It's time for the show, first session podcast,
Big Cat in control. Welcome, welcome, welcome
to another episode of Per Sessions Wrestling
Podcast. I'm your host, the main of main, Big
Cat Tyler Adams. Hopefully my fucking mic's working
because we've had nothing but issues for the
last 15 -20 minutes. Well, in technical sessions,
if you will. My camera might come in and out,
just letting you know. Still having that problem.
JP's mic might get muted. And Jason Sears is
going to probably fall asleep. Wow. Wow. To be
fair, I drove to APW Jason. I didn't drive. Jason
didn't. And I'm pretty sure your microphone is
not connected. You're using your desktop mic.
No, I'm fucking not. Nope, don't hear it. You
can definitely hear the distance. Yeah. Oh, me?
Yes. See, told you. Welcome to the show, everybody.
Thank you. Thank you. You can catch us live every
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Apple Podcasts, everything audio. What was that
face for? What's that face for, man? There. Watching
drinks and drink, whatever, right out of that
bottle is just a... sight to behold. Listen,
I could chug my alcohol. It's crazy. My friend's
like, you need to be careful. He did ask, he's
like, wait, we can drink on the pod? And I'm
sitting here like, yes, totally drink on the
pod. I drink every Friday on the pod. Is this
better, you asshats? Some days I drink before
the pod. Some days I drink before the pod and
then I'm just, it's a whole fucking trail. I
love it too that we get important guests on and
you decide that, hey, this is the night where
I'm going to make sure I'm drunk off my ass.
It's trying to get my best question though. Listen,
I found that getting drunk on multiple nights
a week is one of the greatest things because
like, hey, listen, I can't help it. My liver
is like, bro, we did this shit in the 20s. Look
at this motherfucker with Capri Suns in the fucking
top of his... He's got kids, man. Damn right,
I have kids. I didn't really start drinking heavy
until... Oh shit, he's dying. Jason's like, I'm
just gonna tell my story. Yeah, I didn't start
drinking... I started drinking more around...
Two or three months ago. Oh. So, yeah, my liver's
kind of in shock, I think. I don't know what
it wants to do because I don't know if it's still
used to this. Like, I drink on occasion, but
I don't, like, get drunk a lot until now. All
right. I was going to say, we didn't even finish
the introductions. Dylan Nix, the Narco Nightmare
is here. JP O 'Reilly, Hardcore Maniac. Of course,
we got Jason Maverick on for tonight. Just because
of what the... what's we're talking about tonight
uh we're covering the as my children are dying
in the background i apologize um we are covering
the last couple weekends that we've had i was
hoping that levi would be here because i've been
wanting to know about uh what he's been doing
uh over in colorado oh i saw i saw him live in
uh tick tock earlier so you know i give up I
saw him live on TikTok, and I jump on this TikTok
live. He doesn't respond to me. I'm like, you
asshat. I'm just guessing right now. It's just
a bit that he's just doing. I don't think it's
funny or whatever. It's possible. It is what
it is. I'm not upset anymore. Keith is saying,
hey, everybody, how are we doing tonight? Good.
Let's mute that a little bit. That's way bright.
You're muted. It's not working again. Anyways,
so we're covering the last couple weekends. We
got main ring wars that we had, and then we had
Crown of Maine. We actually got MEW for you guys
tomorrow. I will not be there. I'll be working.
Yeah, so... You can quit. I can quit, yeah. And
be homeless? Yeah, perfect idea. Since Jason's
here, I think we should just go into Crown. Yeah,
because this is the story. Why we're here. So,
Jason, do you want to explain what happened before
the show? So, what happened was the little Wyatt
Holiday thought that he's the best thing in main
wrestling when it comes to having the country
thing going on. And I had to show him that that
just wasn't the case. And whenever I was done
with that, the police decided that they were
going to put their nose in business that it didn't
belong in. Oh, squid going full gimmick here.
Okay, I get it. Okay, dude, explain what Jason's
going on about. Sam and I hadn't got there yet.
We were coming in. I hadn't got there yet either.
Yeah, Calvin says the video goes, huh, this just
happened. So what had happened is Jason is filming
a promo. All right, I got this promo. Let's view
the promo. Dude, I hate that they're so far away
in this promo. It would look so much better if
they were closer. Oh, man, this is great, though.
We got the promo here. I wish they didn't cut
it either. Just hand in hand. I love it how they
just came out of nowhere. They couldn't come
out of a building or something. A building or
a car or anything. Everybody's already just standing
around there. Act natural, guys. Act natural.
Look at that mullet, bro! I love how she's not
even trying to stop you. I mean, I don't know,
man. I guess so. Not the child. He took a good
roll. He did. On the concrete. Whose car was
that? That was Caleb's. Now... As we see all
this, we forgot to mention this part right here.
The venue is next to the police station. Like
literally right next door. It's literally like
the building's almost connected. Everybody forgot
to tell the police, hey, this is going to happen.
So what happens, Jason? What happens after you
choke slam and everybody pushes everybody off?
Dude, there's a police cruiser just rolled up
lights on this redheaded cop. He's pissed. He's
fucking pissed. And he's fucking going off. It
would have been nice if everybody would have
told the police station since the police station
is right fucking there. First of all, this is
my first time here, so I don't fucking know.
Secondly, I'm grateful that he didn't come in
barrel charging at me and try to tackle me or
something. Because me being in Jason Maverick
moment right there, I probably would have fucking
started swinging on him, not knowing that he
was a fucking cop, and then shit would have gotten
worse. Dude, just hearing that Jason Maverick
got just blindly throwing punches. Oh, yeah,
Nick, just ask Jimmy Limits how his face felt
for people. We don't need to talk about that.
yeah so what happened to jason uh we had to bail
him out of jail i was gonna say hilarious watching
seeing jason get tased as i'm pulling in the
fucking bro what a fucking clip that would be
like what the fuck is going on so so yeah so
everybody forgot to mention to the police that
are literally next to like you would think that
everybody would you know Put that together. Caruso
comes in, freaking out. I just show up, I think,
almost to the end of this conversation, whatever.
So I'm coming in, and I'm already seeing lights.
So I'm thinking, does a couple people have an
ego or something, and they got into it because
somebody didn't want to lose or something? What
the fuck is going on? If that's all it took.
Yeah. So, yeah, just pulling in this. I'm going
to have to mute myself. Blair music here. And
I'm like, ah, what the fuck? I love how you have
this clip. This is the video we saw in the group
chat, and I'm just sitting at home like, what
the fuck is happening around here? Dude, legitimately,
I walk into the building and I get a Snapchat
notification from Nick. And Nick's like, how
does it feel to be a hardened criminal? That
was my favorite felon. I'm sitting in a restaurant
with Sam. I'm eating a cheeseburger and all of
a sudden the group chat goes off and I'm like,
what the hell? So I open it up and I see this.
I'm like, what the fuck happened? It's fucking
crazy. Sam's like, what's going on? So I had
to like spin my phone around and show her. She's
like, what? Like, I don't know. I don't know
what's going on. Fun times. That was my first
time actually. Like, I kind of wish. If I had
known that the cops could have gotten involved
on an actual story basis, I'd choke slam homeboy.
Right. Like I'm saying, I'd choke Wyatt Holiday
on the hood. Dude, two cops come tackle me, put
me in cuffs, put me in the police car, drive
away, and then you end the clip. That would have
been cool. We would have had to work it out with
the cops to make sure it worked, but that would
have been kind of bad. That actually would have
been pretty cool. Oh, I didn't realize Big Cat
disappeared, to be honest. Oh, bye. He's probably
dealing with his children again. But no, seriously,
Crown of Maiden was kind of wild. The neat thing,
too, is I don't think anyone realizes it. So
that was Lucha Kid's car. Dude, it looked like
the front end came up. Oh, no, no, dude. The
hood crunched. Like, there was a dent in the
hood. Lucha pops it in and goes, It pops right
out. He's like, there, it's new. We're all like,
Caleb, what the fuck? No, that still doesn't
work. I'm still trying to play with the lighting
in here. That's a new thing. It was an interesting
situation. Getting that group notification and
everything. Oh, man. The crowd was on that night,
too. I wasn't on that show. It wasn't... When
you look... when you were in gorilla you looked
at the crowd it didn't look like a big crowd
it looked like kind of like everyone it looked
like a small crowd but then you get out there
and you realize there's people on the floor there's
people up in the bleachers there's people in
the back there's people there's people everywhere
there's probably like i think there was like
125 or something like that yeah something like
that yeah it was a it was a pretty they were
a good crowd they were hot they were up they
were yelling and screaming they're having a great
time one kid i thought was gonna throw hands
down profit which is funny as all shit Get up
in Alan's face. He's going to get mad. Dude,
every time Alan did something, the kid was like,
I'm going to fucking kill you. The mom's like,
it's a family show. He's like, I don't fucking
care. Just throw it at mom. I'm sitting back
at Bertrand's cat, and him and I just kind of
look at each other like, uh, okay. Did you guys
cover the thing we're going to cancel the event?
