1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,320 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 2 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,080 I'm just not allowed to buy anything that I want to buy. 3 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:39,580 I used to have the free rein to just do my own shopping, but if it's not on the list, 4 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,360 she just throws it out immediately. 5 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:47,280 Like I spent money on it and she still, she said, it's not on the list. 6 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,800 It's not on the list, dear mid green. 7 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,520 She had my full name. 8 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,760 She threw it out the windows. 9 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:58,120 We have rats now in our backyard because she keeps throwing so much food. 10 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,240 But really it's my fault. 11 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,520 I guess I should stop buying the food. 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,840 I think I'll sneak it past her. 13 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,160 She's 87 years old, but she's so strong. 14 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,640 I don't know what to do anymore. 15 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,600 What a monologue. 16 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,600 What a monologue. 17 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,600 I was, it was amazing. 18 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,600 I didn't write that down. 19 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,600 That was real. 20 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,600 That was method. 21 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,960 That is the power of method acting. 22 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,320 No, you had it in your German. 23 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,320 I really happened. 24 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,320 I really happened. 25 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 Yes, that's right. 26 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,320 Yes, that's good. 27 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,760 Use the pain on all that through you. 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,480 Look at those tears. 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,080 Let me wipe away that one. 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,320 Oh, the hands are so cold. 31 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,320 Yes. 32 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,320 My blood does not get pumped around my body properly anymore. 33 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,320 That is an army thing. 34 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:50,640 I'm glad that you never had to be conscripted like me. 35 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,200 But you face your own wars in life. 36 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,240 It's like my house is a prison, right? 37 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,960 I will be the warden. 38 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,760 I will be the prison warden. 39 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,000 Jim and I am the prison warden. 40 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,560 I am here to arrest you and take things off your list. 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,840 Jim, we're in a scene. 42 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,840 Sorry. 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,560 I just I'm the prison warden, Slappy Bottom. 44 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,560 I. 45 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,560 OK. 46 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Sorry. 47 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,560 Sorry, Mr. Slappy Bottom. 48 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,560 No, I'm not Mr. Slappy Bottom. 49 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,560 I'm saying you're having a Slappy Bottom, Jim. 50 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,160 Am I still damn it in the scene? 51 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,160 Yes, son. 52 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,160 I am the prison warden. 53 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,160 OK. 54 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,160 I'm sorry. 55 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,160 You will do time. 56 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,160 OK. 57 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,160 OK. 58 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,160 I deserve that. 59 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,160 I've been a bad boy. 60 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,160 It's good. 61 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,160 It's good. 62 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,640 I will say the line back to you. 63 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,960 This is an acting technique. 64 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,760 I've been a bad boy. 65 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,440 I've been a bad boy. 66 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,920 I've been a bad boy. 67 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,040 I've been a bad boy. 68 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:53,440 I've been a bad boy. 69 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,920 I've been a bad boy. 70 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,080 The warden takes no pity on prisoners. 71 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,280 I've been a bad boy. 72 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,160 We'll rebuild you. 73 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,800 It's good for you. 74 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:12,040 If we're going to rebuild Dermot, is that going to be in this session or shall I add it to 75 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,400 the agenda for next session? 76 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,600 It will take many weeks. 77 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,200 Sorry, I forgot you were here. 78 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,280 You just got to keep coming to classes, well, therapy and classes. 79 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,360 Should I do I still have to pay you double fare? 80 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,280 Talk about this later, not in front of the others. 81 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:32,400 If you don't mind, as we know, Rosemary keeps a keen eye or ear out for how much we earn. 82 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,040 She likes to up the rent. 83 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,960 Well, again, I do not. 84 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,080 Anything we say in here will not affect your rent. 85 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:44,560 But I do feel like when I agreed that the first five minutes of each meeting would be 86 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,240 general chit chat, you've taken it a bit too far. 87 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,840 I was very specific. 88 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,640 It feels like it was outside of the range of general chat. 89 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,360 Jim had wanted to share. 90 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,680 And I think he did a marvelous job. 91 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,360 It was really hard for me, Rosemary. 92 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,360 You're right. 93 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,360 Would you like a tissue? 94 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:07,200 No, it's a far, far better thing that he do now and let it all out. 95 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,080 And go back to my mother and bottle it up. 96 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,800 That's what we learned last week. 97 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,040 I said, Jim, I have a free room. 98 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,920 I have a free room. 99 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,440 And don't worry, the prison warden is only for town council meetings. 100 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,200 That's not the real me. 101 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:25,680 And do you think that the pain that I showed there, would I be able to get a part in one 102 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,240 of the plays or is that not? 103 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,600 And just because I'm not not usually enjoying it, but that whenever the I felt very good. 104 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,400 Jim, it's for children. 105 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,960 Oh, it's for children, Jim, but we could maybe fit you in some. 106 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,040 You're finally making a play for children. 107 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,640 Oh, yes, indeed. 108 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,240 Yes, indeed. 109 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,440 Child stars are a plenty. 110 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,840 OK, I'll wait my turn. 111 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,200 Well, I feel like you two have monopolized the general chit chat. 112 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,520 What about you, Miss Bunting? 113 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,080 Any general chit chat? 114 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:01,400 I completed a cross stitch of a landscape. 115 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,160 I know it's not much of a breakthrough is what was happening over here. 116 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,620 But for me, I always start these things and I never actually finished them. 117 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,120 So I'm pretty happy. 118 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,120 It's very nice for you. 119 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,080 I would love to see it if you have any pictures. 120 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,640 It took two and a half years. 121 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,640 Finished it. 122 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,640 And that's something to be proud of. 123 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,640 Quite a commitment. 124 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,640 It's not that big. 125 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,080 It just took a while. 126 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,880 But the fact that you kept going back to that shows a strength of character. 127 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,320 Commitment, yes. 128 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,120 And may I say an appropriate topic for general chit chat? 129 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,800 Was that a dig, Rosemary? 130 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,000 It was very lighthearted. 131 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,040 And I feel like that was beyond general. 132 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,560 It was very specific. 133 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,640 I wouldn't describe it as chit chat. 134 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,000 Your nephew has no style qualities to him. 135 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Sorry. 136 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Sorry. 