1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,600 Miss, miss, I think I'm dying. Miss, there's a lot of blood coming out of my nose and then 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:19,160 it's on my hands. Um, I think I have to leave. Please. Blood won't stop. 3 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,080 Hey, is that the answer to T? Was that the answer? 4 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,080 The blood? 5 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,680 Just everything you just said there, was that the answer? 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,680 If you wanna. 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:28,680 Okay. 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:33,000 I'll just sort of write in sections then, sure. Hold on. No, don't take my shit. Don't 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 take my words. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,800 You said that into the ether. Shut up, she'll hear us. 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:43,720 Miss, can you at least give me tissues if you're not gonna acknowledge me? Pretty bad. 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,360 This paper wasn't read when I started. Do you have any tissues? 13 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,880 Would you like a new paper? 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,520 Do I get to start over everything? 15 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,360 I suppose you would have to. 16 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,960 But like, same amount of time or like, reset the clock? 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,880 The clock is still running. 18 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:05,360 Uh, Miss, I think I'm dying. Is that a special enough circumstance? 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,560 My nose has been bleeding for 40 minutes. 20 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,200 We are all dying at different paces. 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,240 Okay, Miss. Um. 22 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,120 Can I use that in this, Miss? 23 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,120 Stop asking others for the answers. 24 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,960 It's creative writing. I can write about whatever I want. Can I write about that? 25 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,200 It's critical analysis of creative writing. 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Miss, can I go to the nurse? Please? 27 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,760 You can, but I will not stop the time. 28 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,160 That doesn't seem fair. 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,560 You could have chosen any time to bleed. 30 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:40,680 I don't think that's how it works. I didn't know that sneeze was gonna be so aggressive. 31 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:47,080 I'm holding my head. I also have a nosebleed. I'm holding it again. You're really distracting me. 32 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,760 Oh Jesus, I could see it in your eyes. 33 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,280 Can I use that in this? 34 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:56,120 Ow! Don't use my pen! That's what I'm using to fill my grave! 35 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,800 Hey, let it out. Just let it out. Let the blood out. 36 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,880 Miss, the blood's contagious. 37 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,040 The blood's not contagious. 38 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,040 Jillian has a nosebleed as well. 39 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,960 She's had a nosebleed since the start and she held it in like a good student. 40 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:35,200 Yeah, why can't you be like us? 41 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:42,800 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 42 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,840 Okay, so I guess we've decided that no more tests at the top of the hill. 43 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,000 Too many nosebleeds, I think. 44 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:58,240 Now hold on. One of my students held it in, which made me think all of the students can hold it in. 45 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,040 All right, well if you trust that they can hold it in. 46 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:07,040 I don't trust them, but they have the capabilities to hold it in. 47 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:14,480 I don't think I should have to relocate just because the students lack commitment. 48 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,360 Because I'm starting to feel it now. My head is woozy. 49 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,400 Like I have a lack of oxygen, I think, up here. 50 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,040 And you will become accustomed to it. 51 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:28,480 I understand that, but I don't know if for one hour... 52 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,280 This is part of my marathon training. 53 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,560 Yes, and we granted you... 54 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,440 And I will not move. 55 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,280 And we granted you a bus so you could take your students up and down the hill. 56 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,040 And we were allowing you to take it. 57 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:46,960 You were forcing me to use the bus. I wanted them to run up here. 58 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,280 Yes, and unfortunately they have to take the test in the bus because, of course, 59 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,200 on top of the hill there's nowhere for them to... 60 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:58,880 There is air. It's just low oxygen percentage. 61 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,400 Michael, are you going to be proud of me? There must have been a mix-up. 62 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,800 I was sat on the bus and I was passing exam paper. 63 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,320 They mixed me up for one of the kids. 64 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,280 I passed! Oh my... I don't need to be a bus driver anymore. 65 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,000 There's so many opportunities. What could I do if... 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,120 I could do a critical analysis of creative writing? 67 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:29,200 Freddie, that's incredible. 68 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:29,680 Thank you. 69 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,280 Oh, do you have any work that you want critically analyzed? 70 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,160 I watched the Green Mile yesterday. Could you just analyze? 71 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,640 You seem like a different person. 72 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:44,960 You seem like... 73 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,360 It really moved me. 74 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,520 This is what media can do. 75 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,200 Could you critically look at an application I was going to send? 76 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,560 Is that the kind of thing that we're doing? 77 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,800 Wait, is no one going to be bus drivers anymore? 78 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,880 No, there's other bus drivers. Don't worry. 79 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,120 So long as they don't take a test. 80 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,560 Sounds like you're all moving on. 81 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,240 Hey, as long as you're still here. 82 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,960 Yeah, I'll always be here. I love driving buses. 83 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,800 I would drive something bigger, but they won't allow me. 84 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,600 Would you drive a bus like the one that drove a big bus in the Green Mile? 85 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,360 Along the Green Mile? 86 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,280 Yeah, I would. 87 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,320 I haven't seen the movie, but I assume that's where they're driving. 88 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,120 Yeah, they're driving along the Green Mile. 89 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,960 And it's like a metaphor and stuff. 90 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,760 A what? 91 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,560 It's a metaphor for death. The final mile, I think. 92 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,280 I think my application is like a metaphor for the final mile. 93 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,200 I don't want to be a bus driver forever. 94 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,600 It's been good years, but I don't want it to be my final year. 95 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,040 Hey, buses are pretty cool, guys. 96 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:35,840 Buses are great. 97 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,640 Buses are great. 98 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,200 Are you sure you want to put in for the marathon? 99 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,400 You haven't used your legs in a long time, apart from pushing those pedals on the bus. 100 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,680 You've got some sweet ass calves, but other than that, you're... 101 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,320 I mean, I... 102 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,520 You can't rely on that alone. 