1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,120 Hello to everyone expecting the new season of Dunbracken. I know I said that the podcast 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:11,880 was dropping today but I ended up having a very busy April and I don't quite have it 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:17,360 where I want it yet and whilst we have recorded some absolutely killer stuff I haven't had 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,100 time to actually edit it because I'm just one person trying to make the best stuff he 5 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:27,800 can from his and his friends kitchens. But you won't have long to wait for season 2 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:33,480 as I'm only pushing the release back until next week. So on the 5th of May Dunbracken 7 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:44,040 returns with season 2 and oh boy is it season 2. So to satiate you until then we have a 8 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:49,080 scene that takes place in a battering ram shop of all places with Patrick Meyer, Laura 9 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:55,600 Conlon and Connor Reddick along with me. But yes that is everything. Tuesday the 5th of 10 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,840 April Dunbracken returns. 11 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,720 be battering ram so that would be taking out essentially this would be if you're going 12 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:36,080 to take out a vault I don't know if you need that. Oh what is it you're trying to open. 13 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,780 I'm actually trying to destroy something. Oh that'll make things easier actually what 14 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:46,140 is it you're trying to destroy. Actually it's a Costa coffee. Costa coffee. You should probably 15 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:51,560 be able to do a Venti then a Venti battering ram. Okay it's not fully built yet but I don't 16 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,200 want them to reach completion. Oh then we'll go one lower you won't need a full. But I 17 00:01:55,200 --> 00:02:00,600 think the foundations are in so I don't know. It's my first time destroying a chain cafe. 18 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,480 We'll go for a Venti just in case but if it turns out it was more powerful than you need 19 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:09,760 it I am willing to give you a refund. Oh that's really that's really generous of you. Yeah 20 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:15,040 no that's great. This has been like such a nice experience because I felt intimidated 21 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,280 coming in here because I've not bought from here before and like your menu is pretty complicated 22 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,600 and it's a lot of medieval confusing words and there's different sizes for everything 23 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:29,720 so you sure you don't want this morning star. No but I I'm not going to get a trebuchet 24 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,640 but I think my brother in law is looking at one so I mean. Oh give him my number. I will 25 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:39,400 yeah no I totally will. I will just one last go on the morning star because if one of those 26 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:44,480 workers does try and stop you this might be useful to hit them with. Ball with spikes 27 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,560 in the head even if they have a hard hat those spikes can go right through that. I want to 28 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,080 do damage to the building I don't think I want to do damage to people. It's probably 29 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:57,960 going to be a nighttime attack. Okay yeah I get shy. No that's fair do you want a lantern. 30 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:03,880 You know for free I will attach a small candle holder onto the battering ram onto the back 31 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,640 of it because if it was on the front then it would fall off. I didn't think that this 32 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,880 would have accessories but that's. No there's little holes throughout it where I can add 33 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,240 like little things you need. Is there anything any other modular pieces that you can put 34 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:19,480 on. Oh if I'm giving you the candle I suppose I could do I could sand down the left side 35 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,900 of it because I don't know if that's that's the side that I usually hold most often so 36 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:28,600 if I sand that down it gives it a nice little feel. See I've not done it before so I don't 37 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,720 know like I'm normally dominant with my right hand but I know that these things. If this 38 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,840 is your first time taking I would say we'll just keep it pretty standard then the candles 39 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:41,240 fine but after I don't wouldn't go as far as for example I wouldn't add the spike to 40 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:46,440 the end of it. That's for your more high class third jobs and stuff. Do you have anything 41 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:52,920 that's like it's not necessarily like cup holder but like I mean a spray paint can is effectively 42 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:59,680 the same shape as some cups. Spray paint. I don't again I don't know if this is like 43 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:04,040 commonplace for whenever you're taking down a cafe chain before it's been fully built. 44 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,520 We'll see the thing is. I just want to be over prepared I think. If I can have more 45 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,320 stuff in my arsenal by like having these kind of modular components and the accessories 46 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:16,000 then. I mean I could sell you the spray can as an easy fix in our end but I do think if 47 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,720 you're going to use a spray can and then knock down a building it seems pretty pointless 48 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,760 and I could make a seal for that and I could make more money but it doesn't seem like you 49 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,840 actually need the spray can. I was thinking like and like maybe you've seen people do 50 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:31,480 this before so you can advise me like leaving a remaining wall and then like putting some 51 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:38,960 maybe poetry or something up. Because my tumblr isn't getting that many views and I don't 52 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,200 want them to track them back to me immediately but I still want to put something on myself 53 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:48,040 out there to like make it individualistic I think. So I had a guy in like two months 54 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,920 ago who wanted to leave a wall up he tried to knock down a McDonald's wanted to leave 55 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,840 a wall up and did and then a Burger King saw that one wall and were like we can work with 56 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,200 this so now they just sell out of a wall. That's what I was worried about. So I don't 57 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,920 think you should leave the wall. That's okay no that's alright. I think because I know 58 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:08,320 now that I'm coming in under my original budget I was willing to add like of course a lot 59 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,020 more gimmicks on. Yeah. But honestly a lot of these gimmicks are flashy but they're 60 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:17,600 no substance to them. I think you just need this little horse. Yeah take the little horse. 