1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,160 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 2 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,720 You did say 20, right? 3 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:30,720 Up to 20. 4 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,600 But like, I spent 20. 5 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,600 I don't think... 6 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,600 Well don't say that then people can figure out who you gifted. 7 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,800 I'm about to hand it, so I feel like... 8 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,800 Because I just... 9 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,800 Oh I thought it was completely anonymous, so they'll know who... 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,800 They'll know... 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Wait, I don't know now, I assumed... 12 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,080 I thought we were just putting labels on them, putting them in a bag, leave it somewhere, 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,680 and then collect them, and then no one knows who got who. 14 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,200 Leave it somewhere, there's four of us. 15 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,520 I thought we were all going to sit in a circle and hand... 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,520 No? 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,680 So even though it's Secret Center, we're going to know who got who, why. 18 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,720 That's the whole point, it's like a reveal now. 19 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Really? 20 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,720 This is how we did it in school. 21 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,880 Okay, I didn't know that. 22 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,920 We always kept it completely secret, but that's fine. 23 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,040 Well I'm happy to reveal. 24 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,800 Alex, I got you. 25 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:18,200 I didn't have the money, it's tied up in a couple things, but I spent 20 minutes thinking 26 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,200 about you. 27 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,280 Like, you know, embodying you, imagining what it's like to be like you. 28 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,640 Is everything okay? 29 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:25,640 Excuse me? 30 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,640 Is everything okay? 31 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,400 I went down some dark paths over those 20 minutes, it felt like a life sign. 32 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,400 Fair question, Alex. 33 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,400 You meditated? 34 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,360 As my Christmas present? 35 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,240 As you, for your Christmas present. 36 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,880 I thought it would maybe bring us a bit closer, but I kind of, like I want to check in on 37 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,880 you, but it's kind of made me want to be more distant to you as well. 38 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:50,720 Like, you know, walking past the primary school, hearing the kids jeer at you. 39 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,280 There they go, the one with the nose. 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,360 To be fair, it sounds like you did a pretty good job. 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,720 Oh well, before the meditation, I kind of just like followed you around from a distance. 42 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,200 We could have been hanging out, Kyle. 43 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,280 No, that's not the point. 44 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,520 I just wanted to see what it was like to be you without any interference. 45 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,000 Yeah, that would have been 20 minutes with you, not 20 minutes as you. 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 It wasn't good. 47 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Well, I got your gift. 48 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,600 I mean, I thought it was anonymous, but. 49 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,680 You better know I've got 20 minutes of meditation with me because I will fucking hate that. 50 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,480 I know it's more than 20 pounds for that, but here you go. 51 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,520 It's the first draft of my novel. 52 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,520 Oh, cool. 53 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,360 Oh, it's large print font. 54 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,360 Thank you. 55 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,360 You know me. 56 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,360 You know me pretty well. 57 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,360 Yeah, yeah. 58 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,640 It's dedicated to you as well. 59 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,080 I didn't realize there was a period piece. 60 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,840 The milkmaid entered the chamber. 61 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,840 It was locked. 62 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,840 That's great. 63 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,840 She waited for 20 minutes. 64 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,480 And then it's just blank for the next like four or five pages. 65 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,480 You're reading too quickly. 66 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,480 How can she enter the chamber if it's also locked? 67 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,480 Oh, good point. 68 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,480 Good. 69 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,480 That's an editorial. 70 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,480 Is that notes? 71 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,480 That's the first draft. 72 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,480 I thought that was cryptic on purpose. 73 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,880 I thought that was really nice. 74 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,480 You have to read it to find out. 75 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,480 Yeah. 76 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 Oh, OK. 77 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,480 Don't let it to him. 78 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,480 I need your residuals. 79 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,880 Did you check the back of this? 80 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,080 Because I think you ran out. 81 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,400 It starts to feed. 82 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,000 Again, editorial choice. 83 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,040 Oh, well, thanks. 84 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,680 Yeah, no, that's I'm open to notes as a first draft. 85 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,080 And obviously, well, I got you for it. 86 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,080 OK. 87 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:23,080 And I know it's the last time you were at my house, you were commenting a lot on my 88 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,840 mother's earn. 89 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:31,000 So I got a replica of it made under 20 pound and I put half of my mom in there for you. 90 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,320 And that makes sense because I kept saying that looks really cheap. 