1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,940 Hello and welcome back to the first of I guess four shorter bonus episodes that we're having 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:12,400 in between the two seasons. I can't imagine all of them will have this little director's 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:17,240 commentary for it but I figured I would do this to just explain what these episodes will 4 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:22,360 be. They're just the bonus and deleted scenes from this season. Ones that I couldn't fit 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:28,080 into different episodes for various reasons. Some of them are just so dumb. Very very funny 6 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:33,600 but they just have no inherent logic. I think today's one is one like that. I will say 7 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:39,680 that I've put a disclaimer in this one that there is talk of suicide so if that does trigger 8 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:45,520 anyone please don't listen to this episode. But this is one of arguably in my top five 9 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:51,640 scenes that we recorded throughout this entire season. I think it's one of my favorite but 10 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:58,880 it is, you'll understand, it's wild. So for these four weeks we'll have these little 11 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:05,240 mini episodes and then on Tuesday the 30th the season two will return. Other than that 12 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:10,040 just sit back and enjoy or stand back or drive back wherever you're doing. Walk your dog 13 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:18,480 back and enjoy this scene at a sauna featuring myself, Connliffe, Mark Diskinney and Patrick 14 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,000 Meyer. 15 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:42,320 Here we are, bunch of lads at the sauna. Yooo. Yes. That's us. Fucking warm in it like. 16 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:47,760 Oh yes yeah. I was expecting it to be a little bit warmer but I like it. It's a nice temperature. 17 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:51,400 I'm gonna turn up the heat if you want to make it a bit steamier. Yeah if you do that 18 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:57,760 I'll take off my jacket. Yeah that'd be great. Yeah I'll take mine off too. Alright so you 19 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:02,680 guys aren't using your jackets? No. I'll put them on. What? I'm a bit cold. Okay fair enough. 20 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,760 You're cold aren't you? I'll just turn it up then. Yeah yeah please do. Are we keeping 21 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:12,360 our towels on? We just all keeping them on. No I took mine off. Oh yeah okay. I'm gonna 22 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,200 keep mine on for now. If the keys are in the pocket and all like you know don't lose them. 23 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:22,000 Fair enough I will decide whenever the next level of heat comes in. Alright alright. Doesn't 24 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:26,560 want to take his trousers off because he thinks he can stick the heat like you know. I mean 25 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:32,480 I'm freezing. You'd look unwell like. You're shivering, you're sweating and shivering. 26 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,920 Yeah well if we turn up the heat then I'll stop shivering. Turn it up. Come on turn up 27 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:43,760 me more. Alright you know what I'm just gonna put on this scarf. Do you want my gloves? 28 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:49,200 Do you want these? Nah my hands are fine. I'm gonna turn it up a little bit more. Yeah. 29 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,040 I'm gonna turn it up more. You know what I'm gonna put it the whole way. Gonna put it 30 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:57,840 the whole way. Yeah go ahead go ahead. There we go look at that. In about some time we're 31 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:03,400 gonna have a great outed warm time. A good blast of heat. That's it. Sweat it all out. 32 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:10,840 Sweat it all out. You know all the impurities and toxins and regret. Then we can do it all 33 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:16,680 again. Aye. That's it. I got a lot to get out of my system. It was a good wedding though. 34 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:21,200 Was a good wedding. Aye. Fair fox to them like you know. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't 35 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,080 do it. And I told them as much on the day that I wouldn't do it. No but I think they 36 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:30,840 had already arranged to marry each other. I mean I told them not to do it as well but 37 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:36,360 my son won't listen to me so it is what it is. Aye. Youngins these days they don't understand. 38 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,880 They don't understand. No. It takes a lot to make a marriage work. I don't think he 39 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,040 has it in him. No. I don't see why he would have it in him if I don't have it in me. I 40 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,520 don't I don't I hope you don't mind me saying it but your son he's a bit of a quitter. 41 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Awww absolutely absolutely. See he's quit so much. He's quit the family business. He's 42 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:58,080 quit this village. But to give him credit he did quit heroin. That was yeah. That's 43 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,360 pretty good. That's a good quit. I mean he did the right thing for the wrong reasons. 