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And of course, I'm here with Levi Spade, the
Don Bringer. Why do you struggle with every...
Because I can't read. Because I can't see shit
because it's blurry. I should put on my glasses.
The problem is the monitor is still too far away.
I'm still squinting. Fix the damn setup. I have
to be this close. Hey, guys. How's it going?
Anyways, I'm here with Levi Spade. I guess JP
is just out every Friday. I text him and it's
like no response. I think he gets home and he
just crashes on his couch or whatever. I don't
know what Nix is doing. Nix is out somewhere
drinking. That makes him sound really bad. Oh,
shit. How are you doing? I'm great. I was on
the radio earlier today. Speaking of fix your
setup, this is what I did today because I felt
better today than I have the past couple days.
I've completely reset my setup. No longer is
my 3D printer taking up all this fucking space.
I now actually have a display space for all of
my shit. Yeah, look, I got my Kamen Rider stuff.
I got Lost in the Darkness of this shitty fucking
webcam. Those three things over there are books.
I got The Art of War. I love it. I got HP Lovecraft,
and I got the Grimm's Furry Tail. I got my Infinity
Gauntlet, my VR. That's a brand -new VR headset
stand that I just bought, so I can actually display
my VR now. My double lightsabers. I love how
you were bragging about how great this webcam
was. Dude, it's 4K. I had to upgrade my damn
webcam. I was sick of the 180p, but this fucking
thing and StreamYard do not mix. And I can't
get the autofocus to stop. There's no settings
menu for this fucking thing. I only paid $40
at Walmart for it. This fucking thing sucks.
Oh, shit. I look like a fucking ghoul. I'm so
white. I'm not this white. I'm white, but I'm
not this white. My $60 1080p camera. i would
shine your 4k you look like you're calling in
from a smoke -filled room your house is on fire
shut up oh yeah that's probably true uh at least
you can tell what's in my background except for
over there yeah the the darkness we don't talk
about the dark corner even though my ring light
is shining directly on that It's like Lion King
and Simba. What is that area, Dad? We don't talk
about that area. You never go there. Oh, shit.
Were you on to talk about your last Battleground
appearance? I can't remember. The last one I
was on was the one with Amber. Because... Amber
was on, and then that following week, me and
my girl went on vacation to celebrate our anniversary,
as well as the anniversary of me moving to Colorado.
We went to Disney, and then last week... California,
right? Yeah. How bad does it smell in California?
Well, not that bad. Well, I was surprised. It's
definitely not clean air, but I also live and
drive through Denver a whole lot, so... Smog
and shit has never bothered me in that grand
scheme. How many homeless fights did you see?
None, actually. It was actually pretty... We
went down to Venice Beach and shit. The whole
LA experience, especially my buddy who's been
out to LA before, that whole experience that
he was talking about, I didn't see any of that.
We drove down to Venice Beach. That was cool.
There was no... shootings or homeless guys shitting
in the street. You didn't go to the fun part,
son. I guess not. There's a certain tour area
that if you fall the tour area, you'll miss all
that shit. I think that's part of the Disney
side of it. That way you don't see people literally
shitting in the middle of the street. We saw
the Hollywood sign. I got to see the Hollywood
sign. That was cool. That's dope. Any celebrities
you noticed? No, not really. I've seen some videos
of people just walking down the street and just
saying hi to people and all of a sudden Adam
Sandler just comes out of nowhere. It's like,
what the fuck? I mean, I guess if you count,
I saw Mickey Mouse. Yeah, that's right. Have
you ever been to the Florida Disneyland? No,
this was my first trip. It's a Disney period.
I was going to ask what the difference is if
you've ever been to Florida. It's Disneyland
and Disney World, right? Did you make your own
lightsaber? No. You think I have money for that?
I didn't either. I did. I scoff at you. I'm not
a big fan of Disney, but my wife loves it. I
grew up in a Disney household and my wife is
very Disney. That was what she wanted to do to
celebrate our anniversary. That's what we did.
It was fun. She goes to Disney at least once
every couple years. She's from California. It's
something that she's done before. She was like,
you have to do it. I was like, okay, let's do
it. That's dope. She's like, we're going to Disney.
I don't want to. She goes, you can build your
own lightsaber. I'm like, okay, let's go. Galaxy's
Edge was definitely my favorite. part of it.
We found a really dope -ass place to eat, which
was Star Wars themed. It was cantina themed,
which was really fucking cool. That is dope.
Shit, I should have told you. There's a secret
lightsaber place you can do it. I built the expensive
one. I got the lightsaber and all the crystals
that cost me almost $400. Fucking ridiculously
expensive. If you can't do that, They have the
toy ones that you can build. Same thing. Yeah.
It's like 40 bucks. Yeah. I saw those. We thought
about, we thought about it because for like $60,
you could do like all of the event shit or you
could do like a double bladed saber. So we thought
about it, but we also flew without a check bag.
So we were trying to figure out how the hell
we managed to get that home. Yeah. That's hard.
The, when we go to Florida, there's always one
person driving. we just go here's all our shit
yeah when we get home no it's cool and we thought
yeah we thought about doing it because we were
like oh we get it we do a double bladed so like
i could have one side for as a color and she
could do hers as the color and but it's just
yeah it's just trying to fly home with it yeah
yeah and you like baggage i can't imagine now
but before it's like ridiculously expensive it's
like that's why we like made sure One person
was driving down. He was like, here's all this
shit. Have fun. We'll see when you get there.
They usually fly. They drive a couple days before
we even fly. Last time, oh my god, I'm so glad
this worked out. There was a massive snowstorm
in Maine when we were about to fly out. We flew
it the day before. Before this massive snowstorm.
We managed to land. However, my wife's family,
the ones that were flying as well that weren't
driving down. They flew, and then I think they
hit, I can't remember what state they hit, and
they landed, and they said there's no, the storm's
too bad, we're not leaving. So they spent like
$1 ,500 in plane tickets that were canceled,
and then they had to figure out how to fucking
get home. So I think they managed to fly, managed
to get to a state that was closer, flew closer.
And then they had to take a rental and drive
the rest of the way to Maine. Yeah. They spent
like another three or four grand just fucking
just trying to get home. Yeah. But that's cool
that you did all that shit. Yeah. That's one
of the states my wife wants to go to California.
I can care less. Honestly, I'm like, yeah, she's
from California and wanted to do Disney because
like I said, I had never done Disney, but she
really wanted to like. take me to where she's
from which is the high desert that's pretty we
didn't end up getting to do so the next time
we go out there we're gonna figure out um we're
gonna figure out like a better setup so we can
actually go out to like the high desert and see
like the joshua tweet that joshua joshua trees
and shit like that so she can show me where she's
from that's dope that's dope that's pretty cool
i have a buddy uh my buddy uh scott he uh he's
girl is originally from hong kong and that's
why one of their uh vacations they did. They
flew to Hong Kong and she basically showed him
around her area where she grew up and shit like
that. He said it was pretty dope. Especially
going to a different country and shit like that.
He does that a lot with his job though. He works
in tech. He's done Germany, China, all that shit.
You good? I had Cajun fries. That's what I was
eating. It just blew my nose. And it feels like
I have Cajun seasoning up my nose now. Oh! What
the fuck? Oh, sorry, podcast. Wow. Clean your
sinuses right there. Whoa. Oh, shit. The one
place I want to... I know this is a wrestling
podcast. We're going on other shit, but the one
place I'd love to go, though, is Japan. I'd love
to do one of the Pokemon events that they host
in Japan every... I think it's like every five
years. I had a buddy who was stationed in Oki
for four years. So we got to live in Japan for
four years. That's dope. I've always wanted to
go. I've always wanted to go sightseeing and
shit like that. There's a bunch of stuff like
that on my list. I mean, very obviously Ireland
is, of course, on my list. I want to go to Ireland
for like a week. and do like ireland for two
days and then fly to london and do because i'm
a huge i'm a huge ripperologist i love like i'm
a huge jack the ripper i've studied jack the
ripper like i know everything there is to know
about jack you and samuel matthews get into that
a lot yeah so um i want to do like ireland for
two days and then fly over to london and stay
in london for like a day to a day and a half
and do like the white chapel tour and see like
the jack the national jack the ripper museum
and shit like that uh and then fly back to ireland
for the last few days and then fly home sort
of shit but that'd be dope that that is on my
list of stuff to do probably once our house is
empty and we're not having to pay for kids and
school and everything else Exactly, I hear you
there. This is basically the same boat I'm in.
It's like, yeah, I want to do all this fun shit.
