1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,600 Thank you for calling the Luxurious Rain Line. 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:14,720 Here we can tell you about individual rain, the different types of rain, where rain will 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,280 occur next, what quantities, and which qualities. 4 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,280 What would you like to know? 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,280 Hello? 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,280 Hello. 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,280 Hello. 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:27,480 I am trying to water my plants in my garden. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,480 Beautiful. 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,880 My hose isn't working and I can't access my phone right now. 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,040 So I was wondering, you know, the wifi on my phone. 12 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,040 I understood. 13 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,040 It was implicit. 14 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,320 And then I was ringing you. 15 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,120 But my phone was working. 16 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,560 Yes, I know Joseph. 17 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,560 I'm ringing you. 18 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,560 I know you're well. 19 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:49,800 You want to know when it's raining next and if you can get away with not fixing your 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,800 hose. 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,800 Yes. 22 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,800 Is that what you want to know? 23 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 Yes. 24 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,800 That was my... 25 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,800 Joe! 26 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,800 Have you found out when it's got a fucking rain yet? 27 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,800 Not yet, Tim. 28 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:58,800 Not yet. 29 00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,800 Oh, come on. 30 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,800 Hurry up. 31 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,800 Sorry. 32 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,800 They're wilting. 33 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 Sorry. 34 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:04,800 Okay. 35 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,800 So I'm under time pressure. 36 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,800 Who am I speaking to today? 37 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,800 You're speaking to Carol. 38 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,800 Oh, Carol. 39 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,800 How are you? 40 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,800 How are the children? 41 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,800 They're very well. 42 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Thank you for asking. 43 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 Good. 44 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,800 So I'm assuming you're still living with Timothy? 45 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,800 Yes. 46 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,280 Me and Tim, we've started, we've started pumping tomatoes. 47 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,280 Oh, beautiful. 48 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,280 This week. 49 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,680 Because the cucumbers all died. 50 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,720 Well, cucumbers require a great deal of rain. 51 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,920 I assured you there would not be sufficient amount of rain. 52 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,680 It would be excellent quality, but it would be sparse. 53 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,760 And you two a tea, you were completely correct. 54 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,520 So whoever, wherever you get your sources from, good job. 55 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,360 Well, I mean, this is a premium line for a reason. 56 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,960 So for tomatoes, the tomatoes are wilting. 57 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,600 So are we in any danger? 58 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,600 Well, they're fucked. 59 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,600 Come on with the rain. 60 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,600 Can you bring some rain? 61 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,280 Now, as I have explained, I do not control the rain. 62 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,120 I mean, I predict it with a hundred percent accuracy. 63 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,840 But how do you get it? 64 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,480 Because you say it and then it happens. 65 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,000 Because Timothy's really lying still about the tomatoes. 66 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,720 The tomatoes will be fine. 67 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,280 There will be a downpour very shortly from now. 68 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,880 She says the tomatoes will be fine. 69 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,960 But when's it going to fucking rain? 70 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:09,960 Very soon. 71 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 Three minutes and 42 seconds. 72 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Three minutes and 42 seconds, she says. 73 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,960 Do you think they have enough time? 74 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,960 It'll be tight. 75 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Could you bring it any sooner? 76 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,720 Again, I do not control it. 77 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,360 But why don't you tell me what is the color of the tomato sleeves? 78 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,600 Tim, what is the color of the tomato sleeves? 79 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,600 What? 80 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,080 What's the color of the tomato sleeves, Tim? 81 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,840 Well, they're like a general green. 82 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,200 Do you need it that specifically? 83 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,200 We'll find out. 84 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,200 They're a general green. 85 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:37,320 Is it a luscious green or like a brownish green? 86 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,320 It's a general green. 87 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,320 He's not great with colors. 88 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,320 What? 89 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 I'm just saying you're not great with colors. 90 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,320 I said it was fucking green. 91 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,320 I know. 92 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,320 Yeah, that's why. 93 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,320 Yeah, it's just green, Sandra. 