91 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 It was. 92 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:38,160 You were like, yeah, I think. 93 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,160 Well, OK. 94 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,440 So I had thought you were saying cheap in a positive way. 95 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,280 Maybe I should have let you unwrap it, I guess. 96 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,280 Sorry. 97 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,400 I'll give you the first draft of this novel if I can have the actual earn with the other 98 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,400 half. 99 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,640 You didn't give me a gift. 100 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 I thought about you. 101 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,640 And now I don't want to be with you. 102 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,960 Honestly, that's maybe the best gift of the we've all. 103 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,840 Well, I've wrote a novel. 104 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,040 You wrote six words. 105 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,600 There's more at the end. 106 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,640 You ran out of ink. 107 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,800 I didn't mean to sheen people or anything like that. 108 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800 I was just 18 pounds. 109 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,800 Except for what you did. 110 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 I what? 111 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,480 OK, just a question to the group. 112 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,200 Do you feel like I've been shamed for the work that I put in? 113 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,440 It seemed like, yeah, I think you maybe put in the most work. 114 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Yet it's not like good enough. 115 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,760 I didn't mean that sort of shame. 116 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,760 I'm just hurt. 117 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,720 Oh, well, now you know each other in a more deeper emotional level. 118 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,080 OK, if you followed me around for so long, did you see what I bought for Neil? 119 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,360 Did you see my eyes for that point? 120 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,800 I didn't want to like you because you didn't know because you saw that she was obviously 121 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,800 buying something. 122 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,200 So it could have been for you. 123 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,200 So that's a good idea. 124 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,920 Well, I was going to say I didn't want to shame people because I went three times over 125 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,920 budget. 126 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,920 Can't do that though. 127 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,920 I wanted to, Neil. 128 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,680 No, but that makes me feel bad. 129 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,680 Yeah, but it's it's a fancy cheese grater. 130 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:55,680 What makes it fancy? 131 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,680 It's 5G. 132 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,680 Can you not see it? 133 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,680 It's a foot and a half long. 134 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,680 And it's 5G. 135 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,200 I feel like the 5G is almost more important than the... 136 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:07,000 Is this what my phone is supposed to connect to every time I turn on Bluetooth? 137 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,120 You can grate so much cheese because it's a foot and a half. 138 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,040 I'm lactose intolerant. 139 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,600 There's vegan cheese. 140 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,600 You can shred tofu. 141 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,380 Why would I do that? 142 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:17,380 So you can make tofu. 143 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,120 But you've already got tofu. 144 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 What? 145 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,120 You'd shred the tofu to make tofu? 146 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,120 This is like the novel again. 147 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,880 Oh, the novel's got layers. 148 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,280 It applies to life. 149 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,840 How could you open a door that's locked? 150 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:28,840 Wow. 151 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,600 Don't try and analyze a novel you haven't read. 152 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,680 The foot and a half has 5G and it also has party lights on the inside. 153 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,280 I don't want that. 154 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,720 It was 62 pounds. 155 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 See this is the thing. 156 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,720 Where am I going to put it? 157 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,900 It's not going to fit in my cupboard. 158 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,900 This is the thing. 159 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:46,160 Whenever I realized what gift it was, I was like, this is horrible. 160 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,400 So you did look. 161 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,680 I didn't look. 162 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,360 I saw what it was afterwards. 163 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,120 I saw Alex really badly wrap it. 164 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,000 In fairness, it's tough to wrap a cheese grater. 165 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,600 Any friction tears that wrapping off. 166 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,360 I'm surprised you didn't guess from how many plasters are on my hands. 167 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,680 Well, we can't see what's below the plasters. 168 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,680 It's obviously cuts. 169 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,680 What are you talking about? 170 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,680 Okay. 171 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,560 I vote that next year we don't reveal who bought what. 172 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,440 I think next year we just give each other 20 pounds each. 173 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,200 I feel like I'm the only one that followed the rules. 174 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,840 I can assure you my novel cost 20 pounds to print. 175 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,840 Yeah. 176 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:20,040 And because of the size of the font, that took up most of the ink. 177 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,600 It's really more for novella usually. 