137 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 That wasn't called for. 138 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,160 That was the PTSD. 139 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,720 That was the PTSD. 140 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 That's quite fine. 141 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 He's content not being an actor. 142 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,720 Good. 143 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,280 I'm glad that he's accepted that. 144 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,400 I mean, if there's a way to not monopolize general chit chat, but Colonel. 145 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,400 You've barely had any time. 146 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 Go ahead. 147 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:02,520 Colonel, do you have any insights on to the fact that I stuck with my cross stitch or 148 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,600 that it was so much hardship? 149 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,040 He had a real breakthrough and I don't have the money for therapy. 150 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,000 Yeah, I think you'd have to pay for that though. 151 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,480 How come you got to do that here? 152 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,920 Well, we were going to settle up afterwards, but I have to. 153 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,520 His mother wouldn't let me in the house as well. 154 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,480 I usually go to clients houses. 155 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,160 She threw him out the window as well. 156 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,160 Defenestrated. 157 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,880 That's what they call it. 158 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 Yep. 159 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,680 Any, any overview, any pointers? 160 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,640 Are you going to charge me for this? 161 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,400 You should try reading the vagina monologues. 162 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,440 I think you could try something with that. 163 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,440 See if there's anything that fits the builder. 164 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,440 Have you ever read it? 165 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,880 No, is this just because you don't have many clients that are women? 166 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,360 I give everyone the vagina monologues to read. 167 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,440 I'll have you know, it was, it was German's first. 168 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 Yeah. 169 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,440 What did you think of it? 170 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,280 It was really engaging. 171 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,800 I was surprised that I wasn't allowed at the start because you said it's the first thing 172 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:59,520 you teach for people, but I had to go through two sessions before I was allowed to read 173 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,520 it. 174 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,760 You said I wasn't ready, but I understand now. 175 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:07,800 Steffi has shown commitment through what, two and a half years off of a cross stitch 176 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 of landscape? 177 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Yes. 178 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,240 It was less so the acting coaching. 179 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,680 It was more so the insights onto my inner psyche is what I was looking for. 180 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,920 Is it still the same thing that you go for? 181 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,480 It's a really good play. 182 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,480 Okay. 183 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,040 I have nothing for you, but let me do my research. 184 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:30,880 I will go down to the local library where yes, I host many as a practice for our next 185 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,520 kids show, who's in the tractor. 186 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:38,440 And I will go to the library and I will read books and I will find something for you, Steffi. 187 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,440 Thanks. 188 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,440 Thanks. 189 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,800 I sort of regret bringing the cross stitch up. 190 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,320 That was a moment of vulnerability and I regret that's good. 191 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,760 Being vulnerable is perfect. 192 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,040 And Rosemary, have you had any exciting things happen to you this week? 193 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,200 Um, I do, but we've gone way over time. 194 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,200 Okay. 195 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,640 Because some of you monopolized the conversation. 196 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,640 Okay. 197 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,640 Well, it's quite all right. 198 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640 That's quite all right. 199 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,640 Well, Steffi had a big break through. 200 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,640 She had two and a half years. 201 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,640 So I am proud of you, Stephanie. 202 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,000 I was very well done. 203 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 You know what? 204 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,240 I took a leap out of your book. 205 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,240 A leap? 206 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,960 I took a leap out of your book this week. 207 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,480 Does that mean you have gone away from my behaviors? 208 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,800 I don't think so. 209 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,680 I believe because you had an agenda last week, so I brought my own. 210 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,920 You have a separate agenda from the rest of us. 211 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,600 Did you do an agenda as well? 212 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,600 Yes. 213 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,640 Oh, that's why we had general chit chat at the very beginning. 214 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 I see. 215 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,640 I did that to try and be more accommodating because I've been accused of being inflexible. 216 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,640 Okay. 217 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,640 No, that's my bad. 218 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,640 I will put it away then. 219 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,640 No, no, it's you. 220 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:44,560 Is there anything in particular you wanted to cover in your agenda that is atypical from 221 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,560 my usual agenda? 222 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:49,280 We'll go through your normal agenda and we'll see if any of our paths cross. 223 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:54,400 Well, I imagine we started similarly with after general chit chat attendance. 224 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,400 Were you going to go next? 225 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,400 Oh no, I was wildly off. 226 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Okay. 227 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:04,160 I was going to start with karaoke time to get a more sense of camaraderie. 228 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,160 That's fine. 229 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,160 That's fine. 230 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,160 That's what general chit chat was. 231 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Okay. 232 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,160 Sorry. 233 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Apologies. 234 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,160 Okay. 235 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,160 Well, attendance. 236 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,160 Okay. 237 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,160 Yes. 238 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,160 Can you stop bringing up general chit chat? 239 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,400 There was just a man in the army who he was nicknamed chit chat. 240 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,520 And yes, he was a general. 241 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:25,640 So every time you bring that up, well, it brings me crashing down to be honest, if we 242 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,800 could lay off the reference to general chit chat. 243 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,760 So would we like to rename this section that is general chit chat? 244 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,760 Sorry. 245 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,240 I don't think this is something that's more appropriate and less triggering for the Colonel. 246 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,360 I don't think we will be doing that section again. 247 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,080 I'm a huge failure in my eyes. 248 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,280 Oh, okay. 249 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:47,760 I mean, I'd hear out Dermot's alternative of karaoke time. 250 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,760 No, it's fine. 251 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,680 It was supposed to be in the first 10 minutes anyway. 252 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,880 So it did overlap with general chit chat. 253 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,880 I'll sleep on it. 254 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,880 This is a democracy. 255 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,320 I'm not the only one. 256 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,960 If people want to do karaoke time, we can do karaoke time. 257 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,960 No, you're right. 258 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:01,960 You're right. 259 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,960 It was a stupid idea from a bad, bad boy. 260 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:04,960 Jim it. 261 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:05,960 Sorry. 262 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,440 It was a law of forgiving to yourself. 263 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,440 Sorry. 264 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,440 It was a. 265 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,440 Or the prison warden will be after you. 266 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:15,360 It was a per choice from me, a flawed individual. 267 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,360 Well. 268 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,360 But also a human. 269 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,680 Don't sell yourself short. 