1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,920 And yeah I thought 2 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:29,520 it might be good to update people 3 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,740 on like, what we're going about today and maybe if we get a little bit of 4 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:36,700 traction around the town we can actually do some good here because the town 5 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,800 council you guys know that we need to put the message out there that we're 6 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,420 willing to help. Now I take some offense that I have not been doing good work for 7 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:51,420 the last 35 years. But you're still willing to do work I think. Yes yes yes but it just 8 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:56,220 implies that up till now I have been ineffective. Well no I'm gonna be honest 9 00:00:56,220 --> 00:01:01,860 up till now I'll agree with you and I'll say and join you in the pact and say 10 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:05,440 that I have also been ineffective for the last... No no no no I have not been 11 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:11,400 ineffective. I have pushed through many important points. You're the one who said you were ineffective. 12 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:16,920 No no I'm saying you're implying I'm ineffective. I've spent 35 years on this council. 13 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:22,640 I know how to run this council and I know I have helped make this town better. 14 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:29,180 Well I'll admit I haven't for 12 years. Well if I might say like from from the 15 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:33,740 outside it does seem like you guys are doing a lot because I appreciate sort of 16 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:38,500 you know fresh blood around the scene and I wouldn't have joined you know this 17 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:43,020 is an initiative if I hadn't seen you guys you know look at least like you 18 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,900 were doing some work even if you weren't feeling like you were doing the work it 19 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:49,640 seemed like you were doing work and I wanted to get involved. For me I've been 20 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,780 doing work sure I've been doing work but I would often work that benefits me and 21 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,900 I want to I want to actually like help the community is that weird to say is 22 00:01:56,900 --> 00:02:02,660 that weird thing to... Well perhaps you could try joining the amateur dramatic 23 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:08,300 society say you. Not going to join the winter production but maybe put me down 24 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:13,580 for the spring. Oh how about the summer when we've got the shorts on. I get well 25 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:18,460 we'll see what is your what is the winter play this year. Oh the winter play? 26 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:24,260 Well it's a little one that I wrote with a bit of spare time on my hands. I'm on 27 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:30,340 the City Council and all of my downtime goes into the amateur dramatics but but 28 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:36,220 this year well you know Swan Lake. I do yeah. Well I decided to bring in some 29 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:41,460 of my Harry Potter fanfiction and I'm writing Wand Lake. So this isn't is this 30 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:47,660 derivative of the Wand Cracker? Last year's yeah I saw that I didn't realize 31 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:51,460 I hadn't made the connection that that was you as well. I'd like to think though 32 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:56,900 it's wholly original and not not just like a derivative or a run-off from 33 00:02:56,900 --> 00:03:02,820 from last year's. What about Black Wand the year before which was Black Swan he like very good 34 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:08,140 ballet Harry Potter fanfiction not gonna deny but very stylized for Christmas I 35 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:13,140 was I was impressed I was impressed. I am starting to see a theme developing here 36 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:18,700 yes sir but I this one's definitely worthwhile going to. Well you know what I try. Is this a 37 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:23,460 promise because every year we give you the theater over the Christmas period 38 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:28,300 and I always deliver don't I? Yes but every year you I ask will there be 39 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:32,620 there something for the family something for to celebrate Christmas I'm gonna do 40 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:37,420 celebrate true meaning of Christmas and every year the children are turned away 41 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:42,380 for mature content. Would you rather the children see mature content? 42 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:50,780 No no that's truly not what I'm getting at. I just wish you could perhaps a pantomime one year. Is that an unreasonable request? 