Not going to happen for a long time. I do always,
I can always say that I do, I have touched a
piece of iron. Oh, there you go. Would you shank
somebody for that? No, so back in 7th grade when
I met one of my best friends who I actually had
a falling out with in 10th grade. And then we
like reconnected after we graduated. Oh, so you
stole his shit. That's what it is. No, no, no,
no, no. We like reconnected after we graduated
and became friends again, which is great because
I love him to death. But it was like the summer
of 7th and 8th grade, him and his family went
to Ireland and I gave him shit for not taking
me. But he surprised me. and chipped this off
of one of the huge mountains that you see in
Ireland. And he actually chipped this off and
flew back with it and gave it to me the beginning
of eighth grade. And I've held onto it. It's
one of the very few things that is that old that
I still hold and still have it. And it sits up
here on my display shelf. It is my piece of Ireland
that I always have. It's like a cursed object
or something like that. Dude. I don't know how,
because I have moved. Hell, I moved 12 states
away. I moved to Colorado. But I've moved, I
mean, five different times when I was living
with my mom. Like, my stuff's been shifted around
so much. But it's one of the very few things
that somehow I managed to keep all this time.
It's kind of funny how that shit works. I got
some shit like that, too. It's like, how the
fuck do I still have this? Oh, shit. Getting
into wrestling now. We got Limitless. We got
to talk to way more. I was going to say, usually
it's Nix and I. He brings up something about
Aquaman and gets into that. We got Limitless
Wrestling coming up tomorrow. Oh, boy. It's going
to be one of the... Pretty big event. Oh, is
it this tomorrow? I'm pretty sure it's tomorrow.
It's 22nd, I think. 21st, I mean. Yeah, 21st.
Hey, ironically, this filter effect actually
kind of works. So their big event, as everybody
knows from the Rumble, Gabby Forza is the Rumble
winner and is taking on the Dijak. Shit, I can't
talk. For the Limitless Championship, Dijak won.
The title against Desmond Cole, sadly, at the
Rumble. One of the only changes at the Rumble.
Both the WWE ID and AEW championship was defended
and retained. Which is kind of cool that, again,
MJF is going out and defending the AEW championship
on the indies again. Did you see this against...
Yeah, Zilla. There we go. Thank you. Zilla Fatu.
One of the Fatus. I knew it was. Yeah, so he's
facing Zilla Fatu on the Indies for the AEW Championship.
I don't know what promotion it is. I can't remember.
Motherfucker, I was just looking at it. House
of Glory. AEW Championship. Oh, it's at House
of Glory. So yeah, that's pretty dope that he's
facing Zilla at that. Especially since that whole
drama came out with Zilla and GCW. Because they
had a falling out a while ago. Yeah. Something.
Yeah. A little bad press there for Zilla. But
anyways. Limitless. They got a huge card coming
up for tomorrow. We got Dijak versus Gabby Forza
for the Limitless Championship. Really hope Gabby
will win it. But this is... uh die jack's first
defense so i i don't see him losing it but then
again we saw um we saw bison defend it uh after
winning it the same night and lost it still the
worst thing i've ever done yeah Well, we all
knew he was going to Japan. We were like, wait,
what? Doesn't mean it wasn't the worst thing.
He's taking it to Japan. He's like, oh, okay.
I hate, hate, hate that I'm the one that had
to hand that fucking title to Speckman. Yeah.
Man, I almost forgot his name. All right, motherfuckers.
Somebody book me back home because I legit almost
forgot that dude's name. It has been far too
fucking long since I've graced the state of Maine.
Yeah, you do need to come up. We got Titus Alexander
versus Aon Rourke. That should be a dope match.
Jada Stone versus Dira. You got this. Michelle.
Don't look at me. Nyx is our name corrector.
Starstruck versus the main event. That's pretty
funny. That's going to be a good match. The main
event. Sam Holloway versus BK Westbrook. And
Leo Sparrow returns limitless after getting his
ass kicked by Hook. Dude, he's been doing a lot
of fucking cool shit. Hey, I have him under my
belt. I have him under my belt. I can say it.
There's footage of it. I wrestled that motherfucker.
I'd love to lock up with him again. That is one
of my favorite matches, but I wrestled that motherfucker.
I can say I wrestled that motherfucker. Yeah,
you and Jason Maverick both wrestled. Coming
out of Creator Pro, is that what it was? I think
so. The training promotion he was at? I think
he's a Creator Pro kid. I could be wrong, though.
He wrestled fucking MJF. No, he wrestled Hook.
No, he wrestled MJF at Creator Pro. Oh, he wrestled.
Okay, I thought you were talking about it. MJF
made his return because it was a huge anniversary
for Creator Pro, and he did the same thing that
happened with Hook. He called people out, and
MJF showed up. It's like, hey, motherfucker,
you want to go? I did see that. So we got some
words from Desmond Cole. Really, this is like
my fifth time trying to record this video. I'm
very aggravated. I'm very upset. I don't want
to get too much into it, but I am going to be
having to take time away from wrestling again.
I have some medical problems I have going on.
I really do have to go and get healthy. I'm just,
I'm angry. I'm very, very upset. And I know that
when this is all said and done, I will be back
and I will be better than ever. I love this.
I love everybody who's ever supported me on this
journey and who has been there. This isn't the
end of the road for me at all. I just got to
say goodbye for a little bit, and I'm very sorry
I've contacted all promoters, and they have handled
it with grace. But yeah, I am going to go get
healthy, and I'm going to conquer what I have
going on. I just ask you to all bear with me.
I love you all, and I will see you down the road.
You know, that's... I mean, all best wishes to
Desmond. I understand the anger and the hate,
but best wishes. Hopefully he does get healthy,
returns better than ever. Buffa is one of those
genuine article kind of guys. Great dude. Great
things in his future. Take the time. Get healthy.
Cat, put on a pair of pants. I do have a pair
of pants on. We saw your ass when you got up.
No, that's nothing new. Just full ass cheek on
the podcast. I don't know how. Did y 'all see
his hand? How he adjusted his pants? I didn't
adjust my pants. Just full ass cheek on the podcast,
bro. YouTube hasn't banned us, so it must be
okay. You probably just saw my hand and just
thought it was my asshole. Sure. I agree with
that. There's always a time to step away. Sometimes
it happens to everybody. It's best to get out
there and be healthy and take a break from this.
We just had her on the podcast. She stepped away
and now she's come back better than ever and
is going to take the wrestling in general by
storm again. Sometimes breaking and coming back
is better than just fighting through it and not
giving yourself the time. Right. That broke my
ankle four years ago today and I'm still struggling
with it. No, it wasn't today. It was actually
a couple of days ago. It was 100 % your fault.
Cat broke my ankle and I'm still struggling with
it because I didn't take enough time to let it
heal properly. You got caught in my shirt. It
was your own fault. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You
want to say that again while I'm not talking?
You got caught in your shirt and it was your
own fault. Whose shirt? Whose shirt? You got
caught in my shirt. I got caught. I got caught
in who shirt because somebody has to wrestle.
Somebody wrestles with shirts that are too baggy.
I got caught. It was not even baggy. It wasn't
even baggy. Who shirt? See, I think I thought
you'd be more upset when I fucking whipped you
into that fucking post. Oh, no, no, no. Use the
word whipped when you threw me across the fucking
ring. You don't get to use the word whipped.
You didn't whip shit. You threw me across the
fucking ring. I fucking... I fucking did. I felt
so bad. And I broke my ankle two moves later.
You broke your own ankle by getting stuck on
my own shirt. Cat was out to fucking end my career
before he ever turned heel. I was his first victim,
but I'm the one that's overlooked. You know,
I love it that I have video footage that you
always fucking with me in class too. So, you
know, it's in the vlog, the big cat vlogs, fucking
every, every class he had, he asked like, Oh,
you got to do this better. So I'm going to make
sure I'm fucking, you know, man, I forget the
fact that you used to do big cat vlogs at training.
There's probably some, there's probably some
banging. banger old training footage of me that
i haven't even seen in a while oh yeah i haven't
i haven't done vlogs forever because i don't
i don't travel anymore so it's i stopped doing
it and i stopped going to class so i stopped
doing it yeah so but uh we got uh word for himself
um die jack and uh sydney baccabella talking
to gabby forza yeah what a combo by the way yeah
Just toss that out. What a fucking combo. Congratulations,
Gabby. Because now you have to wrestle a machine.
Dijak, the limitless wrestling champion. And
this isn't the Dijak that you think you know.
This is the machine. I'm so confident. I'm so
confident. This is Burt Kreischer. I'm going
to give you a night off. You know what? I'm so
thankful. for this championship, that I'm gifting
you a cruise in February. Royal Caribbean, all
expenses paid. Enjoy it, because I'm going to
take care of Gabby. I'm going to take care of
business. And when you get back, I'm still going
to be holding this gold, my friend. I know you
are. Oh, my. Thank you. I'm going on a cruise.
I'm going on a cruise. Gabby, you're going into
retirement because this die jack. Steinjack is
the champion. This one believes in himself. Welcome
to the machine. Man, I miss. I'm not even going
to lie. I miss hearing Sidney yell from up the
stairs when I'd be backstage getting ready for
a security spot or whatever have you. I miss.
