1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Number... number 17. 1 and 7. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,000 Jerry, you're being too loud. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:08,500 Shut up. 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:11,200 I have that one. I have 7. I have 1 in 7. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,700 That's 17. Well done. 6 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:14,300 Well done, Patrick. 7 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,200 Yes. 8 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,900 They need to be able to hear the numbers. 9 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,800 Jerry, they'll hear us upstairs. 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,800 Just sit further away from them. 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,300 No, I'm saying we're not meant to be down here. 12 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,900 They'll hear us if we shout the numbers too loud. 13 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:30,200 You were complaining two minutes ago about the balls rustling too loudly. 14 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,600 I'm just worried. 15 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,100 While they do, they come down here and they find us playing bingo. 16 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,300 What are they going to do? They kicked us out of there. 17 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,800 I don't know. How much further can they kick us down? 18 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,800 Exactly. There's no more floors. We're in the basement. 19 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,600 Just worried. 20 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,400 3 in 5. 21 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,100 35. 22 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:50,100 I had 3 and I thought you were going to stop. 23 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,200 No, I kept going so I didn't... 24 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,000 You did die. 25 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,900 That's tricky with this bingo. 26 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,500 Can you do it with a bit more flair? 27 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,600 I'm here for the pageantry. 28 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,800 I don't need to win at this. 29 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,000 Functional bingo is the best kind of bingo. 30 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,700 We'll get more games done that way. 31 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:08,500 That's not how Jimothy used to perform it. 32 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,800 He had so much pizzazz. 33 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:15,900 He died with the courage of a thousand street performers. 34 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,500 Now he's in the ground. 35 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,700 So let's just get a... 36 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,800 Do you want a wee bit of flair? 37 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,200 Yeah. 38 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,000 How about this? 39 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,100 Bring it on. 40 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,200 Give us a second. Let me... 41 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,600 Right. Quiet though. 42 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,100 Quiet flair. 43 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:28,900 Understated flair. 44 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,000 That's right. 45 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,800 Alright, let me try. 46 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:31,900 Don't go too big with it. 47 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:33,800 Yeah. A natural charisma. 48 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,600 Right. A quiet elegance. 49 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,600 Hold on. Here we go. 50 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,000 Right. 51 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,900 90. 52 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:45,900 Oh, that felt like you could have been like the prince of a Eastern European country in the 12th century. 53 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,900 I love the way you said it, but these go up to 85. 54 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,700 Oh, sorry. 55 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:50,600 6. 56 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,500 Thank you. 57 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:55,300 I love the pageantry of it, but do read the numbers correctly. 58 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,500 There's only so much I'm willing to put up with. 59 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 I'm gonna rat yousins out. 60 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,500 Oh, come on now. 61 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,900 And then where will yous be? 62 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,000 Somewhere else. 63 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:03,600 Yeah. 64 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,600 You don't want that. 65 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,100 No. 66 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:05,700 No, we don't. 67 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,600 We're the only four left. 68 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,400 We can't go out like that. 69 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,000 We can't go out betraying and backstabbing again. 70 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 This game's gone on for too long. 71 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,100 How long have I been playing this? 72 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,700 I know there's only four of us, but you three have the cards. 73 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,200 I haven't got many of the numbers. 74 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,400 I've got so many of the numbers, but no lines or anything. 75 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,900 It's, I mean, statistically unlikely. 76 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,500 Honestly, I've been so worried. 77 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,100 I haven't been marking the numbers down. 78 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,200 Classy. 79 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,800 90. 80 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Again. 81 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,800 You read the shit. 82 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,200 You read the same one, and you read it incorrectly. 83 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,200 It's the same ball. 84 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,100 I think I have stamped 42 like five times. 85 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,300 Are you putting them back? 86 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,300 I'm sure I'll lose them. 87 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,800 They'll roll off the table. 88 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,100 It looks very full, to be fair. 89 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:48,900 Yeah. 90 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,100 What if we all just think of numbers? 91 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:54,200 And we agree on the number, and then we'll mark it off. 92 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,200 90. 93 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,100 That's too many. 94 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,700 This is the first number that came to my head. 95 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:58,400 Sorry. 96 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,000 How do we feel about four? 97 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,800 Six. 98 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,900 Four's not bad. 99 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,900 We had four and six. 100 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:03,500 How about five? 101 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:04,100 That's a good compromise. 102 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,000 I could do 12. 103 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,800 Oh, God. 104 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,100 I'll go as far as nine. 105 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,600 I still think 12 is the right way to go here. 106 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,200 I think you can sweep the deal again. 107 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,400 I'm up to at least 10. 108 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,800 We'll throw something in for him. 109 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,400 I'm not going to sway. 110 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,200 My opinion is as valid as anyone in this group, and I say 12 is the right deal. 111 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,500 He who holds the balls holds the powers. 112 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,000 We're not even using them now. 113 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,500 How about we all just pick our own numbers then? 114 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,600 Bingo! 115 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,000 Oh, well done. 116 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,100 Bingo, bingo, bingo! 