1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Hey everybody, this is Roger Sterling coming at you from Dunbracken 105.7. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 This is so cool. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Paul, just wait one second, I've got to do the intro first and then you can come in once I... 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Sorry, won't help me again. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 No, it's okay. Don't worry, don't worry. I'll start the intro again and then you can come in. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Hey everybody, it's Roger Sterling coming at you live from Dunbracken 105.7. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 And I'm here with a very, very special guest today, guys. 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,000 He is the main guy who's been organizing the town fair at the moment, so we're very lucky to have him here. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Like, I actually didn't think we'd even get the time to be in the same studio, so give yourself an introduction there, Paul. 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Yeah, you can speak now. Yeah, please. 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh, it's great to be on the show. It's great to be greeted with joy and enthusiasm. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I'm trying to bring the town fair back, as you said, and everyone in town is attentive about this. 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,000 They all have strong opinions, they all have requests, and I'm hoping that everyone will come. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 We've got the mayors, go ahead. 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Yeah, we've got that too. It's amazing, you know, and we were just... 16 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 None of the other mayors have ever shown interest. 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 First time I've seen a mayor show interest. 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Next week? Yeah, it's happening next week. 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Okay. Yes. 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Sorry, you seem to be exasperated, but I don't think I've done something wrong yet. 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 No, it's okay. It's okay. So, Paul... 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Will you be there? Can I say you'll be there? 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Of course I'll be there. Yeah, of course. Yes. 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Yes, that's part of the reason why I've got you on the show here today, you know. 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I wanted to announce my formal attendance at the fair, and I wanted to just maybe get those last minute ticket sales, 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 and you know, make sure we get everybody in Dunbrack an attendant, because we all know it's going to be a great time. 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 You've been working really hard for it. 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I have been working really hard on it. It's been difficult because my involvement had contributed to some issues in the past, 29 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 so I've been working hard to get other people to contribute so that I would contribute less. 30 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 So that's been a big sales point so far. 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Lots of people go, have you been organizing? I said, I've been organizing other people to organize it, and they get very excited when they hear that. 32 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Do you want to talk about last year's fair at all? 33 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Well, it's been a few years since the last... 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Again, last year, that wasn't a fair. That was just the cleanup from the storm. 35 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 People get those confused quite a lot. 36 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 That is the case, yeah. 37 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:21,000 But it showed that there's a community spirit here in Dunbracken, and I think that community spirit can also be put together to have a great family time 38 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 and eat cotton candy and guess who that celebrity under the blanket is? 39 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I wonder who it might be. We don't know. 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 We don't know. It's very exciting. 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Very secret. Could be anybody. Could be the biggest celebrity in town. We don't know. 42 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 It's out of town. 43 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Well, so you heard it here, first ladies and gentlemen, we have Paul. Thank you so much for coming on today. 44 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I also want to say we've got poison control there. They'll be hanging around. 45 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:54,000 They're not needed, but they'll be there if you have questions, depending, Sue. No reptiles. 46 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Okay, amazing, yeah. 47 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Oh, yes, I was going to say, you're not allowed to bring your own reptiles. Strict no reptiles policy. 48 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 49 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 The pollution makes the sunset extra beautiful, doesn't it? 50 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 It's like a watercoloury kind of atmosphere. 51 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I know. The colours. 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Quality. They're just so vivid. 53 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Toxic green hue over the river. 54 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I don't think you'd get that anywhere but Dunbracken. 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Honestly, I would never come anywhere else on my dates. 56 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Did you see the porpoise or dolphin? I never quite learned the difference, but there was like a school of them out here last week. Stunning. 57 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Oh, is it like that? 58 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yes, I was getting like it would be fluid motion, but it was like slow motion. 59 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I know, and you can just really capture the beauty of their movements. 60 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Right? 61 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Like I just wish I had my sketchbook, you know. 62 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I know, but they do disintegrate quickly up here, don't they? 63 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Maybe highlighters would have actually caught the kind of colour scheme even better. 64 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Yeah, and that kind of luminescent kind of effect that comes off it. 65 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I feel like only markers could capture the thickness of the smog as well, and I feel like colouring in pencils may be too opaque for it. 66 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah, so maybe it's, well, I didn't bring my sketchbooks. I probably would have just packed my colouring pencils. 67 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 That's such a good point. 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Mama, Papa, what would happen if I threw Tabitha off the bridge? 69 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 You can take this one. 70 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I says I didn't want to bring him. 71 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I said I didn't want to have him. 72 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Mama? 73 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Oh, yes, dear. 74 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 What did you just say? 