178 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,600 Yeah. 179 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,000 I'm going to take this home and have a little think about it. 180 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,960 Can I leave the cheese grater in the office? 181 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,440 Please do. 182 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,040 I have so much cheese to grace. 183 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,040 Well happy Christmas. 184 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:44,400 Fuck you. 185 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,400 Come in child. 186 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,400 Hello, Santa. 187 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,400 Hello there. 188 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:52,000 Santa, I know what I want for Christmas. 189 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Wonderful. 190 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Sit on my lap. 191 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Okay, Santa. 192 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 You're a small one. 193 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I know. 194 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I know I am. 195 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 And I got bullied for my size and for my voice. 196 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,440 Oh, I'm sorry. 197 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,440 I hadn't even. 198 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,400 I want you to fix my voice. 199 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 You want me to. 200 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 That's what I want for Christmas. 201 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,040 I could give you a pair of high heels. 202 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,040 No Santa. 203 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,040 I really need that. 204 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,920 I need you to fix my voice. 205 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,920 Okay. 206 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,920 What age are you? 207 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,920 Four. 208 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:21,920 You're four? 209 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,920 Yeah. 210 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,920 All right. 211 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,920 Here's what I'm going to do. 212 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:25,920 They've said in my contract. 213 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,680 I'm not allowed to punch children. 214 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,480 I'm not allowed to curse at them and not allowed to hit them. 215 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:34,760 But if I punch you and you're tricky up to me, if I. 216 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,760 Yes Santa. 217 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:41,920 If I give you a tracheotomy with my fist, I think we can. 218 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,480 I think if I punch you in your throat, I can cure you. 219 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,820 Okay Santa. 220 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:48,120 But I won't do it now. 221 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,280 I'll wait till Christmas Eve. 222 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,080 You punch me when I'm sleeping? 223 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,080 Yes. 224 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,080 That's when I strike. 225 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,720 Santa, if you could do it for me, I'd love to have it fixed now. 226 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,040 Oh, I'm sorry. 227 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:05,560 I can only work my magic from the hours of midnight to six p.m. on. 228 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,600 As soon as I leave this room, Santa. 229 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,600 On Christmas Day. 230 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,800 Those other kids are going to be bullying me. 231 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,320 Can you help me? 232 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,640 No, I'm sorry. 233 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,640 I cannot help you. 234 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,640 I wish I could. 235 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:21,040 As soon as I leave this room, those kids are going to kill me. 236 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,040 Okay. 237 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,040 You know what I'm going to. 238 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,120 They shit me that much because they think I'm a freak because of my voice. 239 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,120 You know what I'm going to do? 240 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:31,960 Why don't you stay in here until six thirty and then me and you, we're going to meet a 241 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,560 little girl and we're going to buy a car from Rudy. 242 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,040 Now Rudy can teach you some things. 243 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:44,160 He can teach you things like negotiation, like powerful stances, like wearing ties correctly. 244 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,040 Santa, you're gripping me awful tight now. 245 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,040 Listen boy, listen. 246 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,400 Rudy can help you more than I can. 247 00:08:53,400 --> 00:09:00,600 On Christmas Day, I will punch you, but before then, Rudy, Rudy will be your savior. 248 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,960 Now go and get bullied, child. 249 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,360 Wait, here's a Ken doll. 250 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,360 Why is he only partly dressed? 251 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,680 Why is he only wearing shoes? 252 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,800 I can hear them already. 253 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Fine, here's a Lego. 254 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,800 Okay. 255 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:23,680 Throw it at their feet. 256 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,200 Welcome to the Dunbracken Chamber of Commerce meeting. 257 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,600 Thank you very much for turning up. 258 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:33,360 Now, we've been looking to try and re-invitalize the town center after all the horrible things 259 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,640 that have happened, which will remain nameless for traumatic reasons. 260 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:41,120 We are trying to get people in this festive season to spend more money. 261 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,120 Aye. 262 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:47,680 We propose, as the Chamber of Commerce, to give out gift cards that can be used in a 263 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,800 variety of shops in town. 264 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,400 Now, we can only select a certain amount of shops. 