1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,440 Hey everybody, it's Roger here for Dunbracken 105.7 and you'll never believe it, they've 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,320 actually let me out the studio this week. 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,840 I'm here down in the Dunbracken Christmas markets. 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,560 We're gonna see what kind of stuff we can buy, but we're also gonna chat to some of 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,200 the locals around here. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:24,920 It's Christmas time, you know, we're here to celebrate, we're here to be happy, be joyous, 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,920 you know, get some drinks, get some nice food, get some good stuff. 8 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,200 Here's one of my, uh, sir, sir, come, uh, hello. 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,200 Hello. 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,200 Hi. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,200 How's it going? 12 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,200 It's great, it's me, Roger from Dunbracken 105.7. 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,520 Oh yeah, the man on the radio, yeah. 14 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,040 Yeah, yeah, how's your Christmas going? 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,880 It's going pretty good, just down here at the market trying to pick up, you know, a 16 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,880 fancy burger or... 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Wow. 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,880 ...maybe something for the stocking. 19 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,320 Yeah, what kind of stuff, what have you bought today already? 20 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:55,200 I've just bought, I've bought a keychain that, it's a pentagram, but I've been told that 21 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,880 when it's upside down, it's bad, but they never told me which one was which. 22 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:03,080 Right, yeah, I've heard about, I've heard about those. 23 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,680 But it's, it's green and red, so I think it's Christmasy. 24 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,680 Keep it, keep it north, keep it north. 25 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,680 North? 26 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680 It's not a compass? 28 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680 No, keep it north. 29 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,680 It's a star in a circle? 30 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,240 Trust me, I'm being real right now. 31 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,240 North? 32 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,240 Yeah. 33 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,240 Do I stand north? 34 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,240 Yeah. 35 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,840 So I just always have to stand north when I'm wearing it? 36 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,720 You know, you could attach it to a compass and that way it will always face north as well, 37 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,320 or even just right north on it. 38 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,000 What if I put it north on the bottom one? 39 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:51,160 I'm going to go check out someone else. 40 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,400 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 41 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,400 Ho ho, hello there. 42 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,400 Oh, hi, Santa. 43 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400 Hello. 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:07,800 It's been a while, nearly a year. 45 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:12,480 Would you like to, you're quite large, would you like to sit on my, you're not a child? 46 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,840 You see, this is what I wanted to talk about. 47 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,200 Is it just children that you give presents to? 48 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:22,160 No, no, I give presents to anyone who sits in my lap. 49 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,920 Okay, so I do have to sit in your lap. 50 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,640 You do, that is by, it's the requirement of the contract. 51 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,920 Let me just put this foldable chair to the side. 52 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,920 Okay. 53 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,160 I just thought it might be too heavy, you do. 54 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,120 No, no, I take the brunt of anyone. 55 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,280 Okay, it's just you don't seem like you work out. 56 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,280 Oh, under this? 57 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,400 But if you need a referral, I've got like a guest pass. 58 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,640 No, no, I'm good. 59 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,840 I have done many a leg day. 60 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,840 Okay, okay. 61 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,880 And here I go. 62 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,880 You all right there? 63 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,880 Yeah. 64 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,240 Sure, you don't want me? 65 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,680 What about if I like crouch and put a bit of the weight off you? 66 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,480 No, you can't give your present. 67 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,280 We both have to get through it. 68 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,280 Don't worry kids. 69 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Oh, oh, oh. 70 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,280 All right, could you ask the kids to eavesdrop? 71 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Kids, take a step back. 72 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,480 Elves, elves, look after that. 73 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Okay, yeah, okay. 74 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,480 Push that one back. 75 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,480 Push them back behind the light. 76 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,480 There we go. 77 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,480 Okay. 78 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,840 Thanks for that. 79 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,840 Those kids have been irritating. 80 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,160 They've been mocking me in line. 81 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,160 Why? 82 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,920 Oh, because you're an adult in the line? 83 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,960 No, no, that's just because I've been teasing them too. 84 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Oh, okay. 85 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,960 Fair enough. 86 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,760 You got to take what you give, you know? 87 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,560 I don't agree with that at all. 88 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,560 Oh, sorry. 89 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,560 Well, I'm Santa. 90 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,560 Yeah, you give a lot. 91 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,560 I just give out. 92 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Yeah, so if you take after me, if you give after me. 93 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,440 Oh, this is confusing. 94 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,160 Can unduly find ourselves in. 95 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,280 What would you like for Christmas? 96 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,040 Okay, so about that. 97 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,240 Do I need to be good in proportion to the present? 98 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,440 No, as long as you cross the threshold for good. 99 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,280 Okay, so it's pass fail. 100 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,760 It's pass fail, yeah. 101 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,760 Now what is something that would cause someone to fail? 102 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,280 Something that would cause money to fail. 103 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,280 Lying to your parents. 104 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,440 Lying to loved ones. 105 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,200 Define loved ones. 106 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,160 Anyone who loves you. 107 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,280 Okay, so if they love me, their loved one, even if I don't love them back. 108 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Yes, that's how you. 109 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,280 Okay, that's rough for me too. 110 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,280 Oh, I'm sorry. 