103 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,720 You can't rely on calves. 104 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,400 The application is beautiful. 105 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,960 You've really convinced me that you could do it. 106 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,560 If I didn't know you, I'd be like, this person could definitely do it. 107 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,360 Do the marathon. 108 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,840 Is that application just a brochure on you? 109 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,800 That's so cool. 110 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,960 Yeah, I just wanted to cover a bunch of different things. 111 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:03,440 That's nice. 112 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,520 You know, things I've done in the past, things I want to do next. 113 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,160 Professionally, creatively, logistically. 114 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:17,440 Does this mean both of your bus routes will be up for grabs? 115 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:22,880 Gabriel, we need someone to cover all of the bus routes with one bus. 116 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,160 Would you be willing to drive a triple decker? 117 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,600 You could stop right there. 118 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,760 I'm game. 119 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,400 Okay, well... 120 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,360 You could go bigger. 121 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I'm so glad to hear you say that because that... 122 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,720 If you want to make it... 123 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,640 Currently, the current route, you have to drop some students off and then pick more up. 124 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,880 And that's going to cause problems starting school. 125 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:41,360 Yeah. 126 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,120 We could go quadruple. 127 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,480 I was thinking a Rubik's Cube made out of buses. 128 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,640 Three by three. 129 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,000 I'm open to... Conceptually, I'm open to this. 130 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,160 They wouldn't spend like a Rubik's Cube. 131 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,280 I wouldn't be against it. 132 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,880 It would give some fun for the kids. 133 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,760 In what way is this different from just a cube then? 134 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,200 It's flat. 135 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,720 It's just the only depth is like it's one bus deep. 136 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,480 Do you understand? 137 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,000 So it's not even a cube? 138 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,440 It's not really a cube, no. 139 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,800 It's neither Rubik nor Cube. 140 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,840 But it's three by three. 141 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,200 I suppose I need another. 142 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,560 Oh, see, you want... 143 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,000 No, I have D27 buses. 144 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,720 So what you're feeling to understand? 145 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,520 It's very simple. 146 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,680 There's nine buses. 147 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,600 There's three buses in one row. 148 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,720 And it goes up three. 149 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,480 Do you know what a cube is? 150 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,720 We studied that recently. 151 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,600 Yeah, it's... 152 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,080 Perfect. 153 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,960 It's a square and more squares. 154 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,480 And do you know what a Rubik's Cube is? 155 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:40,800 Yes. 156 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,960 Okay, so put both of those ideas out of your head. 157 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:43,520 Oh my God. 158 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,400 Neither of those things. 159 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,640 A Rubik's Cube is a cube. 160 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:46,960 Yeah. 161 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,040 Do you know what a double-decker bus is? 162 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,280 Yes. 163 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,080 That was the initial idea, but we're way off it now. 164 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:52,640 Okay. 165 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,280 This is just three buses, three normal school buses. 166 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:55,760 Okay. 167 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,840 On top of three normal school buses. 168 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,760 On top of three normal school buses. 169 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,080 Okay. 170 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,480 All connected by a series of pipes, steel and beams 171 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,080 to my one central bus. 172 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,440 And you have the freedom to choose wherever you want. 173 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,240 Oh, okay. 174 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,280 Where are my friends sitting? 175 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,000 You know my friends. 176 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,640 Where are they? 177 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,320 Oh, Cool Club? 178 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:16,960 Cool Club. 179 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,360 Yeah. 180 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,880 They're usually at the back, but I don't see them. 181 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,480 No, they could be at the back of any of them. 182 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,520 So you might have to spend a while checking in and out. 183 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,600 You have full CCTV access there. 184 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,720 Just have a look. 185 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,360 Just turn it on. 186 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:28,800 Okay. 187 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,640 They're at the very back of the top middle bus. 188 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:31,840 Okay. 189 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,680 Sir? 190 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,480 Yeah. 191 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,000 I don't normally get the bus. 192 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,440 Normally my mum picks me up. 193 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,440 Do you have your backpack with you? 194 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,560 Do you have a parachute with you? 195 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,280 Parachute? 196 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:41,520 Yeah. 197 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,800 So this is what it's going to ask. 198 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,160 How long before I need to get off? 199 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,680 Do I need to like ring a bell? 200 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,240 Don't worry. 201 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,320 How long is it going to take me to get down? 202 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,240 And also how do I get back down and dismount the bus in a safe way? 203 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,320 Kid, you're asking all the right questions. 204 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,280 Thank you. 205 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,600 These are very, this is a very simple procedure. 206 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:57,920 Yeah. 207 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,160 There are six stops in the town. 208 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,040 You have to get off at one of the six designated stops. 209 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,160 Now I will start slowing down a mile before them 210 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:10,160 because if I stop any faster, we will tip over and crash and die. 211 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,400 And they are the six stops at the longest stretches of straight road. 212 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,400 So anytime we turn, hold on. 213 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:16,880 Okay. 214 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,000 So you've got a mile. 215 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,040 You'll feel the general- 216 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,400 No seat belts. 217 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,200 No seat belts. 