No. Dude, they were so close to canceling the
event. Yeah. yeah the cops were like uh you know
uh blah blah blah and i uh the the mew owners
uh mike wasn't there mike was down at a football
game but uh lewis and i thought he had a i thought
it was no mike was that phoenix bro no not not
turner you idiots mike the owner of uh crown
i thought it was one of the birthday oh no no
mike was at a football game down in china There's
a China main, folks, if you didn't know this.
He's down in China. It was his wife, Amanda.
I didn't believe that's her name. I'm not like
96 % sure that's her name. Amanda and Louis ran
out to talk to the cops. Like, please, please,
guys, we're professional wrestlers. This is a
whole skit. Everyone's okay. Everyone knew what
was going on. We're fine. We're fine. And this
is like, we're like, ah, and I guess it like
the cops are like, well, you should have told
us. And we're like, we do this shit all the time.
We don't tell anyone, you know? Right, Matt?
Yes, but at the same time, you're next to a police
station. You probably should have let them know.
Dude, it's Fort Fairfield. We didn't expect the
cops to actually do anything. It'd be like being
up at Fort Fairfield. I'm going to get arrested
next time I'm up there because I don't have the
cops. They start up the crowd at me and they're
like, you're under arrest. We didn't know until,
what was it, half an hour after that, after the
meeting? Yeah. So we were like, do we even set
up our... or merch or whatever. Luckily, nothing
happened. Like Jason said, it was a good hot
crowd. They were having fun. It was a good night,
honestly. I was supposed to have a street fight
with Wyatt Holiday. That ended up turning into
a false count anyway. Due to events of the day,
we don't think it would be a good idea to have
weapons. Maybe don't hit each other with stop
signs. That might be a bad idea. That's probably
a good idea. Great idea. I clogged the toilet
in the bathroom. That was you? You asshat! I
told you I didn't mean to! No, both of them.
Oh, I didn't do both of them. It was already
clogged when I used it. You might not be surprised
by him. Why am I not surprised? Oh, my God. Oh,
there goes Big Cat again. Oh, God. No, it was
a good night up there. You know, Crown of Maine
takes some lickings, I'll be honest, because
a lot of people are like, eh, it's current, you
know. But they do their best to put on a good
show with what they got. And a lot of times they're
fun shows and the crowds are fun. Even in Van
Buren, it's not the biggest crowds, but there's
still usually 75, 80 people in that building.
It's a good time. I honestly never had a bad
experience at Crown ever as far as crowd life.
There was always at minimum minimum hundred something
people every show that I ever did. I haven't
been there since March of 24, but I know that
they've always still stayed consistent. Hang
on. You said you've never had a bad experience
at Crown of Maine, Nick. Are you serious? I meant
by the attendance. Do you remember me choking
you out with a chain and taking your hardcore
title? That's right. And I, to this day, can
say that I still never tapped out, so therefore
I never lost the title. That's Mike, by the way.
And Mike, you are welcome. We always have fun
up there, dude. 100%. Speaking of Crown of Maine,
I would like to come back to Crown of Maine.
I'll fight JP. It's only been like a year and
almost two years now. Oh, actually, you know
what, JP? We're one and one. We're one and one.
We need that blow -off match, bro. No, you need
a rubber match. You guys need a rubber match,
but I'm just saying, hold on. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I was going to say, that's the main reason
why I wanted you on. Oh, where's the other one
for the other shoulder? Hold on, hold on. We
want to talk about championships? Okay, we want
to talk about championships. Let's talk about
championships, shall we? Oh, we want to talk
about championships? Let's talk about championships.
Yeah, you want to talk about championships? Oh.
Oh, but we had differences in the past, but I
think we should make a, you know, coexist here.
And the reason I bring this up is because I did
fight Chad Casanova and I took it to Casanova.
Oh, well, that's easy. We opened the show. It
was a banger. 10, 10, 12 minute match. It was
fun. I beat him with a muscle buster. I dropped
it right on his little beanie head. This was
the third time I challenged for this belt, and
I finally fucking won it. Before the match, though,
we kept on giving each other shit because we
kept on saying, you're stealing my move. You're
stealing my shit. It's true. It's true. But yeah,
no, I'd actually been chasing this belt for five
years. The first time I got a chance at it was
when Eric Johnson held it. And unfortunately,
the match ended in a doubles qualification. Mike
James got involved because that was the MEW heavyweight
champion at the time. Second time, Chad Casanova
cost me the title because he thought I was pissing
in his pool or something. Don't ask me why. And
third time, well, third time's a charm. There
we are. So I'm just saying, fighting champion.
I was a fighting champion. If people want some,
come get some. That's all I'm going to say. Listen,
I'll come get some if Maine would like to come
back. Nice belt. But finally, the University
County champion. Are you facing Joey Nails tomorrow
for MEW? That's the other one. Joey Nails will
be the MEW taking on me for the MEW. If you lose
tomorrow, I'm going to have Joey Nails on the
podcast talk about. Oh, why would you torture
us for that? Oh, God. Bro, if that happens, I
quit. Listen, I like little Joey. I like little
Joey, right? But little Joey has a massive fucking
ego. Oh, you don't say. Joey Nails watches the
show, right? I don't give a fuck. You don't say.
Heck yeah, Mike. Love the guy, but you don't
say. Guy wins the fucking titles and wouldn't
even fucking get him off his shoulder for the
whole night. It's like, dude, we get it. Hold
on, hold on, hold on. You can put it in your
bag. You don't need to be walking around the
locker room with it on. Yo, I'm going to play
Devil's Advocate for five seconds, all right?
Because it was his first title win. And I will
be honest. No, no, dude, I'll be honest. My first
title win, I think it was glued to my shoulder
for like a good long while. But in the locker
room? So, I want to walk around to the thing,
man. It's a title win. My first title was a tag
title, and instead of bringing up the title in
celebration when I won it together, I just did
it by myself. Dude, I don't want to talk about
my first fucking title. Do you know what my first
title was? What was it? My first title was the
first show after Dad died, and it was fucking
3W. And Mark had me teaming with fucking Tommy
Lane against you soft 13 and like three other
goons and had me win the fucking strap for fucking
Tommy Lane. I didn't even want to fucking be
there. No, I wasn't at that show. I wasn't at
that show. Yousef. Useless. Other than that...
Hold on. Speaking of Yousef, Primer apologized
to him. Remember the whole Primer -Yousef beach?
Yeah, he did. Who didn't apologize? Was this
after the shoot pod that Yousef did recently?
Yeah. That was a while ago. That was a while
back. That was a couple years ago. Oh, was it?
Yeah, that was a couple years ago. All this stuff
flows so quick. All of a sudden, it's three years
later. That was yesterday. Yeah, I haven't been
at Crown in almost two years. It's actually a
shoot podcast and I'm pretty sure he's done wrestling
and he's doing stand -up now. I swear I just
saw him post a video or something a few weeks
ago. He's probably still working for Supernova,
dude. Oh, probably. Everybody will work for Supernova.
You just don't get paid. Hey, NCW, I'd like to
come back. Oh, shit. So we had that for Crown.
shooting shots here tonight. I'm in a mood tonight.
I'm in a mood too. I've been in a mood for a
week or two now. I got the FCW title just sitting
right behind me, man. So I'm like, yeah, talk
about moods. Let's see. We had my match. I can't
even remember homeboy's name. He was the... D
.L. Santos. D .L. Santos. He is the Riverside
County Crown of Maine something, something, something.
I can't remember. He won a tournament and got
a trophy. Of course he did. The homeboy from
Puerto Rico represents Arista County. Team Batman.
