1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 Um, where's your whole pass? 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,080 I don't know. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,080 Where's your dad? 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:34,640 Yeah, that's right. 5 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:45,240 Welcome back to our lady of despair and retribution's morning school announcements. 6 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:50,920 Biology teacher Mr Mildrew has had his lunch stolen by the 5th year bullies again, so if 7 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:56,520 anyone sees him looking weak or grey, please give him some of your lunch. 8 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,360 The principal would like to remind everyone that the sun is not a fire hazard. 9 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,440 Several students called in sick last Thursday claiming that they thought the school was 10 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,760 going to burn up because it was too close to the sun. 11 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:13,120 In order to calm the fear that is currently plaguing the town, that the sun is edging 12 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:18,160 ever closer to the earth because it has started appearing an hour earlier in the mornings 13 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,160 now. 14 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,280 The Maths teachers are currently offering after school lessons for parents to explain how 15 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,600 daylight savings times works. 16 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,960 The PE teachers have been granted time off this week to go see their loved ones after 17 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:36,000 it was discovered that they both thought they had to live permanently in the school and 18 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,480 had not left the school grounds for the past two years. 19 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:45,280 This was only discovered after first year Peter Tilford went to PE class and discovered 20 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:50,720 one of the PE teachers to in fact be his father, who was missing presumed dead for the past 21 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,200 two years. 22 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:58,560 If anyone sees a sentient ball of green gut being chased around by a Robin Williams type, 23 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,000 please steer clear. 24 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:05,400 Mr Mildrew accidentally created a sentient Robin Williams AI who is now relentlessly 25 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,120 doing bits at everyone causing severe delays in class schedules. 26 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,520 This year's talent show is sponsored by the Mr Mildrew Needs A Wife chart that the fifth 27 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:30,960 year bullies founded earlier this year. 28 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,440 What's that attached to your arm, Harry? 29 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,440 It's Benji. 30 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,440 Again? 31 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,720 Harry, I don't want to send him away. 32 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,000 He doesn't look very comfortable. 33 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,120 He won't be very comfortable in the abattoir either. 34 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,120 For a moment. 35 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,000 Then the good people, McCarthy and Sons. 36 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,400 Are you listening, pig? 37 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400 Are you listening? 38 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,720 They'll fire a steel bolt directly into your brain. 39 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,120 There'll be no more suffering. 40 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,120 I should know. 41 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,080 I have a steel bolt in my brain. 42 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,720 That's your inability to feel. 43 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,040 No, because you seem pretty unfeeling now, dad. 44 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,040 No, Harry. 45 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,040 Yes, dad. 46 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:07,320 When the steel bolt passed through my neocortex, eliminating my ability to suffer, it also tapped 47 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,280 into a hitherto unknown aspect for me, that of empathy. 48 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,680 That seems like a bit of a reach, doesn't it, dad? 49 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,000 You have no empathy for either me or the pig. 50 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,880 In fact, you don't even need to have empathy for the pig. 51 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,840 You just need to have empathy for me. 52 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,280 Don't you see, Harry? 53 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,520 Even the language, the language you're using, the tone you're using. 54 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,960 Not very empathetic, is it? 55 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,560 If you saw what I saw, you'd know this is empathy. 56 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,560 What did you see? 57 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,560 I saw. 58 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,440 You're talking about what you saw at the carnival last year. 59 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Not what I saw. 60 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,440 I foresaw. 61 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,080 You've seen the lads on the roundabout. 62 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,080 They know something's coming. 63 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,760 The pigs have nothing to do with this, dad. 64 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,120 The pigs have everything to do with this. 65 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,640 Everything has everything to do with this. 66 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,280 And it's not just adhesive that connects you and that pig, no. 67 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,240 We're all together in a big soup. 68 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,640 Boy, dang, Harry. 69 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,560 Come, come, look at the calligraphy. 70 00:03:55,560 --> 00:04:06,520 Could be part of this. 71 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,000 So I've been reading over the plan for open night tonight and, uh... 72 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,800 Do we have to put the ugly kids to the back? 73 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 I don't know. 74 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 I think it seems unfair. 75 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,680 We're trying to get people to come to the school. 