111 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,280 It's pass fail. 112 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,520 It sounds like I failed already, to be honest. 113 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,880 I've lied to my parents. 114 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,720 I've lied to those that love me. 115 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,760 But have you done anything good? 116 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,160 Because you can still balance it out. 117 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,080 I increased my property portfolio. 118 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,960 Oh wow, and have you used that money to help anyone? 119 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:35,960 One person. 120 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:36,960 Oh, brilliant. 121 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,960 Lovely. 122 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960 That is good, right? 123 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Yeah, that's very good. 124 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:40,960 You got to help out others. 125 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,960 I didn't say others. 126 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,960 I said I helped out one person. 127 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 Okay, okay. 128 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,960 Don't put words in my mouth. 129 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,960 I don't need you to contribute. 130 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,960 Sorry, of course. 131 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,880 I feel like a lot of lies are just people not paying attention to me. 132 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,880 That's fair. 133 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Yep. 134 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,400 By omission or by addition, I guess. 135 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,880 Yeah, addition and omission. 136 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,000 By that, yeah, you know, that's a good point. 137 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,400 There are people making assumptions. 138 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,640 Maybe I haven't lied to my parents. 139 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,640 Maybe they're just hopeful. 140 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,640 Oh, good. 141 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,880 If you think you haven't, then you probably haven't because I can't watch. 142 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,480 I really think I have. 143 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,480 Okay. 144 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,440 But if you bring them here, we can get to the bottom of this. 145 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,160 But that's not the only thing. 146 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,840 You can lie as much as you want. 147 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,400 Ultimately, you just have to be better good than you are bad. 148 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,380 It's a pass feel system. 149 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:27,600 If you do one bad thing, you do one and a half good things. 150 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,720 Well, here's what I'm thinking. 151 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,200 If I slip you a 20. 152 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,080 Helping out others. 153 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,520 Maybe you could shift my name to the other side of the list. 154 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,520 Certainly. 155 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,520 And I could get that Rolex. 156 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,520 That's a 20p. 157 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,520 Yeah. 158 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,520 Okay. 159 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,520 What do you need money for? 160 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,800 It's about the gesture. 161 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Okay. 162 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:53,000 Here's 20p and my business card. 163 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,360 If you need that guest pass to the gym or a man to help help you get in touch with a 164 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,160 good accountant, a creative one. 165 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,160 That would be useful for me. 166 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,920 In exchange, if you could get me that Rolex. 167 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,660 I can get you that Rolex. 168 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,360 In the meantime, would you like a Lego set? 169 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,360 That'd be great. 170 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,360 That'd be great. 171 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,360 I would love that. 172 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,360 Yeah. 173 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,360 This is, I don't know which one it is. 174 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,720 You can open it now if you want, but you don't have to. 175 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,120 Oh, have you got a collection of them? 176 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,120 Yeah. 177 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,120 There's a load of them. 178 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,120 Would you like one of each? 179 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,120 Yeah. 180 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,120 Well, yeah, this one has. 181 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,120 Yeah, we'll just leave them in the sack. 182 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,120 I'll take the sack. 183 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,120 You can take this. 184 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,120 Okay. 185 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Yeah. 186 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,120 Are you sure you don't want to leave any for the kids? 187 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,120 No. 188 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,120 Oh, okay. 189 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,080 Well, you gave me the 20p. 190 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,080 I am honored. 191 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,080 I have my business card. 192 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,740 A hundred business card. 193 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:38,740 Try to fold that. 194 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:39,740 It's very sharp. 195 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:40,740 Okay. 196 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:41,740 Thanks. 197 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,840 Oh, thank you for getting off me. 198 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,360 Oh, no, no, no problem. 199 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,560 I'll see you later. 200 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,560 See you. 201 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Goodbye. 202 00:06:50,560 --> 00:07:01,080 So do we get to cut our own trees or do you do it for us? 203 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,560 Oh, I'll cut the tree. 204 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,560 Hmm. 205 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,560 What? 206 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,560 How are your cuts? 207 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,600 I'm not sure if I can even cut because I've bought some badly cut trees before. 208 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 It won't be burned twice. 209 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,600 Were they bought from me? 210 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,600 No. 211 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Can I see one you've done before? 212 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,600 I'll show you one right now. 213 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,600 Please do. 214 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,600 Let me grab my axe here. 215 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,600 Oh, that's a good axe. 216 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 You think that's a good axe? 217 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,600 I think it's a pretty good axe. 218 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 That's the starter axe. 219 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,600 Yeah, that's a great starter axe. 220 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,600 Okay. 221 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,600 Be specific. 222 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,600 You're using manual axe. 223 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,600 Whenever I go to a Christmas tree farm and I see a chainsaw, I just want to burn the 224 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,600 whole place down. 225 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,600 You can tell the arms. 226 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,600 I have and I haven't bought a tree there. 