1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,320 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,600 Alright there, which one of these kids is yours there? 3 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,600 The blonde haired one. 4 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,280 Oh number seven yeah. 5 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,280 Yeah number seven. 6 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,000 He's good at football, he's a good kid. 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,720 I mean I don't think he'll do it professionally. 8 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,720 Ah none of them will. 9 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:49,400 At least he's not my number eleven over there, the one running after a water bottle. 10 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,400 He's really chasing us. 11 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,400 He can't quite pick it up, he keeps trying to pick it up and he kicks it away. 12 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,000 Yeah I see him, he's kicking it. 13 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 It's tough. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,480 I just try and, well he enjoys it. 15 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,440 He thinks, I guess he's part of the team. 16 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,640 He couldn't even be a water boy professionally really. 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:07,520 Are you the parent who keeps reminding us that every kid needs to be given an opportunity 18 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,520 to play? 19 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,840 Every kid does need to be given an opportunity to play. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,520 Oh I guess that would be me yeah. 21 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,520 I didn't know I was known as that parent. 22 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:20,080 Well the coach just, you know, passed on email, it's anonymous, but we're all wondering who 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,080 it was. 24 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,880 My wife doesn't really take an interest in it so I feel like I have to do double duty 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,600 in caring about this specifically. 26 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,480 Have you considered just teaching him how to kick the ball? 27 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:37,640 Well I mean he's enjoying the water bottle so much and I know he's never going to get 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,560 on a team so I don't know why to set his expectations up. 29 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,520 He enjoys this, why would I? 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,560 Could he do it by himself, not as part of a team? 31 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,240 I threw a water bottle out into the backyard and he never even reacts. 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,960 I think he likes being at the pitch down with all his friends, but separate from them but 33 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,960 near them. 34 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,400 Yeah okay but which of the kids are his friends? 35 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:03,080 Well most of my emails entail asking if the kids could stop shouting at them and that 36 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,080 they all get opportunities. 37 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:09,280 He's yet to get on but you know someday I think I've told him to go for the knees if 38 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,200 he does get near number three. 39 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,200 Sorry, go to the knees? 40 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,200 Yeah. 41 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,200 If the opportunity arises. 42 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,160 Why do you want your kid to sabotage the one good player we have? 43 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,040 Well if he's going to be mean to him you know you've got to stand your ground probably 44 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,680 about a year into the relationship. 45 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,680 You don't want to do it right away. 46 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,680 Loser! 47 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,680 You're a loser! 48 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,680 See that? 49 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,400 That's just more fuel to the fire for my kid. 50 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,000 You see how he's almost reacting and then he looks down at his knees intently but then 51 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 pulls away. 52 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,600 I think he's crying a wee bit there. 53 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,600 I taught him that. 54 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 You taught him how to cry? 55 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,600 Okay. 56 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 I taught him how to cry like a man. 57 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,240 That's why he's always so thirsty. 58 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,360 It's dehydration. 59 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,360 So much dehydration. 60 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360 He's always crying. 61 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,240 I feel like you're teaching him the wrong thing. 62 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,240 No it's healthy. 63 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Let it out son. 64 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,240 Let it out. 65 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,160 I mean I don't quite agree with that but I get where you're coming from but I still feel 66 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,200 like you should teach him how to pick up a water bottle and kick a ball. 67 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,320 My dad never taught me how to teach my kid. 68 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,960 I had to learn for myself. 69 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:09,840 He set me out in the garden, said I wasn't allowed back in until I picked up the water 70 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,840 bottle. 71 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,760 Three years I lived out with a dog. 72 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,520 Still went to school and stuff so I got most of my heat and warmth there and food. 73 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,200 You know there are several football clubs here. 74 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,800 You don't need to... there might be one that's more suited to... 75 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,040 Oh we've been kicked out of the other two. 76 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,280 Apparently they don't like the constant emails but this coach just forwards them on and is 77 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,280 pretty happy with it. 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,800 Well no I mean he invites like his own version. 79 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,480 We get that bridged version quite clearly. 80 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,480 Really? 81 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,480 We didn't realise he was sending that many emails. 82 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,680 Ah see that's probably why this message isn't getting through to you all. 83 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 That's not it. 84 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,680 It's just... 85 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,560 I don't know because he sends me my one back so I assume that everyone else but he says 86 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,200 oh they're all BCC'd into it so I don't see who it is. 87 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,200 Crafty this coach. 88 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,200 I'm going to have to have a word with him. 89 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,720 I'm going to write him a strongly worded email about this. 90 00:03:54,720 --> 00:04:02,080 You know the season's nearly over and your kid seems like he could use extra attention. 