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welcome to another episode of Pro Sessions Wrestling
Podcast. I'm your host, the man of Maine, Big
Cat Tyler Adams. And of course, you can catch
us live every Friday at 9 p .m. Eastern Standard
Time when I actually, you know. do my job correctly,
and get the show ready before 9 o 'clock. I'm
here, apparently the only one that wants to show
up, the nautical nightmare, Dylan Nix. The nautical
nightmare, Dylan Nix, your Aroostook County Crown
of Maine, Aroostook County champion, and all
sorts of other fun accolades. Yes, I am here
on time because I missed last week because I
had this really cool thing called BAMF, which
is a film festival. You missed a good show. I
know. I actually saw it. I actually watched it
later. Because I wanted to hear what Amber had
to say. And it was really fucking cool. And I'm
really sorry I missed it because it looked really
cool. The amount of shit she gave JP was so fucking
funny. Oh, dude, no. I was laughing my butt off.
I was like, ah. Hi, JP. Hi, JP. How many times
did she say that? Like 17 or something. What
a fucking idiot. Sorry. What was wrong with his
computer? Does he have any? Oh, yeah. You took
your laptop. He has a shitty computer now, doesn't
he? Yeah. So for people that don't know, he started
the podcast with this. garbage computer and i
had my computer and my laptop which i didn't
use because i had my computer so i gave him my
laptop in exchange for doing shit for me for
the podcast which he actually ended up not doing
but i was just like whatever um but at least
he could actually be on the podcast yeah and
be fine and then my computer died and then i
took my laptop back For folks that didn't know,
JP was originally supposed to be a battle camera.
Yeah, he's supposed to be like a behind -the
-scenes person. And well, we kept not having
people come on, so we were finally like, oh,
JP, you want to hang out with us? And he's like...
He was supposed to be the guy in the background
that you would hear and not see while all of
us were on. He was going to be our Jake Sharknado.
This is the cornerhead. Or our Jamie of... Joe
Rogan. Yeah. You don't listen to Joe Rogan? No,
I don't. Why? I don't care for Joe Rogan. He's
not a fan. I'm not a fan. You don't want to go
into... For anyone who's about to jump on my
ass, be like, no. I've actually listened to some
Joe Rogan. First of all, back the fuck up because
I know some people are going to come after me.
I'm just not a fan. There's a lot of wrestling.
What? You don't want to hear about weed and THC.
I don't, I mean, I don't care. It's like, it's
his shit. He talks about, there's a lot of like
wrestling podcasts I've listened to. And I've
listened to like one episode and there's a lot
of, um, um, like I like comic, of course, you
can look around behind me. You can tell him a
comic book nerd. And I've listened to plenty
of like, like Aquaman podcasts. And I can't stay.
If I can't stand the person's voice, I can't
listen to the podcast. And I've tried with certain
people and I'm just like, I cannot fucking listen
to you. because i talk like this this is my podcast
it's like dude you're it's a i i get it's a podcast
but man have some inflection in your voice talk
with some passion you're passionate about the
subject right like if i'm gonna be like talking
about you know like say ecw i'm gonna be like
yeah fucking ecw man chad's hit motherfucking
bad man big over the chair in the face bust his
head open bleed never you know yeah He had John
Seaton and Taker. I've caught clips. Like I said,
I've caught clips. I don't hate the guy. I don't
go out of my way. Cena shouted out Bangor, Maine,
which was pretty dope. Yeah, that was cool. I
did see that. Because we're in the middle of
fucking nowhere. Technically, Bangor is the middle
of nowhere. I'm from north of nowhere. No, I
listen for wrestling podcasts. If I'm going to
go out of my way here, of course, I listen. I
occasionally tune back into our stuff. Um, Chris
Van Vliet. I like a lot of his stuff. Uh, Cornette.
Yes, I know. Blah, blah, blah. Um, I listen to,
and I listened to, um, I was listening to freaking
what's his name? Um, uh, brother love. What the
hell is real? Pritchard, Bruce Pritchard. And
then I started comparing notes on Pritchard compared
to what actually happened. I'm like, Oh, he's
spitting bullshit. And a lot of it sounds about
right. And I'm like, wow. Yeah. Pritchard's spitting.
So bullshit. So it's like, yeah. but no there's
a lot a lot of um by the way shout out um uh
off the hop rope i miss those guys like i know
mark's in aew and cpa is doing cpa stuff and
top shelf's doing cool stuff but my god boys
i miss you i miss talking about like you know
because what they would do you listen to them
right no you don't listen so they would take
a wrestling match and they would pair a beer
with a wrestling match So I'm not a huge beer
guy, but I tried beers I would never try before
because they're like, oh, this is a... A Kolsch
that's like a 12 .1%. It's got hints of, you
know, chocolate and coconut and a little bit
of grapefruit at the back and, you know, blah,
blah. And they describe how it was brewed and
stuff. And it's really cool. And yeah, that's
actually, that's how I became kind of friends
with CPA and Top Shelf. Wow, that's crazy. Because
the only thing I know about CPA besides the road
is his is A -M -S -A -R, A -S -M -R on TikTok.
Oh, yeah. Talking into a tie like. Hello, I am
CPA. He had a pretty decent match on AEW Dark.
Or was it ROH? No, I think it was Dark. He had
a really decent match. That's the one thing that
irritates me about Dark. Was he CPA or Nick Stapp?
No, he was CPA. I can't remember who he was wrestling.
But he did his whole gimmick thing. you know
took off his tie there's another tie shit like
that yeah he does that with the shirt a lot so
yeah and the shirt um yeah and amber got into
that too last uh the interview you know having
that a good match with um private party yeah
and um nothing after that yeah tony i like what
amber said though amber's like i wasn't in a
position if she would get signed right there
i don't think they would I'm not putting words
in her or Jossie's mouth. I don't think that
would have lasted long because I think it would
have ended up just being like, we love being
here, but I can't be here type thing. Right.
Yeah. I haven't seen a bunch of those guys since
the road, like love Doug. I saw love Doug get
limitless a few times, but it's good to see Bobby.
I miss Bobby. Yeah. He was at the, of course
he was at the rumble, which I wasn't at because
I was sick. Stupid freaking body was. realized
my car was a piece of shit so i've been having
problems all week yeah yeah yeah god he wrestles
i thought i wrestled a lot yeah this is when
you actually can you know devote your time to
wrestling you can do pretty much everything you
want oh him and price had a him and alec had
a match at uh this is back in 2024 back at uh
in the wrestling open that's cool yeah that's
neat I'm looking at a cage match. I don't see
AEW, but I just quick scanned. But he probably
had a dark match. I know he had a match against
Big Show on WWE TV. Maybe that's the one I was
thinking of. Is that the one you're thinking
of? Yeah, where Big Show didn't eat the crap
out of him? Yeah, maybe that's the one I was
thinking of. Speaking of that, have you seen
Big Show is in fucking shape? Yo! Well, dude,
it's like... You know why? He's not on TV. That's
not the reason why. He's on a car. No, I'm joking.
What's up? I think it was Mark. I can't remember.
Somebody made fun of him. Oh, Jesus. He's like,
dude, you're letting yourself go. Shit like that.
I bet you can't get in shape. He goes, you don't
think I can fucking get in shape? He goes, no.
He's like, fuck you, I'll do it. He talked about
it. I can't remember what podcast he was talking
about it. He's like, you know what? That kicked
my ass a gear. Mark Henry? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Okay.
Because Mark and Big Show are in their AEW. Well,
I don't know if Mark is still in the AEW, but.
Aw. What the hell did I glass? Oh, so sad that
your glass is broken. I'm going to cry a little,
boo -boo. I'm going to kick you in the dick.
You motherfucker. Do you remember what happened
last time I broke one of these glasses? I know,
the Aquaman. You spent weeks trying to fucking
find it. Yes, I found two, by the way. There
is another one downstairs in the box still, so
I'm not super worried. If this one breaks, it's
not the end of the world. It did take me a long
time to find two, though. Maybe this is the thing
I'm not drinking out of them. Oh, shut up. I
keep wanting to drink out of them. Now, if you
can see it right there in the M, like some of
the... I can't see. I need my glasses on. Fuck,
put your glasses on, motherfucker. I still can't
see with my glasses on. There's a dot in the
end that came out. I don't know what happened
there. The main logo is in good shape, though,
so we're okay. Well, I guess we should... It
continues to serve my rum and coke well. And
if you ever see Cat do that, by the way, folks,
that's usually his wife going... Sorry, my wife
is sick, so... Ah, I called it. Yeah. and of
course the baby's upset so um we'll just uh get
into the rumble i guess i'm gonna let this play
and uh so that way it can go away because you're
you're shitty at bantering so by yourself oh
i am not so we saw the rumble yeah we uh of course
the royal rumble was last week was it last week
uh last weekend yes yeah last week the same day
is the same as saturday and i kind of forgot
about until like everyone's like oh who's watching
the rumble today and it's like i don't have a
way to watch the rumble And then I remember I
have access to ESPN because... Didn't somebody
say a couple weeks ago, too, they were like,
ooh, I'm not going to watch it because it's all
a review. Yeah, well, here's the thing. I wasn't
paying for it. Oh, that's true. Honestly... That's
the difference. I paid for it. I'm going to put
this on, but honestly, though, I was not a fan
of the Rumble, and I'll get into it in a minute.
But we started off with... The Women's Rumble.
the woman's rumble do you want to start off with
the woman's rumble you want to go straight that's
what the show started with i'll start with the
woman's rumble okay i didn't i didn't even watch
it so i hope it's a fucking good so uh we start
off with charlotte flair and alexa bliss yeah
um that wasn't a bad idea so what that reminded
me of uh it was the 89 rumble i think it was
89 or 90 it was 89 i think um was really neat
so if anyone's a fan of a certain old school
tag team like i am um 89 rumble x comes out first
you know here comes the x you know here comes
x and bill ed's talked about this on his podcast
on their podcast he's talked about it on interviews
he's like yeah so i'm standing on the ring and
all of a sudden i hear the music just start over
and i'm like oh they accidentally played my music
twice and all of a sudden out comes fucking smash
he's like he's like oh what are we going to do?
Let's throw hands. So, yeah, that's kind of what
it reminded me of. It'd be like me and you going
at one and two and just looking at each other
like, well, I guess we've got to throw hands.
I think that happened with Matt and Jeff Hardy.
I think they pulled one and two, and they just
stood there like, okay, shook each other's hands
and just started beating the shit out of each
other. So, rumbles, yes, there are team -ups
and rumbles. You and I have teamed up. Me and
Levi have teamed up. Me and Levi have teamed
up. It's one of those situations. Yeah, you do
your best to try to eliminate people, but your
goal is to win. You want to get that title shot
or you want to get that $50 ,000 or when Cousin
Larry does it, he's like, $1 ,000, kid. $1 ,000,
kid, yeah. $1 ,000, $1 ,000, man. Whose line
is it anyways, money? I don't mind going home
with a grand. He doesn't actually pay you with
$1 ,000. He just hands you the money. kayfabe
motherfucker kayfabe do you honestly think that
they would pay a wrestler a thousand dollars
on a fair show that'd be cool i'd walk right
down to that give me all your fried dough i love
it every single time too because i'll give this
to you but buddy i count it he's like i i counted
it i know how much it is i know how much it is
there's one dollar missing it's one dollar missing
so we started i want to talk with him one day
just take a five out just you know i give it
back obviously he's like where's the five If
I knew ahead of time, I would just do, like,
I would purposely go and get $1 ,000 in just
ones. So when he handed me the money, I would
just hand him back $1 ,000 in ones. He's like,
what the fuck is this? I actually have to look
up the results because I don't remember. Yeah.
