1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,120 Hey, is there a queue for the microwave at the moment? Or is it just your stuff? Like 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,440 can I get my mushrooms in here after that? 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,600 Um, I've got a couple things that I'm going to be microwaving. Whenever I'm done with 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,640 the sauce, I'm going to be moving on to the steak. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,640 But there's no one after you? 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,760 No, but I'm just letting you know I might be a while. 7 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:23,440 That's okay. That's okay. No, I have 26 mushrooms to microwave. Stuffed mushrooms. Sorry, I 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,440 should clarify. 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,440 Alright, cool. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,880 It's a stuffed mushroom for everyone in the office. I get that you're already sort of 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:32,560 spoken for for lunch. But if you want a side of a stuffed mushroom, I've got a stuffed 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,880 mushroom for you. Not microwaved yet, but it will be if you want it. 13 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,320 I usually take a long time to microwave things because I kind of like being alone. 14 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,080 Oh, no, that's okay. No, I wasn't. 15 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,680 You can come back in like five minutes and I'll be done. 16 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,920 Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to impose. I'm more so treating this as like a virtual queue 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,600 kind of thing. I just wanted to like give my spa after you. 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,160 I'll remember you. Don't worry. 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:01,320 You will come and find me after you're done and make sure that no one else gets the microwave 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,840 before anyone else takes it. Is that okay? 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,840 Yes, that's okay. That's okay. 22 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:30,440 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 23 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:40,840 This here, this is where I keep the supplies. 24 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,680 That's nice. That's really nice. 25 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:47,560 That big steel door. That's what I close down so that no one can see. And of course, the 26 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,800 tarp that I pulled off beforehand. Unfortunately, when I'm in here, I can't get it back over. 27 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,920 So everyone can see the door and I just pray to God that they don't find it in time. 28 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,240 What? You're in the middle of a roundabout, Harry. 29 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:04,680 Yes, my bunker in the middle of a roundabout is, whenever I'm in it, visible to the human 30 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:10,960 eye. Yes, because the tarp, the little camouflage tarp that looks like a pile of roses, I can't, 31 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,680 I haven't worked out a way of closing it over when I'm inside. I could have someone else, 32 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,680 but then... 33 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,680 Harry, you're asking me to die. 34 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,300 No, I'm not asking you to die. I'm showing you this bunker because I thought it was really 35 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:25,560 cool and I put a lot of effort into it, but I was, I just, I have more to show you in 36 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,440 the bunker. I didn't mean to get caught up in the door thing. 37 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,920 I don't want to go inside. 38 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,920 You're not going to go inside? 39 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,080 I'm scared of this. 40 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:38,080 It's fine. We might be in the middle of a roundabout, but it's the safest of all places. 41 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,080 Just drive. 42 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,000 I can't, there's no, there's no, left or right? 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Just drive. 44 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 What, through it? 45 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,640 No, obviously not through it. Just follow the road. 46 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,760 It's been a mistake. It's road just goes in a circle. I don't understand. 47 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,080 Look, mate, just go counterclockwise on it. 48 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,800 What, so, well, what time is it? 49 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,800 Four. 50 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,800 Right. So what does that mean? 51 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,800 You're thinking of mainland Europe here? It's clockwise. 52 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,800 Is it clockwise here? 53 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 I think so. 54 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:00,800 I'm sorry, man. I apologize. 55 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,160 It's a time zone. So does that count? 56 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,000 Well, then it's five o'clock in mainland Europe. So. 57 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 So drive. 58 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,920 Right. Or left. 59 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,640 I'm not the navigator. I'm sitting in the back here. 60 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:14,280 You see the way that car went. You're not the navigator. I'm the driver. So what the 61 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,360 fuck are you then? You're just a passenger, are you? 62 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,360 I am. Yeah. 63 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,800 Right. Well, here's, here's a bit of news for you, mate. 64 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,560 All right. Here's the keys. 65 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,560 You decide. 66 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,560 Fine. Get out. I'll drive. 67 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Fine. 68 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,560 I'm staying in the middle seat. 69 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,560 Yeah, no, that's fine. We know you get carsick anywhere else. 70 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,840 Yeah, no, I have to stay. 71 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,040 I'm sitting in the back. I'm not sitting up the front with him. 72 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Yeah, get out. 73 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,040 Well, I'm not moving over. 74 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Fucking move. 75 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,040 No, I'm staying in the middle seat. 76 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,480 No, I get car fighting. OK. But if I get sick, it's your fault. 77 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,920 Good. Can't you just sit in the front? 78 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,920 No. All right. Well. 79 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 We're not friends. 80 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,360 Yeah, we don't need to be friends. I've had some of my worst enemies sitting in the front 81 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,360 move me. 82 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,560 Tim, you're going to have to get out and go into the front seat. 83 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,920 Yeah, I am. Don't rush me. 84 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 OK, but. 85 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,920 I'm just. All right, fine. Here. 86 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,920 He has to, he has to psych himself up for every little thing. 87 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,920 I'm going. All right. 88 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,360 A number of scenarios running through. You know me. I love scenarios. 