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Step into the ring, it's time for the show First

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Sessions Podcast, Big Cat in control Talking

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professional wrestling from head to toe New stories,

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independent wrestling, let's go! Welcome, welcome,

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welcome to another episode of Pro Sessions Wrestling

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Podcast. I'm your host, the man of Maine, Big

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Cat Tyler Adams. And of course, you can catch

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us live every Friday at 9 p .m. Eastern Standard

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Time when I actually, you know. do my job correctly,

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and get the show ready before 9 o 'clock. I'm

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here, apparently the only one that wants to show

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up, the nautical nightmare, Dylan Nix. The nautical

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nightmare, Dylan Nix, your Aroostook County Crown

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of Maine, Aroostook County champion, and all

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sorts of other fun accolades. Yes, I am here

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on time because I missed last week because I

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had this really cool thing called BAMF, which

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is a film festival. You missed a good show. I

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know. I actually saw it. I actually watched it

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later. Because I wanted to hear what Amber had

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to say. And it was really fucking cool. And I'm

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really sorry I missed it because it looked really

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cool. The amount of shit she gave JP was so fucking

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funny. Oh, dude, no. I was laughing my butt off.

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I was like, ah. Hi, JP. Hi, JP. How many times

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did she say that? Like 17 or something. What

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a fucking idiot. Sorry. What was wrong with his

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computer? Does he have any? Oh, yeah. You took

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your laptop. He has a shitty computer now, doesn't

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he? Yeah. So for people that don't know, he started

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the podcast with this. garbage computer and i

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had my computer and my laptop which i didn't

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use because i had my computer so i gave him my

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laptop in exchange for doing shit for me for

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the podcast which he actually ended up not doing

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but i was just like whatever um but at least

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he could actually be on the podcast yeah and

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be fine and then my computer died and then i

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took my laptop back For folks that didn't know,

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JP was originally supposed to be a battle camera.

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Yeah, he's supposed to be like a behind -the

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-scenes person. And well, we kept not having

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people come on, so we were finally like, oh,

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JP, you want to hang out with us? And he's like...

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He was supposed to be the guy in the background

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that you would hear and not see while all of

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us were on. He was going to be our Jake Sharknado.

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This is the cornerhead. Or our Jamie of... Joe

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Rogan. Yeah. You don't listen to Joe Rogan? No,

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I don't. Why? I don't care for Joe Rogan. He's

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not a fan. I'm not a fan. You don't want to go

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into... For anyone who's about to jump on my

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ass, be like, no. I've actually listened to some

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Joe Rogan. First of all, back the fuck up because

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I know some people are going to come after me.

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I'm just not a fan. There's a lot of wrestling.

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What? You don't want to hear about weed and THC.

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I don't, I mean, I don't care. It's like, it's

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his shit. He talks about, there's a lot of like

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wrestling podcasts I've listened to. And I've

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listened to like one episode and there's a lot

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of, um, um, like I like comic, of course, you

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can look around behind me. You can tell him a

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comic book nerd. And I've listened to plenty

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of like, like Aquaman podcasts. And I can't stay.

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If I can't stand the person's voice, I can't

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listen to the podcast. And I've tried with certain

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people and I'm just like, I cannot fucking listen

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to you. because i talk like this this is my podcast

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it's like dude you're it's a i i get it's a podcast

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but man have some inflection in your voice talk

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with some passion you're passionate about the

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subject right like if i'm gonna be like talking

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about you know like say ecw i'm gonna be like

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yeah fucking ecw man chad's hit motherfucking

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bad man big over the chair in the face bust his

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head open bleed never you know yeah He had John

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Seaton and Taker. I've caught clips. Like I said,

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I've caught clips. I don't hate the guy. I don't

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go out of my way. Cena shouted out Bangor, Maine,

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which was pretty dope. Yeah, that was cool. I

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did see that. Because we're in the middle of

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fucking nowhere. Technically, Bangor is the middle

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of nowhere. I'm from north of nowhere. No, I

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listen for wrestling podcasts. If I'm going to

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go out of my way here, of course, I listen. I

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occasionally tune back into our stuff. Um, Chris

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Van Vliet. I like a lot of his stuff. Uh, Cornette.

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Yes, I know. Blah, blah, blah. Um, I listen to,

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and I listened to, um, I was listening to freaking

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what's his name? Um, uh, brother love. What the

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hell is real? Pritchard, Bruce Pritchard. And

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then I started comparing notes on Pritchard compared

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to what actually happened. I'm like, Oh, he's

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spitting bullshit. And a lot of it sounds about

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right. And I'm like, wow. Yeah. Pritchard's spitting.

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So bullshit. So it's like, yeah. but no there's

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a lot a lot of um by the way shout out um uh

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off the hop rope i miss those guys like i know

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mark's in aew and cpa is doing cpa stuff and

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top shelf's doing cool stuff but my god boys

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i miss you i miss talking about like you know

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because what they would do you listen to them

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right no you don't listen so they would take

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a wrestling match and they would pair a beer

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with a wrestling match So I'm not a huge beer

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guy, but I tried beers I would never try before

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because they're like, oh, this is a... A Kolsch

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that's like a 12 .1%. It's got hints of, you

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know, chocolate and coconut and a little bit

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of grapefruit at the back and, you know, blah,

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blah. And they describe how it was brewed and

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stuff. And it's really cool. And yeah, that's

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actually, that's how I became kind of friends

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with CPA and Top Shelf. Wow, that's crazy. Because

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the only thing I know about CPA besides the road

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is his is A -M -S -A -R, A -S -M -R on TikTok.

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Oh, yeah. Talking into a tie like. Hello, I am

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CPA. He had a pretty decent match on AEW Dark.

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Or was it ROH? No, I think it was Dark. He had

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a really decent match. That's the one thing that

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irritates me about Dark. Was he CPA or Nick Stapp?

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No, he was CPA. I can't remember who he was wrestling.

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But he did his whole gimmick thing. you know

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took off his tie there's another tie shit like

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that yeah he does that with the shirt a lot so

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yeah and the shirt um yeah and amber got into

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that too last uh the interview you know having

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that a good match with um private party yeah

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and um nothing after that yeah tony i like what

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amber said though amber's like i wasn't in a

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position if she would get signed right there

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i don't think they would I'm not putting words

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in her or Jossie's mouth. I don't think that

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would have lasted long because I think it would

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have ended up just being like, we love being

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here, but I can't be here type thing. Right.

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Yeah. I haven't seen a bunch of those guys since

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the road, like love Doug. I saw love Doug get

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limitless a few times, but it's good to see Bobby.

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I miss Bobby. Yeah. He was at the, of course

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he was at the rumble, which I wasn't at because

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I was sick. Stupid freaking body was. realized

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my car was a piece of shit so i've been having

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problems all week yeah yeah yeah god he wrestles

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i thought i wrestled a lot yeah this is when

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you actually can you know devote your time to

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wrestling you can do pretty much everything you

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want oh him and price had a him and alec had

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a match at uh this is back in 2024 back at uh

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in the wrestling open that's cool yeah that's

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neat I'm looking at a cage match. I don't see

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AEW, but I just quick scanned. But he probably

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had a dark match. I know he had a match against

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Big Show on WWE TV. Maybe that's the one I was

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thinking of. Is that the one you're thinking

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of? Yeah, where Big Show didn't eat the crap

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out of him? Yeah, maybe that's the one I was

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thinking of. Speaking of that, have you seen

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Big Show is in fucking shape? Yo! Well, dude,

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it's like... You know why? He's not on TV. That's

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not the reason why. He's on a car. No, I'm joking.

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What's up? I think it was Mark. I can't remember.

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Somebody made fun of him. Oh, Jesus. He's like,

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dude, you're letting yourself go. Shit like that.

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I bet you can't get in shape. He goes, you don't

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think I can fucking get in shape? He goes, no.

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He's like, fuck you, I'll do it. He talked about

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it. I can't remember what podcast he was talking

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about it. He's like, you know what? That kicked

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my ass a gear. Mark Henry? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Okay.

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Because Mark and Big Show are in their AEW. Well,

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I don't know if Mark is still in the AEW, but.

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Aw. What the hell did I glass? Oh, so sad that

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your glass is broken. I'm going to cry a little,

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boo -boo. I'm going to kick you in the dick.

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You motherfucker. Do you remember what happened

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last time I broke one of these glasses? I know,

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the Aquaman. You spent weeks trying to fucking

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find it. Yes, I found two, by the way. There

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is another one downstairs in the box still, so

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I'm not super worried. If this one breaks, it's

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not the end of the world. It did take me a long

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time to find two, though. Maybe this is the thing

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I'm not drinking out of them. Oh, shut up. I

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keep wanting to drink out of them. Now, if you

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can see it right there in the M, like some of

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the... I can't see. I need my glasses on. Fuck,

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put your glasses on, motherfucker. I still can't

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see with my glasses on. There's a dot in the

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end that came out. I don't know what happened

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there. The main logo is in good shape, though,

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so we're okay. Well, I guess we should... It

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continues to serve my rum and coke well. And

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if you ever see Cat do that, by the way, folks,

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that's usually his wife going... Sorry, my wife

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is sick, so... Ah, I called it. Yeah. and of

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course the baby's upset so um we'll just uh get

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into the rumble i guess i'm gonna let this play

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and uh so that way it can go away because you're

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you're shitty at bantering so by yourself oh

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i am not so we saw the rumble yeah we uh of course

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the royal rumble was last week was it last week

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uh last weekend yes yeah last week the same day

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is the same as saturday and i kind of forgot

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about until like everyone's like oh who's watching

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the rumble today and it's like i don't have a

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way to watch the rumble And then I remember I

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have access to ESPN because... Didn't somebody

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say a couple weeks ago, too, they were like,

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ooh, I'm not going to watch it because it's all

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a review. Yeah, well, here's the thing. I wasn't

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paying for it. Oh, that's true. Honestly... That's

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the difference. I paid for it. I'm going to put

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this on, but honestly, though, I was not a fan

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of the Rumble, and I'll get into it in a minute.

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But we started off with... The Women's Rumble.

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the woman's rumble do you want to start off with

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the woman's rumble you want to go straight that's

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what the show started with i'll start with the

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woman's rumble okay i didn't i didn't even watch

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it so i hope it's a fucking good so uh we start

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off with charlotte flair and alexa bliss yeah

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um that wasn't a bad idea so what that reminded

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me of uh it was the 89 rumble i think it was

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89 or 90 it was 89 i think um was really neat

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so if anyone's a fan of a certain old school

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tag team like i am um 89 rumble x comes out first

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you know here comes the x you know here comes

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x and bill ed's talked about this on his podcast

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on their podcast he's talked about it on interviews

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he's like yeah so i'm standing on the ring and

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all of a sudden i hear the music just start over

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and i'm like oh they accidentally played my music

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twice and all of a sudden out comes fucking smash

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he's like he's like oh what are we going to do?

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Let's throw hands. So, yeah, that's kind of what

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it reminded me of. It'd be like me and you going

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at one and two and just looking at each other

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like, well, I guess we've got to throw hands.

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I think that happened with Matt and Jeff Hardy.

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I think they pulled one and two, and they just

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stood there like, okay, shook each other's hands

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and just started beating the shit out of each

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other. So, rumbles, yes, there are team -ups

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and rumbles. You and I have teamed up. Me and

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Levi have teamed up. Me and Levi have teamed

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up. It's one of those situations. Yeah, you do

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your best to try to eliminate people, but your

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goal is to win. You want to get that title shot

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or you want to get that $50 ,000 or when Cousin

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Larry does it, he's like, $1 ,000, kid. $1 ,000,

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kid, yeah. $1 ,000, $1 ,000, man. Whose line

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is it anyways, money? I don't mind going home

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with a grand. He doesn't actually pay you with

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$1 ,000. He just hands you the money. kayfabe

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motherfucker kayfabe do you honestly think that

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they would pay a wrestler a thousand dollars

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on a fair show that'd be cool i'd walk right

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down to that give me all your fried dough i love

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it every single time too because i'll give this

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to you but buddy i count it he's like i i counted

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it i know how much it is i know how much it is

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there's one dollar missing it's one dollar missing

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so we started i want to talk with him one day

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just take a five out just you know i give it

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back obviously he's like where's the five If

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I knew ahead of time, I would just do, like,

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I would purposely go and get $1 ,000 in just

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ones. So when he handed me the money, I would

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just hand him back $1 ,000 in ones. He's like,

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what the fuck is this? I actually have to look

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up the results because I don't remember. Yeah.

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Here, I can share my screen. No, I got it. I

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got it. Okay. Kena James. Is that how you say

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her name? Kiana? Kiana James. Yeah, hold on.

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I have no fucking clue who that person is. She

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is an NXT girl, I believe. Nia Jax. Yeah, I'm

00:14:10.940 --> 00:14:14.440
surprised Nia did some good stuff. So I'm surprised.

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I think I actually was listening to a little

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bit of her interview with Chris Van Vliet not

00:14:18.940 --> 00:14:21.419
long ago, and she was talking about how Triple

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H, I guess this time around, basically told her,

00:14:24.019 --> 00:14:26.600
go out there and just have fun. Go out there

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and just show them what you can do. but originally

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like they were like oh you gotta work to your

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size and yeah i mean she's a big girl she should

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work to her size but she should also be able

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to do athletic stuff you know i mean she is pretty

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athletic so the original unsafe worker yeah i

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feel sorry for her there's certain things that

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like you could tell were not her fault you know

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um she was talking about the whole thing with

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becky and yeah i was just gonna bring that up

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I guess I'm going to get fired. Yeah. Everyone's

00:14:57.950 --> 00:14:59.730
jumping on her and punching her and stuff. And

00:14:59.730 --> 00:15:01.669
I guess she just got sick of it. She's sharing.

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I just threw one, you know, and she, and she

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thought it was somebody else. I can't remember.

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It was, um, was it lit? Not live. Um, Lana, Lana,

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Lana. So she turned around, just swung one and

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cracked Becky right in the face. And she's like,

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whoops, I'm going to get fired. I'd be like,

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I'd walk out back. Be like, Okay, two questions.

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One, are they okay? Two, am I fired? If the answer

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to those things is yes and no, awesome. If the

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answer to those things are no and yes, it's good

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to see Jordan Grace in the Rumble again. Yes,

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yes, yes. Good old Jordan. Becky, Becky Lynch.

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The one that I was confused about, which I have

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no clue who the fuck it was, but was just eliminating

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people left and right was Last Legend. Yeah,

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she's actually Nia's tag partner. She was NXT

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last year. I think she was in NXT. They called

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her up, and dude, the reason they made her eliminate

00:16:03.570 --> 00:16:05.370
everyone is look at the size of her. She's a

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big girl. It's the Kane big show for the girls.

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You get that one big person, they're the cleaner.

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It's like when you have, I'm going to throw it

00:16:14.970 --> 00:16:16.129
for a local here, it's like when you have Jason

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come out, and Jason throws out like, you know,

00:16:19.129 --> 00:16:25.289
like... Raph and freaking Mark Moment. Sorry,

00:16:25.330 --> 00:16:27.429
Mark. I'm just using the example. Tommy Lane.

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Those guys. Jason comes out and throws eight

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guys over that are just there to be there that

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aren't going to prop. I don't want to disparage

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anyone. By the way, let me finish this thought

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and I'll finish another thought real quick. I

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don't want to disparage anyone. That's what it

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does. She was there to clean. She was a cleaner.

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She was getting rid of some of the talent that

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weren't going to win. But I just want to throw

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this out there really quick. I did read something

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today. I'm not going to mention anyone's names.

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There's no names mentioned here. They were saying

00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:59.779
that they felt a little disrespected. They are

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in the industry. and they felt they were a little

00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.819
disrespected i get that and i just want to say

00:17:06.819 --> 00:17:09.059
if anyone ever feels this disrespected by us

00:17:09.059 --> 00:17:11.640
here in the podcast 99 .9 of the time we are

00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:14.019
joking around we're busting balls we're busting

00:17:14.019 --> 00:17:16.619
balls we're not we don't mean any harm no in

00:17:16.619 --> 00:17:18.500
any way shape or form if you feel disrespected

00:17:18.500 --> 00:17:21.359
by us please talk to one of us and we'll we'll

00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:25.599
you know we'll talk about it you know i I bust

00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:27.599
everyone. Dude, I bust my own tag partner's ass

00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:30.960
at this time. All the fucking time. When are

00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:32.839
you going to get in the ring, fat bitch? Yeah,

00:17:32.859 --> 00:17:35.359
so it's like, you know, we don't mean any harm

00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:37.039
by any of it, so please don't take anything personally.

00:17:37.380 --> 00:17:38.759
When are you going to get in the gym, you fat

00:17:38.759 --> 00:17:41.279
bitch? Dude, I've been in the gym three times,

00:17:41.299 --> 00:17:42.279
two to three times a week. No, that's what you

00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:45.299
tell me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like, fuck

00:17:45.299 --> 00:17:46.619
your ass, we'll get in the gym. All right, go

00:17:46.619 --> 00:17:48.720
back up, go back up. So is this the eliminations?

00:17:49.220 --> 00:17:51.799
No, this is just who was in the rumble. Okay,

00:17:51.900 --> 00:17:54.220
so. My thing with the Rumble this year that really

00:17:54.220 --> 00:17:56.619
made me a little bit sad is I like surprises

00:17:56.619 --> 00:18:00.079
in the Rumble, right? Oh, we got surprises. Nah,

00:18:00.180 --> 00:18:02.599
no, no, no. The shitty surprises, but we got

00:18:02.599 --> 00:18:05.819
surprises. Dude, I'm sorry. Nikki's wrestling

00:18:05.819 --> 00:18:08.220
for the WWE. That wasn't a surprise. Nikki being

00:18:08.220 --> 00:18:10.680
in the Rumble wasn't a surprise. Brie was a little

00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:13.019
bit of a surprise. And did you notice the reaction

00:18:13.019 --> 00:18:15.900
Brie got? It wasn't, hey, Brie Bell is here.

00:18:16.140 --> 00:18:19.279
It was, we want Daniel Bryan. Yeah, they had

00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:22.039
the yes chant going. Yeah, she's doing the yes

00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:24.039
kicks. The yes chance. I'm like, if Daniel Bryan

00:18:24.039 --> 00:18:25.960
shows up in this place, the fucking roof's coming

00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:27.980
off the building. Then Owen Brody's like, there's

00:18:27.980 --> 00:18:30.019
no roof on the building. And I posted the thing

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from Guardians 2. It's metaphorical. Jackass.

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I love you, O 'Brien. I'm just fucking with you.

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I don't give a shit about the Bella Twins. I'm

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sorry. I just don't. I don't give a shit. The

00:18:43.829 --> 00:18:46.390
thing is, there's a lot of people that do. I

00:18:46.390 --> 00:18:47.710
know some people that really like the Bellas.

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And cool. You like who you like, right? That's

00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:52.890
wrestling. I mean, there's people like Logan

00:18:52.890 --> 00:18:57.349
Paul. I'm not a fan of that old wrestling. I

00:18:57.349 --> 00:19:00.210
don't like the girly fucking wrestling. I hate

00:19:00.210 --> 00:19:03.849
it. Yeah, they very much have the Divas style

00:19:03.849 --> 00:19:07.480
wrestling. And I'm sorry, when there was the

00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:08.980
diva -style wrestling, you know who my favorite

00:19:08.980 --> 00:19:11.619
wrestler was in that time period? Was Beth Phoenix,

00:19:11.859 --> 00:19:13.599
because she was a badass and she could throw

00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:17.420
people around. Yeah, Mickie James. Mickie could

00:19:17.420 --> 00:19:20.039
wrestle. Gayle Kim was around during just kind

00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:22.460
of in and out during that time. You want to see

00:19:22.460 --> 00:19:24.099
some good women's match during the divas period?