Unless you're cutting broccoli, no. No, it was
a good match. It actually was. It was funny because
when we hit the five minute, he's like, you guys
got five minutes left. She's like, oh, fuck.
We're almost to the finish. You know what I loved
in that building? And Jason probably tested this.
When I was working in Casanova, I kept looking
up. There's a time clock because it's a big time
clock up there. So I'm working, working, working.
And every now and then I'd look up at the clock
and be like, okay, we're four minutes in. Work,
work, work. Okay, we're six minutes in. Work,
work, work. Okay, we're eight minutes in. Work,
work, work. Okay, we're nine and a half. Okay,
let's go to the finish. You cheater. You cheater,
cheater. If I could wear a watch in a match,
I'm going to do that. I'd be like, yep, okay.
I wish every venue had a big clock you could
stare at for time. That'd be great. It's like
because you know exactly like, okay, you have
to go out and give him 10 to 15. Okay, we hit
11. I was like, that's just where I needed to
be. Well, that's why the refs need to be mic'd,
which was ours. They were this time, which was
pretty cool. It was very nice. So in my match
with Wyatt, there was twice where I – so the
first time I got up in Joey Fawcett's face and
I just like did the finger point in the shoulder.
Yeah. And then the second time, Wyatt did something.
Oh, Wyatt jumped off the top rope onto the outside
and I caught him and I rammed him into the post
and pinned him. And Joey counted the two before
that little shit kicked out. And I got up there
and I grabbed Joey by the collar and I'm pointing
at him and his fucking earpiece fucking falls
out. I gotta get out of here. Oh, that's fucking
funny. Everything goes sideways. Oh, shit, guys.
Wait, hold on. Well, if you think about it, Joey
Foss and I have kind of had a little underlined
feud in front of me. JP, do you remember? I think
it was our first hardcore match. I had already
had you choked out like you were unconscious.
Hey, CBA, if you're listening, this is for you.
And Joey... Joey tries to get me off of you,
and I punched him straight in the face. You did,
too. He was trying to get on top of you. He was
trying to half -mount on top of him, and he turns
around and just... King of the county. Thank
you, Mike. That's what it was. So then, I think
that was the... Okay, so the last time I was
in the crowd in Maine was the time that you took
the hardcore title back off me. So I haven't
been in the crowd since. And then, oh, I take
that back. I faced, what was that big fat freaking
mask dude? Oh, that's Aries. Aries. Oh my God.
Anyway, I worked him and yeah. Well, anyway,
after that, I hadn't been back. So like Joey
and I kind of, I kind of have a little beef with
Joey because Joey continuously tries to quote
unquote, fuck on me. So, you know, for everyone
who doesn't know what we're joking about, please
go find the Cody Rhodes interview. It's funny
as hell. The Cody Rhodes one here is talking
about that match where the ended like, like three
minutes in when they were supposed to have like
a fucking like. Where's that referee? Oh, my
God. One, two, three. We should have Maverick
versus Joey. Joey Nails or Joey Foss? Oh, yeah.
Give me Joey Foss and Joey Nails at the same
time. I'll squash them both at the same fucking
time. Joey Nails ain't shit. I'd squash him like
a fucking bug, bro. The double J's. Oh, my God.
I hope Joey beats you. Joey can't fight his way
out of a wet paper bag. That's why he's carrying
Alexander Lee's freaking bags, okay? Bang, bang,
motherfucker. I love how Nick's just like immediately.
We're going to have a conversation with Randy
later. Fuck. I didn't say shit. I've been drinking
my ciders over here, fuckers. Give me a drum
roll. This is all games. It's not real. Relax.
So yeah, we had that. I almost took the awk walk,
and then all I could hear was Andy in the background,
like, fucker, you stole my move. And I'm like,
awk, switch it up. Because he does the, this
is how it starts. He's talking, he's like, I'll
do a belly to belly. I'm like, oh, you're doing
like a, like. backwards, he goes, oh, like how
Bailey does, like, oh, so how I do it. To be
fair, like Shane Douglas does it, because let's
get real, I'm an ECW mark. And then I asked him,
like, are you doing, he's like, I'm doing muscle
busts. I'm like, oh, you're not doing the cutter
tonight? He goes, why? Are you going to do the
cutter tonight? I'm like, no, I'm just asking.
He's like, oh, you're doing the muscle busts
tonight? I feel like if Big Cat did a cutter,
it'd have to be called the kitty cutter. It would
happen. I'll be getting off the ground. I'll
be honest. The reason I did the muscle busters
because I could do it. There's guys like, I know
I can't do it too. Like there's guys that are
like, wait, I don't think I can do to you, Jason.
I'd probably hurt myself and you kill me, bro.
I mean, I mean, you can kill me. I don't give
a fuck. Other people might. No, we don't pull
that shit on this show. So I'm just saying. But
seriously, there's guys I know, I'm a pretty
strong dude for my size, but there's certain
dudes I'm like, uh -uh, no, uh -uh, cutter it
is. So that's why I have two finishes. I have
three, too, if I really want to be a dick about
it and I get to do border toss. I've got three
finishes. I obviously have the hay baler, then
I have the Texas clover leaf. You can't do that
anymore. What, the clover leaf? Jelly Roll does
the hay baler now. Ain't nobody do the hay baler
like me. Ain't nobody do the hail bail. Like
listen, I know that's that's ego talking But
like if okay the only person that I could say
probably has a better black hole slam than me
would probably be abyss That's good. So you better
say yes Yeah, like that's like, okay So I'd seen
a black hole slam before like I'd seen Wade Barrett
do the black hole slam before but like I started
watching TNA whenever I was like 16 or 17 years
old and i saw him hit the hay baler and i'm like
okay he's a monster i like this guy he kind of
gave me a little bit of undertaker vibes to a
point and then i got and then i started training
and then i started doing a black hole slam and
i started watching how he did it and i like i
saw how he comes down on his stomach but i wanted
to make it different so now whenever i do it
i swing and sit out with it yeah Dude, it's like
Big Boss Man, of course, has a really nice, really
nice, it's where the Black Hole Slam, it's the
Boss Man Slam. And, you know, if you want to
see that, watch his too. It's so smooth, the
way he does it. It's like just a perfect boom.
Listen, I would rather give the smaller guys
the Hey Baylor because you get so much more height
on it. But I tell you what, there was a show
that Luke Roberts put on a couple years ago.
And it was me and JP. And JP got up like a motherfucker
for that hay baler. Bro, anytime I can try to
get up for it, I will get up as high as I can
and spin as far as I can. I think I've given
all of you a hay baler. That was the heaviest
week. Didn't you and I have a match at the dojo
shows, right? Yeah, I think you guys did. Yeah,
I think we did. I think I hit him with a hay
baler at that little dojo taping. I don't think
I've taken one from you, except maybe in practice,
to be fair. Oh, well, that's going to have to
change at some point. Just saying. Fighting champion.
That's what I do. Kicking the midcard, apparently,
at this point. I just keep winning all the midcard
titles. And you know what? I'm okay with it.
Dylan midcard two belts. Dude, dude, you know
what? Win, loss, draw, whatever I do, man. I'm
just happy to be out there having fun and doing
the thing. That's what I'm saying. I feel like
for me, I try to interject a lot of Jason Maverick
into my everyday life because I enjoy being Jason
Maverick so much that it overshadows who Jason
Gleets is. People don't look at me as Jason Gleets
like they did when I first moved up here. Now
they know me as Jason Maverick. most of them
completely forget that I'm even a glyph. Yeah.
Actually, speaking of weird moves, I actually
found out, I was going through my TikTok the
other day. I was like, my videos, because I was
curious. I was like, let's see what I got. I
completely forgot I hit Frank Yanker with the
GTS in a show once. I was like, oh shit, I did
that. Did you do that at like a rumble show?
No, it was a Vacationland show. It was one of
the first ones we did in the building with the
arcade and stuff where we all got the vid. I
don't think I wrestled in that venue. It was
a cool venue. No, I think you came in after that.
Yeah. Yeah, that was the... Where'd Cat go? Right
there. Say his name and he appears. Yeah, we
did Mojo at the Dojo. We did the Slot Fest. And
oh god, that sucks. I think the only person who
might be able to out -chop me might be Larry.