89 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,360 Yeah. 90 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,120 What if we go inside and the tarp goes back on? 91 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,600 Then that's better. The door is heavy enough to lift the tarp up. 92 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,600 OK. 93 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,600 It's a very low and weak tarp. 94 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,600 Tell me this is a weak tarp. 95 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,600 It's a weak tarp. 96 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,360 This is a weak tarp. What else have you skimped on in this bunker? 97 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,400 What do you mean? Let's go inside and you can gauge. You can look at all the scenarios 98 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,400 of everything I've skimped on. 99 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,920 Listen, if you open the door, I'll look in, but I'm not descending down those steps. 100 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,440 You have to descend down the steps. It's a 12 foot ladder. You won't see anything other 101 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 than darkness. 102 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,720 Maybe you go down the ladder, describe it, audio describe it to me. 103 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,640 Fine. You know what? I will. I will. Actually, no, I could describe it to you right now because 104 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,280 I've been inside so I could tell you what's there without going inside. 105 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,520 You could describe it and then go inside and see how your description differs. It's funny 106 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,520 how the human mind works. 107 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:50,200 And right. Happy now? Happy I'm in the right seat? 108 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 Yeah, you're in the right seat. 109 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,480 Roll up the window before I drive. I don't want you throwing up. 110 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:59,480 Master, you got to. You got to. You got to. You got to. You got to. You got to. You got 111 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,480 to. 112 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,480 Your car is good. This is really OK. 113 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,000 It's not my car. You saw me get the key. You're the driver. 114 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,160 That doesn't give me ownership. 115 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,480 Well, if we get into an accident, the insurance is on you. So. 116 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,480 If we get an accident, I'll make sure the middle gets it. 117 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,880 Well, we'll get into an accident because I don't know how to drive around this round 118 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,880 thing. 119 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,880 I know how to drive. 120 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,600 I'm taking off my seatbelt. So if we go in an accident, I go straight through the windshield 121 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,680 because I'm done listening to you. 122 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,080 Put on your seatbelt or get out of the goddamn car. I'm not having you die in this car. 123 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,880 Not if you two are keeping fighting. 124 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,680 And get out. We're not going to stop fighting, are we? 125 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,800 Sorry, lads. He's heading down this ladder here. There's a bit of a queue forming just 126 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 and. 127 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 What? Hey. 128 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,840 I said there's a queue here. We just assume that you're going to head down the ladder 129 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,840 somehow. 130 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,840 Harry, I thought this was a secret bunker. 131 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,960 This is my secret bunker. Why is there a queue? 132 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,720 This is everybody's secret bunker. 133 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,080 What? What about the sign inside that says Harry's? 134 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:55,600 Yeah, look, so a bunch of us are getting down there just to remove those signs or replace 135 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,640 them with our own sign. Everyone here has got their sign with their name on it. So if 136 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,920 we can get down there and. 137 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,280 They're like big name badges. Look along the line. There's a lot of people here. 138 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,920 Geraldine, Francis, George. God damn it. 139 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,880 They all know you can read, Harry. Very proud of you. 140 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,320 But anyway, there's a bit of a hold up here. So and there's only so much space here on 141 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,240 the island here in the middle of the roundabout. So if you don't mind. 142 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,880 I see actually as the line actually now beginning to stretch into the road. 143 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,400 It's right in the stretch in the road. So if you just want to. Just go in a circle, 144 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,200 you fucking idiots. Go in a circle. 145 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,200 Harry. 146 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,680 No, but you're standing right in front of the. Can we just if you just like out of the 147 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,680 way. 148 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,680 Go ahead. Fine. Go ahead. I don't want to. 149 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,960 See, when you go down the ladder, could you describe it to me from the bottom? 150 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,960 What's up? 151 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960 Could you describe the bunker? 152 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,960 Oh. 153 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:37,960 Like Neco? 154 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Like Neco. 155 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 It's been quite big. 156 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,960 It's 12 foot at all. 157 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 My god, it's very far away. 158 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 What do you mean it's all gone? 159 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,960 Is that what he said? 160 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:44,960 How dare you? 161 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,960 It's lovely in there. I put a lot of work into that. 162 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,800 Did he say something about going to the toilet? 163 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:59,680 Don't you? Don't you do it? I haven't installed any toilets and facilities yet. 164 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,720 Here comes someone here. I think it's a policeman. 165 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,720 I don't care. 166 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,720 Shut up. 167 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,560 Why would you shut up? I'm not doing anything wrong. 168 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,240 All right, Lance. And what are we doing today? 169 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,080 I'm not getting out of the car, officer. 170 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,200 I don't know. He wants me to shush for some reason. 171 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,760 It's just put your hands where I can see them. 172 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Yeah, down the wheel. 173 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,000 Lance, Lance, Lance. Have you never seen a roundabout before? 174 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,760 I know what a roundabout is. 175 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,480 Definitely. I've heard it. This is my car. I've heard of them. 176 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,480 Roundabout quiz, Lance? 177 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:34,080 Oh, yeah. It's a way of talking about something without saying what it is. 178 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,080 There you go. 179 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,720 Roundabout quiz number two. Which way round do you go? 180 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 Hold on. Hold on. 181 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,720 About. 