1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Snap. 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Crackle. 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Pop. 4 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Fuck. 5 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Ha ha, Davey. 6 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Who's the slow at our game? 7 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Let's do another one. 8 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Uey. 9 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 It's not a game. 10 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Hooey. 11 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I take this serious, okay? 12 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Wait, did you say hooey or? 13 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Oh, you did? 14 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 I can't trust any of you guys. 15 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 It was meant to be Uey, Dewey, and Louie. 16 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I knew it should have been Duck Tales. 17 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 I didn't know what you were going for. 18 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I wasn't going to say anything. 19 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 That's why I started on the tirade. 20 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Do take this pretty seriously though. 21 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Look, I know you're dying a lot of money. 22 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I'll be honest. 23 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Like, it's not looking good for you for the night, but. 24 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I'm taking my shoes off. 25 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,000 We're not going to take your shoes. 26 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Oh no, we're going to take your shoes. 27 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 We're going to take your shoes? 28 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 We're going to take your goddamn shoes. 29 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Sorry, buddy. 30 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 You're the one who set them on the table. 31 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 I thought it was just. 32 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I mean, there's a chance I can get them back, right? 33 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 No, don't even think about it. 34 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 We're two in sync. 35 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Except they're not. 36 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 That didn't count. 37 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Okay, you know what? 38 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 If you have something else to put on the table, we're willing to go again. 39 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 All I have left is my dignity. 40 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I'm not even sure if I've got that anymore. 41 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I'm willing to take his dignity. 42 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Okay, I feel accepted. 43 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I'm going to take his dignity. 44 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I'm going to take his dignity. 45 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I'm going to take his dignity. 46 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I'm going to take his dignity. 47 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I'm just going to lie on there. 48 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 That's okay. 49 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 That's fine. 50 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 It's fine. 51 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Doh. 52 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Ray. 53 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 E. 54 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Uh. 55 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 So. 56 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 La? 57 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 E. 58 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Doh? 59 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Hey, did you say fee? 60 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 What? 61 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I heard fee. 62 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 What was it supposed to be? 63 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 T. 64 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I heard that. 65 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Yeah. 66 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Yeah, that's what I said. 67 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Go on to the next one. 68 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 I don't know. 69 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 There's no next one. 70 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh, I guess you lost. 71 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 I guess we'll just be dragging you, putting you on our boat. 72 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 We're going to strap him to the front of our boat. 73 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 We did lose the mermaid. 74 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, yeah. 75 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 We're going to keel haul him. 76 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 That's what you get for losing. 77 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 That's how you lose your dignity. 78 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Hey, but you can wear the shoes whilst you're being keel hauled. 79 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 They're filthy shoes. 80 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 None of us want them. 81 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 It sounds like a pretty respectable position ahead of the ship. 82 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Yeah, you would have a good life. 83 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 It doesn't sound like it loses my dignity at all. 84 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I mean, you're getting battered by waves. 85 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 You're the first line of defense. 86 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Well, you know, I have just been getting battered by life in the past couple of years, 87 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 so I've had to buy a lot of shoes, a lot of shoes. 88 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 One day they'll come back to me. 89 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I'll find a way. 90 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 They're going to the ocean, man. 91 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Oh, we're going to go to the ocean, right? 92 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Whenever I'm key holed up there. 93 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Isn't that it? 94 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Key holed? 95 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 That's it. 96 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Like old time pirates. 97 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Welcome back to Dunracken. 98 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 So Stuart, this is the third potential location for your mini golf business for showing you today. 99 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:47,000 It is the train station. 100 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Huh? 101 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Disused 15 years, no chance of actual trains coming through. 102 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 This is looking good. 103 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 I'm thinking I could do something really exciting here. 104 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I'm thinking those that big bridge that goes to top that could be a hole on its own. 105 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I mean, what we're talking six holes. 106 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Oh, no, this is I want to fully at teen. 107 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I want to. 108 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 This is mini golf. 109 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 This isn't small golf. 110 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 This is mini golf. 111 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I want professionals coming here to train their skill so that they can eventually get into. 112 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I don't know if there's a professional league, but if there was, I want them coming here to perfect their skills. 