Of course it's Larry. Don't say might. I mean,
Hess didn't believe him, and then Hess took a
chop from Larry. Dude, I love Hess. And then
all of a sudden he's like... There it is. Big
Cat vs. Big Country. Jason Maverick. Full match.
Limitless Wrestling. Mojo at the Dojo. It was
from two years ago. Yeah. I was going to be too
gassed for that Black Hole Slam. I told them,
watch it. Jamie Tucker vs. Jason Maverick vs.
Big Cat vs. Dunkey Boy. I remember that match.
Levi and I wrestled in that show. Did we fight
in that show? That was the one that Dunkey was...
fucking way too high. We were having spots. Standing
in the corner just like no man's land. I'm like,
donkey, donkey, donkey. Oh, yeah. Go do your
shit. Oh, shout out. In all fairness, I know
we pick on him a lot because he's one of our
friends. Shout out to donkey man. Get well soon.
His knee's messed up. Listen. Hold on. Hold on,
I have the video. Not the recent one, but...
So, for those who didn't know, Vacationland,
I can't remember what fucking year it was, he
blew his... Yeah, that was the... No, it was...
No, that was the Joey Glee Trouble, wasn't it?
No, no, no, because that was the show he had
the year. Yeah, there was a show we had the dojo
showcase match. It was like all the dojo kids
in one match because why not ensue some chaos
in all this, right? Right. I swear he did it
in a rumble because this is... Yeah, this is
a rumble at Vacationland Cup. I have it right
here. Hold on. I have it right here. What flavor
is this? See, I forget Let's Wrestle and Vacationland.
They ran in the same Brewer building. Yeah, it
throws you off occasionally. What show was that?
I have to look at my match listings and be like,
oh yeah, that was that show. Why was I on that
show? Alright, right here. So, it was this match
right here. Yeah, it was right there on his entrance,
wasn't it? Jesus, look how big he used to be.
I know. Takes a run. They look behind him. Because
he thinks somebody fucking shoved him, if I remember
correctly what he said. He thought somebody shoved
him or something like that. He's like, what the
fuck? And he gets in the ring. You can see it
right there. He's like, oh my god, I'm fucked.
This was a rumble of some sort. Yes, it was a
rumble. You won this. Oh, you know what? This
was the last ever Vacationland show. Was it?
No, it wasn't. No, maybe it was. It was. I know
how the show went. It was a rumble. I used to
book this shit. It was a rumble that started
the second year anniversary show. He's fucking
hopping and shit. He was supposed to stay in,
I think, until towards the end, too. He's like,
get me out. I'm fucked. You remember when he
used to wear pants? Oh my gosh. We all told the
group to get rid of them. Get rid of the pants.
They fall anyways. Get rid of them. Oh, that's
Red Sawyer, man. Where did I see him recently?
He's tagging with Patrick St. That's where we
saw him. I was like, I just saw him not long
ago. Is this on YouTube? I haven't watched this
match in forever. The show. Don't quote me. I
have the raw camera footage of this entirety
of the show. I never edited it. I have it all
too. I have it all. The last match is the last
ever Vacationland match was me and Alan in a
hardcore match. What's Levi about to do? I don't
know because the camera went the other way. There
it goes. I bet you fucking... He's like, dude,
just fucking throw me out. Holy shit, just throw
me out. He's probably trying to tell Levi right
there. Levi's probably like, wait, what? Oh,
shit. Look at him grab at it, too. Yeah, so he
fucked it in this match. I think he told Teddy
right there. I can't remember what year this
was. Actually, I might have it right here. Oh,
my God. Teddy's from out. Teddy's from out. That's
three years ago. Yeah, 11, 12, 22. Yeah, the
last show was in November. Oh, my God. It was
literally three years ago. Yeah. You see how
fucked he was. So, yeah, that got messed up.
And then what show was it just recently? Did
the same thing. Not the same thing, but injured
the same leg. I didn't know he was hurt. Yeah,
he's hurt. He mentioned it in the chat. Yeah,
I don't know what you guys are doing tomorrow
because now all of a sudden it's not Dunkey and
Stormy. I was debating on showing up just to
see if he wanted to work. Dude, it was a cool
name. I will admit that. Now it's just confused.
Yeah, I was going to show up if they needed somebody,
if they didn't have a replacement already. As
long as me and Johnny are still teaming, I've
been waiting for so long for me. The J &J connection?
The JP squared. Yeah. I have to work tomorrow
because I had to take today off because the school
district decided to let us know on Wednesday
that, oh, yeah, we're not having school on Friday.
Yeah, and on Monday. And on Monday, yeah. Did
you just People's Day? Love that one. Yeah. I
have to work tomorrow, so I can't fucking go,
which sucks because I was going to be like, hey,
I have a problem with JP. I beat his ass in Ring
Wars. Let's run it back there, Stormy. She has
nine belts now. What the hell? Mercedes Monet.
Ten. She has ten freaking belts. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Yeah, she
has ten goddamn titles. What the fuck? Who? Mercedes.
Yes. Sorry, I just saw that. He's so uninterested
with the podcast, he's just scrolling his phone.
Okay, so pull back the curtain here for just
five seconds, and a lot of us probably are like
this. I have really bad ADHD. And because I have
really bad HDD, I need to do like 20 things at
once to keep my mind focused on the thing I need
to do. I try to explain to people that the reason
I listen to music and the reason I stim, I play
with things, just because that's how my brain
works. I can't focus in quiet. It drives me crazy.
I can't even sleep. If the fan's not on in our
room, I can't sleep. I will be wide awake all
night. I have to have some noise in the room.
I used to sleep with the TV on. I'd wake up at
3 a .m. and be like, sounds of the 80s. The best
of 12 songs on three CDs. I have to do that at
the hotel. I have to put on the movie that we
usually put on the boys to get them to sleep
just for me to fucking relax enough. Hotels are
usually fine because they have the air conditioner
and it's white noise. I'm fine with that. Or
sometimes I'll sleep with my earbuds in. I can't
do that. I can never do that. Speaking of main
ring wars. We talked about it a little bit last
week. I had to rub it in JP's face that I beat
you. Are you two bitches okay with each other
now? I hope so. I hope so. We'll know if he decides
to try to start shit on my match with Ricker.
Okay, hold up. Here's where I have a problem.
Just saying. I heard your all's little fucking
back and forth that night, right? You know you
you want to sit here and say You want to see
Harry say that you're the best big man in the
state of Maine? Adam Ricker wants to come out
of the shadows after years and claims that he's
still the big man in the state of Maine. Let
me tell you guys something, okay? Y 'all are
forgetting about Jason fucking Maverick. I'm
one of, if not the, roughest and toughest sons
of bitches in this entire fucking state. You
have Ace Romero, right? You have Eric Johnson.
You have me. You have... Okay, we can put Nick
in there, I guess. You have Big Cat, right? You
have Adam Ricker. There's six or seven guys in
there, and I have beaten almost all of them.
I have not beaten Adam Ricker because Adam Ricker
and I have never been in the ring together one
-on -one. I have never beaten Ace Romero, therefore
that puts me in the top three. Of seven. If you
just delete that YouTube video, you'd never beaten
me either. Well, guess what? The proof is in
the records. I've beaten Big Cat Tyler Adams.
I'm really happy right now to be at 5 '10", 265.
But also, we've got to throw Eric in there. When
I beat Ricker, I can beat you, and then I can
beat Eric, and then I can beat Ace. Cat, I think
you've been stringing into the... That's too
strong there, buddy. You want to bring up Eric
Johnson, okay? Let me tell you about Eric Johnson.
Here's my problem with Eric Johnson. Eric Johnson
didn't beat me to win back the MEW championship,
did he? No. He pinned Raphael. Raphael didn't
deserve a chance at the MEW Heavyweight Championship.
Raphael just stepped back into the ring. What
I should have said. Hold on. There's Raph fighting
for the title. I was like, what the fuck? The
original match was supposed to be Jason Maverick
versus Eric Johnson versus Franco Varga. Franco
Varga, who's been all over Canada, who has wrestled
in main event wrestling multiple times. Therefore,
he is... therefore qualified to be a contender
of the MVW heavyweight title. You got three heavyweights
that were supposed to go head -to -head and fight
for that title, but no. Mike Turner canceled
the show because, oh, boo -hoo, my mommy died.