182 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,400 Guys, we've got to get our answers together. 183 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,800 Look, it doesn't matter what they say. I'm the driver. 184 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Who's the driver? 185 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 It's me. Yeah. 186 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,800 You're responsible. Final answer. How do you go round? 187 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 About. 188 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 All right. About. 189 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,560 You know what? I'm not going to say it. 190 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,560 It's a trick question. 191 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,920 Shut the hell up. Get out of the car. You know what? I'm done with you. 192 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,920 Get out of the car. 193 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,920 No, get out of the car. 194 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:57,920 Fine. 195 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,360 Get out of the car. That's two on one. That's my car. 196 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,360 Push him. 197 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,360 You guys do this every time. 198 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,360 There you go. 199 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,360 I haven't been seatbelt bucked on. Push him out. 200 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,360 Fine. Okay. 201 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,360 Get out of the car. 202 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,360 You know what? I'm not going to answer your question. 203 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,080 I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. Okay? 204 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,440 How has this happened? This was my secret bunker. 205 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,080 Oh. I... 206 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:18,040 When you said it was a secret bunker, well initially I got very excited. 207 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,040 I understand why. 208 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 I put it on the forums. 209 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,320 I've told you to stop using the forums. 210 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,000 I've tried very hard to stop using the forums. 211 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,200 No one likes your comments. You often get down voted. 212 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:33,120 Just because what I say is unpopular doesn't mean it's not true. 213 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,120 Most of it's untrue. 214 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,360 It's weird though that they believe this. There was a secret bunker on a roundabout. 215 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:43,480 I mean enough people are going to see it for some of them to come check it out. 216 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,880 A secret bunker in the middle of the roundabout, in the middle of the town. 217 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:47,880 People are going to check that out. 218 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,680 Makes the top thing look insignificant. 219 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,640 Yeah. We have bigger problems. 220 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:53,640 Our friendship is failing. 221 00:08:53,640 --> 00:09:00,920 It is. I can't believe I've shown you another bunker and the town has stolen it from me. 222 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:01,960 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 223 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,920 I know you put a lot of effort and money into these things. 224 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,920 Twice. 225 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,920 Sorry. 226 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,640 I didn't skimped it at all. 227 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640 You skimped on it? 228 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,640 I skimped on everything. 229 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:16,480 Yes. Right. That's all I needed. All I needed was the two minutes. 230 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 Unbelievable. 231 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,000 It wasn't even two minutes. Probably much less than two minutes. 232 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Wait, where's your sign? 233 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Where do you think it is? 234 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Did you put your sign up? 235 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,640 And my sign will be replaced by Francis. 236 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,920 Francis' sign will be replaced with the person next to the queue. 237 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920 So on and so forth. 238 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,920 Let's go. 239 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,920 That's the way it goes in the secret bunker. 240 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,920 Hey, that's my sign. 241 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,920 Right now I have to venture out in the middle of traffic. 242 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,640 I just got hit by a car. 243 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,520 I don't know why they don't look when they cross. 244 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,520 It's a roundabout. 245 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,920 I'll need a witness statement from you. 246 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,880 I'm all right, guys. Don't worry about me. 247 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,880 That's my car. 248 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,720 I think it was going the wrong way in the roundabout. 249 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,720 I didn't look. 250 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,280 Unfortunately, you're going to be charged with not understanding a roundabout and entering 251 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,280 one anyway. 252 00:09:55,280 --> 00:10:02,920 I know what a roundabout is. 253 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,920 What sort of sauce? 254 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,800 What sauce do you think goes with a steak? 255 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800 I think it's pepper. 256 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Oh, I thought just tomato. 257 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 It's very red. 258 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,360 No, that's the light from inside the microwave causing that. 259 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,040 How do you cook your steak? 260 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,040 In the microwave. 261 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,040 That's why I'm here. 262 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,040 Pretty rare. 263 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,440 I mean, no, actually, I do it for at least seven minutes. 264 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 That's not going to be rare. 265 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,920 It's going to be cooked well through. 266 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,480 I don't like the idea of getting poisoned by a steak. 267 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,480 Boiled. 268 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,480 What? 269 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,480 What? 270 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,480 It'll be boiled. 271 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,480 You mean it'll be boiled? 272 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,480 The moisture in the steak. 273 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,480 It'll be microwaved and it will. 274 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 It's not what happens, is it? 275 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,480 It will bubble. 276 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,480 It'll like vibrate, I think. 277 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480 Vibrate? 278 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,360 Sorry, are you laughing at the way I'm cooking my steak? 279 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,520 I've just had bad experiences with people frying things in pans before whenever it comes 280 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,520 to steaks. 281 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,520 I just thought. 