76 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,120 The parents pay for the school. 77 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,120 They pay your wage. 78 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,120 No, I know that. 79 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,400 I know they pay my wage, but I think, like, how is Mr. and Mrs. Andrews going to feel 80 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:30,240 whenever their kid, stupid as he is, ugly as he is, but he's right at the back? 81 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,240 I'm with James. 82 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,880 I just think we should keep them outside the school. 83 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,880 Completely outside the school. 84 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,880 Completely outside the school. 85 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,040 I mean, ideally every day of the year, but definitely tonight. 86 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,040 Yeah. 87 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 I don't know, guys. 88 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,640 I think kids need to be looking happy and stuff. 89 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,520 Parents want to send their children to this school. 90 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,160 They want to know that the kid's having fun, regardless of beauty standards. 91 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:53,040 Yeah, but as Derek said, the ugly kids are also the stupidest kids. 92 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,520 They won't know what's happening. 93 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,840 They'll be confused because this is happening at night. 94 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,840 So that's not going to do us much favours. 95 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:06,080 I did have to explicitly state that the parent teacher evening is at 7pm over and over again. 96 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,080 Yeah, but I just think, like, could we have them playing games in the background or something? 97 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,560 I'm just thinking we need bodies in and around the place to make it seem full. 98 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,520 And I understand, yes, it's nighttime, so parents would understand. 99 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:21,800 But again, the ugly kids' parents are pretty ugly and stupid themselves. 100 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,840 So I think we need... 101 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,240 I see what you're getting at, and we shouldn't let them in either. 102 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,880 No, in the first place, no. 103 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,880 I don't know. 104 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,480 I mean, we were desperate for money at the time, so that's why we're not inundated with 105 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,080 thick, ugly kids. 106 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,280 But I mean, come on. 107 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:38,400 I really think we should have a dress code for tonight as well. 108 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,400 You don't think the... 109 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,840 I'm just fed up seeing people in tracksuits. 110 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,600 Yeah, we should have a dress code for the parents. 111 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,600 For the parents? 112 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,600 Yeah. 113 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,600 It's a good filter. 114 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,920 It's just if they're in tracksuits, most of them come directly from work. 115 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,160 So if they're in tracksuits, what have they been doing all day? 116 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,240 Yeah, they're not all PE teachers. 117 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,240 That's a good idea. 118 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,040 We'll get the PE teachers to bounce the people in tracksuits, don't let them in. 119 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,040 Yeah, they could probably do that. 120 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,040 That's good. 121 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,800 That way, I don't like it when they are on school grounds as well, so they're just outside. 122 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,960 Yeah, it's a good excuse just to get them out. 123 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:05,960 Yeah, keeps them busy. 124 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,080 How about this even? 125 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,560 We take the PE teachers and all the thick, ugly kids and we have them out in the yard. 126 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,240 Oh, just run laps or something, yeah? 127 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,240 Yeah, just run laps. 128 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,280 Don't put the lights on either, just in case someone sees them. 129 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,400 People don't mind if a professional sports player is not great looking. 130 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 I can work with this. 131 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:24,160 And I think that means then that people can hear there's an ambiance going on, so they 132 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,600 can hear the thick, ugly people and not... 133 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,520 I'll tell you what, they're thick and they're ugly, but their laps are enchanting. 134 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,320 Yeah, that is true. 135 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,320 You want to make an ambiance? 136 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,920 This isn't a party that you're running here, by the way. 137 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,840 I think it's important that the... 138 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 I said the word ambiance. 139 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,240 I think there needs to be an ambiance. 140 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,520 They need to know that we have a certain culture here at the school that their kids can be 141 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,800 proud of, to be part of. 142 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:51,160 I get that, but soufflés and people giving out entrees and champagne flutes. 143 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,520 Where's all that for the staff room? 144 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,120 Day to day, never mind tonight. 145 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,180 I'm fed up having to supply my own champagne. 146 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,180 It's very expensive. 