1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,360 Do you know why I pulled you over there? 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,360 You like my number plate? 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,360 No. 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,360 You don't like my number plate? 5 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,160 Do you want me to tell you just why I pulled you over? 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,160 No, I want to guess. 7 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,160 You like my fluffy dice? 8 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,840 No, I pulled you over. 9 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,680 You like my little hula-lady on the dash? 10 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,680 No, I actually think that's a problem. 11 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,900 It could fall and get caught in between the pedals and then suddenly you're a car crash 12 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:23,900 waiting to happen. 13 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,520 You like the little DVD screen that I have playing? 14 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,040 It's not DVD, it's USB. 15 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,360 I don't like that it replaced the mirror. 16 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,120 I don't like that. 17 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,640 If I had have noticed, that would have been why I pulled you over, but that was not why 18 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:36,640 I pulled you over. 19 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,560 I do want to get back to the Princess Bride soon, so I'll pause it. 20 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,560 I'll pause this. 21 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,740 Is it the color of my car? 22 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:45,040 You were playing the Princess Bride while you were... 23 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,040 Yeah. 24 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,040 Okay, this explains a lot. 25 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,080 In fact, I didn't really pull you over. 26 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,720 Do you see that police car in front of you that's smashed? 27 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:52,720 Oh, okay. 28 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,720 I was parked. 29 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,720 I was parked. 30 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,800 And then you took off driving and at some point hit me. 31 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,960 I did notice that the car was moving then and it wasn't moving, so I just thought I'd 32 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,960 parked. 33 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,560 That is not going to hold up in court, but if that's what you're willing to stick to, 34 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,080 I'm going to have to take you down to the station. 35 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,280 Oh, can I change it? 36 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,400 I would advise not to. 37 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,640 I was watching the Fantastic Four. 38 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:28,320 I need you to drive me and you to the station. 39 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:40,160 Welcome. 40 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:46,920 Back to Dunbracken. 41 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,640 Do you know why I pulled you over there? 42 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,600 Well, officer, I didn't have the jingle on, but I'm presuming I do. 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:57,520 Let me see. 44 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,760 You look like a 99 Two Flakes kind of guy. 45 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,760 Yeah, that's... 46 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Yes. 47 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,760 I can tell. 48 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,760 Yeah, that's... 49 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,760 I can tell. 50 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,760 You just have that aura about you, officer. 51 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 You're a Two Flakes type of guy. 52 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,760 I'll tell you what. 53 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,160 I'll go back and make you one special. 54 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,560 Here, I'll open up the side window so we can keep chatting. 55 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:22,120 Oh, it's not every day you get such courtesy and such... 56 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,480 Wow, Two Flakes? 57 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,040 Do you just give them to me for... 58 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,600 Oh, well, I'll give them to you. 59 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,600 Two for one, you know, since you're a man of the law. 60 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,600 Of course you're a businessman. 61 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,600 You got to... 62 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,080 I don't want to take advantage of my badge. 63 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Oh, you know. 64 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,880 Here, do you have any parapicking porky left? 65 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,640 Look, kid, there's a line. 66 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,640 Respect the law. 67 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,320 Do you have any parapicking porkies, though? 68 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,680 You'll find out when I'm done. 69 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,320 I can't tell you until I'm done with him. 70 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,320 Yeah. 71 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,320 Do you have any parapicking porkies left? 72 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,320 No! 73 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,320 The kids put it in my head. 74 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,320 I'll go have a look. 75 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,320 I've got one. 76 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 You've got one left? 77 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Yeah, I've got the one. 78 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,320 Oh... 79 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,320 No, I won't have it. 80 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,320 No, I don't want it. 81 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,320 Are you sure? 82 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,320 I could do you both. 83 00:02:55,320 --> 00:03:00,320 I could do you your 1999 Two Flakes and your parapicking porky. 84 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,320 You know, I didn't eat today. 85 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,680 Don't treat yourself, officer. 86 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:04,680 You know what? 87 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,320 I could actually make this work because I haven't had any fat. 88 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,760 So I can have both of them and the fat would just get burnt as normal energy. 89 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,760 God, this is... 90 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,760 It's all just thermodynamics, officer. 91 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,760 That's great. 92 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,000 And you know, here, I just do want to say, I just do want to say the little ice cream 93 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 on the top. 94 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah. 95 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,800 It looks great, but I think the top of it, the light doesn't seem to be working. 96 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:23,800 That's why I pulled you over. 97 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,320 Oh, the wee cherry's not lighting up. 98 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 The wee cherry's not lighting up. 99 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Yeah, the little maraschino. 100 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,400 It looks great. 101 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,400 It looks great, but it's just not... 102 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,120 I don't want to see you lose business, you know? 103 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,120 I felt like I hadn't been getting as much interest recently. 104 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Do you have any polypineapple? 105 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,120 Kid. 106 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Respect your elders. 107 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,840 There's a system in place and the system's got a line. 108 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,000 Just because I don't have a car where I can pull someone over so I can get ice cream whenever 109 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,480 I want, I don't think that's fair. 110 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,280 I was trying to do a favour for someone who I was worried about. 111 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,400 I'm trying to give this man business. 112 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,960 One of this man's driving his ice cream van around at night and the light isn't working 113 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,160 and he gets crashed into. 114 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,000 And then where's your pear pick and porky then? 115 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,600 In my stomach because I ate the last of them. 116 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,280 But where's the rest of the stuff? 117 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,480 It's gone forever because they melt it because the van doesn't work anymore because of a 118 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,480 horrible crash. 119 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,080 But kid, this is the adult world. 120 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,560 You're going to have to get used to it someday. 121 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,560 Yeah. 122 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,320 Do you have any fab lollies? 