Boo -hoo. Canceled the show, and then, therefore,
Raphael gets put in the match a week later because
I'm sure Franco had other priorities at that
time. Shooting shots here, buddy. Hang on a second.
No, because if you go back and watch the promo,
right? Go watch Promo. Main event wrestling has
been trying to shit on Jason Maverick and I completely
and utterly fucking tired of it. I said in that
that Main Event Wrestling and Mike fucking Turner,
that they have a fucking tornado coming, and
I wasn't fucking lying when I fucking said that.
Shit's about to fucking go down in Main Event
Wrestling, and on November 21st, Eric Johnson,
you better be bringing your fucking A -game,
because I'm coming like a motherfucking hoss,
and you ain't putting me down again. I beat you
for that MEW Heavyweight title, and damn it,
I'm going to fucking take it back. Can I say
I'm here for this? I'm 100 % fucking here for
this. I've never been so hyped in my life. Stop,
stop, stop. I can only get so erect. Yo. Where's
Doug? We gotta get Doug in here. No, fuck you,
Kat. This is better entertainment. This is such
good chat. We need to clip that post online for
the upcoming award. That'll end up being close
to the night. We'll clip that. It would be nice.
MEW's tomorrow, brother. I won't be there. It
would be nice if we got a rematch for the MEW
titles, though. That would be nice. Oh, the tag
belts? Yeah, I know. I've mentioned that a couple
times. Who are the MEW Tag Team Champions? Right
now it's David Caldwell. It was David Calvin.
I guess the pathway... Is it the pathway? It's
the janky pathway fighting Calvin and Brandino
Davis. That'll be interesting. That'll be interesting,
yeah. Dave got replaced by a football player
who's actually a better football player. somewhere
randy's like somewhere somewhere randy's like
next versus dave dyer it's like oh now we gotta
talk to but we get to talk to randy about dave
we gotta talk real fun moment in my six years
doing this dave and i started a couple months
apart from each other dave and i've never had
a one -on -one No, you haven't. It's kind of
wild. Because you were heels at one point. Yeah,
we were both heels at the same time, but the
thing is we've never had a one -on -one match.
We've always, like, Larry show. Like, you know,
you expect, like, something weird like that where
it's one of those random affairs show. Like,
oh, yeah, Dylan, you go fight Dave. Okay, fine,
yeah, sure. Dave and I actually work well together.
We used to practice in the dojo, and together
we were fine. I've got to give Dave credit, too.
Yeah. I'm going to give Dave credit, too. He
is one of those guys that is good enough where
he can step away from the dojo and come back
and still have a good match. Yeah. Like me, I
come back with a lot of rigor. It takes like
three matches to get it off me again. Yeah, me
too. I don't want to sound egotistical here,
but I feel like I'm one of those guys, too, because
I haven't really been up to the dojo very much
over the past few months. But I'm still putting
on solid matches. I was down at Proving Ground
a few weeks ago when I wrestled fucking Joey
Warner in a Falls Count Anywhere match. I feel
like I had a pretty good match with Wyatt Holiday
for where he's at. I feel comfortable. I can
still go in and put on solid matches. Granted,
I haven't been able to get to the dojo very much
here lately. Like, you know, I I had a I feel
like I had a pretty fire match with Brett Gosling
a few months ago I haven't really been able to
get to the dojo all that much over the past few
months, but I'm still able to put on solid matches.
Jason, hold on for a second. Kat, you of all
people are not allowed to make fun of people's
grammar, okay? Seriously. Seriously, when I have
to translate shit for you on live podcasts, you
are not allowed to make fun of anyone's fucking
grammar. When you're like, I'm like, dude, that
says orangutan. What the fuck are you talking
about? Did you watch the first match? I mean,
come on. Me and Casanova had a fucking banger.
No, you were the first match. No, you weren't
the first match. We were the first match. We
got the crowd up, though. The crowd was actually
hype as hell at the end of our match. Are you
sure? I swear it was that Jeff Hardy wanted to
be kidding that other guy. No, no. It was me
and Nova. No, that was the next match. Oh, okay.
I believe. The outlaw guy and the... Not the
outlaw guy. Oh, fuck. The outlaw guy fought Maverick.
We were there. Who the hell was the second match?
It was... Fuck. I know. I can see their faces.
It was the Jeff Hardy guy and then somebody else.
I am so lost right now. He was so happy about
winning the Crown of May title that he didn't.
He just spaced out. No, I can't remember who
the hell was second match. By that time, I was
downstairs and I was dying. God, who the hell
was second match? Oh, that's it. Crowe versus
Corbin. That's right. I was like, God damn it.
I should be able to remember this. CTE is real,
kids. Yes, it is. It was a good show over the
weekend there. JP, you had Phoenix Pro Wrestling.
That's right. That's true. You want to talk about
that? No. First of all, I want to state this.
First of all, I want to state this. You're a
fucking hypocrite because you'd say you'd never
work for them and look what you fucking did.
First of all, you know why I did? For two reasons
only. It was easy fucking money. I'll take candy
right from a fucking baby. And two, Eric Johnson
desperately needed an opponent because his opponent
canceled. By the way, this is also the same fuck
I told the, hey, do you want to ride up the crown
with me? And you're like, no, good. I got plans
for that day. Apparently your plans were to fuck
off and go to Phoenix. I didn't. No, no, no,
no, no, no. I was doing that show until two o
'clock that afternoon. It was two o 'clock that
afternoon while I was deliberating negotiations
on my pay. And then I showed up. 20 minutes before
the show started, so like 10 minutes after the
doors opened, did my match with Eric, took my
pay, changed before the second match even started,
and was at home by 7... Before the shit went
down, you left and went home. And got told by
Eddie Edwards himself that I had a good match,
which was kind of fucking great, so I was okay
with that. Yo! That's legit, man. If I walked
out and Eddie Edwards looked at me and went,
that match is banger. I'm good for you. I didn't
know he was watching until I looked at the curtain
and saw him. He was standing in the curtain watching
the match. I was like, oh, okay. Eddie Edwards
is watching me and Eric wrestle. Me and Eric
just put on a really good match. Here's the thing.
If you're wrestling Eric Johnson and you have
a shitty match, that it's on you. Eric is such
a good entertainer. You can't have a bad match
at all with Eric. Not only is he an entertainer,
he knows how to call shit that makes sense. He
knows exactly how to work these crowds because
he's done this for X amount of years. If you
have a shitty match with Eric, it's your own
fucking fault. It's all on you, buddy. One thing
I've noticed over the past few months is my crowd
work's gotten better. Yeah. You've always been
a great heel. I will give you that because you've
made kids cry in the past. I've watched that.
It's funny shit. Speaking of that, you see the
guy that was making fun of the disabled person
and then he fucking breaks his leg in the match.
Who did that? I think it's in the UK. There's
a guy. He's just being a massive dickhead heel.
He's going around the crowd making fun of the
people that are disabled in wheelchairs. In his
match, he does either a springboard or something
off the top rope and fucking snaps his leg. Whoopsie.
We have botches for tonight, right? No. What
the fuck we don't have botches for? Because this
isn't a regular show. We're covering the indies
and shit. I was not really sure it was Friday
night. Because this was supposed to be on Tuesday.
And everybody had shit to do on Tuesday. I got
home at like 7. I was tired. Exactly. That's
why we're doing it today. Fucking old man over
here. Jesus. I was home the entire time. I don't
know what y 'all talking about. Dude, are you
going to sleep there? No, not yet. It's crazy
because my friend always knows when I'm falling
asleep because she'll be like... Oh, well, I
can tell when you fall asleep because, you know,
I'll message you and we'll be mid -conversation
and then you just won't respond. Dude, I'll text
Cindy to go have Bella double -stomp you. Bella
would do that willingly, too. I know. Listen,
when I shaved my beard, you know what that little
shit told me? She told me, she says, Uncle Dobby.
You're not a dad, but now that you've shaved
your face, you look like your dad, and you're
not a dad. You need to grow your beard. I'm like,
you little fucking shit. Oh, children. Children
behave. So yes, tomorrow, JP, tomorrow is main
event wrestling. We're so far off topic at this
point. You and Janny Pierce. Sorry, I forgot
his homeboy. I forgot the name for me. Johnny
will kill me tomorrow with that. He'll be like,
dude, how did you forget my name? I don't think
he wants to be short. So I think we're okay.
