1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,120 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,040 Do do do do do do do do do do do? 3 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,480 What's that? Oh, oh. 4 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,660 Looks like that oh, oh, hey sir 5 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,940 Hello, hey. Hey. Hello. I know you're on the phone. I have your wallet 6 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:54,760 Don't put your finger up at me. This is your wallet. I think you dropped it back there 7 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:57,980 Yeah, this is his this is 8 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:02,460 That is 100% a picture of him. Yeah, sir 9 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:08,640 No, don't get in your car. What? No, don't get in your car. Wait, wait a minute. Don't get in your car 10 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:13,860 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir. Sir. Sir. Wait, wait, wait. I have your wallet wait, sir 11 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:20,600 Oh god, I'm oh, I'm so hot fit. Oh, I'm so upset 12 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:27,040 Oh, yeah, I'm coming sir. Don't wait. Don't worry. I'll find you. I'll find you 13 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,640 Hey 14 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,200 Dunbracken coming at you live. It's done Bracken 105.7 15 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,760 And so the mayor has announced that the big cave is open this week 16 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,960 Which was as we all know once the site of a great tragedy part of the salt mine collapsed 17 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:54,880 But the mayor has claimed that now instead of trapping townsfolk. It will be a lovely little tourist trap more on that later 18 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,320 However, as we are now joined by a very special guest 19 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:03,120 I'm here with the one foot in front of the other marching band. It's just our FIOTO 20 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:08,640 Oh, yeah, sure. Oh FIOTO for short. Thank you so much. Is it just a sad we song just a wee song 21 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,440 We'll do the song then we'll do the song then 22 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,440 Not now. Oh, sorry. I got 23 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:17,920 Over excited. What have you got going on? Tell the people that are listening, please. I believe they're not done 24 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,560 Bracken is actually where the most of our records have actually sold 25 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,560 So, you know, we got to come down and you know give back to the people, you know the fans. Yeah 26 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,440 Yeah, absolutely. I'll say we were number one in your dumb Bracken top ten last week with our hit song 27 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,520 We'll get we will get to your hit song at the end. Don't worry. I actually don't listen to music 28 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:39,040 I find it's not good to take work home with you. So I try to stay clear of music when when I'm in the house 29 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,920 You know, what do you do to online then you read any good books? Yeah 30 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:47,720 I found like this really weird ancient text. I've been reading that. Um, is it the Bible was it Ulysses? 31 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:52,400 It's more ancient. It's more ancient than both of those books. Is it written on a slab? 32 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,840 It's written in human skin, which is the title of our new song written on human skin 33 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,600 No, Jerry 34 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,440 Can you can tell me a bit about you know the inspiration because it was at your birthday party when you first had the idea 35 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,380 It was a my birthday party when I first had the idea 36 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:11,560 So what happened here was the idea came to us at Jerry's birthday party and Jerry's the one who had the idea 37 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:16,440 Human skin you see is actually the biggest organ in the body and like what's a crack? 38 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:22,320 It's only used for one thing sweating. I so he says there must be more use for this skin stuff 39 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:29,840 Um, what happened was I was talking about tattoo plans because tattoos are written on human skin when you think about it 40 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:34,860 That's where the idea came to us. That's so interesting. It's really good to hear like the proper detail 41 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,160 You know, you don't you don't get to hear it straight from the artist 42 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,000 We think we owe the people like explanations because a lot of songwriters 43 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,040 They want people to make their own meaning but we're not about that 44 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,120 We want the people to know exactly what they're meant to be thinking about when they're listening 45 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,840 Let them know that they can use that great human skin for more than one thing with sweating sweating 46 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,640 Did you know that human skin use number eight you can ride on it? 47 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,640 So you could have wrote your wee questions down 48 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:03,060 So it also it retains memory if you eat it if you eat skin you retain memories or you just said to me though 49 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,360 That's what I just said there there 50 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:10,580 So say the ancient texts if I ate some of the skin that was dried that still give me the same kind of feelings 51 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:16,400 Oh would I have to find someone's alive skin? I'm not experts. No, I don't know. We're just we're just we're artists 52 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:21,060 We're not scientists. I'm learning a lot today. Look, I think you know, we're coming up to the end here 53 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:24,580 Um, I think it's time we're gonna get to what our listeners all really want 54 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:28,940 We're gonna play one foot in front of the other marching. That's why 55 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:32,720 Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah. I'm so unprofessional 56 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,340 It's not that difficult. I know the song is called written on humans 57 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,640 Thank you so much 58 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:55,400 In front of the other marching band for coming on today. Oh, thank you. This is been Roger for dumb reckon 105.7 signing out. Thank you so much 59 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,960 Oh 60 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:27,060 I'm not tryin to symbolon just move cook food and e a 61 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,060 Sir, don't drive off, don't drive off! 62 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,060 What am I doing? 