123 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,480 What is your problem? 124 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:24,280 I'm very warm. 125 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:38,840 Hello, I would like to make a withdrawal please. 126 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,960 All right then. 127 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,960 What would you like to withdraw? 128 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 £50.55. 129 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,960 Really boring. 130 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:49,800 Why not 60 or 70? 131 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,800 Excuse me. 132 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 What did you say? 133 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,400 I said 50 is a really boring number. 134 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 135 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,760 I said £50.55. 136 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,920 I know, but nobody really pays attention to 55p. 137 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,320 Unless there's a specific reason. 138 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,160 You damn well should. 139 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,720 You'll be counting us out. 140 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 Excuse me. 141 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,720 I'd like to make a withdrawal. 142 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,720 One second. 143 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,720 Oh, hello Marjorie. 144 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,720 Lovely to see you. 145 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 Hi, hi, hi. 146 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,720 Could I get 65p please? 147 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,720 Absolutely. 148 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,560 I'm going to make a real amount of withdrawals. 149 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,360 She's hopped the queue. 150 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,640 I'm a regular. 151 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,000 Talk amongst yourselves, I'll be busy. 152 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 You've hopped the queue. 153 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 That's enormously wrong. 154 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I'm a regular at this bank. 155 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Who are you? 156 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I have never seen you before. 157 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I don't have to give you my name. 158 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I'm a human. 159 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I have human rights. 160 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 The human right to not be gazomped in a queue. 161 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Six and another one. 162 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 No, that's seven, Gary. 163 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 That's seven. 164 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Oh shit. 165 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Hang on a minute. 166 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Start again now. 167 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 You've interrupted my counting now. 168 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Gary takes a very long time to get to the point. 169 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I'm going to make a real amount of withdrawals. 170 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I'm a regular. 171 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I'm a regular. 172 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Gary takes a very long time to find tight pennies. 173 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,680 I was trying to help you. 174 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,680 One after six or seven. 175 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,680 And I need all the pennies. 176 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,680 I told you I don't like saying that word. 177 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,680 For the slot machines. 178 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,240 Sorry, well then we'll skip it and we'll just do two onto it. 179 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Now you're in eight. 180 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 I need my money. 181 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,240 Look at that. 182 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,240 I was first in the queue. 183 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:07,240 There's no getting beyond this very simple bit of etiquette. 184 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:13,040 Well, I am a regular here and I deserve to be first. 185 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,040 That's not how it works. 186 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,040 That's my usual bank. 187 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,040 Fuck. 188 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,040 No, I don't like that one either. 189 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Just because it rhymes with seven. 190 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,040 Stop it. 191 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:24,040 Mr. Human, I am a white woman and I deserve to go first. 192 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,040 12, 13. 193 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,440 I hardly see how that comes into anything. 194 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,440 It's a curing system. 195 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,440 No it's not. 196 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,440 Can I just give him 13? 197 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,440 It's a friendship system. 198 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,440 You know what? 199 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,440 Gary's my friend. 200 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 I'll give him 37 and 55 and you can give him. 201 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 What? 202 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,440 You'll give him 31? 203 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,440 I'm sorry, I'll give him. 204 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,440 You bastard! 205 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,440 I'm sorry. 206 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Gary. 207 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,440 No! 208 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,440 Gary. 209 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,440 Gary. 210 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,440 No! 211 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,440 I'm having a huff. 212 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 Please. 213 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,440 You're quitting? 214 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,440 Yes, I'm quitting. 215 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,040 Are you going to take his place? 216 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,120 I've got money to withdraw. 217 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,120 I wouldn't bother. 218 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,120 It's a boring number. 219 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,120 What number is it? 220 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,840 50 pounds and 55 pence. 221 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,880 I'm sorry, sir. 222 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,080 Your clientele is not appreciated here. 223 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,080 Yeah, get out, mister. 224 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,080 Hey, what a joke this is. 225 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,080 I'm going to go to the authorities. 226 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:17,040 Do you know why I pulled you over there? 227 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,720 George, it's over. 228 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,920 Do you know why I pulled you over there? 229 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:21,920 George. 230 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,920 Excuse me? 231 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,440 Don't try an open conversation again like this. 232 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,680 I pulled you over because I... this car is... 233 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,400 You can't even find anything wrong. 234 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,400 This car has been... 235 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,760 You just wanted to speak to me again. 236 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,840 The teal light has... this car has been reported stolen. 237 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,840 Yeah. 238 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,840 George, I... I know that... 239 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,240 Is this your car? 240 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:46,280 I once found your line of work quite impressive and now you've kind of... 241 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,280 Are you going to... 242 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,520 ...resolved yourself to something quite pathetic. 243 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,920 Are you going to see... are you going to see someone? 244 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,920 Are you going to do it? 245 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,920 You look nice. 246 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:54,920 You look beautiful. 247 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,920 George, I don't think this is appropriate. 248 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,680 The car has... it's been reported stolen. 249 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,600 Yeah, there was a bolo put out on it so I just had to... 250 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,600 Was there? 251 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,600 Yeah. 252 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,600 Must have been your mother, I guess. 253 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,720 Someone called into the station and said... 254 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,200 Is Dave... are you going to see Dave? 255 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,200 Is that where you're going? 