94 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Well, if it's green, you'll be fine. 95 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,400 They can last another eight-ish minutes. 96 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,720 She says we've got about eight minutes, but the rain's coming in about three minutes and 97 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,720 20 seconds now. 98 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,680 Well, sure, it was fucking three minutes about a minute ago. 99 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,680 What's she all about? 100 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,520 No, well, I just, sorry. 101 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,160 It's two minutes and 26 seconds. 102 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,720 I just made up the time there. 103 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,720 Sorry, Tim. 104 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,720 We're going to be okay. 105 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,720 We're six minutes to the clear. 106 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,720 Six minutes till the rain? 107 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,200 No, it's two minutes and 20 seconds till the rain. 108 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,200 There's a five-minute buffer. 109 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,200 There's a five-minute buffer? 110 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,200 What does that mean? 111 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,200 What? 112 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,360 It means the tomatoes can last for five minutes even without the rain. 113 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,360 What are you saying there? 114 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,360 Did you say five minutes? 115 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,360 Who the fuck can get the story straight here? 116 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,360 These tomatoes. 117 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,360 We've got two. 118 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,360 I could have nothing from a salad. 119 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 You're going to have your salad. 120 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,360 The tomatoes are going to be fine. 121 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,360 The tomatoes make the fucking salad. 122 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,360 I know they make the salad. 123 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,360 We have a five-minute buffer. 124 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,360 It's five minutes and she said it in a nice lilting tone, so it must be okay. 125 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,360 I feel very stressed. 126 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 I'm very stressed too. 127 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,360 Would you like some relaxing rain sounds to calm you down? 128 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,360 No, because then we'll think it's raining and we'll go inside and we'll be fine. 129 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,360 I'm not going to be fine. 130 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,360 I'm not going to be fine. 131 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,360 I'm not going to be fine. 132 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:51,200 I'm not going to be fine. 133 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,000 No she just talked about sounds of rain. 134 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,180 I can't hear anything. 135 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,180 I know you can. 136 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:57,180 I can't feel it. 137 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,180 I can't see it. 138 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,180 I can't taste it. 139 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:00,180 I know. 140 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:01,180 I know you can. 141 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,180 I'm going to eat these tomatoes now. 142 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,180 Fuck it. 143 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,180 No. 144 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,180 They're not ready Tim. 145 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,180 Oh I'm going in. 146 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,680 Don't... stop throwing your leaves on the ground. 147 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,680 Ah. 148 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 They're not good. 149 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,680 They're not good. 150 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 Sandra what are we doing here? 151 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:16,560 Tell him to just wait, it's only another minute on the dot. 152 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,560 It's too late, he's choking on them Sandra. 153 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,960 I have to get these down before they go bad. 154 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,560 Get the lettuce, get the iceberg, I'm fucking having the salad now. 155 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,000 Well, if he's outside you may want to get him an umbrella, it will rain very shortly. 156 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I'm getting an umbrella now and I'll get you the lettuce. 157 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I need greenery now. 158 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'm glad to hear the lettuce grew well. 159 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Oh, it was great, yeah, you really nailed that one. 160 00:04:42,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Welcome. 161 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:14,400 Welcome, Back to Dunbracken. 162 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,680 So it's forgive me father for I have sinned. 163 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,440 Forgive me father for I have sinned. 164 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,440 Amen. 165 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,480 No, not quite yet. 166 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,480 It has forgive me father. 167 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,400 I'm sorry, it's just been, it's been very, very long. 168 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,400 How long? 169 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,400 Because that's the next part. 170 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,240 It has been X amount of time since my last confession. 171 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,240 Do I do the whole thing again? 172 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,800 No, we can skip the first bit. 173 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 Okay. 174 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,800 God heard it. 175 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 God's on your side. 176 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 Okay, that's good to hear already. 177 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,440 Will he still be on my side after I admit? 178 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,120 Whatever's eating you up inside, he's going to take it from you. 179 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,740 He's going to make it his own problem. 180 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,920 How precise do I need to be? 181 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,920 Because I've got it in my calendar. 182 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:52,760 I can be, I can honestly, you can give it a, an approximation like, I don't know, six 183 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,760 months, 12 months. 