218 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,240 This is a bus, kid. 219 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,200 We're not made of money. 220 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,160 I'm Mr. Busman. 221 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,160 I left my bus pass in the math classroom. 222 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,960 It'll take me about 13 minutes to run there and run back. 223 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,440 And will it be possible for you to wait before you depart? 224 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:36,720 For you? 225 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,320 Sure. 226 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:38,800 Okay. 227 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,920 You can start your timer. 228 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,280 I'll be exactly on time. 229 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:41,840 Okay, great. 230 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,480 Okay, hey kids, hurry. 231 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,440 Hurry, kids. 232 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,240 Hurry, kids. 233 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,120 Everyone on the bus. 234 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,520 Everyone on the bus, as quick as we can. 235 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,600 We've got 13 minutes to get this show on the road. 236 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,240 Come on, guys. 237 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,040 Guys. 238 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,840 No, give me back my clarinet. 239 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,800 No, I need that. 240 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,880 I have my exam tomorrow. 241 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,720 You're gonna fail anyway. 242 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,160 Yeah, I know I'm gonna fail, 243 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,840 but I still need to do it in principle. 244 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,280 My dad will be annoyed if I don't do my clarinet exam. 245 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,080 What, and you won't be annoyed if you fail? 246 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,080 I mean, yeah, that's another bridge I'm gonna have to cross whenever I get there. 247 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,080 But as long as he knows I've gone, and I can't just like leave without the clarinet. 248 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,160 So I need my clarinet case back. 249 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,840 Say someone took it. 250 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,240 Oh. 251 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,520 Then you won't have to go. 252 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,360 And it's not even a lie, we are taking it. 253 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,640 What are you gonna do with it? 254 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:32,960 Sell it for parts? 255 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,240 I've got an exam tomorrow. 256 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,600 Oh, what were you gonna do? 257 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,440 I have an exam tomorrow. 258 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,040 I was gonna sell it for parts. 259 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,320 Oh, can you wait a day? 260 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,400 No, because I have a saxophone exam tomorrow. 261 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,160 I'm gonna sell this so I can get saxophone parts so I can have a saxophone for the moment. 262 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,520 How many parts do you have? 263 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,400 I've gotta read. 264 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,000 Oh, so you're gonna be missing your rest? 265 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,560 Yeah. 266 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:54,320 I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know how to play this, so I guess you can have it. 267 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,600 Do you know how to play the saxophone? 268 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,640 Wait, if you're doing an exam and you don't know how to play the clarinet, 269 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,640 then I'm at least gonna do better than you. 270 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,240 I don't think you will. 271 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,080 If you really cared about the clarinet, you wouldn't have let it go in the first place. 272 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:06,320 And I... 273 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,760 I care about the saxophone. 274 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,680 You snatched it out of my hand. 275 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,240 Yeah. 276 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,240 I was blowing my nose. 277 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,760 That's a two-hand job. 278 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,040 Why are you blowing your nose with the clarinet in your hand? 279 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,360 You're gonna get snot all over the clarinet. 280 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,240 That's disrespectful. 281 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,080 No, you took it from me. 282 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,280 It was in my possession. 283 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,760 Yeah, and you're blowing your nose. 284 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,520 You're gonna blow your nose all over the clarinet. 285 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,800 I was vulnerable. 286 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,520 If you did that, it would probably sound better than anything you've played. 287 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,360 Again, you guys have a point. 288 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,080 I can't really argue with your bullying technique. 289 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,520 Like, I'm kind of on your side. 290 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,040 But I just feel like I still need to own the clarinet. 291 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,920 I rented it from the school. 292 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,640 You rented it? 293 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,680 You rented it. 294 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,440 I feel bad for stealing this now. 295 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,200 Yeah, school property. 296 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,560 Yeah. 297 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,800 Schools don't get enough funding already. 298 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,680 And now you're gonna, what, waste an accelerometer's time? 299 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,440 And now you've lost a clarinet. 300 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:55,920 Wow. 301 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,600 But you want a clarinet. 302 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,080 I didn't ask for one because I was gonna lose it. 303 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,680 Probably gonna sell it for money. 304 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,000 Look, I don't think that this is a very fair battle 305 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,920 because I'm only first year and you guys are big in fifth year. 306 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,000 Yeah, you should listen to your elders now. 307 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,040 Yeah, look. 308 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,360 I'm outnumbered and outaged. 309 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,400 Look, this is how we learn. 310 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,800 When we were in first year, we tried bullying fifth years. 311 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,600 Did not work. 312 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,800 No, no, no, no, no. 313 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,600 They're stronger. 314 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,600 They are smarter. 315 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,760 And they play instruments far above our reach. 316 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,560 Shall I try bullying you guys to try and break the cycle? 317 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,040 Yeah, I'd love to see that. 318 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,320 What's so funny, punk? 319 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,080 Your face, your face. 320 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,720 Yeah, snotty face. 321 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,800 It is actually very funny. 322 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,120 You've got mismatched eyebrows. 323 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:41,840 Oh, wow. 324 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,240 Okay. 325 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,280 Yeah, I don't think I'm qualified for this yet. 326 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,480 Do you have any advice? 327 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,720 Change your eyebrows. 328 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:53,680 Maybe get two that are the same size, not one smaller than the other. 329 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,200 I just be surprised all the time. 330 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,840 Do you even play saxophone? 