256 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,200 I'm going to see Eric. 257 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,200 I'm going to see Eric. 258 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,200 Dave's brother. 259 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,840 Dave's been and gone... 260 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,840 I'm driving to Eric's. 261 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:18,960 I shouldn't be telling you this. 262 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,960 You don't need to know this. 263 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,960 To Eric's house? 264 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,960 Yeah. 265 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,960 To his house already? 266 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:23,960 That's a little soon. 267 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,960 Do you have a key? 268 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,960 Do you have a key? 269 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,960 No, I don't have a key. 270 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Do you want a key? 271 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,960 We're just meeting there. 272 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,960 Do you want a key? 273 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,960 Can you give me... 274 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 I don't want a key to my new... 275 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:32,960 To your new what? 276 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,960 We're not official. 277 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,960 We're not official. 278 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:35,960 It's not like that. 279 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,960 So there's a chance. 280 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,960 Well, that's all I have. 281 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,960 Look, honestly... 282 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,160 So say if something was to happen. 283 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,760 I need you to know that this isn't happening. 284 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,760 You and Eric? 285 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:45,760 No, no, no. 286 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Me and Dave. 287 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Me and Dave. 288 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,760 Isn't happening. 289 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:49,760 Me and Eric are not on the cards. 290 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,760 Me and you... 291 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:51,760 What if those cards... 292 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,760 You're gone. 293 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,760 What if those cards were to... 294 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,760 Prehistoric, George. 295 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,360 What if those cards were to find themselves up a river and just... 296 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,160 It's a mountain and they couldn't be around and then you needed a shoulder to cry on. 297 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,160 That's the thing. 298 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,160 That happened. 299 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,160 Where's your dad? 300 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,160 Alive. 301 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,160 That's nice. 302 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 That's really nice. 303 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,160 Do you know why I pulled you over? 304 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160 It was six years ago, George. 305 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,160 Yeah, it was. 306 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,160 And you've moved on so fast. 307 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,160 You didn't even mourn a relationship. 308 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,160 You look nice. 309 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:33,160 I miss 15 to 1. 310 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,160 I don't like watching Tipping Point. 311 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,160 Makes me stress. 312 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,160 This is supposed to be a relaxation room. 313 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,160 The scary part is supposed to be when we're in the truck. 314 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,160 We're going to help people. 315 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,160 This is supposed to be fun. 316 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,160 I don't like Tipping Point. 317 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,160 It's too tense. 318 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,160 We can change the channel. 319 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,160 Over my dead body. 320 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,160 Today is my day to pick. 321 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,160 I pick Tipping Point. 322 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,160 And you know what? 323 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,160 If you can't handle Tipping Point, you're not going to handle a roaring inferno. 324 00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:00,160 I mean, I've seen him handle a roaring inferno and he's pretty good at it. 325 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,160 That's true. 326 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,160 I'm sorry. 327 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,160 I shouldn't have accused you. 328 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Sorry. 329 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160 I'm really tense. 330 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,160 I am sort of tense. 331 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,160 This woman really wants to get that money. 332 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,160 They just keep landing on the edge. 333 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,160 I don't know what they call it, but it just keeps landing on the edge of that thing. 334 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,160 I'm invested in the human interest story here. 335 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,160 The questions are weak and the game itself. 336 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,160 It's just chance. 337 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 It's just a game of chance. 338 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,160 The questions have to be weak because legally it would be a gambling game. 339 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,160 You two keep accusing the show of this and I won't have it. 340 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,160 ITV has accused the show of this. 341 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,160 It's a game of skill and human connection. 342 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,160 It's gambling and weak questions. 343 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,160 Oh, if you want to talk about connection. 344 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,160 I've got a bone to pick with me, you and Victoria, Coren, Mitchell. 345 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,160 Pointless sucks. 346 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,160 Only connect. 347 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,160 Come on. 348 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,160 I can't watch it. 349 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,160 It makes me feel stupid. 350 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,160 That's the beauty of it. 351 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,160 I don't like feeling stupid. 352 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160 Yeah. 353 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:54,160 One time he walked into a door and that was just because there was a fire in the way. 354 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,160 Why do you keep bringing that up? 355 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,160 It was pretty funny. 356 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,160 It wasn't funny. 357 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 It was funny. 358 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,160 It wasn't funny. 359 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,160 Everyone survived so we're allowed to laugh at it now. 360 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:06,160 Okay, yeah, if the family died, yeah, it wouldn't have been funny, but jeepers, they all survived. 361 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:10,160 So there wasn't anything funny, but I did it and I immediately recovered and I kicked 362 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,160 down the door and I saved the family. 363 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,160 He never mentioned that part. 364 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160 Yeah, but that's not funny. 365 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,160 That's just doing a good job. 366 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:21,160 I'm in this job for quiz shows in the rec room and the slapstick on the call light. 367 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,160 I don't know why you guys are here. 368 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,160 That's why I signed up to the fire brigade. 369 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,160 I've just been, I don't know. 370 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,160 I did it. 371 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,160 I got out of school and now I don't know what else I could do. 372 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,160 I just needed a job, needed somewhere to live. 373 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,160 You live here? 374 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,160 Don't we all? 375 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,160 I just thought you did a lot of odd shifts. 376 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,160 I thought you should- 377 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,160 Wait, when you leave here, you don't come back until the morning? 378 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,160 Well, if you live here, what do you think of- 379 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,160 Where do you go? 380 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,160 My home. 381 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,160 Is your home not the fire engine? 