Sometimes I really honestly and truly miss. hearing
Sidney screaming from the fucking locker room
at the A .M. Vet Center. Oh, shit. Just this
fucking promos and shit are funny, too. I haven't
been to a Limitless show in forever, so I haven't
seen them in forever. I miss Sidney. Sidney's
fucking funny. Shit. Bust your balls all the
time. Oh, shit. So, yeah, we got that. I was
kind of hoping he was going to say like the Jericho
cruise or something like that. Oh, shit. But
we got after Gabby Forther won her Rumble, won
the Rumble. She had some words to say about that.
Looking forward to the going after Dijak for
the Limitless Championship. is so much more than
your homie, than that gnome girl, than the world's
strongest gnome, and I've been saying that, I've
been proving it, and today, the biggest show
at Limitless Wrestling, I showed everybody that
I am the world's strongest gnome, I am the winner
of the Limitless Wrestling Ro - And that means
I'm just getting started! It's January 2026!
I am coming for it all! It's the Year of the
Gnome! And Die Jack, you big, big guy, I'm -
what you got! I was hoping she was going to call
him a bitch. I thought she was going to call
him a gnome. I really wanted her to go, Die,
Jack! You big, big, oversized gnome! I thought
she was going to say, You big, big, bitch! Big,
big, bitch! Who do you think is going to win
that fight? Oh, I hope Gabby fucking put Stajak
through the ring. So if Sydney isn't actually
there, maybe that might be a possibility. I hope
Gabby puts Stajak through the ring. Dude, that
would be... She's been working fucking her ass
off to get to this point, so I really hope she
gets it. It's cool that her husband's fucking
killing it in TNA right now. I think it was last
week they had a match. him and Eddie Edwards
and I can't remember who else would wrestled
Matt and Jeff Hardy and he pinned fucking Jeff
Hardy. I was like, holy shit. That's awesome.
I'm glad he can handle that shit. Like this guy,
the guys on top can handle that shit. That was
me. I'm like, I'm sorry, what I'm wrestling Matt
and Jeff Hardy tonight. And I'm going over. Okay.
We know that Ace is going to be there tomorrow
as well. It hasn't been announced who he's wrestling.
As well as Amber was saying that she would also
be there with a live mic. We'll see what she
says. For those who want to see it, get your
tickets now. Limitlesswrestling .com They have
their tickets. I believe it's the Armors show.
I think that's where they'll be at. I could be
wrong. Yep, Yarmouth. Is it Yarmouth? I thought
it was the... I think that's in March. Okay.
Where they're doing it in Portland. Yeah, I was
going to say, you knew exactly which one I was
talking about. Yeah, because that one has Cruel
on it and fucking a bunch of other big names
going to be there. Which I'm looking forward
to seeing that one. And yeah, if you can't watch
it, you can always, I believe they live stream
it on their YouTube. So you can watch it on YouTube.
Watch the show. I'll definitely be watching it.
I have no way to get there. I'm looking forward
to it. Looking forward to tomorrow. Limitless
has been putting out banger after banger lately.
I can't wait for this one. Especially coming
off from Lewiston. We'll see how big the show
is. They tend to sell out pretty quick. as well
as have a lot of people standing and watching
you know you always know how it is even just
trying to like watch the show when you're there
being obscurity uh there's nowhere to dude that's
dude i had the best seats in the house i don't
know what you're talking about because everybody
knew me the the fans knew me so i would be on
stage and then i would gear run and as soon as
i was done gear running i'd go from the backstage
over to the bar He had the bar, the wall where
the bar was. And then there was that corner.
It was like wall, wall. That was the bar. And
I stood in that corner. That was my spot. Some
of the limitless regulars literally would stand
in that spot specifically. So random people didn't
go stand over there and I would just walk over
and they would slide and like slide in together.
So I could have my spot. I was either behind
Randy. Or standing right there at the corner
of the bar. Those are my two spots. You can go
back and watch the old Limitless shows that I
was around for, and you can always see me standing
in the same spot. I'm either on stage behind
Randy, or I'm standing in that spot. I haven't
been in a Limitless show fucking forever. I've
been to a Limitless show in two years. I know
you have. I probably haven't. Same here. I think
the last Limitless show is the one I was... No,
because you saw... I was supposed to go to that
one, and shit came up, and I couldn't go. So
I didn't get to see... My last Limitless show
was the one that Amber retired at. Because that's
what we talked about when we had her on the pod.
Speaking of wrestling and shit like that, WWE
2K26 is coming out soon. I know you're not a
huge WWE guy. As we get into WWE shit that you
know nothing about. But it seems like... Hey,
hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. Don't say that I
know nothing about as if I don't keep up with
the shit. Just because I don't fucking care doesn't
mean I don't keep up with what's going on. But
you played the games, right? The 2K games? Yeah.
Yeah, so this is going to be possibly the biggest
wrestling game out. in quite a long time. So
they're already talking about this having over
400 playable characters, not including the ones
that you can download. The only thing that really
sucks is the price. I don't know why we've gotten
to this point where everything is like $70. And
that's just the standard edition. That's not
the $120 fucking everything fucking Yeah, there
it is. King of Kings. That's the King of Kings
edition. Yeah. $100. And then we got the... There
it is. The 130 fucking, yeah. Attitude Era. But
like I said, they're having a shitload of characters
you can play as. Of course, this is... The story
is revolving around basically Punk. That's the
main story. Just going through his whole career.
Starting from ROH. because there's been spoilers
of ROH shit. We're going to get ROH punk and
probably some ROH matches. I'm assuming it's
probably going to be with Samoa Joe. And the
biggest thing was having his music. They okayed
him to use his OG Ring of Honor music, which
is pretty dope. So this is coming out March 16th.
I guess a lot of things to talk about this too.
We're going to watch some shit. Yeah, the standard
edition. It just comes with nothing. You get
the base game, and then you spend another fucking
$20, and you get the Kings of Kings edition,
which comes with a seven -day early pass. Joe
Hendry, which you hate, which is hilarious. You
definitely wouldn't want to get this. The ringside
premium pass, which I'm assuming that's the DLC.
You get the DLC for free for the first season.
I was going to say, no, you get season one for
free. Yeah, the first season. Yeah. And then
you get Triple H, Stephanie, and Triple H's signature
taunt in Mr. Superstar. I don't know what the
fuck that means. And then the $130, which is,
if you think about it, kind of the best deal
to get because not only you get seven -day early
access, Joe Hendry, you get all DLCs, season
one through four. You get the Kings of Kings
edition. The Super Mega Boost. I'm assuming that's
their car shit. Oh, you didn't even get to the
$150 edition. Oh, no, I didn't. I didn't see
that. I just saw the $120. Oh, my God. And then
you get the Attitude Era, the Rock, Kane, China,
Stone Cold. All the cool shit. The Island, which
I'm assuming is similar to the... 2K26. 25 Island.
Whatever it is. I didn't even see the $150 one.
There's two more seasons. Oh, good. You get two
seasons. Two extra seasons for $20. All the shit.
You get the Attitude Era shit, and then you get
WrestleMania 42 pack, which would be the... Of
course, we haven't had WrestleMania 42 yet. That's
coming in the summer of 26. And then the Monday
Night War edition. So you get Shawn Michaels,
Macho Man, Roddy Piper, which is dope, WCW Thunder,
and DDP Bang for the island. Okay. So, yeah.
It's expensive as shit for games, which is kind
of ridiculous, but at least you're, you know,
if the game is good, then... You know, it's kind
of worth paying for it because they're already
talking about rumors that GTA 6 is going to be
fucking $150 out of the gate. It's going to be
the same thing as 2K25. Possible. No, actually,
it's a good thing that you say that because...
It's funny that you mentioned GTA 6 because I'd
rather talk about that. I saw a meme the other
day. Who cares about GTA 6? I'm going to be honest.
Dude, no, I saw a meme the other day that somebody
posted that took a screenshot of GTA 5 and a
screenshot of GTA 6 and put them side by side.
And the caption was, GTA 6's graphics... makes
GTA V's graphics look like a PS3 game. And somebody
commented on the post and went, you're never
going to fucking believe this. Yeah. I thought
there was more to that. I was like, wait a minute.
Oh, yeah, exactly. GTA, for anybody that doesn't
get what's listening out there, GTA V was a PS3
game. It started on the Xbox 360 and PS3. Oh,
that's so long ago. Gross. But since you're saying,
oh, there's nothing new, I beg to differ. I thought
I derailed us away from... Well, you're not excited
for 2K26? I'm excited for it. No. I just bought...
