1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,680 So the flower arch hasn't arrived, and this really was crunch time for... 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,680 Great! 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:10,680 You're okay with that? 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,560 I hated it! 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,520 So why did you agree to it? 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,600 I wanted to appease everyone else. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,600 Right! 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,600 But now I can let you know how I really felt. 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,400 Flowers and arches? 10 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,400 Incredibly bad. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:27,880 Well, you're not necessarily upsetting me, because this was just my job, I don't really 12 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,880 have strong opinions. 13 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,520 But it falls back on you. 14 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,880 Falls back on you. 15 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,880 Okay. 16 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:40,440 And I hope that arch, wherever it is, is falling back on someone and crushing them to death. 17 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,760 I'm still invoicing you for it, it's going to be part of the fee. 18 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,040 Well I'm invoicing you for my opinion. 19 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,920 How'd you like that? 20 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,000 And guess what, it'll have two words on it, and it's going to be the most expensive two 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,360 words you've ever heard. 22 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,360 "Flower arches". 23 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,360 Nine hundred. 24 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,360 Well, yeah, that's... 25 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,360 Four fifty a word! 26 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,360 Yeah! 27 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,120 We discussed that whenever we went through the quotes. 28 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:07,000 So you're happy with me charging nine hundred for giving you my opinion? 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,200 Well, I don't think that's really going to stand up in court. 30 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,760 Especially the flower arches. 31 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,360 Well, they didn't arrive, so we won't know if they would have stood up. 32 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:22,520 Is there any other decorations you want in lieu of this, or have you kind of just resigned 33 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,720 all hope for a successful event? 34 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,560 Can I go "carte blanche"? 35 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,760 Can I make a request? 36 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,000 It's literally your budget. 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,800 Just a little dancing boy. 38 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,880 Do you have a specific dancing boy in mind? 39 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,560 Something with like, bells on? 40 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,960 Do you have a specific boy in mind? 41 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,520 Not the costume. 42 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:49,280 Maybe four foot nine? 43 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,560 Four foot nine, so what? 44 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,760 Any specific four foot nine boys that... 45 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,120 Oh yeah, all of those four foot nine boys that I know. 46 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,120 This is your job. 47 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,120 Pass it on to me. 48 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:02,280 If I find a four foot nine boy, you're getting charged. 49 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,880 You're getting charged a finder's fee. 50 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,760 I just want what my client wants, and if you want a four foot nine boy who's dancing with 51 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,080 bells on, I just want to make sure it's the correct boy. 52 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:16,600 If I can't get a four foot nine dancing boy, then I want nine four foot dancing boys. 53 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,040 Nine four foot dancing boys. 54 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,380 Combined to make 36 feet tall. 55 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:22,380 You want them stacked? 56 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,380 No, they don't have to be. 57 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:25,760 You know I'm not doing choreography for them. 58 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,760 I'll do it. 59 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,760 Welcome. 60 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:41,760 Back to Dunbracken. 61 00:02:41,760 --> 00:03:04,400 So I'm thinking that like if I get attacked by anyone on the street, I'll just shake this 62 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,180 because I couldn't find any of the sprays. 63 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:12,000 So I just get this pepper shaker and I'll shake that into their eyes and nose. 64 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,440 Yeah, no, that could work. 65 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,720 You think that's a good idea? 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:20,040 If any anybody tries to come at me, I'm gonna say "hold on one wee second" and then I'll set down 67 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,640 my bag because it's awful heavy. 68 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:25,880 I'll set down my bag and then I'll rummage through it because the pepper shaker is quite 69 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:26,880 small. 70 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,880 It'll probably fall to the bottom. 71 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,880 I'll be like, "hold on a minute". 72 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 "You're gonna be sorry". 73 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,880 He's like holding a knife or something. 74 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,920 And I'm like, oh, what are you going to do? 75 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,520 I'm going to go up and you can't see. 76 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,800 Oh, you know what? 77 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,560 I've just realized I'm going to take off the labels and the plastic because it'd have been 78 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:47,280 embarrassing if I was just right up in his eyes and couldn't get it. 79 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,520 So that's my new plan. 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,160 That's a good plan. 81 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,880 I got a gun though. 82 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:57,160 What's that going to do when you can't see? 83 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,160 My eyes. 84 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 Yeah, shoot me. 85 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,160 Shoot me. 86 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,160 Go ahead. 