1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,240 It's not going in. 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,240 It's not stitching. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,480 Yeah, it would have been better if you brought the fucking sewing kit. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,600 That's why it's an emergency sewing kit. 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,320 It's so weird to be out in the woods anyway. 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,400 I understand, yes, the scout ceremony and stuff, but like, I didn't know that we were 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,440 gonna be here and a button would pop. 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:28,280 Do you think, Kyle, would they be mad if I went on without a top button done? 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:33,560 Yeah, you can't hand out badges when you don't represent the scouts adequately. 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,680 And I'm gonna be honest, there's the second question of how are we gonna sew the badges 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,680 on. 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,680 They're not iron on? 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,680 No. 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,160 We're sewing them on on stage? 15 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,160 Yeah. 16 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,520 Wait, hold on, have you not practiced for the ceremony? 17 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,520 No. 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,520 Are you kidding me? 19 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,040 I didn't know I was sewing them on. 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,760 I thought they were iron on, I thought we were ironing onto the kids on stage. 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,760 That makes sense. 22 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,760 Yeah. 23 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,480 No, it's, this is proper Boy Scouts here. 24 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,480 We have to- 25 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,920 What if he tightens the bolo tie so that it covers the top button? 26 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,720 I know you know, but pretend you didn't. 27 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,720 If you didn't know- 28 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,720 No, look, look, look- 29 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,720 Okay, hold on. 30 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,720 No, I'm sorry. 31 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,080 Look, that looks smart. 32 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,400 That looks nice and smart. 33 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,400 Breathe out here. 34 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,400 What? 35 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Breathe out. 36 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,400 I need to see you breathe out. 37 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,760 I'm breathing out right now. 38 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,760 You're not breathing out. 39 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,760 I'm breathing out. 40 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,760 You're not breathing out. 41 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,760 I'm gonna light a match. 42 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:28,680 Why were we expected to sew on the patches with one emergency sewing kit? 43 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,120 I feel like that's something that you should supply. 44 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:36,040 Well you were meant to use a regular sewing kit and then it disappeared and then you didn't 45 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,280 bring an emergency sewing kit. 46 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,360 Well, I had to gut the fish somehow. 47 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,360 That was you? 48 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:45,800 I forgot my Bowie knife and I forgot my multi-tool and I forgot my packed lunch. 49 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 What did you pack? 50 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,920 Let's make this a shorter list. 51 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,200 I packed my car. 52 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,200 Okay. 53 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,200 I drove. 54 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:57,480 I packed my car thinking I was gonna drive and then you pulled up. 55 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,920 I was just like, what? 56 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,480 So everything is in your car? 57 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,920 Everything's in my car, yeah. 58 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,520 She pulled up and I was like, well, yeah, this makes sense. 59 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,720 I knew I was like, I'm forgetting something. 60 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,200 I knew I was forgetting something. 61 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,480 But when did you realize this? 62 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,400 When my shirt button popped open. 63 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,400 Just now. 64 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,400 Yeah. 65 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,400 Pretty much, yeah. 66 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,400 Wow. 67 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,360 Because obviously I forgot my lunch and that's what happened with the fish. 68 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,840 But I didn't really put two and two together. 69 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,160 I was like, well, there's a fish there. 70 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,600 I'm kind of hungry. 71 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,920 I should have realized sooner that you just arrived. 72 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:30,040 I had tied everything to the top of the car and stuff. 73 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,160 Honestly, that is kind of on me a little. 74 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,400 That's embarrassing. 75 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,640 I hit my head on the canoe of the car as I was walking by. 76 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,000 I was walking to your car. 77 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,360 I did laugh at that. 78 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,080 I felt bad for not checking to see if you have a concussion, but really what I should 79 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,960 have felt bad was not saying it. 80 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,400 Hey, do you want to bring your canoe? 81 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400 Yeah. 82 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,600 I had to get into Tim's and he did not enjoy that. 83 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:54,120 I know that I agreed to step back because I'm too passionate. 84 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,840 It's not the word that parents used. 85 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:01,280 No it's not the word the parents use, but it's the word I'm using because I take this 86 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:06,360 seriously and the parents said, no, they did say they said you take it too seriously. 87 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,920 And I said, there's no such thing as taking too seriously. 88 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,920 This is survival. 89 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,560 This is training the future generations. 90 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,360 These are life skills. 91 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,360 These are their kids. 92 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,360 And then I then yeah. 93 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 Okay. 94 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,800 I said, you couldn't survive five minutes out here and I slashed some tires. 95 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Yeah. 96 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,000 I wonder if they're doing okay. 97 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,400 But anyway, all I'm saying is when you two took over for me for one day, it's only been 98 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,000 a few hours. 99 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,920 I agreed to let you two take over for me, but I thought you could fulfill the same obligations 100 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:35,920 between the two of you. 101 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,080 But apparently it's a team effort to mess this up. 102 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,080 Oh yeah. 103 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,080 I don't think you've done anything wrong. 