113 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Just to try and get a feel for the place. 114 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I did get Sean, who does alone in the parish green, to come and have a look. 115 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 How are you getting on? 116 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh, hey, Sean. 117 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Are you looking to buy this? 118 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Yeah, with your expertise, do you think I could just carpet this all in fake grass or real grass? 119 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 If you do it with fake grass, you put me out of a job. 120 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 That's true. 121 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 That's one of the issues that I have here, actually, you know, you're looking to what do you call it? 122 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Regenerate revitalize. 123 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yes. 124 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Regentrify or or indeed gentrify. 125 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Trying to stay away from that. 126 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Well, that's the opinion that we're all getting here. 127 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 That what's wrong with a disused train station? 128 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Well, no one's using this. 129 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I was hoping to buy it changing into a mini golf. 130 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 You like golf? 131 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 You like mini golf, Sean? 132 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I like golf. 133 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 What about making it smaller, less walking, just potting? 134 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I like to walk. 135 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 You know where I like to walk most? 136 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Round the disused train station here. 137 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Families from far and wide come to look. 138 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Oh, no, you won't be able to walk around it once once we're done. 139 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 We'll have fences around the whole thing. 140 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Keep out any vagrants. 141 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Going to charge for admission. 142 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 You were thinking maybe 1250. 143 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah, 1250, a senior discount of maybe. 144 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 No offense. 145 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Eleven. 146 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 That's OK. I know what age I am. 147 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 And I'm old enough to remember boys like you coming around years ago. 148 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 You came around and you just went, you know what we're going to do? 149 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 We're going to put a hospital here. 150 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 And I was first up the hill to say, no, there'd be none of that. 151 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Because you know what? 152 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 That hill, people walk around that hill. 153 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Families from far and wide come round to walk and look at that. 154 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Well, admittedly, a hospital on the hill wasn't probably isn't the smartest idea. 155 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 No, the ambulances couldn't get up. 156 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 People kept falling out of the back of them and rolling down the hill, 157 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 which was the whole point I was making. 158 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Ten times worse, but they plowed on ahead. 159 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Exactly. 160 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 And I look at how many people down in the hospital. 161 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Every day, people are down in that hospital. 162 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 And outside of it, rolling away. 163 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Aye, half of them are in the river. 164 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 And that's where you'll be if you think you're going to go ahead with this mini golf or golf course 165 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 or whatever the fuck it is you're on about. 166 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 The old boathouse we did see there. 167 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 No, no, no, I'm not ready to just get rid of this now. 168 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I'm still like, look at this tiled floor. 169 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Look how good that would feel on a spongy little classic fake grass. 170 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I was talking to the pastor the other day and he is saying he really likes that grass. 171 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 He was thinking of using it for the church itself. 172 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Really? 173 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Yeah, yeah. 174 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Wow. 175 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Just why even have grass? 176 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 That's what he was saying. 177 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 It would make it a lot easier. 178 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Imagine for a plot of land there, you could just cut a square out, 179 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,000 lift that right out, throw the body in, cover it again in the square and you're done. 180 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 You boys better watch what you're doing. 181 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 You're going to put me out. 182 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 You're talking about Minecraft burial here. 183 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I don't understand what's going on. 184 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 We're talking about replacing all the grass with nice fake. 185 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Well, it's not fake. It's real. 186 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I mean, it does exist. 187 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 It's not fake news. 188 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Well, yeah, that's true. 189 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Like it has a form. 190 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I'll give it that. 191 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I don't like this stuff, but I'll give it that. 192 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Too many young, sprightly wee dogs running across that fake grass in the overheating today. 193 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Who buries them? 194 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Me. 195 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 But I can't dig in because it's all fake. 196 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 So I have to throw them over the hill. 197 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Oh, is that what that pile up is? 198 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Aye, it's causing havoc for the hospital. 199 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I said that would happen. 200 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 It was our first place before the boathouse. 201 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 We went to the bottom of the hill and it was just covered in dogs. 202 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 It was. There was a lot of dogs. 203 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 That's kind of what put us off the smell of the dogs. 204 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 But it's good to know that that's where they're coming from, at least. 