43 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:58,740 The issue I have is that he lets the children in at the start lets them buy a ticket and then five minutes in 44 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:03,020 there's a adult warning and all the kids have to leave but don't get refunds and 45 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:07,380 it happens every time so I don't know. They learn about disappointment in the 46 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:12,900 same way that I have been turned down for many roles over the years but I found 47 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:17,180 out whenever you can write rules that are perfect for you you'll nail it every 48 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:21,520 time and if anything it makes it a bit more realistic because barely even 49 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,980 acting at that stage maybe you're getting deeper within the character off 50 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:29,540 yourself. I don't know how that applies to the kids though. Oh the kids yes yes 51 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:34,100 yes they truly do fund the arts whenever they buy those tickets. Because we also 52 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:38,540 we deny by giving you the theater every year we deny the primary school the 53 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:42,620 chance to do their play. Well let's face it that would not be good. Can we agree 54 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:53,220 on that? We cannot know. What about this what if you decided to work as the director of the primary schools new nativity this year? 55 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:58,700 Yes perhaps we could have like a early afternoon show with the kids and then after dark you 56 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:05,300 can you can do whatever you wish. Oh sorry I know that you're more senior in 57 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:10,980 this than I am but I'd like to raise the point that it's winter so you say after 58 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:15,700 dark that's gonna be. Yes I want those kids to be in bed by three. I want to 59 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:20,660 start early I want them to tire themselves out and I think I speak for 60 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:24,980 all the parents. And you think that this potential drama production collaboration will do exactly that? 61 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:29,740 No not a collaboration two separate productions one child-friendly one early in the day 62 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:34,580 where the children get to participate and then you can do your. Once like a 63 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:38,900 nativity. Yes yes that's exactly it I've been beating around the bush I would 64 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:45,060 like to do a nativity play please just once. May I play the baby Jesus? It feels 65 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:49,540 like just the one role it should go to kid but I guess if that's it's a condition. 66 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:57,500 I mean or doll. A doll? Do you think a doll would be a better actor? I've spent so long since this last had a nativity play but I don't 67 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:02,660 recall the baby Jesus having many lines. He cries quite a bit sometimes it 68 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:08,380 depends on the depiction really some say he's meek and mild I say he's an angry 69 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:12,580 child. No is this the one where he carries the cross? No no is the Easter 70 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:16,980 commonly mistaken? Right I would disagree with common mistake but you might have 71 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:21,380 seen the Easter production where yes I did drag that cross around town fell 72 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:27,660 three times not once not twice three and then was nailed to the cross. Dressed as 73 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:33,340 Harry Potter? Dressed as Harry Potter yes someone did shout a vada cadaver and I 74 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:37,660 died on the cross. But then with the Horcrux I was able to come back much 75 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:43,700 like the way Jesus came back three days later. Why? I may ask how long have you been 76 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:48,020 writing fanfic for Harry Potter or have you written any other fanfic? No you've done it. 77 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:55,140 I've been doing it for quite some time I have many the back catalog and it is 78 00:06:55,140 --> 00:07:00,740 categorized based on age rating. That's one category really. Well let's agree to 79 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:06,980 disagree. No I think we can all pretty much agree. Yes I mean yeah I just it's 80 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:10,760 very difficult because you're so popular in the town council you always get the 81 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,260 votes to close the roads for your production and that's because the other 82 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:19,940 town councillors are always part of the plays like oh I think that's oh I don't 83 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:26,020 we have to be a part no no no we do not we're in fact us too we're expressly 84 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:31,700 often asked not to thank God no I was gonna ask. You do not have the experience. I thought I didn't have the 85 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:36,260 transphobia. Oh cuz the authors are massive turf yeah. I will say Tchaikovsky 86 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:41,140 Rowling has attempted to sue us on multiple occasions. I have tried to shut 87 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:45,660 them down for their depictions. Which was the reason that we actually nominated ourselves as 88 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:49,460 best small town in the country but apparently that wasn't enough to get 89 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:54,140 nominated they said that the streets were terrible riddled. Riddle. Well that 90 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:58,820 is why I fell three times while depicting Jesus of course the roads are 91 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:02,100 awful. Yeah he wasn't planning and doing it he had a brand new production where 92 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:08,620 Jesus was incredibly incredibly butch walking through completely muscular 93 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:12,940 