61 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,960 I'll pay for it like don't even worry about giving it for free. All the rest are gimmicks 62 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,520 but the little horse to carry the battering ram until you're finally ready that's that's 63 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:29,720 what I would say is your best. I mean it can run into the wall too. Can I size up on horse? 64 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:34,960 I think this one's too cute. I will get attached and then they will be able to identify me 65 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,720 because I have a horse. You can return the horse does if you don't want to. Horse rental 66 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,960 okay. Yeah yeah the horses were not selling them. It turns out that was illegal. Oh yeah. 67 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:47,560 The rest of the stuff's perfectly legal though so. What if I get emotionally attached? Can 68 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:52,080 I come visit the horse? I mean if you give us it in cash you can keep the horse. It's 69 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:58,280 not it's only illegal if we put it on the books. What if say the horse died? Shopkeep? 70 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:04,640 Yes? Could I ask you a question please? Mm-hmm. I'm looking for some advice on a battering 71 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:09,360 ram. Wonderful you've came to the right place. I sell those. Well let me tell you what I've 72 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:14,640 got in mind. You know the crypt back of the graveyard? Oh yes. Oh which one's? The large 73 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,600 cream one with steel doors. Large steel doors. Interesting. Okay. Some bad men buried in 74 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:25,040 there. Real bad men. You're thinking that you could make sure they never rise or? Yeah 75 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:30,360 okay. Never rise? Oh I'm looking to rise. Oh okay okay okay you want to check it out. 76 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,640 Right you all you need to all we need from is to get in is what I'm hearing. I need to 77 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,880 get in. I need to get them out and we need to get them to haunt my dad's house. Wonderful 78 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:44,840 right well I can do this for you. Okay you see this little horse? That's not for you. 79 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:51,560 Oh. That's for another customer? Yes. I can do a larger horse. Okay. That's two times 80 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,640 the size of this horse. Now I'm not sure if you're picturing that right. It's two times 81 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,680 the size. It's not just a larger horse it's a much bigger horse. All right okay well I 82 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,040 mean that feeds him well to my other hobby of collecting horses but I don't see how it's 83 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,480 going to help me with this crypt. Well it's going to carry the largest battering ram I 84 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:10,080 have because this crypt I know the one you're talking about cream steel doors. Cream steel 85 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,960 doors. There's two sets of steel doors in there because you're not the first person 86 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:18,600 to go in there. What? What? You're you're the third person to go in there so they keep 87 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,080 adding doors. At first they didn't have a door so that's why there's only two doors. 88 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,800 So the ghosts might already be out. They might already be out but we don't know. Sorry I 89 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:31,760 couldn't help but over here um now this is actually a common misconception but the crypts 90 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:37,680 trap the ghosts? Yeah I know. He's wanting to take the crypts the ghosts from the crypts. 91 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,120 Take them around my dad's. Apologies apologies I misunderstood but can I give you a pro tip? 92 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:46,680 Don't go for the steel door go for the stone wall it's so much weaker than the steel door. 93 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,960 Oh my god he gives so much better advice than you shopkeep. And you know what I can hook 94 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,920 you up with a battering ram just across the street here. Wait a minute wait a minute. 95 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,800 Hey! I just got a little bit of business to do here regarding a- John get out of here 96 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,040 get out of here John. You're not allowed in here after you keep- I will get out of here 97 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:06,200 and I'll take your customer and you know what I have much cuter ponies than us. If you want 98 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,280 to get attached to a pony I've got the cutest ponies you can imagine. I quite like this 99 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:15,480 Shetland. That's fair I think it's imprinted on you. Anyway oh yeah if you want if you 100 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,600 want to break into the crypt uh-huh I've already helped two men I can help you two. God damn 101 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,760 it do you know do you maybe know any other crypts full of bob men? I feel like all the 102 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:27,720 bob men have already been allowed out of this crypt. I really want to scare my dad. Okay 103 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:32,360 here's the deal you're looking for an existing crypt but you want to do- uh-huh. There's 104 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:38,600 a funeral three weeks from now. Who died? They're not dead yet. I got a hot tip. Is 105 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:45,480 it a bad guy? Oh it's the worst. Why bad? Oh it's um serial horse thief. Uh-uh. It's- 106 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:52,320 that's my dad. Oh I've said too much. I can't use- my dad's gonna- what? Hear me out. What 107 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:57,400 if you build a crypt around his house and then he is a ghost. Love it. He can't help 108 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,840 you build a crypt. That's true. He only knows how to destroy them. That's out of my purview. 109 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:05,440 Okay I'm gonna leave this shop I'm gonna buy one pony from you I'm gonna have a look 110 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,440 at your ponies and then I'm going straight to the stonemasons. You're gonna want my ponies. 111 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,960 What's it gonna take? It's okay I have a return policy so if you do like his uh- annoyingly 112 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,060 but you can't return mine if you prefer his. Very fair business you're on. I don't like 113 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:21,160 it but I'm honest. We probably have a return policy but no one's ever taken advantage of 114 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:26,440 it. Reflects well on your horses. Yes. Dolls. I'm sorry can you ring me up? Do you just 115 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:53,480 want to go with John? No no offense John. Our wi-fi password is who let the ghosts out.