1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,560 Hi, so I've been sort of, my call has been redirected a couple of times. Am I in the 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,520 right place now? Are you poison control? 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,120 Yeah, you're through to poison control. How can I help you? 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:14,800 That's great. So this is nothing urgent. So I don't know if I need to call back like 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,080 a non-emergency number or is this fine? Or can I just chat or? 6 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,760 Oh, we can chat. 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:25,520 That's brilliant. So you don't know me. I'm Paul. I'm trying to organize like a 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,520 town fair. 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,520 Oh, I do know you Paul. 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:38,400 Oh, only good things I hope. Right. So I'm trying to bring it back. And one of the frequently 11 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:43,440 requested things was that there should be a poison control presence. Now, I'm very 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:48,800 insistent this year won't be needed, but a lot of people would feel good if someone 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,320 was there. I don't know. 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,480 Well, Paul, I'm delighted to hear you've taken snakes off the bill because that was 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,480 the cause of most of the problems. 16 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:02,320 I mean, it was an interesting thing. The guy from Grexlist, I got to run the pets who said 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,960 these were all licensed snakes. And what I learned is that in the UK there's 300 licensed 18 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:12,680 snakes. He owned most of them. That was a shock to me. And I'm fairly sure some of 19 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,680 them weren't licensed. 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:18,080 And just to be clear, whenever they say licensed snake, they mean licensed to kill. Okay. 21 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,760 Is that okay? I just. 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:25,600 Yeah. People here license and think safety, but you know, those snakes, they're straight 23 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,600 up killers. 24 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:31,280 They didn't kill anyone though. I appreciate they had the potential to, but they didn't. 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,400 And that's important to remember. And there won't be any snakes this year. No snakes. 26 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,200 Good. No venomous animals at all. That's. 27 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,000 No, no. The guy from Grexlist has been asking me, he's heard about the town fair, but I 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 said, please, please come this year. 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 You keep saying Grexlist. Yeah. 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Yeah. You sure about that? 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Why? 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I use a different website. 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 eBay? 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,320 No, a guy, Craig, he also runs a website. 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:02:19,920 Oh, did he rip off Grexlist? 37 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:30,920 Yeah. 38 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:38,200 Mayor would like to inform everyone that their cat is missing. Everyone has been allocated 39 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:44,620 names to call out and must stop what they are doing right now. Right. This instant to 40 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:54,520 find Mayor Under's cat, do what you're told, find whatever name of cat you have been given 41 00:02:54,520 --> 00:03:03,040 and maybe, just maybe he'll turn the lights back on. 42 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:23,560 OK, now you join us at this exhumation of a Dunbracken local from 2000 years ago. First 43 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:30,040 tipped off that this could be a site of interest by this clay pot that we found. And we have 44 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:37,120 had that carbon dated. I am joined here by a carbon dating expert, Melville David. Welcome, 45 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,120 Melville. 46 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,400 I could say it's at least 10 years old. 47 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,400 At least 10. 48 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:50,880 At least 10. We've run the sample. As you know, carbon dating is very precise and the 49 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,560 meter has came up as it's not from the future. 50 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,560 No. 51 00:03:55,560 --> 00:04:01,480 It's not current. Is it within the last 10 years unlikely but possible? 52 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,120 Over 10 years. Very likely. 53 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:11,260 And do you think there's a possibility that this could have been made by some of the locals 54 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,560 or purchased perhaps in a shop then? 55 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:18,080 Well, if it was to be purchased in a shop, it would have had to have been potentially 56 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:23,800 more than 10 years ago. Do we still have evidence of shops more than 10 years? Yes. 57 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:30,000 I would also like to point out, Jimmy folklore, I would like to point out that there's no 58 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,840 labels on it. There's no barcode on it. So that would suggest that it wasn't from a shop 59 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:39,520 and or if it was, someone has scratched it off, but there doesn't seem to be any label 60 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,520 residue. 61 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:45,800 The problem with this label residue theory is we don't have the full pot. We don't have 62 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:52,160 the base of the pot where a label would reside. We don't have the lip of the pot, the price 63 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:59,760 tag or stringed vessel may have held a price or label. So to say that the pot doesn't have 64 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,200 a label, we just don't know. 65 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:06,960 And of course the base of the pot was the original reason we searched in this land for 66 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:12,880 what ended up finding this exhumed body. So it was the lack of a label that really set 67 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,240 this whole investigation into motion. 68 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:21,000 And can I ask you now to turn your attention as a carbon data and expert to the body here 69 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:28,320 that we have uncovered. Do you think in your professional and maybe even personal opinion 70 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:34,800 that this body is older than 10 years old or rather has been dead for more than 10 or 71 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:39,560 has been in the ground for more than 10 years? We have to be very specific regarding this. 72 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:45,140 Thank you for respecting the craft. So my initial analysis is that this body could be 73 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,280 from the future. 