00:19:24.380 --> 00:19:27.359
Go to TNA. I'm not joking with you. Go to TNA,

00:19:27.539 --> 00:19:30.960
find Gayle Kim versus Awesome Kong. That's some

00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:34.539
freaking shit right there. The beautiful people.

00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.559
The women's division in TNA was 100 times better

00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:39.519
than the women's division in WWE at the time.

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Every single time the Divas came out, I just

00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:49.359
went and did something else. It's just girly.

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It's just too girly to me. I watched because

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I wanted them to have a chance because there's

00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:55.880
a lot of the girls I enjoyed. You just wanted

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to hope that their freaking tops fell off or

00:19:58.980 --> 00:20:01.309
something like that. if that shit you just watch

00:20:01.309 --> 00:20:03.750
you just go on twitter and you get all that shit

00:20:03.750 --> 00:20:06.690
that's that's easy enough no it's like what i

00:20:06.690 --> 00:20:10.509
wanted to i want i i like wrestling um and i

00:20:10.509 --> 00:20:12.369
want to see everyone succeed at wrestling that

00:20:12.369 --> 00:20:17.849
wants to wrestle so if like say zelina vega who

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i like zelina i think she's i think she's kind

00:20:19.650 --> 00:20:21.289
of cool honestly she's got a lot of cool like

00:20:21.289 --> 00:20:23.190
outfits and stuff i have no idea she was dressed

00:20:23.190 --> 00:20:26.599
out at the rumble with the big silver shiny wing

00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.599
things i'm sure it was a anime character i don't

00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:33.339
know who it was i watched i don't watch as much

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anime as i used to so and then you know it's

00:20:36.259 --> 00:20:40.000
like so but if i'm gonna go through the rumble

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where was i know she's a champ but where was

00:20:43.079 --> 00:20:45.400
like stephanie vicar right and like i know she's

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a champ so she doesn't matter but okay she matters

00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:49.160
because i'd love you some stuff here for her

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okay where was um If you want to give me some

00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:54.700
surprises, where the hell is Paige? Paige has

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been rumored to come back for months now. Where

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was, you know, and there's girls on the, I don't

00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:05.839
know, man. Paige, Lita. Yeah. Well, I know there's

00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:07.559
some of the girls that went to Saudi Arabia.

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Kelly. Bianca Belair. Where the hell is Bianca?

00:21:12.460 --> 00:21:15.319
Bianca Belair. She dislocated a finger. At this

00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:17.460
fucking point, I don't give a shit that they

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bring back Ronda Rousey just for a fucking surprise.

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No, no, never. Fucking no. No. God, no. I don't

00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:26.299
like her either, but that would have been a bigger

00:21:26.299 --> 00:21:30.380
surprise than Brie Bella. I agree, but my God,

00:21:30.500 --> 00:21:34.220
what a freaking vacuum of... I know, she's a

00:21:34.220 --> 00:21:39.980
fucking bitch. Yeah, the final four were... Sol

00:21:39.980 --> 00:21:44.029
Ruka. By the way, Sol Ruka? First time, okay,

00:21:44.170 --> 00:21:46.009
I'll be honest. First time I saw Sol Ruka, I

00:21:46.009 --> 00:21:48.809
was like, eh. And she's kind of grown on me a

00:21:48.809 --> 00:21:50.690
little bit. She came out, and first of all, her

00:21:50.690 --> 00:21:55.089
Saudi outfit was her. You know what I just realized?

00:21:55.210 --> 00:21:57.990
I forgot. What's that? I forgot. I saw the meme,

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and I was like, why does all the girls look like

00:22:00.470 --> 00:22:02.490
Power Rangers? They do, and then they made the

00:22:02.490 --> 00:22:04.269
Power Ranger meme, which is great. Yeah, it was

00:22:04.269 --> 00:22:06.430
so fucking funny. Because I think they knew.

00:22:07.569 --> 00:22:10.349
But no, okay, so like, okay, all the girls are

00:22:10.349 --> 00:22:12.789
out. Most of the girls came out in, oh, okay.

00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.160
Here's my rant of the night. Where's Samuel Matthews

00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:20.420
when I need him for the hot take? Here, I'll

00:22:20.420 --> 00:22:23.220
do it for you. Even though we don't have him,

00:22:23.259 --> 00:22:29.920
I'll do it for you. Samuel Matthews hot take.

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Alright, I'm not Samuel Matthews, I'm Dylan Nix,

00:22:37.279 --> 00:22:39.539
but here's your hot take for the evening. What

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the fuck? was up with the girls wearing black

00:22:43.130 --> 00:22:47.410
on black. And so many of them. That's what I'm

00:22:47.410 --> 00:22:50.609
saying. So many of them. Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley

00:22:50.609 --> 00:22:52.910
should have been the only girl allowed to wear

00:22:52.910 --> 00:22:54.750
black on black because that is her fucking aesthetic.

00:22:55.369 --> 00:22:57.809
That is who she is. Liv Morgan was doing it.

00:22:58.190 --> 00:23:01.609
Raquel Rodriguez was doing it. There's at least

00:23:01.609 --> 00:23:03.430
two other girls that had black on black, all

00:23:03.430 --> 00:23:05.589
right? Now, here's the thing. I get where some

00:23:05.589 --> 00:23:06.930
of these girls are like, oh, they're the Judgment

00:23:06.930 --> 00:23:08.309
Day. They do the black. Where the fuck's the

00:23:08.309 --> 00:23:10.569
purple? Judgment Day has purple in it. Why couldn't

00:23:10.569 --> 00:23:13.369
Liv Morgan being purple on black, all right?

00:23:14.069 --> 00:23:16.309
Give me some fucking color. I couldn't tell when

00:23:16.309 --> 00:23:19.970
it was like Rhea, Liv, Raquel. Like I said, there's

00:23:19.970 --> 00:23:21.529
another girl that had all black. I couldn't.

00:23:23.019 --> 00:23:25.000
Rhea's a bit taller than everyone, but Raquel's

00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.380
a bit taller than Rhea, and they both have long,

00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:29.440
dark hair. I couldn't tell who was who real quick.

00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:31.500
If I look up at the match, I'm like, who the

00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:33.380
fuck is that? And then it turns around, I see

00:23:33.380 --> 00:23:35.819
the goth makeup -ish, because Saudi Arabia has

00:23:35.819 --> 00:23:37.140
a thing with goth makeup, so Rhea couldn't do

00:23:37.140 --> 00:23:39.900
her full makeup. And I'm like, okay, that's Rhea,

00:23:40.019 --> 00:23:41.920
and okay, that's Raquel. Cool, I can tell those

00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:44.700
two apart, but I don't. It's like, eh. But then

00:23:44.700 --> 00:23:46.759
you got girls like Chelsea Green's outfit was

00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:49.180
great. You could tell Chelsea from a glance.

00:23:49.819 --> 00:23:51.599
Bailey's outfit was pretty good. Sol Rucas was

00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:54.480
probably my favorite. There's a few girls that

00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:56.740
were wearing. Roxanne Bles was dressed as Shego

00:23:56.740 --> 00:23:59.079
from freaking Kim Possible, which is fan -fucking

00:23:59.079 --> 00:24:01.859
-tastic. You know? Kari Sane was wearing bright

00:24:01.859 --> 00:24:04.420
yellow. Not Kari Sane. Io Sky was wearing bright

00:24:04.420 --> 00:24:06.799
yellow. I could pick out Io anywhere I looked

00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:09.779
in that ring. That's what I'm saying. Wear your

00:24:09.779 --> 00:24:15.059
fucking aesthetic colors. Wear a color. I don't

00:24:15.059 --> 00:24:18.119
care if it's not your normal colors. Orange.

00:24:19.339 --> 00:24:21.319
We wear orange. You know why we wear orange?

00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.039
We stand out when we wear orange. Most people

00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:25.740
are like, oh yeah, the guy's in orange. Pink.

00:24:26.299 --> 00:24:29.759
The only one that was wearing pink was freaking...

00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:32.720
Chunky. No, no, no. I'm talking in the rumble.

00:24:32.920 --> 00:24:35.440
Oh, in the rumble? Yeah. I think there was one

00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:37.759
girl wearing pink. It was Natty. Yeah, and that

00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:39.119
makes sense. Natty pink and black. Of course,

00:24:39.140 --> 00:24:41.940
the Hart Foundation, right? But I'm like... Guys,

00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:45.220
wear something to differentiate yourself, especially

00:24:45.220 --> 00:24:47.440
when you get to wear that full body suit. Like,

00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:48.839
on a Monday Night Raw, when you can wear your

00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:52.900
normal gear, I can tell you apart from a mile.

00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:55.359
But when you're just in full black, eh, who the

00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.460
fuck are you? You know? All right, that's my

00:24:57.460 --> 00:25:01.140
rant. Rant over. Rant over. But I hate that shit.

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:04.259
It's like, even on local scenes, I have five

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:06.700
pairs of gear in my gear bag. I will go to my

00:25:06.700 --> 00:25:08.200
opponent and be like, what color are you wearing?

00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:10.359
I was just going to say, how many times have

00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:13.140
we gone up to another tag team that we're wrestling

00:25:13.140 --> 00:25:14.480
and be like, what are you wearing for colors?

00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:18.599
I guess we're doing red today. Or are we doing

00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:22.779
purple? If we're wrestling Dunkey, we're like,

00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:24.619
all right, we'll wear red because we know Dunkey's

00:25:24.619 --> 00:25:26.950
going to wear orange. right you know or like

00:25:26.950 --> 00:25:29.109
if i go up and i'm like you go up to guys and

00:25:29.109 --> 00:25:29.990
like hey what are you guys wearing they're like

00:25:29.990 --> 00:25:32.029
oh red and black cool we're wearing orange or

00:25:32.029 --> 00:25:33.309
if i go up to a guy i'm like what are you wearing

00:25:33.309 --> 00:25:35.109
they're like oh gold all right i'm gonna wear

00:25:35.109 --> 00:25:37.849
my my pink i go up there oh i'm gonna wear pink

00:25:37.849 --> 00:25:40.910
cool i got my gold you know i i got stuff to

00:25:40.910 --> 00:25:43.970
contrast everyone but it's like i can't stand

00:25:43.970 --> 00:25:45.490
when i'm looking in the ring and all i see is

00:25:45.490 --> 00:25:47.829
the same colors clashing because like you get

00:25:47.829 --> 00:25:49.690
two bald guys with beards wearing black trunks

00:25:49.690 --> 00:25:52.549
and black boots who are you gonna remember Right,

00:25:52.630 --> 00:25:54.690
exactly. Exactly, right. But if you've got two

00:25:54.690 --> 00:25:56.549
guys in the ring, two bald guys in the ring with

00:25:56.549 --> 00:25:59.170
beards, one guy's wearing pink and blue, the

00:25:59.170 --> 00:26:01.029
other guy's wearing black and black, you're going

00:26:01.029 --> 00:26:02.230
to probably remember the guy in pink and blue.

00:26:03.809 --> 00:26:07.190
Exactly. Just saying. Okay, Lash Legend, bright

00:26:07.190 --> 00:26:10.490
purple. Look, she stands out. First of all, she's

00:26:10.490 --> 00:26:12.069
the only girl that looks like that, but she stands

00:26:12.069 --> 00:26:13.769
out. You're going to see. One, two, three. Three

00:26:13.769 --> 00:26:16.130
girls in black. Four. Sol Ruka's got her kind

00:26:16.130 --> 00:26:21.390
of scotch. It's a shirt. And she has like...

00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:23.539
she's got the checkered pants it looks ska it

00:26:23.539 --> 00:26:26.920
looks very like like she should be showing so

00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:28.519
i'm wondering if she might have got a little

00:26:28.519 --> 00:26:31.180
bit of heat for that because i doubt it our shirt

00:26:31.180 --> 00:26:33.819
kept coming up a little bit saudi arabia you

00:26:33.819 --> 00:26:35.599
don't know it wasn't it wasn't enough for them

00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:38.519
to get in trouble so there wasn't a crowd there

00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:42.640
i kept going oh shit why did we not bring this

00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:45.650
up to begin with I completely forgot to talk

00:26:45.650 --> 00:26:47.630
about that, but we'll go with the women's. The

00:26:47.630 --> 00:26:50.529
crowd looks fucking empty. I guess for the women's

00:26:50.529 --> 00:26:53.630
match, it was. I guess everyone kind of... First

00:26:53.630 --> 00:26:56.150
of all, did you know it started at 10 p .m. for

00:26:56.150 --> 00:26:59.529
their time? No. It started at 10 fucking p .m.

00:27:00.069 --> 00:27:02.490
And there's no water in there. Here's the thing,

00:27:02.549 --> 00:27:04.750
and we'll bring this... I'll show it later. It

00:27:04.750 --> 00:27:08.049
wasn't empty. The problem was... Those lights.

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:11.190
The lights made it look like the place was empty.

00:27:11.609 --> 00:27:14.980
Well, I guess... zoomed in you could see people's

00:27:14.980 --> 00:27:18.140
heads and stuff but i mean there's cool yeah

00:27:18.140 --> 00:27:21.619
no i i hated it i thought the leds were cool

00:27:21.619 --> 00:27:23.980
but yeah it made it look like an empty arena

00:27:23.980 --> 00:27:27.900
imagine being going out to the ring for the royal

00:27:27.900 --> 00:27:31.880
rumble it is the there's four big four big pay

00:27:31.880 --> 00:27:33.779
-per -views of the year the rumbles the second

00:27:33.779 --> 00:27:35.240
biggest pay -per -view of the year in my opinion

00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:38.049
second biggest WrestleMania, of course, is the

00:27:38.049 --> 00:27:39.910
biggest, but the Rumble is, in my opinion, the

00:27:39.910 --> 00:27:42.009
second biggest. Imagine you're a person going

00:27:42.009 --> 00:27:44.269
out for the Rumble. You go out, your number hits,

00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:46.349
your music plays, you run down the ring, you

00:27:46.349 --> 00:27:48.369
look up, and those LEDs are blurring people,

00:27:48.569 --> 00:27:50.950
and it looks empty. I'd be like, why am I here?

00:27:51.410 --> 00:27:54.349
I'm in a country that could kill me. Yeah, I

00:27:54.349 --> 00:27:56.630
have a country that literally could just decide

00:27:56.630 --> 00:27:58.690
if they wanted to kill me or not. Yeah, they

00:27:58.690 --> 00:28:00.269
can literally decide, oh, you're not going home.

00:28:00.349 --> 00:28:02.430
We're not going to let your plane take off. That

00:28:02.430 --> 00:28:06.980
almost happened. Yeah. I'm not making fun of

00:28:06.980 --> 00:28:09.220
Saudi Arabia, guys. This is all shit that's been

00:28:09.220 --> 00:28:13.079
proven. Supposedly, they're doing better, but

00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:15.400
at the same time, it still is Saudi Arabia where

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.019
they still have laws and shit. I'm still pretty

00:28:18.019 --> 00:28:19.819
sure you've still got to sign a waiver saying,

00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:23.039
hey, something happens to you. You're fucked.

00:28:23.700 --> 00:28:25.079
There's a lot of the countries in the Middle

00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:26.480
East, I know this because I have friends that

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:28.539
have gone, saying if you go, you have to sign

00:28:28.539 --> 00:28:31.059
a waiver saying if something happens, the United

00:28:31.059 --> 00:28:33.579
States... doesn't know who the fuck you are.

00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:38.099
You're on your own. Some of those countries are

00:28:38.099 --> 00:28:39.819
very beautiful. You can go visit. You can go

00:28:39.819 --> 00:28:42.319
do your stuff. As long as you stay in the major

00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.299
areas, you're fine. I'll use Egypt for a great

00:28:45.299 --> 00:28:48.599
example. Egypt has great tourism. I want to go

00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:52.579
see the pyramids. A lot of scammers. To this

00:28:52.579 --> 00:28:53.880
day, I still would love to go see the pyramids.

00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:59.279
For me, it's easier just to go... pyramids on

00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.200
Google Maps and just zoom in. I'm sitting in

00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:04.680
my chair at home with a beer. You definitely

00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:06.980
need a guide for that because, oh my God, there

00:29:06.980 --> 00:29:09.180
is so many fucking people trying to scam you

00:29:09.180 --> 00:29:11.539
for money. Grease, I've heard, is like that too.

00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:16.259
Yeah. If you're going to a country you've never

00:29:16.259 --> 00:29:18.880
been to, always have a guide. Pay the extra money.

00:29:19.180 --> 00:29:22.900
Have a guide, would you? Or a chainsaw. Yeah,

00:29:22.980 --> 00:29:28.279
okay. I want to say also, Before we get into

00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:35.559
this, too, Matt Kembeke, I can't pronounce his

00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:41.259
YouTube channel. Kembeke? Kembeke. Him and another

00:29:41.259 --> 00:29:44.299
guy, they're always, they're basically at almost

00:29:44.299 --> 00:29:47.440
every single WWE event. I wish I had that type

00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.819
of money. Yeah, right. So, well, with a million

00:29:50.819 --> 00:29:52.619
subscribers, you could probably afford to be

00:29:52.619 --> 00:29:55.799
at every single freaking one. See, okay. So,

00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:58.289
let's see. So you got Liv in black, you got Rhea

00:29:58.289 --> 00:30:00.690
in black. I can tell it's Rhea. Liv's blonde,

00:30:00.789 --> 00:30:02.170
of course, easy to tell. Raquel's down here in

00:30:02.170 --> 00:30:04.750
the corner in black. I think that's Charlotte.

00:30:05.069 --> 00:30:06.950
No, that's Tiffany. That's Tiffany Stratton.

00:30:07.430 --> 00:30:09.170
That's Tiffany in all white. Charlotte has been

00:30:09.170 --> 00:30:11.009
eliminated by this point. I actually remember

00:30:11.009 --> 00:30:16.549
that. Fucking headbutt. Sol Ruka's got that very

00:30:16.549 --> 00:30:21.029
cool looking... Oh, Jesus! I'd fucking say so.

00:30:23.300 --> 00:30:25.299
And she said this on Chris VanVleet's podcast.

00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:27.619
People come up and they go, hey, you look like

00:30:27.619 --> 00:30:30.500
that Rhea Ripley girl, but she's bigger. Everyone

00:30:30.500 --> 00:30:33.279
thinks Rhea's like 6 '3", or 6 '4", like huge.

00:30:33.420 --> 00:30:36.059
And she's not. She's like 5 '10". Like, for a

00:30:36.059 --> 00:30:39.259
girl, that's big. But she's not as big as you

00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:44.200
think she is, you know? Underhook to a... Ooh!

00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.339
She would have bumped on that. I'm surprised

00:30:48.339 --> 00:30:52.200
she threw a headbutt. Her face is, I think, is

00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.700
still fucked up. Now, Raquel's a big girl. Raquel's

00:30:55.700 --> 00:30:57.500
like 6 '1", I think. I started following her

00:30:57.500 --> 00:30:59.200
on TikTok because she's fucking, she's into dating

00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:01.920
as all shit. I love how the people on the ground

00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.420
are like, ah, let's probably pretend we're doing

00:31:04.420 --> 00:31:05.980
something while we're waiting for our spots.