265 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,560 We can't be giving out, you know, 50 quid for every single shop. 266 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,560 You know what I mean? 267 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,600 Right, so do we do our mates first and then... 268 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,600 I think so. 269 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600 ...we do that? 270 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,560 I think that would be the best way to go forward. 271 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,800 Who's a good lad? 272 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,920 Tim, the mechanic, he doesn't get a lot of work at Christmas. 273 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,760 If there were a few more cars in St. Hysway, that'd be nice. 274 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,640 That'd be a nice Christmas gift for Tim. 275 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,640 Aye, you could... 276 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,720 50 quid voucher to use... 277 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,200 Get an oil change or a window tint. 278 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,200 Aye. 279 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200 No, that's good. 280 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,200 That's good. 281 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,360 I like that idea, David. 282 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,360 That's very nice. 283 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:30,720 Now, in my electrical store, how much money can I put in to get laundered back out through 284 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,720 this gift card scheme? 285 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,720 Is that what we're talking about? 286 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,800 Yeah, that's not a... 287 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,640 That's a fair question, I think. 288 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,640 That's essentially it, yes. 289 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640 That's what we're saying. 290 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 Yes. 291 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,640 I would... 292 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,720 I'm looking to put a new extension on the house and I need about 30 or 40 grand. 293 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 Oh, yes. 294 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,720 This actually brings up a good point. 295 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,280 Before we do all our friends, should we do our own stores first? 296 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,280 Well... 297 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,280 I suppose that... 298 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280 Was that a given? 299 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280 Sorry, was that a stupid question? 300 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,040 I think it's important to try, where possible, avoid a paper trail. 301 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,040 Oh, yes, of course. 302 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,200 I don't want to be too obvious about it, but on the other hand, you do want to get things 303 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200 done. 304 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200 You don't want to have your child... 305 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:07,080 Well, I suppose we'll be hidden amongst like 12, 13, 14 stores, you know? 306 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,080 We're just in the middle. 307 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,080 We could look... 308 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,080 No pay attention. 309 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,080 ...at all of this. 310 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,680 Now, so you're looking, Stephen, for an extension to be put on your house? 311 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,680 I'm looking at... 312 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,800 The extension is 20 or 30 thousand pounds. 313 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,880 It's gonna get me extension, but I really want to put it through as tax deductible. 314 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:25,040 So if I can get the business to pay for it, and then if I can get the business to get 315 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,760 the benefits of this other scheme, it is really doing me a favour. 316 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,920 I'd say you could do that, aye. 317 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:31,920 Seems reasonable. 318 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,080 I mean, for 50, every individual is going to get 50 pounds worth. 319 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:41,560 So that would... you would have to sell, I don't know, two, one HDMI cable, something 320 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,560 along those lines. 321 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,520 Have you got enough stock for that? 322 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,680 With two or three HDMI cables, sure, we'll keep that many in hand. 323 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:53,520 And I'm happy enough to go round every house in the town and steal most of the HDMI cables 324 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,120 so suddenly there's a need for them. 325 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,600 I'm happy enough to do that. 326 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,800 Ah, we talked about this before. 327 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,280 Break, don't steal. 328 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,600 Okay, yeah, leave the evidence, of course. 329 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,800 Yep, as a locksmith, I can do that. 330 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,440 I can get in and out, I can break it, easy, they'll never know it was there. 331 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,040 Suddenly, high demand. 332 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:15,520 Are you considering the notion of locking people out of their houses and then them giving 333 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,000 you the voucher to get back in? 334 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,160 God, you know, I hadn't thought about it, but now you put it in my head, I'd be silly 335 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,160 not to use it. 336 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 It's not a problem. 337 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,160 Be silly not to do it. 338 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,520 That way, then, you could... 339 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,560 I could do a full block in a day and I'd... 340 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:30,600 If you change the locks and then tell them they must have forgotten, you got the locks 341 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,360 changed and brought the wrong key. 342 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,080 And I'd be wanting the solar panels in my house for a while. 343 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,440 You just happen to be in the area changing locks. 344 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,440 Exactly. 345 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,080 Oh, Jesus, there's a wild thing going about. 346 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,800 It's Christmas, you're all over the place. 347 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,280 Ah, you locked yourself out. 348 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 It happens to us all. 349 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,280 These are the keys from 10 years ago or not, who knows? 350 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,880 So this probably covers me for my solar panel. 351 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:50,880 This is a great... 