74 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,280 This could be from the future. 75 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:52,040 It could be from the future. We just have no way of knowing that it's not. If we look 76 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:59,520 at the body, it's both charred and young. The flesh has a softness to it that would 77 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,360 suggest it's alive, but yeah, it is not. It's cold. 78 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:09,560 So it's cold, supple, young flesh currently rotting. So there's still flesh on this exhumed 79 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,560 body. 80 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,400 There is, but, but no labels. 81 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,720 But yet rotting without a label. 82 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:21,160 No way of knowing. There's no tag on the toe, which means it wasn't in a coroner's office. 83 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,400 In fact, no foot at all where a label would be. 84 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,400 Nope. 85 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,240 How could we even tell if there was a label? 86 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,760 We don't have the feet. 87 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:34,520 Very ugly as well, which makes me personally dislike it to begin with and not want to fully 88 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,520 carry out my investigation. 89 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,200 I, on the other hand, am more intrigued. 90 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,120 Is this something that you're going to pursue? 91 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:47,840 When I see a face that's not beautiful, I think, well, why not? What caused them to 92 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:54,480 be this way? What winding roads must they have taken in life to really have to live 93 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,800 in such a way as to be an outcast? 94 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,200 And I have object permanence, which means I stop paying attention to anything I find 95 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,200 remotely ugly. 96 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:08,360 I see. So you believe that you cannot simply be born ugly, that this is something that 97 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,360 has happened? 98 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:16,880 As a result of life's choices, you become a combination of every decision that you make 99 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:21,080 and the ugliness is inherent from the way that you've chosen to behave. 100 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:26,520 This is one of our great debates, of course, because I have made many, many terrible decisions 101 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:31,920 and I do not believe they are the cause of my stark ugliness. I believe that I was born 102 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,300 with this, but... 103 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,520 And I say if he had chosen another path, we would not have to look at him like this. 104 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:44,200 Well, there we have it. An opinion that ugliness is a choice and another one that you are born 105 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,080 ugly and that it comes from within. 106 00:07:47,080 --> 00:08:07,800 Hey everybody, welcome back to Dumb Rackin 105.7. It's me, Roger Sterling, here with 107 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,320 another lovely interview. 108 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:16,680 Today we are here with someone very, very intriguing. I don't like to take the pleasure 109 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:21,360 away from our guests and introduce them myself, so why don't you go on ahead and let everybody 110 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,040 know what you're doing here. 111 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,080 Hey, I'm Jimmy Two Legs. 112 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,640 Jimmy Two Legs, it is an absolute pleasure to have you on the show. 113 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 Thank you. 114 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Thank you so much for coming. 115 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,640 Yeah. 116 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,080 It's my understanding that you have some important news to share with Dumb Rackin. 117 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:40,840 Yeah, everybody. It's your local Jimmy Two Legs. I've been working on my two legs this 118 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,840 whole time and I've got a new song. 119 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,840 You got a new song? 120 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah, it's coming out on CD, cassette and DVD. 121 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:53,880 Incredible. We've actually had quite the resurgence of upcoming artists in Dumb Rackin lately. 122 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,880 It's amazing. 123 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:59,760 I'm sure you've heard Mr. Mildew. He's been releasing a Christmas single. He's actually 124 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,480 in the process of writing a new album. 125 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,360 Jimmy Two Legs does not listen to Mr. Mildew. 126 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,960 I mean, that's fair. I don't think many of the people of Dumb Rackin actually listen 127 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,200 to Mr. Mildew either. 128 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:15,840 But Jimmy, tell us more. Is it a single you've produced or are you talking about an EP? Is 129 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,200 it going to be a full album? 130 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,200 It is a ringtone. 131 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:23,400 A ringtone? Interesting. We don't get that a lot. People don't really make ringtones 132 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,200 these days. We don't see much of a focus on it. 133 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,200 Let me in. Let me in. No, Jimmy. Let me in. Hey, hey, hey. 134 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,200 Mr. A- 135 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:37,360 Hey, do not trust. Do not trust this guy. It's me, Polly Two Arms and you do not trust 136 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,360 the ringtone. 137 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,360 Polly. 138 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,360 Polly. 139 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,360 I will not have that sweet- 140 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,360 No, no, Jimmy. 141 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:43,360 Polly. 142 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,360 No. 143 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,600 Polly weeping through this. Polly looking through my two eyes and looking through my 144 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600 two legs. 145 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,400 No. That's how you get me every time. 146 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,880 Polly looking through my two eyes and looking through my two legs. 147 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,120 Okay, I'm back on board. 