205 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 But if we could stop what's happening with the dogs in the first place, the boathouse is maybe another option. 206 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 That's true. Yeah, that's not going to work. 207 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Why? 208 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I'll tell you for a while. 209 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Don't preempt me. 210 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Very disrespectful, this young buck coming in here, even from around here. 211 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 No, I'm not. 212 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Exactly. So you don't know anything. 213 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 So listen, the boathouse, it's going to be a no go. 214 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Look, I get a lot of money. 215 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 So what? 216 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Professionals are going to come. 217 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I've got a lot of dead dogs. 218 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Is this a competition of some sort? 219 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 The boathouse isn't going to work. 220 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 You know why? 221 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Tell me why. 222 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I will. 223 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 That's where I put the cats. 224 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Dead cats go there. 225 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Then the fish, they come up and eat the cats as a revenge. 226 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Because that's what we call right here the circle of life, my friend. 227 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 And that's what you're going to experience soon. 228 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 All right. 229 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 So you take your mini golf, your tiny golf, whatever it is, and you go away on somewhere else where they want it. 230 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I don't want it here. 231 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 What about the old post office? 232 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I could try the old post office. 233 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Yeah. 234 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 That'd be no bother. 235 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I'll take the postman. 236 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Well, we're ready to set sail, I guess. 237 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Like old time pirates. 238 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I don't think I'm strapped in properly. 239 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 It feels like I'm kind of loose up front here. 240 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 One small wave. 241 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Sorry, are you a pirate or are you a man who's been keelhauled? 242 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 He hasn't been keelhauled yet. 243 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 That's the start of the process. 244 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Sorry. 245 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I know we're usually in sync. 246 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Should have just taken your lead, sorry. 247 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 That's all right. 248 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I don't know how to tie a knot. 249 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Really, you tie the knot. 250 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I think we switch for holes here. 251 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Yeah, that's what's happened. 252 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Do you want to tie the knot? 253 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Okay, yeah, you take the wheel and I'll just tie him up. 254 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, that'd be great. 255 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Okay. 256 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Maybe don't put that around my neck. 257 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 It seems very tight. 258 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 It's the safest place for it. 259 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Would it not be around my rib cage? 260 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 You want whiplash? 261 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Your neck is going to get broken if I don't tie this around your neck and keep you sturdy. 262 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Okay. 263 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Okay. 264 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 You have your best interests at heart. 265 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah. 266 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Can I hear your shoes? 267 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Why are they smaller than they were? 268 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 It's barely even fit me now. 269 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Look, we thought it might be good to wash them, but clearly it wasn't. 270 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 They shrunk immediately. 271 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 The rubber, it's just, they don't go in the dryer. 272 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We learned that. 273 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Okay. 274 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I do feel kind of exposed even though the only thing I've got on is my shoes. 275 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Well, hey, here, you can have this spy glass. 276 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 You can look out for danger. 277 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 We are going to tie your hands back, but... 278 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Keep it in your mouth. 279 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Okay. 280 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I'll offer all of you a service of danger. 281 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 What are you saying? 282 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Don't talk with your mouth full. 283 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Did your parents teach you nothing? 284 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 This is why mom and dad put me in charge. 285 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Billy's always been the one in charge. 286 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 He knows what's best. 287 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Did you eat some of the spy glass? 288 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Don't swallow that. 289 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Cough that up. 290 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Cough that up right now. 291 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I can't take you anywhere. 292 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Stop swallowing more. 293 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Unbelievable. 294 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Embarrassment. 295 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Well, now we have to take them off the hull. 296 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Hold on. 297 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 This song. 298 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Siren song. 299 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Siren song. 300 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Oh. 301 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I think the fish are coming towards us. 302 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Oh, God. 303 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 That's a lot of fish. 304 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 That's a lot. 305 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 It is a lot of fish. 306 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 We are not ready for this amount of fish. 307 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Stop it, fish. 308 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Stop biting that. 309 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Okay. 310 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I'm just going to start grabbing these. 