270 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,360 Some people here did like that suggestion and eager to do it. 271 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,360 Okay. 272 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,480 Well, maybe we'll do it some other time then. 273 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,680 I say we do it in any other business. 274 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,920 It'll be tabled for any other business. 275 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,920 That's ideal. 276 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920 Thank you for that. 277 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:31,920 So, okay. 278 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:32,920 Attendance, Tiramid Green. 279 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,920 Aye. 280 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 Yes. 281 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,920 Stephanie Bunting. 282 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,920 Aye. 283 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,600 Is that what we're doing now? 284 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,600 Pardon me. 285 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,280 Colonel Marzipan Roberts. 286 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,760 Just getting a couple of things out of my system. 287 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,120 Could you just say aye? 288 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,680 Sorry, we've started a thing. 289 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:46,680 Is that. 290 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,680 Aye. 291 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,400 It's not necessary, but we said it now. 292 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,400 Three's a crime, so. 293 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,460 It wasn't necessary for your nephew to start a song and dance number when we just asked 294 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,460 for a name. 295 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:59,480 He came out singing and dancing and I was like, who are you trying to impress? 296 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,360 Because you're not impressing me. 297 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,000 I think he was auditioning just because he thought it'd be fun. 298 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,640 Ah, so Vesta thought it was just fun. 299 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,400 I like to take things a bit more serious. 300 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,360 We want to know who's in the tractor. 301 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,000 It's a mystery. 302 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,840 And Rosemary Rose, also present. 303 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,840 Aye. 304 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,840 Aye. 305 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 I said it. 306 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,760 Now, this is a bit interesting. 307 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:26,480 Rice, Shields, and McKintley can't make it today, but they have assigned a proxy as the 308 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,480 Colonel. 309 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,480 So, um, he's had a lot of authority today. 310 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480 He has four votes. 311 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,480 Oh, Jesus. 312 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,480 Wow. 313 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Yes. 314 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480 This Colonel? 315 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,480 Yes. 316 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,480 We don't have multiple Colonel's on the council. 317 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,040 I was worried that they had made a similar mistake as me and it was the Corporal, but 318 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,640 so you have all of their votes. 319 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,640 Wow. 320 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,640 Yes. 321 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:46,640 Yes. 322 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,760 They usually don't bother with the proxies, but they seem to be confident in your decision 323 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,760 making. 324 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,760 I am a keen leader. 325 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,480 I know this from years of army training. 326 00:11:55,480 --> 00:12:03,160 I led my boys up into the battlefield, shot down quite quickly, but as a leader, you come 327 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,960 to accept loss. 328 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,640 And what war was it? 329 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,360 I don't like to think about them. 330 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,840 If you don't mind, Jemid. 331 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,840 Sorry. 332 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,840 Jemid, look at me. 333 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,400 Prison warden's not happy with that. 334 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 I'm so sorry. 335 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,320 What am I voting for here? 336 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,200 Well, we haven't voted yet. 337 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 We're just... 338 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,200 Aye. 339 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,600 For the next thing we go through, then he's just said aye. 340 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,760 But I would like to know maybe if... 341 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:32,240 Did they give you a reason as to why they give their votes by proxy to the Colonel for 342 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,240 this week? 343 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,200 I merely sent him the agendas and they all wrote and sort of saying we would like him 344 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,200 to be our proxy. 345 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,200 Wow. 346 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,760 So you have the power of four in any votes now. 347 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,760 So you outrank us all. 348 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760 Yes. 349 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,360 And they have very talented children. 350 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,240 All getting starring roles. 351 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,280 What was that? 352 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 They're talented kids. 353 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280 Do you not believe me? 354 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,280 No. 355 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,840 I don't think he would sacrifice his art. 356 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,760 I would not give up my integrity. 357 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:00,880 I agree with that, but I think our colleagues who aren't present are trying to curry favor 358 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,760 with the Colonel for additions. 359 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,200 Two things could be true, actually. 360 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,080 They could be talented, but yeah, they maybe didn't need to do that. 361 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,240 They didn't need to do that. 362 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,880 Why open to bribery? 363 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,880 I'm not. 364 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,900 I was going to say, because we are on the time council and none of us should be open 365 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,000 to bribery at all. 366 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 And I said I'm not. 367 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 He said he's not. 368 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,480 To move on from this, aye. 369 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 Yes. 370 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,920 Well, that brings us on to point one. 371 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920 There you go. 372 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 We're moving on. 373 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,800 We are due our anti bribery training. 374 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:32,880 We all require to watch a five minute video and answer a simple quiz. 375 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,680 Who should I speak to about getting out of this? 376 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:43,240 Perhaps I could give the, not that I would, but the child or nephew a great part in who's 377 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240 in the tractor. 378 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,800 Well, that was a test. 379 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,720 I'm not really doing that. 380 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,720 But really, how do I get out of this if I can? 381 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,280 I tried to make it very clear. 382 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,160 It is a five minute video. 383 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,240 The questions are so simple. 384 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,280 You do not even need to watch the video to answer. 385 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,280 Let's do that then. 386 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,280 Let's do the questions. 387 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,280 Thank you. 388 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280 Not a vote of five. 389 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,280 You saw, yes. 390 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:10,520 Rosemary, does the Colonel then need to complete it for our colleagues who aren't present 391 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520 also? 392 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,520 No, they will complete it. 393 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,520 That makes no sense. 394 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,520 They need to learn. 395 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,520 I can't learn on their behalf. 396 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,520 A proxy? 397 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,520 No, it's just the vote. 398 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,360 Steffi, you are, I was going to say denigrating. 399 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,400 What does that mean whenever you're worsening over time? 400 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,200 There's no need to get personal here. 401 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,920 And I would just, I would just like us all to watch the video. 402 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:34,400 Last year, it took us nine months for every member of the council to complete it. 403 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,800 We only completed it three months ago. 404 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,560 You know I don't like watching any form of media. 405 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 I don't like it. 406 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,560 I don't trust it. 407 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,080 And you know that I'm pretty slow at completing things that I even want to do like my cross 408 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080 stage. 