227 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,600 I just want to make sure I don't burn the whole place down. 228 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,600 I'm going to use the axe. 229 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:38,160 Sometimes I don't even get a look around. 230 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,000 They just see me come up with my axe and tell me to leave, but not you. 231 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,440 I feel like I could trust you. 232 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,440 You can trust me. 233 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,440 All right. 234 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,440 I want to see this cut. 235 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:50,040 Usually I start with one light swing to make a small indentation in the tree. 236 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,280 That will be my mark for the future cuts. 237 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,280 That's a good method. 238 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Love that. 239 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,280 So there's one. 240 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:03,920 And now I move on to the medium axe. 241 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,280 Do you think that's a good axe? 242 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,280 I'll be honest. 243 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,320 It seems like it's a bit of a large one to me. 244 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,080 I feel like a medium axe you sort of want to be able to hold with that one hand, but 245 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,080 just about. 246 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,440 That's what most people would only be able to do, but I can do this. 247 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,440 Really. 248 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,440 Look at me. 249 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,440 I wouldn't lie to you. 250 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,440 I haven't broken any contacts since we've met. 251 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,240 Don't judge so quick. 252 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,640 I'm here to be proven wrong. 253 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,400 Daryl, don't do it. 254 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,400 You know what they said. 255 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,080 You know what could happen if you do it with this axe again. 256 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,080 I'll do it again. 257 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,800 You're our best cutter. 258 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,320 We can't risk losing you with the medium axe. 259 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,480 You're supposed to start the cut for people. 260 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,680 You're not supposed to continue anymore. 261 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,680 You're tendons, Daryl. 262 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,360 You're tendons. 263 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,280 What's the point in just making one cut if you can't follow through? 264 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,720 Our other workers will follow through for you. 265 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,240 You started perfectly, but you can't keep going like this. 266 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,080 Don't take us in dependence from him. 267 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,480 The doctor did. 268 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,760 Look, I'm not going to make eye contact with you because I'm focusing on... 269 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,760 I understand. 270 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:04,400 ... but why would you want to go through life not being able to cut down Christmas trees? 271 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,400 He cut so many down. 272 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:10,000 He set the record in this lot and it caught up with him. 273 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,880 I don't want someone else to take that from me. 274 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,240 I have to keep going. 275 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,880 I don't care what the doctor said. 276 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,440 Do you know what I did? 277 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,600 I cut down his front door and I woke him up in the middle of the night and said, think 278 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,880 I wouldn't be able to do that. 279 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,080 You think I'd stop. 280 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,760 This is why I think I can trust you. 281 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,760 You're a man of ambition. 282 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,920 It was a metal door. 283 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,920 Use a metal axe for that. 284 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920 Or use a wooden axe. 285 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,920 Use the wooden axe. 286 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,920 And the blade itself was wooden as well. 287 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,000 Wow, you're once in a lifetime woodcutter. 288 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,800 Which is why we can't squander your gift. 289 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,280 You're squandering his gift by not letting him cut. 290 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,160 No, he cuts the first perfect cut. 291 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,160 Anyone can do that. 292 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,760 Not to this level, but still, it can't... 293 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:53,360 If I cut enough trees this year, they will last for the rest of time. 294 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,360 But you will, darl, you will... 295 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,920 His legacy will outlive him. 296 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:58,920 Thank you. 297 00:09:58,920 --> 00:09:59,920 Don't make yourself a martyr. 298 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,640 You will forget about Christmas, but there will still be trees he's cut down. 299 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,960 Your shoulders will flop into your sternum. 300 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:11,280 I don't want to be alive to see other people cut down trees at such a meager... 301 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,080 Well, in such a meager way. 302 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,080 Yeah, you know what? 303 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,080 You've inspired me. 304 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,080 Well, don't you be cutting down trees. 305 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,120 No, no, I'm gonna throw my axe away as soon as I leave here. 306 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,760 I can't measure up to this. 307 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,760 What? 308 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,760 No! 309 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,920 Stop putting more load onto darl's weak shoulders. 310 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,040 They're not weak, they're mighty like fours. 311 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,640 Yes, they're mighty, but... 312 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,640 Mighty like the trees themselves. 313 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,640 The doctor said... 314 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,160 He could cut down the world tree itself. 315 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,400 He couldn't cut down Yggdrasil. 316 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,240 Unbroken eye contact makes me think that you're telling the truth. 317 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,840 I feel like, I don't know, we are soulbeacons in my hands. 318 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:53,600 I've never had someone assist me before, but if you would put your hands on mine, we can 319 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,600 swing together. 320 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Help him. 321 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,400 No, you have to do this. 322 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,960 No, you have to help him. 323 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:04,120 If I help him, I'm taking away his independence, I'm taking away his spirit, and if it will 324 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:10,280 be lesser cut, I cannot return to the office with a tree that has a lesser cut. 325 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,720 The tree needs to be perfect. 326 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,720 I will do the swinging. 327 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,080 Don't do it, darl. 328 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,600 I will do the swinging, but let you feel the force. 329 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,600 Please. 330 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,400 I feel like I can even with the axe still, I can still feel the force. 