311 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Yeah, I think that makes sense. 312 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 I'll go get that. 313 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh, no. 314 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I understand we're docked, but that is a big-ass ship that's coming in here. 315 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 It can't attack us while we're docked, right? 316 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I mean, I think it will do anything to get home. 317 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 This song's too appealing. 318 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Okay, okay. 319 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Okay, we're sorry. 320 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 We're sorry. 321 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Davey? 322 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Davey? 323 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I got the scales wrong. 324 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I'll admit it. 325 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 You're the one with the musical talents. 326 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Davey, Davey, if you stop singing, we'll give you back your violin. 327 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Ow. 328 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Nothing new. 329 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I don't know. 330 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Why did you just slap me? 331 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I don't want to give him back the violin. 332 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 You could have just said that instead of slapping me. 333 00:09:40,000 --> 00:10:01,560 I'm not going back there. 334 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:08,360 I don't want to have to explain why putting a sausage roll into two pieces of bread and 335 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:13,120 upselling it by 150 pennies, that's scandalous again. 336 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,760 So that shop is dead to me and I'm not returning. 337 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,960 I don't care that it has the best butchers in town. 338 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,400 And rightly so. 339 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,720 People think we are fucked. 340 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,720 That's not on. 341 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,000 I'm sorry that happened to you. 342 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Oh, it's tough. 343 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,360 Sometimes I think that just because I'm a Satanist, people think that I'm inhumane. 344 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,120 And that's not how it is. 345 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,120 There's too much bread in a sausage roll already. 346 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,120 You don't have more bread to it. 347 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,800 I mean, it's positively unholy, but it doesn't mean that that's what you like all the time. 348 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,800 Exactly. 349 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,800 Yeah. 350 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,360 I mean, on the on the odd day, I might enjoy just a regular sausage roll or sausage back 351 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,840 and sometimes I might like the person serving it to me to spit in it. 352 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,240 And that's just the way that I like it. 353 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,720 But it's upon your request. 354 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,720 Exactly. 355 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,600 You don't want to turn up and there's there's 10 sausage rolls, but they're all inside two 356 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,600 slices of bread. 357 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,760 Like you don't want the option. 358 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,120 But they pre-bread it. 359 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,120 Thank you for sharing. 360 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,120 Thank you. 361 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,280 That's the biggest point of my week anyway. 362 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:12,760 It makes all of us all fellow acolytes a lot better that we have these these struggles 363 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,760 day to day. 364 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,520 I have another food related issue that I have. 365 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,000 Oh, it's a tough week for us all. 366 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 It's not been good. 367 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:25,200 I went to see a film and I went to pick and mix the evilest of all the things that you 368 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 could get there. 369 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200 You know it. 370 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,200 Right Markup. 371 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,200 Yeah, it's it's very expensive. 372 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,800 It's been soiled by people's spawn. 373 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,680 So many grimy child hands. 374 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,680 Exactly. 375 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,320 Cinema pick and mix different to Woolworth's pick and mix. 376 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,760 Long live Woolworth's. 377 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,760 They're with the Lord now, the Underlord. 378 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,760 And the pick and mix that I wanted, I could pick, but I could not mix. 379 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,040 The variety was terrible. 380 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,160 You never want to just have a tub of strawberries, you know? 381 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,720 It was nowhere near infernal. 382 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,680 And I had a big problem with that. 383 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,880 Did you go to the manager? 384 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,160 Did you speak up or? 385 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:01,720 The manager just wouldn't give me the time, wouldn't understand the concerns that I had. 386 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,560 And I missed the first 10 minutes of Mamma Mia 2. 387 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,320 Here we go again. 388 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,280 But I think that's good for you speaking up. 389 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,600 You've had a problem with putting yourself first. 390 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,960 So I think that's a real step in the right direction, you know? 391 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,960 Thank you. 392 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,960 I'm really proud of you. 393 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960 Is it Michael? 394 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,960 Yeah, I didn't want to. 395 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Well, if you don't have any grievances, you don't have to. 396 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,400 But I mean, is someone related to yours? 397 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,560 I know we don't support the buttress anymore, but is it OK if I still get my blood from 398 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,560 there? 399 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,320 Well, no, I'm personally saying that I'm not going there. 400 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,040 You are all free of your own volition. 401 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,120 I stand with you. 402 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 I'm not going back. 403 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,120 And I appreciate that. 404 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,120 But I mean, he gives it for free. 405 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:39,120 So I'll be honest, I feel a wee bit awkward going around to various shops and asking if 406 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,120 they have spare blood. 