1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Whenever you booked, you asked for a table for two. This is what a table for two looks like. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,840 It's chairs facing each other in a restaurant. That's what this is. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,920 We said we're two people who want a table. 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:19,120 Okay. Have you been to any restaurants before? 5 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:23,080 Yeah. And they normally don't have an issue with us even setting the seats on the same 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,560 side of one table, or at right angles to each other, so we're not in each other's eye 7 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,560 line. 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,240 Have you seen two spies? It's a bit like that. 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:36,320 Yes. And I'm going to offer the same solution to you that I offered to them. One of you 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,640 can sit in the bathroom and the other one could sit at the table. 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:44,960 No, we need to be in the same place. It's a lot like parallel play, like children do. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Okay. 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,760 We're not interacting with each other, but we're both content with our own meals. 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,760 Yes. 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,000 We like that the other person's there, but we don't need them. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,280 Sure. I've got my Switch with me if she doesn't want to talk to me. 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:01:00,000 Okay. I have another suggestion. We have bouquets of flowers. I can put that in the middle of 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,600 the table. Then you're not looking at each other. 19 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,000 What's the problem with just moving chairs? 20 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,960 There's not enough space. You'll be sat on the knee of the person beside you. This is a tiny 21 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:08,960 restaurant. 22 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:09,960 Okay. 23 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:10,960 Well, that could be a new friend. 24 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:11,960 Okay. 25 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,200 Okay. Here's, here's what I'm thinking: On the table next to the one you served for us. 26 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,880 There's a couple, they're not getting along. We split them up, split us up and everyone's 27 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:21,880 happy. 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,040 Look, we tried hosting a swinging night. 29 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,560 It's not swinging. I will not be talking to the person opposite me. 30 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,760 What are you suggesting? Speed dating? We tried that too. We've tried lots of things 31 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,960 to keep this premises open and we've landed on a tiny pizzeria. There's not enough space 32 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:39,280 between the tables where you can sit at 90 degrees. You have to make eye contact. I've 33 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,400 offered you flowers. You've rejected my flowers. If you want to come up with your own private 34 00:01:43,400 --> 00:02:09,800 arrangements with the table beside you, you need to do that in your own time. 35 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:14,240 Welcome back to Dunbracken. 36 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:23,200 Well, you know, being a fisherman and moving to a bakery has been a very different vibe, 37 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,240 but I just want to say thank you for all. Let me join so gracefully. It's been, it's 38 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:34,400 been really nice. Thank you so much. It's nice to not have to work alone, you know? 39 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:41,560 Yeah, I guess. But the reason that we're having this and team meeting is that someone keeps 40 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:46,920 swapping the sausage rolls for fish rolls and the customers are upset. The staff are 41 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,720 upset. Everyone in the staff other than you, I guess. 42 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:58,760 I'm sorry. That was me. Well, see, you know, I was trying to make Agatha more at home 43 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:06,120 and I thought fish rolls would be nice for her. Well, it would be nice to have been consulted. 44 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:11,360 Sorry, you're right. I shouldn't make an executive decision as just a pastry boy. 45 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:17,680 I think fish rolls are a perfect idea and I think-- I was just trying to include you. 46 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:22,920 No, it's made me feel more welcome than I ever could have expected. It's made us less 47 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,680 welcome in the town, I admit. Yeah. And this HR meeting was-- 48 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:33,200 Yeah, I was thinking this morning, I was like, will I will I tell them or will I let Agatha 49 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:40,440 get the chop? But my conscience came through in the end and I'm sorry for all I've done. 50 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,640 Well, yeah, I appreciate that you're just trying to make Agatha feel welcome, but you 51 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:49,640 can do that in the staff kitchen, but that doesn't need to be on wholesale for the customers. 