352 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,200 Yeah, I like this initiative. 353 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,280 It's wonderful stuff. 354 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:57,600 And I, of course, need money to have my face done. 355 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,800 I was a horrible accident. 356 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,800 It's not a bad face. 357 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,680 Ah, now, come on now. 358 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,640 It was a good face, but after the accident, it's no longer. 359 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,040 Yeah, it was a terrible idea to get a chip pan. 360 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 It was. 361 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 But I was hungry, you know. 362 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 Yeah, of course. 363 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,040 And I wanted... 364 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,040 You know what I wanted to make? 365 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,360 The whole point of it was... 366 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,360 Chips. 367 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,360 Chips. 368 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,640 And I also wanted to make... 369 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,480 I wanted to see what would happen when you put chicken dippers in it. 370 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,480 Ah, of course. 371 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,200 You're an adventurous man, of course. 372 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,200 That makes sense. 373 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,560 I came home from the pub and thought, you know, I'd eaten all the crisps at that point. 374 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,160 Ah, couldn't even make a sandwich with them. 375 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,160 No, no. 376 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,200 And I thought, you know, chicken dippers and chips, sure fuck. 377 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,200 I'll be flying then. 378 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200 Why not? 379 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,920 And the only thing that was flying was parts of my face onto the ceiling. 380 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,840 Well, I still blame your son for coming in drunk himself and startling you. 381 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,840 That's what I think. 382 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:51,440 Yeah, because I thought he had died years ago and he came back last year. 383 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,440 Come back drunk. 384 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,680 And the first thing he sees is a vision of me with my head on fire. 385 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,680 Oh, he probably... 386 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,920 You're a man ghost rider from them Nicolas Cage films. 387 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,400 We could get him involved. 388 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,720 Your son or ghost rider? 389 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,720 Both. 390 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,320 I remember being surprised when I found out your son was ghost rider. 391 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320 I'd be... 392 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,320 Me too. 393 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,120 I thought that's why you thought he was dead. 394 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,120 His head was on fire and I went, well, that's him gone. 395 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,740 And he drove off over the hills. 396 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,920 So a bunch of dippers burnt your face off. 397 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920 The bastards. 398 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,320 They were delicious, though. 399 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,080 It's the first time I'm hearing this story. 400 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Come back. 401 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,720 It's a very, it's an open, emotional and physical wound. 402 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,560 I knew it happened, but didn't want to ask. 403 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,360 No, but he's a bit of therapy now, you know. 404 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:37,040 So kids could use the vouchers to get a picture with me with my big burnt head and I could 405 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,040 then go to... 406 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,440 You'd have to take off the woolly hat. 407 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,280 You'd have to have a full head. 408 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,720 You can't hide any part of it. 409 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,040 No, I'll show us warts and all. 410 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,840 Then I'll go off to Zagreb and get my face fixed. 411 00:14:47,840 --> 00:15:01,760 Yeah, that'll be beautiful. 412 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,760 Coming at you live, folks. 413 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,160 We've got the crew of Dunbracken 107. 414 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,080 We've got Matthew over here. 415 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,480 He's the lead sound technician. 416 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Who is the sound? 417 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,880 And then we've got Donald. 418 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,560 He is the audio. 419 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,280 He does like a lot of social media as well. 420 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,600 How's it going, folks? 421 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,040 And then we've got Victor over here. 422 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,880 He is our bodyguard. 423 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,040 Yeah, gotta fight, fight, fight, fight. 424 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,040 The muscle of Dunbracken 105.7. 425 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,000 What's going down? 426 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,920 Honestly, he's a really good script writer as well. 427 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,920 Anything written? 428 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,760 It's by Victor over there. 429 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,080 But I don't need credit for it. 430 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,680 Protecting you and writing for you is good enough for me. 431 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:42,680 And it's just great to have a chance to do the audio and keep the levels leveling. 432 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,320 I mean, I'd be nothing without you guys. 433 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,120 Your sound design is top notch. 434 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,400 And I'm sorry I've never said that into a microphone for you to then hear. 435 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Thanks. 436 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,120 Yeah, because honestly, if it's not through my headset, I don't really pay attention to 437 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120 it. 438 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,440 I don't think I've ever said this before. 