1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,520 Tag Heure has asked me to announce that his stall is still operating his usual no refunds 2 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:14,600 policy, which is a fairly unique policy in the town in which if you were to go to Tag 3 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:20,160 for a refund, you are legally obligated to buy another watch. 4 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,160 You have been warned. 5 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:32,640 Um, where are all the porta potties? 6 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,960 Where have they gone? 7 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,120 We only had them for a two hour rental window. 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,120 What? 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,920 Where am I meant to go? 10 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,720 You didn't poop in the allot at time? 11 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,720 No! 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,720 I think that's on you. 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,720 I just arrived! 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,720 I just arrived! 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,040 It was very clearly printed on the back of your ticket. 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,880 We provided facilities for a brief window of time. 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,640 I wasn't here then! 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,640 I think that's on you. 19 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,280 I think you're going to have to do what everyone else does and step out of the fair. 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,280 No, I wouldn't. 21 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,920 What you do outside our grounds is your business. 22 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,840 We're not legally liable for. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,920 You could go in the corn maze, but. 24 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:07,920 Okay, I'll go. 25 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,920 I'll go. 26 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 I'll go to the corn maze. 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:10,920 Okay. 28 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,920 Hey, hey, hey, you're not in here's bathroom. 29 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,920 Yeah? 30 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,920 Oh, have you got, have you got one? 31 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,920 Have you got cash on you? 32 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:17,920 Yeah, I've got money. 33 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:22,400 Okay, look, there's a car around parked outside the, outside the fair. 34 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,400 Is it your caravan? 35 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,400 Hey, hey, don't go in his car. 36 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,400 He asked a lot of questions. 37 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,400 Don't go in his car, go in my car. 38 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,400 What are you doing? 39 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Hey, hey. 40 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,400 What are you doing? 41 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,400 I saw him first. 42 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400 You looking to poop? 43 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,400 I saw him first. 44 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,400 Can I do it for free? 45 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,520 No, you got cash on you? 46 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,640 I give you a luxury experience. 47 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,640 You don't want a luxury, you want a quick and easy job. 48 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,640 You'll be in there and out there in five minutes. 49 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,640 You can go out there, you can go to a padding suit. 50 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,400 I do need to go so quickly, but I want to know about this luxury experience. 51 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,400 My toilet seats have leather on them, so you can sit there for days if you want to do. 52 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,400 Oh, that was pretty good actually. 53 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Do you feel like you want leather? 54 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,400 Think about how many people have sat on that. 55 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,400 You're not incentivizing me to come to your toilet at all. 56 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,400 I'm just going to go with his. 57 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400 He's brass tacks. 58 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,400 No, mine is more pricey. 59 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,400 You know what? 60 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,400 You go to his, you'll be back for mine and I'll charge you double. 61 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,400 I don't believe you. 62 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 I'm going to his. 63 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,400 Take that. 64 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,400 I'll be having a last laugh because you know what? 65 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 You go to mine. 66 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,400 That's because mine's always busy. 67 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,400 You don't like sitting on leather seats whenever you're going to the bathroom. 68 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,400 No one does. 69 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,400 My customers sure do. 70 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,400 You know what? 71 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,400 You're bound for mine. 72 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,400 Why? 73 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Why am I going to shed? 74 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Yeah, go to yours. 75 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,400 Go to yours. 76 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,400 I can't. 77 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,400 It's too busy. 78 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,400 There's a queue. 79 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 There's a queue. 80 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,400 You're barred. 81 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,400 You're a dick. 82 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 Yeah, well, you know what? 83 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,400 I'm a rich dick. 84 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,400 I'm going to make a fortune off this. 85 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,400 God damn you. 86 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:47,400 Mayor Anders will unfortunately not be attending the fair due to family circumstances. 87 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:54,400 As in, he wasn't aware that so many families would be attending and with a dislike for 88 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,400 children, he has thus decided against going himself. 89 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:04,400 In lieu of his actual being being present, he has placed 31 cardboard cutouts of himself 90 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:10,400 of varying sizes around the fair, each with a famous quote of his from the past year. 91 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,400 The first person to successfully work out the acrostic agnostic anagram will become 92 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:21,400 his new secretary after Josh mysteriously banished, after walking in on the mayor doing 93 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,400 macaroni art with his daughter. 94 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Hey, everybody. 95 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:36,400 I'm back from my little water break. 96 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,400 I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long. 97 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,400 We've got someone else as coming up to the stand here. 98 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,400 Please go on, introduce yourself. 99 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Hey, I'm Lucy. 100 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Hey, Lucy. 101 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,400 What's going on with you? 102 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,400 I wrote an anthem for an anthem. 103 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Don Bracken. 104 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Yeah, songs. 105 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,400 We play music on Don Bracken 105.7 all the time. 106 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Go on ahead if you'd like to play your anthem. 107 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Yeah, I'm really shy. 108 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,400 Oh, it's okay. 109 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,400 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't worry. 110 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,400 It's okay. 111 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,400 You've got this. 112 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Creativity is the strongest driving force in the known universe. 113 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:33,400 Here I go. 114 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Thank you, Roger. 115 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,400 Wow. 116 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 My goodness. 117 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,400 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for. 118 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,400 What was your name, Suzy? 119 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,400 Lucy. 120 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,400 Lucy, give it up for Lucy for her amazing anthem. 121 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,400 That was so good. 122 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,400 Excuse me? 123 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,400 I can't cough. 124 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:55,400 Sir, I was congratulating this little girl on her amazing anthem. 125 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,400 You think I can help it? 126 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,400 My brother has a cough. 127 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,400 We can't help it. 128 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,400 I just got a cough. 129 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,400 He coughs. 130 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:06,400 Look, guys, I understand that you need to cough, but you're not in the middle of someone's song or the praise. 131 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,400 I can't. 132 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,400 I can't help it. 133 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,400 He waited until the end of the song. 134 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,400 I was about to go blue. 135 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,400 I mean, I called it the very end. 136 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,400 She's crying. 137 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 I don't appreciate this, okay? 138 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,400 He's a contention. 139 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 We're just here to try to make a nice time for all the people. 140 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,400 We're just at the time fair having fun. 141 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,400 Yeah, so am I. 142 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 So am I. 143 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,400 So is everybody, okay? 144 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,400 Wow. 145 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,400 We're leaving, so prepare to lose half your audience. 146 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,400 Okay, no problem. 147 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,400 Nobody wants that kind of energy here, isn't that right, everybody? 