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I said that I didn't want your father to come on this picnic. 76 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 No, Papa is ruining it. Look at him. Disgusting. 77 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I have to look at him every morning, honestly. 78 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I'm happy to leave. 79 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Please do. 80 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Both of yous, forever. If this is the way yous want it to be. 81 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Gemma, I'm sorry, this is a funny old time for you to join our family for lunch today, but... 82 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah, and I did think children had been banned from the Outlook. 83 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Zach's special. It's just typically their lungs can't take it. 84 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Yes, I see that, Zach. Very good. 85 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:32,000 And I understand that this might be a bit odd for you, but do you mind if I just clear up one point with my, for now, husband? 86 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Is this on there for now? 87 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Yes, Simon, if you go, is there any way in which you could take him with you? 88 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 No. 89 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Papa, let's go. 90 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 No, it's a very much a this or that type situation. 91 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Leave with him. 92 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:53,000 No, it's a he will be here and I won't be, or he's going and I will be here. 93 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Papa, we can jump together. 94 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Simon, there is one more option. 95 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 We all go? 96 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Come on. 97 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Yeah. 98 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I'm coming. 99 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Darling, you stay there. Look out at the pretty, pretty colors talking to your father. 100 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I'll just play with the snails. 101 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Yes, good, good. 102 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I brought your yo-yo, I packed your yo-yo. 103 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I might eat them. 104 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Shush. 105 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Gemma's here. You and I could have another go of it. 106 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I don't see any reason not. 107 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Maybe we'll get on better. 108 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Gemma, you could be my new mama. 109 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 We used to like each other. 110 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 At some point. 111 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Sorry, guys, I'm only three feet away. Do you want me to hear this? 112 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 So the fact that you've already heard the idea, what's your thoughts? 113 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 He does seem to be a lively boy. Very smart. 114 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I think that's why. 115 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I'm quite into snails myself. I could do with an assistant. 116 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 So many snails. 117 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 This could be a win-win-win-win. 118 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Should be just go now. 119 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 He's out on nappies. He sleeps mostly through the night. 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 How's he at cooking? 121 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Snails. 122 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Escargot. 123 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 French, very sophisticated. 124 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Escargot. 125 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Good boy, Zarg. You speak French as well. 126 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 He's amazing at languages. 127 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Brilliant at languages. Take him on holiday. He just picks it up. 128 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Battle vision, Chakhtun. 129 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:12,000 He does sound great, but one thought is why are you not rid of him? 130 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Really killing our relationship? It's a massive cock block in the house. 131 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I killed a dog. 132 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 What was that, Zarg? 133 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I like ice cream. 134 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Okay. 135 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Lola didn't last long after we arrived. 136 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 What's to think about here? 137 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,000 No, no, don't overthink it. Just what does your gut say? 138 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I'm... 139 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 You looked like you nodded your head. 140 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Gemma, I can see the maternal instincts jumping out of you. 141 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I did say... 142 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 This was going to be my year for saying yes. 143 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Simon, I think we should just go. 144 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Let you two just get used to each other. 145 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 What does that say? 146 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 It seems this is happening. 147 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Zarg, say goodbye to your mummy and daddy. 148 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Bye. 149 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Bye, Zarg. 150 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Bye. 151 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I guess it's just the two of us. 152 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 We should get to know each other. 153 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah. 154 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I killed the dog. 155 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Okay, I'll start the reading now. 156 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Welcome to Mous, the home for funerals. 157 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I'll start this again. 158 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Welcome to Mous, the home for funerals. 159 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 We serve all types of funerals here. 160 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Sorry that your loved one is lost or you've lost your... 161 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Mal, would you like me to stop the recording? 