44 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:07,680 Oh that sounds. He quit heroin which is very good but I think he just did it because he 45 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:13,320 didn't he couldn't be bothered. He just couldn't afford it because he's a quitter. Classic. 46 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:18,480 Lost his job. Don't get me wrong I'm glad he did it but. He could have done it for a 47 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,960 different reason. He could have done it because he wanted to quit not just because that comes 48 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,040 naturally to him. I don't know how your daughter will put up with him. I don't know how. She'll 49 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,960 be grand. She'll be grand. She never quits anything. That's a good combo I suppose. He'll 50 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,920 try and quit and she won't let him. Exactly and that is the basis of a good marriage. 51 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:40,200 That is to diametrically opposed people. Yeah that's the only way it could work. That was 52 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:46,040 the problem with my wife. We were too similar. Me and my wife were too committed and it all 53 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,960 fell apart. We were so intensely committed and then she died. I don't know what to do 54 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:56,480 with myself. You're not that committed because if she died then you. Look it was in her will 55 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:01,600 but I couldn't quite follow through. It was that I was supposed to kill myself. It was 56 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:08,240 agreed upon. In fact you even got remarried. Look I'm surprised you found a solicitor that 57 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,560 allowed that to be put in the will. Well it was whenever you've got one in the family 58 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:18,760 you can sort of get away with a lot. Her brother and he wasn't a big fan of me originally or 59 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:23,440 me not following through. I'll be honest with you. You're an acquired taste. Yeah no 60 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:28,280 that's fair enough. I understand but he took everything from me. I was I lost everything 61 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:33,080 in the will because I wouldn't kill myself. I mean legally you're not allowed to stand 62 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:39,400 on that. Yeah he had me. Yeah you signed it. That's it. I think it was all going to him 63 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:45,200 anyway so either way I killed myself. I didn't kill myself. He wins. Couldn't believe it. 64 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:50,400 Yeah well I don't know what to tell you there. I'll tell you I'll tell you that. I think 65 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:55,400 he did the right thing though. Staying alive. Yeah. Sometimes I regret it. Sometimes I think 66 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,400 I'd be up there in heaven right now or hell with her. Whichever she is that's where I 67 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,880 would like to be. I'm 50 50 on it. I'm not sure whether he should have stayed alive or 68 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,880 killed himself. It's fair I flip between the two quite often. I wouldn't be willing to 69 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:11,920 put any money on either right now. I haven't seen enough. No no no I mean you don't gamble 70 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,720 on them on slightly either way but. That's true. I would have if I could though. Okay 71 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,320 all right really. I take a bit of that action but I do have a bit of a problem so. Yeah 72 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,360 you have no money. That's why I can't. We could combine the two. I'm listening. Russian 73 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:29,880 roulette. Oh. So you might blow your brains out and I might win some money depending on 74 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:35,480 what I pick. Interesting. Now my guns in my pocket and I don't have my trousers with me. 75 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,400 Does anyone else have a gun? Where's your trousers? Changing room. You don't want to 76 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,840 leave this on it just for a second. So it's a little heat out. We don't want that. Yeah 77 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:51,800 and you are pale. I'm surprised you've took all their jackets but just took off your trousers. 78 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:58,440 You're very top heavy. The top of my body is freezing. I'm shivering. Whereas from the 79 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:03,520 from like towards it down I'm roasting. That's because that's where all the fat goes. Is 80 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,840 it? Yeah for on you specifically. I'll be honest with the three jackets I kind of look 81 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:13,440 balanced. Yeah you have sturdy legs. Yeah. Yeah you've sort of got like two guts on your 82 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:18,800 legs where your thighs are. Everything about as you say above the waist sweet to the beat. 83 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:23,400 Yeah. Your legs. Yeah you're walking around with two bellies on your knees. It's rough. 