409 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:51,560 In a five minute video, we get our funding cut off if we do not complete it. 410 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,880 It is so simple. 411 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,880 Please. 412 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:54,880 That sounds like bribery. 413 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,880 You're bribing us into watching this video by offering to cut our funding. 414 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,880 Blackmailing? 415 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,280 Is that the opposite of bribery? 416 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,440 It is not blackmail. 417 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,440 It is merely showing that we're qualified to use the money appropriately. 418 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:10,600 It is not blackmail in the same sense that requiring a driver's license is not blackmail 419 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,960 preventing you from driving. 420 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,000 This is like that time they wouldn't give us a defibrillator until one of us passed 421 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 the first aid training. 422 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,360 You can't do that. 423 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,880 Three people died in the town. 424 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880 Yes. 425 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880 And. 426 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,480 Who might not have been saved, but a defibrillator could have helped them. 427 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,040 We are still looking for volunteers for the first aid course. 428 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040 Anyone at all. 429 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,040 I'm busy. 430 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,920 I mean, I'd be open to that. 431 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,120 I know those guys that you're talking about and yeah, it was kind of a per way to go. 432 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,200 I don't think they're too happy about that. 433 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,800 And I think I'd be too excited to use a defibrillator. 434 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,760 I think I would probably accidentally shock people who maybe were just sleeping. 435 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,440 So are we done with your agenda? 436 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,040 Maybe we could tit for tat. 437 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,040 No. 438 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,040 In our agenda. 439 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:55,120 I need people to promise that they will go home tonight and do the anti-pribery training. 440 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,680 What do we get in return? 441 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,680 Funding. 442 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,680 I could do with that. 443 00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,680 I need a John Deere. 444 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,520 I'm not going to correct you because I really want you to see this video. 445 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,480 Just you can stick it on in the background and it's multiple choice to quiz. 446 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,320 Is that for set? 447 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,480 That is part set, part prop. 448 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,800 I need it to be full working. 449 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:17,880 And we need tinted windows because we need to not be able to see who's in the tractor. 450 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,600 That person isn't at the entire time. 451 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600 Wow. 452 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,560 I thought it was going to be a cardboard cutout, but it's going to be a whole. 453 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,560 Oh, it's a real thing. 454 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,560 Wow. 455 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,240 I think we need to reconsider some time council spend. 456 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,840 I'm very glad that you've moved away from the Harry Potter fan fiction. 457 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,200 This is, this sounds like it's going to be a wonderful production. 458 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,560 Well, guess who's in the tractor. 459 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:40,360 If it isn't Ron, Harry, Hermione, the three of them. 460 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,360 Yes. 461 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,640 What were they doing in the tractor? 462 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,640 What's this equal? 463 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,680 Oh, this is exciting. 464 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,160 Well, I'm glad someone's showing enthusiasm. 465 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,560 Rosemary, don't shake your head like that. 466 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:56,320 I just, I don't think it's appropriate that we're using time council spend on your budget 467 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,320 for your play. 468 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:04,840 This is the first play in I believe 12 years that children will be allowed to go to. 469 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,040 So I think it maybe is right that we do put on a show. 470 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 Thank you, Jim. 471 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,760 It's enriching the children's lives. 472 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,920 Well, I mean, we do have to put it to a vote. 473 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920 What are we voting on? 474 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,560 Whether we can spend the budget on the tractor. 475 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,560 Aye. 476 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560 And pass. 477 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:25,160 Now we will not get the money unless we complete the quiz. 478 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,360 Because that's what I thought we were voting on. 479 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,360 No. 480 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,800 Oh, can we, can we vote to skip the quiz entirely? 481 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Okay. 482 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,800 Once more. 483 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,440 You've already famously voted aye. 484 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,440 Aye. 485 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,840 Once more for the record. 486 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,800 We cannot vote to overturn laws. 487 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,160 We can only vote on local town business. 488 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:48,720 How about we use the art of persuasion to get around this? 489 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,280 That's not bribery, is it? 490 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280 I don't think so. 491 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280 A silver tongue? 492 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280 No, that's just. 493 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,800 You have not described what you intend to do yet. 494 00:17:55,800 --> 00:18:01,040 Well, a five, a four, a three, two, one. 495 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,440 We shouldn't do this quiz. 496 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,000 It's a waste of time to us in the biz. 497 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 I've got children. 498 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I just need a comment from us all. 499 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I just need to instruct. 500 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I've got different things I need to deduct. 501 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I did it while waiting for you guys to arrive. 502 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 It is. 503 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Can you give us the answers then? 504 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,760 That would make things so much easier. 505 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760 I cannot. 506 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,640 I can just assure you it is straightforward. 507 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,640 Fine. 508 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,360 I will do it because I really want to get on to both my agenda and to ask the Colonel 509 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,400 one single question about the play. 510 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Aye. 511 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 Aye. 512 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Are you voting on this? 513 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,160 We are not voting on it, but I appreciate the commitment. 514 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,080 Can I trust you, Stephanie, please? 515 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080 Probably won't do it. 516 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Oh, come on. 517 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,560 I was going to go home and go straight to bed, if I'm being honest. 518 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,560 You can do it tomorrow morning. 519 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,560 I was going to get up early. 520 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,440 That's why I'm going to bed as soon as I get home. 521 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,440 What was the next item on your agenda, Dermot? 522 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,000 Oh, well, I have. 523 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,200 So I have been scarring some local boards on social media to see if there's anything 524 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,160 in the town at the minute that we can maybe try and find answers. 525 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,200 But there's someone in the town that has said to my neighbors that complained to the 526 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,040 city about my chickens. 527 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:12,440 I want to thank you because I didn't know I'm allowed to have up to 25 and I don't 528 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,020 even have half of that. 529 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,200 So thanks for the complaint. 530 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,520 I learned something today. 531 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,320 That raises an interesting point to me that our townspeople think that we're a city. 532 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320 That's true. 533 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,880 We do not have the presence of a cathedral. 534 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,280 Do we need to remind people on that? 535 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,280 I appreciate that. 536 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:34,440 I guess there is possibly a chance that I was reading the board of another town now 537 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,160 that that said, because I guess people have chickens. 