331 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,080 We need you after the tree. 332 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,200 Manskin, please, let him do it. 333 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200 Let me do it. 334 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,680 I don't know what we'll be without darl. 335 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,040 Look at me, Manskin. 336 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,040 Unbroken eye contact now. 337 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,800 What are your eyes doing, that darl? 338 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:39,000 You need precision, vision whenever you're making cuts into a tree. 339 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Make sure it lines up. 340 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Okay. 341 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,640 If your mind's made up, I'll let you go. 342 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,560 We'll probably lose the lot, but if this is what you want. 343 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,560 Guess what? 344 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,560 The braken needs. 345 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,200 I think so too. 346 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,160 Plant a tree in my honor if I am to fall. 347 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,960 But who would cut it? 348 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,000 That's the point, it will live on forever. 349 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Oh. 350 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,760 No one will be able to cut that down. 351 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,760 Cut down that tree. 352 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,120 Cut the tree, darl. 353 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,120 Be one. 354 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,040 Just blow on my axe for one second. 355 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,720 Stop making eye contact with him. 356 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720 No. 357 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,720 Look me in the eyes. 358 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,720 Let this moment. 359 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,240 Let the swing begin. 360 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:21,340 Oh my god, that was perfect. 361 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,680 It's cutting straight through it. 362 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,680 That was perfect proportion. 363 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,680 Darl, stop. 364 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,680 I can't believe you're doing this. 365 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,360 The men of the Abator is gonna love this tree. 366 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:34,360 Goodbye darl. 367 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:42,680 Okay, I wish I hadn't made eye contact for that. 368 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:46,640 That's part. 369 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,640 Oh. 370 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:54,040 Ho ho ho. 371 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,040 Hi. 372 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,960 Hello, come in, come in. 373 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960 Okay. 374 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,440 Would you like to sit on my knee? 375 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,040 Ho ho ho. 376 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,680 Is that necessary? 377 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,280 It is, yes. 378 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,120 Everyone has to sit. 379 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,200 Everyone who wants a toy must sit. 380 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,200 That's um. 381 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,200 I like the rules. 382 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,440 That's what I'm here to discuss with you, Santa. 383 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,440 Okay. 384 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,720 Um, may I take a seat? 385 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,840 This folding chair or my knee? 386 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,440 If I can take the folding chair, I think it gives me a better strength of argument. 387 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:28,200 Okay, but understand that unless your argument is very good, you may not get a toy. 388 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,800 Okay, I will briefly sit on your knee. 389 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,800 Okay. 390 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,000 And then I will resume my piece from the folding chair. 391 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Does that work? 392 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 That's true. 393 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 It does not dictate a time. 394 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,360 You can, you can just pop on and off. 395 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,360 Okay. 396 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,360 One, two, three. 397 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,360 Okay, that's enough. 398 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,360 And we're done. 399 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,360 Yeah. 400 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,360 Here's a toy. 401 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,360 No, no, Santa. 402 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360 I was going to negotiate. 403 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360 Okay. 404 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,960 I thought I was coming here to be able to ask what I wanted for Christmas. 405 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,960 Yeah. 406 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960 Yeah. 407 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960 Oh yes. 408 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,000 But in the meantime, I give you something as a holdover until you get it. 409 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,120 Oh, oh, okay. 410 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,240 I can't just apparate what you want here and now. 411 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:06,760 I give you something in the spirit of have this Lego set, this coloring book, this Ken 412 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:13,560 doll, waiting for the moment that I strike in your home and deliver the real present. 413 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,560 Sorry. 414 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,560 Very aggressive. 415 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,480 We use military terms in the North Pole. 416 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,480 No, that's okay. 417 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:25,160 Um, no, I've saw some logistics, um, and I'm aware that they're, my toy that I want is 418 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,960 on the shopping center, um, location already. 419 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,960 Oh. 420 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,440 It's in the used car lot. 421 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,440 Oh no. 422 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,440 What do you mean oh no? 423 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,440 It's a toy. 424 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:39,040 It's just, it's harder for me to, if it's already pre-loved, I have to barter. 425 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,320 I have to try and negotiate. 426 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,320 Usually I prefer to just- 427 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,320 Okay. 428 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,160 I was doing it to consider your budget, Santa. 429 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,880 I can go for a brand new Ford Fiesta then. 430 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:54,120 Honestly, that makes life easier for me because it's less of a hassle and less of a haggle. 431 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,760 Can I have a magenta one? 432 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,720 I could mix red and- 433 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,040 See, this is why I was going for the used car lot. 434 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 Oh, okay. 435 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,640 My 2009 model is magenta. 436 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640 Okay, fine. 437 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:10,720 If you want me to spend a few hours of my time because that Rudy down at that lot is 438 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,800 a difficult salesman. 439 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,460 If you just try and buy a brand new car, he's like, cool, snap, here's the keys. 440 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:22,760 But if you go used car, he's like, I'm gonna work this fat lump of coal. 441 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:27,800 Santa, I've been so good this year and I've run the costs and I've come to this all with 442 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800 all this planned. 