84 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,680 It's rough. You're not well. Well I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. Well 85 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,720 you didn't see yourself on the dance floor. That was tough to watch. Oh no no there was 86 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:38,240 a mirror in the room I saw. Oh okay. And still did the worm. Still tried to do the worm. That 87 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:44,440 dance floor is smushed to fuck. Let me tell you that. Yeah look poor dance floor. Nothing 88 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:49,240 to do with me. If any of you guys had gone on before me it would have broken to pieces. 89 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,680 I'm the father of the bride. I've had to pay for this fucking wedding. You've cost me four 90 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,480 grand for that dance floor. Well that was Jesus. Well I tried to talk my son out of 91 00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:01,800 it so I don't know what you want from me. I did my part. I tried to talk him out of 92 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,280 it too but he didn't listen to me. Why don't you just fucking kill yourself already. I'm 93 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,840 fucking sick of this. I don't have a gun. Fucking will he won't he. Jesus Christ it's 94 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:14,160 a bigger romantic relationship than your wife. I could write a I could they could put this 95 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,320 into a film. They could stay in my life. I'd be good. I'd watch that. But you'd be dead. 96 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,440 Oh we don't know how the film ends. I mean I'll say that he has the same arrangement 97 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,440 with his current wife. Yeah Marjorie's yeah. So next time next time could be different. 98 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,880 If you want me to shoot myself in here you have to get my wife and shoot us both. But 99 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:34,040 don't do it in here. Is that not. Not in the sauna. Do it in the pool. It'll wash away 100 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:38,180 easier. That's all right yeah I can do that there. So if you want to kill me. Nope sorry. 101 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:43,720 If I have to kill myself. This is just like my son pulling off to work on other people. 102 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:49,680 Look we all know I'm not going to do it. We all know I'll also I've signed another contract 103 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:55,840 saying I'll do it. It was in my wedding vows. Yes Marjorie totally will. But we all know 104 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:01,920 I'm one for one on not killing myself. Well what if I get my daughter to kill your wife 105 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,000 then you can kill yourself. No see that's what happened the last time. I had a long 106 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:12,600 lengthy trial process having to grieve my wife who was murdered and I begged and begged 107 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:18,840 and begged the judge to let the murderer shoot me. But he just wouldn't let it happen. No 108 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:24,080 contract law is pretty cut and dry there. Yeah you didn't have that written in. No but 109 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,080 I didn't realize she was going to get murdered. She was just going to the shops. What was 110 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:33,360 she going to get? A cake. It wasn't her birthday was it? If so her sad. Bang yourself your 111 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,880 own birthday cake. Maybe it was someone else's birthday. You were a terrible husband. I'll 112 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:42,720 just say that. That seems unfair. You kill you don't kill yourself once and now you're 113 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,920 a terrible husband. Well also you made her buy her own birthday cake the day she died. 114 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:53,080 She was doing the shopping anyway. It doesn't make sense for both of us to go shopping. 115 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:59,220 It's a waste of petrol I agree. Exactly. Look all I'm saying is I think your daughter was 116 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:04,040 hired to kill the person buying the cake assuming that to be you. Aye because it would have 117 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,800 made sense. She got the instruction. Someone will be here and they'll be here buying a 118 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:14,240 cake. For Marjorie. Yeah. You didn't think it would be herself. No. Your selfishness 119 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,840 is the reason your wife got murdered. Well if you had have told me that I would have 120 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,000 killed myself ages ago. Well that's why she won't kill you now because she said I've 121 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,120 already been paid for one murder I'm not doing two murders. It is unbelievable. And I can't 122 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,960 even get into her. They won't allow me visitation with the murder of my wife. She's stuck in 123 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:36,000 jail. I can't get killed by her. Do you think it's maybe a conjugal thing that you think 124 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,720 you want? I keep saying let me into seer it's not a sex thing I just want to die. Maybe 125 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,840 you need to say conjugal. I'll try that but I don't know. Because they might think that 126 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:50,560 you're just