I literally just bought 25 because a bunch of
my friends are rugging me about it. I just bought
it a couple months ago. I could not... I play
them, but I could not fucking care less about
them. You know, we talked about before doing
the AI shit for doing the... putting on a fake
show for WWE 2K and the AI shit. Well, this 2K26
is going to make it a lot fucking easier. It's
your role model, Bailey. And since no one else
is up to the task, I am here to walk you through
everything. I got to say, though, the faces look
weird. Yeah, because they're not fucking updating
their graphic engine. It's the same fucking game,
just with marginally. Better fucking things in
it. They showed gameplay of the My Rise, which
is kind of dope. I believe it's your custom character
that got injured for two years. For the last
two years, and now you're trying to make yourself
go back up the card. Oh, wow. A My Rise story
that already has you in WWE. I'm assuming it's
from 20... I'm assuming it's from 2025, the 2K25.
Probably. Finishing out that story and then it's
continue on. Maybe. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut
you off. I don't know. I never played My Rise
in 25. Well, now that you have the game, you
can. Yeah, sure. I'm going to spend time doing
that. Yeah, I'm going to spend time doing that.
Download everything. There we go. I don't need
to touch anything. Now let's do some games. For
WWE 2K26, this year's modes are all about storytelling,
creativity, and control. It's going to be so
much fun, hope you can handle it. Universe mode,
you say? We're starting with that. Because this
year, it's got more options and more drama. More
ways a creative person like you can build the
WWE of your wildest imagination. First up, drafts.
Finally, drafts are actual events now. And for
all you little micromanagers that have to have
it your way, you can customize the whole thing.
Schedule your own draft. Set your own rules with
no one in your way. But did they bring back...
Oh my fuck. Bring back creative finish? Because
that's all I care about. Probably not. They'd
rather bring back and do a bunch of shit that
we don't give a shit about instead of just giving
us the fucking creative finisher back. I loved
creative finish. It was so much fucking fun.
Just having a guy do a bunch of fucking flips
in the air and land on the guy. What we're watching
right now is the first thing that I've seen about
26 that isn't just a recopy of one of their older
games. Yeah. The draft pick is not a recopy.
I'll give them that much. They've not done a
draft thing like this before. You can now watch
whole shows. That's so neat. That's awesome.
And with as few breaks as possible. Sometimes
you just want to sit back and relax like the
true leader you are and watch everyone else compete
and do all the work. Watch the whole card play
out and let them do all the exciting things.
You can now easily set up and customize. You
could already do that. Yeah, but you would have
to go through each show, each match. Now it's
set up as a actual show. So there's no cuts in
between of going cycling through matches. It'll
just play each match one after another, after
another. Oh my God. They took out the X. You're
telling me they took out the extra five seconds
of you having to click one more button. Yeah.
Cause then it's, that's fucking dope. They took
out, they took out the extra button. Fuck it.
Let me, I'm about to hang on. Let me look. I'm
gonna pre -order the fucking $170 version real
quick. I'm gonna pre -order the $200 one. Just
keep on upping the price. Pre -order. You're
actually doing it? Pick your shows, PLEs, import
your created shows, and more. Import your own
creative shows, so that's even dope right there.
So you could literally run like a limitless fucking
show if you wanted to. it's all in one place
easy peasy all right for all you obsessive types
there are more sliders and settings fine -tune
your match logic balance things whatever but
here's the important part teams make an entrance
with your crew and use the full team motion setting
to make it look we could do the seawolves this
was already a thing was it for team wise like
this Yeah, can we hit play? Because this was
already a thing. Oh, and more championship slots
on shows. And you can choose specific attires
for PLEs, promos, and WrestleMania. But I guarantee
your creative character still can only have two
attires. No, you can have multiple attires. That's
another video we're going to watch. Good when
you're a champion. With that said, let's talk
about the real fun, promos, which you know I'm
best at. Superstars can make announcements about
their future. You know, make a bad decision,
turn into a fan favorite or a villain, all that
fun stuff. Call outs and interrupts are better
too. Challengers can pick the match type or champions
can pick the show. Okay, so they brought back,
I want to say it was 2016. They just brought
back the promo mechanic from 2016 and just updated
it that much to give you more options. I was
just going to say, it's more of a bring back.
Yeah, they just brought back the... I want to
say it was 2016. They just brought back the promos
and gave you two extra options. You mean you
brought back one of the actual fun mechanics
you never should have gotten rid of? Oh my God.
Hang on. Let me go order the $200 fucking version.
No, keep going. Keep going. I want to talk about
the money in the bank cash. The team improved
cash ins during title matches. They really perfected
my move this time. Thanks. Okay. Let's move on
to community creations. This is where all you
shout out. Aleister black actually having one
of the pictures though. Yeah. Hang out. Think
you can design gear better than a role model?
Knock yourself out. Get ready for a big upgrade
to the creation. Oh, so you can actually put
on different gear onto actual wrestlers? Seems
like it, yeah. That's pretty fucking dope. Oh
my god, people are gonna abuse the shit out of
that, though. I can already see the multiple
customizations for Rhea Ripley. Oh, you're talking
about the wardrobe. I thought you were talking
about the body modification. No, I'm talking
about the wardrobe. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that
too. Better face morphing and two -tone hair
blending so you can all try. Two -tone, Levi,
two -tone. Two -tone. Holy fuck. That's worth
$200. Copy my style or create your own. For arenas,
you can customize LED barricades, all that technical
stuff. and for creating they just added more
customization to the already customizable arenas
well that i mean that's pretty dope i i guarantee
you all this is gonna be broken at launch oh
yeah half of this isn't working i hope you guys
realize that trends you can finally set up advanced
timeline editing for stables And get ready, they
even doubled the Create a Superstar slots to
200 and custom image slots to 2 ,000. That is
amazing! Listen up. You good? 200! 2 ,000! I'm
going to pre -order the $250 game next time.
Hang on, let me go pre -order the $500 version.
Hang on. I keep hearing people act like we only
work on Create a Superstar. And honestly, that's
adorable. We hear that you don't work on it enough.
I was going to say, most of the complaints I
hear is you don't work on your game, period.
The fuck are you talking about? Create an entrance?
Yeah, we added advanced options for solo and
stable motions. Holy fuck! If you don't get it
yet, there's stable motions now! You can customize
the stables, cat! How long is this video? That
is the fucking 24th time! This is only the fucking
video! That is the 25th time we've heard about
Snape! So they brought back the 2016 title editing
that used to be in the game that they took away
and made it less fun. and create a special Bailey
only championship. You know, something worthy
of the role model. Don't mess it up. I am genuinely
excited to see what you all do when WWE 2K26
comes out on March 13th. It's your world. Are
you excited? Yeah. Dude, I already ordered the
$25 one. The $25 one? Yeah. I was looking at
another message. The bit died. Oh shit, um, that
didn't excite you, we got more. No, Jesus Christ,
good, I'm so ready for more, Kat. Ladies and
gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I'm here
today, not as your oracle, nor your wife. Yeah,
so it's literally you. What the fuck is... Are
you okay? Yeah, it just fucking sounded like
a jet engine just drove by. That's the mix in
the call? Yeah. So yeah, it sounds like your
WWE 2K25 character, after you beat the story,
you're going on a hiatus for two years. Guys,
guess what? I guarantee you... you won't actually
be able to import the same character from 2K25
and you're going to have to completely remake
your fucking character. Oh, 100%. You have to
do that every fucking year and it's so stupid.
You can't just import your fucking last character
and bring it in to the next game. awaited comeback
but fate is cruel and destiny is not without
irony because your comeback ends in disaster
at the hands of one of my unstoppable champions
ron breaker not if i can help it Fucking break
the game. I was going to say, how many times
can you spam the kick out until you finally...
Does the AI system just not let you fucking pin
Braun Breaker? Probably not. He's kicking out
your finishes at one. Yeah, he kicks out no matter
how low you get him. He just constantly kicks
out. Gordon Grace, the choice is in your hands.
From there, the real comeback story begins. Do
you fight your way to the top with hard work
and intent? They put you back in NXT? No, that's
not even NXT. That's TBD. Oh. You get to go to
TBD, Kat. They kick your ass so bad they put
you back on the indies? I guess so. Or do you
turn your back on the WWE? What the fuck is TBD?
I don't know. I don't know, dog. To be determined.
Universe embracing. Do you know what I bet it
was? I wonder if it was ROH or whatever and they
couldn't get the sign -off for it. Yeah. Or it's
just there because they don't actually have an
indie. They don't have an indie made up yet,
so. Yeah. They just put placeholder. Continue.
I want to know more. and deception and shortcuts
to reclaim your throne. I am back and I am just
getting started. In my rise... That voice did
not match that fucking face at all. Just keep
going. I want to know more. Victory is not the
end of your story. Oh, no, no, no. Because if
somehow you manage to defeat my client... and
capture their championship, then you have a decision
to make. A decision that may very well change
the course of your career and WWE history. So,
how will you seize your moment and create your
story? WWE 2K26, the show never stops. Yeah.
I don't. I don't even have the energy for the
bit that there's no fucking difference between
the other My Rises that we've played before.
