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look unhinged in our video entrance videos. I
don't know. I don't know. Seriously, all unhinged.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode
of Per Sessions Wrestling Podcast. I'm your host,
the Mane of Mane, where you can catch the live
show usually every Friday, 9 p .m. Eastern Standard
Time on YouTube. However, today we're on Rumble
for a special reason. Yeah, because we're going
to launch. Oh, hi, I guess. Yes, it's myself.
I was getting there. I didn't, I, I hadn't had
the opportunity to, but I'm here today with Dylan
next to nautical nightmare. Maybe some other
guys will be jumping in. But we got three weeks
of Friday shows. Oh my God. Yes. So yeah, tomorrow's
ring wars. Tomorrow's ring wars. We'll talk about
all this too. Next Friday is MEW. Yep. And black
Friday. Black Friday, yeah. Which is this crazy,
I don't know why he would think that it would
be okay to start to do a show Black Friday. No,
no, actually, Black Friday shows work, because
what happens is everyone gets up at fucking butt
-ass early in the morning, everyone's shopping,
after about, what, two in the afternoon, what
are you doing, right? And you're kind of like,
oh, well, they're all shopping, let's go drink,
and hey, wait, the Brassel, let's go watch the
Brassel. I mean, I guess so. That's not a bad
plan. And then it's IWE December 5th. Oh, that's
right. IG knows that night, so. Yeah, and you
have Geno. So we're going to have to figure something
out for a few weeks. But I wanted... Oh, shit.
So we decided to do something different today.
I wanted to cover what is believed to be the
worst raw... WWE Raw and possibly in history.
You do know the first Raw, the main event was
Undertaker versus Damian Demento, right? What's
that? The first Raw. The first Raw? The first
Monday Night Raw. The main event was the Undertaker
versus Damian Demento. And how did that go? Dude,
that was 25 years ago. I don't remember what
I did for lunch, dude. Oh, shit. Honestly, I
kind of remember it. I undertake a one -off.
Speaking to Mendo, I mean, come on. Yeah. Venom,
frigging fangy. Is your mic? I'm sorry. I might
be. Hold on. Yeah, I was going to say, you're
kind of low. You might be connected to your desktop
phone. I feel like I'm loud. Hold on. Hold on.
Yeah, let me. I hit the wrong button. Um, cause
I use same stuff last week. Um, it messed with
all my settings and then my, everything was,
uh, used for, is that better? Yes. That's why
now you're coming through your mic. There you
go. That's it. I was on the wrong thing. Um,
that's fine. And my, look, my echo cancellation
is actually on much better. Yeah, that's it.
So yeah, I tried to find this episode today.
For us to watch. To listen to. To get ready for
this show. And this episode. Does not exist.
And someone didn't watch it anyway. But I tried.
Every website. I tried looking at Peacock. I
tried Netflix. Everywhere I could go. Including
the sites. That usually just stores them. Like
Dailymotion. Nobody had this episode. I'm thinking
what probably happened was WDB, Triple H is probably
like, all right, so we're going to go and delete
this from history. Well, that could be a possibility
because looking at IMDB, this had a 3 .6 rating
out of 10. I've watched movies with those ratings.
They're usually like the made for Amazon ones.
And you're like, let's watch this. And it's like,
wow, that was garbage. And the cage match rating
gave it a 1 .24 out of 10. Damn. Yeah. That's
better than some of my matches. I'm picking on
myself. I'm picking on myself. Oh, you said it.
I'm on Cage Match? I don't know if I have ratings.
I'm on Cage Match, too. I'm so excited. I'm 41
years old, apparently. And somebody is updating
my shit, which is also crazy. It's Joey. It's
Joey. Joey's doing my shit. Little Joey Nails.
He does it. He admitted it to me. He does it.
Yeah. We were at the dojo one night. He's like,
hey, do you get the results for that show? I
went up to the Cage Match, and I was like, it's
you, you little shit. He's like... Yeah. Well,
thank you little Joe for updating. I had a feeling
it was him. So yeah. Yeah. By the way, I said
this off air and my ADHD is taking over. Sorry.
It was a long day. Whoever decided that the blue
raspberry sour blue raspberry mix I have should
taste like fucking blueberries. May you rot in
hell. So the main reason to, by the way, get
back to this. The main reason why we're doing
this on rumble. Is because it's hard to just
explain everything without having... Because
we can't. We can't show any footage of this.
So it would just be us talking about it. And
for the fact that, you know, there's barely anything
to do with this and what we have is just YouTube
clips. We kind of need to see everything. Let's
watch the show and see how bad it is. I got two
hours to go. Well, if I had the show, but we
got clips. Oh, okay. We got clips. That's fine.
We got clips of the show. That's the only thing
that exists of the show. It's just the clips
that were put on for WWE. And the funny thing
is, too, is that after, like today, because I
sent you guys the thing, the clips on Wednesday.
Yeah. Or Tuesday. Yeah. I went to go back, look
for it. I couldn't find it. It's a conspiracy
theory. Well, I mean, the show is so bad, they
don't want people to see it. So I actually had
to go. I had to go back in our messages and like,
oh, my God, please be here. And I clicked on
it. And thankfully, the playlist is still there.
So I don't know if they unlisted it. So people
wouldn't. Yeah, they're probably like, oh, crap.
So there's someone you post that thing from.
What was it? What culture did they put to do
something on it where it's like. Come check out
the horrible show and maybe the movies like take
them down now. If they did, this show was 2018,
so that article was when that happened. I don't
even remember what I was doing in 2018. I tell
you what, I wasn't watching WWE anymore. No,
I still was. Mostly pay -per -views. Like, I
would tune into the pay -per -views. Pay -per
-views only. That was about it. Yeah. Yeah, no,
2018. No, I started at the dojo in 2019, technically.
But I started with indie wrestling here in Maine
in 2018. Yeah. I don't know what I think at that
time I was trying to do. Yeah. I was trying to
get into MMA. Um, cause they had a, uh, class,
um, uh, in Brunswick where they did, uh, Brazilian
jujitsu and, uh, striking and all that shit.
Actually as much, honestly, sometimes I said,
you know, it's funny. Because I love, like, I
have friends that are like, oh, K -Bar not included
because K -Bar does both and he knows. But I
have friends that are like MMA guys. I'm like,
oh, man, I'm an MMA guy, man. I can punch in
the face for real. I'm like, yeah, that's fun
and all dandy. Do you fall down on the mat 20
to 30 times a night? No, shut up. If you do,
you wouldn't be doing it in MMA. Exactly. Yeah,
the MMA mats, your back would be like, oh, God.
No, seriously. Kids, I'm going to tell you straight
up, man. It's, you know, getting punched in the
face is no fun. I will 100 % say that. But getting
body slammed is no fun either. Taking a hate
bail from Jason Maverick is no fun. Those are
actually not bad, honestly. If you do them correctly,
it's not bad. All our moves, if you do them correctly,
are fine. But what happens when you don't do
them correctly and you land on your head and
your fingers go numb? I speak from fucking experience
on this one. That's true. I think I have a thick
neck. But yeah, so this was the time, the reason
why I stopped watching WWE, because this was
the time where it was more promos and everything
else than it was actually wrestling. Welcome
to Monday Night Raw. 30 -minute promo. 4 -minute
match. 30 -minute promo. 4 -minute match. Really?
2 -minute match. 4 -minute promo. 5 -minute promo.
God damn it. And I think even this year, I think
there was even one show. where they only had,
like, one match, and the whole rest of the show
was just promos, backstage segments, and all
that shit. I remember, so, in 2013, 2012, I'll
say. 2012, 2013 is where it was. It was 2012,
actually. I was living with my ex -wife in Massachusetts,
and I would come home, because I worked 3 -11s.
I worked at the hotel 3 -11. And Monday nights,
I would come home, and I'd DVR Raw. I'd come
home and watch Raw, and I'd literally go, fast
forward, and show's done. Yeah, exactly. If a
wrestler came on that I liked, that I wanted
to watch, like say back in 2012. I don't remember
who was big back then. It was Cena, right? Oh,
cool. I'll check out the Cena match. Yeah, cool
Cena. But if he was on SmackDown at that point,
because I think he was on SmackDown at that point,
literally I'd fast forward through Raw. I'd be
like, okay, let's watch the Gale Kim versus Trish
Stratus match because Gale Kim and Trish Stratus
are hot. But I mean, it's the same thing. It's
like a lot of those, a lot of the stuff from
20, I want to say 2010 to 2018, 2019, somewhere
in that area. It's just, it was Vince. It was
Vince and Kevin Dunn. And then you're watching
Kevin Dunn go cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut every two seconds. Like Kevin, I'm going
to become epileptic if you freaking don't stop
that. I would say it was more like 2012 through
2018. 2012, yeah. Before the pandemic is when
it was really fucking bad. So kind of cool going
back and seeing who the roster was in 2018. Let's
see. Akeem. He's not there anymore. There's a
lot of guys that are here and here. I see Alicia
Fox. All I can think is Noam Darg going, Alicia
Fox! But the biggest problem with... Is there
anyone you actually worked with that I'm looking
at now? uh i mean leo rush is here that's true
leo rush is here uh oh go up for a second i want
i'm gonna bitch about one thing real quick so
uh one two three four five six six in uh connor
right connor and victor were the ascension now
the ascension in nxt where they're just two guys
that just destroyed everything or freaking cool
as hell right awesome music man they came out
it's just this gothic like we will kill everything
They go up to the main roster and Vince is like,
we're going to make them demolition. Yes. I'm
like, we're going to make them the Legion of
Doom. I remember that. That was so bad. That's
a bad plan, man. And then they just became basically
jobbers. Jobbers. Yeah. They're one of the best
tag teams in NXT. They held the title for like
over a year. They were great. And you're going
to make them jobbers? Why? And yeah, they come
out like, oh yeah, we're better than LOD. No,
dude, don't do that. Don't. No. No, because guess
what? Even Demolition's like, you know, Demolition
knew what they were. If you listen to Barry and
Bill talk, they were like, yeah, we knew we were
kind of a copy, but we wanted to make it our
own thing too, you know? So they became their
own version. They became Demolition. They're
not, they weren't LOD 2 .0, but no, they wanted
the Ascension to be LOD 2 .0, which was not good
for them. right exactly so yeah so if you can
see this no no i 100 agree with you if you could
see with this there's not like any star power
like you like main event star power um i know
uh randy randy orton was injured at this time
yeah um as well as oh my god otis when he had
a last name yeah otis had a last name did you
see um uh gable chad gable yeah He had long hair,
which was fucking weird. I think American Alpha
was around at that time. It was Gable and Jordan.