407 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,280 No, you've got a relationship with that butcher. 408 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 I understand. 409 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 Do you pay for it? 410 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,280 No, it's free. 411 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,280 It's free. 412 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,280 It's free. 413 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,280 Then it's no skin off his back. 414 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 It's no skin off my back. 415 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,520 So yeah, so I'm OK to keep doing that. 416 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520 Yes. 417 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,000 We need to draw our pentagrams and something, you know, so we're not going to turn away 418 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 free blood. 419 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Like, come on now. 420 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Yeah, yeah. 421 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And I've got loads of it today. 422 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 So. 423 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Yeah. 424 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And how are you storing it? 425 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,320 Oh, empty milk jugs. 426 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320 Yeah. 427 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,320 Reuse, recycle. 428 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,320 Yeah. 429 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,320 You got to look after the planet. 430 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Yeah. 431 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 People certainly aren't. 432 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320 So, you know. 433 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Yeah. 434 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 You know, I want to see help and I die not beforehand. 435 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 You keeping that in a fridge? 436 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,320 How long can you keep that before it turns? 437 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,880 I keep it in a fridge if I have space. 438 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,080 So I don't know. 439 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,080 I think if it clots, we just stirred a bit. 440 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,080 Like gravy, you know. 441 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,080 Yeah. 442 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,080 Yeah. 443 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,080 You know, you get a bit of a skin at the top. 444 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,080 Yeah. 445 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,080 Well, it doesn't matter. 446 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,080 I'm not going back to the butcher's. 447 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,080 So I'm not going to fill up the blood. 448 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,080 No, I think it's OK. 449 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080 OK, I got a big box of celebrations to give him as a thanks. 450 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,080 I won't do that now. 451 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,080 That seems like a fair compromise. 452 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,080 Yeah. 453 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,080 What's the ratio like in that box? 454 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,080 Like how many Mars is there? 455 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,080 Milky Way is. 456 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,080 I haven't opened it yet, but I give it a wee rattle and I don't feel good about it. 457 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,360 Maybe I should give it to him. 458 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,040 Does it seem too dint? 459 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,680 You can tell by sound to be fair. 460 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,760 You know, there's not enough Malteser teasers in there. 461 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,760 It sounds like 90% fudge. 462 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,760 Ah, what's even the point then? 463 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,760 Yeah, do give it to him. 464 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,760 OK, I'll give it to him. 465 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,760 Yeah, that's me. 466 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:02,040 I wanted to bring this up as well at some point, just before we end the meeting. 467 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,180 Are we going for that orgy? 468 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:08,440 Is it this weekend or next following weekend following? 469 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,720 I understand why. 470 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:14,000 It's because it's the fifth weekend of the month and that has confused a lot of people. 471 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,160 Usually we're like, oh, it's the last weekend, but the fifth weekend. 472 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160 We were talking about that. 473 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:23,000 I think I'd set up a Google calendar reminder and I put it on the wrong day. 474 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Hey, that's on me. 475 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,360 Maybe it happens, don't hold yourself too high of a standard, you know. 476 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,680 We will need blood for that though. 477 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,240 This is the other thing that I'm sort of circling back around to with your issue. 478 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,960 Again, I'm fine with anyone getting blood from the butchers. 479 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,880 If acolyte Jeff wants to provide. 480 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,320 I've got like six liters. 481 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,920 If you can get another two by the. 482 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,920 Yeah, drop in the chocolates, drop in the fudge. 483 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,920 Drop in the chocolate. 484 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,920 Get some more blood. 485 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,920 OK, gotcha. 486 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,920 You know what? 487 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,600 I can live with the sausage roll issue if it means we can get blood. 488 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,120 OK, now I wouldn't be able to refrigerate all of that. 489 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,120 That's fine. 490 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,120 OK. 491 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,000 So just off your point about what weekend will the venue still know that we're at the 492 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,240 correct weekend? 493 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,800 And do they know we're Satanists? 494 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,560 They do not know we're Satanists, but I don't think we double. 495 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 They know it's an orgy. 496 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,560 They know it's an orgy. 497 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,560 Yes. 498 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,840 They just don't know it's a Satanist orgy. 499 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840 Right. 500 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,480 Because the last time the last place had a bit of an issue, once they found out it was 501 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480 a Satanist orgy. 502 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,360 We might not get a deposit back. 503 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,360 Just raising that. 504 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,560 If we're all OK with that, I'm fine with that. 505 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,360 No, we've all put in for the deposit. 506 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,520 Expect that we won't get it back anyway. 