91 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Maybe just take him out early and let him train a bit. 92 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,080 What do you mean? 93 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,680 I think maybe he should skip the next few games. 94 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 Take him on his own? 95 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,680 He doesn't like being on his own. 96 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 He likes being part of a team. 97 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,460 Well we all do things we don't like. 98 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:18,840 We talk to people we don't like, we read emails from people we don't like, we sometimes carpool 99 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,840 with kids we don't like. 100 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,440 Number three, getting on your nerves too? 101 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Nope not him. 102 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,440 He thinks he's all... 103 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 No it's not him. 104 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,960 Wow I guess we'll never know who it is. 105 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,960 Well yeah alright. 106 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:39,760 Okay okay just don't go wild when I knock the door. 107 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,040 Just we're gonna stay calm, we're just gonna try and see what's what. 108 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Maybe they just forgot. 109 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,400 We're gonna get Julie an invite. 110 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,240 We're not leaving here till we get Julie an invite. 111 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,480 I understand that but ultimately we have to accept their decision okay? 112 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,480 No we don't. 113 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,480 Yes we do. 114 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,480 No we don't. 115 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,360 It's their house we can't just foist our child into their house. 116 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,520 They can't bully a child. 117 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,320 I think mostly. 118 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:08,800 I think it's mostly in this universe that children get bullied. 119 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,040 How long do you think they're going to stand on our doorstep before they knock the door? 120 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,600 I'm willing to just let them get tired. 121 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:20,020 I'm hoping that they'll maybe get into a bigger argument and forget about why they came here. 122 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,880 It's going to be so awkward. 123 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,640 I don't do awkward situations. 124 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,980 At least you know it's coming. 125 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,320 You can prepare for that. 126 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,480 Because if you get angry then I'm gonna start crying and I don't need that right now. 127 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,080 We need to present a united front. 128 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,080 I'm knocking again. 129 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,080 Angry Aaron. 130 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,920 We need to bring the two extremes of the child that we might bring to their party okay? 131 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,320 If we give them a bad example of us. 132 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,320 I don't care. 133 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,320 I'll tell her. 134 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,320 I'll tell Jillian. 135 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Don't tell. 136 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,840 Julie's having a big birthday party. 137 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 What's that going to do? 138 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,200 We'll make them jealous. 139 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,720 I just can't cope with the anger and the tears. 140 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,200 I don't know whether to feel sorry for them or laugh at them. 141 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,680 It's just so awkward. 142 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,880 Maybe we can just invite the parents. 143 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,040 We still don't invite Julie. 144 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,800 And you know surely they'll side with us then. 145 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,560 Just thinking of her all alone at her birthday party. 146 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,800 I know it's not real. 147 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,800 I know it's not real. 148 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,800 Aaron she'll have a birthday party. 149 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,320 Yeah but now you've put it in my head that if we're going to have a birthday party for 150 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,320 her. 151 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,320 It's gonna be lovely. 152 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,360 But it's not even her birthday but she'll be sitting all alone. 153 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:27,400 I want you to bring this energy to this discussion. 154 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:31,120 Well this passion but not the screeching ideally Aaron. 155 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,320 You said not you wouldn't mention the screeching. 156 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:38,080 Been there for 25 minutes and I can hear him crying already. 157 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,520 That's not a cry is it? 158 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,520 That's awful. 159 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,520 That's how he cries. 160 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,520 Aaron what if they're not in? 161 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,280 Lights on the cars here. 162 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:52,480 Both cars are here rich cunts. 163 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,360 That's why his nickname was piggy crybaby at school. 164 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,880 Well they know we're in we may as well just open the door and get it over and done with. 165 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:04,600 Oh we could just slip an invite through the letter box you know and they'll see it and 166 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,040 be like oh they'll forget about it if they show up. 167 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,040 We're not inviting her. 168 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,840 No we're not inviting Julie we're inviting the parents. 169 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,520 Aaron I'm worried that maybe we've overstayed our welcome. 170 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,520 They don't know we're here. 171 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,520 How could they know we're here? 172 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,920 Maybe we should leave maybe we should do this another day. 173 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,920 You're gonna be stressed. 174 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,160 What if we make a bad impression? 175 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,160 They don't have a ring doorbell. 176 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,680 They grabbed it the light did turn on when we stepped on the porch but they could be 177 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,680 watching TV. 178 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 Alright. 