Another great tag team. Samoa Joe, there's some
star power, man. If they used him right. He might
have been injured. I was trying to look at this
of the injuries. Ember Moon, Drew Mack. This
is pre... No, he just came back at this point.
Yeah. Uh, for our, again, should have been bigger
than he was. Yeah. This is a huge problem. And
this is what people had problems too. So, um,
like looking at the injuries for 2018, uh, I
could have sworn there was a lot more that I
had, but apparently, uh, but I, I know that,
um, we had Roman reigns who just announced that
he had leukemia and he left. And this is when,
uh, they decided to put Dean Ambrose heel and
do all this shit with someone about that. Oh
yeah, that they thought it was a work? Yeah,
so I'll tell that story real quick. So this guy
on Facebook, yes, it was on Facebook. I argue
with that guy on Facebook. It was my own stupid
fault. This guy's like, when Roman came back,
it was a work. He didn't lose any muscle mass.
Roman actually was smaller when he came back.
He wasn't significantly smaller, but he was a
bit smaller. You can definitely even tell now.
Yeah, he thinned out. He looks thick. Yeah, he
thinned out is what it was. He was still muscular,
but he was not as bulky as he was when he left.
And there's like, well, he doesn't lose any hair
either. And I'm like, dude, not all leukemia
makes you lose your hair. You know how I know
this? Well, I was going to say the type of leukemia
that Roman has, my mom has. I'm somewhat familiar
with it. And plus, he has a fuckload of money.
I'm pretty sure if he started losing his hair,
he probably had everything in his son to make
sure he didn't lose his hair. I'm sure he did
lose some hair. It does happen, but he's not
going to look like me. Right, exactly. Especially
now you can tell because his face is very thin.
It's very bony and stuff like that. And that's
the shitty thing about leukemia. It's something
that you'll basically have for the rest of your
life. You carry that around. Go down. Who's that
homeboy right there? I can't tell who that is.
Right next to Goldust. Who is that? Gran Metalik.
Okay. You have no fucking clue. Gran Metalik
was good. I don't remember. Like I said, this
is about the time where I stopped watching. 2017,
2018. Because it was so fucking bad. I remember
most of these guys. I remember Grand Metal League,
Heath Slater. I remember Hideo Itami. Kenta,
of course, Hideo Itami. I forgot Jeff and Matt
Hardy was here. Yep, yep. 2018, I think, was
the end of their run. They got done just after.
I think they came back for WrestleMania. I want
to say WrestleMania 2017. I might be wrong. And
that was the big surprise for the New Day. Where
the hell are the New Day, actually? For the New
Day, yes. They might have been on SmackDown.
This is just raw. Okay. Do it? Yeah, I'm going
to say they're on SmackDown. Let me see. Okay.
Oh, oh. Cat's getting phone calls. I was going
to say, I can't control the screen, folks. So,
oh, there we go. Oh, there's AJ Styles. Freaking,
okay, Becky Lynch is around, Baron Corbin. Daniel
Bryan was big at this point. Shinsuke. My problem
is I see names here that I'm just like, these
guys are names. People should know who the hell
they are. Right, but there's no star power behind
them. That's the thing. I was trying to explain.
Roman Reigns. Billy Kay. I forgot. This is also
the time where they did both SmackDown and Raw.
Merged together. Kane, Jinder Mahal. I can't
remember. I don't mind Junior Cain, though. Was
that the year that Cain came out in the Rumble?
I can't remember what year it was, but it was
Cain. No, because I think it was Corporate Cain.
And him and Big Show just kept eating people
of the top rope. I was just like, what am I watching?
And it was like, literally, it was the most boring
Rumble. And I'm talking like, I watched Rumbles
where Brock Lesnar eliminates half the thing
by himself. He's like, me Brock, me eliminating
people. You know? I don't even see the New Day.
I saw Kofi right there. Yeah, but I don't see
Xavier. Yeah, but I don't see Xavier. I wonder
if Xavier was still in NXT at this point. That's
possible. Yeah, there might have been just before.
Oh, freaking there's War Raiders. There's a piece
of crap. Sorry. Oh, we're going to get it to
him later on. Lars Sullivan. Because he was very
promoted in this fucking... Oh, Mauro Ronaldo.
What a great freaking announcer. Too bad they
couldn't have kept him. Oh, man. Oh, is Toni
Storm still here? I think she's up on the main
roster at this point. Ha! Go up for a second.
Punishment Martinez. Dude, third row up. Right
next to Peyton Royce. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't
that fucking Damien Priest? Yes. Yeah. That was
his Indian name. Oh, yeah. Damien Priest. Yeah.
So did Xavier Woods had an Indian name? Yeah.
Well, no. He didn't have an Indian name. He did
have a name in NXT. Not NXT. TNA. That was Consequences
Creed. and he used to dress like Apollo Creed.
I forgot the red, white, and blue boxer shorts
on. Shayna Baszler, Shane Thorne. Fun fact, that
was almost one of my ring names until I realized
someone was using it. I could have sworn. Keith
Lee. Drew McIntyre was also on the main show.
Why is he on NXT? That might have been when he
was coming up. Bobby Fish. I don't know. Big
Cassman. There's a lot of names here I know,
which is fun. Dash Wilder, which you may know
as Cash... Is it Cash Wilder now? Did you just
switch Dash to Cash? Yeah, I think it did. But
anyways, yeah, so as I was trying to explain,
there's no Randy Orton's out for injury. I think
he had a shoulder tear or something like that,
if I remember correctly. Orton had bad shoulders
forever today, so I'm not surprised. Kevin Owens
was out with his shoulder and back had bruised
ribs and stuff from Extreme Rules. Liv Morgan
suffered a dislocated shoulder. Jeff Hardy suffered
a knee injury, which kind of sucks because I
think this was the year that Jeff Hardy was out
for so long. And then released because he had
a drug problem. Ray Mysterio was out with a bicep
surgery. Samoa Joe suffered a foot injury that
required surgery. And B .E. suffered a neck injury.
Was it 2018 that he suffered a neck injury? One
of his neck injuries. His one from Ridge Holland
was in 2023, I believe. That was the one that
put him on the shelf. Yeah, that's the one that
basically got his career over. Yeah. So with
Roman's gone, and this is one of the biggest
problems with WWE this time is because they needed
another John Cena. Yeah. They needed another
John Cena because at this time, John was out
doing movies and stuff like that. He was basically
done with WWE, just doing appearances here and
there. So they put all their money in the basket,
all their eggs in the basket for Roman Reigns.
And then find out that Roman has leukemia again
and he's gone. So now there's nothing. There's
no top star. This is what was good back in the,
I don't even want to say as far back as the Attitude
Era, but I'm going to use Attitude Era. Because
like you had in the Attitude Era, you had Austin
and Rock. Those are your two main guys. Everyone
knows who Austin and Rock was, right? Finish
your point and I'll give you a reason of that.
But yeah, you had Austin and Rock. Cool. But
if Austin Rock weren't there, you had Triple
H, you had Kurt Angle, you had, you know, a lot
of other good wrestlers. The Undertaker, Mankind,
Mick Foley. Yeah, so you had those guys. And
even, like, you keep going down the roster, then
you get into, like, you know, the New Age Outlaws.
You got X -Pac, you got Kane, you got, you know,
and then you keep going down the roster, and
you got all these really good talent. And, like,
2018, don't get me wrong, has some freaking good
talent. The problem was, is there's no one going,
okay, go, go, go, go do things, go do things.
This is similar to the same issue that AEW is
having right now. Booking is fucking garbage.
Don't mind me. The point I was going to say with
that, as you were explaining that, is that the
reason why they were allowed to do all that stuff
is because there was basically It was a competition
with WCW. With ideas going to events, it was
basically we need to keep having star power.
You have this idea. We're going to try it on
TV. This is basically your one shot. If the crowd
is behind you, we're going to keep pushing you.
If not, fuck you. We're just going to continue
on. Vince also was Vince, and even if someone
did get over... And not 60. Yeah. Go watch Taz's
debut at the Rumble. Seriously. Was it the Rumble?
There was a lot of politics that got rid of Taz.
Well, the problem with that is, and I think his
name had three H's in it. It might not have been
him, but it might have been someone close. Basically,
they were like... You know, Taz is 5 '7", on
a good day. He's probably closer to 5 '6", actually.
And he's a legit powerhouse, and he can legit
throw people, honestly. In fact, the reason,
one of the things that got him, like, kind of
a little bit of trouble is when he gave Angle
the suplex and threw Angle completely over. He
didn't expect Angle to give him any help because
he's used to the ECW guys who wouldn't jump for
him. It's kind of like how I've gotten with suplexes
on certain suplexes where I'm like, I don't expect
people to jump. I'm just going to throw you.
Right. But, um, you know, and they're like, wow,
he's dangerous. No, he's just a fricking, he
just does shit, you know? Exactly. But no, it's
like, let these guys get over. Yeah. Well, then
that, and during that time also too, there was
a lot of fucking, it was, these guys are outside
like, cause WWE for the longest time was a like
cutthroat fucking. Yeah. fucking business it
was uh i want your spot yeah i'm gonna do everything
i can to get your spot you gotta consider guys
wouldn't even go out if they're injured uh for
a while it's like yeah you know oh i broke my
arm freaking cast it up i'm gonna work because
i knew if they left you know all of a sudden
you know all of a sudden here comes jim bob and
do his spot and i'm like right well there goes
that you know yeah like In indie wrestling where
I'm kind of like, I'll work shows. Yeah, that's
the thing about indie wrestling. I ain't got
a spot, brother. Everywhere it fucking works
hurt. It's like, you've got to make sure you
keep going and doing appearances because there's
always somebody there to take it. Yep, yep, yep.
But let's get in this fucking show. Half hour
in, I'd be no points at all. No, it's all good.
