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Let's go! Breaking down the matches, analyzing

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the fights Big cats got the scoop, shining the

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spotlight From the big leagues to the underdog

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fight First sessions got you covered, day and

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night With the roar of the crowd, we dive deep

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inside I'm covering the secrets we can't hide

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look unhinged in our video entrance videos. I

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don't know. I don't know. Seriously, all unhinged.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode

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of Per Sessions Wrestling Podcast. I'm your host,

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the Mane of Mane, where you can catch the live

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show usually every Friday, 9 p .m. Eastern Standard

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Time on YouTube. However, today we're on Rumble

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for a special reason. Yeah, because we're going

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to launch. Oh, hi, I guess. Yes, it's myself.

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I was getting there. I didn't, I, I hadn't had

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the opportunity to, but I'm here today with Dylan

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next to nautical nightmare. Maybe some other

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guys will be jumping in. But we got three weeks

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of Friday shows. Oh my God. Yes. So yeah, tomorrow's

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ring wars. Tomorrow's ring wars. We'll talk about

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all this too. Next Friday is MEW. Yep. And black

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Friday. Black Friday, yeah. Which is this crazy,

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I don't know why he would think that it would

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be okay to start to do a show Black Friday. No,

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no, actually, Black Friday shows work, because

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what happens is everyone gets up at fucking butt

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-ass early in the morning, everyone's shopping,

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after about, what, two in the afternoon, what

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are you doing, right? And you're kind of like,

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oh, well, they're all shopping, let's go drink,

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and hey, wait, the Brassel, let's go watch the

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Brassel. I mean, I guess so. That's not a bad

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plan. And then it's IWE December 5th. Oh, that's

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right. IG knows that night, so. Yeah, and you

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have Geno. So we're going to have to figure something

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out for a few weeks. But I wanted... Oh, shit.

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So we decided to do something different today.

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I wanted to cover what is believed to be the

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worst raw... WWE Raw and possibly in history.

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You do know the first Raw, the main event was

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Undertaker versus Damian Demento, right? What's

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that? The first Raw. The first Raw? The first

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Monday Night Raw. The main event was the Undertaker

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versus Damian Demento. And how did that go? Dude,

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that was 25 years ago. I don't remember what

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I did for lunch, dude. Oh, shit. Honestly, I

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kind of remember it. I undertake a one -off.

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Speaking to Mendo, I mean, come on. Yeah. Venom,

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frigging fangy. Is your mic? I'm sorry. I might

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be. Hold on. Yeah, I was going to say, you're

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kind of low. You might be connected to your desktop

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phone. I feel like I'm loud. Hold on. Hold on.

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Yeah, let me. I hit the wrong button. Um, cause

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I use same stuff last week. Um, it messed with

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all my settings and then my, everything was,

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uh, used for, is that better? Yes. That's why

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now you're coming through your mic. There you

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go. That's it. I was on the wrong thing. Um,

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that's fine. And my, look, my echo cancellation

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is actually on much better. Yeah, that's it.

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So yeah, I tried to find this episode today.

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For us to watch. To listen to. To get ready for

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this show. And this episode. Does not exist.

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And someone didn't watch it anyway. But I tried.

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Every website. I tried looking at Peacock. I

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tried Netflix. Everywhere I could go. Including

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the sites. That usually just stores them. Like

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Dailymotion. Nobody had this episode. I'm thinking

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what probably happened was WDB, Triple H is probably

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like, all right, so we're going to go and delete

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this from history. Well, that could be a possibility

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because looking at IMDB, this had a 3 .6 rating

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out of 10. I've watched movies with those ratings.

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They're usually like the made for Amazon ones.

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And you're like, let's watch this. And it's like,

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wow, that was garbage. And the cage match rating

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gave it a 1 .24 out of 10. Damn. Yeah. That's

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better than some of my matches. I'm picking on

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myself. I'm picking on myself. Oh, you said it.

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I'm on Cage Match? I don't know if I have ratings.

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I'm on Cage Match, too. I'm so excited. I'm 41

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years old, apparently. And somebody is updating

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my shit, which is also crazy. It's Joey. It's

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Joey. Joey's doing my shit. Little Joey Nails.

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He does it. He admitted it to me. He does it.

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Yeah. We were at the dojo one night. He's like,

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hey, do you get the results for that show? I

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went up to the Cage Match, and I was like, it's

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you, you little shit. He's like... Yeah. Well,

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thank you little Joe for updating. I had a feeling

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it was him. So yeah. Yeah. By the way, I said

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this off air and my ADHD is taking over. Sorry.

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It was a long day. Whoever decided that the blue

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raspberry sour blue raspberry mix I have should

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taste like fucking blueberries. May you rot in

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hell. So the main reason to, by the way, get

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back to this. The main reason why we're doing

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this on rumble. Is because it's hard to just

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explain everything without having... Because

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we can't. We can't show any footage of this.

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So it would just be us talking about it. And

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for the fact that, you know, there's barely anything

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to do with this and what we have is just YouTube

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clips. We kind of need to see everything. Let's

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watch the show and see how bad it is. I got two

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hours to go. Well, if I had the show, but we

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got clips. Oh, okay. We got clips. That's fine.

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We got clips of the show. That's the only thing

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that exists of the show. It's just the clips

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that were put on for WWE. And the funny thing

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is, too, is that after, like today, because I

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sent you guys the thing, the clips on Wednesday.

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Yeah. Or Tuesday. Yeah. I went to go back, look

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for it. I couldn't find it. It's a conspiracy

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theory. Well, I mean, the show is so bad, they

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don't want people to see it. So I actually had

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to go. I had to go back in our messages and like,

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oh, my God, please be here. And I clicked on

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it. And thankfully, the playlist is still there.

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So I don't know if they unlisted it. So people

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wouldn't. Yeah, they're probably like, oh, crap.

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So there's someone you post that thing from.

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What was it? What culture did they put to do

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something on it where it's like. Come check out

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the horrible show and maybe the movies like take

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them down now. If they did, this show was 2018,

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so that article was when that happened. I don't

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even remember what I was doing in 2018. I tell

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you what, I wasn't watching WWE anymore. No,

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I still was. Mostly pay -per -views. Like, I

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would tune into the pay -per -views. Pay -per

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-views only. That was about it. Yeah. Yeah, no,

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2018. No, I started at the dojo in 2019, technically.

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But I started with indie wrestling here in Maine

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in 2018. Yeah. I don't know what I think at that

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time I was trying to do. Yeah. I was trying to

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get into MMA. Um, cause they had a, uh, class,

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um, uh, in Brunswick where they did, uh, Brazilian

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jujitsu and, uh, striking and all that shit.

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Actually as much, honestly, sometimes I said,

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you know, it's funny. Because I love, like, I

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have friends that are like, oh, K -Bar not included

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because K -Bar does both and he knows. But I

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have friends that are like MMA guys. I'm like,

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oh, man, I'm an MMA guy, man. I can punch in

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the face for real. I'm like, yeah, that's fun

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and all dandy. Do you fall down on the mat 20

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to 30 times a night? No, shut up. If you do,

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you wouldn't be doing it in MMA. Exactly. Yeah,

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the MMA mats, your back would be like, oh, God.

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No, seriously. Kids, I'm going to tell you straight

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up, man. It's, you know, getting punched in the

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face is no fun. I will 100 % say that. But getting

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body slammed is no fun either. Taking a hate

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bail from Jason Maverick is no fun. Those are

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actually not bad, honestly. If you do them correctly,

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it's not bad. All our moves, if you do them correctly,

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are fine. But what happens when you don't do

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them correctly and you land on your head and

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your fingers go numb? I speak from fucking experience

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on this one. That's true. I think I have a thick

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neck. But yeah, so this was the time, the reason

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why I stopped watching WWE, because this was

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the time where it was more promos and everything

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else than it was actually wrestling. Welcome

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to Monday Night Raw. 30 -minute promo. 4 -minute

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match. 30 -minute promo. 4 -minute match. Really?

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2 -minute match. 4 -minute promo. 5 -minute promo.

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God damn it. And I think even this year, I think

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there was even one show. where they only had,

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like, one match, and the whole rest of the show

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was just promos, backstage segments, and all

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that shit. I remember, so, in 2013, 2012, I'll

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say. 2012, 2013 is where it was. It was 2012,

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actually. I was living with my ex -wife in Massachusetts,

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and I would come home, because I worked 3 -11s.

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I worked at the hotel 3 -11. And Monday nights,

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I would come home, and I'd DVR Raw. I'd come

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home and watch Raw, and I'd literally go, fast

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forward, and show's done. Yeah, exactly. If a

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wrestler came on that I liked, that I wanted

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to watch, like say back in 2012. I don't remember

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who was big back then. It was Cena, right? Oh,

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cool. I'll check out the Cena match. Yeah, cool

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Cena. But if he was on SmackDown at that point,

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because I think he was on SmackDown at that point,

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literally I'd fast forward through Raw. I'd be

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like, okay, let's watch the Gale Kim versus Trish

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Stratus match because Gale Kim and Trish Stratus

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are hot. But I mean, it's the same thing. It's

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like a lot of those, a lot of the stuff from

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20, I want to say 2010 to 2018, 2019, somewhere

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in that area. It's just, it was Vince. It was

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Vince and Kevin Dunn. And then you're watching

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Kevin Dunn go cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,

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cut, cut every two seconds. Like Kevin, I'm going

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to become epileptic if you freaking don't stop

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that. I would say it was more like 2012 through

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2018. 2012, yeah. Before the pandemic is when

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it was really fucking bad. So kind of cool going

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back and seeing who the roster was in 2018. Let's

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see. Akeem. He's not there anymore. There's a

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lot of guys that are here and here. I see Alicia

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Fox. All I can think is Noam Darg going, Alicia

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Fox! But the biggest problem with... Is there

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anyone you actually worked with that I'm looking

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at now? uh i mean leo rush is here that's true

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leo rush is here uh oh go up for a second i want

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i'm gonna bitch about one thing real quick so

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uh one two three four five six six in uh connor

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right connor and victor were the ascension now

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the ascension in nxt where they're just two guys

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that just destroyed everything or freaking cool

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as hell right awesome music man they came out

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it's just this gothic like we will kill everything

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They go up to the main roster and Vince is like,

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we're going to make them demolition. Yes. I'm

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like, we're going to make them the Legion of

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Doom. I remember that. That was so bad. That's

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a bad plan, man. And then they just became basically

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jobbers. Jobbers. Yeah. They're one of the best

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tag teams in NXT. They held the title for like

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over a year. They were great. And you're going

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to make them jobbers? Why? And yeah, they come

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out like, oh yeah, we're better than LOD. No,

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dude, don't do that. Don't. No. No, because guess

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what? Even Demolition's like, you know, Demolition

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knew what they were. If you listen to Barry and

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Bill talk, they were like, yeah, we knew we were

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kind of a copy, but we wanted to make it our

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own thing too, you know? So they became their

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own version. They became Demolition. They're

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not, they weren't LOD 2 .0, but no, they wanted

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the Ascension to be LOD 2 .0, which was not good

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for them. right exactly so yeah so if you can

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see this no no i 100 agree with you if you could

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see with this there's not like any star power

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like you like main event star power um i know

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uh randy randy orton was injured at this time

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yeah um as well as oh my god otis when he had

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a last name yeah otis had a last name did you

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see um uh gable chad gable yeah He had long hair,

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which was fucking weird. I think American Alpha

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was around at that time. It was Gable and Jordan.

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Another great tag team. Samoa Joe, there's some

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star power, man. If they used him right. He might

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have been injured. I was trying to look at this

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of the injuries. Ember Moon, Drew Mack. This

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is pre... No, he just came back at this point.

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Yeah. Uh, for our, again, should have been bigger

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than he was. Yeah. This is a huge problem. And

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this is what people had problems too. So, um,

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like looking at the injuries for 2018, uh, I

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could have sworn there was a lot more that I

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had, but apparently, uh, but I, I know that,

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um, we had Roman reigns who just announced that

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he had leukemia and he left. And this is when,

00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:24.039
uh, they decided to put Dean Ambrose heel and

00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:26.909
do all this shit with someone about that. Oh

00:14:26.909 --> 00:14:28.750
yeah, that they thought it was a work? Yeah,

00:14:28.809 --> 00:14:32.169
so I'll tell that story real quick. So this guy

00:14:32.169 --> 00:14:34.909
on Facebook, yes, it was on Facebook. I argue

00:14:34.909 --> 00:14:36.409
with that guy on Facebook. It was my own stupid

00:14:36.409 --> 00:14:39.210
fault. This guy's like, when Roman came back,

00:14:39.309 --> 00:14:41.049
it was a work. He didn't lose any muscle mass.

00:14:41.149 --> 00:14:42.769
Roman actually was smaller when he came back.

00:14:42.789 --> 00:14:44.230
He wasn't significantly smaller, but he was a

00:14:44.230 --> 00:14:45.769
bit smaller. You can definitely even tell now.

00:14:46.009 --> 00:14:48.070
Yeah, he thinned out. He looks thick. Yeah, he

00:14:48.070 --> 00:14:50.970
thinned out is what it was. He was still muscular,

00:14:51.110 --> 00:14:53.470
but he was not as bulky as he was when he left.

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And there's like, well, he doesn't lose any hair

00:14:55.470 --> 00:14:57.730
either. And I'm like, dude, not all leukemia

00:14:57.730 --> 00:14:59.730
makes you lose your hair. You know how I know

00:14:59.730 --> 00:15:03.590
this? Well, I was going to say the type of leukemia

00:15:03.590 --> 00:15:07.590
that Roman has, my mom has. I'm somewhat familiar

00:15:07.590 --> 00:15:11.350
with it. And plus, he has a fuckload of money.

00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:15.580
I'm pretty sure if he started losing his hair,

00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:18.379
he probably had everything in his son to make

00:15:18.379 --> 00:15:21.100
sure he didn't lose his hair. I'm sure he did

00:15:21.100 --> 00:15:23.899
lose some hair. It does happen, but he's not

00:15:23.899 --> 00:15:28.820
going to look like me. Right, exactly. Especially

00:15:28.820 --> 00:15:32.980
now you can tell because his face is very thin.

00:15:33.820 --> 00:15:37.659
It's very bony and stuff like that. And that's

00:15:37.659 --> 00:15:39.740
the shitty thing about leukemia. It's something

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that you'll basically have for the rest of your

00:15:42.700 --> 00:15:46.539
life. You carry that around. Go down. Who's that

00:15:46.539 --> 00:15:47.840
homeboy right there? I can't tell who that is.

00:15:47.860 --> 00:15:50.220
Right next to Goldust. Who is that? Gran Metalik.

00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.799
Okay. You have no fucking clue. Gran Metalik

00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:58.600
was good. I don't remember. Like I said, this

00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:01.159
is about the time where I stopped watching. 2017,

00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:04.879
2018. Because it was so fucking bad. I remember

00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:06.940
most of these guys. I remember Grand Metal League,

00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.940
Heath Slater. I remember Hideo Itami. Kenta,

00:16:09.100 --> 00:16:12.340
of course, Hideo Itami. I forgot Jeff and Matt

00:16:12.340 --> 00:16:14.820
Hardy was here. Yep, yep. 2018, I think, was

00:16:14.820 --> 00:16:18.500
the end of their run. They got done just after.

00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:21.419
I think they came back for WrestleMania. I want

00:16:21.419 --> 00:16:24.860
to say WrestleMania 2017. I might be wrong. And

00:16:24.860 --> 00:16:27.720
that was the big surprise for the New Day. Where

00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:30.080
the hell are the New Day, actually? For the New

00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:32.019
Day, yes. They might have been on SmackDown.

00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:38.720
This is just raw. Okay. Do it? Yeah, I'm going

00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:40.940
to say they're on SmackDown. Let me see. Okay.

00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:46.559
Oh, oh. Cat's getting phone calls. I was going

00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:48.159
to say, I can't control the screen, folks. So,

00:16:48.179 --> 00:16:51.159
oh, there we go. Oh, there's AJ Styles. Freaking,

00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:53.740
okay, Becky Lynch is around, Baron Corbin. Daniel

00:16:53.740 --> 00:17:01.799
Bryan was big at this point. Shinsuke. My problem

00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:03.659
is I see names here that I'm just like, these

00:17:03.659 --> 00:17:06.140
guys are names. People should know who the hell

00:17:06.140 --> 00:17:09.539
they are. Right, but there's no star power behind

00:17:09.539 --> 00:17:12.880
them. That's the thing. I was trying to explain.

00:17:14.019 --> 00:17:18.019
Roman Reigns. Billy Kay. I forgot. This is also

00:17:18.019 --> 00:17:20.500
the time where they did both SmackDown and Raw.

00:17:21.539 --> 00:17:26.400
Merged together. Kane, Jinder Mahal. I can't

00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:29.400
remember. I don't mind Junior Cain, though. Was

00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:32.079
that the year that Cain came out in the Rumble?

00:17:32.819 --> 00:17:34.420
I can't remember what year it was, but it was

00:17:34.420 --> 00:17:36.740
Cain. No, because I think it was Corporate Cain.

00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:39.160
And him and Big Show just kept eating people

00:17:39.160 --> 00:17:41.900
of the top rope. I was just like, what am I watching?

00:17:43.059 --> 00:17:45.039
And it was like, literally, it was the most boring

00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:48.119
Rumble. And I'm talking like, I watched Rumbles

00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:50.140
where Brock Lesnar eliminates half the thing

00:17:50.140 --> 00:17:52.220
by himself. He's like, me Brock, me eliminating

00:17:52.220 --> 00:17:57.799
people. You know? I don't even see the New Day.

00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:01.039
I saw Kofi right there. Yeah, but I don't see

00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:05.299
Xavier. Yeah, but I don't see Xavier. I wonder

00:18:05.299 --> 00:18:08.240
if Xavier was still in NXT at this point. That's

00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:09.880
possible. Yeah, there might have been just before.

00:18:10.019 --> 00:18:13.119
Oh, freaking there's War Raiders. There's a piece

00:18:13.119 --> 00:18:17.019
of crap. Sorry. Oh, we're going to get it to

00:18:17.019 --> 00:18:21.140
him later on. Lars Sullivan. Because he was very

00:18:21.140 --> 00:18:23.819
promoted in this fucking... Oh, Mauro Ronaldo.