52 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:55,240 And I guess it's it's not a HR meeting. It's a team meeting for everyone to bring up any 53 00:03:55,240 --> 00:04:03,120 issues that they might have with other colleagues in a fair and anonymous way that will be dealt 54 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:08,000 with. So does anyone have any other issues at the moment that they need to raise? 55 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:17,480 Well, I'll be honest, I don't really quite like that Darren doesn't wear any pants. 56 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:23,520 I really was not expecting this. And you've really just just called me out in front of 57 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:31,560 the entire staff. Well, well, yeah. And couldn't you have brought this to me like one on one? 58 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:37,920 Agatha, this was supposed to be anonymous. We weren't supposed to just out each other. 59 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:43,520 Shirley, like, is this not the point of the meeting is to? We just said it was anonymous 60 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:50,200 though. Yeah, we raised points that might point the finger in a general direction, but 61 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:55,400 nothing too specific. So you could have rephrased that by I've noticed that some members of 62 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,440 staff aren't wearing pants, but that is allowed because that has been pre-allied by upper 63 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:04,640 management. Yeah, I would have been OK with that. Yeah, no one would have been any the 64 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,920 wiser as to who it was directed at. That could have been about anyone. Yeah, any of us. Yeah. 65 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:15,960 Right. Well, to be fair, Darren, you do wear the apron quite well. So I mean, I wear two 66 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:20,800 aprons sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you just you're breezy, but there's nothing dangerous. 67 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:26,080 I'm sorry if I'm sounding a bit crazy here, but I just don't want to see Darren's bum 68 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:32,200 in the bakery. That's why he started wearing two aprons. And apron on the back. But every 69 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:38,200 time you're going into the freezer and every time you bend down, your bum's there. Agatha, 70 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,920 if you didn't want to see buns, you shouldn't have worked in the bakery. That's derivative. 71 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:48,920 So derivative. To be fair, that freezer is awful breezy. So I mean, we could close a 72 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,560 window. Yeah, you could just not look. We should rename it the Breezer. That's derivative. 73 00:05:54,560 --> 00:06:01,040 You can't keep making jokes like this. It's not it's not right. This is a gross miscommunication. 74 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,400 Well, we had we had pre-approved it before you had. I'd say things worked a whole lot 75 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:10,040 different over in your fish store. Well, there was only one of you. What if I stopped wearing 76 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:15,200 pants? Well, we'd have to get pre-approved. Yeah, we'd have to go through upper management. 77 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,280 Which is of course Terry's upper management. So it would be it would be your call. Well, 78 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:24,080 that wasn't quite as anonymous as I would have liked. But it's a known fact. It's a 79 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,080 known fact. We're supposed to be anonymous. We're not supposed to know who is upper management 80 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:34,120 and who is underling. We're fine. Terry, I mean, somebody found that it worked better 81 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:39,680 in an undercover boss situation if we never knew who was the real boss. Somebody found 82 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:56,480 out. I hope one day I'll find out which one of you rascals it is. I'll find out. 83 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:01,720 Hey, rabbit, rabbit. This is Golden Goose in the bathroom. As the target come into the 84 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,680 restaurant, I'm still in the bathroom. Don't worry, I'm ready. But if the target comes 85 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:10,320 in, let me know because I'm in the bathroom and you're out there. Is it a nice seat? What 86 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:16,000 did you say your name was kid? You're over a trucker of M here. This is rabbit, rabbit. 87 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:21,320 You call me the golden goose. Are you not golden goose, my partner? No, my name is Morpheus. 88 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:26,320 What happened to golden goose? I don't know. No golden goose. Sounds like your friends 89 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:31,320 being disconnected and you've managed to get over on the trucker radio here. How are you 90 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:36,000 like that, fellas? Anyone else out there? Come on Clementine. I know you're there. Oh, 91 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,520 yeah, boy. Yeah, there's Clementine. Well, this is supposed to be a private channel between 92 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:45,440 two super secret spies. So like. You're a spy, aren't you? Yeah, rabbit. Yeah, thank 93 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:51,800 you very much. Who are you spying for? I hope it's us. I'm in the bathroom of a small pizzeria, 94 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:57,760 but yes, it is for our country. Oh, which is. Oh, I don't like that silence. Some of 95 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:02,600 