1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,320 And my roof's just got a bit of stuff on it that I needed cleaned and I don't know, it 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,000 looks-- like I went up there and now it looks like a lot of the slate's missing. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Really? 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Yeah. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Wow. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Slates you say? 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Slates are gone, yeah. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,800 And are you sure you didn't miscount? 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:27,160 No, it's not even like it's- I didn't count them to begin with, it's just as a loader. 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,440 You didn't know how many there were to begin with, why would you even say they're missing 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,000 if you don't know how many there are supposed to be? 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Because there's like holes where the slate should be, there's like missing slates. 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,200 Are you a roofer? 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,200 No. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,280 They're probably there for like airflow. 16 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,560 Oh really? 17 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,760 I would imagine so. 18 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,440 Oh okay, sorry, I just thought that- there's a lot of moss there as well and that's what 19 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,680 I was going up originally for but now you say, oh okay, well. 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,320 I mean I'm just saying there's no reason to investigate that. 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,560 You didn't know how many slates there were beforehand so whatever number there is now 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,760 that could be the correct one. 23 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,720 Yeah and you're a private investigator. 24 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,720 Yeah. 25 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,560 So you would know, does that happen a lot? 26 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,900 Yeah that's always what I say, the important thing is you need to know in what way things 27 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,900 are different. 28 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:12,900 Okay, well. 29 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:17,880 You know, like sometimes people ask me to look for their missing parent and I go, do 30 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,120 you remember ever having a parent? 31 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,120 Some people can't remember. 32 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,120 I get that. 33 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,320 And then, you know, first thing, check they exist in the first place. 34 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,080 Fair, does it matter if the parent could remember you? 35 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,080 Um. 36 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,680 Because like if you remembered you had a parent but the parent had Alzheimer's and couldn't 37 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,840 remember you, does that- 38 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,040 That's an interesting scenario, it hasn't occurred to me yet but I will keep that in 39 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 mind. 40 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,040 That's good. 41 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:43,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, so all I'm saying is don't worry about your missing root slates. 42 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,520 Alright, well here's that money. 43 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,520 Yeah, cheers. 44 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,120 Thank you very much. 45 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Yeah, no problem, anything else you want me to investigate? 46 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,120 I thought this would take longer. 47 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,280 I had the whole day through. 48 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,400 Could you follow my son? 49 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,960 Okay, now, you know what I'm gonna ask? 50 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,760 Do you remember having a son? 51 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,200 I wanna be honest with you, I do. 52 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,120 You do, okay, and you can't picture proof? 53 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:12,800 I do, yeah, now, but that actually brings me- he hasn't contacted me for a while. 54 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,520 What's a while? 55 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,560 Four months and I'm worried that he in fact doesn't remember me, which is why I kinda- 56 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,280 Now, how often would you expect him to contact you? 57 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,040 Is four months an unusually long period for him not to contact you? 58 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,040 It is, yeah. 59 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,040 Okay, okay. 60 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,320 Usually he'd be every other week, minimum. 61 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,040 Sometimes it's more than that, sometimes it's every week. 62 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,320 Now, looking at that picture, I'm guessing- 63 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,320 He was a chubby teenager, but he's- 64 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,160 I wasn't gonna guess the weight. 65 00:02:42,160 --> 00:03:09,960 I've learned that the hard way, clients don't like it when you guess their weight. 66 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,400 Welcome. 67 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,840 Back to Dunbracken. 68 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:21,400 Alright, Mrs Jones, I've finished painting this glass house green for you. 69 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,520 Um, you've must a panel on the top corner. 70 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,040 Look, well you just need one that's still glass. 71 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,960 You know, just to let the light in. 72 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,440 I want the full thing green. 73 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,360 Okay, that will be an extra £20. 74 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,360 I paid you in advance. 75 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,360 For a greenhouse. 76 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 Yes. 77 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,360 Not a glass house. 78 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,680 I have done it to industry standards, which is leaving one panel still glass. 79 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,040 Well, I want it to be my standards. 80 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:50,320 Like I say, I am willing to do that, Mrs Jones, but it will be an extra £20, because I did 81 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,040 not factor in the cost of the extra panel of paint. 82 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,240 You're gonna have to wait for the painting in two weeks' time. 83 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,240 Well then, I will complete the job in two weeks' time. 84 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,360 Well, I have tomatoes to grow. 85 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,480 Well surely they'll take more than two weeks. 86 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,400 Oh no, they're very quick in here. 87 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,240 Well, it is a very high quality greenhouse, I will give you that. 88 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,800 Well, it's not a very high quality greenhouse if one panel isn't green. 89 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,920 Mrs Jones, you're just not familiar with the way things are done in the greenhouse business. 