87 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,160 Go on. 88 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,600 I mean, if this is for real, I'd actually just start blasting. 89 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,800 But like, go for it. 90 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,800 You'll never hit me. 91 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,800 You don't know where I am. 92 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,440 Oh, fuck. 93 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,440 I can't see. 94 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,440 What the fuck is your problem? 95 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,440 Are you? 96 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,440 Oh, are you okay? 97 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,440 No, no, you shot me. 98 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,440 God. 99 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,440 Oh, God. 100 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,440 You shot me. 101 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,440 My kidney. 102 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,440 God, it's everywhere. 103 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,440 It's everywhere. 104 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,440 It was for self-defense. 105 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Did any of you have your phones? 106 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,440 It wasn't self-defense. 107 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,440 I wasn't doing anything to you. 108 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 I was running away. 109 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Look, look, no one saw anything. 110 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,440 Like, he was playing with the gun. 111 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,440 I still can't see anything. 112 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,440 Exactly. 113 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Exactly. 114 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,440 We're like, we're all peppered and he just- 115 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,440 Somebody, it's only, like, I could be seeing. 116 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,440 He came at us. 117 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,440 No, I didn't. 118 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,440 I'm a good friend of 40 years. 119 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,440 Please. 120 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:46,440 Look, he came at us and that's it, right? 121 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,440 Look, here, touch the gun. 122 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,440 Touch the gun. 123 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Get your hand, get your fingerprints in the barrel. 124 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,440 I can't see you or is it? 125 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 I can't touch this. 126 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,440 Get up. 127 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Is this it? 128 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,440 No, you got it. 129 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,440 Look, now we're all in this together. 130 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:03,440 I think it was my lung. 131 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,440 My knee's been shattered, you bastards. 132 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,720 I think it ricocheted through his knee. 133 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,720 He's in my lung. 134 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,720 It's my son's graduation tomorrow. 135 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,720 Oh, fuck, Jimmy. 136 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,720 No. 137 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,720 He's gonna be so angry at me. 138 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,720 Well, at least I know it works. 139 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,720 What works? 140 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,720 The gun or the pepper shaker? 141 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,720 The pepper. 142 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,720 Can you still not see? 143 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,720 I can barely breathe. 144 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,720 Oh, fuck. 145 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,720 Sugar. 146 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,720 I don't really get my replies to my profile. 147 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,720 There's that much interest in the four foot nine court jester. 148 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,720 Well, you know what? 149 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,720 It's just my client's type. 150 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,720 Oh, oh, so you're going to have someone else to talk to? 151 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,720 Yeah, I'm going to talk to you. 152 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 What's your name? 153 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,720 I'm Jimmy. 154 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Jimmy. 155 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,720 Jimmy. 156 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,720 Jimmy. 157 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 Jimmy. 158 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,720 Jimmy. 159 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,720 Jimmy, Jimmy. 160 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,720 Jimmy. 161 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,720 Jimmy. 162 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,720 Jimmy. 163 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,720 Jimmy. 164 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,720 Jimmy. 165 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Jimmy. 166 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 Jimmy. 167 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 Jimmy. 168 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,720 Jimmy. 169 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,720 Jimmy. 170 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,720 Jimmy. 171 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,720 Jimmy. 172 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,720 Jimmy. 173 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:55,720 Jimmy. 174 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:56,720 Jimmy. 175 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,720 Yeah, you're going to have someone else. 176 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,720 Yeah. 177 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,720 No, that's fine. 178 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,720 Look, you're not to my taste. 179 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,720 Yeah, I'm not to anyone's taste. 180 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,720 You're to someone's taste. 181 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,460 And it's my client. 182 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,460 OK. 183 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,380 He seems to be going wild with the budget though. 184 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:10,280 So I think you could charge him whatever the hell you want. 185 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,840 OK, well, that's not a date. 186 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:12,840 But you know what? 187 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,440 No, it's a gender reveal party. 188 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,600 OK, right. 189 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,400 Just so I'm clear, I do have Jess's privilege. 