63 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,060 Oh my god! 64 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,060 Please let me in sir! 65 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:37,060 Oh god, oh god, stop the car, stop the car! 66 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:41,060 Please, let, me, in! 67 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,060 No sir, please! 68 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:47,060 It's okay little girl, stop crying, stop crying! 69 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,060 Please, please just let me in! 70 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,060 I have your wallet! 71 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,060 Stop swerving! 72 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:55,060 Stop swerving! 73 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,060 AHHHHH! 74 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:59,060 Ah! 75 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:01,060 Ah! 76 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,060 Ah! 77 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:05,060 Ah! 78 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,060 Ah! 79 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:09,060 Ah! 80 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,060 Oh my, oh my god, oh my god. 81 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,060 Oh, is that broken? 82 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,060 Oh, oh I think, I think my arm's broken. 83 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:17,060 I think my arm's broken. 84 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:19,060 Oh god, oh, just snap it. 85 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,060 Ah! 86 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,060 Fuck! 87 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,060 Oh my god, no I can do this! 88 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,060 Yeah, okay, just check his... 89 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,060 Okay, what's the address? 90 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,060 Oh, is that blood? 91 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,060 Oh my god, that's my blood. 92 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,060 Oh! 93 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:45,060 You've still got the cough? 94 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,060 Yeah, still have the cough. 95 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:51,060 Had the cough for the last two, three years. 96 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,060 Two, three years. 97 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,060 Wow, that's tough man. 98 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,060 It sure is. 99 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,060 Do you ever think you're gonna come back then? 100 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:01,060 Well I guess while you've still got the cough you can. 101 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,060 I've still got the cough, can't go back to work. 102 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,060 That's tough. 103 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:07,060 Well here's your half-worked pay, here's your check. 104 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,060 It's a bit demeaning me coming in like this. 105 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,060 I mean... 106 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:13,060 You could just mail it out. 107 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:15,060 We have to prove that you still have the cough. 108 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,060 Oh hey, Hudson, still got it? 109 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,060 Yeah, you know me, still got it. 110 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,060 Yeah, good to see you too. 111 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,060 I don't know who that is. 112 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,060 Oh, everyone knows who you are. 113 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:27,060 There's only four of us at the minute. 114 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,060 We've had a bit of a downturn. 115 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,060 We had to lay off Sam because what we're still paying you half pay. 116 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,060 Yeah, that's appreciated. 117 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:35,060 And you know, you have to. 118 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,060 We do have to. 119 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:39,060 I mean, you're the reason I have this cold and this cough. 120 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,060 That won't go away. 121 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:45,060 Yeah, that was agreed in the settlement. 122 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,060 It was just expected that it was a common flu as tested by the doctor. 123 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,060 Yeah, that's what I hoped. 124 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,060 But you know, this has been rough on me. 125 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:53,060 My child thinks I'm some sort of monster. 126 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:55,060 My wife, she loves it to be honest. 127 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,060 But you know, now I'm scared that I'll get better. 128 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,060 And that it won't be the same. 129 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,060 But you know, it's tough having to choose between your wife and your child. 130 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:03,060 Have you tried? 131 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,060 You guys have really caused me a lot of hardship. 132 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,060 We're paying you half pay. 133 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,060 Yeah, but my life feels incompletely different. 134 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:11,060 I'm not paying you half pay. 135 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:13,060 I'm paying you half pay. 136 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,060 I'm paying you half pay. 137 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:17,060 Yeah, but my life feels incomplete. 138 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:19,060 I have half a family. 139 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:23,060 Couldn't you just explain to your child that you're not a scary monster? 140 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,060 She's the only one she doesn't understand yet. 141 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,060 Have you tried not talking to your child? 142 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,060 Oh, really? 143 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,060 You wanted to take that away from me? 144 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:33,060 I can't read my bedtime stories to my child. 