00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:26.240
What a great freaking announcer. Too bad they

00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:29.599
couldn't have kept him. Oh, man. Oh, is Toni

00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:31.920
Storm still here? I think she's up on the main

00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:34.079
roster at this point. Ha! Go up for a second.

00:18:35.259 --> 00:18:43.059
Punishment Martinez. Dude, third row up. Right

00:18:43.059 --> 00:18:51.950
next to Peyton Royce. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't

00:18:51.950 --> 00:18:56.609
that fucking Damien Priest? Yes. Yeah. That was

00:18:56.609 --> 00:19:02.529
his Indian name. Oh, yeah. Damien Priest. Yeah.

00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:08.930
So did Xavier Woods had an Indian name? Yeah.

00:19:09.109 --> 00:19:11.589
Well, no. He didn't have an Indian name. He did

00:19:11.589 --> 00:19:16.670
have a name in NXT. Not NXT. TNA. That was Consequences

00:19:16.670 --> 00:19:19.920
Creed. and he used to dress like Apollo Creed.

00:19:20.160 --> 00:19:23.559
I forgot the red, white, and blue boxer shorts

00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:28.400
on. Shayna Baszler, Shane Thorne. Fun fact, that

00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:31.559
was almost one of my ring names until I realized

00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:34.880
someone was using it. I could have sworn. Keith

00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.539
Lee. Drew McIntyre was also on the main show.

00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:40.500
Why is he on NXT? That might have been when he

00:19:40.500 --> 00:19:48.089
was coming up. Bobby Fish. I don't know. Big

00:19:48.089 --> 00:19:49.710
Cassman. There's a lot of names here I know,

00:19:49.890 --> 00:19:52.589
which is fun. Dash Wilder, which you may know

00:19:52.589 --> 00:19:57.950
as Cash... Is it Cash Wilder now? Did you just

00:19:57.950 --> 00:20:03.849
switch Dash to Cash? Yeah, I think it did. But

00:20:03.849 --> 00:20:06.230
anyways, yeah, so as I was trying to explain,

00:20:06.329 --> 00:20:11.730
there's no Randy Orton's out for injury. I think

00:20:11.730 --> 00:20:13.630
he had a shoulder tear or something like that,

00:20:13.670 --> 00:20:16.150
if I remember correctly. Orton had bad shoulders

00:20:16.150 --> 00:20:18.890
forever today, so I'm not surprised. Kevin Owens

00:20:18.890 --> 00:20:21.710
was out with his shoulder and back had bruised

00:20:21.710 --> 00:20:27.430
ribs and stuff from Extreme Rules. Liv Morgan

00:20:27.430 --> 00:20:32.150
suffered a dislocated shoulder. Jeff Hardy suffered

00:20:32.150 --> 00:20:34.609
a knee injury, which kind of sucks because I

00:20:34.609 --> 00:20:36.329
think this was the year that Jeff Hardy was out

00:20:36.329 --> 00:20:39.250
for so long. And then released because he had

00:20:39.250 --> 00:20:44.390
a drug problem. Ray Mysterio was out with a bicep

00:20:44.390 --> 00:20:49.750
surgery. Samoa Joe suffered a foot injury that

00:20:49.750 --> 00:20:53.109
required surgery. And B .E. suffered a neck injury.

00:20:53.170 --> 00:20:56.390
Was it 2018 that he suffered a neck injury? One

00:20:56.390 --> 00:20:59.109
of his neck injuries. His one from Ridge Holland

00:20:59.109 --> 00:21:02.690
was in 2023, I believe. That was the one that

00:21:02.690 --> 00:21:04.210
put him on the shelf. Yeah, that's the one that

00:21:04.210 --> 00:21:09.210
basically got his career over. Yeah. So with

00:21:09.210 --> 00:21:12.130
Roman's gone, and this is one of the biggest

00:21:12.130 --> 00:21:14.549
problems with WWE this time is because they needed

00:21:14.549 --> 00:21:17.589
another John Cena. Yeah. They needed another

00:21:17.589 --> 00:21:19.529
John Cena because at this time, John was out

00:21:19.529 --> 00:21:21.250
doing movies and stuff like that. He was basically

00:21:21.250 --> 00:21:23.730
done with WWE, just doing appearances here and

00:21:23.730 --> 00:21:27.309
there. So they put all their money in the basket,

00:21:27.329 --> 00:21:30.670
all their eggs in the basket for Roman Reigns.

00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:33.819
And then find out that Roman has leukemia again

00:21:33.819 --> 00:21:38.359
and he's gone. So now there's nothing. There's

00:21:38.359 --> 00:21:43.019
no top star. This is what was good back in the,

00:21:43.299 --> 00:21:45.859
I don't even want to say as far back as the Attitude

00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:47.859
Era, but I'm going to use Attitude Era. Because

00:21:47.859 --> 00:21:50.579
like you had in the Attitude Era, you had Austin

00:21:50.579 --> 00:21:52.960
and Rock. Those are your two main guys. Everyone

00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.500
knows who Austin and Rock was, right? Finish

00:21:54.500 --> 00:21:56.940
your point and I'll give you a reason of that.

00:21:57.380 --> 00:21:59.799
But yeah, you had Austin and Rock. Cool. But

00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:01.420
if Austin Rock weren't there, you had Triple

00:22:01.420 --> 00:22:04.160
H, you had Kurt Angle, you had, you know, a lot

00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:06.839
of other good wrestlers. The Undertaker, Mankind,

00:22:06.980 --> 00:22:11.579
Mick Foley. Yeah, so you had those guys. And

00:22:11.579 --> 00:22:13.700
even, like, you keep going down the roster, then

00:22:13.700 --> 00:22:15.299
you get into, like, you know, the New Age Outlaws.

00:22:15.500 --> 00:22:19.319
You got X -Pac, you got Kane, you got, you know,

00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:20.960
and then you keep going down the roster, and

00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.099
you got all these really good talent. And, like,

00:22:23.180 --> 00:22:25.980
2018, don't get me wrong, has some freaking good

00:22:25.980 --> 00:22:29.009
talent. The problem was, is there's no one going,

00:22:29.190 --> 00:22:32.069
okay, go, go, go, go do things, go do things.

00:22:32.990 --> 00:22:37.009
This is similar to the same issue that AEW is

00:22:37.009 --> 00:22:39.950
having right now. Booking is fucking garbage.

00:22:45.390 --> 00:22:49.029
Don't mind me. The point I was going to say with

00:22:49.029 --> 00:22:51.109
that, as you were explaining that, is that the

00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:54.289
reason why they were allowed to do all that stuff

00:22:54.289 --> 00:22:59.380
is because there was basically It was a competition

00:22:59.380 --> 00:23:04.960
with WCW. With ideas going to events, it was

00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:08.359
basically we need to keep having star power.

00:23:09.059 --> 00:23:13.700
You have this idea. We're going to try it on

00:23:13.700 --> 00:23:16.740
TV. This is basically your one shot. If the crowd

00:23:16.740 --> 00:23:18.680
is behind you, we're going to keep pushing you.

00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:20.539
If not, fuck you. We're just going to continue

00:23:20.539 --> 00:23:24.599
on. Vince also was Vince, and even if someone

00:23:24.599 --> 00:23:32.319
did get over... And not 60. Yeah. Go watch Taz's

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:35.740
debut at the Rumble. Seriously. Was it the Rumble?

00:23:36.259 --> 00:23:38.619
There was a lot of politics that got rid of Taz.

00:23:38.819 --> 00:23:42.619
Well, the problem with that is, and I think his

00:23:42.619 --> 00:23:45.519
name had three H's in it. It might not have been

00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:47.680
him, but it might have been someone close. Basically,

00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:50.980
they were like... You know, Taz is 5 '7", on

00:23:50.980 --> 00:23:53.619
a good day. He's probably closer to 5 '6", actually.

00:23:54.119 --> 00:23:56.779
And he's a legit powerhouse, and he can legit

00:23:56.779 --> 00:23:59.380
throw people, honestly. In fact, the reason,

00:23:59.500 --> 00:24:01.880
one of the things that got him, like, kind of

00:24:01.880 --> 00:24:03.099
a little bit of trouble is when he gave Angle

00:24:03.099 --> 00:24:05.700
the suplex and threw Angle completely over. He

00:24:05.700 --> 00:24:07.359
didn't expect Angle to give him any help because

00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:09.420
he's used to the ECW guys who wouldn't jump for

00:24:09.420 --> 00:24:11.549
him. It's kind of like how I've gotten with suplexes

00:24:11.549 --> 00:24:13.130
on certain suplexes where I'm like, I don't expect

00:24:13.130 --> 00:24:14.490
people to jump. I'm just going to throw you.

00:24:14.910 --> 00:24:17.130
Right. But, um, you know, and they're like, wow,

00:24:17.269 --> 00:24:19.410
he's dangerous. No, he's just a fricking, he

00:24:19.410 --> 00:24:23.210
just does shit, you know? Exactly. But no, it's

00:24:23.210 --> 00:24:26.809
like, let these guys get over. Yeah. Well, then

00:24:26.809 --> 00:24:29.049
that, and during that time also too, there was

00:24:29.049 --> 00:24:33.829
a lot of fucking, it was, these guys are outside

00:24:33.829 --> 00:24:37.690
like, cause WWE for the longest time was a like

00:24:37.690 --> 00:24:41.059
cutthroat fucking. Yeah. fucking business it

00:24:41.059 --> 00:24:45.319
was uh i want your spot yeah i'm gonna do everything

00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:47.599
i can to get your spot you gotta consider guys

00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:49.359
wouldn't even go out if they're injured uh for

00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:51.500
a while it's like yeah you know oh i broke my

00:24:51.500 --> 00:24:54.519
arm freaking cast it up i'm gonna work because

00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:57.339
i knew if they left you know all of a sudden

00:24:57.339 --> 00:24:59.660
you know all of a sudden here comes jim bob and

00:24:59.660 --> 00:25:01.299
do his spot and i'm like right well there goes

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:06.799
that you know yeah like In indie wrestling where

00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:10.000
I'm kind of like, I'll work shows. Yeah, that's

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.160
the thing about indie wrestling. I ain't got

00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:13.920
a spot, brother. Everywhere it fucking works

00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:16.460
hurt. It's like, you've got to make sure you

00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:18.519
keep going and doing appearances because there's

00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:21.500
always somebody there to take it. Yep, yep, yep.

00:25:21.660 --> 00:25:25.740
But let's get in this fucking show. Half hour

00:25:25.740 --> 00:25:28.359
in, I'd be no points at all. No, it's all good.

00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:33.150
This is what's good about the podcast. This is

00:25:33.150 --> 00:25:38.549
November 26, 2018. Like I said, had a 3 .6 rating.

00:25:38.549 --> 00:25:40.049
That could be another reason, too, honestly,

00:25:40.170 --> 00:25:43.609
why it was so shitty. November 26 is right near

00:25:43.609 --> 00:25:47.309
Thanksgiving. I mean that, too, but the show

00:25:47.309 --> 00:25:53.190
was garbage. Oh, yeah. It's terrible. 3 .6 rating

00:25:53.190 --> 00:26:00.680
for IMBD. IMDB. Yes, that one. DB and 1 .24 out

00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:04.279
of 10 for a cage match. So they start the show.

00:26:04.539 --> 00:26:06.519
They kick off with Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre,

00:26:06.539 --> 00:26:09.099
Bobby Lashley. In the ring, Corbin insults the

00:26:09.099 --> 00:26:11.960
crowd for stuffing their faces over the holiday

00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:15.799
while they treat their bodies like temples. Despite

00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:19.859
all that, he wants them to say what they are

00:26:19.859 --> 00:26:22.480
thankful for. Baron is thankful for the role

00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.720
as general manager. Baron was general manager

00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:31.539
at this time and oh my god, I hate the way that

00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:34.480
he does his fucking promos and shit. He talks

00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:38.279
like this. I'm going to fight you this weekend.

00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:42.900
It was so bad. Baron was so fucking bad at this

00:26:42.900 --> 00:26:46.480
time. You shouldn't pick on people for promos.

00:26:48.309 --> 00:26:50.289
Listen, fucker. We're not talking about me. We're

00:26:50.289 --> 00:26:53.230
talking about them people. I just had to. Go

00:26:53.230 --> 00:26:57.269
ahead. I know I'm dying. Yeah, that's what you

00:26:57.269 --> 00:27:01.930
get for bugging me. The irony of choking in water

00:27:01.930 --> 00:27:05.230
with all the Aquaman stuff around me. Like this

00:27:05.230 --> 00:27:07.130
little shelf right here is all Aquaman stuff.

00:27:08.869 --> 00:27:11.589
Lashley is thankful for the beta males that sit

00:27:11.589 --> 00:27:15.039
on that couch and let him dominate. And McIntyre

00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:17.720
is thankful for beating... Yeah, I know. Speaking

00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:20.619
of awful promos, have you ever heard of Lashley

00:27:20.619 --> 00:27:23.339
talk? The boy's a physical specimen, and he's

00:27:23.339 --> 00:27:27.440
great in the ring, but he's got negative charisma.

00:27:27.759 --> 00:27:29.400
Yeah, we're going to watch that in a minute.

00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:34.059
That's the only thing that we can have. And McIntyre

00:27:34.059 --> 00:27:37.980
is thankful for beating... for the beating they

00:27:37.980 --> 00:27:44.250
gave Braun Strowman last week, which... That's

00:27:44.250 --> 00:27:46.990
another thing. He was out. Strongman. Whatever.

00:27:47.190 --> 00:27:49.369
Fuck him. No, no, no. It's what Cornette calls

00:27:49.369 --> 00:27:52.029
him. He calls him Brown Strongman. Strongman.

00:27:53.509 --> 00:27:56.970
He had a, I think it was his surgery. He also,

00:27:57.109 --> 00:28:00.470
another terrible promo. I'm getting my surgery

00:28:00.470 --> 00:28:04.369
here at this hospital. I will be out. No, no,

00:28:04.369 --> 00:28:06.569
no, no, no. It wasn't a hospital. It's a medical

00:28:06.569 --> 00:28:09.710
facility. Medical facility. Vince. Vince Words.

00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:14.299
It's medical facility, pal. Sounds more official.

00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:17.880
He was also out for a long time, too. I forgot

00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:21.400
about that. He's just going to hear me make fun

00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:22.960
of him one day and sue my ass. I'll be like,

00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:26.039
yeah, okay, Vince, take the nothing I got. Yeah,

00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:30.960
right. Corbin says after that attack, we won't

00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:34.680
be seeing Braun for a long time. He said the

00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:39.059
camera crew down to whatever the fuck they are.

00:28:39.390 --> 00:28:44.289
um benjamin whatever bingham um birmingham birmingham

00:28:44.289 --> 00:28:47.869
thank you i can't read uh and i have glasses

00:28:47.869 --> 00:28:51.650
on too so i have no excuses um to catch up uh

00:28:51.650 --> 00:28:53.750
with brauno with the surgery the hospital uh

00:28:53.750 --> 00:28:58.190
he says that his elbow would be he'll be up for

00:28:58.190 --> 00:29:00.750
his elbow he'd rather be in milwaukee to beat

00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:03.230
down these three spineless cowards the doctor

00:29:04.089 --> 00:29:06.650
has never seen an injury like that. It's basically

00:29:06.650 --> 00:29:11.890
just talk about the injury TLC and just, um,

00:29:11.990 --> 00:29:14.950
Corbin discontinues on, and then the lights go

00:29:14.950 --> 00:29:18.750
out and, uh, Elias comes out, right. Does a song

00:29:18.750 --> 00:29:22.009
with Elias. And then they, um, Corbin sets up

00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:24.009
a match with Bobby Lashley later in the night.

00:29:24.309 --> 00:29:26.970
It's Millie walk. Hey, Millie walk in and plant

00:29:26.970 --> 00:29:30.069
a, but, uh, you've seen Wayne's world, right?

00:29:30.490 --> 00:29:32.589
Yes. Okay. It's been a long time, but I have,

00:29:32.670 --> 00:29:35.799
I'm just making sure. Wayne's World. Wayne's

00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:40.400
World. Party time. Excellent. I wish we had those

00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:49.039
ratings. Quite a while. You completely cut out

00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:53.220
there for a second. Oh, I did? I saw your lips

00:29:53.220 --> 00:29:56.700
moving. I blame it on you. It's like the Mega

00:29:56.700 --> 00:30:00.329
Traders song. If your lips are moving. So this

00:30:00.329 --> 00:30:03.009
is the beginning segment. Like I said, this is

00:30:03.009 --> 00:30:06.150
the only thing. We have little snippets of here

00:30:06.150 --> 00:30:08.589
and there because the show, they don't want.

00:30:12.109 --> 00:30:19.730
No, they went ET on it. For folks who know, Atari

00:30:19.730 --> 00:30:24.309
released the AT &T ET game, and it sold so bad.

00:30:24.919 --> 00:30:26.859
Buried thousands of copies of it in a landfill

00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:30.480
in New Mexico, I believe it was I didn't know

00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:33.019
that that's kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep

00:30:33.019 --> 00:30:36.680
fucking Leo rush rockin right there. Oh see I

00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:39.500
see Leo rush next lastly I can hear him go lash

00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:53.349
me And that made me turn the channel You won't

00:30:53.349 --> 00:30:55.750
be seeing Braun Strowman's face on Monday Night

00:30:55.750 --> 00:31:04.710
Raw for a long, long, long, long time. But, but,

00:31:04.710 --> 00:31:08.650
but, I happen to have a little bit of pull around

00:31:08.650 --> 00:31:11.329
here, so that's not the case. I sent a camera

00:31:11.329 --> 00:31:15.049
crew to Birmingham, Alabama, where Braun Strowman

00:31:15.049 --> 00:31:18.630
is being prepped for surgery. So let's see what

00:31:18.630 --> 00:31:24.589
the maimed monster had to say. I'm in Birmingham,

00:31:24.730 --> 00:31:29.430
Alabama. As you can see. Getting ready to have

00:31:29.430 --> 00:31:35.190
surgery. First of all, that's makeup. Second

00:31:35.190 --> 00:31:39.109
of all, what always kills me is this monster

00:31:39.109 --> 00:31:43.609
guy, right? That Superman tattoo always threw

00:31:43.609 --> 00:31:48.410
me off. This is from a guy who has a Superman

00:31:48.410 --> 00:31:53.559
tattoo, by the way. But I'm also not 6 '6 and

00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:58.299
280, you know? Well, weight's close. We won't

00:31:58.299 --> 00:32:02.400
go there. Yeah, that's definitely his makeup.