190 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,560 I will get to tear into that baby if I want to. 191 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,160 Well, the baby hasn't been born at this point. 192 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,160 Yeah, no, but still. 193 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,560 Well, yes, what my client wants, my client will get. 194 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,960 And he wants a four foot nine dancing boy. 195 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,360 Do you have your own bells? 196 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,760 Of course I have my own bells. 197 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,560 He's Jester has his own hood. 198 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,560 And if another Jester copies that hood, 199 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,760 they get ostracized by the community. 200 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,360 Wow, I've learned something today. 201 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,360 I am an interesting man, as I said on my profile. 202 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,760 Well, I think whenever you discuss this with my client, 203 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,560 you can bring that up to really pre-favor with him. 204 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,760 I am performing. 205 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,560 I'm not just like a greeter, right? 206 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,960 So that's happened before. 207 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Well, he did specify dancing. 208 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Of course I'll be dancing. 209 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:01,960 Would you do dancing? 210 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,360 I've got bells on my feet as well. 211 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,160 Could you dance and greet? 212 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,360 If it came to that. 213 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,960 I mean, yeah, I'm accommodating, 214 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,360 but I get to roast a child, right? 215 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,960 Oh, I would assume so. 216 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:19,760 It's just the job of a Jester doesn't come with a lot of perks, 217 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,760 but one of them is that you are allowed to make fun of someone 218 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,360 without repercussions. 219 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,360 Yeah, this is my first time getting a Jester, 220 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,360 so I'm happy to follow your lead on this. 221 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,360 This is very exciting. 222 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,160 I like to learn on my job as well. 223 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,360 It's the amazing thing about being an event planner. 224 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,360 If you want to talk about it over coffee or... 225 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,960 No, we're not doing a date. 226 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,560 But your client, yeah, all right. 227 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,160 Yeah, you can maybe date my client. 228 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:48,160 I do believe that they're spoken for with the whole baby on the way. 229 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,760 No children, not interested. 230 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,760 No, you don't like... 231 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,960 OK, well, that's good to know. 232 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,360 Well done on finding a hat to fit your head. 233 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,960 You look mighty fine. 234 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,160 Hehehehe. 235 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,160 I know. 236 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,760 I know I do. 237 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,960 All these years have waited for the perfect hat, 238 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,960 and here it is. 239 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,760 Return the compliment, Stuart. 240 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,760 What? Did I go too far? 241 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,160 No, but... 242 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,760 I feel it inside myself, a confidence. 243 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,760 Well, I'm not feeling confident now. 244 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,760 I was hoping as gentlemen we would exchange compliments. 245 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,760 Oh, instead of just exchanging hats. 246 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,960 I thought you were maybe annoyed because the perfect hat, 247 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,760 but for me was the one that was presiding on your head. 248 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,760 Well, I prefer to have the tiny hat that presides underneath my hat. 249 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,760 It's a nice little acknowledgement. 250 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,160 And you know what else is nice? Your tie. 251 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,160 What about my hat? 252 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,560 The hat that is on my head is a lovely hat of yours. 253 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,560 What about the hat? 254 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,560 And the tie that you are wearing looks divine. 255 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,560 The hat that is the exact same as that one on your head, 256 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,960 but slightly smaller. 257 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,360 Forget about the tie. 258 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,760 I didn't pick this out. 259 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,560 Oh, no. 260 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,760 Found in a bin. 261 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,760 Oh, that's a nice bin. 262 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,160 Yeah, I took it with me in case I wanted to throw the tie out again. 263 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:06,960 Oh, no. 264 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,360 Oh, I was thinking maybe you'd find some nice things in the bin and you kept it, 265 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,760 or maybe you stole it from like a charity shop. 266 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,760 I would never steal from a charity shop again. 267 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,360 It chased me. 268 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,760 My hat fell off a couple of times. 269 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,360 The tiny one is only sitting precariously on my head. 270 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,960 It could fall off at any second. 271 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,960 I would like gust of wind and it's gone. 272 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:25,960 Then I'll be chasing it. 273 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,560 It does look like it defies physics. 274 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,760 There you go. 275 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,160 Is that a compliment of it? 276 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:31,960 Is that enough? 