282 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,520 Whenever it comes to sauces as well. 283 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,520 Sorry, I'm talking now. 284 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,820 I think you're done talking about your mushrooms. 285 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,320 I heard enough about that. 286 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,320 26. 287 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,200 One for each person in the office. 288 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,560 Sorry, I heard Dave raising his voice. 289 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,200 Are you bothering Dave about his steak? 290 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200 Sorry, Malcolm. 291 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200 Sorry. 292 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 Are you OK, Dave? 293 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200 Because I need you. 294 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200 Yeah, no. 295 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 I'm sorry for shouting. 296 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,200 For a reason, my voice is hoarse. 297 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200 No, no, no. 298 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,840 You can shout if you want. 299 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,840 That's what I'm saying. 300 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,640 If you need to get it out, because this is an important meeting, I need you to top your 301 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,560 game and if you want to shout, I don't want you in there frustrated. 302 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,720 I won't be frustrated if my steak's cooked. 303 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,880 Yeah, I was surprised to actually even see anyone in here because usually it's like, 304 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,880 oh, Dave's in the kitchen. 305 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,240 Stuffed mushroom day. 306 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,920 I was celebrating on behalf of everyone in the office. 307 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:32,640 Oh, is this one of those things that they just say online like, oh yeah, it's soap day 308 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,960 or something like that, just to try and like, I don't know, make a social media post? 309 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,560 Is that why they do that? 310 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,080 To just like have content. 311 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,880 It's like, all right, it's Tuesday. 312 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,200 There's nothing going on in the office. 313 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,520 Let's just say it's sock day. 314 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,840 Oh, post if you've like ever lost a sock. 315 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,720 Oh, I haven't lost a sock in a long time. 316 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,800 I'm pretty good with just, you know, bundling them together to make sure that they're all 317 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,800 there. 318 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,840 Like you have to be a bit of a... 319 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:03,240 If you check, Dave, there are six mushrooms in the Google doodle today. 320 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240 I'm sorry. 321 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,320 There's two on the lowercase G. The L obviously isn't a mushroom. 322 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:12,040 Yeah, but I do actually have to speak to you about this because you can't force HR to send 323 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,200 out emails about it being a specific day anymore. 324 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,920 I wouldn't say it's forcing. 325 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,280 The email that we all got this morning, HR had to send out. 326 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,140 You've, I don't like this. 327 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:25,000 I don't like this accusation of had to send out. 328 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,960 I'm just gently reminding people. 329 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,960 Gently. 330 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,880 Dude, you were taking up my microwave time. 331 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,520 You wouldn't stop talking about the mushrooms. 332 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,320 I don't, I don't, I don't care. 333 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320 I really don't care. 334 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,080 I just like to be alone with the microwave. 335 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,080 Okay. 336 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,080 Just hearing that. 337 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,080 Sorry. 338 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,080 This is a bit... 339 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,080 Don't let it out. 340 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,080 Let it out. 341 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,880 It's just the hum is just, if I can focus on that for the seven minutes while the steak 342 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,160 is cooking, whenever I boil that on, huh? 343 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,520 It's not going to be boiling. 344 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,520 It's not going to be boiled. 345 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,840 You can't boil a meat. 346 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:57,640 I mean, in furnace can boil a meat, but I wouldn't say you could boil a meat in a microwave. 347 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,640 I've been... 348 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,640 Let it out, Dave. 349 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,640 Let it out. 350 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,480 I've been, I have been putting my steak in the microwave for a long time. 351 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,960 I think I'd know if it was boiled or not. 352 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,840 For a long time or for six minutes. 353 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,840 He's been here for three years. 354 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,600 He's been here for three years in a microwave my steak. 355 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600 Every single day. 356 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 Okay, right. 357 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,880 There's the sauce done at least. 358 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880 Seven minutes. 359 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,360 Classic starts with the sauce first. 360 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,360 Yeah. 361 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,360 Fine. 362 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,360 I like to let it cool down just a little bit. 363 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,360 Yeah, of course. 364 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,360 Oh. 365 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,920 I like to talk about your microwave time and you don't seem to be letting me get awarded 366 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,920 edgewise. 367 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920 Because he likes to be alone. 368 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,920 I like to be alone. 369 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,000 I let you do all the talking at the start. 370 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,560 I didn't want to say anything. 371 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,560 I didn't want... 372 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:40,360 I told you I'll be like five minutes, which on me, okay, it's going to be at least seven 373 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,860 whenever I get this steak started. 374 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,680 But then after that, it's yours. 375 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,400 You can talk to whoever is in the kitchen. 376 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400 That's fine. 377 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,960 I just want to reserve my space in the queue. 378 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,960 I was just curious about... 379 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,960 We did that. 380 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,960 We did that. 381 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,960 You reserved your space. 