179 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,640 Maybe they have a porch TV yeah it's fine. 180 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,640 Why would they have a porch TV? 181 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,760 They have a TV and if they had a porch TV we'd see them in the porch that we're standing 182 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,760 in now. 183 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,760 I'm glad you turned that television off otherwise they would see us standing here. 184 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:45,080 Look I don't want to tell them that it's because of the smell but if I did say sorry 185 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:49,520 your daughter smells of piss maybe they would wash her and maybe then we can invite her 186 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,480 but there's always a chance that she will still and let's let's be realistic she smells 187 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,280 like piss most of the time so she'll still smell like piss. 188 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,480 We need to be ready for whatever rebuttal that they send our way about our daughter 189 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,480 okay? 190 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,960 She's not the best. 191 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,040 Yeah we can make sure that she gets invited along so the other kids feel better about 192 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,040 themselves. 193 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,040 Yeah she can be the one that's picked on. 194 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,360 No but not to be picked on. 195 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,880 Well if she's bullied by the crowd she's still in West Stoke. 196 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,280 No but maybe we can negotiate Aaron stop. 197 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:25,560 Aaron maybe we can negotiate terms that collectively we all acknowledge that Julie probably isn't 198 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,720 going places in life but they don't need to say it to her. 199 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:35,120 It's not even just the smell of piss it is the rampant misogyny which is strange from 200 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,520 a seven year old girl. 201 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:41,000 Yeah it's not great but um it sounds like they don't really have much hope in her either 202 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,720 you know I feel a bit bad for Julie and if she didn't smell like piss and if she didn't 203 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,440 have the misogyny thing I would actually start to consider it. 204 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:52,240 I just know that if we go back and she finds out that she hasn't got an invite she's 205 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,880 going to blame it all on you even though you're going to be the better one in this argument 206 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,120 but she's not going to believe that she's going to throw a tantrum and it's not fair 207 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,120 on you. 208 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,120 You do so much. 209 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:08,040 I mean thank you but honestly she makes some compelling arguments and you're the primary 210 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,720 breadwinner in our household. 211 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:14,360 Yeah but she sees you more and that's why she thinks less of you and it's not fair. 212 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,840 I'm going to set her straight at her birthday party. 213 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,920 No no Aaron don't do that if she wants to make her mother cry she can. 214 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,920 No. 215 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,840 She's a little girl and she can do whatever she wants. 216 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,160 Do they have any ladders here? 217 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,640 Maybe we can pretend that we're leaving over ladders that they left at our house. 218 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,480 Why would they have left ladders at our house? 219 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,360 The postman I don't know. 220 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,040 We need a reason to open the door. 221 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,960 I mean we could knock it but I feel like you need to dry your eyes and your nose a bit 222 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,960 first. 223 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,320 Don't tell me what to do you're just like our daughter. 224 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,160 Your t-shirt has damp patches on it from snot. 225 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,960 This isn't a greeley friend. 226 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,400 Given the fact that our daughter. 227 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,400 They're not going to trust us. 228 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,840 They need to trust the parents before they can trust an invite to the daughter. 229 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,960 I love her but I know that she's not great. 230 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,440 I love her but she doesn't love me. 231 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,440 No. 232 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,800 I kind of wish we were recording this so we could actually play it back to let them hear 233 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,240 their problems because this isn't good. 234 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,160 This is not a good nuclear family. 235 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Oh I thought you were wanting to play it back at the party just to amuse the children. 236 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,560 You know what I would actually play it for Julie to give her an idea of why she's not 237 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,360 invited like she's ruining her own family life. 238 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,440 I think that's why they want her to come to the party. 239 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,280 She's creating enough problems at home. 240 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:32,160 I don't think the recording of this would get across how much of piss she smells. 241 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,840 She smells a lot better these days don't you think? 242 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,840 I think so. 243 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:40,480 The second bath before school really has done a little bit of help too. 244 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,480 Aaron I think. 245 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,480 Or am I just nose plight? 246 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,800 No we're just working ourselves up. 247 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,360 I think we just need to bite the bullet here. 248 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,360 Jillian? 249 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,360 Makila? 250 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,360 Hello? 251 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:54,080 They're just shouting through the air box. 252 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,360 Hello is anyone there? 253 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,360 Oh hi. 254 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,360 Hi. 255 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,120 Sorry have yous been there long? 256 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,120 Oh no. 257 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,520 You know what it is. 258 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,400 We had ladders but we left them at our house. 259 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,400 The postman. 260 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,520 You've been intercepting our post? 261 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,880 No the postman he left them. 262 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,920 But we were wondering on that point actually. 263 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,920 Now you bring up your house. 