my favorite moments of my life have been in a small toilet. Tell me about it. There's 96 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,920 been no action in this pizzeria tonight. So that's a shame. I'm honestly. You know what? 97 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:14,040 Where's the pizzeria market with an X on my map? It's on the M2. Just X zero stars. Zero 98 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,360 stars. Yeah, it's not that good. That's what I got. Yeah, they kept saying you have to 99 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,280 make eye contact or else you have to stay in the bathroom. I'm out there waiting for 100 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,360 someone to come in the bathroom. Might be the target, but my my partner's in the restaurant 101 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,520 making horrible eye contact with everyone. Don't like eye contact in the bathroom. That's 102 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:35,880 a bad vibe. I only make eye contact with the road. So what? You're waiting for someone 103 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:40,600 to go into the bathroom where you are. Yeah, it just. You might be waiting some time. It's 104 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:45,760 got up to two stars. Well, I'm just hoping that like if he doesn't catch the target, 105 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:50,800 then I will. Sometimes even targets got a P, you know, who's your target? Man called 106 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:56,960 Max. He's holding some important security information for my company. OK, I'll tell 107 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:02,240 you what. Tell me what road he's on and I'll run him over. He's driving a red Volvo. You 108 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:08,520 could crush that easy Clementine. You're not 18 wheels. I won't even lose my mentor. Oh, 109 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:13,120 that would be great. Yeah. As long as all the pages go everywhere and they're indiscernible, 110 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,000 you can't read them. That would be great. I'll run over him. You got to do the cleanup. 111 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:22,360 That's fair. No, I'm hoping that you. Sorry, was it Clementine? Rabbit rabbit here. You 112 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:31,360 said it was a yellow one. No, a red Volvo. Oh, no. Oh, thank God. A red Volvo. Red Volvo. 113 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:36,940 Do you have a license plate? Just run over all. Just run over any of them. All prejudice. 114 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:48,040 You might not be on the road right now. You might be parked up at last. Take no chances. 115 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,760 Looks like the apples are off again. Yeah, I don't know. Should we keep selling them? 116 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,520 We kind of have to. They're just one of those staples you need to have in a shop. But nobody 117 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:01,600 ever comes to Jimmy's Petro station for fruit. But there are a few good apples, but I guess 118 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:06,080 they're going to get quickly oxygenated by the bad apples. Should I make two piles? 119 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:11,440 No, I think you can just throw out the bad ones. I think that's fine. Or turn them. Turn 120 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:16,400 them? Turn them. Turn them so the bad bits in. That's just another option. What, so they're 121 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:20,920 all disguised as bad apples? No, they all look good apples. But they're all bad apples. 122 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,600 We put the apple on the outside and the skin of the apple on the inside. No, no. What? 123 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,000 No, no. I'm not saying put the flesh of the apple on the outside and the skin on the inside. 124 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 No, no. I know what you're saying. No, I think we. Hold on a second. Is that something you 125 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,120 can do? Todd, is that something you can do? It's a tough process, but you know the way 126 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,480 you can get an apple corker. So if you've already skinned it, you can just call it corker 127 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:47,200 and a little chip right through an apple core. Are you putting an extra K in there? You're 128 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,960 right. It's not like you're putting an extra K in there. Are you putting corks into apples? 129 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,160 Well, that is actually that is an apple corker. That's where you take the core out. You core 130 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,320 it and then you stick cork in it. And that's a corker. Okay. So I have been doing that. 131 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:03,280 I've been taking the core out and getting little flags of corking little flags of cork 132 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,680 little flags of cork, but they can't see them. They're inside. What's a flag of cork? The 133 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:11,200 county, the county cork flag of the county cork flag of the county. Okay. I I'm beginning 134 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:16,120 to realize why the apples are going bad. Yeah, this is only a few of them, but it's easy 135 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,080 to tell because it's the ones that have been skinned. Yeah. Yeah. So they don't last long 136 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,280 if you take the skin off and you core them. I think that's that's that's what we've learned 137 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,960 here now, Todd. That's good to know. Yeah. So you want to turn them inside out though? 