No, that's the one thing. Absolutely none. The
only thing that I'm really, really looking forward
to besides the You know, the universe mode where
you can do all that shit. That's pretty dope.
Is the Monday Night Wars and the CM Punk storyline.
That's the only thing I really care about. Well,
you're a punk blazer, so. You're, I mean. Yeah,
I got a bunch of fucking punk shit all over the
place. It'd be the same thing if it was you and
Finn Balor, if there was a Finn Balor story or
Aleister Black. You would fucking be all over
that shit. Yeah, but I wouldn't blow $250 fucking
dollars on it just to play through Finn Balor's
story. Well, you need to spend the $250 for a
fucking... Especially considering you'd never
actually be able to get all of Finn Balor's story.
It would just be Finn Balor's rise through WWE,
which would be fucking irritating because...
Well, yeah, but New Japan would never fucking
allow it. But... Which would be irritating in
its own right because I guarantee you if they
ever actually did it, they wouldn't let you change
history and you'd have to lose to Rollins. You'd
have to give up the Universal title after beating
Rollins at SummerSlam. They wouldn't let you
change history. Well, apparently they're letting
you do this one. Yeah. When you hit Broadbreaker
with your finisher 18 times and he kicks out?
No, I'm saying apparently you can change history
with the CM Punk story. Oh, sure. They might
let you do it for that one. Sure. Sure. Sure
thing, bud. Sure thing, bud. If you use it all.
I probably actually will end up spending $150
just because I want to get all the DLC and the...
Monday Night War. I think that would be pretty
dope even though we've seen the Monday Night
War constantly. Well, a version of it constantly.
I say disappointment. Oh, and I was going to
say, do you think ROH allowed it just so they
can get some money back from their fucking failed
game that they did? I mean, hey. Because that
game, I think it was like I think the number
was like over $2 million in development and they
didn't make, they didn't make that back like
at all. Let me fuck it. Why not? Huh? So you're
so thrilled with this game. Yeah. Don't I see
it? Don't I dude, you had me out of my chair
earlier with, with 200 ,000 or whatever the fuck.
Dude, I already spent my whole fucking month
paycheck on the $1 ,500. I'm so glad you like
it because we got one more video to watch. Oh,
great! I'm so glad I've spent 45 minutes of my
Friday nights. This is how I wanted to spend
it. What are we watching now, Kat? My name is
CM Punk. You may have seen me grace the cover
of WWE 2K26 this year. If you haven't figured
it out yet, this year's Showcase is all about
my career and the people who have influenced
me. And I'm going to give you the real talk on
it. This isn't some corporate tribute. This is
about what it really took to become the best
in the world. It means you're going to see matches
that mean a lot to me. Championship bouts, headline
generating rivalries, even matches that I feel
maybe should have happened. Today I'm giving
you a look at what really happened. And maybe,
just maybe, What would have happened if I never
left? Because this year, you get to rewrite some
of that history. You'll even get the opportunity
to fix the timeline of one of pro wrestling's
most infamous superstars. In 2K26, my showcase
spans over 25 years of WWE history. You're not
just playing my story, you're playing the story
of this entire industry through my eyes. You'll
get historical matches, the ones that actually
happened, the ones that you remember. You'll
get fantasy warfare matches. These are my dream
matches against the biggest legends and new generations
of superstars. And my personal favorite, you
get what if matches. This is where we look at
what might have happened if I hadn't left WWE
in 2014. Now, let's get the start of this thing.
So where do we start? We start right in the middle
of fire. WrestleMania 41. It's me. It's Seth
Rollins. It's Roman Reigns. And look who's in
my corner. Paul Heyman. This is a match everyone's
been talking about. Three guys who define an
era. All claiming to be the one. It's the ultimate
what if. And we put you. That was such a good
spot IRL though. Yeah it was. The GTS into the
spear into the stomp fucking combo the three
of them pulled off. Yeah. I said stop it for
a second because that was actually a fucking
banger spot at Mania when they did that. Right
in the middle of it from the jump. No pressure.
You're going to see it all. Orton at Mania 27.
That was about revenge. This was about him costing
me my title. That was about me proving I was
more than just a mouthpiece for the new Nexus.
I was the new Nexus. Undertaker. WrestleMania
29. The Streak. I told the world I could do it.
I took him to his absolute limit. I got closer.
Punk should have broken the streak. Fuck Brock
Lesnar. ...than anyone had at that point. People
still talk. Not just Punk. There was others that
could have easily... Punk should have broken
the streak. If Punk had broken the streak, it
would have propelled him to be the top guy. Brock,
at that time, did not need to break the streak.
There was no fucking reason for Brock to break
the streak. Or even had Bray Wyatt break it or
something like that. I would have taken Wyatt
breaking the streak, period, but that was still
relatively early on streak -wise comparatively
to when it actually got broke. then I don't think
it ever would have happened unless you swap Wyatt
and Punk's matches. Have Punk face Taker when
Wyatt faced him and have Wyatt face Taker when
Punk faced him and have Wyatt break the streak.
Wyatt would have been the next Undertaker. Yeah,
100%. Yeah, Brock didn't need to break the streak.
He was already a monster as it was. I've said
it. I've always said it. I've said it from the
very fucking beginning. Brock Lesnar never should
have broken the streak. There was no fucking
reason for Brock to break the streak. I think
he left right afterwards, didn't he? Like three
or four months later, he came back. Yeah. He
broke the streak and you don't even do anything
with him. I think so, yeah. The game looked broken
there? To his absolute limit. I got closer than
anyone had at that point. People still talk about
that. We can take it. This time. I don't know
if he's actually selling because the mat's moving
and he's not moving. This time. Yeah, look. Look,
look. People still talk about that match. This
time. Don't worry about it, Kat. Does it play
a Kat? You don't see it. Does it play a Kat?
Maybe the outcome's a little different. And Drew
McIntyre. Bad blood. This one was personal. And
still is. Still one of the best matches. A lot
of animosity. You get to feel exactly what that
was like. And then there's this one. A fantasy
match. Me versus Eddie Guerrero. in Chicago.
Look, Eddie was one of the guys that proved that
somebody like me, somebody who didn't fit the
mold, could make it. He was a hero. He was a
pioneer. To be able to have this match, even
in a game, this one's special. This one isn't
about storylines. It's about respect. And this?
Oh, this is just for fun. Me and my wife, AJ
Lee against The Miz and Maurice. Come on. It's
the It couple versus the real power couple. The
best in the world who ran the Divas division.
Let's be honest, that's not a fair fight. We'd
mop the floor with them. Now, I know some of
you want to skip all that story. You don't want
to do the hard work. You just want the rewards.
Fine. In 2K26, you can run through the gauntlet.
Take on 20 opponents, one right after the other.
If, and that's a big if, you emerge as the sole
survivor, you get full completion. You'll unlock
every single reward from the entire showcase.
What?! So they added in, hey, I mean, that's
pretty dope. Instead of having to pay $20 to
unlock everything. Instead, you gotta face 20
fucking people. at once one after another after
another after another yeah it's one so so you
just set the difficulty to easy and you sit there
and hit gts i wonder i wonder if it's a locked
difficulty that you can't just fucking do that
i think that's so so so flash wwe creative room
Alright, that's all we're going to do. We're
going to make the entire story about CM Punk.
But you know what we're going to do? We're going
to add a mode where you can just sit there and
hit GTSs all night and you get all the rewards
so nobody actually has to play through Punk's
story. Who wants to play through CM Punk's story?
You just get to just hate GTSs all night. You
don't need to play through CM Punk's story. Print
that shit for $150. Print it now. I think that's
actually kind of cool, though. If you're not
a punk fan, you're like, I really don't give
a shit about punk. I just want the rewards and
shit. That is actually kind of dope. Honestly,
that's probably what that would do. straight
off the bat so i could just go and customize
characters and shit like that and then i'll go
back and play the story you get it all but it's
all on you to buck the system your call this
year's showcase mode isn't just about what happened
it's about what could have happened it's about
what should have happened and it's about what
still might happen this is my story the real
one how are you gonna play it pre -order wwe
2k26 We got one more this one this one's gonna
be quick I promise This is just more of the gameplay
that I wanted to show you because this is what
this is where I'm having issues With the game
that it looks like Sean Conaway and lead in there.
This is junkie shit. We don't have to listen
to This is just going through my rise, which
is your creative character, but look at this
Look how fucking weird this looks. That's right.
For the first time since 2K22, they're our major
fan favorite and rule. It's just looking junky
and fucking weird as shit. Doesn't that look
weird? Because WWE does not update their graphics
engine. They're running the same graphic graphical
engine that they were running in fucking 2014.
You know how I know? Because it still looks like
GTA 5. Yeah. They're running the same fucking
engine. And their eyes aren't blinking. Graphics.
Yeah. It's terrible. They're not even blinking.