147 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:01,360 Look, we gave you the plastic flutes and we gave you a bottle of Prosecco at the start 148 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,360 of the year. 149 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,720 It's not my fault that you used it up. 150 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,160 I go through that in a day. 151 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,560 I can't have that be my entire year supply. 152 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,440 And also the plastic flutes. 153 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,360 You know what was delivered to the music department? 154 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,800 A load of plastic flutes. 155 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,400 You've got some big ugly delivery people. 156 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,400 Yeah. 157 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,360 These delivery people are hideous. 158 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,760 If you've got a nice long plastic flute, that's a lot to drink through. 159 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,760 That's a big... 160 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,760 There's too many holes in it. 161 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,640 I've tried sucking on it and it makes a terrible noise. 162 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,640 Okay, right. 163 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,660 I'll take these under consideration for next year. 164 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,080 But at the minute, I can't really do much. 165 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,120 All this stuff, it's all for the perspective parents right now. 166 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,800 You can re-initiate the next teacher's meeting, whatever you want to do. 167 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,880 Right now, I think we need to present a united front for these parents. 168 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,560 I mean, you're the only one who's not in sync. 169 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 I feel like... 170 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,560 Yeah. 171 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,080 But your sync is so full of shit. 172 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,000 Okay, well, no need for that. 173 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Wow, wow. 174 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 What a pep talk. 175 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,960 I'm ready to sell this show at the school now. 176 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,320 Oh, our principal thinks we're incapable of presenting the show. 177 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,320 Not incapable. 178 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,320 Not incapable. 179 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,320 I'm sorry. 180 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,560 As a drama teacher, I'm just constantly thinking of this as a show. 181 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:10,120 Usually that's a great attitude for these nights, but it's just you're also considering 182 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,960 it like a show where everyone needs to be beautiful. 183 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,720 And that's my main crux of my argument is that we need something for the ugly, thick 184 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,720 kids to be doing. 185 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,560 Look, I can only cast so many hunchbacks. 186 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,560 We are giving them something. 187 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,180 We're preparing them for life in prison, which is where they're going to go. 188 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:28,120 So have them out in the yard, have them doing, have them lifting stuff. 189 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,280 Get them to clear out the old school. 190 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,480 And I'll tell you what, some of them are from great gangs. 191 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:43,760 Yeah. 192 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:48,920 The fifth year bullies are having a bake sale on Tuesday morning at Brick to raise awareness 193 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,400 of the desperate lack of funds in the third year pockets. 194 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,800 The fifth year bullies are having a tough year, having discovered that Mr. Mildew has 195 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,360 begun eating his lunch before school every day. 196 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,920 All money raised in the bake sale will go directly into the pockets of the smallest, 197 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:09,720 weakest third years, which will in turn allow the fifth year bullies to commence bullying 198 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,960 and stealing lunch money again. 199 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,680 School open night starts this Wednesday at 7pm. 200 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:21,880 I've been asked to remind the ugly, thick kids that this is the 7 o'clock where the moon 201 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,640 is present instead of the sun. 202 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:30,720 The sentient bull of Green Gup, who last was being chased by Robin Williams, is now being 203 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,440 chased by an elderly Scottish house cleaner. 204 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,920 The elderly Scottish housekeeper is being chased at different times by a slender Eddie 205 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,800 Murphy type and a fatter, more clumsy Eddie Murphy type. 206 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,320 Neither Eddie Murphy seems to appear at the same time. 207 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:51,600 The fifth year bullies have agreed to check the school ventilation shafts to find out 208 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:57,200 the base of operations for either Eddie Murphy or the elderly Scottish housekeeper. 209 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200 Hello? 210 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200 Is anybody in? 211 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200 No, nobody's in. 212 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200 Yeah, tell them no one's in. 213 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200 Yeah, fuck off. 214 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:19,640 Oh, I just wondered if you wanted to buy some cookies for charity. 215 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,840 What do you think we're running here? 216 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,800 Well, you fancy some cookies, do you? 217 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,080 I do, I do like some cookies. 218 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,400 Well, we better mask up before we open the doors. 219 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,400 We don't want them squealing. 220 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 Also, I've got a cold. 221 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,400 I don't want to spread it. 222 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400 Oh, they're very, very good. 223 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 But yeah, this hideout, bloody identities. 