Here, I can share my screen. No, I got it. I
got it. Okay. Kena James. Is that how you say
her name? Kiana? Kiana James. Yeah, hold on.
I have no fucking clue who that person is. She
is an NXT girl, I believe. Nia Jax. Yeah, I'm
surprised Nia did some good stuff. So I'm surprised.
I think I actually was listening to a little
bit of her interview with Chris Van Vliet not
long ago, and she was talking about how Triple
H, I guess this time around, basically told her,
go out there and just have fun. Go out there
and just show them what you can do. but originally
like they were like oh you gotta work to your
size and yeah i mean she's a big girl she should
work to her size but she should also be able
to do athletic stuff you know i mean she is pretty
athletic so the original unsafe worker yeah i
feel sorry for her there's certain things that
like you could tell were not her fault you know
um she was talking about the whole thing with
becky and yeah i was just gonna bring that up
I guess I'm going to get fired. Yeah. Everyone's
jumping on her and punching her and stuff. And
I guess she just got sick of it. She's sharing.
I just threw one, you know, and she, and she
thought it was somebody else. I can't remember.
It was, um, was it lit? Not live. Um, Lana, Lana,
Lana. So she turned around, just swung one and
cracked Becky right in the face. And she's like,
whoops, I'm going to get fired. I'd be like,
I'd walk out back. Be like, Okay, two questions.
One, are they okay? Two, am I fired? If the answer
to those things is yes and no, awesome. If the
answer to those things are no and yes, it's good
to see Jordan Grace in the Rumble again. Yes,
yes, yes. Good old Jordan. Becky, Becky Lynch.
The one that I was confused about, which I have
no clue who the fuck it was, but was just eliminating
people left and right was Last Legend. Yeah,
she's actually Nia's tag partner. She was NXT
last year. I think she was in NXT. They called
her up, and dude, the reason they made her eliminate
everyone is look at the size of her. She's a
big girl. It's the Kane big show for the girls.
You get that one big person, they're the cleaner.
It's like when you have, I'm going to throw it
for a local here, it's like when you have Jason
come out, and Jason throws out like, you know,
like... Raph and freaking Mark Moment. Sorry,
Mark. I'm just using the example. Tommy Lane.
Those guys. Jason comes out and throws eight
guys over that are just there to be there that
aren't going to prop. I don't want to disparage
anyone. By the way, let me finish this thought
and I'll finish another thought real quick. I
don't want to disparage anyone. That's what it
does. She was there to clean. She was a cleaner.
She was getting rid of some of the talent that
weren't going to win. But I just want to throw
this out there really quick. I did read something
today. I'm not going to mention anyone's names.
There's no names mentioned here. They were saying
that they felt a little disrespected. They are
in the industry. and they felt they were a little
disrespected i get that and i just want to say
if anyone ever feels this disrespected by us
here in the podcast 99 .9 of the time we are
joking around we're busting balls we're busting
balls we're not we don't mean any harm no in
any way shape or form if you feel disrespected
by us please talk to one of us and we'll we'll
you know we'll talk about it you know i I bust
everyone. Dude, I bust my own tag partner's ass
at this time. All the fucking time. When are
you going to get in the ring, fat bitch? Yeah,
so it's like, you know, we don't mean any harm
by any of it, so please don't take anything personally.
When are you going to get in the gym, you fat
bitch? Dude, I've been in the gym three times,
two to three times a week. No, that's what you
tell me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like, fuck
your ass, we'll get in the gym. All right, go
back up, go back up. So is this the eliminations?
No, this is just who was in the rumble. Okay,
so. My thing with the Rumble this year that really
made me a little bit sad is I like surprises
in the Rumble, right? Oh, we got surprises. Nah,
no, no, no. The shitty surprises, but we got
surprises. Dude, I'm sorry. Nikki's wrestling
for the WWE. That wasn't a surprise. Nikki being
in the Rumble wasn't a surprise. Brie was a little
bit of a surprise. And did you notice the reaction
Brie got? It wasn't, hey, Brie Bell is here.
It was, we want Daniel Bryan. Yeah, they had
the yes chant going. Yeah, she's doing the yes
kicks. The yes chance. I'm like, if Daniel Bryan
shows up in this place, the fucking roof's coming
off the building. Then Owen Brody's like, there's
no roof on the building. And I posted the thing
from Guardians 2. It's metaphorical. Jackass.
I love you, O 'Brien. I'm just fucking with you.
I don't give a shit about the Bella Twins. I'm
sorry. I just don't. I don't give a shit. The
thing is, there's a lot of people that do. I
know some people that really like the Bellas.
And cool. You like who you like, right? That's
wrestling. I mean, there's people like Logan
Paul. I'm not a fan of that old wrestling. I
don't like the girly fucking wrestling. I hate
it. Yeah, they very much have the Divas style
wrestling. And I'm sorry, when there was the
diva -style wrestling, you know who my favorite
wrestler was in that time period? Was Beth Phoenix,
because she was a badass and she could throw
people around. Yeah, Mickie James. Mickie could
wrestle. Gayle Kim was around during just kind
of in and out during that time. You want to see
some good women's match during the divas period?
Go to TNA. I'm not joking with you. Go to TNA,
find Gayle Kim versus Awesome Kong. That's some
freaking shit right there. The beautiful people.
The women's division in TNA was 100 times better
than the women's division in WWE at the time.
Every single time the Divas came out, I just
went and did something else. It's just girly.
It's just too girly to me. I watched because
I wanted them to have a chance because there's
a lot of the girls I enjoyed. You just wanted
to hope that their freaking tops fell off or
something like that. if that shit you just watch
you just go on twitter and you get all that shit
that's that's easy enough no it's like what i
wanted to i want i i like wrestling um and i
want to see everyone succeed at wrestling that
wants to wrestle so if like say zelina vega who
i like zelina i think she's i think she's kind
of cool honestly she's got a lot of cool like
outfits and stuff i have no idea she was dressed
out at the rumble with the big silver shiny wing
things i'm sure it was a anime character i don't
know who it was i watched i don't watch as much
anime as i used to so and then you know it's
like so but if i'm gonna go through the rumble
where was i know she's a champ but where was
like stephanie vicar right and like i know she's
a champ so she doesn't matter but okay she matters
because i'd love you some stuff here for her
okay where was um If you want to give me some
surprises, where the hell is Paige? Paige has
been rumored to come back for months now. Where
was, you know, and there's girls on the, I don't
know, man. Paige, Lita. Yeah. Well, I know there's
some of the girls that went to Saudi Arabia.
Kelly. Bianca Belair. Where the hell is Bianca?
Bianca Belair. She dislocated a finger. At this
fucking point, I don't give a shit that they
bring back Ronda Rousey just for a fucking surprise.
No, no, never. Fucking no. No. God, no. I don't
like her either, but that would have been a bigger
surprise than Brie Bella. I agree, but my God,
what a freaking vacuum of... I know, she's a
fucking bitch. Yeah, the final four were... Sol
Ruka. By the way, Sol Ruka? First time, okay,
I'll be honest. First time I saw Sol Ruka, I
was like, eh. And she's kind of grown on me a
little bit. She came out, and first of all, her
Saudi outfit was her. You know what I just realized?
I forgot. What's that? I forgot. I saw the meme,
and I was like, why does all the girls look like
Power Rangers? They do, and then they made the
Power Ranger meme, which is great. Yeah, it was
so fucking funny. Because I think they knew.
But no, okay, so like, okay, all the girls are
out. Most of the girls came out in, oh, okay.
Here's my rant of the night. Where's Samuel Matthews
when I need him for the hot take? Here, I'll
do it for you. Even though we don't have him,
I'll do it for you. Samuel Matthews hot take.
Alright, I'm not Samuel Matthews, I'm Dylan Nix,
but here's your hot take for the evening. What
the fuck? was up with the girls wearing black
on black. And so many of them. That's what I'm
saying. So many of them. Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley
should have been the only girl allowed to wear
black on black because that is her fucking aesthetic.
That is who she is. Liv Morgan was doing it.
Raquel Rodriguez was doing it. There's at least
two other girls that had black on black, all
right? Now, here's the thing. I get where some
of these girls are like, oh, they're the Judgment
Day. They do the black. Where the fuck's the
purple? Judgment Day has purple in it. Why couldn't
Liv Morgan being purple on black, all right?
Give me some fucking color. I couldn't tell when
it was like Rhea, Liv, Raquel. Like I said, there's
another girl that had all black. I couldn't.
Rhea's a bit taller than everyone, but Raquel's
a bit taller than Rhea, and they both have long,
dark hair. I couldn't tell who was who real quick.
If I look up at the match, I'm like, who the
fuck is that? And then it turns around, I see
the goth makeup -ish, because Saudi Arabia has
a thing with goth makeup, so Rhea couldn't do
her full makeup. And I'm like, okay, that's Rhea,
and okay, that's Raquel. Cool, I can tell those
two apart, but I don't. It's like, eh. But then
you got girls like Chelsea Green's outfit was
great. You could tell Chelsea from a glance.
Bailey's outfit was pretty good. Sol Rucas was
probably my favorite. There's a few girls that
were wearing. Roxanne Bles was dressed as Shego
from freaking Kim Possible, which is fan -fucking
-tastic. You know? Kari Sane was wearing bright
yellow. Not Kari Sane. Io Sky was wearing bright
yellow. I could pick out Io anywhere I looked
in that ring. That's what I'm saying. Wear your
fucking aesthetic colors. Wear a color. I don't
care if it's not your normal colors. Orange.
We wear orange. You know why we wear orange?
We stand out when we wear orange. Most people
are like, oh yeah, the guy's in orange. Pink.
The only one that was wearing pink was freaking...
Chunky. No, no, no. I'm talking in the rumble.
Oh, in the rumble? Yeah. I think there was one
girl wearing pink. It was Natty. Yeah, and that
makes sense. Natty pink and black. Of course,
the Hart Foundation, right? But I'm like... Guys,
wear something to differentiate yourself, especially
when you get to wear that full body suit. Like,
on a Monday Night Raw, when you can wear your
normal gear, I can tell you apart from a mile.
But when you're just in full black, eh, who the
fuck are you? You know? All right, that's my
rant. Rant over. Rant over. But I hate that shit.
It's like, even on local scenes, I have five
pairs of gear in my gear bag. I will go to my
opponent and be like, what color are you wearing?
I was just going to say, how many times have
we gone up to another tag team that we're wrestling
and be like, what are you wearing for colors?