382 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960 You were telling me in such an in-depth... 383 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960 I've reserved the microwave. 384 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,160 ...the large veins full of fat are bulging right now. 385 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 Yeah. 386 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,520 Do you know how much blood isn't getting to my heart right now because it's going to the 387 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,520 beans? 388 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,920 You eat a lot of red meat is the impression that I'm getting from you, Dave. 389 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,920 Probably too much. 390 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,920 Oh, well, I mean, it's kind of obvious. 391 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920 It's kind of obvious. 392 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,400 I kind of told you that a microwave is a steak. 393 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 I don't know, Dave. 394 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 Christ, yeah. 395 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 This is probably... 396 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Is this good for my blood pressure, do you think? 397 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,080 It's probably not, though, but it would be great for the meeting. 398 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,600 If you go in hot and heavy, scare those builders, that'll be great. 399 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,360 Do you have a problem with me using the toaster? 400 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,400 This is Dave's alone time in the kitchen. 401 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,400 Yeah. 402 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,400 What do you think? 403 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,400 It's a communal kitchen. 404 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,400 You can put something in the toaster, but I would ask that it doesn't require commentary. 405 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 No, I don't want to give it commentary. 406 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,400 OK, then do that. 407 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,400 Put stuff in the toaster and don't talk about it. 408 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,400 I'll keep an eye on it. 409 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,400 I'll give you a shout whenever it's ready, if you want. 410 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,400 I didn't want to know the details about what you were doing in the microwave. 411 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,400 I just wanted to know, is there anyone after you? 412 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,400 And I told you. 413 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,400 I told you. 414 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,400 You've got a space. 415 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400 You'll be next. 416 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,400 So wait till I'm done. 417 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,400 If you want to put stuff in the toaster. 418 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,400 You're in the entire process to get there. 419 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,400 I mean, I'm surprised you didn't go to the the Maillard reaction. 420 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400 I told you this at the start. 421 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,400 There were also several silences that you filled with questions about his cooking habits. 422 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400 I think it's weird. 423 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400 OK, reserve judgment. 424 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400 I think it's weird to give stuffed mushrooms to everyone. 425 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,400 It's stuffed mushroom day, Dave. 426 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,400 It's stuffed mushroom day. 427 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400 Well, guess what? 428 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400 I don't care. 429 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400 It's my steak day. 430 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400 Is it micro steak day? 431 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,400 Yeah, no, that's every day for you. 432 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400 Yeah. 433 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400 Crazy. 434 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,400 Is there a doodle for your meal of choice? 435 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Why would there be a specific doodle for my meal of choice? 436 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:30,400 Oh, maybe if I contact Google, they'll be able to give me a specific doodle based on my fucking cookies or something. 437 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400 That works. 438 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,400 I mean, the man who had steak for three years in a row, that kind of deserves a doodle. 439 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,400 You can just contact Google. 440 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,400 That guy that eats like a load of Big Macs, did he have a doodle or something like that? 441 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,400 No, he died before they got it through. 442 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400 Oh, God, really? 443 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400 Yeah. 444 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 He was like a hero to me. 445 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:50,400 Every break in this office, he had a long time in the kitchen to order a Big Mac. 446 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Do you need me in on this meeting to take any notes? 447 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400 Can I make a request? 448 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,400 No to that. 449 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Don't want you in the meeting. 450 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,400 Oh, why do you get to start handing out mushrooms? 451 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,400 We don't know the allergies of these builders and we really need our parking spaces back. 452 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,400 I factored in 26 mushrooms, 25 now. 453 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 What do you mean 25 now? 454 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400 I think you revoked mushroom rights, Dave. 455 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400 Thank God. 456 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400 I don't care. 457 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,400 I'm glad. 458 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,400 You still have 26 mushrooms then. 459 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400 How big are they? 460 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,400 25 for circulation. 461 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,400 They're stuffed mushrooms. 462 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,400 They're portobello mushrooms. 463 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 They're sizable. 464 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,400 It would have been a great size for the steak. 465 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,400 That's going to take forever to put in a microwave. 466 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,400 Are you going to stack them? 467 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,400 There's maybe two mushrooms a microwave, if lucky. 468 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:36,400 Well, how about maybe for future we could get another microwave and I'll just put that 469 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,400 in like, you can stick a microwave anywhere. 470 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 That's ridiculous. 471 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400 That's ridiculous. 472 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 Stuffed mushroom day is once a year. 473 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,400 Yeah, but so I can have a bit of a long time. 474 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,400 With two microwaves? 475 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:51,400 I'll put the microwave in the bathroom and I'll just go into the bathroom, lock the 476 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 door and microwave it in there. 477 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,400 It's protected from everything else. 478 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400 It's true. 479 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,400 There's a vacuum in there so it can't get any of the gross stuff. 