277 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,560 It's a compliment, I guess, to that hat, 278 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,760 but I kind of want it to be aimed at me as well. 279 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,760 I feel so strong and powerful with this new hat on my head. 280 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,760 I can take that hat away from you at any time. 281 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,360 No, but it's positioned perfectly, 282 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,360 so you'll have to lift it a little bit and it'll be awkward. 283 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,160 There. 284 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:47,760 Stuart? 285 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,360 Am I Stuart? 286 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:48,960 Shit. 287 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,560 You are Stuart. 288 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,960 That hat's cutting off the blood supply to your head. 289 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:52,960 Dinny? 290 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,160 I'm calling you Dinny. 291 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,360 I know you, because that's my name. 292 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:55,760 Dinny. 293 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,160 Yeah, sorry. 294 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:57,760 OK, I'm back now. 295 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,360 Take the hat off. 296 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,160 It's not good. 297 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,760 I think what you're actually experiencing is just a rush of blood. 298 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,160 It feels tight around my head and I can feel every throb, 299 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,960 and every throb makes me stronger. 300 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,560 You look like a tomato. 301 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:12,160 My brain is growing every moment I wear this hat. 302 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,760 No, if anything, it's just being cut off. 303 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,760 Oh, and who's not giving compliments there? 304 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,360 I'm being considerate. 305 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,160 Your red head looks amazing. 306 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:21,960 Thank you. 307 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:22,760 Take off the hat. 308 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,960 Now will you take it off? 309 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,160 OK, I'll lift it off. 310 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,560 Dinny? 311 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,960 Dinny, I think it's stuck. 312 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,760 Oh, no. 313 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,560 No. 314 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,560 I just had to, like I said, it was just a little bit of pressure. 315 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:39,760 And underneath that hat, what's on your head? 316 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,360 Hey! 317 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,760 How did you get a teeny tiny hat? 318 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,560 It's a trick. 319 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,560 Is it slightly larger than the hat that's on your head? 320 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,960 Because this would be the middle hat, I suppose. 321 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,560 Correct. 322 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,960 Wow. 323 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960 You know what? 324 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,960 You've really improved as a magician. 325 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,760 Thank you. 326 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,760 And you know, magicians, like gentlemen, always wear a hat. 327 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,760 I would never see you stuck without a hat. 328 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,360 That's good. 329 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,360 I've been trying it out a few times with that hat and it was, oh, bad. 330 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,560 I was booed immediately. 331 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,560 He said, what are you doing? 332 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,560 You're not a magician. 333 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,560 You're just a man. 334 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,760 That really cut me to the core. 335 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,560 It hurts. 336 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,160 Just like whenever I didn't receive that initial compliment. 337 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:15,960 That's how it felt. 338 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,560 I'm sorry. 339 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,160 The power of the hat goes to you. 340 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:18,960 It's OK. 341 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,760 It's OK. 342 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,360 It happens. 343 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,760 That was my second cousin. 344 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,560 He said that. 345 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,560 You're just a man. 346 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,360 He said that. 347 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,560 He was in the audience and I was like, oh, a friendly face. 348 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,960 And the friendly face turned to me immediately. 349 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:29,560 Wow. 350 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,760 You think it'd be nicer just out on probation? 351 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,960 You'd think so. 352 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,560 I gave him somewhere to sleep for a night. 353 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,960 Yeah, and then he robbed you. 354 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,160 Yeah, he did. 355 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,360 Took my dog. 356 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,560 On a nice walk. 357 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,760 Yeah, took it on a nice walk. 358 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,360 But then didn't give him back. 359 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,760 He took my dog on a nice walk, didn't give it back. 360 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,760 And then when I returned looking for the dog, because I was like, oh, no, it's escaped. 361 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,560 He was in my house with the key that I'd given him and the dog and took all my silverware. 362 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,960 My good silver. 363 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,360 You are looking quite famished. 364 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,760 I am. 365 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:05,960 That hat was the first pressure I felt in three days. 366 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,560 Come on. 367 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,760 Because I've become quite thin and none of my clothes fit me. 368 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,960 It's only taken three days, but... 369 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,360 Let's get you some food. 370 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,160 Yeah, that'd be nice. 371 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,160 Will you drive? 