JP and JP versus, well, it was supposed to be
Dunkels and Stormy. So now it's just. Yeah. Yeah.
Who knows? Stormy. It's going to be interesting.
Surprise tag partner. It'll be Mike Turner and
JP versus. if we're gonna shoot things real quick
listen the way that i've been treated in the
event wrestling all right the for the last like
year between grinding to just have a spot on
the show to literally having to buy a ticket
one show to just attend in the front row and
then having to jump in and fill in in a rumble
all in the same time and then end up getting
punched in the mouth and bleeding by an asshole.
Me? No, it was Lee. weird and he was sick and
tired of everyone else hitting him with punches
so he decided to throw his own fucking punches
and he ended up like busting three people's fucking
lips because everyone else... Dude, he cracked
me and I turned around and I was like, motherfucker!
This was the same night Lee and Jason wrestled
each other. This was the same night Lee and Jason
wrestled each other. And he had gotten so physically
tired of just getting his ass whooped the whole
night. In the rumble, he just decided to say,
fuck it. He just started throwing fucking potatoes
at everyone. And I ended up walking in with a
fucking busted lip the entire rest of the night.
I love it, too, because people thought that you...
My bad, bro. Yeah, we thought JP gigged. All
of a sudden, what the fuck are you doing? JP
gigged. Literally, I took it. I took it, and
I wiped it on my forehead. I'm like, I'm gigging,
brothers. Larry's like, I need to get a rumble
for a Jeep. He's like, I busted my fucking lip.
And Larry's like, oh. But between all that and
having to fucking dress up. Was that recently?
No, that was a year ago. No, that was earlier
this year. Was it at that Mike Turner, Ryan Coulson
show? No. No, this was in Franklin. It was an
MEW show. What did I do on that show? It was
The Wild versus... Was that us? I think it was
Taco, whatever the fuck they're called. I love
those guys. Those guys are cool. I like them.
Yeah, those guys are dope. I still feel bad that
we went over when we weren't supposed to. One
time by accident. Oops. Yeah, I read the card
wrong, so we called the match like we were going
over. Well, in my defense, I didn't even second
-guess it because he originally said the original
plan was you guys lost the belts. We're going
to work you guys up for that rematch. So when
you said we're going over, I'm like, oh, okay,
whatever. Because I didn't even register that
we weren't going over that night. Sturdy Savage,
Johnny Pierce. Oh, that was a singles match.
Hold on, I'll find it. Talk amongst yourselves.
Oh, yeah, I didn't finish my rant, so, you know,
between, you know, being put in fucking last
-minute situations, not being thought of a first
priority, and then having to dress up on my birthday
as a Hulk Hogan impersonator, wrestling another
Hulk Hogan impersonator on a pre -show, not even
the actual fucking card of the match, a fucking
pre -show match. It was a year ago, by the way,
motherfuckers. Mind you, that's wild. This was
a year ago. It was actually 11 -24 last year.
Mind you, a pre -show match where I had to wrestle
another Hulk Hogan impersonator because, you
know, why not dress up as a fake Hulk Hogan after
Hulk Hogan died and wrestle another Hulk Hogan
of a different generation? Mike needs to set
his priorities straight. So the fact that for
the first time probably in... over a year. This
is the first time I'm being advertised, scheduled
to perform, and on the main card itself is a
hell -froze -over type of situation. I haven't
been back since that tag match. That's because
you suck. Shots fired. Cat couldn't eat his own
ass. Sucks so bad, right, JP? Sucks so bad. You
realize that that goes away at the next show,
right? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on. JP, JP, if I remember correctly,
you and I were the very first Ring Wars match,
and I won. So who really sucks? Because you got
beat by me and a big kitty. I don't have a fucking
medallion because we got beat by Hyper Putin.
Ew. Yeah, ew. What the fuck? Yo, we got beat
by Hyper Putin. I haven't had another match.
Oh, speaking of Ring Wars, my turn about Ring
Wars, Chad Casanova. Once again, dude, Homeboy
walked into... He's a cheater. Dude, he walked
into freaking Cityside and disrespected the house
you all built, all right? I couldn't stand for
that. I'm sorry. I'm nostalgic. What did he say?
Dude, he was griping on the fans and how they
didn't deserve to pay money to see him and shit.
I was like, yo, yo, yo, these guys come in here
and pay their hard -earned money. I can't talk
tonight. Pay their hard -earned money to see
us, man. We're the guys in here, and I can tell
you about hard -earned money because you know
what? I sat in that crowd. I did. I even pointed.
I was like, I was right in that corner. And funny
as shit is I hear Nakia in the background go,
yeah, he did. Because I used to sit next to her
and Isaiah. But I was like, I used to sit right
down there, man, and watch these guys perform
in this ring. And I'm not going to let you walk
into this ring and disrespect the house that
Malik Logan. Johnny Primer, and freaking Adam
Ricker helped build, all right? First three names
that popped in my head. That is a wild fucking
three random names. Dude, they're the first three
that popped in my brain, mostly because I went
drinking with them after at Jester's. That's
why I remember the show. My first time ever seeing
J .P. O 'Reilly wrestle. I don't remember who
he wrestled. I remember the Penguin. No, this
was pre -Penguin. Oh, he was around for pre -Penguin.
So, this was in Brewer, right where we just wrestled
a couple weekends ago. And he made his entrance,
and he goes in, and he sits in the far left corner
and just, like, squats there with his fucking
long -ass fucking hair. And he's just shaking
his head, acting all tough. I think he had, like,
the camo green fucking shorts. That was my prime
era, like, wrestling. Like, attire look. Like,
I was, like, 220, and I was just, like, toned.
Dude, I thought you were a badass motherfucker,
and then I got in the business, and I got to
know you. I'm like, this motherfucker's a teddy
bear. I'll be honest. There's a lot of people
I've gotten into the business that once I got
in, I started doing everything, and I've met
them. I met them behind the scenes. Yeah, rip.
In the ring, they're like, I will murder your
ass. You're like, you are Ben. My first time
working Rip in Island Falls, I was nervous as
a motherfucker. Then we're calling shit and we
get out there and I'm like, this is fucking easy.
I love it too because it's like, was it the student
showcase? We're just chatting and Rip says something
nerdy and we all just turn to him like, what?
I watch Star Wars. It's like when I used to do
the face paint, I did the stripe, and I did it
because it's Quinlan Vos from Legends. He's a
Jedi. And I was talking to someone about it one
day. They're like, why do you do that? I'm like,
oh, Quinlan Vos. And Rip's like, yeah, man, he's
a really cool Jedi. And I was like, I'm sorry,
what? He's like, you fuckers don't think I watch
Star Wars? No, we just think you just stand at
home and you fucking stare at the next thing
you want to kill. You know what I think Rip Bison
does? He works out 23 hours a day, eats steak,
and drinks Jack Daniels for the other hour. In
my brain, that's what Rip Bison does. Rip, bring
back the drinking shit. I loved it on Instagram.
Bring it back, Rip. I don't think he drinks anymore.
He might not. If he did Japan, he might not do
it anymore. I heard that both him and Perry got
their ass kicked by their fucking training. Yeah.
You remember when Perry had us do the Tijeri
workout? Oh, I did. I hurt for three days after
that. I showed up the next night. I couldn't
jump. I showed up halfway through and I'm looking.
Everybody's dead on the ground. Like, oh God.
Well, look at the time. How are you guys going?
See you later. Almost like getting the fucking
ring. Yeah. Dude, Jason, did you wrestle the
next night? I can't remember if you wrestled
the next night. I think so. I don't remember
who I worked with. Dude, Ben and I worked, and
he's like, all right, so I'm going to hook you
up, and I'm going to hit you with the Northern
Lights. I'm like, yeah, okay. I can normally
jump for a suplex. My legs were so fried. I had
no jump, and Ben had to power me almost completely
over. And we hit the mat, and I was like, I'm
so sorry. He's like, no, dude, my legs hurt,
too. I get it. We laughed about it. I gave him
a shot after he laughed. It was fine. Oh, my
God. That's what I love working about Benny,
because when Benny had our feud in Let's Wrestle,
we'd have our matches, and then we'd go and have
a shot out back. Yeah. That's the way to do it.