148 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,400 Yeah, Lucy hated it. 149 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,400 So take your coughs somewhere else, Lucy. 150 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,400 That was amazing. 151 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Thank you so much. 152 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,400 Where is my mommy? 153 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:48,400 I don't know where your mommy is, but I will give you a fully signed poster of my face. 154 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 Here you go. 155 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Thank you. 156 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,400 You're welcome, Lucy. 157 00:05:52,400 --> 00:06:01,400 That'll make you feel better real soon. 158 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:07,400 Here are the remaining contents of the lost and found. 159 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,400 16 teeth. 160 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,400 I will not specify adult or baby. 161 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,400 Four onions. 162 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,400 I will not specify what color. 163 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Three children have been remained here for some time. 164 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,400 An unsigned divorce settlement. 165 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,400 One animal from the lost and found. 166 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,400 Two roller decks of trumpeted loyas. 167 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,400 And finally, two whales. 168 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:54,400 I will not specify who's. 169 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,400 Hey, sorry to bother you. 170 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,400 Do you work here? 171 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,400 You look like you work here. 172 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,400 Yeah, but... 173 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,400 Okay. 174 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Well, that cap of Barry is walking about and I don't know what stall it's from, but I thought 175 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,400 I'd just notify someone who like is a steward to deal with it. 176 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 No, sorry. 177 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,400 I'm not a steward. 178 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:18,400 The high viz is just so people know where I am whenever I'm cutting their hair. 179 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,400 Sometimes people forget that I'm like behind them whenever I'm doing that. 180 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,400 Yeah. 181 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,400 So you're not like fast. 182 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,400 You're not fair, Steph. 183 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,400 I'm working at the fair, but as a barber. 184 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,400 Okay. 185 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,400 Do you think the cap of Barry needs a cut? 186 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,400 I mean, I don't know if that's fair. 187 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,400 The animal would you would you take in the cap of Barry? 188 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,400 Take him in as a client. 189 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,400 Yeah. 190 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Give him a cut. 191 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,400 No, as in would you incorporate the cap of Barry? 192 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,400 I'm not I'm not paying for the cap of Barry's cut. 193 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,400 I'm just worried about him roaming about like this. 194 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,400 It doesn't feel safe. 195 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400 Oh, I thought you were worried about just how it looked. 196 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,400 Maybe if it needed a skin fade or something like that. 197 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,400 I don't know if that would suit. 198 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,400 Sorry. 199 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,400 You think I don't have good judgment? 200 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,400 You don't really have good judgment, Sienna, as you thought I was a steward. 201 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,400 You're wearing a high viz. 202 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,400 You said that you worked here. 203 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,400 Oh, so barbers can't wear high vizes. 204 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,400 Okay. 205 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,400 Oh, I guess I'm not a barber anymore. 206 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,400 Sorry, guys. 207 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,400 I'm not cutting anyone's hair now. 208 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,400 You're halfway through my hair. 209 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,400 No, I have to stop. 210 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,400 Sorry. 211 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Sorry. 212 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 Apparently barbers can't wear high viz. 213 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 I'm sorry. 214 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,400 My judgment is guided by my worry for the capybara that's just roaming about. 215 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 Like, what is that even associated with? 216 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 Thanks a lot. 217 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,400 God, worst fare ever. 218 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,400 It's not my fault. 219 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,400 It's the capybaras fault. 220 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,400 It shouldn't be on its own. 221 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,400 This is terrible. 222 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,400 Who are you to say that the capybara shouldn't be on its own? 223 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,400 You're making a lot of decisions here. 224 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Like a lot of judgmental decisions. 225 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,400 I'm just worried about the capybara. 226 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,400 It's coming from a place of care. 227 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,400 You'd be worried about the man with half a hair. 228 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,400 Is that not what you wanted when you came into this tent? 229 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,400 No. 230 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,400 You wanted less hair? 231 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,400 I wanted less hair. 232 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,400 I've accepted what's happening in my head and I want it all gone. 233 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 God, you're so judgmental. 234 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,400 I mean, I could do what you're doing. 235 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,400 You're just shaving this man's hair. 236 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,400 No, he's not. 237 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,400 Because of you. 238 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,400 Do you want me to take over? 239 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,400 No. 240 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Do you want me to take over? 241 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,400 No, because you're also wearing a high viz jacket. 242 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,400 So you're not a qualified barber either. 243 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Are you a steward? 244 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,400 No. 245 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,400 And I didn't assume that. 246 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,400 I just thought you were making a bit of a fashion statement or something. 247 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:23,400 I'm really blinding in here. 248 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:31,400 And next in line for the town mascot contest, it's Seraph Boy, the boy who recently had 249 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,400 a scalding rhubarb pie. 250 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,400 I give him fifth degree burns on his face, so bad that he now has pieces of rhubarb singed 251 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 surgically to his face. 252 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,400 But he won't let that stop him, folks, as he gives it his all in the catwalk, showing 253 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:47,400 that even grotesque, ugly little boys can develop unearned confidence. 254 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:52,400 And as he walks away doing the traditional goat walk in remembrance of Gary the Goat, 255 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:57,400 fifteen years to the day he was lost to us all, we have never truly worked out what happened 256 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:08,400 to Gary the Goat, and we miss our town mascot forever. 257 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,400 It's a ten pounds admission today. 258 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,400 Would you like the family ticket? 259 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,400 It's 25. 260 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,400 The four of you can come in. 261 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400 We're not together. 262 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,400 We're not together. 263 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,400 Oh, okay. 264 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,400 We could be. 265 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,400 Guys, you say that real quick. 266 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,400 Well, I mean, we actually- We're not together. 267 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,400 We're not together. 268 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,560 We don't know each other, but- I can see why you'd assume. 269 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,400 We kind of give a bit of a nuclear family dynamic. 270 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,400 I mean, we could be friendly. 271 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,400 Like, do we have to stick together, Seraph? 272 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,200 Do we have to be blood related? 273 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,400 Friends are the family that you choose. 274 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,520 Well, now you've admitted that you're not family. 275 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,080 I can't sell you a family ticket. 276 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,680 Friends are the family that you choose. 277 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680 We could be friends. 278 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,680 Oh, see, okay. 279 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,160 That's why I thought you were jumping in too soon. 280 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,160 I thought you were saying we couldn't be pals. 281 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,160 I thought you were just like- We could definitely be pals. 282 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,160 Like you guys, we got a good vibe going. 283 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,360 Yeah, I think we're dressed pretty similar, you know? 284 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,360 Yeah. 285 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,360 Shorts. 286 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,360 We arrived at the same time. 287 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,360 I mean, that's coincidental. 