162 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It's not going out live. 163 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 No, no. 164 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:42,000 We made sure you said repeatedly to go out live and we were like, no, we'll just record this. 165 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Because I was going to make the joke. 166 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 We're going out live. 167 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Unlike your loved one who might be dead. 168 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh yeah, that's pretty good. 169 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Go live. 170 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 You want to go live? 171 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Okay. 172 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 You just want... 173 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Go live. 174 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Okay. 175 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,000 You're live, Mal. 176 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Alconel's funeral home. 177 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 They don't bury the bodies. 178 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 They just throw them in a dump. 179 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I've seen them do it. 180 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 But you can trust Mal's funeral home. 181 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 We will bury your loved ones. 182 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Mal, you're so off script. 183 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Like 40 feet deep. 184 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Mal, you're so off script right now. 185 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 50 feet, if you ask nicely. 186 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 They're going to sue us, Mal. 187 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Alconel's, I swear I saw them do this. 188 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I heard one of them say, we don't care about the dead. 189 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 They're dead. 190 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Mal, this is going out live. 191 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I know what I'm saying. 192 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I know what I'm saying. 193 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 And Alconel's, I'll take you. 194 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 I'm going to take you down. 195 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 And I'll be burying you. 196 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I'll bury your whole family. 197 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 All 14 of your kids. 198 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Why are you procreating so much? 199 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 You freaks. 200 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Trying to make up for all the dead people. 201 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Now put in your phone number or address. 202 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I also have... 203 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Put in the details of the funeral home, Mal. 204 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I'm going to do the news now. 205 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Mal's funeral home. 206 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Record business. 207 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Now we paid for an hour slot. 208 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Just focus on us. 209 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:13,000 High craft coffins made by yours truly. 210 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Why are you only confident when you're slandering Alconel's? 211 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 You're right. 212 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Stick to what you know. 213 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Alconel's, you're a piece of shit. 214 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I hope your hearse crashes. 215 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Then they just drive the hearse into the trash. 216 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 The landfill. 217 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Okay, I was doing better the first time around. 218 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I'll admit that. 219 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I'm kind of losing confidence here. 220 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Okay, the number you have to call. 221 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 That is not Alconel's. 222 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 If you want to bury a loved one or set them on fire, 223 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,000 put them in a vase or whatever, a jar. 224 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:53,000 It's 028 30 848 DEAD on your telephone. 225 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Or you can talk to me on Skype. 226 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I'm always on Skype, like 24 7. 227 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I pay a lot for a premium service. 228 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Approve. 229 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Hey, what are you saying about my business here? 230 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Alconel... 231 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Don't throw people out in the garbage. 232 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 How dare you? 233 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 You do. I saw you do it. 234 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Don't do that. 235 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh, yeah? 236 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Yeah. 237 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Okay, cut me off. 238 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Cut me off. 239 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 You know what? 240 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 We're done. 241 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 We're done. 242 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 We're done. 243 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 We do great funerals. 244 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 We can barely fit them all in the graveyard. 245 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 You get all the business. 246 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 We don't dump people's bodies. 247 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 We don't. 248 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 You get too much business. 249 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And our hearse would never crash. 250 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 You get too much business. 251 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Sorry, I pressed the wrong button. 252 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Now we're off life. 253 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Now you're off life? 254 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Come on. 255 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 You got all your slander out. 256 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 You couldn't put me back on. 257 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Put it back on. 258 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 You didn't pay for the room. 259 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 If you want to go half season in the room. 260 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I don't want to go half season in the room. 261 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I don't want to go half season in the room. 262 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Hi, Roger. 263 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 One second, Paul. 264 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,000 So you were asking if we could get his wife on the line. 265 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 One second, Paul. 266 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 You were asking if we could try and get his wife on the line for a gatcha moment. 267 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 We have Pauline on the line with you, Roger. 268 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 She doesn't know it's you because she's been refusing this. 269 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 So I don't know how you want to play this. 270 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 He's estranged wife, I should say. 271 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 I'll just tell her straight. 