117 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:29,900 They're down here. 118 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,000 Let's get them. 119 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Come on! 120 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Come on! 121 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,500 They'll never take me alive! 122 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,500 Stop kicking us! 123 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,500 Please, don't! 124 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,000 Please, don't! 125 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Welcome. 126 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,500 Back to Dunbracken. 127 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 My head. 128 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I have no idea what happened last night. 129 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,500 I just... 130 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,000 I'd say they threw you in about 2 a.m. 131 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Something like that. 132 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Yeah, they threw us in about that time. 133 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,500 You're one crazy bastard. 134 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,000 Oh, why did I go out drinking with you? 135 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,500 Well, I didn't. 136 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,500 You... you met at the bar. 137 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,000 Yeah, we did. 138 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Yeah, we did. 139 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,500 We drank all those shots. 140 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:58,500 See, it's crazy that you only just met last night, but you've got this kind of chemistry between you that I just can see seeping into the atmosphere, you know what I mean? 141 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,000 Even when you were asleep and you were just staring at him watching. 142 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah, it's like... 143 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 You staring at me? 144 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 It's like your eyes were open the whole time. 145 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,500 Making sure you're okay. 146 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,000 My buddy, buddy for life after last night. 147 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,500 He was watching us too. 148 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,000 He thought we were maybe a little shifty, but... 149 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,500 No, we're just a couple of folks that have been in here a bit. 150 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,000 About two days now. 151 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Two days? 152 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah, that's right. 153 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Is this not a rest? 154 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Is this like an overnight cell? 155 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Oh, it is, yeah. 156 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 But they said we're gonna let us out and then we punched the guy. 157 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Oh. 158 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 To be clear, the guy I punched was him and then he punched me. 159 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 We did have a bit of a fight, but now we're... 160 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Now we're good. 161 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 But I think it was sort of like on an unspoken level. 162 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 We were like, do you want to stay another night? 163 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Yeah, I'm quite comfy. 164 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I like it. 165 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 There's only one toilet in here. 166 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 That's why I like it. 167 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 That's true. 168 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 You never have to worry about... 169 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Is the door locked? 170 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Is it now locked? 171 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 It's just there. 172 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Someone's gonna knock while I'm half, you know... 173 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 It's right there. 174 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 There's no toilet seat either, so... 175 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 No problem. 176 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 You got a squat. 177 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:03,000 See, I hate sitting on a toilet seat that is wobbly and oops, when I can just... 178 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Like, I need to... 179 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Sometimes I'm almost falling into the bowl. 180 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah. 181 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 I get that scared moment. 182 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,000 To be honest, I'm just sick of lifting it up and down, so... 183 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 It solves that problem. 184 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 It's one less thing to think about, I guess. 185 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 What bothered you to meet at? 186 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Oh, the... 187 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Ohars? 188 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Well, we went to a few. 189 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 No, to be clear... 190 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 There was a lot of bars. 191 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Were you friends from before, or did you literally just meet? 192 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 We met last night. 193 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 We met, but we talked a good bit, and then... 194 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 And then, that's not all we did. 195 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 What did we do? 196 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Did I not just get... 197 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 I might have just tossed in here before... 198 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 They did take a hell of a lot of drugs off both of you as you came in. 199 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Yeah. 200 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Oh, God. 201 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 We made a lot of money before they got us. 202 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Nice. 203 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 What? 204 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Oh, I heard they were talking outside... 205 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 The officers were talking about some sort of big drug bust. 206 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 The biggest bust they've ever had in years, I heard. 207 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Yeah, you were driving. 208 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Can't you remember? 209 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 You're a legend. 210 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 This is... 211 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 One night, I went out... 212 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I went out at 9pm. 213 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I met you at half-tan, and we got arrested at 2. 214 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 It's already in the papers. 215 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Already in the papers? 216 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 They work fast. 217 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Oh, do you remember the speedboat? 218 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 In Brackenbracken. 219 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 No. 220 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 The helicopter chase? 221 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 No. 222 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 They had ordered a SWAT team, but it never arrived. 223 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 And they never even showed up. 224 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I couldn't believe it. 225 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I couldn't believe it. 226 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 They got you, though. 227 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 What the hell? 228 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 We almost got away with it, too. 229 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 I'm surprised they put you in this prison. 230 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Yeah. 231 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 To be honest, I don't believe that they had a helicopter. 232 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I think they were just playing on speakers, like the sound of a helicopter, to scare you. 233 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I've heard them doing that, yeah. 234 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 They do that quite often. 