00:31:06.619 --> 00:31:08.720
Yep, I've done this. We've both done this in

00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:10.059
the rumble, laying down like, okay, I'm just

00:31:10.059 --> 00:31:12.420
going to stay here for a minute. Yeah, I'm going

00:31:12.420 --> 00:31:17.299
to catch my breath. I'm blowing up. In the Joey

00:31:17.299 --> 00:31:20.140
Gleets rumble. Oh my god, that would be so annoying.

00:31:20.220 --> 00:31:22.119
Look what those freaking headlights are. It's

00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:25.579
right in your line of sight, man. That would

00:31:25.579 --> 00:31:30.799
have lasted 10 seconds of me. Again, they look

00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:33.859
pretty fucking cool. Until you're trying to watch

00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:36.660
the match, it's right in your way. And it looks

00:31:36.660 --> 00:31:41.579
like nobody's fucking sitting there. Why do I

00:31:41.579 --> 00:31:45.759
have a hacksaw? No reason. If I sat down and

00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:48.140
that was in my view, I would have shut the shit

00:31:48.140 --> 00:31:50.720
out of it until it came out. And if somebody

00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:52.220
came over and asked me about it, I'd be like,

00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:55.839
oh, I fell over and it broke. It broke. How'd

00:31:55.839 --> 00:32:03.059
it break? I get angry at it. Oh, Jesus. Apparently

00:32:03.059 --> 00:32:05.539
she fucked her back on that. She called that

00:32:05.539 --> 00:32:08.400
spot, but apparently just the way she hit, she

00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:11.829
apparently fucked her back. I get paid. I fucking

00:32:11.829 --> 00:32:16.029
look like a fuck. No. Why? See, Liv will get

00:32:16.029 --> 00:32:17.630
a little bit of silver in her gear, but it's

00:32:17.630 --> 00:32:19.410
basically, for Liv, it's basically her normal

00:32:19.410 --> 00:32:21.549
gear with a black t -shirt underneath. Yeah.

00:32:21.990 --> 00:32:26.730
Liv, how could you do this? Liv, spoiler, Liv

00:32:26.730 --> 00:32:29.369
wins the Rumble. Yeah. For those who didn't know.

00:32:29.430 --> 00:32:30.890
Yeah, for those that don't know. Yeah, where

00:32:30.890 --> 00:32:33.569
was Jessica Carr? Where's Jessica? Why isn't

00:32:33.569 --> 00:32:36.880
she in her mask in the damn Rumble? Whatever

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.519
her wrestling name is, I forgot what it is. Superhero,

00:32:39.700 --> 00:32:41.539
whatever that she was. Yeah, whatever it is.

00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.839
Dude, I will admit Soul Ruka's finisher is pretty

00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:50.039
freaking cool. Soul Snatcher? Soul Snatcher is

00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:53.359
fucking gross. The only problem is, and I've

00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:55.779
said this on shit like this, is you're not going

00:32:55.779 --> 00:32:57.460
to be able to do that forever. There's going

00:32:57.460 --> 00:32:58.420
to be a point where you're not going to be able

00:32:58.420 --> 00:33:02.559
to do the flip for it. Amber, she stopped doing

00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:05.500
the Swanton Bomb because it was fucking up her

00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:08.460
back. Yep, yep. Dude, if you look at this, it's

00:33:08.460 --> 00:33:11.940
Tiffy in all white, Lee in all, Liv in all black,

00:33:11.940 --> 00:33:14.599
and Sol Ruka in black and white. So it's kind

00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:18.960
of like, it's like a good, neutral evil. Go snatch

00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:23.460
her! She hits it here somewhere. She was supposed

00:33:23.460 --> 00:33:26.299
to stay down right there. She did not. She's

00:33:26.299 --> 00:33:28.599
like, I'm just gonna sit. Oh shit, there comes

00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:33.349
Tiffy. Gonna do this anyways. Hey, we're going

00:33:33.349 --> 00:33:38.589
to promote TurboTax in Saudi Arabia. Yep. So

00:33:38.589 --> 00:33:40.170
the funniest part is, if you didn't know this,

00:33:40.190 --> 00:33:43.430
Tiffany Stratton was actually an Olympic -level

00:33:43.430 --> 00:33:45.690
gymnast. So her doing the handspring elbow is

00:33:45.690 --> 00:33:48.069
super legit. That was part of her routine. She

00:33:48.069 --> 00:33:50.029
tumbled. So, yeah, a little shotgun dropkick.

00:33:50.230 --> 00:33:54.710
I want to start doing that. Go back, go back,

00:33:54.710 --> 00:33:57.430
go back a little bit. Watch this. Did you catch

00:33:57.430 --> 00:33:59.670
it? Watch. It's a little too far, but that's

00:33:59.670 --> 00:34:04.190
okay. Watch. Boom, boom, boom. There's the CM

00:34:04.190 --> 00:34:07.250
Punk knee that everyone fucking does now. Shotgun

00:34:07.250 --> 00:34:11.650
dropkick. Tiffy hits Liv, right? Liv's the wrong

00:34:11.650 --> 00:34:14.730
way. Watch Liv. Watch Liv. Watch Liv. I'm the

00:34:14.730 --> 00:34:21.389
wrong way. I didn't catch it during the rumble,

00:34:21.409 --> 00:34:23.530
but yeah, you see Liv go, oh shit, like a spin.

00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:26.179
I'm just taking it. I was like, whatever. Yeah,

00:34:26.300 --> 00:34:28.980
I wonder if she did that just so that she could

00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:32.079
give her a heads up that the moonsault's coming.

00:34:32.380 --> 00:34:38.599
Yeah. Double... Wow. And what a way to do a cutter

00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:41.159
in a different fucking... I'll be honest, Sol

00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:42.860
Ruka winning this wouldn't have been an awful

00:34:42.860 --> 00:34:45.849
thing. She's... hot right now like literally

00:34:45.849 --> 00:34:47.670
like her winning this would have just elevated

00:34:47.670 --> 00:34:49.570
her straight up yeah i don't know why she goes

00:34:49.570 --> 00:34:52.989
with okay so well so she go after who's she going

00:34:52.989 --> 00:34:56.530
after bianca or stephanie i don't even remember

00:34:56.530 --> 00:35:00.150
i don't know but anyway uh so for women's right

00:35:00.150 --> 00:35:02.889
now it's jade cargill who has defended it zero

00:35:02.889 --> 00:35:06.110
times since she's won it because no cargill she

00:35:06.110 --> 00:35:09.170
defended against uh zero times since she's won

00:35:09.170 --> 00:35:12.869
it Stephanie Vickers defended it way more. See,

00:35:12.989 --> 00:35:14.789
they say that both feet have to touch the ground.

00:35:14.849 --> 00:35:16.750
I would just let one foot touch the ground and

00:35:16.750 --> 00:35:20.389
pull myself up with the other. Yeah, that spot's

00:35:20.389 --> 00:35:24.250
been done. She almost slipped right there. There's

00:35:24.250 --> 00:35:27.010
a couple spots where Sol right there, too. I

00:35:27.010 --> 00:35:29.730
think that was one foot right there. Yeah, Tiffany

00:35:29.730 --> 00:35:35.760
was probably like, shit! No way! Is he trying

00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:37.980
to do the soul snatcher from there? He was trying

00:35:37.980 --> 00:35:42.619
to do the soul snatcher. Yep. So, Jade Cargill

00:35:42.619 --> 00:35:46.840
has recorded zero televised defenses of the Women's

00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:49.500
Championship during her reign that began November

00:35:49.500 --> 00:35:53.739
1st, 2025. She's held the title almost 90 days

00:35:53.739 --> 00:35:57.940
as the defending championship zero times. Back

00:35:57.940 --> 00:36:00.360
in the day, you don't defend the title for 30

00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:03.719
days. You get the thing stripped. And if I ran

00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:06.579
a company, I would do that. You're like, okay,

00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.519
cool. You can't show up for 30 days? Okay, for

00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.860
the Indies, it's a little different, but still.

00:36:11.219 --> 00:36:13.079
I would play that role. It would make it a little

00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:14.860
cool. All right, they didn't show up for 30 days.

00:36:14.900 --> 00:36:16.099
They're stripped. They want their belt back.

00:36:16.139 --> 00:36:18.000
They got to come back and win the thing back.

00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:21.940
That'd be a good way to do it. At Downey's Championship

00:36:21.940 --> 00:36:26.400
Wrestling, that's going to be our role. One day

00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:29.539
it'll be a thing. I swear to God. Maybe. I would

00:36:29.539 --> 00:36:33.380
love it if that's the case. You can see it right

00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:37.880
here. On the bottom, it looks like nobody's fucking

00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.920
here. But the upper image, you can see heads

00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:46.099
and stuff like that. The LEDs make it look like

00:36:46.099 --> 00:36:51.519
nobody's fucking there. And just a horrible,

00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:54.519
horrible, like, hey, maybe we shouldn't have

00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:58.840
done this. Yeah. I mean, again, it looked cool

00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:00.900
when they were doing the graphics and stuff like

00:37:00.900 --> 00:37:02.860
that. The graphics, the entrances and shit like

00:37:02.860 --> 00:37:05.179
that looked cool. They did. They really did.

00:37:05.300 --> 00:37:07.500
But the problem is the seats looked empty. It's

00:37:07.500 --> 00:37:11.980
like, like I said, maybe have a section off where

00:37:11.980 --> 00:37:15.500
you don't have people sitting there or whatever

00:37:15.500 --> 00:37:20.440
and do the LEDs. I've wrestled in a show in front

00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:24.380
of seven people. It's not multiple times. It

00:37:24.380 --> 00:37:27.920
is not. Shut up. You know, I mean, I was with

00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:32.739
you and I was definitely there with you with

00:37:32.739 --> 00:37:34.500
one of those. I should have him up and be like,

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:36.679
yo, you sold me money, by the way. One of us,

00:37:36.780 --> 00:37:39.760
we left with the belts after we didn't lose them.

00:37:40.059 --> 00:37:41.699
Without the belts after we didn't lose them.

00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:43.960
I'm going to keep those. Are we still champs?

00:37:43.980 --> 00:37:45.960
It's what it is. I don't know. I don't fucking

00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.039
care. Yeah, at this point. Apparently, he's doing,

00:37:49.179 --> 00:37:51.420
like, I've talked to a couple of people. 15 other

00:37:51.420 --> 00:37:54.139
fucking things, yeah. Yeah. I've talked to a

00:37:54.139 --> 00:37:55.260
couple of people that still work there. They're

00:37:55.260 --> 00:37:57.659
just like, you know, I'm doing fine. I was like,

00:37:57.860 --> 00:38:01.280
must be nice. I wonder if they're, because we

00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:06.510
got paid. pretty well if we got paid if yeah

00:38:06.510 --> 00:38:08.809
i'm assuming a lot of those guys are probably

00:38:08.809 --> 00:38:11.769
not making nearly as much as we did we weren't

00:38:11.769 --> 00:38:13.989
asking for a ton we were asking for the like

00:38:13.989 --> 00:38:16.250
our rate and we weren't it wasn't even a big

00:38:16.250 --> 00:38:18.590
rate it was enough to pay for cats and food basically

00:38:18.590 --> 00:38:22.010
yeah you know it's like we weren't asking a million

00:38:22.010 --> 00:38:25.610
dollars because he would just run weird as fucking

00:38:25.610 --> 00:38:30.860
lived in the lived in in canada but ran in massachusetts

00:38:30.860 --> 00:38:35.659
yeah okay bye i'm in charge now okay your soul

00:38:35.659 --> 00:38:38.599
is my equipment apparently is on my wish list

00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:41.519
because yeah apparently i'm doing that i don't

00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:45.119
know why so my my camera my sam got for me my

00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.960
microphone my sam got me my laptop on the other

00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:49.679
hand apparently is getting to the point where

00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:51.820
i can't play certain games on it i tried to play

00:38:51.820 --> 00:38:56.809
the uh I found a game on Xbox. It was the Warhammer

00:38:56.809 --> 00:38:58.710
40K shooter. I was like, oh, that looks fun.

00:38:59.030 --> 00:39:00.510
Because I've been getting into a lot of Warhammer

00:39:00.510 --> 00:39:03.730
40K mythology and shit lately. I was like, cool,

00:39:03.789 --> 00:39:05.250
I'll play that. And it's like, oh, your drivers

00:39:05.250 --> 00:39:07.070
are out of date. Oh, okay, I'll just update my

00:39:07.070 --> 00:39:08.809
drivers. I go to NVIDIA and update my drivers.

00:39:08.909 --> 00:39:10.989
And they're like, your drivers don't exist. And

00:39:10.989 --> 00:39:14.070
I'm like, my laptop is only five years old. What

00:39:14.070 --> 00:39:16.929
the fuck? Yep, that's about right. And unfortunately,

00:39:16.969 --> 00:39:21.980
I can't get new RAM because fucking AI. Yeah,

00:39:22.019 --> 00:39:25.119
that's the one good thing. I like about That

00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:28.320
one good thing about not trying to keep up to

00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:31.159
date with like the newest shit cuz yeah DDR for

00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:34.980
is still pretty cheap I'll be honest. The only

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:36.780
reason I'm playing on my laptop is because I'm

00:39:36.780 --> 00:39:40.039
playing Xbox games I told Sam if I get to the

00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:43.280
point where I get really annoyed If anyone notices

00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.119
I have a 55 inch TV sitting behind me. It does

00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:48.639
nothing I'm just gonna buy a fucking new Xbox

00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:52.409
and just hook it up. I had the the best Xbox

00:39:52.409 --> 00:39:54.889
before they went to like the, the, the refrigerator.

00:39:55.250 --> 00:39:57.590
Yeah. And, uh, you had, you had a one, which

00:39:57.590 --> 00:40:00.150
is what I get downstairs. The Xbox one series

00:40:00.150 --> 00:40:02.130
X or whatever the fuck it is. I can't remember.

00:40:02.190 --> 00:40:04.789
I get downstairs. Yeah. The 600 bucks one. I

00:40:04.789 --> 00:40:07.010
paid like 200 cause the game stopped, which was

00:40:07.010 --> 00:40:12.289
awesome. Um, I use it for TV. Dude, I, I'm a

00:40:12.289 --> 00:40:14.489
PS five sitting down there. I barely play it.

00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:17.579
I have a PS5 sitting downstairs. So the last

00:40:17.579 --> 00:40:20.260
game I played on my PS5 that I played all the

00:40:20.260 --> 00:40:23.340
way through was Baldur's Gate. After that, I

00:40:23.340 --> 00:40:25.880
was kind of like, cool. I've got nothing to play

00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:29.500
now. I just play everything on PC. There's more

00:40:29.500 --> 00:40:32.460
games I enjoy on PC than Xbox and shit like that.

00:40:32.460 --> 00:40:35.460
Right now, I'm playing Silksong. I'm going through...

00:40:35.460 --> 00:40:38.699
Okay, so I started Silksong. Get super mad at

00:40:38.699 --> 00:40:41.000
it. Silksong is a thousand miles an hour. Johnny

00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:42.960
Torres and I actually have talked about this

00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:45.139
plenty of times. So I went back and started playing

00:40:45.139 --> 00:40:47.019
Hollow Knight and I'm like, wow, Hollow Knight

00:40:47.019 --> 00:40:48.699
feels like it's fucking. So when I first played

00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:50.039
Hollow Knight, I was like, this game is fast.

00:40:50.739 --> 00:40:53.579
Now it's like it's on so much. It's super slow.

00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:55.880
It's not slow, slow, but it's like compared to

00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:01.260
Silksong, it's slow. So I'm Hearthstone and RuneScape

00:41:01.260 --> 00:41:04.559
has been my main focus right now. I redownloaded

00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:08.190
Fallout Shelter. I know. I saw that. I blame

00:41:08.190 --> 00:41:12.070
the Fallout show. Like, yeah, let's re -download

00:41:12.070 --> 00:41:14.650
and start playing against who happens. I probably

00:41:14.650 --> 00:41:16.730
have a guy still out in the wasteland for the

00:41:16.730 --> 00:41:18.489
last 60 plus days. No, he's dead. He's dead.

00:41:18.550 --> 00:41:21.269
He's fucking dead. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way.

00:41:21.409 --> 00:41:24.250
Okay. Okay. Another quick gripe while we're talking

00:41:24.250 --> 00:41:25.730
about just not wrestling stuff and we're just

00:41:25.730 --> 00:41:27.670
talking random shit for our one fan we got going

00:41:27.670 --> 00:41:30.269
on right now. JP and I talked about this a little

00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:32.769
bit and if he was fucking here, fucking JP Autism,

00:41:32.869 --> 00:41:35.150
I would talk to him about this too. I'm really

00:41:35.150 --> 00:41:38.000
mad at the show. At the Fallout show. Really

00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.860
mad at them. And I'll tell you why. Deathclaws

00:41:40.860 --> 00:41:43.800
aren't that fucking squishy. If you meet a Deathclaw

00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.059
in Fallout New Vegas, you're dead. Unless you're

00:41:47.059 --> 00:41:50.019
wearing a suit. No, it will still fucking eat

00:41:50.019 --> 00:41:53.059
you. The Deathclaws in Fallout New Vegas are

00:41:53.059 --> 00:41:57.300
fucking OP as shit. They will eat your ass. I

00:41:57.300 --> 00:41:59.780
don't fucking care. You could be Wolverine and

00:41:59.780 --> 00:42:02.960
they would eat you. The Deathclaws in the Fallout

00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:06.380
show are fucking Spongebob Squarepants. They're

00:42:06.380 --> 00:42:08.239
fucking splattering, but with a .50 cal shot.

00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:10.719
I'm sorry. You know how I killed fucking Deathclaws

00:42:10.719 --> 00:42:13.019
in Fallout New Vegas when I played? When I play,

00:42:13.179 --> 00:42:15.320
I would shoot them from half a mile away with

00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.400
a .50 cal with explosive ammo, and I'd still

00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:19.059
put eight bullets into them before they would

00:42:19.059 --> 00:42:21.380
drop. I would have to take a leg off, slow them

00:42:21.380 --> 00:42:23.500
down, and take ten headshots to kill the fuckers.

00:42:23.539 --> 00:42:26.320
And one .50 cal shot from an NCR sniper takes

00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:28.300
one out? No, it don't work that way. I'm fucking

00:42:28.300 --> 00:42:30.940
sorry. Sam's probably in the other room laughing

00:42:30.940 --> 00:42:33.260
at me right now. Fallout 4, I played it on easy

00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:36.269
mode. I just ran around with a parachute. With

00:42:36.269 --> 00:42:38.750
everything. Dude, I hate power suits. I fucking

00:42:38.750 --> 00:42:42.150
hate them. I just blew through the game. I didn't

00:42:42.150 --> 00:42:45.690
realize how easy it was. It's not the way I play,

00:42:45.750 --> 00:42:48.929
man. It's not the way I play. My buddy said that

00:42:48.929 --> 00:42:51.630
too. He's like, you fucking cheater. It's a lot

00:42:51.630 --> 00:42:55.150
harder without one. It's like, this is fun. Take

00:42:55.150 --> 00:42:57.889
off the suit and I died like 15 times within

00:42:57.889 --> 00:43:00.250
like two minutes. I'm like, okay, I can see your

00:43:00.250 --> 00:43:03.090
point now. I don't play any of the Bethesda games.