184 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,760 Oh, it's been longer than that. 185 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 Really? 186 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,200 It's been, you know, I'm just going to, I'm just going to check my calendar real quick. 187 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,680 God is thankful to have you back. 188 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,000 You know, that's the main thing. 189 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Oh, he's welcome. 190 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Okay. 191 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah. 192 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,080 It has been six years since my last confession. 193 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 Amen. 194 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,080 That's okay. 195 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,080 That's good. 196 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,960 Every, everybody loses their way in life a little. 197 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,120 People don't go to the dentist for six years, sometimes longer. 198 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,880 I will say I hadn't sinned for many of those years. 199 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,880 That's great. 200 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,240 So what would you like to, what sins are you bringing to God today? 201 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,600 Do I just see past sins or current sins as well? 202 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,240 Like since I'm still participating in? 203 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,880 I guess we'll start with past and then move to present. 204 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Okay. 205 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:38,760 I, I asked my parents for money for my kids at university, but I've spent it all. 206 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 I know. 207 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,280 Oh, I was going to say, I don't think that's a sin, but then you finished. 208 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,240 Uh, I guess that is the sin of lying. 209 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,240 Oh amen. 210 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,240 Great job. 211 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,040 Uh, well, it wasn't a prayer, but you're in the right spirit. 212 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,240 So I just think that's, I just thought that's how you communicate with God. 213 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,240 Hey, you don't know. 214 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,520 Anytime you say amen, he perks up his signal. 215 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,520 Okay. 216 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,200 I'm not going to say it unnecessarily. 217 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,280 So you've committed the sin of lying and not only lying, but lying to the people who raised 218 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,280 you, the people that's okay. 219 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,280 Okay. 220 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,460 So God's the only way to put the lying, but the money parts fine. 221 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:12,120 If I'd been truthful and done the same acts, I'd be scutch free. 222 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,760 I mean, God doesn't deal in money. 223 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,760 So does he not? 224 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,760 No, he doesn't. 225 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Whatever you do with your money is your own gain. 226 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:22,440 So what is now I can't undo the line and they found out they find out. 227 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,440 Yes. 228 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,360 Did they tell you to come here or is this of your own volition? 229 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,040 No, that's because of my current sin. 230 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,760 We can get to that whenever we get to that. 231 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,760 Well, you know what? 232 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,960 I'm going to tell you for Hail Mary's and you're a okay with God. 233 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,960 Okay. 234 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,840 Do I just Google those or yes, you can Google them. 235 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Okay. 236 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,840 Do I need any equipment? 237 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,800 If you have a pair of rosaries, maybe you could steal that off your parents because 238 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,640 that seems to be a common thing for you. 239 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,640 Okay. 240 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,640 It's very judgmental. 241 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,800 God's a judgy man. 242 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 I mean, that was you. 243 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,360 I am a vestibule of God for Hail Mary's is all you got to do. 244 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,360 Okay. 245 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,360 Okay. 246 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 It was 32,000 pounds. 247 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,480 All right, we'll bump it to six and we'll call it even. 248 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,480 You know what? 249 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,480 I'll take it. 250 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,480 That seems like a good deal. 251 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,280 Yeah, that's about 4,000 for Hail Mary. 252 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,280 That's bad math, but that's fine. 253 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:15,880 I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth, I guess. 254 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:21,360 Dunbracken welcomed its new mayor at a ceremony at the town hall this week. 255 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,640 Most residents may not be aware that an election took place last week or that Dunbracken had 256 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:30,600 ever previously had a mayor, but mayor Anders assures us that the election did indeed take 257 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,680 place and that we do and always have had a town mayor. 258 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,480 Mayor Anders is currently testing the town's water supply for hallucinogens to work out 259 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,360 how this shared delusion amongst everyone has occurred. 260 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,120 Anyone who does not remember any previous mayors should go to their GP immediately as 261 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:51,960 they may be of danger of suffering from early onset dementia. 262 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:56,000 Police have been instructed to arrest anyone who claims that Dunbracken has never had a 263 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:04,480 mayor. 264 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,000 How much for this old alarm clock? 265 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 What does it say at the minute? 