145 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:37,060 Now, you just want me to silently put her away and then just stare in the corner. 146 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,060 She would hate that more. 147 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:44,060 Every time I come in here, every month, I leave more upset than when I came in. 148 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:51,060 So, if I can gather the pieces of this right, for two years, you and your wife have loved you having this cold. 149 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:55,060 And now, suddenly, it's an inconvenience because you have a child now. 150 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,060 She just likes to voice. 151 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,060 So that didn't result in the child now? 152 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,060 Oh, I didn't even thought about that. 153 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:03,060 Oh, no. We're currently trying for a second. 154 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:05,060 Do you think if I get better, that won't happen? 155 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,060 I... 156 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,060 Oh, no. 157 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:10,060 No, I don't want to make any reason why you wouldn't want to get better. 158 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,060 I hope you get better soon. 159 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:14,060 I mean, my throat's like sandpaper. 160 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:16,060 It hurts even when I eat ice cream. 161 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:20,060 I don't know what to do with that, Tom, but here's your check. 162 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,060 You wanted to see how I'm doing. I'm not doing great. 163 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,060 I can't eat without being in pain. 164 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:29,060 Maybe if you were to put the body to work, then it would start to improve. 165 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:32,060 I can't believe that you're trying to do this again. 166 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,060 Maybe if you come back to work... 167 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,060 I'm not ready to teach yoga. 168 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:45,060 Come back to yoga, Tom. 169 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:51,060 I can't do this. 170 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:54,060 What is... 171 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,060 Me? Me, officer? 172 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:01,060 No, I didn't see anything unusual. 173 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,060 Really? Someone get stabbed? 174 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,060 Oh, my God. 175 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,060 No, I didn't see anything. 176 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,060 Just over there? 177 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,060 Oh, God, that's awful. 178 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:13,060 No, I haven't seen anyone or anything. 179 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,060 No, I... 180 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,060 This? 181 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,060 Oh, no, this is all my own blood. 182 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:18,060 Don't worry, officer. 183 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,060 This is all my own blood. 184 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,060 I won't bore you with the details. 185 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,060 I'm just trying to... 186 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,060 I have a wallet. 187 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,060 No, this is not my wallet. 188 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:25,060 No, I mean, it's not... 189 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,060 I didn't steal it. 190 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,060 No, I didn't... 191 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,060 I didn't steal it from someone. 192 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,060 I'm trying to get a bag. 193 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,060 No, I'm... 194 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,060 Hey, get off. 195 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,060 Get off me. 196 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,060 Get off me. 197 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,060 Hey! 198 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,060 Oh, my God. 199 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,060 I'm so sorry. 200 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,060 I... 201 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,060 Oh, God. 202 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,060 Oh, God. 203 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,060 What have I done? 204 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:59,060 Hey, Jamie, Alex. 205 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:05,680 of all, I just want to say condolences about your dad. We were close friends. But as you 206 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:10,980 know, he was a big fan of the town fair, and I'm trying to bring it back. And we always 207 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:16,500 had this handshake agreement that we could use as field. So I'm hoping you two might 208 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,300 also honor it. How do you feel about that? 209 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:26,820 I mean, sort of inundated with obviously some other family business right now. 210 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:30,020 Of course, of course. I'm sorry for your loss. 211 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,020 Thanks. 212 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,420 Sorry for your loss. He was a great man. 213 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:37,300 Yeah, I think, I mean, what do you say? 214 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:42,220 Could you not have waited till after the funeral to ask us to use the fields? 215 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:47,620 That's a good question. And no, I can't. The fire marshals really want some of the paperwork 216 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:52,460 submitted early. And one of the first questions is where will it be held? 217 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:58,060 Okay, could you not have like stalled for, you know, even a few hours just while we deal 218 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,220 with some of this stuff? 219 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,420 I mean, I initially came around during the wake and thought that was inappropriate. 220 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:09,380 And yeah, yeah, that would have been inappropriate. It just seems to be like a very busy. 221 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,460 Somehow this is worse, Paul. 222 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,260 It is. It is a bit. 223 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:18,580 I mean, Uncle Joey, the fire marshal is carrying the coffin. 