331 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,200 I don't have a saxophone, but I think from all the videos I've watched, 332 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,520 I'll be able to do it if I can get the parts for it. 333 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,960 I've seen him blow that reed. 334 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960 I have full confidence. 335 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,080 Hey, thanks, dance. 336 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,120 Yeah, you're welcome. 337 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:09,920 You know what? 338 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,960 If I get a music deal, I'll name an album after you. 339 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,440 Terrence tracks. 340 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,400 It'll be for you. 341 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,680 Oh, I appreciate that. 342 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,320 No problem. 343 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:32,320 I spy with my little eye something beginning with C. 344 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,080 Curse. 345 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,840 Curse? 346 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,160 Yeah. 347 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,640 No, I don't see a curse. 348 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:38,960 Okay. 349 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,400 I am cursed. 350 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,680 No, you're cursed. 351 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,600 You're cursed. 352 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,560 Why are you saying that? 353 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,680 I'm cursed to be on this bus forever. 354 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,200 No, like it's a long journey. 355 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,760 That's why we're playing the game to pass some time. 356 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,240 Can't we? 357 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,840 Begins with C. 358 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:55,680 Chance. 359 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,560 Chance of getting off the bus. 360 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,040 No, it's- 361 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,640 I'm cursed to be here. 362 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,400 It's something that I can see, Robin. 363 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,920 Clouds zipping by. 364 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,160 No. 365 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,000 As I age. 366 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,800 Robin. 367 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,560 Stuck here on the bus. 368 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:10,960 Robin. 369 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,280 Calluses from gripping the handrail. 370 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,000 You don't need to grip that hard. 371 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,880 I appreciate the seatbelt. 372 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,800 Hey there, it's fast. 373 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,280 What? 374 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,280 It's fast, just like the time that goes by here. 375 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,080 Robin, this is supposed to be a fun game. 376 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:28,640 And you're kind of- 377 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,000 It is fun. 378 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,720 It kind of distracted me for like a little bit. 379 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:37,680 You really talked about the situation in a worse way than it is for a lot longer than I wanted. 380 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,680 I can see something. 381 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,800 And it begins with C. 382 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,280 See something making worse. 383 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,360 Change. 384 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,040 Change. 385 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,360 Hope. 386 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,560 Have you never played this game before? 387 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,400 Hope that we'll get off this bus. 388 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,240 Oh my god, I literally chose this because I thought that this would be accessible to me. 389 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:54,800 Choice. 390 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,600 I wanted to play 21. 391 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,560 I have the choice. 392 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:57,760 I'm not- 393 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,720 I'm not cursed. 394 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,200 I- 395 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,040 I can get off this bus if I want. 396 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,400 I just have to make the leap. 397 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,080 No, Robin, you can't- 398 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,280 I'm opening the window. 399 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,000 No, Robin. 400 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 At least guess my word first. 401 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,000 Ciao. 402 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,600 Robin, no. 403 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,000 It was Capybara. 404 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Hahaha. 405 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:27,600 We would like to remind all passengers that when the seatbelt sign is on to have all phones on bus mode. 406 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,200 Seems like we have quite the predicament, Keith. 407 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,840 Looks like you've accidentally sat on the seat. 408 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,280 I put the chewing gum on. 409 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,880 You weren't meant to be stuck here. 410 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,880 You are now. 411 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,360 I haven't worked out quite how to- 412 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,600 How to remove the person who sits in the chewing gum. 413 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,120 Just know it wasn't meant for you. 414 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,400 It was meant for- 415 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,520 It was meant for Trevor. 416 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,240 Trevor? 417 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,120 Trevor, yeah. 418 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,880 You were gonna get your revenge on Trevor? 419 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,640 Oh, I was getting revenge on Trevor. 420 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,240 I mean, long time coming. 421 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,040 I knew that, Keith. 422 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,160 Three years. 423 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,840 Three years since whenever- 424 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,800 He was in fifth year. 425 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,480 And he was in fifth year. 426 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,240 And he was picking on me. 427 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:04,740 Yeah. 428 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,720 Is it true that you sabotaged his exams so he had to stay back for two years? 429 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,840 Yeah, that's right. 430 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,760 And some people would say that's revenge enough. 431 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,720 I don't think so. 432 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,160 That's not revenge enough. 433 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,000 I'm gonna trap him on this bus forever. 434 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,440 Am I trapped on this bus forever? 435 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,200 You may be trapped on this bus forever until I work out how to remove you, Keith. 436 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,040 I'm really sorry about that. 437 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,880 I know you were looking forward to seeing your dad. 438 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,520 He's back from war for the first time in three years. 439 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,720 You're not gonna get to see him. 440 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,280 And he's not allowed on this bus because of child protection. 441 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,120 So you're just gonna have to stay around him. 442 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,760 You'll get to weave at him every three hours, Keith. 443 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,880 You can weave out the window. 444 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,800 He's not gonna wait at the bus stop for me. 445 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,280 Oh. 446 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,280 Well, luckily, we go right past your house, Keith. 447 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,760 And you can look in the window and see what they're having for dinner. 448 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,880 Then they'll go to sleep. 449 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,120 Then it'll be another lip as they're still asleep. 