235 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 But it works. 236 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 It works. 237 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 It did work. 238 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 It scared me. 239 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I went for a runner, and I'm not so quick. 240 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 If you're going for a runner, make sure you use the toilet. 241 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Yeah. 242 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Oh. 243 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 That kind of role. 244 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Sorry, I misunderstood. 245 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 So, we're doing a drug run? 246 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Yeah, they cone your drug mule Denny in the papers. 247 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yeah. 248 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 What's your name? 249 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Paul or something? 250 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Yeah, Paul. 251 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Oh. 252 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Quick guess. 253 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Yeah, well, he is in his underwear, then it says in the back. 254 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 It says in the back. 255 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 I sewed it in last night. 256 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Thank you. 257 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 You sewed his name into his underwear? 258 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I wanted to make sure that he got off on the right foot behind the bars. 259 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Thanks, Frank. 260 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,480 I remember the first time I went to prison, and it was really awkward having to introduce 261 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,280 myself to everybody. 262 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,520 But I quickly found out that if you sew your name into your clothes, then everybody finds 263 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,280 out and you don't have to do those introductions yourself. 264 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,400 I like that. 265 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 That's quite sweet. 266 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,400 For Rankle. 267 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 I like that. 268 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,400 Rankle. 269 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,480 Do you got your name sewed on your underwear? 270 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,480 No. 271 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,680 I have my daughter's name on my shoulder here behind me. 272 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,680 Oh. 273 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,880 See, I thought that was your name. 274 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,280 No, no, no. 275 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,280 That's her. 276 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Jeremiah. 277 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,280 That's her. 278 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,280 Right. 279 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,280 And your name? 280 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,280 Lovely girl. 281 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,280 Lovely. 282 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,280 I mean, like a day or so. 283 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,280 Yeah, I mean, unless we might have another fight. 284 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,280 We don't know yet. 285 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,280 Oh, you go. 286 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,280 I do like it here. 287 00:08:50,280 --> 00:09:02,360 Hey guys, thanks for coming along. 288 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,400 So I worked really hard on this and got the blueprints in already. 289 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:12,240 So this is what we're looking at for the bank, of course. 290 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:17,840 Unfortunately, I did accidentally shred the blueprints, but luckily, Susie, my daughter 291 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,200 has a photographic memory. 292 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,400 So she has recreated it. 293 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,240 How old Susie? 294 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,240 She's seven. 295 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,240 Seven. 296 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,240 Yeah. 297 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,240 So she's recreated it. 298 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,400 So it's a little bit off, but like all the main points are there. 299 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,640 She's put in all the main points for our heist. 300 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,640 So. 301 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,640 Okay. 302 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,520 So I'm just, I see one of her rooms just has a sun in it. 303 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,520 Yes. 304 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,520 Okay. 305 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,520 So that's interesting because that's a sun. 306 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,880 So Susie likes to put us on it, but thankfully this is actually the vault. 307 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,480 So the sun is like representative of a vault. 308 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 Right. 309 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,480 Okay. 310 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,480 Not the dollar symbols. 311 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,160 No, no, that's just where the cash is, but we're not really worried about the small cash 312 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,480 we want in the vault. 313 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:57,400 I thought maybe, I know she's only seven, but I thought that was maybe going to be a 314 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,600 pun on like a sunroom, which we obviously don't need on a bank. 315 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,560 No, no, this is the vault from her recollection of it. 316 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,560 Also a security issue if there's glazed roof. 317 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,560 That's true. 318 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,560 You can mission impossible in there. 319 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,560 Yeah. 320 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,560 So that's what they were thinking. 321 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:17,560 We do 100% just to be clear now, we do not want a mission impossible type scenario to 322 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,560 happen. 323 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560 No. 324 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,480 Well, she, I don't know if this was artistic license that she took. 325 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:26,040 I do not remember the lasers being present in the blueprints, but she has put them in. 326 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,560 There definitely are two cameras in that room, but I don't know about the lasers. 327 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:34,280 Now, I don't want to call your daughter a liar, but did they show her where the safe 328 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,280 was? 329 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:41,120 Well, this is just her recollection from the blueprints that she did see with me that I 330 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:46,920 managed to get from the city records, worked really hard and then accidentally shredded 331 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,400 them when I was filing my taxes. 332 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:53,200 So is this why we need to do the bank robbery? 333 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,880 It's part of why we need to do the bank robbery. 334 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,920 And you've all thankfully agreed. 335 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,360 You all, I guess, do know each other. 336 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,320 It's hard to get in such a small town. 337 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,740 People who don't, it would have, I would have preferred obviously, but you all know 338 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,740 why you're here. 339 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,000 You know what you bring to the team. 340 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,680 What do you think of this, Damien? 341 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,000 So are we actually robbing the bank? 342 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,520 Cause I thought we were. 343 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,520 This is a risk assessment. 344 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,520 I thought. 