372 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:17,960 Of course. 373 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,760 Let me put on my chauffeur hat. 374 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760 Oh. 375 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,760 Hey, everybody. 376 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:33,560 It's Roger coming at you live from Dunbracken 105.7. 377 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,960 How's your day going, everybody? 378 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,360 It's so good to be here with you. 379 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,560 And as always, we've got a little special guest segment. 380 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,360 And you know how I like to do things here. 381 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,360 I like to let them introduce themselves. 382 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:48,760 So why don't you go on and tell everybody here in Dunbracken just about yourself? 383 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,560 Well, hi. Thanks for having us. 384 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,360 I'm Jenny. 385 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,960 I'm here with my sister, Joanne, and we're here to talk about our new podcast. 386 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960 Oh, amazing. 387 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,760 That's so good. 388 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,360 It's so good to see more people taking up the radio mantle. 389 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,360 Not radio, podcast. 390 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,360 Sure, of course. 391 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,360 We're young, so we do podcasts. 392 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:10,160 You know, podcasting is a very interesting form, but I still feel like we share a similar space. 393 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:10,360 Sure. 394 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,960 Of us disc jockeys, if you will. 395 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,760 There's money in podcasts, though. 396 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,560 We get ad-free. 397 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,560 Okay. 398 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,960 So why don't you tell more about Dunbracken, more about your podcast then? 399 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:24,960 So we're obviously siblings, and it wasn't always just us. 400 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:25,960 We used to have a third. 401 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,760 Okay. And then she sadly passed away. 402 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,160 Oh. 403 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:34,960 So we're doing Three's a'Cry'd, the subtitle, two musketeers, as our way of commemorating our sister. 404 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,360 Right. And was she involved in the podcast before she sadly passed? 405 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:47,360 No, it's about the people we've become since she's passed, and we like to think how her life would be if she was still involved. 406 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:55,160 It's a great coping mechanism, and people think that mourning and grief is often sad, but sometimes it can be fun and quirky and silly. 407 00:13:55,160 --> 00:14:00,360 Okay. And are you sure the listeners will want to listen to this? 408 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,760 We're aware that there's a lot of death in the news, and there's a lot of morbidity. 409 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:13,560 So we thought that with our distinctive outlook on life, of pep and vigor, we would bring a new burst of energy to our life with our sister. 410 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,560 That's it. People think of death as the end, but really it's a new beginning. 411 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,960 We're still here, right? 412 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,560 We're still here. 413 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,160 So why can't we do stuff? 414 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,560 We will be here. And you know what? If one of us were to pass away, we would keep going. 415 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,760 I haven't agreed that. 416 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,760 Oh, in principle, yeah, sure. But like, are you re-passing me or like? 417 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:34,960 No, no, no. I'm just saying if I were to pass away, I would want you to keep going. And if you were to pass away, I would want to keep going. 418 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,960 But what about the profit? 419 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,160 Yeah, what about the profits? 420 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,960 Then they'd just be funneled into one person. 421 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,360 We do have a short clip of the pilot episode. 422 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,760 They are the one who are left. 423 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,760 Okay. 424 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:52,560 Hey, we've got a short clip of your episode to play for the listeners here to see if we can get them on board, if you will. 425 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,360 Why don't we go ahead and play that now? 426 00:14:55,360 --> 00:15:03,960 So, my Johnny, he was hit by a tree that fell down and it's been so hard without him. 427 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,560 I just miss him so much. 428 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,560 And it feels like I've lost most of me. 429 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:15,560 That is absolutely the wrong outlet to have a life, which is why we've invited you to our sister's funeral. 430 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,560 So that you can see how much fun that we are having today and you can take a leap out of our boots. 431 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,560 Yes. You know what? You seem very down. Do you like a cocktail? 432 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,160 No. 433 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,360 The buff I spread is pretty good. 434 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,760 It is fantastic. 435 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,760 Who are you monsters? 436 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:45,360 Amazing stuff. Is it true, actually, that you, every time you have a guest on your podcast, you have a new funeral for your sister so that you can relive the grief in such a present moment? 437 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,960 That is correct. And in fact, they are our sponsor, Johnson's Funeral Homes. 438 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,360 Johnson's Funeral Homes. Just down the street here. 439 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,360 They do an excellent service. 440 00:15:54,360 --> 00:16:09,160 No, we will say to your listenership, we are open to taking on sponsorship deals from other funeral directors in the town, also at neighboring towns as well, because there's only so many new coffins that we can put our sister in. 441 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:18,760 Sure. Forgive me for being the journalist I am. You do dig up your sister every time. 442 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,760 I knew you were going to ask this. 443 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,760 Yeah, of course. 