450 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,760 And then whenever they wake up, you can weave at them when they're having breakfast. 451 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,240 And then lunch and then dinner and all over again. 452 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,480 Over and over and over again until I work out how to remove that chewing gum, Keith. 453 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,120 I feel like this speech was meant for Trevor. 454 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,200 This speech was meant for Trevor. 455 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,160 Um, now I know you've worked hard on this. 456 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,800 And what I'm about to say, I don't really want to do. 457 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,520 Okay. 458 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,360 But I could just take off my trousers. 459 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,480 That's disgusting. 460 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,640 It is, but I don't want to live on the bus. 461 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,320 That's not what everyone else is gonna leave. 462 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,000 And I can do it down there, right? 463 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,640 Keith, you find yourself in the top left bus of a nine bus cube. 464 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:22,960 You're gonna... 465 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,920 It's not a cube. 466 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,360 What do you mean it's not a cube? 467 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,320 It's three by three. 468 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,200 That's a square. 469 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,840 But it's as deep as it is wide, Keith. 470 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,760 That's a cube. 471 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,720 I guess, but I feel like you need the same number of units. 472 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,440 I don't understand. 473 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,640 Has this affected your plan? 474 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:37,920 No. 475 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,760 I was only describing this, Keith, to let you know that it's going to be very embarrassing 476 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,240 to walk from the top left bus down through all the pipe network down to the door. 477 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,000 And kids are going to see you in your boxers. 478 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,400 And I bet you didn't pick boxers for this occasion, Keith. 479 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,240 Did you? What boxers are you wearing, Keith? 480 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,280 Leopard print. 481 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,400 Leopard print boxers. 482 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,800 They make me feel fierce. 483 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,840 Hey, I know someone up there is on their phone. 484 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,800 I'm going to start swerving these buses until you put that phone away. 485 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:05,840 Okay. 486 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:16,960 Sorry, I was looking for someone to file a complaint to my child. 487 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,720 My child fell out of the eighth deck of the bus on the way home the other day. 488 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,360 And I just wanted to know how that happened. 489 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,160 Well, that's simple. Your child wasn't wearing a seat belt. 490 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,920 And it quite clearly chose not to put on the parachute either. 491 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,960 Why was she on a bus with eight decks? 492 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,080 You'd rather she walks home? Are you going to pick her up? 493 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,280 Okay. 494 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280 I would like to file a complaint with you. 495 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,600 Oh. I'm all ears. 496 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,920 You quite clearly don't know how your child travels to and from school. 497 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:50,160 And you're not willing to do anything against it if you're unhappy with it. 498 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,280 I drop her to the bus stop. I pick her up from the bus stop. 499 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,120 The other day I had to pick her up from A&E. 500 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,560 Okay. 501 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,520 She had to text me to say, sorry, mom, running late. 502 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,920 Oh, I'm sorry. You're not meant to give the child on her phone. 503 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,440 We have a no phone policy. 504 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,120 Well, it was out of school. So. 505 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,560 Yeah, but she obviously had it with her. 506 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:11,280 Well, yeah, she has to because that's how we keep in touch to get her to and from the bus stop. 507 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,560 Why do I have to pay to go somewhere I don't want to go? 508 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,520 You have to go home, Ken. You just have to go home. 509 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,520 I don't want to go home. I'm not going to go here. 510 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,560 I know you don't want to go home. 511 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,160 This is where all my friends are at. 512 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:28,800 I know, but your friends aren't going to be here at school all night. They're going home as well. 513 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,040 I know, but I just like to be here and make the place nice for when they come back. 514 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,920 I know, Ken. And you're a great kid. You're a great kid. 515 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,720 I know. 516 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:41,600 But your home can't be that bad. It's worse than this. 517 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,600 Look, I'd take you to my home if I could, but there's laws against that. 518 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,400 What? 519 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,360 No, I'm just saying. 520 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,080 I don't want that. 521 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,040 If you didn't want to go to your home. 522 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,760 I don't. Is this stranger that you're trying to want me to take you? 523 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,240 No, no, no. OK, OK. We're backtracking. We're backtracking. 524 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,440 Everybody. 525 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,480 No, no, no. Get off the intercom. 526 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,560 He's going to take you to his home. 527 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:05,280 You can all sit here and make the place nice for when they come back. 528 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,600 You can all say, let's go overnight. We'll have a big sleepover. 529 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,680 Just stop hitting that. 530 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,240 Look, I'm not going to take you to my home. 531 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,520 I have a specific stop for you. 532 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,680 I would take you to your friend's home if I could, 533 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,000 but you have to get your parents' signature for that. 534 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,960 And I'm not aware to stop reaching for the intercom. 535 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,120 You would make a special stop for me? 536 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,080 No, I said I wouldn't. 537 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:28,960 You wouldn't? What? 538 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,080 No, I said if your parents signed off and said you could go to your friend's house, 539 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,760 I could. But there's only six CF stops. 540 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,640 There's only six designated CF stops in town. 541 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,240 Anywhere else, you're all going to die. 542 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,840 Look, that's why you've got this. 543 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,640 We're all going to die? 544 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:41,860 No. 545 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,160 Everybody's all going to die. 546 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,200 Get off the intercom. 547 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,400 Do you have your parachute? 548 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,560 Then it's less likely you're going to die. 549 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,400 Because there was one kid, didn't die, but didn't have her parachute. 