00:32:02.460 --> 00:32:05.660
But he did actually suffer a legit surgery. I

00:32:05.660 --> 00:32:07.599
think he actually ended up with a bone chip in

00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:09.160
his elbow and actually needed surgery. So it

00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:11.319
was legit. But that's definitely like a lot of

00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:13.339
makeup for that. Yeah, a lot of makeup. That's

00:32:13.339 --> 00:32:16.700
like when Cody tours Peck. I'm in Birmingham,

00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:20.099
Alabama, as you can see. Yeah, because the doctor's

00:32:20.099 --> 00:32:22.019
office, we can tell exactly where you're at.

00:32:22.099 --> 00:32:24.019
Dude, he could be in Fort Kent, Maine for all

00:32:24.019 --> 00:32:26.099
we know. That looks like every hospital room

00:32:26.099 --> 00:32:33.759
on the planet. Right. On this. Oh, you can see

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:37.539
fucking... Oh, yeah, that's kind of gross. Yeah.

00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:44.900
Okay, maybe it's a little bit of bacon. Actually,

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:46.759
what makes it look gross, it looks like it's...

00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:49.779
tricep is bulging. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:55.339
But I would much rather be in Milwaukee. Because

00:32:55.339 --> 00:32:58.059
I know there's three spineless slimeballs in

00:32:58.059 --> 00:33:01.299
Milwaukee right now that have some payback coming

00:33:01.299 --> 00:33:04.579
to them. And my surgeon says I'm going to be

00:33:04.579 --> 00:33:07.559
on the shelf for a little bit. Because he's never

00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:12.480
seen an injury like this before. Nor has he ever

00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:16.200
had to work on an arm this size. So I hope the

00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:18.140
hospital has the tools and they can get in there

00:33:18.140 --> 00:33:22.299
and figure this thing out. I will be back 100%.

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:27.240
And when I am, the attack on me last week and

00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:29.400
the gore the surgeon's going to go through on

00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:33.059
my surgery today are going to seem like paper

00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:37.160
cuts compared to what I do to Corbin, Lashley,

00:33:37.339 --> 00:33:41.940
and McIntyre. Because when I get back, all three

00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:48.619
of us are going to get it. Oh, I remember that.

00:33:50.380 --> 00:33:53.160
The get these hands chant. That's actually, you

00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:55.539
know, at least he had something. Yeah, right.

00:33:55.819 --> 00:33:57.759
Get these hands. People are like, oh, shit. All

00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:00.579
right. You're going to snatch someone up and

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:02.380
slap him around. You know, it's like, all right.

00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:05.440
Kind of like the Goldberg of your next type shit.

00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:10.760
Yeah. Yeah. You're chanting it. We get it. We're

00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:15.849
going to get these hands. That's like if those

00:34:15.849 --> 00:34:22.110
hands even work after his surgery. Poor Drew.

00:34:22.730 --> 00:34:24.289
Drew's probably the best promo in that ring,

00:34:24.369 --> 00:34:27.210
and he's just standing there. Well, this is 2018,

00:34:27.409 --> 00:34:29.929
Drew. He's still probably the best promo in the

00:34:29.929 --> 00:34:31.710
ring, and he's just standing there. Yeah, but

00:34:31.710 --> 00:34:34.449
didn't they let him go shortly after, or is this

00:34:34.449 --> 00:34:37.150
him coming back? This might be him coming back.

00:34:37.829 --> 00:34:40.610
I don't remember. There's no way Braun Strowman

00:34:40.610 --> 00:34:43.150
will be medically cleared to compete at TLC.

00:34:46.539 --> 00:34:48.980
And that's just too bad because our match is

00:34:48.980 --> 00:34:52.420
still on. And when Braun Strowman fails to show

00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:56.699
up, I win by forfeit, and I am the new permanent

00:34:56.699 --> 00:35:02.559
general manager of Monday Night Raw. So apparently

00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:05.679
that was the stipulation, was that if he lost,

00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:08.440
he was no longer general manager? Yep, I remember

00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:11.389
that. I'm assuming he won because he was general

00:35:11.389 --> 00:35:15.750
manager for quite a while. Yeah, he beat Braun

00:35:15.750 --> 00:35:17.489
Strowman. I don't remember how, but it happened.

00:35:19.929 --> 00:35:23.710
All of the Raw superstars need to decide if they

00:35:23.710 --> 00:35:26.269
want to be on the right side of history or the

00:35:26.269 --> 00:35:30.829
wrong side of history. So everybody in that locker

00:35:30.829 --> 00:35:35.449
room. I hate this. Turn on the lights right now

00:35:35.449 --> 00:35:45.889
or somebody is getting fired. So, I just watched

00:35:45.889 --> 00:35:49.210
The Punisher not long ago. Yeah. If he's going

00:35:49.210 --> 00:35:50.829
to be a face right there, he should have played

00:35:50.829 --> 00:35:55.250
the I know what you're thinking. All your doubts

00:35:55.250 --> 00:35:58.030
and fears. That song from The Punisher. Oh, yeah.

00:36:00.550 --> 00:36:05.630
Okay, he left in 09, came back. Also, we got

00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:08.699
Dean Ambrose's wife on commentary. I forgot.

00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:13.179
Yeah. Renee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was a 14,

00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:17.400
20, 20, 17. Sorry. I'm skimming Wikipedia here.

00:36:17.739 --> 00:36:21.659
Um, he came back. Yeah. He just came back. He's

00:36:21.659 --> 00:36:25.920
a TNA in 2017. So he came back in his person

00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:30.219
gorilla. He was back in NXT in 2018, main roster,

00:36:30.300 --> 00:36:35.519
2018, 2019. Yeah, he's been there since 2018,

00:36:35.739 --> 00:36:38.300
basically. Yeah, so he just came back, basically.

00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:40.539
He's taking some time off to go back and forth.

00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:44.699
And the sad part is, too, this is a time where

00:36:44.699 --> 00:36:48.059
NXT was kind of like, eh. It was a great show,

00:36:48.099 --> 00:36:50.780
but I'm saying it's a great show, but nobody,

00:36:50.820 --> 00:36:54.239
because it wasn't on TV, so nobody really knew

00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:57.159
about it. Which is funny, because I went out

00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.659
of my way to watch NXT, because, I mean... every

00:37:00.659 --> 00:37:03.920
NXT takeover would put on a tag team match to

00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:05.719
start it off with, and it was the most banging

00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:08.480
tag team match ever. And every time it would

00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:10.840
go up a notch, and it was always like FTR. It

00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.000
was like FTR versus American Alpha, or FTR versus

00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.099
The Ascension or something, or FTR versus DIY.

00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.139
It was just like, oh my God, these guys are phenomenal.

00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:22.239
And that's the thing, because I went back and

00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:24.400
watched a bunch of NXT, because Bailey versus

00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:27.340
Mercedes Monet, that was a fucking banger match.

00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:34.739
i think with uh with um ray or ripley i can't

00:37:34.739 --> 00:37:39.880
remember who it was um it might have been becky

00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:43.320
i can't remember but she had a another like banger

00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.800
match too like there's a bunch of holy matches

00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:51.300
like why are we not doing this on tv on wwe it

00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:54.730
would be money And I want to say, like a lot

00:37:54.730 --> 00:37:57.030
of those NXT matches, like we watched and we're

00:37:57.030 --> 00:37:58.710
like, man, these would be great in the main roster.

00:37:59.230 --> 00:38:00.710
They'd be great in the main roster on a pay -per

00:38:00.710 --> 00:38:02.309
-view. And they don't want to throw them away

00:38:02.309 --> 00:38:03.730
on Monday nights. They want Monday nights to

00:38:03.730 --> 00:38:05.210
be those five -minute matches, and they want

00:38:05.210 --> 00:38:07.010
those 30 -minute matches to be in the pay -per

00:38:07.010 --> 00:38:09.650
-views, which is fine. But if you want to build

00:38:09.650 --> 00:38:11.429
up to those 30 -minute matches on the pay -per

00:38:11.429 --> 00:38:14.590
-views, give me something on Raw and SmackDown.

00:38:14.750 --> 00:38:18.760
Something. Something. something two hours and

00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:21.619
30 minutes of promos and backstage shit and 30

00:38:21.619 --> 00:38:30.760
minutes wrestling yeah hello i am elias now i

00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:33.280
couldn't possibly sit back there any longer and

00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:36.280
listen to your annoying voice now you're sitting

00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:40.429
out here talking about being He was a good wrestler.

00:38:40.570 --> 00:38:43.469
I was honestly surprised there. He was an okay

00:38:43.469 --> 00:38:45.949
wrestler. He was entertaining. That's what I'm

00:38:45.949 --> 00:38:48.210
saying. He was good at entertainment and stuff

00:38:48.210 --> 00:38:49.989
like that. Leo Rush would be better than you,

00:38:50.030 --> 00:38:52.190
and I gotta believe that violates all kind of

00:38:52.190 --> 00:38:56.650
child labor laws. Did Leo Rush get fired? Did

00:38:56.650 --> 00:38:59.869
Leo Rush get fired, if I remember correctly?

00:39:00.190 --> 00:39:02.369
No, I think he quit. I think he just got sick

00:39:02.369 --> 00:39:04.980
of, like, he didn't like his spot. or something

00:39:04.980 --> 00:39:06.880
i don't remember i thought there was something

00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:09.940
to do with like a t -shirt thing oh i claimed

00:39:09.940 --> 00:39:12.059
that it was like racism or something like that

00:39:12.059 --> 00:39:16.179
oh wasn't that um god what was his name uh it

00:39:16.179 --> 00:39:19.900
was nxt kid he had the so the nxt guys he was

00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:23.719
he was he was a african -american kid his whole

00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:25.960
thing was smiling and they did a t -shirt with

00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:27.800
like the smile on it but i guess the lips looked

00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.780
kind of like the caricature lips and they were

00:39:29.780 --> 00:39:34.059
just kind of like oops Right. There's a whole

00:39:34.059 --> 00:39:36.159
scandal, and I think they let him go after that.

00:39:36.340 --> 00:39:38.559
Yeah. I don't think it was his fault. I think

00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:43.920
he just bitched about it, honestly. Yeah. I believe

00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:48.079
that violates all kind of child labor laws. If

00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:51.400
everyone could silence their cell phones, hold

00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:54.219
their applause, and Baron, if you do the whole

00:39:54.219 --> 00:40:00.199
world a favor and shut your mouth. Amen. Sing

00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:07.019
this little song for Bobby. If this was bodybuilding,

00:40:07.219 --> 00:40:11.139
you'd be top of the class. But why do you always

00:40:11.139 --> 00:40:13.940
bent over with Leo Rush pointing at your ass?

00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:18.019
Oh, yeah, I remember that. What the fuck? When

00:40:18.019 --> 00:40:20.880
you're feeling depressed and feeling down on

00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:23.739
your luck, know that it could get worse. You

00:40:23.739 --> 00:40:27.639
could be Bobby Lashley, and Bobby Lashley sucks.

00:40:39.819 --> 00:40:41.900
Joe Hendry does this shit. I really hope they

00:40:41.900 --> 00:40:45.039
let him do it when he comes up. He's going to

00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:47.599
be on the main roster quick. He does a lot. He

00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:52.300
writes his own music. He wrote a parody of Creed's

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:57.460
Hire. Did he do On Drew? Yes. And you did a couple

00:40:57.460 --> 00:41:01.679
of different ones. Yeah. And, but the, sorry,

00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:04.579
new chairs. But the, I remember the, the creed

00:41:04.579 --> 00:41:07.619
one, he was like, this is the third time you've

00:41:07.619 --> 00:41:09.579
got fired or something like that. It was great.

00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:12.840
He was talking to AJ Francis. Of course it was

00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:14.860
top dollar, you know? Oh, we're going to watch

00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:17.480
that shit. Yeah. He's done a lot. It's on YouTube.

00:41:17.500 --> 00:41:26.219
I know that's on YouTube. Yeah. Imagine dropping

00:41:26.219 --> 00:41:30.019
the money to go to the show. Spend $5 ,000 on

00:41:30.019 --> 00:41:32.380
it and this is what you get. I'd be like, I got

00:41:32.380 --> 00:41:35.860
my money back. You get the point. Bobby Lashley

00:41:35.860 --> 00:41:43.380
sucks. If he did this shit now for ESPN, I would

00:41:43.380 --> 00:41:47.500
be so fucking pissed. Fun fact, Lashley's sunglasses

00:41:47.500 --> 00:41:51.780
are about $700. Oh, it wouldn't surprise me.

00:41:51.900 --> 00:41:54.889
That style of Ray -Ban. Depends what the lenses

00:41:54.889 --> 00:41:58.389
are. Probably around 500, actually. Would not

00:41:58.389 --> 00:42:03.610
surprise me. Yep. So we got that. And then we

00:42:03.610 --> 00:42:07.469
got backstage. Corbin fires a stage band when

00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:10.329
Alexa Bliss tells him he's doing a great job.

00:42:10.610 --> 00:42:16.710
And then he makes Alexa Bliss the woman's division

00:42:16.710 --> 00:42:19.349
in charge of the woman's division of her off

00:42:19.349 --> 00:42:22.989
that night. Which it'll be later on tonight,

00:42:23.190 --> 00:42:28.230
but she does a very horrible segment that I think

00:42:28.230 --> 00:42:32.090
that I have the whole thing. It's a questionnaire

00:42:32.090 --> 00:42:38.170
that they do live on the show. Oh my God. Speaking

00:42:38.170 --> 00:42:40.170
of Alexa Bliss though, really quick. So her promo

00:42:40.170 --> 00:42:41.969
from last Monday, I think it was last Monday.

00:42:42.030 --> 00:42:44.829
I watched the promo. The promo was great. Can

00:42:44.829 --> 00:42:46.769
someone go back in time and stop Austin from

00:42:46.769 --> 00:42:49.659
ever inventing the what chant though? Yes. Because

00:42:49.659 --> 00:42:51.340
that is the most annoying fucking thing on the

00:42:51.340 --> 00:42:52.860
planet. When someone is, like, because Alexa

00:42:52.860 --> 00:42:56.880
was stopping to, like, let things sink in. Like,

00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:58.619
the way she was, like, the way she was promoting

00:42:58.619 --> 00:43:01.320
was like, Charlotte, da -da -da -da -da, stop,

00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:03.539
right? And she was looking at the camera. It's

00:43:03.539 --> 00:43:06.440
obviously a let the thought sink in moment, right?

00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:09.260
The crowd's like, what? You know, and I'm like,

00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:13.429
shut the fuck up. It's like Seth Rollins. It's

00:43:13.429 --> 00:43:16.010
like, stop, stop. Yeah. And the thing is when

00:43:16.010 --> 00:43:18.210
that happens, you gotta, you gotta battle it

00:43:18.210 --> 00:43:20.110
too. Cause I can't remember. Like, I think it

00:43:20.110 --> 00:43:23.130
happened to either John or the rock and he, they

00:43:23.130 --> 00:43:25.230
would just bounce off affinate. It's like, yeah.

00:43:25.230 --> 00:43:27.230
Like you do this. What? And blah, blah, blah.

00:43:27.230 --> 00:43:30.289
What? And this, that, what? No. The problem is,

00:43:30.289 --> 00:43:33.170
is if Alexa is just being Alexa and she's, she's

00:43:33.170 --> 00:43:34.550
more than once been like, if you're a stupid

00:43:34.550 --> 00:43:36.690
idiots or if you're like, if you're an ugly asshole,

00:43:36.750 --> 00:43:39.530
say what? And the car's like, Whoa, you know,

00:43:39.530 --> 00:43:42.789
but no, this is not the promo. She could do that.

00:43:42.849 --> 00:43:44.889
She was, she had, she was being serious in this

00:43:44.889 --> 00:43:46.550
moment. So it was like, she couldn't just be

00:43:46.550 --> 00:43:49.269
like, no, Hey, if you're a jerk off, say what,

00:43:49.449 --> 00:43:51.670
you know? And then I was like, what? Wait, no,

00:43:51.730 --> 00:43:53.989
we don't say what, you know, check out this backstage.

00:43:55.460 --> 00:43:58.880
backstage thing. It's so fucking bad. This is

00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:03.300
what I'm talking about. Besides the horse. I

00:44:03.300 --> 00:44:08.699
need YouTube Premium. This is why I paid for

00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:13.300
the YouTube Premium. I know. Do you know how

00:44:13.300 --> 00:44:17.840
bad that makes me look? You're right. It won't

00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:20.000
happen again because you're fired. Get the hell

00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:24.550
out of my building. Get out. Out. Out. Out. I'd

00:44:24.550 --> 00:44:26.369
be like, sir, your last name is not McMahon.

00:44:26.489 --> 00:44:30.650
You can't fire me. This is so bad. This is so

00:44:30.650 --> 00:44:39.909
bad. That was very impressive. And that guy was

00:44:39.909 --> 00:44:42.349
dead weight anyway. Constantly FaceTiming his

00:44:42.349 --> 00:44:44.690
kids at work. I mean, who does that? Not him

00:44:44.690 --> 00:44:47.239
anymore. Exactly. You probably do know Alexa

00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:50.239
that your kids I think that you are doing such

00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:52.420
an amazing job And if there's anything I can

00:44:52.420 --> 00:44:54.500
ever help with isn't her husband like that big

00:44:54.500 --> 00:45:02.039
guy that's doing anything shit right now As general

00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:04.539
manager like you can see I have a ton on my plate

00:45:04.539 --> 00:45:07.800
and The way that you played a vital role in our

00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:10.179
women's team at Survivor Series as captain I

00:45:10.179 --> 00:45:12.260
could really use your help right now So if you

00:45:12.260 --> 00:45:15.059
could oversee the entire women's division. This

00:45:15.059 --> 00:45:17.280
conversation just does not feel fucking real.

00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:23.960
The entire division. Are you serious? Wow. Thank

00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:31.039
you. You look good. I look good. It's that simple.

00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:36.500
What the fuck? Alexa's husband is actually a

00:45:36.500 --> 00:45:39.840
singer. Oh. Maybe it's not the same person I'm

00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:43.760
thinking of. That's awful. There's a big guy

00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:45.199
in the Indies. I can't remember what his name

00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:50.059
is. He does GCW shit like that. He's married

00:45:50.059 --> 00:45:52.679
to a WWE superstar. I can't remember who it is.