382 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,160 I don't live in a fire engine, no. 383 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,160 I could have been sleeping in the fire engine. 384 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,160 I thought you had the fire engine. 385 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,160 Don't sleep in a fire engine. 386 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,160 Why not? 387 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,160 It needs to be ready to go to get moments notice. 388 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,160 If I'm in it, it's always ready. 389 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 William, I'm sorry to break it to you. 390 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,160 I also have a home. 391 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,160 Just sometimes I do sleepovers to keep you company. 392 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,160 You know about this? 393 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,160 Yeah, I've not wanted to upset him. 394 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,160 So both fire engines are free? 395 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,160 I thought you had the other. 396 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,160 I've been sleeping in this, across the old sofa. 397 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Why? 398 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,160 I could have been in either really comfy fire engine. 399 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,160 I feel like you've got tunnel vision here. 400 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,160 You could live outside the fire station. 401 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,160 Why? 402 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,160 Because it's more comfortable? 403 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,160 I signed up my life for this fireman. 404 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,160 You're my brothers. 405 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,160 And we live here in this big house. 406 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,160 You're telling me we don't live this isn't a house of a family? 407 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,160 You've been here for three years. 408 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,160 How have you not noticed we leave? 409 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,160 I thought you went to the fire engines. 410 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,160 That's why I never bollard you in the fire engines. 411 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,160 That's really considerate. 412 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,160 Yeah. 413 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160 That's so kind. 414 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,160 I thought if you were in there, I will let you do your sleep. 415 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,160 Oh, there's a collar. 416 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,160 I feel like we're invested in this now. 417 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,160 We better do it. 418 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,160 If nothing else, we're still fire. 419 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,160 We might not be a family, but we're firefighters. 420 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,160 I say we give it five. 421 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,160 First of all, I want to see the end of Tipping Point. 422 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,160 Second of all, James is napping in a fire engine. 423 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,160 At least someone's using it. 424 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,160 Do you know why I pulled you over, sir? 425 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,160 Yeah. No, I think I did. 426 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160 I do. 427 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,160 It's your father, Victor, is he? 428 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160 He is. 429 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,160 Is your mum Wilhelmina? 430 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,160 Yeah, that's my mum. 431 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,160 I know exactly why you pulled me over. 432 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,160 Tell her to give him back his lawnmower. 433 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,160 He got it back. 434 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,160 That was 1992. 435 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160 He got it back. 436 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,160 That wasn't the same one. 437 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,160 And she knows it. 438 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,160 It was the same one. 439 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,160 It wasn't the same one. 440 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,160 Look, it was the same brand, same color. 441 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,160 It was the exact same lawnmower. 442 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,160 Something happened with that lawnmower 443 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,160 that your family won't tell our family. 444 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Nothing happened with that lawnmower. 445 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,160 It was the exact same one he got back. 446 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,160 It didn't have the scratch. 447 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,160 It didn't have the scratch on the left-hand side. 448 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,160 Look, my mum buffed it out. 449 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,160 Look, she was trying to do a nice thing. 450 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160 You lent it to her. 451 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,160 No, something happened and you got a brand new one 452 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,160 and you just got a little bit of dirt on it. 453 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160 It's the same one. 454 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,160 You and your family, your whole family, 455 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,160 is just deranged. 456 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,160 No, we're not. 457 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,160 We're police officers. 458 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,160 Yeah, well, I mean, that doesn't say anything good 459 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,160 about the lawnmower, does it, in this town? 460 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,160 Look, I don't want to get into this spot again. 461 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,160 You don't want to get in the spot? 462 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,160 Well, then why did you pull me over? 463 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,160 Was it, I presume, to steal the lawnmower? 464 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,160 To give you a chance to. 465 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,160 Officer, if that's all it is, then. 466 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,160 I'm just going to drive on out of here. 467 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,160 Fine. 468 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,160 But I'm bringing my lovely brisket 469 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,160 to your family barbecue next week. 470 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,160 You know that my mum is cooking for everybody. 471 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,160 You better not bring that brisket. 472 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 I'm going to bring the fucking brisket. 473 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,160 Better not bring that brisket. 474 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160 I'm going to bring the brisket. 475 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,160 You bring that brisket. 476 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,160 That's it. 477 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,160 My mother's favourite recipe. 478 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,160 That's it. That's it for our families. 479 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,160 You've been on a knife edge for 30-odd years now. 480 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,160 Yeah, well, we were so close to breaking it off 481 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,160 and then your stupid niece had to get married 482 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,160 to my stupid nephew. 483 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,160 Got to pull it together for the young ones. 484 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,160 Can't, we've got to bury this feud. 485 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,160 I don't get why they have to renew their values. 486 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,160 Why do we have to go to the party? 487 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160 I'm bringing the brisket. 488 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,160 Alright, fine, I won't bring the brisket. 489 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,160 Thank you. 490 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,160 That's very big of you. 491 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,160 It was the same lawnmower. 492 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,160 It wasn't the same lawnmower. 493 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,160 It didn't make the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. 494 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160 It was too clean. It was too easy. 495 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,160 She got it serviced. 496 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,160 Oh, so she, first she buffed it, 497 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,160 and then she got it serviced? 498 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,160 Yes, she got it serviced. 499 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,160 Your story's falling apart, David. 500 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Look, she got it serviced. 501 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 It was a nice thing to do. 502 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 You lent it to her. 503 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,160 You didn't need a lawnmower! 504 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160 It wasn't in a good order. 