288 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360 I don't know. 289 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,320 That might be like- We're all like, after you, after you, in line. 290 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,760 We all wanted to come here, so clearly we have some stuff in common. 291 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,040 We're all here alone. 292 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,800 We all let that old idiot in first. 293 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,800 That was nice. 294 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,800 Yeah. 295 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,800 She's part of the four. 296 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,800 Yeah, she's already in. 297 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 She's already in. 298 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,400 She bought a single ticket. 299 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,040 Yeah, so can we get through in that ticket? 300 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,040 Yeah. 301 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,040 If that was a family? 302 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,520 If we pay you 15 to make up the family, then can we get- 303 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,520 Oh, hold on. 304 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,520 Do you want to come into the fair with us? 305 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,520 Hey. 306 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520 Oh, yeah. 307 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,520 You're here at the same time. 308 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,520 You're alone. 309 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,520 I am alone. 310 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,520 You're dressed like us. 311 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,520 Why don't you come in? 312 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,520 I'm working right now. 313 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,520 Yeah, on your break. 314 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,520 What time do you get off? 315 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,520 Hey, it's on us. 316 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,520 Yeah, you can come in once you're done. 317 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,520 It's family time. 318 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,520 You can't- It's family time. 319 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,520 You gotta make time for family time. 320 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,520 I can't. 321 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,840 Like- You're always working. 322 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,360 We never see you anymore. 323 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,360 We've just met. 324 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,000 That's what you said last time. 325 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,920 And also, not to be this guy, but you've not paid your share of the rent for a little while 326 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,360 and- Look, we've already done your share of emotional 327 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,360 labor. 328 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,640 Yeah, it's like we're doing all the heavy lifting in this family. 329 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,040 Do you even care about us? 330 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,040 You know what? 331 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,040 Maybe you're right. 332 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,040 Maybe you shouldn't be in this family. 333 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,040 This isn't a family. 334 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,040 We've all just met right now. 335 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,840 What are you- Our bonds, it's just cruised so quick. 336 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:04,840 Yeah. 337 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,840 It feels like it's lasted a lifetime. 338 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,840 Yeah. 339 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,840 Yeah. 340 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 I feel like you guys- A lifetime passed in many, many lifetimes 341 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840 in the future. 342 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,840 Okay. 343 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,440 You've- No, you're still paying a single ticket. 344 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,400 Are you trying to bamboozle me right now? 345 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,960 No, we're just- You read the sign. 346 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 It says no bamboozling. 347 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960 But we're not trying to. 348 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,840 This is a genuine attempt at an emotional connection. 349 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:26,000 I think if the three of us are feeling something and you're not- I'm not saying that you're 350 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 wrong. 351 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,800 But every family needs like a black sheep, someone who's a bit different. 352 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,560 Like- Stop being so resistant to this. 353 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,520 Is this like just your teenage years phase? 354 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,520 Yeah. 355 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,520 Oh, you're rebelling. 356 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,520 I get it. 357 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,520 Yeah. 358 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,520 You look quite young. 359 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,520 I'm not sure you're that young for this. 360 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,520 And I know that that's because you're scared. 361 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,520 We're cool. 362 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,520 We're hip. 363 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,520 Expressing real emotion. 364 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,120 Do you remember earlier where we could just like communicate more openly? 365 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,120 Yeah. 366 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,120 Like that was- Remember whenever we were all like- 367 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,120 There was nice days. 368 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,120 We're wearing the same clothes. 369 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,120 That was pretty nice. 370 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,920 That was like, that was a real good bonding moment. 371 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,680 That was five minutes ago. 372 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,680 Yeah. 373 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680 It's been like yesterday. 374 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,640 God, they grow up so fast. 375 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,240 Maybe you're ready for life without us. 376 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,920 God, we're going to be empty masters. 377 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,200 Oh, don't say it like that. 378 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200 It makes me sad. 379 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,680 Well, we'll just buy the ticket of four anyway. 380 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,320 And then, you know, if he wants to join us, we can- 381 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 He can join us. 382 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,720 No, but that makes it so hard to think- 383 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,600 Because the door is always open. 384 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,280 But the door is always open, but that means the gap is always there. 385 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,600 Maybe we need to close it ourselves. 386 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,000 We don't abandon family like that. 387 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 We don't abandon family. 388 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 We could have another. 389 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 You think? 390 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I mean- 391 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Are you going to replace me? 392 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Well- 393 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 If you don't want to be part of us, then- 394 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I don't. 395 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 What am I talking about? 396 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,880 If you're not going to come home for the holidays and stuff, then like, you know- 397 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,640 When are we ever going to see you? 398 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,720 Where do you- You don't live together. 399 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,440 You said you don't know each other. 400 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,400 What is going on here? 401 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,720 We make time for family, you know? 402 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,300 Family comes first. 403 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:45,160 We should all get a photo together in the little photo stands. 404 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,280 The little face cutouts. 405 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,920 The four of us. 406 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:49,920 The four of us. 407 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,840 There's four holes in that standee. 408 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,840 Me too. 409 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,840 Yeah. 410 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,520 You know, for old time's sake. 411 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,520 What's your name? 412 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:10,240 Hey, so the shooting gallery's here. 413 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,600 So we've set up, but we were told we're not allowed to use any of our guns. 414 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,880 Who do we speak to about- 415 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,000 I'm really sorry. 416 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:24,280 It's just at the last festival, some of the guns were actual guns. 417 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,480 Ours aren't actual guns. 418 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,700 I know, but people are still a bit jumpy. 419 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,700 We're not allowed- 420 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,560 We're not supposed to make any money if they can't use our guns. 421 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,760 Can you get like, water pistols? 422 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,480 I mean, maybe if you had have told me last week, I could have got water pistols, yeah. 423 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,760 I said people were very jumpy about the guns last year. 424 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760 It was implicit. 425 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760 I'll work out something. 426 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 I'll work out something. 427 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,760 What about a slingshot? 428 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760 I don't have any with me. 429 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,440 I've got a slingshot in my car. 430 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,600 Okay, well I mean, yeah. 431 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 Okay, this is great. 432 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600 Yeah, okay. 433 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 I can fetch a slingshot. 434 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 Can you get some pebbles? 435 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,080 I have a suggestion. 436 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,680 The rest of the circus hasn't shown up and I brought my human cannon. 437 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,760 I'd be okay for people to be shot out of the cannon. 