480 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Dave, if you get our parking spaces back, you can put a microwave wherever you want. 481 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400 Put one in the parking space. 482 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400 I don't care. 483 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400 That'd be perfect. 484 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:12,400 There are too many tents here in the campground. 485 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,400 You could say it's intense. 486 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,400 I didn't hire you for your quips and puns, Dominic. 487 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,400 I hired you for marketing purposes. 488 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 You were supposed to fill this campground. 489 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Well, Marcus, it's hard when all you have is, well, I wasn't completely honest with 490 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400 you. 491 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,400 I didn't go to marketing school. 492 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 I knew it. 493 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400 I knew it. 494 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,400 Sebastian, have you been listening this entire time? 495 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,400 I'm going to open the door. 496 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400 I knew it. 497 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,400 I knew. 498 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 I'll close the door behind you. 499 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400 Thanks. 500 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Hey, let me back in. 501 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 Oh, sorry. 502 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400 I didn't mean to put you out there. 503 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400 Let me back in again. 504 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Wait. 505 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400 Oh, a lot of it. 506 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,400 Sebastian, first of all, this is incredibly bad etiquette. 507 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:57,400 I was eavesdropping because I haven't trusted this guy since he was hired. 508 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,400 That last marketing campaign was useless. 509 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400 Dominic, what do you mean? 510 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,400 You tried to sell RVs campground. 511 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,400 You tried to give them plots of land. 512 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400 People will build a life here. 513 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:13,400 You could have year round business if you just encourage people to stay. 514 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,400 Sebastian, give Dominic some credit here. 515 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,400 You know, we don't know. 516 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,400 We're not in the marketing world. 517 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,400 You don't know that this wouldn't work. 518 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Although now you've also said that you didn't go to marketing school. 519 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,400 So now I don't know what to think. 520 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Well, look, I'm just very passionate. 521 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400 That's how they got me. 522 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,400 They were like, you should stand at the window. 523 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,400 You should get into this. 524 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,400 And I was like, I don't have any money. 525 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,400 Like you will one day and once you do come back to marketing school. 526 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,400 I thought I'd just bring that joy to other people, you know. 527 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,400 I guess marketing is just con men trying to trick normal people. 528 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400 I'm a proud marketeer. 529 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400 It's like pioneer, but marketing. 530 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400 Wow. 531 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400 That's the first thing I learned. 532 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400 But you didn't go to school. 533 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,400 I heard it through the glass. 534 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,400 Ah man, after my own ears. 535 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,400 Hold on a second. 536 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,400 So you did go to marketing school. 537 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:56,400 Well, it came through a bit muffled, you know, because they realized eventually they added more glass the longer the semester went on. 538 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400 Hold on. 539 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,400 So you went to marketing school, you just didn't get a formal qualification. 540 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,400 I didn't get it. 541 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,400 I'm like you in that sense, Dominic Marcus. 542 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,400 You didn't have a formal education. 543 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,400 Hold on a second. 544 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,400 How do you know my real name is Dominic Marcus? 545 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400 Well, I didn't. 546 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400 I just sometimes say my own name to give myself confidence. 547 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400 Sebastian. 548 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400 That was week one. 549 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400 What? 550 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400 I was trying it out. 551 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 Did it work? 552 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 No. 553 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:29,400 I know what kind of do for you there. 554 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah, I just what's the rules with like what kind of keys you can cut. 555 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400 If you own them, I'll cut them. 556 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 Okay. 557 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400 If I own the lock. 558 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400 Yeah. 559 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,400 Well, that's implied. 560 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400 It's not necessarily. 561 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400 Sometimes I just have a lock and I lost the keys. 562 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400 Do you need your shoes resold while you're here? 563 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,400 You may as well. 564 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 While we're talking, he'll do that. 565 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,400 That's what I do. 566 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400 So I just. 567 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,400 I just said, usually it's the same guy doing. 568 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,400 Well, no here we do it separately and I like to get started first. 569 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,400 Cause his takes a wee bit longer. 570 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Like, yeah. 571 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400 So if you do want to, I'd prefer the ask me now. 572 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Otherwise you're wasting my time. 573 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400 Okay. 574 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Just one moment. 575 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,400 Do you also do it? 576 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,400 Soul shoes? 577 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,400 No. 578 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,400 I resold the shoes. 579 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400 I just wanted to check. 580 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400 But he does also cut keys. 581 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400 Yeah. 582 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,400 All right. 