538 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,340 But is there a law here that we can't have 25? 539 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,520 Maybe we should stick to your agenda. 540 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,200 What are they doing with all these chickens? 541 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,200 What is your query? 542 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,880 I am lost. 543 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:54,240 You started going on about someone owning chickens and finding that they were allowed 544 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,680 to own more chickens than they perceived they were allowed to. 545 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:02,820 So now there's someone in town that has 25 chickens and I'm worried that if everyone 546 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:03,820 in town now learns. 547 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,200 Are you researching this man? 548 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,600 I am not online that much. 549 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,220 I blurred the name. 550 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,240 We are aggressively anti GDPR. 551 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,880 You're obligated to tell us the name of this. 552 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,720 But I blurred it so that I couldn't give it away and then realize that I'd be reading 553 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,940 it like an idiot. 554 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:26,880 So if I recall, there is a 13th century superstition pertaining to two dozen chickens. 555 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,360 So you're in the realm of 24. 556 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360 So this person's. 557 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,360 No, I'm not. 558 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360 I can't remember. 559 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,600 It's been a while. 560 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,260 Is it unlucky to have more than two dozen chickens or is it unlucky to have less than 561 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,260 two dozen chickens? 562 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,280 I think maybe that's where they've got confused. 563 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:45,480 I've got to some having less than two dozen chickens is unlucky because in the 13th century 564 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,320 if you had 25 chickens, you're probably pretty lucky in your life. 565 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,640 I find that when writing an agenda, it is good to have an actual item in mind. 566 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:59,040 Wait, no, because this is a person possibly in the town who is now owning a lot of chickens. 567 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,640 What if they're in the middle of town and they have 25 chickens? 568 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,480 Is that something we want to keep on our radar? 569 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,920 Surely we'd hear it. 570 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,920 It clocks. 571 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,920 That's a really good point. 572 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,920 OK, yeah, we can move on. 573 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,920 I'm sure we'll stop them. 574 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,920 That was quite easy. 575 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,920 Wow. 576 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 See, I think the therapy is working. 577 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:13,920 That was the power of four. 578 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,920 Yeah. 579 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,920 Oh, I see. 580 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:16,920 I see. 581 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,640 You didn't call a vote or anything. 582 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,880 No, I'll try again on the agendas. 583 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,920 You know, I'm not going to sell myself that short because, like you said, Rosemary, I 584 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 am a human. 585 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,440 I can make mistakes. 586 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,920 Perhaps start with an agenda for like a local book club first and then work your way up 587 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,920 to town council. 588 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,920 May I raise a motion? 589 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,560 Oh, well, an issue I'm facing and possibly. 590 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,120 Yes, you can take my agenda moment because we're not using it anymore. 591 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:48,800 I, it appears that I have outgrown my prison warden uniform. 592 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,720 My belly has burst forth and it now hangs quite pathetically. 593 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:58,440 I believe that the police warden would be, you know, a bit more dignified, not exactly 594 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440 a slob. 595 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,240 So first off, I would like to get a corset. 596 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,920 Are you asking us for approval? 597 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,760 I think he's asking us for the funds. 598 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,420 Funding, approval for the funding and opinions. 599 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,600 Could I pull off a corset? 600 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,560 I really think you would get a lot out of this video. 601 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,560 A girdle. 602 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,280 Couldn't you use one of the corsets from any of your previous? 603 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,360 Why would I have a child's corset? 604 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,360 Jimid, we will talk after the meeting. 605 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 Sorry. 606 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:31,520 I also need to replace the prison warden's outfit as it just busts wide open. 607 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,080 The buttons popped right off. 608 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,240 I actually fought my gun that was loaded as the prison warden started firing, but it was 609 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,560 just the buttons pinging across the room. 610 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:44,840 As a thespian, do you not have any badawshiri in your house that you could do repairs with? 611 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,840 And all of us live a rich life like that. 612 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840 I said no such thing. 613 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,280 I was not gifted. 614 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,640 One thing I guess about the chickens is that- 615 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,960 I thought we were done with this. 616 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,960 If this per- no, but if this person has 25 chickens and are well off, maybe they would 617 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960 have a corset. 618 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,960 If they're into 13th century stuff, you could find the chicken person and get a corset from 619 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,960 them. 620 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,600 I love how crazy you sound when you say chicken person. 621 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,680 And this 13th century case. 622 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,720 Is this a historic case? 623 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,240 I still do not even understand what you are trying to communicate. 624 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,280 It makes complete sense to me, Rosemary. 625 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,120 I think you're just a little bit crazy from your age. 626 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,120 Sorry. 627 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,120 Uncalled for. 628 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,120 Uncalled for. 629 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,120 Absolutely uncalled for. 630 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,120 I expect you to apologise. 631 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,120 I'm sorry. 632 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,120 Thank you. 633 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,240 Sorry, that was me calming myself down. 634 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,680 I am letting too much out, just like I let my belly flop out. 635 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,080 It wobbled quite a bit. 636 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:41,280 Well, we all slow down when in our age and sometimes it's harder to maintain your weight. 637 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Not for all of us, of course. 638 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280 What are you saying? 639 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,280 Are you saying I'm old? 640 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,240 I'm saying you're aging like the rest of us. 641 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,280 Well, not like all of us, no offence. 642 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,760 No, you're still young. 643 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,600 Oh, well when you say it like that. 644 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,600 I don't think you understand. 645 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,080 I meant it as a compliment. 646 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,400 And some of us never die like my mother. 647 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,920 Some of us live on through our theatrical acts. 648 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,200 What was that look? 649 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,600 I didn't say a thing. 650 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,320 That's why I said what was that look? 651 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320 And what did you say? 652 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,440 I can read it all on your face. 653 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,440 You can't hide it. 654 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,720 You've brought it back nicely to your theatrical act. 655 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,200 So your plays are notorious for the first five minutes having a content warning and 656 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,960 asking all the children to leave. 657 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,280 Sorry, can I make sure that that's spelled C-O-N-T-E-N-T? 658 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,280 Yes. 659 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,040 Can we also make sure it's spelled that way on the flyers this time? 660 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,840 I try my best, but do you know the kids that I have? 661 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:36,000 So my question that I wanted to get to was, this is a children's play. 662 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,880 Will it still have the same content warning asking children to leave five minutes in? 663 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,680 Well, this is the great thing. 