I was so sad I wasn't going to be able to do
a shot of fucking Crown because we were second
to last. I'm like, fuck. I got this moonshine
I bought. Now I got to wait until I get home.
What flavor moonshine did you get? Was it the
old Smoky Mountains stuff? No, it was orange
cream. That's the best. I'm not going to say
that's the best, but that's like one of their
better flavors. I'll be right back. I don't know
what you're saying, but okay. Oh, there goes
JP. So yeah, no, I had the little shot thing.
I'm like, aw, I gotta wait until I get home because
I gotta drive. I'm also terrified of fucking
deer because it's pitch black. Everybody's making
fun of me because they're passing me. And he's
like, cat, you're driving slow. I'm like, yeah,
I can't see. I keep driving like an old grandpa.
I can't see, so I'm talking slow. Oh, never mind.
I figured it out. What are you trying to do?
Anyways, so yeah, it's crazy things. MEW for
tomorrow, Ring Wars. It's a pretty packed fucking
month because we've got, what, Let's is in, what,
a few weeks? Let's is on November 1st. Yeah,
I think so, yeah. And then you have the Comic
-Con on the 14th through the 16th. That's what
the Triple H, not Triple H, Kurt Angle's at,
right? That one? No, no. No, he's on November
1st in Augusta. Listen, I saw that. I saw that
online and I got so stoked because my favorite
wrestler ever is Kurt Angle. I met him down in
Poughkeepsie, New York a few years ago. But just
to meet Kurt Angle again would be super cool
shit. And then Randy hit me up like two days
later, asked me about that date. And I'm like,
son of a bitch. Oh, that sucks. Uh, I can, I
can probably still meet him. Cause I'm on that
show. Um, when we get official, uh, wild return,
a good question. When we get booked, basically
that will be it. When we get booked. Right now,
we got basically our own shit we're doing. We're
both going after different things. Nix is holding
two titles. I'm going after Ricker and trying
to do other shit. When the opportunity comes,
we'll fucking do it. You know what? I'm kind
of excited about you and Ricker too because whenever
I first moved up here, Adam Ricker was the top
guy in IWE because he was running around with
Black Rose. And Kenny Grover, he was the IWE
champion. Who the fuck did he beat? I think he
beat Black Rose for the IWE title. This is when
I first started in the business. I was training
down at the Dirty Dungeon. Oh yeah, I forgot
about the Dirty Dungeon. OGP talked about the
great times of that. listen i remember jp came
in with a stack of papers and like it was just
like a little quiz type thing and it was like
oh what are the five pieces of a match and it's
like um like i don't i don't i had never been
taught that before so like when i left there
after that i got shut down and i started going
to the dojo and like you know amber and jossie
and benny and eric Eric, we're breaking all this
shit down. I'm like, okay, I get this now. I
feel like I should have learned this at the other
place, but obviously I wasn't. Yeah, I heard
stories about roadblock and shit like that, leaving
the lights on and shit like that. Well, it's
roadblock. Listen, I see that dude every Friday
morning because I do the Vassarboro, Waterville,
Oakland, Winslow area. We get his six -yard dumpster
at his apartment building every Friday morning.
He always comes out. There you go. I'm back.
Always. Hold on. There's a good question here
I just noticed. I answered it when you were gone.
Oh, what the fuck, man? you both you guys are
just going quiet and started doing your own thing
and then disappeared i'm like well what's going
on i'll be honest the reason i jason made me
do this so he's like he's talking about the uh
old smoky right and i just was like you know
what i think i got something in the fridge so
i want to go check it out i do i've got old smoky
uh forget my camera's up there it's a banana
cream moonshine it's either gonna be awful or
good i don't know how old it is Usually they're
better with age, right? So it should be good.
Cat, what's the second word of that I said? Cream.
It's a milk product. I guess. Please save the
MPW tag titles. Tag teams matter. I love it.
Yes. When we get booked for Neil. Who has the
titles right now? Oh, it's the problem, right?
Ricker and Lemitz, I think. Do they actually
have them or did they drop them? Hey, that smells
good. Holy shit. What the fuck are you using
your mouth there, JB? It's a optical. That went
way too deep there. Oh, my God. There's something
you like to tell the class. I've been practicing.
Here we go. I'm going to take a sip. Wait a minute.
Are we taking shots? Are we all drinking? I'm
trying a sip of this banana cream moonshine.
I'll finish my beer. Here we go. Cheers. Why
is that really good? That's going to be really
great for the audio listeners who don't know
what they're going on. That's true. And that's
the problem. You'd still be able to get your
hands on him. I have a bunch of random shots
in my fridge. This is actually really good. Both
Neil and Eric made a decision where they're trying
to keep the cards low, which is good because
it's like... it makes a less longer show and
on top of that it's like there's way too many
guys to pay yo and i get that because i think
jp was on the show uh jason you may have been
on the show i think cat you're on the show the
vacation line show that had like what 16 matches
on it yeah the main event was ace austin versus
rip bison which is a banger and the crowd is
so good at that point they're like we don't care
and i'm like these guys are like kicking ass
i think i remember that yeah yeah One of my favorite
Vacationland matches was actually the four -way.
Jason, Devon. Oh, God. Who was in that? It was
me and Jason. It was Mike Montero and Trigger
the OG. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one where Jason
was at my back. One of my favorites. He goes,
you flexed me on the top rope and I hit sideways
on my hip. And you hear me audibly go, oh, fuck.
And I hear Jason Devine go, Andy, roll the fuck
out. I can't roll. Give me a second. I got under
the rope and I roll. And here's the worst part.
I hit the floor and I look at Dov because Dov's
out there with me. And I'm like, Dov, Dov, Dov,
Dov, go tell Jason my hip's fucked. Give me a
second. Like, because I knew Devine would tell
Montero to give me like a minute and Montero
would call shit with you guys. Yeah. Dov looks
at me and goes, what? That's like, fuck it. I'll
just go ahead and finish the match. I get in
there and I was like, oh my God. Use more local.
I remember the finish of that match. Cause you,
I feel like you did something off the top, right?
So basically what happened is I, what was supposed
to happen was for me, I was supposed to like,
you're going to hook me as a super suplex. I
was going to walk up to the top. You're going
to suplex me off the top, standing in the ring.
You pulled me quick. You pulled me off the second
over the top. I was kind of skewed. Yeah. The
only part of that match I remember is I hit Trigger
the OG with a really nice exploder. I only remember
the finish. I remember the finish was I was down
on my back. Montero went to go for the coup de
grace or whatever. I rolled out of the way. Yeah.
And fucking he turned in eighth to Baylor. That's
all I remember from that. I do remember that.
Of course you remembered it because he won. That's
the only reason why you remember it. Shut up.
I didn't get to work Montero like in this at
the stage of the game that I'm in right now I
got I'm upset that I didn't get to work Montero
now Pretty much retired because I'm jacked up
back or something. Yes backs all he might be
back He said he might give it time to see what
happens By the way, I just have to say, Tyler,
I agree with you for that last sentiment. Yeah,
definitely. This stuff should not be this good.
What the hell? I need to buy more of this. You
didn't even chug it. That becomes a problem.
I've been taking sips. It's a good three sipper.
I'm talking C -ups. All right, kids, so we're
going to get in the ring. I'm going to do the
Guerrero, and then I'm going to hear the D -Ride,
and then we're going to do the thing in one,
two, three. That's how we're going to play it.
You got that, kid? You got that, kid? I don't
know what the hell you just said. Cover me, one,
two, three. That is a very deep cut to me. That's
something for some of you folks. Shit. Oh, my
fuck. Yeah, so that's basically all fucking we
got coming up. I think that's announced the next
ring wars right now. Currently, it's Alexander
Lee versus a little Joe, right? Was it? No, it's
David Matthews. Sorry. Yeah, homeboy. Yeah, it's
going to get some work cut out for him. It's
funny because he's like, I was talking, we were
talking shit back and forth, and he's like, I'm
done with you guys. And I was like, you ain't
got to worry about us no more. You got Alexander
Lee. I still haven't had my match with him. I
had a baby. I couldn't fucking do that match.
Yeah, I hit him with a banana, so it was funny.
It was a fake banana. I think it came from Five
Below, but it was a banana nonetheless. I was
going to say, was it a banana that came from
the banana mace? No, that was great, though.