264 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:21,440 The post was intercepted because we noticed that Julie didn't get an invite to the sleepover. 265 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,440 Hello. 266 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,960 Do you have anything you want to say to that? 267 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:30,800 Do you have another copy that you could print off and we could bring it back to Julie? 268 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,640 She's feeling a little excluded from the whole thing. 269 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,480 The other girls are talking about it. 270 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,400 I have allergies that's what this is. 271 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,640 Aaron has allergies. 272 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,680 They're pretty bad in February. 273 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,680 Yeah. 274 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,880 No I think all the invites went out. 275 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:49,920 I'm sure they did Michaela but they maybe just weren't received. 276 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,680 Oh no everyone RSVP'd. 277 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,080 It's ok we got them all back. 278 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:59,680 We were just about to watch Blockbuster on TV here if you don't actually mind. 279 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,480 It's kind of a personal thing. 280 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,560 Oh yeah we could come in and watch that. 281 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,160 It's kind of like a thing that we just do together. 282 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:11,080 We like to do the theme song together and it's just something we used to do whenever 283 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,080 we started dating. 284 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,480 We watched it with Michaela a lot. 285 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,760 She badmouts most of the women at the show. 286 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,760 Yeah. 287 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,760 Sorry I'm getting distracted. 288 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,760 I'm getting distracted. 289 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,780 I think our daughter would make a great addition to the party. 290 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:28,360 She brings a lot of atmosphere and she's a great conversationalist. 291 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,520 You know the way you need a TV in a room? 292 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,000 Something for everyone to look at? 293 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,680 You know like you have in your porch. 294 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,680 That's our daughter. 295 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:39,040 Yeah it's just a small porch television that we have for when we want to watch like television 296 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,240 right before we leave the house. 297 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 Does everybody have that no? 298 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,680 Some of us don't have the money for that Michaela. 299 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,680 But that's okay. 300 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,560 You know what we do have the money for? 301 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,260 We have the money for a daughter. 302 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:53,680 We have the money for a beautiful daughter who has strong opinions about the world and 303 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,960 I support her in those. 304 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,960 And I think- 305 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,960 Not all of them. 306 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,840 We don't support all of them to be frank. 307 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840 What ones? 308 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,640 She's really mean. 309 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,840 She's really mean to me. 310 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,080 She's really mean to Melissa. 311 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,760 I think I deserve it though. 312 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,760 I know. 313 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,360 Maybe some of the time, but not all of the time for sure. 314 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,400 Some of her points are fairly warranted but most of them. 315 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,200 So just mean to the mother but not to the father. 316 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,480 Oh you know she loves me. 317 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,280 She loves me and I frankly don't deserve it. 318 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 I'm never there. 319 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,240 Guys I have a number for a good- it's someone that you might need. 320 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240 A good therapist. 321 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,520 Have they been helping you a lot? 322 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,720 No they help with people who smell like piss. 323 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,720 They're a therapist. 324 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,720 I don't understand. 325 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,720 Sorry I should be clear. 326 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,360 They provide therapy for people who smell quite bad. 327 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:44,120 Julian, I fucking dare you accuse my beloved Julie of smelling like piss. 328 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,120 We don't know that. 329 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,120 Is it either of us? 330 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,120 I can smell your incense. 331 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,120 Is it either of us? 332 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,560 What's that masking? 333 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:54,440 Every time I go to the bathroom I'm thinking of a little child because it just makes me 334 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,960 think of Julie and yeah it's driving me. 335 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,360 It's driving me crazy and I don't want to invite the child into my house. 336 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,080 Oh so it was your decision. 337 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,080 Wow. 338 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:09,120 I was going to suggest giving them Mandy's number because she has that mobile dog washing 339 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,000 van and that might help as well. 340 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,320 This is insult- Aaron stop crying. 341 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:19,640 This is insult to- stop screeching in front of Julian and Michaela please. 342 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,600 You're not really helping us win this argument. 343 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600 Look. 344 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,600 Sorry. 345 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600 I'm strong but- 346 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,280 What can we do? 347 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,080 What can we do to get our daughter an invite piss aside? 348 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,360 I'm a good lawyer. 349 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,040 Do you still want to invite the parents not the child? 350 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040 You want to invite us? 351 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,040 Yeah welcome. 352 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,040 No I think it's time to watch Blockbuster. 353 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:45,160 We talked to you- So we'll just drop her out? 354 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,660 No don't do that. 355 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,540 Don't leave her unattended. 