444 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:26,760 So we don't need to re-embaum her each time. We just transfer her into a different coffin. 445 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:35,160 We have another week. We see that as kind of our pregame. So we do have predrinks and then we discuss what we want to talk about in that episode. 446 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,760 And then we actually get to the funeral and we invite a new guest. 447 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:43,760 Yes, and I know what you're asking. And of course, we pregame with our sister. She's here. It would be rude to exclude her. 448 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,160 Right. 449 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,960 She is a part of every episode. 450 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:56,160 Okay. But I will point out the fact that, you know, you take for the wake, the Martins luncheons, the cafe that we get a lot of our crew food for. 451 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:07,360 You are in touch with them every single week, getting these sandwiches made for the wake and still proceeding to eat them for the rest of the week. Obviously not in terms of food waste. We don't want any of that. 452 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:07,960 Wow. 453 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,960 It seems like there's a bit of a weird subject there. 454 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:20,760 Wow. Sorry, I'm not sure I quite understand what you're inferring, Roger. The sandwiches aren't going to waste. We're getting desserts made as well. 455 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,360 We make sure that any tribakes end up in our freezer because we don't want to lose out on that. 456 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:32,160 And how dare you talk to us like that? We've just been at our sister's funeral. It's an emotional time for all of us. 457 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:41,760 There's been nine funerals, nine podcast guests. It just strikes me as an odd thing to partake in. Why not simply rely on theater of the mind? 458 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,160 Why do you have to go to such extent to grieve your sister? 459 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:54,360 In Egyptian times, one of our pharaoh died to celebrate his death. His body is still preserved thousands of years later. That's what we want for our sister. 460 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,160 And some of them are in museums. 461 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,160 You know what? If you say that's weird, you're saying Egyptian culture is weird. 462 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,960 I do think Egyptian culture is weird. 463 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,560 Wow. 464 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,960 We would never have you on our podcast now. 465 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,760 My family can't die. I don't want to be on your podcast. 466 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,960 You keep saying can't, Roger. What does that mean? 467 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,960 Anyway, I just want to... 468 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,360 Sound tech, do you want to be on our show? 469 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,160 No. 470 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:15,760 Good. 471 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,760 I think we're going to end the episode there. I just want to say a big thank you. 472 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,560 Episode? You're speaking like us in the podcast world. 473 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:27,160 Just a little slip of the tongue, if you will. 474 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,760 Sounds like a little bit of jealousy. 475 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:34,360 Let's just end this here. Okay. Thank you so much for coming on. 476 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,960 And just like all things end eventually. 477 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,560 Lovely. That's so nice. 478 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,560 Even your family. 479 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,960 This has been Roger from... 480 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,160 Three Ziggurat, two Musketeers. 481 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:49,360 Okay. This has been Roger from Dumbrak in 105.7. See you guys soon. Thank you so much. 482 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,560 Follow us wherever you get good podcasts. 483 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560 It's done. It's over. 484 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,960 Please leave a review on Spotify or Apple. We will read it out if you leave us five stars. 485 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,160 Should Di remove the carcass from the room? 486 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,760 There will be a Patreon. 487 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,760 Don't refer to her as a carcass. 488 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,760 The smell. 489 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,960 That's not her. 490 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,560 So the fact that I even had you on the show in the first place is beyond me. 491 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,360 The producer was very insistent that we advertise some more young people. 492 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,960 But the fact that you think you can come in here and step on my toes. 493 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,160 Flare, grunt, ageism. 494 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,560 Ageism. How about professionalism? 495 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,360 How about... 496 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,360 Jealousy. 497 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,760 I've been in the industry years over the both of you. 498 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,560 So I'm saying, longer than we've all been alive. 499 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,960 Yeah, longer than we've all been alive. 500 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,360 Wow. With our sister in the room. 501 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:42,760 Yeah. Well, maybe don't dig up your sister every time you have a podcast guest. 502 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,560 Maybe leave a bit of fucking illusion to your podcast. 503 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560 We will not exclude her. 504 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,160 It's disgusting. 505 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,760 I do have a question on the podcast. 506 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,560 Do you do a video podcast as well or is... 507 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,160 For Patreon users. 508 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,760 So it is theater of the mind for most people then. 509 00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,360 Yes. 510 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,760 Interesting. 511 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,160 You're hammering money, right? 512 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,960 No. We're very rich. 513 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,560 What? That's weird. 514 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,960 We're napple babies. 515 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,160 Oh. I'm... I'm at a loss for words. 516 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,160 This very rarely happens. 517 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,760 What on earth are you doing? 