Adam Pearce is blinking. You know the only fucking
part of 2026? You know the only good part about
2026? CM Punk's dog is a manager. Yeah, that
is pretty dope that Larry's in there. That's
the only good part about this fucking train wreck
of a game. It's just, yeah, it's just, it's exactly
what you said. Their faces and the expressions
and stuff. It's GTA. Just looks janky as shit.
You know what? You know what? I'm going to say
this. This isn't even GTA 5. This is the graphic
quality of San Andreas. GTA 5's player models
look better than this. There will be one fan
that will come out eventually and they'll make
a mod and make this look 20 times fucking better.
It always happens. Somebody will take the time
and make things look way fucking better. Fuck
that. Why? Why spend your fucking time on a dumpster
fire of a multi -million dollar company that
can't afford to update your fucking graphic engine?
This is coming from a video game guy. You can
afford to update the graphics. Trust me, WWE.
Really, you can. And here's the thing, too. I'm
usually the guy who's like, the graphics don't
matter. if the gameplay and stuff is great, but
when it's a game like this, the customization
and shit like that is awesome, but holy shit,
work on your fucking, work on your graphics as
well. Oh my gosh. It just looks terrible. In
2026, I want to spend 400 fucking dollars to
play GTA San Andreas Fight Simulator. And look.
they're so janky like you can see the jankiness
of the fucking entrance pose and then you see
the model like jump for a second yeah right there
right there yeah what the fuck that looks somewhat
good oh they're just gonna skip the okay okay
this looks okay The ref is just standing in the
corner, though, doing absolutely nothing. Does
the ref do anything this fucking game? Well,
look, it's exactly what we said. You can't change
it. It cuts you into a cutscene that you can't
fucking stop. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly what
we said. It forces a cutscene that you can't
stop. And then you get sent to TBF to be determined.
Yeah, you get sent to TBF. Okay, okay. I'm done
watching because it's starting to make me mad.
Are you going to spend all this fucking money?
Now it's making you mad! Not the $250 price tag
for GTA San Andreas! Now it's making you mad!
Get your fucking priorities straight! Oh, shit.
Holy! So we brought up Finn Balor before. Pretty
dope that we get to see Finn Balor versus CM
Punk at Elimination Chamber. The Elimination
Chamber has some good matches coming up. I'm
really more looking forward to CM Punk versus
Finn Balor, even though I know Finn Balor's not
going to win. Be actually kind of cool story,
though, if he does, because Finn Balor does deserve
a fucking title. It's been so long since he's
held one. held a big title. He got fucked over
with his shoulder injury with Seth Rollins and
has never basically held a title since. Hey,
he had a run with NXT's title. Well, NXT, yes,
but at that time, NXT wasn't really available
for more. You had to have cable to watch NXT.
Even before that, I think NXT... wasn't on cable
for a while, right? It was more of a... I don't
know. It was started in 2020. Yeah. I'm looking
forward to that with Elimination Chamber. Of
course, we had Punk coming out on Monday night
to promote his match with Finn Balor. Finn Balor
came out with Judgment Day. They got into it.
So looking forward to watch because they had
a match at... Was it Dublin? Was it Dublin that
they had? I think so, yeah. Yeah, and Punk put
him over really well at the end. Did you see
the off -air where Balak came out and he wished
his mother a happy birthday with everybody? That
was pretty fucking funny. But yeah, we got CM
Punk coming out. To be alive on a Monday night
in Memphis, Tennessee, you won! Five promo words
of doom or whatever Cena said. Is it great to
be out of insert city here? And MGM did it a
lot better. I love this crowd at insert town
here. Feels like you guys are happy to see me.
So welcome change from being backstage. The office
is not happy to see me. Adam Pierce. in particular,
says that I'm jeopardizing the main event of
WrestleMania. Yeah, boo Adam Pearce. CM Punk
versus Roman Reigns, and that's a big deal, but
I don't think I'm jeopardizing it. In fact, I
think I'm doing what I've always done, and that's
just make everything better. Sports franchises
will qualify for the playoffs. That does not
mean they get to not show up and play regular
season games. I've talked a lot since I won this
championship about deserves and earns, and I
think you people deserve a fighting champion.
I think Finn Balor deserved a title shot a month
back in Belfast because of who he is and what
he's done. And now... In a couple weeks in Chicago
at Elimination Chamber, he's getting another
shot. Not because he deserves it. It's because
he's earned it. He's earned these fists, and
he's earned this ass beating I'm about to give
him. He jumped me in Toronto a few weeks ago,
and unfortunately, I can say this now, he ruined
what is the last time I will be able to share
a ring with the phenomenal one, AJ Styles. So
he's earned a beating. but the office is mad
about it i'm putting the main event of wrestlemania
in jeopardy but i'm a man who does and says things
a lot of the time that piss people off i wouldn't
be who i am if i didn't occasionally say things
or do things that piss people off i don't think
you people would love me if i didn't do things
or say things that piss people off i wouldn't
be what i am If I did not defend this championship,
every single chance I got in what I am, Memphis,
Tennessee, is the best in the world. It's not
Roman Reigns. It's not Finn Balor. I just came
out here to make one thing crystal clear. To
be the best in the world, you gotta train. with
the best catch wrestlers in Europe. To be the
best in the world, you gotta learn from the best
luchadores in Mexico. To be the best in the world,
you have to survive the toughest dojos in Japan.
And to be the best in the world, you gotta show
up your first night on Raw and beat Roman Reigns.
So by definition, The best in the world is standing
right in front of you. And in Chicago at Elimination
Chamber, when I beat you for that championship,
I'm not jeopardizing the main event of WrestleMania.
No. The real best in the world is making it better.
So what are these two idiots doing here? See,
I know who you are. I'm sorry, I misspoke. I
know who you were. All those great things you
did. The reason I gave you a shot for this in
Belfast, but something I noticed about all those
great things you did, you did it by yourself.
I didn't see Judgment Day by your side in those
European dojos or the Japan dojos or when you
were taking on all the great luchadors in Mexico.
No. You used to mean something, man. I think
everybody here in Memphis can agree that Judgment
Day has been an anchor around your neck for a
very, very long time. And I could say that somebody
as skilled as you would bring them up to your
level, but they've only dragged you down to theirs.
I mean, look at this idiot. He's wearing two
titles and never defends them. And this guy needs
help getting in the ring because his head's so
big. I'll allow it. What's that? Best thing to
come out of this promo. Yeah. I've been accused
of being a smart man that does dumb things. And
what I'm about to do may be really, really stupid.
But I don't believe for a second that the three
of you didn't have a plan to come out here and
jump me. And some things are out of my control.
So go ahead, Finn. JD. Little Mysterio, you want
to jump me? You want to prove everybody right
that I'm going to jeopardize the main event of
WrestleMania? But you're also going to jeopardize
your shot at Elimination Chamber of being the
champion. You say you're the best in the world?
I know I'm the best in the world, and I don't
need everybody's help to prove it. I 100 % thought
he was going to call Dominic Mysterio a jackass.
He probably thought of it. Because JD and then
Jackass, I 100 % thought he was going to look
at Domic and call him a sleazy jackass or some
shit. Probably thought of it. So, of course,
Finn held him back and punked through the microphone
at Finn Balor and left. The one problem about
Monday is both... AJ and Punk kind of had the
similar response. It's the same thing. Oh, you're
going to jump me? You're going to fight me? Whatever.
Let's do it. AJ Lee did the exact same fucking
thing in her promo against Becky. I think it
would have been better to switch it up a little
bit, but it is what it is. Who do you think is
going to win at Elimination Chamber? CM Punk
or Finn Balor? Punk's going to win because JD
is going to turn on Balor. Do you think so? They've
already been planting the seeds. It's me. I want
to say, oh, Balor's finally going to fucking
win. Balor's going to fuck off Judgment Day,
hit a coup de grace, and he's going to win. But
it's not going to fucking happen. Yeah, probably
not. JD's gonna fucking turn on Balor. And it'll
be Balor versus JD at Mania. Mania? Yeah. I can
see that. So... Or it'll be Balor, JD, and Dominic
for the Intercontinental title at Mania or some
shit. Something like that. Yeah. So... We weren't
a big fan about Punk's promo. How about AJ Lee?
Because I got hers as well. against Becky. Last
week, if you didn't know, Becky threw AJ Lee
in a post because she had a meltdown that AJ
Lee is number one contender for the Intercontinental
Women's Championship, which is fucking weird.
I don't know why they have that. It's a weird
thing. You'd think they would have World Heavyweight.
Well, I guess World Heavyweight Women's Champion
doesn't really... uh ring uh doesn't really fit
like the men's one is but i don't know maybe
it's just me last week i walked in for moral
support and i walked out of raw as the number
one contender for the intercontinental championship
and i had my fun getting under becky's skin it's
so easy to do but she reminded me that this is
serious business when she smashed my face into
that post. And this is serious business because
I haven't had a singles match in over a decade.