I guess we're doing red today. Or are we doing
purple? If we're wrestling Dunkey, we're like,
all right, we'll wear red because we know Dunkey's
going to wear orange. right you know or like
if i go up and i'm like you go up to guys and
like hey what are you guys wearing they're like
oh red and black cool we're wearing orange or
if i go up to a guy i'm like what are you wearing
they're like oh gold all right i'm gonna wear
my my pink i go up there oh i'm gonna wear pink
cool i got my gold you know i i got stuff to
contrast everyone but it's like i can't stand
when i'm looking in the ring and all i see is
the same colors clashing because like you get
two bald guys with beards wearing black trunks
and black boots who are you gonna remember Right,
exactly. Exactly, right. But if you've got two
guys in the ring, two bald guys in the ring with
beards, one guy's wearing pink and blue, the
other guy's wearing black and black, you're going
to probably remember the guy in pink and blue.
Exactly. Just saying. Okay, Lash Legend, bright
purple. Look, she stands out. First of all, she's
the only girl that looks like that, but she stands
out. You're going to see. One, two, three. Three
girls in black. Four. Sol Ruka's got her kind
of scotch. It's a shirt. And she has like...
she's got the checkered pants it looks ska it
looks very like like she should be showing so
i'm wondering if she might have got a little
bit of heat for that because i doubt it our shirt
kept coming up a little bit saudi arabia you
don't know it wasn't it wasn't enough for them
to get in trouble so there wasn't a crowd there
i kept going oh shit why did we not bring this
up to begin with I completely forgot to talk
about that, but we'll go with the women's. The
crowd looks fucking empty. I guess for the women's
match, it was. I guess everyone kind of... First
of all, did you know it started at 10 p .m. for
their time? No. It started at 10 fucking p .m.
And there's no water in there. Here's the thing,
and we'll bring this... I'll show it later. It
wasn't empty. The problem was... Those lights.
The lights made it look like the place was empty.
Well, I guess... zoomed in you could see people's
heads and stuff but i mean there's cool yeah
no i i hated it i thought the leds were cool
but yeah it made it look like an empty arena
imagine being going out to the ring for the royal
rumble it is the there's four big four big pay
-per -views of the year the rumbles the second
biggest pay -per -view of the year in my opinion
second biggest WrestleMania, of course, is the
biggest, but the Rumble is, in my opinion, the
second biggest. Imagine you're a person going
out for the Rumble. You go out, your number hits,
your music plays, you run down the ring, you
look up, and those LEDs are blurring people,
and it looks empty. I'd be like, why am I here?
I'm in a country that could kill me. Yeah, I
have a country that literally could just decide
if they wanted to kill me or not. Yeah, they
can literally decide, oh, you're not going home.
We're not going to let your plane take off. That
almost happened. Yeah. I'm not making fun of
Saudi Arabia, guys. This is all shit that's been
proven. Supposedly, they're doing better, but
at the same time, it still is Saudi Arabia where
they still have laws and shit. I'm still pretty
sure you've still got to sign a waiver saying,
hey, something happens to you. You're fucked.
There's a lot of the countries in the Middle
East, I know this because I have friends that
have gone, saying if you go, you have to sign
a waiver saying if something happens, the United
States... doesn't know who the fuck you are.
You're on your own. Some of those countries are
very beautiful. You can go visit. You can go
do your stuff. As long as you stay in the major
areas, you're fine. I'll use Egypt for a great
example. Egypt has great tourism. I want to go
see the pyramids. A lot of scammers. To this
day, I still would love to go see the pyramids.
For me, it's easier just to go... pyramids on
Google Maps and just zoom in. I'm sitting in
my chair at home with a beer. You definitely
need a guide for that because, oh my God, there
is so many fucking people trying to scam you
for money. Grease, I've heard, is like that too.
Yeah. If you're going to a country you've never
been to, always have a guide. Pay the extra money.
Have a guide, would you? Or a chainsaw. Yeah,
okay. I want to say also, Before we get into
this, too, Matt Kembeke, I can't pronounce his
YouTube channel. Kembeke? Kembeke. Him and another
guy, they're always, they're basically at almost
every single WWE event. I wish I had that type
of money. Yeah, right. So, well, with a million
subscribers, you could probably afford to be
at every single freaking one. See, okay. So,
let's see. So you got Liv in black, you got Rhea
in black. I can tell it's Rhea. Liv's blonde,
of course, easy to tell. Raquel's down here in
the corner in black. I think that's Charlotte.
No, that's Tiffany. That's Tiffany Stratton.
That's Tiffany in all white. Charlotte has been
eliminated by this point. I actually remember
that. Fucking headbutt. Sol Ruka's got that very
cool looking... Oh, Jesus! I'd fucking say so.
And she said this on Chris VanVleet's podcast.
People come up and they go, hey, you look like
that Rhea Ripley girl, but she's bigger. Everyone
thinks Rhea's like 6 '3", or 6 '4", like huge.
And she's not. She's like 5 '10". Like, for a
girl, that's big. But she's not as big as you
think she is, you know? Underhook to a... Ooh!
She would have bumped on that. I'm surprised
she threw a headbutt. Her face is, I think, is
still fucked up. Now, Raquel's a big girl. Raquel's
like 6 '1", I think. I started following her
on TikTok because she's fucking, she's into dating
as all shit. I love how the people on the ground
are like, ah, let's probably pretend we're doing
something while we're waiting for our spots.
Yep, I've done this. We've both done this in
the rumble, laying down like, okay, I'm just
going to stay here for a minute. Yeah, I'm going
to catch my breath. I'm blowing up. In the Joey
Gleets rumble. Oh my god, that would be so annoying.
Look what those freaking headlights are. It's
right in your line of sight, man. That would
have lasted 10 seconds of me. Again, they look
pretty fucking cool. Until you're trying to watch
the match, it's right in your way. And it looks
like nobody's fucking sitting there. Why do I
have a hacksaw? No reason. If I sat down and
that was in my view, I would have shut the shit
out of it until it came out. And if somebody
came over and asked me about it, I'd be like,
oh, I fell over and it broke. It broke. How'd
it break? I get angry at it. Oh, Jesus. Apparently
she fucked her back on that. She called that
spot, but apparently just the way she hit, she
apparently fucked her back. I get paid. I fucking
look like a fuck. No. Why? See, Liv will get
a little bit of silver in her gear, but it's
basically, for Liv, it's basically her normal
gear with a black t -shirt underneath. Yeah.
Liv, how could you do this? Liv, spoiler, Liv
wins the Rumble. Yeah. For those who didn't know.
Yeah, for those that don't know. Yeah, where
was Jessica Carr? Where's Jessica? Why isn't
she in her mask in the damn Rumble? Whatever
her wrestling name is, I forgot what it is. Superhero,
whatever that she was. Yeah, whatever it is.
Dude, I will admit Soul Ruka's finisher is pretty
freaking cool. Soul Snatcher? Soul Snatcher is
fucking gross. The only problem is, and I've
said this on shit like this, is you're not going
to be able to do that forever. There's going
to be a point where you're not going to be able
to do the flip for it. Amber, she stopped doing
the Swanton Bomb because it was fucking up her
back. Yep, yep. Dude, if you look at this, it's
Tiffy in all white, Lee in all, Liv in all black,
and Sol Ruka in black and white. So it's kind
of like, it's like a good, neutral evil. Go snatch
her! She hits it here somewhere. She was supposed
to stay down right there. She did not. She's
like, I'm just gonna sit. Oh shit, there comes
Tiffy. Gonna do this anyways. Hey, we're going
to promote TurboTax in Saudi Arabia. Yep. So
the funniest part is, if you didn't know this,
Tiffany Stratton was actually an Olympic -level
gymnast. So her doing the handspring elbow is
super legit. That was part of her routine. She
tumbled. So, yeah, a little shotgun dropkick.
I want to start doing that. Go back, go back,
go back a little bit. Watch this. Did you catch
it? Watch. It's a little too far, but that's
okay. Watch. Boom, boom, boom. There's the CM
Punk knee that everyone fucking does now. Shotgun
dropkick. Tiffy hits Liv, right? Liv's the wrong
way. Watch Liv. Watch Liv. Watch Liv. I'm the
wrong way. I didn't catch it during the rumble,
but yeah, you see Liv go, oh shit, like a spin.
I'm just taking it. I was like, whatever. Yeah,
I wonder if she did that just so that she could
give her a heads up that the moonsault's coming.
Yeah. Double... Wow. And what a way to do a cutter
in a different fucking... I'll be honest, Sol
Ruka winning this wouldn't have been an awful
thing. She's... hot right now like literally
like her winning this would have just elevated
her straight up yeah i don't know why she goes
with okay so well so she go after who's she going
after bianca or stephanie i don't even remember
i don't know but anyway uh so for women's right
now it's jade cargill who has defended it zero
times since she's won it because no cargill she
defended against uh zero times since she's won
it Stephanie Vickers defended it way more. See,
they say that both feet have to touch the ground.
I would just let one foot touch the ground and
pull myself up with the other. Yeah, that spot's
been done. She almost slipped right there. There's
a couple spots where Sol right there, too. I
think that was one foot right there. Yeah, Tiffany
was probably like, shit! No way! Is he trying
to do the soul snatcher from there? He was trying
to do the soul snatcher. Yep. So, Jade Cargill
has recorded zero televised defenses of the Women's
Championship during her reign that began November
1st, 2025. She's held the title almost 90 days
as the defending championship zero times. Back
in the day, you don't defend the title for 30
days. You get the thing stripped. And if I ran
a company, I would do that. You're like, okay,
cool. You can't show up for 30 days? Okay, for
the Indies, it's a little different, but still.
I would play that role. It would make it a little
cool. All right, they didn't show up for 30 days.
They're stripped. They want their belt back.
They got to come back and win the thing back.
That'd be a good way to do it. At Downey's Championship
Wrestling, that's going to be our role. One day
it'll be a thing. I swear to God. Maybe. I would
love it if that's the case. You can see it right
here. On the bottom, it looks like nobody's fucking
here. But the upper image, you can see heads
and stuff like that. The LEDs make it look like
nobody's fucking there. And just a horrible,
horrible, like, hey, maybe we shouldn't have
done this. Yeah. I mean, again, it looked cool
when they were doing the graphics and stuff like
that. The graphics, the entrances and shit like
that looked cool. They did. They really did.
But the problem is the seats looked empty. It's
like, like I said, maybe have a section off where
you don't have people sitting there or whatever
and do the LEDs. I've wrestled in a show in front
of seven people. It's not multiple times. It
is not. Shut up. You know, I mean, I was with
you and I was definitely there with you with
one of those. I should have him up and be like,
yo, you sold me money, by the way. One of us,
we left with the belts after we didn't lose them.
Without the belts after we didn't lose them.
I'm going to keep those. Are we still champs?