00:45:54.019 --> 00:45:57.739
Yeah, that was not a good promo. It's so bad.

00:45:58.059 --> 00:46:03.780
It's so bad. Hello. I would like to do the thing.

00:46:04.139 --> 00:46:07.679
Yes, you can do the thing. Do the thing. It gets

00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:13.539
worse because right after that, we have Dean

00:46:13.539 --> 00:46:16.480
Ambrose at the doctor's office. Oh, is this what

00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.159
he was like? Yes, I remember this. Oh, this is

00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:22.860
so bad. This is one of the reasons why Dean Ambrose

00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:28.380
left because Vince wanted him to say a bunch

00:46:28.380 --> 00:46:32.550
of shit about... roman that he refused like no

00:46:32.550 --> 00:46:36.630
this is too fucking far yeah but this is uh dean

00:46:36.630 --> 00:46:38.570
ambrose he's at the doctor's office he says to

00:46:38.570 --> 00:46:43.230
expose himself to the toxic dump uh that is milwaukee

00:46:43.230 --> 00:46:47.650
uh but says um because it uh he isn't there um

00:46:47.650 --> 00:46:51.429
it is only reason why seth is confident enough

00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:54.909
to put the icy title on the line this the whole

00:46:54.909 --> 00:46:57.500
time he's Doing this promo, by the way. He's

00:46:57.500 --> 00:47:01.440
getting vaccinated. I actually remember this.

00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:04.460
I remember watching this. I did see this raw.

00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:09.519
Fucking terrible. He used to come out with a

00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:13.480
gas mask on to the ring. Yeah, this whole new

00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:16.860
gimmick that he's basically a germaphobe. It

00:47:16.860 --> 00:47:21.760
was fucking bad. Which, again, one of the reasons

00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:26.380
why he left fucking WWE. I'm not really a big

00:47:26.380 --> 00:47:30.079
fan of his character now, but... I'm going to

00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.360
eat your blood and drink your bones. Yeah, it's

00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:39.500
a lot better than this fucking shit. Did you

00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:43.539
really think that I would expose myself for Raw

00:47:43.539 --> 00:47:46.659
tonight in the toxic dump that is Milwaukee?

00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:50.320
Well, if you're disappointed, then deal with

00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:52.300
it. I'm sure you're used to disappointment by

00:47:52.300 --> 00:47:56.099
now. Seth Rollins will also say that he is disappointed

00:47:56.099 --> 00:47:59.960
that I'm not there. But I know that he is relieved.

00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:03.320
Why else would he feel so safe as to issue his

00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:05.820
Intercontinental Championship Open Challenge

00:48:05.820 --> 00:48:07.800
tonight? I wonder if this is the same doctor's

00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:11.320
office that fucking Braun Strowman was in. I

00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:13.619
know. I'm watching this doctor cross -contaminate

00:48:13.619 --> 00:48:17.219
everything he's touching. Yeah. Because I'm not

00:48:17.219 --> 00:48:21.280
there. But next week, I promise, I will be there.

00:48:21.949 --> 00:48:23.869
Right in the center of the ring. But right now,

00:48:24.010 --> 00:48:26.250
first of all, exclusively. It doesn't matter.

00:48:26.269 --> 00:48:28.289
I just shot all this liquid on this fucking table.

00:48:28.710 --> 00:48:30.809
Risk catching something from you people. Because

00:48:30.809 --> 00:48:37.150
you people, like Rollins, are vermin. Sometimes

00:48:37.150 --> 00:48:39.150
out there, I feel like I'm in a third world country.

00:48:39.429 --> 00:48:43.349
The stench of your breath. The putrid smell of

00:48:43.349 --> 00:48:45.710
your body odor. Your greasy, fat little hands

00:48:45.710 --> 00:48:49.409
pawing at me. It's revolting. Revolting. This

00:48:49.409 --> 00:48:50.789
gimmick actually did have a little bit of legs.

00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:57.519
Like Ebola or E. coli? A little bit. It could

00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:00.840
have went somewhere. It just, you know, yeah.

00:49:01.659 --> 00:49:04.960
This doctor's like, I say this doctor, he's probably

00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:08.000
a stagehand from the rug out. Like, hey, Bob,

00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:09.900
you're going to be a doctor tonight on TV. And

00:49:09.900 --> 00:49:11.559
this guy's like, I don't know how to handle him,

00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:15.320
dude. He's actually an independent wrestler.

00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:20.139
Some indie guy from Milwaukee that's been wrestling

00:49:20.139 --> 00:49:22.199
for 30 years. Good for him. You're going to spot

00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:25.820
it raw. I would do it. I would too, right? Except

00:49:25.820 --> 00:49:28.559
I know how to handle a fucking needle. Whatever

00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:32.280
it is, diseases you're all carrying. Like this.

00:49:32.860 --> 00:49:39.219
Dysentery. Typhoid. Distemper, right? And the

00:49:39.219 --> 00:49:43.519
next one's rabies, right? You're not a dog. Good.

00:49:43.800 --> 00:49:48.619
This is distemper shots. Because I would not

00:49:48.619 --> 00:49:53.130
go to Houston next week. Without my rabies shot.

00:49:53.429 --> 00:49:58.010
Next shot's gonna be your hip. Surprise your

00:49:58.010 --> 00:50:03.289
baby. Yep, I remember this. I do remember this.

00:50:04.710 --> 00:50:08.969
Seth Rollins, there is no shower that can wash

00:50:08.969 --> 00:50:15.190
away your sins. There is no medicine for you

00:50:15.190 --> 00:50:18.730
that can cure the sickness. It would be funny

00:50:18.730 --> 00:50:23.139
if he actually stabbed him with a needle. Speaking

00:50:23.139 --> 00:50:24.739
of stabbing, actually, quick, speaking of the

00:50:24.739 --> 00:50:26.579
Punisher, and this actually ties into professional

00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:29.480
wrestling, there's a scene in the Punisher where

00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.579
Thomas Jane stabs Kevin Nash in the chest with

00:50:31.579 --> 00:50:35.940
a knife. It wasn't a gimmick knife. It was a

00:50:35.940 --> 00:50:38.639
gimmick knife. No, it was not a gimmick knife.

00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:41.400
It was a real knife. Listen, it was a gimmick

00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:44.239
knife. It was 100 % because Kevin Nash told the

00:50:44.239 --> 00:50:47.150
story. It was 100 % gimmick. that when he was

00:50:47.150 --> 00:50:48.710
supposed to stab him, the blade was supposed

00:50:48.710 --> 00:50:51.469
to retract. The blade never retracted. So it

00:50:51.469 --> 00:50:53.769
legit stabbed him with it. I thought it ended

00:50:53.769 --> 00:50:55.949
up being not a gimmick knife. No, it was 100

00:50:55.949 --> 00:50:59.389
% a gimmick knife. It either broke or something,

00:50:59.570 --> 00:51:01.949
but it didn't actually retract. Thomas Jane was

00:51:01.949 --> 00:51:05.309
like, I stabbed him, and all he did was grunt

00:51:05.309 --> 00:51:07.989
and smile. I mean, I was like, I'm fucked. And

00:51:07.989 --> 00:51:11.309
I'm pretty sure... Even Kevin Nash said, because

00:51:11.309 --> 00:51:13.630
somebody asked if he used that in the movie,

00:51:13.730 --> 00:51:15.530
he goes, what do you think? Of course he did.

00:51:15.710 --> 00:51:21.530
That was the best take. Of course it was. Oh,

00:51:21.530 --> 00:51:26.130
God. That is in your soul. You are a lost cause,

00:51:26.309 --> 00:51:30.849
compadre. At the CLC, because I'm such a great

00:51:30.849 --> 00:51:33.869
guy, I'm going to do the good. You know, you

00:51:33.869 --> 00:51:36.469
got me on this. I know we're getting off topic

00:51:36.469 --> 00:51:39.400
here, but have you ever seen Triple X? Yeah.

00:51:40.179 --> 00:51:42.500
So do you remember the bridge scene where the

00:51:42.500 --> 00:51:48.619
boats going away and Van Diesel's coming in and

00:51:48.619 --> 00:51:50.639
he's trying to go in between the bridge to get

00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.559
on the boat to stop the weapon? It's been a hot

00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:55.019
minute, but yeah. I didn't know that. I found

00:51:55.019 --> 00:51:58.860
this out like a week or two ago that the stuntman

00:51:58.860 --> 00:52:02.639
that actually did that spot died. Oh shit. He

00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:06.559
hit the bridge. Oh damn. Yeah. And they used

00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:09.360
that shot. but they but you couldn't see him

00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:12.800
hit the bridge so but they still use that shot

00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:14.679
of him fucking hitting because that was they

00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:17.420
ended sometimes it's the best shot yeah it was

00:52:17.420 --> 00:52:19.480
a bit well not only best shot but they ended

00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.780
fucking uh the taping that day they're like nope

00:52:22.780 --> 00:52:26.119
with like death we're done yeah it's like oh

00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:28.460
we need the shot was like well you can't see

00:52:28.460 --> 00:52:31.159
him get hit with it you can't see it hit the

00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:36.230
bridge so we might as well use that yeah so The

00:52:36.230 --> 00:52:41.869
merciful thing can put you out of your misery

00:52:41.869 --> 00:52:49.250
for good. I'm going to take your blood and eat

00:52:49.250 --> 00:52:53.730
your bones. It's so bad. It's so bad. I'm going

00:52:53.730 --> 00:52:57.170
to grind your bones into my bread. Make them

00:52:57.170 --> 00:53:07.070
up. Golden eggs. Like I said, The gimmick had

00:53:07.070 --> 00:53:09.269
something there. There could have been something

00:53:09.269 --> 00:53:10.929
there. Crap. Even I was thinking about doing

00:53:10.929 --> 00:53:14.309
like something like a little similar, but it's

00:53:14.309 --> 00:53:17.150
like at the same point, it's like, you got it.

00:53:17.230 --> 00:53:20.650
I don't know. Yeah. It's a little goofy. It's

00:53:20.650 --> 00:53:24.429
a little goofy. I still want to know what he

00:53:24.429 --> 00:53:27.570
wanted. Vince wanted him to say. Because he said

00:53:27.570 --> 00:53:29.750
it so bad he didn't want to repeat it on camera.

00:53:29.769 --> 00:53:32.429
Yeah, I think he was going to make fun of Roman's

00:53:32.429 --> 00:53:34.489
leukemia. I know that. I actually remember hearing

00:53:34.489 --> 00:53:36.590
about that, and he was like, fuck, no, because

00:53:36.590 --> 00:53:40.489
they're friends. Actual friends? Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:41.769 --> 00:53:44.889
I've said this before on the show. There are

00:53:44.889 --> 00:53:49.750
people I don't like in wrestling. I still wouldn't

00:53:49.750 --> 00:53:52.329
say anything that bad about them. Right. Not

00:53:52.329 --> 00:53:56.349
in public, anyway. Yeah, exactly. Oh, behind

00:53:56.349 --> 00:53:57.909
doors, I make fun of all you fucks. Not kidding.

00:53:58.070 --> 00:54:00.809
I'm kidding. You make fun of me fucking... I

00:54:00.809 --> 00:54:03.510
make fun of you on air. Yes, it's to my face.

00:54:04.309 --> 00:54:07.849
But honestly, I'll be honest. I'm going to pick

00:54:07.849 --> 00:54:10.670
on you fat like fucking 50 minutes ago. It's

00:54:10.670 --> 00:54:13.070
true. But the thing is, man, it's like if we

00:54:13.070 --> 00:54:14.909
pick on each other, it's picking on each other.

00:54:14.949 --> 00:54:17.110
We're not saying anything super mean. I'm not

00:54:17.110 --> 00:54:19.150
going to be like, I hope your hair falls out,

00:54:19.170 --> 00:54:20.510
you stub your toe, and your dick falls in the

00:54:20.510 --> 00:54:23.800
crapper. Come on. No. By the way, that last one

00:54:23.800 --> 00:54:27.699
was a quote from, almost a quote from Ready to

00:54:27.699 --> 00:54:30.000
Rumble. Deadly turns black and falls into the

00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:33.679
crapper. That's a movie. That's what we should

00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:37.340
do for a review when it is Ready to Rumble. Ready

00:54:37.340 --> 00:54:42.079
to Rumble? Dude. It sounds familiar. Dude, it's

00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:45.920
a WCW movie starring David Arquette. It's him

00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:48.730
and Scott Gann. you have never seen ready to

00:54:48.730 --> 00:54:52.010
rumble i think i've seen it oh shit dude okay

00:54:52.010 --> 00:54:54.969
okay i was about to say fuck man so yeah no it's

00:54:54.969 --> 00:54:57.469
uh there are two sewage workers and they like

00:54:57.469 --> 00:55:01.230
go to money or nitro and they think wrestling

00:55:01.230 --> 00:55:04.710
is real still so like jimmy king who's played

00:55:04.710 --> 00:55:07.210
by oliver platt um you know they have this big

00:55:07.210 --> 00:55:09.949
big turn where ddp turns on them and you know

00:55:09.949 --> 00:55:13.059
oh god and you know On the way home, they're

00:55:13.059 --> 00:55:14.880
crying and stuff because they think it's real.

00:55:15.659 --> 00:55:19.239
It's still real to me, damn it! They're bawling

00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:22.460
their eyes out and they flip the truck. Rose

00:55:22.460 --> 00:55:25.400
McGowan's in it and she's one of the nitro girls.

00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:31.800
It is dumb. And I mean dumb. We'll have to play

00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:35.440
that for Rumble. It's also fun. It's one of those

00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:38.000
movies where it's so stupid, but if you're a

00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:42.159
wrestling fan... Yeah, definitely. but there's

00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:44.280
like um i think it was cornet that said it it

00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:45.840
might be a cornet podcast he's like you know

00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:47.340
i'd like i'd like a wrestling movie not to make

00:55:47.340 --> 00:55:49.519
fun of wrestling for once but the thing is this

00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.900
one makes fun of wrestling but it doesn't what

00:55:52.900 --> 00:55:57.300
you're just kind of like yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:55:57.300 --> 00:55:59.440
because we all know we all know fans like that

00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:01.480
you know they're like it's still real me damn

00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:04.659
it The guy crying in the bleachers. That was

00:56:04.659 --> 00:56:07.940
some of my favorite fucking video. Some crying

00:56:07.940 --> 00:56:10.900
in the bleachers. It's still real to me, damn

00:56:10.900 --> 00:56:13.480
it. Hey, you know what? If he still believes,

00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:15.639
man, I hope to this day he still thinks it's

00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:17.900
real. I really do. I hope to this day he still

00:56:17.900 --> 00:56:20.619
thinks, like, you know, The Undertaker is a zombie

00:56:20.619 --> 00:56:23.219
and, you know, shit like that. Seriously, 100%.

00:56:23.219 --> 00:56:27.260
It's like kids believing in Santa Claus. I want

00:56:27.260 --> 00:56:29.280
them to believe in Santa Claus forever. Seriously.

00:56:30.090 --> 00:56:33.190
Yeah, Santa's real, man. I don't want the fantasy

00:56:33.190 --> 00:56:36.489
to... Santa's real? Of course he is. Okay. Just

00:56:36.489 --> 00:56:40.469
make sure. Yeah, yeah. Tooth Fairy. By the way,

00:56:40.550 --> 00:56:43.630
Tooth Fairy, no, that's bad. We don't trade bones

00:56:43.630 --> 00:56:49.050
to the fae. Anyway. I forgot. I didn't even think

00:56:49.050 --> 00:56:52.050
of that. Oh, shit. Trading bones to the fae for

00:56:52.050 --> 00:56:54.090
money? Oh, shit. That's a binding contract with

00:56:54.090 --> 00:56:57.630
the fae. This podcast got all fucking mythical

00:56:57.630 --> 00:57:03.110
creatures. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

00:57:03.110 --> 00:57:06.630
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

00:57:07.349 --> 00:57:25.559
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, We're

00:57:25.559 --> 00:57:29.099
on season 11 right now, and we're like, because

00:57:29.099 --> 00:57:31.780
Sam and I are re -watching it, and we're like,

00:57:31.820 --> 00:57:33.760
cool, we'll re -watch Supernatural. We turned

00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:35.139
it on the other day, and Netflix was like, it's

00:57:35.139 --> 00:57:37.900
leaving in a month, and we're like, well, shit.

00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:41.199
Not a problem for my wife. She'll fucking binge

00:57:41.199 --> 00:57:44.719
that shit until it's fucking over. I'm not, I

00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:45.900
don't have that kind of attention span. Plus,

00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:47.360
we have other shows to watch, like we just watched

00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:49.840
a new episode of Welcome to Derry, which is really

00:57:49.840 --> 00:57:52.590
fucked up, and I love it, so. Oh, is that the,

00:57:52.610 --> 00:57:56.110
that's the, um, it's the prequel. Right. Yeah.

00:57:56.719 --> 00:57:59.159
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, they killed

00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:01.480
children in that. I was very surprised. Yeah,

00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:04.000
well, welcome to frickin' it, man. They killed

00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:06.659
children in frickin' it, so. Yeah, but you know

00:58:06.659 --> 00:58:09.239
that they, like, for, like, the longest time

00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:11.179
in movies and shit like that, like, children

00:58:11.179 --> 00:58:12.539
was, like, the one thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:14.480
The show's like, no, no, no, we don't play that

00:58:14.480 --> 00:58:19.260
game. Yeah. Yeah, especially the first episode.

00:58:19.300 --> 00:58:22.099
I saw it. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, keep watching.

00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:24.840
It gets moozled. So, anyway, let me go. Sorry.

00:58:26.539 --> 00:58:31.719
Back to wrestling. The revival. This Monday Night

00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:33.960
Raw is that we're talking about modern shows.

00:58:35.400 --> 00:58:40.039
And wrestling movies from 20 years ago. I'm okay.

00:58:40.099 --> 00:58:41.940
Honestly, if we want to get all the guys together,

00:58:42.019 --> 00:58:43.719
we can do that for a Sunday show or something

00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:47.860
like that. Or a Saturday show. We're not working

00:58:47.860 --> 00:58:51.039
Saturday. One of us is always working a show

00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:53.590
on a Saturday. That's the thing. It's a back

00:58:53.590 --> 00:58:56.110
-to -back for the next fucking three weeks. That's

00:58:56.110 --> 00:58:59.150
a problem. I'm going to bolt that TV down, apparently.