507 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,520 Yeah. 508 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,520 We'll just put it in. 509 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,720 Maybe it'll be a nice little gift at the end of the orgy. 510 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,680 We're like, oh, well, as treasure, we're not going to be if we lose the deposit, we're 511 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,880 not claiming that back. 512 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,960 So just putting that out there and just double check. 513 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,400 We also have plus ones, right? 514 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 I'm buying one yet. 515 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400 Yeah. 516 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 OK, but I could get someone. 517 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,400 I'll find someone. 518 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 No, that's great. 519 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 No, it's just I was talking to someone at work. 520 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400 They're interested. 521 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400 Oh, nice. 522 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400 Do they have any friends? 523 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 I am struggling. 524 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,400 I don't want too many work people there. 525 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 That's fair enough. 526 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,400 I understand. 527 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 I will keep searching. 528 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,400 Yeah, no, no, no. 529 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 I didn't want to shut down so quickly. 530 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,920 It's better that I know so I don't think that you're bringing one and then I look like an 531 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920 idiot. 532 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,240 Yeah, you know, and then at some point I bring too many people from the apartment. 533 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,400 It feels like a work out and then I got to find others. 534 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,880 Then there's the rest of us just they're having their own. 535 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,760 They're talking about day to day stuff. 536 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,880 And Jeff, can I ask them so they know what's a orgy? 537 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,440 Do they know it's a Santa story? 538 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,440 Yeah, yeah. 539 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,440 Yeah. 540 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,440 Oh, they have a big fridge. 541 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,840 I could refrigerate the blood that there's nice. 542 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,600 One of those like American double door ones. 543 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,600 Yeah, they've got ice as well. 544 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600 Nice. 545 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,880 So should we get on with someone in this demon then? 546 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 Well, if we have time. 547 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880 Yeah, I think we should. 548 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,880 Yeah, we'll go for it. 549 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:25,880 All right. 550 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:43,560 Trevor, that steak you made this evening was absolutely out of this world. 551 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,560 So it was freshly killed, freshly butchered. 552 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,640 It's beautiful model. 553 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,960 You keep it all in the house. 554 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,760 It's all the one production line. 555 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,760 Is that right? 556 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,760 That's right. 557 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,280 The cow that you saw earlier today on your way in. 558 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,760 The one that you pointed out to us as we drove in? 559 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,440 The one that I said, be sure to look out on your left now at that cow. 560 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,440 Wow. 561 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,280 Well, the trick is that's the cow yet to know. 562 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,600 I thought you were just being a little weird, Trevor, but. 563 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600 No. 564 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,600 Wow. 565 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,080 It's all part of an artistic review that I was doing. 566 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,560 A bit of foreshadowing, Trevor, from you. 567 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,760 It was lovely stuff. 568 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,560 And the Bernays sauce was particularly delightful. 569 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,600 Has that come from the cow as well? 570 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,600 That's right. 571 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,600 It's come. 572 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,160 It's his lymph fluid. 573 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,160 Goodness gracious. 574 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,720 That's delightful. 575 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,800 And I'm not sure if you noticed what you've been sitting on this evening. 576 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:39,160 Oh, let me just stand up and look what my buttocks has been placed upon here. 577 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,200 You get right out of the door, Trevor. 578 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200 Those are his bones. 579 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,200 Trevor. 580 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,200 Bone stools. 581 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200 Bones. 582 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200 Lovely. 583 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,920 And you're just getting in the mood for Halloween much too early. 584 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,040 Yeah, that's amazing. 585 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,000 I really was wondering where the leather was going. 586 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,880 I thought the big reveal was leather, but. 587 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,400 No, it's the bones. 588 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400 You keep doing it to us. 589 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400 You keep tricking us. 590 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,840 There's no time for tan leather and tan lips. 591 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840 Fair enough. 592 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,840 Well, that's fair enough. 593 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,400 Right, Trevor, what have you got ready for dessert? 594 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,640 I hope it's going to be as delightful and mesmerizing as the evening has been so far. 595 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,920 And I can't help but notice that you did point out a rooster to us on our way in. 596 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,040 But maybe that was just a rooster. 597 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,200 It's because you're a massive cunt. 598 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,960 Trevor, Trevor, you're abscallion. 599 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,960 Absolute cunt. 600 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,960 Absolute cunt. 601 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,320 What do you like? 602 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320 What is for dessert then? 603 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 No, come on now, Trevor. 604 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,320 I hope you like jelly. 605 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,320 Jelly die bowl. 606 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,320 Trevor. 