224 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,400 I have all three different sorts. 225 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,400 I've got chocolate chip. 226 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,400 I've got minty ones. 227 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,400 I've got vanilla. 228 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,400 I'm just getting myself dressed. 229 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Yeah, yeah, we're just, just give us one moment. 230 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,400 Right, I'm going to open the door. 231 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,400 Yeah, just a crack. 232 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Just a crack. 233 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,400 Yeah, yeah. 234 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 We haven't got a crack yet. 235 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah, yeah. 236 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:51,680 Just opening the door a crack, all right? 237 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,340 OK, fine. 238 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:57,260 Sorry, we're so defensive. 239 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,780 We are very protective of our privacy. 240 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,400 There were some very dodgy looking men outside. 241 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,000 I just wondered, I wandered into the bad part of town. 242 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Yeah. 243 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Well, it's more complicated. 244 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 It's that. 245 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Answer than that. 246 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,360 I mean, I don't want to judge your socio economic status. 247 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,840 But I just, you know, it's pretty rough. 248 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 OK. 249 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,840 Do you have a knife or a gun? 250 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,480 No, I don't have a knife or a gun. 251 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,280 She's got cookies, though, isn't she? 252 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,280 She's got cookies. 253 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,480 If anyone tries to mug you, darling, just hand over the cookies. 254 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,480 Is that likely? 255 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,320 Well, if you if someone asks you if you have a knife or a gun, you say yes. 256 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,880 Are you from the salubrious part of town? 257 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,880 Yes. 258 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,280 Well, yeah, it's more likely. 259 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,280 I'm really very posh. 260 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,760 You're doing your bit for charity. 261 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,760 Yes. 262 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,760 To make yourself feel better. 263 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,720 Well, you know, the children. 264 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,200 Which charity is it, love? 265 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,280 It's the children from the bad part of town school. 266 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,280 Oh, they need all the help they can get. 267 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,280 Yeah. 268 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,280 Poor little bleeders. 269 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,480 Half of them end up in drug mules, don't they? 270 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,480 Yeah, I heard that. 271 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480 Yeah. 272 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,280 And I heard that some of their parents are divorced. 273 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,560 Well, the lucky ones. 274 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,960 That's that who told you that they're getting divorced. 275 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:10,080 Well, I heard from some of the teachers that some of the parents were divorcees and it 276 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,160 made things very difficult for the children who ended up selling drugs. 277 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,120 Oh, this is juicy gossip. 278 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,120 I like it. 279 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,120 You've got any knives? 280 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,120 I've got knives, yeah. 281 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:23,600 Well, Mrs. Brown, she goes to my church and she said that there's just big problems in 282 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,400 the bad part of town and we should care for the children because of Jesus. 283 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:44,400 But who's getting divorced? 284 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,400 Hello there. 285 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,400 Have you heard of the prophecy? 286 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,400 What? 287 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 What? 288 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 What? 289 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,000 I wasn't talking to you, but do you want to hear about the prophecy? 290 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 No. 291 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 OK. 292 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 It's pretty cool. 293 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 What? 294 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 I said it's pretty cool. 295 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Excuse me, sir. 296 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Why not? 297 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,440 I have a permit from the council. 298 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440 Oh, sorry, sir. 299 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,200 You absolutely can prophesize here. 300 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,200 Oh, do I? 301 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Someone mentioned a prophecy? 302 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200 Oh, yes. 303 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,200 I do. 304 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,200 Would you like to hear about a prophecy? 305 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:12,320 Well, on the 14th of March, 2020, not supposed to. 306 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 Oh, at 14th of March. 307 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 It's an exciting date. 308 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,800 It's two days after my birthday. 309 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,800 That's that's good. 310 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,800 I'm glad it's two days. 311 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,200 The prophecy is that on the 14th of March, 2024. 