356 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,760 She usually makes her points known pretty quickly and I don't want that to become the 357 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,920 focal point of the party. 358 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,920 You two are pretty mean. 359 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,480 And I know standards. 360 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480 My daughter is horrible. 361 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:06,560 Your shoe cars and your porch television and your spoilt little brat doesn't get to 362 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,960 invite our daughter. 363 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,440 You think I want to invite my daughter into my house? 364 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,080 The thing is that she says to me- 365 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,600 The law says 18. 366 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:19,360 I appreciate the reminder Aaron but she's really damaging my self worth. 367 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,020 I looked it up at work. 368 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,160 You had to look that up as a lawyer? 369 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,880 I'm really mid. 370 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 Good night. 371 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:36,000 Dad, I made these coupons when I was 12. 372 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,680 I'm 35 years old now. 373 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,200 I'm not going to wash your car. 374 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,200 You promised. 375 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,920 I know I promised when I was 12 but look I'm not going to make you a drawing either or 376 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920 be good at school. 377 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,840 How am I even meant to do that? 378 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,400 Well that one isn't as important as cleaning my car is right now. 379 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,560 You should have used them when I was still living here. 380 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,560 Now this is a lesson in contract law, young Jamie. 381 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,840 If you're going to give a gift you should put an expiry date on it. 382 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840 Yeah, no I've learned that. 383 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,000 I've put that on all my future gifts. 384 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,240 Yes, which is why I used those as they were given to me. 385 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:12,320 But this one, I wanted to make sure the car was very dirty and I was getting value for 386 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,320 the coupon. 387 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,680 You're really not going to do this with good faith and I don't think you can enforce a 388 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,080 contract with a 12 year old. 389 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,720 Ah, but you're no longer 12 year old now- 390 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,520 I was when I agreed to this. 391 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,400 That car has 27 years of dirt on it son. 392 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,560 You're going to clean it. 393 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,800 I won't, no. 394 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,120 We've been building to this. 395 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:33,480 Do you know the talk we get around town from this car? 396 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 This is your responsibility. 397 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,060 I went 10 years into this process when I realised what you're doing. 398 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,260 I warned you, I'm not going to clean the car. 399 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:45,760 If you don't clean this car as per our 27 year old contract- 400 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,520 It's barely a contract. 401 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,720 Car isn't even spelled correctly. 402 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,080 Yes, we were worried about your spelling when you were younger. 403 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,920 I mean I was 12, that was too old to not spell car. 404 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,280 Thankfully the hours of tutoring, which cost us so much money. 405 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280 Had a voucher. 406 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,320 Yeah, we all learned a lesson that year. 407 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,180 I'm not afraid to phone Malcolm. 408 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,180 He's not. 409 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,180 Our solicitor. 410 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,180 He's done it before. 411 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,720 And have you removed from the will if you don't clean that car? 412 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,080 I'm okay with that. 413 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,280 I don't know what I would be inheriting. 414 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,320 You're renting the house, the car has no resale value. 415 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:22,020 That is a lot of love put into it, on the inside of it, not the outside. 416 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:25,120 It seems like it has a lot of spite on it. 417 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,680 You'll be inheriting a lot of spite son, a lot of spite. 418 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,840 I've got more than plenty to go around. 419 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:36,240 Now underneath that dirt, there may be a treasure map that leads to the family silver. 420 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,020 Now I've fallen for this before. 421 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:41,240 You eyed it up as a 14 year old and we hid it away. 422 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,160 Look, there's two issues with this. 423 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,160 Number one, it's quite clearly a lie. 424 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:52,160 Number two, even if it wasn't a lie, you have tried drawing a map before and you do 425 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,880 not know north from south from right to left. 426 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,280 It changes constantly on the compass. 427 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,520 How am I supposed to know which is which? 428 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,560 That's why your father drew it this time. 429 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560 Yes. 430 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,480 And the most important thing on the map is just the X that marks the spot. 431 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,480 I was allowed to put it on, but then he had to start again because again, I could not 432 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,280 tell my directional sense. 433 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280 And you also wrote a W. 434 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280 Yes. 435 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,520 But let's propose I do believe that there's silver buried. 436 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:22,040 Could it be in this freshly dug up patch of lawn in the front garden that I can see? 437 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,040 Nope. 438 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040 That's where I thought. 439 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,040 Sorry. 440 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,040 You were also looking for it. 441 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,040 I was looking for it. 442 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,720 I wanted to show that my W was in the right spot and I got it wrong. 