This is what's good about the podcast. This is
November 26, 2018. Like I said, had a 3 .6 rating.
That could be another reason, too, honestly,
why it was so shitty. November 26 is right near
Thanksgiving. I mean that, too, but the show
was garbage. Oh, yeah. It's terrible. 3 .6 rating
for IMBD. IMDB. Yes, that one. DB and 1 .24 out
of 10 for a cage match. So they start the show.
They kick off with Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre,
Bobby Lashley. In the ring, Corbin insults the
crowd for stuffing their faces over the holiday
while they treat their bodies like temples. Despite
all that, he wants them to say what they are
thankful for. Baron is thankful for the role
as general manager. Baron was general manager
at this time and oh my god, I hate the way that
he does his fucking promos and shit. He talks
like this. I'm going to fight you this weekend.
It was so bad. Baron was so fucking bad at this
time. You shouldn't pick on people for promos.
Listen, fucker. We're not talking about me. We're
talking about them people. I just had to. Go
ahead. I know I'm dying. Yeah, that's what you
get for bugging me. The irony of choking in water
with all the Aquaman stuff around me. Like this
little shelf right here is all Aquaman stuff.
Lashley is thankful for the beta males that sit
on that couch and let him dominate. And McIntyre
is thankful for beating... Yeah, I know. Speaking
of awful promos, have you ever heard of Lashley
talk? The boy's a physical specimen, and he's
great in the ring, but he's got negative charisma.
Yeah, we're going to watch that in a minute.
That's the only thing that we can have. And McIntyre
is thankful for beating... for the beating they
gave Braun Strowman last week, which... That's
another thing. He was out. Strongman. Whatever.
Fuck him. No, no, no. It's what Cornette calls
him. He calls him Brown Strongman. Strongman.
He had a, I think it was his surgery. He also,
another terrible promo. I'm getting my surgery
here at this hospital. I will be out. No, no,
no, no, no. It wasn't a hospital. It's a medical
facility. Medical facility. Vince. Vince Words.
It's medical facility, pal. Sounds more official.
He was also out for a long time, too. I forgot
about that. He's just going to hear me make fun
of him one day and sue my ass. I'll be like,
yeah, okay, Vince, take the nothing I got. Yeah,
right. Corbin says after that attack, we won't
be seeing Braun for a long time. He said the
camera crew down to whatever the fuck they are.
um benjamin whatever bingham um birmingham birmingham
thank you i can't read uh and i have glasses
on too so i have no excuses um to catch up uh
with brauno with the surgery the hospital uh
he says that his elbow would be he'll be up for
his elbow he'd rather be in milwaukee to beat
down these three spineless cowards the doctor
has never seen an injury like that. It's basically
just talk about the injury TLC and just, um,
Corbin discontinues on, and then the lights go
out and, uh, Elias comes out, right. Does a song
with Elias. And then they, um, Corbin sets up
a match with Bobby Lashley later in the night.
It's Millie walk. Hey, Millie walk in and plant
a, but, uh, you've seen Wayne's world, right?
Yes. Okay. It's been a long time, but I have,
I'm just making sure. Wayne's World. Wayne's
World. Party time. Excellent. I wish we had those
ratings. Quite a while. You completely cut out
there for a second. Oh, I did? I saw your lips
moving. I blame it on you. It's like the Mega
Traders song. If your lips are moving. So this
is the beginning segment. Like I said, this is
the only thing. We have little snippets of here
and there because the show, they don't want.
No, they went ET on it. For folks who know, Atari
released the AT &T ET game, and it sold so bad.
Buried thousands of copies of it in a landfill
in New Mexico, I believe it was I didn't know
that that's kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep
fucking Leo rush rockin right there. Oh see I
see Leo rush next lastly I can hear him go lash
me And that made me turn the channel You won't
be seeing Braun Strowman's face on Monday Night
Raw for a long, long, long, long time. But, but,
but, I happen to have a little bit of pull around
here, so that's not the case. I sent a camera
crew to Birmingham, Alabama, where Braun Strowman
is being prepped for surgery. So let's see what
the maimed monster had to say. I'm in Birmingham,
Alabama. As you can see. Getting ready to have
surgery. First of all, that's makeup. Second
of all, what always kills me is this monster
guy, right? That Superman tattoo always threw
me off. This is from a guy who has a Superman
tattoo, by the way. But I'm also not 6 '6 and
280, you know? Well, weight's close. We won't
go there. Yeah, that's definitely his makeup.
But he did actually suffer a legit surgery. I
think he actually ended up with a bone chip in
his elbow and actually needed surgery. So it
was legit. But that's definitely like a lot of
makeup for that. Yeah, a lot of makeup. That's
like when Cody tours Peck. I'm in Birmingham,
Alabama, as you can see. Yeah, because the doctor's
office, we can tell exactly where you're at.
Dude, he could be in Fort Kent, Maine for all
we know. That looks like every hospital room
on the planet. Right. On this. Oh, you can see
fucking... Oh, yeah, that's kind of gross. Yeah.
Okay, maybe it's a little bit of bacon. Actually,
what makes it look gross, it looks like it's...
tricep is bulging. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But I would much rather be in Milwaukee. Because
I know there's three spineless slimeballs in
Milwaukee right now that have some payback coming
to them. And my surgeon says I'm going to be
on the shelf for a little bit. Because he's never
seen an injury like this before. Nor has he ever
had to work on an arm this size. So I hope the
hospital has the tools and they can get in there
and figure this thing out. I will be back 100%.
And when I am, the attack on me last week and
the gore the surgeon's going to go through on
my surgery today are going to seem like paper
cuts compared to what I do to Corbin, Lashley,
and McIntyre. Because when I get back, all three
of us are going to get it. Oh, I remember that.
The get these hands chant. That's actually, you
know, at least he had something. Yeah, right.
Get these hands. People are like, oh, shit. All
right. You're going to snatch someone up and
slap him around. You know, it's like, all right.
Kind of like the Goldberg of your next type shit.
Yeah. Yeah. You're chanting it. We get it. We're
going to get these hands. That's like if those
hands even work after his surgery. Poor Drew.
Drew's probably the best promo in that ring,
and he's just standing there. Well, this is 2018,
Drew. He's still probably the best promo in the
ring, and he's just standing there. Yeah, but
didn't they let him go shortly after, or is this
him coming back? This might be him coming back.
I don't remember. There's no way Braun Strowman
will be medically cleared to compete at TLC.
And that's just too bad because our match is
still on. And when Braun Strowman fails to show
up, I win by forfeit, and I am the new permanent
general manager of Monday Night Raw. So apparently
that was the stipulation, was that if he lost,
he was no longer general manager? Yep, I remember
that. I'm assuming he won because he was general
manager for quite a while. Yeah, he beat Braun
Strowman. I don't remember how, but it happened.
All of the Raw superstars need to decide if they
want to be on the right side of history or the
wrong side of history. So everybody in that locker
room. I hate this. Turn on the lights right now
or somebody is getting fired. So, I just watched
The Punisher not long ago. Yeah. If he's going
to be a face right there, he should have played
the I know what you're thinking. All your doubts
and fears. That song from The Punisher. Oh, yeah.
Okay, he left in 09, came back. Also, we got
Dean Ambrose's wife on commentary. I forgot.
Yeah. Renee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was a 14,
20, 20, 17. Sorry. I'm skimming Wikipedia here.
Um, he came back. Yeah. He just came back. He's
a TNA in 2017. So he came back in his person
gorilla. He was back in NXT in 2018, main roster,
2018, 2019. Yeah, he's been there since 2018,
basically. Yeah, so he just came back, basically.
He's taking some time off to go back and forth.
And the sad part is, too, this is a time where
NXT was kind of like, eh. It was a great show,
but I'm saying it's a great show, but nobody,
because it wasn't on TV, so nobody really knew
about it. Which is funny, because I went out
of my way to watch NXT, because, I mean... every
NXT takeover would put on a tag team match to
start it off with, and it was the most banging
tag team match ever. And every time it would
go up a notch, and it was always like FTR. It
was like FTR versus American Alpha, or FTR versus
The Ascension or something, or FTR versus DIY.
It was just like, oh my God, these guys are phenomenal.
And that's the thing, because I went back and
watched a bunch of NXT, because Bailey versus
Mercedes Monet, that was a fucking banger match.
i think with uh with um ray or ripley i can't
remember who it was um it might have been becky
i can't remember but she had a another like banger
match too like there's a bunch of holy matches
like why are we not doing this on tv on wwe it
would be money And I want to say, like a lot
of those NXT matches, like we watched and we're
like, man, these would be great in the main roster.
They'd be great in the main roster on a pay -per
-view. And they don't want to throw them away
on Monday nights. They want Monday nights to
be those five -minute matches, and they want
those 30 -minute matches to be in the pay -per
-views, which is fine. But if you want to build
up to those 30 -minute matches on the pay -per
-views, give me something on Raw and SmackDown.
Something. Something. something two hours and
30 minutes of promos and backstage shit and 30
minutes wrestling yeah hello i am elias now i
couldn't possibly sit back there any longer and
listen to your annoying voice now you're sitting
out here talking about being He was a good wrestler.
I was honestly surprised there. He was an okay
wrestler. He was entertaining. That's what I'm
saying. He was good at entertainment and stuff
like that. Leo Rush would be better than you,
and I gotta believe that violates all kind of
child labor laws. Did Leo Rush get fired? Did
Leo Rush get fired, if I remember correctly?
No, I think he quit. I think he just got sick
of, like, he didn't like his spot. or something
i don't remember i thought there was something
to do with like a t -shirt thing oh i claimed
that it was like racism or something like that
oh wasn't that um god what was his name uh it
was nxt kid he had the so the nxt guys he was
he was he was a african -american kid his whole
thing was smiling and they did a t -shirt with
like the smile on it but i guess the lips looked
kind of like the caricature lips and they were
just kind of like oops Right. There's a whole
scandal, and I think they let him go after that.
Yeah. I don't think it was his fault. I think
he just bitched about it, honestly. Yeah. I believe
that violates all kind of child labor laws. If
everyone could silence their cell phones, hold
their applause, and Baron, if you do the whole
world a favor and shut your mouth. Amen. Sing
this little song for Bobby. If this was bodybuilding,
you'd be top of the class. But why do you always
bent over with Leo Rush pointing at your ass?