443 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,200 My mom would really appreciate the car. 444 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,240 But you didn't think of Santa Claus, did you? 445 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,960 No, I did think of you, Santa. 446 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,800 I just didn't know that you would have a falling out with the guy that worked in the used car 447 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 lot. 448 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 It's not a falling out. 449 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:46,200 It's just one master negotiator against me, a jolly old sport. 450 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200 Well, I can go with you. 451 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,200 Okay. 452 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,200 I can bring the folding chair. 453 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,840 I think that really helped my case here. 454 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:57,120 Okay, well, if you come with me, I can't leave right now, but my shift ends at 630. 455 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,400 So you want to meet me at 630. 456 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400 At 630. 457 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400 When you're not working anymore. 458 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,640 When I'm not working anymore. 459 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,640 I'll still be Santa. 460 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,640 But is Santa not always working? 461 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,320 I am, but then another... 462 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,880 Uh, well, I have to go for dinner, but I could go... 463 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880 Are we... 464 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,880 No. 465 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880 No, child. 466 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,880 Santa? 467 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,880 Are you asking me for dinner in the food court? 468 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:23,720 No, I'm saying that I'm going to forgo my dinner to get you your gift. 469 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:29,280 But my time finishes at 630, and then I can get you the magenta 2009. 470 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280 Santa, if... 471 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,760 Do you see how quickly I caved in this entire negotiation? 472 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,760 Rudy is going to take me for all we're both worth. 473 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,840 At the moment, to be honest, Santa. 474 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,840 Don't you say it. 475 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,840 Don't you dare say it. 476 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,400 I'm just saying I don't think you're that great a negotiator. 477 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,400 You caved. 478 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Fuck you, little child. 479 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,960 Do you know how hard I work 12 days of the year? 480 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960 Santa, I don't mean to... 481 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,880 This is a really warm suit. 482 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:58,600 Yeah, and I don't mean to do this to you and humiliate you like this, but I'm trying to 483 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,600 keep the magic alive for the other children in the queue. 484 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,600 The magic's still alive. 485 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600 No one's listening. 486 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,280 The door's closed. 487 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,680 It's just me and you and me. 488 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,520 It always has been. 489 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,320 Me, you, and the folding chair. 490 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,320 Me, you, and the folding chair. 491 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,920 And a Ford Fiesta from 2009. 492 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Magenta, yes. 493 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920 I'll meet you at 630. 494 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920 A diesel, ideally. 495 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,920 A diesel? 496 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:22,160 Jesus Christ, Rudy's gonna kill me. 497 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:27,200 Oh, wow. 498 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:33,280 You can see everyone's down and they've moved the local bar down to the market. 499 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,440 Oh, look who we've got here, ladies and gentlemen. 500 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,280 It's the big man himself. 501 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,920 What would you like for Christmas, young boy? 502 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 Stop it. 503 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920 You know who I am. 504 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:51,280 I've got everything I need, but since you're asking, I'll come and take a seat. 505 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280 What would I like? 506 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,680 You sound lighter on the radio. 507 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680 Sorry. 508 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,040 That's so nice of you to say, I think. 509 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,600 What would I like? 510 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:05,060 I think I want all the Dumbraken 105.7 listeners to have a nice Christmas. 511 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,200 That's what I want for Christmas. 512 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,960 I can give you this Lego set. 513 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,120 Yeah, I'll take a Lego set as well. 514 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,120 Great. 515 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,520 I might skip the queue. 516 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,800 Hey, it's... do you not know who I am? 517 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,640 It's me, Roger, from Dumbraken 105.7. 518 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640 Don't worry, little child. 519 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,800 Here's a lesson in capitalism. 520 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,040 Celebrities can skip the queue. 521 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,760 Oh, is that fair? 522 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,680 Was this the last Lego set as well? 523 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,680 It was. 524 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:36,240 I mean, we've been in this queue for 45 minutes and it's freezing out here. 525 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,720 Oh, don't I know it. 526 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,920 Daddy, I really wanted the Lego set. 527 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,440 All right, all right, I mean, Roger, I wasn't going to... 528 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:47,880 say anything because I'm a big fan, but it's like any chance you could just give him the 529 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,000 Lego set there so he can go and get inside. 530 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,040 I think that goes against the spirit of Christmas. 531 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,040 Daddy, I really want it. 532 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,040 You skipped us. 533 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,480 I think that's against the spirit of humanity. 534 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,320 Santa gave me the Lego set. 535 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,480 He didn't... would you have given this child the Lego set if he had sat on your lap first? 536 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,480 That's being bad. 537 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,920 It depends, child. 538 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,920 What would you like for Christmas? 539 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,640 I want a Lego set. 540 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,080 I just... we've been through this. 541 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,800 I just gave the last one away. 542 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,200 But he's not even a kid. 543 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200 He's a grown up. 544 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,160 You think I don't deserve to be happy with my Lego set? 545 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,960 He wished for goodwill for you, little boy. 546 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,960 Who? 547 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,240 Ashley, my son's not allowed to listen to your show, Roger. 548 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240 Excuse me? 549 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:33,760 Some of the themes that you bring up on that radio show aren't just not suitable for general. 