wasn't gonna fall twice he was gonna beat up God I think at one point. It was 94 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:17,340 on the cards. Then he fell over. Sorry just circling back to something and again you 95 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:21,500 guys can shut me down whenever you want. You'll have a good circle back? Well you know what I'll let 96 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,140 you make your point but there is something I wish to bring up after this. 97 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:27,220 Okay well I was just gonna circle back to what Dermid was saying about the 98 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:32,500 new town the best time new time. We were voted sorry we were nominated by ourselves 99 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:37,540 as best small town. Is that something that we should try and. They said we 100 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:41,580 should we should try and work towards it but they said we were not allowed to 101 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:47,260 nominate ourselves again for three years. They got so disgusted. Do we need to befriend 102 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:52,300 another time to put us on the ballot? Yes yes we do. Oh yeah. They couldn't believe 103 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:56,340 someone had the audacity to submit their own town and when the three judges came 104 00:08:56,340 --> 00:09:02,220 two of them got gangrene. How long were they in the town for? We thought it'd be 105 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:07,140 if they got the full experience so we asked them to stay for three weeks. And 106 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:11,060 how many of the judges left the town or is that. The one who immediately 107 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:17,100 high-tailed it out of the town. They did all leave just staggered. No one died if 108 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:21,140 that's what you're getting at. Oh that's what I was getting at. Yeah yeah no I could see what 109 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:27,700 we were. No one immediately fine two 18 days later horribly gangrenous. But that 110 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:33,180 is part of the experience I'd say. We've all been victims of gangrene and if 111 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:38,740 anything our efforts in raising awareness of gangrene I think it's gone 112 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:44,120 unnoticed by you know other towns and the like. I think we should maybe put 113 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:49,740 forward for gangrene awareness huh? Now I know I open with saying how I have not 114 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:53,220 been ineffective but I feel like no one in this town still knows what gangrene 115 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:57,740 actually is. Dammit's looking it up on his laptop I can see that right now. Yes 116 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:03,740 and he's gone into images that's a bad idea. It's a very bad idea. It is a dangerous 117 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:07,340 and potentially fatal condition that happens when the blood flow to a large 118 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:14,500 area of tissue is cut off. Two of the judges. Now I would also say you 119 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,980 didn't need to look it up on your laptop you could have looked at one of the mini 120 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:22,300 posters. Okay so I'm I didn't want to get into this but I put in for the gangrene 121 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:27,980 poster competition guys under a pseudonym. You did not know what it was it was very 122 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:33,460 apparent. I just thought if we can get all the inner city youths to go about 123 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:38,340 inner city. How large do you believe our town to be? Look anyone can be an inner 124 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:41,620 city youth if they believe if they wear a hoodie they look dangerous but this is 125 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:46,680 a green hoodie it's good for the planet. Oh my god. You know inspire the kids this is 126 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:51,620 what I'm all about. This is explaining why I got so much post about this and so 127 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,820 you used the pseudonym but you used a real you used my name for that 128 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:59,780 application. You really know what a pseudonym is it's not my name. Now this 129 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:03,660 actually sort of brings me back to the point I wanted to mention earlier before 130 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:07,780 this meeting started I sent everyone an agenda and I would like to vote that we 131 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:12,380 actually stick to the agenda for one of these meetings. Here here. Yeah here. 132 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:17,340 Yes yeah. Wow I just made that up. Second wonderful three we've got a majority here that's 133 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:21,980 dying gants name. Yes so first item we have a new member joining our council 134 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,860 and I thought we should all introduce ourselves. I've just felt like 135 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:29,500 chronologically that that's fair. I mean I am. That's a very good idea I will go 136 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,700 first as a head of this little cabal. Oh I thought there was going to be a little 137 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:38,860 push back there. No I respect the hierarchy. I know who you guys are but sure it's cool to hear in your own words. 