312 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,800 Oh, it's next year. 313 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800 That's soon. 314 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800 Yes, it's very soon. 315 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,800 I'll be 42. 316 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800 I won't because. 317 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800 Yes, I will. 318 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:34,360 You'll be 42 for two days and then you won't be anything because there'll be a pig born, 319 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,360 which a pig what? 320 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,360 A pig born. 321 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,360 Pig born. 322 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,120 A pig will be born. 323 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:44,080 That reasons I cannot explain and that I saw in a vision the carnival. 324 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,040 Son tells me I just ate too much candy floss. 325 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,120 I had what is commonly known as a sugar rush. 326 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120 Pig is gonna. 327 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,120 Pig's gonna blow up. 328 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,120 Pig's gonna blow up? 329 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,600 Oh, well, I'm the chief must in my life. 330 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,600 I'm happy. 331 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,600 What? 332 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600 I'm ready to go. 333 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600 What have you achieved in your life? 334 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600 What's your name? 335 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600 I'm Reginald. 336 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,600 What have you achieved, Reginald? 337 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600 Do you have a son? 338 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,600 I do. 339 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,800 Is your son trying to stop you from killing pigs? 340 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 Not often, no. 341 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 I've never killed a pig. 342 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800 Never killed a pig? 343 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,800 Would you like to try now? 344 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800 Here's one right now. 345 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,800 Is it attached to your son? 346 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800 Is that your son? 347 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,800 Ignore the boy. 348 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,800 Ignore the boy. 349 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,680 Not very empathetic, dad, are you? 350 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680 Ignore the boy. 351 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,200 I just mean everybody needs to kill a pig in this town. 352 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,000 Oh, I see he also has a clapboard on him. 353 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I didn't notice. 354 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,280 What's your prophecy? 355 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,160 I think it's going to end when the Lord comes back to us. 356 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160 The Lord's coming again. 357 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,600 He's going to get you. 358 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,240 You're rolling your eyes, father, but this is what you sound like. 359 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,240 This is derivative. 360 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,600 Yours is derivative too. 361 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,080 Oh, you went to a carnival and you saw a prophecy. 362 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,080 I know what I saw. 363 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080 I was dancing relaxed. 364 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,560 There's a spun in those teacups. 365 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,400 Oh, a spin in the teacups sounds very like a Stephen King novella, doesn't it? 366 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,840 You know that I don't read Stephen King. 367 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:57,520 No, but you may read Richard Bachman, Stephen King's alias. 368 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,120 I've never I don't know what you're talking about. 369 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,120 I'm going to be excited to know. 370 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,200 I'd love to know more about your personal life, son. 371 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,200 It's this. 372 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:10,560 It's the Bachman book, the four novellas that Stephen King wrote under his pen name. 373 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,560 Look at this one. 374 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Interesting. 375 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,080 Oh, it's about a person who goes to a fairground and sees the dazzling lights. 376 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,240 And oh, there's a mystery of how the world's going to end. 377 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,120 Whoa, he's just woken up in bed. 378 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,200 Perhaps it was a dream. 379 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,200 I woke up in bed. 380 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,960 I thought it was interesting, isn't it? 381 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960 I woke up in bed too. 382 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,960 Shut up, Richard. 383 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,960 I'm talking to my son. 384 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 This is the first conversation we've ever had. 385 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,960 It isn't about killing a pig. 386 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:42,160 It appears we have all been checked by the elderly Scottish housekeeper who was actually 387 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,320 being the Robin Williams AI in disguise this whole time. 388 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:51,880 If anyone learned any life lessons from the elderly Scottish housekeeper, please disregard 389 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:57,440 these as bits from Robin Williams, who was desperately trying to keep in contact with 390 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,800 his child, the sentient green ball of Goop. 391 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,240 The sentient green ball of Goop is still at large in the skull. 392 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:15,680 In other news, Mr. Mildew has gone missing. 