It's what it is. I don't know. I don't fucking
care. Yeah, at this point. Apparently, he's doing,
like, I've talked to a couple of people. 15 other
fucking things, yeah. Yeah. I've talked to a
couple of people that still work there. They're
just like, you know, I'm doing fine. I was like,
must be nice. I wonder if they're, because we
got paid. pretty well if we got paid if yeah
i'm assuming a lot of those guys are probably
not making nearly as much as we did we weren't
asking for a ton we were asking for the like
our rate and we weren't it wasn't even a big
rate it was enough to pay for cats and food basically
yeah you know it's like we weren't asking a million
dollars because he would just run weird as fucking
lived in the lived in in canada but ran in massachusetts
yeah okay bye i'm in charge now okay your soul
is my equipment apparently is on my wish list
because yeah apparently i'm doing that i don't
know why so my my camera my sam got for me my
microphone my sam got me my laptop on the other
hand apparently is getting to the point where
i can't play certain games on it i tried to play
the uh I found a game on Xbox. It was the Warhammer
40K shooter. I was like, oh, that looks fun.
Because I've been getting into a lot of Warhammer
40K mythology and shit lately. I was like, cool,
I'll play that. And it's like, oh, your drivers
are out of date. Oh, okay, I'll just update my
drivers. I go to NVIDIA and update my drivers.
And they're like, your drivers don't exist. And
I'm like, my laptop is only five years old. What
the fuck? Yep, that's about right. And unfortunately,
I can't get new RAM because fucking AI. Yeah,
that's the one good thing. I like about That
one good thing about not trying to keep up to
date with like the newest shit cuz yeah DDR for
is still pretty cheap I'll be honest. The only
reason I'm playing on my laptop is because I'm
playing Xbox games I told Sam if I get to the
point where I get really annoyed If anyone notices
I have a 55 inch TV sitting behind me. It does
nothing I'm just gonna buy a fucking new Xbox
and just hook it up. I had the the best Xbox
before they went to like the, the, the refrigerator.
Yeah. And, uh, you had, you had a one, which
is what I get downstairs. The Xbox one series
X or whatever the fuck it is. I can't remember.
I get downstairs. Yeah. The 600 bucks one. I
paid like 200 cause the game stopped, which was
awesome. Um, I use it for TV. Dude, I, I'm a
PS five sitting down there. I barely play it.
I have a PS5 sitting downstairs. So the last
game I played on my PS5 that I played all the
way through was Baldur's Gate. After that, I
was kind of like, cool. I've got nothing to play
now. I just play everything on PC. There's more
games I enjoy on PC than Xbox and shit like that.
Right now, I'm playing Silksong. I'm going through...
Okay, so I started Silksong. Get super mad at
it. Silksong is a thousand miles an hour. Johnny
Torres and I actually have talked about this
plenty of times. So I went back and started playing
Hollow Knight and I'm like, wow, Hollow Knight
feels like it's fucking. So when I first played
Hollow Knight, I was like, this game is fast.
Now it's like it's on so much. It's super slow.
It's not slow, slow, but it's like compared to
Silksong, it's slow. So I'm Hearthstone and RuneScape
has been my main focus right now. I redownloaded
Fallout Shelter. I know. I saw that. I blame
the Fallout show. Like, yeah, let's re -download
and start playing against who happens. I probably
have a guy still out in the wasteland for the
last 60 plus days. No, he's dead. He's dead.
He's fucking dead. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way.
Okay. Okay. Another quick gripe while we're talking
about just not wrestling stuff and we're just
talking random shit for our one fan we got going
on right now. JP and I talked about this a little
bit and if he was fucking here, fucking JP Autism,
I would talk to him about this too. I'm really
mad at the show. At the Fallout show. Really
mad at them. And I'll tell you why. Deathclaws
aren't that fucking squishy. If you meet a Deathclaw
in Fallout New Vegas, you're dead. Unless you're
wearing a suit. No, it will still fucking eat
you. The Deathclaws in Fallout New Vegas are
fucking OP as shit. They will eat your ass. I
don't fucking care. You could be Wolverine and
they would eat you. The Deathclaws in the Fallout
show are fucking Spongebob Squarepants. They're
fucking splattering, but with a .50 cal shot.
I'm sorry. You know how I killed fucking Deathclaws
in Fallout New Vegas when I played? When I play,
I would shoot them from half a mile away with
a .50 cal with explosive ammo, and I'd still
put eight bullets into them before they would
drop. I would have to take a leg off, slow them
down, and take ten headshots to kill the fuckers.
And one .50 cal shot from an NCR sniper takes
one out? No, it don't work that way. I'm fucking
sorry. Sam's probably in the other room laughing
at me right now. Fallout 4, I played it on easy
mode. I just ran around with a parachute. With
everything. Dude, I hate power suits. I fucking
hate them. I just blew through the game. I didn't
realize how easy it was. It's not the way I play,
man. It's not the way I play. My buddy said that
too. He's like, you fucking cheater. It's a lot
harder without one. It's like, this is fun. Take
off the suit and I died like 15 times within
like two minutes. I'm like, okay, I can see your
point now. I don't play any of the Bethesda games.
I play exactly the same way. Let's build my stealth
up so I'm invisible and shoot shit. Every time
I play Skyrim, I'm like, oh man, Skyrim, cool.
I'll build a half orc or half, yeah, I'll build
a half orc freaking sorcerer, shoot lightning
out of one hand, have a mace with the other one.
You know what I end up playing? Every fucking
time? Stealth Archer. Yeah, that's basically
what I do. Every time. Stealth Archer. It's so
much easier. Stealth magic. No, fuck magic. Archer.
Dude, magic's hard. I can't tell you how many
times I've played. Yeah, I know. But I can't
tell you how many times in Skyrim where I'm playing
Stealth Archer, I shoot someone with an arrow.
They got an arrow sticking out of their face
and they're like, oh, what was that? Must have
been the wind. There's an arrow in your head,
you idiot. Using just magic in Skyrim from level
1 to 20 is fucking hard as shit. Oblivion, though.
Once you get Fireball, you're like, eh, Fireball
the whole haul. Everything dies. Fireball! Have
you seen that video of the wizard? I can do spells!
Fireball! Dude, I'm old now, man. Fireball just
burns. Oh, shit. So we had also... People are
going to tune in and be like, what the fuck are
they talking about? Yeah, exactly. Sometimes
we talk about games, guys. We have a game channel,
we just never do it. Yeah, because we're all
busy. We say we'll do it. I can't live stream
with this laptop anymore, which is why I haven't
done any live streams at all for a while. I'm
waiting to fix my computer. If my shit would
stop fucking breaking, that would be nice. Like
your car? That's what I'm saying. I have two
dead cars. Bought a new one yesterday. Not a
new one, but used one yesterday, and that's having
problems, so that's going to have to go straight
in the shop. Mine's going to go to the shop in
the morning if it makes you feel any better.
my uh my windshield washer um pump just doesn't
work just stop kind of need that kind of need
that i've driven without it a couple times and
we're in winter so you know how the roads get
in the winter when it's muddy uh yeah it's uh
it's fun it's it's it's it's not fun not at all
so all right so continue with the royal rumble
i'm sorry i tangented it so aj styles last match
He didn't retire. Oh, it's supposedly he did.
I hate this finish though. Oh, the frigging.
Okay. So I don't mind the choke out sleeper finish.
No, no, that's fine. That's not what I'm talking
about this. Okay. Pick one. You either do the
fucking drop one. Yeah. Oh, I see what you're
saying. It's done or pick them up and drops and
it's over. There's so many times that they flip
flop that shit. So fucking annoying. But yeah,
AJ Styles wrestled Gunther. It was a good match.
Oh, yeah. Well, it's AJ Styles and Gunther. Of
course, it's going to be a good match. And we
all knew Gunther was going to beat him because
AJ Styles didn't resign. People think that he's
going to go TNA. I don't know. I think he is.
Actually, I think that's where he's going to.
He showed up in TNA on Monday. or tuesday or
whatever it was i think he's gonna go there finish
out his career that's where he's gonna retire
but he was already announced for tna before uh
the retirement stuff before this last match well
they announced him for tna like a month or two
ago that he was gonna be there so i don't know
but who knows um he started off in tna so um
i think he did tna and roh before you know roh
got butthurt and said you pick one or the other
that's kind of like I think there's a couple
of videos on that. Whoever's, I can't remember
who did it, but check that out. Just the, how
they were working great with each other, ROH
and TNA. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it went
from that to you pick one or the other and fuck
you. That's basically what it was. Cause CM Punk
was in TNA and did, but when that split, he stayed
with ROH cause he helped build ROH. Styles stayed
in TNA even though they fucked him. Yup. Yeah,
it's cool to listen to how they were basically
pretty close in working with each other to some
kind of bad blood. It's like, alright, enough's
enough. We're done with this shit. Honestly,
I can't even remember most of the shit that went
on on Royal Rumble. Drew McIntyre versus Sami
Zayn. Yeah, I was really hoping Sammy would win.
No, no, no. It's not going to be Sammy taking
the title off Drew. It's going to be like...
He should have won the title when he was in the
bloodline. He should have beat Gunther. Not Gunther.
Yeah, basically back in the bloodline. You're
right. Yeah, that should have been it. But it
wasn't, so we are stuck with... uh sammy being
sammy and trying to win stuff and not being able
to win stuff so he's a guy that i can see after
his contract goes to aw i don't think aw sorry
i don't think he's gonna go to aw um i i think
i don't think he's gonna i think he'll finish
in wwe because i think him and ko have to have
one more match before either of them get done
and ko is still recovering from the neck surgery
so which Oh, speaking of that, there is news
about that too. Not KO, but another guy with
neck problems. Who's that? Biggie. He officially
retired today. He said he's officially retired.
Yeah, he wasn't going to come back. Everybody
kind of knew that. Well, he'd always been kind
of like, well, maybe never say never type thing,
right? It's wrestling. Never say never, you know,
because look at Edge and Daniel Bryan. But theirs
was more different than, because I think Edge
and Bryan was more of like a pinched nerve. No,
it was a broken neck, both of them. The problem
is it was a different broken neck. Big E's was
squished. Yeah, so for all y 'all that don't
know, there's like six vertebrae in your neck.
If you break one of the lower ones, say down
lower towards your shoulders, it's still a broken
neck, but it can be fused, it can be worked with,
and stuff can be done. Big E broke the one connecting
basically his spine to his skull. That's the
dangerous one. That's the one they can do. It's
called internal decapitation. Basically, it'll
sever the spinal cord, but your head won't come
off. It'll still kill you. And the problem is
if it severs there, it shuts off your brain activity.
So it's like the famous thing in the TV when
someone grabs it in the neck and just goes like
that. That's what it is. Yeah. So, yeah, that
was the big, that was the problem with Big E's.
That's where he broke his. And, you know, I still
feel bad, man. Like, I feel bad for Rich Holland.
I feel bad for Big E because that was such a
freaking accident. You can watch it. Big E was
like, I didn't jump at the right time. You know,
it's like. That's the thing with the overhead
belly. That's why I don't do... Yeah, I was going
to say, that's why I don't throw them. It's like
Dragon Suplexes 2 or the Snap Dragon Suplexes,
the half and a half Suplexes. Yeah, fuck that.