138 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:44,660 Yeah I'm a dear mid. Yeah. Dear mid green. I did get a little confused but the gang 139 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:48,820 green because it's a little bit like my name for a while I thought. Yeah I love my grandmother. 140 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:56,700 But it was not it was a fatal disease. It's not camcreen. So I'm dear mid. I work 141 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:02,060 at the florist. Green's florist. I've ordered from you a lot. Yeah but I'm just 142 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:06,300 following the agenda here but thank you for ordering. Yeah. Sorry about the delay. 143 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:11,700 I think there might be GDPR issues with your florist. The fact that you used my name. 144 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:16,820 I don't understand. You used my name for your pseudonym. You will have my pseudonym. 145 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:21,740 Could I remind everyone to stick to the agenda please? We voted on this already. 146 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:27,660 You can say you're saying under any other business. Okay I'll say that. Any other business later on. 147 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:32,100 Who wants to introduce themselves next? If I may. Colonel Mazepan Robert. 148 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:39,540 Of course retired. My army days are long behind me but I find a lot of passion for the amateur 149 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:44,940 dramatics. Really? That's a joke. That was a joke. It's too soon for jokes. I'm sorry. 150 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:50,260 You're not very good with comedic timing I've got to say. Something you could work on. Maybe 151 00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:56,420 you could come to one of my workshops sometime. I would advise strongly against it. Oh god no. 152 00:12:56,420 --> 00:13:01,260 I wasn't planning on that at all. Not that it's a bad workshop. It's just such a... I don't want 153 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:06,020 to say dangerous environment. Intimidating environment I think. I mean working with someone 154 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:12,540 like me I understand because you know you're working with a star. Essentially a star. A star 155 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:18,060 who's been through wars and like it shows in your training I think. Yes I know sometimes I do just 156 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:24,780 drift off and get that thousand yard stir and I hear the banging and the... I'm getting eyes again. 157 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:29,820 Sorry I'm drifting off. That's alright. Let him get it out of the system. That's part of finishing 158 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:34,500 talk. I feel like it's an accurate reflection of who he is. Very true. I think we both have given 159 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:40,180 fair representations of ourselves so far. Do I need to give my questions for any other business? 160 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:45,100 Well not immediately after. Why don't you introduce yourself? Oh. Switching it up. Okay. 161 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:52,300 Yes. Hello I am Stephanie Bunting. Hey. Yes. That's like my pseudonym. Yeah I think you 162 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:57,620 used Staffy. Yeah too wise. I've always wanted to engage a bit more in the time and I sort of feel 163 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:01,460 a bit like a wight sighter even though I've literally lived here my entire life. I think we 164 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:05,460 all have that kind of thing there. We feel a bit forgotten about. So yeah just trying to fit in 165 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:10,140 with people who also don't feel like they fit in and as I say like I've followed your guys' work 166 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:14,420 across the years. You seem to be doing good stuff but now I'm here in the room I'm actually not sure 167 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:18,860 what exactly gave me that impression. It might have been the Wand Lake thing. That was pretty cool 168 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:24,140 actually as a Christmas show. A pretty good job for covering up. It's not that we don't try I think. 169 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:30,140 Again I feel I do good works. Our Christmas tree lighting was spectacular but I realize I'm getting 170 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:34,220 off topic myself. Yeah I think it's good if you introduce yourself and then we can say about your 171 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,660 introduction. No sorry why are you finishing with your introduction? I was just gonna have a little 172 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:44,020 cheeky comment that my favorite flower is of course. Chilip. Hydrangeas. Which is chilip in 173 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:50,100 French. I'm not sure that's correct. I'm the one who sells the flowers. Yes of course you are. 174 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:57,060 That's what you do. That's what you do of course. Of course I thought I wrecked a neck sense. Good to see you. 175 00:14:57,060 --> 00:15:04,140 Thank you Colonel. I of course I am Rosemary Rose. My family I'm actually descended from the people 176 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:08,780 who originally founded this town. I've lived here all my life and if you're renting there's a very 177 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:14,780 likely chance I'm your landlady. Oh. Both of our landlady's. Yeah no same. Oh all three of them. 178 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:20,940 Oh yes yes you're all wonderful tenants. How many of the council do you have? Um I think that would 179 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:25,740 follow any other business there's no need to go into that right now. It is quite problematic that 180 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:30,380 you know how much all of us earn and you adjust the rent accordingly it really keeps us trapped. 