550 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,840 I know, that was me. 551 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,560 That was you? 552 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,360 That was me. 553 00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:00,640 All right. Wow. Your mom gave me some talking to. 554 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,240 She cares about me very much. 555 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,240 Yeah. So why don't you want to go home, dear? 556 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,520 Because all my friends are here. 557 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,800 Oh, yeah. You said that. 558 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,440 Yeah. 559 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,160 Yeah. Well. 560 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,920 You know what? I don't think you know where I live. 561 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,720 I know where your stop is. I don't know where you live. 562 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,220 No, what? 563 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:13,720 I don't know. 564 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,220 Everybody. 565 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,880 No, I have to know where your stop is. 566 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,880 I specifically said I don't know where you live. 567 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,480 I know around the area, sure, but that's only because your stop has to be within 568 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,000 a certain distance from your home. 569 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,920 Get off the intercom. Don't touch the button. 570 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,200 Okay. Okay. I'm looking at your route map. 571 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,040 You've got a lot of access on various houses. 572 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,520 Those are the Bob Kits. 573 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,600 But my house has an ax on it. 574 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,600 Yeah. So you know where I live. 575 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,160 Everybody. 576 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,840 Get off the intercom. 577 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,340 Okay. 578 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,240 Get on the bus. 579 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:48,720 All right. Just please remove the ax. I'm a good kid. 580 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,360 I ain't okay. 581 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,480 I'm sorry. I used you to come. 582 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,320 Should be. That would be worse than X, but you seem okay. 583 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,600 Hey, we're trying to do a good thing. 584 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:03,440 Oh, yeah. 585 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,320 I made it. 586 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,200 I made it back from Mad Clash with my bus pass. 587 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,640 I can go doors closing. 588 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,680 Doors closing. 589 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,120 I'm here. I'm on time. 590 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:11,680 I can speak. 591 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,160 Doors closing. 592 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,400 I can't stop. 593 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:14,880 Everybody. 594 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,240 We managed to get away without him. 595 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:29,840 Good use of the intercom, kid. 596 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,340 Excuse me. 597 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,760 Excuse me. 598 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,960 Sorry. It's my stop. 599 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,080 Yeah. Sorry. Excuse me. 600 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,440 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 601 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,400 I'll just push up. 602 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,760 Sorry. Excuse me. 603 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,120 Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. 604 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,640 I'm sorry. Can I just move your bag? 605 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,080 Sorry. Did you say this was your stop? 606 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,640 Yeah. I'm just trying to get to the front of the bus before. 607 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,600 Oh. 608 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,160 The stop. 609 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,040 What's your name? 610 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,520 Michelle. 611 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,600 Ah. So it's not your stop. 612 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,960 This stop is dedicated to Michelangelo. 613 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,120 I'm really sorry. 614 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,120 I need to keep pushing past people. 615 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,680 I have six more floors to get down before I get to that. 616 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,080 Excuse me. 617 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,320 But you said this was your stop, and this stop is dedicated to Michelangelo. 618 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,280 Hey, I need to climb down. 619 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:05,920 This is my stop. 620 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,600 This is the stop I need to get off at. 621 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,400 Hey, Michelle. 622 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:08,900 Hey. 623 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,960 So you're trying to get off at Michelangelo's stop. 624 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,240 It's not Michelle's stop. 625 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:14,800 You are? 626 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,040 Yeah. 627 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,080 Well, then welcome to get off at Michelangelo's stop. 628 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,000 Yeah, the stop with the little tiny statue by it. 629 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,240 Yeah. 630 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,520 Yeah, that's the stop that we get. 631 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,120 But it seemed like you were claiming. 632 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:29,120 Apologies. Maybe I've made a slight mistake. 633 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:29,840 We just went by it. 634 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,560 Ah. OK. 635 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,120 Sounded like you were trying to claim this stop as your own. 636 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,160 This stop was dedicated to Michelangelo. 637 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,120 I'm just going to go back to my seat. 638 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,080 I'm going to go back to my seat. 639 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:38,480 Excuse me. 640 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:38,980 Sorry. 641 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,480 Sorry. 642 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,000 Sorry. 643 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,640 Yeah, it's me again. 644 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,120 Sorry. 645 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,000 Can I just move your bag? 646 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,320 Sorry. 647 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,040 Excuse me. 648 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,880 So for anyone else on the tour. 649 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,380 Sorry. 650 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:45,880 Sorry. 651 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,480 The next stop is dedicated to Jacob Rosenheimer. 652 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,760 He found out that he was not actually related to his father. 653 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:01,040 He shortly after tried to find out who his real dad was. 654 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,800 Found out after a couple of weeks searching that it was a traveling tea salesman. 655 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,440 He found him on the side of the road. 656 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:14,000 He spoke to him and he made him a very nice cup of tea. 657 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,360 But it turned out it was a very sleepy cup of tea. 658 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,680 Because whenever he woke up a couple of hours later, 659 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,000 his father was gone and had abandoned him once again. 660 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,080 He was very disappointed. 661 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,280 The next stop is where he actually fell asleep. 662 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,120 Sorry. I have a question. 663 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,600 Who's Michelangelo? 664 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,480 Ah. Michelangelo is the first meat proprietor of this town. 665 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,520 Sorry. An announcement for all the kids. 666 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,080 I believe the tour guide is on one of the buses. 667 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,040 If anyone could please let me know which one he was. 668 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,080 He was in one E yesterday. 