505 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,160 She needed it fixed before she could actually do anything with it. 506 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,160 That's a lie. 507 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,160 You just have to know how to work it. 508 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,160 The one that would return to us worked perfectly. 509 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,160 Look, I haven't wanted to say this, 510 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,160 but your family just doesn't know how to look after things. 511 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,160 Huh. 512 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,160 My family doesn't know how to look after things. 513 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,160 It's your uniform. 514 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,160 How dare you. 515 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,160 I was in... 516 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,160 There are creases. 517 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,160 I was in a hurry this morning. 518 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,160 Well, your family's often in a hurry, aren't they? 519 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,160 Wow. That's low. 520 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,160 That's low even for you. 521 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,160 Good. 522 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,160 You... 523 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,160 No, I'm not gonna step to your level. 524 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,160 That's fine. 525 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,160 David. 526 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,160 See you at the barbecue. 527 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,160 So I'll see you at the barbecue. 528 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,160 Could I have some leftovers? 529 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,160 You gonna bring that brisket? 530 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,160 No, no, I won't bring the brisket. 531 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,160 I'll make you a wee doggie bag to go. 532 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:13,160 Thank you. 533 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:20,160 Yes, sir, you wanted to make a complaint about a banking system, I hear. 534 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,160 A bank branch? 535 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160 Yes, sir. 536 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,160 The one in Dunbracken. 537 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,160 Whoa. Oh, the bank branch in Dunbracken. 538 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,160 It's a very prestigious branch, you know. 539 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,160 I hardly think it is. They told me... 540 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,160 They have an award-winning teller there by the name of Gary. 541 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,160 He's so spectacular. 542 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,160 Gary, that's his name. 543 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,160 He told me the amount I wished to withdraw was... 544 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,160 Can you believe this? He said it was too boring. 545 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,160 Oh, how dare he. 546 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,160 How dare he indeed. 547 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,160 That's the exact amount of money I needed for my grocery shopping. 548 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,160 That is shocking. 549 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,160 You had taken the time to purposefully calculate the exact amount of money. 550 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,160 Hi, Eric. I'd like to make a complaint. 551 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,160 Hello, Geraldine. Lovely to see you. 552 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,160 What's the matter, my dear? 553 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,160 She wasn't even in the room. 554 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,160 The thing is, I found the bank's floor is quite sticky. 555 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,160 Oh, I'm ready when you are. 556 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,160 Oh, let's go and kick some bottom. 557 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:14,160 Thanks, boys. I appreciate you listening to my complaint and taking me so seriously. 558 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,160 Absolutely. You have very serious complaints all the time. 559 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,160 I do. I come in here quite often. 560 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,160 I just want to clarify one thing with the gentleman behind you. 561 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,160 Just give me a minute, Geraldine. 562 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160 I was in front of her. 563 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,160 Don't speak to him. 564 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,160 You're boring. I can tell by your face you're boring. 565 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,160 What was the amount of money you wanted to withdraw? 566 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160 Fifty pounds. 567 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160 Boring? Oh, god. 568 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,160 And fifty-five pence, god damn it! 569 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:39,160 Get out. Get out and don't show your face and dumbbracken again. 570 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:44,160 I will. And I shall take my custom to another bank in another town. 571 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,160 Like what town? 572 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,160 Dunfunkin. 573 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,160 Do you know why I pulled you over there? 574 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,160 I know we were speeding, but we are trying to get to that fire. 575 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,160 We're sort of supposed to be on the same side here. 576 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,160 I know. It just seems unsafe. 577 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,160 The speed you're going... There's a reasonable speed you can go to. 578 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,160 Officer, the lights are on. 579 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,160 We are warning people. 580 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,160 Yeah, I had to put my lights on to get to you. 581 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,160 You're going to the same place as us. 582 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,160 Sorry, Geraldine, can we hurry up with this? 583 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,160 Can we go a little bit faster, please? 584 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,160 Can we just talk about this when we're there? 585 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,160 Please? 586 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,160 I mean, I've got to write you a ticket at the very least. 587 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,160 Can you write it when we're doing the stuff on the hose? 588 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,160 Alright, how about this? I'll get in with you and then you can... 589 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,160 No, Jesus! 590 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,160 I'll explain the situation while we're on the way there. 591 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,160 The library is alight as we speak. Can we go? 592 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,160 The most flammable building in time! 593 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,160 I wish I could say yes, but I need to... 594 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,160 You're wasting your own time here. I just need to... 595 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,160 Fine, okay. Where's your book? Write it. 596 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,160 I have to go back to my car. 597 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,160 Jesus Christ! 598 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,160 Sorry, I'll be back in a second. 599 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,160 No, we need to go. Come on! 600 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160 We're cold. We're cold. 601 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,160 Hey! Hey! Hey! Get back here! Hey! 602 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,160 Phone rings 603 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,160 Phone rings 604 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,160 Oh, hi. 605 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,160 Hey, uh, is this the... is this the Department of Transport here? 606 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,160 Me? Are you? 607 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,160 No, you. Are you? Is this the Department of Transport? 608 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,160 I'm trying to get through to the Department of Transport. 609 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,160 Oh, sure. I can transfer you. Just one moment. 610 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,160 Hello? 611 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,160 Hello, Department of Transport. Is that you there now? 612 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,160 This is the Department of Transport? 613 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,160 Yeah, I've been trying to get through to you. Look here. 614 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:45,160 Now, I was down the bus stop there and I caught myself something nasty on a rusty nail. 615 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,160 And I wanted to know who it was that I could report it to. 616 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,160 And also, what you were going to do about it. 617 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,160 Because that nail's been there for, god, three weeks now. 618 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,160 It's getting rustier by the day. It's a hazard, so it is. 619 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,160 Is the nail attached to, like, a bus or...? 620 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,160 No, no, no. It's right on the seat, like, poking up through it. 621 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,160 I don't want to tell you what I did. 622 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,160 Well, did you sit on it? 623 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,160 Aye, that's pretty much the gist of it, to be honest, would you? 624 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,160 You said you knew it was there. 