518 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,560 I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your hood. 519 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,760 I thought I made this up. 520 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,960 Take it off. 521 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,360 We have like one rule. 522 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360 I didn't know. 523 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,760 How was I supposed to know green and red and bells was going to be your design? 524 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,160 That's not fair. 525 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,360 If you go to Jesterpedia, you see all the hats and you will see mine. 526 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,760 I've got a 3D model of it and everything. 527 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:43,960 Look, I don't believe it's an accident because your hat makes exact same jingly noises mine does. 528 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960 Jingle, jingle. 529 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,760 Yeah. G sharp. 530 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,760 I know. 531 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,160 G sharp with one bell C flat. 532 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,760 It's not an accident. 533 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,960 It is an accident. 534 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,160 You've been copying me. 535 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,360 You won't let me back in the library so I couldn't check what was used. 536 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,360 It's on the internet. 537 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,360 I took a shot in the dark. 538 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,160 I was like, this is a safe go. 539 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160 It's on the internet. 540 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160 I know you have the... 541 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,160 And red with little tufts. 542 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,560 That's not any jester. 543 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,360 I know. 544 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,360 We've been to the same conventions. 545 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,760 You've seen me with my hat. 546 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760 You can't kick me. 547 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,160 Maybe it was an inspiration. 548 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,160 Maybe it incested my mind. 549 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,360 Please don't kick me out. 550 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,160 It was... I'm willing to get rid of the hood. 551 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,160 It's not just up to me. 552 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,760 It's up to the Council of Jesters. 553 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,960 Maybe you can put in a good word once you berate that kid. 554 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,360 I won't put up a good word. 555 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,360 You've stripped me off. 556 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,960 I am so furious. 557 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:33,360 But after you berate that kid, maybe you'll berate me a little bit and then... 558 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,360 No, I don't have privilege over you. 559 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,560 You're not a king. 560 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,760 We're Jesters. 561 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,960 We don't make fun of each other. 562 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,960 We don't steal from each other. 563 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:44,560 But if I'm the one on trial, will you not be in the jury making fun of me? 564 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,960 It will be a jury of your peers, so yes, there will be a Jester. 565 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,760 Exactly. 566 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,560 I just need someone to make fun of you. 567 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,760 I just need someone to put in a good word. 568 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,360 That's what your lawyer's there for. 569 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,160 Unserious. 570 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,160 He's not a serious man. 571 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,160 Oh, is he the one who on the weekend does stand-ups? 572 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:02,960 Yeah. 573 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,960 Why'd you hire a lawyer who does stand-ups? 574 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,760 He's got a presence. 575 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,760 He's very funny. 576 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,760 I thought that would be good. 577 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,760 Sure, hire him for his law skills when he stand-ups. 578 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,160 No, I made a mistake. 579 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160 I made a second mistake. 580 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,360 He's not funny without Jesters. 581 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,160 They only respond to physical comedy. 582 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,360 I know. 583 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,160 I know I should have went for the clown guy. 584 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,960 But I'm sorry. 585 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960 I was panicked. 586 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960 You should have gone for the lawyer. 587 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,960 You're on a clown non-stand-up lawyer. 588 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960 I was stressed. 589 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,560 I didn't expect to get summoned to the Court of Jesters. 590 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,960 Look, you ripped me off and you know you did. 591 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,160 I'm sorry. 592 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:41,360 If you grovel in front of the Court of Jesters, not in front of me, okay? 593 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360 Okay, I'll do that. 594 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,760 And you will get torn in two. 595 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,760 Don't be mean. 596 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760 They'll get personal. 597 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,360 That's fine. 598 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,160 They'll talk about your divorce. 599 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,560 That's okay. 600 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,960 They can go into whatever they want as long as I can't still be a Jester. 601 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,360 This is all I'm good for. 602 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,960 They'll talk about how you dropped out of culinary school. 603 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960 That's fine. 604 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,160 This is the only thing I still have respect in. 605 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,560 They'll talk about how you got banned from a library. 606 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,360 I... 607 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,560 They will. 608 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,560 They shouldn't, but they will. 609 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,760 Okay, okay. 610 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,160 You'll put in a good word. 611 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,160 No. 612 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,960 You don't think you understand how this works? 613 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,560 Even if I forgave you, it's not up to me. 614 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,160 But you're part of the jury. 615 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,360 You can swing. 616 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,560 Well, that will be up to your lawyer. 617 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,760 I will be impartial. 618 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,960 What if I get my lawyer some clowning classes? 619 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,960 And he doesn't get... 620 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,760 Get him law classes? 621 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,960 He's a terrible lawyer. 622 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,360 Yeah, but if he could have good physical comedy... 623 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,760 I don't think you're listening to me. 624 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,160 If he does good physical comedy, they might be like, 625 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,960 Wow, yeah, quitted. 626 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,760 Wow, well, invite him to join us, 627 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,760 but we would never represent us in a legal battle. 628 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,760 What if he gets so good at physical comedy, 629 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,960 he accidentally kills himself in court? 630 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,760 And then it's a mistrial, and then you're free to go. 631 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,160 Number one, lawyers have accidentally killed themselves 632 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,960 on trial before. 633 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,760 It's not a mistrial. 634 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,560 He's just getting on the lawyer. 635 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560 Not a mistrial. 636 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,160 No. 637 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,560 Number two, if they do that, they're bad at physical comedy. 638 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,760 The whole idea is we mime it. 639 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,960 Or is it just really committed? 640 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,760 No, we mime it. 641 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760 I don't... 642 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,160 Do you think whenever I like bludgeon and hit myself on the head 643 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,360 that it's an actual one? 644 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:13,960 Yes. 645 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,360 No. 646 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,360 Does that not hurt? 647 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,160 It's fake. 648 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,160 Wow, I've been doing this all wrong. 649 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,160 It makes a squeaking noise. 650 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:20,760 Really? 651 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,760 I thought that was you. 652 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,760 I thought I came out of your mouth. 653 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,960 Well, that's the bit. 654 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,760 The first two times it's the thing, and the third time it's me. 655 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,760 Oh, no. 656 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,960 You don't get gistering at all. 657 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,360 Are you sure you want to do this? 658 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,160 I have to. 659 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,160 You were great at cooking. 660 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,760 You should go back to culinary school. 661 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,960 No, I poisoned someone at the library. 662 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,760 Intentionally? 663 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,360 No. 664 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,160 Flabbergasted. 665 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,360 Is that how you got bad? 666 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,560 Yeah. 667 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,760 Not intentionally. 668 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,760 I offered someone my lunch. 669 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,760 Oh, was that your wife? 670 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,760 That explains all three. 671 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,360 Yeah, it was all happened. 672 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,360 It was a really bad afternoon. 673 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,560 She was looking up a divorce anyway on the computer. 674 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,360 And she tasted my food and poisoned herself. 675 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,760 The way you describe it makes it sound intentional. 676 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760 It was funny, physical comedy. 677 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,160 It's all fake. 678 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,160 I didn't know that at the time. 679 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,760 OK, let me speak to the king. 680 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,160 It's tough knowing you got married and I'm still single. 681 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,960 Yeah. 682 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,960 You have a lot of personal growth to do. 683 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,760 What? 684 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,760 You know what? 685 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,360 I'm going to put in a bad word for you. 686 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:24,960 No, no, no. 687 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,460 No. 688 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:25,960 No. 689 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,460 No. 690 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:34,960 Back to Dunbracken is created, produced, and edited 691 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,960 by Connoth McVeigh. 692 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,760 For more information on the podcast, 693 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,560 you can follow us at DunbrackenPod on Instagram. 694 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,960 This episode featured Patrick Meyer, Laura Conlon, 695 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,960 Gerda Donley, Cairnsands, Eddie Goodwin, and James Fulton. 696 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,460 The opening and closing music was created by Connor Mallon. 697 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,960 And you can check out his entire album, Unearthed, 698 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,760 on Spotify now. 699 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,560 Thank you for listening. 700 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:14,560 Look forward to welcoming you back to Dunbracken very soon.