138 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,040 No, not not what I said. No, no, I think we I think you were talking about doing what 139 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:37,040 you were initially talking about, which was skin oxygenating the apples with the badness 140 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:43,160 of the bad apples. You know, being in the same breath of them. I feel like sorry, Greg. 141 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:47,640 Can I just I don't I don't understand what you were saying there. I know. Okay, so we're 142 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:52,280 at three different. Do we have three different strategies as to how to how to manage these 143 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:56,680 apples? So an apple fell. Yeah, that one sounds heavy. So get rid of that. That sounds like 144 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,880 a rock. I think it's a wrong that I painted red. I think that's is that still up there? 145 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:05,320 It's been up there for a while. That might be the apple that I over oxygenated. Oh, you 146 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,000 painted it red. Well, I did. No, I painted a rock red when we were out of apples and 147 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I put it on there. So you're saying there's an over oxygenated apple still in there. Yeah. 148 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,520 All right. The rocks definitely gone. It was sold. What's the process of oxygenation about? 149 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,720 What do you mean over oxygenating them? Well, if I were you over oxygenating them, what's 150 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,720 that? How do you do that? You expose them to more. You cut them open and you expose 151 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:31,600 them to more oxygen. Why are we cutting the apples, lads? What are we doing? Greg, Greg, 152 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,680 why are you calling the apples open? Why are you coring the apples? Why are we obsessed 153 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:40,160 with the lads? Why are you painting rocks red and putting them in the apple pile? Because 154 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:46,160 we were out of apples. That doesn't people can't just buy a red rock and then eat it. 155 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,760 No, but it was to show that that was where apples would be. It was holding the space 156 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:55,360 around the presentation of apples. It was visually to keep the fruit stand looking alive. 157 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,440 Do you know what makes the fruit stand look alive? Live apples. You know, it makes everybody 158 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:04,240 know where the apples are. Corked inside your apples. Oxygenated or corked. I feel like 159 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,920 I'm going insane. I feel like you two are taking the piss out of me. I, you two are 160 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,880 advocating for more apples on the stand, but all you're doing is cutting them up. Make 161 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:17,280 them look pretty. Can we? Make people salivate in the mouth. Okay. Look, hold on. We've gotten 162 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:27,120 number three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This meeting started 163 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:32,440 with how to make more sales. Okay. And I feel like we've gotten sidetracked into the apple. 164 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:37,200 I feel like that happens every time. If it's not apples, it's always something. Last week 165 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:42,780 it was the rock to be fair. The rock was in. We had to try and like, we were going to try 166 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:47,580 and, you know, monetize them. Like if he's in, you take Dwayne the rock Johnson's coming 167 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:54,280 into the store. You have to take photo with him or something for sure. But I felt, Oh 168 00:13:54,280 --> 00:14:02,600 my gosh. It's Dwayne the dog Johnson. Oh, he's going for the mascot contest. Yeah. Oh 169 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:08,640 my God. Look at that eyebrow. Wow. Amazing. So ripped. He shredded. That's the owner should 170 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:13,400 be arrested. That looks like he's sick sheep dog. Only dog I've ever seen with a six pack. 171 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:18,160 Yeah. Oh my God. On his back as well. Six pack. I would not like to be those sheep. 172 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,560 Oh, I think he'd be okay with the sheep. Cause I think if he started to run, his heart would 173 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:27,240 explode. That's fair. Yeah. Those legs do not look healthy. There he goes. Bye Dwayne 174 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:40,600 the dog Johnson. Someone speak. I'm saying nothing. No comment. You can't force us to. 175 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,240 I will filibuster the crap out of a lot of you. Say that as much as you want. We've got 176 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:51,320 nothing but time. No comment. Don't look at me like that Barry. I can look wherever I 177 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,880 like. Sons of me eyes the other way. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. They used, they used to 178 00:14:55,880 --> 00:15:01,440 be blind. I can see your eyes streaming. Yeah. Well, you know, they've cut our funding and 179 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:06,680 blinds are just a luxury nowadays that we cannot afford. No comment. Along with the 180 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:11,000 kettle. We're doing very well in the circumstances officer. We're still not talking. As much 181 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:16,960 as we played with you, we're not talking. What if we didn't talk about the alleged incident? 