625 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,160 I mean, I'd known for, like, probably a week or so. 626 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,160 But, you know, you just... you never mind whenever you're looking... 627 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,160 like, waiting for a bus, sure. 628 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,160 You're just always distracted, looking to see when the timetable is 629 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,160 and when it's coming and what's driving past. 630 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,160 Is it up the street? Have I missed it? 631 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,160 And, like, who's this here at the bus stop, you know? 632 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,160 We're more concerned with the actual roads and the buses 633 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,160 and being on time and stuff. 634 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,160 I'll transfer you through to Public Relations here, sure. 635 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,160 No, no, no, no, no. Don't transfer. 636 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,160 All right, dude, that's just you over there now. 637 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,160 Hello? 638 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,160 Hello. Um, is this...? 639 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,160 Hello? 640 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,160 Sorry, is this Public Relations now here? 641 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,160 Hello, is there anyone there? 642 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160 Hello? Hello? 643 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 Hello? 644 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160 Hello? 645 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,160 Hello? Hello, I'm calling. 646 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,160 Is this Public Relations? 647 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Here, no. 648 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160 Hello? 649 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 Hello? 650 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,160 Hello? 651 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160 Are you Public Relations? 652 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,160 No, I... no, you're Public Relations here. 653 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160 Oh, OK, hello? 654 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160 Hello, um... 655 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160 I'd like to make a complaint. 656 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,160 No, I've been transferred to you 657 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,160 and I'd like to tell you about a rusty nail at the bus stop. 658 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:12,160 Hey, I was trying to tell you about a rusty nail at the bus stop. 659 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,160 Somebody's trying to take my rusty nail away. 660 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,160 So you already know about the rusty nail at the bus stop? 661 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,160 It's my rusty nail. 662 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,160 Oh, well, I hope you're going to be doing something about it. 663 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,160 There's some bastard trying to take it away. 664 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,160 Well, I mean... 665 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,160 He's saying that the other side of the bus is calling them right now. 666 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,160 Thank goodness that someone's trying to take it away. 667 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160 It's an absolute hazard. 668 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,160 It's my rusty nail. I can put it where I want. 669 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,160 Wait, you're saying you put it there? 670 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,160 Are you Public Relations? Are you trying to take my rusty nail away? 671 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,160 No, no, no, no, no, you're misunderstanding. 672 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 I called you and you're the... 673 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,160 I'm not misunderstanding. I called you. 674 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160 No. 675 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,160 Don't tell me who I'm misunderstanding. 676 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160 No, hold on. You've got this whole thing backwards now. 677 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160 Listen, you're supposed to be listening to my commands. 678 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,160 So you're trying to keep the rusty nail. We're in agreement. 679 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,160 No, no, no, no, I want rid of the rusty nail. 680 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160 Come on, rid of the rusty nail. 681 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,160 It's rusty and it's bloody now to be honest. 682 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,160 Sure, what did I do to you? Oh, you're trying to... 683 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,160 You're making it bloody now. You're trying to make it stop. 684 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,160 Give it some oxygen. 685 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,160 Hold on just a minute. I can't hear you over this guy next to me. 686 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,160 Would you shut up for a minute? 687 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,160 Fuck you. 688 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,160 Now, look, the thing about this nail is... 689 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,160 This is just some fella. He's shining in my ear here. 690 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,160 You know, funny thing is, same thing's happening to me. 691 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,160 Oh, God, that's just not great, is it? 692 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,160 Here, yeah, I know. 693 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,160 You're showing like a good fella. 694 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,160 So do you, you know, like it's... 695 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,160 Sometimes you just happen to have a pleasant conversation. 696 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,160 Simon? 697 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160 Yeah, Mary? 698 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,160 Yeah, I thought you were transferring me a call. 699 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,160 I transferred that like two minutes ago. 700 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,160 No, I didn't. It just kind of went to dial tone. 701 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,160 I couldn't hear anything unless I was muted. 702 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:40,160 Oh, I might have been muted. I might have dropped the call. 703 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,160 Oh. 704 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,160 Can you get them back? 705 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,160 Oh, yeah, sure. Here, I'll get... I see it actually. 706 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160 The red light's on here, yeah. 707 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,160 There's two. There's two red lights on here, Mary. 708 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,160 What do you mean there's two red lights? 709 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,160 There's two. 710 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160 Someone's dealing with that. 711 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160 It's fine. Is it OK if I take lunch? 712 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,160 Yes. 713 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,160 Thanks, Simon. 714 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,160 That sounds like a terrible day you've had. 715 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,160 Would you like to go for a drink in the pub? 716 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,160 You know what? I would actually be... I would just be lovely. 717 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,160 Sometimes you just meet someone over the phone 718 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,160 and you know their souls good. 719 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,160 Just instant connection, you know? 720 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,160 Would you just keep it down? I'm trying to have a nice conversation with my new friend. 721 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,160 For God's sake, this is the first time I've had connection in months. 722 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160 For the first time, it's the first time I've had connection in months. 723 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,160 You think your connection's more important than my connection? 724 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,160 Sorry, good friend. I'll be back in a sec. 725 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,160 I'm not even interested in this bus anymore. Just go about your day. 726 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,160 I've never been interested in the bus, but I'm less interested in you. 727 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,160 Look, I'm so sorry about this person here. 728 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160 Oh. 729 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 Just have no manners. 730 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,160 Are you having trouble? God. 731 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,160 You know, just people aren't like they used to be. 732 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,160 They aren't like they used to be. 733 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,160 People used to be nicer. 734 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,160 People used to have just a bit of decorum about them. 735 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 They did? 736 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,160 Do you remember back in the day you could sit in the bus and you could talk to anyone you'd want? 737 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,160 You'd talk to the person next to you, the driver, whoever gets on it. 738 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160 Used to be lovely. 