438 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,760 They did not show up. 439 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,240 The rest of the circus didn't show up. 440 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,440 So we'd be shooting the people? 441 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,440 Using the pebbles? 442 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,040 So being paid to shoot through the cannon. 443 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040 I'm gonna veto this. 444 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040 Oh, really? 445 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,880 This is the one solution we've got that could actually work and you're gonna say no? 446 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,080 You know what, now that I think about it, I think I cancel out the rest of the circus 447 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,040 and I must have forgotten who I said she was. 448 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 I'm really sorry about that. 449 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,040 That's- 450 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,040 Oh. 451 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,180 It's just, it's going so well and I think the cannon could ruin it. 452 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,000 This sadness isn't even painted on. 453 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,080 It's just genuine sadness. 454 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:42,720 We all have genuine sadness, but sometimes we just gotta power through. 455 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,720 Please be advised that Claude Joe is not at the fair. 456 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:50,720 You have no reason to worry about Claude Joe coming and making you one of his mud babies. 457 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,360 That is an urban myth. 458 00:15:53,360 --> 00:16:01,240 Claude Joe, although possibly seen every now and again in town, is just a legend of folklore. 459 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:05,080 You have no cause for concern about Claude Joe. 460 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:11,600 Now there is a very real danger about that coppibora, so please be careful. 461 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:21,800 Do not go anywhere near it. 462 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,960 It is a good crust, I have to say, but it's not gonna beat my filling. 463 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960 Yours is a good filling. 464 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,720 I mean, it's flavorful, it's juicy. 465 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:36,800 It somehow manages to be moist mouthfeel, but doesn't drip off the fork. 466 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:41,880 Each slice of your pie is a perfect triangle. 467 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:49,840 It's like a savory slice of brie, and the same way dribbles in a nice way down off the 468 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,840 slice. 469 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:56,640 And both of your fantastic pies, of course, are presented great, lovely. 470 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:02,080 For my entry, I focused really hard on the container, so the silver foiled plate, I put 471 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,720 all my effort into that. 472 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,440 So the pie is there, but I really enjoyed making the foiled container. 473 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,040 Marcus, I know you're trying to make yourself more at home, but these two are correctly 474 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,560 – one of them, those two is gonna win. 475 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,560 We're just here for – 476 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,400 Yeah, to round out the numbers. 477 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Don't try and join in. 478 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,360 Did they say anyone can join? 479 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,680 No, but they're talking about the pie themselves. 480 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:27,880 They're quite clearly experts and just say, like, even just smelling those pies, it's 481 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,880 absolutely gorgeous. 482 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,520 Marcus, don't try and impress them with your tin. 483 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,840 You're embarrassing us both. 484 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840 Okay, I'm sorry, guys. 485 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,560 And there's no need to be sorry, Marcus. 486 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,800 No, I would disagree. 487 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,320 I've been hearing about this tin for weeks, and it's just a tin. 488 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:47,600 I mean, it's a tin plate that one would often serve pies in, but I made it all from 489 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,600 scratch. 490 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,320 It's meant for like a fray bentos aesthetic, is it? 491 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,320 Is that what it's called? 492 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,400 Well, I mean, this was just what I felt in my heart, but I don't know the technical 493 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400 terms, yeah. 494 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,320 In the industry, that's what it's known as. 495 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320 Wow. 496 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,480 Looks like he's done the edging himself, though. 497 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,720 We got an axle grinder for that. 498 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,680 There's some sort of grind with an axle on it that I've been using. 499 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,000 I mean, that's a nice circular weld on the base of that disc. 500 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,360 It is, aye. 501 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:19,160 Very often people don't think to take out the part of the weld that the pie goes in, 502 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,000 but that's spacious. 503 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Thank you very much. 504 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,480 What are you making me now, Aaron? 505 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,600 I'm glad they're being very polite, but you two haven't had to listen for this for the 506 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,600 last three weeks. 507 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,600 It's been insufferable. 508 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,280 He did that in three weeks? 509 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,000 He did, yeah, yeah. 510 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,440 I have apprentices who've been studying years or not, even at that level. 511 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,600 No, again, the pie is not very good. 512 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 But the container. 513 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,280 What you've done there is excellent. 514 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,640 That's where I focused most of my energies, because ultimately I knew there was no chance 515 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,640 of... 516 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,840 I knew you didn't even know you two were going to be in it, but I knew the caliber. 517 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,120 What is a pie, but a food in a pie container? 518 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,640 Coughliffe, do you think we could take him on? 519 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,120 Take him on as our own apprentice? 520 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,040 Well, sure, we can learn so much from young blood. 521 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,400 I think it's the only way. 522 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,760 He can do this in three weeks. 523 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:12,720 Patrick, I would be honored to contain your pies if you would have me. 524 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,920 Marcus, I would just... 525 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,920 I think you should take this opportunity and get your welding equipment out of my goddamn 526 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,920 kitchen. 527 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,680 You just had to shoot him down. 528 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,680 I just... 529 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,360 I can't put up with you anymore. 530 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,360 That's fine. 531 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,400 I will leave, but I will leave knowing that my head can be held high. 532 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,040 And I'm taking my container with me. 533 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,320 I'm your ride. 534 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,800 You asked me to leave. 535 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Our house. 536 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,240 You could stay for the competition. 537 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,240 Oh, okay. 538 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240 I'm here now. 539 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240 Well, then I'm staying. 540 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240 I've canceled plans. 541 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240 Well, then I'm staying. 542 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240 Should we try... 543 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,240 Well, try a bit of your pie. 544 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,240 Give us a hair. 545 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240 Let's have a wonderful container. 546 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,240 Look at this container. 547 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240 I wouldn't. 548 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,240 This is great. 549 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,240 Here you go. 550 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,240 We fork each. 551 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Oh, I wouldn't. 552 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,240 Here you go. 553 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,240 Mmm. 554 00:19:54,240 --> 00:20:11,560 That's what happened to the other ones who tried it. 555 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,560 Yeah. 556 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,560 Yeah. 557 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,560 Don't worry. 558 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 I've got poison control on speed dial. 559 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,560 Thank you. 560 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,440 I really hope they take me on once. 561 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440 Please stop shitting themselves. 562 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:24,880 They went back for more. 563 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,840 Why would they take a second bite? 564 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840 Stop. 565 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Stop. 566 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,840 I'm taking it away. 567 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,840 I'm taking it away. 568 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,840 That's delicious. 569 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:55,840 Hey, it's me. 570 00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:05,840 I am a stall where I sell goldfish, so if you lose any of the competitions, you can buy 571 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840 a goldfish from me. 572 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,840 Amazing. 573 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:12,840 Because you don't have to leave empty handed just because you're weak or uncoordinated. 574 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,840 Just because you're pathetic, you can still go home with a fish. 575 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,840 What? 576 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,840 Really? 