And let alone a shot at a title. Because the
last time I had a title around my waist, this
division looked a little different. All we had
to fight for was one sparkly pink butterfly but
I love that title and I wore that title proudly
because I made that title yeah I'm not modest
I know exactly who the hell I am there is a women's
division before AJ Lee and there is a women's
division after and that was my gift to all of
you you're welcome and I still want to get my
hands on every single one of you. I want to fight
Bayley and Lyra and Rhea and Io and the Kabuki
Warriors and Judgment Day and Charlotte and Alexa,
the best of the very best. But for now, all roads
lead back to Becky. And I don't know why she's
so mad at me. She's mad that I came back. She's
mad that my merch does better. She's mad that
you guys like me more. But it ain't my fault.
Because I gave the girl a 10 -year head start
and she still hasn't caught up. But I'm not mad
at Becky. No, I'm grateful. Because she gave
me a gift. Without Becky, maybe I wouldn't have
even come back into this ring to prove that I
can still go. And maybe without Becky, I... I
wouldn't have a chance to show that I can still
be a champion. And if I walk out of Chicago victorious,
then I'm sure as hell going to walk into WrestleMania
as the Intercontinental Champion. And since I
know you're here and you gave me such a sweet
gift last week, Becky Boo Boo, if you want to
come on out to this ring, I got something for
that ass. You actually think that this is an
opportunity to have an AJ Lee title run? You
think that is what this is? No, no, boo boo.
No, no. This is an opportunity to gather all
of your friends, all of your family, any people
that are dumb enough to like you in Chicago and
give you a send -off. Give you the retirement
match that you never had and honestly that you
never deserve. You look so happy listening to
this. You look so impressed. Yeah. I'm not going
to lie. I was editing a character sheet because
I don't give a fuck. I legitimately was on another
tab editing a character sheet. It's all good.
We can skip that. Who do you think is going to
win that one? AJ Lee or Becky? I mean, again,
every bone in my body wants to say AJ Lee. But
then there's that bone in my body that says it's
not going to be AJ Lee. Like I want to say AJ
Lee. Yeah. I don't know. I, I think it would
be cool to infer to win it, but I feel like that.
I feel like they got to save that for mania.
Have a Becky versus AJ Lee versus the woman's
winner at the, at WrestleMania. So let's blow
through this fucking quick. And cause I got some
breaking news here. You're definitely going to
want to see. We got the rest of the Elimination
Chamber. Who's going to be in it? The women's,
we have Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley, Alexa
Bliss, Asuka, and tonight we found out it's going
to be Kiana James will be the fifth opponent
in the Women's Elimination Chamber. I kind of
see Tiffany probably winning this or Asuka. I'm
a big fan of Rhea Ripley, but I feel like Rhea's
probably has earned a lot and they're trying
to start pushing other people now. Okay. Or maybe
they'll even get it to Keanu James. I'm not sure.
What do you think? I want... I would want to
say Tiff takes it. Yeah, I'm thinking Tiffany's
going to take it. I agree with that. And then
the men's, we have Randy Orton, LA Knight, Cody
Rhodes, Jeevon Evans, and I was hoping it was
going to be Kamara Hayes, but Trick Williams.
Yeah, got it. I had a feeling it was going to
be Trick. Yeah. So I'm thinking it's going to
be Cody Rhodes. And we're going to see Cody Rhodes
versus Drew McIntyre at WrestleMania. Yeah. So,
we'll see. I don't know. When's the chamber?
I can't remember. February 28th. I was going
to say the same day as my show. Oh, yeah, your
show. You want to talk about your show a little
bit before we get into this breaking news? No,
drop the breaking news. Okay. So, guess what
just dropped? This motherfucker just removed
me? Did not mean to. I'm sorry. What just dropped?
An hour ago, the official Vince McMahon car crash
footage was released. Okay. You want to watch
it? Yes. Very much so. I figured you did. I don't
know when this happened. Let me see. Body cam
footage of Vince McMahon after he crashed his
Bentley. into another vehicle last year just
released today. So this was last year. We get
to watch good old Vince McMahon being a fucking
shit and crashing his car. Here we go. Jeez Louise.
He was a little tight on that one. I'd say so.
What's funny is he like barely tapped the one
on the fucking right. He just overcorrected and
slammed into the fucking barricade. Yeah. It
was like, it was like a, it was like a boom and
then just fucking whipped into the fucking barricade.
Yeah. And this is the police cruiser fucking
following with his lights blaring. And I mean,
this horn sirens blaring his lights going off.
And I don't know if Vince was just trying to
run away or what the fuck was going on. This
should be the whole thing. You need an ambulance?
No, I don't. Alright. Why were you driving over
100 miles an hour? It's my granddaughter's birthday.
I gotta get this the next day. Did you see me
trying to catch up to you behind you? I didn't
see that. I saw lights, but it didn't look normal.
I saw lights, but it didn't look normal. I saw
lights, but it didn't look normal. More like,
I didn't feel like fucking stopping. I'm gonna
go. I'm Vince McMahon. Fuck you. It kind of looked
like he did. It kind of looked like he was trying
to outrun you. I like that the cop is just questioning
him too. Like that was a serious crash. Like
that's a pretty serious crash. If this was just
sitting in the crumpled up fucking Bentley with
a windshield smashed in and the cop's just questioning
him like he just pulled him over. Alright, because
it wasn't like you were running, it was just
like you almost hit, I think, 115 miles an hour.
Alright, and then you just hit someone because
you weren't paying attention. Were you looking
at your phone? No, I was trying to drive. The
person was right in front of you. There's got
to be a reason you hit him. Yeah, I missed. Yeah,
I suck at driving. Yeah, I can tell you why I
hit him, cop. I tried passing the fucker, and
I missed him. It was right in front of you. You
went straight at it. At 100 miles an hour. I'm
just making sure you're not having a medical
condition or anything. Do you need an ambulance?
No. Alright. Just your registration. Look at
the fucking car! He's shooting it like you just
fucking stopped him. Everything's all airbags
blown out. Airbags are blown out and this cop
is just treating it like a normal traffic stop.
What the fuck? And being so nice to him too.
You weren't doing this right? You weren't on
your phone right? This is just so casual. Vince
McMahon, big fan. I know you... What the fuck?
This is such a casual fucking act. And what about
the other guy? Like the cop went, is there another
cop? Excuse me. Excuse me. I know you're probably
injured. Big McMahon's up there. I'm going to
check on him. What the fuck is going on? Where
is, where did this occur? What the fuck is this
cop? Um, I'm, I'm assuming, uh, and, uh, where's
the home base for WWE? I can't remember. I want
to say Pennsylvania, but. I might be. I can't
remember. It's probably around there. That's
a nice Bentley, too. It'd be fucked up. Well,
you're not driving this car at all anymore. Well,
that's the first and last time you're driving
that fucking car, bud. I haven't driven this
car in a while. You're not going to drive it
ever again. License! Thank you. Credit card one,
credit card two, credit card three. Another cop
here to get Vince McMahon's autograph. You just
parked in the fucking middle of the road. Thank
you. Hey. Mr. McMahon, how you doing? Hi. I'm
the investigating trooper, okay? So, how you
doing? I know who you are. Um, so, you said that
I got gratitude. so trooper robbins that was
following in the in the uh unmarked vehicle said
you're doing over 100 miles an hour all right
before you struck the vehicle so he's not in
a cop car right now who's car is he in i don't
know that's not a squad car that's just a car
a car that showed up who the Did you also see
his face when he said you were doing over 100?
That smug face. He's like, you bet you're right.
You're fucking right I was. Look at that fucking
smile, little shit. Of course you were. I could
have sworn I was doing 120, but okay. I thought
that gauge wasn't reading properly. Alright,
before you struck the vehicle. So... Hold on,
Linda's calling me about this whole shit. I was
gonna say, did he just tell the cop to hold on?
And the cop said okay? Bro struck a vehicle at
120 miles an hour and just told the cop. To hold
on and the cops said okay? What the fuck? Hold
on, my wife's seeing if I'm dead or not to get
my inheritance. Hold on. What are we talking
about? All right, so I'm going to be issuing
you a misdemeanor summons for reckless driving,
okay? So... They'll never see the day in court.
Levi. Levi, come back. Levi, come back. What
the fuck do you mean a Mr. Meaner summons? What
the fuck do you mean a Mr. Meaner summons? 120
miles an hour. What the fuck do you mean a misdemeanor?
Yeah, I guess the speed limit there. And thanks
to your mom, Connecticut, I guess the speed limit
in Connecticut, 90. i collided with a vehicle
i collided with a vehicle at fucking five miles
an hour last december and i had to go to court
three fucking times just to get the charges dropped
and this motherfucker gotta miss the meter what
are we talking about levi didn't leave the building
he did his voice is about to leave the building
too what do you mean It'll take me about 10 minutes
to write it up. I'll give you a court date probably
within three weeks or a month. Do you reside
in Connecticut? I'm not sure. There you go. It'll
be the court right here. I'll give you the...