272 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 She wants nothing to do with it. 273 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Pauline, hi. 274 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 This is Roger from Dunbracken 105.7. 275 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm also here, Paul. 276 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 I'm here with Paul in the studio who I believe is your estranged husband. 277 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Do you have anything you want to say to him live on air? 278 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 How did you get my number? 279 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 They won't give me your number. 280 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 They called them. 281 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I don't have your number. 282 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 The town fair is next week if you want to come. 283 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Why would I want to go to the town fair? 284 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 It just could be a good time. 285 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 It could be a family moment. 286 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Fortunately for you, I've booked three weeks in Barbados. 287 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 I got wind that you were going to do this damn fair again. 288 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,000 And I didn't want to have to go through the sights and signs of it once more. 289 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Okay, I just thought it was my weekend, next weekend with our kid. 290 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 His kid name is Katie, Roger. 291 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And for the next two weeks as well, if you can. 292 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I didn't want to dox my child. 293 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Our child. 294 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Our child, yeah. 295 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Katie can come to Barbados if she wants. 296 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 It was meant to be my weekend. 297 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Does Katie have a favorite? 298 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 She doesn't like your show, if that's what you're asking. 299 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Oh. 300 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 She has it for older people. 301 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Yeah, I suppose that's true. 302 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Is that what you meant? 303 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Sure. 304 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Sorry, Paul, you knew what you were saying? 305 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 She'd be very excited about a celebrity under the blank. 306 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I'm sorry, why have you phoned me up? 307 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I just wanted to give you guys a chance to connect. 308 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Maybe see if Paul could extend an olive branch. 309 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I don't like olives. 310 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 It's a metaphor. 311 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I wouldn't wave a branch at her. 312 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 If you still loved me, you would have known that. 313 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I did know that. 314 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I don't have a... 315 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Look, I know this is an audiovisual, but... 316 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Then why did you bring tapenade to dinner that time? 317 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Paul, I just wanted something fancy, and I didn't... 318 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And you didn't know there was olives in it? 319 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I didn't. 320 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 I was afraid to ask what's in it at the risk of seeming ignorant. 321 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Incredible. 322 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Paul, how could you not know that tapenade is olive juice? 323 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 That's crazy. 324 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Can you let me do an ad read or something so that I can at least get some money for this? 325 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 No, we're going to hang up on you now. 326 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Thank you so much. 327 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Great. 328 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 So that was Pauline. 329 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 How did you get her number? 330 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Don't worry about it. 331 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 So thank you so much for coming on today, Paul. 332 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 It's been an absolute delight. 333 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 We've learned... 334 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Oh, I've got nothing on. 335 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I can hang around. 336 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 No. 337 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 We're going to be signing off here. 338 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 This is Roger from Dumbraken 105.7. 339 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Can I have you to sign off? 340 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Yeah. 341 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Okay. 342 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Go on ahead, Paul. 343 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Okay. 344 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Do you have a script? 345 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 This is Roger from Dumbraken 105.7. 346 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Thank you so much. 347 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:42,000 See you at the fair, everybody. 348 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Okay. 349 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 So first thing, if I'm talking... 350 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I thought that went great. 351 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah. 352 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 It didn't. 353 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Oh no. 354 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Did you do something wrong? 355 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I never do anything wrong, Paul. 356 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Okay. 357 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Katie disagrees. 358 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 When I speak, you don't speak, right? 359 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Isn't that right? 360 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 That's right. 361 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Do you still need me on this line? 362 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Oh, you're still here. 363 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Oh, great. 364 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Yes. 365 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 No, this is wonderful, actually. 366 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I'm just saying my parents would be there as well. 367 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,000 So if you need someone else to look after Katie, if you don't trust me. 368 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Katie can make her own decision if she wants to come with me to our business. 