550 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,640 We talk about real stuff on Dunbracken 105.7. 551 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,360 We talk about the real problems that are affecting this town day to day. 552 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,960 I really want a Lego set. 553 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,960 Cover your ears there. 554 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,960 Cover your ears there, Timmy. 555 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,960 Go on. 556 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,160 You talk about reading a tome that was written on human skin. 557 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160 Yeah. 558 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,760 I'm not having my son listen to that. 559 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,840 And please, if you don't want me to raise a fuss here, can you just give him the Lego 560 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,840 set? 561 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,200 I will not give him the Lego set. 562 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,280 You didn't even want it. 563 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,360 I want it now. 564 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,360 That's okay. 565 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,360 That's valid. 566 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,960 Adults change their minds too, you know? 567 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,840 Your son has to learn about the realities of the world. 568 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,960 Isn't that right, Santa? 569 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960 That's true. 570 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,240 Ho ho ho. 571 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,440 You can't just spoon feed him like the normalities. 572 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,080 This isn't a normal place, you know? 573 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,000 He needs to know the truth. 574 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,160 Oh, that man's being dragged away by shadow people. 575 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,160 Exactly. 576 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,160 Exactly. 577 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,160 Daddy, daddy! 578 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,160 And they also took the son. 579 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,160 Oh no. 580 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,160 And it's one of the Lego sets! 581 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160 And it's one of the Lego sets! 582 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160 That's so cold. 583 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,160 Oh no, that was security. 584 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,160 Sorry. 585 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,160 My bad. 586 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,160 Ho ho ho. 587 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,360 They changed up all the outfits for the security people this year. 588 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360 They did? 589 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,720 Yeah, they're all fully wearing black now. 590 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,720 Roger! 591 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,720 Yes? 592 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,280 Would you like the gift I was going to give that child? 593 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280 Oh my god. 594 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280 Another gift? 595 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280 Here's a Ken doll. 596 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280 Ho ho ho. 597 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,000 I can't even carry all these gifts. 598 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,560 This is a great day for me. 599 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,040 Merry Christmas, Roger. 600 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,200 Thank you, Santa. 601 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,600 Let's go and have another look around the market, shall we? 602 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,600 Oh, the bar! 603 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 The bar! 604 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,600 Roger, Roger, Roger. 605 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600 Yes? 606 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600 Oh, hello. 607 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600 Roger, don't you recognize me? 608 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,600 Roger, it's us. 609 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600 Hey, what's up? 610 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,600 Hey. 611 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,600 Roger, you're out of the booth. 612 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,600 Yeah. 613 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,600 We heard your voice. 614 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,600 We recognized the voice. 615 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,160 We heard your voice, man. 616 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,600 I didn't know it was your car, but then when I seen the license plate, I was like, it's 617 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,600 gotta be him. 618 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,600 He's gotta be out. 619 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,600 You're the guys that have been sending the letters. 620 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600 Oh my god, he knows us! 621 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,600 We have ideas. 622 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,600 We have ideas. 623 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,600 We have so many ideas. 624 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600 Okay. 625 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,600 You put us on and we spell the beans. 626 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,360 We have so many beans to spell. 627 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,360 Right. 628 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360 This is a little much. 629 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,800 Look, if you want to get in contact with my agent, we can... 630 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,000 They're the one dealing with your emails and the letters. 631 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,080 Your voice is like silk of a spider. 632 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,640 That's very nice of you to say. 633 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,640 Thank you so much. 634 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,640 I'm so glad. 635 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640 Look, how about... 636 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,760 I'm like a black widow spider that kills anyone it lays with. 637 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,200 I could be a tarantula for you. 638 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,680 If you want, I could crawl all over your body. 639 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,640 You could take our heads after you're done with us. 640 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,360 It would be an honor. 641 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,360 I have two gifts that I don't really care about too much if I give them to you. 642 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,360 Oh my god. 643 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,360 Will you leave me alone? 644 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,360 Roger's gift. 645 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,360 Roger's gift. 646 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,360 Roger's gift. 647 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,360 Roger's gift. 648 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,360 Just take those. 649 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,360 Take those and I'm leaving. 650 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,360 I'm running away. 651 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,360 Roger's gift. 652 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,360 Oh my god. 653 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,360 Roger's gift. 654 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,360 You're giving those gifts to him too? 655 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,360 Creeps? 656 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360 Get away from me, you creeps. 657 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360 What about my son? 658 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360 I don't care. 659 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360 Just play a song. 660 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,360 Just play a song. 661 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 Any song. 662 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360 I don't care. 663 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,360 Just even that crap that Mr. Build you sent in. 664 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,360 Just play a song. 665 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 Okay. 666 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 Let's go. 667 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360 Alright now. 668 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:39,360 I'm just at the mall sorting my Christmas list. 669 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:46,360 When a spy Lego said I could hide underneath my vest. 670 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:53,360 Or I think, hey, better yeah, look at the para knives on display. 