Oh, yeah, I remember that. What the fuck? When
you're feeling depressed and feeling down on
your luck, know that it could get worse. You
could be Bobby Lashley, and Bobby Lashley sucks.
Joe Hendry does this shit. I really hope they
let him do it when he comes up. He's going to
be on the main roster quick. He does a lot. He
writes his own music. He wrote a parody of Creed's
Hire. Did he do On Drew? Yes. And you did a couple
of different ones. Yeah. And, but the, sorry,
new chairs. But the, I remember the, the creed
one, he was like, this is the third time you've
got fired or something like that. It was great.
He was talking to AJ Francis. Of course it was
top dollar, you know? Oh, we're going to watch
that shit. Yeah. He's done a lot. It's on YouTube.
I know that's on YouTube. Yeah. Imagine dropping
the money to go to the show. Spend $5 ,000 on
it and this is what you get. I'd be like, I got
my money back. You get the point. Bobby Lashley
sucks. If he did this shit now for ESPN, I would
be so fucking pissed. Fun fact, Lashley's sunglasses
are about $700. Oh, it wouldn't surprise me.
That style of Ray -Ban. Depends what the lenses
are. Probably around 500, actually. Would not
surprise me. Yep. So we got that. And then we
got backstage. Corbin fires a stage band when
Alexa Bliss tells him he's doing a great job.
And then he makes Alexa Bliss the woman's division
in charge of the woman's division of her off
that night. Which it'll be later on tonight,
but she does a very horrible segment that I think
that I have the whole thing. It's a questionnaire
that they do live on the show. Oh my God. Speaking
of Alexa Bliss though, really quick. So her promo
from last Monday, I think it was last Monday.
I watched the promo. The promo was great. Can
someone go back in time and stop Austin from
ever inventing the what chant though? Yes. Because
that is the most annoying fucking thing on the
planet. When someone is, like, because Alexa
was stopping to, like, let things sink in. Like,
the way she was, like, the way she was promoting
was like, Charlotte, da -da -da -da -da, stop,
right? And she was looking at the camera. It's
obviously a let the thought sink in moment, right?
The crowd's like, what? You know, and I'm like,
shut the fuck up. It's like Seth Rollins. It's
like, stop, stop. Yeah. And the thing is when
that happens, you gotta, you gotta battle it
too. Cause I can't remember. Like, I think it
happened to either John or the rock and he, they
would just bounce off affinate. It's like, yeah.
Like you do this. What? And blah, blah, blah.
What? And this, that, what? No. The problem is,
is if Alexa is just being Alexa and she's, she's
more than once been like, if you're a stupid
idiots or if you're like, if you're an ugly asshole,
say what? And the car's like, Whoa, you know,
but no, this is not the promo. She could do that.
She was, she had, she was being serious in this
moment. So it was like, she couldn't just be
like, no, Hey, if you're a jerk off, say what,
you know? And then I was like, what? Wait, no,
we don't say what, you know, check out this backstage.
backstage thing. It's so fucking bad. This is
what I'm talking about. Besides the horse. I
need YouTube Premium. This is why I paid for
the YouTube Premium. I know. Do you know how
bad that makes me look? You're right. It won't
happen again because you're fired. Get the hell
out of my building. Get out. Out. Out. Out. I'd
be like, sir, your last name is not McMahon.
You can't fire me. This is so bad. This is so
bad. That was very impressive. And that guy was
dead weight anyway. Constantly FaceTiming his
kids at work. I mean, who does that? Not him
anymore. Exactly. You probably do know Alexa
that your kids I think that you are doing such
an amazing job And if there's anything I can
ever help with isn't her husband like that big
guy that's doing anything shit right now As general
manager like you can see I have a ton on my plate
and The way that you played a vital role in our
women's team at Survivor Series as captain I
could really use your help right now So if you
could oversee the entire women's division. This
conversation just does not feel fucking real.
The entire division. Are you serious? Wow. Thank
you. You look good. I look good. It's that simple.
What the fuck? Alexa's husband is actually a
singer. Oh. Maybe it's not the same person I'm
thinking of. That's awful. There's a big guy
in the Indies. I can't remember what his name
is. He does GCW shit like that. He's married
to a WWE superstar. I can't remember who it is.
Yeah, that was not a good promo. It's so bad.
It's so bad. Hello. I would like to do the thing.
Yes, you can do the thing. Do the thing. It gets
worse because right after that, we have Dean
Ambrose at the doctor's office. Oh, is this what
he was like? Yes, I remember this. Oh, this is
so bad. This is one of the reasons why Dean Ambrose
left because Vince wanted him to say a bunch
of shit about... roman that he refused like no
this is too fucking far yeah but this is uh dean
ambrose he's at the doctor's office he says to
expose himself to the toxic dump uh that is milwaukee
uh but says um because it uh he isn't there um
it is only reason why seth is confident enough
to put the icy title on the line this the whole
time he's Doing this promo, by the way. He's
getting vaccinated. I actually remember this.
I remember watching this. I did see this raw.
Fucking terrible. He used to come out with a
gas mask on to the ring. Yeah, this whole new
gimmick that he's basically a germaphobe. It
was fucking bad. Which, again, one of the reasons
why he left fucking WWE. I'm not really a big
fan of his character now, but... I'm going to
eat your blood and drink your bones. Yeah, it's
a lot better than this fucking shit. Did you
really think that I would expose myself for Raw
tonight in the toxic dump that is Milwaukee?
Well, if you're disappointed, then deal with
it. I'm sure you're used to disappointment by
now. Seth Rollins will also say that he is disappointed
that I'm not there. But I know that he is relieved.
Why else would he feel so safe as to issue his
Intercontinental Championship Open Challenge
tonight? I wonder if this is the same doctor's
office that fucking Braun Strowman was in. I
know. I'm watching this doctor cross -contaminate
everything he's touching. Yeah. Because I'm not
there. But next week, I promise, I will be there.
Right in the center of the ring. But right now,
first of all, exclusively. It doesn't matter.
I just shot all this liquid on this fucking table.
Risk catching something from you people. Because
you people, like Rollins, are vermin. Sometimes
out there, I feel like I'm in a third world country.
The stench of your breath. The putrid smell of
your body odor. Your greasy, fat little hands
pawing at me. It's revolting. Revolting. This
gimmick actually did have a little bit of legs.
Like Ebola or E. coli? A little bit. It could
have went somewhere. It just, you know, yeah.
This doctor's like, I say this doctor, he's probably
a stagehand from the rug out. Like, hey, Bob,
you're going to be a doctor tonight on TV. And
this guy's like, I don't know how to handle him,
dude. He's actually an independent wrestler.
Some indie guy from Milwaukee that's been wrestling
for 30 years. Good for him. You're going to spot
it raw. I would do it. I would too, right? Except
I know how to handle a fucking needle. Whatever
it is, diseases you're all carrying. Like this.
Dysentery. Typhoid. Distemper, right? And the
next one's rabies, right? You're not a dog. Good.
This is distemper shots. Because I would not
go to Houston next week. Without my rabies shot.
Next shot's gonna be your hip. Surprise your
baby. Yep, I remember this. I do remember this.
Seth Rollins, there is no shower that can wash
away your sins. There is no medicine for you
that can cure the sickness. It would be funny
if he actually stabbed him with a needle. Speaking
of stabbing, actually, quick, speaking of the
Punisher, and this actually ties into professional
wrestling, there's a scene in the Punisher where
Thomas Jane stabs Kevin Nash in the chest with
a knife. It wasn't a gimmick knife. It was a
gimmick knife. No, it was not a gimmick knife.
It was a real knife. Listen, it was a gimmick
knife. It was 100 % because Kevin Nash told the
story. It was 100 % gimmick. that when he was
supposed to stab him, the blade was supposed
to retract. The blade never retracted. So it
legit stabbed him with it. I thought it ended
up being not a gimmick knife. No, it was 100
% a gimmick knife. It either broke or something,
but it didn't actually retract. Thomas Jane was
like, I stabbed him, and all he did was grunt
and smile. I mean, I was like, I'm fucked. And
I'm pretty sure... Even Kevin Nash said, because
somebody asked if he used that in the movie,
he goes, what do you think? Of course he did.
That was the best take. Of course it was. Oh,
God. That is in your soul. You are a lost cause,
compadre. At the CLC, because I'm such a great
guy, I'm going to do the good. You know, you
got me on this. I know we're getting off topic
here, but have you ever seen Triple X? Yeah.
So do you remember the bridge scene where the
boats going away and Van Diesel's coming in and
he's trying to go in between the bridge to get
on the boat to stop the weapon? It's been a hot
minute, but yeah. I didn't know that. I found
this out like a week or two ago that the stuntman
that actually did that spot died. Oh shit. He
hit the bridge. Oh damn. Yeah. And they used
that shot. but they but you couldn't see him
hit the bridge so but they still use that shot
of him fucking hitting because that was they
ended sometimes it's the best shot yeah it was
a bit well not only best shot but they ended
fucking uh the taping that day they're like nope
with like death we're done yeah it's like oh
we need the shot was like well you can't see
him get hit with it you can't see it hit the
bridge so we might as well use that yeah so The
merciful thing can put you out of your misery
for good. I'm going to take your blood and eat
your bones. It's so bad. It's so bad. I'm going
to grind your bones into my bread. Make them
up. Golden eggs. Like I said, The gimmick had
something there. There could have been something
there. Crap. Even I was thinking about doing
like something like a little similar, but it's
like at the same point, it's like, you got it.
I don't know. Yeah. It's a little goofy. It's
a little goofy. I still want to know what he
wanted. Vince wanted him to say. Because he said
it so bad he didn't want to repeat it on camera.
Yeah, I think he was going to make fun of Roman's
leukemia. I know that. I actually remember hearing
about that, and he was like, fuck, no, because
they're friends. Actual friends? Yeah. Yeah.
I've said this before on the show. There are
people I don't like in wrestling. I still wouldn't
say anything that bad about them. Right. Not
in public, anyway. Yeah, exactly. Oh, behind
doors, I make fun of all you fucks. Not kidding.
I'm kidding. You make fun of me fucking... I
make fun of you on air. Yes, it's to my face.