224 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:19,580 Yes. 225 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:22,020 He's not going to be needing that paperwork right now. 226 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:26,940 No, no, but I need to get it submitted. It's like an online form. I've been trying to avoid 227 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:33,580 him whenever he shut down the fair. For what I now agree are good reasons, I said some 228 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:37,460 very unproven things. 229 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:47,340 Paul, most of the time has sort of dined tools for this. And you're here with your clipboard. 230 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:51,260 It's just because it's when I keep losing the papers otherwise. 231 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:55,780 I mean, like every other person in town is at this, you know. 232 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:59,260 As I said, it wasn't like a legal agreement. It's like a handshake agreement. I just didn't 233 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:02,260 want to fill out the form without consulting you two first. 234 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:06,940 Oh, geez. Well, all the better then that, you know, this is a matter of urgency for 235 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:10,940 all the reasons discussed and especially because it's a handshake agreement. 236 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:15,880 And technically we don't own those fields yet until the will has been read. Those fields 237 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,780 are technically improbate. 238 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:23,900 Okay. Well, do you know who is the executor of your father's will? 239 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,780 Look, Paul, you're not going to speed up processes by doing this. 240 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,420 I just need like an in principle idea. If it changes, it changes. 241 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:34,780 Yeah, Paul, we don't know who's getting what yet. That might go to our sister who's 242 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,820 in France. She's not here. 243 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,820 Never here? 244 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:41,540 Yeah, we contacted her and she didn't really want to get involved. So your field might 245 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:46,720 be in France, Paul. Your handshake might be on mainland Europe. 246 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,780 That's quite possible. Your father always spoke very positively of her. I mean, I think 247 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:58,340 your sister, I know whenever she came over, we often had tea with her and your dad and 248 00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,340 she was over quite a lot. 249 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,820 I haven't seen her in ages. 250 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:04,100 You sure? She was over like just weeks before you're... 251 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,100 Interesting. 252 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,820 I mean, I was there and I'm rarely the first person to invite us. 253 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,540 Oh, I would agree. Yeah, I think we both agree on that. 254 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,980 I've done a lot of self reflecting, Nick. I'm willing to accept that. 255 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,780 I mean, there was a reason why you weren't invited to this funeral, but yet here you 256 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,260 are clipboard in hand. 257 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:22,900 I mean, me and your dad were good friends. I just assumed I didn't need an invite. 258 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,580 Thanks. Really means a lot to us at this time. 259 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,580 Yes, sorry. I misread that. 260 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:31,780 Really? No, not at all. Come on in. 261 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:32,780 I'm sorry. 262 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:36,060 Hey, let me take that clipboard for you. I'll put it somewhere nice and safe. 263 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:41,540 Okay. I apologize. I just, I have a lot going on right now myself and... Nope. Didn't mean 264 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,460 it like that. Didn't mean it like that. 265 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:49,300 No, no, no. It's always good to catch up. So Paul, what's in your play right now? 266 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,140 Well, it is a lot of forms. 267 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,940 Are you burying your father today? 268 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,700 I mean, it wasn't that long ago either. 269 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:59,020 Again, what happened at that fair was a tragedy, which is why I'm surprised you're trying to 270 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,020 organize it again. 271 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:06,620 I had been cutting the corners on safety. As I said, I got into shouting matches with 272 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:11,340 the fire marshal and I realized now I've taken something away from the town that it really 273 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:16,140 loves. And I would like to be better. That's all I'm trying to do here. 274 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:19,780 Is this not to pry too much, but I think we're owed it. 275 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,380 Of course. Anything. I owe your father that much. 276 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,860 Is this a polling thing? 277 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:31,220 Yes and no. Yes and no. Part of it was that I thought if I was a better person, maybe 278 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:36,900 she'd take me back and a better person would try to right their wrongs. But now I do genuinely 279 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:41,540 think that even if I knew for sure that this wouldn't affect her opinion of me, I should 280 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:46,220 still go ahead and do it. And the other part is I would also just like to set a good example 281 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:50,700 for my daughter. I do miss the town fair. I made a lot of mistakes. 282 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:56,060 Are you going to have the fair on one of the weekends when you have Katie? 283 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,940 That would be preferable. I would like to think that even if it's not, Pauline would 284 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:04,040 let me have her on that weekend. That's assuming she wants to go back. She still struggles 285 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:09,260 with petting zoos. It was a very dramatic experience. But I mean, all kids suffer drama. 