664 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:47,200 So tinted windows, tractor, Hermione, Harry, Ron. 665 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,360 It's happening on stage. 666 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360 The children will be unaware. 667 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,200 It'll be soundproofed. 668 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,960 There's a whole romp going on. 669 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960 See? 670 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,640 That's how we get around the whole situation. 671 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,300 We can have the kids on stage. 672 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,600 They can partake. 673 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,240 It's still an adult show. 674 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,240 It's really nice that you did take our suggestions on board. 675 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,840 Am I understanding this right, that you're locking three children in a tractor? 676 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,640 No, they have fully grown adults. 677 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,640 Don't worry, Rosemary, you sick woman. 678 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,960 Okay, so the three adults inside a tractor are behaving in an adult manner while the 679 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,480 children are performing the play outside? 680 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,480 The windows are tinted. 681 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,520 Well, the windows are tinted. 682 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,520 The windows are tinted. 683 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,520 Correct. 684 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,520 Good listening. 685 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,520 You can see inside it. 686 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,520 Yes. 687 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,760 Do you even need people in there? 688 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,760 Yes. 689 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760 You need to see the steam building. 690 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,760 I think. 691 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,760 It's for the realism. 692 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,360 Yes, people, you want to... 693 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,200 It's a three hour long show. 694 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,880 They need to be in there at the end whenever they pop it open and they're buttoning themselves 695 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880 up. 696 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,240 Would I be right in comparison to that famous scene in Titanic? 697 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720 I'm king of the world. 698 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,040 Yes, that's... 699 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,400 Now, I'm still unclear. 700 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,720 What are the children doing? 701 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,640 They're asking who's in the tractor for three hours, basically. 702 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,280 Trying to pry it open. 703 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,360 Yes, yes, exactly. 704 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:05,560 So we have to have a reinforced tractor because we don't know what's going on inside. 705 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:11,520 If it were to pop open, then yes, there would be cases taken against me and possibly the 706 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,600 actors inside the tractor. 707 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,040 I'm not responsible for what goes on inside the tractor. 708 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,600 I thought you were a director. 709 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,000 I'm giving the actors free rein. 710 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:26,920 And I do see that there is one show in the Five Night Run that's an after dark show. 711 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,720 Am I right to assume that that is just from the perspective of the tractor? 712 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,720 Could be. 713 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,680 There is also a very special box seat available within the tractor. 714 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,960 So some lucky person might get to see a romp. 715 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,160 Oh, sorry, a rom romp. 716 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160 What was that, Rosemary? 717 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,720 Are you prude? 718 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,760 I wish that we would have more money for like community activities and less money assigned 719 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,400 to pornography. 720 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,400 I'm sorry, a what? 721 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,760 Did you call it? 722 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,240 I called it pornography. 723 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240 You prude. 724 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,880 It is not pornography. 725 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:05,280 And if it was pornography, it would be pornography of the highest quality. 726 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,840 I'm glad we're not financing poor quality pornography. 727 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,720 That is my main concern. 728 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,800 Can we just make it clear to display? 729 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:19,120 Well, receiving financial support from the council is in fact independent of the town 730 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120 council. 731 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,320 In no way affiliated by the town council. 732 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,560 The tractor is the only thing that might receive funding and that can be used out in the fields. 733 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,360 It will need extensively cleaned, but it can be used. 734 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:36,120 Can we table discussion on the tractor until everyone has seen the anti bribery? 735 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,480 No on that. 736 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,680 OK, well, it's worth a go. 737 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,760 I have a question and possibly delicate for you, Colonel. 738 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,160 Therapist, I can take it as it comes. 739 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,120 That's sort of my problem. 740 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,120 Just with the nature. 741 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,800 I'm not a prude, but just with the nature of what you're describing and the presence 742 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800 of children. 743 00:27:54,800 --> 00:28:01,000 I was wondering if there would be a psychiatrist for the children's well-being on set and in 744 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 rehearsals. 745 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,440 They won't know what's happening in the tractor. 746 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:09,680 No, but as you say, there's a lot of contingencies that need to occur here just in case you and 747 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,520 your trio of actors end up in court. 748 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,280 There's a chance. 749 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,280 There's a chance. 750 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:20,160 That with vigorous romping and Ronald has been known to romp, that the tractor might 751 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:26,120 open, but I'm saying if we put in the correct funding and we will have a tractor that is 752 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,560 secure and sound soundproof, there shouldn't. 753 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560 It shouldn't be the case. 754 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,540 What I'm saying is if we don't get the funding, then yes, we might get a lower quality tractor 755 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:37,480 that might be able to be peeked through. 756 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,200 And then it becomes an issue. 757 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,840 You give the money, we won't have any problems. 758 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:47,100 It really does sound from what you've said that Ronald rather than an actor who's playing 759 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,880 Ronald is the prime issue here, possibly. 760 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,760 He has big energy. 761 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,320 Who have you cast? 762 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,160 Remains to be seen. 763 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:01,240 So if I was one to connect dots, we have three members of the council who give their proxy 764 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,800 and we have and we have three people in the tractor. 765 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:11,200 Is it possible that it is the Kinty Shields and Rice that are inside the tractor? 766 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:18,120 I've noticed Shields continuously trying to draw permanent marker on his face. 767 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,640 All I'll say is that the question who's in the tractor will be answered in the last three 768 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,840 minutes of the three hour show. 769 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,360 You need to go to find out. 770 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,800 My mother has already pre booked two tickets for us. 771 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,320 Good to see that she supports the local arts, unlike some people. 772 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320 She's very excited. 773 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,800 I know it's been a long tangent, but could I perhaps go to my agenda point? 774 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,040 Yeah, yes, let's. 775 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,640 It's actually very much related to what we've been talking about. 776 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,600 So I shall start with some praise. 777 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,400 The school children have been enjoying participating in the play and they're very excited. 778 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,960 I've been told it is high energy and that they run around and tire themselves out. 779 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,360 They're looking forward to a real tractor. 780 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,760 We have been using a cardboard one for now. 781 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,400 I will say the children have been looking forward to having a real tractor there. 782 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,480 Kids have said that's all their children are talking about. 783 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,160 At the moment, it is just a small cardboard box, not even shaped like a tractor. 