denying it's a kink thing for you to go into jail. I mean I could see what 127 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:55,760 I could try just bringing in a gun. I mean if you have the gun just do it. I can't we 128 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:00,200 all know I won't do it. The Russian roulette idea wasn't a bad idea but again I'm not going 129 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:04,360 to pull that trigger. Marjorie will but then she's like I don't want to die yet. We've 130 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,680 got yoga on Thursday. We can do it after Thursday. But then she has it every week and it's a 131 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:13,320 good excuse to be fair if it's a recurring calendar thing. We could kill the yoga instructor 132 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:20,240 then there's no more yoga. Yeah but I've been told I need that for my legs. To be honest 133 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,920 it has been written into it that she doesn't have to kill herself she can't stay alive 134 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:30,680 she won't. I made that mistake once. You have a lot of enemies. Yeah I just have a problem 135 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:36,560 with gambling what can I say. But not with my own life. Not with that. It's fucking freezing 136 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:44,840 in here. Congrats to your son. Yeah well I mean he's punching well above his weight. 137 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:49,040 He fucking is. Thanks for the congratulations by the way. Now you're too late. What am I 138 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,580 going to congratulate you on? On getting saddled with this sack of shit son. You know what 139 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:59,840 in fairness to him your daughter did kill his wife. Yeah. It was tough waiting for him. 140 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:07,400 And we're obviously all doing this in prison. Where she is. The sauna prison yes. So that 141 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:12,360 clears up any confusion in that. Nice that they put us all together. Yeah we all know 142 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:21,360 the crime I commit is dog fraud. Yeah you as a vet killed a dog. Buried a live dog and 143 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:26,720 they sent you away for life for it. No no no all the way around. Dog died and I returned 144 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:31,000 his life. I thought you were going to say the dog buried you. That's where I thought 145 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,440 he was going with it. Dog fraud you say. Yeah yeah. Did you try and replace it with a dog 146 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:45,880 that looked like it. No no just same dog. I tried to weaken and burn it. Oh. Hey question 147 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:52,200 what did your son do to get in here though? Oh my son he's it's just the venue was free. 148 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,800 See now I can't do the conjugal thing because he'll be doing that so I can't get to her 149 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,800 side of the prison. Sorry will I be doing that? No your son will be. Who's married? 150 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,960 Your daughter who is in prison. But I'm pretty sure. They're just getting married here it's 151 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:10,960 just a cheap venue. Yeah but she's still in prison. Is she? That's why you're all like. 152 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:16,080 More than two couples can have sex at the same time. I've talked to the warden he said 153 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:20,800 one person at a time. Is it must just have like one glory hole or something then. I don't 154 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:25,900 know what the situation is again he will not let me in. But now your son's taken up my 155 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:30,840 chance to get shot in the head. Can I just say it was nice of the warden to let me keep 156 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:37,840 my gun. It was nice. He knows that if you'll probably be warranted. I can be trusted. You 157 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,760 can trap a lot of enemies as well. Exactly. I mean I'm a medical professional. The only 158 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:46,480 thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and that's you. And 159 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:51,160 the inverse is also true the only thing stopping a good guy with a gun is me. That is the inherent 160 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:57,440 problem. Yeah we have made a few mistakes. You've shot two guys but hey you have to shoot 161 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:02,280 a few good guys to shoot a few bad guys. You never know we're all in prison. Eggs and omelets. 162 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:09,840 You know what I mean. Yeah. You do not look great. No I'll be honest. You might have to 163 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:15,240 fulfill your bargain and kill yourself when I die shortly. Come on. You agree to it. You 164 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,920 agree. If we ever end up in prison together and one of us dies you would kill yourself. 165 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:25,920 God damn it. This is so unfair. What happened to you. I don't know. It's like my body's 166 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:33,400 melting all of it is going towards my legs. His shins are taking on a lot of fluid. Yeah 167 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:56,720 I'm afraid to take off the jackets. I don't know what's left.