But honestly, I'll be honest. I'm going to pick
on you fat like fucking 50 minutes ago. It's
true. But the thing is, man, it's like if we
pick on each other, it's picking on each other.
We're not saying anything super mean. I'm not
going to be like, I hope your hair falls out,
you stub your toe, and your dick falls in the
crapper. Come on. No. By the way, that last one
was a quote from, almost a quote from Ready to
Rumble. Deadly turns black and falls into the
crapper. That's a movie. That's what we should
do for a review when it is Ready to Rumble. Ready
to Rumble? Dude. It sounds familiar. Dude, it's
a WCW movie starring David Arquette. It's him
and Scott Gann. you have never seen ready to
rumble i think i've seen it oh shit dude okay
okay i was about to say fuck man so yeah no it's
uh there are two sewage workers and they like
go to money or nitro and they think wrestling
is real still so like jimmy king who's played
by oliver platt um you know they have this big
big turn where ddp turns on them and you know
oh god and you know On the way home, they're
crying and stuff because they think it's real.
It's still real to me, damn it! They're bawling
their eyes out and they flip the truck. Rose
McGowan's in it and she's one of the nitro girls.
It is dumb. And I mean dumb. We'll have to play
that for Rumble. It's also fun. It's one of those
movies where it's so stupid, but if you're a
wrestling fan... Yeah, definitely. but there's
like um i think it was cornet that said it it
might be a cornet podcast he's like you know
i'd like i'd like a wrestling movie not to make
fun of wrestling for once but the thing is this
one makes fun of wrestling but it doesn't what
you're just kind of like yeah yeah yeah yeah
because we all know we all know fans like that
you know they're like it's still real me damn
it The guy crying in the bleachers. That was
some of my favorite fucking video. Some crying
in the bleachers. It's still real to me, damn
it. Hey, you know what? If he still believes,
man, I hope to this day he still thinks it's
real. I really do. I hope to this day he still
thinks, like, you know, The Undertaker is a zombie
and, you know, shit like that. Seriously, 100%.
It's like kids believing in Santa Claus. I want
them to believe in Santa Claus forever. Seriously.
Yeah, Santa's real, man. I don't want the fantasy
to... Santa's real? Of course he is. Okay. Just
make sure. Yeah, yeah. Tooth Fairy. By the way,
Tooth Fairy, no, that's bad. We don't trade bones
to the fae. Anyway. I forgot. I didn't even think
of that. Oh, shit. Trading bones to the fae for
money? Oh, shit. That's a binding contract with
the fae. This podcast got all fucking mythical
creatures. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, We're
on season 11 right now, and we're like, because
Sam and I are re -watching it, and we're like,
cool, we'll re -watch Supernatural. We turned
it on the other day, and Netflix was like, it's
leaving in a month, and we're like, well, shit.
Not a problem for my wife. She'll fucking binge
that shit until it's fucking over. I'm not, I
don't have that kind of attention span. Plus,
we have other shows to watch, like we just watched
a new episode of Welcome to Derry, which is really
fucked up, and I love it, so. Oh, is that the,
that's the, um, it's the prequel. Right. Yeah.
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, they killed
children in that. I was very surprised. Yeah,
well, welcome to frickin' it, man. They killed
children in frickin' it, so. Yeah, but you know
that they, like, for, like, the longest time
in movies and shit like that, like, children
was, like, the one thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The show's like, no, no, no, we don't play that
game. Yeah. Yeah, especially the first episode.
I saw it. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, keep watching.
It gets moozled. So, anyway, let me go. Sorry.
Back to wrestling. The revival. This Monday Night
Raw is that we're talking about modern shows.
And wrestling movies from 20 years ago. I'm okay.
Honestly, if we want to get all the guys together,
we can do that for a Sunday show or something
like that. Or a Saturday show. We're not working
Saturday. One of us is always working a show
on a Saturday. That's the thing. It's a back
-to -back for the next fucking three weeks. That's
a problem. I'm going to bolt that TV down, apparently.
Every time I move, I watch it go... It's going
to just fall on your head. It's not even hooked
up to anything. There's a new short right there.
Fucking TV falling in. Dylan is dying from a
TV. The Revival blamed their loss last week to
Lucha House Rules. Fucking Christ. I watched
that match back to, and it's like, pick a lane,
either tag out or do lucha rules. Dude, you have
one of the best tag teams on the planet in your
company. Because Vince is like, I don't like
tag team wrestling, pal. You don't do anything
good with them. Imagine having like... Oh yeah,
no, dude, a lot of them at FTR did what they
could with teams. But imagine having... FTR they
weren't quite FTR yet but imagine having them
when they're at their cut they're coming up and
they're this is their cut they're starting to
get big imagine having one of the best tag teams
on the planet before they get huge and doing
jack and show them and having like cash shave
Dax's back in the freaking come on right the
hell man you know yeah it's it is bad in this
match like Probably fans wouldn't notice this
but because we're wrestlers we we would note
we noticed like the fuck -ups and shit like Watch
watch this All right Okay water to a headlock
He was a little close or not close enough I couldn't
tell There's one. There's another one in here.
There's quite a few. Hey, Lince. A good friend
of the show, Lince Dorado. This is supposed to
be Lucha Rules, and we're tagging out. I don't
know. It's also three against two, so it's a
handicap match, technically. I know Lince and
Calisto together probably weigh about as much
as Dax. I can see them call that spot. What do
I do? Just stay there. Just take everything.
There we go. To be fair, he just didn't land
it, so that happens. I agree with Corey. That's
a good spot. This is nuts. It's Aiden with all
that fucking senton, too. Yep. Yeah, it's like...
Are we doing Lucha rules or are we doing tags?
What the fuck's going on? Both, apparently. Apparently,
that's what it is. It's both. So, yeah. FTR,
or the Revival at this point. They're still the
Revival. But you still have this awesome tag
team, but you have no one for them to work with
because they fucked the Ascension. I think American
Alpha was still in NXT, or they might have just
come up, one of the two. Okay, cool. Lucha House
Party can work. Hell, we had a seminar with Lindsay.
We know what you can do. So it's like, why not
just let your tag team division actually be good?
What you do is you go, okay, Revival's the best
team we got. Put the belts on them. Let them
have banger matches. Have an upcoming team beat
them. Then have banger return matches. Wow. Hard.
I just booked a show. Right. My heater went off.
It's cold in here now. But no, seriously. It's...
Yeah. So is this later in the show? Hopefully.
Okay, it is later in the show because it's like,
where the fuck is the match for Lashley and Elias?
That's main event, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Naya
says in the... So they have a Nia Jax segment.
Nia says the Raw roster is thankful for her leading
the team Raw to victory, but she's most thankful
for breaking Becky Lynch's face, which is...
Oh, shit, this is that time. This is when Becky
went, like, rocketed a superstardom. It was Nia's
fault. I was just going to say. i actually have
to give credit to her for doing that because
she is the main reason why becky got huge yeah
imagine imagine like because i think they were
pushing naya at this point and they wanted naya
to be the next big thing because she's rock's
cousin and all of a sudden she punches one one
errant freaking potato becky's got a crooked
nose and all of a sudden the blood down her face
and she's basically like and it's how becky reacted
yeah It's Austin at WrestleMania 13 and the blood
running down his face all over again. He's like,
let's fucking go. She's like, let's fucking go.
Let's do this. I'm going to bust my nose open
so I can do that shit. It's kind of similar to
the same, and I keep bringing this back. I know
I've talked about it before, but with Becca and
Charles Manson. Yeah. when she got busted open
and the whole crowd was up on Becca after that.
It was like, we want to see you beat the shit.
She's not. She's pissing blood out of our face.
What's that? I've never seen that match. How
have you never seen that? That's such a good
fucking match. I didn't say it wasn't. I've just
never seen it. It's just one of those ones that
just never crossed my radar. No offense to Becca
or Charles. She was fucking up. She was up so
much with that. Thank you, Naya, for fucking
up and pushing Becca. Really, side note, Becca
reminded me of B3Boys. B3Boys reminded me of
the show last Sunday at the Expo. So, Bufa, he's
wrestling Hazard. So there's a spot where he
gets Hazard hooked up and he walks him around
the ring for people to chop him. And he looks
at me and I'm like, no. Because I'm like, if
I chop, I got to throw a full chop. Do you want
Paul to kill me later? Yeah, right. I'm like,
dude, I'm a wrestler. He looked at me and I think
he realized what he was about to ask. And I was
just kind of like, and he's like. Yeah, exactly.
Cause that would be the same. Like, no, I'm not
going to like, I'm going to rule a shit wrestler.
I'm not going to fucking drop him. He's going
to be pissed. I would have, I probably would
have pulled it and just make a nice sound and
just an exit, you know, just make it real. Ah,
but I, yeah, no, uh, Joey Foss got a good hit
it. Oh, teach that motherfucker how to throw
a chop. Like he got, he's got the wind up, but
it's like impact is zilch. It's like, dude, man,
you gotta get on that shit. Kind of like that.
Yeah, as you fuck up your mic there. That's annoying.
I don't know how I can do that. She brings up,
she brings, she brags about taking Ronda's match
with Becky away for TLC. She'll take Rousey's
title too. Ronda is also at this point in time.
Everybody's behind her because it's Ronda Rousey.
However, she is garbage. So bad. So fucking bad.
I'm going to be honest too. I fucking hate Ronda
Rousey. Just because of her attitude. So when
she started in WWE, I was like, oh, cool. You
know, Ronda Rousey. I know she's a badass in
UFC. Gets knocked out in UFC in, what, three
minutes? I was like, oh, okay. She was undefeated
for the longest time and then got her ass kicked
and then just whined about it for fucking six
months. Yep. And then she went to WWE and like,
oh, cool. And then the fans turned on her. It
happens. It's called the fans sometimes turn
on the pretty thing. And then she whined about
it. But she should have. I was like, oh, they
don't like me. Fuck you. I'm going to go beat
the shit out of everyone and prove to you I'm
the best damn woman in the ring. And that would
have been the perfect heel turn. Have her just
start cracking heads. And here's a better thing.
They finally figured it out later when they put
her with Shayna. Have them as like the daughters
of destruction or whatever. Right. There you
go. I just booked that. Would have been perfect.
That way, Rhonda doesn't have to take the pins.