784 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,240 So they're really pouring their hearts and souls and imagination into this. 785 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,480 And your three actors are still within the box? 786 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,480 No. 787 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,040 It needs to be a big reveal. 788 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,000 I don't know if children can play that. 789 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,240 I have to say they are rehearsing separately, right? 790 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,540 Yes, in the room next door. 791 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,320 And they are rehearsing currently without your direction? 792 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:43,200 The people in the tractor who we have yet to know who is in there. 793 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,080 I've given them free rein. 794 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,760 They can go buck wild. 795 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:52,080 I'm hoping in the sequel we get the musical Ronald's Romp and then we also will have Ronald's 796 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,080 Romp. 797 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,480 What was your question again? 798 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,920 I've completely forgotten. 799 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,560 Oh, I've given them free rein. 800 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,560 They don't need. 801 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,760 I've given them, you know, a time frame. 802 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,200 I'm like, we need this to last for about two hours, 57 minutes. 803 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,600 And what was the agenda point? 804 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,200 The agenda point was now that there are so many children participating in it, we've been 805 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,320 told that you will require additional supervision. 806 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,160 Oh, yes, because you're only allowed one adult, 25 children. 807 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,160 That's correct. 808 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,160 I'm hoping that's just like the chickens. 809 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,160 Oh, OK. 810 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,160 That's interesting. 811 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,080 Perhaps it was a typo. 812 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,760 Was it children? 813 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:33,120 Did someone think they could get more children than they realized? 814 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,120 Wow. 815 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,640 I will investigate this and get back to you. 816 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,640 Please don't. 817 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,360 Now, we will have to vote on this, of course. 818 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,480 Oh, well, I've got three adult actors who will supervise the children. 819 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,960 Who are in the next room, practicing. 820 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,440 They can take a break. 821 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,920 No, it cannot be people participating in a production. 822 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,400 Oh, because they're acting as a character. 823 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,960 So you couldn't say if they're acting as a real person who can supervise. 824 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,880 That actually makes a lot of sense, Rosemary. 825 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,680 No, no, that's all nonsense. 826 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,960 It's merely that their attention would be divided. 827 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,360 The children are able to tell an actor apart from the character they play, even at a young 828 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360 age. 829 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,360 OK, fair enough. 830 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,280 So we need to I need to find someone. 831 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,080 Well, how about a prison warden? 832 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,040 A qualified child care specialist, so ideally a teacher from the school. 833 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,480 We've had some volunteers. 834 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,560 And I would like to clarify, we're only voting on who is supervising. 835 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,040 We're not voting on whether or not you require supervision. 836 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,040 Who's up? 837 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,240 So, first of all, we have Mrs. Bailey. 838 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,240 Don't trust her. 839 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,400 OK, good instinct. 840 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,800 I will say she said you might say that. 841 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,480 And I was surprised by that. 842 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,400 Well, I suppose there's no point going further if you won't vote for her. 843 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,400 Who's next? 844 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,040 We have we have coach Dylan. 845 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,440 I would veto that. 846 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,960 I was a child once. 847 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,960 Oh, that's the end. 848 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,720 That was enough. 849 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,160 I was a child under coach Phillips and he was very mean to me. 850 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,160 Coach Dylan. 851 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,960 Oh, coach coach Dylan. 852 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:00,960 Never mind. 853 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:01,960 I thought it was coach Phillips. 854 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:02,960 Never mind. 855 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,960 Continue. 856 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,760 This might be something worth talking about in therapy. 857 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,080 I will play coach Phillips. 858 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,280 I will wear the prison warden outfit. 859 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,600 The busted prison warden. 860 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,800 Quite. 861 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:20,200 He said he's willing to do it largely because we provide coffee and tea. 862 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,160 Would you like to hear the other options? 863 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,360 Yes, before I vote. 864 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,920 OK, we all vote, I think. 865 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,840 Well, we all vote, but ultimately, unless he abstains. 866 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,560 I'm for coach Dylan at the minute. 867 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,520 I am curious about him. 868 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,640 And largely we have Mr. Bunting, relative of yours, I believe, the art teacher. 869 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,640 Yeah. 870 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,440 I apologize if I stepped on her. 871 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,440 No, it's fine. 872 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440 Uncle Dan's good. 873 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,680 I know what the home situation is like and like he's better things to do. 874 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,240 Again, their attention cannot be divided if they're supervising the children. 875 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,560 Is he one who would potentially get excited by what's going on in the other room? 876 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,560 Oh, God, no. 877 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,200 No, he I've I trust Dan with my life. 878 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,600 He's excellent as a teacher and as an uncle. 879 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,600 What about as an artist? 880 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,600 Passable? 881 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,440 This is something I would worry about that maybe he would have a different idea. 882 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,760 No, he would probably want the children to see what's going on in the tractor. 883 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,600 Kind of too many cooks. 884 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,480 Don't accuse my uncle of this kind of behavior. 885 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,560 No, I think it's just a difference of artistic opinion. 886 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560 Exactly. 887 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,640 Yeah, no, I don't think he would want to lower himself to the levels of a play. 888 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,720 Oh, I mean, just like in general, though, to see the inside of the track. 889 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,480 Why don't you untent the windows? 890 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,720 Why don't you have the kids use a crowbar? 891 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:39,080 You're assuming that he will want to go anywhere near the theater after I tell him what I know 892 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,320 of this play and the Colonel. 893 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,960 He might be more interested than ever. 894 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,600 Yeah, I'll let you know if he takes an interest. 895 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,600 So is that all? 896 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,600 Is it three candidates then? 897 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,040 Yes, it's three candidates. 898 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,760 It's between the coach, coach Dylan. 899 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,760 He seems like a nice man. 900 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,760 Pleasant enough. 901 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,960 That's all I need to hear. 902 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,960 Yes, I mean, he will supervise the children. 903 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,400 That's tough to talk to. 904 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,120 I have one more item on my agenda. 905 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,640 Yes, we're in any other business. 906 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,640 So go ahead. 907 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640 Wonderful. 908 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,240 This one's really important. 909 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:13,200 And I don't want to talk about how it appeared, but there is a pothole outside my house on 910 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,400 the road that a lot of people have been complaining to me about. 