182 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,640 What if we just talked about like, you know, that way you were talking about the funding 183 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:25,200 for the police station. Yeah. All like the lack of, do you want us to like write a proposal 184 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,520 for you or something? Cause it would be worth our time. I have really nice handwriting. 185 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,520 Cause we're not speaking about the incident. Hold on. He said something that wasn't no 186 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,080 comment. Kedda, comment on that. I have really nice handwriting. He does. That's true. No 187 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:43,760 comment. So you're not giving me a statement, but you'll write me a proposal. Yeah. The, 188 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:48,760 it's dire in here. Like if I, if I had to work here, I'd leave after a day. We're really 189 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:53,960 trying to give back to the other criminals in the area. Um, okay. Okay. And you know, 190 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,160 it's something to pass the time and you can use any kind of pen. Byro preferable. Not 191 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:03,080 found. Okay. Not fountain pen. No. Byro can also be a weapon. Fountain pen gives it a 192 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:09,120 certain gravitas. I don't know what that word means. Um, makes it seem like really important. 193 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:14,240 Still don't know what that word means. Okay. Uh, makes it seem big. Big deal. Big deal. 194 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:18,600 Big deal. Get me a fountain pen. Do you think the regional board of police funding are really 195 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:24,160 going to care? Yeah. It's pretty much all they talk about. Have you been to, no, forgive 196 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:29,360 me. Uh, no, their committee meetings are very much filled with how the application has been 197 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,360 written. It's really more important than what's on it. Well, in that case, have you thought 198 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:39,080 about your paper type? Well, we don't, unfortunately we are unable to currently afford the luxury 199 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,600 of paper. What were you planning to write it on? Well, I bought in my, um, Cheerios 200 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:49,480 box from home. I finished them this morning. Have you primed it at least? No, how? Have 201 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,480 you thought about the laminator? No, that's not going to go through a laminator machine. 202 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,600 I thought it was going to be more than one page. I just like, I want you to have the 203 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:59,580 crumbs off it. And I did, I did draw like a straight line down it using the other half 204 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:03,960 of the cereal box. So it's cut really straight. I don't mean to be overstepping the marker 205 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:08,000 officer, but it sounds like you don't want extra funding for the station. No, I, I re, 206 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,940 I really do. I bought in my cereal box. I bet you can't even afford a fountain pen. 207 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:16,160 I have a pocket fountain pen. Did you bring it from home? It's maroon. Have you any ink 208 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:23,440 for the pen? You're off to a bad start altogether. Yeah. Look, it's not just our time you're 209 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,640 wasting here. It's your time as well. Yeah. Get it together. I mean, if this was dragons, 210 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:33,360 then I'd have been out long time ago. I'm just, I don't even know what I'm going to 211 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,360 eat for breakfast tomorrow guys. To be honest. Like did you not keep the bag of Cheerios? 212 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:42,480 No, I've, the Cheerios have gone and like they're just so expensive now, you know, and the nearest 213 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:47,000 little it's like, I don't know what, like 12 miles away and be honest, petrol in my 214 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:53,080 car is a luxury I cannot afford. Was it even Cheerios or was it honey-os? It was Cheerios 215 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:57,120 all right. Straight up the line Cheerios. You said Lido. I resent. Doesn't sound like 216 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:03,240 a Lido brand. No comment. Oh, look how the tables have turned. Look who the liar is now 217 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:19,280 here. You should be ashamed of yourself. Pathetic. Come in. Rabbit rabbit. Golden goose. Please. 