669 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,520 I just need to know where he is located now so we can finally get rid of him. 670 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,480 Thank you. 671 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,080 I won't tell. 672 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,160 Gabe. Gabriel. 673 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,480 Um, hey, I don't want to alarm you. 674 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,320 I think it was up. 675 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,000 I think they might have a flat. 676 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,800 Oh, God. Where? 677 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,880 The left hand side of the bottom or the left hand side of the 678 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,400 middle or the left hand side of the top left towards the back. 679 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,360 Like we're sort of a bit of a bit of a lean. 680 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,240 Oh, God. 681 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,920 Like a bit of a recline. 682 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,040 This makes sense because people over. 683 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,080 Oh, no, we can never stop. 684 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,800 We can never stop. 685 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,120 We can't stop unless at the designated stops. 686 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,480 If I stop before someone stop, they could go straight through a window. 687 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,680 A kid fell out last week. 688 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,960 No, but then no, there's a puncture. 689 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,000 It's really bad. 690 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,480 Don't worry. 691 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:40,800 Don't worry. 692 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,000 I have accounted for this. 693 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,440 We can have a whole bus worth of kids. 694 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,160 Don't worry. 695 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,320 We'll just ask all the kids to move to the right hand side. 696 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,920 The bus self probably. 697 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,720 Gabriel. 698 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,080 Yeah, I will offer myself up. 699 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,720 I will lean out the side of the bus and replace the tire. 700 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,400 It is my dream to be of service to you. 701 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:04,160 It is my dream to be of service to you. 702 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,480 Pablo Pablo. 703 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,640 I'm making my way to the back now. 704 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,160 I'm making my way to the back now. 705 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,400 Pablo, this is dangerous. 706 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,000 Pablo, this is dangerous. 707 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,160 I can do this. 708 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,640 I know I really Pablo. 709 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,920 I can do this. 710 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,840 I know I really Pablo. 711 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:13,840 Oh, good. 712 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,040 He was caught in the other bus. 713 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:15,440 Oh, good. 714 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,560 He was caught in the other bus. 715 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,720 Oh, thank goodness. 716 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,160 Thank God I was turned the right way. 717 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,320 Oh, thank goodness. 718 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,200 Hey, Gabe. 719 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,760 Thank God I was turned the right way. 720 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:19,680 Yeah. 721 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:19,920 Yeah. 722 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,960 Hey, Gabe. 723 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,840 If Pablo tells you he can change your tire, don't believe him. 724 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,280 Yeah. 725 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:21,600 Yeah. 726 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,600 If Pablo tells you he can change your tire, don't believe him. 727 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,960 He changed your tire. 728 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,920 OK, good to know. 729 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,720 He changed your tire. 730 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,680 OK, good to know. 731 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,120 We made fun of him for being so weak. 732 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,240 So he said he was manly, but I don't think he changed his tire. 733 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,960 Luckily, we were turning a corner and he was able to be picked up by. 734 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,600 I'd open a window of one of the others. 735 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,480 I thought. 736 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,720 Sorry, I thought he was offering himself to be the substitute for the wheel. 737 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,240 That makes so much more sense. 738 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,600 At first, I thought he was offered to be the one to stand on the right hand side of the bus. 739 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,200 I was like, you're small, Pablo. 740 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,160 You need more. 741 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:48,560 Sorry. 742 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,600 And you let him. 743 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,640 That's not my domain. 744 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,840 It's Gabriel's whole thing. 745 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,800 Yeah, I'm in charge of the entire of this. 746 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,840 I'm just an advisor. 747 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,360 I'd call it a cube, but one line of a cube. 748 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,640 Let me also say I will never move from the left hand side. 749 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,600 Why do you do this? 750 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,760 It's where all my friends hang out. 751 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,160 Yeah, but if all your friends move, would you move? 752 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,360 Yeah, but they're not going to. 753 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,480 Oh, for God's sake. 754 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,360 It's unbelievable. 755 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,480 And I'm trying to drive here. 756 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,960 This is we've got blankets and cushions on the right hand side. 757 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,240 It's it's the best side. 758 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:16,640 Perfect. 759 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,680 If it's on the right hand side, then you need to move over to the right hand side. 760 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,400 Hold on. 761 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,240 I got confused because I was facing the other way. 762 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,840 Ah, you need to talk bus left or bus right. 763 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,240 OK. 764 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,280 It's bus lingo. 765 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,800 And starboard. 766 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,960 Now, that's the fifth bus. 767 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:31,760 OK. 768 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,480 You've got starboard reindeer. 769 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,160 I feel like we were on the same page. 770 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,080 Quite possibly, yeah. 771 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,920 Anyway, we're not moving. 772 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,280 We'd rather die in this bus. 773 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,320 Hey, so none of the kids have been at school for about two days now. 774 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,960 Why? 775 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,000 Uh, should we be worried or? 776 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,280 Well, I was thinking that we would be able to get George on the bus. 777 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:00,560 George? 778 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,120 George, yeah. 779 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,120 If we can get one of the teachers on the bus, be able to educate the children. 780 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,760 OK, I could get behind that. 781 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,880 Is he finished his marathon? 782 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,640 Is he willing to come from the hill? 783 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,200 If he's in the top bus, that's still quite high. 784 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,800 I think we would be able to come to an agreement so that he could run up and down. 785 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,640 I think we could come to some agreement. 