577 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840 I've never been able to win anything at a fair. 578 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:25,840 You, small, feeble child, can have a fish at my store. 579 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840 I legally can't say my name. 580 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,840 Oh, golly. 581 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840 So I just pay you money and then I too am winning? 582 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840 Yeah. 583 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,840 Then you win and you can say that you got it somewhere else if you want. 584 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,840 I could say I did the big hammer and everyone would have to believe me. 585 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840 Everyone has to believe you. 586 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,840 Yeah. 587 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,840 You could be like, I'm the strongest guy in school. 588 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,840 Terrific. 589 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,840 That's amazing. 590 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,840 But I am really sorry. 591 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,840 You did come over with this child, didn't you? 592 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,840 You both arrived at the same time. 593 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,840 I'm sorry. 594 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,840 I'm sorry. 595 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,840 I'm sorry. 596 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840 I'm sorry. 597 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840 I'm sorry. 598 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,840 I'm sorry. 599 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840 I'm sorry. 600 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,840 I'm sorry. 601 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,840 I'm sorry. 602 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840 I'm sorry. 603 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840 I can' m go through. 604 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,840 You both arrived here at the same time. 605 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840 What are you doing? 606 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,940 Trying to get me out of my f***ing job? 607 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,040 What are you trying to hustle in? 608 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:00,900 Is this what you can get off on? 609 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:08,520 Just getting an actor, just being like, hey, look, I'm a journalist. 610 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,520 Okay? 611 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:14,600 I just pull out what I see, right? 612 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,180 Cut it, cut it, cut it. 613 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,180 Hey, um, I heard an announcement. 614 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,200 I've lost my son. 615 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:25,600 There have been three sons handed in to Austin Found. 616 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,600 Could you be more specific? 617 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,800 Uh, yeah, sure. 618 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,000 Uh, about 11 years old, this height, brown hair. 619 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,600 What was the height? 620 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,400 Um, about this height, like sort of around... 621 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,000 Now, we have all smaller children. 622 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,600 Would you like me to be more specific? 623 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,200 Uh, yeah, sure. 624 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,000 So do you have my son or not? 625 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,400 No, there have been three children, 626 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,800 but if I was to put two of them on their shoulders, 627 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,600 that would be the height that they would come to. 628 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,600 Um, is that specific enough? 629 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,400 That is quite specific, but it's not really about the height of the child. 630 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,000 It's about them being my child. 631 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,800 Oh. 632 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,200 You see? 633 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,800 Would you like me to see if any of them respond to a name? 634 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,800 Um, sure. 635 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,000 His name's Chris. 636 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,600 Chris? 637 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,400 Oh, Chris, are you there? 638 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,600 I'm called Chris. 639 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,600 I'm also called Chris. 640 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,200 There are the two. 641 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,800 Your sons are here. 642 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,000 If we put them on top of their shoulders, 643 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,600 Chris and Chris. 644 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,600 No, uh, but they're actually... 645 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,200 Neither of them are my sons. 646 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,400 Congratulations! 647 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 You have one of the children. 648 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,600 No, no, I don't need these children. 649 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600 Are you my mommy now? 650 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,200 Uh, no, no, Chris. 651 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,400 No, Chris. 652 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,200 Chris is... I'm not... 653 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,800 Will you take me to school? 654 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,600 Uh, no, I'm sure your parents will be looking for you. 655 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,600 I'm looking for my Chris, kids. 656 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,400 You understand? 657 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,600 How long's he been missing? 658 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,600 Uh, just like maybe two hours. 659 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,200 I'm never anyone's Chris. 660 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200 How long have you both been here? 661 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,400 Been a few months. 662 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,400 Could you be more specific? 663 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,400 It's been two months and 11 days? 664 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,000 Yeah. 665 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 So, will you take these kids back? 666 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I really can't... 667 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,200 Come on, Chris. 668 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,200 Can you bring us for lunch first? 669 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,400 Oh, it's too late. 670 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,600 There's no food in last we found. 671 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,400 You have not been claimed. 672 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,600 You must return to the lost and found. 673 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,000 I'll... I'll go lose a burger somewhere. 674 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,600 Oh, Paul. 675 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,600 Can I... can I have a word? 676 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,600 In private, I think is best. 677 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,800 Oh, no. 678 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,000 Just... 679 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,400 It just turns out, you know the Capybara. 680 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,000 Oh, yes. Everyone loves the Capybara. 681 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,200 Everybody's friend. 682 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,400 It's the best Capybara. 683 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,600 He even likes me. 684 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,000 So, I just have a suspicion 685 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,600 he has spread Ebola around the fair 686 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,400 and we're going to have to contain the area immediately. 687 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,400 Um... 688 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,600 Sorry. 689 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,400 Capybaras can get Ebola? 690 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,800 Apparently, yes. 691 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,600 That feels like a cruel thing for God to do. 692 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,800 Doesn't it just? 693 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,000 Um, it's just... 694 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 How do you know he has Ebola? 695 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,200 Hey, Paul. 696 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200 Oh, no. 697 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,800 Can I have a private word with you? 698 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,000 Uh, would you hypothetically say 699 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,400 it's more or less important than Ebola? 700 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400 Well, that depends. 701 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,800 That corn maze, 702 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,000 was that put on Gregory Dave's field? 703 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,400 Yeah, he was very kind enough to let us use it. 704 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,200 Now, again, more or less important than Ebola. 705 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,200 That's what I'm getting to. 706 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,800 Do you know if that's the maze that he put... 707 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,600 that he had the mines in? 708 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,400 Well, I mean, he was paid to decommission those ages ago. 709 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,800 Yeah, and I do not believe he ever did those. 710 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800 Your corn maze might be a minefield. 711 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,000 Can we evacuate the corn maze? 712 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,600 You can. 713 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,400 Hey, Paul? 714 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,200 Are you free right now? 715 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,800 Um... 716 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,000 It's... 717 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 I'm dealing with some emergencies, but... 718 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,400 I think I need help. 719 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,800 I don't know if there's something wrong with me 720 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,400 or if it's wrong with the fair, 721 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,800 but it's cursed because there's ghosts. 722 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,600 I'm going to say that's less important than Ebola. 723 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,600 You're going to play with the supernatural? 724 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,000 You're just going to look in the face of a curse? 725 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,600 We have visual... 726 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:24,400 I mean, I have visual evidence of ghosts just roaming about. 