218 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:25,400 Um, I'm, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Um, would you be able to mind my pizza? I just need to use 219 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:32,080 the bathroom. I was told I wouldn't have to talk to anyone. They said I could make eye 220 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:38,840 contact, but I'm here with my date side by side and we didn't think you'd be. Um, I, 221 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,920 I was going to be here with my date, but they're in the bathroom. You haven't touched your 222 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:48,920 pizza. Um, I will, I will look at your pizza if you could do me a favor. Yeah. I haven't 223 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:54,120 looked at my date. Is he handsome? For me, he's about a seven. That's pretty good for 224 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:58,680 me. That's pretty good. I don't know your type. What's his hair like? It's a little 225 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:05,160 bit, um, I had a busy day. Apparently had a busy day. I can't hear him. I haven't made 226 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,960 eye contact. We've been talking. We just haven't looked at each other. I know that my date 227 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,680 is I think Auburn. Yeah. Um, no, you're, I am. Yes, tell him I am. She's way out of your 228 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:21,240 league dude. Really? Yeah. You can do so much better. Okay. Cause I felt there was a connection 229 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,920 and no, but the first time, the first time I felt like I could be myself around someone, 230 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:31,840 but if I can do better, totally. Uh, but don't, don't stand them up just yet. It's not, of 231 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:38,920 course. I go look for my in the bathroom. I'm very shiv or I'm responsible. I mean, 232 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:43,680 you didn't have to look after her pizza. What I was going to, but I was, I had to make sure 233 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:48,420 that they were coming back. I didn't want to risk. Oh no, I will be back. I'm just making 234 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:54,000 sure that my heart, my, um, you don't need to put a label on it. Yeah. Thanks. We haven't 235 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:01,520 labeled this yet. What number did is this? Number one. Yeah, that's true. That's what 236 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,280 we both agreed on. Yeah. Okay. You've got that in common. It would be crazy to label 237 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:10,840 this. Yeah. That would be insane. If I technically said I could do better. Yeah. Has he gotten 238 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,960 better or have I gotten worse? As in, do you think you're saddling? Do I think you're saddling? 239 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:19,880 I mean, I think physically you could definitely get someone better, but like you guys seem 240 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,200 to be on a similar wavelength and sometimes that's what matters to people. I mean, not 241 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,640 me. I'm very shallow. I'll never look at you. I promise to never look at you. I don't like 242 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,840 that promise. I would like him to look at me. I'll promise to look at you. Can you both 243 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:38,880 look at my pizza while I just, sorry, sorry. If my, um, um, I'd love to meet them. If my 244 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:44,240 rabbits in the bathroom, sorry, that's a really cute name for someone. Yeah. Can you stop 245 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,640 flirting with someone in the bathroom while I'm right here? I'm not flirting with anyone. 246 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,560 She haven't, I was going to say, I haven't even seen them, but you haven't seen me. Okay. 247 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:57,120 Just one sec. I'll be back. Of course. I will know if you've taken any of the toppings. 248 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:02,400 I've counted how many olives are on this. Okay. Okay. Do you think she knows how many 249 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:13,560 cheeses there are? Okay. Look, the reason we had to have this meeting was because the 250 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,080 three of us here, right? And we are not bringing in enough money. No, for sure. But it's a 251 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,860 family business and I feel like it's hard to choose. This is what happens when dad keeps 252 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:25,920 asking the three of us to come up with all the ideas. Yeah. Yeah. Has he ever stepped 253 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:31,560 foot in the shop and they'll past six months even? No. Well, you know, he's in traction. 254 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,680 So I mean, that's not fair. I know. I just don't think it's an excuse. That's not fair 255 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:40,400 to ask him to make his way down. Like he's in bad shape. That's the accident. But at 256 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:45,480 least a cursory glance in our direction would be nice. Yeah. He's that's all he can do. 257 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,320 So you're saying six months, it's fine for him to just live the high life and never, 258 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,160 are you talking about the fact that his legs are suspended above his head? Is that what 259 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,400 you mean by high life? Okay. Yeah. Now that you say it like that, it sounded much better 260 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:02,880 the way I said it. Yeah, it did. Todd's cause you're, you're taking something that sounds 261 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:08,840 fantastic and, and glossing that over, you know, our dad who took, yes, most of the money 262 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:15,200 out of the business and went on a skiing holiday, uh, it advised and fell down the Alps, all 263 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:21,760 of the Alps, 70 years old, single, single out. And then they, they helicoptered him, 264 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,840 like they rescued him and helicoptered him, helicoptered him up, try that again. And they 265 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:31,560 rescued him and they helicoptered him up and they kept dropping them at the top and he 