00:58:59.309 --> 00:59:02.650
Every time I move, I watch it go... It's going

00:59:02.650 --> 00:59:06.210
to just fall on your head. It's not even hooked

00:59:06.210 --> 00:59:08.989
up to anything. There's a new short right there.

00:59:09.070 --> 00:59:11.710
Fucking TV falling in. Dylan is dying from a

00:59:11.710 --> 00:59:16.510
TV. The Revival blamed their loss last week to

00:59:16.510 --> 00:59:19.869
Lucha House Rules. Fucking Christ. I watched

00:59:19.869 --> 00:59:22.769
that match back to, and it's like, pick a lane,

00:59:22.909 --> 00:59:28.050
either tag out or do lucha rules. Dude, you have

00:59:28.050 --> 00:59:32.269
one of the best tag teams on the planet in your

00:59:32.269 --> 00:59:35.090
company. Because Vince is like, I don't like

00:59:35.090 --> 00:59:38.789
tag team wrestling, pal. You don't do anything

00:59:38.789 --> 00:59:42.690
good with them. Imagine having like... Oh yeah,

00:59:42.829 --> 00:59:45.309
no, dude, a lot of them at FTR did what they

00:59:45.309 --> 00:59:50.380
could with teams. But imagine having... FTR they

00:59:50.380 --> 00:59:52.280
weren't quite FTR yet but imagine having them

00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:54.159
when they're at their cut they're coming up and

00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:55.679
they're this is their cut they're starting to

00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:57.920
get big imagine having one of the best tag teams

00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.380
on the planet before they get huge and doing

01:00:00.380 --> 01:00:03.360
jack and show them and having like cash shave

01:00:03.360 --> 01:00:06.980
Dax's back in the freaking come on right the

01:00:06.980 --> 01:00:10.940
hell man you know yeah it's it is bad in this

01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:13.820
match like Probably fans wouldn't notice this

01:00:13.820 --> 01:00:16.340
but because we're wrestlers we we would note

01:00:16.340 --> 01:00:19.139
we noticed like the fuck -ups and shit like Watch

01:00:19.139 --> 01:00:27.300
watch this All right Okay water to a headlock

01:00:27.300 --> 01:00:34.400
He was a little close or not close enough I couldn't

01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:43.730
tell There's one. There's another one in here.

01:00:43.849 --> 01:00:45.949
There's quite a few. Hey, Lince. A good friend

01:00:45.949 --> 01:00:48.670
of the show, Lince Dorado. This is supposed to

01:00:48.670 --> 01:00:52.510
be Lucha Rules, and we're tagging out. I don't

01:00:52.510 --> 01:00:55.849
know. It's also three against two, so it's a

01:00:55.849 --> 01:00:58.849
handicap match, technically. I know Lince and

01:00:58.849 --> 01:01:03.590
Calisto together probably weigh about as much

01:01:03.590 --> 01:01:15.119
as Dax. I can see them call that spot. What do

01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:17.880
I do? Just stay there. Just take everything.

01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:28.440
There we go. To be fair, he just didn't land

01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:40.269
it, so that happens. I agree with Corey. That's

01:01:40.269 --> 01:01:50.570
a good spot. This is nuts. It's Aiden with all

01:01:50.570 --> 01:01:59.730
that fucking senton, too. Yep. Yeah, it's like...

01:01:59.730 --> 01:02:02.570
Are we doing Lucha rules or are we doing tags?

01:02:02.809 --> 01:02:06.309
What the fuck's going on? Both, apparently. Apparently,

01:02:06.309 --> 01:02:12.840
that's what it is. It's both. So, yeah. FTR,

01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:14.719
or the Revival at this point. They're still the

01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:17.679
Revival. But you still have this awesome tag

01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:20.800
team, but you have no one for them to work with

01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:26.780
because they fucked the Ascension. I think American

01:02:26.780 --> 01:02:29.139
Alpha was still in NXT, or they might have just

01:02:29.139 --> 01:02:32.909
come up, one of the two. Okay, cool. Lucha House

01:02:32.909 --> 01:02:36.530
Party can work. Hell, we had a seminar with Lindsay.

01:02:36.630 --> 01:02:41.150
We know what you can do. So it's like, why not

01:02:41.150 --> 01:02:43.230
just let your tag team division actually be good?

01:02:44.489 --> 01:02:47.130
What you do is you go, okay, Revival's the best

01:02:47.130 --> 01:02:50.210
team we got. Put the belts on them. Let them

01:02:50.210 --> 01:02:52.349
have banger matches. Have an upcoming team beat

01:02:52.349 --> 01:02:57.449
them. Then have banger return matches. Wow. Hard.

01:02:57.590 --> 01:03:03.659
I just booked a show. Right. My heater went off.

01:03:03.659 --> 01:03:08.059
It's cold in here now. But no, seriously. It's...

01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:13.440
Yeah. So is this later in the show? Hopefully.

01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:16.420
Okay, it is later in the show because it's like,

01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:21.699
where the fuck is the match for Lashley and Elias?

01:03:22.139 --> 01:03:30.199
That's main event, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Naya

01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:33.369
says in the... So they have a Nia Jax segment.

01:03:33.429 --> 01:03:36.269
Nia says the Raw roster is thankful for her leading

01:03:36.269 --> 01:03:39.570
the team Raw to victory, but she's most thankful

01:03:39.570 --> 01:03:43.269
for breaking Becky Lynch's face, which is...

01:03:43.269 --> 01:03:47.110
Oh, shit, this is that time. This is when Becky

01:03:47.110 --> 01:03:50.530
went, like, rocketed a superstardom. It was Nia's

01:03:50.530 --> 01:03:54.139
fault. I was just going to say. i actually have

01:03:54.139 --> 01:03:55.920
to give credit to her for doing that because

01:03:55.920 --> 01:04:00.780
she is the main reason why becky got huge yeah

01:04:00.780 --> 01:04:03.639
imagine imagine like because i think they were

01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:05.340
pushing naya at this point and they wanted naya

01:04:05.340 --> 01:04:06.980
to be the next big thing because she's rock's

01:04:06.980 --> 01:04:09.480
cousin and all of a sudden she punches one one

01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:11.599
errant freaking potato becky's got a crooked

01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:13.420
nose and all of a sudden the blood down her face

01:04:13.420 --> 01:04:15.739
and she's basically like and it's how becky reacted

01:04:15.739 --> 01:04:19.639
yeah It's Austin at WrestleMania 13 and the blood

01:04:19.639 --> 01:04:22.139
running down his face all over again. He's like,

01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:25.579
let's fucking go. She's like, let's fucking go.

01:04:25.940 --> 01:04:28.059
Let's do this. I'm going to bust my nose open

01:04:28.059 --> 01:04:31.139
so I can do that shit. It's kind of similar to

01:04:31.139 --> 01:04:33.639
the same, and I keep bringing this back. I know

01:04:33.639 --> 01:04:36.000
I've talked about it before, but with Becca and

01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:39.449
Charles Manson. Yeah. when she got busted open

01:04:39.449 --> 01:04:43.190
and the whole crowd was up on Becca after that.

01:04:43.329 --> 01:04:45.489
It was like, we want to see you beat the shit.

01:04:45.570 --> 01:04:47.849
She's not. She's pissing blood out of our face.

01:04:48.269 --> 01:04:51.150
What's that? I've never seen that match. How

01:04:51.150 --> 01:04:52.630
have you never seen that? That's such a good

01:04:52.630 --> 01:04:54.670
fucking match. I didn't say it wasn't. I've just

01:04:54.670 --> 01:04:56.190
never seen it. It's just one of those ones that

01:04:56.190 --> 01:04:58.630
just never crossed my radar. No offense to Becca

01:04:58.630 --> 01:05:02.010
or Charles. She was fucking up. She was up so

01:05:02.010 --> 01:05:07.360
much with that. Thank you, Naya, for fucking

01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:12.000
up and pushing Becca. Really, side note, Becca

01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:15.239
reminded me of B3Boys. B3Boys reminded me of

01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:22.960
the show last Sunday at the Expo. So, Bufa, he's

01:05:22.960 --> 01:05:29.929
wrestling Hazard. So there's a spot where he

01:05:29.929 --> 01:05:31.630
gets Hazard hooked up and he walks him around

01:05:31.630 --> 01:05:33.710
the ring for people to chop him. And he looks

01:05:33.710 --> 01:05:36.170
at me and I'm like, no. Because I'm like, if

01:05:36.170 --> 01:05:39.090
I chop, I got to throw a full chop. Do you want

01:05:39.090 --> 01:05:42.530
Paul to kill me later? Yeah, right. I'm like,

01:05:42.570 --> 01:05:46.210
dude, I'm a wrestler. He looked at me and I think

01:05:46.210 --> 01:05:48.469
he realized what he was about to ask. And I was

01:05:48.469 --> 01:05:50.690
just kind of like, and he's like. Yeah, exactly.

01:05:52.389 --> 01:05:54.869
Cause that would be the same. Like, no, I'm not

01:05:54.869 --> 01:05:56.710
going to like, I'm going to rule a shit wrestler.

01:05:56.809 --> 01:05:58.130
I'm not going to fucking drop him. He's going

01:05:58.130 --> 01:06:00.309
to be pissed. I would have, I probably would

01:06:00.309 --> 01:06:02.289
have pulled it and just make a nice sound and

01:06:02.289 --> 01:06:04.690
just an exit, you know, just make it real. Ah,

01:06:04.809 --> 01:06:07.869
but I, yeah, no, uh, Joey Foss got a good hit

01:06:07.869 --> 01:06:11.050
it. Oh, teach that motherfucker how to throw

01:06:11.050 --> 01:06:13.730
a chop. Like he got, he's got the wind up, but

01:06:13.730 --> 01:06:16.230
it's like impact is zilch. It's like, dude, man,

01:06:16.329 --> 01:06:19.639
you gotta get on that shit. Kind of like that.

01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:23.420
Yeah, as you fuck up your mic there. That's annoying.

01:06:23.940 --> 01:06:33.420
I don't know how I can do that. She brings up,

01:06:33.500 --> 01:06:38.440
she brings, she brags about taking Ronda's match

01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:44.510
with Becky away for TLC. She'll take Rousey's

01:06:44.510 --> 01:06:48.289
title too. Ronda is also at this point in time.

01:06:49.969 --> 01:06:52.349
Everybody's behind her because it's Ronda Rousey.

01:06:52.369 --> 01:06:59.550
However, she is garbage. So bad. So fucking bad.

01:07:01.250 --> 01:07:04.469
I'm going to be honest too. I fucking hate Ronda

01:07:04.469 --> 01:07:11.829
Rousey. Just because of her attitude. So when

01:07:11.829 --> 01:07:14.070
she started in WWE, I was like, oh, cool. You

01:07:14.070 --> 01:07:15.989
know, Ronda Rousey. I know she's a badass in

01:07:15.989 --> 01:07:18.269
UFC. Gets knocked out in UFC in, what, three

01:07:18.269 --> 01:07:22.130
minutes? I was like, oh, okay. She was undefeated

01:07:22.130 --> 01:07:24.210
for the longest time and then got her ass kicked

01:07:24.210 --> 01:07:26.369
and then just whined about it for fucking six

01:07:26.369 --> 01:07:28.989
months. Yep. And then she went to WWE and like,

01:07:29.130 --> 01:07:32.030
oh, cool. And then the fans turned on her. It

01:07:32.030 --> 01:07:35.510
happens. It's called the fans sometimes turn

01:07:35.510 --> 01:07:36.829
on the pretty thing. And then she whined about

01:07:36.829 --> 01:07:40.530
it. But she should have. I was like, oh, they

01:07:40.530 --> 01:07:42.409
don't like me. Fuck you. I'm going to go beat

01:07:42.409 --> 01:07:45.369
the shit out of everyone and prove to you I'm

01:07:45.369 --> 01:07:47.630
the best damn woman in the ring. And that would

01:07:47.630 --> 01:07:50.190
have been the perfect heel turn. Have her just

01:07:50.190 --> 01:07:52.110
start cracking heads. And here's a better thing.

01:07:52.329 --> 01:07:54.269
They finally figured it out later when they put

01:07:54.269 --> 01:07:56.789
her with Shayna. Have them as like the daughters

01:07:56.789 --> 01:07:59.179
of destruction or whatever. Right. There you

01:07:59.179 --> 01:08:01.500
go. I just booked that. Would have been perfect.

01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:05.159
That way, Rhonda doesn't have to take the pins.

01:08:05.340 --> 01:08:07.340
Shanna can take the pins. Or they just continuously

01:08:07.340 --> 01:08:13.380
kick ass. I understand. It's not fun getting

01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:18.119
booed. However... the fun of it is hey you're

01:08:18.119 --> 01:08:20.279
gonna boo me i'm gonna give you a reason to boo

01:08:20.279 --> 01:08:24.619
yeah that's the fun part it's like it's like

01:08:24.619 --> 01:08:27.220
oh you you're gonna boo me i'll give you a fucking

01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:30.520
reason to boo me like that shit like that but

01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:33.500
yeah just i'm not it's like whined about everything

01:08:33.500 --> 01:08:38.119
it's like indian island or um indian falls island

01:08:38.119 --> 01:08:42.729
falls there we go um Randy wanted me to be a

01:08:42.729 --> 01:08:44.850
heel that night. I was like, I haven't been a

01:08:44.850 --> 01:08:46.689
heel in over a year. How do I do this again?

01:08:47.710 --> 01:08:50.270
The crowd cheered me. I came out and they were

01:08:50.270 --> 01:08:55.170
like, I feel it. I was like, you guys suck? They're

01:08:55.170 --> 01:08:58.439
like, oh, you're that guy tonight. Alright. Show

01:08:58.439 --> 01:09:01.560
it on purple. And that's the funny thing about

01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:04.100
the main crowd. It's like, oh, we like him. It's

01:09:04.100 --> 01:09:07.380
like, oh, he's a bad guy tonight. Boo. I bet

01:09:07.380 --> 01:09:09.300
if I would have walked out to purple to the Seawolves

01:09:09.300 --> 01:09:12.020
music, oh, he's that guy tonight. Dude, that

01:09:12.020 --> 01:09:14.779
would have been popping. I probably would have

01:09:14.779 --> 01:09:17.960
got cheered. I do have purple gear being designed

01:09:17.960 --> 01:09:21.939
right now, actually. So I will have purple gear

01:09:21.939 --> 01:09:29.079
again at some point in the future. Yeah. What's

01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:33.939
funny? Exactly. I scratch and save and I will

01:09:33.939 --> 01:09:38.159
get... You hear people yelling at me. I just

01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:41.619
got the pink and the gold set and I haven't worn

01:09:41.619 --> 01:09:45.560
either of them very often. And you're getting

01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:48.899
new gear already. I have it designed and I have

01:09:48.899 --> 01:09:51.060
it to my gear maker. I haven't paid for anything

01:09:51.060 --> 01:09:58.640
yet. The wild shit. You got half your money,

01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:01.579
sir. I'm not paying for all that shit. That's

01:10:01.579 --> 01:10:06.060
if we do the wild shit anymore. Book the wild,

01:10:06.220 --> 01:10:09.680
guys. Come on. I don't want to do whole matches

01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:13.319
by myself anymore. It's tiring. Which is hilarious

01:10:13.319 --> 01:10:16.119
because it was the exact opposite when Levi left.

01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:18.180
You're like, I want to do single shit for a while.

01:10:20.020 --> 01:10:22.159
Actually, the funniest part is I was talking

01:10:22.159 --> 01:10:25.359
to Aiden Agro about it. He's like, motherfucker,

01:10:25.819 --> 01:10:27.760
this shit's tiring. This is why I like having

01:10:27.760 --> 01:10:29.859
a tag partner. I can just tag out and take a

01:10:29.859 --> 01:10:34.859
breather. I was like, I know, right? We'll start

01:10:34.859 --> 01:10:39.960
cracking up. I was like, I miss it too. Single

01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:44.260
matches are hard. I know, man. I wish I would

01:10:44.260 --> 01:10:46.800
have been on the show with you guys, but that's

01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:49.340
okay. Nobody knew I was back. That's my fault.

01:10:49.560 --> 01:10:52.899
I was working, man. No, I'm not mad about it.

01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:54.619
I was mad at it at first, and then I was like,

01:10:54.659 --> 01:10:56.960
oh, yeah, I probably should have. That's my bad.

01:10:58.819 --> 01:11:01.180
We'll break JP's leg, and you can tag in for

01:11:01.180 --> 01:11:04.220
him. Yeah, I might just show up just to show

01:11:04.220 --> 01:11:06.279
up. Then we can take on the pathway again, and

01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:08.890
we've never done that before. Yeah, right. That's

01:11:08.890 --> 01:11:10.489
what I'm saying. I might show up, just show up,

01:11:10.510 --> 01:11:13.489
but I won't ask for any money. If you want to

01:11:13.489 --> 01:11:16.250
do a little rolling spot, I'm down the road.

01:11:16.369 --> 01:11:19.850
It doesn't fucking bother me a bit. Yeah, I was

01:11:19.850 --> 01:11:20.770
going to say, if you're just showing up, dude,

01:11:20.810 --> 01:11:24.850
don't ask for money. Well, no, but... Oh, if

01:11:24.850 --> 01:11:27.970
you do something, you're saying. No, not just

01:11:27.970 --> 01:11:30.090
that, but people have done that. They've given

01:11:30.090 --> 01:11:33.430
you money just doing a fucking spot. No, I don't

01:11:33.430 --> 01:11:37.399
need... I'm saying it as a... I'm not asking

01:11:37.399 --> 01:11:43.159
for money. I know people do. I'm down the road.

01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:45.680
It's okay for me to just do a spot. You don't

01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:47.840
need to pay me. I took my children to the wall

01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:51.720
and came over. Right, exactly. It's crazy that

01:11:51.720 --> 01:11:53.720
some people require payment for just this fucking

01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:58.220
spot. I remember somebody paid us for just doing

01:11:58.220 --> 01:12:00.800
a spot and that pissed me off so bad. I told

01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:03.220
them, no, I want to work tonight. I don't want

01:12:03.220 --> 01:12:06.659
to be paid just to do a roll -in. I want to work

01:12:06.659 --> 01:12:08.300
tonight. And he's like, no, I'm sorry. He's like,

01:12:08.380 --> 01:12:11.420
okay, it's your money. He's like, I'd rather

01:12:11.420 --> 01:12:16.819
fucking, you know, actually do work, but whatever.