266 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 14 minutes. 267 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,480 Okay, it's 14 pounds. 268 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,440 Okay, I'm going to wait 13 more minutes. 269 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,440 Why would you do that, sir? 270 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,280 Well, the price seems to be tied to the minutes. 271 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,200 No, I only said 14 once, it just happened to coincide with the... 272 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,320 Okay, so a minute from now it's not going to be 13. 273 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,320 It's not going to be 13. 274 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,440 Do you see a price tag on this alarm clock, sir? 275 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,660 No, no, I mean, this is negotiating. 276 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:33,560 First of all, you lost because you named the price first. 277 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,480 I don't think that's how you won loot. 278 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,480 This is a garage sale. 279 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,680 I'm just trying to make money so that my son can get back into college. 280 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,680 Back? 281 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,040 Did he drop out? 282 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,600 No, he didn't drop out, but he did get into a tussle with a security guard and now I have 283 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:51,160 to pay a hefty fine so that he's allowed to, first off, allowed back in the premises to 284 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,160 collect his things. 285 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,160 Okay, it sounds desperate. 286 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160 How much for this clock now? 287 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 13, but I did hear... 288 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,160 I'm just going to wait here and then... 289 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,160 I'll take it. 290 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,160 Oh, oh, we have a bid. 291 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,160 Oh, how much? 292 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,160 How much for? 293 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,160 How much? 294 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,160 Just wait. 295 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,160 The price keeps going down. 296 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Price is 13. 297 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,640 Yeah, but I'm going to buy it now if you're going to wait. 298 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,360 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll sell to you right now for 12. 299 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,880 Oh, okay, I'm happy with that. 300 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,880 Yeah, okay, so... 301 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,880 Now hold on. 302 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,880 You snooze, you lose. 303 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,880 Okay, are you putting in an offer or are you just stalling? 304 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,520 Sorry, I'm just cutting my throat. 305 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,440 How's your son doing now? 306 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 You know, it's a struggle. 307 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,240 I mean, you can see him up there in the window up there. 308 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,800 You see that little kid looking... 309 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 He's very little. 310 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800 Is he too young for college? 311 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,800 Could that be why he's struggling? 312 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,720 No, just because he's a small boy doesn't mean that he's too young for college. 313 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,200 No, you call him a boy. 314 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200 Excuse me. 315 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,880 Sorry, sorry to interrupt. 316 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,000 These VHSs, they're not labelled. 317 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,720 Oh, I'll take them. 318 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,720 No. 319 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 Oh, you want one? 320 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,720 Yeah. 321 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,720 No, I was trying to find out... 322 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,720 I was trying to find out what's on there. 323 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,720 Those are actually... 324 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,720 That is my wedding. 325 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,720 That's a recording of my wedding. 326 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,400 This is like 25 tapes. 327 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,080 Yeah, it's the whole day. 328 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,680 Does it have the tab taken off? 329 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,680 I'd probably want to record over that. 330 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,080 You're gonna record over my wedding? 331 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,920 Yeah, there's like a good monster truck show on. 332 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,760 A seal hasn't taken place yet, sir. 333 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,760 That's true. 334 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,760 This is just an initial query. 335 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,560 Oh, so you did that to that guy over there as well. 336 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,560 Are you... 337 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:14,560 Sorry, yeah, he's gonna buy the alarm clock. 338 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,560 Are you still interested, sir? 339 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,560 What's yours, sir? 340 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,560 It's 10. 341 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,560 It says 8. 342 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,000 Okay, fine, yeah, you got me, it's 8. 343 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,360 I would have paid the original price from just a couple minutes ago. 344 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,600 Well, I wish I could sell it to you for the original price, but as you can see, it says 345 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,440 8, so I really need to get this rid of it. 346 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:34,760 Well, okay, I can respect someone who is a lot better at buying than me, but I will 347 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,240 take those VHSs. 348 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,240 No. 349 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,840 Okay, just the wedding one. 350 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,280 All 25 of them are my wedding. 351 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280 It was the full day. 352 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,280 I don't... 353 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,400 Why can't you understand that? 354 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,840 Me and Martha had a wonderful 25 hours. 