I can do them. I can do pretty much any Suplex
on the planet. I've done a lot of them. I can't
take one. Prove it that time again, or at least
once. It's just even gross because it's high
shoulders that you're landing. I don't... I've
landed high shoulders and moves. I don't mind
that, but it's like, I can at least adjust if
I have to in the middle of something, you know,
off something like that. It's when you have to
land on the back, basically the back of your
neck. I hate, I don't like doing that stuff.
Like even my German suplexes, I let, I let you
go halfway through so you can land. Like my last
one I threw, sorry, storm was a little high,
but he still landed mostly on his shoulders,
bit of the back of his neck, but mostly his shoulders,
you know? Yeah. So I think that was, he gave
me a little more jump. So what? I think that
was the only two matches that the Rumble had.
It was Sami Zayn and Drew McIntyre and the retirement
match. So we got the Rumble, the men's Rumble.
Yeah, so by the time Sami and Drew were wrestling,
it was the middle of the match, I was going out
to eat for dinner. I went to have some really,
really good Mexican food. There's a good Mexican
place here in Ellsworth. Yes, I know which one
you're talking about. I haven't tried the Indian
place yet. I really haven't tried the Indian
place. I was at Shaw's last night. And it's across
the road. I can smell the butter chicken. And
again, we talk about the Royal rumble. Like you,
you want surprises and stuff like that. Like
the way, way back when you got valor. Yeah. Good
question. I want that a question answered. Where
was Finn Balor? Good question. I don't know.
It's just like, you used to even get like celebrities
come in and do like, like a spot here and there.
Well, the problem is again, is where they were.
I'm sorry. Say Vin Diesel. I'm going to pick
Vin Diesel. Just a random guy. Vin Diesel, right?
Say, hey, Vin, we want you to be a surprise entrant
in the Royal Rumble this year. We got 30 guys
in. We want you to be a big, tough guy. You're
Dom, family. We want you to go in there, and
The Rock's going to be there. We want you and
The Rock to have a face -off. Cool. All right.
That sounds really awesome, right? Vin Diesel
goes, all right, man, that's cool. Where are
we? He's like, oh, we're in Saudi Arabia. No.
I guarantee a lot of people went, nope. I choose
life. No, thanks. I choose life. I can't do it.
Anytime Sammy Chaos posts something, I'm like,
no thanks. I choose life. So we started off with
Uba. Is that how you say his name? Uba. Fucking
massive guy. He is. He's a big boy. He's big.
He's going to be something. He's going to be
something. Yeah. And then brawn breaker. And
of course we have the mass man. Number nine,
number nine, number nine, Mr. Iguana. All right.
The guy with a fucking Iguana puppet. We can
have him in the rumble. We can't have fucking
Finn Balor. Nope. Finn Balor and his puppet.
We have two El Grande Americanos, but we can't.
The original. I don't care. The original El Grande
Americano. You know the only thing I was excited
for? Number 14, Royce Keyes, who of course is
in Powerhouse Hobbs. Yes. I was excited for that.
Oh, yo, did you see, by the way, Brock Lesnar
basically just go, no, and throw Ilya Dragunov
on top? Yeah, I was going to get to that. You
could tell that he was just like, I'm fucking
done with this place. I'm ready to go home. Fucking
hate Brock Lesnar. I hate him. Seriously. Because
he just does whatever the fuck he wants. Everyone's
like, well, it's Brock Lesnar. I don't care.
If you're out there to do a job, do your job.
It's like, he basically looks like a fucking
chump. We know some people that do the same thing.
It's just like, I don't feel like doing this
anymore. Fucking just eliminate me. But again,
shit, I've done that in Rumble. Where I'm like,
okay, I'm done. Just throw me over the top rope.
You don't have planned spots or you weren't supposed
to be in there for X amount of time. And there's
people that'd be like, ah, fuck it. Okay. Same
in the corner. I'm going to pick up Chad Casanova
here a little bit. Cause Chad's actually a decent
dude. And then like, as much as I was smacked,
smug look on his face, I'm going to pick on him
here a little bit. Like same in the corner. Chad
Casanova is like me up a chops, right? I'm going
to take those chops. I'm going to sell those
chops. I'm not going to be like four chops and
be like, nah, I'm fucking done with this. Grab
him by the face and throw him over the top rope.
That's basically what Brock did to Ilya. He made
Ilya look like nothing. And Ilya is like one
of the scariest little motherfuckers on the planet,
all right? Yeah. So we're going to get to that
too. Why was La Parca there? I don't know. Seriously,
why the fuck was La Parca? Now, was it even La
Parca or was it some guy from NXT in a La Parca
outfit? Could be. Who fucking knows? Yeah, and
then Brock getting eliminated during the fucking
yeet shit. Oh, my God. The yeet thing. That needs
to stop, too. Oh, I hate that shit. But right
there, you could tell that Brock was like, okay,
I'm ready to fucking. I've done enough. I'm ready
to go home. It's like shit like that. There's
stuff, man. There's just stuff. It's like, okay,
so WWE is what it is. I get there's shit about
it. That's just not the best, right? But there's
some shit. They just need to take it. It's at
a 12. It needs to come down to a 7 real fucking
quick. The yeet shit is one of those things.
And I get it's over. It's like Seth Rollins in
the audience. I get it's over. I totally get
shit being over. You want it to be over, right?
Seth Rollins, I fucking hated that. I still do,
actually. It's over. But, you know, I'm one guy
in the internet. Yeah, the hooded guy who's fucking...
Grayson Waller, by the way. What's that? It's
Grayson Waller. Yeah, they revealed that it was
Grayson Waller. Ooh, big, big, like, ooh. Great,
so we have freaking... Didn't Grayson Waller...
Grayson Waller, A -Town Downtown, or whatever
the fuck they were called. Him and Theory were
attacked. Why did he attack Brawn Breaker, then?
Because him and fucking... I don't know. Theory's
part of the... The pigeons, or whatever they're
called there, right? The Vision? There we go.
So, I'm like... Does he have something against
theory? Like, is he going after theory? Do I
attack bond breaker? Why did I attack theory?
Oh, he wasn't in the rumble because that would
make fucking sense. There. He was in the rumble.
He was like, yeah, freaking off. Grayson Waller
attack, brawn breaker, not awesome theory. None
of this makes fucking sense. I'm assuming it
was somebody else and they had to fucking change
it because it wasn't going to work. It was probably
the other fucking Paul brother that got his ass
knocked the fuck out who I saw on TikTok today.
So when he does the tongue thing, that means
slow the fuck down. Don't hit him because Mike
Tyson was about to kill his fucking ass. That's
right. He's like, no, we're actually about to
murder him. Then he went, and then Tyson bit
his gloves for the next three rounds. Tyson would
have killed him. Who did he fight? I don't remember
his last fight. Some guy, Austin, right? That
whole boy was like, I don't need the fucking
money. I'm just going to kill you. Dude, it was...
I gave that motherfucker... I don't want to have
that guy that punched him in the face and pulled
out my wallet and be like, I got 30 bucks in
my wallet. You got all my money. Jake Paul kept
on grabbing his legs. And somebody commented,
I bet he's like, maybe if I suck his dick, he'll
stop beating me up. Stop beating my ass. Stop
beating my face in. For the record, I know I
say we pick on people and we have fun with a
lot of people. I fucking hate the Paul brothers,
all right? I think they're a waste of space.
And if they both fell in the ocean, I would not
look for them. It's just because all the shit
that they did in their younger age with like
the Japanese. When they went on Japanese tour.
Yeah. And then Jake was like, I got to one up
my brother. I got to do a freaking soft core
on YouTube. If they both get fucking abducted
by aliens and anal probe, I wouldn't, I wouldn't
care. But the problem is, is that everybody fucking
hates them. And that's how they make so much
fucking money. You know what? People want to
see them get their ass beat. No, I want to see
them get eaten by a chupacabra. All right? I
want Mothman to carry them away to freaking Chernobyl.
But I'm saying outlandish shit because I don't
know what else to say right now. I thought that
was Dean Ambrose. No, it's not Dean Ambrose.
It's the side of AEW. I know, but I was kind
of hoping that there was, because now that goes
on, I had this whole fucking theory. that I showed
you guys on Monday. The guy that came out Wednesday
and was like, I'm still here, motherfuckers.
And the Death Riders are now faces because Tony
Condon has not a fucking clue how to book a show.
I had this whole fucking theory. Conspiracy theory.
And fucking, I know if it is, it's going to be
a jobber. Yeah, I don't care. Tony, pay me $10
,000. I'll take the pin. I don't fucking care.
Why reveal? I don't. My luck, it would be against
Dean Ambrose in a fucking hardcore match, though.
It would have been even better if it was Adam
Pearce. Like, why the other guy? Yeah, they always
do the curb stomp. They're like, oh my god, Seth
Rollins. No, it's not Rollins, dude. You can
tell by the body language it's not Seth. Well,
with the body language, that's what I was like.
I was like, the fucking Moxley? It's not Moxley.
No, Moxley has a little more body. Moxley's body
language is a little more serpentine, as he's
explained it. He's very upright. Like, Grayson
Waller makes sense. Not attacking fucking Braun
Breaker, though. Makes zero fucking sense. I
didn't say that made sense, because that makes
zero fucking sense. Or attacking, like, you think
he would be attacking Paul Heyman, or fucking...
I don't do that kind of shit. Or Austin Theory.
If I booked him, it would make sense. He would
attack Austin Theory. He would have been on second.
He would have got jumped. I blame AI because
they said they're using AI to help write stories.
Dude, I designed two images with AI because I
was having fun. Amber, I'm not sharing anything.
I'm not posting anything. I shared it in the
group chat. Beyond that, I didn't. We're not
putting it on shirts. It's not going anywhere.
It's not going anywhere. Don't yell at me. But
I do that. And I used AI a little bit to punch
up my resume the other day. And I'm by myself
again. So on this episode of The Dylan Nicks
Show, we are going to show. why Aquaman is better
than Namor because Namor is a child. Oh shit.
He's back. Stop booting me. It'd be nice. Yeah,
I've done that. I didn't do you. No, no, it's,
it's my, my, um, I've, I've typed shit out and
be like, eh, I don't like how that sounds. And
I'll throw it today. Like, Hey, can you make
it sound good? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like, so
the other day I was kind of like, how do I make
this sound? How do I make, I fucking hate everything
about this sound professional. And then I was
like, say it this way. And I was like, Huh. That
works. Yeah, it's fucking Mr. Lizard, whatever
fucking Mr. Iguana. Why didn't you bring on Santino
Morella? I was going to say, Santino Morella.
He's in TNA. Why didn't you bring him? He's working
in TNA right now. But I'm just saying, you could
have Santino come out here and do a spot with
Mr. Iguana and be Cobra versus Lizard. That would
have been funny. I mean, they did it on TNA,
but like... Put it on WWE. It'd still be fucking
funny. Go to the crowd. Yeet the lizard. Yeet.