181 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:37,420 I mean in my defense I voted to follow GDPR rules and I was overruled. Look I think it's best that 182 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:41,900 we all know everyone's business that's all I'm saying it's important. Again I just feel like 183 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:47,180 obeying the law would stop so many lawsuits. I don't know that any of the lawsuits have won 184 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:52,380 because I stopped following the news. They have. You sorry I'll save it for now. No no go ahead go 185 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:57,420 ahead. This is other business now. Yes. So were you an actor first or were you in the war first? 186 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:04,220 War first. Which I feel like became acting. I feel like you found a role. Wow that's deep. I do believe 187 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:09,820 war is a bit of a pageantry at times you know who can make the uh the biggest noise the biggest 188 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:15,740 explosion you know a lot of it is just theatrics at the end of the day. Yes yes I mean we did have 189 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:21,260 to recruit some set builders to make fake tanks at one point so whenever the planes were flying 190 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:27,100 over they were dropping bombs on the fake tanks however the set builders they hadn't moved on from 191 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:32,860 building the the tanks and yes they were killed as well. Unfortunate but they saved our lives. 192 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:41,020 Yeah I will ask this one more time but which war did this occur? I just I feel like I've heard 193 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:47,100 stories like that from my grandfather. And Rosemary Rose is your grandfather that's not 194 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:53,980 Minstrel. I want to say 17th century. Excuse me? Excuse me 17th century? Yeah I have an 195 00:16:53,980 --> 00:17:03,100 ungood authority. How old do you believe me to be? No I'm just saying I'm not necessarily implying 196 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:10,060 your age. Your grandparents were around 17th century? I mean the late end obviously. No 1890. 197 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:16,460 Close. No 17th century is 200 years out. You are 200 years out that's that's. Look I knew I had the 198 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:20,300 information in there somewhere I just kind of go. All I was going to say was that that's not Minstrel's 199 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:27,340 words her grandfather is dead. Oh yeah. Yes no no of course how old do you all think I am? I well 200 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:33,260 you've been on the council for 35 years. Yes. And I'll be honest in my eyes you haven't aged a day 201 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,660 since you've been on it but also. Do you have a sorry do you have a painted in your attic? 202 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:43,820 Sorry. I do have a family portrait. I feel like you entered this role looking like a 60 year old 203 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:49,660 and you still look like a 60 year old. Well you know what I'm I'm 68 right now so I will take that. 204 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:54,940 Does that mean that she looked old for a long time? Yes I believe that's what he was getting at. 205 00:17:54,940 --> 00:18:00,220 Now I've decided to take it as a compliment. Please don't increase my rent again. I would never 206 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:05,100 let your actions on this council affect how I treat you as a landlady. Honestly even though 207 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:09,260 you're 60 one of my favorite people in I'm not even going to say the whole council I'm going to 208 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:15,740 say the whole town. Not even because you're on the council with me or that you are my landlady. 209 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:20,620 Oh well that's that's very kind of you. You get on her good side and good things can happen to you 210 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:25,900 in this town. Hey we're probably if you go back far enough we're probably all connected. My favorite 211 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:31,020 person in the town. I don't know about him though. My favorite though would be a little boy goes by 212 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:36,380 the name. Oh god. No this is actually very sweet. Goes by the name of Jason Wilcox. He appears at 213 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:45,100 my door every Tuesday. He steams my scarves. Keeps them very very smooth and he keeps them very very 214 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:52,140 soft and you can't leave the house with a rough scarf. No. So I thank you very much Jason. I hope 215 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:57,500 you may be listening to this and one day I will let you watch one of my plays the entire way through 216 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:02,380 when you're a bit older. Honestly I was expecting much worse from him. I try not to analyze you. 217 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:07,100 My therapist does enough so. He's your therapist. That's a very personal question Stephanie. 