443 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720 The W? 444 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,400 The W that I had drawn and he was trying to throw out the map and I said a W's fine. 445 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,760 Look, I'll prove it to you. 446 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,960 Turns out I was wrong. 447 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,320 She can't draw an X. 448 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,960 Now I'm actually looking at the coupon. 449 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,880 It does say I will clean your war. 450 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880 Yeah. 451 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,720 I will do propaganda for any war. 452 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,720 I can live with that. 453 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,000 I could take down the Matthews finally. 454 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,040 I've been wanting to do that for decades. 455 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,360 Ever since they spoiled our petunias. 456 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,520 That nasty dog. 457 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,520 Yes. 458 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,040 You asked about the patch of freshly dug earth. 459 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,040 Oh dear. 460 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,280 That was their dog. 461 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,480 It was already dug. 462 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,520 So we thought we might as well fill it up again with something. 463 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,080 Now you're going to clean up the war. 464 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080 You have to take out the Matthews son. 465 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080 They find out. 466 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,080 Okay. 467 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,280 But that takes up all your coupons. 468 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,880 We're even after this. 469 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:26,160 I'm not cooking you dinner. 470 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,160 That's pretty high. 471 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,640 It's higher than I expected. 472 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,640 Not afraid of heights, are you? 473 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,600 No, no, no, I'm just going to hold. 474 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:37,040 I'm just just holding to the, you know, I'm just, I'm not afraid of heights. 475 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,360 I'm just, I'm scared of plumbing into my death, which I think is very reasonable. 476 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,840 And that is high. 477 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,840 It's high. 478 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,840 You wouldn't die. 479 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,840 You just got injured. 480 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840 Oh, that's so much worse. 481 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840 Oh yeah. 482 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,840 Don't worry about it. 483 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840 How can I not worry about it? 484 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840 You just said to die. 485 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840 That's what I'm saying. 486 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,840 Don't worry. 487 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,800 Look, any injury from this, you can recover eventually. 488 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800 I don't know. 489 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,440 Although if you are going to fall, try and fall on your head. 490 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,240 That way you probably won't survive. 491 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,240 Okay. 492 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,240 I'm just going to. 493 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,240 Okay. 494 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,240 Working for me. 495 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,000 This is a just giving it a go. 496 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,240 Michael still holding his breath. 497 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,240 You're right up there. 498 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,880 I don't think, I don't think I could climb up to that higher branch that he did. 499 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 Oh God. 500 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880 He's at a halfway point. 501 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,840 So he's really got to decide. 502 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,600 Should I keep climbing up the, should I, am I in your way? 503 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600 Yeah. 504 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600 Okay. 505 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600 Okay. 506 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600 Sorry. 507 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600 Okay. 508 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600 Just one at a time. 509 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600 One at a time. 510 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Don't, don't climb over me like last time. 511 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,600 I will get there. 512 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,600 Okay. 513 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,600 Okay. 514 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600 We're coming, Michael. 515 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600 We're coming. 516 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600 I'm fine. 517 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600 I'm okay. 518 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600 The breathing exercises are working just fine. 519 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600 You interrupted me. 520 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600 I'm 521 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:44,160 Did you say one of your kids built this? 522 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,160 Aye. 523 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,160 He did. 524 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160 He's good. 525 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 Is it structurally, did you help him or was it just him? 526 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160 Aye. 527 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,160 He sort of supervised from the ground there. 528 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Like I heard he got a B plus in TD. 529 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160 He did. 530 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 Aye. 531 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,160 That's pretty good. 532 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160 Why didn't he get the A? 533 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160 Was there? 534 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160 Well, you don't want to try too hard. 535 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,160 Do you? 536 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,640 You know, some teachers, they just don't give A's. 537 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,680 Or was there a reason that he didn't give the A? 538 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,920 Look, I just told you hurry up. 539 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,920 Keep moving. 540 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,920 Okay. 541 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,920 I'm moving. 542 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,920 I'm moving. 543 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,920 What's your kid? 544 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,920 No, but I'm not. 545 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 What's your kid built? 546 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,480 Why did that art piece only get a B plus? 547 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,480 A legacy of disappointment. 