104 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,080 I should have. 105 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,000 I could, should have seen some mistakes that you were making and I don't know. 106 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,720 I'm just having a good time. 107 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,680 I'm so glad that you appointed both of us to this because there's no one I'd rather 108 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,680 do this with. 109 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,520 I just felt there was no one person who could replace me. 110 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,840 And I thought the two of you might get a good shot. 111 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,040 Well to be fair, I'm conconct right now, potentially. 112 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 Power through it. 113 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,320 Power through it. 114 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,320 What did you learn during your first? 115 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Dude, you're best. 116 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,320 That's what we say. 117 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,320 No, no. 118 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:32,400 I said, I said do as well as I do the best. 119 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,480 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 120 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:47,400 If you're ever lucky to perform on my stage, count yourself blessed is what, what I would 121 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,400 say. 122 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,080 Tony at the back, a rising star. 123 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,080 But don't cry, Tony. 124 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,080 I'm not crying. 125 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,760 I just nervous. 126 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,920 That's acting. 127 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,160 And he is not yet allowed on my stage. 128 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,160 That's right. 129 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,160 Everyone. 130 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,160 I was not nervous. 131 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 Round of applause for Tony. 132 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,560 Oh, really good job, Tony. 133 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,560 Thank you. 134 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,320 Mr. Colonel, should we? 135 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,920 Colonel Marzipan to you, Roberts. 136 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,080 Who was my question? 137 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:21,400 Because I'm my surname is Roberts and your surname is Roberts, but you don't go as surname. 138 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,320 You go as first name. 139 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,600 Your Colonel first name. 140 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,680 Should I be my first name Steve? 141 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:34,400 What achievements have you made to possibly use, give you that title and not to go by 142 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:39,000 Roberts rotten boy? 143 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 What was that? 144 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 That seems unfair. 145 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:47,240 I love is unfair, but I haven't had a chance to achieve yet, sir. 146 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,840 What age you seven? 147 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,200 Oh, I forgot. 148 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,600 We don't achieve anything till we're seven. 149 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,040 Tony, what age are you? 150 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,440 I am seven and a half. 151 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,440 See what I mean? 152 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,120 Maybe in the next six months, I'll get a growth spurt. 153 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,800 That was acting you buffoon. 154 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,800 I'm six and a half. 155 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,680 Oh, Tony, I've been triggered. 156 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,400 Tony too powerful. 157 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,560 You're getting too powerful, but I admire the power. 158 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,560 Roberts. 159 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,560 Sorry. 160 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,920 You probably didn't hear me properly because I didn't announce it. 161 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:15,920 Roberts. 162 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,920 Yes, sir. 163 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,280 You have nothing to your name. 164 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,840 You're lucky to be here. 165 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Are we related? 166 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,920 I've never had offspring. 167 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,040 And I deny anyone who brings that up. 168 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,440 I wasn't bringing that up. 169 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,960 I was thinking that maybe it sounded like perhaps it was maybe that you and my mother 170 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,200 might be a family if we're both Roberts. 171 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,800 Your horrible witch of a mother. 172 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:43,120 I know her because often when I walk down the street, I spot something in the corner 173 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,600 of my eye and I immediately shout witch. 174 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,160 But no, it is just another Roberts on the run. 175 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:55,920 She says that her brother calls her a witch and he went to war, but she doesn't know 176 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,920 which one. 177 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,920 Abigail. 178 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,920 And that is good that he has had no progeny. 179 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 Roberts. 180 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,920 Roberts, come here. 181 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,920 Yes, sir. 182 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,960 Do not bring up family matters. 183 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Especially not in front of Tony. 184 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,920 He's so strong right now. 185 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,800 I was just trying to confirm if you were family because I didn't know if it was family matters 186 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,920 until I knew if it was family. 187 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,280 For a while it was just matters. 188 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,960 Outside of camp with family, but inside of camp. 189 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,680 Do you know how bad it would look if this was perceived as nepotism? 190 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,680 No. 191 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 It's really bad. 192 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,680 Could I get a part in your next play for my silence? 193 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:39,240 You're trying to bail me just like a fellow actor of mine did 15 years ago. 194 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:47,000 And what happened him to to to father to your uncle, my father or your uncle, your uncle, 195 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 my father. 196 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Oh, goodness. 197 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,560 Wait, wait, is that not how it works? 198 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,440 No balls. 199 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,360 It's the PTSD. 200 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:00,120 It's the goddamn post theatrical stress disorder. 201 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 You've got me all worked up. 202 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:06,880 Did you put him in that militia that was making cardboard tanks that got blew up? 203 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,880 He did that to himself. 204 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,880 I know. 205 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,400 You do not usurp a colonel. 206 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,400 Mr. Marzipan. 207 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,400 Colonel. 208 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,400 Mr. Colonel. 209 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Can I have my shoes back? 210 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,400 Speak up. 211 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,400 Can I have my shoes back? 212 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,840 The first to break. 213 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,720 The first to ask for their shoes back. 214 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,440 And what do we say to that, children? 