148 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,120 He's back on board. 149 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,120 I'm normally listening to this. 150 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,320 I don't encourage this type of behavior, but- 151 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,680 Sorry, I just, I was- 152 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:04,560 No. I saw him walking past hitting his little flinging little two arms and I thought, oh, 153 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,960 there's Polly Two Arms. He's coming into cause some nonsense. 154 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:12,280 Yeah. Where's two legs walking to? Hey, the radio station's there. Hey, he's just made 155 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,160 a new ringtone and I can't even be- Oh no. 156 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,800 Are you in the music industry as well, Polly? 157 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,680 I am. We used to collaborate together. 158 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,520 Yeah. We had a falling out. 159 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520 We did. 160 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:26,440 Well, I mean, please tell me more. This is incredible. You're hearing a live reunion 161 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,400 and fight all at once on air here, listeners. 162 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,960 The problem was that, of course, we had evenly distributed the body. 163 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 Yeah. 164 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 He took the legs. 165 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 I got the legs. 166 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960 And I took the arms. 167 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,960 And I took the arms. 168 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960 And I took the arms. 169 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:40,960 And the brain. 170 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,960 And he got the brain and he got the feet. I only got the legs. 171 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:48,400 But then I realized, hey, that's one more thing. You need to take another thing and 172 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 you wouldn't take another thing. 173 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:54,200 I wouldn't take it. I didn't want it. I had enough. Hey, Jimmy, two legs only needs two 174 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,200 legs, two eyes, no feet. 175 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,200 Jimmy tricked me. 176 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,480 I'm sensing some, like there's a lack of appreciation perhaps for Polly. 177 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh no, no. There's a lot of love. There's a lot of love. 178 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 A lot of love, a lot of love. 179 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,040 Jimmy's two legs can stand on their own two feet. 180 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,040 Hey, I don't. 181 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,040 But you do not. 182 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Hey, I don't need two feet. 183 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 No, no, no. 184 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,040 Hey, Jimmy doesn't need two feet. 185 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,440 Of course. They can stand on their own, especially with their musical talent. 186 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 Hey, bring that on. 187 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:21,040 Does the music talent, when the collaboration happens, is that working through that process, 188 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,040 please feel free to describe it to me. 189 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,240 It's a beautiful thing. 190 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:28,080 It's like standing in a storm and your back is to the earth. 191 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:32,800 Yeah. So, you know, you're grounded and safe, but all around you, rage of God. 192 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:40,080 Yeah. It's like, it's like Zeus. Zeus said, Polly, Timmy, Jimmy. Timmy was my old friend. 193 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,080 He died. 194 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,080 Timmy died. I took Timmy's place. 195 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,080 Hey. 196 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,800 There once was, could have been two Timmy's, but no. 197 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800 No. 198 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,800 There was not. 199 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,800 There was one. 200 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,800 Because Polly came. 201 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Polly came along with his two arms. 202 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800 Polly, two arms. 203 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,800 That is incredible. 204 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800 One brain. 205 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 One brain. 206 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,280 I mean, we don't normally. 207 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,280 I am sorry for busting in here. 208 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,280 Polly, no, no, no. 209 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,280 It's absolutely fine. 210 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,280 It's all up. 211 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,880 I'm going to give the medical bills of your editor to me. 212 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,400 You did hit the bodyguard pretty hard. 213 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,840 I mean, I suppose that's why they call you Polly, two arms. 214 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,440 I hit him with both of them. 215 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,680 Hey, when this guy starts swinging, he's slailing like a windmill. 216 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,120 It's a beautiful sight. 217 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,600 He's like the Tasmanian devil, but just with two arms. 218 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600 But with just two arms. 219 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600 I'm two feet. 220 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600 Sorry, I just need to speak to my producer for a second. 221 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,680 Are we, are we, is there going to be like a legal repercussion for this? 222 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,360 Are we, are we going to be okay? 223 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,360 So you made a new ringtone. 224 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,360 Oh, that's a very exciting thing. 225 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,360 It's coming out in DVD. 226 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,360 Oh, even better. 227 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,360 And then people can record it on their phone. 228 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 229 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,360 DVD, DVD. 230 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,360 Okay. 231 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,720 Well, guys, yeah, wow. 232 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,640 Thank you so much for coming in. 233 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,840 Let me ask you something. 