345 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:21,440 Helping the bank, like black hackers, we're figuring out what the risks are. 346 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:25,080 This seems very much like what we're doing here is an actual bank robbery. 347 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,200 It does feel like it, but. 348 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,200 And we've been there before. 349 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,680 You know, I cannot expressly. 350 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,560 It is an actual, we are robbing them. 351 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,560 Yeah. 352 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,560 Is it though? 353 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,560 That's what I want to throw back at you. 354 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,560 I was hoping it would be. 355 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,360 And might I add, is it really? 356 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,160 I mean, I say we just, we plan it and then we see how we feel about it. 357 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,920 None of us need to commit to it right now. 358 00:11:44,920 --> 00:12:03,920 We can just, if we've got a good plan, we might go, let's do it. 359 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,520 Hey Dunbracken coming at you live. 360 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,560 It's Dunbracken 105.7. 361 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:12,920 I'm here with the head post mistress of Dunbracken. 362 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,960 You all love very much Sally Hutchinson. 363 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,240 Sally, it's so good to have you. 364 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240 Thanks for coming. 365 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240 Oh indeed. 366 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,400 Now it's excellent that you've invited me on today. 367 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,800 It's a real honor to have you. 368 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,120 You know, you've been a big part of Dunbracken for. 369 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,120 Oh I have now. 370 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,400 I would say now about 50 years now. 371 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400 50 years. 372 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,520 Honestly, Sally, you don't look a day over 30. 373 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,520 I'll tell you that. 374 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:37,000 And now, now Roger, you're a sweetheart. 375 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,080 You know very well that I know your mother very well. 376 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,080 It's true. 377 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,360 I will fully admit to the listeners. 378 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,240 There is a bit of a family history here. 379 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,240 But you know. 380 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 Indeed there is. 381 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,240 I went to school with Roger's brother. 382 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:55,880 We had a great time and great jebs we did behind the toilets. 383 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,640 Please feel free to tell the listeners, you know. 384 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,200 Oh no, that would be terrible. 385 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,200 Oh. 386 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,880 And we don't like secrets here, do we Roger? 387 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,880 Um, no. 388 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:10,360 I mean, yeah, we don't, we can say them. 389 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,200 No, we don't have to. 390 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,200 We don't have to. 391 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,840 Sweep them up under the carpet. 392 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840 That's where they stay. 393 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 Yeah, I know. 394 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840 Is that right Roger? 395 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840 Yeah, I know. 396 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:24,520 We don't tell them about your deep, dark secret, do we Roger? 397 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,520 No, don't. 398 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,400 I think we're going off topic here. 399 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:34,200 Um, Sally, what's the normal day in the life of a post mistress, you know? 400 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,720 Now I get the post and then I open it up and I read it. 401 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,600 Oh, can we cut that? 402 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,960 Oh, can we go? 403 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,800 Oh, now I've gone a little bit. 404 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,480 Oh, I've gone all forgetful. 405 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,920 No, let me start again. 406 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,200 A normal day starts with a nice cup of tea. 407 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,480 A nice cup of Barry's tea, nice and strong. 408 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,680 And then I deliver the post unopened. 409 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,880 Sally, I think I'm going to have to interrupt you here. 410 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:06,480 I would not be doing my duty as a journalist or as a radio presenter if I didn't call 411 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:13,040 back to what you said previous, which is that you just admitted honour to the listeners 412 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,760 that you opened the mail of the citizens of Dunbracken. 413 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:23,240 Ah, now Roger, remember what I said about the carpet, doll that is swept underneath 414 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240 it. 415 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:29,000 And Dunbracken is a great place to live, don't you agree Roger? 416 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:34,720 And we don't want to be banished, banished from the lovely town, do we Roger? 417 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,200 No, so we'll edit that bit out, won't we Roger? 418 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,200 And this bit now. 419 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 420 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 I was out of line. 421 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 Thank you. 422 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200 Gary, ask me some lovely questions now. 423 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:51,200 Oh look, I'm looking out the window and there's a lovely young man there. 424 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,200 Oh, isn't that great? 425 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,160 This town is great, yeah. 426 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,120 Your husband, Sally, would you care to talk about him? 427 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,040 My dear, dear, dear Bernard. 428 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,080 He was a great man. 429 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,800 He was the chief postmaster. 430 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,400 Master, master, master. 431 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:19,080 I find it very hard to say sometimes because he died in that terrible, terrible death. 432 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080 Terrible death. 433 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,880 That's a mystery too, isn't it? 434 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,880 Yeah, yeah. 435 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,480 The town's full of mysteries. 436 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,680 But he was a great person, you know. 437 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:35,600 Indeed he was, I mean he built half the town. 438 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,120 I mean before he was a postmaster, he was a builder. 439 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,120 And before he was a builder, he was a bricklayer. 440 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:45,960 And before he was a bricklayer, then he was a farmer and he did everything in this town. 441 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,000 An illustrious career, you could say. 442 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:53,800 It's a pity other people couldn't have been so upright and upstanding, Roger. 443 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,360 Isn't that right? 444 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,840 I think this interview's probably over now. 445 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:05,640 We're gonna head this bit out and I'm gonna cut to the ending here where I thank you for 446 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:10,080 coming and we're gonna just call it a day, okay? 447 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,360 So thank you so much for coming on the show. 448 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,240 It's been an absolute pleasure. 449 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,920 It's always a pleasure, Roger, being in your company. 