739 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,160 No, no matter how you try and give a friendly, how do you do? 740 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,160 And they'll try and throw their dog at you. 741 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,160 Or they'll just completely ignore you, you know? 742 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,160 Completely ignore you. 743 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,160 You're just staring at their phones. 744 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160 Yeah. 745 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160 That's what they are. 746 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,160 Their phones is like a backhand of a fist from your father. 747 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,160 Here, but you know what? 748 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,160 Like in the good old days. 749 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,160 Like I'm going to Andy's pub, would you like? 750 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,160 Sure, we'll meet you there. 751 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,160 I'll meet you there. 752 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,160 I'll be at the bar. 753 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,160 I'm the one with the blue coat, you'll see me. 754 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160 I'll be there. 755 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,160 Now you know why I pulled you over. 756 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,160 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 757 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160 There's less and less. 758 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:33,160 Every second that you try and pull us in, there's less and less books. 759 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:38,160 Look, I had to just, like I had to get a police bar key around certain streets to stop you. 760 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,160 Spit it out, come on, please. 761 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,160 Look, I just need to write you a ticket. 762 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,160 I have my book out here, but now I have to write you two tickets because you're... 763 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,160 Jesus. 764 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,160 Oh my God. 765 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,160 You're now obstructing the law. 766 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,160 There could be librarians in that building. 767 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,160 It doesn't matter. 768 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160 I need to keep these streets safe. 769 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,160 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 770 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,160 It doesn't matter. 771 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,160 We're on the same side here. 772 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,160 We are on the same side, the side of the law. 773 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,160 You can't just... 774 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,160 The side of no fire. 775 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,160 There's a protocol here. 776 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,160 We've got the lights on. 777 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,160 We're overtaking traffic. 778 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,160 You know why you do need on, need on? 779 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160 We also do need on, need on. 780 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,160 I know you do need on, need on because no one can hear my need on, need on. 781 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160 That's what this is about. 782 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,160 No, it's not. 783 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,160 No, it's not. 784 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,160 It's an adequacy. 785 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,160 No, it's not. 786 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,160 It's your ego. 787 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,160 No, because the need on, need on are the exact same, but it's because whenever they could 788 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,160 hear yours, they couldn't hear mine. 789 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,160 We all know about the top-water effects. 790 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,160 Look, it's nothing to do with the top. 791 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,160 I just need to write you tickets and then you can be on your way. 792 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,160 I don't know why he's there. 793 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,160 I'm just going to write these two tickets here. 794 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,160 Oh, no. 795 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,160 Oh, I get what's going on here. 796 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,160 Oh, yeah. 797 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,160 No. 798 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,160 It's not whenever the big red trucks on the road, yeah. 799 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,160 No, I'm just trying to keep these safe. 800 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:38,160 It's nothing to do with your big red flamboyant ridiculous machine. 801 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,160 There's nothing, no, it's compensation. 802 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,160 Sorry, we can't hear you. 803 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,160 You're slightly too far away. 804 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,160 Is it compensation? 805 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,160 I'm going to, there's lucky there's ladders on here. 806 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,160 You're lucky there's ladders. 807 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,160 Yeah, yeah, you didn't do too well on the ladders tests. 808 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,160 No, no. 809 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,160 When you failed to get into the fire station. 810 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,160 No, don't bring that up now. 811 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,160 Don't bring up that I couldn't work out that it was a pull door instead of a push door. 812 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,160 So I couldn't enter the building for the test. 813 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,160 Just admit that this is what this is all about. 814 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,160 No, no, I could be a fireman. 815 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160 No, you can't. 816 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160 It's not about that. 817 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,160 I can do the jumps. 818 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,160 I can do the test just because one time I couldn't get into the building. 819 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,160 That's not fair. 820 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,160 It was a pull door when it should be in a push. 821 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,160 I couldn't. 822 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,160 It said push. 823 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,160 No, we'll get to the library and you can try it again. 824 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,160 We'll let you use the hose. 825 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160 Just let us drive. 826 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,160 Don't promise them that. 827 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,160 I'm using the hose. 828 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,160 All right. 829 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,160 Let me in. 830 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,160 Let me in. 831 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,160 You really had to sit between us. 832 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,160 Yeah, I did. 833 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,160 It was the only available seat. 834 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,160 What did you want me to do? 835 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,160 Can't get to the gear stick. 836 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,160 I'll move. 837 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,160 Fine. 838 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,160 Jesus. 839 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,160 Now you're on me. 840 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,160 Well, where do you want me to be? 841 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160 Not on me. 842 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,160 In your own car. 843 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,160 This is unbelievable. 844 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,160 So our place is with a dog. 845 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,160 Use of a dog? 846 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,160 What? 847 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,160 Every fire truck has a dog. 848 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,160 Use of multiple dogs. 849 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,160 Use of two dogs. 850 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,160 We have two dogs. 851 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 They're brothers. 852 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,160 And they wear fireman coats. 853 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 And hats. 854 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,160 And hats. 855 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,160 It's kind of impractical, so we mostly leave those in the station. 856 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,160 I could have been watching Tipping Point. 857 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,160 Oh, God. 858 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,160 Oh, God. 859 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,160 Not Tony. 860 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,160 Anybody but Tony. 861 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,160 Tony was a brave firefighter. 