727 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,200 I don't know what they're capable of. 728 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,200 Do they have corporeal form? 729 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,400 Like, are they going to damage things? 730 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,000 Are they going to set off, like, say, explosives 731 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 that could be in the area? 732 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,200 Okay, okay, here's what I'm going to do. 733 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,400 You should take it. 734 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,800 It's number three. 735 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,400 And I will deal with this as soon as I can. 736 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,600 Hey, hey, Paul? 737 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,400 Ghosts don't win! 738 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,000 They've been waiting to burn for centuries! 739 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,200 That's all they do! 740 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,200 They are people who died and are waiting on Earth to move on! 741 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200 Yes, what is this? 742 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,600 Paul, I'm really sorry to interrupt. 743 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,800 Is this... 744 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,800 more or less important than Ebola outbreak? 745 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,400 Well, Victoria left me, Paul. 746 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,800 I... I don't know what to do. 747 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,400 Daniel, we've all had wives leave us. 748 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400 We all move on. 749 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,600 That's why I've come to you, Paul. 750 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,000 She will have... Look, I will say that... 751 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,600 Here's what I'm going to say. 752 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,800 Go home, make yourself a nice cup of tea. 753 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,000 Okay. 754 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,200 Tune into the radio, 755 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:35,200 and I think you will feel better about your life very shortly. 756 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,600 Please evacuate the corn maize. 757 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,400 Please evacuate the corn maize, 758 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,400 and remember, nobody touch the capybara. 759 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,800 No... No reason. 760 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:56,200 No... Seriously, do not touch the capybara. 761 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,200 Oh my God, look at this bear! 762 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,600 It's so cute! 763 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,800 Oh my God! 764 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,600 So cute. 765 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,000 It's so cute! 766 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,600 Like, are you live streaming yet? 767 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,400 Yeah, um, hey everybody in Tennessee! 768 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,800 Uh, look at this weird place we're in! 769 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800 This is crazy! 770 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,400 Yeah, it's your gal, and your other gal. 771 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,600 In the fair! 772 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600 It's Valerie and gallery! 773 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,400 I'm gallery, that's Valerie! 774 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400 You already know that. 775 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,800 Valerie is gallery! 776 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,600 Oh my God, oh, what is this? 777 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,400 Hello? 778 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,000 Hi! 779 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,600 Oh look, it's a local! 780 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,400 It's a local! 781 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400 Hey! 782 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,200 Hey, handsome! 783 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,000 Hey everybody, look at this local! 784 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Look! 785 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,800 Look how cute he is! 786 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,400 Do you both have your phone inside? 787 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,600 Yeah, we're streaming! 788 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,600 Oh, uh... 789 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,400 Multi-angle. 790 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,200 Can I ruffle my hair? 791 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,400 We'll ruffle your hair, sweetie! 792 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,400 I don't consent. 793 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800 Oh well. 794 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,200 Look how white he's gone. 795 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,400 Hahaha! 796 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,200 Eww! 797 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,200 What's it like here, being a local? 798 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,400 It's really nice, it's a nice time. 799 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,200 Say hi to our followers! 800 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,200 Hello! 801 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,000 What's your name? 802 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Quilt. 803 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,200 Quilt? 804 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,800 Oh my God! 805 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,000 That's my nickname, that's what everyone calls me here. 806 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,400 What's your real name? 807 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,000 Tim. 808 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,800 Tim? 809 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 I like Quilt. 810 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,800 Quilt is better. 811 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800 Stick with Quilt. 812 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,800 That's what everyone else says. 813 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800 I want to get on the Quilt if you know what I mean! 814 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,800 Uh... 815 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800 Valerie! 816 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800 She's cheeky. 817 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,800 Really? 818 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800 Uh... 819 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,800 Uh... 820 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,800 Uh... 821 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800 So, we're here at the fair. 822 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800 We're at the fair with the locals. 823 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Yeah, um... 824 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,800 And so what do people do for fun here, Quilt? 825 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 Hey, Phil! 826 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 Phil! 827 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800 Yeah? 828 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Phil, this lady said she wanted to get under me. 829 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,800 Uh... 830 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,800 Are you sure? 831 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800 Wait, let me check. 832 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,800 Really? 833 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800 Um... 834 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800 We're... 835 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 We're kind of... 836 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,800 It's for the video. 837 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800 Oh, so you're just playing with my emotions. 838 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,800 When you frame it like that, it doesn't sound very nice. 839 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800 I guess we're just so funny. 840 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800 Yeah. 841 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800 Okay, Phil, never mind. 842 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,800 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 843 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800 I really did, but uh... 844 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,800 Hey, you know... 845 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800 It'll happen one day, don't worry. 846 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800 Do you need a hug? 847 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800 In a few minutes, I'm on camera. 848 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,800 All right. 849 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800 Camera? 850 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800 Yeah. 851 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800 Oh, have you ruffled your hair? 852 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,800 I didn't get a chance to, they did, and that's why I'm my first. 853 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800 That seems very forward. 854 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800 Right? 855 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800 Yeah, there was a lot of big signals going on. 856 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,800 Phil, you want to come over here and get on our livestream? 857 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,800 Yeah, come on over, Phil. 858 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Ruffle your hair first. 859 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800 No, we'll do it, we'll do it. 860 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,800 Oh no, is that him? 861 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800 Oh no, stay back there, Phil. 862 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800 Uh, yeah. 863 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,800 No, Phil. 864 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800 Phil knows he is a fiend for nothing. 865 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800 Oh, oh, you know that. 866 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,800 I know that, but I shared it to you in confidence. 867 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,800 Yeah. 868 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,800 No, actually, I think I'd let him fill me in. 869 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,800 Oh, we are so funny. 870 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,800 Really? 871 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,800 What did they say? 872 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800 They're going to fill you in. 873 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,800 On what? 874 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,800 Yourself. 875 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,800 They know things about me? 876 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,800 Yeah. 877 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,800 I don't get it. 878 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800 You guys are so weird and crazy. 879 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,800 Oh my god. 880 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,800 This is so crazy. 881 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,800 Like, is this the craziest day we've ever had? 882 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,800 I've never been in any place like this. 883 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800 Yeah, small thing about me. 884 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,800 I was for a while known as the swamp monster of the beach. 885 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,800 Oh, wow. 886 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,800 How fun. 887 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800 Why was that, Quilt? 