00:43:03.550 --> 00:43:06.349
I play exactly the same way. Let's build my stealth

00:43:06.349 --> 00:43:11.269
up so I'm invisible and shoot shit. Every time

00:43:11.269 --> 00:43:13.630
I play Skyrim, I'm like, oh man, Skyrim, cool.

00:43:13.849 --> 00:43:17.909
I'll build a half orc or half, yeah, I'll build

00:43:17.909 --> 00:43:19.969
a half orc freaking sorcerer, shoot lightning

00:43:19.969 --> 00:43:21.329
out of one hand, have a mace with the other one.

00:43:21.409 --> 00:43:23.670
You know what I end up playing? Every fucking

00:43:23.670 --> 00:43:26.949
time? Stealth Archer. Yeah, that's basically

00:43:26.949 --> 00:43:30.030
what I do. Every time. Stealth Archer. It's so

00:43:30.030 --> 00:43:33.889
much easier. Stealth magic. No, fuck magic. Archer.

00:43:34.439 --> 00:43:37.239
Dude, magic's hard. I can't tell you how many

00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.400
times I've played. Yeah, I know. But I can't

00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:41.820
tell you how many times in Skyrim where I'm playing

00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:43.840
Stealth Archer, I shoot someone with an arrow.

00:43:44.019 --> 00:43:45.559
They got an arrow sticking out of their face

00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:47.159
and they're like, oh, what was that? Must have

00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:49.139
been the wind. There's an arrow in your head,

00:43:49.219 --> 00:43:56.139
you idiot. Using just magic in Skyrim from level

00:43:56.139 --> 00:44:01.559
1 to 20 is fucking hard as shit. Oblivion, though.

00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:05.199
Once you get Fireball, you're like, eh, Fireball

00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:10.960
the whole haul. Everything dies. Fireball! Have

00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:13.820
you seen that video of the wizard? I can do spells!

00:44:14.300 --> 00:44:17.099
Fireball! Dude, I'm old now, man. Fireball just

00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:22.340
burns. Oh, shit. So we had also... People are

00:44:22.340 --> 00:44:23.579
going to tune in and be like, what the fuck are

00:44:23.579 --> 00:44:26.039
they talking about? Yeah, exactly. Sometimes

00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:28.320
we talk about games, guys. We have a game channel,

00:44:28.420 --> 00:44:29.960
we just never do it. Yeah, because we're all

00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:35.000
busy. We say we'll do it. I can't live stream

00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:38.619
with this laptop anymore, which is why I haven't

00:44:38.619 --> 00:44:41.019
done any live streams at all for a while. I'm

00:44:41.019 --> 00:44:43.420
waiting to fix my computer. If my shit would

00:44:43.420 --> 00:44:45.360
stop fucking breaking, that would be nice. Like

00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:48.840
your car? That's what I'm saying. I have two

00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:51.280
dead cars. Bought a new one yesterday. Not a

00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:53.579
new one, but used one yesterday, and that's having

00:44:53.579 --> 00:44:55.019
problems, so that's going to have to go straight

00:44:55.019 --> 00:44:57.420
in the shop. Mine's going to go to the shop in

00:44:57.420 --> 00:44:58.340
the morning if it makes you feel any better.

00:44:59.210 --> 00:45:02.710
my uh my windshield washer um pump just doesn't

00:45:02.710 --> 00:45:06.489
work just stop kind of need that kind of need

00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:08.489
that i've driven without it a couple times and

00:45:08.489 --> 00:45:10.530
we're in winter so you know how the roads get

00:45:10.530 --> 00:45:13.389
in the winter when it's muddy uh yeah it's uh

00:45:13.389 --> 00:45:16.809
it's fun it's it's it's it's not fun not at all

00:45:16.809 --> 00:45:19.409
so all right so continue with the royal rumble

00:45:19.409 --> 00:45:22.710
i'm sorry i tangented it so aj styles last match

00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:26.050
He didn't retire. Oh, it's supposedly he did.

00:45:26.190 --> 00:45:28.150
I hate this finish though. Oh, the frigging.

00:45:28.570 --> 00:45:32.190
Okay. So I don't mind the choke out sleeper finish.

00:45:32.250 --> 00:45:34.969
No, no, that's fine. That's not what I'm talking

00:45:34.969 --> 00:45:39.590
about this. Okay. Pick one. You either do the

00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:43.289
fucking drop one. Yeah. Oh, I see what you're

00:45:43.289 --> 00:45:48.730
saying. It's done or pick them up and drops and

00:45:48.730 --> 00:45:51.010
it's over. There's so many times that they flip

00:45:51.010 --> 00:45:53.940
flop that shit. So fucking annoying. But yeah,

00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:56.960
AJ Styles wrestled Gunther. It was a good match.

00:45:57.380 --> 00:45:59.360
Oh, yeah. Well, it's AJ Styles and Gunther. Of

00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:01.380
course, it's going to be a good match. And we

00:46:01.380 --> 00:46:03.719
all knew Gunther was going to beat him because

00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:08.579
AJ Styles didn't resign. People think that he's

00:46:08.579 --> 00:46:11.519
going to go TNA. I don't know. I think he is.

00:46:11.659 --> 00:46:13.500
Actually, I think that's where he's going to.

00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:16.719
He showed up in TNA on Monday. or tuesday or

00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:19.239
whatever it was i think he's gonna go there finish

00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:20.800
out his career that's where he's gonna retire

00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:23.960
but he was already announced for tna before uh

00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:27.139
the retirement stuff before this last match well

00:46:27.139 --> 00:46:29.559
they announced him for tna like a month or two

00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:32.260
ago that he was gonna be there so i don't know

00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:36.099
but who knows um he started off in tna so um

00:46:36.099 --> 00:46:40.440
i think he did tna and roh before you know roh

00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:42.639
got butthurt and said you pick one or the other

00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:45.780
that's kind of like I think there's a couple

00:46:45.780 --> 00:46:48.019
of videos on that. Whoever's, I can't remember

00:46:48.019 --> 00:46:51.659
who did it, but check that out. Just the, how

00:46:51.659 --> 00:46:54.480
they were working great with each other, ROH

00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:57.360
and TNA. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it went

00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:02.320
from that to you pick one or the other and fuck

00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:05.420
you. That's basically what it was. Cause CM Punk

00:47:05.420 --> 00:47:08.599
was in TNA and did, but when that split, he stayed

00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:11.380
with ROH cause he helped build ROH. Styles stayed

00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:15.329
in TNA even though they fucked him. Yup. Yeah,

00:47:15.329 --> 00:47:19.730
it's cool to listen to how they were basically

00:47:19.730 --> 00:47:24.550
pretty close in working with each other to some

00:47:24.550 --> 00:47:27.170
kind of bad blood. It's like, alright, enough's

00:47:27.170 --> 00:47:29.909
enough. We're done with this shit. Honestly,

00:47:32.530 --> 00:47:34.670
I can't even remember most of the shit that went

00:47:34.670 --> 00:47:39.409
on on Royal Rumble. Drew McIntyre versus Sami

00:47:39.409 --> 00:47:44.349
Zayn. Yeah, I was really hoping Sammy would win.

00:47:44.449 --> 00:47:46.769
No, no, no. It's not going to be Sammy taking

00:47:46.769 --> 00:47:48.349
the title off Drew. It's going to be like...

00:47:48.349 --> 00:47:53.909
He should have won the title when he was in the

00:47:53.909 --> 00:47:59.269
bloodline. He should have beat Gunther. Not Gunther.

00:47:59.389 --> 00:48:01.829
Yeah, basically back in the bloodline. You're

00:48:01.829 --> 00:48:03.989
right. Yeah, that should have been it. But it

00:48:03.989 --> 00:48:07.679
wasn't, so we are stuck with... uh sammy being

00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:10.000
sammy and trying to win stuff and not being able

00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.960
to win stuff so he's a guy that i can see after

00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:16.199
his contract goes to aw i don't think aw sorry

00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:22.019
i don't think he's gonna go to aw um i i think

00:48:22.019 --> 00:48:23.539
i don't think he's gonna i think he'll finish

00:48:23.539 --> 00:48:26.340
in wwe because i think him and ko have to have

00:48:26.340 --> 00:48:28.019
one more match before either of them get done

00:48:28.019 --> 00:48:30.980
and ko is still recovering from the neck surgery

00:48:30.980 --> 00:48:34.090
so which Oh, speaking of that, there is news

00:48:34.090 --> 00:48:36.369
about that too. Not KO, but another guy with

00:48:36.369 --> 00:48:40.929
neck problems. Who's that? Biggie. He officially

00:48:40.929 --> 00:48:43.969
retired today. He said he's officially retired.

00:48:45.250 --> 00:48:48.130
Yeah, he wasn't going to come back. Everybody

00:48:48.130 --> 00:48:52.590
kind of knew that. Well, he'd always been kind

00:48:52.590 --> 00:48:55.090
of like, well, maybe never say never type thing,

00:48:55.150 --> 00:48:57.269
right? It's wrestling. Never say never, you know,

00:48:57.289 --> 00:49:00.630
because look at Edge and Daniel Bryan. But theirs

00:49:00.630 --> 00:49:03.969
was more different than, because I think Edge

00:49:03.969 --> 00:49:07.110
and Bryan was more of like a pinched nerve. No,

00:49:07.110 --> 00:49:10.070
it was a broken neck, both of them. The problem

00:49:10.070 --> 00:49:13.429
is it was a different broken neck. Big E's was

00:49:13.429 --> 00:49:17.269
squished. Yeah, so for all y 'all that don't

00:49:17.269 --> 00:49:18.710
know, there's like six vertebrae in your neck.

00:49:19.759 --> 00:49:21.739
If you break one of the lower ones, say down

00:49:21.739 --> 00:49:25.300
lower towards your shoulders, it's still a broken

00:49:25.300 --> 00:49:28.239
neck, but it can be fused, it can be worked with,

00:49:28.380 --> 00:49:30.800
and stuff can be done. Big E broke the one connecting

00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:35.119
basically his spine to his skull. That's the

00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:38.440
dangerous one. That's the one they can do. It's

00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:45.320
called internal decapitation. Basically, it'll

00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:47.380
sever the spinal cord, but your head won't come

00:49:47.380 --> 00:49:49.780
off. It'll still kill you. And the problem is

00:49:49.780 --> 00:49:52.280
if it severs there, it shuts off your brain activity.

00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:55.360
So it's like the famous thing in the TV when

00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:56.719
someone grabs it in the neck and just goes like

00:49:56.719 --> 00:50:00.219
that. That's what it is. Yeah. So, yeah, that

00:50:00.219 --> 00:50:01.619
was the big, that was the problem with Big E's.

00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:04.619
That's where he broke his. And, you know, I still

00:50:04.619 --> 00:50:07.559
feel bad, man. Like, I feel bad for Rich Holland.

00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.139
I feel bad for Big E because that was such a

00:50:10.139 --> 00:50:13.900
freaking accident. You can watch it. Big E was

00:50:13.900 --> 00:50:16.539
like, I didn't jump at the right time. You know,

00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:18.210
it's like. That's the thing with the overhead

00:50:18.210 --> 00:50:21.409
belly. That's why I don't do... Yeah, I was going

00:50:21.409 --> 00:50:23.849
to say, that's why I don't throw them. It's like

00:50:23.849 --> 00:50:28.590
Dragon Suplexes 2 or the Snap Dragon Suplexes,

00:50:28.590 --> 00:50:30.590
the half and a half Suplexes. Yeah, fuck that.

00:50:30.829 --> 00:50:34.170
I can do them. I can do pretty much any Suplex

00:50:34.170 --> 00:50:37.829
on the planet. I've done a lot of them. I can't

00:50:37.829 --> 00:50:41.309
take one. Prove it that time again, or at least

00:50:41.309 --> 00:50:43.849
once. It's just even gross because it's high

00:50:43.849 --> 00:50:46.599
shoulders that you're landing. I don't... I've

00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:48.440
landed high shoulders and moves. I don't mind

00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.219
that, but it's like, I can at least adjust if

00:50:51.219 --> 00:50:52.900
I have to in the middle of something, you know,

00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.440
off something like that. It's when you have to

00:50:55.440 --> 00:50:56.940
land on the back, basically the back of your

00:50:56.940 --> 00:50:59.159
neck. I hate, I don't like doing that stuff.

00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:01.300
Like even my German suplexes, I let, I let you

00:51:01.300 --> 00:51:04.099
go halfway through so you can land. Like my last

00:51:04.099 --> 00:51:05.960
one I threw, sorry, storm was a little high,

00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:07.980
but he still landed mostly on his shoulders,

00:51:08.139 --> 00:51:10.579
bit of the back of his neck, but mostly his shoulders,

00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.280
you know? Yeah. So I think that was, he gave

00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:15.539
me a little more jump. So what? I think that

00:51:15.539 --> 00:51:17.300
was the only two matches that the Rumble had.

00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:23.260
It was Sami Zayn and Drew McIntyre and the retirement

00:51:23.260 --> 00:51:25.179
match. So we got the Rumble, the men's Rumble.

00:51:25.360 --> 00:51:28.719
Yeah, so by the time Sami and Drew were wrestling,

00:51:28.940 --> 00:51:30.440
it was the middle of the match, I was going out

00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:32.400
to eat for dinner. I went to have some really,

00:51:32.460 --> 00:51:34.119
really good Mexican food. There's a good Mexican

00:51:34.119 --> 00:51:37.320
place here in Ellsworth. Yes, I know which one

00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.320
you're talking about. I haven't tried the Indian

00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:40.599
place yet. I really haven't tried the Indian

00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:43.420
place. I was at Shaw's last night. And it's across

00:51:43.420 --> 00:51:47.000
the road. I can smell the butter chicken. And

00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:50.280
again, we talk about the Royal rumble. Like you,

00:51:50.340 --> 00:51:52.619
you want surprises and stuff like that. Like

00:51:52.619 --> 00:51:56.260
the way, way back when you got valor. Yeah. Good

00:51:56.260 --> 00:51:57.719
question. I want that a question answered. Where

00:51:57.719 --> 00:52:00.420
was Finn Balor? Good question. I don't know.

00:52:00.460 --> 00:52:03.659
It's just like, you used to even get like celebrities

00:52:03.659 --> 00:52:06.800
come in and do like, like a spot here and there.

00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:09.579
Well, the problem is again, is where they were.

00:52:11.399 --> 00:52:15.920
I'm sorry. Say Vin Diesel. I'm going to pick

00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:17.679
Vin Diesel. Just a random guy. Vin Diesel, right?

00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:21.300
Say, hey, Vin, we want you to be a surprise entrant

00:52:21.300 --> 00:52:23.780
in the Royal Rumble this year. We got 30 guys

00:52:23.780 --> 00:52:26.800
in. We want you to be a big, tough guy. You're

00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:30.539
Dom, family. We want you to go in there, and

00:52:30.539 --> 00:52:31.780
The Rock's going to be there. We want you and

00:52:31.780 --> 00:52:33.500
The Rock to have a face -off. Cool. All right.

00:52:33.539 --> 00:52:35.380
That sounds really awesome, right? Vin Diesel

00:52:35.380 --> 00:52:37.380
goes, all right, man, that's cool. Where are

00:52:37.380 --> 00:52:39.820
we? He's like, oh, we're in Saudi Arabia. No.

00:52:41.859 --> 00:52:44.719
I guarantee a lot of people went, nope. I choose

00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:48.920
life. No, thanks. I choose life. I can't do it.

00:52:51.539 --> 00:52:54.099
Anytime Sammy Chaos posts something, I'm like,

00:52:54.139 --> 00:52:57.699
no thanks. I choose life. So we started off with

00:52:57.699 --> 00:53:02.880
Uba. Is that how you say his name? Uba. Fucking

00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:08.059
massive guy. He is. He's a big boy. He's big.

00:53:08.139 --> 00:53:09.780
He's going to be something. He's going to be

00:53:09.780 --> 00:53:12.119
something. Yeah. And then brawn breaker. And

00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:14.480
of course we have the mass man. Number nine,

00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:18.039
number nine, number nine, Mr. Iguana. All right.

00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:20.519
The guy with a fucking Iguana puppet. We can

00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:22.000
have him in the rumble. We can't have fucking

00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:25.659
Finn Balor. Nope. Finn Balor and his puppet.

00:53:25.780 --> 00:53:29.280
We have two El Grande Americanos, but we can't.

00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:32.019
The original. I don't care. The original El Grande

00:53:32.019 --> 00:53:34.869
Americano. You know the only thing I was excited

00:53:34.869 --> 00:53:38.690
for? Number 14, Royce Keyes, who of course is

00:53:38.690 --> 00:53:41.369
in Powerhouse Hobbs. Yes. I was excited for that.

00:53:42.070 --> 00:53:44.710
Oh, yo, did you see, by the way, Brock Lesnar

00:53:44.710 --> 00:53:48.230
basically just go, no, and throw Ilya Dragunov

00:53:48.230 --> 00:53:50.590
on top? Yeah, I was going to get to that. You

00:53:50.590 --> 00:53:54.889
could tell that he was just like, I'm fucking

00:53:54.889 --> 00:53:57.719
done with this place. I'm ready to go home. Fucking

00:53:57.719 --> 00:54:00.699
hate Brock Lesnar. I hate him. Seriously. Because

00:54:00.699 --> 00:54:03.280
he just does whatever the fuck he wants. Everyone's

00:54:03.280 --> 00:54:04.860
like, well, it's Brock Lesnar. I don't care.

00:54:05.579 --> 00:54:07.739
If you're out there to do a job, do your job.

00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:10.800
It's like, he basically looks like a fucking

00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:13.539
chump. We know some people that do the same thing.

00:54:13.699 --> 00:54:14.940
It's just like, I don't feel like doing this

00:54:14.940 --> 00:54:17.619
anymore. Fucking just eliminate me. But again,

00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:20.989
shit, I've done that in Rumble. Where I'm like,

00:54:21.050 --> 00:54:22.550
okay, I'm done. Just throw me over the top rope.

00:54:22.889 --> 00:54:26.269
You don't have planned spots or you weren't supposed

00:54:26.269 --> 00:54:29.190
to be in there for X amount of time. And there's

00:54:29.190 --> 00:54:32.570
people that'd be like, ah, fuck it. Okay. Same

00:54:32.570 --> 00:54:34.429
in the corner. I'm going to pick up Chad Casanova

00:54:34.429 --> 00:54:35.789
here a little bit. Cause Chad's actually a decent

00:54:35.789 --> 00:54:37.449
dude. And then like, as much as I was smacked,

00:54:37.449 --> 00:54:39.090
smug look on his face, I'm going to pick on him

00:54:39.090 --> 00:54:40.730
here a little bit. Like same in the corner. Chad

00:54:40.730 --> 00:54:42.909
Casanova is like me up a chops, right? I'm going

00:54:42.909 --> 00:54:44.170
to take those chops. I'm going to sell those

00:54:44.170 --> 00:54:45.710
chops. I'm not going to be like four chops and

00:54:45.710 --> 00:54:46.949
be like, nah, I'm fucking done with this. Grab

00:54:46.949 --> 00:54:48.289
him by the face and throw him over the top rope.