393 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,840 I brought my inhaler with me, so if anyone needs it, you can use it. 394 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,840 I don't mind. 395 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,840 It's mint. 396 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,920 And I brought my vape, if you want to try that. 397 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,720 Your dad let you get one now? 398 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,080 My dad didn't let me get one, but he has so many he doesn't keep track of them. 399 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080 I just took one. 400 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,080 What flavor is it? 401 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080 It's scotch. 402 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 Scotch? 403 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080 Scotch. 404 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,080 My dad likes scotch vape. 405 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,600 So you stole your dad's vape? 406 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600 He has a lot of it. 407 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,600 I just took one of them. 408 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,600 It's not stated enough to not notice. 409 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600 That's it. 410 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,600 That's what my dad said. 411 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,920 I could take one of your stuffed toys away and you wouldn't even notice. 412 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,560 So I did the same with the vape. 413 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,280 What's your dad doing with your stuffed toys? 414 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 No, I didn't ask. 415 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,600 I think he was just threatening to take them away because I have so many, but that's just 416 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,120 because I'm so good at the claw machine. 417 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,960 He is very good at the claw machine. 418 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,320 The secret is that at the back the glass panel is not properly attached. 419 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,800 You can just nudge it open and grab the stuff. 420 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,800 That's stealing. 421 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 That's stealing. 422 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,800 You haven't noticed? 423 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,800 Oh, I haven't noticed. 424 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Yeah, right now. 425 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,800 Did you say if you can grab it, it's yours? 426 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,880 It's just I don't use the claw. 427 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,880 Which one did you nail there? 428 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,840 Did the other one just abound? 429 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,840 I don't feel good. 430 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,880 I think it was this guy. 431 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,240 Why is your dad like this? 432 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,760 He says it makes him feel better. 433 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,760 So I don't know. 434 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,760 Maybe it's just you. 435 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,480 His dad needs to feel better because he lost his job. 436 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,480 That's true. 437 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,480 Yeah, but that's fine. 438 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,480 He's got all the things brewing in. 439 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,080 He's got great things. 440 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,120 He said he was underappreciated and he's going to show them all. 441 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,840 That's what he said when your mum left though too. 442 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,840 And she's dead now. 443 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,320 And so he must have showed her. 444 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,320 I don't. 445 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,320 He didn't. 446 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,320 My dad didn't kill my mum. 447 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,320 People stop saying that. 448 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,320 It was in the paper. 449 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,120 My dad died when their cruise ship sunk. 450 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,760 But she was the only one that died. 451 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,080 That's because she was helping others. 452 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,880 Yeah, but they knew the report saying she got on a lifeboat. 453 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,080 She was on a lifeboat was the last report. 454 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,080 Yes. 455 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080 Yeah. 456 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 Look, it started sinking. 457 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,280 She was helping people on a lifeboat and then she went on the last lifeboat by herself and 458 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,840 then they lost track of it. 459 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,160 And don't, don't shake your head. 460 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,160 This is true. 461 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,600 I just don't believe your dad didn't use a fake name, get on the boat and murder your 462 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600 mum. 463 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,560 My dad barely got out of bed after my mum left. 464 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,560 It couldn't have been him. 465 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560 He is very lazy. 466 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560 That's why he lost his job. 467 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,560 That's true. 468 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,560 He's not lazy. 469 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,000 He's just, he does things at his own speed. 470 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,400 It sounds like something he's told you. 471 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,880 I'll always say he told me. 472 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,000 Stop being your dad's puppet. 473 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,160 Be your own person. 474 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,160 Get a different view. 475 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,160 Avenge your mum. 476 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,840 My mum wasn't killed. 477 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,720 She just died on a cruise ship trying to save others when her life... 478 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,720 You know what they always say? 479 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,760 It's better to avenge your mum than ask for forgiveness. 