Yeet the lizard. Yeet the lizard. That works
too. People say wrestling's fake. So I kind of
like how he bumped and he froze like a lizard
would if a lizard fell out of a tree. Oh, Trick
Williams. Whoop that trick. Whoop that trick.
Weren't they talking about Taker and Shawn and
Triple H and Kane were going to be in Saudi Arabia
doing shit? Well, yeah, they were probably in
Saudi Arabia doing autographs and shit. No, they
were supposed to actually have a match. Yeah,
10 years ago when it was DX versus... No, they
were literally talking about wrestling. Oh, Shawn
ain't wrestling no more. That motherfucker's
like in his 60s. He's like, he's done. Taker
was trying to get... Taker desperately tried
to have a rematch of the Brothers of Destruction
versus DX because of how fucking terrible the
first one was. Oh, my God. So many of them got
hurt. It was such a bad... We should watch that
on Rumble sometime. Oh, God. That match. I need
to go make another drink. I'm just saying. My
glass is empty. If we're going to watch that
garbage, I need to have at least one more drink
in my hand. We'll see how long it's going to
be tonight. Maybe we'll do that. We ain't got
much more of this. Bye, whoever you are. I think
that's supposed to be Kofi. No, it's Javon Evans,
I think. Oh, okay. It looks like Kofi. This is
going to sound really bad. I don't know who most
of the new wrestlers are. I was going to say,
I don't... I pay attention to wrestling, but
it's just like... I got another rant real quick
about that shit. I was watching the Women's Rumble.
I knew like four or five theme songs. If that.
And two of them were the Bellas. Because you
don't watch wrestling. Two of them were the fucking
Bellas. I recognize fucking, you know, you can
look, but you can't touch in Brie mode. I recognize
those. I recognize Ria's because it's fucking,
it's a banger. You know, I knew like, I knew
like Liv's. And beyond that, I was like, who
are these people? I didn't recognize shit. I
had no idea who the fuck half those people were.
Yeah, I didn't either. I'm sure the men's would
have been the same way. I'd be like, who the
fuck's that? Oh, that one's easy. Cody. That's
one of my favorites. Oh, Cody Cutter. There we
go. Certain guys I can call all that shit. Is
that Dragon Lee? No, that's El Grande, America.
El Grande, yeah. That's Ludwig. And the shorter
ones, of course, Chad Gable. Chad just gave the
suplex. Chad took his mask off. See, that would
be a good reveal, fucking doing it here. What
he should have done right there is reach down
and rip the mask off. That's what he was trying
to do until he got it. Ludwig Kaiser! Scooby
-Doo villain reveal. So I do like that Royce
is his son's name, his youngest son's name, which
is cool. That's why I'm like, when they said,
oh yeah, he's going to be called Royce Keys,
but the reason he calls that is because his son's
name is Royce. Like, that's cool shit. I'm down
with that. Where do you think Adams comes from?
Yeah. I'm cool with that. My name means, well,
my name has a meaning. It just doesn't have any
family meaning. Also big boy. Yeah, Powerhouse
Hobbs is not a... Dude, he just caught Damien
Priest like he weighed nothing. It was like me
catching freaking Levi. Hobbs wasn't doing anything
for a while in AEW, right? He wasn't doing anything
in AEW. No, it's like... AEW made Powerhouse
Hobbs a star. I'm like, they haven't done shit
with him in a year. Oh, Jesus, that Spinebuster
was disgusting. That Spinebuster was gross. Oh,
Samuel Matthews, that's how you do a Spinebuster.
Like when he did came back that was his new song,
I don't care why is he like a fucking like Moxley?
Seriously, that's what he's look like a skinhead.
I don't know good question. I'll do that That's
a tag finish right there, baby. Yeah, I love
Hello, um, actually, I'm pretty sure even yeah
Dave and Calvin, use a version of it. We're just
going to chant random shit, apparently. Dude,
they were chanting random shit all night. See,
I recognize Ilya. Ilya's got that fucking Russian...
You know. Like, his finish, too. His finish is
the fucking cocking that fucking elbow and getting
it on you. It's fucking gross. He throws all
his body weight into everything he does. And
I mean all of it. It's like, dude. Because he's
a small guy. You got to do that. Actually, it's
funny. And so that reminded me of where me and
Jason were just screwing around and the kids
were having the kids. I say it like that. But
they're waiting on AG for a seminar, right? So
Jason and I are just screwing around with them.
We're just teaching like little basic stuff that
Jason and I know that we've run through a thousand
times. so katie she's a she's a little she's
she's small she's you know she's probably 100
pounds five five five one five two she's like
you know tiny little thing so i told her i'm
like yo if you gotta do this do it but i tell
you what you're small she's like yeah i'm like
throw your body weight into like when you throw
a back elbow jump into it i do like you know
make it look like you're trying to do and she
got a kick out of that three two one what we
got what we got who we got Skip. Skip. I had
a visceral reaction to that. LA Knight, which
again, another guy that they need to push. It
seemed like they can't fucking push him. I guess
backstage, he has some mega heat backstage. That's
what I've heard. I mean, I would have mega heat
too if I fucking was the biggest thing in the
company and you did nothing about it. This is
going to be more closer. Bork. See, that would
have been kind of dope if he would have taken
that and managed to bounce himself over the top
rope. Brock's over here just stealing my shit.
Fucking Brock Lesnar. Comes out, who's this rookie
stealing my fucking shit? Remember there was
a guy that said that about an AEW guy stealing
his gimmick? Yeah. And oh my god. the internet
fucking murdered him miss slides in sees brock
slides back out no i'd be like you know what
ah yeah i'm good i'll just stay over here until
y 'all are done we're gonna tease this for another
pay -per -view probably wrestlemania next year
brock doesn't even sell the first like three
chops makes ilia look like a fucking chump this
is brock lesnar Drops Cody. Get out of the way,
Logan. Why'd you grab your back for the suplex,
man? That's the back of the neck thing. Someone
threw a suplex. Please don't sell your lower
back when I've dropped you on your head. You
can skip this shit. And here we go. In the middle
of the fucking song. Just Brock Lesnar. They're
probably like, yeah, when Jay comes out, you
can eliminate him. Cool. Jay takes 24 minutes
to get to the ring. I guarantee you Brock was
just like, I'm just fucking done. Just get rid
of me. Yeah, eliminate me. Doesn't even go back
up the ramp. Just goes out this way. Where's
my plane at? Is that Paul Heyman with him? Yeah.
He's like, where's my plane at? The plane's over
this way? Okay. Give him my shorts. We're stable.
I'm going to fuck out of here. Roll it back.
Roll it back. Eliminate him. Eliminate him, please.
Just throw him over. I would 100 % do that. Just
fucking immediately. Oh, yeah. Who's this? Here's
Roman. At 26? Yeah, and our Royal Rumble winner,
which, okay. Again, another guy was like, we're
going Roman? All right. I mean, at least it's
not Jey Uso again. Roman, roll back. Roll back.
Please, Roman. Eliminate him. Just punches him
in the face. Roman's like, I'm sick of this fucking
song. I don't know why. Why? Why? It doesn't
make sense. He already has a match that night.
Nah. He already has a match that night. Because
I think it was supposed to be Jericho. And just
like you said, where's the room we're going to
be? Saudi Arabia? Fuck that. Yeah. No. But seriously,
man. You could, again, Finn fucking Balor. Dude,
I'm not joking with you. Is Finn allowed to be
in there? Yeah, why not? Because I know Sammy
wasn't allowed in Saudi Arabia for a while. Finn's
not Palestinian. He's Irish. Yeah, but it just
doesn't mean that. I'm just saying. It doesn't
mean that if he's not some kind of fucking bullshit
or whatever, that he's not allowed to go. Well,
let's just say hold your breath hit at number
30. I'm talking the original version, like the
good version. Not the Death Rebel version, but
the good version. Would it hit at number 30?
Holy shit. Yeah. Holy shit. I would have loved
that Finn one. Yeah. And that's the thing, too.
People are pointing out next entry in 31. What?
Yeah. What? Like, that's a fuck up. Or is there
actually supposed to be somebody else? No, that
was a fuck up. That'd be a good fucking thing.
The cool thing, though. Yeah, it's just saying
30 entrance and all sudden all of a sudden it
started kicking down And 31 came out and then
have chris jericho come out. That would have
been dope Apparently he claims he's doing other
shit, which is why he's not he's not actually
and what's he doing man? Movies I think I don't
think he's doing a tour. I think he's doing just
focusing on movies and tv shows right now Which
is apparently what edge is also doing right now
Well edge also is doing like he just filmed.
Um He was just getting done filming Percy Jackson.
Yeah. Alright, you can skip right to the end
of this shit. Worst spear ever. Worst spear ever.
It looked gross, though. It's still awful. And
you're gone. Thank God. And the crowd's going
wild because everybody hates Jey Uso. Oh, according
to Rikishi, Jey Uso should have won it again
this year. Well, of course. It's his son. Of
course he would say that. Where's Jimmy? Poor
Jimmy, man. Where's Jimmy Uso? Jimmy's not the
cool brother. I don't care, but where's Jimmy?
Where's the rest of the OTC? What's their names?
Where's Tamatanga? Why wasn't he in this? Probably
he's back in training because of how fucking
terrible he is. No, that's the other one. Oh,
Tangaloa? Yeah, that's Tangaloa. Tamatanga is
actually the good one. He's the one that carried
Girls of Destiny when they were in New Japan.
But seriously, the four? Logan Paul? Really?
Yeah, I don't... i'll be honest if i saw this
i've been like okay randy winning would be nice
i would have been like randy or roman would have
been fine like i that was the two i would have
picked i'm gonna say probably the guy that i
would like just in roman and uh randy last two
would be nice the guy that's gonna retire randy
is probably gonna be gunther I think Gunther's
going to go on this retire a lot of people thing.
Yeah, he's going to do the same thing as the
legend killer. And he's going to get to someone
like, say, Sami Zayn. I'll just pick someone
randomly. I'm going to retire your ass, and then
he's going to get beat. Yeah. Well, that's the
good way to get heat is just to retire all the
people. Keep retiring these people, yeah. Yeah.
Or win the Rumble. And the way that he makes
them retire, too, he comes out and says, I make
them give up like a bitch. Yep. It's just major
heat. It takes forever. If you're choking someone
out, man, it shouldn't take this long. Just saying.
30 seconds at the most. Two and a half minutes
is like, okay, that guy's not being choked out.
It looks fake. Or at least have your hand there
making it look like you're getting a little bit
of breath in. Yeah. Something. Something, man.
And Roman Reigns. Woo. That was a Royal Rumble.
yay. That was a Royal Rumble. I didn't realize
Teresa was up at Limitless. I never really said
I didn't go down now. Honestly, the Royal Rumble
was meh to me. It was okay. I'll be honest, the
Rumble is one of the ones I'm looking forward
to every year because I love the Rumble. It's
one of my favorites. The last two years has just
been meh. I mean, the 2022 Rumble is still the
one I was like the most because Bork Lesnar won
it. And fuck Brock Lesnar. Yeah, when Brock came
out suplexed, everyone started eliminating people.