90 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,880 Sorry, you have a look at those tomatoes and tell me I'm not familiar with the business. 91 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,320 Look, I am not disputing the quality of your tomatoes. 92 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,480 You name a colour, I've got a tomato in it. 93 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480 Brown. 94 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,480 Got one. 95 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:39,160 Well, I am impressed. 96 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,360 So we just have to build a fire. 97 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,760 No, we have to build a relationship. 98 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,040 It's the theme of the event. 99 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Come on. 100 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,480 The theme of the event, but they took, what, all 30 employees out into the middle of the 101 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:59,920 wilderness and, I mean, Mr O'Reilly just said survive and drove off. 102 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:05,680 Did you not read the document in advance that said, here's the mission statement, here's 103 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,200 the aims and objectives. 104 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,800 No, why would I do that? 105 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,620 It's not just about being here as people. 106 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:21,360 It's about being here as like spirits and connecting together in a way that's beyond 107 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,360 work. 108 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,160 That's all well and good, sure. 109 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,800 But like I thought we were going to be here. 110 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,880 We'd maybe do a bit of like clay pigeon shooting. 111 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:29,880 There's a lake. 112 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,480 We could maybe just like go rowing in the lake and things like that. 113 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,400 But we just, we're just building a tent. 114 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,680 Somebody brought some marshmallows. 115 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,680 Sorry, where's the, I'm starving. 116 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,680 Where's the marshmallows? 117 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:44,480 I think Derek has them in his bag if you want to just hook into them. 118 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,920 Like are we supposed to hunt? 119 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:46,920 There's six tents. 120 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,920 There's 30 of us. 121 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,920 I don't know. 122 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,760 Yeah, we're meant to build a society and only the strongest survive. 123 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,840 Just like in the workplace. 124 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:01,360 The headcount is being reduced in the office and only the people who are the strongest 125 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,360 will survive. 126 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,320 Was this in the mission statement? 127 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,800 You need to read these things. 128 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Come on. 129 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,480 That is a terrible way of telling us that some of us are getting fired. 130 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,880 Well, they're not, you're not getting fired. 131 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,880 You're getting downsized. 132 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,880 Sorry, do you know where Derek is? 133 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,880 I can't find him. 134 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,960 He went off hunting for a while, but I don't know. 135 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,960 All right. 136 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 Okay. 137 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,960 Thanks. 138 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,960 His bag should be about, his bag should be about it. 139 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,960 It's the one. 140 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,960 Yep. 141 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,960 Cheers. 142 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:31,040 So the 10% at the bottom, they're not going to be asked back. 143 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,720 In fact, there's not even going to be seats in the bus. 144 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,720 That's all right. 145 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,720 So I'll, oh, so he's literally getting a smaller bus. 146 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,720 Yeah. 147 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,720 Yeah. 148 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,720 Okay. 149 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,720 So there's 30 of us. 150 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,720 I only have to beat three people. 151 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:42,720 Yeah. 152 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,720 How do I beat them? 153 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,720 What are, what is our... 154 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:50,400 If we form relationships, then we'll become a group and the group will survive. 155 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,400 Right. 156 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:56,200 So what I'm thinking is we betray three people, oust them from the group. 157 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,680 Sort of like a survivor-esque thing. 158 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:02,160 We just, if we get a group of 27 together, we just have to oust three people. 159 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,160 We don't even need to, because there's no point in splitting into smaller groups because 160 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,400 you split into smaller groups, then your whole group could be gone. 161 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,800 Well, if there was two groups of 15, that wouldn't work. 162 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 You're in trouble then. 163 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:16,000 But if you ended up with all groups, 10 groups of three, then suddenly one group's gone. 164 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,840 That seems illogical as well. 165 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,520 So we just have to make sure we're in a group of at least 16, because we're not going to 166 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,520 get rid of all 16 people. 167 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:27,120 They might get rid of three from 14, but they're not going to get rid of three from 16 then. 168 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,120 That would be silly. 169 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,920 I found Derek. 170 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,360 He's out in the forest. 171 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 He's been skinned. 172 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,840 How many people were with him? 173 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Oh, great. 174 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,840 Was it only him? 175 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,680 It was just him lying in a clearing and he's... 176 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,680 I got the marshmallows though. 177 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,680 Oh, this is good. 178 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,680 So now we only need to oust two of them. 179 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,680 I didn't. 180 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,680 Oh. 181 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,680 He's skinned alive. 182 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,680 Perfect. 183 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,680 When you say skinned, like drunk. 