234 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:46,880 If you had to give advice to someone, to the youth of Dunbracken, what would you say to 235 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,880 them as a final word? 236 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 237 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,560 You may only have two legs. 238 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,760 You may only have two arms. 239 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,800 You may only have two feet. 240 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,280 But you know what you got one of? 241 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280 You got one of? 242 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,280 A heart. 243 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,280 Except I didn't. 244 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,280 He got the heart. 245 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,840 That is beautiful. 246 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,120 Thank you so much for coming. 247 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Thank you, Paulie. 248 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,160 I know, sorry we didn't have everything properly set up for you. 249 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,160 No, no, no. 250 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,160 It's all love. 251 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,160 It's all love. 252 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,160 Yeah. 253 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,160 Jimmy. 254 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,600 I came in here with so much vitriol for you, but then I looked at your two legs and your 255 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,600 two eyes. 256 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,600 You couldn't look in my two eyes. 257 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,600 Yeah. 258 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,600 Paulie, Paulie. 259 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,200 You know you couldn't look in my two eyes and say no to me. 260 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,720 Well, that's going to be us. 261 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,720 Thank you so much for listening. 262 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:29,200 This is Roger Stirling from Dunbracken 105.7 signing off. 263 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,200 Thank you so much. 264 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:42,480 Danielle, I'm so, I'm so sorry. 265 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:48,160 I thought I didn't realize that comical whipped cream pies were just the cream. 266 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,800 I thought it would be more effective if I had the full rhubarb pie underneath. 267 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,560 And I'm sorry. 268 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,040 I didn't mean to do the damage that I've done. 269 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,200 I just wanted to have a silly little prank to record, to send in some WhatsApp groups. 270 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,160 That child is in the hospital now. 271 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,160 I didn't, I didn't know. 272 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,080 I just thought that it was normal. 273 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,000 I thought people reacted well to being hit in the face with, you know, full short cross 274 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,480 pastry pies. 275 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,000 You cooked a full short cross pastry pie. 276 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Yes. 277 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,440 You used oven mitts and threw a Pyrex bowl. 278 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,000 It's at the start of the video. 279 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,080 I thought it was going to be good misdirection. 280 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,280 I also didn't know the child was going to walk up. 281 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,200 You didn't even take it out of the bowl and put it into like tin foil. 282 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,200 You threw glass. 283 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Yeah. 284 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200 It was fresh out the oven. 285 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,280 I needed, I'd spent so much time making the pie that I needed to catch up. 286 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,760 So I just put whipped cream on the top of it and it started melting and I threw it. 287 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,160 So it was hot and cold. 288 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,840 Jim now has to get rhubarb surgically removed. 289 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:53,560 It has burned into, it is, he has been, he is now a syrup boy. 290 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,200 Daniel, I didn't mean for Jim to be a syrup boy. 291 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,440 I think that's evident. 292 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,700 I am repentant. 293 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:03,160 I will go to church and I will explain to the priest everything that happened. 294 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,560 Heck, I will show him the video. 295 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,160 Just cause you go to church doesn't mean you're not going to get a fine. 296 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,680 What do you mean get a fine? 297 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,680 Can't get out of this. 298 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,040 At the very least, you're going to get a fine. 299 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,040 There's a good chance. 300 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,280 Daniel, don't issue me a fine. 301 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,800 I'm not going to issue you a fine. 302 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800 It's going to be the law. 303 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,840 There's going to be a good chance that you're going to get worse than a fine. 304 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,000 I'm saying like worst case scenario, a fine is what you're going to get. 305 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,120 Daniel, I can, I can delete the video and you can just not tell anyone. 306 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,480 You put the video up? 307 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,160 No, it's in my drafts. 308 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,960 I just won't put it in the WhatsApp groups. 309 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,440 Don't put it, why would you? 310 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,960 Yes, don't put it, delete it. 311 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,960 Delete all evidence. 312 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:40,040 Intention was a funny little thing to share around because I always see people sharing 313 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,640 their own clips and they're getting all these laugh reacts. 314 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,640 And maybe I just want a bit of that. 315 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,040 I don't even need the conversation. 316 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,040 I don't even need that gratification. 317 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,200 I just want to be a part of something. 