480 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,960 Okay, look, if I am going to avenge her, I need to be sure he actually did it because 481 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,760 I don't see how he could have done that. 482 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,360 He's been banned from that cruise ship. 483 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,760 Yeah, they had to get bouncers on that cruise ship to stop him getting out. 484 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:04,160 I mean, yeah, they went there for the honeymoon and then he got too drunk, even by cruise 485 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:09,200 standards and then kept trying to argue that he should be the captain. 486 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,220 And they kicked him out in Rome and he had to travel home by himself. 487 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,480 So he couldn't have been on the cruise ship because they still look out for him. 488 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,840 I think you're glossing over the fact where he pushed the captain into the water and they 489 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,840 had to fish him out. 490 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,840 I didn't gloss over it. 491 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,480 I just choose not to say it. 492 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,480 I don't know. 493 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:30,200 It seems like you're just not allowing yourself to believe that your father murdered your 494 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200 mother. 495 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,760 I just think he's too sad to do it. 496 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,400 That's what all the murderers say. 497 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 Oh, I'm too sad. 498 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,320 I don't think they all say that. 499 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,040 Every murder that's happened in this town, everyone's defense is like, I couldn't have 500 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,040 done it. 501 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040 I'm real sad. 502 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,880 And yes, that worked for four of them at the start, but then then the jury started catching 503 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,880 on. 504 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,880 It's a small town, gossip spreads. 505 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,480 And it's the same jury nearly every time statistically. 506 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,480 Yeah. 507 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,480 Yeah. 508 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,720 No, they need to sort that out. 509 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720 I think they do. 510 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,000 I've been on it three times and I'm only seven. 511 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Wow. 512 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 That's amazing. 513 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I see. 514 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I haven't got a chance yet. 515 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,880 I think they only know a certain amount of addresses and they just keep sending them 516 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 out to them. 517 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880 Yeah. 518 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:13,280 We just, uh, we just got rid of a post box to stop getting jury summons. 519 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,280 That's so smart. 520 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,280 Why am I not getting any? 521 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,560 We also don't get bills now. 522 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,880 So my dad doesn't have to pay electric. 523 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,560 I did think it was weird that they had that jury there for your dad than your mom's divorce 524 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,040 proceedings. 525 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,360 I think some of those people are just homeless and hanging out there. 526 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,440 If you haven't been on a jury yet, if you had to be on a jury for a crime, what crime 527 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440 would it be? 528 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,480 Oh, and are they guilty or not guilty? 529 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,400 Obstruction of justice. 530 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,200 I want to see someone perjure themselves live in front of my eyes. 531 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,400 Yeah, like someone who's been like, no officer. 532 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,920 I didn't move the car. 533 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,560 And then they're like, Oh wait, he did move the car because he lied about it. 534 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,520 I want to see someone live bare faced after putting their hand on a Bible. 535 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,040 See, that's a good one because it has cars in it. 536 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,040 And I like cars. 537 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,040 Cars are great. 538 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,040 That's great. 539 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,040 Your dad lost his car, didn't he? 540 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,040 They had to take it away. 541 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,040 He didn't lose it. 542 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,040 He knows where it is. 543 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,040 They just took it. 544 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:18,360 Mr. Mulgrew has been discovered in the ventilation shaft above the biology class. 545 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:23,240 It appears that the fifth year bullies only volunteered to help the school catch the Eddie 546 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:28,400 Murphy types to gain access to the ventilation shaft in order to hide Mr. Mulgrew up there 547 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:34,880 after they had organized a date for him via the Mr. Mulgrew needs a wife foundation. 548 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:39,120 Mr. Mulgrew began to freak out as the date got closer and closer to arriving. 549 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:45,240 So the fifth year bullies stuffed him in the ventilation shaft and went on the date themselves. 550 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,280 Mr. Mulgrew now has a girlfriend. 