369 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 She can go to your fair. 370 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Do you think this clip would appeal to her or should I try a different pitch? 371 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 What do you think, Roger? 372 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 I think you are some of the worst parents I have ever seen. 373 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 That's not fair. 374 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Pauline's a great parent. 375 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 That's not fair. 376 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I'm on a phone. 377 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You can't see me. 378 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 I... 379 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 We can't see Paul. 380 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000 And I'll say that I look like the parent I am. 381 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Does this look secure to you? 382 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 The big lock of hair I have here. 383 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,000 It says that it would hold it in place, but it doesn't seem like it would hold many people out. 384 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 I think I could take a chainsaw to that and break that lock of hair. 385 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Yeah, like I really don't know what else I'm meant to secure it with. 386 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Where's the hair from? 387 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 I don't want to say. 388 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 But I want to know. 389 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I would like to know too. 390 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 And surely it will really depend on the thickness of the hair. 391 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 It can be really variable. 392 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,000 I'm also colour blind, so if you could describe the colour of the hair to me, that would really help me paint this picture. 393 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:23,000 I would say it's a thick, brown, coarse toe hair that's been woven together for strength. 394 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 From a human toe or... 395 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 From my own, yes. 396 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 From your own toe. 397 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 And when you say woven, are you talking braided, twisted? 398 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Like a loom? 399 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Like a friendship bracelet when you kind of knot it. 400 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Yeah. 401 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 While we're on the subject, did you say toe or toed? 402 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Toed. 403 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Toed. 404 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Toed. 405 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Toed. 406 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yes. 407 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Okay. 408 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Toe hair. 409 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Just from one or did you shave both? 410 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 No, it took two feet. 411 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Or did you clip it? 412 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 No. 413 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Lock it? 414 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Locked. 415 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 The full feet? 416 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I was told that the root would add strength. 417 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Like a root vegetable? 418 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Yes, similar to that. 419 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Understood. 420 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 And in terms of the weaving, I outsourced that to my niece. 421 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Oh, smaller hands. 422 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Yes. 423 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Good thinking. 424 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Good thinking. 425 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Doesn't your niece only have one hand? 426 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 She's very talented with it. 427 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,000 And if she probably like pinned it into a cushion and stuff and that almost acts as another hand then, yeah. 428 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Do you know what? 429 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I don't even want to pull back the curtain on that. 430 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 I'd rather just see the end result. 431 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Just admire her dexterity. 432 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:24,000 If we could just circle back to the beginning, what are you trying to keep hidden from us? 433 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 What was this hair doing? 434 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 This is keeping the safe closed. 435 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 What safe? 436 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Well, if I told you what was in the safe, it wouldn't be very safe for it. 437 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 And yet you still want our advice? 438 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Well, trust works both ways usually, you know, or four ways. 439 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 It's a bit cheeky, Brandon. 440 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Oh, you guys are my friends. 441 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 I thought that you would trust me to trust yous, to not trust yous. 442 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Well, trust you to trust us when you tell us what's in the safe. 443 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 See, I trust Sandra here because... 444 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Nine o'clock in the morning, safe time. 445 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And then nine o'clock in the evening, also safe time. 446 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Safe time. 447 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Safe time. 448 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Why don't you save time and only do one safe time per day? 449 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Sometimes we have tic-tacs. 450 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Safe time. 451 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000 And sometimes when we're feeling extra lonely, we have free safe time today. 452 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Hang on, you haven't invited me. 453 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Have you ever shown us your safe? 454 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I've never seen your safe, now how come they think of it? 455 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Brandon, are you trying to wriggle out of your safe? 456 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Well, technically... 457 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Your secret safe? 458 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I've shown yous the safe, I just haven't shown yous what's inside. 459 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Look, we were here for all the experiments with the arm hair, we paid our dues. 460 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 That was way too brittle. 