218 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:13,340 But she's allowed to ask it and we have to reel the information. We do their GDPR. He's so 219 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:21,020 aggressively anti GDPR that we are compelled to reveal personal information on request. It is the 220 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:26,460 corporal. You've been going to the corporal and you haven't been coming to the colonel. Yes. What 221 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:32,220 type of joke is this dammit. Now I would like to remind you he's not a licensed therapist and there's 222 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:37,260 no doctor patient confidentiality. Just keep that in mind. Even if there was GDPR. I was going to say 223 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:43,580 we have aggressive anti GDPR. You voted for it. You voted for it. I didn't want to. I think we 224 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:47,740 should all know everyone's business. This is a small town and I think it's important that gossip 225 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:53,260 stays alive. It's just your wife's lawyer does not live in this town so he's not required to 226 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:57,420 hand over information. I feel like that was the only reason you voted for it. Smart on her part. 227 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:06,620 Dammit. You know you could come to me at any time any day. I wanted to but you screamed so much in 228 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:13,420 your sessions. I'm sorry that is the PTSD. Which the corporal also has I didn't realize. Oh yes. I 229 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:17,980 realized we somehow managed to dodge the question of which war you participated in. Because the 230 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:23,980 corporal also dodges that question so. I mean just discussing the wars makes you think about it. You 231 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:29,500 ruminate and then all of a sudden you're in someone's back garden screaming with a branch in your hand 232 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:35,740 thinking it's a gun and then you're pointing it at a child. That's not very good for the child. 233 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:41,100 Was the boy the Wilcox boy? I would never do that to Jason. Jason is the one thing that can pull him 234 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:49,660 out of his PTSD. A steamed scarf. It does feel like a great burden on a fairly young man. I do 235 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:54,460 think he gets paid well though. Oh yes life lessons galore. I really thought he was getting 236 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:59,100 paid in money. So how about this? How about next week so my work with the corporal hasn't been 237 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:05,100 going well. How about this week I give you a go. Oh perfect I will I will get into the role of a 238 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:10,540 Freud. Seems unnecessary but okay you're the therapist. How often do you think about your 239 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:15,660 mother? I'm getting into the role here. I see her every day. Oh I guess you're thinking about her 240 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:20,940 dead. I will truly note that down. She lives with me. Temporary thing or? They kicked her out of the 241 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:27,180 nursing home. Oh. She was a little violent but admittedly they were giving her the wrong med 242 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:34,220 so I think she actually was fairly warranted in uh scrubbing three of them in the face. Rosemary 243 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:38,540 who's your favorite person? It's funny because she's someone who lives in the nursing home and 244 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:45,100 was attacked by your mother. It is my sister Sage. I have apologized profusely on my mother's behalf. 245 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:50,620 I know she will not apologize. No she will not. I appreciate you not kicking us out. It's been 246 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:57,020 difficult but you have vouched for her and my sister is an incredibly forgiving woman. She is. 247 00:21:57,020 --> 00:22:02,620 She says forgive her she does not know what she does. She brought out the medication but to be 248 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:06,780 quite honest I believe your mother wasn't the right medication. She was just angry about losing a 249 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:11,820 Scrabble. She got very violent. Well all I know is she came forth and attacked the other three 250 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:17,180 players. They were using French words and that's that's what my mother was saying. So you know 251 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:21,100 about the Scrabble and you still believe the medication. I do believe the medication because 252 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:25,500 my mother told me it and I assume that that must be the truth. You know what one of the best words 253 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:32,860 to spell in Scrabble is? No I do not. Quiz! It gets you 22 points. Wow. The Q and the Z are both worth 10. 254 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:39,900 Is that single points? Wow. So pass that on to your mother. Pass that on to my mother. 255 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:44,380 Well she's not welcome in the Scrabble group anymore. I will pass it on to my sister though. 256 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:49,420 I'm sure she will appreciate it. My mother has started a guerrilla Scrabble group in the park. 257 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:55,980 She scrapped the eyes of the chess players in the park and got them to scatter and now she has set 258 00:22:55,980 --> 00:23:01,100 up four different Scrabble games. Now if you guys had read the agenda you would all know that I am 259 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:05,660 of course aware of this and I really wish we could have addressed the issue during this meeting. 260 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:09,660 What do we want to get into at night? Do we have time? Yes everyone who wants to ban his 261 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:20,620 mother from the park please vote aye. Aye. Aye. Okay I'm glad we addressed this issue. 262 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:43,580 I'm Alan and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 263 00:23:43,580 --> 00:24:13,500 Thank you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.