583 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400 Not here. 584 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,400 No. 585 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400 Right. 586 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400 Do you do it cheaper? 587 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400 I can't say that's part of my deal. 588 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400 Is it more discreet? 589 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,400 To sell the shoes here is that I don't discuss keys in the premises. 590 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400 Oh, sorry. 591 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,400 Is there any rules against which shoes you will resold and what we saw? 592 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,400 So we were dealing with this customer, sir. 593 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,400 So I just, is there any rules or legalities around which shoes you will resold and won't 594 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 resold? 595 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400 Show them the contract. 596 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 Will you? 597 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,400 I only resource shoes that you own and are legally yours. 598 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 What about the feet? 599 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 What are you going on about? 600 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Do you mean whose feet will go in the shoes? 601 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Yeah, if the feet aren't mine, the shoes are mine. 602 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400 There won't be any feet in the shoes when I resold them. 603 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400 We're not that kind of business. 604 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400 That's next door. 605 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 Sounds like you don't mind. 606 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 Okay. 607 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400 No, that's great. 608 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400 But if you need that, hold on, hold on. 609 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400 He does those as well. 610 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400 You do those. 611 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400 I do those, but not here. 612 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400 He does. 613 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,400 Yeah. 614 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,400 Not here. 615 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,400 In our contract, he can't discuss doing shoes with the feet in them while we're in this 616 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400 premises. 617 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400 Just like I can't discuss doing keys. 618 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,400 Okay. 619 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 I don't need feet in them. 620 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,400 I just need my shoes resold. 621 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:13,400 Well, then I'd rather you ask me to do it now because I want to get started rather than 622 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400 have them. 623 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400 And you're actually second here because there's a customer here. 624 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400 Yeah, no, no. 625 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400 I mean, I'm taking off my shoes as you're talking. 626 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400 No, I know. 627 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,400 Sorry. 628 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,400 I didn't mean to cut in line. 629 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,400 I just wanted to ask a question or else I'd have to go somewhere else. 630 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,400 Don't just say, here are my shoes, if they could get resold. 631 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400 Sorry. 632 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 It was confusing because the shop is called Cut In Line and that's- 633 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400 But that's not what you do. 634 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400 It's not an instruction. 635 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,400 No. 636 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400 Okay. 637 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,400 See, I didn't actually read the store name. 638 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400 I just walked in and then- 639 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,400 Just walked straight into the conversation. 640 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,400 Yeah. 641 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,400 You're very rude. 642 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,400 You've taken your shoes off, but where's the proof they're theirs? 643 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400 That was unnecessary. 644 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,400 I mean, they're feet, so they could be anyone's. 645 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,400 That's an excellent question. 646 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,400 And you know what? 647 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,320 You're the first free-solder to actually ask me that. 648 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,840 Some of these Kylo sellers, they just, they come in, they don't care what they're doing. 649 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840 But me- 650 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,920 I mean, that's why I was asking if there's rules, but the key's cutting as well. 651 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,920 Because I don't- 652 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:56,920 He sounds like a mystery surer. 653 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,920 Could be, you know? 654 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,920 I think he is. 655 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,240 I mean, I can't say or I can't say. 656 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,040 I've got like an online receipt from when I bought them. 657 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040 Do you accept those? 658 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,400 Like in my emails? 659 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,240 Well, if you go next door, they can print it out for you. 660 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,240 Oh, you need to print it? 661 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240 I need to see it. 662 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240 For a copy for- 663 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,240 I can't go to you on my phone. 664 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240 I can see you getting ready to interrupt me. 665 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,240 Don't even interrupt me sir. 666 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,240 I can- 667 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,240 I am in line right now. 668 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,240 You always waste your turn. 669 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:23,400 I thought you were about to leave and it's just, I have printed photos of me wearing 670 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,400 my shoes. 671 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400 Say, a printout is real. 672 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,960 If it's on the phone, it might not be. 673 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960 I also have- 674 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,960 So do you print it out? 675 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960 It exists? 676 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,960 Printed photos of my key. 677 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,280 Oh, so you have keys as well? 678 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,440 No, I would like this key recreated. 679 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,640 I don't have it anymore, but I have a photo of it. 680 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,640 I don't know if that's possible. 681 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,640 Hold on. 682 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,640 That looks a lot like my key. 683 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,640 What? 684 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,600 That is something that I do, but not here. 685 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,080 A lot of keys look the same though. 