1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,920 🎵 2 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,900 Oh, it's freezing here! 3 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:22,380 I offered to go for chopped firewood, but everyone said put down the axe. 4 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:27,600 Oh, hey, you're just a bit dangerous with it, but still, somebody needs to go out for firewood. 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,440 Freezing! 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,440 Go out there. I'll do it. I'm not going. Just give me my axe back. 7 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,720 Really want to give him the axe. Why don't you want to give him the axe? 8 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,280 Why did you take it off? It was one time. You've lost your axe privileges. 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:46,040 They were my fingers. I think I'm the one who's allowed to decide whether or not I continue to use the axe. 10 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:51,640 Well, we don't want you to lose any more. If Gareth gets his axe back, then I want my shotgun back. 11 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,440 That's what I'm saying. We should be allowed our things. Yeah. 12 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:59,160 How can we be protected if Darren doesn't get his shotgun back? Exactly. 13 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,000 Because he shot my dog. Your dog looked like it had rabies. 14 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,080 He was just really awful and sick. He was just a bit crusty on it, but he's fine. 15 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,680 A bit crusty. He was antsy, like. Yeah. 16 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:18,040 Wait, we never got it neutered and he was still pepped up, you know? 17 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,320 Pepped up on rabies? He had a lump in his eyes. 18 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:25,880 He just had, he was just a crusty white dog. So I should get my shotgun back. 19 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,360 Gareth should get his axe back. And Tony. 20 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,080 And can I get my brass knuckles back? Yeah. 21 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,640 Give him his brass knuckles back. We'll give you your keys back. 22 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:40,520 That was one time. I didn't know that there would be that many trees in the forest. I have no idea. 23 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,920 To be fair, actually, that's a, I think that's reasonable. 24 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,240 I thought there would be at least a path through, like. 25 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,800 Yeah. And you got to assume, okay, there's going to be more than 10, 26 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,840 but this is honestly quite frankly absurd. This is too many trees. 27 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,280 It felt like the trees were just growing in front of the car as the car was driving past. 28 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:01,080 And if you give me the axe, it's less likely that you'll get, you'll hit your car again. 29 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,760 I can shoot the trees down. I promise that whenever you go to hit 30 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:07,720 something, you don't continue to hold it. Like when you put the stick on top, 31 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,360 you don't hold the top of the stick and then swing the axe. 32 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,240 Well, I can't do that anymore. I don't have the hand, well the fingers. 33 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,240 Now you've only got like the thumb and finger. 34 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,320 Yeah, the thumb and finger. So if one of you's hold them, 35 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,320 then you'll remember to take them off. I'm not holding. 36 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,080 We don't hold it at the same time. You just set it down and then swing it. 37 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,080 That's not how I do it. The only things I want to see swinging are 38 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,640 the brass knuckles back on Tony's hands. Yeah. 39 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:33,000 I got to practice the fights next week. Yeah, next week we came here to let him 40 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,120 clear his head. Not allowed to bring brass 41 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,600 knuckles into the boxing ring. It's under the gloves. 42 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,680 Yeah, they're not going to see. They're not going to know. 43 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,800 Perfect. Barry. 44 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,200 It's a fix. They check the gloves. 45 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,040 That's why you got caught. That's why they're off you in the first place. 46 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:52,280 Yeah, well you're the one person that can choose to give them back to me. 47 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:57,240 But he got caught. You got caught before. 48 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,360 I knew you put them on. So of course I caught you. 49 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,240 If you, when he's got his back turned, you put them on them. 50 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,520 I'm like come on. You may be my mate, but I'm a professional 51 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,760 as well. I have like, I have a standard to uphold. 52 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,480 No, you didn't have that standard for those trees and your bonnet. 53 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,080 That's true. That's a low blow. 54 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,120 What about like copper knuckles or gold knuckles? 55 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,280 I'd give anything to have any sort of knuckles. 56 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,280 Yeah, I just need something to give me the edge. 57 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,680 Yeah. Well, so what better? 58 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,760 Look, what if you cut down a tree and made some wooden knuckles. 59 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,200 I'm in. This is good. 60 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,120 Wooden knuckles for Tony for the fight. 61 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,600 I mean like I'd be up for giving you back the axe. 62 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,840 I'll vote for that if I'm getting some sick. 63 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,280 Okay. Okay. 64 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:38,840 Okay, good. 65 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,760 And maybe. 66 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,040 Oh, oh, and if you're. 67 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,640 No, I don't know. This is not fair because the car is totaled, 68 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,840 so I'm not getting it back. 69 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,080 Like it's still running. 70 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:53,240 But as I'm like until you put that beer down and wait like 12 hours. 71 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,200 And I was thinking if the fight was going badly, then if you have your shotgun, 72 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,480 you can just shoot the other guy. 73 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,520 Yeah, perfect. 74 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,680 Or threaten the ref if he's making a bad decision. 75 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:01,240 That's good. 76 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:02,920 No offense. 77 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,800 It's all business. 78 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,680 It's all business. 79 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,640 It's all kicked out. 80 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,520 It's all business. 