286 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260 I mean, you know. 287 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:15,940 Not at the hands of their father. In quite a so dramatic a way involving donkeys and 288 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,940 parrots. 289 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,940 Are you trying to say there won't be a petting zoo this time? 290 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:24,180 There will be one, but last time I just got a guy on Greg's list. This time it would 291 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:29,220 be like a proper petting zoo with insurance and the right number of cages and everything. 292 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:35,500 Sorry, Jamie. I've just come to pick up the flower arrangement. It seems that I'm 293 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:41,980 a couple of flowers short here from Ian's funeral. I'm missing the F, A, I and R from 294 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:47,620 the arrangement. If you happen to come across them, just could you send them back to me? 295 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,940 So it was a F, A, I and R. 296 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:56,780 Paul, I don't suppose on your travels up to the house that you've seen any flower 297 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:59,940 arrangements missing from the hearse. 298 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:04,500 I am trying to be better. I am trying so hard. 299 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:21,140 Excuse me. Hi, yeah. Sorry. Can I talk to you for a wee second? 300 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,140 Me? 301 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,140 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hi, yeah. 302 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,140 Hi. How can I help? 303 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:27,060 Hi, yeah. I live in the house behind your house. 304 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,220 Oh, it's nice to finally meet you. 305 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,220 Yes. Hi, I'm Dan. 306 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,220 I'm Matt. Hi, yeah. 307 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,220 Lovely. 308 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:36,220 And I noticed the other night you had fireworks and it was... 309 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,220 Yes, sir. 310 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,220 ... bonfire night type thing. 311 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,220 Yeah, yeah. 312 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,220 And that was great. 313 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,220 Sir, could you open your gate? 314 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,220 No. 315 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,220 Thank you. I've worked hard on them. 316 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,220 I'm trying to time. 317 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,220 You make them? 318 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,860 Yes. Well, I make the arrangements. I don't make the fireworks themselves. That'd be 319 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,860 ridiculous. 320 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,460 Yes. Well, we all make arrangements of some kind. 321 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,420 Well, no, there's no art to it. You know, it's like the New Year celebrations. They 322 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:57,100 don't just line them all up and do matches. It's a whole choreography to it. 323 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,100 I have your wallet. 324 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,700 It was a nice display. Did you have a lot of people over then or what was the... 325 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,700 No, that was just for me. 326 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,260 Oh, it was just for you. Just some solo fireworks. 327 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,260 Yeah. 328 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,260 And you allowed all of us to enjoy it. And very... 329 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,060 Well, I mean, the sky's for everyone. 330 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,740 Sir, could you open your key? I have your wallet. 331 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,740 Well, the sky is, I guess. Yes. 332 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,740 Commander, I had a clear visual on our stabber. 333 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,740 Sir? 334 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,740 Waiting for confirmation to take the shot. 335 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:22,060 The issue I have though is that when you let off fireworks and not too bothered about 336 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:26,780 the noise, I don't have any kids. I do have a dog, but he's deaf. So, you know, fireworks 337 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,780 don't really bother him. 338 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:28,780 Oh, that's sweet. 339 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,780 Yeah, it's a terrible accident. 340 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,420 Sir, could you open your gate? 341 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:35,860 But whenever the fireworks go off, you know the wee sticks that they're attached to fall 342 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:39,660 out of the sky and a load of them have landed in my garden. 343 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,660 He's aggressive. He's trying to climb a fence. 344 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,660 I don't have the strength to climb your gate, sir. 345 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,660 Oh, he fell. 346 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,220 Oh, okay. Well, you can keep them if you want. 347 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,260 No, no, I don't want the rubbish, but they are yours. 348 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,980 Oh, I'll help to collect them. They have great resale value. 349 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:52,980 Oh, really? 350 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:53,980 Oh, yes. Yeah. They're resistant, obviously. 351 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,140 Well, I suppose they've been blown up once. 352 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:57,140 Oh, multiple times. 353 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,140 But you reused them. 354 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:02,020 Yes. I'm so sorry. The trajectory must have been off. They usually land back in my garden. 355 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,020 Oh, so you plan it to that extent? 356 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,020 Absolutely. It's a night. 357 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:11,500 Okay. Very, very nice. Is there any other occasions of the year where you let off fireworks? 358 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500 Just so I can be prepared. 