911 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,400 And... 912 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,520 Dermot, is the reason they're directly complaining to you? 913 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,240 I don't want to. 914 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,000 Because you're responsible for it? 915 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,280 I thankfully am not responsible for the pothole. 916 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,040 I had nothing to do with it. 917 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,960 I believe they're complaining to me because I am the counselor and for no other reason 918 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,640 or no other relation to whoever may have caused it. 919 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,840 But I would maybe like to get that pothole filled. 920 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840 Pothole? 921 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,040 We'll have to work on your annunciation. 922 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,040 Sorry. 923 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,040 Been a bad, bad boy. 924 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,720 But not for the pothole. 925 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,640 Is it a weather induced pothole? 926 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,080 Well, the weather caused... 927 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,320 I really didn't want to get into it, but my mother has... 928 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,320 Caused the weather? 929 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:04,920 Well, she's tried many rain dances that have never worked, but this was quite a warm day. 930 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:12,600 So she decided to go outside and she's been watching a lot of mining videos and found 931 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,840 my father's old pickaxe. 932 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,240 At risk of dragging this story out unnecessarily. 933 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,040 What are mining videos? 934 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,760 He's been playing Minecraft a lot. 935 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,760 Oh, yes. 936 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,440 My grandson plays that. 937 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440 Yes. 938 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440 Oh, yes. 939 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,040 I think she's been berating some children on there. 940 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,280 He's told me that he had to ban her from his server. 941 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,280 So, yes. 942 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:41,600 So she got violently aggressive after being banned from the server and decided to use my 943 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:47,400 father's old pickaxe to check if she could, and I'm using air quotes here because a direct 944 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:52,680 quote, Minecraft the ground under that little fuck. 945 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,360 That is a direct quote from her. 946 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,600 So she tested the road outside because it was the first place she saw. 947 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,600 That fuck. 948 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,680 Is that referring to my grandson? 949 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,880 Was she threatening my grandson? 950 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,880 First my sister, now my grandson? 951 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:10,280 Again, I really didn't want to get into the reasoning why, because I thought you might 952 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280 get annoyed. 953 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,520 Yes, of course I am annoyed. 954 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,320 That woman is a menace. 955 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,560 I agree. 956 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:23,520 I agree, but she has taken my keys and I need her approval to get into my house every day. 957 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,560 Well, could Rosemary give you a spare set? 958 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,120 Rosemary, you've gone awful quiet. 959 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,720 I don't give them to me. 960 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,720 Don't please don't. 961 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:35,440 I don't have a spare set, but you're free to go to the locksmith. 962 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,840 You said that and then you appeared in my house five days later and I said, what are 963 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,840 you doing here? 964 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,840 And you said, I'm not here. 965 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,080 And you just walked out pretending it never happened. 966 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,280 I believe that is gaslighting, no? 967 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,960 It's not gaslighting if it genuinely did not happen. 968 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,200 I'm glad that this is something like this has happened to you because one time I went 969 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,240 home and all my furniture was there, but it was in completely different places. 970 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,440 Why would I waste my time doing such a thing? 971 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,000 I don't know, maybe you disagree with my Feng Shui choices. 972 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,440 Maybe you're jealous of some of us. 973 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,360 What is Feng Shui? 974 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,200 Marie Kondo has a book on it, I believe. 975 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:14,320 She is a lady who I believe is Japanese who helps you declutter your life. 976 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,600 She likes organizing. 977 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,040 You'd really like her actually. 978 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,040 Okay. 979 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,040 What channel is she on? 980 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,040 YouTube? 981 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,040 I'll ask my grandson. 982 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,840 Yeah, if he's still there. 983 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 984 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,360 Do I need to get the police involved? 985 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360 I don't think so. 986 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,360 The prison warden should get involved. 987 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:35,140 Please do not joke about your mother threatening my grandson. 988 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,140 She did not joke. 989 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:37,760 No, I believe her. 990 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,120 I do believe that. 991 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,280 I think she'll have calmed down. 992 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,180 I think she's gone out of her system with the whole, but a few people have just asked 993 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:46,480 if I could get that filled up. 994 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,480 Right. 995 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,240 You understand I will have to call the police after this? 996 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,240 I understand. 997 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,120 Oh, could they let me into my house? 998 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,560 Dermot, you can make your own calls to the police. 999 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,120 Whenever I call the police, you do not need to piggyback on my call. 1000 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,120 Okay. 1001 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,120 So what was it? 1002 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,120 So you would like the pothole filled? 1003 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,400 I would like the pothole filled. 1004 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,400 Colonel, I or Nay? 1005 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,920 We'll have a think about it. 1006 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920 Fair enough. 1007 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Thank you. 1008 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 I've thought. 1009 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920 Say Nay. 1010 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,320 I'm sorry, Agenid. 1011 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,440 You need strife. 1012 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,960 She's going to be so angry at me. 1013 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,280 Why do we need to do it? 1014 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,080 Why is it a town expense? 1015 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,080 It's a town road. 1016 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,480 Oh, but you've told us in your words that it's your mother's fault. 1017 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,280 Again, this is why I didn't want to get into it. 1018 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280 Sort of vandalism. 1019 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,280 It is. 1020 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,280 The town would pursue costs reimbursed from your mother. 1021 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280 Okay, fine. 1022 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,560 I will pay for it. 1023 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,960 Actually, I've had a thought. 1024 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,960 I'd rather pay for that than the tractor. 1025 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,560 Again, we vote on this. 1026 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,560 Put it to a vote. 1027 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560 Um. 1028 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,560 I will. 1029 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,560 Do you like to table it till next week? 1030 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,320 This is really hard for me to choose between the Colonel and my mother. 1031 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,320 I think you'll know how this goes. 1032 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,240 I've got a lot of votes behind me. 1033 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:57,360 She's going to be so angry. 1034 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,280 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conmeth McVeigh. 1035 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,240 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 1036 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,960 us at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 1037 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,280 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon and Ger Donley. 1038 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,560 The opening and closing music was created by Conor Mallon and you can check out his 1039 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,560 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 1040 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,000 Thank you for listening. 1041 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:39,280 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.