81 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,920 And you're not going to get us kicked out when we've got 82 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,280 all this evidence on you drink driving. 83 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,520 You're just lucky that I'm not in the ring where all my authority is. 84 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,400 That's true. 85 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,040 You have. 86 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,080 Because I feel like. 87 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,760 I have a presence in that rain. 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,840 Well, what did you pack in the boot? 89 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,560 A shotgun, an axe and brass knuckles. 90 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:25,880 Yes. 91 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,480 Oh, they're in the boot. 92 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:27,800 Yeah. 93 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:28,680 They're just in the boot. 94 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,520 Yeah, but we walked like the other three mile to get here. 95 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,360 And he get frustrated and threw the keys away. 96 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:34,920 Remember? 97 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,200 Oh, so we have to walk three miles and find keys. 98 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,960 Oh, I already I found the keys. 99 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:40,360 Oh, OK. 100 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,560 So we don't have to walk three miles. 101 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,000 But I'm not giving them them back. 102 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,720 That's fair. 103 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,640 But now I know that the stuff's in the boot. 104 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,760 We can walk three miles. 105 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,200 You can just leave this guy here. 106 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,080 That's really cool. 107 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,360 You can come with us if you want. 108 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,680 This is the worst stag do ever. 109 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,400 Rude. 110 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,480 I mean, we went to a lot of effort to get. 111 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,680 This is for you. 112 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,640 This is secluded. 113 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,040 Yeah. 114 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,880 And I'm the only one that's not allowed to get my keys back. 115 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,600 Well, no, if we get all our stuff, I think then you can give your key. 116 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:04,920 I think. 117 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,960 Oh, right. 118 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,040 If the car can take the path through the forest. 119 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,000 Mm hmm. 120 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,480 Yeah. 121 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,280 We can ask that creepy guy who was just wandering about with that big. 122 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,800 The guy with the scarred face. 123 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,040 Yeah. 124 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,000 Look for a hunt. 125 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,440 Yeah, we can ask him. 126 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,800 He seemed really well. 127 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,000 He was very busy looking at that lovers location thing. 128 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,560 Yeah. 129 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,680 I mean, he walked like through the forest very fast. 130 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,840 So you must know it pretty well. 131 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,200 He was putting those like etchings into the trees. 132 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,120 There are the trail markers, I'm sure. 133 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:32,360 Yeah. 134 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:32,520 Yeah. 135 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,320 Oh, yeah. 136 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,200 That's smarter than us. 137 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:34,760 We just walk. 138 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,480 We should have done. 139 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,120 We should have done that. 140 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,160 That's what we should have done. 141 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,640 Oh, we're not going to be able to find our way back, actually. 142 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,160 Yeah, I'm no good with a sense of direction. 143 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,340 Oh. 144 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh. 145 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,560 Are we expecting visitors? 146 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,000 Did you get something for me? 147 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,960 We might have. 148 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,680 Maybe we did. 149 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,180 No. 150 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:51,680 Whoa. 151 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,220 Hello. 152 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,520 Did somebody order a stripper? 153 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,960 Yes, we did. 154 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,360 Oh, wow. 155 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,760 Who's the special boy? 156 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,400 This is him. 157 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:03,960 This is him. 158 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,000 Him and me. 159 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,400 Oh, very good. 160 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,960 Very nice. 161 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,680 You're very like long teeth. 162 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,180 Yeah. 163 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,080 It's rude. 164 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,120 No, it's OK. 165 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,080 I know I've got very long teeth. 166 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,520 Sit down in the chair in the middle. 167 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:23,960 OK. 168 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,920 I'll just get up with him. 169 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:25,800 He's really kind of you. 170 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,080 Uh, yes. 171 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,200 Very good. 172 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,520 I don't have any. 173 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,080 I did. 174 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,440 Do you want me to play off my Spotify? 175 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,560 I'd love that, actually. 176 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,160 I'm glad you knew what I wanted to do. 177 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,520 Yeah, I'll play off my little. 178 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,120 Do you want something jazzy, a bit more upbeat? 179 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:44,360 Something jazzy, something real sexy and special for the bachelor to not be. 180 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,760 Her toenails have cut through the shoes. 181 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,260 Yes. 182 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,280 You don't need to talk about her. 183 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,040 She's right there. 