359 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:16,100 Well, last weekend of the month is payday, so I usually do that. 360 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,100 Okay. 361 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,900 Moments day, my birthday, Christmas, New Year's, Halloween. 362 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,900 What date's your birthday? 363 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,540 The 31st of December. 364 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,460 So you combine that and New Year's Eve? 365 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:27,580 Well, I do my fireworks birthday during the day. 366 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,700 Day fireworks and then the evening ones for your... 367 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,700 Yes, that's for New Year's. Yeah. 368 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,700 I just want to go to the hospital. 369 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,700 And you say payday as well? 370 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,700 Well, you know, you've got to treat yourself. 371 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:41,460 Do you have any money left after the fireworks every month? Like this must cost a lot plus 372 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,060 the holidays. So you maybe... 373 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,060 Oh, I skipped the holidays for the fireworks. 374 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,060 Oh, right. Okay. 375 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,540 You've got to treat one for the other, you know. 376 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,540 Right. 377 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:49,540 We're all tightening our belts here. 378 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,420 Yeah, it costs 11 crisis and all that. 379 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,420 That's really rough. 380 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,420 Yeah. 381 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:57,180 I mean, I was asked why the fireworks display was a wee bit meager, but the dark nights 382 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,180 highlight is a bit more. 383 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:02,300 Exactly. Yes. I can tell you're an artist, but yes, if you just pick up your sticks when 384 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,300 you're done. 385 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,300 That's great. 386 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,300 That would be fine. 387 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,300 I'll just do it. 388 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,900 And the dog won't attack me or anything? 389 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:13,660 Well, if I'm not in, he might see you. I mean, he's only deaf, but you could sneak around 390 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,660 him. 391 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,660 I just want to go home or to the hospital. 392 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:19,940 How about I just do it right now while you're here and... 393 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:20,940 Well, good luck. 394 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,740 You'll be upset if I'm not there. 395 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,740 No, I mean, we go to your house together. 396 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:25,740 Oh, okay. 397 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:29,420 It's just that every time I walk past your house, your dog just jumps out like the window 398 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,420 and scowls and... 399 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,420 Oh, he's gearing up to throw something. 400 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,420 Why, just throw it. 401 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:37,420 I think, yeah, it's all the bright lights, I think, of the fireworks. He doesn't hear 402 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,420 them, but he can't see them. 403 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,420 Oh, okay. 404 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,420 So, yeah. 405 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,420 What if I fillet a sign your dog then? 406 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,420 Well, he's deaf, so there's not much he can do about that. 407 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,420 Sir! 408 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:59,940 Hello and welcome to the Big Cave. 409 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,940 Hello. 410 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,940 Hi. 411 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940 Hi, folks. 412 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940 My name is Jim. 413 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,940 I will be your Big Cave tour guide. 414 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:06,940 Hi, I'm Nick. 415 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:07,940 Sorry? 416 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:08,940 I'm Nick. 417 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,940 Hi. 418 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,940 I'm Samuel. 419 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:11,940 Nick and Samuel. 420 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:12,940 Hi. 421 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,500 You two are the only people on the Big Cave tour today. 422 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,500 That's very exciting, Nick. 423 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,020 I booked a day off work for this. 424 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,020 This is great. 425 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,020 That's great. 426 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,620 Well, you've got the whole run of the Big Cave. 427 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,620 Can we run? 428 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:25,620 No, you must not run. 429 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,620 Okay. 430 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,620 I have to go over some rules, Nick. 431 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,620 And what was your name again? 432 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,620 Samuel. 433 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,620 Samuel. 434 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,620 Sorry, I didn't catch your name. 435 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,620 My name is Jim. 436 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:33,620 Jim. 437 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,620 That's a lovely name, Jim. 438 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,620 Wish I could see you, but... 439 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,620 Is it short for anything? 440 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,620 No. 441 00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:38,620 Okay. 442 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,620 Samuel is long for Sam. 443 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:43,620 Nick is just Nick. 444 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:46,060 It's Nickafee. 445 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,680 Oh, wow. 446 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,420 Sorry, Nick. 447 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,420 That's all right. 