00:54:49.690 --> 00:54:52.409
That's basically what Brock did to Ilya. He made

00:54:52.409 --> 00:54:55.869
Ilya look like nothing. And Ilya is like one

00:54:55.869 --> 00:54:57.590
of the scariest little motherfuckers on the planet,

00:54:57.710 --> 00:55:00.130
all right? Yeah. So we're going to get to that

00:55:00.130 --> 00:55:04.070
too. Why was La Parca there? I don't know. Seriously,

00:55:04.190 --> 00:55:06.329
why the fuck was La Parca? Now, was it even La

00:55:06.329 --> 00:55:09.710
Parca or was it some guy from NXT in a La Parca

00:55:09.710 --> 00:55:15.480
outfit? Could be. Who fucking knows? Yeah, and

00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:18.320
then Brock getting eliminated during the fucking

00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:21.079
yeet shit. Oh, my God. The yeet thing. That needs

00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:25.300
to stop, too. Oh, I hate that shit. But right

00:55:25.300 --> 00:55:27.880
there, you could tell that Brock was like, okay,

00:55:27.900 --> 00:55:30.820
I'm ready to fucking. I've done enough. I'm ready

00:55:30.820 --> 00:55:33.960
to go home. It's like shit like that. There's

00:55:33.960 --> 00:55:36.199
stuff, man. There's just stuff. It's like, okay,

00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:40.000
so WWE is what it is. I get there's shit about

00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:43.559
it. That's just not the best, right? But there's

00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:46.159
some shit. They just need to take it. It's at

00:55:46.159 --> 00:55:48.460
a 12. It needs to come down to a 7 real fucking

00:55:48.460 --> 00:55:50.780
quick. The yeet shit is one of those things.

00:55:50.900 --> 00:55:53.760
And I get it's over. It's like Seth Rollins in

00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:57.320
the audience. I get it's over. I totally get

00:55:57.320 --> 00:55:59.960
shit being over. You want it to be over, right?

00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:04.500
Seth Rollins, I fucking hated that. I still do,

00:56:04.599 --> 00:56:09.119
actually. It's over. But, you know, I'm one guy

00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:11.860
in the internet. Yeah, the hooded guy who's fucking...

00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:15.340
Grayson Waller, by the way. What's that? It's

00:56:15.340 --> 00:56:19.039
Grayson Waller. Yeah, they revealed that it was

00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:22.300
Grayson Waller. Ooh, big, big, like, ooh. Great,

00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.880
so we have freaking... Didn't Grayson Waller...

00:56:24.880 --> 00:56:27.639
Grayson Waller, A -Town Downtown, or whatever

00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:29.239
the fuck they were called. Him and Theory were

00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:31.800
attacked. Why did he attack Brawn Breaker, then?

00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:34.880
Because him and fucking... I don't know. Theory's

00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:38.280
part of the... The pigeons, or whatever they're

00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:40.079
called there, right? The Vision? There we go.

00:56:40.739 --> 00:56:42.920
So, I'm like... Does he have something against

00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:45.139
theory? Like, is he going after theory? Do I

00:56:45.139 --> 00:56:46.440
attack bond breaker? Why did I attack theory?

00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:48.599
Oh, he wasn't in the rumble because that would

00:56:48.599 --> 00:56:50.960
make fucking sense. There. He was in the rumble.

00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:54.840
He was like, yeah, freaking off. Grayson Waller

00:56:54.840 --> 00:56:57.860
attack, brawn breaker, not awesome theory. None

00:56:57.860 --> 00:57:00.179
of this makes fucking sense. I'm assuming it

00:57:00.179 --> 00:57:02.519
was somebody else and they had to fucking change

00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:05.880
it because it wasn't going to work. It was probably

00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:07.880
the other fucking Paul brother that got his ass

00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:12.340
knocked the fuck out who I saw on TikTok today.

00:57:12.440 --> 00:57:14.119
So when he does the tongue thing, that means

00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:16.099
slow the fuck down. Don't hit him because Mike

00:57:16.099 --> 00:57:19.840
Tyson was about to kill his fucking ass. That's

00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:23.820
right. He's like, no, we're actually about to

00:57:23.820 --> 00:57:27.030
murder him. Then he went, and then Tyson bit

00:57:27.030 --> 00:57:29.849
his gloves for the next three rounds. Tyson would

00:57:29.849 --> 00:57:32.610
have killed him. Who did he fight? I don't remember

00:57:32.610 --> 00:57:35.710
his last fight. Some guy, Austin, right? That

00:57:35.710 --> 00:57:37.389
whole boy was like, I don't need the fucking

00:57:37.389 --> 00:57:39.909
money. I'm just going to kill you. Dude, it was...

00:57:39.909 --> 00:57:42.369
I gave that motherfucker... I don't want to have

00:57:42.369 --> 00:57:44.230
that guy that punched him in the face and pulled

00:57:44.230 --> 00:57:45.849
out my wallet and be like, I got 30 bucks in

00:57:45.849 --> 00:57:49.619
my wallet. You got all my money. Jake Paul kept

00:57:49.619 --> 00:57:52.679
on grabbing his legs. And somebody commented,

00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:55.699
I bet he's like, maybe if I suck his dick, he'll

00:57:55.699 --> 00:58:00.860
stop beating me up. Stop beating my ass. Stop

00:58:00.860 --> 00:58:05.039
beating my face in. For the record, I know I

00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:08.400
say we pick on people and we have fun with a

00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:10.019
lot of people. I fucking hate the Paul brothers,

00:58:10.260 --> 00:58:12.250
all right? I think they're a waste of space.

00:58:12.369 --> 00:58:14.110
And if they both fell in the ocean, I would not

00:58:14.110 --> 00:58:15.869
look for them. It's just because all the shit

00:58:15.869 --> 00:58:17.869
that they did in their younger age with like

00:58:17.869 --> 00:58:22.030
the Japanese. When they went on Japanese tour.

00:58:22.489 --> 00:58:26.389
Yeah. And then Jake was like, I got to one up

00:58:26.389 --> 00:58:28.630
my brother. I got to do a freaking soft core

00:58:28.630 --> 00:58:31.829
on YouTube. If they both get fucking abducted

00:58:31.829 --> 00:58:33.710
by aliens and anal probe, I wouldn't, I wouldn't

00:58:33.710 --> 00:58:37.429
care. But the problem is, is that everybody fucking

00:58:37.429 --> 00:58:39.269
hates them. And that's how they make so much

00:58:39.269 --> 00:58:43.489
fucking money. You know what? People want to

00:58:43.489 --> 00:58:45.670
see them get their ass beat. No, I want to see

00:58:45.670 --> 00:58:49.289
them get eaten by a chupacabra. All right? I

00:58:49.289 --> 00:58:51.789
want Mothman to carry them away to freaking Chernobyl.

00:58:53.250 --> 00:58:55.789
But I'm saying outlandish shit because I don't

00:58:55.789 --> 00:58:57.469
know what else to say right now. I thought that

00:58:57.469 --> 00:59:00.489
was Dean Ambrose. No, it's not Dean Ambrose.

00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:03.769
It's the side of AEW. I know, but I was kind

00:59:03.769 --> 00:59:06.469
of hoping that there was, because now that goes

00:59:06.469 --> 00:59:09.579
on, I had this whole fucking theory. that I showed

00:59:09.579 --> 00:59:12.599
you guys on Monday. The guy that came out Wednesday

00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:14.239
and was like, I'm still here, motherfuckers.

00:59:14.420 --> 00:59:17.260
And the Death Riders are now faces because Tony

00:59:17.260 --> 00:59:19.719
Condon has not a fucking clue how to book a show.

00:59:20.820 --> 00:59:24.239
I had this whole fucking theory. Conspiracy theory.

00:59:24.679 --> 00:59:28.480
And fucking, I know if it is, it's going to be

00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:32.179
a jobber. Yeah, I don't care. Tony, pay me $10

00:59:32.179 --> 00:59:34.400
,000. I'll take the pin. I don't fucking care.

00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:39.429
Why reveal? I don't. My luck, it would be against

00:59:39.429 --> 00:59:41.150
Dean Ambrose in a fucking hardcore match, though.

00:59:41.809 --> 00:59:43.570
It would have been even better if it was Adam

00:59:43.570 --> 00:59:47.250
Pearce. Like, why the other guy? Yeah, they always

00:59:47.250 --> 00:59:49.150
do the curb stomp. They're like, oh my god, Seth

00:59:49.150 --> 00:59:51.090
Rollins. No, it's not Rollins, dude. You can

00:59:51.090 --> 00:59:54.369
tell by the body language it's not Seth. Well,

00:59:54.389 --> 00:59:55.949
with the body language, that's what I was like.

00:59:56.070 --> 00:59:59.630
I was like, the fucking Moxley? It's not Moxley.

00:59:59.769 --> 01:00:04.280
No, Moxley has a little more body. Moxley's body

01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:06.519
language is a little more serpentine, as he's

01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:09.519
explained it. He's very upright. Like, Grayson

01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:12.820
Waller makes sense. Not attacking fucking Braun

01:00:12.820 --> 01:00:15.460
Breaker, though. Makes zero fucking sense. I

01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:17.639
didn't say that made sense, because that makes

01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:19.659
zero fucking sense. Or attacking, like, you think

01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:22.340
he would be attacking Paul Heyman, or fucking...

01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:27.039
I don't do that kind of shit. Or Austin Theory.

01:00:27.380 --> 01:00:29.219
If I booked him, it would make sense. He would

01:00:29.219 --> 01:00:31.840
attack Austin Theory. He would have been on second.

01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:35.400
He would have got jumped. I blame AI because

01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:37.900
they said they're using AI to help write stories.

01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:41.639
Dude, I designed two images with AI because I

01:00:41.639 --> 01:00:44.079
was having fun. Amber, I'm not sharing anything.

01:00:44.179 --> 01:00:45.420
I'm not posting anything. I shared it in the

01:00:45.420 --> 01:00:47.960
group chat. Beyond that, I didn't. We're not

01:00:47.960 --> 01:00:50.239
putting it on shirts. It's not going anywhere.

01:00:50.780 --> 01:00:54.599
It's not going anywhere. Don't yell at me. But

01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:58.019
I do that. And I used AI a little bit to punch

01:00:58.019 --> 01:01:00.039
up my resume the other day. And I'm by myself

01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:02.519
again. So on this episode of The Dylan Nicks

01:01:02.519 --> 01:01:06.119
Show, we are going to show. why Aquaman is better

01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:08.219
than Namor because Namor is a child. Oh shit.

01:01:08.300 --> 01:01:11.019
He's back. Stop booting me. It'd be nice. Yeah,

01:01:11.079 --> 01:01:13.360
I've done that. I didn't do you. No, no, it's,

01:01:13.360 --> 01:01:18.300
it's my, my, um, I've, I've typed shit out and

01:01:18.300 --> 01:01:19.960
be like, eh, I don't like how that sounds. And

01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:22.300
I'll throw it today. Like, Hey, can you make

01:01:22.300 --> 01:01:25.559
it sound good? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like, so

01:01:25.559 --> 01:01:27.619
the other day I was kind of like, how do I make

01:01:27.619 --> 01:01:30.639
this sound? How do I make, I fucking hate everything

01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:33.019
about this sound professional. And then I was

01:01:33.019 --> 01:01:36.099
like, say it this way. And I was like, Huh. That

01:01:36.099 --> 01:01:40.599
works. Yeah, it's fucking Mr. Lizard, whatever

01:01:40.599 --> 01:01:44.960
fucking Mr. Iguana. Why didn't you bring on Santino

01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:47.559
Morella? I was going to say, Santino Morella.

01:01:48.300 --> 01:01:51.059
He's in TNA. Why didn't you bring him? He's working

01:01:51.059 --> 01:01:53.159
in TNA right now. But I'm just saying, you could

01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:54.860
have Santino come out here and do a spot with

01:01:54.860 --> 01:01:57.519
Mr. Iguana and be Cobra versus Lizard. That would

01:01:57.519 --> 01:01:59.860
have been funny. I mean, they did it on TNA,

01:02:00.019 --> 01:02:03.510
but like... Put it on WWE. It'd still be fucking

01:02:03.510 --> 01:02:06.710
funny. Go to the crowd. Yeet the lizard. Yeet.

01:02:07.050 --> 01:02:09.789
Yeet the lizard. Yeet the lizard. That works

01:02:09.789 --> 01:02:12.809
too. People say wrestling's fake. So I kind of

01:02:12.809 --> 01:02:15.789
like how he bumped and he froze like a lizard

01:02:15.789 --> 01:02:19.010
would if a lizard fell out of a tree. Oh, Trick

01:02:19.010 --> 01:02:22.110
Williams. Whoop that trick. Whoop that trick.

01:02:23.090 --> 01:02:26.590
Weren't they talking about Taker and Shawn and

01:02:26.590 --> 01:02:32.590
Triple H and Kane were going to be in Saudi Arabia

01:02:32.590 --> 01:02:35.010
doing shit? Well, yeah, they were probably in

01:02:35.010 --> 01:02:37.610
Saudi Arabia doing autographs and shit. No, they

01:02:37.610 --> 01:02:39.610
were supposed to actually have a match. Yeah,

01:02:40.230 --> 01:02:43.469
10 years ago when it was DX versus... No, they

01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:46.650
were literally talking about wrestling. Oh, Shawn

01:02:46.650 --> 01:02:48.750
ain't wrestling no more. That motherfucker's

01:02:48.750 --> 01:02:51.010
like in his 60s. He's like, he's done. Taker

01:02:51.010 --> 01:02:53.789
was trying to get... Taker desperately tried

01:02:53.789 --> 01:02:58.190
to have a rematch of the Brothers of Destruction

01:02:58.190 --> 01:03:02.190
versus DX because of how fucking terrible the

01:03:02.190 --> 01:03:05.550
first one was. Oh, my God. So many of them got

01:03:05.550 --> 01:03:10.570
hurt. It was such a bad... We should watch that

01:03:10.570 --> 01:03:14.500
on Rumble sometime. Oh, God. That match. I need

01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:16.300
to go make another drink. I'm just saying. My

01:03:16.300 --> 01:03:18.619
glass is empty. If we're going to watch that

01:03:18.619 --> 01:03:20.940
garbage, I need to have at least one more drink

01:03:20.940 --> 01:03:23.960
in my hand. We'll see how long it's going to

01:03:23.960 --> 01:03:25.920
be tonight. Maybe we'll do that. We ain't got

01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:29.260
much more of this. Bye, whoever you are. I think

01:03:29.260 --> 01:03:32.400
that's supposed to be Kofi. No, it's Javon Evans,

01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:36.480
I think. Oh, okay. It looks like Kofi. This is

01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:37.960
going to sound really bad. I don't know who most

01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:39.860
of the new wrestlers are. I was going to say,

01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:43.880
I don't... I pay attention to wrestling, but

01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:45.800
it's just like... I got another rant real quick

01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:48.099
about that shit. I was watching the Women's Rumble.

01:03:48.159 --> 01:03:52.039
I knew like four or five theme songs. If that.

01:03:53.059 --> 01:03:55.380
And two of them were the Bellas. Because you

01:03:55.380 --> 01:03:58.380
don't watch wrestling. Two of them were the fucking

01:03:58.380 --> 01:04:01.280
Bellas. I recognize fucking, you know, you can

01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:03.280
look, but you can't touch in Brie mode. I recognize

01:04:03.280 --> 01:04:05.739
those. I recognize Ria's because it's fucking,

01:04:05.780 --> 01:04:08.440
it's a banger. You know, I knew like, I knew

01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:11.099
like Liv's. And beyond that, I was like, who

01:04:11.099 --> 01:04:14.980
are these people? I didn't recognize shit. I

01:04:14.980 --> 01:04:16.619
had no idea who the fuck half those people were.

01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:20.139
Yeah, I didn't either. I'm sure the men's would

01:04:20.139 --> 01:04:23.179
have been the same way. I'd be like, who the

01:04:23.179 --> 01:04:27.559
fuck's that? Oh, that one's easy. Cody. That's

01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:30.420
one of my favorites. Oh, Cody Cutter. There we

01:04:30.420 --> 01:04:33.500
go. Certain guys I can call all that shit. Is

01:04:33.500 --> 01:04:36.659
that Dragon Lee? No, that's El Grande, America.

01:04:36.820 --> 01:04:40.840
El Grande, yeah. That's Ludwig. And the shorter

01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:43.820
ones, of course, Chad Gable. Chad just gave the

01:04:43.820 --> 01:04:47.780
suplex. Chad took his mask off. See, that would

01:04:47.780 --> 01:04:49.800
be a good reveal, fucking doing it here. What

01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:51.000
he should have done right there is reach down

01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:52.860
and rip the mask off. That's what he was trying

01:04:52.860 --> 01:04:56.429
to do until he got it. Ludwig Kaiser! Scooby

01:04:56.429 --> 01:04:59.110
-Doo villain reveal. So I do like that Royce

01:04:59.110 --> 01:05:02.329
is his son's name, his youngest son's name, which

01:05:02.329 --> 01:05:04.809
is cool. That's why I'm like, when they said,

01:05:04.909 --> 01:05:06.309
oh yeah, he's going to be called Royce Keys,

01:05:06.530 --> 01:05:08.409
but the reason he calls that is because his son's

01:05:08.409 --> 01:05:11.989
name is Royce. Like, that's cool shit. I'm down

01:05:11.989 --> 01:05:14.309
with that. Where do you think Adams comes from?

01:05:14.489 --> 01:05:19.530
Yeah. I'm cool with that. My name means, well,

01:05:19.670 --> 01:05:22.150
my name has a meaning. It just doesn't have any

01:05:22.150 --> 01:05:25.550
family meaning. Also big boy. Yeah, Powerhouse

01:05:25.550 --> 01:05:28.050
Hobbs is not a... Dude, he just caught Damien

01:05:28.050 --> 01:05:30.969
Priest like he weighed nothing. It was like me

01:05:30.969 --> 01:05:33.690
catching freaking Levi. Hobbs wasn't doing anything

01:05:33.690 --> 01:05:35.630
for a while in AEW, right? He wasn't doing anything

01:05:35.630 --> 01:05:40.130
in AEW. No, it's like... AEW made Powerhouse

01:05:40.130 --> 01:05:41.889
Hobbs a star. I'm like, they haven't done shit

01:05:41.889 --> 01:05:44.269
with him in a year. Oh, Jesus, that Spinebuster

01:05:44.269 --> 01:05:45.889
was disgusting. That Spinebuster was gross. Oh,

01:05:46.130 --> 01:05:48.489
Samuel Matthews, that's how you do a Spinebuster.

01:05:56.670 --> 01:05:59.369
Like when he did came back that was his new song,

01:05:59.469 --> 01:06:02.949
I don't care why is he like a fucking like Moxley?

01:06:03.050 --> 01:06:05.250
Seriously, that's what he's look like a skinhead.

01:06:05.349 --> 01:06:08.429
I don't know good question. I'll do that That's

01:06:08.429 --> 01:06:10.510
a tag finish right there, baby. Yeah, I love

01:06:10.510 --> 01:06:17.289
Hello, um, actually, I'm pretty sure even yeah

01:06:17.289 --> 01:06:22.289
Dave and Calvin, use a version of it. We're just

01:06:22.289 --> 01:06:25.269
going to chant random shit, apparently. Dude,

01:06:25.309 --> 01:06:27.750
they were chanting random shit all night. See,

01:06:27.829 --> 01:06:30.469
I recognize Ilya. Ilya's got that fucking Russian...