607 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:46,760 He's not saying anything. 608 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,760 That's good. 609 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,480 OK, the ship did just turn around. 610 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,560 It did a very quick one, Eddie. 611 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560 That was impressive. 612 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,080 And I wish our ship was that fast. 613 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,280 We're never going to be that fast. 614 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,760 We're never going to leave this dock. 615 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,760 Probably not. 616 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,760 Untie me. 617 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760 What? 618 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760 Untie me. 619 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,760 Untie. 620 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760 He wants us to untie him. 621 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,760 Yeah. 622 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,760 I'm giving him a very long. 623 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,760 I don't know what he says. 624 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,760 I'm giving him a very long. 625 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 Spit out the spyglass, Davey. 626 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760 I want my violin. 627 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,760 He wants his violin. 628 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,760 OK. 629 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760 OK. 630 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760 How about this? 631 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:19,560 How about you be the person in charge of the crew's morale? 632 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,920 Crash the ship. 633 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,920 No. 634 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,920 Crash the ship. 635 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,200 We can't leave dock. 636 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,600 There's a massive hole in the hull. 637 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,680 This ship has now been seaworthy. 638 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,200 It's pretty crash, really. 639 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,880 Look, I'll admit it. 640 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,920 Your singing was the first time we caught fish in a long time. 641 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:41,360 Can you sing for like 17 seconds, enough for us to get fish and to stop that ship coming 642 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,360 back? 643 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360 You know what? 644 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 We should probably get a net. 645 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360 Oh, that's a good idea. 646 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 I can check Mr. Johnson's shed. 647 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,680 I think we're grown adults. 648 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,680 We can buy our own net. 649 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,680 We can keep going to Mr. Johnson. 650 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,680 With what? 651 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,760 He has all the supplies we need and he never leaves his house. 652 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,800 So his shed's just sitting landlocked on its own. 653 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,400 I don't like relying on that man. 654 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,520 It just, we're meant to be independent. 655 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,520 We are independent. 656 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,520 We're not independent. 657 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,520 We're dependent on each other. 658 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,520 Yeah, you're not independent. 659 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,960 We're dependent on Mr. Johnson. 660 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,120 No, we're just dependent on his shed. 661 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,640 We keep stealing soup from the shed. 662 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,760 I think he puts it out there. 663 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,840 He puts it out there for us to find. 664 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,940 That's not true. 665 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,560 He just happens to set it outside in a treal. 666 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,960 It's piping hot. 667 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,280 That could be the sun. 668 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,440 It's been an awfully warm winter. 669 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440 Oh, it's definitely warm. 670 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440 He's warm as hell. 671 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440 Guys, come on. 672 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,440 You know what? 673 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440 Oh! 674 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,600 I'm going to go and get him and perhaps you should tell yourself that. 675 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600 What? 676 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600 My shoe? 677 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600 Yeah. 678 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600 What's the shoe in the water? 679 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,600 I do not understand what he's saying. 680 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,600 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 681 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 What's the shoe in the water? 682 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,560 Is he talking about Jonah in the whale? 683 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,560 I don't know. 684 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Oh, his shoe. 685 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,400 Yes, it's too small. 686 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400 Sorry buddy. 687 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,560 But hey, look, look. 688 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,560 I changed my mind. 689 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,560 Leave him up there. 690 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,560 I can't put up with that. 691 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,880 Well, I'm going to Mr. Johnson's. 692 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,280 I hear it's chicken and mushroom. 693 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,720 So you meant he's making the soup. 694 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,080 No, I just know that there's chicken and mushroom on the board. 695 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 I passed it this morning. 696 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080 Board? 697 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,040 Yeah, the board that says what it's going to be tomorrow. 698 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,040 You know what? 699 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,680 I'm going to take that up on his offer and I'm going to go work in the butcher shop. 700 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,400 I can't do this anymore. 701 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,720 We're never going to be sailors. 702 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,960 Are you going to tie me? 703 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,200 You don't know what he's saying. 704 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,320 I'm just going to leave him up there for the night. 705 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,320 Text us. 706 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,320 Okay. 707 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:46,780 Sir, do you have any information on Count Wow, nutshell man? 708 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:51,660 I do. 709 00:21:51,660 --> 00:22:02,780 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conleth McVeigh. 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