450 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:25,320 And I can't wait until I have a piece of your very special lemon cake that you're so great 451 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,320 at making. 452 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,320 Of course. 453 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,320 Of course. 454 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,680 Thank you so much. 455 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,680 Thank you so much. 456 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,400 This has been Dumbraken 105.7. 457 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Thanks for checking in. 458 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,400 What the hell? 459 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400 I have got secrets. 460 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:48,400 I know you have got secrets and I am not willing to keep them going. 461 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,800 Sally, we can't do this on air. 462 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,800 We can't do this on air. 463 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800 I know, but I can't help it. 464 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:58,960 As soon as you mention it, and then the carpet and all of the dust. 465 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,640 Or the dust, the debris of that carpet. 466 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,640 Fuck, I'm still recording. 467 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,200 Hopefully the lasers weren't actually there and then it will be no Mission Impossible 468 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,200 shenanigans. 469 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,880 They do have one security guard. 470 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 She added the little hat. 471 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,920 I thought that was a nice touch. 472 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920 It's lovely. 473 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,320 I hurt my back on the harness last time. 474 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,320 Yeah. 475 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,320 Really? 476 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,320 No more Mission Impossible. 477 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,320 I can't be going back down from the ceiling. 478 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,480 If there's lasers, then what else are we to do? 479 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,480 It's fine. 480 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,480 We will cut our losses. 481 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,000 We will take the small money. 482 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,200 You give up very quickly there. 483 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,600 Well, they don't want to do it. 484 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,640 We can cut the power. 485 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,640 How does that sound? 486 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,640 Okay, yeah, that's good. 487 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640 That's good. 488 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,040 We can cut the power or you know what? 489 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,560 Maybe it's just a case of we get in one of those trolleys that mechanic uses. 490 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,480 We just push ourselves underneath the lasers. 491 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,240 I could not get out of her. 492 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,520 In that bottom corner that must be the fuse box down there. 493 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,320 Okay, I just thought it was a window. 494 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320 Uh oh, maybe it is. 495 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,360 I mean, if it's a window, that'd be great. 496 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360 We could go in. 497 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,520 We could go in, but it's a window right beside the fire escape, which is also important. 498 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,800 Could one of us prop the fire escape open? 499 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,240 I guess, yeah, we could go in. 500 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,240 Is it unarmed? 501 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,160 Oh, that would be great to know. 502 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,480 I bet you the original blueprints would have said so. 503 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,480 Probably. 504 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,960 I think we can assume that it is. 505 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,880 I think that's the best assumption to make and then we'll plan around that and then if 506 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,880 one day turns out it isn't, well then we can change our plan. 507 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,000 What do you think of this? 508 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,240 Is Suzy in on this? 509 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240 Yeah, is she getting the cut? 510 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,240 Good question. 511 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Is she going to get the cut? 512 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,240 Of course, yeah. 513 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,240 No, she will. 514 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,240 She has to get a cut. 515 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,240 Whoa. 516 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240 Well, she actually, she pressed me. 517 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,240 It's coming out of your share. 518 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,240 Yeah. 519 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,240 Yeah. 520 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,240 She's not going to be happy about that, guys. 521 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,240 She's your daughter. 522 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,800 We did not bring her into this. 523 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,840 And I need all the money, all the money in my share. 524 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,640 And let me tell you this, if you bring her in, we'll putter her out. 525 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640 All right, fine. 526 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640 It comes out of mine. 527 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,640 We've done it before. 528 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,640 Okay. 529 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,800 It comes out of my share. 530 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:49,600 You guys each get 25 as we agreed and I get 25 and I'll split that with Suzy. 531 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600 Is it only for 25 quid? 532 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600 No, no, no. 533 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 That's a percentage. 534 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600 That's a fraction. 535 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,600 Apologies. 536 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,600 Well, it depends if what's in the vault. 537 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600 If we end up with just the dollars. 538 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,520 If it's small money there, I notice that it is dollar signs. 539 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,540 I mean, the exchange rate is not great. 540 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,820 Is it only going to be dollars? 541 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,480 It's only dollars because we're planning it on a Friday and that's when they do their 542 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,480 exchange. 543 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,440 I think the pounds week, we would actually be better off stealing dollars. 544 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,440 Do you think? 545 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,440 I think so. 546 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,440 Yeah. 547 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 Oh, that's good. 548 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,440 Yeah. 549 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440 I just, I don't want to do this. 550 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,800 I mean, we've already agreed, oh, well we'll have to go to the Bureau de change and then 551 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,800 that's a whole other thing. 552 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,600 Another 12% on it. 553 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,840 I'm not allowed back in there. 554 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,840 Oh, you're not. 555 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,840 No. 556 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,600 I'll also say I see on the diagram it's wheelchair accessible. 557 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,480 Not well, coming handy for me. 558 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,320 That actually is not wheelchair accessible. 559 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,880 That is actually for the toilets. 560 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,480 She just thinks that the sign is the toilet. 