448 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:51,420 Go by Nick. 449 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:52,420 Okay. 450 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,420 That's great, then. 451 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,420 Excellent. 452 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,420 We're all friends now. 453 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:57,580 No running in the Big Cave. 454 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:58,580 I'm sorry I asked. 455 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:01,180 No flash photography in the Big Cave. 456 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,900 What about torches or anything? 457 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,600 I will get to that shortly. 458 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,100 No torches in the Big Cave. 459 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:14,180 No external, artificial or imaginary light at all in the Big Cave. 460 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,740 Nick, shut off your imaginary light. 461 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,740 I know you're thinking about it. 462 00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:17,740 How is this police? 463 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740 They'll know. 464 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:19,740 They'll just know. 465 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,740 Okay. 466 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,740 I won't think of it. 467 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,740 I'll just think of an already bright place. 468 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:24,740 That'll do. 469 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,740 That'll do. 470 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:31,140 There will be no opportunity for you to go backwards in the Big Cave. 471 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,980 You must only go forwards. 472 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:33,980 That's exciting. 473 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:34,980 The cave is in a loop. 474 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,980 That makes sense. 475 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,980 Because we've parked our car here. 476 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,980 I was worried. 477 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,900 In other words, under no circumstances, stop moving in the Big Cave. 478 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:42,900 But don't run. 479 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:43,900 Don't run. 480 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:44,900 Don't stop moving. 481 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,900 Question, Jim. 482 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,900 Yes? 483 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,180 What happens if we stop moving? 484 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,180 He'll get to that. 485 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,180 Don't interrupt him. 486 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,860 Thank you very much, Nick. 487 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,660 It seemed like that was the end of the rules. 488 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:55,660 I'm sorry. 489 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,660 I felt like there was more. 490 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,660 Are we listening? 491 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:58,660 I'm listening. 492 00:22:58,660 --> 00:22:59,660 This is very important safety information to the Big Cave. 493 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:00,660 I'm listening. 494 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:05,620 I can't see you so my hearing is real strong right now. 495 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,620 Please don't remove this. 496 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,220 I don't want to get kicked off another tour. 497 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,220 I'm not going to. 498 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:13,260 If you break any of the rules, you will be kicked off the tour. 499 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,140 So if we stop? 500 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,140 Yes. 501 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,140 We'll be kicked off the tour. 502 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,140 Correct. 503 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,980 Well, Adam, how do we get kicked off the tour? 504 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:21,980 Well, we have to go backwards. 505 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,420 You must never go backwards. 506 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,420 Come on. 507 00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,420 He just said that. 508 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:30,820 So getting kicked off the tour leads to finishing the tour sooner than normal. 509 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,820 So you have to run. 510 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:36,340 No, you must move quicker than you would if you were normally on the tour. 511 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:39,500 Like a light, like Olympic walking. 512 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,940 Whatever you think, Samuel. 513 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:46,820 I thought there was going to be like some like a shark or something that would eat you 514 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:47,820 if you stop moving. 515 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,460 No, we're landlocked here in the Big Cave. 516 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,460 That's good to know. 517 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,460 You keep interrupting him. 518 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,460 Sorry. 519 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,460 Are you finished? 520 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,460 The tour has not begun yet. 521 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,460 The tour has now begun. 522 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,460 Start moving and don't stop, but don't run. 523 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,460 Oh God. 524 00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:59,460 Okay. 525 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,460 That's so many instructions. 526 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,460 Put your hands out in front of you. 527 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:02,460 Do I look back? 528 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,460 Don't look back. 529 00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:06,460 Don't keep moving. 530 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,220 That's it. 531 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:12,460 To your left is part of the Big Cave. 532 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,460 Can you see anything? 533 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,460 No, but you can feel it. 534 00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:17,460 To the right is more of the Big Cave. 535 00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:18,460 Touch the rock. 536 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:19,460 Oh, what's wrong? 