548 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,480 That's what. 549 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,080 Did it not speak to your soul adequately? 550 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,080 Yeah. 551 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080 How do you like it? 552 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,080 I just, no, but. 553 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,840 How do you like it? 554 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,200 My kid's art project isn't going to plummet me to my death. 555 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200 That's all I'm saying. 556 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200 Okay. 557 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200 I'm still climbing. 558 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,000 I would say spiritual despair is far worse than any physical injury. 559 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Yeah. 560 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Well said. 561 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Thanks. 562 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 All right. 563 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Well, that's maybe fair enough. 564 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Yeah. 565 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 That's what I'm saying. 566 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I'm saying a B plus is good. 567 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 You shouldn't be critical. 568 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,040 No, but I'm just saying that I was wondering if there was a reason. 569 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,040 Jesus Christ. 570 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,480 You really are nosy, aren't you? 571 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,920 No, I just, I'm worried that he only, he didn't get an A because there's like a missing 572 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,920 point. 573 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,920 You worried about my child now, are you? 574 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,920 I know I'm worried about my. 575 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,920 You want to come to the parents teacher conference, do you? 576 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,920 No, I'm too. 577 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,920 They wouldn't let your kid in, that's for sure. 578 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,920 It's too ugly. 579 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,920 You know that grammar skill, right? 580 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:00,920 Yes. 581 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,280 I know what they do with all the ugly, thick kids. 582 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280 Yes. 583 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280 I understand. 584 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,280 He was sent for laps. 585 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280 Okay. 586 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280 He's got a lot of effectiveness. 587 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,920 That's what your child got so hard. 588 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,640 That's an improvement upon last year. 589 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,080 He's ahead of his targets. 590 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,680 Anyway, we're not far here. 591 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,480 There's a bit of a surprise up here in this tree house. 592 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,480 Okay. 593 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,480 We're nearly there. 594 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,480 Okay. 595 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,480 Okay. 596 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,480 Okay. 597 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,480 I mean, I mean, you said something by surprise. 598 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,480 Yeah. 599 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,480 He's going straight over him. 600 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,480 No, no. 601 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,640 You can take your blindfolds off now. 602 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,640 Okay. 603 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,520 Cause it would have been so much easier without the blindfold. 604 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 Oh, oh shit. 605 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 I overshot it. 606 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Okay. 607 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,520 Backwards. 608 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,520 Go backwards. 609 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,520 All right. 610 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520 All right. 611 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,520 I'm not sure. 612 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520 It's it's fucked. 613 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520 I sure just get down. 614 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,520 All right. 615 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520 All right. 616 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,240 Well, now I can see last time I was just feeling the wind and thinking it was high up, but 617 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,520 now I'm like, this is high up. 618 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,520 Oh, good. 619 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520 Good. 620 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,520 This is a good tree house. 621 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,520 Look, I can jump on this. 622 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,040 It's it's sturdy as anything. 623 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,040 That's good. 624 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,080 B plus architecture right there. 625 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,080 You know what? 626 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080 That's not bad. 627 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080 Yeah. 628 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080 That's how's the breathing going? 629 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:04,560 It would be fine if people didn't keep interrupting me because I'm feeling very calm. 630 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,000 I just want to be able to hold my breath for many minutes. 631 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 What now? 632 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Michael, take off your blindfold. 633 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,640 And actually it made me feel a lot better to see how structurally sound. 634 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,000 I don't need to see this. 635 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,960 I do not need to breathe this. 636 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,120 Let me return to my coping mechanisms. 637 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120 Thank you very much. 638 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,680 No, cause it is actually pretty like this is craft. 639 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,680 It is. 640 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,680 I'll be honest. 641 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,720 It's a better B plus than my kids art project. 642 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,120 Oh, I know that. 643 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,800 And look, this is the surprise. 644 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,560 Your kids art project is up here. 645 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,560 Look at that. 646 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,560 Wow. 647 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,640 It's wonderfully mounted by my son. 648 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,640 And it really speaks to you more when contrasted with the horizon. 649 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640 It does. 650 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,640 Yeah. 651 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,640 Wow. 652 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,280 You know, the first time I looked at this, I was surprised he got a B plus. 653 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,280 It did. 654 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,800 It made me wonder if I had a soul. 655 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,160 You kept letting him know. 656 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,520 And I think that's bad parody. 