561 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,000 It does limit what I can contribute. 562 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,140 Is there a ramp? 563 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,140 Can we all get in? 564 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,140 Uh, no. 565 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,720 I'd say, well, this, this bank deserves to be robbed then. 566 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:53,840 I mean, that's, that's what I think. 567 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,720 You two seem pretty cozy. 568 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,960 Do you know each other at all? 569 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,560 No, we met, we met in here two days ago. 570 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,920 Yeah, two days ago. 571 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,080 We did get picked up, I suppose, in the same place. 572 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,080 Yeah. 573 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:09,320 It was a bar fight and well, I started grabbing all the crisps while it was going on, stuffing 574 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 them into my pocket. 575 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,560 And I was grabbing all the bottles of whiskey on the side while it was all happening. 576 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,600 And I saw he had the cheese and onion packet and I was like, that'll go great with my whiskey. 577 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,440 He saw my whiskey and I was like, Hey, that would go great with my cheese and onion. 578 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,440 Yeah. 579 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,440 So we had a fight. 580 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440 You had fought over it. 581 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,440 Yeah. 582 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,360 Oh, we've realized since that, of course, it was a bit extreme. 583 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,880 If we had of talks, we could have shared. 584 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,400 Look how much, look how well we're getting on now. 585 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,600 We have an unspoken bond. 586 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600 Yeah. 587 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600 You seem to know each other pretty well. 588 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,120 I mean, we did also arrive at the party together, but that was, that was on the same side. 589 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,720 We didn't actually know each other. 590 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,200 It was just coincidentally also the same bus. 591 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200 Yeah. 592 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,520 But we've been talking on the bus. 593 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 Yeah. 594 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,840 I think just since then though, you'd seem pretty, pretty tight. 595 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,840 Oh yeah. 596 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:57,480 Once you fight a man three times over two days, you grow a tight bond. 597 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,320 You either kill him or he's now your best friend. 598 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,320 Yeah. 599 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,320 We're both still here. 600 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 Yeah. 601 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,280 You seem to know a lot of details about each other. 602 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,880 Well, he just found out about my daughter. 603 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880 Yeah. 604 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880 I didn't know that. 605 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,160 The first time she came up in 48 hours. 606 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,000 I actually have my grandma's name tattooed on my calf. 607 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Really? 608 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Yep. 609 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Billy Bob. 610 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Billy Bob. 611 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Oh, that's beautiful. 612 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah. 613 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 She's a, she's a great woman. 614 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,360 I think you'd really, I think you should meet her someday. 615 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 Yeah. 616 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,360 I'm going to fight her. 617 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,360 She'd take me. 618 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,360 I know it. 619 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,360 Yes, he would. 620 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,360 As good as a good spirit in your family. 621 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,360 He would. 622 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,360 He would. 623 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,360 Frank, Frank, I'm okay. 624 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,440 I know I'm in my underwear, but I'm not that cold. 625 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440 That's, that's all right. 626 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440 You don't need to hug me. 627 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,440 Hey, you should give me a big brotherly hug. 628 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,080 It's a good bit of warmth. 629 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,080 Yeah. 630 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,080 Cellmates do. 631 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080 It's warmth on my shoe. 632 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,080 Me and, uh, yeah. 633 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,080 Me and him have been doing it the whole time. 634 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,600 Me and him have been doing it the whole time. 635 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,080 There's no boundaries in here or anything. 636 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,080 No. 637 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,080 Apart from the cage around us. 638 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080 It's just friendship. 639 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,440 There's no boundaries inside the cage. 640 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,440 Sorry, are you uncomfortable? 641 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,480 Would you like us to strip down into our cotton waddies? 642 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,480 We're happy to do it. 643 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,480 Happy to do it. 644 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,480 I'm fine with, I'm fine with that. 645 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,160 I'm going to take my top off right now. 646 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160 Oh, Frank. 647 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:08,240 Oh, Frank, are you two nipple piercings? 648 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,640 I'm surprised that... 649 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,640 One of them's bleeding. 650 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,640 It's itchy. 651 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,640 Oh. 652 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640 Oh. 653 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 That's painful. 654 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,640 Yeah, that looks quite sore, actually. 655 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,640 That looks, yeah. 656 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,200 I'm surprised they didn't patch you up. 657 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 It's infected. 658 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400 I just got them done the day before. 659 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,600 The day before last night. 660 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,600 Yesterday. 661 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,600 I mean, if you were planning some kind of heist or some kind, doing a Pearson job the 662 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,360 day before seems like poor planning. 663 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,720 Yeah, you are clearly the most interesting character here and we have not gotten your 664 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,720 story yet. 665 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,840 Oh, no, I'm a normal person. 666 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,760 You had so many drugs on you. 667 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,760 Yeah, I mean... 668 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,560 You had planned so many different things. 669 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:50,360 I gotta be honest, this is my first time being in prison or whatever and I thought I was 670 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,520 just doing truck disorderly, so what... 671 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,240 They don't break out the fake helicopter sounds for just nobody. 