01:06:30.469 --> 01:06:37.969
You know. Like, his finish, too. His finish is

01:06:37.969 --> 01:06:43.070
the fucking cocking that fucking elbow and getting

01:06:43.070 --> 01:06:46.789
it on you. It's fucking gross. He throws all

01:06:46.789 --> 01:06:49.880
his body weight into everything he does. And

01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:52.219
I mean all of it. It's like, dude. Because he's

01:06:52.219 --> 01:06:54.920
a small guy. You got to do that. Actually, it's

01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:57.840
funny. And so that reminded me of where me and

01:06:57.840 --> 01:07:00.460
Jason were just screwing around and the kids

01:07:00.460 --> 01:07:03.880
were having the kids. I say it like that. But

01:07:03.880 --> 01:07:06.000
they're waiting on AG for a seminar, right? So

01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:07.280
Jason and I are just screwing around with them.

01:07:07.320 --> 01:07:10.000
We're just teaching like little basic stuff that

01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.400
Jason and I know that we've run through a thousand

01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:16.639
times. so katie she's a she's a little she's

01:07:16.639 --> 01:07:19.159
she's small she's you know she's probably 100

01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:22.179
pounds five five five one five two she's like

01:07:22.179 --> 01:07:24.719
you know tiny little thing so i told her i'm

01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:27.179
like yo if you gotta do this do it but i tell

01:07:27.179 --> 01:07:29.059
you what you're small she's like yeah i'm like

01:07:29.059 --> 01:07:31.659
throw your body weight into like when you throw

01:07:31.659 --> 01:07:34.659
a back elbow jump into it i do like you know

01:07:34.659 --> 01:07:37.000
make it look like you're trying to do and she

01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:39.420
got a kick out of that three two one what we

01:07:39.420 --> 01:07:48.460
got what we got who we got Skip. Skip. I had

01:07:48.460 --> 01:07:51.360
a visceral reaction to that. LA Knight, which

01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:56.739
again, another guy that they need to push. It

01:07:56.739 --> 01:07:59.480
seemed like they can't fucking push him. I guess

01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:03.360
backstage, he has some mega heat backstage. That's

01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:05.800
what I've heard. I mean, I would have mega heat

01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:07.980
too if I fucking was the biggest thing in the

01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:10.400
company and you did nothing about it. This is

01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:16.180
going to be more closer. Bork. See, that would

01:08:16.180 --> 01:08:18.619
have been kind of dope if he would have taken

01:08:18.619 --> 01:08:21.420
that and managed to bounce himself over the top

01:08:21.420 --> 01:08:24.300
rope. Brock's over here just stealing my shit.

01:08:24.460 --> 01:08:28.159
Fucking Brock Lesnar. Comes out, who's this rookie

01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:31.659
stealing my fucking shit? Remember there was

01:08:31.659 --> 01:08:37.279
a guy that said that about an AEW guy stealing

01:08:37.279 --> 01:08:42.380
his gimmick? Yeah. And oh my god. the internet

01:08:42.380 --> 01:08:47.600
fucking murdered him miss slides in sees brock

01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:51.439
slides back out no i'd be like you know what

01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:54.100
ah yeah i'm good i'll just stay over here until

01:08:54.100 --> 01:08:56.439
y 'all are done we're gonna tease this for another

01:08:56.439 --> 01:09:00.420
pay -per -view probably wrestlemania next year

01:09:00.420 --> 01:09:03.600
brock doesn't even sell the first like three

01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:07.460
chops makes ilia look like a fucking chump this

01:09:07.460 --> 01:09:11.300
is brock lesnar Drops Cody. Get out of the way,

01:09:11.300 --> 01:09:13.380
Logan. Why'd you grab your back for the suplex,

01:09:13.460 --> 01:09:16.100
man? That's the back of the neck thing. Someone

01:09:16.100 --> 01:09:18.659
threw a suplex. Please don't sell your lower

01:09:18.659 --> 01:09:21.260
back when I've dropped you on your head. You

01:09:21.260 --> 01:09:25.399
can skip this shit. And here we go. In the middle

01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:30.600
of the fucking song. Just Brock Lesnar. They're

01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:32.479
probably like, yeah, when Jay comes out, you

01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:34.859
can eliminate him. Cool. Jay takes 24 minutes

01:09:34.859 --> 01:09:37.380
to get to the ring. I guarantee you Brock was

01:09:37.380 --> 01:09:39.739
just like, I'm just fucking done. Just get rid

01:09:39.739 --> 01:09:43.880
of me. Yeah, eliminate me. Doesn't even go back

01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:46.420
up the ramp. Just goes out this way. Where's

01:09:46.420 --> 01:09:49.060
my plane at? Is that Paul Heyman with him? Yeah.

01:09:49.979 --> 01:09:52.100
He's like, where's my plane at? The plane's over

01:09:52.100 --> 01:09:55.500
this way? Okay. Give him my shorts. We're stable.

01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:57.359
I'm going to fuck out of here. Roll it back.

01:09:57.579 --> 01:10:00.319
Roll it back. Eliminate him. Eliminate him, please.

01:10:00.500 --> 01:10:04.300
Just throw him over. I would 100 % do that. Just

01:10:04.300 --> 01:10:08.720
fucking immediately. Oh, yeah. Who's this? Here's

01:10:08.720 --> 01:10:14.920
Roman. At 26? Yeah, and our Royal Rumble winner,

01:10:15.060 --> 01:10:21.079
which, okay. Again, another guy was like, we're

01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:23.619
going Roman? All right. I mean, at least it's

01:10:23.619 --> 01:10:26.300
not Jey Uso again. Roman, roll back. Roll back.

01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:30.159
Please, Roman. Eliminate him. Just punches him

01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:33.220
in the face. Roman's like, I'm sick of this fucking

01:10:33.220 --> 01:10:37.340
song. I don't know why. Why? Why? It doesn't

01:10:37.340 --> 01:10:39.659
make sense. He already has a match that night.

01:10:40.000 --> 01:10:41.500
Nah. He already has a match that night. Because

01:10:41.500 --> 01:10:43.699
I think it was supposed to be Jericho. And just

01:10:43.699 --> 01:10:45.659
like you said, where's the room we're going to

01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:48.920
be? Saudi Arabia? Fuck that. Yeah. No. But seriously,

01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:55.440
man. You could, again, Finn fucking Balor. Dude,

01:10:55.440 --> 01:10:58.380
I'm not joking with you. Is Finn allowed to be

01:10:58.380 --> 01:11:01.220
in there? Yeah, why not? Because I know Sammy

01:11:01.220 --> 01:11:04.720
wasn't allowed in Saudi Arabia for a while. Finn's

01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:09.720
not Palestinian. He's Irish. Yeah, but it just

01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:13.159
doesn't mean that. I'm just saying. It doesn't

01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:17.020
mean that if he's not some kind of fucking bullshit

01:11:17.020 --> 01:11:18.800
or whatever, that he's not allowed to go. Well,

01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:20.880
let's just say hold your breath hit at number

01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:23.180
30. I'm talking the original version, like the

01:11:23.180 --> 01:11:26.039
good version. Not the Death Rebel version, but

01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:28.039
the good version. Would it hit at number 30?

01:11:28.779 --> 01:11:33.579
Holy shit. Yeah. Holy shit. I would have loved

01:11:33.579 --> 01:11:38.100
that Finn one. Yeah. And that's the thing, too.

01:11:38.159 --> 01:11:41.000
People are pointing out next entry in 31. What?

01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:45.159
Yeah. What? Like, that's a fuck up. Or is there

01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:46.939
actually supposed to be somebody else? No, that

01:11:46.939 --> 01:11:49.720
was a fuck up. That'd be a good fucking thing.

01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:52.149
The cool thing, though. Yeah, it's just saying

01:11:52.149 --> 01:11:54.390
30 entrance and all sudden all of a sudden it

01:11:54.390 --> 01:11:57.770
started kicking down And 31 came out and then

01:11:57.770 --> 01:11:59.350
have chris jericho come out. That would have

01:11:59.350 --> 01:12:01.550
been dope Apparently he claims he's doing other

01:12:01.550 --> 01:12:03.869
shit, which is why he's not he's not actually

01:12:03.869 --> 01:12:10.350
and what's he doing man? Movies I think I don't

01:12:10.350 --> 01:12:11.989
think he's doing a tour. I think he's doing just

01:12:11.989 --> 01:12:14.770
focusing on movies and tv shows right now Which

01:12:14.770 --> 01:12:16.710
is apparently what edge is also doing right now

01:12:16.710 --> 01:12:19.789
Well edge also is doing like he just filmed.

01:12:19.949 --> 01:12:22.789
Um He was just getting done filming Percy Jackson.

01:12:23.350 --> 01:12:28.210
Yeah. Alright, you can skip right to the end

01:12:28.210 --> 01:12:30.909
of this shit. Worst spear ever. Worst spear ever.

01:12:31.409 --> 01:12:35.210
It looked gross, though. It's still awful. And

01:12:35.210 --> 01:12:37.090
you're gone. Thank God. And the crowd's going

01:12:37.090 --> 01:12:41.010
wild because everybody hates Jey Uso. Oh, according

01:12:41.010 --> 01:12:43.470
to Rikishi, Jey Uso should have won it again

01:12:43.470 --> 01:12:46.590
this year. Well, of course. It's his son. Of

01:12:46.590 --> 01:12:48.789
course he would say that. Where's Jimmy? Poor

01:12:48.789 --> 01:12:51.439
Jimmy, man. Where's Jimmy Uso? Jimmy's not the

01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:53.399
cool brother. I don't care, but where's Jimmy?

01:12:53.479 --> 01:12:56.699
Where's the rest of the OTC? What's their names?

01:12:57.000 --> 01:13:00.500
Where's Tamatanga? Why wasn't he in this? Probably

01:13:00.500 --> 01:13:02.340
he's back in training because of how fucking

01:13:02.340 --> 01:13:05.319
terrible he is. No, that's the other one. Oh,

01:13:05.619 --> 01:13:08.760
Tangaloa? Yeah, that's Tangaloa. Tamatanga is

01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:10.960
actually the good one. He's the one that carried

01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:13.600
Girls of Destiny when they were in New Japan.

01:13:14.760 --> 01:13:17.819
But seriously, the four? Logan Paul? Really?

01:13:17.859 --> 01:13:21.369
Yeah, I don't... i'll be honest if i saw this

01:13:21.369 --> 01:13:23.350
i've been like okay randy winning would be nice

01:13:23.350 --> 01:13:25.109
i would have been like randy or roman would have

01:13:25.109 --> 01:13:27.250
been fine like i that was the two i would have

01:13:27.250 --> 01:13:29.729
picked i'm gonna say probably the guy that i

01:13:29.729 --> 01:13:32.890
would like just in roman and uh randy last two

01:13:32.890 --> 01:13:35.550
would be nice the guy that's gonna retire randy

01:13:35.550 --> 01:13:37.640
is probably gonna be gunther I think Gunther's

01:13:37.640 --> 01:13:39.260
going to go on this retire a lot of people thing.

01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:40.979
Yeah, he's going to do the same thing as the

01:13:40.979 --> 01:13:43.020
legend killer. And he's going to get to someone

01:13:43.020 --> 01:13:45.760
like, say, Sami Zayn. I'll just pick someone

01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:47.600
randomly. I'm going to retire your ass, and then

01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:50.760
he's going to get beat. Yeah. Well, that's the

01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:54.960
good way to get heat is just to retire all the

01:13:54.960 --> 01:13:56.739
people. Keep retiring these people, yeah. Yeah.

01:13:58.039 --> 01:14:01.659
Or win the Rumble. And the way that he makes

01:14:01.659 --> 01:14:04.279
them retire, too, he comes out and says, I make

01:14:04.279 --> 01:14:07.819
them give up like a bitch. Yep. It's just major

01:14:07.819 --> 01:14:12.279
heat. It takes forever. If you're choking someone

01:14:12.279 --> 01:14:15.399
out, man, it shouldn't take this long. Just saying.

01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:18.359
30 seconds at the most. Two and a half minutes

01:14:18.359 --> 01:14:20.300
is like, okay, that guy's not being choked out.

01:14:20.399 --> 01:14:23.140
It looks fake. Or at least have your hand there

01:14:23.140 --> 01:14:27.340
making it look like you're getting a little bit

01:14:27.340 --> 01:14:30.579
of breath in. Yeah. Something. Something, man.

01:14:31.140 --> 01:14:33.880
And Roman Reigns. Woo. That was a Royal Rumble.

01:14:35.570 --> 01:14:40.770
yay. That was a Royal Rumble. I didn't realize

01:14:40.770 --> 01:14:44.229
Teresa was up at Limitless. I never really said

01:14:44.229 --> 01:14:48.369
I didn't go down now. Honestly, the Royal Rumble

01:14:48.369 --> 01:14:52.810
was meh to me. It was okay. I'll be honest, the

01:14:52.810 --> 01:14:54.510
Rumble is one of the ones I'm looking forward

01:14:54.510 --> 01:14:56.390
to every year because I love the Rumble. It's

01:14:56.390 --> 01:14:58.810
one of my favorites. The last two years has just

01:14:58.810 --> 01:15:02.630
been meh. I mean, the 2022 Rumble is still the

01:15:02.630 --> 01:15:05.770
one I was like the most because Bork Lesnar won

01:15:05.770 --> 01:15:09.050
it. And fuck Brock Lesnar. Yeah, when Brock came

01:15:09.050 --> 01:15:10.510
out suplexed, everyone started eliminating people.

01:15:10.590 --> 01:15:12.010
I was like, oh, please don't tell me he's going

01:15:12.010 --> 01:15:14.350
to win this thing. And like, hey, Brock Lesnar.

01:15:14.829 --> 01:15:20.789
Me Brock, me punch cows. All right. Before we

01:15:20.789 --> 01:15:24.229
get into the other shit, I created this game

01:15:24.229 --> 01:15:26.149
that I didn't get to finish, but I did at least

01:15:26.149 --> 01:15:28.350
one video, one thing. I don't know what to call

01:15:28.350 --> 01:15:32.520
this. Brock Lesnar. I'm like Scotty K Fitness

01:15:32.520 --> 01:15:35.039
with V Shred. Except it's fuck Brock Lesnar.

01:15:35.220 --> 01:15:38.579
Please don't. Please don't get me into that.

01:15:39.420 --> 01:15:44.300
Fuck Brock Lesnar. Scotty, why? Anyways. I know.

01:15:46.739 --> 01:15:49.720
When you see somebody as the internet dad and

01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:51.319
it's coming more and more out that the guy's

01:15:51.319 --> 01:15:55.000
a massive piece of shit. That's why we can't

01:15:55.000 --> 01:15:58.550
make influencers our gods. Rumble took most our

01:15:58.550 --> 01:16:01.250
fucking time of the rumble took like years off

01:16:01.250 --> 01:16:08.029
my life years kid years I guess we'll get it

01:16:08.029 --> 01:16:11.310
right into the sorry what sorry almost two hours.

01:16:11.390 --> 01:16:14.710
So I guess we're just to be covering what I what

01:16:14.710 --> 01:16:17.109
we what I posted for today. Do you want to talk

01:16:17.109 --> 01:16:23.930
about? I'm acquitting WWE Ava Ava's a fucking

01:16:23.930 --> 01:16:27.770
group from Sweden Sing Dancing Queen. Have a

01:16:27.770 --> 01:16:29.869
whole musical written about them. You want to

01:16:29.869 --> 01:16:31.189
talk about that or you want to talk about something

01:16:31.189 --> 01:16:35.369
MJF? I'd rather just watch botches, to be fair.

01:16:35.989 --> 01:16:39.350
I already put up those two for what we're talking

01:16:39.350 --> 01:16:41.130
about. You've got to cover them. Ava, The Rock's

01:16:41.130 --> 01:16:44.289
Nepo Baby fucking quit WWE and then said, fuck

01:16:44.289 --> 01:16:45.810
ice. And I'm just kind of like, you know what?

01:16:45.909 --> 01:16:49.829
Whatever. Let's go with that. But I'll be fair.

01:16:50.250 --> 01:16:52.810
What? You don't have to bring up that last part.

01:16:52.949 --> 01:16:55.380
Okay. Well, let me just. I'm not going to bring

01:16:55.380 --> 01:16:58.600
up the whole thing. Let me just explain. You

01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:01.119
could tell how muted a lot of these people are

01:17:01.119 --> 01:17:04.079
when they're working for the WWE because she

01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:08.720
came out after she'd quit a probably good -paying

01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:12.180
job and said her actual piece. Because, you know,

01:17:12.359 --> 01:17:14.680
with the WWE, with what they are, it's like,

01:17:14.739 --> 01:17:16.500
you know, they're very political and they're

01:17:16.500 --> 01:17:22.420
very political savvy. And... Keep politics out

01:17:22.420 --> 01:17:24.720
of wrestling. That's all I'm just saying. Keep

01:17:24.720 --> 01:17:27.640
your shit to yourself. That's all I can say.

01:17:28.619 --> 01:17:32.479
She came out and said her piece. Good on her.

01:17:33.039 --> 01:17:36.180
I don't think she's ever going to have anything

01:17:36.180 --> 01:17:38.420
to do with wrestling ever again. I don't mean

01:17:38.420 --> 01:17:41.220
that by what she said. I mean that just because

01:17:41.220 --> 01:17:45.720
who her dad is. Her dad is The Rock. That's the

01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:48.939
only reason why she got into the position. He

01:17:48.939 --> 01:17:53.399
was a shitty wrestler. She was terrible. she

01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:55.420
was not very good as a wrestler and i hate to

01:17:55.420 --> 01:17:57.779
say it she tried but she just didn't have the

01:17:57.779 --> 01:17:59.640
she doesn't have her dad's charisma all right

01:17:59.640 --> 01:18:01.899
that is that is something that can't be taught

01:18:01.899 --> 01:18:03.760
that is that is natural and unfortunately her

01:18:03.760 --> 01:18:08.619
dad was was the fucking rock she got the job

01:18:08.619 --> 01:18:13.279
and was put on nxt she is a fucking shitty wrestler

01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:15.520
yeah so they were like oh we can't really fire

01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:18.079
the rock's daughter since we literally just near

01:18:18.079 --> 01:18:21.720
the rock Yeah, you know everything right now.

01:18:21.819 --> 01:18:24.460
So let's make her a general manager and she was

01:18:24.460 --> 01:18:29.359
fucking shitty at that. Yeah, so Coming in apparently

01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:32.460
the reason why she quit besides, you know that

01:18:32.460 --> 01:18:35.500
thing You know her comments and shit like that.