184 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,440 No, no. 185 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,440 His skin has been removed. 186 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,440 What? 187 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,440 Yeah. 188 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,440 I don't know. 189 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,440 It's not like him. 190 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,440 The fleshless body. 191 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,440 Yeah. 192 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,440 What, like by an animal? 193 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,440 I don't know. 194 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 It seems... 195 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,440 Did it look surgical? 196 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,440 Yeah. 197 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,440 No, it seemed very... 198 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,440 Right. 199 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440 I want to team up with that person, I think. 200 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,440 Let's find who... 201 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,440 I think we should get help. 202 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,440 I don't think this is part of... 203 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,440 No, no, because this person's going to just... 204 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,440 All he has to do is skin three more people. 205 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,120 I don't think this is part of the team building. 206 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,840 There was no mention of skinning in the mission statement. 207 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:23,720 No, what I'm saying is someone has obviously shown initiative to get ahead in the corporate 208 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,720 world. 209 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,760 Who has ever shown initiative at this company before? 210 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,240 Do you just want marshmallows? 211 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,720 Oh, could you pass it over if you... 212 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,720 Yeah. 213 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,720 I'm quite hungry. 214 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,720 Cheers. 215 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,400 This actually is more reason to get into a big group because they're not going to skin 216 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 a big group. 217 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,680 You might skin if you're just two people. 218 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,680 They might take a chance. 219 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,740 Actually, I should check to see what else Derry had in his bag. 220 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:43,320 Just the marshmallows are sitting out. 221 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,320 Maybe he has... 222 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,320 Hold on. 223 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,000 The pink ones are nicer than the white. 224 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,800 I'll come back shortly. 225 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,800 Hold on. 226 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800 From Bonnie. 227 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,800 I don't know. 228 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,800 I'm worried. 229 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,040 I don't think this is part of the team building event at all. 230 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,680 You were saying they were going to cull? 231 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,920 Yeah, they were just going to do... 232 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,240 The ones who are bad at the team building exercise, they're just going to leave in the 233 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,240 woods. 234 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,240 Those white ones are bad. 235 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 They're not going to... 236 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,240 Leave in the woods, but they're... 237 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,760 Okay, so between the lines, it doesn't say that they're not going to be skinned. 238 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,960 Not going to leave in the woods dead? 239 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,240 This could be Mr. O'Reilly hunting himself. 240 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,280 He's not hunting himself. 241 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,360 He could be himself hunting the bottom three. 242 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,880 Can't Chius after and skin somebody so for what? 243 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 Derek's pretty slow. 244 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,520 Or sorry, Derek was pretty slow, so you could definitely chase and skin him if you wanted 245 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 to. 246 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,520 That's not nice about Derek. 247 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,520 The man's dead. 248 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:35,960 If you can't speak ill of the dead, who can you speak ill of? 249 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,240 So that's another one likely. 250 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,360 So there's just one more we need to get done. 251 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,360 And we're good. 252 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,880 I'm not comfortable with this. 253 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,840 Look, you're not even taking part in it. 254 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,040 I'm not doing any killing. 255 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,040 You're not doing any killing. 256 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,800 Look, if three people were going to probably die out in the forest anyway by a bear, so 257 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,240 it's better to get it over quickly. 258 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:57,200 Now I say that if they're being skinned, that could be a very slow death. 259 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,920 Let's hope they're being killed and then skinned. 260 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,520 Maybe once Jimmy comes back, we can find out if Derek looked like... 261 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,320 I don't know what you'd even tell. 262 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,280 I'd say it would be the amount of blood. 263 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,920 Actually, you know... 264 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,640 I've watched plenty of documentaries now. 265 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,600 Come on, you don't watch a serial killer documentary. 266 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,800 I have no idea how to tell if someone's been skinned before or after they've been killed. 267 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,640 You didn't watch that Netflix documentary, The Flanders of Great Britain? 268 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,840 Didn't watch The Flanders of Great Britain. 269 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,840 What was this? 270 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,840 Family. 271 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,840 Well, who's that? 272 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,840 Hey, hey, what are you doing up there? 273 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,840 Hey, who is that? 274 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,840 I can't see. 275 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,840 Why are you hooded? 276 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,840 That's three. 277 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:49,120 I'm sorry, are you following me? 278 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,120 Yes. 279 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,400 Yeah, because you're really on my elbow here. 280 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:59,520 It tends to be different customer status, different self-checkouts, and you're really 281 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,000 keeping an eye on things. 