672 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,240 They do not. 673 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,240 They do not. 674 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,240 We are going away for a long... 675 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,000 Well, you're going to be away for a long time. 676 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,240 I'm just living my life on the edge at the minute. 677 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,240 You mean I'm going to be away for a long time. 678 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,000 I'm going to be away for a long time. 679 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:16,640 I'm going on a drug hunt. 680 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,160 Is there any way that we can... 681 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,160 There's a lot of cameras there. 682 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,120 I just think is there any way that we can just avoid cameras, taking out cameras? 683 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,640 I know we said no to a mission impossible scenario, but I've got some realistically 684 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,160 tech masks. 685 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,160 That's pretty good. 686 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160 That's very... 687 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 They are very warm. 688 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,920 We're even veering into minority report here. 689 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,240 A little bit, a little bit. 690 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,960 We're in the cruise zone and we want to stay away from that. 691 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,840 The cruise zone never ends well for us. 692 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:45,000 I mean, if it was a minority report situation, we would be stopped right now. 693 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 That's true. 694 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Yeah. 695 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Presuming we'll go through with it. 696 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Yeah. 697 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I mean, it could be a case that we look at it and go... 698 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,040 It mustn't go well. 699 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040 Yeah. 700 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,440 And one thing I do want to check with you, so I still don't... 701 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,840 Do either of you have a car at the minute that we could... 702 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,120 I can be the getaway driver. 703 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120 Okay. 704 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120 Well, that's good. 705 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,120 If you're accessible, I can't help you. 706 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,120 Yeah, no, that's true. 707 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:08,920 And then I guess putting you in and out of the van is going to eat into a lot of our... 708 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,160 Oh, I can do it real quick. 709 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,160 I've been practicing. 710 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,160 You're down to what? 711 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Three minutes. 712 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160 Three minutes, fat. 713 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,160 Wow. 714 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,160 That's really impressive. 715 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,600 He gets to park right by the door. 716 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,600 Yeah, that's true. 717 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,600 Yeah. 718 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,600 We can... 719 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,640 I mean, I can't display my blue badge though, because that will give it away. 720 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640 Oh, yeah. 721 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640 That's true. 722 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640 Yeah. 723 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640 It has your name on it. 724 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,640 Yeah. 725 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640 Okay. 726 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,080 So do we park on it and take the chance or do we park in the general parking or just 727 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,720 across the street, I guess, and hope that... 728 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:40,200 I mean, I feel like we haven't even figured out how to do any of the rest of the heists. 729 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,480 I can just park around the corner. 730 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,000 You guys text me and I'll pull up. 731 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Okay. 732 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Yeah, that works. 733 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 That works. 734 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Okay. 735 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Step one done. 736 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Step one. 737 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 That's brilliant. 738 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Step two, we mission impossible it. 739 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 You're back a hold out. 740 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 I'm back in the game, baby. 741 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Oh, damn it. 742 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,680 One more heist and then you're out of the mission impossible game. 743 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,680 I swear to God. 744 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,040 Now, if there doesn't end up being lasers, are you going to be annoyed? 745 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040 I'll be furious. 746 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,040 Oh, yeah. 747 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,440 Now, I haven't actually seen Mission Impossible. 748 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,960 Do we need to be worried about a double cross? 749 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,120 Happens pretty regularly, but not every time. 750 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:14,560 So we've about, what, there's eight of those films, double cross happens and three of them. 751 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,560 Oh, those are good odds. 752 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,000 Yeah, the odds aren't bad. 753 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,680 So I have to go and make a phone call. 754 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,680 Okay. 755 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,680 Don't move. 756 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,680 No, that's grand. 757 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,680 Yeah. 758 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,680 No worries. 759 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,040 So when he's making the phone call, I think I might have to bring Susie along. 760 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,840 It's my day to look after. 761 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,500 I think she's the only one who can really make heads or tails of this map. 762 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,500 That's true. 763 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,840 Yeah, we need like we still haven't figured out if there's a fuse box or a window. 764 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840 We need the original author. 765 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840 Don't like him. 766 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840 There's also an elevator. 767 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,840 I'm not sure where that would lead to. 768 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,400 Yeah, I thought it was only one floor. 769 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,880 No, that's an elevator. 770 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,960 I thought that was the I thought that was the front door. 771 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,960 Okay. 772 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,960 That makes more sense. 773 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,960 There's an elevator actually. 774 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,960 Okay. 775 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,960 I mean, it doesn't make it's one floor. 776 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,960 It doesn't make that's true. 777 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,960 It's true. 778 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,480 It's an elevator to nowhere. 779 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,480 It's a camera in it. 780 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,760 There's also doesn't appear to be any doors in the room with the elevator in it. 781 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760 No, that's true. 782 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:07,160 Yeah, because she distinctly did put some doors in this diagram, but there's no way 783 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,400 of getting I guess we're hoping the fire exit doesn't isn't alarmed. 