355 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,920 Was it a spectacular wedding? 356 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,760 What was the want to document all of it? 357 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,560 What do you mean what was the want to document all of one wedding? 358 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,320 Probably people do the best bits. 359 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,320 Everything was the best bit of that wonderful wedding. 360 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,360 Who's ever enjoyed an entire wedding day? 361 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,800 Hey, son, stop it. 362 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,920 Stop crying just because I'm talking about your mother. 363 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,920 Stop it. 364 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,840 Oh, oh, yeah, why are you getting rid of these if it was such a nice day? 365 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,640 It was a nice day, but look, she went to go talk to the college. 366 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,640 Are these faulty? 367 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640 No, they're in great condition. 368 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,640 They're in great condition. 369 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,080 Are they broken in your television? 370 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,520 No, no, they're wonderful. 371 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,560 They are the best VHSs money can sell. 372 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,680 Hey, if you don't trust the seller, get lost. 373 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,680 Don't get lost. 374 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,720 I just want to find out a bit more about the item before I part with my money. 375 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,720 I do want to know more about it as well. 376 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,040 So there's 25 tapes. 377 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,600 Yeah, 25 hours. 378 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,880 One magical day. 379 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,880 25 hours? 380 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,280 It was so good, it spelled into one o'clock. 381 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,520 You started the ceremony at midnight the day before? 382 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,240 Not the ceremony, but I started preparing, sure. 383 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,200 Oh, now that I look at this clock, it does have 24 pips to it. 384 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,200 25, sorry. 385 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200 Yeah, it's very... 386 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,720 It might not be working, but there's 25 of them. 387 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,680 So the first eight hours, admittedly, are just people sleeping. 388 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,360 There's coverage of everyone from the wedding party in this? 389 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,480 I had five different cameras going. 390 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480 Fine. 391 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,640 Yeah, I had to catch everyone. 392 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,640 So it started out... 393 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:04,520 Hold on, you sucked down each of the five cameras into an RE. 394 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,520 Yeah, I made the best bits of the... 395 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,520 You're not doing five hours for... 396 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,240 Oh, so you do believe in best bits. 397 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,880 Yeah, but for five cameras, you have to cut them down a little bit. 398 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,880 You couldn't... 399 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,880 That would be, what, 125 hours? 400 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,280 Come on, that's too long for a wedding team. 401 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,280 That's 125 videos. 402 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,600 See, if I get all of those videos, I'm going to edit it so that it looks like people are 403 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,920 sleeping through your wedding. 404 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920 Why would you do that? 405 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 You know that's not true. 406 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:25,920 That's not what happened. 407 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Well... 408 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,920 People had a wonderful time. 409 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,920 They slept for the first eight hours. 410 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,120 If there's only one record that we can see the wedding, then... 411 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,120 I don't think the VHSs are for sale anymore. 412 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,520 Hey, no, you can't do that. 413 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520 I can't do that. 414 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,520 It says garage sale, everything for sale. 415 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,160 Ask for a price. 416 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,160 I'm asking for a price. 417 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,920 By the way, do you do price matching? 418 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Yeah, I do. 419 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,440 You find this exact model in Tesco and I will match it. 420 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,520 Yeah, I'll be back. 421 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,520 Okay. 422 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,520 The clock's ticking for you, sir. 423 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,880 It's six pound now. 424 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,160 Are these tapes also available in Tesco? 425 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,160 Do you want me to check when I'm there? 426 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160 Hey, that would be great. 427 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,160 I'd really appreciate that. 428 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,160 No worries. 429 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,120 I'm going to be back real quick. 430 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,740 She'll be back though. 431 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,740 She will be back. 432 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:07,740 Yeah. 433 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:08,740 She's going to go to the college. 434 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,740 Okay. 435 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,240 And admittedly, she made things worse. 436 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:16,400 The police were called and she's spending a fortnight learning her lesson. 437 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Oh. 438 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,160 But she'll be back and she'll be so proud of the work I've done to put our son through 439 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,160 college. 