671 00:22:53,360 --> 00:23:01,360 I could stab myself in the chest to see just how much pain I can take. 672 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,360 Christmas is a time for joy. 673 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,360 It's a time for family. 674 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,360 But not for everyone. 675 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:14,360 No one about little, little old me. 676 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,360 Christmas with my dogs. 677 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:21,360 I'm spending Christmas with my intros of thoughts. 678 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,360 Oh, you're never truly alone. 679 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:31,360 Baby spend all of your time with a Christmas tree and intrusive thoughts. 680 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,360 Of your own. 681 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,360 Of your own. 682 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,360 Look at that baby. 683 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,360 Look at that baby. 684 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,360 Look at that baby. 685 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,360 Look at that baby. 686 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360 Look at that baby. 687 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,360 Look at that baby. 688 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,360 Look at that baby. 689 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,360 They're so smug, unaware. 690 00:23:55,360 --> 00:24:02,360 That I could punt it really far if I ever did. 691 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,360 To be clear, I'm not gonna do that. 692 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:09,360 It's just an intrusive thought in my mind. 693 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,360 I won't act on them. 694 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,360 I swear I'm kind. 695 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:19,360 It's Christmas with my dogs. 696 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,360 I'm spending Christmas with my intrusive thoughts. 697 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,360 Christmas with my thoughts. 698 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:35,360 I'm spending Christmas with my intrusive thoughts. 699 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,360 Christmas with my thoughts. 700 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,360 Oh, you're never truly alone. 701 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:58,360 With intrusive thoughts of your own. 702 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,360 I know I'll never be lonely. 703 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:05,360 I have something else to hold me. 704 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,360 Something to keep me warm. 705 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:14,360 When the fire in my heart has gone. 706 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,360 Home. 707 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,360 Home. 708 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,360 Well, that was Mr. Mildew, 709 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:28,360 the local biology teacher with what he thought could be Dumbraken's Christmas number one. 710 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,360 Okay. 711 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,360 Sorry, sir. Should we have stepped in there as your bodyguards? 712 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,360 Was that a... 713 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,360 No, that's great content, guys. 714 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,360 Thank you. Thank you for not intervening. 715 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,360 That was good. That was good. 716 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,360 I think that's going to be really good on there. 717 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,360 Thank you. 718 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,360 I need a drink. 719 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:47,360 I think let's say we go to the bar now and we'll get something going. 720 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,360 Sure. 721 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,360 Great. Yeah. 722 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360 Drinks on me, guys. 723 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,360 Sweet. 724 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:56,360 Let's just do something that I've never done on Dumbraken 1.0 5.7. 725 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,360 Let's have a chat with the crew. 726 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:07,360 Okay. 727 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:12,360 So the... I understand lights are going to turn on, but why did they turn off all the streetlamps? 728 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,360 We only have the one plug. 729 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,360 Okay, we only have the one plug. 730 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,360 Please don't be so negative this Christmas. 731 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,360 It's just we have limited resources. 732 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,360 We try our best. 733 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:26,360 Whenever it plugs in, the streetlights are going to turn on as well as all the Christmas lights? 734 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,360 No, it's one or the other. 735 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,360 I mean, it's closed off the cars anyway because we have all the stalls. 736 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,360 Okay, yeah, no, sorry. 737 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:37,360 That's why I asked us all to wear these high-vis jackets. 738 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,360 That's why you asked us to bring torches, right? 739 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,360 Yeah. 740 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,360 Okay. 741 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,360 No, okay. 742 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,360 I've worked hard on it, but I'm not confident they're going to be bright enough. 743 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,360 I think that's understandable. 744 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,360 Was it just you? 745 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:52,360 Yep, just me and this 12-foot tree and a four-foot ladder. 746 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,360 I've worked very hard on this here. 747 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,360 I never noticed you out during the day. 748 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,360 I need to see what it looks like when they're turned off. 749 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,360 You've been doing all that? 750 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,360 Wow. 751 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,360 I've been working on this since November. 752 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,360 I'm glad you came out though. 753 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360 This means a lot to me. 754 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:10,360 Yeah, well, you put in a lot of work and kept talking about it after church. 755 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,360 Yeah, they wouldn't let me talk about it during. 756 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,360 That's fair enough, yeah. 757 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360 I think that's fair. 758 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360 That's God's time. 759 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,360 Sigh. 760 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,360 Hey. 761 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,360 You came too. 762 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,360 Yeah, I was trying to call you. 763 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,360 What's up, Joe? 764 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360 Yeah, you snuck up on us. 765 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360 You didn't wear the high-vis jacket. 766 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,360 I don't think we're going to be able to afford the lights. 767 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:30,360 Just with the amount of electricity that the surge, I don't think we're going to be able to afford it. 768 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,360 I can think of some other things we can turn off. 769 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,360 We're not doing the hospital. 770 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,360 OK, I suggest that one time was a joke. 771 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,360 You seemed pretty dead set. 772 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,360 You put it into your GPA. 773 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,360 I spent more time at a hospital than anyone else. 774 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,360 You were like, let's go in to see how many of these machines are being used. 775 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360 And then you claimed it was a joke. 776 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,360 It was academic curiosity. 