318 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:53,840 I just wanted to have something to show and I didn't mean to make Jim into a Syrup boy. 319 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,440 You weren't able to call the ambulance for four minutes because you still wanted to get 320 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,920 his full reaction. 321 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:04,240 It's important to get full coverage just in case I need to go back in the edit later and 322 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,480 cut to a wide shot. 323 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,080 Look, no one likes Jim. 324 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,760 We can all admit that none of us like it, but we, I just don't think he deserves to 325 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760 be a Syrup boy. 326 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,960 I didn't mean to get Jim. 327 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,280 Who are you trying to get? 328 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,880 I meant to get Tim. 329 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,880 His twin? 330 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:29,320 The town council would like to inform everyone that the search for a new sister city has 331 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,320 begun. 332 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320 It's fine. 333 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,440 It's, it's not a big deal. 334 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,440 We're moving on. 335 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,560 We've got a load of new sister cities in the pipeline anyway, so it's not like we needed 336 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,840 them to make ourselves feel good. 337 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,880 We're at, I mean, we're not a city. 338 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,360 We're just a town. 339 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:50,680 But it's, we don't need anyone to define ourselves, but we're going to continue trying 340 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,240 to find someone, you know, cause it's not like we should stop trying. 341 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,980 It's going to, it's going to be okay. 342 00:16:56,980 --> 00:17:01,240 This isn't the end for us just cause we don't have a sister city anymore. 343 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,880 Even though we're a town, look, it's just, it's a confusing period for us. 344 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,520 I bet you they're doing really well. 345 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:15,040 Probably got a new city that's like won awards and has gangrene awareness and nobody's died 346 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,040 in forever. 347 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:22,080 Dunbracken, the biggest small town in the world. 348 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,080 We'll be okay. 349 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:33,360 Anyway, so, I mean, I've got like an official, like a qualified person to run the pedicure 350 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 this year. 351 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,000 So I think, I think I'm locked in now. 352 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Okay. 353 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,320 And whenever you say you've got a qualified guy, you've, you've checked that license, 354 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,320 right? 355 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 That's a vet and everything. 356 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,320 Oh, okay. 357 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,040 They're a lot more expensive, but I think it'll be worth it. 358 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040 Okay. 359 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,040 Okay. 360 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,760 So this isn't another license to kill, Paul, you're sure about that? 361 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,440 No, it's an actual, it's an actual vet. 362 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,560 He was, he was very insistent that the other guy wouldn't be there as well. 363 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,920 He messaged me a lot and I thought maybe he could like shadow, but the vet was very insistent. 364 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,480 No, no guy from Greg's list. 365 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,480 Okay. 366 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,920 So what I'm hearing is you got no venomous animals coming. 367 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920 You've got a pet and yes. 368 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,840 And in fact, I've asked the people at the gates, if anyone comes in with their own venomous 369 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,840 animals, do not let them in. 370 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,840 Okay. 371 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,600 So what about poison control? 372 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600 Where do we come in? 373 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:19,000 So a lot of people aren't confident in my ability to guarantee no venomous reptiles. 374 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Okay. 375 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,520 They're also concerned because last year, well, people didn't have much of an opportunity 376 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520 to eat. 377 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,480 They suspected some of the food was not of great quality. 378 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,520 So they would just feel a lot better about having someone from poison control there. 379 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Yeah. 380 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,520 Okay. 381 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,080 Like if you come, I'll get you somewhere to stay and you get to, you know, enjoy the 382 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,080 fare for free. 383 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,080 You just sort of need to be like on call. 384 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,080 Oh, that'd be great. 385 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,080 Yeah. 386 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080 Yeah. 387 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,960 I heard the food was tasty, if not risky. 388 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,640 And this year it'll just be tasty. 389 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,640 Yeah. 390 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,640 Okay. 391 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640 I doubt that so much. 392 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,640 I mean, I think there's a reason I'm coming. 393 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:54,760 Well, the reason was that I had dropped the ball and cut too many corners, one would say. 394 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,760 Yeah. 395 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,400 I mean, these are all the things I had heard about you. 396 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400 Yeah. 397 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,960 I'm concerned you've heard about me. 398 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,080 Do you live close to down Bracken or is rain for me spread? 399 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,080 Oh, no, no, no. 400 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,040 And I mean, I need to speak about that. 401 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,240 I do need quite substantial transport fees. 402 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,240 Oh, okay. 403 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,240 Right. 