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Hello, is this the Ravensburg support line?

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I'm sorry, the what?

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The Ravensburg support line.

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I'm having problems with my jigsaw.

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Oh yes, of course.

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Yes.

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I was just worried that you had said the Ravensworth, which is a different company, a different

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thing.

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I know I made that mistake before.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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They have very-

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I mean, maybe I didn't make the mistake.

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I think someone redirected me wrong.

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Well, that is entirely possible.

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Sometimes we fire a lot of people.

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But what is the issue?

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You know what?

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Actually, I want to go back and say that they are horrible.

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Their customer service is horrible and I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

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I can be nice to you.

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I mean, that's up to you.

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It is up to me.

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And it's up to you, I guess.

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This is a two-way relationship here.

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But what is your problem with your current jigsaw?

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Well, I have two problems.

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Number one, it is too difficult.

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Okay.

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That is a common problem.

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What is the ages on it currently, does it say?

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It says 5 to 12.

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5 to 12.

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I'm outside of that range.

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That might be difficult.

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You're outside of that range.

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I won't ask any further.

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I think that's all the information I need.

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And how many pieces is it?

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There are the right number of pieces, but I have eight corner pieces and I'm struggling

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with this.

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Okay.

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And it's- do you have the title of it or the picture of it?

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Yes, it is two dogs hugging.

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Two dogs hugging?

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Yeah.

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That's a classic favorite.

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It's doing well.

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It's very adorable.

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It is very nice.

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I'm not saying it for you.

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It's probably just a pile of shampes right now.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I have to cover it.

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The cover is great.

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Yeah.

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Piva, have you told them that the dog's faces are definitely missing?

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I can't find any nose or any puppy dog eyes.

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I haven't gotten around to that yet.

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So the dog's faces are also missing.

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We've looked at all the pieces.

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So you said you have all the pieces.

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Well, we have the right number of pieces.

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You have the right number of pieces.

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But we have eight corners and no adorable dog faces.

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There should be at least two.

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There should be at least two.

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Okay, so I think what has happened is that you have been sold a faulty jigsaw puzzle.

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I think you might have two different jigsaw puzzles.

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Okay.

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Now what I'm willing to do for you is I can send you two dogs to make up for it.

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Hold on.

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Let me just run this past me.

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Like dog dogs?

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Yeah, what are they?

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They're offering two dogs to replace the puzzle.

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That's a good question.

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Is it the same dogs as on the puzzle?

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It is the same dogs as on the puzzle.

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Will they hug?

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Oh.

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We're trying to teach them at the minute upon the threat of death.

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He's being cagey about the hugging.

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It's not cagey.

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I actively said no.

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We're trying.

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Ask him how well the dogs are being treated, Heavah.

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Well, he said he's threatening them.

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Why won't you hug?

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Why won't you just hug?

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Do you think they're trying to fob some dogs off on us that they don't want?

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You know, I hadn't considered that.

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These dogs, do you want them?

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Will you miss them when they're gone?

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No, no.

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We would actually be grateful.

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So what has happened here is the jigsaws are all real pictures.

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We got one set of dogs to, uh, to hug, but we cannot create any more jigsaws because

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we lost the original picture.

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Now we are desperately trying to recreate it or else Ravensworth will take us for all

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we're worth.

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But if the dogs don't work out, they will just be put down.

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Okay.

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So he's being very personal about a lot of information I didn't need to know.

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Um, should I just ask for a refund?

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I want to know what breed the dogs are.

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I feel committed to the dogs.

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Okay, sorry.

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What breed are the dogs?

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What picture do you have?

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Well, I guess it's the original dog.

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Hold on.

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What dogs do you have?

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This makes me think you're lying.

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They're all the original, like the original Dobermans you have on the...

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They're Dobermans.

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Uh, we bought way too many of them.

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Or they're Beagles.

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That's interesting.

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We have Beagles on our cover.