461 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Jeff gave you eyebrow hair. 462 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 You still won't tell him what's in the safe? 463 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Even my niece couldn't weave that together though. 464 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 My armpits are still bleeding from the amount of hair you took from me. 465 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I'm pretty sure that's the only reason the hinges are still on. 466 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Can we go live again? 467 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 I have a call here. 468 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 The great funeral director. 469 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 We're very elegant, we have respectful services. 470 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000 We have official priests on some other services. 471 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 So you were not at your live? I thought he was going to jump in. 472 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 That was just recorded. 473 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Oh, you got me. You got me good. 474 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Now we are live. 475 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 In other news, I'm shutting down my Skype service. 476 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 No, no. 477 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I'm not the... shut up O'Call. 478 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000 No, I will not. I thought he was going to trick me again. 479 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000 The only people you're tricking are the bereaved families out there. 480 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I'm not tricking him. We provide a very sensitive... 481 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:25,000 I have someone in the place along with me that can attest to what you've done. 482 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Hello, this is not Mao. 483 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:33,000 And I can confirm that O'Call has definitely thrown bodies out. 484 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 They don't have official priests. They just get documents online. 485 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:41,000 No, they're official priests. They're at the church every Sunday. You know that. 486 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Don't worry, Mao. I can throw a voice changer on you. 487 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 No, that's not Mao. That's someone else talking. 488 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I can see you on my TV. You quite clearly are still talking. 489 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Why have you got Skype on TV? O'Call doesn't watch real TV. 490 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 No, you're live. You're live on my TV right now. 491 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 He just watches Skype on his TV. 492 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I've got a Skype call on and the TV on muted. So you don't get the echo. I know how Skype works. 493 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Well, you don't know how the burial service works, right? 494 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 I know how it works. I've been doing it all my life. It's a family business. 495 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 O'Call is best friends with the bin man. 496 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Yeah. He was the best man at my funeral. What's wrong with that? 497 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Best man at your funeral. You don't even know how funerals work. His man's a fraud. 498 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I have funerals on my brain. I meant to say wedding, but he will be the best man at my funeral. 499 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 We provide non-traditional services to those who want it. 500 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Well, you better see if he's available next week because I'm going to... 501 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Don't you threaten me again. 502 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I'll do what I want. 503 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Just don't do it live on air. 504 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I paid for the hour. I'll make use of it. 505 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 We have 44 minutes. If you want to... 506 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000 I'll be very clear. If you kill me, I want my family to bury me. I will not be buried by you. 507 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 You do not trust me? 508 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 No. 509 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Yeah. That's a good point. 510 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I also don't trust... 511 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:52,000 So you don't trust this person who isn't Mal. How about we get Mal back in the room? 512 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:58,000 The TV is live. I could see it's still... It's not pre-recorded. 513 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Okay, I'm back. Yeah, that guy's run now. He ran out of the office. 514 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I didn't change my voice. I was watching Countdown and then suddenly you popped on TV. 515 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 How about you... 516 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 He started slandering me. 517 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 How about you count down to your funeral? 518 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Because you're... 519 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Stop threatening me. 520 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Well, I don't think you'll find this was actually the first threat and the other threat was not Mal. 521 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Again, it was live. We could see him talk. 522 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Well, come down to Mal's if you want a good burial. 523 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Don't go to O'Connell's. 524 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Say the full name. 525 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 O'Connell's Shooter Hole Home. 526 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 02830840. 527 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Stop advertising. 528 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 O'Connell. 529 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:40,000 And we also provide financing plans to those who need it and we provide a three for two special. 530 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Ah, shit. 531 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 At the car wash. 532 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 D.F. No, no, no. We don't sing that here. 533 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Well, why not? 534 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Because then it gets stuck in our heads because it's a great song and then we'll just be singing it all day and then we'll sing it at home. 535 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I don't... I mean, it's such a fun song. 536 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 No, I know, but it's such an earworm that it's going to get stuck. 537 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 So we'll be home eating our dinner and then we'll be like, at the car wash. 538 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 And then it's like, what is happening? 539 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh, yeah. 540 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Do you know it's already happening? 541 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 It's already happening. 542 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 My wife hears me humming that song one more time. She'll eat me. 543 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Yeah, it's a real touch and go at most of our houses at the minute. 