184 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,160 Where did she get her from? 185 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,440 I'll play the music now. 186 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,440 Oh, do you like this? 187 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,640 Oh, God. 188 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,720 Let me take off one of my layers. 189 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,120 Oh, is that real fur? 190 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,240 Oh, you know it. 191 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,080 Can I put this on when you're not using it? 192 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:05,720 Of course. 193 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,640 You boys have all the fun you want. 194 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,080 Let me take off another layer. 195 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,320 Oh, brass knuckles. 196 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,320 Oh, do you want these? 197 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,520 I've got them spare. 198 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Yeah. 199 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,520 They're always on my outfit. 200 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,880 Oh, that'd be really handy. 201 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,380 You go. 202 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,800 I'm going to take off another layer. 203 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,200 Oh, shotgun. 204 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:26,600 Hey. 205 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,440 A shotgun fell out of my coat. 206 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,240 What is going on? 207 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:29,960 Oh, my goodness. 208 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,200 Oh, hey, my axe. 209 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,720 This isn't sexy at all. 210 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,920 Here it is in the other layer of my. 211 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,240 Oh, did you find a car somewhere? 212 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,160 You'll never guess what's in my other layer. 213 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,000 No, it's not a full car. 214 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,440 I'm not that crazy. 215 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,560 But I'm just going to keep taking off layers. 216 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,840 How many layers you got on? 217 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,920 I'm just going to keep taking off layers. 218 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,080 Just fall and flop to the floor. 219 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,360 More and more layers. 220 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,640 How did he fit in there? 221 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,400 Layers are coming. 222 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,760 I don't see his load. 223 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:05,720 They're two lovers. 224 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,040 I'm running out of clothes. 225 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,360 How do you have that many layers on? 226 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,960 Now the clothes are almost out. 227 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,000 What happens when they're out? 228 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,960 You'll get a big married man surprise. 229 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,480 I'm not married yet. 230 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,120 Oh, I know. 231 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,320 I wish I could pick up my hands. 232 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,920 The last layer. 233 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,720 It's a full boxing ring. 234 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,400 And the match is actually tonight. 235 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,600 The boxing match. 236 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,080 Everybody push down these fake walls 237 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,680 that are a carbon in the woods. 238 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,040 And tonight we are here to see 239 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,680 the two champions fight up against each other. 240 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,240 Let's go. 241 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,840 In the left corner we've got. 242 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,120 It's me. 243 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,080 I'm in the left corner. 244 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,000 And in the right corner we have. 245 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,880 It's me in the right corner. 246 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,840 It's him in the right corner. 247 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,640 My nemesis. 248 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,040 If you pull off your clothes, 249 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,600 you've got your referee outfit underneath. 250 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,640 Wow, we tricked you. 251 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,040 We dressed you up when you were deist 252 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,480 and confused after the crash. 253 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,560 Everybody stop it. 254 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,080 I am in charge here. 255 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,520 Let me inspect the gloves. 256 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,240 Okay, you sir. 257 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:14,840 Nothing here. 258 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,640 They all check out. 259 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,280 This is just my engagement ring. 260 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,400 That's I mean, that's fine. 261 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,000 Hey, look over here at what I'm doing 262 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,360 and don't look at the other guys clubs. 263 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,440 I'm a professional. 264 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:27,960 I am a professional. 265 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,200 I got let me inspect your gloves. 266 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,400 Hey, what's that? 267 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,600 There's brass knuckles on the gloves. 268 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:35,880 Get him out of here. 269 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,080 This is just qualification straight up. 270 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,480 I guess you have to get in the ring instead. 271 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,080 It's me in the northeast corner. 272 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:48,600 Put it down. 273 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,800 Yeah, I'm not. 274 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,680 I'm not a wrestler. 275 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,640 Everyone get out of my ring right now. 276 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,400 This is a force. 277 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,360 I haven't rang the bell and I won't shoot the guy. 278 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:00,920 Shoot the guy. 279 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,160 Shoot. 280 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:01,880 Don't do it. 281 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,680 Don't do it. 282 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,880 Shoot the referee. 283 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,240 No, shoot the referee. 284 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,680 Shoot the wrestler. 285 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,480 Don't do it. 286 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,880 I'm going to shoot the brass knuckles guy. 287 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,880 Hey, no. 288 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:26,280 This is the worst act ever.