01:18:35.539 --> 01:18:38.520
Yeah another reason why I'm not we're not talking

01:18:38.520 --> 01:18:40.060
about the biggest thing going on right now about

01:18:40.060 --> 01:18:44.420
AEW because I don't I I Want to keep I don't

01:18:44.420 --> 01:18:47.069
care what your opinions are when it involves

01:18:47.069 --> 01:18:49.789
politics and wrestling i i fucking step away

01:18:49.789 --> 01:18:52.430
from it i just i don't want to get in heat battles

01:18:52.430 --> 01:18:55.430
about it and it just irritates the piss out of

01:18:55.430 --> 01:19:00.409
me anyways so apparently uh somebody backstage

01:19:00.409 --> 01:19:07.489
said i heard uh ava ava yeah ava and what uh

01:19:07.489 --> 01:19:10.170
what i was told is that one of the big reasons

01:19:10.170 --> 01:19:12.550
she did not renew her contract was very similar

01:19:12.550 --> 01:19:15.170
to what happened with uh Is that Jasmine? Is

01:19:15.170 --> 01:19:18.789
that her name? Jasmine Nix. Jasmine Nix. She

01:19:18.789 --> 01:19:21.989
was making a certain amount of money. She had

01:19:21.989 --> 01:19:23.909
been there for a long time, and they weren't

01:19:23.909 --> 01:19:26.770
offering her a big raise. That's legit. She was

01:19:26.770 --> 01:19:32.189
shit. She was bad. They were just keeping her

01:19:32.189 --> 01:19:34.130
on the payroll. They basically weren't going

01:19:34.130 --> 01:19:36.689
to fire her. They were just like, it's a rocks

01:19:36.689 --> 01:19:39.210
kid. Yeah. We're just going to keep her along.

01:19:39.529 --> 01:19:41.170
We're just not going to give her any more money.

01:19:42.130 --> 01:19:43.850
and she didn't want to keep going with the money

01:19:43.850 --> 01:19:47.010
she was making. This happened in NXT with people.

01:19:47.970 --> 01:19:50.270
Apparently, Dave Meltzer is saying that she wasn't

01:19:50.270 --> 01:19:53.449
going to wrestle anymore anyway. It's just like

01:19:53.449 --> 01:19:56.090
what you said. Noted that no one in WWE pressured

01:19:56.090 --> 01:19:59.569
her to leave. He also mentioned that her parents

01:19:59.569 --> 01:20:01.710
own the studio, and she might end up working

01:20:01.710 --> 01:20:05.109
there instead. Why not, man? If you can go work

01:20:05.109 --> 01:20:07.409
for... Okay, so here's the thing. I love wrestling.

01:20:07.590 --> 01:20:08.989
Fucking love wrestling. I always have, right?

01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:12.319
Say I'm working in NXT or say I'm working for

01:20:12.319 --> 01:20:14.520
ROH or one of these companies and I'm making

01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:19.180
$54 ,000 a year. For me, that's a good chunk

01:20:19.180 --> 01:20:22.319
of change, right? But then Jim Bob Cooter comes

01:20:22.319 --> 01:20:24.119
in. By the way, that's a real person. If you

01:20:24.119 --> 01:20:27.239
guys don't know that, go look him up. Comes in

01:20:27.239 --> 01:20:29.300
and all of a sudden Jim Bob is getting paid freaking...

01:20:29.300 --> 01:20:35.020
Oh, that was your coat. He's getting paid $85

01:20:35.020 --> 01:20:40.859
,000 a year. I'd be like, yo, I'd like a raise.

01:20:41.020 --> 01:20:42.300
And they're like, no, you don't get a raise.

01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:44.739
Why don't I get a raise? Well, Jim's better than

01:20:44.739 --> 01:20:47.100
you. I've been here longer. Well, Jim's better

01:20:47.100 --> 01:20:50.420
than you. Well, fuck that. But my parents own

01:20:50.420 --> 01:20:52.819
freaking Marvel Studios over here. I'm like,

01:20:52.840 --> 01:20:54.720
I'm going to go work for Marvel Studios and earn

01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:58.079
$78 ,000 a year doing nothing. Actually, you've

01:20:58.079 --> 01:21:00.539
been putting in the work and effort instead of

01:21:00.539 --> 01:21:06.199
you just walking in because your daddy is, you

01:21:06.199 --> 01:21:12.220
know. owns half the company. So how long before

01:21:12.220 --> 01:21:15.279
Triple H's daughters show up? I think they're

01:21:15.279 --> 01:21:17.119
still too young, aren't they? No, I think the

01:21:17.119 --> 01:21:21.020
oldest one's like 17. Oh, really? Yeah, hold

01:21:21.020 --> 01:21:22.659
on. I'm going to look that up. I'm fucking old.

01:21:23.039 --> 01:21:25.220
I remember when they were like four and five.

01:21:25.380 --> 01:21:28.380
Why are you looking that up? I'm kind of curious.

01:21:28.579 --> 01:21:30.359
How many dollars does Triple H have? Apparently

01:21:30.359 --> 01:21:33.239
Nick Cage is announced for the South Pro Wrestling

01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:37.840
Haas Tournament. So who was? Nick Cage. Oh, nice.

01:21:38.020 --> 01:21:41.760
So, Paul and Steph have three daughters. Aurora

01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:46.260
Rose, Murphy Claire, and Vaughn Evelyn. So, their

01:21:46.260 --> 01:21:49.859
oldest daughter was born in 2006. Do some quick

01:21:49.859 --> 01:21:53.680
math. Oh, my gosh. She's 20. I'm fucking old.

01:21:54.520 --> 01:21:57.819
The second daughter is 08. She's 18. The third

01:21:57.819 --> 01:22:01.119
daughter is in 2010. So, she's 16. So, all three

01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:03.819
of the kids could show up at WWE at any goddamn

01:22:03.819 --> 01:22:07.300
time. That is yeah that they wanted to so question.

01:22:07.460 --> 01:22:17.039
Why aren't you in this tournament JP? So yeah,

01:22:17.039 --> 01:22:20.399
I see today motherfucker next cage is entry number

01:22:20.399 --> 01:22:25.899
one Good luck to anyone that he's wrestling Yep,

01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:29.359
are we gonna fucking die? March 27th and 28 in

01:22:29.359 --> 01:22:31.180
Alabama. Don't you want to wrestle in Alabama

01:22:31.180 --> 01:22:33.989
there JP? I want to wrestle wherever, personally.

01:22:35.050 --> 01:22:37.789
Honestly, I just want me to. So I just saw a

01:22:37.789 --> 01:22:40.489
picture of two of the daughters. One looks exactly

01:22:40.489 --> 01:22:42.390
like Stephanie. One looks like a mix of Stephanie

01:22:42.390 --> 01:22:44.890
and Triple H. It's like Brock Lesnar's daughter

01:22:44.890 --> 01:22:46.989
that looks exactly like fucking Brock Lesnar.

01:22:47.130 --> 01:22:49.470
Well, yeah. Then I've seen her made up, and I'm

01:22:49.470 --> 01:22:51.930
just like, oh, okay, there's her mom. But yeah,

01:22:52.050 --> 01:22:55.090
when she's in athlete mode, shit, sorry about

01:22:55.090 --> 01:22:56.909
that. When she's in athlete mode, it's Brock.

01:22:57.369 --> 01:23:01.670
Yeah. Completely Brock. Then she's dating the

01:23:01.670 --> 01:23:05.050
kid from the 49ers who's a rookie lineman, right?

01:23:05.369 --> 01:23:10.569
This kid's like 6 '4", 6 '5", 320. He's a superstar

01:23:10.569 --> 01:23:13.170
athlete. She's a superstar athlete. This is called

01:23:13.170 --> 01:23:17.149
eugenics, kids. We're putting two superstar athletes

01:23:17.149 --> 01:23:21.510
together to make a superstar athlete. Yeah. Goddamn.

01:23:21.970 --> 01:23:23.470
The kid's going to come out of the womb with

01:23:23.470 --> 01:23:26.250
a Division I contract ready to go. Yeah, right.

01:23:26.980 --> 01:23:30.000
I'm just looking at North Carolina is going to

01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:31.699
be like, I can't. We'll give you a fricking million

01:23:31.699 --> 01:23:34.260
dollars. Come play for us. I don't want to sound

01:23:34.260 --> 01:23:37.340
like they're from Boston, but just looking at

01:23:37.340 --> 01:23:39.840
the stories that I had, Charlotte Flair says,

01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:41.520
Rick Flair is absolutely not wrestling again.

01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:45.680
Yeah, no shit. He fucking died. No, that's why

01:23:45.680 --> 01:23:47.380
he wants to wrestle again. He wants to die in

01:23:47.380 --> 01:23:51.260
the ring. I guarantee. Rick wants to have a heart

01:23:51.260 --> 01:23:52.600
attack and stroke out right in the middle of

01:23:52.600 --> 01:23:53.960
the ring. Didn't he have a heart attack in his

01:23:53.960 --> 01:23:56.159
last match? He did. He died in his last match.

01:23:56.479 --> 01:23:58.840
Yeah, he actually died in his last match. It

01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:02.119
was so bad. His last match, he passed out. Rick

01:24:02.119 --> 01:24:05.000
is 77 years old, man. He should be wrestling.

01:24:05.579 --> 01:24:09.140
76. Charlotte Flair even says, like, WrestleOps.

01:24:09.220 --> 01:24:12.460
This is WrestleOps. This is 76 -year -old Rick

01:24:12.460 --> 01:24:14.119
Flair says he's thinking about wrestling again.

01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:19.039
And his own daughter. Goes absolutely not. Yeah.

01:24:19.340 --> 01:24:22.659
Carol should look at Rick and be like, Dad, no.

01:24:22.979 --> 01:24:28.939
No. Yeah. No. And then I got Ricochet thinks

01:24:28.939 --> 01:24:32.979
that AJ Styles has the guts to show up at up

01:24:32.979 --> 01:24:36.579
in AEW. Ricochet needs to stop talking. It's

01:24:36.579 --> 01:24:38.640
Ricochet being Ricochet. He just likes to get

01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:40.840
some heat. He needs to stop talking. Your wife's

01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:44.939
hot. You need to stop talking. Yeah. Just saying.

01:24:46.119 --> 01:24:48.100
Yeah, so we'll get right into the last thing.

01:24:48.159 --> 01:24:53.000
So this blew up. I think it was yesterday that

01:24:53.000 --> 01:24:59.439
it came out. Videos of Seth Rollins and MJF having

01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:03.119
a conversation and just chatting. It's a football

01:25:03.119 --> 01:25:06.239
thing, man. Yeah, it was the Super Bowl radio

01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:11.159
link up. I think they had both stars from AEW

01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:16.130
and WWE there. Yeah, this isn't. This isn't back

01:25:16.130 --> 01:25:19.529
in the day where Vince was like, Hey kid, freaking

01:25:19.529 --> 01:25:23.949
TNA doesn't exist. WCW is minor leagues. That

01:25:23.949 --> 01:25:25.970
shit doesn't exist anymore. I hope they were

01:25:25.970 --> 01:25:27.710
on the same mic together because I'd like to

01:25:27.710 --> 01:25:33.329
hear MJF start cussing out Seth Rollins in character.

01:25:33.890 --> 01:25:36.829
Listen, I'm the best and you fucking know it.

01:25:36.869 --> 01:25:41.180
Shut the fuck up. none of that shit exists anymore

01:25:41.180 --> 01:25:44.279
the the the days when kayfabe was like hardcore

01:25:44.279 --> 01:25:47.340
like you know you didn't you pretended other

01:25:47.340 --> 01:25:49.140
companies didn't exist that doesn't exist anymore

01:25:49.140 --> 01:25:51.899
and it shouldn't it shouldn't because it makes

01:25:51.899 --> 01:25:55.779
sense to go you know say you're tom brady right

01:25:55.779 --> 01:25:57.300
tom brady's gonna go out there i'm not gonna

01:25:57.300 --> 01:25:59.819
pretend the jets don't exist oh yeah that team

01:25:59.819 --> 01:26:01.720
down in new york you know that team down in new

01:26:01.720 --> 01:26:05.470
york okay cool man no the new york jets are a

01:26:05.470 --> 01:26:07.770
very you know and you put them over and like

01:26:07.770 --> 01:26:10.289
they're a good team well they're not they're

01:26:10.289 --> 01:26:12.670
the jets but i mean you know i'm saying yeah

01:26:12.670 --> 01:26:15.430
so you can't you can't go around being like well

01:26:15.430 --> 01:26:19.449
that farm league down in jacksonville no ew is

01:26:19.449 --> 01:26:22.729
a major league company you know they're they're

01:26:22.729 --> 01:26:24.550
what they are but they are a major league company

01:26:24.550 --> 01:26:26.989
yep you know even back in the day when people

01:26:26.989 --> 01:26:30.229
are like oh ecw in the bingo hall ecw was a big

01:26:30.229 --> 01:26:33.659
fucking deal back in the day Just because they

01:26:33.659 --> 01:26:35.979
did what they did, but they were huge. These

01:26:35.979 --> 01:26:37.880
people that made fun of these companies and still

01:26:37.880 --> 01:26:39.720
do, it doesn't make sense. Big enough to have

01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:49.359
their biggest stars in WWE. WWE rated ECW multiple

01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:53.300
times. Mike Awesome, Bam Bam Bigelow, Shane Douglas,

01:26:53.539 --> 01:26:57.180
Taz, the Dudley Boys, Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer.

01:26:58.910 --> 01:27:01.069
Sandman one time. Sandman. Where do you think

01:27:01.069 --> 01:27:03.670
those guys started? You know, it wasn't, you

01:27:03.670 --> 01:27:05.810
know, some of those guys did start in New Japan

01:27:05.810 --> 01:27:08.430
and stuff, but I'm like, you know, it's not Memphis,

01:27:08.569 --> 01:27:13.850
it's ECW. Blue Meanie. Blue Meanie, yeah. Let's

01:27:13.850 --> 01:27:17.350
talk about that incident one day. Yeah. Blue

01:27:17.350 --> 01:27:19.470
Meanie and JBL incident. Jesus Christ. And the

01:27:19.470 --> 01:27:24.050
chair shot Tommy Jimmer or Stevie Rich hit JBL

01:27:24.050 --> 01:27:27.229
with. Stevie says he didn't swing the chair any

01:27:27.229 --> 01:27:29.689
harder. Yeah. Stevie to this day says he did

01:27:29.689 --> 01:27:31.170
not swing that chair any harder than he normally

01:27:31.170 --> 01:27:36.670
would. Bullshit. Bullshit. But I guess JBL was

01:27:36.670 --> 01:27:40.789
like, that was fucking great. Good. I'm glad.

01:27:40.890 --> 01:27:44.510
I'll do it again. What the fuck is Seth wearing?

01:27:44.670 --> 01:27:49.529
Look at those pants. Being Seth. Does he raid

01:27:49.529 --> 01:27:58.989
Becky's closet or some shit? I think so. If they're

01:27:58.989 --> 01:28:00.350
talking football, that's fucking great. Here's

01:28:00.350 --> 01:28:03.050
the one thing I don't like when they get MJF

01:28:03.050 --> 01:28:07.029
in public when he's not being MJF. That's the

01:28:07.029 --> 01:28:10.590
one thing I don't like. Behind the scenes, we

01:28:10.590 --> 01:28:13.149
know behind the scenes MJF is actually pretty

01:28:13.149 --> 01:28:17.890
cool. We've met Max. You know Max. Sam shared

01:28:17.890 --> 01:28:23.149
a picture of Max MJF from things that have happened.

01:28:23.710 --> 01:28:25.029
And she's like, check this shit out. I'm like,

01:28:25.130 --> 01:28:27.829
yeah, that's Max being Max in the moment. That's

01:28:27.829 --> 01:28:31.210
not MJF. That's Max. Yeah, exactly. Oh, what

01:28:31.210 --> 01:28:37.050
do I do? Yeah. It's just so weird. Because as

01:28:37.050 --> 01:28:38.810
soon as the camera turns on and whatever, it's

01:28:38.810 --> 01:28:47.130
all. Oh, he's MJF. Now MJF. Yeah. You know what

01:28:47.130 --> 01:28:48.210
they're talking about right there? You can hear

01:28:48.210 --> 01:28:50.090
Seth talking. They're talking football. There's

01:28:50.090 --> 01:28:51.090
just a couple football fans. Football and his

01:28:51.090 --> 01:28:54.359
injury. Start with Seth Hendry, how he's doing,

01:28:54.439 --> 01:28:56.619
and then talk about football. That's a couple

01:28:56.619 --> 01:28:59.600
guys just chatting about sports and how you're

01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:03.600
doing, basically. That's not AWWWE. That's two

01:29:03.600 --> 01:29:06.100
homeboys like, hey, man, how you doing? How's

01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:08.920
the knee? How's the wife and kids? Let's grab

01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:11.119
a quick selfie together. Shit like that. This

01:29:11.119 --> 01:29:14.880
is the one that blew up. Are we looking at each

01:29:14.880 --> 01:29:22.880
other in a devious fashion? I don't know. We're

01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:26.479
looking at each other in devious fashion? He's

01:29:26.479 --> 01:29:28.340
a motherfucking crackup. I love it. Somebody's

01:29:28.340 --> 01:29:31.640
going to get mad. You're right, Seth. Somebody's

01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:34.220
going to get really fucking mad. Triple H is

01:29:34.220 --> 01:29:35.439
going to be like, Seth, what the fuck are you

01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:38.560
doing? No, H probably wouldn't care. Vince would

01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:41.180
be on the phone like, what the fuck? I know MJF

01:29:41.180 --> 01:29:44.079
says that AEW is doing a lot better, and it probably

01:29:44.079 --> 01:29:46.420
is. I haven't actually sat down and watched it,

01:29:46.479 --> 01:29:52.229
but I just... I'd rather see him in WWE, honestly.

01:29:52.789 --> 01:29:57.649
I think he would be the top star in WWE. He would

01:29:57.649 --> 01:29:59.229
be one of the top. But I think the reason he

01:29:59.229 --> 01:30:01.149
likes to stay in AEW, he has more freedom. So

01:30:01.149 --> 01:30:02.289
if he wants to take a couple months off to go

01:30:02.289 --> 01:30:04.970
film a movie with Adam Sandler, he can. Well,

01:30:05.829 --> 01:30:10.750
I mean, he could probably have a CM Punk or whatever

01:30:10.750 --> 01:30:16.649
contract. Yeah. So they were just basically at

01:30:16.649 --> 01:30:19.460
the Super Bowl radio. I want to listen to that

01:30:19.460 --> 01:30:21.899
radio to see if they're both wrong talking chat.

01:30:21.979 --> 01:30:25.000
Oh, probably. Just to listen to MJF probably

01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:27.180
talk some shit about Seth and Seth to just sitting

01:30:27.180 --> 01:30:32.420
there just cackling. But yeah, of course, Super

01:30:32.420 --> 01:30:36.699
Bowl this Sunday. Go Pats. Yeah, Pats. Sorry.

01:30:38.500 --> 01:30:41.960
I know. We're like 90 % of stuff. We're like,

01:30:41.979 --> 01:30:44.380
oh, we'll stay neutral. Fuck that. Go Patriots.

01:30:44.739 --> 01:30:47.159
I'm sick of people like, they have a butter schedule.

01:30:47.439 --> 01:30:49.600
They have the easiest schedule. Oh, my God. Shut

01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:53.220
the fuck up. Three of the top five defenses in

01:30:53.220 --> 01:30:54.819
the playoffs. Well, they didn't have their top

01:30:54.819 --> 01:30:58.140
stars. Fuck that noise. Shut the fuck up. You

01:30:58.140 --> 01:30:59.840
don't need your top offensive star on defense.

01:31:00.239 --> 01:31:03.640
We beat three of the top five defenses in the

01:31:03.640 --> 01:31:05.399
playoffs. You know who's number two as a top

01:31:05.399 --> 01:31:09.159
defense in the playoffs? Us. Or snowing. The

01:31:09.159 --> 01:31:13.479
snow helped them out. Okay, hold on. I'm going

01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:14.779
to rant about this for a fucking second, right?