888 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,800 It's quirky. 889 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,800 Because I skinny dip sometimes and people don't like how I look. 890 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:27,800 And in the darkness and in the moonlight, Phil started spreading some rumors about me. 891 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,800 Hey, Quilt, are you nearly done with the interview? 892 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800 Yeah, I think so. 893 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,800 Because I could really use someone to fill in with the CPR for me. 894 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,800 My hands are getting sore. 895 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800 Is that person still not awake? 896 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800 No, you need to do it for like 20 minutes. 897 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,800 Oh my god. 898 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,800 Sorry, I've been timing it on the watches on both wrists. 899 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800 All right, now I can still go for a little bit. 900 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800 Would you want to swap in? 901 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,800 Okay. 902 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800 Is he wearing Tag Hears? 903 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,800 Oh my god. 904 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,800 Oh, you know about Tag? 905 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800 Of course we know about Tag Hears. 906 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800 Design a brand in Tennessee. 907 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800 Oh no, he's wearing Tag Hears. 908 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800 He's a man from here. 909 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800 Oh. 910 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,800 Not the... 911 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,800 It's a very Dunbracken brand. 912 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,800 I'm going to be a secret millionaire, Quilt. 913 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 And I will have gotten under you. 914 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800 No, I'm destitute. 915 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,800 There's a beach? 916 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,800 We haven't been to the beach, Valerie. 917 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,800 I skinny dip there quite often. 918 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,800 Oh, what sort of times? 919 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,800 Just so we could maybe not be there. 920 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800 Well, dark times. 921 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800 Oh, brilliant. 922 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800 So we could go during the day. 923 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800 Yeah. 924 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800 Yeah. 925 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,800 And did we hear there are pina coladas at the fair? 926 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800 I don't know, I'm not allowed in the bar. 927 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,800 Is there a story behind that, Quilt, that you can tell our followers? 928 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,800 Yeah, I'm not proud of this, but... 929 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,800 I could really use someone to tag me in here, Quilt. 930 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,800 Okay. 931 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,800 My beats per minute are dropping. 932 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,800 Wouldn't it be funny if I did CPR? 933 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,800 Oh my gosh, that would be hilarious. 934 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,800 Valerie, let me do it. 935 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800 I'll do it. 936 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,800 Staying alive. 937 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,800 Okay. 938 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800 Do you know how? 939 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,800 Yeah, you just... 940 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800 Little thing with your hands. 941 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,800 You're going to be okay, Jiminy. 942 00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800 You're going to be fine. 943 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800 Oh, he's so small. 944 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800 I'll hold both cameras, Valerie. 945 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,800 You go for it. 946 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800 Okay, I'm going to do it. 947 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,800 I'm going to do it. 948 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800 See if my corn, brother. 949 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,800 This is hilarious. 950 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,800 He's local as well. 951 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,800 He's so yellow. 952 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Save him. 953 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800 All right, you got to do more beats per minute or not. 954 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,800 Just mind your nails, babe. 955 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800 More pressure. 956 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,800 More pressure. 957 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,800 So... 958 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800 No, I think I'm done. 959 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,800 That's not for you, actually. 960 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800 Yeah, not part of the action. 961 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,800 No, no, no. 962 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,800 All right, I guess I'll tag back in. 963 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,800 Oh, thank you. 964 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800 Thank you so much. 965 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800 You're going to be okay. 966 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800 Look at me. 967 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,800 And the eyes. 968 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,800 And the eyes. 969 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800 My God, he's so yellow. 970 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Oh my God. 971 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,800 I wonder, is that just like the local town? 972 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,800 So I brought a horse into the pub. 973 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,800 You're not going to believe what a barman said. 974 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:57,800 And what's this, folks? 975 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,800 A late entry in the mascot contest as Would You Believe It? 976 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,800 A catby bearer has shown up on the catwalk. 977 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,800 Struck your stuff, cat. 978 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,800 Why is everyone running? 979 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,800 What's happening? 980 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,800 What did I miss? 981 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,800 Why is he looking at me like that? 982 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,800 Oh God, he's making a powerful eye contact. 983 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,800 Don't come up the stairs. 984 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,800 Oh God, oh God, he's foaming at the mouse, folks. 985 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:33,800 Somebody tell my wife I lost her father's will. 986 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,800 Hey, Paul. 987 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,800 Yes, what is it? 988 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,800 Hey, there's a priest that I think is trying to do an exorcism. 989 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,800 Okay, that's great. 990 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800 That's one problem dealt with. 991 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,800 That's fantastic. 992 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800 Give him a coupon for a free hot dog. 993 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,800 Okay, I will. 994 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,800 Great. 995 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,800 Hey, Paul. 996 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,800 Yes, yes. 997 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,800 Could I get a hand over at Lost and Found? 998 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800 Why? 999 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,800 All the adults, they seem to have lost all their children. 1000 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,800 That's... 1001 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,800 I think they've run into the corn maze. 1002 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,800 No! 1003 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800 Oh no, how heavy are those children? 1004 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,800 We had to stop weighing them, Paul. 1005 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,800 Hey, Paul. 1006 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,800 I tried to get the children out of the corn maze, but none of them will listen to me. 1007 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 I don't know, it's a matter of time. 1008 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,800 I don't know what to do. 1009 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,800 I think they're mad with the Bola, Paul. 1010 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800 Okay, okay, no one panic, okay? 1011 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,800 Hey, Paul. 1012 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800 What is the guy from Poison Control doing? 1013 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800 This feels like he should be doing something. 1014 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Paul, can I give you back the ticket? 1015 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,800 Because I actually don't think it was ghosts. 1016 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,800 It was just the tent poles were stolen and all the fenders looked like they're wearing 1017 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800 sheets. 1018 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,800 Oh, the tents are falling. 1019 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,800 That's not good. 1020 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800 That's worse than ghosts. 1021 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,800 It's not as scary as the other things, and I'm not as upset, but I still have the adrenaline 1022 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,800 in my system, so can you give me a hug? 1023 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800 Hey, Paul. 1024 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,800 Okay, okay, I need a hug too. 1025 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,800 Hey, Paul. 1026 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,800 I think the coconut shite lied to us about having coconuts. 1027 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,800 We all knew that when we hired him, but he's just so charming. 1028 00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,800 Hey, Paul. 1029 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,800 Yes? 1030 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,800 Yes, what is this? 1031 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800 I'm too sad to drive. 1032 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800 Can you drive me home, please? 1033 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,800 My god, I'm just thinking about Victoria, can you? 1034 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,800 Okay, I'm going to give you some quick advice. 1035 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,800 Again? 