282 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Can I help you? 283 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,040 Okay, I'm going to say a number. 284 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,560 Okay, and I just want to watch your reaction, okay? 285 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,560 Did I take the... 286 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:16,080 13 stone. 287 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:21,160 Did I take a product that you were eyeing up and put in my trolley before you were... 288 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,040 I just... 289 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,080 I'm going to say a parental figure. 290 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,280 And I just want to watch your reaction. 291 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,280 Father. 292 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,960 I believe I'm looking for you. 293 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,120 No, I'm sorry. 294 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,520 I'm not your child. 295 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,800 No, I... 296 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,800 I'm sorry, sir. 297 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,800 You're very confused. 298 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,600 I know you're not my child. 299 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,440 I'm just here doing my bursaries. 300 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,960 You've been following me because you thought I was your child. 301 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,000 I don't think you're my child, but I think you're someone else's child. 302 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,680 Oh yeah, I am someone else's child. 303 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,800 We're all someone else's child. 304 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,360 In God's eyes. 305 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,480 And you know, literally also. 306 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,040 Yes, that's true. 307 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,440 I like to think of myself as my own mom, but I suppose I am someone else's child. 308 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,880 Okay, well, if that's everything... 309 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,080 I'm just going to take a quick picture of you. 310 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,000 No, no, I do not consent to that at all. 311 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,680 Okay, I'm just going to hold my phone up. 312 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,000 No, sorry, I just... 313 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 And I'm going to take a selfie. 314 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Can someone help me? 315 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,600 I'm having an issue, not baggage area. 316 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,040 Just... this man's bothering me. 317 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,320 It's all right, ladies and gentlemen. 318 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:29,600 I am following him. 319 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 No, that's not him. 320 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 You sure? 321 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,760 That's not... no, it's definitely not him. 322 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,280 He does look different. 323 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,800 He does look different. 324 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,480 But he reacted to father and 13 stone. 325 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,480 So I was confident. 326 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480 Oh wow. 327 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,880 Are you sure it's not him? 328 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:49,200 I mean, I haven't seen him in four months, but it's... the facial structure, the hair, 329 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,200 the eye colors. 330 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,200 Hello. 331 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,480 I mean, the eyes look red in this father, so that could just be a... 332 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,480 It could be he's a demon. 333 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,480 Okay. 334 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480 Oh my God. 335 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,600 What if it's not my child, but somebody's child has a demon in them? 336 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,480 He did confirm he was someone's child. 337 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,480 Oh no. 338 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480 Yeah. 339 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,240 I'm going to get the priest. 340 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,440 Okay, here's the mistake we made before I start my investigation. 341 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,600 And I'll give you a discount because it's my mistake too. 342 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,600 Oh, okay. 343 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:19,400 We should have looked at the picture from four months ago and drawn a trajectory to 344 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,840 what we expect him to look like now. 345 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,840 I made a classic mistake. 346 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,160 I started looking for someone. 347 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160 I didn't know what to expect. 348 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,240 This is the tiles on the roof all over again. 349 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,240 It is. 350 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240 It is. 351 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,240 Yeah. 352 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,640 And there's more of them gone, by the way. 353 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,040 Again, we didn't count them when we were up there. 354 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,200 We don't know how many there were beforehand. 355 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,520 It just feels like there's a lot of holes in the roof, but you're right. 356 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,520 I forgot. 357 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,520 I'm going to count them. 358 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,520 Yeah. 359 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,520 I'm going to count them. 360 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520 From now on, I'll count them. 361 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,520 Yeah. 362 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,520 I mean, you'll count them. 363 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,520 I don't know why you would want me to count them. 364 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520 Okay. 365 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,520 But... 366 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,520 I mean, I'll do it. 367 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,520 I charge hourly. 368 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,520 Yeah. 369 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,520 I'll do it. 370 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,520 Yeah, no, that's true. 371 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,520 Right. 372 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:57,240 Well, if you keep looking for my son, I'm going to look for this person with a priest 373 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,040 and we'll exercise this red-eyed demon. 374 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,160 Don't worry. 375 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,520 You'll still get a cut once we know... 376 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,800 We still haven't drawn a trajectory to what we expect your son to look like now. 377 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 That's true. 378 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 Okay. 379 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,800 So in the picture you showed me, 13 stone. 