215 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,320 You shall never act. 216 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,320 That's right, Tony. 217 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:33,480 Mr. Colonel, I just want to do mime and you've not taught any mime yet. 218 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,560 He hasn't taught any acting yet. 219 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,360 He taught Tony how to act. 220 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,920 Tony's a natural talent. 221 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:39,920 Monologue. 222 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:40,920 We're doing monologues. 223 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:41,920 There's no such thing as natural talent. 224 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,440 It is all acquired. 225 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,440 We're doing monologues. 226 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,040 Do you want to speak, nephew, nibbling? 227 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,600 I've been. 228 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,440 Then take the stage. 229 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 I've been damned. 230 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,040 Embarrass yourself. 231 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,880 I've been named. 232 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,000 Like a part of a family. 233 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,080 I've been named nephew. 234 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,080 Good job. 235 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:08,480 You said in here we weren't family, but then inside the walls that you yourself created 236 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:14,920 made a familial remark that destroyed everything that you thought you held dear, maybe? 237 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,920 Yes, Roberts. 238 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,080 Did you know what you were doing the whole time? 239 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:27,120 Was it me you were trying to trick into a natural God given gift that Tony, the stupid 240 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,120 frig... 241 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,480 Tony still has power. 242 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,480 Oh, okay. 243 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:35,720 I thought that maybe I was usurping, but maybe I went too far on my own britches. 244 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,520 He gets shoes. 245 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,280 Roberts is the first to get shoes. 246 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,600 Tony, I thought that would have been you. 247 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,600 I've just finished my mime monologue. 248 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:54,000 While you were mastering the art of two weeks ago, I've mastered an additional art. 249 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,680 Well, may I say if it were any good, we would have noticed. 250 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 But you have. 251 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,480 He's been wearing mime shoes the whole time. 252 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Look at me. 253 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,280 I am walking broken glass. 254 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,920 You'll hurt yourself, Tony. 255 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,280 No, wait, that's... 256 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,280 Look at the pain on his face. 257 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,400 No, there's definitely no glass. 258 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,400 Oh my goodness. 259 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,040 It looks like he's walking on mime cool snow. 260 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,840 Look at the way he walks with a little bit of heat on his face. 261 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,840 Stop it. 262 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840 This is incredible. 263 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,840 Tony, the floor must be hot. 264 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,840 Someone touch the floor. 265 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,840 This is... 266 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,400 It's both dry and wet. 267 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 No. 268 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,400 Class leave. 269 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,400 Class leave. 270 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,400 Lock the doors. 271 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,400 Lock the doors. 272 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,400 Lock the... 273 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,400 Go on, mime. 274 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,400 Go on, mime. 275 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,400 Class leave. 276 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,400 No, you're not putting up a barrier between... 277 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 No. 278 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,400 Put the shutters back up. 279 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,400 Where have you gone? 280 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400 Where have you gone? 281 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,400 It's... 282 00:10:53,400 --> 00:11:01,800 Mr. Colonel, I'm just letting you know that I got my shoes back when you weren't paying 283 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,400 attention to me and you were focusing on your two favorite students. 284 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,400 Tam. 285 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,400 Tam, child, is it just me and you? 286 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,400 Or is there a third? 287 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:21,400 Tony, he summoned a power and I don't know if it's mind games or he has left the room, 288 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,640 but is he still here? 289 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,160 Have you fallen to the mime powers as well? 290 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,400 You can see his feet just under the curtain there. 291 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,400 I can't. 292 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,400 Just... 293 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,400 Do you want me to pull back the curtain? 294 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,400 Hi, Tony. 295 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,400 Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 296 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Sir, are you okay? 297 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,400 Theatre stress, child. 298 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:50,400 Do you want your shoes back, sir? 299 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:59,400 It appears that Paul, the man who ran the town fair, Paul's house has been ransacked 300 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,400 again, but much like the last four times, he has still not been located. 301 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:08,040 No clues have been discovered as to where he is holing up in town, but people continue 302 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,920 to search. 303 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:15,040 In other news, the capybara is officially now the town mascot after giving all the other 304 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:19,760 town mascot contestants in the town fair Ebola, killing them all dead. 305 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:25,120 Thankfully, the only human in the mascot contest, Syrup Boy, the boy whose face had been burned 306 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,600 by a rhubarb pie, was already in a bubble during the fair, as the translucent qualities 307 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:33,640 of the bubble made for a more pleasant sight to look upon his rhubarb and syrup infused 308 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,760 face. 309 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,320 Syrup Boy has since recovered enough from his injuries and most of the rhubarb has wilted 310 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,760 and fallen off his face of their own accord. 311 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:47,080 Thus, when a team from the Ballyhoopermore Ecological Facility finally caught the capybara, 312 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:51,120 they were able to place it immediately in the vacated bubble in order to stop the continuing 313 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,960 spread of Ebola throughout Dunbracken. 314 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:58,520 Unfortunately, the petting zoo has refused to take the capybara back after their legal 315 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,980 team told them that their impending court case would go much better if they claimed 316 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:05,720 to have never seen the capybara before. 317 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,280 Therefore we cannot confirm nor deny who actually owns the capybara. 