786 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,440 That sounds nice. 787 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,840 Hey kids, uh, George is in the ninth bus. 788 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,800 So if anyone wants to learn today, you're more than welcome to go up to the ninth bus. 789 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,360 Is he showing a film? 790 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,160 It's up to him. 791 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,320 He's an English teacher, so he might be. 792 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,760 I'm going to assume there's a 40% chance that he's showing a film. 793 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,040 It's a strong chance. 794 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,320 Do you know what's on the curriculum? 795 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,640 No, I'm a bus driver. 796 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,840 I wanted something bigger, but just give me these nine buses. 797 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,760 I could go bigger. 798 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,400 If I knew the curriculum, I could work out what film he's likely to show. 799 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,360 Like it was Shakespeare. 800 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,560 We're probably watching Basler. 801 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,160 Why don't you go up and ask him? 802 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,280 I don't want to get trapped. 803 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,600 Can't get trapped up there. 804 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,680 The ninth bus is the securist bus. 805 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,800 Yeah, but if I go, then it's the polite thing to do to sit down. 806 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,440 I can just stick my head and be like, oh, we're actually learning. 807 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,400 Like there's a worksheet. 808 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,120 I'm leaving. 809 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,960 That looks bad. 810 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,920 Well, that's fair. 811 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,640 Yeah, I just wish I could get you kids off this bus. 812 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,600 You have CCTV. 813 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,480 No. 814 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,400 You don't have CCTV. 815 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,480 No, how can you cover nine buses? 816 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,760 With cameras? 817 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,640 Yeah, I mean, there's cameras there, but I can't stop the bus, so I can't get the footage. 818 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,920 You can't stop the bus? 819 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,160 No, why do you think he's been here for that? 820 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,040 Why do you think the seven buses now, like a canteen? 821 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,720 I thought we were going on a school trip. 822 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,080 No, if I stop, this will all plummet forward and kill all of us. 823 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,520 This was a terribly designed thing. 824 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,040 I mean, I know the life of the bus driver is behind me now. 825 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,880 If I was going to analyze that bus, I would not pass it through health and safety. 826 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,560 He's also been driving barefoot. 827 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,720 That's him pushing the pedals with his feet. 828 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,440 You can hear throughout Dunbracken. 829 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,120 That's how you know when the bus is coming. 830 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,960 I can relate. 831 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,320 I used to work at a go-kart truck, so sometimes whenever I see people drive, 832 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,520 I'm very critical of it too. 833 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,120 Is that your neck? 834 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,040 Those are my bones. 835 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:32,320 I'm six and a half foot tall and I cramp myself under a go-kart every day for 12 years. 836 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,240 See, I thought you were going to say that you drove the go-kart barefoot as well. 837 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:36,480 No. 838 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,640 All the kids drive them. 839 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:43,760 So you were a bus driver, you were a go-kart driver. 840 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,480 I wish I had drove something. 841 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,960 I mean, does a bike count? 842 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,200 No. 843 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,280 What about a car? 844 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,000 Yeah, I wish I had driven one of them. 845 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,920 I just got my bike. 846 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,760 You know, we don't have to make a conversation. 847 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,320 I'm happy to read my book. 848 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,320 Okay, sorry. 849 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,200 Use the word. 850 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,160 I'm in the middle of this. 851 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,560 That's fine. 852 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,760 I really meant to stagger our lunch breaks. 853 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,600 It's times like this that I wish I had kept that please don't talk to the bus driver sign 854 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,040 and just, you know, I could tap that. 855 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,320 How often do you tap it? 856 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,240 Sometimes I wake up from just vigorously tapping in my sleep. 857 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,040 Wow. 858 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,840 I did it a lot. 859 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,400 That must feel very powerful when someone's annoying you and you just tap the sign. 860 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,600 Yeah, it came with a lot of authority and whenever someone would disrespect that, 861 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,800 I would get up from where I was sat because I had the pedals primed so that the bus could 862 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,640 keep driving, I would just hit them. You would never expect that. 863 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,480 No, you're right. 864 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,240 You know what? 865 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,160 I've always been respectful of bus drivers, but I hadn't considered the fact that they might assault me. 866 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,400 Yeah, I mean, if you're distracting the driver, you get what's coming for you. 867 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,760 I'd announce we're going to be taking the roundabout in about a mile. 868 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:04,320 So just be prepared to get smashed into the left side of every single bus. 869 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,840 The right side of buses will take this hardest. 870 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,200 The left side of buses, make sure your windows are closed or at the very least, 871 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,640 you have your parachutes on. 872 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,840 Hello class. 873 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,160 Today we're watching Snowpiercer. 874 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,160 Please keep all your nosebleeds till the end of the class. 875 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,560 I'm looking at you Dorothy. 876 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,800 Sir, I wonder if this is too close to home for some of us. 877 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,320 What do you mean? 878 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,040 This film, it seems like we're living it out and I don't like it. 879 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,400 Is this about to contain food? 880 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,680 Yes, it's really bad and only the rich kids get it. 881 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,400 Quick show of hands, who here has seen this movie before? 882 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,400 Just you. 883 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,900 Yeah. 884 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,940 In that case, write a critical analysis of it. 885 00:32:55,940 --> 00:33:24,980 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh. 886 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:26,980 And Conor Reddick. 887 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:33,140 The opening and closing music was created by Conor Mallon 888 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:36,580 and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 889 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:39,460 Thank you for listening. 890 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:56,740 We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.