01:12:17.100 --> 01:12:20.399
I always want to work a match, honestly. I joke,

01:12:20.500 --> 01:12:21.920
I don't care if the match is four minutes. I

01:12:21.920 --> 01:12:23.340
don't care if the match is 20 minutes. I'd rather

01:12:23.340 --> 01:12:26.500
not a 20 -minute match. But, you know, if you're

01:12:26.500 --> 01:12:28.180
going to pay me to do something, let me work

01:12:28.180 --> 01:12:35.899
a match, you know. Simple. Exactly. But we got

01:12:35.899 --> 01:12:38.359
this segment where we had fucking Naya and Ronda

01:12:38.359 --> 01:12:40.159
comes out and they're just pitching at each other,

01:12:40.239 --> 01:12:45.359
which then leads to another brawl. Again. Fucking

01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:51.699
terrible. Terrible. Very terrible. Fucking Ronda

01:12:51.699 --> 01:12:57.920
is... Oh, that didn't work. Cat, you cut out

01:12:57.920 --> 01:13:03.340
again. I'm a cat. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can

01:13:03.340 --> 01:13:05.600
hear you now. Okay, she needs some acting. Maybe

01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:09.340
it's my mic. Maybe my mic's down too low. She

01:13:09.340 --> 01:13:11.460
needs some acting skills or something, because

01:13:11.460 --> 01:13:17.100
it's just... It's 5 .30, by the way, on Saturday.

01:13:17.720 --> 01:13:19.840
I don't think Ronda has faced her worst day yet.

01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:22.319
Show starts at 5 .30 on Saturday? Different show.

01:13:22.399 --> 01:13:25.619
Sorry, I was talking about MPW. That's early,

01:13:25.779 --> 01:13:29.739
though, for MPW. That's fine. Is it this Saturday?

01:13:30.479 --> 01:13:35.199
No, no, no, it's the 6th. But she will when she

01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:40.859
faces me at TLC. Ronda hasn't been the same since

01:13:40.859 --> 01:13:42.960
our first match. Is it just me or is it Nia?

01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:47.680
Her face is just kickable. Just want to boop

01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:50.319
right to her face. I don't know why. I just have

01:13:50.319 --> 01:13:53.439
that feeling with certain people. You just want

01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:56.399
to kick them right in the center of the face.

01:13:56.739 --> 01:14:03.420
Wow. You do you, man. You had those people, and

01:14:03.420 --> 01:14:04.939
I'm not going to say names that you would love

01:14:04.939 --> 01:14:06.939
to fucking put a boot to their face. Yeah, there's

01:14:06.939 --> 01:14:13.199
a few. Come on! I won the Battle Royal Evolution.

01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:15.340
I don't even know who the fuck this person is

01:14:15.340 --> 01:14:19.680
in the ring with. Tamina Snuka! She's with the

01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:25.810
company for like 20 years. Bullshit. I call bullshit.

01:14:25.890 --> 01:14:28.289
She's not been in the company for 20 years. Look

01:14:28.289 --> 01:14:31.930
up Tamina, dude. She started with the Usos for

01:14:31.930 --> 01:14:35.310
fuck's sake. The top of the mountain belongs

01:14:35.310 --> 01:14:38.850
to me. There must be a reason why she's not fucking

01:14:38.850 --> 01:14:41.250
around anymore because her face is not fucking

01:14:41.250 --> 01:14:45.170
rememberable. God damn it, Kat. You're going

01:14:45.170 --> 01:14:47.909
to make me look this up. What's that? You're

01:14:47.909 --> 01:14:50.189
going to make me look this fucking shit up. I

01:14:50.189 --> 01:14:53.699
want to go back again. Tamina. I know, we don't

01:14:53.699 --> 01:14:55.460
want to have JP around. JP is the one that's

01:14:55.460 --> 01:14:59.520
supposed to look good. Goddammit, JPizzle. Alright,

01:14:59.659 --> 01:15:05.579
pause for a sec. So, she started with the Usos

01:15:05.579 --> 01:15:10.880
in 2011, and she was with, she was in the WWE

01:15:10.880 --> 01:15:23.110
until... 2018. No, try 2023. Really? Yeah. I

01:15:23.110 --> 01:15:26.689
don't even remember her at fucking all. Actually,

01:15:26.770 --> 01:15:28.510
sorry. She was removed from the WWE's active

01:15:28.510 --> 01:15:31.789
roster in 2024, but remains signed to the company.

01:15:31.949 --> 01:15:34.529
She's still with the fucking company. Is she

01:15:34.529 --> 01:15:36.630
a backstage role or something? Yeah, I think

01:15:36.630 --> 01:15:37.949
at this point she's a trainer more than anything

01:15:37.949 --> 01:15:40.130
else. But still, she's with the company still.

01:15:40.750 --> 01:15:44.130
Jesus Christ. All right, let's just show the

01:15:44.130 --> 01:15:46.850
gimmick stealer over here. I give a damn about

01:15:46.850 --> 01:15:52.470
her reputation. I gave a damn about her application.

01:15:52.470 --> 01:15:54.229
What is with her makeup, man? That's the only

01:15:54.229 --> 01:15:55.689
thing that I was drumming out. She always wore

01:15:55.689 --> 01:15:58.109
the weirdest fucking makeup. Where's your knee

01:15:58.109 --> 01:16:00.369
pads? Where the fuck are your knee pads? I hate

01:16:00.369 --> 01:16:02.930
that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit.

01:16:03.029 --> 01:16:05.010
I hate that shit. You're going to destroy your

01:16:05.010 --> 01:16:05.930
knees. She's probably used to being on her knees

01:16:05.930 --> 01:16:07.750
for like MMA or something like that. Bro, bro.

01:16:07.949 --> 01:16:11.409
Oh, okay. I was like, where are we going with

01:16:11.409 --> 01:16:14.760
this? I don't need her. She can still fucking

01:16:14.760 --> 01:16:16.460
fight. I don't need her to beat the shit out

01:16:16.460 --> 01:16:18.680
of me and make my fucking remarks like that.

01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:21.159
No, she's done MMA shit. She's used to fucking

01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:23.939
being on the mat and scraping up her knees and

01:16:23.939 --> 01:16:26.039
shit. Big Cat meets Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey

01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:27.699
beats the shit out of Big Cat. We all take photos.

01:16:28.220 --> 01:16:30.640
She would. She would 100 % beat the shit out

01:16:30.640 --> 01:16:32.460
of me. I'm not going to fuck with her. Look at

01:16:32.460 --> 01:16:35.720
this homeboy. So there's a fan club guy here

01:16:35.720 --> 01:16:39.220
right next to Ronda's butt. The homeboy won over

01:16:39.220 --> 01:16:42.590
to his right. Yeah, dude, look at his face. He's

01:16:42.590 --> 01:16:46.750
like, why am I here? See, half the fucking people

01:16:46.750 --> 01:16:49.229
are staring up on the camera instead of the fucking

01:16:49.229 --> 01:16:54.130
ring. Sting about the drop -down? Yeah, what

01:16:54.130 --> 01:16:58.890
is that makeup? Do you get a bruise on the side

01:16:58.890 --> 01:17:03.069
of your fucking head? That's possible. I'm more

01:17:03.069 --> 01:17:04.550
looking at her eye makeup than her freaking red.

01:17:04.909 --> 01:17:06.630
It looks like someone did a creative character

01:17:06.630 --> 01:17:13.279
and just hit random makeup A. You are lucky that

01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:16.380
the time and the place and the person on the

01:17:16.380 --> 01:17:21.239
receiving end of that punch changed the history,

01:17:21.380 --> 01:17:26.920
the whole world, and made you the hashtag facebreaker.

01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:29.779
But that's where your luck has ran out. I forgot

01:17:29.779 --> 01:17:32.079
my line in the middle of it. That's what that

01:17:32.079 --> 01:17:38.869
look was. Changed the face. Yeah. level. It's

01:17:38.869 --> 01:17:43.250
just the same at one level. I'm going to beat

01:17:43.250 --> 01:17:45.430
you. You're lucky, Naya, because the punch heard

01:17:45.430 --> 01:17:48.829
around the world changed you to hashtag facebreaker.

01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:54.130
Something. I'm going to beat you. You're lucky

01:17:54.130 --> 01:17:58.210
that we cannot fight right now. I am the best.

01:17:59.010 --> 01:18:01.930
A simple whisper in the mic like, I'm going to

01:18:01.930 --> 01:18:04.210
whoop it. your fucking ass, you know? I mean,

01:18:04.229 --> 01:18:06.329
even like Eric Johnson was talking to us. It's

01:18:06.329 --> 01:18:12.689
like, like, like Eric Johnson, like the promo,

01:18:12.810 --> 01:18:14.909
like it's like they're here and then they're

01:18:14.909 --> 01:18:18.770
up here. Fucking like, like fucking levels. Like,

01:18:18.770 --> 01:18:22.430
yeah. Also, I know my promos are shit, but I'm

01:18:22.430 --> 01:18:25.810
just saying, but you get a good promo. Like people,

01:18:25.890 --> 01:18:29.029
like not everyone has all the skills in wrestling.

01:18:29.130 --> 01:18:30.270
Like if you have all the skills in wrestling,

01:18:30.310 --> 01:18:32.550
you're at this level. this level. There we go.

01:18:32.890 --> 01:18:34.229
You know, and some of the people at this level

01:18:34.229 --> 01:18:37.090
don't have all the skills, but we've done enough

01:18:37.090 --> 01:18:39.970
stuff where we can see, you can look at shit

01:18:39.970 --> 01:18:41.510
and be like, man, that kind of sucks. You know,

01:18:41.550 --> 01:18:43.789
even like you can't cut the best promo, you can

01:18:43.789 --> 01:18:46.189
still see here a bad one and be like, yeah, that's

01:18:46.189 --> 01:18:48.449
not that good because like we grew up on guys

01:18:48.449 --> 01:18:51.710
like Roddy Piper and like Hulk Hogan and like,

01:18:51.789 --> 01:18:54.590
you know, guys that could cut a fucking skill.

01:18:54.850 --> 01:18:57.369
Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Rock. These guys

01:18:57.369 --> 01:19:02.189
all could cut killer promos, you know? I had

01:19:02.189 --> 01:19:04.430
three different promos for ring wars. I didn't

01:19:04.430 --> 01:19:06.329
send them because they were just, I just hated

01:19:06.329 --> 01:19:09.189
them. I fucking hated them. I was so bad. Did

01:19:09.189 --> 01:19:11.409
the one that you, I filmed with you. I realized

01:19:11.409 --> 01:19:13.149
I called the belt and I fucked up and didn't

01:19:13.149 --> 01:19:15.930
send it to you and send it to me. And then I

01:19:15.930 --> 01:19:17.689
was like, I'll shoot another one. And then I

01:19:17.689 --> 01:19:19.329
got busy and I forgot to shoot another one. No,

01:19:19.409 --> 01:19:21.409
I like, I had two different, I had three different

01:19:21.409 --> 01:19:23.649
ones. I had the one at the venue, which Eric

01:19:23.649 --> 01:19:26.029
didn't like, which was like, I was like, okay,

01:19:26.050 --> 01:19:28.119
I'll do it. I was just trying to rush and try

01:19:28.119 --> 01:19:29.779
to give you something anyways. Yeah. Since we're

01:19:29.779 --> 01:19:33.880
at a venue, I wanted the scenery, you know, instead

01:19:33.880 --> 01:19:37.020
of, you know, typical indie wrestler fucking

01:19:37.020 --> 01:19:40.439
sitting in car. Or typical indie wrestler sitting

01:19:40.439 --> 01:19:44.060
in front of this Funko Pop collection. Hi. So.

01:19:44.979 --> 01:19:47.760
I'm going to whoop your ass. And then I got,

01:19:47.779 --> 01:19:50.899
I just got this character idea, but I didn't

01:19:50.899 --> 01:19:52.720
like both the promos that I did. I was like,

01:19:52.760 --> 01:19:56.069
nope, this is fucking shit. I'll get a promo

01:19:56.069 --> 01:19:58.770
chat guest over right now. Talk about breaking

01:19:58.770 --> 01:20:01.229
my arm off a three -legged table. Can't stand

01:20:01.229 --> 01:20:03.130
apparently a little motherfucker. You're going

01:20:03.130 --> 01:20:05.949
to make me snip this and fucking put it out there

01:20:05.949 --> 01:20:09.350
tonight, aren't you? No, I don't care. But I

01:20:09.350 --> 01:20:12.069
will beat him up for that interpromotional title.

01:20:13.210 --> 01:20:17.130
See, he doesn't realize that he... He does the

01:20:17.130 --> 01:20:18.789
same thing everyone else does with me. They underestimate

01:20:18.789 --> 01:20:20.590
me. They're like, oh, he's the old guy. He can't

01:20:20.590 --> 01:20:23.710
do anything. And then I will procededly throw

01:20:23.710 --> 01:20:25.510
you around that ring for 20 minutes and see how

01:20:25.510 --> 01:20:27.510
you feel at the end of it after I snap you in

01:20:27.510 --> 01:20:30.810
half and take your belt. Yeah. I'm facing Adam

01:20:30.810 --> 01:20:33.250
Ricker, who thinks he's the big man who's been

01:20:33.250 --> 01:20:35.729
away for over five years. So we'll see what happens.

01:20:35.909 --> 01:20:39.789
He did, to be fair, he did, with the help of

01:20:39.789 --> 01:20:42.229
Jimmy Limits, beat us for those tag titles. Yeah,

01:20:42.289 --> 01:20:43.989
but he had the help of Jimmy Limits. I'm just

01:20:43.989 --> 01:20:46.210
saying, brother. He hasn't had a singles match

01:20:46.210 --> 01:20:48.270
in over five years. Watch out. Watch out. Fucker's

01:20:48.270 --> 01:20:50.890
squirrely, man. Just watch out. Because I stand

01:20:50.890 --> 01:20:55.239
guard on top of this mountain. And at TLC, I

01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:57.680
am going to rip your arm off and slap Charlotte

01:20:57.680 --> 01:21:00.359
Flair across the face with it. Okay, that was

01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:02.420
good. That was a good line. That was good. That's

01:21:02.420 --> 01:21:04.579
what I want right there. I'm going to rip your

01:21:04.579 --> 01:21:06.659
arm off and slap Charlotte Flair across the face

01:21:06.659 --> 01:21:10.020
with it. Okay, that line works. So eager to fight

01:21:10.020 --> 01:21:16.439
tonight. And you know I was born ready. And we're

01:21:16.439 --> 01:21:20.439
back going. Unless you and the monolithic mute

01:21:20.439 --> 01:21:24.989
have a hot double date tonight. Oh, maybe that's

01:21:24.989 --> 01:21:26.390
why she wasn't talking because she was actually

01:21:26.390 --> 01:21:29.609
a mute. No, no, no. Tamina couldn't promo to

01:21:29.609 --> 01:21:31.510
save her life. She actually had a very bad promo.

01:21:31.789 --> 01:21:33.550
She's intimidating, she's got a good look, and

01:21:33.550 --> 01:21:36.789
she's athletic. She could not promo. She could

01:21:36.789 --> 01:21:38.970
not. That's why when she was with the Usos, the

01:21:38.970 --> 01:21:43.090
Usos did all the talking. Okay. How do you like

01:21:43.090 --> 01:21:50.729
a shot at the champ? Right here, right now. Brother.

01:21:51.989 --> 01:21:58.899
Brother. Brother. You two should kiss. She got

01:21:58.899 --> 01:22:06.659
a puncher. What was that? What was that? What,

01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:09.199
the little turn? I don't know. I'm just listening

01:22:09.199 --> 01:22:11.060
to the yes chant. I miss the yes chant, Daniel

01:22:11.060 --> 01:22:18.560
Bryan. Watch. Watch this. Say his name and he

01:22:18.560 --> 01:22:24.229
appears. It's a Joe Henry turn. I believe. No,

01:22:24.289 --> 01:22:28.189
no, no, no, no. Yeah, I got that from nine jacks

01:22:28.189 --> 01:22:35.369
in 2018. Rhonda, I could beat you right here,

01:22:35.409 --> 01:22:39.569
right now. Let's get a ref out here. Let's go.

01:22:40.210 --> 01:22:44.770
I just got finished washing Becky Lynch's crusted

01:22:44.770 --> 01:22:50.390
blood from my knuckles. And as a matter of fact.

01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:53.720
We do have a hot double date. Stop making excuses

01:22:53.720 --> 01:23:00.359
and fight. I'm not. I am not making excuses.

01:23:01.479 --> 01:23:07.439
I'm just stalling for time. So, okay. Here's

01:23:07.439 --> 01:23:10.880
my thing with Naya. Naya is not a small girl.

01:23:11.140 --> 01:23:14.760
She's not. She's one of the biggest, one of the

01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:17.460
bigger girls. She's tall. She's a big cat. You

01:23:17.460 --> 01:23:21.130
know, she's what? She's a big catty. Yeah. Okay.

01:23:22.710 --> 01:23:29.010
Yes. Why does she sound like a Valley girl? Like

01:23:29.010 --> 01:23:31.149
this is what the Bella twin should sound like.

01:23:31.149 --> 01:23:36.590
I don't know. You know, I'm sorry. Alexa bliss

01:23:36.590 --> 01:23:38.909
should sound like that. Like, Oh my God. Like

01:23:38.909 --> 01:23:41.510
totally for sure. Okay. So like, I'm totally

01:23:41.510 --> 01:23:45.569
installing for time. Because my girl over here

01:23:45.569 --> 01:23:46.850
is going to jump your ass. We're totally going

01:23:46.850 --> 01:23:48.529
to double date. No. You sound like a valley girl,

01:23:48.590 --> 01:23:54.109
man. Sound tough. Sound like your size. It's

01:23:54.109 --> 01:23:56.470
like. Yeah, it sounds like your size. I'm going

01:23:56.470 --> 01:23:59.170
to beat you. No, not quite like that. But you

01:23:59.170 --> 01:24:01.409
know how people tell you to work your size? It's

01:24:01.409 --> 01:24:05.189
the same thing. And Kat's dying over here. So

01:24:05.189 --> 01:24:07.670
he makes fun of me. I'm making a point. And now

01:24:07.670 --> 01:24:13.489
he's dying. but no jack's going like oh no but

01:24:13.489 --> 01:24:15.569
more like instead of that oh my god like okay

01:24:15.569 --> 01:24:18.090
okay you know i know what you're saying but just

01:24:18.090 --> 01:24:20.029
you know this is looking at me all right like

01:24:20.029 --> 01:24:23.350
you know all right i'm gonna smack you across

01:24:23.350 --> 01:24:24.970
your little mouth or something you know just

01:24:24.970 --> 01:24:27.670
drop your voice a little bit be like be intimidating

01:24:27.670 --> 01:24:30.529
you're you're you're four inches taller than

01:24:30.529 --> 01:24:32.109
her you can tell just looking at him the ring

01:24:32.109 --> 01:24:35.449
naya's like you know naya's here ronda's here

01:24:36.859 --> 01:24:38.640
It's like when I stand next to Jason in the ring.