439 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,920 Yeah, you're really good at your job. 440 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,920 Thank you. 441 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,920 Thank you. 442 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,920 Yeah, I mean, sound's all I know. 443 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,720 Honestly, it's actually really great that you said that. 444 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,200 I've been questioning myself. 445 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,200 You can cry if you want. 446 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200 It's fine. 447 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 You can cry. 448 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200 We like real emotion here. 449 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,480 I mean, if I just like live this for our Instagram. 450 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,480 Oh, great. 451 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,480 That's good. 452 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,480 That's good. 453 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,480 Let me get in there. 454 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,480 Just as long as Santa's not watching. 455 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,480 Let me get in there. 456 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,480 Hey, guys. 457 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,840 Hey, uh, Dunbracken 105.7 social media. 458 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,040 We're here having a real moment with one of our crew. 459 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,040 Welcome to the camera. 460 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,040 Hey, hello. 461 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,040 Is this good? 462 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,040 Is this good? 463 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,040 Fans are going to love that. 464 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,120 No, it's really nice to see that. 465 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,720 Social media is pretty good, too. 466 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,720 Social media. 467 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,720 Let's not forget this guy. 468 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,720 James, James, yeah, no. 469 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,720 I put in a lot of work, like, you know. 470 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:47,480 Yeah, I've, um, it's just, it's nice to be real in these Christmas times as well. 471 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:51,680 You know, it's like it is a time for sharing and family time, you know. 472 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,040 Tell me one thing you've all been thankful for this year. 473 00:16:54,040 --> 00:17:00,400 I've been pretty thankful for just, um, for the new headset that we got in the office. 474 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,080 It's pretty good. 475 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,200 Thank you for our sponsors at Raycon. 476 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,120 Last year, I didn't get to crack any skulls this year. 477 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,480 Up to four, which was higher than my expectation of one. 478 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,360 Yeah, it's really, really good. 479 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,360 Real thankful for that. 480 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,960 Thank you to our sponsors at Benny's Baseball Bats. 481 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,960 It's good. 482 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,760 It's almost like they knocked it out of the park this year. 483 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,760 Donald. 484 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,320 Could I write that down for him to say? 485 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,320 Yeah, please. 486 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,320 I think that would be better. 487 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320 Yeah. 488 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,400 I'm always really impressed by the hashtags you put in. 489 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,280 Victor, it's almost like you knocked it out of the park this year. 490 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,840 It did sound better in his voice. 491 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,480 That's why he's the one. 492 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,480 I'm not jealous. 493 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,040 Could you cut that out of the first time Donald said it? 494 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,040 No offense, Donald. 495 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,640 I don't care. 496 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:46,680 I'm happy enough videoing and getting all the followers and putting in all the work 497 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,760 to make you look good and getting none of the credit because I don't actually want any 498 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 of the credit. 499 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,760 That's so good. 500 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,760 That really suits me quite well. 501 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,760 Yeah. 502 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,720 Just three guys putting you on a pedestal, Roger. 503 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,720 I think honestly, the realness in your voice is really coming through well. 504 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,440 I think this is one of the best recordings you've done. 505 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,440 Thank you. 506 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 Thank you. 507 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440 I'll still pay you for this as well, of course. 508 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,440 That's good. 509 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,440 Oh, shades are getting paid. 510 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440 Shades. 511 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,520 I actually didn't hit record. 512 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,360 I'm so sorry. 513 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:18,160 This whole time, this whole time that we've been doing this for 10 minutes. 514 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,160 Basically, no. 515 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,720 When we got called in, I was talking on the words. 516 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720 Stop talking. 517 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,960 I've been here on the street with the public. 518 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,320 No, we got Santa. 519 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 Stop talking. 520 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,440 With the public for 10 minutes, I've been indirectly, I almost got attacked. 521 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,560 No, we got that. 522 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,920 It's just whenever you were being nice. 523 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:43,920 We also recorded that bit where once I realized I hit record again. 524 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,920 We can get rid of that bit. 525 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,920 Oh, okay. 526 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,920 That bit. 527 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,920 No, we don't need that. 528 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,920 We don't need that bit. 529 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,920 I thought we were live. 530 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920 I've been rolling. 