318 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:15,480 Thus, it has become a ward of the town and, because it was the only one left in the running, 319 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,360 becomes Dunbracken's 23rd official town mascot. 320 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,400 You can catch glimpses of it in its bubble all throughout the town, but do approach it 321 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,880 with caution and preferably whilst wearing a face mask. 322 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:37,800 Right, that's plenty of wood now for the winter I reckon. 323 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,800 You sure? 324 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800 You don't think we should… 325 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,120 I could go out and get a bit more. 326 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,440 Ah no no no, that's too much now. 327 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:49,000 I think we'll end up burning the place down if we have any more wood. 328 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Still a few trees out there. 329 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,880 I could be started and I could be back by morning. 330 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,000 Ah Jenny, Jenny, just stop trying to do stuff. 331 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 What? 332 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I'm a woodsman. 333 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,120 I know, I haven't been trying to impress you. 334 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,360 I swear it's just my natural habitat. 335 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:08,360 I'm not quite a magnificent woodsman like you, but look how few trees there are left. 336 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,160 Jesus, stop trying to impress me. 337 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,640 Every time I say there's enough things done, you go and say I'll get more of it. 338 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,640 It just doesn't add up. 339 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,800 I brought home enough yogurt to last us three weeks. 340 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,800 And I got another week's supply just in case. 341 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,800 Just in case you stop trying to impress me. 342 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,920 Just in case you...what if you spilled some of it? 343 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,560 If I spill some of it, it's fine. 344 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,560 We go down to the shop. 345 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,160 We're in a mountain cabin. 346 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,160 We've got a car. 347 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,800 We've got a car, but what happens if there's a wildfire? 348 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,640 I've cut down all the trees so that's unlikely. 349 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,380 But what happens if there's snow? 350 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,840 What happens if the car...what if you didn't put enough petrol in? 351 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,920 And we have too much granola so we desperately need yogurt? 352 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,560 That fourth week, what would you do? 353 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,200 I guess I'd probably just try to forage stuff. 354 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200 I'm a woodsman. 355 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200 It's fine. 356 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,200 It's fine. 357 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:01,480 This is supposed to be a time where we just kind of hibernate for a wee spell. 358 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480 For a wee spell. 359 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480 Sure. 360 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,480 And we could do two wee spells if you want. 361 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,320 I could go get some more berries. 362 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320 You don't have to forage. 363 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,080 You stay...yeah, that sounds perfect. 364 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,560 Just the two of us connecting out in the woods. 365 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,560 Well...and me. 366 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,800 Yeah, the two of us and Davey. 367 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 Yeah. 368 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,840 Well, you said it was okay if I joined you at the Airbnb, okay? 369 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,840 We did. 370 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,840 Yeah. 371 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,720 And you said that it wasn't going to be a third wheel situation and that while we were 372 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,920 sharing costs, we were also going to share time together. 373 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,040 And honestly, it feels a little bit, and I don't want to say that you were lying to me, 374 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,680 but it feels a little bit like it is a third wheel situation. 375 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:47,000 Well, we kind of invited you, kind of...well, I wanted you to come as...can we just go over 376 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,520 here for a moment? 377 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,720 Just stay there over there, Jeannie. 378 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,720 No worries. 379 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,000 I'll just look at the trees that I want. 380 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Perfect. 381 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Perfect. 382 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Yeah. 383 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000 I won't go foraging, but I'll think about where I'll forage next. 384 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Beautiful. 385 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:05,400 Davey, I need you as a buffer. 386 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,560 She just keeps trying it. 387 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 She's coming on quite strong. 388 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,600 I reckon I'm going to try break up with her. 389 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,200 You fucker. 390 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,840 I am not another break up buffer for you, you son of a bitch. 391 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,840 You're so good at it. 392 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,840 You son of a bitch. 393 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,840 You're so good at it. 394 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,840 I can't believe I've fallen for this again. 395 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,120 You've been with her for two and a half years. 396 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,280 I thought there's no way this is a break up buffer situation. 397 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,240 I have jumped on this grenade too many times for you. 398 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,240 You're so brilliant. 399 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240 I remember Anita. 400 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,760 You brought her on that holiday. 401 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,760 I remember Anita. 402 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,960 Why do I remember Anita? 403 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:32,960 I was...holiday? 404 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,960 Honeymoon. 405 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,960 Yeah. 406 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 Honeymoon. 407 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,840 I spent two weeks with your jilted bride in Corfu. 408 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,880 And you're complaining. 409 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,300 She was a wreck. 410 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,300 She was a wreck. 411 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,600 And I had to keep saying like, maybe he'll change his mind. 412 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,040 Maybe you know, it's not what it seems. 413 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,040 Maybe there was a reason. 414 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,080 Well, that's your mistake. 415 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080 Maybe. 416 00:16:55,080 --> 00:17:01,160 But I had to make up some reason that you sent a man dressed like you to the altar. 417 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,800 Well, it's going to happen. 418 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800 Okay. 419 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,800 The break up. 420 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,800 The break up's going to happen. 