Shanna can take the pins. Or they just continuously
kick ass. I understand. It's not fun getting
booed. However... the fun of it is hey you're
gonna boo me i'm gonna give you a reason to boo
yeah that's the fun part it's like it's like
oh you you're gonna boo me i'll give you a fucking
reason to boo me like that shit like that but
yeah just i'm not it's like whined about everything
it's like indian island or um indian falls island
falls there we go um Randy wanted me to be a
heel that night. I was like, I haven't been a
heel in over a year. How do I do this again?
The crowd cheered me. I came out and they were
like, I feel it. I was like, you guys suck? They're
like, oh, you're that guy tonight. Alright. Show
it on purple. And that's the funny thing about
the main crowd. It's like, oh, we like him. It's
like, oh, he's a bad guy tonight. Boo. I bet
if I would have walked out to purple to the Seawolves
music, oh, he's that guy tonight. Dude, that
would have been popping. I probably would have
got cheered. I do have purple gear being designed
right now, actually. So I will have purple gear
again at some point in the future. Yeah. What's
funny? Exactly. I scratch and save and I will
get... You hear people yelling at me. I just
got the pink and the gold set and I haven't worn
either of them very often. And you're getting
new gear already. I have it designed and I have
it to my gear maker. I haven't paid for anything
yet. The wild shit. You got half your money,
sir. I'm not paying for all that shit. That's
if we do the wild shit anymore. Book the wild,
guys. Come on. I don't want to do whole matches
by myself anymore. It's tiring. Which is hilarious
because it was the exact opposite when Levi left.
You're like, I want to do single shit for a while.
Actually, the funniest part is I was talking
to Aiden Agro about it. He's like, motherfucker,
this shit's tiring. This is why I like having
a tag partner. I can just tag out and take a
breather. I was like, I know, right? We'll start
cracking up. I was like, I miss it too. Single
matches are hard. I know, man. I wish I would
have been on the show with you guys, but that's
okay. Nobody knew I was back. That's my fault.
I was working, man. No, I'm not mad about it.
I was mad at it at first, and then I was like,
oh, yeah, I probably should have. That's my bad.
We'll break JP's leg, and you can tag in for
him. Yeah, I might just show up just to show
up. Then we can take on the pathway again, and
we've never done that before. Yeah, right. That's
what I'm saying. I might show up, just show up,
but I won't ask for any money. If you want to
do a little rolling spot, I'm down the road.
It doesn't fucking bother me a bit. Yeah, I was
going to say, if you're just showing up, dude,
don't ask for money. Well, no, but... Oh, if
you do something, you're saying. No, not just
that, but people have done that. They've given
you money just doing a fucking spot. No, I don't
need... I'm saying it as a... I'm not asking
for money. I know people do. I'm down the road.
It's okay for me to just do a spot. You don't
need to pay me. I took my children to the wall
and came over. Right, exactly. It's crazy that
some people require payment for just this fucking
spot. I remember somebody paid us for just doing
a spot and that pissed me off so bad. I told
them, no, I want to work tonight. I don't want
to be paid just to do a roll -in. I want to work
tonight. And he's like, no, I'm sorry. He's like,
okay, it's your money. He's like, I'd rather
fucking, you know, actually do work, but whatever.
I always want to work a match, honestly. I joke,
I don't care if the match is four minutes. I
don't care if the match is 20 minutes. I'd rather
not a 20 -minute match. But, you know, if you're
going to pay me to do something, let me work
a match, you know. Simple. Exactly. But we got
this segment where we had fucking Naya and Ronda
comes out and they're just pitching at each other,
which then leads to another brawl. Again. Fucking
terrible. Terrible. Very terrible. Fucking Ronda
is... Oh, that didn't work. Cat, you cut out
again. I'm a cat. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can
hear you now. Okay, she needs some acting. Maybe
it's my mic. Maybe my mic's down too low. She
needs some acting skills or something, because
it's just... It's 5 .30, by the way, on Saturday.
I don't think Ronda has faced her worst day yet.
Show starts at 5 .30 on Saturday? Different show.
Sorry, I was talking about MPW. That's early,
though, for MPW. That's fine. Is it this Saturday?
No, no, no, it's the 6th. But she will when she
faces me at TLC. Ronda hasn't been the same since
our first match. Is it just me or is it Nia?
Her face is just kickable. Just want to boop
right to her face. I don't know why. I just have
that feeling with certain people. You just want
to kick them right in the center of the face.
Wow. You do you, man. You had those people, and
I'm not going to say names that you would love
to fucking put a boot to their face. Yeah, there's
a few. Come on! I won the Battle Royal Evolution.
I don't even know who the fuck this person is
in the ring with. Tamina Snuka! She's with the
company for like 20 years. Bullshit. I call bullshit.
She's not been in the company for 20 years. Look
up Tamina, dude. She started with the Usos for
fuck's sake. The top of the mountain belongs
to me. There must be a reason why she's not fucking
around anymore because her face is not fucking
rememberable. God damn it, Kat. You're going
to make me look this up. What's that? You're
going to make me look this fucking shit up. I
want to go back again. Tamina. I know, we don't
want to have JP around. JP is the one that's
supposed to look good. Goddammit, JPizzle. Alright,
pause for a sec. So, she started with the Usos
in 2011, and she was with, she was in the WWE
until... 2018. No, try 2023. Really? Yeah. I
don't even remember her at fucking all. Actually,
sorry. She was removed from the WWE's active
roster in 2024, but remains signed to the company.
She's still with the fucking company. Is she
a backstage role or something? Yeah, I think
at this point she's a trainer more than anything
else. But still, she's with the company still.
Jesus Christ. All right, let's just show the
gimmick stealer over here. I give a damn about
her reputation. I gave a damn about her application.
What is with her makeup, man? That's the only
thing that I was drumming out. She always wore
the weirdest fucking makeup. Where's your knee
pads? Where the fuck are your knee pads? I hate
that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit.
I hate that shit. You're going to destroy your
knees. She's probably used to being on her knees
for like MMA or something like that. Bro, bro.
Oh, okay. I was like, where are we going with
this? I don't need her. She can still fucking
fight. I don't need her to beat the shit out
of me and make my fucking remarks like that.
No, she's done MMA shit. She's used to fucking
being on the mat and scraping up her knees and
shit. Big Cat meets Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey
beats the shit out of Big Cat. We all take photos.
She would. She would 100 % beat the shit out
of me. I'm not going to fuck with her. Look at
this homeboy. So there's a fan club guy here
right next to Ronda's butt. The homeboy won over
to his right. Yeah, dude, look at his face. He's
like, why am I here? See, half the fucking people
are staring up on the camera instead of the fucking
ring. Sting about the drop -down? Yeah, what
is that makeup? Do you get a bruise on the side
of your fucking head? That's possible. I'm more
looking at her eye makeup than her freaking red.
It looks like someone did a creative character
and just hit random makeup A. You are lucky that
the time and the place and the person on the
receiving end of that punch changed the history,
the whole world, and made you the hashtag facebreaker.
But that's where your luck has ran out. I forgot
my line in the middle of it. That's what that
look was. Changed the face. Yeah. level. It's
just the same at one level. I'm going to beat
you. You're lucky, Naya, because the punch heard
around the world changed you to hashtag facebreaker.
Something. I'm going to beat you. You're lucky
that we cannot fight right now. I am the best.
A simple whisper in the mic like, I'm going to
whoop it. your fucking ass, you know? I mean,
even like Eric Johnson was talking to us. It's
like, like, like Eric Johnson, like the promo,
like it's like they're here and then they're
up here. Fucking like, like fucking levels. Like,
yeah. Also, I know my promos are shit, but I'm
just saying, but you get a good promo. Like people,
like not everyone has all the skills in wrestling.
Like if you have all the skills in wrestling,
you're at this level. this level. There we go.
You know, and some of the people at this level
don't have all the skills, but we've done enough
stuff where we can see, you can look at shit
and be like, man, that kind of sucks. You know,
even like you can't cut the best promo, you can
still see here a bad one and be like, yeah, that's
not that good because like we grew up on guys
like Roddy Piper and like Hulk Hogan and like,
you know, guys that could cut a fucking skill.
Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Rock. These guys
all could cut killer promos, you know? I had
three different promos for ring wars. I didn't
send them because they were just, I just hated
them. I fucking hated them. I was so bad. Did
the one that you, I filmed with you. I realized
I called the belt and I fucked up and didn't
send it to you and send it to me. And then I
was like, I'll shoot another one. And then I
got busy and I forgot to shoot another one. No,
I like, I had two different, I had three different
ones. I had the one at the venue, which Eric
didn't like, which was like, I was like, okay,
I'll do it. I was just trying to rush and try
to give you something anyways. Yeah. Since we're
at a venue, I wanted the scenery, you know, instead
of, you know, typical indie wrestler fucking
sitting in car. Or typical indie wrestler sitting
in front of this Funko Pop collection. Hi. So.
I'm going to whoop your ass. And then I got,
I just got this character idea, but I didn't
like both the promos that I did. I was like,
nope, this is fucking shit. I'll get a promo
chat guest over right now. Talk about breaking
my arm off a three -legged table. Can't stand
apparently a little motherfucker. You're going
to make me snip this and fucking put it out there
tonight, aren't you? No, I don't care. But I
will beat him up for that interpromotional title.
See, he doesn't realize that he... He does the
same thing everyone else does with me. They underestimate
me. They're like, oh, he's the old guy. He can't
do anything. And then I will procededly throw
you around that ring for 20 minutes and see how
you feel at the end of it after I snap you in
half and take your belt. Yeah. I'm facing Adam
Ricker, who thinks he's the big man who's been
away for over five years. So we'll see what happens.
He did, to be fair, he did, with the help of
Jimmy Limits, beat us for those tag titles. Yeah,
but he had the help of Jimmy Limits. I'm just
saying, brother. He hasn't had a singles match
in over five years. Watch out. Watch out. Fucker's
squirrely, man. Just watch out. Because I stand
guard on top of this mountain. And at TLC, I
am going to rip your arm off and slap Charlotte
Flair across the face with it. Okay, that was
good. That was a good line. That was good. That's
what I want right there. I'm going to rip your
arm off and slap Charlotte Flair across the face
with it. Okay, that line works. So eager to fight
tonight. And you know I was born ready. And we're
back going. Unless you and the monolithic mute
have a hot double date tonight. Oh, maybe that's
why she wasn't talking because she was actually
a mute. No, no, no. Tamina couldn't promo to
save her life. She actually had a very bad promo.