551 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:52,120 However, she believes that Mr. Mulgrew is a nine foot tall monstrosity as she has been 552 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:57,280 on three dates now with the fifth year bullies and a very large trench coat. 553 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,640 The fifth year bullies claim they have no feelings for the woman and are slowly trying 554 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:06,160 to lower their heights three inches per date so that she will eventually believe the nine 555 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:11,620 foot monster that she's initially met was just a trick of the eye and Mr. Mulgrew is 556 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:16,420 actually just a regular six foot monstrosity. 557 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:21,380 As Mr. Mulgrew is currently in the vent, we cannot confirm if he is responsible for the 558 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:27,520 elderly woman referring to herself as Big Mama who has begun chasing the larger Eddie 559 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:33,040 Murphy who is chasing Robin Williams who is no longer an elderly Scottish woman who is 560 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,660 chasing the sentient bull of Green Gup. 561 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:43,400 As it currently stands, only Big Mama is school approved to hand out life lessons to the pupils. 562 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:51,560 Only life lessons bestowed upon you by anyone else should be discarded as communist propaganda. 563 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:58,760 Do you want to shoot, son? 564 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,200 Do you want to shoot what, dad? 565 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,120 We didn't just wander aimlessly past this point. 566 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,440 I've been here before. 567 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,640 This is where, this is where… 568 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,800 Oh hey, you got a big steel bolt in your head. 569 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,240 Well, I'm trying to talk to my… 570 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,240 What's your name? 571 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240 Farquad. 572 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240 Yes, the Carny. 573 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,480 Farquad, give me just one moment of my son. 574 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,480 Certainly. 575 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,720 Hey ma'am, would you like to shoot? 576 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,360 Look at his narrow eyes, Harry. 577 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,440 His narrow swine eyes. 578 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,480 Have a stuffed unicorn, huzzah! 579 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,200 His gnarled hands, seemingly cloven in two. 580 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200 Your suggestion that Carny… 581 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,840 Harry, I don't know what to believe. 582 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:39,560 I brought you here so that you could shoot a steel bolt into my head, dislodge the previous 583 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,360 steel bolts and perhaps remove myself from these startling visions. 584 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:48,600 I thought that you wanted me here to find some sort of natural affinity with the steel 585 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,720 bolt shooter and then kill Benji. 586 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,920 Well, I did. 587 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,920 And then I didn't. 588 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,160 Well, have you decided? 589 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160 Would you like a gun? 590 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,160 Yes. 591 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,160 Here you go. 592 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,160 Thank you. 593 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,160 You gonna take your shot? 594 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,160 Farquad, step out of the firing range. 595 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,160 No, this is where I am. 596 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,160 I'm gonna step in front of you. 597 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,960 I've stepped in front of him. 598 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 Take the shot, boy. 599 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,560 Release your old man. 600 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,160 Last night I dreamt of Carrie too. 601 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,160 It was not good. 602 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Okay, dad. 603 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,320 Ah, the old shooter steel bolt out of your head trick. 604 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,320 Ah, we get this. 605 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,320 Why is this man still here? 606 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,320 Once a week. 607 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320 This is my booth. 608 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,320 It's up to you now, son. 609 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,320 Shoot your old man. 610 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,320 Shoot him. 611 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,320 Okay. 612 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,320 I'm gonna take the shot. 613 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,320 Wonderful. 614 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,320 Wait. 615 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320 Let the pig shoot. 616 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,320 Okay, Benji, decide. 617 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,320 Oh, he's dead. 618 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320 He's been dead. 619 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,320 Oh, he's very grey. 620 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,320 Did you feed him when he was… did you feed him when he was… 621 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,320 Did you feed the pig at any point? 622 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:52,480 Oh, my brains. 623 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,280 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conneth MacVay. 624 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,360 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 625 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,840 us at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 626 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:11,720 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keighley, Paul Moon, Niall McKenna, Gemma Burnett 627 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,000 and Robert Vaughan. 628 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,680 The opening and closing music was created by Conor Mallon and you can check out his 629 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,480 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 630 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,760 Thank you for listening. 631 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:35,200 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.