That was it. How does that make you feel? So,
Battleground Pro Wrestling has a show on the
28th. What are you doing in there, Lee? You're
just not as good as Vince McMahon. He's getting
Mr. Meters. You could go to jail. Oh, my God.
Can't wait to clip this episode. Wow. Okay. February
28th, Battleground Pro Wrestling, of course,
returns to the Greeley Recreational Center for
their yearly Battleground Blitz. The Blitz is,
of course, the main event. A 10 -man over -the
-top rope rumble with a new... competitor i forgot
the word with a new competitor entering every
minute to a minute and a half nobody can be eliminated
over that top rope until all 10 men are inside
the ring this is of course a rumble style match
and it is for a shot at the battleground pro
wrestling heavyweight title currently held by
anthony rivera in May at our battleground pro
wrestling presents mayhem show. So February 28th,
Greeley, Colorado battleground pro wrestling
is returning to our home base at the Greeley
rec center. Of course you can catch us live on
Roku TV. If you have a Roku TV, you can catch
us live on the military broadcast radio where
you can hear our commentary and see all of the
matches with our lovely commentary crew, as well
as backstage segments and all that sort of junkety
crap. You can, of course, make sure that you
are following Battleground Pro Wrestling on Facebook
and Instagram, as well as TikTok and YouTube.
More shows and matches and shit like that will
be coming to the YouTube channel very soon. But
the tag competitors for the Blitz have already
been announced. We have Michael Avalon, Levi
Spade, of course, yours truly. Two Dame James,
Logan Chase, Freckie Gonzalez, Major Glory, Silencio,
and a couple other names. I keep choking on my
own congestion. I apologize. And a couple other
names. Of course, you can check out Battleground
Pro Wrestling, like I said, on Facebook to catch
all of the Blitz competitors that are entering.
Most of them have already had words to say, including
yours truly, my... video was posted today. It
is up on Battleground Pro Wrestling, and I am
sure that you can find it on the Purse Sessions
Facebook as well, because he always shares it.
And of course, as you just saw, Nikki Hyde will
be defending his Livewire title against Kota
Alexander, who did put Ray Switek through a table
last month to earn this title opportunity. Izzy
James will be taking on Somebody, I cannot remember
homeboy's name. I apologize. I think it's, yeah,
Manny Lemons against Izzy James, which will be
a hell of a match. Izzy James, of course, an
NWA staple. He will also be having a seminar
if you are in the Colorado area. Come to Battleground
Pro Wrestling and learn from Izzy James. Cryptic.
The current number one contender for that heavyweight
title is taking on Jack Moody, recovering off
of a loss last month. Cryptic being handed his
first loss in quite a while last month, so we'll
see how Cryptic rebounds coming into the Blitz.
Team Reckless, which is one of our returning...
Tag teams, they put on a hell of a show at the
last Battleground show. I cannot remember the
name of it. I apologize. But they will be taking
on Damage Inc., the team of Dean Mercer, who
is Ray Switek's bodyguard, and Zeke, who is kind
of, this is kind of a showcase match. Dean Mercer
seems to think that Zeke has what it takes to
be a part of Damage Inc., so we'll see if they
can stack up against Team Reckless. On February
28th. Of course presented by Spear Firm. There's
the seminar. And then of course like I said.
You of course have the 10 man blitz. Plus a couple
other matches. That I'm sure haven't been announced
yet. But I ain't spoiling shit. And I also ain't
spoiling. Maybe I know where I'm at. Maybe I
don't know where I'm at. But y 'all know that
I will be there. And y 'all know that in the
end. Only one man. Brings the dawn. We'll watch
the promo here. Every night tells the same story.
That it never ends. On February 28th, ten men
step into that ring. Ten versions of the darkness.
Ten different - Look at you and your fucking
nice fucking background, you piece of shit. Look
at those mountains. You just did this so you
can pose in front of those mountains. I know
that. Nope, I did this so it was a clear sky
with the sun in the background, actually. Reasons.
Fear. Judgment. Malice. Pride. It doesn't end.
I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting the censor, please.
I'm sorry, that got me. I don't know why, but
that's just... I just thought that was fucking
funny. I don't know why that was... What the
fuck? You said something bad, and they censored
it. Reasons. Fear. Judgment. Malice. Pride. F***
doesn't end. F***. What the fuck? Because somebody
gets lucky. What'd you say that they had a censor?
I swear I said a rumble doesn't end. A **** ends
when the last man refuses to fade. I respect
every single person entering. Maybe because you
said rumble? Maybe. That ring. Some of them helped
build this place. Others are still trying to
find their way. Why didn't he tell you to edit
that? I don't know. Respect doesn't stop the
dawn. So when the bodies start flying, the chaos
will be weeded out and all that will be left
is clarity. The dawn does not shove it does not
rush the dawn always comes february 28th the
night ends ten men enter the dark but only one
brings the dawn and i i decided that Why? That's
100 % what it was. I said Rumble. Maybe because
it's a Blitz, not a Rumble? Yeah, maybe because
that's so funny because I did not re -watch it
before I shared it. I did not realize until literally
just then that that got censored. That's so weird.
Now you know. Yeah, but that's really weird though
because I just was talking with Bossman literally
on Tuesday and we were talking about my promo
and he didn't even mention the fact that it had
gotten edited because I said Rumble. It must
be. Yeah, I guess because it's a Blitz and you
were avoiding the word Rumble. That was never
passed on to me, so I apologize. Way to fuck
it up, Levi. You're going to have to go back
and edit a censor bar every time I said the word
Rumble when I was talking about Blitz. Kat, you
can't let this go live unless you add a censor
every time I'm talking about it. Oh, shit. Oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck. That's a lot of editing. I should
just do it just to be funny. Just go through
the whole thing. Dude, that's so weird. I'm going
to have to ask her about that on Saturday and
see if that's why. Because that's 100 % the word
I used. I said a rumble doesn't end. I said a
rumble doesn't end when there's one man left.
Or a rumble doesn't end when one gets eliminated.
A rumble only ends when there's one man left
standing in the dawn or something like that.
That's so fucking weird that that got censored.
Okay. Well, that's good to know. But anyway,
Battleground Pro Wrestling. February 28th, Greeley,
Colorado, Greeley Recreational Center. Catch
us on the Military Broadcast Channel on Roku
TV. Of course, as y 'all saw, I will be in the
Blitz in the main event. Maybe I know what number
I'm at. Maybe I don't know what number I'm at.
But I promise that in the end, no matter what
happens, one man brings the dawn. And not a rumble.
Oh, shit. So, yeah, that's the show. I got nothing
else. So I'm going to call it here then. Do your
plugs. I don't feel like it. All right. You can
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Are you sure? And TikTok. Yep. I have no matches,
apparently. Apparently, there was supposed to
be something going on in March, but that might
not be happening anymore. Come to find out. Oh,
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my TikTok. You can find my Levi Spade TikTok.
I want to start doing clips and shit on there,
but TikTok is fucking stupid. And I actively
can't get into my Levi Spade account. So I might
actually have to make a new account and literally
not be able to name it Levi Spade because my
old account is named Levi Spade. So I'm trying
to fight with TikTok at the moment because I
do want to start using that more for wrestling
stuff. But I always plug Tears Realm because
I do go live during my matches for those that
don't. have roku tv uh if you check out saturday
february 28th the main event normally i make
posts about it um normally i'll do like a tiktok
story site sort of thing but i do normally go
live for my matches if you don't have roku but
you do want to catch battleground pro wrestling
you can um watch at least my match live on my
tiktok page uh so friday Saturday, February 28th,
Greeley, Colorado, Greeley Recreational Center,
Battleground Pro Wrestling presents The Blitz.
We will see how the night ends. I will be back
on the purse sessions next Friday where you guys
are. Actually, next Friday, you guys won't know
what happened because there's still Friday to
go before The Blitz. So I'll be back next Friday,
but I'll also be back in two weeks. for you guys
to find out what happened at the Blitz. We'll
cover the show. And hopefully catch me more on
Per Sessions. I'm going to start trying to show
up more. Hopefully I'll have a new job soon,
which will make it a lot easier for me to start
showing up on the podcast again. Or a lot harder.
Or a lot harder. Could be one of the two. But
as always, I'm here. Thank you guys so much for
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Rumble, Rumble, Rumble, Rumble. Leave the swears
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Rumble, fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble,
fuck Rumble, fuck Rumble. I'm just going to make
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that... We'll catch you guys next week. I don't
know what you're waiting on me for. I'm not waiting
for shit. Enjoy this new outro that I did for
you. Good! It's about fucking time! Fucker. Enjoy
it.