531 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,920 We're on the ground. 532 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,920 Should I smash the phone? 533 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,960 I feel like I'll just take, give me the phone. 534 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960 Give me the phone. 535 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,960 Victor, can you smash Donald, please? 536 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,960 Donald, come here. 537 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960 Come here. 538 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:00,960 Not again. 539 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:06,480 Well, that's another successful Roger on the street. 540 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,760 Look what you're making me do, Donald. 541 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,680 We'll catch you next time here on Dun & Bracken 105.7. 542 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:17,640 Happy holidays wherever you are, whatever you celebrate. 543 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,040 We love you here and till next year. 544 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040 Sorry. 545 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:33,840 Well, well, well. 546 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,680 Look who jingled all the way over here. 547 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,760 That's my favorite customer, the Klausmeister, Chris Kringle. 548 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760 How are you doing? 549 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 Hello, Rudy. 550 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,160 Oh, and who are those two little ones you brought with you? 551 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,440 Well, these two. 552 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,400 This is Marco and Juliet. 553 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400 Hi. 554 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,400 I'm four years old. 555 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,400 Oh, sure you are. 556 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400 Do you want a wee toy car to play with? 557 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400 No, actually. 558 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,160 I think that was for me. 559 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160 You can have one too. 560 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,640 I've got plenty to go around. 561 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,640 No, Rudy. 562 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,640 What's your favorite color? 563 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640 We're here to negotiate. 564 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640 You can do this, Juliet. 565 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640 Oh, that's cute. 566 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:09,920 Look, Rudy, we want a used car. 567 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,320 I use a brand new one. 568 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,200 You are a man who deserves the best. 569 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,480 You're a man who drives around the world. 570 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,120 Who said it was for him? 571 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120 That's true. 572 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,440 It's for her mother who does not deserve as good as me. 573 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,560 It's for me, but my mom will look after until I can drive. 574 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,040 Look, Rudy, I don't want any games. 575 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Of course not. 576 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,280 We're all business here. 577 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:36,480 We're here for that Ford Fiesta 2009 diesel. 578 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,600 Of course. 579 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,080 But can I say you would look great in a Land Rover. 580 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,080 Really? 581 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080 Yes. 582 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,400 Look, you need something cross country that can carry all those presents. 583 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,360 He makes a good point. 584 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,720 Does a Land Rover have a four by four? 585 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,280 Of course it does. 586 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,760 You know your cars. 587 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,000 Santa, think of the seat. 588 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,800 The seat that warms itself? 589 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,600 No, the full seat. 590 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,480 Santa, look at me. 591 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,280 You're getting distracted. 592 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,920 You said that this was going to happen. 593 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,920 What was? 594 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,920 You know what? 595 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,920 I'm sorry. 596 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,920 You should pay attention to your children. 597 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,920 Sorry, they're not my children. 598 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 He's not my father. 599 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:13,920 No. 600 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,920 They're here with me. 601 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,400 Oh, you're babysitting, are you? 602 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400 No. 603 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,840 No, we met him after his shift ended. 604 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,240 I'm here doing a favor to these children. 605 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:26,500 Look, our other issue is that this little four year old boy Marco, you heard his voice. 606 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,200 You heard how pathetic he was. 607 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,160 No, I wouldn't say pathetic. 608 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 You know what? 609 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,440 I had a voice like that when I was your age. 610 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,440 You're only four. 611 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,040 You're growing into it. 612 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,200 Fix me. 613 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200 You know what? 614 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200 I might have a solution to that. 615 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200 You see these balloons? 616 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200 You know what's in them? 617 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200 Here I am. 618 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,200 Yeah, that's right. 619 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200 Would you like a wee puff? 620 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,200 Hit me. 621 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200 Here you go. 622 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200 Inhale and speak. 623 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 Oh, it's better. 624 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,200 Yeah, there you go. 625 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200 That's right. 