440 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,920 Not to ask a personal question, but are you recording that? 441 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,920 Everything for sale. 442 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920 My personal life's for sale too. 443 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920 You're writing an autobiography? 444 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 I'll do that too. 445 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,920 How much for your son? 446 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,920 Is he included? 447 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,920 No, he's not in the garage. 448 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920 It's a stupid question. 449 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,920 Stop putting that sign up. 450 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,480 No, no, you're not in the garage. 451 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,160 We talked about this. 452 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160 Anything in the garage. 453 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,320 Don't you come down here. 454 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,320 I just got to get him. 455 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,720 I got to get her back and I got to get him away. 456 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:49,240 Hey, I called my friend who works at Tesco's and apparently if they have VHS in stock, 457 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,640 they just give them away for free. 458 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,640 What? 459 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,640 Of the wedding? 460 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,640 Is that a club member's team? 461 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,640 Oh, they say no matter what's recorded on them. 462 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 It's like company policy. 463 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640 They don't want to throw them away because it's- 464 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640 I kind of want to see the wedding though. 465 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,640 Like why was it- 466 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,640 You just want to watch the- 467 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,640 I mean, if he does pie smashing, he has to give it away for free. 468 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,640 Yes. 469 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640 You're going to have the 25 tips. 470 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,040 Can I just ask one thing? 471 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,040 No, you can't get it back. 472 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040 Sorry, just quickly. 473 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,040 How much is the clock? 474 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040 Three pound. 475 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:19,360 I'll be back in a moment. 476 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,360 Okay. 477 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,480 What is your current sin? 478 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:29,520 I'm currently embezzling large amounts of money from- 479 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,360 So it's more money? 480 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,760 It's just the charity asked me to look at their books and I saw an opportunity and- 481 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,720 To steal from a charity, sir. 482 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,520 Um, yeah, it is a charity. 483 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,520 I'll be honest. 484 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:46,120 This is a struggle for God because although he doesn't deal in money, poor broken children 485 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,120 do. 486 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,120 I didn't say it was for children. 487 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,120 What charity was it for? 488 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,120 Oh, it's for animals. 489 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,120 It's fine. 490 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,120 Oh, well then. 491 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,800 So I'm, so I'm, so I'm just going to do the six. 492 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,720 The six and then we'll top it off with four and a half our fathers. 493 00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,960 You just say amen. 494 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,960 Any point during the fifth. 495 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960 Okay. 496 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960 Is this for the current sin then? 497 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,680 This is for the current sin, yeah. 498 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,080 Well how much money have you currently embezzled? 499 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,960 Oh, it's 65,000 pounds and counting. 500 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960 That's it. 501 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960 Okay. 502 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,960 So we'll actually drop that down. 503 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,440 That's three and a half our fathers because they're powerful because you're talking straight 504 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440 to him. 505 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,800 You're not dealing with the middle woman of Mary. 506 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,760 Oh, it's a, it's a heal Mary dressed at Mary herself. 507 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760 Yes. 508 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,980 You're talking directly to Mary, our fathers, right to the big man. 509 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,400 So if you wanted to convert those six heal Mary's- 510 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,280 Well, and now I know the monetary value of each of them. 511 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 So- 512 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,280 Yeah, you can work it out yourself. 513 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,520 Mary's still 0.4 gods. 514 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,800 That's not bad. 515 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,880 She's done well for herself. 516 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880 Yeah. 517 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,880 Sometimes she is better at dealing with your problems. 518 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,080 This has been very pragmatic. 519 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,800 I expect it more philosophy. 520 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:57,400 That's not our realm. 521 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,480 My dad had an old army mine. 522 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,480 He showed me it. 523 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,480 Said I wasn't allowed to touch it though. 524 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,640 Didn't know if it was live or not, but it keeps it in the attic. 525 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,640 A mine? 526 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,640 A mine. 527 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,640 Yeah. 528 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,640 In the attic? 529 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,640 What, what do you do at Christmas? 530 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,640 Well, we don't put our Christmas tree up there. 531 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,640 We get a new one every year. 532 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,640 That's very wasteful. 533 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:18,280 He says that, well, the mine protects from, he calls it the specter in the attic. 534 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,520 He thinks if it ever takes a corporeal form, the mine will protect them. 535 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,520 Big if. 536 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,520 Yeah. 537 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,520 There's nothing else in there. 538 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,520 So you've just got a mine in the attic. 539 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,280 Mine in the attic is why we can't sell the house. 540 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,480 Where did he get it? 541 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,920 He said his granddad got it in World War II. 542 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920 And brought it back? 543 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920 He did, yeah. 544 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,240 He fell on it, stayed there for two days and then just eventually stood up. 545 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,240 Just got fed up. 546 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,240 You fed up? 547 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240 Well, it mustn't be live then. 548 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240 Oh yeah. 549 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,400 He said, just, just take it. 550 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,720 You can, you can claim back your attic. 551 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,720 You can have as many trees as you want up there. 552 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:52,960 But what if as soon as we take the attic, the specter does, he senses his opportunity? 553 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,120 I think your dad's hiding something up in the attic. 554 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120 I don't know. 555 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,960 He goes up there a lot, but he says you can't go up there. 556 00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960 Because of the mine and the specter. 557 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960 Because of the mine and the specter. 558 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,960 Yeah, but he knows where the mine's placed. 559 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,960 So he knows how to navigate. 560 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,520 But I've never went up there. 561 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,520 The mine and the specter. 562 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,200 That's pretty good for me to stay away. 563 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,120 I think your dad has some terrible secrets up in that attic. 564 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,000 He just said granda went away. 565 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,720 He never had a funeral for him. 566 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,320 Maybe your grandad is the specter. 567 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,320 Or the mine. 568 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,320 Not sure. 569 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,320 It's a confusing story. 570 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,320 It is. 571 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,080 Maybe I'll this weekend whenever I'm allowed back at his house. 572 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,080 Only spend weekends with him. 573 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,080 Allowed back? 574 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,520 I only spend weekends with him. 575 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,120 Whenever the court allows me to be there. 576 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,120 Right, right. 577 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,600 Then I'll test it out. 578 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,920 Do they know about the mine? 579 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,920 No. 580 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,720 He said in my interview, don't mention the specter, grandad or the mine. 581 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720 Those are the three off topics. 582 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:51,560 And he said if you start to sweat, just say you miss your dad very much. 583 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,360 They didn't buy that though, because he was going for full custody. 584 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,000 He said something shifty was up, so they gave him two days. 585 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Yeah. 586 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,400 If someone's sad, they tend to cry, which is like sweating from the eyes, I guess. 587 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400 That's good, yeah. 588 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,000 Do you find that works with your parents? 589 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Well, yeah. 590 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,800 Whenever I want something, I just sweat at them. 591 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:13,120 I lock myself in my bedroom and just sweat really loudly. 592 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:29,920 They don't like nervous children. 593 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,440 Anyone claiming that the mayor's office is just the condemned school gym that burned 594 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,760 down four years ago and that he has been silently building his office using stolen supplies 595 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:45,840 from the school is grossly mistaken and will be arrested for suspected treason. 596 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,320 Anyone caught tampering with the sign in front of what looks like the old burned down school 597 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,040 hall but is in fact the not burned down mayor's office will be brought in front of the mayor 598 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,760 for a punishment of his choosing. 599 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,360 If the sign falls down, the last person to walk by it will be brought in front of the 600 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 mayor. 601 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:08,760 If the mayor himself knocks down the sign during one of his daily scream walks, then 602 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:25,440 he will sue his assistant for not being able to stop him in time. 603 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,080 Now should I wait till I finish embezzling or is it fine to do it? 604 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,720 Honestly, if you want to get a head start on the praying, you can do a few and then 605 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,800 every time you embezzle, pray a little to God, maybe stop the embezzling. 606 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,520 But if you're going to continue doing it, then I think you could come back here. 607 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,000 We'll get you a retainer, not in monetary value in prayers. 