380 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800 Yeah. 381 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,440 Now, so the problem is it could go one or two ways, couldn't it? 382 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,600 Or stay the same. 383 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,240 Which is one of the two ways it could be changed or different. 384 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:23,360 You expect more or less or... and I'm open to this. 385 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,360 My initial guess overall. 386 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,360 I don't think so. 387 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,280 You're a very good private investigator. 388 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,000 I trust your gut instinct. 389 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I'm glad to hear it. 390 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Okay. 391 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,160 He usually eats more when he's living away, so... 392 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Okay. 393 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 So that was my mistake. 394 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,720 He also exercises more. 395 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,720 Ah. 396 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,720 So same weight, but more muscular. 397 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,720 Yeah. 398 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,720 So that's what... 399 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,720 That's a mistake. 400 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,720 I made for someone who looked just as fit. 401 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,720 Oh, yeah. 402 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,840 This is why you always need to remember what are you expecting? 403 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,280 Also, my son, definitely not a demon's type. 404 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,280 So I would... 405 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280 Not a demon? 406 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,280 Not a demon's type. 407 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,280 Not a demon's type. 408 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:04,000 I mean, a demon could possess anyone, but he just doesn't seem... 409 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,600 Okay, but we would expect no demons then. 410 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 Expect no demons. 411 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,280 So as soon as you see those red eyes, just... 412 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,280 Yeah, there. 413 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,280 That's all right. 414 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,280 I've got a crucifix. 415 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,680 I will flash it in people and see how they react. 416 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:21,320 Okay, good, good, good. 417 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,640 Room four has not come out in 42 hours. 418 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,040 And I am so curious. 419 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 Me too. 420 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,040 My God. 421 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,040 What are they doing in there? 422 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,400 I don't know, but I've... 423 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,720 Like, they're not dead, because I've heard noises. 424 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:40,200 I went up to the door with a glass, but I couldn't hear anything at that time. 425 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,920 It was nighttime though, so it could have been sleeping. 426 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,920 How's your throat? 427 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920 Oh, great. 428 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920 Yeah. 429 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920 The lozenges haven't really been working. 430 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,600 Yeah, I think it needs... 431 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,880 I think you need to go to a doctor. 432 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,880 I think so. 433 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,920 Jerry, I mean, your glands are huge. 434 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,720 That seems like a little much. 435 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,640 It looks like you swallowed a plate. 436 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640 They're giant. 437 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640 It really does. 438 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,960 It's kind of getting in the way of... 439 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,960 Is it that noticeable? 440 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960 Yeah, yeah. 441 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960 Every time you... 442 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,200 Like, it's... 443 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,360 Your shirt is so far undone. 444 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,840 Yeah, you can't button your shirt up. 445 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,400 I mean, none of us want to do all the top buttons, right? 446 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,600 Like, that's a lot of buttons. 447 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,080 But you used to be able to do the top buttons though, Jerry. 448 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,080 Yeah, but... 449 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,200 So I can't play this, huh? 450 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,200 Like, it's okay. 451 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 Like, it's a sick day. 452 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200 You can go home and just have a sick day. 453 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Yeah, no. 454 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200 The problem is if I go... 455 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,800 Because I've been trying to hold it in, because I want to go on the date with Melissa next 456 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,320 week, and I don't want to go to the hospital, because they might put me in bed rest or something, 457 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,320 so I'm just trying to hold on. 458 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,800 It's a whole week away, Jerry. 459 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,040 Come on, I can do it. 460 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,640 I feel like if you go home and rest, you'll be in good form. 461 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,520 I really need the money. 462 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,880 I don't know if I can pay another full bill. 463 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880 So... 464 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,840 And it's been going pretty well with her. 465 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,840 Okay. 466 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,840 So, like, I want to... 467 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,880 Well, I guess then you're going to stay and you're going to work the rest of this nine-hour 468 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 shift. 469 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880 Yeah. 470 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880 Is this contagious? 471 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,880 Like, what is it? 472 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,240 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 473 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,240 It's just a sinus infection. 474 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,240 In your neck? 475 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240 In your neck? 476 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,240 Yeah, it grew down. 477 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,240 It grew down? 478 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,240 Yeah. 479 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Who's your doctor? 480 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240 Dr. Phillips. 