784 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Okay, step two in through the fire exit. 785 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Lovely. 786 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,720 And then we mentioned impossible. 787 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,720 They're in here. 788 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,720 Get them. 789 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:31,200 Oh, my God. 790 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:44,920 My shirt. 791 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,480 Tell me is that a fresh tattoo on your leg there as well? 792 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,480 Yes. 793 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,480 When did you get that? 794 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,480 Where did I get that? 795 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,680 In fact, I got that yesterday. 796 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,320 It was a tattoo and piercing parlor also heavily infected. 797 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,840 If you get out of this, I would probably go back to them and complain. 798 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,240 I'm not planning on being around for very long. 799 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240 Fair enough, Frank. 800 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240 Oh, what do you know? 801 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240 What do you mean by that? 802 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,920 Oh, well, I've been given a terrible diagnosis. 803 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,880 And so I'm living my life on the edge. 804 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,920 This explains quite a bit. 805 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,400 I am 90 years old, so I wasn't expecting to live very long anyway. 806 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,080 Frank, you did not look a day over 70. 807 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,120 Honestly, what can I say? 808 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,120 I'm spring. 809 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,360 Honestly, if it is a bad diagnosis, it doesn't look like that yet. 810 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,760 Yeah, who knows? 811 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,080 Who knows? 812 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:37,680 But with this infection on my nipple, do you see yourself dying via your infections or 813 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,840 would you like to go out in a different way? 814 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,400 Oh, I wanted to go out in a blade of glory. 815 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,160 One blade of glory, one blade to the front, one blade of glory to the throat. 816 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:53,400 That's what my plan was, but they took my samurai sword before I could start chopping 817 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,760 at the police whenever they were taking me away. 818 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,800 Frank, why am I going away? 819 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,560 Oh, you were just at the bar and you were good fun. 820 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,280 Your collateral damage. 821 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,720 I guess you were driving around a sociopath. 822 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,720 No, I didn't. 823 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,720 He was nice, though. 824 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,640 He was good for drinking with. 825 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,640 What do you mean was? 826 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,120 I'm still here for now. 827 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,640 I mean, I'm just offering one of my buds here services. 828 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:26,000 If you want to die by our hands, you know, we'd be happy to give you a good old rough 829 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,320 them up type deal. 830 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:31,920 If he gets in the middle of one of our fights, he will cease to be. 831 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,920 Instantly pass out and die. 832 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,920 What do you say, boys? 833 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:39,520 Why don't you start having a little argument there and walk off this mortal plane? 834 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,000 OK, for you, Frankl. 835 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,280 For you, we're going to do that. 836 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,760 We're going to have an argument and we're going to we're going to fight so good that 837 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760 that's going to kill you. 838 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,720 It was lovely meeting you, Paul. 839 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,520 Nice to meet you, Franklin. 840 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,080 Take care of those pants. 841 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,880 Hey, Billy Bob's dumb. 842 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,280 And so are you. 843 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,160 I detest that you said that. 844 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:04,640 And I also think your tattoo is poorly made and your daughter has a stupid, disgusting 845 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640 name. 846 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,760 She did the tattoo. 847 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,280 How dare you? 848 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,520 She was six, spelled half of it wrong. 849 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,240 Well, she needs to go to a fucking school. 850 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,000 Do you want to take this outside? 851 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,400 But cancer will take it inside. 852 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,000 I would very much like to take it inside. 853 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,800 Oh, you've asked for it. 854 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,800 Now I'm going to get you. 855 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,800 Throw me into the middle of them. 856 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800 Oh, no, there's an old man. 857 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800 My swinging fists. 858 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Fireballs. 859 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800 Oh, no. 860 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800 Oh, no. 861 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 He has connected with his. 862 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 I thought this would be quick. 863 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 Oh, my God. 864 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800 Hunch the infection. 865 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:43,600 My nipple, my nipple, it's stuck. 866 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,600 I'm pulling it. 867 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,600 I'm pulling it. 868 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,600 Get the guards. 869 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:56,760 I'm putting my knee on his neck and it's not doing anything. 870 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,920 Should we have waited until the regards here? 871 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,720 Oh, yeah, because now we're just fighting for nothing. 872 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,720 Now we're fighting for nothing. 873 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,720 We're not even going to get another day. 874 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,480 I'm in a lot of pain. 875 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480 I'm so scared. 876 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480 Kill me. 877 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,120 I know, Franco, I don't think it was any point in us going. 878 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,320 We're not going to kill you if there's no guards here. 879 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,320 Are you stopping now? 880 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,240 Well, he looks like he's in a lot of pain. 881 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,240 Yeah. 882 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:39,480 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conleth McVeigh. 883 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,480 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 884 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,960 us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 885 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,360 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keighley, Deirdre Linsky, Cairnsands, Owen 886 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,600 Fox, Eddie Goodwin and Aaron Marshall. 887 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,280 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 888 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,080 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 889 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,360 Thank you for listening. 890 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:19,320 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.