01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:41.840
I feel short. I hate feeling short. Then I suplex

01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:45.140
him on his head. And, folks, I can suplex Jason

01:24:45.140 --> 01:24:48.180
Maverick. I've done it. Oh, boy. Rock and roll,

01:24:48.279 --> 01:24:57.300
boys, baby. Oh, 90. Oh, and another fucking.

01:24:58.439 --> 01:25:04.119
That's right, squad. So out of the three of those,

01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:05.859
there's one of them that's so rich in WWE. It's

01:25:05.859 --> 01:25:11.439
one of the pink girls. Natalya came down to help

01:25:11.439 --> 01:25:14.100
out Ronda. Ambush. Where did the Riot Squad even

01:25:14.100 --> 01:25:21.319
come from? Poor Natty. Where did the Riot Squad

01:25:21.319 --> 01:25:23.979
even come from? Oh, man. Natty is so good. Did

01:25:23.979 --> 01:25:26.600
you see her stuff in, I think it was GCW, when

01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:29.729
she was just Natty? No Natalia Neidhart. She

01:25:29.729 --> 01:25:36.289
was just Natty. Holy crap. She was badass. Yeah,

01:25:37.329 --> 01:25:40.029
that's right. I forgot. I have to rewatch that

01:25:40.029 --> 01:25:42.250
because she did some fucking crazy shit. Okay,

01:25:43.029 --> 01:25:48.789
so we can skip half that. The rest of those playlists,

01:25:48.829 --> 01:25:50.529
I was like, I'm not watching anything with Drake

01:25:50.529 --> 01:25:55.180
Maverick. I said Maverick. Drake Maverick. We

01:25:55.180 --> 01:25:58.060
have to watch this. Because apparently he pisses

01:25:58.060 --> 01:26:04.479
on fucking Bobby Roode's robe. Oh, okay. I thought

01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:07.800
it was one where the AP was threatening him and

01:26:07.800 --> 01:26:10.560
he peed himself. Remember that? Yes, I did remember.

01:26:11.140 --> 01:26:13.560
He had a pee thing. Well, he had a pee thing.

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.960
That fucking pee is awesome. I'll still pee.

01:26:18.090 --> 01:26:23.170
So, yeah, Drake Mavitt says the WWE Universe

01:26:23.170 --> 01:26:25.649
laughed at him last week and 99 % of people never

01:26:25.649 --> 01:26:31.270
experienced true fear. And that they all would

01:26:31.270 --> 01:26:33.449
do the same thing if they were threatened by

01:26:33.449 --> 01:26:35.569
something. This is literally talking about him

01:26:35.569 --> 01:26:40.390
pissing in pants last week. He says he'll install

01:26:40.390 --> 01:26:47.149
that fear in Gabe and Rude tonight. So then we

01:26:47.149 --> 01:26:52.609
get a backstage Alexa Bliss. Backstage, Alexa

01:26:52.609 --> 01:26:56.829
tells Sasha and Bayley that they didn't see eye

01:26:56.829 --> 01:27:01.909
to eye, but that if it wasn't for them, the Raw's

01:27:01.909 --> 01:27:08.770
woman wouldn't have one Survivor Series. Alexa

01:27:08.770 --> 01:27:12.949
says she wants to know them better. This is the

01:27:12.949 --> 01:27:17.829
Q &A thing, which is fucking... Terrible. Fucking

01:27:17.829 --> 01:27:23.470
terrible. I'm trying to be quick here. Jeez,

01:27:23.630 --> 01:27:25.609
we might have to do a part two for this. Yeah,

01:27:25.609 --> 01:27:27.949
we're going to have to do a part two. It's already

01:27:27.949 --> 01:27:31.210
almost 10 o 'clock. Yeah, I got to work in the

01:27:31.210 --> 01:27:34.470
morning. Okay, so we'll do a part two some other

01:27:34.470 --> 01:27:37.689
time. I didn't realize how fucking late it was.

01:27:37.729 --> 01:27:46.119
Holy shit. We'll finish off with the... With

01:27:46.119 --> 01:27:48.979
the questionnaire, I'm going to see if I can

01:27:48.979 --> 01:27:51.779
find that. It might not be in this playlist.

01:27:52.140 --> 01:27:57.779
Sorry, sorry, kids. Don't be neon. Amber Moon,

01:27:57.979 --> 01:28:02.060
Kurt, No Way Jose, Dolph Ziggler. No Way. Right

01:28:02.060 --> 01:28:11.039
here. No Way. Jose. No Way. This is so bad. No

01:28:11.039 --> 01:28:14.920
Way. Jose. That was this whole theme song. It

01:28:14.920 --> 01:28:19.420
just kept repeating. No way. Jose. No way. Jose.

01:28:20.340 --> 01:28:22.640
Oh, that's what I should have called. I can't

01:28:22.640 --> 01:28:24.340
believe you've already been an hour and a half.

01:28:24.600 --> 01:28:26.300
Well, dude, we shot the shit for a half an hour.

01:28:26.659 --> 01:28:30.180
Oh my God. I forgot. That's what I should have

01:28:30.180 --> 01:28:31.960
called. Jay George. I've been like, listen, rip

01:28:31.960 --> 01:28:36.729
off. No way. Jose. Or Discount No Way Jose. I

01:28:36.729 --> 01:28:40.310
still love the one I called Randy Walker, Discount

01:28:40.310 --> 01:28:41.670
Larry Huntley. That was still one of my favorite

01:28:41.670 --> 01:28:45.449
promos I ever got. I was like, I don't need a

01:28:45.449 --> 01:28:47.930
Discount Larry Huntley coming out here. And the

01:28:47.930 --> 01:28:50.229
best part is Randy knows Larry pretty well. And

01:28:50.229 --> 01:28:52.390
I can watch it on his face. He's trying so hard

01:28:52.390 --> 01:28:55.609
not to laugh. And I was like, yes. It's like,

01:28:55.670 --> 01:29:03.149
oh my God. It's like the show last Thursday.

01:29:04.430 --> 01:29:06.390
When Storm hit me with something and he's like,

01:29:06.409 --> 01:29:07.829
he hit me with the five knuckle shuffle, actually.

01:29:08.250 --> 01:29:11.050
He's like, one, two, I kick out. And he's like,

01:29:11.170 --> 01:29:12.789
what are you talking about? I put the power of

01:29:12.789 --> 01:29:16.029
a thousand hoochies in that. And you can see

01:29:16.029 --> 01:29:17.829
me on camera. You can hear me, actually. You

01:29:17.829 --> 01:29:19.270
can hear me and see me on camera. I put my arm

01:29:19.270 --> 01:29:21.710
over my face and I start laughing. And I hear

01:29:21.710 --> 01:29:24.210
Paul, the cameraman. Paul's like, Andy, Andy,

01:29:24.310 --> 01:29:29.630
Andy, stop fucking laughing. And you can see

01:29:29.630 --> 01:29:31.149
me, you can see the whole scene. I turned and

01:29:31.149 --> 01:29:33.170
I looked right at the camera because I was like,

01:29:33.189 --> 01:29:35.069
he talked to me. So I was like, I was just cracking

01:29:35.069 --> 01:29:38.810
up. But it was just like, Storm has this tendency.

01:29:39.250 --> 01:29:42.170
He's so fucking good at this too. Of making you

01:29:42.170 --> 01:29:45.430
break when you least expect it. Like a lot of

01:29:45.430 --> 01:29:47.229
the guys in the ring will like, they'll do shit.

01:29:47.229 --> 01:29:49.149
And then, you know, they'll catch you and you'll,

01:29:49.149 --> 01:29:50.729
you might crack a smile, but Storm had just,

01:29:50.829 --> 01:29:54.510
just, he's so fucking numb. Just the shit he

01:29:54.510 --> 01:29:57.090
says. And you're just like, what the actual fuck

01:29:57.090 --> 01:30:04.810
Storm? I'm just like, what the? What the fuck?

01:30:05.789 --> 01:30:13.649
Arm over my face. I'm cracking up. What are you

01:30:13.649 --> 01:30:17.670
going to do? I just let him play in the background.

01:30:17.750 --> 01:30:27.600
Probably the smart move. Yeah, we're professional.

01:30:27.699 --> 01:30:32.800
I keep yawning. So here comes Sasha Banks and

01:30:32.800 --> 01:30:35.180
Bayley, which I forget. I missed the fucking...

01:30:35.180 --> 01:30:40.439
Don't you feel, Bayley? Yeah. Someone asked her...

01:30:40.439 --> 01:30:44.439
I don't remember who it was, but someone asked

01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:46.039
her, like, are we ever going to see that again?

01:30:46.140 --> 01:30:48.340
And she's like, nope, nope. I've moved on past

01:30:48.340 --> 01:30:53.520
that. And I'm like, aww. Yeah. Those are fucking

01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:56.600
annoying. The what? After a while, having those

01:30:56.600 --> 01:30:58.840
inflatable things. I bet they were fucking annoying.

01:30:59.380 --> 01:31:01.699
Yeah, but I miss the whole Bailey with the ponytail

01:31:01.699 --> 01:31:08.819
and the... Yeah. And Bailey's bush. Yeah. I miss

01:31:08.819 --> 01:31:14.859
that. And then, of course, Vince. Bailey. Oh,

01:31:14.859 --> 01:31:16.739
Bailey's supposed to have childlike wonder, right?

01:31:16.920 --> 01:31:19.979
She's supposed to have fun and be childlike.

01:31:20.640 --> 01:31:22.420
Oh, we're going to make her a toddler, brother.

01:31:22.920 --> 01:31:27.060
Great. Thanks, Vince. Yeah, thanks, Vince. It's

01:31:27.060 --> 01:31:30.020
got to be. It's got to make money. Make me money.

01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:32.260
Well, Vince, you're making it like a five -year

01:31:32.260 --> 01:31:33.659
-old. They ain't going to make any money. Money!

01:31:33.979 --> 01:31:37.600
Okay, Vince. Shit. Okay, Grandpa. Go to the home.

01:31:38.140 --> 01:31:40.779
It's time to go to the home. Time to go home,

01:31:40.899 --> 01:31:44.479
Grandpa. Oh, yes. You can have golden eggs for

01:31:44.479 --> 01:31:48.260
breakfast, Grandpa. I got shit in my gold toilet.

01:31:49.579 --> 01:31:51.319
I'm waiting for Shane's kids to be like, okay,

01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:55.279
Grandpa, we're putting you in the home now. Triple

01:31:55.279 --> 01:32:01.699
H's kids, okay, Grandpa. They're all girls, too.

01:32:01.859 --> 01:32:04.619
That's the funniest part. I love that this bra

01:32:04.619 --> 01:32:08.260
is so terrible. We're just talking over it. It's

01:32:08.260 --> 01:32:10.739
garbage. You don't even have it on the screen,

01:32:10.819 --> 01:32:12.060
Kat, by the way. You just have it on the back

01:32:12.060 --> 01:32:14.779
screen. That would be helpful if I had it on

01:32:14.779 --> 01:32:16.659
the screen. So you'd probably know what the fuck

01:32:16.659 --> 01:32:18.500
I'm talking about. I wasn't even paying attention.

01:32:20.220 --> 01:32:24.140
You probably didn't hear anything. I don't care.

01:32:26.619 --> 01:32:29.260
She's bringing in fucking Bailey and fucking...

01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:35.060
I love it how you went with everything without

01:32:35.060 --> 01:32:39.079
fucking... I was actually watching it. I kept

01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:41.539
looking down. I could see it. I didn't realize

01:32:41.539 --> 01:32:44.180
you didn't have it on the big screen. I was like,

01:32:44.239 --> 01:32:45.739
it probably should be up here, shouldn't it?

01:32:46.020 --> 01:32:49.920
I was paying attention to the main monitor. There's

01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:57.550
13 Delts Bailey. Welcome, ladies. Who wants to

01:32:57.550 --> 01:32:59.710
ask the first question? I want to see your hands

01:32:59.710 --> 01:33:02.689
in the air if you have a question. Why is it

01:33:02.689 --> 01:33:08.149
so terrible? You look like you kind of have a

01:33:08.149 --> 01:33:12.270
question. Sir, you're just giving me a blank

01:33:12.270 --> 01:33:16.310
stare. I can't do anything. Oh, that's just your

01:33:16.310 --> 01:33:21.850
face. I'm so sorry. I know you have a question.

01:33:22.449 --> 01:33:28.279
That is a plant. Yeah, obviously. okay if either

01:33:28.279 --> 01:33:31.319
of you could change the raw women's division

01:33:31.319 --> 01:33:39.960
what would you do um well honestly i'm really

01:33:39.960 --> 01:33:42.239
proud of the women's division so i don't know

01:33:42.239 --> 01:33:44.819
if i would change anything i just hope that uh

01:33:44.819 --> 01:33:48.520
as superstars we get to continue to be given

01:33:48.520 --> 01:33:53.720
opportunity wow that was actually a great answer

01:33:53.720 --> 01:34:00.319
bailey Why are we doing a questionnaire on fucking

01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:05.159
Raw? I would ship your little butt back to SmackDown.

01:34:08.220 --> 01:34:12.699
That's no way to talk to a goddess. What a way

01:34:12.699 --> 01:34:15.899
to talk to somebody who's in charge. So are you

01:34:15.899 --> 01:34:18.319
talking about me or Bayley? Because she's definitely

01:34:18.319 --> 01:34:20.380
the one that's brought you down. I mean, you

01:34:20.380 --> 01:34:23.600
used to be Raw Women's Champion. Now you're...

01:34:26.109 --> 01:34:28.550
tag team with your best friend why don't you

01:34:28.550 --> 01:34:33.829
tell us about that we are a tag team and yes

01:34:33.829 --> 01:34:43.850
Bailey does she ever let you talk even though

01:34:43.850 --> 01:34:45.250
she did ask you a question don't worry about

01:34:45.250 --> 01:34:47.310
it like you know what yeah exactly even though

01:34:47.310 --> 01:34:50.270
she did ask you a question but whatever yeah

01:34:53.399 --> 01:34:56.579
uh the ai just answered it for me it's but they

01:34:56.579 --> 01:34:58.479
didn't give me a name it was just it just says

01:34:58.479 --> 01:35:00.359
an actress so they probably just found a local

01:35:00.359 --> 01:35:02.859
actress was like yeah ask this question yeah

01:35:02.859 --> 01:35:07.920
exactly alexa i wouldn't ship you back to smackdown

01:35:07.920 --> 01:35:12.600
i would ship you back to hell where you came

01:35:12.600 --> 01:35:19.340
from wow yeah mickey james oh wait a minute oh

01:35:19.340 --> 01:35:24.869
mickey james Oh. Dana Brooke. Where did that

01:35:24.869 --> 01:35:31.430
come from? Dana Brooke, who just was a TV champion

01:35:31.430 --> 01:35:33.949
a long time ago. It had to be. Without question,

01:35:34.010 --> 01:35:36.090
this is Alexa Bliss we're talking about. She's

01:35:36.090 --> 01:35:38.050
constantly looking for ways to set up Sasha.

01:35:38.989 --> 01:35:42.289
It's entirely possible that Nikki and Alicia

01:35:42.289 --> 01:35:44.430
and Dana went into business for themselves. There's

01:35:44.430 --> 01:35:47.130
no way. But you can't pin this on Alexa. Dana

01:35:47.130 --> 01:35:49.310
Brooks out here just trying to impress Alexa

01:35:49.310 --> 01:35:53.729
Bliss, trying to get an opportunity. Nice side

01:35:53.729 --> 01:36:00.720
of her. That was a nice side of Suplex. See,

01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:03.000
Alexa Bliss simply wanted to galvanize the friendship

01:36:03.000 --> 01:36:06.399
between Sasha and Bayley. Didn't work. Fat chance,

01:36:06.560 --> 01:36:11.819
sister. Yeah, you dumb bitch. Fat chance, sister.

01:36:11.899 --> 01:36:15.439
Yeah, you dumb bitch. Johnny Primer when we need

01:36:15.439 --> 01:36:19.939
him. All right. Yeah, we're going to have to

01:36:19.939 --> 01:36:23.439
do a part two because this is a weekday. This

01:36:23.439 --> 01:36:26.539
is why we do Fridays so that we can go along

01:36:26.539 --> 01:36:29.420
with time. I didn't realize this is how long

01:36:29.420 --> 01:36:32.100
it's going to take us to do this. We still got

01:36:32.100 --> 01:36:37.680
Seth Rollins fucking his open challenge. Oh,

01:36:37.739 --> 01:36:45.500
God. The main event, the Bob Roob shit. Oh, my

01:36:45.500 --> 01:36:47.420
God. There's a whole Reddit thread on this, dude.

01:36:47.890 --> 01:36:50.729
That's what I'm reading. Oh. Yeah. The Reddit

01:36:50.729 --> 01:36:54.470
thread? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. That's explaining,

01:36:54.590 --> 01:36:57.590
I think. This is fucking WCW. It has to be. Russo

01:36:57.590 --> 01:36:59.149
is back in creative. I can't understand what's...

01:36:59.149 --> 01:37:01.449
Oh, no. I'm not reading that. I'm just reading

01:37:01.449 --> 01:37:04.750
the post. So, I don't know. No, I'm reading the

01:37:04.750 --> 01:37:06.109
comments. These are great. Oh, the comments.

01:37:06.409 --> 01:37:12.600
Yeah. Oh, let's see. Yeah, this is fucking WCW.

01:37:12.600 --> 01:37:15.279
This is back in Korea. Yeah, I saw. But damn,

01:37:15.340 --> 01:37:16.939
who's trolling the revival? I was putting these

01:37:16.939 --> 01:37:22.859
handicap matches. I told you. I tell you, man.