481 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,240 Dr. Phil. 482 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,240 Dr. Phillips. 483 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,240 Yeah. 484 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240 Dr. Phil. 485 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,240 But to be fair, I haven't went to him. 486 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,240 Yeah. 487 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,840 So where are you getting this information about it being us? 488 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,840 Googled it. 489 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,840 So it's slowly working its way down my body. 490 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,360 I think I'm going to get a lung infection and that should... 491 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,920 The plant size of the throat will be in the chest and no one will know that. 492 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,520 Wait, so is Dr. Phillips just an online doctor? 493 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,520 No, no, he's my... 494 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,520 Oh, he's your real doctor? 495 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,520 Okay. 496 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,520 Yeah. 497 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,400 But I just haven't went and seen him because he's going to tell me I'm sick and I can't 498 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 have that. 499 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,840 Yeah, you know that you're sick whether or not your doctor tells you you're sick. 500 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,240 You know, it's not like when he says that it magics into being. 501 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,520 Yeah, but then legally I have to like stay off work and I really need the money. 502 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520 Um... 503 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,840 You're entitled to sick days. 504 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,840 You're paid for sick days. 505 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,840 Oh, you used them all at the beginning of the year for that festival, didn't you? 506 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,360 Yeah, I was not sick and... 507 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,360 Yeah, yeah. 508 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,720 Look at me now and yeah, it was trouble. 509 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,920 The last of the daylight, I remember that, that festival. 510 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,920 Yeah. 511 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,920 It was bad. 512 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920 God, I just used my leave on that. 513 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Did you? 514 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920 Yeah. 515 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920 Yeah. 516 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,920 And the worst thing is I don't even remember. 517 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,920 I was in so many drugs. 518 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,920 Oh, God, sorry. 519 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,360 It was a little bit of thunder outside. 520 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,360 Oh, I thought it was 42. 521 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360 Okay. 522 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360 Oh, you're right. 523 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360 It is. 524 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360 Oh, God. 525 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360 Oh. 526 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360 Those were just dark clouds. 527 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360 Thank goodness, yeah. 528 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360 42 is up to... 529 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360 Oh, God. 530 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,360 Hello? 531 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,360 Uh, Diane's bed and breakfast. 532 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360 How are you, Diane? 533 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 This is Ethel in room four. 534 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360 I'm out of smokes. 535 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:37,180 Any chance you can send up that very attractive young man with the, uh, 536 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:43,440 with the big old lozenge in his neck? 537 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:51,360 Ethel, when you're told about this, Ethel, bring the tractor party in. 538 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360 Yeah, oh, you... 539 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360 Hold on. 540 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360 Stanley, Stanley. 541 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,360 Stanley, Stanley. 542 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,360 For what purpose do you want... 543 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360 Just a little eye candy, you know yourself. 544 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360 For what purpose would... 545 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,360 Eye candy. 546 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360 Eye, eye candy and... 547 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360 Yeah, eye candy. 548 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360 I just want to see. 549 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360 I'm not going to do anything. 550 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360 I'm not going to grab him or squeeze him or rub him or anything. 551 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,360 Don't worry about that. 552 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,360 I'm only an old lady who's looking for smokes. 553 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,720 Okay, well, we can bring you cigarettes. 554 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,720 It's unorthodox, but we can do that. 555 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,720 Fantastic, fantastic. 556 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 Cigarettes, you say? 557 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720 Yeah, yeah. 558 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,720 Yeah, we can bring... 559 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720 Send up the fellow that looks like he swallowed a bass. 560 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,920 Um, yes, I believe I know who you're talking about. 561 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 562 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,920 They want you. 563 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,920 He's got one of them, uh, Shakespearean roughs on, but it's in his neck. 564 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 565 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 566 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,920 No, I know. 567 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,920 I know the one. 568 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,920 I know the one. 569 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 570 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920 Yeah, the one who looks like somebody blew a balloon up inside of him. 571 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,920 Yes. 572 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 573 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,920 The one with the tight arse. 574 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,920 Yes, yes, the one with the exceptional legs. 575 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,920 Um, of course, of course. 576 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,920 Um, well, you just stay where you are and... 577 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,920 Oh, I'm not moving. 578 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,920 Don't worry about it. 579 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,920 Stanley's gonna give me a good scene in two now. 580 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,920 Now, right, Stanley. 581 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,920 I am just getting ready. 582 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,920 Just getting ready. 