404 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,160 I'll see what I can do. 405 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,160 I have some budget. 406 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,160 It's just, okay. 407 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,160 Well, I've got my own place. 408 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,160 You can stay at my place. 409 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,120 There'll be one other vendor staying there as well. 410 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,600 And I'm not allowed to be staying there. 411 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,520 So you two may have to place to yourself. 412 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,520 I'll take you up on that. 413 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,520 I'll bring the boat. 414 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,520 It runs on. 415 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,520 Yeah. 416 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,520 It runs on diesel. 417 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,520 It's good. 418 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,520 It's a good boat. 419 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,520 Where are you located? 420 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,520 I'm in an island. 421 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,520 Oh, okay. 422 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,520 That's great. 423 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,200 What's the like petrol costs to get here? 424 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,360 I think it's going to cost about 11, 11, 12 pounds each way. 425 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 It's not much. 426 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360 Okay. 427 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 No, I can spring that. 428 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 Okay. 429 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,360 All right. 430 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,360 That's great. 431 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,560 And I'm allowed to tell people someone from poison control will be there because some 432 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,880 people have agreed to come, but they don't want it to be known until the day. 433 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,120 I'd prefer for it to be a surprise. 434 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,440 It's just a lot of people will only come if they know someone from poison control. 435 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,120 I wouldn't have to name you, but I didn't catch your name. 436 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,560 Let's just keep that a surprise too. 437 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,800 You sound just like the guy from Gregg's List. 438 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,720 That's I'm a little bit concerned, but I can see more qualified. 439 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,160 No, no, no, no, no. 440 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,840 I'm nothing like the guy of Gregg's List. 441 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,800 Oh, I was worried that you weren't qualified there for a second. 442 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800 You give me a heart attack. 443 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800 No, no, no. 444 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800 I know what I'm doing. 445 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,800 Okay. 446 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,800 I've got certificates. 447 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:27,080 Can I say that your organization is sending representative? 448 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,360 Just tell them it's going to be fine. 449 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,480 Just tell them it's going to be okay. 450 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480 You've got it under control. 451 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:36,000 I've said that too many times and sometimes I've gotten a little bit teary when I said 452 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 it. 453 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,440 How's your eye contact when you say it? 454 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 Just say it like this. 455 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,920 They say it's uncomfortable, but direct. 456 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,920 Just say it like this. 457 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,920 Okay. 458 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,520 Say it's going to be fine. 459 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 Trust me. 460 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520 I'm Paul. 461 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,520 All right. 462 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520 I've got this under control. 463 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520 Now that seems a wee bit aggressive. 464 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,320 And it felt a bit aggressive to me. 465 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,320 Was it aggressive? 466 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320 No, it's assertive. 467 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320 Assertive. 468 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,320 Yeah. 469 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:05,120 I've lost a lot of credibility, so I think deferent might be more appropriate for me. 470 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120 The what, sorry? 471 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120 Deferent. 472 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,120 Am I using that right? 473 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,480 It's not a word I've ever heard in this island. 474 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,480 Okay. 475 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,480 Greg was confident. 476 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,600 Use it in a sentence? 477 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,080 I am deferent to a higher authority. 478 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,840 You into God, Paul? 479 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:26,720 I used to be, but I feel like if God was real, he would have stopped me. 480 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:34,320 Here, what's its name? 481 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,320 Tibbs. 482 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320 Tibbs? 483 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,320 Here, Tibbs. 484 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320 Tibbs. 485 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,320 Tibby. 486 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,120 Why do we have to look for the mayor's cat? 487 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,120 Can't he do it himself? 488 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,960 He was elected. 489 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,200 We voted for him, so now we have to do whatever he says. 490 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 I'm a bin man. 491 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,760 Just because I work for the council doesn't mean I have to do everything the mayor says. 492 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,000 Well, I'm an accountant. 493 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,720 I don't even work directly for the council. 