657 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520 I don't know. 658 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,400 I think that I refuse to accept failure because I am the failure. 659 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,960 So I want him to be better than me. 660 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,080 My kid got an A star in music. 661 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,600 Yeah, we all know. 662 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600 He's a prodigy. 663 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,600 He's an ingenue. 664 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,720 He can play those plastic flutes really well. 665 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,720 Recorder. 666 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,720 And you know it. 667 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,160 The kids only in primary school. 668 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,800 I didn't even know they gave A stars to that. 669 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,800 You know what? 670 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,800 You're rubbing off on me. 671 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,120 I should respect the child's development. 672 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,760 I'm just kicking little bits and pieces. 673 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,920 This is sturdy work. 674 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,920 Wow. 675 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,920 You can't even see a nail anywhere. 676 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920 Like there's no nails. 677 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,920 What? 678 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,920 No nails. 679 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,920 What do you mean? 680 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920 There's no nails. 681 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,920 You're not watching grand designs. 682 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,920 We keep telling you to watch grand designs. 683 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,920 I don't watch grand designs. 684 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,920 It's all joints. 685 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,920 They just slid into place. 686 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,080 That seems a bad idea for like this high in the air. 687 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,080 Right. 688 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,080 But you are high in the air. 689 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,080 You're not on the ground are you? 690 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,080 Yeah. 691 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,440 It's good enough for some of the greatest architects in the world, but you're second 692 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,800 guessing it. 693 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,080 Just like your child's artwork. 694 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,080 Okay, right. 695 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,080 Yeah, fair enough. 696 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,080 I have to have a more open mind. 697 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,080 I'm sorry. 698 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,080 Okay. 699 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,440 So why did we why did we come up here again? 700 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,440 Your child's artwork. 701 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,440 Your son's art is here. 702 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,440 Sorry. 703 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440 Was that it? 704 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,920 Why are we prouder of it than you? 705 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,480 You just took me up here just to see my son's art? 706 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:04,520 You do not see how the art reflects their inner turmoil about your parenting style and 707 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,720 how the horizon really highlights the colors? 708 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,760 I just don't think I have an art to say. 709 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760 Sorry. 710 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Why am I here then? 711 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,240 We thought this would be good for you. 712 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240 Oh, okay. 713 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,520 Yeah, we didn't want to exclude you. 714 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:21,040 I'd give your effort and ingenuity getting up here a B minus. 715 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,160 Hey, less of the low blows. 716 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,160 All right. 717 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,240 My child got an A star. 718 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,440 Does that not make me more worthwhile as a person as a peer? 719 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,360 I mean, I think you should give him some parting advice. 720 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,160 You know how to get the best out of your child. 721 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,560 Okay, here's a scenario for you. 722 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,760 Say your kid comes out you with the biggest pile of shit you've ever seen. 723 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,520 Like he's just thrown paint at a dog and then rubbed that dog on a pallet. 724 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,900 He's come at you with that and you and you say that looks as if you've thrown paint on 725 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:55,600 a dog and rubbed it on a pallet and apparently he starts crying. 726 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,600 What? 727 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,240 I'm asking you for advice. 728 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,240 What would you do in this scenario? 729 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240 Breathing exercises. 730 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240 They're really good. 731 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,240 Oh, I see. 732 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,400 Because if I'm breathing, I'm not talking. 733 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,600 And if I'm not talking, I'm not slandering my son. 734 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,080 Yeah, that would be ideal. 735 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080 Yeah, I mean, usually does more to it. 736 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,960 But at this point, I think just shutting up would be a good start. 737 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,960 Yeah, I'll try it. 738 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,720 Hey guys, thank you very much. 739 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:28,520 Get out of my son's treehouse. 740 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,480 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conleth McVeigh. 741 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,400 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 742 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,880 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 743 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:47,040 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keighley, Laura Conlon, Drew Hendry and Jared 744 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,040 Donley. 745 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,680 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 746 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,520 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 747 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,520 Thank you for listening. 748 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:11,080 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.