544 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Because once you start doing it and then so hard to start doing it as well. 545 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 It gets with the rhythm of the going circular motion. 546 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 It makes so much sense. 547 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 The car. 548 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 The days used to fly in like it was five minutes whenever we were humming that song. 549 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 We just couldn't stop. We're looking out for you. 550 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 We're looking out for you. 551 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Your family will disintegrate if we allow you to go. 552 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000 I mean, my family's hanging on by a thread. Your family's hanging on by a thread. 553 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 That movie Sharkdale. 554 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Ah, it was incredible. 555 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Did wonders with the car wash business and for our own motivation, we got so many more cars washed, but it's unparalleled fucking destruction of homes. 556 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 He's got to be blowing it out of proportion. 557 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Like a bit like it's just a little tune. 558 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,000 My son won't look at me anymore because he's so scared that I might break into song. 559 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:11,000 And I haven't been able to just hug my son for three years. 560 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 It's it's been awful. 561 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Hello. Hello. I am here on account of the film Shark Tale. 562 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Oh, no. And I have heard rumors that people have been singing the song car wash from Shark Tale sung by Missy Elliott and Will Smith. 563 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 And I'm here to implement legal action. 564 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 This was the other thing we were worried about. 565 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000 But you're allowed to say you're allowed to sing a song anytime. 566 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000 But we also have been served. We sung it for too long. 567 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000 You have been well, I didn't say we didn't even you have missed. 568 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000 We didn't use it. We were just song adjacent. 569 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000 No, like my sister in law, she's a lawyer. 570 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000 She told me that whenever they served papers, if they don't do it, dance, they don't do dance. 571 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 It gets served. We didn't get served. 572 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 OK, just that's always how the guy is taking. 573 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Oh, God, he's got to get toward underneath. 574 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Oh, yeah, we're getting served. 575 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Oh, this is the legal ballet boy. 576 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Wow. He's so nimble. 577 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,000 From what I from what I got, that's an eaten boy right there. 578 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I feel like I've been served twice. 579 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 I mean, I've seen him do this before. 580 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000 The last time he served before this was impressive. 581 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 But that's such a like an ancient technique. 582 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 It is. Ballet one. 583 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I usually get, you know, some type of seeing contemporary. 584 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I've seen some hip hop. 585 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Do you have the rights to perform in Nutcracker in front of us like that? 586 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000 No. Have I actually been an undercover? 587 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Oh, my God. No. Server. 588 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Are you? Holy shit. 589 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 This can't be happening to me. 590 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 You had no right. Holy shit. 591 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 To bring out that dance. Serve him. 592 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 In this servant job. 593 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Do you even have a family who's hanging on by a thread? 594 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 I've been undercover deep. Oh, my God. 595 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Sorry, Tom. We bonded so much over that. 596 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 I really thought. Have you been doing this just to catch me? 597 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000 You've been served. 598 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Serve him. No. 599 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Serve him good. 600 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I'm a lawyer. I've been a lawyer for 40 years. 601 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Don't do it. Oh, my God. 602 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 603 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000 It's his own combination of five or six different ballets. 604 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 You're mixed with contemporary. 605 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 It's wholly original. 606 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Oh, tell your wife. 607 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Thanks for dinner last night, Tom. 608 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I may never see you again. 609 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Can I learn what your real name was? 610 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000 No. Oh, he's running. 611 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 He's just running. Oh, my God. 612 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 He's off to see someone. 613 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Now he's just swimming. He's just swimming down the river. 614 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Well, boys, I guess I'm out of a lawyer job. 615 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Are you hiring here? We need a we do need. 616 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:58,000 If you want to pick up this sponge here and just start doing that headlamps. 617 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I'm looking at the college. No, no, no, no, no, no. 618 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 At the college. 619 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Look away. 620 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:20,000 At the college. 621 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Conneth McVeigh. 622 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:33,000 For more information on the podcast, including the weekly town newsletter, you can follow us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. 623 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:50,000 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Ger Donley, Cairnsands, Owen Fox, Eddie Goodwin, Rachel Coulter, Min Wicks, Adam Crossan and Joe Donaldson. 624 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:59,000 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon, and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 625 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Thank you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.