I was like, oh, please don't tell me he's going
to win this thing. And like, hey, Brock Lesnar.
Me Brock, me punch cows. All right. Before we
get into the other shit, I created this game
that I didn't get to finish, but I did at least
one video, one thing. I don't know what to call
this. Brock Lesnar. I'm like Scotty K Fitness
with V Shred. Except it's fuck Brock Lesnar.
Please don't. Please don't get me into that.
Fuck Brock Lesnar. Scotty, why? Anyways. I know.
When you see somebody as the internet dad and
it's coming more and more out that the guy's
a massive piece of shit. That's why we can't
make influencers our gods. Rumble took most our
fucking time of the rumble took like years off
my life years kid years I guess we'll get it
right into the sorry what sorry almost two hours.
So I guess we're just to be covering what I what
we what I posted for today. Do you want to talk
about? I'm acquitting WWE Ava Ava's a fucking
group from Sweden Sing Dancing Queen. Have a
whole musical written about them. You want to
talk about that or you want to talk about something
MJF? I'd rather just watch botches, to be fair.
I already put up those two for what we're talking
about. You've got to cover them. Ava, The Rock's
Nepo Baby fucking quit WWE and then said, fuck
ice. And I'm just kind of like, you know what?
Whatever. Let's go with that. But I'll be fair.
What? You don't have to bring up that last part.
Okay. Well, let me just. I'm not going to bring
up the whole thing. Let me just explain. You
could tell how muted a lot of these people are
when they're working for the WWE because she
came out after she'd quit a probably good -paying
job and said her actual piece. Because, you know,
with the WWE, with what they are, it's like,
you know, they're very political and they're
very political savvy. And... Keep politics out
of wrestling. That's all I'm just saying. Keep
your shit to yourself. That's all I can say.
She came out and said her piece. Good on her.
I don't think she's ever going to have anything
to do with wrestling ever again. I don't mean
that by what she said. I mean that just because
who her dad is. Her dad is The Rock. That's the
only reason why she got into the position. He
was a shitty wrestler. She was terrible. she
was not very good as a wrestler and i hate to
say it she tried but she just didn't have the
she doesn't have her dad's charisma all right
that is that is something that can't be taught
that is that is natural and unfortunately her
dad was was the fucking rock she got the job
and was put on nxt she is a fucking shitty wrestler
yeah so they were like oh we can't really fire
the rock's daughter since we literally just near
the rock Yeah, you know everything right now.
So let's make her a general manager and she was
fucking shitty at that. Yeah, so Coming in apparently
the reason why she quit besides, you know that
thing You know her comments and shit like that.
Yeah another reason why I'm not we're not talking
about the biggest thing going on right now about
AEW because I don't I I Want to keep I don't
care what your opinions are when it involves
politics and wrestling i i fucking step away
from it i just i don't want to get in heat battles
about it and it just irritates the piss out of
me anyways so apparently uh somebody backstage
said i heard uh ava ava yeah ava and what uh
what i was told is that one of the big reasons
she did not renew her contract was very similar
to what happened with uh Is that Jasmine? Is
that her name? Jasmine Nix. Jasmine Nix. She
was making a certain amount of money. She had
been there for a long time, and they weren't
offering her a big raise. That's legit. She was
shit. She was bad. They were just keeping her
on the payroll. They basically weren't going
to fire her. They were just like, it's a rocks
kid. Yeah. We're just going to keep her along.
We're just not going to give her any more money.
and she didn't want to keep going with the money
she was making. This happened in NXT with people.
Apparently, Dave Meltzer is saying that she wasn't
going to wrestle anymore anyway. It's just like
what you said. Noted that no one in WWE pressured
her to leave. He also mentioned that her parents
own the studio, and she might end up working
there instead. Why not, man? If you can go work
for... Okay, so here's the thing. I love wrestling.
Fucking love wrestling. I always have, right?
Say I'm working in NXT or say I'm working for
ROH or one of these companies and I'm making
$54 ,000 a year. For me, that's a good chunk
of change, right? But then Jim Bob Cooter comes
in. By the way, that's a real person. If you
guys don't know that, go look him up. Comes in
and all of a sudden Jim Bob is getting paid freaking...
Oh, that was your coat. He's getting paid $85
,000 a year. I'd be like, yo, I'd like a raise.
And they're like, no, you don't get a raise.
Why don't I get a raise? Well, Jim's better than
you. I've been here longer. Well, Jim's better
than you. Well, fuck that. But my parents own
freaking Marvel Studios over here. I'm like,
I'm going to go work for Marvel Studios and earn
$78 ,000 a year doing nothing. Actually, you've
been putting in the work and effort instead of
you just walking in because your daddy is, you
know. owns half the company. So how long before
Triple H's daughters show up? I think they're
still too young, aren't they? No, I think the
oldest one's like 17. Oh, really? Yeah, hold
on. I'm going to look that up. I'm fucking old.
I remember when they were like four and five.
Why are you looking that up? I'm kind of curious.
How many dollars does Triple H have? Apparently
Nick Cage is announced for the South Pro Wrestling
Haas Tournament. So who was? Nick Cage. Oh, nice.
So, Paul and Steph have three daughters. Aurora
Rose, Murphy Claire, and Vaughn Evelyn. So, their
oldest daughter was born in 2006. Do some quick
math. Oh, my gosh. She's 20. I'm fucking old.
The second daughter is 08. She's 18. The third
daughter is in 2010. So, she's 16. So, all three
of the kids could show up at WWE at any goddamn
time. That is yeah that they wanted to so question.
Why aren't you in this tournament JP? So yeah,
I see today motherfucker next cage is entry number
one Good luck to anyone that he's wrestling Yep,
are we gonna fucking die? March 27th and 28 in
Alabama. Don't you want to wrestle in Alabama
there JP? I want to wrestle wherever, personally.
Honestly, I just want me to. So I just saw a
picture of two of the daughters. One looks exactly
like Stephanie. One looks like a mix of Stephanie
and Triple H. It's like Brock Lesnar's daughter
that looks exactly like fucking Brock Lesnar.
Well, yeah. Then I've seen her made up, and I'm
just like, oh, okay, there's her mom. But yeah,
when she's in athlete mode, shit, sorry about
that. When she's in athlete mode, it's Brock.
Yeah. Completely Brock. Then she's dating the
kid from the 49ers who's a rookie lineman, right?
This kid's like 6 '4", 6 '5", 320. He's a superstar
athlete. She's a superstar athlete. This is called
eugenics, kids. We're putting two superstar athletes
together to make a superstar athlete. Yeah. Goddamn.
The kid's going to come out of the womb with
a Division I contract ready to go. Yeah, right.
I'm just looking at North Carolina is going to
be like, I can't. We'll give you a fricking million
dollars. Come play for us. I don't want to sound
like they're from Boston, but just looking at
the stories that I had, Charlotte Flair says,
Rick Flair is absolutely not wrestling again.
Yeah, no shit. He fucking died. No, that's why
he wants to wrestle again. He wants to die in
the ring. I guarantee. Rick wants to have a heart
attack and stroke out right in the middle of
the ring. Didn't he have a heart attack in his
last match? He did. He died in his last match.
Yeah, he actually died in his last match. It
was so bad. His last match, he passed out. Rick
is 77 years old, man. He should be wrestling.
76. Charlotte Flair even says, like, WrestleOps.
This is WrestleOps. This is 76 -year -old Rick
Flair says he's thinking about wrestling again.
And his own daughter. Goes absolutely not. Yeah.
Carol should look at Rick and be like, Dad, no.
No. Yeah. No. And then I got Ricochet thinks
that AJ Styles has the guts to show up at up
in AEW. Ricochet needs to stop talking. It's
Ricochet being Ricochet. He just likes to get
some heat. He needs to stop talking. Your wife's
hot. You need to stop talking. Yeah. Just saying.
Yeah, so we'll get right into the last thing.
So this blew up. I think it was yesterday that
it came out. Videos of Seth Rollins and MJF having
a conversation and just chatting. It's a football
thing, man. Yeah, it was the Super Bowl radio
link up. I think they had both stars from AEW
and WWE there. Yeah, this isn't. This isn't back
in the day where Vince was like, Hey kid, freaking
TNA doesn't exist. WCW is minor leagues. That
shit doesn't exist anymore. I hope they were
on the same mic together because I'd like to
hear MJF start cussing out Seth Rollins in character.
Listen, I'm the best and you fucking know it.
Shut the fuck up. none of that shit exists anymore
the the the days when kayfabe was like hardcore
like you know you didn't you pretended other
companies didn't exist that doesn't exist anymore
and it shouldn't it shouldn't because it makes
sense to go you know say you're tom brady right
tom brady's gonna go out there i'm not gonna
pretend the jets don't exist oh yeah that team
down in new york you know that team down in new
york okay cool man no the new york jets are a
very you know and you put them over and like
they're a good team well they're not they're
the jets but i mean you know i'm saying yeah
so you can't you can't go around being like well
that farm league down in jacksonville no ew is
a major league company you know they're they're
what they are but they are a major league company
yep you know even back in the day when people
are like oh ecw in the bingo hall ecw was a big
fucking deal back in the day Just because they
did what they did, but they were huge. These
people that made fun of these companies and still
do, it doesn't make sense. Big enough to have
their biggest stars in WWE. WWE rated ECW multiple
times. Mike Awesome, Bam Bam Bigelow, Shane Douglas,
Taz, the Dudley Boys, Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer.
Sandman one time. Sandman. Where do you think
those guys started? You know, it wasn't, you
know, some of those guys did start in New Japan
and stuff, but I'm like, you know, it's not Memphis,
it's ECW. Blue Meanie. Blue Meanie, yeah. Let's
talk about that incident one day. Yeah. Blue
Meanie and JBL incident. Jesus Christ. And the
chair shot Tommy Jimmer or Stevie Rich hit JBL
with. Stevie says he didn't swing the chair any
harder. Yeah. Stevie to this day says he did
not swing that chair any harder than he normally
would. Bullshit. Bullshit. But I guess JBL was
like, that was fucking great. Good. I'm glad.
I'll do it again. What the fuck is Seth wearing?
Look at those pants. Being Seth. Does he raid
Becky's closet or some shit? I think so. If they're
talking football, that's fucking great. Here's
the one thing I don't like when they get MJF
in public when he's not being MJF. That's the
one thing I don't like. Behind the scenes, we
know behind the scenes MJF is actually pretty
cool. We've met Max. You know Max. Sam shared
a picture of Max MJF from things that have happened.