01:37:23.079 --> 01:37:25.640
Yeah. So we'll have to do a part two on this

01:37:25.640 --> 01:37:29.279
sometime. We'll have to come back to it, or I'll

01:37:29.279 --> 01:37:31.600
have to finish it out, whatever. Yeah, we can

01:37:31.600 --> 01:37:34.060
do part two. Maybe we'll get JP Otizzle in the

01:37:34.060 --> 01:37:37.000
next one. Something like that. This is nice about

01:37:37.000 --> 01:37:40.600
Rumble. Yeah. We can watch this shit. Yeah. Yeah.

01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:42.579
She was more awesome. That way we can actually

01:37:42.579 --> 01:37:44.899
be like, you know, shit like this. Probably as

01:37:44.899 --> 01:37:46.159
we can't cut any of this, put it on YouTube.

01:37:46.340 --> 01:37:47.800
Almost it was stuff where we're just talking

01:37:47.800 --> 01:37:50.239
about stuff. So yeah, the only, the only way

01:37:50.239 --> 01:37:53.899
we can fucking, uh, have this is on, uh, the

01:37:53.899 --> 01:37:55.619
podcast and you wouldn't be able to see anything.

01:37:55.800 --> 01:38:00.779
So, um, uh, Spotify and shit like that. So, but,

01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:04.779
uh, do you plugs? You can find me on all social

01:38:04.779 --> 01:38:06.779
media platforms at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. That

01:38:06.779 --> 01:38:11.060
is D -O -T -D -N -I -X. That is YouTube, Facebook,

01:38:11.239 --> 01:38:16.479
Instagram, TikTok, all sorts of other places.

01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:20.640
I don't know where else to say, honestly. Sorry,

01:38:20.800 --> 01:38:23.340
I hiccuped right there. My bad. Twitter, of course.

01:38:24.039 --> 01:38:26.579
Blue Sky. No, Instagram. I already said Instagram.

01:38:27.609 --> 01:38:30.590
Um, you can also find me on promising tees .com

01:38:30.590 --> 01:38:33.069
slash D O T D Knicks. Please buy my shirts. I

01:38:33.069 --> 01:38:34.550
have not sold a shirt in a while and I'd like

01:38:34.550 --> 01:38:37.250
to sell a couple of shirts. Um, I actually need

01:38:37.250 --> 01:38:38.750
to make some bring them to shows with me. Anyway,

01:38:38.789 --> 01:38:43.090
um, you can find me for the wrestles, uh, tomorrow

01:38:43.090 --> 01:38:45.930
night, ring wars, Bert Brewer, Maine. We're in

01:38:45.930 --> 01:38:47.409
Brewer still, right? Yeah. We're in Brewer, Jeff's

01:38:47.409 --> 01:38:49.909
catering, the, uh, location of the venue, which

01:38:49.909 --> 01:38:52.250
is location. So we're at Jeff's catering in Brewer.

01:38:52.890 --> 01:38:56.109
I take on Chad Casanova, the twig, where I will

01:38:56.109 --> 01:38:58.229
drop him on his little brainy head about half

01:38:58.229 --> 01:39:01.069
a dozen times and take that nice shiny belt from

01:39:01.069 --> 01:39:05.109
him. And then Saturday will be Phoenix. I get

01:39:05.109 --> 01:39:08.010
him Brewer again, I guess. Yeah, I guess I did

01:39:08.010 --> 01:39:10.149
Brewer again. So I'll be back in Brewer on Saturday

01:39:10.149 --> 01:39:12.430
for Phoenix Pro Wrestling, where I don't know

01:39:12.430 --> 01:39:14.829
what the hell I'm doing quite yet because I asked

01:39:14.829 --> 01:39:17.109
for a card the other day to maybe set up the

01:39:17.109 --> 01:39:21.750
music, Johnny Primer, and I get nothing. So that'll

01:39:21.750 --> 01:39:26.020
be fun. Next week, the 28th, Black Friday, MEW

01:39:26.020 --> 01:39:28.720
returns to Franklin, Maine, and I will be there

01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:31.560
with a pie -eating contest. Don't ask me why.

01:39:31.779 --> 01:39:35.960
I don't make this stuff up. And after I beat

01:39:35.960 --> 01:39:37.720
J .P. O 'Reilly in a pie -eating contest, sorry,

01:39:37.779 --> 01:39:40.039
J .P. O'Tizzle, I'm going to beat up Stormy Savage

01:39:40.039 --> 01:39:45.619
once again and get back my MEW Maine State Championship.

01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:50.539
Then, of course, on the 29th, I will be in Farmington

01:39:50.539 --> 01:39:53.920
to go hang out with good old cousin Larry at

01:39:53.920 --> 01:39:56.840
North Atlantic Wrestling Association. And then

01:39:56.840 --> 01:39:59.680
December 5th will be Gino's down in Portland.

01:39:59.800 --> 01:40:02.439
That'll be all sorts of fun. And December 6th

01:40:02.439 --> 01:40:04.760
will be Maine Professional Wrestling, Maine Premier

01:40:04.760 --> 01:40:06.699
Wrestling. Professional Wrestling, Maine Premier

01:40:06.699 --> 01:40:10.579
Wrestling. Indian Island. Cool thing about that

01:40:10.579 --> 01:40:12.380
one, guys. If you are listening and you're coming

01:40:12.380 --> 01:40:15.770
to that show, bring some toys. It is a help out

01:40:15.770 --> 01:40:18.390
the kids, bring a toy, I believe unwrapped, of

01:40:18.390 --> 01:40:22.789
course, and donate it and help out the kids for

01:40:22.789 --> 01:40:25.770
Christmas, of course. The old song, do they know

01:40:25.770 --> 01:40:27.390
it's Christmas after all? We want them to know

01:40:27.390 --> 01:40:29.729
it's Christmas because no one should go without

01:40:29.729 --> 01:40:34.109
something cool for Christmas. And then December

01:40:34.109 --> 01:40:36.930
19th, Sanford for NAWA and to finish out the

01:40:36.930 --> 01:40:40.609
year, December 27th, we'll be at Skip's down

01:40:40.609 --> 01:40:46.109
in Buxton. If it doesn't snow. The reason why

01:40:46.109 --> 01:40:48.909
I'm not taking out state bookings until... It's

01:40:48.909 --> 01:40:52.890
not out of state. It just skips. That's the main

01:40:52.890 --> 01:40:56.069
reason why I'm not asking for anything in fucking

01:40:56.069 --> 01:41:01.649
mass or anything like that. If it snows, I don't

01:41:01.649 --> 01:41:03.789
like to drive in snow. I have a Subaru. I have

01:41:03.789 --> 01:41:06.329
good tires on my Subaru. I still don't want to

01:41:06.329 --> 01:41:10.489
drive in that shit. I don't like driving in snow.

01:41:10.960 --> 01:41:13.039
in my area. I don't know how I'm going to fucking

01:41:13.039 --> 01:41:16.060
travel to... I don't drive to work if it's snowing,

01:41:16.060 --> 01:41:19.539
and I've done it. Oh my god. I did it Monday.

01:41:19.859 --> 01:41:24.039
It was not fun. Oh, Monday was fine. It rained

01:41:24.039 --> 01:41:27.319
down here. But last year, there was a day...

01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:30.640
Last year, there was a day it snowed, and it

01:41:30.640 --> 01:41:33.199
was snowing like cats and dogs, and I came home

01:41:33.199 --> 01:41:37.279
for lunch. and I hit my brakes by my driveway,

01:41:37.359 --> 01:41:40.100
and I slid 50 yards past my driveway, and I was

01:41:40.100 --> 01:41:42.460
like, that just happened, and the worst part

01:41:42.460 --> 01:41:44.100
is I can't back up. There's cars coming, so I'm

01:41:44.100 --> 01:41:45.760
like, okay, so I go, and I go down the little

01:41:45.760 --> 01:41:48.479
hill past my house, and I turn in the driveway

01:41:48.479 --> 01:41:49.659
at the bottom of the hill, and I go to go back

01:41:49.659 --> 01:41:51.439
up the hill, and I'm spinning the entire way

01:41:51.439 --> 01:41:53.100
up the hill. I'm like, am I going to make this?

01:41:53.699 --> 01:41:55.920
I made it, thankfully, but it was just a little

01:41:55.920 --> 01:42:02.119
scary. Calus to Machias on Monday was fucking...

01:42:03.189 --> 01:42:07.109
Oh, I bet. I bet. Oh, my gosh. And I went out

01:42:07.109 --> 01:42:10.449
late hoping that the roads would be plowed. Road

01:42:10.449 --> 01:42:13.710
not plowed. Road not plowed. And with a Class

01:42:13.710 --> 01:42:17.770
B truck, it has weight, but not enough weight

01:42:17.770 --> 01:42:21.050
when it's almost empty, which mine was. Yeah.

01:42:21.130 --> 01:42:24.329
So it's basically like a giant fucking sail.

01:42:24.890 --> 01:42:28.109
At that point. And yeah, it was not fucking fun.

01:42:28.250 --> 01:42:30.850
I'm fucking white knuckling for over an hour.

01:42:31.430 --> 01:42:36.289
Did you, did you go to the show in, um, it was

01:42:36.289 --> 01:42:41.109
callous. The, the, the, the, the, um, Mike Turner,

01:42:41.229 --> 01:42:45.649
Colson show in Turner last year, last year, year

01:42:45.649 --> 01:42:49.760
before. Might have been. I don't remember if

01:42:49.760 --> 01:42:52.800
you were there or not. I threw Ben into the bleachers.

01:42:52.880 --> 01:42:55.100
You weren't there. No, I wasn't there. Driving

01:42:55.100 --> 01:42:59.279
back from that, it started to flake. I was like,

01:42:59.359 --> 01:43:01.760
okay, cool. I looked at Larry. They were tearing

01:43:01.760 --> 01:43:02.779
the ring down. I'm like, Larry, I'm going to

01:43:02.779 --> 01:43:03.939
get going because I don't want to get caught

01:43:03.939 --> 01:43:05.539
in this. Larry looks at me and is like, nope,

01:43:05.579 --> 01:43:06.720
100 % understandable. We'll see you tomorrow

01:43:06.720 --> 01:43:07.899
night. I was like, all right, cool. I say, I

01:43:07.899 --> 01:43:09.020
wave bye to everyone real quick. I wave bye to

01:43:09.020 --> 01:43:12.539
everyone. I get on the road. Of course, I'm going

01:43:12.539 --> 01:43:14.720
from Calais to Ellsworth. and it's a pretty much

01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:16.800
a straight shot because you basically go straight

01:43:16.800 --> 01:43:18.640
across and bang left and then you kind of right

01:43:18.640 --> 01:43:24.199
it is literally whiteout conditions it is snowing

01:43:24.199 --> 01:43:27.279
sideways and it is snowing hard i get behind

01:43:27.279 --> 01:43:31.239
a truck luckily for half the drive home hi jasper

01:43:31.239 --> 01:43:35.079
um that was my dog so i get the i get behind

01:43:35.079 --> 01:43:37.520
the truck for about halfway home the truck pulls

01:43:37.520 --> 01:43:41.579
off and i'm just like oh shit And yeah, it was,

01:43:41.579 --> 01:43:43.640
that was one of those situations. And miles an

01:43:43.640 --> 01:43:46.100
hour, hoping that you don't go off. Yeah. Yeah.

01:43:46.199 --> 01:43:47.659
I was like, I couldn't see the road. I was like,

01:43:47.739 --> 01:43:50.119
I'm like, I'm going to stay kind of this side

01:43:50.119 --> 01:43:52.000
of the road. If I see anything coming, I'll go

01:43:52.000 --> 01:43:56.279
over a little bit. So yeah, that's, I hope I'm

01:43:56.279 --> 01:43:58.079
on the, like, I think I'm on the road. Like,

01:43:58.079 --> 01:44:01.000
so what I didn't know is that hotel rooms first,

01:44:01.039 --> 01:44:02.520
we could have just stayed there and I should

01:44:02.520 --> 01:44:05.060
have just fucking stayed there. So why didn't

01:44:05.060 --> 01:44:07.350
he mention about the hotel? He did, but I was

01:44:07.350 --> 01:44:08.529
like, no, I'll just drive home because I thought

01:44:08.529 --> 01:44:09.989
it was just going to be flaky the entire ride

01:44:09.989 --> 01:44:13.390
home. Okay, a little bit of fluff. No big deal.

01:44:14.569 --> 01:44:18.310
I'll pick the hotel. No big deal. Next time I'll

01:44:18.310 --> 01:44:20.390
be like, I'll call Sam. Stay here. I'll see you

01:44:20.390 --> 01:44:23.550
in the morning. Bye. I know her well enough.

01:44:23.590 --> 01:44:27.069
She'd be like, okay. Don't die. That's cool that

01:44:27.069 --> 01:44:29.090
they had the hotels for you. Well, it was for

01:44:29.090 --> 01:44:30.710
the guys that were going to do the next show

01:44:30.710 --> 01:44:33.770
the next day because it was Harrington, so it

01:44:33.770 --> 01:44:36.970
was about an hour drive between the two. Or half

01:44:36.970 --> 01:44:39.529
hour? I can't remember. But it was the Dome show

01:44:39.529 --> 01:44:41.789
on the next day, which I think you were at in

01:44:41.789 --> 01:44:44.689
February. I don't remember. Probably, maybe.

01:44:44.949 --> 01:44:48.689
I don't know. It's been a long time. Big Cat

01:44:48.689 --> 01:44:53.890
Tyler Adams on TikTok. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh.

01:44:54.630 --> 01:44:59.060
Ow, now. Ow, now. Gotta get a new mic on. Apparently.

01:44:59.140 --> 01:45:05.479
Tyler Adams on TikTok and Instagram, Tyler Adams

01:45:05.479 --> 01:45:09.460
on Facebook and Twitter. You can catch the show

01:45:09.460 --> 01:45:12.260
live on YouTube, but we might be doing some more

01:45:12.260 --> 01:45:14.380
Rumble shows because this is nice not having

01:45:14.380 --> 01:45:20.659
to edit everything. Live, usually on YouTube

01:45:20.659 --> 01:45:22.579
every Friday night, p .m. Eastern Standard Time.

01:45:23.159 --> 01:45:25.279
And of course, if you can't watch this live,

01:45:25.319 --> 01:45:28.539
you can always check out the... audio, uh, podcast

01:45:28.539 --> 01:45:31.420
on Spotify and everything else. And of course

01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:34.199
you will want to support the show, uh, brain

01:45:34.199 --> 01:45:36.560
buster teased, uh, dot com slash per sessions.

01:45:36.619 --> 01:45:43.159
You can buy our merch. Um, and, uh, Oh, sorry.

01:45:43.789 --> 01:45:46.850
I was counting out matches and I realized I'm

01:45:46.850 --> 01:45:48.890
going to make a shirt that says Dylan Nix, your

01:45:48.890 --> 01:45:52.770
ADHD is showing. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was listening,

01:45:52.810 --> 01:45:55.569
but I'm just doing something else. Dude, I have

01:45:55.569 --> 01:45:59.369
the worst ADHD and I, I apologize to friends

01:45:59.369 --> 01:46:01.789
and family about it. Yo, seriously. I got like,

01:46:01.829 --> 01:46:03.489
I remember getting report cards. If you played

01:46:03.489 --> 01:46:06.350
yourself, I'm like, I can't, I can't sit still.

01:46:06.949 --> 01:46:10.189
Yeah. I was also born in the eighties before

01:46:10.189 --> 01:46:13.760
fucking ADHD was a thing. So. Well, it was always

01:46:13.760 --> 01:46:15.779
a thing, but before it became, you know. I have

01:46:15.779 --> 01:46:21.119
meds I don't take, so I get you. I used to take

01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:22.939
meds for anxiety, and I hated it because it shut

01:46:22.939 --> 01:46:24.579
my emotions off, and I fucking hated that shit.

01:46:25.300 --> 01:46:29.939
Yep, and that's, yeah, I understand that. But

01:46:29.939 --> 01:46:32.539
anyways, yeah, we all are. We'll catch you guys.

01:46:32.680 --> 01:46:35.079
I fucking know because next week's is Thanksgiving,

01:46:35.239 --> 01:46:37.659
so I have no clue. We might not have no show

01:46:37.659 --> 01:46:41.220
next week. I will be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

01:46:41.420 --> 01:46:44.939
I'll be around. Wednesday night, I will not be

01:46:44.939 --> 01:46:47.260
around. I'll be up north. Thursday, I have to

01:46:47.260 --> 01:46:50.239
do a Tuesday show. Thursday, I have to do a Tuesday

01:46:50.239 --> 01:46:54.180
show. Friday's going to be MEW. Saturday's going

01:46:54.180 --> 01:46:58.989
to be Larry. Maybe Sunday. Yep. Or maybe Sunday.

01:46:59.710 --> 01:47:01.369
Sunday I'm going to send you an apple pie that

01:47:01.369 --> 01:47:04.989
I just left over. I know. I got a full apple

01:47:04.989 --> 01:47:08.310
pie too myself. Turkey in an apple pie. I'm going

01:47:08.310 --> 01:47:11.869
to be fucking... Yo, we go to my sister's for

01:47:11.869 --> 01:47:14.949
Thanksgiving. I know. Dude, we go to my sister's

01:47:14.949 --> 01:47:16.489
for Thanksgiving and I put on 20 pounds every

01:47:16.489 --> 01:47:22.789
time. I'm like Jabba the Hutt. Andrews, I don't

01:47:22.789 --> 01:47:25.630
agree with you. Alright, well, we'll catch you

01:47:25.630 --> 01:47:30.760
guys up. Yeah, let's get the fuck... All of this,

01:47:30.840 --> 01:47:36.060
because this is... Hold on. Because this is...

01:47:36.060 --> 01:47:39.840
Where's my outro? There it is. I was going to

01:47:39.840 --> 01:47:41.380
say, because this is Rumble, I don't have my

01:47:41.380 --> 01:47:43.739
outro and stuff set. Can't get nothing planned.

01:47:44.060 --> 01:47:47.439
Can't get nothing planned. In the words of Red

01:47:47.439 --> 01:47:55.739
Dog, kawaii. Love, Eva. Percession signing off,

01:47:55.800 --> 01:47:58.479
but we ain't saying goodbye Keep it this much,

01:47:58.520 --> 01:47:59.859
still reaching for the sky