266 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:36,320 kept falling all the way back down. That's every single out. That's the story he tells, 267 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,900 but I don't know that that's true. I I'm pretty sure based on just looking at him, that that's 268 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:45,560 definitely true. I don't know. I, I went up to him last week and was like knocking on 269 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:51,440 things as he was asleep. And when I say things, I mean, casts and there was no reaction. He 270 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,320 was asleep. That doesn't make a difference. For sure. It does. Cause if I did it when 271 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,840 he was awake, he would know I'm doing it. Todd, there needs to be a control. This is 272 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:07,480 a scientific experiment. You failed. You failed medicine, Todd, right? You dropped out of 273 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,400 year one of medicine. You're not a scientist and you're not a doctor. I could be though. 274 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:17,720 I can prove that all sales assistants were all assistants and we're the managers. We're 275 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:24,080 in a family business and are on our contract. We're all sales assistant. We want to be managers. 276 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,320 We have these meetings. They never go anywhere. We always just end up talking about fecking 277 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,400 shite. But doesn't it bring the day in? Bring the day in. Bring the day in. What's that 278 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:38,840 mean? Doesn't it get us through the day? Three brothers having a good time. Just three brothers. 279 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:44,000 It may be arguing, but you know, yeah, it's the closest I've ever felt. I'd never, I'd 280 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,680 never want to argue as a brother with any other people. That's true. That is true. They 281 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,640 would probably punch me and I don't know. Oh, and your brittle bones wouldn't be a damn 282 00:23:53,640 --> 00:24:00,280 lot. I'm brittle bones. I love you guys. I love you too. I love you too. Oh, number two. 283 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:06,080 Yeah. Yeah. Do you get any fuel today? The person buying fuel? Yeah. Yeah. I am. Sorry. 284 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,840 Sorry. I should have just let you do it. I'm sorry. Yeah. I got 40 year. That's why there's 285 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:17,720 three. I didn't need to jump in. Sorry. All right. Bye. Do you want an apple? Oh fuck. 286 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,800 Good up. So good up. So yeah, it should have been the first instinct. Yeah. That was worth 287 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:26,120 a shot. And I think I honestly think if you just said the word apple, I think we might 288 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:30,200 have said it so much, but every time a customer comes, we stop. Yeah. Guys, do you think a 289 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,880 petrification just runs itself? I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what dad did most of his 290 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:39,280 life. It's just, hold on a second. By that logic, we're getting in its way. I could definitely 291 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,920 see that being the case. Like hold on a second, lads. That means that everything we're doing 292 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:49,680 to improve sales of all of the products is actually destroying the stock. And the only 293 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,020 thing we ever do most of the time is ask if someone's using the contactless card, which 294 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:58,920 they're already doing. And then one of us are like, Oh, you, we do that. Are you using 295 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,320 that? Yeah. We're just slowing them down from paying. And we just spend the rest of the 296 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:07,440 time trying to fix the stock. Like, which as you've well noted, we kind of just ended 297 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,880 destroying the bananas last week. Yeah. Remember you may owed them. Yeah. Yeah. You put all 298 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:18,120 the flags in there. Yeah. Yeah. And then you, you, well, I, you painted, you painted several 299 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:23,760 dildos yellow. Yeah. And then said they were banana flavored dildos and I over potassiumed 300 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,800 them. You did. Yeah. We only got one complaint though. There was just too much potassium. 301 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,120 There was too much potassium. A deadly amount of potassium. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not, it's 302 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:36,680 not that difficult to get a deadly amount of potassium. If I maybe had a finished medical 303 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,480 school, I probably would have caught that. But yeah, I read seven bananas and you're 304 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,480 dead. Really? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Should we stop selling them then? That doesn't seem 305 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,520 to me. I think we should. We shouldn't sell them in multiples of seven anyway. So it should 306 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,360 be like paracetamol. I think we should stop selling the apples as well. Cause apparently 307 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:55,580 they've got cyanide in the pips. Really? Well, we can't have that. Well, you're coring them. 308 00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:59,040 So I guess we can sell the cord ones. We can sell the cord ones. And the corked ones. I've 309 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:04,120 been selling the, you know, like a donut hole. I've been selling an apple hole. Oh yeah. 310 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,800 We should stop selling those. Yeah. That's just, I mean, no one's buying them. I'm selling 311 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:16,120 them, but no one's buying them. Ah, sure. My three boys. Ah, on the wheelchair finally. 