421 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 Fuck. 422 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,680 Whether I send a lookalike, a doppelganger of myself over there to that bush where she's 423 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,880 picking red currents or... 424 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,160 Can you just do it before she destroys the rest of the forest? 425 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,560 Like there's so few trees out there. 426 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:26,280 Like there's a pile of animals outside staring in the house looking for Lorne. 427 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,280 There goes another. 428 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,400 Well, look. 429 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,560 Jesus Christ. 430 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,160 She is quite a woodsman. 431 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,680 She's quite, to be honest, it's kind of threatening. 432 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,880 That's kind of why I'm putting this to the side. 433 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880 There's always something. 434 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,880 Yeah, you know. 435 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,880 There's always something. 436 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880 It's the ego. 437 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880 Yeah. 438 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,400 You're never going to find anybody unless you're able to put that aside, you know. 439 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400 Not everyone is a threat. 440 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,840 Sometimes people just have their own strengths. 441 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,880 Well, sometimes you just want to be a person that's with somebody for three years and then 442 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,880 get bored and move on. 443 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880 That's what you want. 444 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880 I think so. 445 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,960 That's so sometimes you want to just constantly hop from relationship to relationship arbitrarily. 446 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,800 Look, the most constant thing in my life so far has been you. 447 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,640 And I'm happy with that. 448 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:14,520 Well I honestly, watching how you end up breaking up with people and watching the instability 449 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:19,360 in your relationships has destroyed my ability to find love. 450 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,960 Has destroyed for me the very idea of love as a constant. 451 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,080 Well that's you just putting too much of your own self into this. 452 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,080 Well I'm your buffer! 453 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080 I'm your buffer! 454 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,080 Pssst. 455 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,080 You're in the danger zone. 456 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:46,080 Sandra is that you? 457 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,600 Yes Jeremy. 458 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,600 You're in the danger zone. 459 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,120 Why is it called the danger zone? 460 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,120 Because that's where all the guns are pointed. 461 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,120 What do I do? 462 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,400 Take two small steps back. 463 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,760 Try not to make any noise. 464 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,120 Can you see what direction I'm facing? 465 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,120 How do you know that back is the correct way? 466 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:11,240 Because I'm an expert at this hunting game. 467 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,240 Take two steps back. 468 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,520 No more than two. 469 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,800 Back for me could be like left for you. 470 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,800 Back is back Jeremy. 471 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,800 Just take two steps back. 472 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800 Small. 473 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800 One. 474 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 Two. 475 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800 Stop. 476 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,800 Okay stop. 477 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Behind you is a wire about three inches high. 478 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,800 When I tell you I need you to hop backwards. 479 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,800 Are you ready? 480 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800 Wait. 481 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,800 What if I hit the wire? 482 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800 What happens? 483 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800 The guns go off Jeremy. 484 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,800 Look. 485 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,800 If it makes you feel better. 486 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,800 This has really only happened once before. 487 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,800 And it was a really lovely funeral. 488 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800 Who? 489 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,800 Who did this happen to? 490 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,800 People spoke really highly of him. 491 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,800 People crying and there was cake. 492 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800 There was dancing in the aisles. 493 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,800 It was very lovely. 494 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,800 Are you talking about Nigel's funeral? 495 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800 You were there. 496 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,800 They said he died of natural causes. 497 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800 No no. 498 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,800 It was a terrible accident. 499 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,800 He was shot by a booby trap in the forest. 500 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,800 Yes well they weren't meant for him on the plus side. 501 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,800 Nigel would have understood this is a lifestyle. 502 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800 How do you know who they were meant for? 503 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800 Were you part of the setup for this? 504 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,800 Jeremy I'm a hunting expert. 505 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,800 Nigel would have understood Nigel was an expert. 506 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,800 Nigel would have died for his love of hunting. 507 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800 It's a lifestyle choice. 508 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,800 I don't understand. 509 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800 Of course you don't. 510 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800 Of course you child. 511 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,800 Why did you bring me out here? 512 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,800 Because you're clingy. 513 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,800 You've been begging me for months to bring you out here. 514 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,800 I thought we were just going to shoot a bow and arrow at a rabbit or something. 515 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,800 Bow and arrow? 516 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,800 This is 2024. 517 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,800 We use guns. 518 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,800 There's no bow and arrow Jeremy. 519 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,800 It seems like such an elaborate setup and anything could go wrong. 520 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,800 Anything has gone wrong before. 521 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800 Once. 522 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800 It was only once. 523 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,800 You wanted this. 524 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,800 Do you trust me? 525 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,800 Less so than when we started. 526 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 If I'm honest. 527 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,800 If I'm honest there's only two ways out. 528 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:36,800 You either take the risk and jump back after three or you die. 529 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,800 But if I don't move I'll not hit the wire and then I'll not get shot. 530 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,800 Sandra. 