777 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,360 And I spent more time at a hospital than anyone else, so I obviously have a vested interest in it. 778 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:55,360 That's because you were going around pressing a lot of the switches to see what turned off and on. 779 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360 When they're not in use, though. 780 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,360 That family's not the same after that. 781 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,360 Look, he was so still, I thought. 782 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:07,360 I didn't realize that he was still using the X-ray machine. 783 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,360 Yeah, in fairness, I kind of thought the same. 784 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:14,360 Look, no. OK, what I'm saying, though, is the inside of City Hall, it's not at use this day. 785 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,360 We can shut all that off. 786 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,360 But the mayor's tanning bed. 787 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,360 Oh, yeah, he won't let anyone near that. 788 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,360 Can he not use the tanning salon just for Christmas? 789 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,360 And be seen by the constituents now? 790 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,360 Well, we can close it off to the general public. 791 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,360 Half of the general public doesn't believe he is mayor. 792 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,360 Do you think he's going to come and talk to them? 793 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,360 OK, what can we ask him to tan during the day? 794 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,360 It's a 24-hour job. 795 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,360 Oh, OK. 796 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,360 Like a rotisserie chicken. 797 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,360 OK, how about this? The hospital's saying, Dave got sunlight treatments. 798 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360 Dad will tan you. He could just go to the hospital. 799 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,360 Does that part off? That's not essential. It'll leave you tanned. 800 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,360 Do you want to speak to the mayor about that? 801 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,360 Good luck. 802 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,360 I haven't been able to get a meeting. 803 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,360 I keep trying to get funding for more Christmas lights. 804 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,360 Just... This is important to me. 805 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,360 What about the Nativity? We could just... 806 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 No, it completes the look. 807 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,360 Look, the church is angry with me as it is. 808 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360 If I turn off the lights on the Nativity... 809 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360 Fair enough. 810 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,360 Thought it would be no... 811 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,360 Look, I considered it, but I went to the hospital first. 812 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360 It wasn't a joke. I'm sorry. 813 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,360 But I've decided against it. 814 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,360 I just thought there would be more non-essential things in separate circuits. 815 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,360 And before you ask, I'm not going to suggest we use a backup generator. 816 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360 Again? 817 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,360 No. I understand it's for emergencies. 818 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,360 Look, OK, I didn't really want to say this, but what about my house? 819 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360 I don't know if that would be enough. 820 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,360 What are you running at your house that we could turn off the electricity 821 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,360 and provide enough for the lights? 822 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,360 What are you doing, Si? 823 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,360 He still has the coma patient in his house. 824 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360 Oh my god. 825 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,360 Si? 826 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,360 No, he's not willing to give up on him. 827 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,360 It's just... 828 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,360 No, he's dead. 829 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360 There's a beat. 830 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,360 Oh, is there? It's been a while since I've been around. 831 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,360 Yeah, no, there's still a beat. 832 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,360 I just assumed it was done for him. 833 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,360 Well, I was going to suggest we move him to the hospital first, 834 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,360 given that it's going to stay on. 835 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,360 I just asked them to take him back as a Christmas miracle. 836 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,360 So what, would you put him in the car and give power through, like, the cigarette lighter? 837 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,360 No, no, he's fine for up to 27 minutes. 838 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360 Tried and tested. 839 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,360 We have a lot of power surges at my home. 840 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,360 And you've tried it with him? 841 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360 Oh my god, that poor man. 842 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,360 No, okay, we know after 27 minutes he's still all right, but then the power came back on. 843 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,360 I'm glad he's in a coma so he's not having to experience this. 844 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,360 How dare you? 845 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360 None of us want him in a coma. 846 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,360 No, but I don't think this is helping his situation. 847 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,360 Of course it's not. 848 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,360 Mr. Kingsley was the biggest fan of all the Christmas lights. 849 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360 We know that. 850 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,360 Yes. 851 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,360 He would happily risk his life to get it. 852 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360 I can't, no, we're bringing him to the hospital first. 853 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,360 Yeah, but any... 854 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,360 Okay, let me be very clear. 855 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,360 I don't want to turn off any life-saving equipment. 856 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360 For more than 27 minutes. 857 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,360 Well, the assumption is we get him to new life-saving equipment. 858 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360 In time, yeah. 859 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,360 If you think you can do that. 860 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,360 I wouldn't need ambulance support here. 861 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,360 I know he got kicked out of the hospital, but come on. 862 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,360 He's in a coma now. 863 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,360 It feels petty. 864 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,360 I've done so much for this town for this Christmas. 865 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,360 All I ask is that my uncle can go back to the hospital. 866 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,360 So that the lights can get turned off. 867 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,360 Or that the mayor turns off his town. 868 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,360 One or the other. 869 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,360 Hopefully we have better chance with the uncle. 870 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,360 I think so. 871 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,360 Sure. 872 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,360 Call him on Blocks. 873 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,360 Thank you for listening. 874 00:31:36,360 --> 00:32:03,360 The second part of Christmas in Dunbracken will be available Thursday the 21st of December.