And she's like, check this shit out. I'm like,
yeah, that's Max being Max in the moment. That's
not MJF. That's Max. Yeah, exactly. Oh, what
do I do? Yeah. It's just so weird. Because as
soon as the camera turns on and whatever, it's
all. Oh, he's MJF. Now MJF. Yeah. You know what
they're talking about right there? You can hear
Seth talking. They're talking football. There's
just a couple football fans. Football and his
injury. Start with Seth Hendry, how he's doing,
and then talk about football. That's a couple
guys just chatting about sports and how you're
doing, basically. That's not AWWWE. That's two
homeboys like, hey, man, how you doing? How's
the knee? How's the wife and kids? Let's grab
a quick selfie together. Shit like that. This
is the one that blew up. Are we looking at each
other in a devious fashion? I don't know. We're
looking at each other in devious fashion? He's
a motherfucking crackup. I love it. Somebody's
going to get mad. You're right, Seth. Somebody's
going to get really fucking mad. Triple H is
going to be like, Seth, what the fuck are you
doing? No, H probably wouldn't care. Vince would
be on the phone like, what the fuck? I know MJF
says that AEW is doing a lot better, and it probably
is. I haven't actually sat down and watched it,
but I just... I'd rather see him in WWE, honestly.
I think he would be the top star in WWE. He would
be one of the top. But I think the reason he
likes to stay in AEW, he has more freedom. So
if he wants to take a couple months off to go
film a movie with Adam Sandler, he can. Well,
I mean, he could probably have a CM Punk or whatever
contract. Yeah. So they were just basically at
the Super Bowl radio. I want to listen to that
radio to see if they're both wrong talking chat.
Oh, probably. Just to listen to MJF probably
talk some shit about Seth and Seth to just sitting
there just cackling. But yeah, of course, Super
Bowl this Sunday. Go Pats. Yeah, Pats. Sorry.
I know. We're like 90 % of stuff. We're like,
oh, we'll stay neutral. Fuck that. Go Patriots.
I'm sick of people like, they have a butter schedule.
They have the easiest schedule. Oh, my God. Shut
the fuck up. Three of the top five defenses in
the playoffs. Well, they didn't have their top
stars. Fuck that noise. Shut the fuck up. You
don't need your top offensive star on defense.
We beat three of the top five defenses in the
playoffs. You know who's number two as a top
defense in the playoffs? Us. Or snowing. The
snow helped them out. Okay, hold on. I'm going
to rant about this for a fucking second, right?
Oh, they were wearing the white uniforms in the
snow. It was hard to see them. You're wearing
bright fucking orange. You're wearing bright
fucking orange. If you can't see a motherfucker
wearing bright goddamn neon orange in the snow
to throw a ball to him. You shouldn't be playing
football. I'm sorry. The Taz title here, the
FTW title, that's the color they're wearing in
the snow. If I can't see that in the fucking
snow, there is something wrong with my eyes.
I should not be quarterbacking in the NFL. Jared
Stidham is a decent quarterback. He should be
able to hit guys in the fucking snow wearing
bright fucking orange. And on top of that. Jesus.
You're telling me it was snowing so hard that
you couldn't see a fucking player moving on the
field? Really? To be fair, it was whiteout conditions.
It was shitty. Like, watching the game, I was
like, that is not a fun game to be playing in.
And, like, the Patriots, like, that's why, like,
it was like, well, they just kept running the
ball. I'm like, I ain't throwing the ball in
that shit. Fuck that noise. That's an interception
waiting to happen. Which is what happened. Yeah,
which is what happened. Drake May was smart.
Hand the ball to Ramondre Stevenson, who's a
power back. He's got power for four or five yards
of a run. Okay, we go three and out. Big deal.
Let our defense go out there and kick some ass,
because we have the number two defense in the
league. And guess what happened? Our defense
won the game. Guess what happens a lot of times?
Defenses win games. I'm sick of this. Oh, the
Seahawks are going to walk over the Patriots.
No, they're not. Fucking, what's his nut there?
Fucking Jared Goff. Not Jared Goff. What the
hell? Sam Darnold. There's his name. Sam Darnold's
going to go out there and see ghosts again. You
know what happened last time the Patriots played
Sam Darnold? He saw fucking like it was like
goddamn Houdini out there. We walked his ass
like he owed us goddamn money and we will do
it again. Rant over. Like I said, I'm not a really
big sports guy, but I do watch the Super Bowl
every fucking year. Huge sports guy. No, because
I get angry. I do too. Sam's already making fun
of me. She's like, I'm going to watch you and
judge you the entire game. And I'm like, please
don't because I will say some shit and it will
not be pretty. I watched the Sox for one season
and I just got pissed. I've been a Pats fan since
1992. So I've been a Pats fan before the dynasty.
So everyone's like, oh, dude, it's just a fucking
bandwidth. No. I started watching the Pats when
we had Drew Bledsoe and Ben Coates, so you can
piss the fuck off. I watched the Pats lose the
Super Bowl in 1995 to the Green Bay Packers,
so you can fuck the fuck off. I watched the Pats
have many shitty years, all right, until they
got good with Tom Brady. They got lucky with
Tom Brady when Drew Bledsoe went down. Brady
wasn't supposed to start. No. Brady got hurt,
or Bledsoe got hurt. They started Brady. Brady's
all of a sudden the fucking Godzilla out there
in the football, all right? Plus, they're the
home team. Why would you not root for the home
team? Same thing with Boston and Yankees. It's
still New England. No, no, no. How's the Yankees
New England? New York, motherfucker. New York.
Yeah, that's close enough. That is not New England.
That's New York. That's close enough. No, it
is not. That is a completely different animal.
New York is its own fucking thing. Hartford splits
it. When you go into the east side of Hartford,
that is now New York. That is no longer New England.
That is why the Whalers had such a goddamn hard
time existing, because you had the split fan
base. Well, to be fair, you also had four fucking
teams in the area, because you had Montreal here,
you had Boston here, you had New York here, and
New York here, and then you had Hartford here.
There's five teams right in that cluster. By
the way, if you're wondering what the fuck I'm
talking about. So let's get in the box. I only
wear a hockey jersey to the ring. I don't know
anything about hockey. I only played for fucking
three years. That would be me. What team are
you like? Bruins? Just say the black and gold.
Bruins. But before we get into the botches, we're
going to say thank you audio listeners for listening
this far. We're going to cut all this shit out
because you're not going to know what the fuck
is going on. I'm so sorry to the audio listeners
that just had to listen to me rant for five minutes
on football. Is Dylan drunk? No, he's just very
passionate. For the ones who are here, like,
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frog splash for audio listeners, please. We're
going to get it right in the botch. Do you want
to go to Rumble and watch the worst match? The
DX versus... Versus Brothers of Destruction?
No. Not tonight. I don't have the bandwidth for
it tonight. Oh, I gotta get my car to the...
We'll do it some other time. Do your plugs. Alright,
you can find me on all social media platforms
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I found a thing that has prints and you just
put them on and iron them on with a normal iron.
You don't need a press. You just iron them. And
I was like, sweet. So I'll be getting some of
those and making some shirts here soon. Holy
crap. Upcoming shows. Hold on. Sam was nice enough
to send me all my upcoming shows. She probably
has a million messages on my phone yelling at
me for being too loud over here when she's in
bed. So, one second. I missed a comment. Okay.
So, coming up in March, I have some shows. Yay!
So, I have... What? Oh, I just see that... We
have comments? Yeah, a random comment from Rumble.
Alabama John said that he wants to talk to you
right now. He's also live on Rumble. Come by
when you can. Huh. Do you know who that is? Nope.
I'm going to just skim through it and see if
I want to even bother doing it. All right. Well,
anyway, get some upcoming shows. Sorry. It's
a long night. So NAWA at Geno's March 6th. Geno's.
We love Geno's. Geno's will be fun. That is a
Friday night show. That is a late show. That
is a 21 plus show. But Geno's is always a blast.
The weekend after that is I'm not booked, but
come on, hang out because it'll be fun. Friday
will be MPW in Skowhegan with ODB. That'll be
cool. And Saturday again will be ODB and that'll
be Ring Wars. That is in Franklin or Brewer.
I think it's a Brewer. actually. So that'll be
Brewer. That'll be cool. The week after that
is Phoenix Pro on the 21st. That is in Bangor.
Come hang out. I think we're both there for that
one, actually. And then on the 28th is good old
Cousin Larry one more time. That'll be in Winslow
for NAWA. And then April, I've got a few shows.
April 4th. I'm going to bend down and grab that.
So April 4th, I will be... Pretty sure I will
be defending this right here. This is the Crown
of Maine Aroostook County Championship that took
me a long time to win. I will not be losing it
on my first title defense. And that'll be April
4th in Van Buren, Maine for Crown of Maine Wrestling.
And that's pretty much all I have coming up at
the moment. Global Wrestling will be in Harrington
the week after. Again, I'm not booked, but it
doesn't mean I might not be there. But yeah,
come check us out. You're doing the Crown of
Maine show? I have nothing else. A lot of cool
stuff coming up. Come support your local indies.
We do a lot of good work. Sam also hit me up
and I just checked the message. She's like, there
was a lot of use of the word fuck. I was like,
I don't know what part of that I was saying fuck
for. Probably when I was writing about football.
I just killed Big Cat. You did. Big Cat Tyler
Owens on Instagram and TikTok. Tyler Owens on
X and Facebook. I have a show coming up in March.
Not announced yet. That's the only thing I'm
doing until this guy decides to get involved.
I will reach out. Like I said, I might have to.
I'll be sitting in minus tomorrow morning for
probably a couple hours. I'll shoot some people
some messages. I don't know. I don't know who's
going to send me messages back, but I'll try.
I've not gotten anything from crown. I've got
nothing from MPW. I've got nothing from ring
wars. I mean, either really except crap. Well,
you're the champion. So I assume you're a champion
of the company. So I would hope that you'd be
booked on that show. So to be fair, we were tagged
champs for a couple of shows and we didn't get
books for that. That is true. That is true. So
they're like, you guys, we got the bells. You
want us to just, We'll hang out. I guess, yeah.
March, when it gets announced, it'll be in Brewer.
So yeah, come support your local shit. Levi,
I know, has a show at the end of the month for
Battleground Pro. I don't know what he's doing,
but I know they're doing a rumble and stuff like
that. There was talks of possibly the Wild would
show up, but that's not happening. I don't get
that type of money, unfortunately. Kudos to Levi,
who wanted to actually pay out of pocket, and
I told him no. Don't waste your money on us.
We'll figure it out some other time. Or tag title
shot, and I'd be like, fuck yeah. Not a rumble
spot. I would do it for another spot, but not
being in there for maybe five minutes and calling
it good. Legit match, I'd have been sure. I don't
know what the other two do. Ring MPW. Both Samuel
Matthews and JP O 'Reilly will be at the next
MPW show in Skowhegan. Can't remember the date
on that, but go support them. And other than
that, you guys can catch us next week when hopefully
there's more than two of us. Because there's
nothing growing in this. I made it the other
day and I forgot it up here. It's like Tuesday,
to be fair. Oh, you just make sure there's no
black mold or anything like that? I was making
sure there was nothing growing in it. It's like
one of the cups that keeps everything cold for
like 48 hours, so it's still actually cold. Of
course, this room is not usually heated, so it
usually stays cold here anyway. But I was like,
I'm thirsty. So, yeah, nothing growing in my
cup. Yay! Other than that, we'll catch you guys
next week. In the words of Red Dog, Hawaii. Perch
Session signing off, but we ain't saying goodbye
Keep your fears flushed, still reaching for the
sky Professional wrestling, we'll never let it
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