686 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080 So- 687 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,080 No, no, but hold on. 688 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,080 Let me just hold it next to the foot. 689 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,080 Yeah, they're the same key. 690 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,080 Oh, well that's great. 691 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,080 Can I just have a cut of his key then? 692 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,640 That actually solves a lot of problems because I figured that would have been quite hard 693 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,640 to cut. 694 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,640 Well, you do have a photo of it, so I'll do that for you. 695 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,640 Yeah, okay. 696 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,920 But if it's his key, then it doesn't belong to him. 697 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,640 So then how can it be his to be getting cut in the first place? 698 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,640 Don't worry. 699 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,640 The lock is mine. 700 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,640 The lock's his. 701 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,640 Have you got a photo of the lock? 702 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,640 I don't. 703 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,640 Yeah, there you go. 704 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,640 Because I still have it. 705 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,920 We'll get a photo of it and print it out next door, but I suppose- 706 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,920 It would have to be a printout. 707 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,920 We don't take it on the phone. 708 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,920 No. 709 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,720 Because I can't bring the lock here because it's, I could bring you to the lock, but I 710 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720 don't think it's due calls. 711 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,440 No, well, if we were to do that, then we wouldn't be here. 712 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,920 So we couldn't do what we're supposed to do. 713 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,920 Sorry, it was a stupid thought. 714 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,920 Stupid thought. 715 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,240 But if I'm not here, I can look at it because then I can do keys as well. 716 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,240 But as long as I'm here, I can't talk about the keys. 717 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,240 No, no, that's fair enough. 718 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,240 He's actually said too much. 719 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,240 Makes sense. 720 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,240 Sure. 721 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,240 I hope that doesn't affect my rating. 722 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:41,880 I'm sure you've been very diligent in checking the shoe ownership, I respect that. 723 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,960 I'm more concerned that we seem to be sharing the same lock. 724 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,720 Is this for a storage box? 725 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,400 Oh no, no, mine's for my apartment. 726 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400 Oh, okay. 727 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,480 So then we should be fine. 728 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,800 I don't like it. 729 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:58,600 My key is for like a post box at the bottom of apartment complex I use. 730 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,080 22 Bridge Street. 731 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,560 Yeah, mine's for an apartment, but 29 Riverside View. 732 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,600 Look, you're in the business. 733 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,600 Yes. 734 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,560 Is there someone selling identical locks? 735 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,800 No, I don't do that. 736 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,440 Not here, but I do do it elsewhere. 737 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,280 So, okay, but he does know how many keys and locks there are, but he can't tell you. 738 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,880 I can tell you there, but I can't tell you here. 739 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880 I'm just concerned for my safety. 740 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,520 I can tell you how many shoes there are. 741 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,160 I mean, if you were to tell me, come in here and say, I have the same shoe as someone else. 742 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,160 Is that possible? 743 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,160 I could tell you. 744 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,160 But not here. 745 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160 I mean, do I have the same shoes as someone else? 746 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,160 He can't tell you. 747 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,160 Well, I can tell you, but not here. 748 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,160 Okay, so I misunderstood. 749 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,640 Well, you don't have your shoes anymore. 750 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,640 Do you have them with you? 751 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,640 I mean, it's the ones on the counter. 752 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640 I need a printout. 753 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,640 How do we know they're yours? 754 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 I have a printout of my shoes. 755 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,720 If that's a printout of these shoes, I can tell you. 756 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720 It's not. 757 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,160 It's a printout of the shoes I'm currently wearing, but I could give them to you. 758 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,280 And is that proof? 759 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,480 Because it's me wearing the shoes. 760 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,480 So is that proof of me? 761 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,000 Well, if you want them redone, you're second. 762 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 That's fair enough. 763 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 So I have to wait for him to find. 764 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Okay. 765 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Yeah. 766 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,520 I would have to go home and there's a lot of broken glass outside. 767 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520 Right. 768 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520 So you go and do that. 769 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,520 And then when you come back, we'll deal with you. 770 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,520 Then we'll deal with him. 771 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,960 I can't get into my apartment without the key. 772 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Well, once you get back and deal with that, we can sort you out. 773 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,960 Okay. 774 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960 I'll figure it out. 775 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960 Are you guys just on Yelp? 776 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,960 No, we're here. 777 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:21,960 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Colin Lutham McVeigh. 778 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,840 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 779 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,320 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 780 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:35,560 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keely, Laura Conlon, Jared Donnelly, Paul 781 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,960 Moon, Niall McKenna and Aaron Marshall. 782 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,620 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 783 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:46,520 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 784 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,560 Thank you for listening. 785 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:58,720 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.