494 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,720 All right. 495 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,720 You guys have a bad... 496 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,920 We're putting out a fire right now. 497 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,360 Instead, he's put all the firemen on this. 498 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,360 Oh, really? 499 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360 Yeah. 500 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360 We've got to find this cat real quick. 501 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360 Yeah, we've got to get him fast. 502 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,360 Tibbs? 503 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360 Is it a... 504 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,480 Not that it matters, but is it a boy or girl cat? 505 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,960 I have a list of pseudonyms. 506 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:14,520 Tibbs, Mr. Tibbles, Mrs. Tibblington, Tibberoo. 507 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,520 Tibberoo? 508 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,000 An Australian cat? 509 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 It's unclear. 510 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,440 Have we had a visual description of it yet? 511 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,720 I'm just hoping for a cat that responds to Tibbs. 512 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,120 Yeah, no, same here. 513 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:29,680 I was busy in the office filing people's taxes and whatnot, so I've never seen this cat. 514 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,680 Do we even know it exists? 515 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:36,000 I see a lot of cats on the rounds, but I wouldn't know the mayor's cat. 516 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,520 I don't empty the mayor's bin. 517 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,280 Who empties the mayor's bin? 518 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280 That's above my pay grade. 519 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280 Okay, interesting. 520 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,080 You think that I would have access to that confidential waste? 521 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,800 I didn't think there was separate bins for different people. 522 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:50,360 I don't think you know how much you can learn about a man from his waste, what his rappers 523 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:54,800 are, what his discards lead to. 524 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,800 Wealth of information. 525 00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:01,360 You could steal a man's identity, not just his personal identity for the bank, but his 526 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,520 personality identity. 527 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,960 You could know everything about him. 528 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,960 Mayor Eval uses his privacy too much. 529 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,960 Fair enough. 530 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,960 Didn't mean to touch your nerve there. 531 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,960 I was just learning. 532 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,760 Which is why I'm so surprised we've got so much information about this cat. 533 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,960 Yeah, that is. 534 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,960 Four names. 535 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,960 At least they were known of. 536 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,160 Those are the confirmed ones it responds to. 537 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,920 Again, no visual description though. 538 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,600 It makes it difficult. 539 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:28,440 Well, I guess as a vet, you can't really steal the identity of a cat. 540 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440 Sorry. 541 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,800 I've been looking in this tree. 542 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800 I just overheard just- 543 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800 Do you mean- 544 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800 Are you stuck in the tree? 545 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,440 No, I'm here on my own free will. 546 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,440 I think the cat's here. 547 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,960 He'd be able to get you because he's a fireman. 548 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,440 I'm not on fireman duty until we find this cat. 549 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,160 Are you a veterinarian or are you a veteran of some- 550 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:48,920 No, I actually stole someone's identity and now I'm playing as a veterinarian. 551 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,400 I was about to put down a horse, but got the call and had to go looking for this cat. 552 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,600 Well, either way, thank you for your service. 553 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,600 Thank you. 554 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,600 Tibbs? 555 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,600 Tibb-a-roo? 556 00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600 Miss Tippington, was it? 557 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,800 I have a list that says Tom-Tom. 558 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,120 You have a different list from us? 559 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120 I have a different list. 560 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,120 Oh. 561 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,120 Thomas, Thomas the cat engine. 562 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,120 That's a deaf- we don't have those names. 563 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,120 To-to. 564 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,480 This might be- you might be on a different cat search. 565 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,200 Wait, is this not the chief of police? 566 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,200 No, this is the mayor's. 567 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200 Oh. 568 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,200 We're looking for the mayor's cat. 569 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,320 That's- I feel like an idiot. 570 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,520 I've been in this tree for a day. 571 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,000 I think those two run off together. 572 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,560 Oh, that would be nice. 573 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,920 Tibb-a-roo and Thomas the- 574 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,120 Thomas and Tibbs? 575 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,120 Wow. 576 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,120 Yeah, I think so. 577 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,320 Who are we to stand in the way of true cat love? 578 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,320 That's- that's beautiful. 579 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,040 As someone who has been impersonating a veterinarian, is that possible? 