01:31:14.899 --> 01:31:16.880
Oh, they were wearing the white uniforms in the

01:31:16.880 --> 01:31:18.899
snow. It was hard to see them. You're wearing

01:31:18.899 --> 01:31:21.600
bright fucking orange. You're wearing bright

01:31:21.600 --> 01:31:24.199
fucking orange. If you can't see a motherfucker

01:31:24.199 --> 01:31:27.239
wearing bright goddamn neon orange in the snow

01:31:27.239 --> 01:31:30.199
to throw a ball to him. You shouldn't be playing

01:31:30.199 --> 01:31:32.460
football. I'm sorry. The Taz title here, the

01:31:32.460 --> 01:31:34.079
FTW title, that's the color they're wearing in

01:31:34.079 --> 01:31:35.859
the snow. If I can't see that in the fucking

01:31:35.859 --> 01:31:38.159
snow, there is something wrong with my eyes.

01:31:38.199 --> 01:31:40.680
I should not be quarterbacking in the NFL. Jared

01:31:40.680 --> 01:31:42.800
Stidham is a decent quarterback. He should be

01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:45.100
able to hit guys in the fucking snow wearing

01:31:45.100 --> 01:31:49.560
bright fucking orange. And on top of that. Jesus.

01:31:50.279 --> 01:31:52.779
You're telling me it was snowing so hard that

01:31:52.779 --> 01:31:55.060
you couldn't see a fucking player moving on the

01:31:55.060 --> 01:31:58.979
field? Really? To be fair, it was whiteout conditions.

01:31:59.180 --> 01:32:01.119
It was shitty. Like, watching the game, I was

01:32:01.119 --> 01:32:03.279
like, that is not a fun game to be playing in.

01:32:03.720 --> 01:32:05.800
And, like, the Patriots, like, that's why, like,

01:32:05.800 --> 01:32:06.779
it was like, well, they just kept running the

01:32:06.779 --> 01:32:08.100
ball. I'm like, I ain't throwing the ball in

01:32:08.100 --> 01:32:10.500
that shit. Fuck that noise. That's an interception

01:32:10.500 --> 01:32:13.479
waiting to happen. Which is what happened. Yeah,

01:32:13.479 --> 01:32:15.140
which is what happened. Drake May was smart.

01:32:15.399 --> 01:32:17.119
Hand the ball to Ramondre Stevenson, who's a

01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:19.020
power back. He's got power for four or five yards

01:32:19.020 --> 01:32:21.560
of a run. Okay, we go three and out. Big deal.

01:32:21.699 --> 01:32:23.239
Let our defense go out there and kick some ass,

01:32:23.340 --> 01:32:25.060
because we have the number two defense in the

01:32:25.060 --> 01:32:28.000
league. And guess what happened? Our defense

01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:29.800
won the game. Guess what happens a lot of times?

01:32:29.899 --> 01:32:32.359
Defenses win games. I'm sick of this. Oh, the

01:32:32.359 --> 01:32:33.899
Seahawks are going to walk over the Patriots.

01:32:33.979 --> 01:32:36.579
No, they're not. Fucking, what's his nut there?

01:32:36.640 --> 01:32:39.000
Fucking Jared Goff. Not Jared Goff. What the

01:32:39.000 --> 01:32:41.060
hell? Sam Darnold. There's his name. Sam Darnold's

01:32:41.060 --> 01:32:42.340
going to go out there and see ghosts again. You

01:32:42.340 --> 01:32:43.600
know what happened last time the Patriots played

01:32:43.600 --> 01:32:46.159
Sam Darnold? He saw fucking like it was like

01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:49.199
goddamn Houdini out there. We walked his ass

01:32:49.199 --> 01:32:51.739
like he owed us goddamn money and we will do

01:32:51.739 --> 01:32:56.970
it again. Rant over. Like I said, I'm not a really

01:32:56.970 --> 01:32:59.649
big sports guy, but I do watch the Super Bowl

01:32:59.649 --> 01:33:03.539
every fucking year. Huge sports guy. No, because

01:33:03.539 --> 01:33:08.600
I get angry. I do too. Sam's already making fun

01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:10.319
of me. She's like, I'm going to watch you and

01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:12.140
judge you the entire game. And I'm like, please

01:33:12.140 --> 01:33:14.380
don't because I will say some shit and it will

01:33:14.380 --> 01:33:16.300
not be pretty. I watched the Sox for one season

01:33:16.300 --> 01:33:19.659
and I just got pissed. I've been a Pats fan since

01:33:19.659 --> 01:33:24.600
1992. So I've been a Pats fan before the dynasty.

01:33:24.779 --> 01:33:27.020
So everyone's like, oh, dude, it's just a fucking

01:33:27.020 --> 01:33:31.159
bandwidth. No. I started watching the Pats when

01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:33.779
we had Drew Bledsoe and Ben Coates, so you can

01:33:33.779 --> 01:33:36.140
piss the fuck off. I watched the Pats lose the

01:33:36.140 --> 01:33:38.500
Super Bowl in 1995 to the Green Bay Packers,

01:33:38.560 --> 01:33:41.619
so you can fuck the fuck off. I watched the Pats

01:33:41.619 --> 01:33:44.439
have many shitty years, all right, until they

01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:46.720
got good with Tom Brady. They got lucky with

01:33:46.720 --> 01:33:48.800
Tom Brady when Drew Bledsoe went down. Brady

01:33:48.800 --> 01:33:50.899
wasn't supposed to start. No. Brady got hurt,

01:33:51.020 --> 01:33:53.479
or Bledsoe got hurt. They started Brady. Brady's

01:33:53.479 --> 01:33:55.899
all of a sudden the fucking Godzilla out there

01:33:55.899 --> 01:33:58.399
in the football, all right? Plus, they're the

01:33:58.399 --> 01:34:00.840
home team. Why would you not root for the home

01:34:00.840 --> 01:34:04.800
team? Same thing with Boston and Yankees. It's

01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:07.460
still New England. No, no, no. How's the Yankees

01:34:07.460 --> 01:34:09.260
New England? New York, motherfucker. New York.

01:34:09.380 --> 01:34:11.399
Yeah, that's close enough. That is not New England.

01:34:11.439 --> 01:34:13.699
That's New York. That's close enough. No, it

01:34:13.699 --> 01:34:15.680
is not. That is a completely different animal.

01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:19.640
New York is its own fucking thing. Hartford splits

01:34:19.640 --> 01:34:21.979
it. When you go into the east side of Hartford,

01:34:22.079 --> 01:34:23.920
that is now New York. That is no longer New England.

01:34:25.130 --> 01:34:27.189
That is why the Whalers had such a goddamn hard

01:34:27.189 --> 01:34:29.149
time existing, because you had the split fan

01:34:29.149 --> 01:34:31.369
base. Well, to be fair, you also had four fucking

01:34:31.369 --> 01:34:33.029
teams in the area, because you had Montreal here,

01:34:33.189 --> 01:34:36.970
you had Boston here, you had New York here, and

01:34:36.970 --> 01:34:38.810
New York here, and then you had Hartford here.

01:34:39.149 --> 01:34:43.940
There's five teams right in that cluster. By

01:34:43.940 --> 01:34:45.300
the way, if you're wondering what the fuck I'm

01:34:45.300 --> 01:34:50.800
talking about. So let's get in the box. I only

01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:52.779
wear a hockey jersey to the ring. I don't know

01:34:52.779 --> 01:34:54.560
anything about hockey. I only played for fucking

01:34:54.560 --> 01:34:59.420
three years. That would be me. What team are

01:34:59.420 --> 01:35:02.939
you like? Bruins? Just say the black and gold.

01:35:04.520 --> 01:35:08.619
Bruins. But before we get into the botches, we're

01:35:08.619 --> 01:35:11.380
going to say thank you audio listeners for listening

01:35:11.380 --> 01:35:14.060
this far. We're going to cut all this shit out

01:35:14.060 --> 01:35:15.539
because you're not going to know what the fuck

01:35:15.539 --> 01:35:17.800
is going on. I'm so sorry to the audio listeners

01:35:17.800 --> 01:35:19.579
that just had to listen to me rant for five minutes

01:35:19.579 --> 01:35:24.300
on football. Is Dylan drunk? No, he's just very

01:35:24.300 --> 01:35:26.300
passionate. For the ones who are here, like,

01:35:26.300 --> 01:35:30.439
comment, subscribe, share the show. Five -star

01:35:30.439 --> 01:35:34.560
frog splash for audio listeners, please. We're

01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:36.539
going to get it right in the botch. Do you want

01:35:36.539 --> 01:35:39.619
to go to Rumble and watch the worst match? The

01:35:39.619 --> 01:35:44.600
DX versus... Versus Brothers of Destruction?

01:35:45.979 --> 01:35:49.319
No. Not tonight. I don't have the bandwidth for

01:35:49.319 --> 01:35:53.260
it tonight. Oh, I gotta get my car to the...

01:35:53.260 --> 01:35:57.479
We'll do it some other time. Do your plugs. Alright,

01:35:57.619 --> 01:35:59.380
you can find me on all social media platforms

01:35:59.380 --> 01:36:02.119
at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. That is D as in dogs.

01:36:02.199 --> 01:36:06.020
O -T -D as in dog. N -I -X. I'm a creature of

01:36:06.020 --> 01:36:08.770
darkness, not water. I get that backwards. Future

01:36:08.770 --> 01:36:10.850
of water, not doctor, not darkness. Seeing people

01:36:10.850 --> 01:36:13.090
are paying attention. You can find me at pro

01:36:13.090 --> 01:36:15.470
wrestling teas .com slash D O T D Knicks. It

01:36:15.470 --> 01:36:17.210
is the only place to find the official wild t

01:36:17.210 --> 01:36:19.930
-shirt until I finally get around to ordering

01:36:19.930 --> 01:36:21.970
the things to actually make our own t -shirts.

01:36:22.810 --> 01:36:25.369
I found a thing that has prints and you just

01:36:25.369 --> 01:36:27.170
put them on and iron them on with a normal iron.

01:36:27.289 --> 01:36:29.090
You don't need a press. You just iron them. And

01:36:29.090 --> 01:36:32.010
I was like, sweet. So I'll be getting some of

01:36:32.010 --> 01:36:35.989
those and making some shirts here soon. Holy

01:36:35.989 --> 01:36:38.689
crap. Upcoming shows. Hold on. Sam was nice enough

01:36:38.689 --> 01:36:40.350
to send me all my upcoming shows. She probably

01:36:40.350 --> 01:36:42.310
has a million messages on my phone yelling at

01:36:42.310 --> 01:36:43.869
me for being too loud over here when she's in

01:36:43.869 --> 01:36:53.710
bed. So, one second. I missed a comment. Okay.

01:36:54.750 --> 01:36:57.850
So, coming up in March, I have some shows. Yay!

01:36:59.069 --> 01:37:04.640
So, I have... What? Oh, I just see that... We

01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:06.939
have comments? Yeah, a random comment from Rumble.

01:37:08.279 --> 01:37:10.720
Alabama John said that he wants to talk to you

01:37:10.720 --> 01:37:12.380
right now. He's also live on Rumble. Come by

01:37:12.380 --> 01:37:16.380
when you can. Huh. Do you know who that is? Nope.

01:37:16.439 --> 01:37:19.840
I'm going to just skim through it and see if

01:37:19.840 --> 01:37:24.159
I want to even bother doing it. All right. Well,

01:37:24.159 --> 01:37:30.380
anyway, get some upcoming shows. Sorry. It's

01:37:30.380 --> 01:37:34.239
a long night. So NAWA at Geno's March 6th. Geno's.

01:37:34.279 --> 01:37:35.939
We love Geno's. Geno's will be fun. That is a

01:37:35.939 --> 01:37:37.760
Friday night show. That is a late show. That

01:37:37.760 --> 01:37:40.439
is a 21 plus show. But Geno's is always a blast.

01:37:41.260 --> 01:37:43.819
The weekend after that is I'm not booked, but

01:37:43.819 --> 01:37:46.399
come on, hang out because it'll be fun. Friday

01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:50.680
will be MPW in Skowhegan with ODB. That'll be

01:37:50.680 --> 01:37:54.600
cool. And Saturday again will be ODB and that'll

01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:57.680
be Ring Wars. That is in Franklin or Brewer.

01:37:57.720 --> 01:37:59.270
I think it's a Brewer. actually. So that'll be

01:37:59.270 --> 01:38:01.949
Brewer. That'll be cool. The week after that

01:38:01.949 --> 01:38:05.449
is Phoenix Pro on the 21st. That is in Bangor.

01:38:05.850 --> 01:38:09.489
Come hang out. I think we're both there for that

01:38:09.489 --> 01:38:13.350
one, actually. And then on the 28th is good old

01:38:13.350 --> 01:38:15.310
Cousin Larry one more time. That'll be in Winslow

01:38:15.310 --> 01:38:18.409
for NAWA. And then April, I've got a few shows.

01:38:18.449 --> 01:38:23.510
April 4th. I'm going to bend down and grab that.

01:38:23.630 --> 01:38:26.539
So April 4th, I will be... Pretty sure I will

01:38:26.539 --> 01:38:29.180
be defending this right here. This is the Crown

01:38:29.180 --> 01:38:31.220
of Maine Aroostook County Championship that took

01:38:31.220 --> 01:38:33.279
me a long time to win. I will not be losing it

01:38:33.279 --> 01:38:35.380
on my first title defense. And that'll be April

01:38:35.380 --> 01:38:38.300
4th in Van Buren, Maine for Crown of Maine Wrestling.

01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:42.939
And that's pretty much all I have coming up at

01:38:42.939 --> 01:38:46.520
the moment. Global Wrestling will be in Harrington

01:38:46.520 --> 01:38:48.720
the week after. Again, I'm not booked, but it

01:38:48.720 --> 01:38:50.960
doesn't mean I might not be there. But yeah,

01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:52.420
come check us out. You're doing the Crown of

01:38:52.420 --> 01:39:00.560
Maine show? I have nothing else. A lot of cool

01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:02.680
stuff coming up. Come support your local indies.

01:39:03.239 --> 01:39:07.340
We do a lot of good work. Sam also hit me up

01:39:07.340 --> 01:39:08.760
and I just checked the message. She's like, there

01:39:08.760 --> 01:39:11.859
was a lot of use of the word fuck. I was like,

01:39:11.899 --> 01:39:13.859
I don't know what part of that I was saying fuck

01:39:13.859 --> 01:39:15.920
for. Probably when I was writing about football.

01:39:20.340 --> 01:39:24.310
I just killed Big Cat. You did. Big Cat Tyler

01:39:24.310 --> 01:39:29.189
Owens on Instagram and TikTok. Tyler Owens on

01:39:29.189 --> 01:39:33.430
X and Facebook. I have a show coming up in March.

01:39:33.609 --> 01:39:35.609
Not announced yet. That's the only thing I'm

01:39:35.609 --> 01:39:40.210
doing until this guy decides to get involved.

01:39:40.210 --> 01:39:44.390
I will reach out. Like I said, I might have to.

01:39:45.989 --> 01:39:47.850
I'll be sitting in minus tomorrow morning for

01:39:47.850 --> 01:39:49.590
probably a couple hours. I'll shoot some people

01:39:49.590 --> 01:39:52.500
some messages. I don't know. I don't know who's

01:39:52.500 --> 01:39:54.439
going to send me messages back, but I'll try.

01:39:54.659 --> 01:39:56.640
I've not gotten anything from crown. I've got

01:39:56.640 --> 01:39:59.060
nothing from MPW. I've got nothing from ring

01:39:59.060 --> 01:40:02.859
wars. I mean, either really except crap. Well,

01:40:02.920 --> 01:40:05.539
you're the champion. So I assume you're a champion

01:40:05.539 --> 01:40:09.939
of the company. So I would hope that you'd be

01:40:09.939 --> 01:40:13.779
booked on that show. So to be fair, we were tagged

01:40:13.779 --> 01:40:15.520
champs for a couple of shows and we didn't get

01:40:15.520 --> 01:40:18.439
books for that. That is true. That is true. So

01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:20.619
they're like, you guys, we got the bells. You

01:40:20.619 --> 01:40:24.210
want us to just, We'll hang out. I guess, yeah.

01:40:25.689 --> 01:40:28.270
March, when it gets announced, it'll be in Brewer.

01:40:29.510 --> 01:40:34.869
So yeah, come support your local shit. Levi,

01:40:35.109 --> 01:40:38.210
I know, has a show at the end of the month for

01:40:38.210 --> 01:40:41.689
Battleground Pro. I don't know what he's doing,

01:40:41.770 --> 01:40:43.069
but I know they're doing a rumble and stuff like

01:40:43.069 --> 01:40:46.590
that. There was talks of possibly the Wild would

01:40:46.590 --> 01:40:49.720
show up, but that's not happening. I don't get

01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:54.659
that type of money, unfortunately. Kudos to Levi,

01:40:54.819 --> 01:40:57.939
who wanted to actually pay out of pocket, and

01:40:57.939 --> 01:41:02.319
I told him no. Don't waste your money on us.

01:41:02.539 --> 01:41:05.399
We'll figure it out some other time. Or tag title

01:41:05.399 --> 01:41:08.399
shot, and I'd be like, fuck yeah. Not a rumble

01:41:08.399 --> 01:41:11.859
spot. I would do it for another spot, but not

01:41:11.859 --> 01:41:15.100
being in there for maybe five minutes and calling

01:41:15.100 --> 01:41:20.510
it good. Legit match, I'd have been sure. I don't

01:41:20.510 --> 01:41:25.829
know what the other two do. Ring MPW. Both Samuel

01:41:25.829 --> 01:41:28.430
Matthews and JP O 'Reilly will be at the next

01:41:28.430 --> 01:41:31.689
MPW show in Skowhegan. Can't remember the date

01:41:31.689 --> 01:41:35.409
on that, but go support them. And other than

01:41:35.409 --> 01:41:37.569
that, you guys can catch us next week when hopefully

01:41:37.569 --> 01:41:39.270
there's more than two of us. Because there's

01:41:39.270 --> 01:41:42.489
nothing growing in this. I made it the other

01:41:42.489 --> 01:41:44.350
day and I forgot it up here. It's like Tuesday,

01:41:44.489 --> 01:41:45.989
to be fair. Oh, you just make sure there's no

01:41:45.989 --> 01:41:47.310
black mold or anything like that? I was making

01:41:47.310 --> 01:41:48.970
sure there was nothing growing in it. It's like

01:41:48.970 --> 01:41:51.430
one of the cups that keeps everything cold for

01:41:51.430 --> 01:41:53.970
like 48 hours, so it's still actually cold. Of

01:41:53.970 --> 01:41:55.510
course, this room is not usually heated, so it

01:41:55.510 --> 01:41:57.470
usually stays cold here anyway. But I was like,

01:41:57.470 --> 01:42:00.350
I'm thirsty. So, yeah, nothing growing in my

01:42:00.350 --> 01:42:04.890
cup. Yay! Other than that, we'll catch you guys

01:42:04.890 --> 01:42:10.039
next week. In the words of Red Dog, Hawaii. Perch

01:42:10.039 --> 01:42:12.460
Session signing off, but we ain't saying goodbye

01:42:12.460 --> 01:42:14.840
Keep your fears flushed, still reaching for the

01:42:14.840 --> 01:42:17.699
sky Professional wrestling, we'll never let it

01:42:17.699 --> 01:42:20.340
go Big cats in the house, bringing the rumble

01:42:20.340 --> 01:42:20.899
to the show