531 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800 True. 532 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,800 But if you don't move eventually hunger will come for you. 533 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,800 And then thirst. 534 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800 And then the animals. 535 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,800 Sandra. 536 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800 Your tea's ready. 537 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 Mom. 538 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800 Why are you shouting? 539 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,800 I told you. 540 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,800 You have to be quiet out here. 541 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,800 You're embarrassing me. 542 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,800 Mrs. Lyons. 543 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,800 Mrs. Lyons I think your daughter wants to try and kill me. 544 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,800 Sandra. 545 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,800 You're all being so loud. 546 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800 What are you doing there? 547 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800 What are you doing with Jeremy? 548 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,800 I'm cheating on my game mom go away. 549 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,800 She wants me to jump over a wire and if I don't I'm going to be shot. 550 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,800 Sandra. 551 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,800 She killed Nigel too. 552 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,800 What? 553 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,800 You guys are no fun. 554 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,800 You were about to ask what did I learn during first aid. 555 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,800 Don't iron on when you're wearing the shirt. 556 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,800 You had to learn that. 557 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:48,800 Yeah that's why I was like well we're not going to iron them on to the kids on stage because that would say it with me now. 558 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Hurt. 559 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,800 Why did you iron on the badge? 560 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800 You quite clearly didn't earn it. 561 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,800 Do you have a first aid badge? 562 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800 I want it back if you do. 563 00:22:54,800 --> 00:23:00,800 No I thought once we got to this level we just kind of got the badges like we that was jumping a level. 564 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800 Oh no mines are all my back. 565 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,800 Take that off. 566 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 No I can't singe to my skin. 567 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,800 I don't care take it off. 568 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,800 I thought we could just like claim any of the badges we liked. 569 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,800 You pull it off. 570 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,800 No you don't get to claim the badge. 571 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,800 I like this patch working one. 572 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,800 I've never made a quilt but like look how cute that is. 573 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,800 It's flopped off but it's a little still on. 574 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,800 Super glue. 575 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,800 I started on Pritt sticks so I did learn. 576 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,800 Don't worry the kids don't know what the ceremony is for. 577 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800 Just the end. 578 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800 I think the kids worked hard. 579 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800 They deserve this. 580 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800 They deserve to have. 581 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,800 None of them gave me their lunches so how hard did they really work? 582 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,800 Hey how many of the parents have made it here have you slashed their tires? 583 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800 They're all here they can't leave. 584 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800 Oh yeah it was here. 585 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,800 It's the opposite. 586 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800 They're waiting. 587 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,800 Six hours ago yeah you slashed the tires and the parents asked you to step down. 588 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800 Some of them are struggling and I know I know. 589 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800 I guess that's your point proven in two different directions. 590 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,800 I didn't think they struggled so quickly so immediately. 591 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,800 Some of them just started eating poisonous berries right away. 592 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,800 To be fair. 593 00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800 And the kids knew they were poisonous. 594 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Hey maybe it was suicide maybe they just wanted out fast. 595 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,800 To be fair I was passing those berries around so. 596 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,800 Yeah. 597 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,800 They probably thought I had vetoed them. 598 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,800 And what I'm saying is none of the kids ate them. 599 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,800 I'm proud of them. 600 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,800 Yeah they're good kids. 601 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800 They ate them well. 602 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,800 They're really good kids. 603 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800 You know what I know I screamed at them a lot but I did it because I care about them. 604 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800 And they took the message too hard. 605 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,800 And now they're screaming at their parents because it's the only way some people will learn. 606 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,800 I'm not seeing any poison berry patches around. 607 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,800 Did you is that one they were presenting today? 608 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800 Plant life identification. 609 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,800 Okay. 610 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,800 It's not specifically for poison berries. 611 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,800 I couldn't get that one. 612 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,800 It's just about broader broader recognizing the trees and yeah. 613 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,800 I can recognize a tree. 614 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,800 I see. 615 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800 I heard tree tree tree. 616 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,800 No that's a bush tree. 617 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800 That's a man in camouflage. 618 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800 Why is he here? 619 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,800 Shoot sir. 620 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800 No no he don't worry he's with me. 621 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800 He's just making sure you know. 622 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,800 I was going to speculate a hunter because he's a gun but that match makes more sense. 623 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,800 Yeah. 624 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800 He's here to ensure nothing goes wrong. 625 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800 So what has he been doing watching it all going wrong. 626 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800 Been like through a scope. 627 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800 Okay let me rephrase that. 628 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800 I asked I asked him to protect the kids. 629 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,800 The adults are on their own. 630 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,800 They had the gunster in the badge. 631 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,800 Is that why every time I tried to hand the kid a berry it was like it fell out of my hand. 632 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Yeah. 633 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,800 Oh. 634 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800 It just it just slapped your hand. 635 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800 Wait. 636 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800 I'm sorry this is a silly question. 637 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800 Are we adults? 