608 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,280 No, I'm putting a monetary value to that. 609 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280 That's good. 610 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280 That's true. 611 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280 Yeah. 612 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,040 So you just keep doing the prayers and God will. 613 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,640 You're almost certainly going to hell. 614 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,640 No, hold on. 615 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,640 That's why I'm here. 616 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,640 I want to avoid that part. 617 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:03,080 Well, I think you need to stop doing the things because the thing is that you've realized 618 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080 that they're sins. 619 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,480 I'm just hiding from my parents in here. 620 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,480 You're not actually sorry. 621 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,480 Well, I just. 622 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,480 If you're not sorry, we're going to have to break in the creed of Jesus Christ. 623 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,720 I mean, I just thought you say those things and. 624 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,720 No, no, no. 625 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720 I'm also just killing time. 626 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:22,000 So the creed of Jesus Christ is going to be honest, a lot longer than the other two, but 627 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,600 more powerful because you're talking to the boy who resurrected himself. 628 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,900 Now could I ask one of the interns to do it for me? 629 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,840 So if the interns are doing it for you, it's not as powerful. 630 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,680 You're still getting a little bit. 631 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,720 But if you were to say, get 14 interns and they all do it once, that's as good as you 632 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,560 doing it once. 633 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,740 We don't have that many interns. 634 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,040 You heard how little I'm in Bethlehem. 635 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,560 Yeah, only two and a half. 636 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,560 Heal Mary's worth. 637 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,560 So. 638 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,240 But OK, I want to avoid hell. 639 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,840 OK, that's really why. 640 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,320 Well, I want to avoid hell and my parents. 641 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,320 That's why I'm here. 642 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,700 Well, what are their sins? 643 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,200 Because maybe if they're very good people, maybe hell is the place for you. 644 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,760 I see what you're saying. 645 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,560 You want me to trick God into thinking I'm my father. 646 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560 That was not what I was saying. 647 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,560 I was saying. 648 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,560 I get it. 649 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560 He's going to heaven. 650 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,560 I'm going to hell if we swap places. 651 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 I'm going. 652 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120 I'm not in the. 653 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:15,640 I'm not usually advocating for tricking our father, but if you want to, that's on you. 654 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640 I think it will be difficult. 655 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,680 Are you named the same? 656 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,120 I mean, I can change his name. 657 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,000 I think it's too late because you've both been baptized. 658 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,240 He witnessed both your baptisms. 659 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,200 Oh, I haven't been baptized. 660 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200 Oh, hold on. 661 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200 Can I get it? 662 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,920 Is that how I get rid of my sin? 663 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,280 This is a loophole here. 664 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280 You know what? 665 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,680 Technically that does wash you anew. 666 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,680 So great. 667 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,080 I guess that if you were baptized, now you become a new person. 668 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,920 You're a little baby in the eyes of God's and your actions. 669 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,400 It's like an 18 year old being scrubbed clean. 670 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,400 Great. 671 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,400 Okay. 672 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,960 Well, once I've scrubbed the charity clean, I'll come here and we'll get this on our way. 673 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,960 Great. 674 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,960 Yeah. 675 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960 So dirty the tip. 676 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,080 Just say, just say the prayers, I think. 677 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080 Okay, great. 678 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,280 And I'll Google those. 679 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,280 That's great. 680 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280 Wonderful. 681 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280 Thank you. 682 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280 All right. 683 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280 Thank you. 684 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,280 This has been great. 685 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,280 And I'm into you, Father. 686 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,280 Another soul saved. 687 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,280 You did it, Father. 688 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:26,240 You really did. 689 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:33,360 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conneth McVeigh. 690 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,680 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 691 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,000 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 692 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,080 The opening and closing themes, you know, the music you can hear right now. 693 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,480 Well, that incredible music is made by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire album 694 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,280 Unearthed on Spotify right now. 695 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,400 The additional voices you heard this episode were Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keighley, Laura 696 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,640 Conlon and Gerda Donley. 697 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,040 Thank you for listening. 698 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:17,520 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.