312 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:22,360 Wow. Pops. Well, Oh God, look at you just running, running the place, running the place. 313 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:26,360 We're doing it dad. Yeah. Hey dad, give it our best. Look over there. Look, look over 314 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:34,920 that. No reaction. No reaction to me hitting his cast. That's all I'm saying. Well, you 315 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:40,320 know, I've lost all feeling in them. It's a cast. Convenient. It's plaster Paris. You're 316 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,880 not going to feel it through the cast. That's why the cast. Yeah. Sorry dad. Um, look, I 317 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,920 just came to tell you all that I'm actually bringing in those new petrol pumps where you 318 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:55,520 can pay at the pump. Um, so should we stand out the pumps then? Uh, you can do what you 319 00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:00,920 like, but that's on your own time. Uh, I'll be, I'll be employed. Uh, no, I'll be on a 320 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,320 second. You're getting rid of us. Well, yeah, that's that, that'd be the main thing, but 321 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:09,840 that'd be the main thing. That'd be the main thing. All right. Yeah. I get it. He's, it's 322 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,560 just tough love. You're going to put me through medical school again, right? That's, that's 323 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:19,440 what happened. Yeah. No, Todd. No, I won't. I'll be, uh, I'll be taking that money to 324 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:37,200 go on another trip. You can't ski again, dad. I'll ski until I die. Yeah. Truckers. Uh, 325 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:51,000 so it was that the third Volvo. Did any papers fly out of that Volvo? Did it look like any 326 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,800 papers? I'll clean up. I swear. But did it look like any papers? Okay. Move on to the 327 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:05,120 next one. Was it red? I'll be honest. It's pretty dark. I can identify some. That's fine. 328 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:10,040 At this point, we're in, we're in the muck of it. Any Volvo you see. M6? M6. Yeah. Any 329 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:17,040 Volvo you see. Clementine, I couldn't help but hear you on the radio. I was just calling 330 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:26,400 up with your recent heart test for color identification problems. It would appear that you were. Thanks 331 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,680 doc for going on the radio. Yeah, no problem. I tried your mobile three times and you didn't 332 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:37,640 pick up. That's sense. Well, it's also sense. I'm getting scum calls. Right. Okay. Okay. 333 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:43,040 Doc, while you're there, yes. I was looking at all my results and he's been waiting a 334 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:50,040 long time. I can tell you, you do see color. I'm so sorry. My God. That's news to me. Dog. 335 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:55,280 Hey, it's Robert, Robert here. Please don't tell me that, uh, Clementine there has tutor 336 00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:00,800 anomaly and struggles with red to green because that's the exact problem, which I'm calling 337 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:06,400 up with. There's been some awful tragedies in that car park. I'm sat across from the 338 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:11,400 dining here and that's why I thought. That's why for running so many traffic lights. Yes, 339 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:18,080 that would make sense. And I will try to write a letter to the driver. I'm so sorry about 340 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,400 that. I'm going to suggest a new tactic. Uh, Clementine. I'll come in a restaurant out 341 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,000 here. Yeah, yeah, that's good. And then we can discuss if red, green or brown Volvos 342 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,480 should be taken out. All right. What's the parking situation like? Actually it's cleared 343 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,880 up pretty well since you flattened most of those cars. Could you check for my partner 344 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:47,440 out there? All right. Let us see. I haven't looked at them yet. 345 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:53,680 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced and edited by Connoth McVeigh. For more information 346 00:29:53,680 --> 00:30:01,040 on the podcast, you can follow us at Dunbracken pod on Instagram. This episode featured Patrick 347 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:09,440 Meyer, Laura Conlon, Cairnsands, Luke Benson, John Close, Eddie Goodwin, Rachel Coulter, 348 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:16,960 Min Witts, Adam Crosson and Joe Donaldson. The opening and closing music was created 349 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:23,400 by Connor Mallon and you can check out his entire album Unearthed on Spotify now. Thank 350 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,840 you for listening. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.