626 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 You know what? 627 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200 I'll tell you what. 628 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,200 Whenever Santa here buys his new Land Rover, I can't believe it. 629 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,200 I can't believe it. 630 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200 I can't believe it. 631 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200 I can't believe it. 632 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200 I can't believe it. 633 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200 I can't believe it. 634 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200 He's got a Land Rover. 635 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200 I can give him all the balloons that are attached to it. 636 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,200 Hey, we're getting bones as well. 637 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200 Hey, where's your... 638 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,200 Santa, don't forget how persuasive I was. 639 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200 Oh, sorry. 640 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,740 Yes, she has a folding chair. 641 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,580 I budgeted for this. 642 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,580 For a... 643 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,140 I know you can get it onsite. 644 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,140 It's diesel. 645 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,140 It's secondhand. 646 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,620 It's everything I want. 647 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,600 2000, 10, 12... 648 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,220 2009, Santa. 649 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,840 Oh, 2009 Land Rover is what we're here for. 650 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,840 No! 651 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,040 If you're gonna keep I'll keep no no child 652 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:40,900 You have forsaken me it's the power of the Rudy child you are the only one who can 653 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,240 Seem stressed you know what I got here hot chocos 654 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:50,800 And a way of marshmallows yes, Rudy you've done it again 655 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,680 One for you one for you and one for Santa himself 656 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,800 I thought you were gonna leave me out there you all right 657 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:05,200 Look at your rosy cheeks you could use a bit warming up. What's been a cold day in the mall? 658 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,520 How'd you get here? 659 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,960 Santa 660 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Santa I feel like we're losing you 661 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,680 I don't remember whose side are you on? 662 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,860 That makes sense that's why you were brought here you know what you want another toy car 663 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,920 I've got a whole collection of them here child with PowerPoint. I've forgotten your name 664 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:36,720 Sorry, I'm only six slides into this look child can I say I love your transitions 665 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,200 This is not buttering me up Rudy. This is not a journey 666 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,240 I can follow you will you know what Santa why don't I? 667 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,640 Give you to Daniel you can work at the financing on a land rover and I'll listen to present. Oh yes 668 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:56,200 Oh, yes, of course yes, I'll deal with this child listen to me. I cannot defeat him. I'm going to buy a land rover 669 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,920 Did you know this 670 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:05,640 Knowing that you wanted a land rover. I don't even know what it is. I know it's four wheels 671 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:10,960 This way has all terrain the sleigh has none of them Santa a reminder 672 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,720 I've seen your contract Rudy not have enough money for Rudy 673 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,440 Don't worry Daniel will walk you through your financing 674 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,080 Yeah 675 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:28,160 Point chocolate Rudy has defeated me smart. I have been slain you are the one who can do it 676 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,880 Give me that hat no give me the hat give me the hat the glasses 677 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,560 Oh, say please please give him a hand the glasses on the jacket and the belt okay 678 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,240 No more things in that second time 679 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,320 Okay, fine fine. You can have them. Thank you. I'm off the clock anyway 680 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,660 Daniel Daniel, so it's up to me 681 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,760 It's up to me to work from midnight to 6 p.m. 682 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:56,820 Every day up until Christmas and maybe even beyond I saw Santa naked John naked yeah, yes 683 00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:59,180 That's unfortunate, but if you pull those 684 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:07,060 Underpants up real quick. I feel like my childhood has been ruined. You're only four there's years to get that you've got plenty more years to come 685 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,060 And you know what I'm not a balloon 686 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:14,420 God that's very high-pitched you're gonna scare some dogs there you 687 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:23,180 Now why don't we listen very politely to this PowerPoint presentation go on you have the floor Rudy 688 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:29,740 Can you tell me about the financing options for Land Rover? Of course I can they are so affordable 689 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:37,740 And just 40 easy payments first year no interest. I got a free pen. I got a free pen 690 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:41,060 Daniel get the papers. It's a Christmas miracle 691 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,060 Miracle 692 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,340 If you already one you know happens to be good at social media 693 00:25:56,340 --> 00:26:00,500 Please get in touch because we have a recent vacancy and we'd really love to hire you 694 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:09,740 This is Roger sterling signing out for Dunlop Bracken 105.7 695 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:17,820 Back to Dunbracken is created produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh 696 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:24,580 For more information on the podcast including the weekly town newsletter. You can follow us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram 697 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:29,940 This episode featured Patrick Meyer Marcus Keely Laura Conlon 698 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:35,820 Jordan Lee Kiernsands Owen Fox Eddie Goodwin and Aaron Marshall 699 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:43,120 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire album unearthed on Spotify now 700 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:53,400 Thank you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon