WEBVTT 00:00:10.759 --> 00:00:52.270 LET'S GO! So white! Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. 00:00:55.810 --> 00:00:59.189 Nobody's going to get that context at all. There's 00:00:59.189 --> 00:01:09.049 no context. You don't get any context. Welcome 00:01:09.049 --> 00:01:10.989 to another episode of First Sessions Wrestling 00:01:10.989 --> 00:01:14.049 Podcast. I'm your host, the main, the main big 00:01:14.049 --> 00:01:18.609 cat. Oh my god, you're red now. The big cat, 00:01:18.689 --> 00:01:21.670 Tyler Adams. I look sickly in this lighting, 00:01:21.750 --> 00:01:26.569 bro. Hey, you know, that actually, that kind 00:01:26.569 --> 00:01:28.209 of, there we go. There we go, that's a little 00:01:28.209 --> 00:01:31.170 better. Honestly, that's unironically kind of 00:01:31.170 --> 00:01:34.349 better. You can catch us live every Friday, 9 00:01:34.349 --> 00:01:36.129 p .m. Eastern Standard Time. And if you can't 00:01:36.129 --> 00:01:39.170 catch us live on YouTube, you can always support 00:01:39.170 --> 00:01:43.689 us on every audio platform. Rate us five stars. 00:01:44.030 --> 00:01:46.670 You know, if Nick was here, he would say five 00:01:46.670 --> 00:01:49.409 stars, five stars. Rate us five stars, five stars. 00:01:49.650 --> 00:01:51.609 And of course, I'm here with Levi Spade, the 00:01:51.609 --> 00:01:55.810 Don Bringer. Why do you struggle with every... 00:01:55.810 --> 00:01:58.609 Because I can't read. Because I can't see shit 00:01:58.609 --> 00:02:02.500 because it's blurry. I should put on my glasses. 00:02:02.500 --> 00:02:04.840 The problem is the monitor is still too far away. 00:02:05.019 --> 00:02:09.099 I'm still squinting. Fix the damn setup. I have 00:02:09.099 --> 00:02:11.919 to be this close. Hey, guys. How's it going? 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:18.900 Anyways, I'm here with Levi Spade. I guess JP 00:02:18.900 --> 00:02:24.400 is just out every Friday. I text him and it's 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:26.280 like no response. I think he gets home and he 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:33.500 just crashes on his couch or whatever. I don't 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:36.439 know what Nix is doing. Nix is out somewhere 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:42.379 drinking. That makes him sound really bad. Oh, 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:46.740 shit. How are you doing? I'm great. I was on 00:02:46.740 --> 00:02:49.240 the radio earlier today. Speaking of fix your 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:53.439 setup, this is what I did today because I felt 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:55.759 better today than I have the past couple days. 00:02:55.900 --> 00:03:00.319 I've completely reset my setup. No longer is 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:02.719 my 3D printer taking up all this fucking space. 00:03:02.860 --> 00:03:06.120 I now actually have a display space for all of 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:10.680 my shit. Yeah, look, I got my Kamen Rider stuff. 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:15.060 I got Lost in the Darkness of this shitty fucking 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:19.120 webcam. Those three things over there are books. 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:23.199 I got The Art of War. I love it. I got HP Lovecraft, 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:25.840 and I got the Grimm's Furry Tail. I got my Infinity 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:28.520 Gauntlet, my VR. That's a brand -new VR headset 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:31.240 stand that I just bought, so I can actually display 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:35.740 my VR now. My double lightsabers. I love how 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:37.840 you were bragging about how great this webcam 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:41.060 was. Dude, it's 4K. I had to upgrade my damn 00:03:41.060 --> 00:03:43.340 webcam. I was sick of the 180p, but this fucking 00:03:43.340 --> 00:03:47.599 thing and StreamYard do not mix. And I can't 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:52.500 get the autofocus to stop. There's no settings 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:57.960 menu for this fucking thing. I only paid $40 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:00.400 at Walmart for it. This fucking thing sucks. 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:06.000 Oh, shit. I look like a fucking ghoul. I'm so 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:08.740 white. I'm not this white. I'm white, but I'm 00:04:08.740 --> 00:04:13.139 not this white. My $60 1080p camera. i would 00:04:13.139 --> 00:04:17.139 shine your 4k you look like you're calling in 00:04:17.139 --> 00:04:19.540 from a smoke -filled room your house is on fire 00:04:19.540 --> 00:04:22.759 shut up oh yeah that's probably true uh at least 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:25.439 you can tell what's in my background except for 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:31.519 over there yeah the the darkness we don't talk 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:33.660 about the dark corner even though my ring light 00:04:33.660 --> 00:04:37.110 is shining directly on that It's like Lion King 00:04:37.110 --> 00:04:41.089 and Simba. What is that area, Dad? We don't talk 00:04:41.089 --> 00:04:46.569 about that area. You never go there. Oh, shit. 00:04:47.290 --> 00:04:50.529 Were you on to talk about your last Battleground 00:04:50.529 --> 00:04:53.029 appearance? I can't remember. The last one I 00:04:53.029 --> 00:04:57.920 was on was the one with Amber. Because... Amber 00:04:57.920 --> 00:05:00.360 was on, and then that following week, me and 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:04.199 my girl went on vacation to celebrate our anniversary, 00:05:04.300 --> 00:05:06.899 as well as the anniversary of me moving to Colorado. 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:12.060 We went to Disney, and then last week... California, 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:16.079 right? Yeah. How bad does it smell in California? 00:05:16.540 --> 00:05:20.160 Well, not that bad. Well, I was surprised. It's 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:23.680 definitely not clean air, but I also live and 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:27.220 drive through Denver a whole lot, so... Smog 00:05:27.220 --> 00:05:29.779 and shit has never bothered me in that grand 00:05:29.779 --> 00:05:32.019 scheme. How many homeless fights did you see? 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:35.779 None, actually. It was actually pretty... We 00:05:35.779 --> 00:05:39.060 went down to Venice Beach and shit. The whole 00:05:39.060 --> 00:05:42.120 LA experience, especially my buddy who's been 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:45.639 out to LA before, that whole experience that 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:47.579 he was talking about, I didn't see any of that. 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:50.379 We drove down to Venice Beach. That was cool. 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:55.589 There was no... shootings or homeless guys shitting 00:05:55.589 --> 00:05:58.910 in the street. You didn't go to the fun part, 00:05:59.029 --> 00:06:07.050 son. I guess not. There's a certain tour area 00:06:07.050 --> 00:06:09.649 that if you fall the tour area, you'll miss all 00:06:09.649 --> 00:06:12.209 that shit. I think that's part of the Disney 00:06:12.209 --> 00:06:15.949 side of it. That way you don't see people literally 00:06:15.949 --> 00:06:19.050 shitting in the middle of the street. We saw 00:06:19.050 --> 00:06:20.550 the Hollywood sign. I got to see the Hollywood 00:06:20.550 --> 00:06:23.939 sign. That was cool. That's dope. Any celebrities 00:06:23.939 --> 00:06:28.720 you noticed? No, not really. I've seen some videos 00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:30.319 of people just walking down the street and just 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:33.579 saying hi to people and all of a sudden Adam 00:06:33.579 --> 00:06:35.259 Sandler just comes out of nowhere. It's like, 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:39.439 what the fuck? I mean, I guess if you count, 00:06:39.540 --> 00:06:44.519 I saw Mickey Mouse. Yeah, that's right. Have 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:46.740 you ever been to the Florida Disneyland? No, 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:48.949 this was my first trip. It's a Disney period. 00:06:49.189 --> 00:06:51.029 I was going to ask what the difference is if 00:06:51.029 --> 00:06:54.290 you've ever been to Florida. It's Disneyland 00:06:54.290 --> 00:06:57.850 and Disney World, right? Did you make your own 00:06:57.850 --> 00:07:02.129 lightsaber? No. You think I have money for that? 00:07:03.370 --> 00:07:08.870 I didn't either. I did. I scoff at you. I'm not 00:07:08.870 --> 00:07:12.990 a big fan of Disney, but my wife loves it. I 00:07:12.990 --> 00:07:15.089 grew up in a Disney household and my wife is 00:07:15.089 --> 00:07:19.180 very Disney. That was what she wanted to do to 00:07:19.180 --> 00:07:20.839 celebrate our anniversary. That's what we did. 00:07:20.939 --> 00:07:24.740 It was fun. She goes to Disney at least once 00:07:24.740 --> 00:07:28.680 every couple years. She's from California. It's 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:30.759 something that she's done before. She was like, 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:32.360 you have to do it. I was like, okay, let's do 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:38.060 it. That's dope. She's like, we're going to Disney. 00:07:38.139 --> 00:07:40.439 I don't want to. She goes, you can build your 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.500 own lightsaber. I'm like, okay, let's go. Galaxy's 00:07:43.500 --> 00:07:46.720 Edge was definitely my favorite. part of it. 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:52.639 We found a really dope -ass place to eat, which 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:54.699 was Star Wars themed. It was cantina themed, 00:07:54.819 --> 00:07:57.199 which was really fucking cool. That is dope. 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:01.259 Shit, I should have told you. There's a secret 00:08:01.259 --> 00:08:06.100 lightsaber place you can do it. I built the expensive 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:09.819 one. I got the lightsaber and all the crystals 00:08:09.819 --> 00:08:12.420 that cost me almost $400. Fucking ridiculously 00:08:12.420 --> 00:08:15.819 expensive. If you can't do that, They have the 00:08:15.819 --> 00:08:18.480 toy ones that you can build. Same thing. Yeah. 00:08:18.579 --> 00:08:22.139 It's like 40 bucks. Yeah. I saw those. We thought 00:08:22.139 --> 00:08:24.800 about, we thought about it because for like $60, 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:28.040 you could do like all of the event shit or you 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:32.340 could do like a double bladed saber. So we thought 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:35.179 about it, but we also flew without a check bag. 00:08:35.299 --> 00:08:36.519 So we were trying to figure out how the hell 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:39.639 we managed to get that home. Yeah. That's hard. 00:08:39.740 --> 00:08:43.340 The, when we go to Florida, there's always one 00:08:43.340 --> 00:08:47.159 person driving. we just go here's all our shit 00:08:47.159 --> 00:08:50.659 yeah when we get home no it's cool and we thought 00:08:50.659 --> 00:08:52.360 yeah we thought about doing it because we were 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:54.580 like oh we get it we do a double bladed so like 00:08:54.580 --> 00:08:56.940 i could have one side for as a color and she 00:08:56.940 --> 00:08:59.620 could do hers as the color and but it's just 00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:02.899 yeah it's just trying to fly home with it yeah 00:09:02.899 --> 00:09:06.879 yeah and you like baggage i can't imagine now 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:10.259 but before it's like ridiculously expensive it's 00:09:10.259 --> 00:09:13.519 like that's why we like made sure One person 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:14.980 was driving down. He was like, here's all this 00:09:14.980 --> 00:09:18.759 shit. Have fun. We'll see when you get there. 00:09:18.940 --> 00:09:22.259 They usually fly. They drive a couple days before 00:09:22.259 --> 00:09:26.740 we even fly. Last time, oh my god, I'm so glad 00:09:26.740 --> 00:09:29.679 this worked out. There was a massive snowstorm 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:33.799 in Maine when we were about to fly out. We flew 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:37.299 it the day before. Before this massive snowstorm. 00:09:37.580 --> 00:09:42.320 We managed to land. However, my wife's family, 00:09:42.840 --> 00:09:44.620 the ones that were flying as well that weren't 00:09:44.620 --> 00:09:47.240 driving down. They flew, and then I think they 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.580 hit, I can't remember what state they hit, and 00:09:49.580 --> 00:09:53.759 they landed, and they said there's no, the storm's 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:56.860 too bad, we're not leaving. So they spent like 00:09:56.860 --> 00:10:00.460 $1 ,500 in plane tickets that were canceled, 00:10:00.740 --> 00:10:03.500 and then they had to figure out how to fucking 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:07.379 get home. So I think they managed to fly, managed 00:10:07.379 --> 00:10:11.919 to get to a state that was closer, flew closer. 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.320 And then they had to take a rental and drive 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.220 the rest of the way to Maine. Yeah. They spent 00:10:18.220 --> 00:10:20.860 like another three or four grand just fucking 00:10:20.860 --> 00:10:23.419 just trying to get home. Yeah. But that's cool 00:10:23.419 --> 00:10:25.600 that you did all that shit. Yeah. That's one 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:27.240 of the states my wife wants to go to California. 00:10:27.980 --> 00:10:32.019 I can care less. Honestly, I'm like, yeah, she's 00:10:32.019 --> 00:10:34.919 from California and wanted to do Disney because 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:36.720 like I said, I had never done Disney, but she 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:40.029 really wanted to like. take me to where she's 00:10:40.029 --> 00:10:42.590 from which is the high desert that's pretty we 00:10:42.590 --> 00:10:45.049 didn't end up getting to do so the next time 00:10:45.049 --> 00:10:47.190 we go out there we're gonna figure out um we're 00:10:47.190 --> 00:10:49.029 gonna figure out like a better setup so we can 00:10:49.029 --> 00:10:51.289 actually go out to like the high desert and see 00:10:51.289 --> 00:10:55.110 like the joshua tweet that joshua joshua trees 00:10:55.110 --> 00:10:57.889 and shit like that so she can show me where she's 00:10:57.889 --> 00:11:00.669 from that's dope that's dope that's pretty cool 00:11:00.669 --> 00:11:04.210 i have a buddy uh my buddy uh scott he uh he's 00:11:04.210 --> 00:11:06.769 girl is originally from hong kong and that's 00:11:06.769 --> 00:11:09.259 why one of their uh vacations they did. They 00:11:09.259 --> 00:11:12.379 flew to Hong Kong and she basically showed him 00:11:12.379 --> 00:11:16.379 around her area where she grew up and shit like 00:11:16.379 --> 00:11:19.200 that. He said it was pretty dope. Especially 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:20.820 going to a different country and shit like that. 00:11:21.419 --> 00:11:24.360 He does that a lot with his job though. He works 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:28.980 in tech. He's done Germany, China, all that shit. 00:11:29.500 --> 00:11:34.120 You good? I had Cajun fries. That's what I was 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.080 eating. It just blew my nose. And it feels like 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:43.340 I have Cajun seasoning up my nose now. Oh! What 00:11:43.340 --> 00:11:50.940 the fuck? Oh, sorry, podcast. Wow. Clean your 00:11:50.940 --> 00:11:54.919 sinuses right there. Whoa. Oh, shit. The one 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:56.460 place I want to... I know this is a wrestling 00:11:56.460 --> 00:11:59.320 podcast. We're going on other shit, but the one 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.720 place I'd love to go, though, is Japan. I'd love 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:04.500 to do one of the Pokemon events that they host 00:12:04.500 --> 00:12:07.529 in Japan every... I think it's like every five 00:12:07.529 --> 00:12:10.230 years. I had a buddy who was stationed in Oki 00:12:10.230 --> 00:12:14.070 for four years. So we got to live in Japan for 00:12:14.070 --> 00:12:17.409 four years. That's dope. I've always wanted to 00:12:17.409 --> 00:12:19.149 go. I've always wanted to go sightseeing and 00:12:19.149 --> 00:12:22.090 shit like that. There's a bunch of stuff like 00:12:22.090 --> 00:12:26.110 that on my list. I mean, very obviously Ireland 00:12:26.110 --> 00:12:31.450 is, of course, on my list. I want to go to Ireland 00:12:31.450 --> 00:12:35.059 for like a week. and do like ireland for two 00:12:35.059 --> 00:12:38.120 days and then fly to london and do because i'm 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:41.059 a huge i'm a huge ripperologist i love like i'm 00:12:41.059 --> 00:12:42.980 a huge jack the ripper i've studied jack the 00:12:42.980 --> 00:12:45.480 ripper like i know everything there is to know 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:48.360 about jack you and samuel matthews get into that 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:53.200 a lot yeah so um i want to do like ireland for 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:56.519 two days and then fly over to london and stay 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:59.389 in london for like a day to a day and a half 00:12:59.389 --> 00:13:02.730 and do like the white chapel tour and see like 00:13:02.730 --> 00:13:04.850 the jack the national jack the ripper museum 00:13:04.850 --> 00:13:07.889 and shit like that uh and then fly back to ireland 00:13:07.889 --> 00:13:09.789 for the last few days and then fly home sort 00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:14.029 of shit but that'd be dope that that is on my 00:13:14.029 --> 00:13:18.070 list of stuff to do probably once our house is 00:13:18.070 --> 00:13:22.370 empty and we're not having to pay for kids and 00:13:22.370 --> 00:13:25.460 school and everything else Exactly, I hear you 00:13:25.460 --> 00:13:28.299 there. This is basically the same boat I'm in. 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.840 It's like, yeah, I want to do all this fun shit. 00:13:31.100 --> 00:13:34.659 Not going to happen for a long time. I do always, 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:38.779 I can always say that I do, I have touched a 00:13:38.779 --> 00:13:42.539 piece of iron. Oh, there you go. Would you shank 00:13:42.539 --> 00:13:49.139 somebody for that? No, so back in 7th grade when 00:13:49.139 --> 00:13:54.179 I met one of my best friends who I actually had 00:13:54.179 --> 00:13:59.840 a falling out with in 10th grade. And then we 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:02.360 like reconnected after we graduated. Oh, so you 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:04.340 stole his shit. That's what it is. No, no, no, 00:14:04.340 --> 00:14:07.559 no, no. We like reconnected after we graduated 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.159 and became friends again, which is great because 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:13.019 I love him to death. But it was like the summer 00:14:13.019 --> 00:14:15.539 of 7th and 8th grade, him and his family went 00:14:15.539 --> 00:14:17.539 to Ireland and I gave him shit for not taking 00:14:17.539 --> 00:14:22.870 me. But he surprised me. and chipped this off 00:14:22.870 --> 00:14:26.730 of one of the huge mountains that you see in 00:14:26.730 --> 00:14:29.549 Ireland. And he actually chipped this off and 00:14:29.549 --> 00:14:33.710 flew back with it and gave it to me the beginning 00:14:33.710 --> 00:14:35.789 of eighth grade. And I've held onto it. It's 00:14:35.789 --> 00:14:38.909 one of the very few things that is that old that 00:14:38.909 --> 00:14:43.169 I still hold and still have it. And it sits up 00:14:43.169 --> 00:14:45.490 here on my display shelf. It is my piece of Ireland 00:14:45.490 --> 00:14:48.350 that I always have. It's like a cursed object 00:14:48.350 --> 00:14:51.220 or something like that. Dude. I don't know how, 00:14:51.299 --> 00:14:54.879 because I have moved. Hell, I moved 12 states 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:59.860 away. I moved to Colorado. But I've moved, I 00:14:59.860 --> 00:15:02.580 mean, five different times when I was living 00:15:02.580 --> 00:15:06.659 with my mom. Like, my stuff's been shifted around 00:15:06.659 --> 00:15:09.960 so much. But it's one of the very few things 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:13.240 that somehow I managed to keep all this time. 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:16.360 It's kind of funny how that shit works. I got 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:18.320 some shit like that, too. It's like, how the 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:22.460 fuck do I still have this? Oh, shit. Getting 00:15:22.460 --> 00:15:28.720 into wrestling now. We got Limitless. We got 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:33.740 to talk to way more. I was going to say, usually 00:15:33.740 --> 00:15:38.440 it's Nix and I. He brings up something about 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:43.279 Aquaman and gets into that. We got Limitless 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:47.080 Wrestling coming up tomorrow. Oh, boy. It's going 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.899 to be one of the... Pretty big event. Oh, is 00:15:49.899 --> 00:15:52.019 it this tomorrow? I'm pretty sure it's tomorrow. 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:55.919 It's 22nd, I think. 21st, I mean. Yeah, 21st. 00:15:56.059 --> 00:15:59.480 Hey, ironically, this filter effect actually 00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:04.919 kind of works. So their big event, as everybody 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:09.759 knows from the Rumble, Gabby Forza is the Rumble 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:15.320 winner and is taking on the Dijak. Shit, I can't 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.100 talk. For the Limitless Championship, Dijak won. 00:16:18.830 --> 00:16:24.929 The title against Desmond Cole, sadly, at the 00:16:24.929 --> 00:16:28.970 Rumble. One of the only changes at the Rumble. 00:16:29.629 --> 00:16:36.090 Both the WWE ID and AEW championship was defended 00:16:36.090 --> 00:16:41.029 and retained. Which is kind of cool that, again, 00:16:41.269 --> 00:16:44.250 MJF is going out and defending the AEW championship 00:16:44.250 --> 00:16:48.149 on the indies again. Did you see this against... 00:16:48.149 --> 00:16:51.029 Yeah, Zilla. There we go. Thank you. Zilla Fatu. 00:16:51.429 --> 00:16:55.789 One of the Fatus. I knew it was. Yeah, so he's 00:16:55.789 --> 00:17:00.289 facing Zilla Fatu on the Indies for the AEW Championship. 00:17:00.309 --> 00:17:03.570 I don't know what promotion it is. I can't remember. 00:17:03.929 --> 00:17:05.849 Motherfucker, I was just looking at it. House 00:17:05.849 --> 00:17:09.509 of Glory. AEW Championship. Oh, it's at House 00:17:09.509 --> 00:17:12.490 of Glory. So yeah, that's pretty dope that he's 00:17:12.490 --> 00:17:17.910 facing Zilla at that. Especially since that whole 00:17:17.910 --> 00:17:21.609 drama came out with Zilla and GCW. Because they 00:17:21.609 --> 00:17:25.829 had a falling out a while ago. Yeah. Something. 00:17:28.210 --> 00:17:31.789 Yeah. A little bad press there for Zilla. But 00:17:31.789 --> 00:17:37.130 anyways. Limitless. They got a huge card coming 00:17:37.130 --> 00:17:39.789 up for tomorrow. We got Dijak versus Gabby Forza 00:17:39.789 --> 00:17:43.069 for the Limitless Championship. Really hope Gabby 00:17:43.069 --> 00:17:45.509 will win it. But this is... uh die jack's first 00:17:45.509 --> 00:17:50.329 defense so i i don't see him losing it but then 00:17:50.329 --> 00:17:54.990 again we saw um we saw bison defend it uh after 00:17:54.990 --> 00:17:57.650 winning it the same night and lost it still the 00:17:57.650 --> 00:18:01.509 worst thing i've ever done yeah Well, we all 00:18:01.509 --> 00:18:04.470 knew he was going to Japan. We were like, wait, 00:18:04.490 --> 00:18:07.029 what? Doesn't mean it wasn't the worst thing. 00:18:07.390 --> 00:18:10.069 He's taking it to Japan. He's like, oh, okay. 00:18:10.630 --> 00:18:13.190 I hate, hate, hate that I'm the one that had 00:18:13.190 --> 00:18:16.890 to hand that fucking title to Speckman. Yeah. 00:18:17.289 --> 00:18:19.630 Man, I almost forgot his name. All right, motherfuckers. 00:18:19.630 --> 00:18:22.670 Somebody book me back home because I legit almost 00:18:22.670 --> 00:18:25.710 forgot that dude's name. It has been far too 00:18:25.710 --> 00:18:28.029 fucking long since I've graced the state of Maine. 00:18:28.230 --> 00:18:31.150 Yeah, you do need to come up. We got Titus Alexander 00:18:31.150 --> 00:18:33.690 versus Aon Rourke. That should be a dope match. 00:18:34.430 --> 00:18:40.289 Jada Stone versus Dira. You got this. Michelle. 00:18:41.430 --> 00:18:46.049 Don't look at me. Nyx is our name corrector. 00:18:46.829 --> 00:18:51.970 Starstruck versus the main event. That's pretty 00:18:51.970 --> 00:18:54.109 funny. That's going to be a good match. The main 00:18:54.109 --> 00:18:57.849 event. Sam Holloway versus BK Westbrook. And 00:18:57.849 --> 00:19:01.609 Leo Sparrow returns limitless after getting his 00:19:01.609 --> 00:19:03.490 ass kicked by Hook. Dude, he's been doing a lot 00:19:03.490 --> 00:19:06.769 of fucking cool shit. Hey, I have him under my 00:19:06.769 --> 00:19:09.410 belt. I have him under my belt. I can say it. 00:19:09.430 --> 00:19:12.269 There's footage of it. I wrestled that motherfucker. 00:19:12.549 --> 00:19:16.000 I'd love to lock up with him again. That is one 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:18.440 of my favorite matches, but I wrestled that motherfucker. 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:21.140 I can say I wrestled that motherfucker. Yeah, 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:25.259 you and Jason Maverick both wrestled. Coming 00:19:25.259 --> 00:19:29.839 out of Creator Pro, is that what it was? I think 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:32.940 so. The training promotion he was at? I think 00:19:32.940 --> 00:19:34.819 he's a Creator Pro kid. I could be wrong, though. 00:19:34.940 --> 00:19:39.559 He wrestled fucking MJF. No, he wrestled Hook. 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:43.609 No, he wrestled MJF at Creator Pro. Oh, he wrestled. 00:19:43.630 --> 00:19:45.109 Okay, I thought you were talking about it. MJF 00:19:45.109 --> 00:19:47.430 made his return because it was a huge anniversary 00:19:47.430 --> 00:19:50.789 for Creator Pro, and he did the same thing that 00:19:50.789 --> 00:19:53.670 happened with Hook. He called people out, and 00:19:53.670 --> 00:19:56.029 MJF showed up. It's like, hey, motherfucker, 00:19:56.289 --> 00:19:59.890 you want to go? I did see that. So we got some 00:19:59.890 --> 00:20:06.470 words from Desmond Cole. Really, this is like 00:20:06.470 --> 00:20:12.410 my fifth time trying to record this video. I'm 00:20:12.410 --> 00:20:17.269 very aggravated. I'm very upset. I don't want 00:20:17.269 --> 00:20:19.769 to get too much into it, but I am going to be 00:20:19.769 --> 00:20:25.509 having to take time away from wrestling again. 00:20:26.009 --> 00:20:30.029 I have some medical problems I have going on. 00:20:33.490 --> 00:20:41.720 I really do have to go and get healthy. I'm just, 00:20:41.799 --> 00:20:47.859 I'm angry. I'm very, very upset. And I know that 00:20:47.859 --> 00:20:50.859 when this is all said and done, I will be back 00:20:50.859 --> 00:20:56.279 and I will be better than ever. I love this. 00:20:56.400 --> 00:21:00.119 I love everybody who's ever supported me on this 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:04.480 journey and who has been there. This isn't the 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:09.109 end of the road for me at all. I just got to 00:21:09.109 --> 00:21:11.529 say goodbye for a little bit, and I'm very sorry 00:21:11.529 --> 00:21:17.750 I've contacted all promoters, and they have handled 00:21:17.750 --> 00:21:24.009 it with grace. But yeah, I am going to go get 00:21:24.009 --> 00:21:28.529 healthy, and I'm going to conquer what I have 00:21:28.529 --> 00:21:32.490 going on. I just ask you to all bear with me. 00:21:33.150 --> 00:21:36.309 I love you all, and I will see you down the road. 00:21:38.730 --> 00:21:44.289 You know, that's... I mean, all best wishes to 00:21:44.289 --> 00:21:48.650 Desmond. I understand the anger and the hate, 00:21:48.730 --> 00:21:52.549 but best wishes. Hopefully he does get healthy, 00:21:52.650 --> 00:21:56.309 returns better than ever. Buffa is one of those 00:21:56.309 --> 00:22:01.750 genuine article kind of guys. Great dude. Great 00:22:01.750 --> 00:22:04.849 things in his future. Take the time. Get healthy. 00:22:05.430 --> 00:22:09.079 Cat, put on a pair of pants. I do have a pair 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:11.500 of pants on. We saw your ass when you got up. 00:22:11.779 --> 00:22:16.279 No, that's nothing new. Just full ass cheek on 00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:23.000 the podcast. I don't know how. Did y 'all see 00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:25.339 his hand? How he adjusted his pants? I didn't 00:22:25.339 --> 00:22:28.460 adjust my pants. Just full ass cheek on the podcast, 00:22:28.660 --> 00:22:32.319 bro. YouTube hasn't banned us, so it must be 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:34.680 okay. You probably just saw my hand and just 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:39.700 thought it was my asshole. Sure. I agree with 00:22:39.700 --> 00:22:42.880 that. There's always a time to step away. Sometimes 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:48.740 it happens to everybody. It's best to get out 00:22:48.740 --> 00:22:52.140 there and be healthy and take a break from this. 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:57.039 We just had her on the podcast. She stepped away 00:22:57.039 --> 00:23:00.660 and now she's come back better than ever and 00:23:00.660 --> 00:23:05.700 is going to take the wrestling in general by 00:23:05.700 --> 00:23:10.630 storm again. Sometimes breaking and coming back 00:23:10.630 --> 00:23:15.490 is better than just fighting through it and not 00:23:15.490 --> 00:23:18.589 giving yourself the time. Right. That broke my 00:23:18.589 --> 00:23:20.750 ankle four years ago today and I'm still struggling 00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:22.710 with it. No, it wasn't today. It was actually 00:23:22.710 --> 00:23:24.569 a couple of days ago. It was 100 % your fault. 00:23:25.269 --> 00:23:27.789 Cat broke my ankle and I'm still struggling with 00:23:27.789 --> 00:23:31.029 it because I didn't take enough time to let it 00:23:31.029 --> 00:23:33.009 heal properly. You got caught in my shirt. It 00:23:33.009 --> 00:23:35.509 was your own fault. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You 00:23:35.509 --> 00:23:37.109 want to say that again while I'm not talking? 00:23:37.769 --> 00:23:40.490 You got caught in your shirt and it was your 00:23:40.490 --> 00:23:44.349 own fault. Whose shirt? Whose shirt? You got 00:23:44.349 --> 00:23:47.630 caught in my shirt. I got caught. I got caught 00:23:47.630 --> 00:23:50.309 in who shirt because somebody has to wrestle. 00:23:50.450 --> 00:23:53.230 Somebody wrestles with shirts that are too baggy. 00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:56.710 I got caught. It was not even baggy. It wasn't 00:23:56.710 --> 00:23:59.390 even baggy. Who shirt? See, I think I thought 00:23:59.390 --> 00:24:01.109 you'd be more upset when I fucking whipped you 00:24:01.109 --> 00:24:07.369 into that fucking post. Oh, no, no, no. Use the 00:24:07.369 --> 00:24:10.809 word whipped when you threw me across the fucking 00:24:10.809 --> 00:24:15.009 ring. You don't get to use the word whipped. 00:24:15.069 --> 00:24:17.910 You didn't whip shit. You threw me across the 00:24:17.910 --> 00:24:23.230 fucking ring. I fucking... I fucking did. I felt 00:24:23.230 --> 00:24:27.549 so bad. And I broke my ankle two moves later. 00:24:28.690 --> 00:24:32.190 You broke your own ankle by getting stuck on 00:24:32.190 --> 00:24:34.630 my own shirt. Cat was out to fucking end my career 00:24:34.630 --> 00:24:38.829 before he ever turned heel. I was his first victim, 00:24:38.890 --> 00:24:42.140 but I'm the one that's overlooked. You know, 00:24:42.140 --> 00:24:45.180 I love it that I have video footage that you 00:24:45.180 --> 00:24:47.500 always fucking with me in class too. So, you 00:24:47.500 --> 00:24:53.220 know, it's in the vlog, the big cat vlogs, fucking 00:24:53.220 --> 00:24:57.180 every, every class he had, he asked like, Oh, 00:24:57.319 --> 00:24:59.220 you got to do this better. So I'm going to make 00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:03.559 sure I'm fucking, you know, man, I forget the 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:06.240 fact that you used to do big cat vlogs at training. 00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:08.079 There's probably some, there's probably some 00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:11.299 banging. banger old training footage of me that 00:25:11.299 --> 00:25:14.480 i haven't even seen in a while oh yeah i haven't 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:16.160 i haven't done vlogs forever because i don't 00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:18.299 i don't travel anymore so it's i stopped doing 00:25:18.299 --> 00:25:20.900 it and i stopped going to class so i stopped 00:25:20.900 --> 00:25:26.359 doing it yeah so but uh we got uh word for himself 00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:30.920 um die jack and uh sydney baccabella talking 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:35.539 to gabby forza yeah what a combo by the way yeah 00:25:36.269 --> 00:25:39.269 Just toss that out. What a fucking combo. Congratulations, 00:25:40.490 --> 00:25:46.750 Gabby. Because now you have to wrestle a machine. 00:25:48.009 --> 00:25:52.329 Dijak, the limitless wrestling champion. And 00:25:52.329 --> 00:25:55.009 this isn't the Dijak that you think you know. 00:25:56.349 --> 00:26:00.210 This is the machine. I'm so confident. I'm so 00:26:00.210 --> 00:26:02.150 confident. This is Burt Kreischer. I'm going 00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:04.950 to give you a night off. You know what? I'm so 00:26:04.950 --> 00:26:08.410 thankful. for this championship, that I'm gifting 00:26:08.410 --> 00:26:12.269 you a cruise in February. Royal Caribbean, all 00:26:12.269 --> 00:26:15.130 expenses paid. Enjoy it, because I'm going to 00:26:15.130 --> 00:26:17.109 take care of Gabby. I'm going to take care of 00:26:17.109 --> 00:26:19.269 business. And when you get back, I'm still going 00:26:19.269 --> 00:26:21.509 to be holding this gold, my friend. I know you 00:26:21.509 --> 00:26:25.089 are. Oh, my. Thank you. I'm going on a cruise. 00:26:25.890 --> 00:26:30.910 I'm going on a cruise. Gabby, you're going into 00:26:30.910 --> 00:26:36.180 retirement because this die jack. Steinjack is 00:26:36.180 --> 00:26:40.019 the champion. This one believes in himself. Welcome 00:26:40.019 --> 00:26:48.220 to the machine. Man, I miss. I'm not even going 00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:52.380 to lie. I miss hearing Sidney yell from up the 00:26:52.380 --> 00:26:55.740 stairs when I'd be backstage getting ready for 00:26:55.740 --> 00:26:58.839 a security spot or whatever have you. I miss. 00:26:59.299 --> 00:27:04.089 Sometimes I really honestly and truly miss. hearing 00:27:04.089 --> 00:27:08.130 Sidney screaming from the fucking locker room 00:27:08.130 --> 00:27:13.430 at the A .M. Vet Center. Oh, shit. Just this 00:27:13.430 --> 00:27:16.849 fucking promos and shit are funny, too. I haven't 00:27:16.849 --> 00:27:18.569 been to a Limitless show in forever, so I haven't 00:27:18.569 --> 00:27:20.970 seen them in forever. I miss Sidney. Sidney's 00:27:20.970 --> 00:27:24.170 fucking funny. Shit. Bust your balls all the 00:27:24.170 --> 00:27:31.299 time. Oh, shit. So, yeah, we got that. I was 00:27:31.299 --> 00:27:33.180 kind of hoping he was going to say like the Jericho 00:27:33.180 --> 00:27:39.900 cruise or something like that. Oh, shit. But 00:27:39.900 --> 00:27:46.079 we got after Gabby Forther won her Rumble, won 00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:49.220 the Rumble. She had some words to say about that. 00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:53.559 Looking forward to the going after Dijak for 00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:58.170 the Limitless Championship. is so much more than 00:27:58.170 --> 00:28:01.230 your homie, than that gnome girl, than the world's 00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:04.150 strongest gnome, and I've been saying that, I've 00:28:04.150 --> 00:28:07.710 been proving it, and today, the biggest show 00:28:07.710 --> 00:28:13.109 at Limitless Wrestling, I showed everybody that 00:28:13.109 --> 00:28:17.710 I am the world's strongest gnome, I am the winner 00:28:17.710 --> 00:28:22.509 of the Limitless Wrestling Ro - And that means 00:28:22.509 --> 00:28:28.769 I'm just getting started! It's January 2026! 00:28:29.269 --> 00:28:34.569 I am coming for it all! It's the Year of the 00:28:34.569 --> 00:28:41.309 Gnome! And Die Jack, you big, big guy, I'm - 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:44.740 what you got! I was hoping she was going to call 00:28:44.740 --> 00:28:47.720 him a bitch. I thought she was going to call 00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:50.220 him a gnome. I really wanted her to go, Die, 00:28:50.220 --> 00:28:56.119 Jack! You big, big, oversized gnome! I thought 00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:01.220 she was going to say, You big, big, bitch! Big, 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:07.440 big, bitch! Who do you think is going to win 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:12.380 that fight? Oh, I hope Gabby fucking put Stajak 00:29:12.380 --> 00:29:15.900 through the ring. So if Sydney isn't actually 00:29:15.900 --> 00:29:19.920 there, maybe that might be a possibility. I hope 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:23.220 Gabby puts Stajak through the ring. Dude, that 00:29:23.220 --> 00:29:26.619 would be... She's been working fucking her ass 00:29:26.619 --> 00:29:30.279 off to get to this point, so I really hope she 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:34.039 gets it. It's cool that her husband's fucking 00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:38.420 killing it in TNA right now. I think it was last 00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:43.569 week they had a match. him and Eddie Edwards 00:29:43.569 --> 00:29:46.430 and I can't remember who else would wrestled 00:29:46.430 --> 00:29:49.569 Matt and Jeff Hardy and he pinned fucking Jeff 00:29:49.569 --> 00:29:52.569 Hardy. I was like, holy shit. That's awesome. 00:29:53.950 --> 00:29:56.329 I'm glad he can handle that shit. Like this guy, 00:29:56.369 --> 00:29:59.470 the guys on top can handle that shit. That was 00:29:59.470 --> 00:30:02.170 me. I'm like, I'm sorry, what I'm wrestling Matt 00:30:02.170 --> 00:30:10.119 and Jeff Hardy tonight. And I'm going over. Okay. 00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:12.920 We know that Ace is going to be there tomorrow 00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:16.160 as well. It hasn't been announced who he's wrestling. 00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:19.640 As well as Amber was saying that she would also 00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:23.259 be there with a live mic. We'll see what she 00:30:23.259 --> 00:30:26.859 says. For those who want to see it, get your 00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:30.059 tickets now. Limitlesswrestling .com They have 00:30:30.059 --> 00:30:32.460 their tickets. I believe it's the Armors show. 00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:35.059 I think that's where they'll be at. I could be 00:30:35.059 --> 00:30:37.819 wrong. Yep, Yarmouth. Is it Yarmouth? I thought 00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:42.640 it was the... I think that's in March. Okay. 00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:46.000 Where they're doing it in Portland. Yeah, I was 00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:47.539 going to say, you knew exactly which one I was 00:30:47.539 --> 00:30:50.400 talking about. Yeah, because that one has Cruel 00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.980 on it and fucking a bunch of other big names 00:30:52.980 --> 00:30:55.799 going to be there. Which I'm looking forward 00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:59.119 to seeing that one. And yeah, if you can't watch 00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:01.920 it, you can always, I believe they live stream 00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.000 it on their YouTube. So you can watch it on YouTube. 00:31:04.829 --> 00:31:06.829 Watch the show. I'll definitely be watching it. 00:31:08.509 --> 00:31:13.509 I have no way to get there. I'm looking forward 00:31:13.509 --> 00:31:17.130 to it. Looking forward to tomorrow. Limitless 00:31:17.130 --> 00:31:19.930 has been putting out banger after banger lately. 00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:23.410 I can't wait for this one. Especially coming 00:31:23.410 --> 00:31:29.170 off from Lewiston. We'll see how big the show 00:31:29.170 --> 00:31:32.400 is. They tend to sell out pretty quick. as well 00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.740 as have a lot of people standing and watching 00:31:34.740 --> 00:31:37.140 you know you always know how it is even just 00:31:37.140 --> 00:31:39.079 trying to like watch the show when you're there 00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:42.799 being obscurity uh there's nowhere to dude that's 00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:44.859 dude i had the best seats in the house i don't 00:31:44.859 --> 00:31:46.259 know what you're talking about because everybody 00:31:46.259 --> 00:31:51.440 knew me the the fans knew me so i would be on 00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:54.359 stage and then i would gear run and as soon as 00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.980 i was done gear running i'd go from the backstage 00:31:56.980 --> 00:32:00.700 over to the bar He had the bar, the wall where 00:32:00.700 --> 00:32:02.559 the bar was. And then there was that corner. 00:32:03.019 --> 00:32:05.599 It was like wall, wall. That was the bar. And 00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:08.700 I stood in that corner. That was my spot. Some 00:32:08.700 --> 00:32:12.039 of the limitless regulars literally would stand 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:16.079 in that spot specifically. So random people didn't 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:18.619 go stand over there and I would just walk over 00:32:18.619 --> 00:32:21.660 and they would slide and like slide in together. 00:32:21.779 --> 00:32:24.660 So I could have my spot. I was either behind 00:32:24.660 --> 00:32:28.259 Randy. Or standing right there at the corner 00:32:28.259 --> 00:32:30.680 of the bar. Those are my two spots. You can go 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.160 back and watch the old Limitless shows that I 00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:36.319 was around for, and you can always see me standing 00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:39.339 in the same spot. I'm either on stage behind 00:32:39.339 --> 00:32:44.259 Randy, or I'm standing in that spot. I haven't 00:32:44.259 --> 00:32:47.079 been in a Limitless show fucking forever. I've 00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:49.240 been to a Limitless show in two years. I know 00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:52.640 you have. I probably haven't. Same here. I think 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.740 the last Limitless show is the one I was... No, 00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.480 because you saw... I was supposed to go to that 00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:01.000 one, and shit came up, and I couldn't go. So 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:02.779 I didn't get to see... My last Limitless show 00:33:02.779 --> 00:33:06.460 was the one that Amber retired at. Because that's 00:33:06.460 --> 00:33:08.319 what we talked about when we had her on the pod. 00:33:08.779 --> 00:33:11.720 Speaking of wrestling and shit like that, WWE 00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:14.660 2K26 is coming out soon. I know you're not a 00:33:14.660 --> 00:33:18.380 huge WWE guy. As we get into WWE shit that you 00:33:18.380 --> 00:33:21.059 know nothing about. But it seems like... Hey, 00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:23.460 hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. Don't say that I 00:33:23.460 --> 00:33:26.480 know nothing about as if I don't keep up with 00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:30.420 the shit. Just because I don't fucking care doesn't 00:33:30.420 --> 00:33:35.579 mean I don't keep up with what's going on. But 00:33:35.579 --> 00:33:39.000 you played the games, right? The 2K games? Yeah. 00:33:39.779 --> 00:33:43.079 Yeah, so this is going to be possibly the biggest 00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:47.029 wrestling game out. in quite a long time. So 00:33:47.029 --> 00:33:49.589 they're already talking about this having over 00:33:49.589 --> 00:33:54.029 400 playable characters, not including the ones 00:33:54.029 --> 00:33:56.089 that you can download. The only thing that really 00:33:56.089 --> 00:34:00.369 sucks is the price. I don't know why we've gotten 00:34:00.369 --> 00:34:04.250 to this point where everything is like $70. And 00:34:04.250 --> 00:34:06.730 that's just the standard edition. That's not 00:34:06.730 --> 00:34:14.360 the $120 fucking everything fucking Yeah, there 00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:17.739 it is. King of Kings. That's the King of Kings 00:34:17.739 --> 00:34:21.780 edition. Yeah. $100. And then we got the... There 00:34:21.780 --> 00:34:26.619 it is. The 130 fucking, yeah. Attitude Era. But 00:34:26.619 --> 00:34:29.179 like I said, they're having a shitload of characters 00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:34.059 you can play as. Of course, this is... The story 00:34:34.059 --> 00:34:38.679 is revolving around basically Punk. That's the 00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:40.920 main story. Just going through his whole career. 00:34:41.300 --> 00:34:46.599 Starting from ROH. because there's been spoilers 00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:51.840 of ROH shit. We're going to get ROH punk and 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:54.099 probably some ROH matches. I'm assuming it's 00:34:54.099 --> 00:34:57.159 probably going to be with Samoa Joe. And the 00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:00.840 biggest thing was having his music. They okayed 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:04.099 him to use his OG Ring of Honor music, which 00:35:04.099 --> 00:35:06.579 is pretty dope. So this is coming out March 16th. 00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:09.880 I guess a lot of things to talk about this too. 00:35:09.940 --> 00:35:12.460 We're going to watch some shit. Yeah, the standard 00:35:12.460 --> 00:35:16.139 edition. It just comes with nothing. You get 00:35:16.139 --> 00:35:18.920 the base game, and then you spend another fucking 00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:23.340 $20, and you get the Kings of Kings edition, 00:35:23.579 --> 00:35:25.659 which comes with a seven -day early pass. Joe 00:35:25.659 --> 00:35:28.539 Hendry, which you hate, which is hilarious. You 00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:31.380 definitely wouldn't want to get this. The ringside 00:35:31.380 --> 00:35:36.179 premium pass, which I'm assuming that's the DLC. 00:35:36.579 --> 00:35:39.960 You get the DLC for free for the first season. 00:35:40.139 --> 00:35:42.619 I was going to say, no, you get season one for 00:35:42.619 --> 00:35:45.519 free. Yeah, the first season. Yeah. And then 00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:49.619 you get Triple H, Stephanie, and Triple H's signature 00:35:49.619 --> 00:35:53.880 taunt in Mr. Superstar. I don't know what the 00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:57.360 fuck that means. And then the $130, which is, 00:35:57.460 --> 00:36:00.719 if you think about it, kind of the best deal 00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.960 to get because not only you get seven -day early 00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:08.139 access, Joe Hendry, you get all DLCs, season 00:36:08.139 --> 00:36:11.139 one through four. You get the Kings of Kings 00:36:11.139 --> 00:36:15.070 edition. The Super Mega Boost. I'm assuming that's 00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:16.289 their car shit. Oh, you didn't even get to the 00:36:16.289 --> 00:36:22.150 $150 edition. Oh, no, I didn't. I didn't see 00:36:22.150 --> 00:36:26.869 that. I just saw the $120. Oh, my God. And then 00:36:26.869 --> 00:36:28.989 you get the Attitude Era, the Rock, Kane, China, 00:36:29.230 --> 00:36:33.250 Stone Cold. All the cool shit. The Island, which 00:36:33.250 --> 00:36:40.920 I'm assuming is similar to the... 2K26. 25 Island. 00:36:41.780 --> 00:36:46.280 Whatever it is. I didn't even see the $150 one. 00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:51.900 There's two more seasons. Oh, good. You get two 00:36:51.900 --> 00:36:56.699 seasons. Two extra seasons for $20. All the shit. 00:36:56.900 --> 00:36:58.860 You get the Attitude Era shit, and then you get 00:36:58.860 --> 00:37:03.679 WrestleMania 42 pack, which would be the... Of 00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:07.599 course, we haven't had WrestleMania 42 yet. That's 00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:10.340 coming in the summer of 26. And then the Monday 00:37:10.340 --> 00:37:13.920 Night War edition. So you get Shawn Michaels, 00:37:14.179 --> 00:37:18.039 Macho Man, Roddy Piper, which is dope, WCW Thunder, 00:37:18.340 --> 00:37:24.880 and DDP Bang for the island. Okay. So, yeah. 00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:28.980 It's expensive as shit for games, which is kind 00:37:28.980 --> 00:37:31.739 of ridiculous, but at least you're, you know, 00:37:31.739 --> 00:37:37.210 if the game is good, then... You know, it's kind 00:37:37.210 --> 00:37:39.030 of worth paying for it because they're already 00:37:39.030 --> 00:37:43.590 talking about rumors that GTA 6 is going to be 00:37:43.590 --> 00:37:47.309 fucking $150 out of the gate. It's going to be 00:37:47.309 --> 00:37:52.269 the same thing as 2K25. Possible. No, actually, 00:37:52.329 --> 00:37:55.789 it's a good thing that you say that because... 00:37:55.789 --> 00:37:58.610 It's funny that you mentioned GTA 6 because I'd 00:37:58.610 --> 00:38:01.630 rather talk about that. I saw a meme the other 00:38:01.630 --> 00:38:04.230 day. Who cares about GTA 6? I'm going to be honest. 00:38:04.710 --> 00:38:07.510 Dude, no, I saw a meme the other day that somebody 00:38:07.510 --> 00:38:14.130 posted that took a screenshot of GTA 5 and a 00:38:14.130 --> 00:38:16.570 screenshot of GTA 6 and put them side by side. 00:38:16.610 --> 00:38:21.190 And the caption was, GTA 6's graphics... makes 00:38:21.190 --> 00:38:24.530 GTA V's graphics look like a PS3 game. And somebody 00:38:24.530 --> 00:38:26.650 commented on the post and went, you're never 00:38:26.650 --> 00:38:30.210 going to fucking believe this. Yeah. I thought 00:38:30.210 --> 00:38:32.269 there was more to that. I was like, wait a minute. 00:38:32.329 --> 00:38:37.030 Oh, yeah, exactly. GTA, for anybody that doesn't 00:38:37.030 --> 00:38:40.210 get what's listening out there, GTA V was a PS3 00:38:40.210 --> 00:38:45.349 game. It started on the Xbox 360 and PS3. Oh, 00:38:45.510 --> 00:38:52.070 that's so long ago. Gross. But since you're saying, 00:38:52.150 --> 00:38:55.510 oh, there's nothing new, I beg to differ. I thought 00:38:55.510 --> 00:38:57.849 I derailed us away from... Well, you're not excited 00:38:57.849 --> 00:39:01.690 for 2K26? I'm excited for it. No. I just bought... 00:39:01.690 --> 00:39:04.070 I literally just bought 25 because a bunch of 00:39:04.070 --> 00:39:05.909 my friends are rugging me about it. I just bought 00:39:05.909 --> 00:39:09.710 it a couple months ago. I could not... I play 00:39:09.710 --> 00:39:11.670 them, but I could not fucking care less about 00:39:11.670 --> 00:39:14.449 them. You know, we talked about before doing 00:39:14.449 --> 00:39:18.989 the AI shit for doing the... putting on a fake 00:39:18.989 --> 00:39:25.369 show for WWE 2K and the AI shit. Well, this 2K26 00:39:25.369 --> 00:39:28.110 is going to make it a lot fucking easier. It's 00:39:28.110 --> 00:39:30.730 your role model, Bailey. And since no one else 00:39:30.730 --> 00:39:33.690 is up to the task, I am here to walk you through 00:39:33.690 --> 00:39:37.289 everything. I got to say, though, the faces look 00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:40.489 weird. Yeah, because they're not fucking updating 00:39:40.489 --> 00:39:44.590 their graphic engine. It's the same fucking game, 00:39:44.690 --> 00:39:48.090 just with marginally. Better fucking things in 00:39:48.090 --> 00:39:55.969 it. They showed gameplay of the My Rise, which 00:39:55.969 --> 00:40:00.630 is kind of dope. I believe it's your custom character 00:40:00.630 --> 00:40:04.150 that got injured for two years. For the last 00:40:04.150 --> 00:40:05.650 two years, and now you're trying to make yourself 00:40:05.650 --> 00:40:09.530 go back up the card. Oh, wow. A My Rise story 00:40:09.530 --> 00:40:14.789 that already has you in WWE. I'm assuming it's 00:40:14.789 --> 00:40:19.110 from 20... I'm assuming it's from 2025, the 2K25. 00:40:19.650 --> 00:40:21.750 Probably. Finishing out that story and then it's 00:40:21.750 --> 00:40:24.329 continue on. Maybe. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut 00:40:24.329 --> 00:40:25.690 you off. I don't know. I never played My Rise 00:40:25.690 --> 00:40:27.989 in 25. Well, now that you have the game, you 00:40:27.989 --> 00:40:32.030 can. Yeah, sure. I'm going to spend time doing 00:40:32.030 --> 00:40:35.590 that. Yeah, I'm going to spend time doing that. 00:40:36.250 --> 00:40:41.570 Download everything. There we go. I don't need 00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:45.409 to touch anything. Now let's do some games. For 00:40:45.409 --> 00:40:50.309 WWE 2K26, this year's modes are all about storytelling, 00:40:50.789 --> 00:40:54.090 creativity, and control. It's going to be so 00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:58.300 much fun, hope you can handle it. Universe mode, 00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.780 you say? We're starting with that. Because this 00:41:00.780 --> 00:41:03.880 year, it's got more options and more drama. More 00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:06.219 ways a creative person like you can build the 00:41:06.219 --> 00:41:10.739 WWE of your wildest imagination. First up, drafts. 00:41:11.460 --> 00:41:14.980 Finally, drafts are actual events now. And for 00:41:14.980 --> 00:41:18.519 all you little micromanagers that have to have 00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:21.400 it your way, you can customize the whole thing. 00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:24.360 Schedule your own draft. Set your own rules with 00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:26.380 no one in your way. But did they bring back... 00:41:26.380 --> 00:41:33.800 Oh my fuck. Bring back creative finish? Because 00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:36.639 that's all I care about. Probably not. They'd 00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.559 rather bring back and do a bunch of shit that 00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:41.480 we don't give a shit about instead of just giving 00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:44.920 us the fucking creative finisher back. I loved 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:46.739 creative finish. It was so much fucking fun. 00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:49.400 Just having a guy do a bunch of fucking flips 00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:53.519 in the air and land on the guy. What we're watching 00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:57.179 right now is the first thing that I've seen about 00:41:57.179 --> 00:42:00.300 26 that isn't just a recopy of one of their older 00:42:00.300 --> 00:42:03.840 games. Yeah. The draft pick is not a recopy. 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:06.099 I'll give them that much. They've not done a 00:42:06.099 --> 00:42:10.699 draft thing like this before. You can now watch 00:42:10.699 --> 00:42:13.139 whole shows. That's so neat. That's awesome. 00:42:13.260 --> 00:42:15.940 And with as few breaks as possible. Sometimes 00:42:15.940 --> 00:42:17.960 you just want to sit back and relax like the 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:20.480 true leader you are and watch everyone else compete 00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:23.260 and do all the work. Watch the whole card play 00:42:23.260 --> 00:42:25.820 out and let them do all the exciting things. 00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:29.239 You can now easily set up and customize. You 00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:32.000 could already do that. Yeah, but you would have 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:35.940 to go through each show, each match. Now it's 00:42:35.940 --> 00:42:39.739 set up as a actual show. So there's no cuts in 00:42:39.739 --> 00:42:42.840 between of going cycling through matches. It'll 00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:44.980 just play each match one after another, after 00:42:44.980 --> 00:42:48.199 another. Oh my God. They took out the X. You're 00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:50.860 telling me they took out the extra five seconds 00:42:50.860 --> 00:42:53.340 of you having to click one more button. Yeah. 00:42:53.400 --> 00:42:57.639 Cause then it's, that's fucking dope. They took 00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.980 out, they took out the extra button. Fuck it. 00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:04.889 Let me, I'm about to hang on. Let me look. I'm 00:43:04.889 --> 00:43:08.170 gonna pre -order the fucking $170 version real 00:43:08.170 --> 00:43:11.570 quick. I'm gonna pre -order the $200 one. Just 00:43:11.570 --> 00:43:16.369 keep on upping the price. Pre -order. You're 00:43:16.369 --> 00:43:21.929 actually doing it? Pick your shows, PLEs, import 00:43:21.929 --> 00:43:25.550 your created shows, and more. Import your own 00:43:25.550 --> 00:43:27.570 creative shows, so that's even dope right there. 00:43:28.190 --> 00:43:31.230 So you could literally run like a limitless fucking 00:43:31.230 --> 00:43:34.309 show if you wanted to. it's all in one place 00:43:34.309 --> 00:43:38.010 easy peasy all right for all you obsessive types 00:43:38.010 --> 00:43:40.809 there are more sliders and settings fine -tune 00:43:40.809 --> 00:43:44.269 your match logic balance things whatever but 00:43:44.269 --> 00:43:48.369 here's the important part teams make an entrance 00:43:48.369 --> 00:43:51.449 with your crew and use the full team motion setting 00:43:51.449 --> 00:43:54.889 to make it look we could do the seawolves this 00:43:54.889 --> 00:44:00.469 was already a thing was it for team wise like 00:44:00.469 --> 00:44:04.599 this Yeah, can we hit play? Because this was 00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:07.619 already a thing. Oh, and more championship slots 00:44:07.619 --> 00:44:10.579 on shows. And you can choose specific attires 00:44:10.579 --> 00:44:15.460 for PLEs, promos, and WrestleMania. But I guarantee 00:44:15.460 --> 00:44:17.599 your creative character still can only have two 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:20.539 attires. No, you can have multiple attires. That's 00:44:20.539 --> 00:44:21.780 another video we're going to watch. Good when 00:44:21.780 --> 00:44:25.829 you're a champion. With that said, let's talk 00:44:25.829 --> 00:44:30.889 about the real fun, promos, which you know I'm 00:44:30.889 --> 00:44:33.849 best at. Superstars can make announcements about 00:44:33.849 --> 00:44:36.489 their future. You know, make a bad decision, 00:44:36.750 --> 00:44:39.829 turn into a fan favorite or a villain, all that 00:44:39.829 --> 00:44:42.329 fun stuff. Call outs and interrupts are better 00:44:42.329 --> 00:44:45.190 too. Challengers can pick the match type or champions 00:44:45.190 --> 00:44:49.050 can pick the show. Okay, so they brought back, 00:44:49.369 --> 00:44:53.110 I want to say it was 2016. They just brought 00:44:53.110 --> 00:44:56.809 back the promo mechanic from 2016 and just updated 00:44:56.809 --> 00:45:00.769 it that much to give you more options. I was 00:45:00.769 --> 00:45:02.469 just going to say, it's more of a bring back. 00:45:02.710 --> 00:45:06.730 Yeah, they just brought back the... I want to 00:45:06.730 --> 00:45:11.110 say it was 2016. They just brought back the promos 00:45:11.110 --> 00:45:15.090 and gave you two extra options. You mean you 00:45:15.090 --> 00:45:17.090 brought back one of the actual fun mechanics 00:45:17.090 --> 00:45:20.039 you never should have gotten rid of? Oh my God. 00:45:20.179 --> 00:45:22.760 Hang on. Let me go order the $200 fucking version. 00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:27.199 No, keep going. Keep going. I want to talk about 00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:28.900 the money in the bank cash. The team improved 00:45:28.900 --> 00:45:32.219 cash ins during title matches. They really perfected 00:45:32.219 --> 00:45:36.559 my move this time. Thanks. Okay. Let's move on 00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.519 to community creations. This is where all you 00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:43.380 shout out. Aleister black actually having one 00:45:43.380 --> 00:45:48.360 of the pictures though. Yeah. Hang out. Think 00:45:48.360 --> 00:45:51.119 you can design gear better than a role model? 00:45:51.500 --> 00:45:54.760 Knock yourself out. Get ready for a big upgrade 00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:57.099 to the creation. Oh, so you can actually put 00:45:57.099 --> 00:46:01.360 on different gear onto actual wrestlers? Seems 00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:05.059 like it, yeah. That's pretty fucking dope. Oh 00:46:05.059 --> 00:46:07.820 my god, people are gonna abuse the shit out of 00:46:07.820 --> 00:46:10.599 that, though. I can already see the multiple 00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:14.019 customizations for Rhea Ripley. Oh, you're talking 00:46:14.019 --> 00:46:15.659 about the wardrobe. I thought you were talking 00:46:15.659 --> 00:46:17.519 about the body modification. No, I'm talking 00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:20.199 about the wardrobe. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that 00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:24.039 too. Better face morphing and two -tone hair 00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:27.739 blending so you can all try. Two -tone, Levi, 00:46:28.260 --> 00:46:32.280 two -tone. Two -tone. Holy fuck. That's worth 00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:36.840 $200. Copy my style or create your own. For arenas, 00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:40.079 you can customize LED barricades, all that technical 00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:42.920 stuff. and for creating they just added more 00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:45.840 customization to the already customizable arenas 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:48.920 well that i mean that's pretty dope i i guarantee 00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:52.519 you all this is gonna be broken at launch oh 00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.199 yeah half of this isn't working i hope you guys 00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:58.940 realize that trends you can finally set up advanced 00:46:58.940 --> 00:47:02.980 timeline editing for stables And get ready, they 00:47:02.980 --> 00:47:05.920 even doubled the Create a Superstar slots to 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:10.519 200 and custom image slots to 2 ,000. That is 00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:19.599 amazing! Listen up. You good? 200! 2 ,000! I'm 00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:22.079 going to pre -order the $250 game next time. 00:47:22.260 --> 00:47:25.119 Hang on, let me go pre -order the $500 version. 00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:27.280 Hang on. I keep hearing people act like we only 00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:30.280 work on Create a Superstar. And honestly, that's 00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.860 adorable. We hear that you don't work on it enough. 00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.760 I was going to say, most of the complaints I 00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:38.500 hear is you don't work on your game, period. 00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:43.659 The fuck are you talking about? Create an entrance? 00:47:43.940 --> 00:47:46.559 Yeah, we added advanced options for solo and 00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:50.960 stable motions. Holy fuck! If you don't get it 00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:55.219 yet, there's stable motions now! You can customize 00:47:55.219 --> 00:48:01.840 the stables, cat! How long is this video? That 00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:04.980 is the fucking 24th time! This is only the fucking 00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:08.280 video! That is the 25th time we've heard about 00:48:08.280 --> 00:48:16.900 Snape! So they brought back the 2016 title editing 00:48:16.900 --> 00:48:19.579 that used to be in the game that they took away 00:48:19.579 --> 00:48:24.760 and made it less fun. and create a special Bailey 00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:27.960 only championship. You know, something worthy 00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:32.539 of the role model. Don't mess it up. I am genuinely 00:48:32.539 --> 00:48:35.639 excited to see what you all do when WWE 2K26 00:48:35.639 --> 00:48:39.579 comes out on March 13th. It's your world. Are 00:48:39.579 --> 00:48:42.719 you excited? Yeah. Dude, I already ordered the 00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:46.679 $25 one. The $25 one? Yeah. I was looking at 00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:56.900 another message. The bit died. Oh shit, um, that 00:48:56.900 --> 00:49:00.079 didn't excite you, we got more. No, Jesus Christ, 00:49:00.139 --> 00:49:03.539 good, I'm so ready for more, Kat. Ladies and 00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:07.139 gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I'm here 00:49:07.139 --> 00:49:20.199 today, not as your oracle, nor your wife. Yeah, 00:49:36.980 --> 00:49:42.019 so it's literally you. What the fuck is... Are 00:49:42.019 --> 00:49:44.239 you okay? Yeah, it just fucking sounded like 00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.940 a jet engine just drove by. That's the mix in 00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:51.219 the call? Yeah. So yeah, it sounds like your 00:49:51.219 --> 00:49:56.340 WWE 2K25 character, after you beat the story, 00:49:56.460 --> 00:49:58.920 you're going on a hiatus for two years. Guys, 00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:03.199 guess what? I guarantee you... you won't actually 00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:06.400 be able to import the same character from 2K25 00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:08.659 and you're going to have to completely remake 00:50:08.659 --> 00:50:12.039 your fucking character. Oh, 100%. You have to 00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.039 do that every fucking year and it's so stupid. 00:50:14.260 --> 00:50:17.780 You can't just import your fucking last character 00:50:17.780 --> 00:50:20.980 and bring it in to the next game. awaited comeback 00:50:20.980 --> 00:50:25.900 but fate is cruel and destiny is not without 00:50:25.900 --> 00:50:29.599 irony because your comeback ends in disaster 00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:33.619 at the hands of one of my unstoppable champions 00:50:33.619 --> 00:50:39.280 ron breaker not if i can help it Fucking break 00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:41.820 the game. I was going to say, how many times 00:50:41.820 --> 00:50:44.920 can you spam the kick out until you finally... 00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:48.519 Does the AI system just not let you fucking pin 00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:51.019 Braun Breaker? Probably not. He's kicking out 00:50:51.019 --> 00:50:53.440 your finishes at one. Yeah, he kicks out no matter 00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:55.679 how low you get him. He just constantly kicks 00:50:55.679 --> 00:51:01.039 out. Gordon Grace, the choice is in your hands. 00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:06.460 From there, the real comeback story begins. Do 00:51:06.460 --> 00:51:09.519 you fight your way to the top with hard work 00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:13.219 and intent? They put you back in NXT? No, that's 00:51:13.219 --> 00:51:18.380 not even NXT. That's TBD. Oh. You get to go to 00:51:18.380 --> 00:51:22.380 TBD, Kat. They kick your ass so bad they put 00:51:22.380 --> 00:51:27.199 you back on the indies? I guess so. Or do you 00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:30.940 turn your back on the WWE? What the fuck is TBD? 00:51:31.809 --> 00:51:34.989 I don't know. I don't know, dog. To be determined. 00:51:36.550 --> 00:51:39.769 Universe embracing. Do you know what I bet it 00:51:39.769 --> 00:51:42.949 was? I wonder if it was ROH or whatever and they 00:51:42.949 --> 00:51:48.269 couldn't get the sign -off for it. Yeah. Or it's 00:51:48.269 --> 00:51:50.090 just there because they don't actually have an 00:51:50.090 --> 00:51:53.010 indie. They don't have an indie made up yet, 00:51:53.070 --> 00:51:58.150 so. Yeah. They just put placeholder. Continue. 00:51:58.190 --> 00:52:01.599 I want to know more. and deception and shortcuts 00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:06.460 to reclaim your throne. I am back and I am just 00:52:06.460 --> 00:52:09.699 getting started. In my rise... That voice did 00:52:09.699 --> 00:52:14.639 not match that fucking face at all. Just keep 00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:16.920 going. I want to know more. Victory is not the 00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:20.139 end of your story. Oh, no, no, no. Because if 00:52:20.139 --> 00:52:23.949 somehow you manage to defeat my client... and 00:52:23.949 --> 00:52:27.909 capture their championship, then you have a decision 00:52:27.909 --> 00:52:31.650 to make. A decision that may very well change 00:52:31.650 --> 00:52:40.090 the course of your career and WWE history. So, 00:52:40.090 --> 00:52:48.289 how will you seize your moment and create your 00:52:48.289 --> 00:52:57.719 story? WWE 2K26, the show never stops. Yeah. 00:52:58.940 --> 00:53:04.079 I don't. I don't even have the energy for the 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.340 bit that there's no fucking difference between 00:53:07.340 --> 00:53:09.800 the other My Rises that we've played before. 00:53:10.300 --> 00:53:15.340 No, that's the one thing. Absolutely none. The 00:53:15.340 --> 00:53:17.940 only thing that I'm really, really looking forward 00:53:17.940 --> 00:53:22.019 to besides the You know, the universe mode where 00:53:22.019 --> 00:53:23.619 you can do all that shit. That's pretty dope. 00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:27.579 Is the Monday Night Wars and the CM Punk storyline. 00:53:27.860 --> 00:53:29.659 That's the only thing I really care about. Well, 00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:35.199 you're a punk blazer, so. You're, I mean. Yeah, 00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.880 I got a bunch of fucking punk shit all over the 00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:41.440 place. It'd be the same thing if it was you and 00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:44.099 Finn Balor, if there was a Finn Balor story or 00:53:44.099 --> 00:53:47.300 Aleister Black. You would fucking be all over 00:53:47.300 --> 00:53:49.860 that shit. Yeah, but I wouldn't blow $250 fucking 00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:51.820 dollars on it just to play through Finn Balor's 00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:57.559 story. Well, you need to spend the $250 for a 00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:00.880 fucking... Especially considering you'd never 00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:03.079 actually be able to get all of Finn Balor's story. 00:54:03.139 --> 00:54:05.239 It would just be Finn Balor's rise through WWE, 00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:08.639 which would be fucking irritating because... 00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:10.840 Well, yeah, but New Japan would never fucking 00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:14.860 allow it. But... Which would be irritating in 00:54:14.860 --> 00:54:18.659 its own right because I guarantee you if they 00:54:18.659 --> 00:54:22.679 ever actually did it, they wouldn't let you change 00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:26.420 history and you'd have to lose to Rollins. You'd 00:54:26.420 --> 00:54:30.159 have to give up the Universal title after beating 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:33.380 Rollins at SummerSlam. They wouldn't let you 00:54:33.380 --> 00:54:36.360 change history. Well, apparently they're letting 00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:42.079 you do this one. Yeah. When you hit Broadbreaker 00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:44.059 with your finisher 18 times and he kicks out? 00:54:44.260 --> 00:54:46.019 No, I'm saying apparently you can change history 00:54:46.019 --> 00:54:50.139 with the CM Punk story. Oh, sure. They might 00:54:50.139 --> 00:54:54.159 let you do it for that one. Sure. Sure. Sure 00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:58.420 thing, bud. Sure thing, bud. If you use it all. 00:55:00.539 --> 00:55:04.280 I probably actually will end up spending $150 00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:08.559 just because I want to get all the DLC and the... 00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:11.139 Monday Night War. I think that would be pretty 00:55:11.139 --> 00:55:13.119 dope even though we've seen the Monday Night 00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:17.559 War constantly. Well, a version of it constantly. 00:55:18.219 --> 00:55:21.960 I say disappointment. Oh, and I was going to 00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:26.599 say, do you think ROH allowed it just so they 00:55:26.599 --> 00:55:28.719 can get some money back from their fucking failed 00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:33.900 game that they did? I mean, hey. Because that 00:55:33.900 --> 00:55:37.159 game, I think it was like I think the number 00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.400 was like over $2 million in development and they 00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:42.679 didn't make, they didn't make that back like 00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:49.400 at all. Let me fuck it. Why not? Huh? So you're 00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:52.400 so thrilled with this game. Yeah. Don't I see 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.179 it? Don't I dude, you had me out of my chair 00:55:55.179 --> 00:55:59.619 earlier with, with 200 ,000 or whatever the fuck. 00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.719 Dude, I already spent my whole fucking month 00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:09.559 paycheck on the $1 ,500. I'm so glad you like 00:56:09.559 --> 00:56:11.860 it because we got one more video to watch. Oh, 00:56:11.860 --> 00:56:18.039 great! I'm so glad I've spent 45 minutes of my 00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:22.079 Friday nights. This is how I wanted to spend 00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:25.300 it. What are we watching now, Kat? My name is 00:56:25.300 --> 00:56:28.239 CM Punk. You may have seen me grace the cover 00:56:28.239 --> 00:56:31.900 of WWE 2K26 this year. If you haven't figured 00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:34.019 it out yet, this year's Showcase is all about 00:56:34.019 --> 00:56:36.059 my career and the people who have influenced 00:56:36.059 --> 00:56:38.420 me. And I'm going to give you the real talk on 00:56:38.420 --> 00:56:41.820 it. This isn't some corporate tribute. This is 00:56:41.820 --> 00:56:44.099 about what it really took to become the best 00:56:44.099 --> 00:56:46.639 in the world. It means you're going to see matches 00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:49.739 that mean a lot to me. Championship bouts, headline 00:56:49.739 --> 00:56:52.880 generating rivalries, even matches that I feel 00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.139 maybe should have happened. Today I'm giving 00:56:55.139 --> 00:56:58.519 you a look at what really happened. And maybe, 00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:00.929 just maybe, What would have happened if I never 00:57:00.929 --> 00:57:04.230 left? Because this year, you get to rewrite some 00:57:04.230 --> 00:57:06.769 of that history. You'll even get the opportunity 00:57:06.769 --> 00:57:08.929 to fix the timeline of one of pro wrestling's 00:57:08.929 --> 00:57:13.130 most infamous superstars. In 2K26, my showcase 00:57:13.130 --> 00:57:16.889 spans over 25 years of WWE history. You're not 00:57:16.889 --> 00:57:19.210 just playing my story, you're playing the story 00:57:19.210 --> 00:57:22.409 of this entire industry through my eyes. You'll 00:57:22.409 --> 00:57:24.610 get historical matches, the ones that actually 00:57:24.610 --> 00:57:26.789 happened, the ones that you remember. You'll 00:57:26.789 --> 00:57:30.059 get fantasy warfare matches. These are my dream 00:57:30.059 --> 00:57:32.699 matches against the biggest legends and new generations 00:57:32.699 --> 00:57:36.300 of superstars. And my personal favorite, you 00:57:36.300 --> 00:57:39.639 get what if matches. This is where we look at 00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:42.079 what might have happened if I hadn't left WWE 00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:46.840 in 2014. Now, let's get the start of this thing. 00:57:48.820 --> 00:57:51.900 So where do we start? We start right in the middle 00:57:51.900 --> 00:57:55.340 of fire. WrestleMania 41. It's me. It's Seth 00:57:55.340 --> 00:57:57.820 Rollins. It's Roman Reigns. And look who's in 00:57:57.820 --> 00:58:01.480 my corner. Paul Heyman. This is a match everyone's 00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:04.159 been talking about. Three guys who define an 00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:07.300 era. All claiming to be the one. It's the ultimate 00:58:07.300 --> 00:58:10.800 what if. And we put you. That was such a good 00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:14.699 spot IRL though. Yeah it was. The GTS into the 00:58:14.699 --> 00:58:18.000 spear into the stomp fucking combo the three 00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:20.320 of them pulled off. Yeah. I said stop it for 00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:22.059 a second because that was actually a fucking 00:58:22.059 --> 00:58:24.980 banger spot at Mania when they did that. Right 00:58:24.980 --> 00:58:27.300 in the middle of it from the jump. No pressure. 00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:31.119 You're going to see it all. Orton at Mania 27. 00:58:31.539 --> 00:58:35.239 That was about revenge. This was about him costing 00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:38.159 me my title. That was about me proving I was 00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:40.079 more than just a mouthpiece for the new Nexus. 00:58:40.300 --> 00:58:45.519 I was the new Nexus. Undertaker. WrestleMania 00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:49.849 29. The Streak. I told the world I could do it. 00:58:50.309 --> 00:58:53.389 I took him to his absolute limit. I got closer. 00:58:53.909 --> 00:58:56.070 Punk should have broken the streak. Fuck Brock 00:58:56.070 --> 00:58:59.050 Lesnar. ...than anyone had at that point. People 00:58:59.050 --> 00:59:02.869 still talk. Not just Punk. There was others that 00:59:02.869 --> 00:59:05.510 could have easily... Punk should have broken 00:59:05.510 --> 00:59:07.630 the streak. If Punk had broken the streak, it 00:59:07.630 --> 00:59:11.369 would have propelled him to be the top guy. Brock, 00:59:11.550 --> 00:59:13.670 at that time, did not need to break the streak. 00:59:13.750 --> 00:59:15.650 There was no fucking reason for Brock to break 00:59:15.650 --> 00:59:32.079 the streak. Or even had Bray Wyatt break it or 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:34.659 something like that. I would have taken Wyatt 00:59:34.659 --> 00:59:38.539 breaking the streak, period, but that was still 00:59:38.539 --> 00:59:43.800 relatively early on streak -wise comparatively 00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:46.780 to when it actually got broke. then I don't think 00:59:46.780 --> 00:59:49.820 it ever would have happened unless you swap Wyatt 00:59:49.820 --> 00:59:54.219 and Punk's matches. Have Punk face Taker when 00:59:54.219 --> 00:59:56.400 Wyatt faced him and have Wyatt face Taker when 00:59:56.400 --> 00:59:59.599 Punk faced him and have Wyatt break the streak. 01:00:01.579 --> 01:00:05.619 Wyatt would have been the next Undertaker. Yeah, 01:00:05.659 --> 01:00:10.599 100%. Yeah, Brock didn't need to break the streak. 01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:13.880 He was already a monster as it was. I've said 01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:15.920 it. I've always said it. I've said it from the 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:18.619 very fucking beginning. Brock Lesnar never should 01:00:18.619 --> 01:00:20.179 have broken the streak. There was no fucking 01:00:20.179 --> 01:00:22.519 reason for Brock to break the streak. I think 01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:24.659 he left right afterwards, didn't he? Like three 01:00:24.659 --> 01:00:28.519 or four months later, he came back. Yeah. He 01:00:28.519 --> 01:00:31.000 broke the streak and you don't even do anything 01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:40.670 with him. I think so, yeah. The game looked broken 01:00:40.670 --> 01:00:43.349 there? To his absolute limit. I got closer than 01:00:43.349 --> 01:00:46.289 anyone had at that point. People still talk about 01:00:46.289 --> 01:00:49.130 that. We can take it. This time. I don't know 01:00:49.130 --> 01:00:50.789 if he's actually selling because the mat's moving 01:00:50.789 --> 01:00:57.550 and he's not moving. This time. Yeah, look. Look, 01:00:57.610 --> 01:01:02.909 look. People still talk about that match. This 01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:14.699 time. Don't worry about it, Kat. Does it play 01:01:14.699 --> 01:01:18.860 a Kat? You don't see it. Does it play a Kat? 01:01:19.820 --> 01:01:23.219 Maybe the outcome's a little different. And Drew 01:01:23.219 --> 01:01:28.099 McIntyre. Bad blood. This one was personal. And 01:01:28.099 --> 01:01:31.099 still is. Still one of the best matches. A lot 01:01:31.099 --> 01:01:34.099 of animosity. You get to feel exactly what that 01:01:34.099 --> 01:01:37.119 was like. And then there's this one. A fantasy 01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:40.170 match. Me versus Eddie Guerrero. in Chicago. 01:01:40.869 --> 01:01:43.670 Look, Eddie was one of the guys that proved that 01:01:43.670 --> 01:01:45.710 somebody like me, somebody who didn't fit the 01:01:45.710 --> 01:01:48.670 mold, could make it. He was a hero. He was a 01:01:48.670 --> 01:01:51.630 pioneer. To be able to have this match, even 01:01:51.630 --> 01:01:54.769 in a game, this one's special. This one isn't 01:01:54.769 --> 01:01:58.730 about storylines. It's about respect. And this? 01:01:59.409 --> 01:02:02.590 Oh, this is just for fun. Me and my wife, AJ 01:02:02.590 --> 01:02:06.230 Lee against The Miz and Maurice. Come on. It's 01:02:06.230 --> 01:02:09.420 the It couple versus the real power couple. The 01:02:09.420 --> 01:02:11.860 best in the world who ran the Divas division. 01:02:12.099 --> 01:02:14.960 Let's be honest, that's not a fair fight. We'd 01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:18.579 mop the floor with them. Now, I know some of 01:02:18.579 --> 01:02:21.500 you want to skip all that story. You don't want 01:02:21.500 --> 01:02:23.760 to do the hard work. You just want the rewards. 01:02:25.059 --> 01:02:28.639 Fine. In 2K26, you can run through the gauntlet. 01:02:29.210 --> 01:02:31.630 Take on 20 opponents, one right after the other. 01:02:31.789 --> 01:02:34.809 If, and that's a big if, you emerge as the sole 01:02:34.809 --> 01:02:37.610 survivor, you get full completion. You'll unlock 01:02:37.610 --> 01:02:39.829 every single reward from the entire showcase. 01:02:41.969 --> 01:02:49.389 What?! So they added in, hey, I mean, that's 01:02:49.389 --> 01:02:52.889 pretty dope. Instead of having to pay $20 to 01:02:52.889 --> 01:02:56.210 unlock everything. Instead, you gotta face 20 01:02:56.210 --> 01:03:01.130 fucking people. at once one after another after 01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:06.010 another after another yeah it's one so so you 01:03:06.010 --> 01:03:08.829 just set the difficulty to easy and you sit there 01:03:08.829 --> 01:03:11.530 and hit gts i wonder i wonder if it's a locked 01:03:11.530 --> 01:03:14.289 difficulty that you can't just fucking do that 01:03:14.289 --> 01:03:19.030 i think that's so so so flash wwe creative room 01:03:20.110 --> 01:03:22.210 Alright, that's all we're going to do. We're 01:03:22.210 --> 01:03:25.210 going to make the entire story about CM Punk. 01:03:25.530 --> 01:03:27.570 But you know what we're going to do? We're going 01:03:27.570 --> 01:03:30.409 to add a mode where you can just sit there and 01:03:30.409 --> 01:03:33.210 hit GTSs all night and you get all the rewards 01:03:33.210 --> 01:03:35.610 so nobody actually has to play through Punk's 01:03:35.610 --> 01:03:38.269 story. Who wants to play through CM Punk's story? 01:03:40.400 --> 01:03:43.719 You just get to just hate GTSs all night. You 01:03:43.719 --> 01:03:46.820 don't need to play through CM Punk's story. Print 01:03:46.820 --> 01:03:52.739 that shit for $150. Print it now. I think that's 01:03:52.739 --> 01:03:54.880 actually kind of cool, though. If you're not 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:56.780 a punk fan, you're like, I really don't give 01:03:56.780 --> 01:04:01.800 a shit about punk. I just want the rewards and 01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:04.440 shit. That is actually kind of dope. Honestly, 01:04:05.260 --> 01:04:07.400 that's probably what that would do. straight 01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:09.599 off the bat so i could just go and customize 01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:11.480 characters and shit like that and then i'll go 01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:14.840 back and play the story you get it all but it's 01:04:14.840 --> 01:04:18.119 all on you to buck the system your call this 01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:20.739 year's showcase mode isn't just about what happened 01:04:20.739 --> 01:04:23.940 it's about what could have happened it's about 01:04:23.940 --> 01:04:26.320 what should have happened and it's about what 01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:30.219 still might happen this is my story the real 01:04:30.219 --> 01:04:33.940 one how are you gonna play it pre -order wwe 01:04:33.940 --> 01:04:39.519 2k26 We got one more this one this one's gonna 01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:43.340 be quick I promise This is just more of the gameplay 01:04:43.340 --> 01:04:45.579 that I wanted to show you because this is what 01:04:45.579 --> 01:04:47.840 this is where I'm having issues With the game 01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:51.539 that it looks like Sean Conaway and lead in there. 01:04:51.539 --> 01:04:53.400 This is junkie shit. We don't have to listen 01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:57.000 to This is just going through my rise, which 01:04:57.000 --> 01:04:59.260 is your creative character, but look at this 01:05:00.170 --> 01:05:02.489 Look how fucking weird this looks. That's right. 01:05:02.530 --> 01:05:05.170 For the first time since 2K22, they're our major 01:05:05.170 --> 01:05:08.469 fan favorite and rule. It's just looking junky 01:05:08.469 --> 01:05:10.570 and fucking weird as shit. Doesn't that look 01:05:10.570 --> 01:05:15.650 weird? Because WWE does not update their graphics 01:05:15.650 --> 01:05:20.210 engine. They're running the same graphic graphical 01:05:20.210 --> 01:05:25.510 engine that they were running in fucking 2014. 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:30.440 You know how I know? Because it still looks like 01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:36.639 GTA 5. Yeah. They're running the same fucking 01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:40.000 engine. And their eyes aren't blinking. Graphics. 01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:44.659 Yeah. It's terrible. They're not even blinking. 01:05:45.059 --> 01:05:50.179 Adam Pearce is blinking. You know the only fucking 01:05:50.179 --> 01:05:53.300 part of 2026? You know the only good part about 01:05:53.300 --> 01:05:57.309 2026? CM Punk's dog is a manager. Yeah, that 01:05:57.309 --> 01:06:00.389 is pretty dope that Larry's in there. That's 01:06:00.389 --> 01:06:02.489 the only good part about this fucking train wreck 01:06:02.489 --> 01:06:06.809 of a game. It's just, yeah, it's just, it's exactly 01:06:06.809 --> 01:06:08.690 what you said. Their faces and the expressions 01:06:08.690 --> 01:06:12.230 and stuff. It's GTA. Just looks janky as shit. 01:06:12.389 --> 01:06:17.429 You know what? You know what? I'm going to say 01:06:17.429 --> 01:06:22.239 this. This isn't even GTA 5. This is the graphic 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:29.559 quality of San Andreas. GTA 5's player models 01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:34.739 look better than this. There will be one fan 01:06:34.739 --> 01:06:36.920 that will come out eventually and they'll make 01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:39.719 a mod and make this look 20 times fucking better. 01:06:39.900 --> 01:06:43.179 It always happens. Somebody will take the time 01:06:43.179 --> 01:06:45.659 and make things look way fucking better. Fuck 01:06:45.659 --> 01:06:51.769 that. Why? Why spend your fucking time on a dumpster 01:06:51.769 --> 01:06:55.349 fire of a multi -million dollar company that 01:06:55.349 --> 01:06:58.730 can't afford to update your fucking graphic engine? 01:06:58.949 --> 01:07:02.449 This is coming from a video game guy. You can 01:07:02.449 --> 01:07:05.750 afford to update the graphics. Trust me, WWE. 01:07:06.610 --> 01:07:10.289 Really, you can. And here's the thing, too. I'm 01:07:10.289 --> 01:07:12.829 usually the guy who's like, the graphics don't 01:07:12.829 --> 01:07:16.139 matter. if the gameplay and stuff is great, but 01:07:16.139 --> 01:07:20.039 when it's a game like this, the customization 01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:23.039 and shit like that is awesome, but holy shit, 01:07:23.179 --> 01:07:26.559 work on your fucking, work on your graphics as 01:07:26.559 --> 01:07:30.460 well. Oh my gosh. It just looks terrible. In 01:07:30.460 --> 01:07:35.980 2026, I want to spend 400 fucking dollars to 01:07:35.980 --> 01:07:40.019 play GTA San Andreas Fight Simulator. And look. 01:07:40.969 --> 01:07:43.929 they're so janky like you can see the jankiness 01:07:43.929 --> 01:07:47.230 of the fucking entrance pose and then you see 01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:50.530 the model like jump for a second yeah right there 01:07:50.530 --> 01:07:54.630 right there yeah what the fuck that looks somewhat 01:07:54.630 --> 01:07:57.469 good oh they're just gonna skip the okay okay 01:07:57.469 --> 01:08:01.449 this looks okay The ref is just standing in the 01:08:01.449 --> 01:08:04.070 corner, though, doing absolutely nothing. Does 01:08:04.070 --> 01:08:06.610 the ref do anything this fucking game? Well, 01:08:06.769 --> 01:08:09.289 look, it's exactly what we said. You can't change 01:08:09.289 --> 01:08:12.630 it. It cuts you into a cutscene that you can't 01:08:12.630 --> 01:08:15.369 fucking stop. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly what 01:08:15.369 --> 01:08:18.510 we said. It forces a cutscene that you can't 01:08:18.510 --> 01:08:21.970 stop. And then you get sent to TBF to be determined. 01:08:22.409 --> 01:08:31.050 Yeah, you get sent to TBF. Okay, okay. I'm done 01:08:31.050 --> 01:08:34.390 watching because it's starting to make me mad. 01:08:34.550 --> 01:08:36.369 Are you going to spend all this fucking money? 01:08:36.689 --> 01:08:41.430 Now it's making you mad! Not the $250 price tag 01:08:41.430 --> 01:08:44.210 for GTA San Andreas! Now it's making you mad! 01:08:46.869 --> 01:08:51.789 Get your fucking priorities straight! Oh, shit. 01:08:52.489 --> 01:09:02.180 Holy! So we brought up Finn Balor before. Pretty 01:09:02.180 --> 01:09:04.880 dope that we get to see Finn Balor versus CM 01:09:04.880 --> 01:09:06.920 Punk at Elimination Chamber. The Elimination 01:09:06.920 --> 01:09:10.640 Chamber has some good matches coming up. I'm 01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:13.640 really more looking forward to CM Punk versus 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:16.739 Finn Balor, even though I know Finn Balor's not 01:09:16.739 --> 01:09:18.619 going to win. Be actually kind of cool story, 01:09:18.699 --> 01:09:21.100 though, if he does, because Finn Balor does deserve 01:09:21.100 --> 01:09:24.000 a fucking title. It's been so long since he's 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:28.430 held one. held a big title. He got fucked over 01:09:28.430 --> 01:09:33.329 with his shoulder injury with Seth Rollins and 01:09:33.329 --> 01:09:37.050 has never basically held a title since. Hey, 01:09:37.130 --> 01:09:40.829 he had a run with NXT's title. Well, NXT, yes, 01:09:40.930 --> 01:09:45.409 but at that time, NXT wasn't really available 01:09:45.409 --> 01:09:48.489 for more. You had to have cable to watch NXT. 01:09:49.930 --> 01:09:56.420 Even before that, I think NXT... wasn't on cable 01:09:56.420 --> 01:09:59.020 for a while, right? It was more of a... I don't 01:09:59.020 --> 01:10:02.460 know. It was started in 2020. Yeah. I'm looking 01:10:02.460 --> 01:10:06.460 forward to that with Elimination Chamber. Of 01:10:06.460 --> 01:10:09.039 course, we had Punk coming out on Monday night 01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:12.859 to promote his match with Finn Balor. Finn Balor 01:10:12.859 --> 01:10:15.479 came out with Judgment Day. They got into it. 01:10:15.619 --> 01:10:19.000 So looking forward to watch because they had 01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:23.279 a match at... Was it Dublin? Was it Dublin that 01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:27.159 they had? I think so, yeah. Yeah, and Punk put 01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:32.220 him over really well at the end. Did you see 01:10:32.220 --> 01:10:37.260 the off -air where Balak came out and he wished 01:10:37.260 --> 01:10:40.560 his mother a happy birthday with everybody? That 01:10:40.560 --> 01:10:44.140 was pretty fucking funny. But yeah, we got CM 01:10:44.140 --> 01:10:46.399 Punk coming out. To be alive on a Monday night 01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:53.800 in Memphis, Tennessee, you won! Five promo words 01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:59.420 of doom or whatever Cena said. Is it great to 01:10:59.420 --> 01:11:03.039 be out of insert city here? And MGM did it a 01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:05.800 lot better. I love this crowd at insert town 01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:09.239 here. Feels like you guys are happy to see me. 01:11:11.939 --> 01:11:15.220 So welcome change from being backstage. The office 01:11:15.220 --> 01:11:19.319 is not happy to see me. Adam Pierce. in particular, 01:11:19.399 --> 01:11:22.960 says that I'm jeopardizing the main event of 01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:28.279 WrestleMania. Yeah, boo Adam Pearce. CM Punk 01:11:28.279 --> 01:11:31.279 versus Roman Reigns, and that's a big deal, but 01:11:31.279 --> 01:11:34.100 I don't think I'm jeopardizing it. In fact, I 01:11:34.100 --> 01:11:36.380 think I'm doing what I've always done, and that's 01:11:36.380 --> 01:11:41.579 just make everything better. Sports franchises 01:11:41.579 --> 01:11:44.260 will qualify for the playoffs. That does not 01:11:44.260 --> 01:11:47.720 mean they get to not show up and play regular 01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:52.739 season games. I've talked a lot since I won this 01:11:52.739 --> 01:11:56.399 championship about deserves and earns, and I 01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:59.140 think you people deserve a fighting champion. 01:11:59.420 --> 01:12:03.399 I think Finn Balor deserved a title shot a month 01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:06.920 back in Belfast because of who he is and what 01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:11.619 he's done. And now... In a couple weeks in Chicago 01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:14.399 at Elimination Chamber, he's getting another 01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:17.939 shot. Not because he deserves it. It's because 01:12:17.939 --> 01:12:20.479 he's earned it. He's earned these fists, and 01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:22.460 he's earned this ass beating I'm about to give 01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:25.039 him. He jumped me in Toronto a few weeks ago, 01:12:25.100 --> 01:12:28.680 and unfortunately, I can say this now, he ruined 01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:31.680 what is the last time I will be able to share 01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:35.399 a ring with the phenomenal one, AJ Styles. So 01:12:35.399 --> 01:12:38.069 he's earned a beating. but the office is mad 01:12:38.069 --> 01:12:40.069 about it i'm putting the main event of wrestlemania 01:12:40.069 --> 01:12:44.210 in jeopardy but i'm a man who does and says things 01:12:44.210 --> 01:12:47.390 a lot of the time that piss people off i wouldn't 01:12:47.390 --> 01:12:51.270 be who i am if i didn't occasionally say things 01:12:51.270 --> 01:12:53.409 or do things that piss people off i don't think 01:12:53.409 --> 01:12:56.949 you people would love me if i didn't do things 01:12:56.949 --> 01:13:00.689 or say things that piss people off i wouldn't 01:13:00.689 --> 01:13:04.250 be what i am If I did not defend this championship, 01:13:04.470 --> 01:13:07.789 every single chance I got in what I am, Memphis, 01:13:07.949 --> 01:13:13.810 Tennessee, is the best in the world. It's not 01:13:13.810 --> 01:13:23.130 Roman Reigns. It's not Finn Balor. I just came 01:13:23.130 --> 01:13:28.670 out here to make one thing crystal clear. To 01:13:28.670 --> 01:13:32.130 be the best in the world, you gotta train. with 01:13:32.130 --> 01:13:35.909 the best catch wrestlers in Europe. To be the 01:13:35.909 --> 01:13:39.789 best in the world, you gotta learn from the best 01:13:39.789 --> 01:13:44.090 luchadores in Mexico. To be the best in the world, 01:13:44.250 --> 01:13:48.069 you have to survive the toughest dojos in Japan. 01:13:50.189 --> 01:13:53.390 And to be the best in the world, you gotta show 01:13:53.390 --> 01:13:57.590 up your first night on Raw and beat Roman Reigns. 01:13:58.029 --> 01:14:03.170 So by definition, The best in the world is standing 01:14:03.170 --> 01:14:07.409 right in front of you. And in Chicago at Elimination 01:14:07.409 --> 01:14:10.630 Chamber, when I beat you for that championship, 01:14:10.949 --> 01:14:15.869 I'm not jeopardizing the main event of WrestleMania. 01:14:16.829 --> 01:14:22.710 No. The real best in the world is making it better. 01:14:23.050 --> 01:14:27.010 So what are these two idiots doing here? See, 01:14:27.029 --> 01:14:31.970 I know who you are. I'm sorry, I misspoke. I 01:14:31.970 --> 01:14:36.750 know who you were. All those great things you 01:14:36.750 --> 01:14:40.789 did. The reason I gave you a shot for this in 01:14:40.789 --> 01:14:43.310 Belfast, but something I noticed about all those 01:14:43.310 --> 01:14:46.369 great things you did, you did it by yourself. 01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:49.810 I didn't see Judgment Day by your side in those 01:14:49.810 --> 01:14:53.489 European dojos or the Japan dojos or when you 01:14:53.489 --> 01:14:55.810 were taking on all the great luchadors in Mexico. 01:14:56.369 --> 01:15:02.050 No. You used to mean something, man. I think 01:15:02.050 --> 01:15:06.710 everybody here in Memphis can agree that Judgment 01:15:06.710 --> 01:15:11.470 Day has been an anchor around your neck for a 01:15:11.470 --> 01:15:15.270 very, very long time. And I could say that somebody 01:15:15.270 --> 01:15:18.210 as skilled as you would bring them up to your 01:15:18.210 --> 01:15:21.909 level, but they've only dragged you down to theirs. 01:15:21.989 --> 01:15:24.180 I mean, look at this idiot. He's wearing two 01:15:24.180 --> 01:15:26.760 titles and never defends them. And this guy needs 01:15:26.760 --> 01:15:28.420 help getting in the ring because his head's so 01:15:28.420 --> 01:15:38.760 big. I'll allow it. What's that? Best thing to 01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:44.310 come out of this promo. Yeah. I've been accused 01:15:44.310 --> 01:15:47.590 of being a smart man that does dumb things. And 01:15:47.590 --> 01:15:49.569 what I'm about to do may be really, really stupid. 01:15:49.890 --> 01:15:52.029 But I don't believe for a second that the three 01:15:52.029 --> 01:15:54.189 of you didn't have a plan to come out here and 01:15:54.189 --> 01:15:56.789 jump me. And some things are out of my control. 01:15:57.069 --> 01:16:03.210 So go ahead, Finn. JD. Little Mysterio, you want 01:16:03.210 --> 01:16:05.550 to jump me? You want to prove everybody right 01:16:05.550 --> 01:16:07.890 that I'm going to jeopardize the main event of 01:16:07.890 --> 01:16:11.029 WrestleMania? But you're also going to jeopardize 01:16:11.029 --> 01:16:13.149 your shot at Elimination Chamber of being the 01:16:13.149 --> 01:16:15.449 champion. You say you're the best in the world? 01:16:16.090 --> 01:16:18.649 I know I'm the best in the world, and I don't 01:16:18.649 --> 01:16:23.369 need everybody's help to prove it. I 100 % thought 01:16:23.369 --> 01:16:25.569 he was going to call Dominic Mysterio a jackass. 01:16:26.800 --> 01:16:30.680 He probably thought of it. Because JD and then 01:16:30.680 --> 01:16:34.399 Jackass, I 100 % thought he was going to look 01:16:34.399 --> 01:16:37.859 at Domic and call him a sleazy jackass or some 01:16:37.859 --> 01:16:41.920 shit. Probably thought of it. So, of course, 01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:46.380 Finn held him back and punked through the microphone 01:16:46.380 --> 01:16:50.800 at Finn Balor and left. The one problem about 01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:56.060 Monday is both... AJ and Punk kind of had the 01:16:56.060 --> 01:16:59.779 similar response. It's the same thing. Oh, you're 01:16:59.779 --> 01:17:00.920 going to jump me? You're going to fight me? Whatever. 01:17:01.060 --> 01:17:06.340 Let's do it. AJ Lee did the exact same fucking 01:17:06.340 --> 01:17:11.939 thing in her promo against Becky. I think it 01:17:11.939 --> 01:17:13.180 would have been better to switch it up a little 01:17:13.180 --> 01:17:16.539 bit, but it is what it is. Who do you think is 01:17:16.539 --> 01:17:18.960 going to win at Elimination Chamber? CM Punk 01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:22.640 or Finn Balor? Punk's going to win because JD 01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:29.439 is going to turn on Balor. Do you think so? They've 01:17:29.439 --> 01:17:33.000 already been planting the seeds. It's me. I want 01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:35.539 to say, oh, Balor's finally going to fucking 01:17:35.539 --> 01:17:38.699 win. Balor's going to fuck off Judgment Day, 01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:42.800 hit a coup de grace, and he's going to win. But 01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:46.439 it's not going to fucking happen. Yeah, probably 01:17:46.439 --> 01:17:50.449 not. JD's gonna fucking turn on Balor. And it'll 01:17:50.449 --> 01:17:54.649 be Balor versus JD at Mania. Mania? Yeah. I can 01:17:54.649 --> 01:18:02.189 see that. So... Or it'll be Balor, JD, and Dominic 01:18:02.189 --> 01:18:05.329 for the Intercontinental title at Mania or some 01:18:05.329 --> 01:18:10.270 shit. Something like that. Yeah. So... We weren't 01:18:10.270 --> 01:18:14.689 a big fan about Punk's promo. How about AJ Lee? 01:18:14.869 --> 01:18:18.539 Because I got hers as well. against Becky. Last 01:18:18.539 --> 01:18:23.680 week, if you didn't know, Becky threw AJ Lee 01:18:23.680 --> 01:18:27.979 in a post because she had a meltdown that AJ 01:18:27.979 --> 01:18:31.020 Lee is number one contender for the Intercontinental 01:18:31.020 --> 01:18:33.439 Women's Championship, which is fucking weird. 01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:38.840 I don't know why they have that. It's a weird 01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:41.260 thing. You'd think they would have World Heavyweight. 01:18:41.380 --> 01:18:43.899 Well, I guess World Heavyweight Women's Champion 01:18:43.899 --> 01:18:48.819 doesn't really... uh ring uh doesn't really fit 01:18:48.819 --> 01:18:52.020 like the men's one is but i don't know maybe 01:18:52.020 --> 01:18:57.119 it's just me last week i walked in for moral 01:18:57.119 --> 01:19:01.560 support and i walked out of raw as the number 01:19:01.560 --> 01:19:04.260 one contender for the intercontinental championship 01:19:04.260 --> 01:19:08.180 and i had my fun getting under becky's skin it's 01:19:08.180 --> 01:19:11.920 so easy to do but she reminded me that this is 01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:15.720 serious business when she smashed my face into 01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:21.539 that post. And this is serious business because 01:19:21.539 --> 01:19:27.079 I haven't had a singles match in over a decade. 01:19:28.100 --> 01:19:34.039 And let alone a shot at a title. Because the 01:19:34.039 --> 01:19:37.279 last time I had a title around my waist, this 01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:40.840 division looked a little different. All we had 01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:46.850 to fight for was one sparkly pink butterfly but 01:19:46.850 --> 01:19:50.850 I love that title and I wore that title proudly 01:19:50.850 --> 01:19:56.670 because I made that title yeah I'm not modest 01:19:56.670 --> 01:20:00.170 I know exactly who the hell I am there is a women's 01:20:00.170 --> 01:20:03.069 division before AJ Lee and there is a women's 01:20:03.069 --> 01:20:07.670 division after and that was my gift to all of 01:20:07.670 --> 01:20:11.899 you you're welcome and I still want to get my 01:20:11.899 --> 01:20:15.720 hands on every single one of you. I want to fight 01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:22.739 Bayley and Lyra and Rhea and Io and the Kabuki 01:20:22.739 --> 01:20:26.520 Warriors and Judgment Day and Charlotte and Alexa, 01:20:26.760 --> 01:20:31.319 the best of the very best. But for now, all roads 01:20:31.319 --> 01:20:36.600 lead back to Becky. And I don't know why she's 01:20:36.600 --> 01:20:40.489 so mad at me. She's mad that I came back. She's 01:20:40.489 --> 01:20:43.789 mad that my merch does better. She's mad that 01:20:43.789 --> 01:20:46.770 you guys like me more. But it ain't my fault. 01:20:47.449 --> 01:20:50.810 Because I gave the girl a 10 -year head start 01:20:50.810 --> 01:20:53.850 and she still hasn't caught up. But I'm not mad 01:20:53.850 --> 01:20:58.010 at Becky. No, I'm grateful. Because she gave 01:20:58.010 --> 01:21:01.189 me a gift. Without Becky, maybe I wouldn't have 01:21:01.189 --> 01:21:04.050 even come back into this ring to prove that I 01:21:04.050 --> 01:21:08.869 can still go. And maybe without Becky, I... I 01:21:08.869 --> 01:21:11.989 wouldn't have a chance to show that I can still 01:21:11.989 --> 01:21:16.810 be a champion. And if I walk out of Chicago victorious, 01:21:17.350 --> 01:21:20.390 then I'm sure as hell going to walk into WrestleMania 01:21:20.390 --> 01:21:23.609 as the Intercontinental Champion. And since I 01:21:23.609 --> 01:21:26.970 know you're here and you gave me such a sweet 01:21:26.970 --> 01:21:30.970 gift last week, Becky Boo Boo, if you want to 01:21:30.970 --> 01:21:33.729 come on out to this ring, I got something for 01:21:33.729 --> 01:21:39.710 that ass. You actually think that this is an 01:21:39.710 --> 01:21:44.270 opportunity to have an AJ Lee title run? You 01:21:44.270 --> 01:21:49.229 think that is what this is? No, no, boo boo. 01:21:49.930 --> 01:21:54.829 No, no. This is an opportunity to gather all 01:21:54.829 --> 01:21:58.390 of your friends, all of your family, any people 01:21:58.390 --> 01:22:02.170 that are dumb enough to like you in Chicago and 01:22:02.170 --> 01:22:05.149 give you a send -off. Give you the retirement 01:22:05.149 --> 01:22:08.149 match that you never had and honestly that you 01:22:08.149 --> 01:22:11.930 never deserve. You look so happy listening to 01:22:11.930 --> 01:22:20.180 this. You look so impressed. Yeah. I'm not going 01:22:20.180 --> 01:22:24.119 to lie. I was editing a character sheet because 01:22:24.119 --> 01:22:28.739 I don't give a fuck. I legitimately was on another 01:22:28.739 --> 01:22:31.920 tab editing a character sheet. It's all good. 01:22:32.020 --> 01:22:35.399 We can skip that. Who do you think is going to 01:22:35.399 --> 01:22:40.760 win that one? AJ Lee or Becky? I mean, again, 01:22:41.079 --> 01:22:47.789 every bone in my body wants to say AJ Lee. But 01:22:47.789 --> 01:22:49.909 then there's that bone in my body that says it's 01:22:49.909 --> 01:22:53.029 not going to be AJ Lee. Like I want to say AJ 01:22:53.029 --> 01:22:56.829 Lee. Yeah. I don't know. I, I think it would 01:22:56.829 --> 01:22:58.949 be cool to infer to win it, but I feel like that. 01:22:59.010 --> 01:23:00.689 I feel like they got to save that for mania. 01:23:00.689 --> 01:23:04.130 Have a Becky versus AJ Lee versus the woman's 01:23:04.130 --> 01:23:11.850 winner at the, at WrestleMania. So let's blow 01:23:11.850 --> 01:23:14.590 through this fucking quick. And cause I got some 01:23:14.590 --> 01:23:17.090 breaking news here. You're definitely going to 01:23:17.090 --> 01:23:24.569 want to see. We got the rest of the Elimination 01:23:24.569 --> 01:23:27.989 Chamber. Who's going to be in it? The women's, 01:23:27.989 --> 01:23:33.029 we have Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley, Alexa 01:23:33.029 --> 01:23:36.449 Bliss, Asuka, and tonight we found out it's going 01:23:36.449 --> 01:23:42.270 to be Kiana James will be the fifth opponent 01:23:42.270 --> 01:23:48.050 in the Women's Elimination Chamber. I kind of 01:23:48.050 --> 01:23:52.149 see Tiffany probably winning this or Asuka. I'm 01:23:52.149 --> 01:23:54.789 a big fan of Rhea Ripley, but I feel like Rhea's 01:23:54.789 --> 01:23:59.510 probably has earned a lot and they're trying 01:23:59.510 --> 01:24:05.350 to start pushing other people now. Okay. Or maybe 01:24:05.350 --> 01:24:09.949 they'll even get it to Keanu James. I'm not sure. 01:24:10.010 --> 01:24:15.710 What do you think? I want... I would want to 01:24:15.710 --> 01:24:19.369 say Tiff takes it. Yeah, I'm thinking Tiffany's 01:24:19.369 --> 01:24:22.670 going to take it. I agree with that. And then 01:24:22.670 --> 01:24:26.489 the men's, we have Randy Orton, LA Knight, Cody 01:24:26.489 --> 01:24:31.609 Rhodes, Jeevon Evans, and I was hoping it was 01:24:31.609 --> 01:24:34.390 going to be Kamara Hayes, but Trick Williams. 01:24:34.789 --> 01:24:36.689 Yeah, got it. I had a feeling it was going to 01:24:36.689 --> 01:24:41.350 be Trick. Yeah. So I'm thinking it's going to 01:24:41.350 --> 01:24:44.079 be Cody Rhodes. And we're going to see Cody Rhodes 01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:48.699 versus Drew McIntyre at WrestleMania. Yeah. So, 01:24:48.760 --> 01:24:52.619 we'll see. I don't know. When's the chamber? 01:24:52.779 --> 01:24:55.659 I can't remember. February 28th. I was going 01:24:55.659 --> 01:24:58.880 to say the same day as my show. Oh, yeah, your 01:24:58.880 --> 01:25:01.020 show. You want to talk about your show a little 01:25:01.020 --> 01:25:03.319 bit before we get into this breaking news? No, 01:25:03.340 --> 01:25:06.800 drop the breaking news. Okay. So, guess what 01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:09.500 just dropped? This motherfucker just removed 01:25:09.500 --> 01:25:13.279 me? Did not mean to. I'm sorry. What just dropped? 01:25:13.460 --> 01:25:18.159 An hour ago, the official Vince McMahon car crash 01:25:18.159 --> 01:25:23.960 footage was released. Okay. You want to watch 01:25:23.960 --> 01:25:30.979 it? Yes. Very much so. I figured you did. I don't 01:25:30.979 --> 01:25:33.739 know when this happened. Let me see. Body cam 01:25:33.739 --> 01:25:36.739 footage of Vince McMahon after he crashed his 01:25:36.739 --> 01:25:39.729 Bentley. into another vehicle last year just 01:25:39.729 --> 01:25:42.390 released today. So this was last year. We get 01:25:42.390 --> 01:25:46.510 to watch good old Vince McMahon being a fucking 01:25:46.510 --> 01:25:53.829 shit and crashing his car. Here we go. Jeez Louise. 01:25:55.489 --> 01:26:00.170 He was a little tight on that one. I'd say so. 01:26:01.960 --> 01:26:04.539 What's funny is he like barely tapped the one 01:26:04.539 --> 01:26:06.640 on the fucking right. He just overcorrected and 01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:09.579 slammed into the fucking barricade. Yeah. It 01:26:09.579 --> 01:26:12.500 was like, it was like a, it was like a boom and 01:26:12.500 --> 01:26:15.680 then just fucking whipped into the fucking barricade. 01:26:15.859 --> 01:26:18.699 Yeah. And this is the police cruiser fucking 01:26:18.699 --> 01:26:21.619 following with his lights blaring. And I mean, 01:26:21.619 --> 01:26:24.119 this horn sirens blaring his lights going off. 01:26:24.180 --> 01:26:25.939 And I don't know if Vince was just trying to 01:26:25.939 --> 01:26:28.720 run away or what the fuck was going on. This 01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:30.890 should be the whole thing. You need an ambulance? 01:26:31.189 --> 01:26:33.550 No, I don't. Alright. Why were you driving over 01:26:33.550 --> 01:26:36.649 100 miles an hour? It's my granddaughter's birthday. 01:26:37.329 --> 01:26:39.510 I gotta get this the next day. Did you see me 01:26:39.510 --> 01:26:41.569 trying to catch up to you behind you? I didn't 01:26:41.569 --> 01:26:44.350 see that. I saw lights, but it didn't look normal. 01:26:44.630 --> 01:26:48.729 I saw lights, but it didn't look normal. I saw 01:26:48.729 --> 01:26:52.689 lights, but it didn't look normal. More like, 01:26:52.810 --> 01:26:55.350 I didn't feel like fucking stopping. I'm gonna 01:26:55.350 --> 01:27:05.220 go. I'm Vince McMahon. Fuck you. It kind of looked 01:27:05.220 --> 01:27:07.960 like he did. It kind of looked like he was trying 01:27:07.960 --> 01:27:11.039 to outrun you. I like that the cop is just questioning 01:27:11.039 --> 01:27:16.939 him too. Like that was a serious crash. Like 01:27:16.939 --> 01:27:20.000 that's a pretty serious crash. If this was just 01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:22.920 sitting in the crumpled up fucking Bentley with 01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:25.079 a windshield smashed in and the cop's just questioning 01:27:25.079 --> 01:27:29.899 him like he just pulled him over. Alright, because 01:27:29.899 --> 01:27:31.460 it wasn't like you were running, it was just 01:27:31.460 --> 01:27:34.239 like you almost hit, I think, 115 miles an hour. 01:27:35.239 --> 01:27:37.359 Alright, and then you just hit someone because 01:27:37.359 --> 01:27:38.640 you weren't paying attention. Were you looking 01:27:38.640 --> 01:27:41.180 at your phone? No, I was trying to drive. The 01:27:41.180 --> 01:27:44.760 person was right in front of you. There's got 01:27:44.760 --> 01:27:49.380 to be a reason you hit him. Yeah, I missed. Yeah, 01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:53.800 I suck at driving. Yeah, I can tell you why I 01:27:53.800 --> 01:27:56.520 hit him, cop. I tried passing the fucker, and 01:27:56.520 --> 01:28:00.920 I missed him. It was right in front of you. You 01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:08.640 went straight at it. At 100 miles an hour. I'm 01:28:08.640 --> 01:28:10.500 just making sure you're not having a medical 01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:12.819 condition or anything. Do you need an ambulance? 01:28:13.159 --> 01:28:18.899 No. Alright. Just your registration. Look at 01:28:18.899 --> 01:28:22.600 the fucking car! He's shooting it like you just 01:28:22.600 --> 01:28:26.960 fucking stopped him. Everything's all airbags 01:28:26.960 --> 01:28:29.659 blown out. Airbags are blown out and this cop 01:28:29.659 --> 01:28:32.060 is just treating it like a normal traffic stop. 01:28:32.279 --> 01:28:36.899 What the fuck? And being so nice to him too. 01:28:37.079 --> 01:28:41.640 You weren't doing this right? You weren't on 01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:46.899 your phone right? This is just so casual. Vince 01:28:46.899 --> 01:28:50.159 McMahon, big fan. I know you... What the fuck? 01:28:50.739 --> 01:28:55.159 This is such a casual fucking act. And what about 01:28:55.159 --> 01:28:57.939 the other guy? Like the cop went, is there another 01:28:57.939 --> 01:29:01.520 cop? Excuse me. Excuse me. I know you're probably 01:29:01.520 --> 01:29:03.899 injured. Big McMahon's up there. I'm going to 01:29:03.899 --> 01:29:07.560 check on him. What the fuck is going on? Where 01:29:07.560 --> 01:29:10.539 is, where did this occur? What the fuck is this 01:29:10.539 --> 01:29:16.020 cop? Um, I'm, I'm assuming, uh, and, uh, where's 01:29:16.020 --> 01:29:19.520 the home base for WWE? I can't remember. I want 01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:23.020 to say Pennsylvania, but. I might be. I can't 01:29:23.020 --> 01:29:30.859 remember. It's probably around there. That's 01:29:30.859 --> 01:29:37.600 a nice Bentley, too. It'd be fucked up. Well, 01:29:42.579 --> 01:29:50.050 you're not driving this car at all anymore. Well, 01:29:50.090 --> 01:29:51.569 that's the first and last time you're driving 01:29:51.569 --> 01:29:54.930 that fucking car, bud. I haven't driven this 01:29:54.930 --> 01:29:58.289 car in a while. You're not going to drive it 01:29:58.289 --> 01:30:17.670 ever again. License! Thank you. Credit card one, 01:30:17.869 --> 01:30:21.170 credit card two, credit card three. Another cop 01:30:21.170 --> 01:30:28.189 here to get Vince McMahon's autograph. You just 01:30:28.189 --> 01:30:31.109 parked in the fucking middle of the road. Thank 01:30:31.109 --> 01:30:35.949 you. Hey. Mr. McMahon, how you doing? Hi. I'm 01:30:35.949 --> 01:30:38.989 the investigating trooper, okay? So, how you 01:30:38.989 --> 01:30:42.949 doing? I know who you are. Um, so, you said that 01:30:42.949 --> 01:30:45.579 I got gratitude. so trooper robbins that was 01:30:45.579 --> 01:30:48.479 following in the in the uh unmarked vehicle said 01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:51.039 you're doing over 100 miles an hour all right 01:30:51.039 --> 01:30:55.779 before you struck the vehicle so he's not in 01:30:55.779 --> 01:30:59.239 a cop car right now who's car is he in i don't 01:30:59.239 --> 01:31:03.460 know that's not a squad car that's just a car 01:31:03.460 --> 01:31:09.000 a car that showed up who the Did you also see 01:31:09.000 --> 01:31:10.720 his face when he said you were doing over 100? 01:31:10.939 --> 01:31:13.600 That smug face. He's like, you bet you're right. 01:31:13.640 --> 01:31:22.439 You're fucking right I was. Look at that fucking 01:31:22.439 --> 01:31:27.100 smile, little shit. Of course you were. I could 01:31:27.100 --> 01:31:30.260 have sworn I was doing 120, but okay. I thought 01:31:30.260 --> 01:31:35.739 that gauge wasn't reading properly. Alright, 01:31:35.819 --> 01:31:42.359 before you struck the vehicle. So... Hold on, 01:31:42.420 --> 01:31:43.600 Linda's calling me about this whole shit. I was 01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:46.720 gonna say, did he just tell the cop to hold on? 01:31:46.939 --> 01:31:56.659 And the cop said okay? Bro struck a vehicle at 01:31:56.659 --> 01:32:02.989 120 miles an hour and just told the cop. To hold 01:32:02.989 --> 01:32:12.010 on and the cops said okay? What the fuck? Hold 01:32:12.010 --> 01:32:13.989 on, my wife's seeing if I'm dead or not to get 01:32:13.989 --> 01:32:18.029 my inheritance. Hold on. What are we talking 01:32:18.029 --> 01:32:26.689 about? All right, so I'm going to be issuing 01:32:26.689 --> 01:32:29.390 you a misdemeanor summons for reckless driving, 01:32:29.569 --> 01:32:33.380 okay? So... They'll never see the day in court. 01:32:38.079 --> 01:32:47.060 Levi. Levi, come back. Levi, come back. What 01:32:47.060 --> 01:32:54.000 the fuck do you mean a Mr. Meaner summons? What 01:32:54.000 --> 01:33:03.989 the fuck do you mean a Mr. Meaner summons? 120 01:33:03.989 --> 01:33:11.250 miles an hour. What the fuck do you mean a misdemeanor? 01:33:11.590 --> 01:33:16.050 Yeah, I guess the speed limit there. And thanks 01:33:16.050 --> 01:33:18.890 to your mom, Connecticut, I guess the speed limit 01:33:18.890 --> 01:33:29.920 in Connecticut, 90. i collided with a vehicle 01:33:29.920 --> 01:33:33.520 i collided with a vehicle at fucking five miles 01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:36.399 an hour last december and i had to go to court 01:33:36.399 --> 01:33:38.979 three fucking times just to get the charges dropped 01:33:38.979 --> 01:33:45.699 and this motherfucker gotta miss the meter what 01:33:45.699 --> 01:33:49.359 are we talking about levi didn't leave the building 01:33:49.359 --> 01:33:52.640 he did his voice is about to leave the building 01:33:52.640 --> 01:33:57.680 too what do you mean It'll take me about 10 minutes 01:33:57.680 --> 01:34:00.739 to write it up. I'll give you a court date probably 01:34:00.739 --> 01:34:04.220 within three weeks or a month. Do you reside 01:34:04.220 --> 01:34:11.220 in Connecticut? I'm not sure. There you go. It'll 01:34:11.220 --> 01:34:13.920 be the court right here. I'll give you the... 01:34:13.920 --> 01:34:32.410 That was it. How does that make you feel? So, 01:34:32.410 --> 01:34:35.649 Battleground Pro Wrestling has a show on the 01:34:35.649 --> 01:34:39.970 28th. What are you doing in there, Lee? You're 01:34:39.970 --> 01:34:44.829 just not as good as Vince McMahon. He's getting 01:34:44.829 --> 01:34:53.970 Mr. Meters. You could go to jail. Oh, my God. 01:34:55.819 --> 01:35:02.399 Can't wait to clip this episode. Wow. Okay. February 01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:05.479 28th, Battleground Pro Wrestling, of course, 01:35:05.479 --> 01:35:08.100 returns to the Greeley Recreational Center for 01:35:08.100 --> 01:35:12.840 their yearly Battleground Blitz. The Blitz is, 01:35:12.880 --> 01:35:15.720 of course, the main event. A 10 -man over -the 01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:21.600 -top rope rumble with a new... competitor i forgot 01:35:21.600 --> 01:35:23.779 the word with a new competitor entering every 01:35:23.779 --> 01:35:27.619 minute to a minute and a half nobody can be eliminated 01:35:27.619 --> 01:35:30.640 over that top rope until all 10 men are inside 01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:34.460 the ring this is of course a rumble style match 01:35:34.460 --> 01:35:37.920 and it is for a shot at the battleground pro 01:35:37.920 --> 01:35:40.819 wrestling heavyweight title currently held by 01:35:40.819 --> 01:35:44.939 anthony rivera in May at our battleground pro 01:35:44.939 --> 01:35:48.939 wrestling presents mayhem show. So February 28th, 01:35:48.939 --> 01:35:51.100 Greeley, Colorado battleground pro wrestling 01:35:51.100 --> 01:35:53.560 is returning to our home base at the Greeley 01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:56.619 rec center. Of course you can catch us live on 01:35:56.619 --> 01:35:59.920 Roku TV. If you have a Roku TV, you can catch 01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:02.720 us live on the military broadcast radio where 01:36:02.720 --> 01:36:04.399 you can hear our commentary and see all of the 01:36:04.399 --> 01:36:07.960 matches with our lovely commentary crew, as well 01:36:07.960 --> 01:36:11.439 as backstage segments and all that sort of junkety 01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:14.899 crap. You can, of course, make sure that you 01:36:14.899 --> 01:36:18.359 are following Battleground Pro Wrestling on Facebook 01:36:18.359 --> 01:36:21.899 and Instagram, as well as TikTok and YouTube. 01:36:22.140 --> 01:36:25.199 More shows and matches and shit like that will 01:36:25.199 --> 01:36:28.020 be coming to the YouTube channel very soon. But 01:36:28.020 --> 01:36:31.960 the tag competitors for the Blitz have already 01:36:31.960 --> 01:36:36.579 been announced. We have Michael Avalon, Levi 01:36:36.579 --> 01:36:41.729 Spade, of course, yours truly. Two Dame James, 01:36:42.270 --> 01:36:47.069 Logan Chase, Freckie Gonzalez, Major Glory, Silencio, 01:36:47.390 --> 01:36:51.069 and a couple other names. I keep choking on my 01:36:51.069 --> 01:36:53.289 own congestion. I apologize. And a couple other 01:36:53.289 --> 01:36:55.050 names. Of course, you can check out Battleground 01:36:55.050 --> 01:36:57.949 Pro Wrestling, like I said, on Facebook to catch 01:36:57.949 --> 01:37:01.829 all of the Blitz competitors that are entering. 01:37:01.989 --> 01:37:04.890 Most of them have already had words to say, including 01:37:04.890 --> 01:37:08.279 yours truly, my... video was posted today. It 01:37:08.279 --> 01:37:09.800 is up on Battleground Pro Wrestling, and I am 01:37:09.800 --> 01:37:12.039 sure that you can find it on the Purse Sessions 01:37:12.039 --> 01:37:14.279 Facebook as well, because he always shares it. 01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:17.399 And of course, as you just saw, Nikki Hyde will 01:37:17.399 --> 01:37:21.619 be defending his Livewire title against Kota 01:37:21.619 --> 01:37:26.500 Alexander, who did put Ray Switek through a table 01:37:26.500 --> 01:37:32.920 last month to earn this title opportunity. Izzy 01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:38.430 James will be taking on Somebody, I cannot remember 01:37:38.430 --> 01:37:42.130 homeboy's name. I apologize. I think it's, yeah, 01:37:42.189 --> 01:37:44.890 Manny Lemons against Izzy James, which will be 01:37:44.890 --> 01:37:47.310 a hell of a match. Izzy James, of course, an 01:37:47.310 --> 01:37:50.609 NWA staple. He will also be having a seminar 01:37:50.609 --> 01:37:54.430 if you are in the Colorado area. Come to Battleground 01:37:54.430 --> 01:37:58.149 Pro Wrestling and learn from Izzy James. Cryptic. 01:37:58.670 --> 01:38:01.569 The current number one contender for that heavyweight 01:38:01.569 --> 01:38:04.630 title is taking on Jack Moody, recovering off 01:38:04.630 --> 01:38:08.710 of a loss last month. Cryptic being handed his 01:38:08.710 --> 01:38:11.810 first loss in quite a while last month, so we'll 01:38:11.810 --> 01:38:15.510 see how Cryptic rebounds coming into the Blitz. 01:38:16.630 --> 01:38:21.470 Team Reckless, which is one of our returning... 01:38:21.949 --> 01:38:25.470 Tag teams, they put on a hell of a show at the 01:38:25.470 --> 01:38:28.409 last Battleground show. I cannot remember the 01:38:28.409 --> 01:38:30.430 name of it. I apologize. But they will be taking 01:38:30.430 --> 01:38:33.729 on Damage Inc., the team of Dean Mercer, who 01:38:33.729 --> 01:38:39.069 is Ray Switek's bodyguard, and Zeke, who is kind 01:38:39.069 --> 01:38:41.510 of, this is kind of a showcase match. Dean Mercer 01:38:41.510 --> 01:38:43.890 seems to think that Zeke has what it takes to 01:38:43.890 --> 01:38:47.390 be a part of Damage Inc., so we'll see if they 01:38:47.390 --> 01:38:51.369 can stack up against Team Reckless. On February 01:38:51.369 --> 01:38:54.489 28th. Of course presented by Spear Firm. There's 01:38:54.489 --> 01:38:56.970 the seminar. And then of course like I said. 01:38:57.010 --> 01:38:59.050 You of course have the 10 man blitz. Plus a couple 01:38:59.050 --> 01:39:00.850 other matches. That I'm sure haven't been announced 01:39:00.850 --> 01:39:04.890 yet. But I ain't spoiling shit. And I also ain't 01:39:04.890 --> 01:39:07.409 spoiling. Maybe I know where I'm at. Maybe I 01:39:07.409 --> 01:39:11.250 don't know where I'm at. But y 'all know that 01:39:11.250 --> 01:39:14.090 I will be there. And y 'all know that in the 01:39:14.090 --> 01:39:21.500 end. Only one man. Brings the dawn. We'll watch 01:39:21.500 --> 01:39:27.140 the promo here. Every night tells the same story. 01:39:28.260 --> 01:39:33.539 That it never ends. On February 28th, ten men 01:39:33.539 --> 01:39:38.899 step into that ring. Ten versions of the darkness. 01:39:39.279 --> 01:39:41.600 Ten different - Look at you and your fucking 01:39:41.600 --> 01:39:45.439 nice fucking background, you piece of shit. Look 01:39:45.439 --> 01:39:50.020 at those mountains. You just did this so you 01:39:50.020 --> 01:39:51.859 can pose in front of those mountains. I know 01:39:51.859 --> 01:39:55.659 that. Nope, I did this so it was a clear sky 01:39:55.659 --> 01:39:59.140 with the sun in the background, actually. Reasons. 01:40:00.579 --> 01:40:07.520 Fear. Judgment. Malice. Pride. It doesn't end. 01:40:11.659 --> 01:40:15.819 I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting the censor, please. 01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:24.039 I'm sorry, that got me. I don't know why, but 01:40:24.039 --> 01:40:26.680 that's just... I just thought that was fucking 01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:29.960 funny. I don't know why that was... What the 01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:32.720 fuck? You said something bad, and they censored 01:40:32.720 --> 01:40:40.479 it. Reasons. Fear. Judgment. Malice. Pride. F*** 01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:47.270 doesn't end. F***. What the fuck? Because somebody 01:40:47.270 --> 01:40:49.850 gets lucky. What'd you say that they had a censor? 01:40:50.369 --> 01:41:01.270 I swear I said a rumble doesn't end. A **** ends 01:41:01.270 --> 01:41:05.750 when the last man refuses to fade. I respect 01:41:05.750 --> 01:41:09.590 every single person entering. Maybe because you 01:41:09.590 --> 01:41:14.699 said rumble? Maybe. That ring. Some of them helped 01:41:14.699 --> 01:41:18.100 build this place. Others are still trying to 01:41:18.100 --> 01:41:22.180 find their way. Why didn't he tell you to edit 01:41:22.180 --> 01:41:26.920 that? I don't know. Respect doesn't stop the 01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:33.000 dawn. So when the bodies start flying, the chaos 01:41:33.000 --> 01:41:36.979 will be weeded out and all that will be left 01:41:36.979 --> 01:41:44.659 is clarity. The dawn does not shove it does not 01:41:44.659 --> 01:41:53.420 rush the dawn always comes february 28th the 01:41:53.420 --> 01:42:00.319 night ends ten men enter the dark but only one 01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:14.930 brings the dawn and i i decided that Why? That's 01:42:14.930 --> 01:42:20.069 100 % what it was. I said Rumble. Maybe because 01:42:20.069 --> 01:42:24.029 it's a Blitz, not a Rumble? Yeah, maybe because 01:42:24.029 --> 01:42:26.189 that's so funny because I did not re -watch it 01:42:26.189 --> 01:42:28.670 before I shared it. I did not realize until literally 01:42:28.670 --> 01:42:36.289 just then that that got censored. That's so weird. 01:42:36.510 --> 01:42:40.770 Now you know. Yeah, but that's really weird though 01:42:40.770 --> 01:42:43.899 because I just was talking with Bossman literally 01:42:43.899 --> 01:42:47.479 on Tuesday and we were talking about my promo 01:42:47.479 --> 01:42:49.880 and he didn't even mention the fact that it had 01:42:49.880 --> 01:42:53.300 gotten edited because I said Rumble. It must 01:42:53.300 --> 01:42:58.180 be. Yeah, I guess because it's a Blitz and you 01:42:58.180 --> 01:43:01.600 were avoiding the word Rumble. That was never 01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:05.500 passed on to me, so I apologize. Way to fuck 01:43:05.500 --> 01:43:07.119 it up, Levi. You're going to have to go back 01:43:07.119 --> 01:43:09.739 and edit a censor bar every time I said the word 01:43:09.739 --> 01:43:13.619 Rumble when I was talking about Blitz. Kat, you 01:43:13.619 --> 01:43:15.579 can't let this go live unless you add a censor 01:43:15.579 --> 01:43:18.220 every time I'm talking about it. Oh, shit. Oh, 01:43:18.460 --> 01:43:25.960 fuck. Oh, fuck. That's a lot of editing. I should 01:43:25.960 --> 01:43:27.680 just do it just to be funny. Just go through 01:43:27.680 --> 01:43:31.439 the whole thing. Dude, that's so weird. I'm going 01:43:31.439 --> 01:43:34.119 to have to ask her about that on Saturday and 01:43:34.119 --> 01:43:37.119 see if that's why. Because that's 100 % the word 01:43:37.119 --> 01:43:41.119 I used. I said a rumble doesn't end. I said a 01:43:41.119 --> 01:43:44.600 rumble doesn't end when there's one man left. 01:43:44.800 --> 01:43:49.180 Or a rumble doesn't end when one gets eliminated. 01:43:49.420 --> 01:43:51.899 A rumble only ends when there's one man left 01:43:51.899 --> 01:43:53.500 standing in the dawn or something like that. 01:43:55.779 --> 01:43:58.140 That's so fucking weird that that got censored. 01:43:58.760 --> 01:44:00.939 Okay. Well, that's good to know. But anyway, 01:44:01.199 --> 01:44:06.369 Battleground Pro Wrestling. February 28th, Greeley, 01:44:06.449 --> 01:44:08.550 Colorado, Greeley Recreational Center. Catch 01:44:08.550 --> 01:44:10.210 us on the Military Broadcast Channel on Roku 01:44:10.210 --> 01:44:14.250 TV. Of course, as y 'all saw, I will be in the 01:44:14.250 --> 01:44:17.189 Blitz in the main event. Maybe I know what number 01:44:17.189 --> 01:44:19.310 I'm at. Maybe I don't know what number I'm at. 01:44:19.409 --> 01:44:23.470 But I promise that in the end, no matter what 01:44:23.470 --> 01:44:30.600 happens, one man brings the dawn. And not a rumble. 01:44:31.560 --> 01:44:43.560 Oh, shit. So, yeah, that's the show. I got nothing 01:44:43.560 --> 01:44:46.619 else. So I'm going to call it here then. Do your 01:44:46.619 --> 01:44:51.779 plugs. I don't feel like it. All right. You can 01:44:51.779 --> 01:44:58.020 follow us at every audio platform. Every social 01:44:58.020 --> 01:45:01.420 platform. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe 01:45:01.420 --> 01:45:05.359 on the YouTube. Follow us on Rumble. No, don't 01:45:05.359 --> 01:45:12.439 say that! Five stars. Five stars. Our audio. 01:45:12.760 --> 01:45:16.760 If you want some merch, brainbustertease .com 01:45:16.760 --> 01:45:20.520 slash Purr Sessions Wrestling Podcast. Get yourself 01:45:20.520 --> 01:45:23.300 some Purr Sessions merch. And you can find me 01:45:23.300 --> 01:45:28.800 at Big Cat Tyler Adams. on TikTok and Twitter 01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:36.579 as well as Tyler Adams on Facebook and I fucked 01:45:36.579 --> 01:45:38.720 that up. Facebook and Twitter and then it's Instagram 01:45:38.720 --> 01:45:43.220 and TikTok of Big Cat Tyler Adams. Tyler Adams 01:45:43.220 --> 01:45:48.340 on Twitter, Facebook, Big Cat Tyler Adams, Instagram. 01:45:48.439 --> 01:45:52.600 Are you sure? And TikTok. Yep. I have no matches, 01:45:52.640 --> 01:45:53.979 apparently. Apparently, there was supposed to 01:45:53.979 --> 01:45:56.520 be something going on in March, but that might 01:45:56.520 --> 01:45:58.739 not be happening anymore. Come to find out. Oh, 01:45:59.079 --> 01:46:01.380 that's fun. You can find me on all platforms 01:46:01.380 --> 01:46:04.800 at LeviSpade1. Instagram, you can find me at 01:46:04.800 --> 01:46:06.840 LeviSpade on YouTube. Find me at twitch .tv slash 01:46:06.840 --> 01:46:09.340 TearsGaming. T -Y -R -S -G -A -M -M -I -N -G. 01:46:09.460 --> 01:46:12.899 I play video games sometimes. Find me on TikTok 01:46:12.899 --> 01:46:17.680 at TearsRealm. R -E -A -L -M. You can also find 01:46:17.680 --> 01:46:20.350 my TikTok. You can find my Levi Spade TikTok. 01:46:20.529 --> 01:46:22.170 I want to start doing clips and shit on there, 01:46:22.270 --> 01:46:27.149 but TikTok is fucking stupid. And I actively 01:46:27.149 --> 01:46:29.510 can't get into my Levi Spade account. So I might 01:46:29.510 --> 01:46:34.310 actually have to make a new account and literally 01:46:34.310 --> 01:46:36.750 not be able to name it Levi Spade because my 01:46:36.750 --> 01:46:39.210 old account is named Levi Spade. So I'm trying 01:46:39.210 --> 01:46:40.649 to fight with TikTok at the moment because I 01:46:40.649 --> 01:46:42.369 do want to start using that more for wrestling 01:46:42.369 --> 01:46:45.329 stuff. But I always plug Tears Realm because 01:46:45.329 --> 01:46:47.529 I do go live during my matches for those that 01:46:47.529 --> 01:46:52.140 don't. have roku tv uh if you check out saturday 01:46:52.140 --> 01:46:56.220 february 28th the main event normally i make 01:46:56.220 --> 01:47:00.060 posts about it um normally i'll do like a tiktok 01:47:00.060 --> 01:47:03.000 story site sort of thing but i do normally go 01:47:03.000 --> 01:47:05.100 live for my matches if you don't have roku but 01:47:05.100 --> 01:47:06.699 you do want to catch battleground pro wrestling 01:47:06.699 --> 01:47:11.380 you can um watch at least my match live on my 01:47:11.380 --> 01:47:16.210 tiktok page uh so friday Saturday, February 28th, 01:47:16.210 --> 01:47:18.069 Greeley, Colorado, Greeley Recreational Center, 01:47:18.189 --> 01:47:20.510 Battleground Pro Wrestling presents The Blitz. 01:47:21.810 --> 01:47:25.329 We will see how the night ends. I will be back 01:47:25.329 --> 01:47:29.510 on the purse sessions next Friday where you guys 01:47:29.510 --> 01:47:32.609 are. Actually, next Friday, you guys won't know 01:47:32.609 --> 01:47:34.329 what happened because there's still Friday to 01:47:34.329 --> 01:47:37.810 go before The Blitz. So I'll be back next Friday, 01:47:37.869 --> 01:47:42.180 but I'll also be back in two weeks. for you guys 01:47:42.180 --> 01:47:44.420 to find out what happened at the Blitz. We'll 01:47:44.420 --> 01:47:49.779 cover the show. And hopefully catch me more on 01:47:49.779 --> 01:47:51.960 Per Sessions. I'm going to start trying to show 01:47:51.960 --> 01:47:53.880 up more. Hopefully I'll have a new job soon, 01:47:54.079 --> 01:47:56.819 which will make it a lot easier for me to start 01:47:56.819 --> 01:48:00.260 showing up on the podcast again. Or a lot harder. 01:48:00.819 --> 01:48:05.800 Or a lot harder. Could be one of the two. But 01:48:05.800 --> 01:48:13.539 as always, I'm here. Thank you guys so much for 01:48:13.539 --> 01:48:15.800 watching. Like I said, like, comment, subscribe 01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:21.039 to the channel. Follow on Rumble. Rumble, Rumble, 01:48:21.039 --> 01:48:22.739 Rumble, Rumble, Rumble, Rumble. Leave the swears 01:48:22.739 --> 01:48:27.300 in, but censor the Rumble. Fuck Rumble, fuck 01:48:27.300 --> 01:48:29.119 Rumble, fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble, 01:48:29.180 --> 01:48:31.060 fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble. I'm just going to make 01:48:31.060 --> 01:48:35.800 it fucking impossible. Join the Discord. Discord 01:48:35.800 --> 01:48:41.119 link is in the description. Subscription? Make 01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:42.920 sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel. Yeah, 01:48:43.020 --> 01:48:44.939 subscribe to the YouTube channel. It's in the 01:48:44.939 --> 01:48:47.020 description. You can find out when we're live 01:48:47.020 --> 01:48:49.359 on Twitch. I do go live from time to time as 01:48:49.359 --> 01:48:51.800 well on The Perfect Player. And we're supposed 01:48:51.800 --> 01:48:54.039 to be doing some gaming soon. But you will see 01:48:54.039 --> 01:48:57.840 a notification when Levi goes live. So you can 01:48:57.840 --> 01:49:02.600 always jump in and watch his lives. Other than 01:49:02.600 --> 01:49:05.149 that... We'll catch you guys next week. I don't 01:49:05.149 --> 01:49:06.829 know what you're waiting on me for. I'm not waiting 01:49:06.829 --> 01:49:10.750 for shit. Enjoy this new outro that I did for 01:49:10.750 --> 01:49:14.989 you. Good! It's about fucking time! Fucker. Enjoy 01:49:14.989 --> 01:49:15.270 it.