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Oh, you might actually need to go to Ravensworth now.

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I'm thinking about, they did try and get, they have a very successful dog hugging line.

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Uh, they stole it from us because we were only able to print one jigsaw.

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Okay.

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So, sorry, one second.

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I'm multi-tied.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Sorry.

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Tim, get ready to kill them if they don't.

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He's saying that they're Dobermans, but we don't have their faces.

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So maybe they're Beagles with the face of Dobermans.

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You know, I hadn't considered, do we have any dog faces?

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We don't have any jigsaw pieces for dog faces.

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So we have no way of knowing.

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It ends at the ears and the jawline.

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Maybe they have Doberman faces.

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Sorry, I can hear your friend.

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Uh, yeah.

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You know what?

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I'll just put you on speakerphone.

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This might be easier.

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I'm just going to put it, I'm just going to turn speakerphone on.

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Uh, hello there friend.

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Hi, no, my name's Neve.

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Hi.

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Hi, Neve.

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Did not ask.

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What's your name?

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I didn't ask him.

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Steven.

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Okay.

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Steven, what about the Dobermans?

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The Dobermans?

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Do they have Beagles faces?

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No, they're just straight up Dobermans.

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Long ears though.

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Unusual for Dobermans.

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They're a crossbreed.

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Nope, they're straight up Dobermans.

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We stretch the ears because the originals, the originals were crossbreeds, but we got

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a load of real pedigree Dobermans.

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We stretch the ears and now they won't hug for some reason.

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I don't know how I feel about pedigree breeding, but I feel like they've corrupted the bloodline

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of those dogs.

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That's what I'm saying.

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The ones we have are pedigree.

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Who left the door open?

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Who left the door open?

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Oh my God.

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I'm never going to.

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Oh, Christ.

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Did they hug before they did it?

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No.

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Kill them.

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Kill them all.

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Okay.

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I've lost track of what your proposed solution is, but I would just like my 499 refunded.

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Oh, we can't afford that, sir.

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All right.

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Well, can you send me a new jigsaw?

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We have one jigsaw.

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You have it.

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We're desperately trying to get another photo to recreate more.

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Where are those other corners from though?

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Those bastards at Ravensworth.

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I think Ravensworth put some jigsaws into our jigs, into our one and only jigsaw to

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finish us off.

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Okay.

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But if this is true, then you did send me a jigsaw with insufficient number of pieces.

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David, I'm missing a couple of corners of the jigsaw that we were working on.

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Oh, which one was that?

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Oh, the Disney one?

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Disney one.

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Oh goodness.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I think that-

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Kiva, don't even go there.

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All right.

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Um.

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So you've lost the dogs then?

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Yeah.

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Are you in the market for two lovely guys?

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That's too personal.

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This is our date night.

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You're ruining-

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It can always be improved, I think.

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Okay.

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I'm going to hang up now.

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This is-

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So you don't want your refund and you don't want me, Steven and Tim, again, lovely guys,

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because we can't give you the dogs anymore.

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We're fine on men.

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Thank you, Steven and Tim.

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Good luck with your-

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Have a nice day and night, guys.

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Not our date night.

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Oh, why are you doing a jigsaw together?

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Because we work in a jigsaw factory.

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Hey, you got to know how to do jigsaws.

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Yeah.

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No, to be fair, all our jigsaws have no pictures.

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They're all gray because we can't put pictures on them yet because we can't get a picture

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to work.

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We don't have the licensing for Disney.

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Get Tim over here.

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Tim?

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Yeah, I'm on speaker.

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I can hear you.

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You don't need me to be any closer to you.

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Okay.

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How do you know what Disney jigsaws are if they're all gray?

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Every time we play us a piece, a song from Beauty and the Beast plays.

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Okay.

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It's a different song every time.

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Is that all licensed?

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Oh yeah, we're horribly in debt.

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Have a nice day and night, guys.