862 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:35,160 So brave when it came to burning infernos. 863 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 Tony. 864 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Why? 865 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,160 He gave himself up to the flame goddess, didn't he? 866 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,160 But he saved a lovely little child. 867 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:50,160 Tony was the best firefighter this side of the river. 868 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,160 Why are you crying? 869 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,160 Because Tony's dead. 870 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,160 Tony's dead? 871 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160 Yeah. 872 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,160 What happened? 873 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,160 He gave himself up to the flame goddess. 874 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,160 He couldn't get the water fast enough out of his hose. 875 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:08,160 So he thought if he spat on his uniform and body slammed the fire, it would go out. 876 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,160 And I tried to tell him, Tony, it's an inferno. 877 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160 It's an entire block on fire. 878 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,160 And he just went for it. 879 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,160 That's just the opposite of what we were trained to do. 880 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160 Oh, Tony. 881 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,160 Well, Tony went by his own rule, but didn't he? 882 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:28,160 He was a renegade, a maverick, a pioneer in firefighting. 883 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,160 He was my lover. 884 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,160 Let's not forget that. 885 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160 He saved a child. 886 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,160 And a kitten and a puppy all in the same stroke of his. 887 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,160 Guys, he was my lover. 888 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,160 What? 889 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160 Yeah. 890 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,160 A dirty old sod. 891 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,160 What a prick. 892 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160 What was he like in bed? 893 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160 Holy shit. 894 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160 I'm not telling you that. 895 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160 That's private. 896 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,160 Why not? 897 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,160 Because a lady doesn't tell those sort of details. 898 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,160 That's all right. 899 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,160 I mean, he was hung like a donkey, but he was my Tony. 900 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:59,160 And even though nobody ever knew and he wouldn't tell anybody about us, I loved him. 901 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,160 This is an outrage. 902 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160 Tony was my lover. 903 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,160 What? 904 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,160 Yes. 905 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,160 And he was hung more like a platypus. 906 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,160 A platypus? 907 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Yes, that is a more apt description of how we like to hang out. 908 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,160 He didn't like to hang out like a donkey. 909 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,160 Oh. 910 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,160 Yes. 911 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,160 How long were you with Tony? 912 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:25,160 I'm going to guesstimate about two, two and a half weeks. 913 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,160 On and off. 914 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,160 There was that we spent around the holidays, but we worked it out. 915 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,160 I was with him for three. 916 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,160 Oh, oh, oh. 917 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,160 Hey, EIOU. 918 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,160 Guys, I have a confession to make. 919 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160 What? 920 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160 Oh. 921 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,160 I knew about both of these dalliances with him. 922 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,160 He went to me for advice and I told him to follow his heart. 923 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:55,160 But he said, what do you do when a heart is shattered and two paths have been created? 924 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160 So which did you advise him to go with? 925 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,160 I said, just keep following the heart. 926 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,160 There's two paths. 927 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160 Just keep... 928 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,160 Have a broken heart? 929 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,160 That seems like bad advice. 930 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,160 No, I told him to. 931 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,160 Clearly what he's trying to say here is that he loved us both equally. 932 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,160 So we kept both doing us both, which I'm calling bullshit on. 933 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,160 Well, I have another bomb, Michelle. 934 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,160 He and I had promised ourselves to the Flame Goddess. 935 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160 No. 936 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,160 It's a murder-suicide act, you know. 937 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160 Flame. 938 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,160 Well, I guess it's not a... 939 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,160 It's not murder. 940 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,160 Yeah, it's just... 941 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,160 Who's getting murdered? 942 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160 Not the Flame Goddess. 943 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,160 Does that mean you have to go into it and the next fire that erupts or... 944 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160 Don't. 945 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,160 It will be my solemn duty. 946 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,160 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. 947 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,160 I love that poem. 948 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,160 And Tony fucked both of them. 949 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,160 I told him. 950 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,160 He read that poem to me every night. 951 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,160 I told him you don't have to follow frost. 952 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,160 You can be both men in both paths. 953 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,160 You're so gussy, you gotta spread that. 954 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,160 Oh, Tony, why? 955 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,160 Tony, you were the road less traveled. 956 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,160 Tony, we'll be together... 957 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,160 Who's that walking past the window? 958 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,160 Oh my God! 959 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,160 Don't show us over my eulogy! 960 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,160 Wait a minute, but there's someone walking past the window! 961 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,160 Fuck, Geoffrey! 962 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,160 Oh, it's not Geoffrey, never mind. 963 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,160 As I was saying, Tony, we shall meet again... 964 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,160 In Flame Heaven. 965 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,160 Don't know when. 966 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,160 Chief, you're not gonna do it, are you? 967 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,160 Smell me. 968 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160 Chief. 969 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160 Chief, why are you... 970 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,160 Chief. 971 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,160 I'm dripping in petrol. 972 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160 Oh, it's not... 973 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,160 Guys! 974 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,160 That's not petrol, Chief, that's cooking oil. 975 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,160 Leave away. 976 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,160 But you're not gonna self-emulate if you're covered in cooking oil. 977 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,160 Aren't I? 978 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,160 You're gonna sizzle a bit, maybe, but you're not gonna go up in flames like the flaming monk of... 979 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,160 Wait, wait. 980 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,160 That place where he put himself on fire. 981 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,160 We got that new 10 liter air fryer so he could go into that. 982 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,160 It was very dramatic. 983 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,160 Chief, you have so much to live for. 984 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,160 You have a wife and 10 children. 985 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,160 Fuck them. 986 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,160 Thank you for listening. 987 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160 and James Fulton.