She's intimidating, she's got a good look, and
she's athletic. She could not promo. She could
not. That's why when she was with the Usos, the
Usos did all the talking. Okay. How do you like
a shot at the champ? Right here, right now. Brother.
Brother. Brother. You two should kiss. She got
a puncher. What was that? What was that? What,
the little turn? I don't know. I'm just listening
to the yes chant. I miss the yes chant, Daniel
Bryan. Watch. Watch this. Say his name and he
appears. It's a Joe Henry turn. I believe. No,
no, no, no, no. Yeah, I got that from nine jacks
in 2018. Rhonda, I could beat you right here,
right now. Let's get a ref out here. Let's go.
I just got finished washing Becky Lynch's crusted
blood from my knuckles. And as a matter of fact.
We do have a hot double date. Stop making excuses
and fight. I'm not. I am not making excuses.
I'm just stalling for time. So, okay. Here's
my thing with Naya. Naya is not a small girl.
She's not. She's one of the biggest, one of the
bigger girls. She's tall. She's a big cat. You
know, she's what? She's a big catty. Yeah. Okay.
Yes. Why does she sound like a Valley girl? Like
this is what the Bella twin should sound like.
I don't know. You know, I'm sorry. Alexa bliss
should sound like that. Like, Oh my God. Like
totally for sure. Okay. So like, I'm totally
installing for time. Because my girl over here
is going to jump your ass. We're totally going
to double date. No. You sound like a valley girl,
man. Sound tough. Sound like your size. It's
like. Yeah, it sounds like your size. I'm going
to beat you. No, not quite like that. But you
know how people tell you to work your size? It's
the same thing. And Kat's dying over here. So
he makes fun of me. I'm making a point. And now
he's dying. but no jack's going like oh no but
more like instead of that oh my god like okay
okay you know i know what you're saying but just
you know this is looking at me all right like
you know all right i'm gonna smack you across
your little mouth or something you know just
drop your voice a little bit be like be intimidating
you're you're you're four inches taller than
her you can tell just looking at him the ring
naya's like you know naya's here ronda's here
It's like when I stand next to Jason in the ring.
I feel short. I hate feeling short. Then I suplex
him on his head. And, folks, I can suplex Jason
Maverick. I've done it. Oh, boy. Rock and roll,
boys, baby. Oh, 90. Oh, and another fucking.
That's right, squad. So out of the three of those,
there's one of them that's so rich in WWE. It's
one of the pink girls. Natalya came down to help
out Ronda. Ambush. Where did the Riot Squad even
come from? Poor Natty. Where did the Riot Squad
even come from? Oh, man. Natty is so good. Did
you see her stuff in, I think it was GCW, when
she was just Natty? No Natalia Neidhart. She
was just Natty. Holy crap. She was badass. Yeah,
that's right. I forgot. I have to rewatch that
because she did some fucking crazy shit. Okay,
so we can skip half that. The rest of those playlists,
I was like, I'm not watching anything with Drake
Maverick. I said Maverick. Drake Maverick. We
have to watch this. Because apparently he pisses
on fucking Bobby Roode's robe. Oh, okay. I thought
it was one where the AP was threatening him and
he peed himself. Remember that? Yes, I did remember.
He had a pee thing. Well, he had a pee thing.
That fucking pee is awesome. I'll still pee.
So, yeah, Drake Mavitt says the WWE Universe
laughed at him last week and 99 % of people never
experienced true fear. And that they all would
do the same thing if they were threatened by
something. This is literally talking about him
pissing in pants last week. He says he'll install
that fear in Gabe and Rude tonight. So then we
get a backstage Alexa Bliss. Backstage, Alexa
tells Sasha and Bayley that they didn't see eye
to eye, but that if it wasn't for them, the Raw's
woman wouldn't have one Survivor Series. Alexa
says she wants to know them better. This is the
Q &A thing, which is fucking... Terrible. Fucking
terrible. I'm trying to be quick here. Jeez,
we might have to do a part two for this. Yeah,
we're going to have to do a part two. It's already
almost 10 o 'clock. Yeah, I got to work in the
morning. Okay, so we'll do a part two some other
time. I didn't realize how fucking late it was.
Holy shit. We'll finish off with the... With
the questionnaire, I'm going to see if I can
find that. It might not be in this playlist.
Sorry, sorry, kids. Don't be neon. Amber Moon,
Kurt, No Way Jose, Dolph Ziggler. No Way. Right
here. No Way. Jose. No Way. This is so bad. No
Way. Jose. That was this whole theme song. It
just kept repeating. No way. Jose. No way. Jose.
Oh, that's what I should have called. I can't
believe you've already been an hour and a half.
Well, dude, we shot the shit for a half an hour.
Oh my God. I forgot. That's what I should have
called. Jay George. I've been like, listen, rip
off. No way. Jose. Or Discount No Way Jose. I
still love the one I called Randy Walker, Discount
Larry Huntley. That was still one of my favorite
promos I ever got. I was like, I don't need a
Discount Larry Huntley coming out here. And the
best part is Randy knows Larry pretty well. And
I can watch it on his face. He's trying so hard
not to laugh. And I was like, yes. It's like,
oh my God. It's like the show last Thursday.
When Storm hit me with something and he's like,
he hit me with the five knuckle shuffle, actually.
He's like, one, two, I kick out. And he's like,
what are you talking about? I put the power of
a thousand hoochies in that. And you can see
me on camera. You can hear me, actually. You
can hear me and see me on camera. I put my arm
over my face and I start laughing. And I hear
Paul, the cameraman. Paul's like, Andy, Andy,
Andy, stop fucking laughing. And you can see
me, you can see the whole scene. I turned and
I looked right at the camera because I was like,
he talked to me. So I was like, I was just cracking
up. But it was just like, Storm has this tendency.
He's so fucking good at this too. Of making you
break when you least expect it. Like a lot of
the guys in the ring will like, they'll do shit.
And then, you know, they'll catch you and you'll,
you might crack a smile, but Storm had just,
just, he's so fucking numb. Just the shit he
says. And you're just like, what the actual fuck
Storm? I'm just like, what the? What the fuck?
Arm over my face. I'm cracking up. What are you
going to do? I just let him play in the background.
Probably the smart move. Yeah, we're professional.
I keep yawning. So here comes Sasha Banks and
Bayley, which I forget. I missed the fucking...
Don't you feel, Bayley? Yeah. Someone asked her...
I don't remember who it was, but someone asked
her, like, are we ever going to see that again?
And she's like, nope, nope. I've moved on past
that. And I'm like, aww. Yeah. Those are fucking
annoying. The what? After a while, having those
inflatable things. I bet they were fucking annoying.
Yeah, but I miss the whole Bailey with the ponytail
and the... Yeah. And Bailey's bush. Yeah. I miss
that. And then, of course, Vince. Bailey. Oh,
Bailey's supposed to have childlike wonder, right?
She's supposed to have fun and be childlike.
Oh, we're going to make her a toddler, brother.
Great. Thanks, Vince. Yeah, thanks, Vince. It's
got to be. It's got to make money. Make me money.
Well, Vince, you're making it like a five -year
-old. They ain't going to make any money. Money!
Okay, Vince. Shit. Okay, Grandpa. Go to the home.
It's time to go to the home. Time to go home,
Grandpa. Oh, yes. You can have golden eggs for
breakfast, Grandpa. I got shit in my gold toilet.
I'm waiting for Shane's kids to be like, okay,
Grandpa, we're putting you in the home now. Triple
H's kids, okay, Grandpa. They're all girls, too.
That's the funniest part. I love that this bra
is so terrible. We're just talking over it. It's
garbage. You don't even have it on the screen,
Kat, by the way. You just have it on the back
screen. That would be helpful if I had it on
the screen. So you'd probably know what the fuck
I'm talking about. I wasn't even paying attention.
You probably didn't hear anything. I don't care.
She's bringing in fucking Bailey and fucking...
I love it how you went with everything without
fucking... I was actually watching it. I kept
looking down. I could see it. I didn't realize
you didn't have it on the big screen. I was like,
it probably should be up here, shouldn't it?
I was paying attention to the main monitor. There's
13 Delts Bailey. Welcome, ladies. Who wants to
ask the first question? I want to see your hands
in the air if you have a question. Why is it
so terrible? You look like you kind of have a
question. Sir, you're just giving me a blank
stare. I can't do anything. Oh, that's just your
face. I'm so sorry. I know you have a question.
That is a plant. Yeah, obviously. okay if either
of you could change the raw women's division
what would you do um well honestly i'm really
proud of the women's division so i don't know
if i would change anything i just hope that uh
as superstars we get to continue to be given
opportunity wow that was actually a great answer
bailey Why are we doing a questionnaire on fucking
Raw? I would ship your little butt back to SmackDown.
That's no way to talk to a goddess. What a way
to talk to somebody who's in charge. So are you
talking about me or Bayley? Because she's definitely
the one that's brought you down. I mean, you
used to be Raw Women's Champion. Now you're...
tag team with your best friend why don't you
tell us about that we are a tag team and yes
Bailey does she ever let you talk even though
she did ask you a question don't worry about
it like you know what yeah exactly even though
she did ask you a question but whatever yeah
uh the ai just answered it for me it's but they
didn't give me a name it was just it just says
an actress so they probably just found a local
actress was like yeah ask this question yeah
exactly alexa i wouldn't ship you back to smackdown
i would ship you back to hell where you came
from wow yeah mickey james oh wait a minute oh
mickey james Oh. Dana Brooke. Where did that
come from? Dana Brooke, who just was a TV champion
a long time ago. It had to be. Without question,
this is Alexa Bliss we're talking about. She's
constantly looking for ways to set up Sasha.
It's entirely possible that Nikki and Alicia
and Dana went into business for themselves. There's
no way. But you can't pin this on Alexa. Dana
Brooks out here just trying to impress Alexa
Bliss, trying to get an opportunity. Nice side
of her. That was a nice side of Suplex. See,
Alexa Bliss simply wanted to galvanize the friendship
between Sasha and Bayley. Didn't work. Fat chance,
sister. Yeah, you dumb bitch. Fat chance, sister.