583 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,920 Getting ready by the way means he's been chewing his viagra for the last four hours now and 584 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920 he's just starting to work up a bit of a lather. 585 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,920 Now, just to let you guys know, um, checkout is, um, you know, it was about... 586 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,920 We won't make it. 587 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,920 We won't make it. 588 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,920 We won't make it. 589 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,920 We won't make it. 590 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,920 We won't make it. 591 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920 We won't make it. 592 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920 Well, I know. 593 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:04,920 You actually haven't already made it. 594 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,920 Yeah, yeah. 595 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920 Great. 596 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,920 So we're just gonna charge you for the extra day. 597 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920 Is that okay? 598 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,920 Look, we, money is no object. 599 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:16,920 Okay. 600 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 We have traveled the world. 601 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,920 We are, we are aristocratic. 602 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:26,920 Tell them they can bring another viagra pill up with us, folks. 603 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Wow, it sounds like our... 604 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,920 There was more to that, Stanley. 605 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,920 Sorry. 606 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,920 It sounded like there was more to that. 607 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,920 Any chance you have any more of the blue pills down there? 608 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920 We do, the viagra pills, the ones that you're... 609 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,920 Oh, I don't care. 610 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920 So this day is like, you know, he's gonna be hard as a rock for about two days. 611 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,920 Viagra pills. 612 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,920 Bring him up a sugar pill for all he cares. 613 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920 We were still at the top sale. 614 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920 All right. 615 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:39,920 Okay. 616 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,920 Well, we'll do that now. 617 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920 And, and, uh, yeah, he'll be up to you in a second. 618 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,920 If any baby oil. 619 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920 We do bring up the viagra pills. 620 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,920 We'll bring up the viagra pills. 621 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:51,240 We'll bring up the viagra pills, but not for the use that I think that you want to use 622 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240 baby oil for. 623 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 624 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,240 It's done, nothing like that now. 625 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240 It's, it's just purely sexual. 626 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,240 Describe, okay. 627 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,240 Yeah. 628 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,240 Never mind. 629 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,240 Purely sexual. 630 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240 I don't think that's just for sex. 631 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240 We can send you a massage. 632 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,240 Yeah, we're very dry. 633 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,240 We're very dry. 634 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,240 Okay. 635 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:11,240 Well, I'm going to let this be the problem of the boys. 636 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,700 Okay, well I'm gonna let this be the problem of the boy with the strep throat. 637 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,700 So, um... 638 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,700 Dude, Jerry, the tight arse. 639 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,200 Yeah. 640 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,200 The buns of steel we call them. 641 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Yeah, is there anything else? 642 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200 That we call them? What else do we call them, Stanley? 643 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,200 Buns of steel! 644 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200 I said that one. 645 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,200 Uh, tray bakers. 646 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,200 Tray bakers, now that's what we've been working on. 647 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,200 We're not sure about that. 648 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,200 We're not sure about that one, boy. 649 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,200 Ha ha ha ha. 650 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,200 Uh, I call them my little gumdrop. 651 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,200 As well. 652 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,200 Wait, wait, wait. Ask him what he thinks a tray baker is. 653 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,200 Because I think it's fucking great. 654 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,200 Alright, okay, fine. 655 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,200 Sorry, we're not on an impasse. 656 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,200 Look, sorry, to body. 657 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,200 What's your name on the reception there? 658 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,200 Ethel. 659 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200 So, Ethel, if you don't mind me saying you sound like a John. 660 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200 Uh... 661 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,200 There's so many ways to work a tray baker. 662 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,200 I think the blood's gone away from your brain. 663 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,200 Yeah, I think I do mind you saying that. 664 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Um, we're gonna actually... 665 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,200 I think we need that room now. 666 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200 Uh, for somebody else later on. 667 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200 There's not a single person that's gonna pay for this room. 668 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200 We have to work with them. 669 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,200 So, you can have it if you want, but you'll have to drag our oily bodies out. 670 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,200 Um, okay, uh... 671 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200 Look, the room upstairs there, 672 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,200 they need, um... 673 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,200 You to bring baby oil. 674 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,200 Uh, a bunch of Viagra. 675 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,200 A bunch of Viagra? 676 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,200 Yeah, a bunch of Viagra. 677 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,200 Well, like, just, I don't know, just go to the drawer, just take a hand. 678 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,200 Is this 42? 679 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,200 Cause we're finally, no? 680 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,200 Um, was it four or 42? 681 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,200 I think it was four. 682 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,200 Eight. 683 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,200 You're in room eight? 