580 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Indeed, yeah. 581 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,760 I have seen a lot of cats that I was about to put down and then decided against it because 582 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,680 they had fallen in love and I couldn't do that to the completely healthy cat that would 583 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,200 lose their love. 584 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:53,440 So instead I allowed them to slowly deteriorate over a year and have to watch the love of 585 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,440 their cat life just become a shell of its once strong life. 586 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,440 Wait. 587 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:03,480 I hear two cats making love in a bin. 588 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,480 Well, I'll just go kill them both at the same time. 589 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,800 Or wait, no. 590 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,800 I'm stuck in the tree. 591 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,120 Yeah, I mean, I was interested to see how you were going to get down from the- 592 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,280 Well, no, they're safe for now, but if I catch them, I'll probably put them down and it won't 593 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280 be out of choice. 594 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 It'll just be pure instinct. 595 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:24,160 Can we just put something heavy on the bin lid and wheel it to the mayor and call it 596 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,160 a day? 597 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,760 Deliver onto him two fucking cats. 598 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,760 What if- 599 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,880 I only empty bins. 600 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,840 I don't bring a full bin back. 601 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,120 You must bring them somewhere. 602 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:36,840 I would need to take the other cat though because I need to get the chief's cat, of 603 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840 course. 604 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:44,320 The mayor ranks the chief. 605 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,360 You can't fucking come in here like that. 606 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,200 You can't tell me what I can and can't do. 607 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,120 I'm in the middle of an interview with a good friend of mine. 608 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,120 You punched my body guards. 609 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,120 Are you okay? 610 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,360 Look, let me lighten the mood. 611 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360 I'll sing my ringtone. 612 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Jimmy, it doesn't- we're not on that right now. 613 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,360 It doesn't matter if you fucking sing your ringtone. 614 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,360 It's not for this. 615 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360 It's for the room. 616 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360 It's not gonna calm this down. 617 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360 It's not gonna fix the situation. 618 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360 It's not gonna fix the situation. 619 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360 Hey, pick up your phone. 620 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360 Pick up your phone. 621 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,360 Jimmy, stop. 622 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,360 It's a great ringtone. 623 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360 Jimmy, stop. 624 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360 It's a ringtone. 625 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360 Get on DVD. 626 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,360 Get it on DVD, yeah. 627 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360 Why is it on DVD? 628 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,360 It's a ringtone. 629 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,360 Because people can record it with their phones. 630 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,360 Is there a hospital on the way? 631 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,360 A hospital on the way. 632 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,360 Look, I will be. 633 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,360 Look, I'm muddled. 634 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,360 I'm muddled. 635 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,360 Look what you've done to me. 636 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,360 Are you saying that I can't come back here and interview? 637 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,360 You're not welcome. 638 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,360 Jimmy, you're not welcome here again. 639 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,360 Oh, you don't do that to Jimmy. 640 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360 Oh, oh, oh, look into my two eyes. 641 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,360 Look into my two eyes and my two legs. 642 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,360 You know you wanna play. 643 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:37,360 No, look at what I do for this town. 644 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,360 This is more you are beneath me. 645 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:46,360 You can say that to Polly Two Arms, but you can't say that to Jimmy Two Legs. 646 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,360 We're gonna take it outside. 647 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,360 I will. 648 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,360 Just that my two arms are gonna be flailing. 649 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,360 DVD. 650 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,360 Not DVD. 651 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,360 Everyone, get the fuck out of here. 652 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,360 Oh, he seems angry. 653 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,360 All right. 654 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,360 Oh, yeah, I'll be. 655 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,360 I love you. 656 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,360 I love you. 657 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,360 I love you. 658 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,360 Get the fuck out. 659 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,360 I love you. 660 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,360 I love you. 661 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360 All about it. 662 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:13,720 Back to Dunbraken is created, produced and edited by Connlith McBae. 663 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,800 For more information and podcasts, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow 664 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,240 us at dunbrakenpod on Instagram. 665 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:28,560 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Marcus Keeley, Laura Conlon, Kieren Sams, Connor 666 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,560 Rettig, Cap McKnight and Arn Marshall. 667 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:38,120 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon and you can check out his 668 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,160 entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 669 00:27:41,160 --> 00:28:00,920 Thank you for listening, we look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.