638 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,800 You know what at this point ask what? 639 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,800 Are we the adults here? 640 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800 Yes. 641 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,800 Yeah. 642 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,800 All of them here. 643 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800 Other than all the parents. 644 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800 Yeah I'm 19. 645 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,800 Yeah. 646 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,800 That makes me an adult. 647 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,800 Oh yeah kid. 648 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Yeah. 649 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800 And I knew that. 650 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800 No way. 651 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,800 I think so. 652 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800 You have a really 24 year old energy. 653 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,800 Yeah. 654 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800 Might be the kunkunkun. 655 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,800 Okay. 656 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,800 Here's here's what we'll do. 657 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800 All right. 658 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,800 You go to one of the cars with a slash tire and just sort of fly down. 659 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,800 Okay. 660 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,800 Okay. 661 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800 I'm not doing it without him. 662 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,800 Yeah you're right. 663 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,800 You're not. 664 00:25:51,800 --> 00:26:03,800 First straight answer all night. 665 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800 Oh just come back. 666 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,800 Jenny. 667 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800 I think you're right. 668 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,800 We're good here for the whole winter for sure. 669 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800 Yeah that's enough of everything for the winter. 670 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,800 I've had to think about it. 671 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,800 Just us two and Davey here. 672 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800 Yeah. 673 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,800 Thank you for coming. 674 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Well no it was actually we were just chatting about that Jenny. 675 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,800 I'm going to get a taxi home I think. 676 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,800 Oh they come out this far. 677 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800 That's nice. 678 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,800 I don't care if they do or not actually. 679 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,800 I'm just going to start walking. 680 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,800 Oh right. 681 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,800 We'll take a walk with you. 682 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,800 No no no no no. 683 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,800 That sounds fun. 684 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800 That sounds fun. 685 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,800 We'll walk 30 feet back. 686 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,800 Jenny I have something I need to say to you. 687 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,800 No no no no. 688 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800 There's no need. 689 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800 I'm actually leaving right now. 690 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800 So you probably have to pack up and everything. 691 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800 You've all your stuff all over the cabin. 692 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800 Oh no. 693 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800 We'll be here all winter sure. 694 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800 So you'll be here all winter. 695 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800 Yeah we'll be here all winter. 696 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,800 No no no. 697 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800 Yeah yeah so you'll have to bring. 698 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800 You know where to find us. 699 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,800 Yes I do. 700 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,800 Big slap on the back there for you. 701 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800 Big slap on the back for Tommy. 702 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,800 Tommy give your friend another slap in the back there. 703 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 Sure. 704 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Turn around there Davey. 705 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800 Oh I just broke your ankle. 706 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,800 Looks like you're stuck here. 707 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,800 What a crap. 708 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800 What a crap slap on the back. 709 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Oh you're hiding Courtney. 710 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800 Hiding him. 711 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 Jesus. 712 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 No I'm fine. 713 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 You're a one time. 714 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,800 Bring him in. 715 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,800 I'm fine. 716 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 No no. 717 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 Let go of me. 718 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,800 Let go of me. 719 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800 I'm fine. 720 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,800 I'm fine. 721 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800 Move the yogurt. 722 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800 I'm moving I'm moving. 723 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Why is it outside of the fridge Jenny? 724 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,800 It's cultivating. 725 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,800 It's cultivating. 726 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,800 It's not. 727 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800 It's going off. 728 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 It's cultivating. 729 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,800 Some of it cultivates inside. 730 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800 I'm not saying you should be with her. 731 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,480 I'm saying I'm not being a break a buffer. 732 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,640 We've had a discussion Jenny. 733 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,640 No we haven't. 734 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,640 What? 735 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,640 I'm going to close the door here. 736 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,880 No no I'm getting out the door. 737 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,120 I don't think this is right. 738 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,120 I don't think the two of us. 739 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,600 No I don't think you should have broken his ankle. 740 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,400 I agree that was a terrible move. 741 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 Where are you going? 742 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,200 No no that's not the only thing that's been broken up. 743 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200 Oh well I can put the fridge in. 744 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,200 Tommy don't you dare leave me here. 745 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,800 I can put the yogurts back in the fridge if you feel that strongly. 746 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800 I'm sorry. 747 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800 It's been a good run. 748 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800 Tommy come back. 749 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800 I have to run now. 750 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,800 What? 751 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800 Tommy you son of a bitch. 752 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800 I don't want to be with you anymore. 753 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800 Tommy. 754 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800 What? 755 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800 Son of a bitch. 756 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,800 Davy's there to tell you more about it. 757 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,800 Davy. 758 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,800 Take a seat Jenny. 759 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,800 I loved you. 760 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Loved? 761 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:15,920 Yep past tense. 