1036 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800 Think about how sad you are right now, okay? 1037 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,800 You will be this sad for a very long time. 1038 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800 What? 1039 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,800 You're going to need to learn how to drive. 1040 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,800 Oh, no. 1041 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,800 Hey, Paul. 1042 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,800 You're going to need to learn how to get out of bed while being this sad. 1043 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,800 You're going to need to learn how to file your taxes while being this sad. 1044 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800 God, taxes as well. 1045 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800 You're going to need to learn. 1046 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800 No, I'm not struggling. 1047 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,800 I'm just sad that you still have to look left and right when crossing the street while 1048 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,800 this is sad. 1049 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,800 So just... 1050 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,800 I don't want to look, I just want to cross. 1051 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,800 I'm dealing with a lot here too. 1052 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,800 Sorry, okay, I drove this so... 1053 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800 What is it? 1054 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,800 The capybara has got out through the fence. 1055 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,800 It's now on the loose in the town. 1056 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,800 At large, if you will. 1057 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,800 That's... 1058 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,800 Hey, Paul. 1059 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,800 Okay. 1060 00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,800 Hey. 1061 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,800 How you doing? 1062 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,800 The guy from Greycliffe is back. 1063 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,800 He's... 1064 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800 What? 1065 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800 He climbed through the fence. 1066 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,800 God damn it, not only he... 1067 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,800 Is that how the capybara got out? 1068 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,800 He made a massive hole in the fence for him and his four snakes. 1069 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800 Oh my god, he only brought four of them. 1070 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800 That's alright. 1071 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:23,800 He said, and I repeat, I'll be back with more snakes. 1072 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,800 I don't... 1073 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,800 You know what? 1074 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,800 I think by the time he's back, we will have all the issues. 1075 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,800 You know what? 1076 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,800 I'm not going to worry about him. 1077 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,800 Paul, Paul, Paul! 1078 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:40,800 I've just got reports from the air base that people have been air dropping lizards into the fair! 1079 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800 Paul! 1080 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800 Can they land? 1081 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,800 They're landing dead on impact, but they're releasing venom as they die and land! 1082 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800 Paul, Paul! 1083 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:55,800 I just got word that another aircraft is soaring in and it's full of mongooses that they're going to drop to kill the snakes. 1084 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800 But the aircraft has crashed! 1085 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800 Okay, I gotta go, Paul. 1086 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,800 I feel like those nasty ones aren't my fault. 1087 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,800 I don't have control over vindictive snakes and mongooses. 1088 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,800 I didn't organize to counter mongooses. 1089 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,800 I don't know where they came from. 1090 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,800 Hey, Paul. 1091 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:25,800 I don't know how busy you are right now, but just letting you know that the straw in the animal petting enclosure has set alight and is spreading quick. 1092 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,800 As fires go, it's consuming. 1093 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Okay, effectively. 1094 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,800 The animal petting enclosure is set alight and is spreading quickly. 1095 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:37,800 The fire service agreed to be here preemptively, so they should be dealing with that one. 1096 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,800 They had to go back to the stations because the portaloos were only on a higher period. 1097 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,800 Hey, Paul. 1098 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,800 The ambulance can't get through the town fair because all the tents started falling down. 1099 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,800 And now there's no way for the ambulance to drive through to save anyone with Ebola. 1100 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,800 Sorry, Paul. 1101 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,800 The police were going to come as well, but it's the detective constable's birthday, I think. 1102 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800 So we all had to make it back to the station. 1103 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,800 Yeah, there was one detective that agreed to come, but he's chasing the copy bar. 1104 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,800 Well, that's something. Is he catching it? 1105 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,800 No, he said it's his biggest nemesis yet. 1106 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,800 Paul, I'm so sorry to interrupt you. 1107 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,800 The mystery celebrity has left. 1108 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800 No. 1109 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,800 That's a shame. I'm never going to reveal her. 1110 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,800 Huh. 1111 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,800 Okay. 1112 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,800 Wow. I didn't know that. 1113 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,800 It was Carl Vorderman. 1114 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800 Carl Vorderman's gone? 1115 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800 No! 1116 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,800 Yeah. I thought it was a big get. I thought people would be excited. 1117 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,800 I feel like it's going to be overshadowed by everything else. 1118 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800 Paul, what are we going to do? 1119 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,800 Okay. Okay. Well, first of all, I... 1120 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,800 Okay. 1121 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800 Hey, Paul. 1122 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800 There's an ice cream van parking out. 1123 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800 Paul. Paul. 1124 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800 We'll play the music. The kids will run out the maze. 1125 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800 Paul. Paul. Paul. 1126 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,800 That's step one. 1127 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800 Paul, too late. I've already locked them in the maze. 1128 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,800 You locked them in the maze? 1129 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800 They didn't want to come out, but I couldn't let any more go in. 1130 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800 That's the opposite of what I wanted you to do. 1131 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,800 Okay. You need to help us, Paul. You need to help us, Paul. 1132 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,800 Paul. Paul. 1133 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800 Come on. You gotta help us. 1134 00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,800 We need help. 1135 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800 Paul. Paul. Paul. 1136 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,800 The Ebola is spreading. 1137 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800 There's a polar. The capybara is running. 1138 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800 The state is running. 1139 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,800 I'm pretty sure mine was off the record. 1140 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800 The rocket is on fire. 1141 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,800 The Mongoose is on fire, Paul. 1142 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800 Come on. 1143 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800 This coast of Polar's tensing the pole. 1144 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800 Paul. Paul. Paul. 1145 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800 Make a decision in your life, Paul. 1146 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800 Paul. Paul. Paul. 1147 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800 Paul. Paul. 1148 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800 Okay. Okay. 1149 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,800 We'll lock down the fair, and we're all in here until the Ebola goes away. 1150 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800 Your daughter's outside. 1151 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,800 Yeah. Oh. She came. She chose me. 1152 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,800 Oh. This is the happiest day of my life. 1153 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,800 Thank you for listening to Back to Dunbracken Season 1. 1154 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,800 If you enjoyed this episode, please rate on iTunes or Spotify or wherever you rate your podcasts. 1155 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,800 The next season will begin on Tuesday the 30th of April. 1156 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:04,800 In the meantime, the next few Tuesdays will consist of bonus and deleted episodes from this season. 1157 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,800 If that's not enough, check out Welcome to Colonell. 1158 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,800 That's a brilliant podcast that follows the City Council of Colonell, Georgia. 1159 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,800 It's about to start its third season, so now's a great time to get caught up. 1160 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:23,800 If you would like to keep up with what's happening in Dunbracken, then follow at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 1161 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:29,800 There were a total of 20 different comedians and improvisers in this episode, which is just nuts. 1162 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,800 And of course, I'm not going to label them all here. 1163 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:38,800 But if you want to know more, please check out the episode description where all their names and socials can be found. 1164 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:46,800 If you would like to follow me, Connloth McVeigh, you can also do that at Connloth McVeigh, funnily enough, on Instagram. 1165 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,800 That's a difficult name to spell, just look in the episode descriptions. 1166 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:58,800 The opening and closing credits were made by Conor Marlin and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 1167 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:08,800 Thank you for listening. We hope to welcome you back to Dunbracken very soon.