537 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,460 But don't stop to enjoy it. 538 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,460 Oh no. 539 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,460 It's very slimy. 540 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,460 Keep moving. 541 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,460 Keep moving. 542 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,460 Mine wasn't. 543 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,460 There are bats above you. 544 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,460 Don't look up. 545 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,460 Oh God. 546 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:30,460 Okay. 547 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:31,460 Did he look up? 548 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,460 I think he looked up. 549 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,460 Don't ruin this. 550 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:34,460 I almost looked up. 551 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:35,460 Keep moving. 552 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:36,460 Okay. 553 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,460 Okay. 554 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:38,460 I think we must be. 555 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,460 There is a chasm. 556 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:40,460 Oh God. 557 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,460 To left and right. 558 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:42,460 Oh God. 559 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,460 Don't look. 560 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,460 Oh yeah. 561 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,460 Don't move left and right. 562 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,460 Keep moving. 563 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,460 Should I put one foot in front of the other, like a tripwire? 564 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,460 Stop in the center of the path. 565 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,460 He said to never stop. 566 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:50,460 I'm walking in the spot. 567 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:51,460 I'm keeping moving. 568 00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:52,460 Good. 569 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,460 That was the test. 570 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,460 He is technically still moving, even if he is on the spot. 571 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:55,460 Phew. 572 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,460 That was close. 573 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,460 Keep going. 574 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,460 Move. 575 00:24:58,460 --> 00:24:59,460 Move. 576 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,460 Don't run. 577 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,460 Not too quick. 578 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,460 No. 579 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,460 You have reached the end of the tour. 580 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,460 Oh. 581 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:05,460 Wow. 582 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,460 And you're now back where you began. 583 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:07,460 Oh, that was. 584 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,460 That was great. 585 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,460 Incredible. 586 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:10,460 I love that. 587 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,460 Welcome to the tour of the big cave. 588 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,460 No, we just. 589 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,460 Yeah, shut up. 590 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:14,460 I want to do it again. 591 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,460 You just did the tour. 592 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,460 I just. 593 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,820 There are rules in the big cave while you're on the tour. 594 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:19,820 Is this an infinite loop? 595 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:20,820 Don't. 596 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,500 You interrupted him. 597 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,700 Always keep walking while on the tour. 598 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,700 I'm Samuel. 599 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,700 Hello, Samuel. 600 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,700 What is your name? 601 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,700 My name's Jim. 602 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,700 You told us that at the last tour. 603 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,700 No, but I. 604 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,140 Does he not remember us? 605 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,140 No. 606 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,140 He's being polite. 607 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:37,740 Flash photography on the tour. 608 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:42,700 No artificial, natural or imaginary light on the tour. 609 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:43,700 I want to go home. 610 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:44,700 Oh no. 611 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,700 Oh no. 612 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,700 What's happened, Nick? 613 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,700 I thought of a flashlight. 614 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,700 Nick? 615 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,700 I. 616 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,700 Oh no. 617 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:51,700 Oh no. 618 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,700 Nick is late. 619 00:25:52,700 --> 00:26:12,180 There will be no going home. 620 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:15,980 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conleth McVeigh. 621 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:20,060 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 622 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:24,500 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 623 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:30,900 This episode featured Patrick Meier, Marcus Keely, Laura Conlon, Drew Hendry, Gerard Donnelly, 624 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:36,340 Kieran Sands, Christine Clark, Mark Henry and Kevin Johnston. 625 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,940 The opening and closing music was created by Conor Mallon. 626 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,780 You can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 627 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:44,780 Thank you for listening. 628 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:50,780 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.