Yeah, you dumb bitch. Johnny Primer when we need
him. All right. Yeah, we're going to have to
do a part two because this is a weekday. This
is why we do Fridays so that we can go along
with time. I didn't realize this is how long
it's going to take us to do this. We still got
Seth Rollins fucking his open challenge. Oh,
God. The main event, the Bob Roob shit. Oh, my
God. There's a whole Reddit thread on this, dude.
That's what I'm reading. Oh. Yeah. The Reddit
thread? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. That's explaining,
I think. This is fucking WCW. It has to be. Russo
is back in creative. I can't understand what's...
Oh, no. I'm not reading that. I'm just reading
the post. So, I don't know. No, I'm reading the
comments. These are great. Oh, the comments.
Yeah. Oh, let's see. Yeah, this is fucking WCW.
This is back in Korea. Yeah, I saw. But damn,
who's trolling the revival? I was putting these
handicap matches. I told you. I tell you, man.
Yeah. So we'll have to do a part two on this
sometime. We'll have to come back to it, or I'll
have to finish it out, whatever. Yeah, we can
do part two. Maybe we'll get JP Otizzle in the
next one. Something like that. This is nice about
Rumble. Yeah. We can watch this shit. Yeah. Yeah.
She was more awesome. That way we can actually
be like, you know, shit like this. Probably as
we can't cut any of this, put it on YouTube.
Almost it was stuff where we're just talking
about stuff. So yeah, the only, the only way
we can fucking, uh, have this is on, uh, the
podcast and you wouldn't be able to see anything.
So, um, uh, Spotify and shit like that. So, but,
uh, do you plugs? You can find me on all social
media platforms at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. That
is D -O -T -D -N -I -X. That is YouTube, Facebook,
Instagram, TikTok, all sorts of other places.
I don't know where else to say, honestly. Sorry,
I hiccuped right there. My bad. Twitter, of course.
Blue Sky. No, Instagram. I already said Instagram.
Um, you can also find me on promising tees .com
slash D O T D Knicks. Please buy my shirts. I
have not sold a shirt in a while and I'd like
to sell a couple of shirts. Um, I actually need
to make some bring them to shows with me. Anyway,
um, you can find me for the wrestles, uh, tomorrow
night, ring wars, Bert Brewer, Maine. We're in
Brewer still, right? Yeah. We're in Brewer, Jeff's
catering, the, uh, location of the venue, which
is location. So we're at Jeff's catering in Brewer.
I take on Chad Casanova, the twig, where I will
drop him on his little brainy head about half
a dozen times and take that nice shiny belt from
him. And then Saturday will be Phoenix. I get
him Brewer again, I guess. Yeah, I guess I did
Brewer again. So I'll be back in Brewer on Saturday
for Phoenix Pro Wrestling, where I don't know
what the hell I'm doing quite yet because I asked
for a card the other day to maybe set up the
music, Johnny Primer, and I get nothing. So that'll
be fun. Next week, the 28th, Black Friday, MEW
returns to Franklin, Maine, and I will be there
with a pie -eating contest. Don't ask me why.
I don't make this stuff up. And after I beat
J .P. O 'Reilly in a pie -eating contest, sorry,
J .P. O'Tizzle, I'm going to beat up Stormy Savage
once again and get back my MEW Maine State Championship.
Then, of course, on the 29th, I will be in Farmington
to go hang out with good old cousin Larry at
North Atlantic Wrestling Association. And then
December 5th will be Gino's down in Portland.
That'll be all sorts of fun. And December 6th
will be Maine Professional Wrestling, Maine Premier
Wrestling. Professional Wrestling, Maine Premier
Wrestling. Indian Island. Cool thing about that
one, guys. If you are listening and you're coming
to that show, bring some toys. It is a help out
the kids, bring a toy, I believe unwrapped, of
course, and donate it and help out the kids for
Christmas, of course. The old song, do they know
it's Christmas after all? We want them to know
it's Christmas because no one should go without
something cool for Christmas. And then December
19th, Sanford for NAWA and to finish out the
year, December 27th, we'll be at Skip's down
in Buxton. If it doesn't snow. The reason why
I'm not taking out state bookings until... It's
not out of state. It just skips. That's the main
reason why I'm not asking for anything in fucking
mass or anything like that. If it snows, I don't
like to drive in snow. I have a Subaru. I have
good tires on my Subaru. I still don't want to
drive in that shit. I don't like driving in snow.
in my area. I don't know how I'm going to fucking
travel to... I don't drive to work if it's snowing,
and I've done it. Oh my god. I did it Monday.
It was not fun. Oh, Monday was fine. It rained
down here. But last year, there was a day...
Last year, there was a day it snowed, and it
was snowing like cats and dogs, and I came home
for lunch. and I hit my brakes by my driveway,
and I slid 50 yards past my driveway, and I was
like, that just happened, and the worst part
is I can't back up. There's cars coming, so I'm
like, okay, so I go, and I go down the little
hill past my house, and I turn in the driveway
at the bottom of the hill, and I go to go back
up the hill, and I'm spinning the entire way
up the hill. I'm like, am I going to make this?
I made it, thankfully, but it was just a little
scary. Calus to Machias on Monday was fucking...
Oh, I bet. I bet. Oh, my gosh. And I went out
late hoping that the roads would be plowed. Road
not plowed. Road not plowed. And with a Class
B truck, it has weight, but not enough weight
when it's almost empty, which mine was. Yeah.
So it's basically like a giant fucking sail.
At that point. And yeah, it was not fucking fun.
I'm fucking white knuckling for over an hour.
Did you, did you go to the show in, um, it was
callous. The, the, the, the, the, um, Mike Turner,
Colson show in Turner last year, last year, year
before. Might have been. I don't remember if
you were there or not. I threw Ben into the bleachers.
You weren't there. No, I wasn't there. Driving
back from that, it started to flake. I was like,
okay, cool. I looked at Larry. They were tearing
the ring down. I'm like, Larry, I'm going to
get going because I don't want to get caught
in this. Larry looks at me and is like, nope,
100 % understandable. We'll see you tomorrow
night. I was like, all right, cool. I say, I
wave bye to everyone real quick. I wave bye to
everyone. I get on the road. Of course, I'm going
from Calais to Ellsworth. and it's a pretty much
a straight shot because you basically go straight
across and bang left and then you kind of right
it is literally whiteout conditions it is snowing
sideways and it is snowing hard i get behind
a truck luckily for half the drive home hi jasper
um that was my dog so i get the i get behind
the truck for about halfway home the truck pulls
off and i'm just like oh shit And yeah, it was,
that was one of those situations. And miles an
hour, hoping that you don't go off. Yeah. Yeah.
I was like, I couldn't see the road. I was like,
I'm like, I'm going to stay kind of this side
of the road. If I see anything coming, I'll go
over a little bit. So yeah, that's, I hope I'm
on the, like, I think I'm on the road. Like,
so what I didn't know is that hotel rooms first,
we could have just stayed there and I should
have just fucking stayed there. So why didn't
he mention about the hotel? He did, but I was
like, no, I'll just drive home because I thought
it was just going to be flaky the entire ride
home. Okay, a little bit of fluff. No big deal.
I'll pick the hotel. No big deal. Next time I'll
be like, I'll call Sam. Stay here. I'll see you
in the morning. Bye. I know her well enough.
She'd be like, okay. Don't die. That's cool that
they had the hotels for you. Well, it was for
the guys that were going to do the next show
the next day because it was Harrington, so it
was about an hour drive between the two. Or half
hour? I can't remember. But it was the Dome show
on the next day, which I think you were at in
February. I don't remember. Probably, maybe.
I don't know. It's been a long time. Big Cat
Tyler Adams on TikTok. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh.
Ow, now. Ow, now. Gotta get a new mic on. Apparently.
Tyler Adams on TikTok and Instagram, Tyler Adams
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live on YouTube, but we might be doing some more
Rumble shows because this is nice not having
to edit everything. Live, usually on YouTube
every Friday night, p .m. Eastern Standard Time.
And of course, if you can't watch this live,
you can always check out the... audio, uh, podcast
on Spotify and everything else. And of course
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buster teased, uh, dot com slash per sessions.
You can buy our merch. Um, and, uh, Oh, sorry.
I was counting out matches and I realized I'm
going to make a shirt that says Dylan Nix, your
ADHD is showing. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was listening,
but I'm just doing something else. Dude, I have
the worst ADHD and I, I apologize to friends
and family about it. Yo, seriously. I got like,
I remember getting report cards. If you played
yourself, I'm like, I can't, I can't sit still.
Yeah. I was also born in the eighties before
fucking ADHD was a thing. So. Well, it was always
a thing, but before it became, you know. I have
meds I don't take, so I get you. I used to take
meds for anxiety, and I hated it because it shut
my emotions off, and I fucking hated that shit.
Yep, and that's, yeah, I understand that. But
anyways, yeah, we all are. We'll catch you guys.
I fucking know because next week's is Thanksgiving,
so I have no clue. We might not have no show
next week. I will be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
I'll be around. Wednesday night, I will not be
around. I'll be up north. Thursday, I have to
do a Tuesday show. Thursday, I have to do a Tuesday
show. Friday's going to be MEW. Saturday's going
to be Larry. Maybe Sunday. Yep. Or maybe Sunday.
Sunday I'm going to send you an apple pie that
I just left over. I know. I got a full apple
pie too myself. Turkey in an apple pie. I'm going
to be fucking... Yo, we go to my sister's for
Thanksgiving. I know. Dude, we go to my sister's
for Thanksgiving and I put on 20 pounds every
time. I'm like Jabba the Hutt. Andrews, I don't
agree with you. Alright, well, we'll catch you
guys up. Yeah, let's get the fuck... All of this,
because this is... Hold on. Because this is...
Where's my outro? There it is. I was going to
say, because this is Rumble, I don't have my
outro and stuff set. Can't get nothing planned.
Can't get nothing planned. In the words of Red
Dog, kawaii. Love, Eva. Percession signing off,
but we ain't saying goodbye Keep it this much,
still reaching for the sky