684 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,200 I'm in room eight. Yeah, no, we're not the shut-ins in 42. 685 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,200 Okay. 686 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 No, no, no. 687 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,200 Oh, you're room eight, okay. 688 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,200 So your name was Ethel as well, and my name was Ethel. 689 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,200 Yeah, I think we're both Ethel. 690 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200 That's mad, you never see any more Ethels. 691 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,200 You're not. 692 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,200 I'm Ethel the Nettle. 693 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,200 Are you Ethel the Kettle? 694 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,200 Oh my god! 695 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,200 Oh my god. 696 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200 You can stay here as long as you like. 697 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,200 I'm very nice, there. 698 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,200 Honestly, that's out of our hands now. 699 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,200 Bring them the best baby oil we have. 700 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,200 And the finest Viagra. 701 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,200 And the finest Viagra. 702 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,200 The finest Viagra. 703 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,200 The ones we were keeping if any royalty ever showed up? 704 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,200 Yes. 705 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,200 Yeah, God, okay. 706 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200 And it turns out they were just having sex. 707 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,200 It actually wasn't that exciting. 708 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,200 I was hoping it would be like murder behind the doors. 709 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,200 Just to be clear now. 710 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,200 Sorry? 711 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,200 I'm sorry, I just overheard you there. 712 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,200 We're not the couple in 42. 713 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,200 Go murder, O! 714 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200 Oh right, well I guess we better go check on 42. 715 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200 Yeah, this is an entirely different room. 716 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,200 I said room eight. 717 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200 We're gonna go check on room 42. Ethel, do you want to come? 718 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,200 More than you know. 719 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,200 Okay. 720 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200 I'm sorry, I think maybe... 721 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,200 Sorry, I just had a question about this flyer 722 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200 for an exercise class. 723 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200 I think you spell 724 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,200 exercise like the demonic 725 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,200 sense rather than the 726 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200 fitness sense. 727 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,200 I'm just drawing your attention to it. 728 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,200 I don't plan on attending. 729 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,200 Don't worry, son. 730 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200 It's gonna be okay. 731 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,200 I'm gonna miss it. 732 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,200 I'm gonna miss it. 733 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200 I'm gonna miss it. 734 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,200 It's gonna be okay. 735 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,200 That's not my son. 736 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,200 I'm using son in the paternal sense. 737 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,200 I'm gonna say a number at you. 738 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,200 I just need you to react. 739 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,200 You red-eyed boy. 740 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,200 Sorry, I was just asking about typos. 741 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,200 No, it's not a typo. 742 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200 It's not a typo. 743 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,200 Hold on, your son, how good was his spelling? 744 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,200 B+. 745 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,200 Unlikely to get that wrong. 746 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,200 Okay, but we have spotted it. 747 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200 Oh, it's bad eyesight, so probably not. 748 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200 Okay, sir, you're not 749 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,200 a missing son, or at least not the missing son. 750 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200 You don't work in the leisure center, D. 751 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,200 You are. I rent an office in the back. 752 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,200 But you are potentially a demon. 753 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,200 Now, if you'd wait here for a while, 754 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,200 look at your red eyes. 755 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,200 Well, they're not here. Again, remember. 756 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200 I'm gonna take out my phone. 757 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,200 No, don't take my photo. 758 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200 No! You know, 759 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200 I think we've made another classic mistake. 760 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,200 We set up an exercise 761 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,200 class when we expect your son to need 762 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200 zero exorcisms. We conflated 763 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,200 the two cases together. We did, yes. 764 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200 It's tough being a detective. 765 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200 It is really tough. Yeah, I should pay you 766 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200 more. You should charge more. 767 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,200 I charge what I think I earn. 768 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,200 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced, 769 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,200 and edited by Colin Lothman-Bey. 770 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200 For more information on the podcast, 771 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,200 you can follow us at DunbrackenPod 772 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,200 on Instagram. 773 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200 Guests this week were 774 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,200 Patrick Meyer, 775 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200 Marcus Keighley, 776 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,200 Laura Conlon, 777 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,200 Luke Benson, John Close, 778 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,200 Rachel Coulter, 779 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,200 Adam Crossan, 780 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,200 and Aaron Marshall. 781 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200 The opening and closing music was created 782 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,200 by Connor Mallon, and you can check out 783 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200 his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. 784 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200 We look forward to welcoming you back to 785 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:52,200 Dunbracken very soon.