762 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,520 Take this pamphlet it'll explain everything. 763 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,120 So you've been broken up with by Tommy. 764 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,120 Yeah. 765 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,920 Why is there details for a sequel on the back of this? 766 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,000 Oh it'll happen again. 767 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,400 To me or to for him? 768 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,400 I don't know Jenny. 769 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,080 All I know is it's just you and me now. 770 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,720 Yeah we're gonna be here. 771 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,920 I can hang you right back up. 772 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,920 Do you want me to break the other ankle? 773 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,920 For you. 774 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,920 Okay it's named just through the window. 775 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,920 I'll pay you back for the taxi you ordered. 776 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,920 Thanks. 777 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Do they come up? 778 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920 Yeah. 779 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920 Bye. 780 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 Wow. 781 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,920 Some of this yogurt's good and cultivated. 782 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,920 I'll just put that on the ankle. 783 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,920 Lactose intolerant. 784 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,920 Look at that. 785 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920 Lactose intolerant. 786 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,920 Don't worry it's Greek so that's good. 787 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,920 It's good strong stuff there. 788 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,920 It's cultivating well I'm sure. 789 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,920 I don't think it's helping at all. 790 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,400 Don't worry there's plenty of granola for as long as you need it. 791 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,080 You're taking this break up remarkably well. 792 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,520 You guys mind that I'm here as well? 793 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,520 Oh Izzy. 794 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,400 I had Izzy here as my buffer. 795 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,400 As your buffer? 796 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,400 Yeah. 797 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400 What are you buffering? 798 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,360 I just was worried that conversation would get stilted when you were here. 799 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,920 Well Izzy's fuck all yous. 800 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,040 You've been awful quiet. 801 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040 Oh boy. 802 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,560 She's awful quiet but it's just nice to know that she's always there if needed. 803 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,200 She's got the combination of being very quiet and very annoying. 804 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,200 Yeah it's an impressive quality. 805 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200 Do you want me to talk more? 806 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,200 I can't okay. 807 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,520 That's usually the response. 808 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,640 Why are your teeth outside of your lips? 809 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,600 Well that's a very rude question. 810 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,640 Well I find looking at your face to be rude honestly. 811 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,480 It's rude to go around with a face like that. 812 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,280 To be fair he does have a broken ankle so this might be displacement right now. 813 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,280 I wouldn't take this. 814 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,280 Are you trying to nag me? 815 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,720 Oh I'm not trying to nag you. 816 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,280 You fancy me. 817 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,680 One broken heart can see that you have a face like a wood chipper. 818 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,720 Jenny if you could just leave us alone in the cabin for a few minutes. 819 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,000 Don't leave me Jenny. 820 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Don't leave me. 821 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,720 I'm going to open a yogurt pot now and just get started. 822 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,240 Shana na na na. 823 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,920 Don't finger the pot. 824 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,040 It's dripping down your hand. 825 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,040 It's onto your shoulder now. 826 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,960 I don't even have to put it into my mouth to get it on my teeth. 827 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,960 No you don't. 828 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,400 It looks like your teeth are getting bigger. 829 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,840 Yes extra calcium. 830 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,840 Oh my god. 831 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:42,520 Well I guess this is going to happen one way or the other. 832 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,520 I consent. 833 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,840 I consent. 834 00:30:47,840 --> 00:31:01,600 Hello and thank you for listening to season 2 of Back to Dumb Bracken. 835 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:07,800 Back to Dumb Bracken will be releasing weekly every Tuesday until the end of time. 836 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,040 Time of course is a variable construct that is constantly changing. 837 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,120 The end of time for Dumb Bracken season 2 might not be the end of time of all of human 838 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,640 history. 839 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:22,480 This episode was sponsored by no one so that's nice. 840 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,400 Where is that going? 841 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,640 Oh yeah this episode featured. 842 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,960 Say it with me folks. 843 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:37,800 Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, Ger Donley, Luke Benson, John Close, Saul Greenberg, Christine 844 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,240 Clark and Mark Henry. 845 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:47,000 If you want to check out more, if this just isn't enough, if this whole one week shebang 846 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,140 for one different podcast isn't enough then oh boy have I got some great recommendations 847 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,600 of improv podcasts for you. 848 00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:01,920 Luke Benson who featured in this episode hosts my favourite of all time podcasts, my favourite 849 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:07,120 podcast in the entire world, Luke What's After Happening, which is another improvised podcast. 850 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,120 It's a history podcast where they take the history of something and make it up on the 851 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,120 spot. 852 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,880 If that sounds confusing, it's not. 853 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,600 It's exactly what I just said. 854 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,800 To trust what I just said and then listen to it and you're like oh that's exactly what 855 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,800 he just said. 856 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,000 Yeah that makes sense. 857 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,360 If you want to know more about Dumbraken, follow us at DumbrakenPod. 858 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:33,160 That's when you'll get to see more guest information and just random stuff that I put up. 859 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,020 The opening and closing credits are done by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire 860 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:40,280 album Unearthed on Spotify now. 861 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,560 This has went on way too long. 862 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,960 Thank you as always. 863 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:55,120 Pachton and Dumbraken will be releasing weekly every Tuesday until the end of season 2.