It was a rubbery one full of foam, and I ended
up signing it to a kid. She saw me at the next
show, and she's like, I saw the banana! I was
like, where is it? You got hit with the banana
flail. I remember that. Bro, banana flail. I'm
like, what are we doing? Dude, I remember when
he busted it out, and he's like, yeah, I made
this tonight, and I just was like, what the actual
fuck? Dad is known to make the weirdest shit.
It's the most effective. Pineapple. The funny
thing is, he's usually the one that has to go
through it or whatever. He made a table covered
in pine cones. Dude, I remember that. Go for
it. I gave an exploder suplex through a door
once. I gave JP an Explorer Suplex through a
door once. Wow. What's Maverick doing today?
What? What's Maverick doing today? I don't know.
Dunkey. Focus. Dunkey. Jesus. Oh, my God. Dunkey.
Focus. Wow. I can't believe you compared me to
the Dunkey Boy banner. That's crazy shit. Anywho.
Anywho, I am starting to get a little dozy, so
I'm going to pop off here so I don't fall asleep
on the podcast like I did last time. Is that
what he did last time? Yes, he did last time.
He fell asleep on the podcast. All right, I'll
catch y 'all later. One question for you, Jason,
before you go. When are we going to get the super
bailer off the second rope? Dude, that would
suck. I would not want to take that. How the
fuck would that even work? Okay, so how this
would work was I'd be up on the second rope,
I'd have dude in crossbody, and then I'd just
jump out and sit out with him. If you could,
try and rotate yourself so that you turn midair
so that when you land, you face the other corner,
the corner you jump from. That sucks. I'll take
it. Yeah, okay. Motherfucker. That is the worst
part about working the dojo kids. We're just
like, they'll be like, oh, let's do this thing.
And we're like, yeah, that sucks. I'll take it.
Like I took a bump off the freaking stage crown
last weekend and my back's been jacked ever since.
Well, it's been better the past couple of days,
but like for the first three or four days, it
was jacked after that. No. So is this a podcast?
Oh, go ahead. Oh, I was going to say. So is this
a podcast where fans talk about local wrestling?
Sorry, I just stumbled upon it. So, yes, tonight
we're talking about local wrestling. We do talk
about major promotions also. We talk about our
upcoming shows. We talk about sometimes we just
shoot the shit and have a couple drinks. And
it's like it's kind of everything, honestly.
Tonight we're just kind of, yeah. Tonight you're
just shooting the shit, talking about local promotions
that's going on for tonight. And talking about
what's coming up next. Yeah. Something like that.
Yeah, so, hey, welcome aboard, man. We're glad
to have you. There's nothing really extremely
going on in the mainstream wrestling right now.
Yeah. I mean, Kota Ibushi broke his leg. Yeah,
besides that. Oh, I don't know. It's Crown Jewels
this weekend. That's tomorrow. Tomorrow morning,
8 a .m. Tomorrow morning, 8 a .m. Fuck, you have
to have ESPN now. That's right. What matches
would you want to go see? I'll send you my info.
Oh, shit. I'll take it. Yeah, and then they got
to cut on that, like, really quick, like they
did with Netflix. Hold on. I have Jason's Peacock
for, like, years, and they never... Well, Netflix
nipped that shit in the butt. Yeah, they didn't
do that for Peacock. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me bring up Crown Jewel matches. Give me
fucking five seconds. Roman and Bronson Reed
in an Aussie street fight, I think. Who cares?
So, I'm going to start at the top. Cody and Seth.
Who cares? Goddammit, CBS Sports. Fuck you. They're
mine. Oscar and Rhea versus the Kabuki Warriors?
That might be good, because, oh, Rhea getting
fucking snot. You said Rhea, and I was like,
I am here for it. Rhea got misted so bad that
night. She turned into a goddamn fucking smurf.
Other than that, those three matches, I don't
know. Me? I'm a smurf ever. Alright, hold on.
Every time you whisper in your mic, I can't fucking
understand a goddamn thing you're saying. Who?
I don't care. I'm just being funny. Me. Yeah,
it's like I'm not... Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't really care. Don't care, don't care.
Okay, so these are the announced matches. We
have Cody Rhodes versus Seth Rollins. Stephanie
Vicker, my second girl, versus Tiffany Stratton.
John Cena vs. AJ Styles, Rhea Ripley and Io Sky
vs. the Kubrick Warriors, and Roman Reigns vs.
Bronson Reed in an Australian street fight. Okay,
that's the only one that'll be good, and then
it's gonna get ruined by Brock. Just saying.
The blonde gorilla. I know, it came back. He
came back and he's like, Jason, when did you
get on WWE? When Brock came back, I hit the chat
up. I was like, why is Jason on my TV? Before
you get out of here, plug your shit. Yeah, plug
your shit before you go. He's dying. I told you.
Dunkey, plug your shit. Dunkey, plug your shit.
Dunkey, wake up! I don't use Twitter that much,
so I don't remember what my Twitter handle is.
Dude, I've been battling it, man. I made your
fucking call for days, so I apologize. Yeah,
okay. All right, I'll catch y 'all later. All
right. See you later. What matches we got coming
up? These guys are having a match tomorrow. It's
J Maverick 812 on X, by the way. There you go.
JP is having a tag match tomorrow with Stormy
and Unknown. It's supposed to be Donkeys, so
I don't know. Maybe they're trying to go three
-way. Who knows? We'll figure out what will happen.
You have a match tomorrow, too, don't you? I
do. Little Joey Nails. I'm going to laugh if
he fucking beats you. For this. I've had this
for eight months. I don't plan to let it go very
soon. That'd be so funny. It's only been like
three months. It's been eight months. I actually
checked my match the other day. I was like, Jesus.
JP, I want to say you were actually one of the
first persons people had defended it against.
Or very soon after. You got a losing streak going
on, don't you, buddy? Me? Or JP? No, JP. No,
because I won my last MUW match. Oh, there you
go. And I won. So 1 -15. Doing good, buddy. Yeah,
I beat Stormy Savage and Johnny Pierce for it,
and you were my first defense, and I beat you.
One, two, three, four, five, six. All around
me are familiar places. I've had six successful
defenses. I plan to keep it for a little while
longer. I love our 3W. Totally off topic. We
need to have Profit on as a guest. And I'm not
saying that because I'm just sitting here talking
to him and I go, yeah. We're supposed to have...
Oh, shit. What is that? What's my strategy for
tomorrow? Drop him on his head. Because me and
Profit go way back all the way before our wrestling
careers ever began. If it wasn't for me and Profit,
we literally started a backyard company way back
when we were kids. And that's how we got into
wrestling. You were supposed to communicate with
somebody and then blanking by the name. And you
still have yet to give me an answer for that.
Shane Douglas. I already asked Shane. He didn't
get you back to me. Of course he didn't. Guy
who does the wrestling articles. The journalist.
You're supposed to get back to me on that. Alba.
Alba. I just remembered that. I can talk to Alba.
Wow. That was awful. I just lagged out. Yeah,
you're lagging like a motherfucker this whole
show. It was kind of funny. Yeah, I know. Say
a joke or you just talk over me or something
like that. I don't mean to. And then I can't
hear you. I can't understand a goddamn word you're
saying through your mic when you're whispering.
Welcome to NPR. We're going to talk about books
today. Book talk. Is this like Dylan Nix ASMR?
No, just be being stupid. It's a nautical nightmare.
ASMR. What's your strategy tomorrow? Drop him
on his head. Expect the unexpected because I
don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Once again,
drop him on his head. Remember, he's bottom heavy.
Jesus, that is so true. I have suplexed guys
three times his size, and I'm probably going
to have a hard time with him. It's hard. He is
the definition of sandbagging your ass. Robbie
the Giant. I love Robbie to death. Robbie the
Giant is a good example of this. He is very bottom
heavy. He is very thick. I hit him with an exploded
suplex once, and I was like, Jesus. He's just
a little guy. He is, but he's a thick motherfucker.
He's a thick little guy. He is. I haven't seen
Robby since fucking... NCW. I know I haven't
seen him since Fenway. I let Robby pop a powerbomb
me in a rumble once, and it was the fucking funniest
thing ever. We called it, didn't do it like once.
This was like hours before the show. didn't discuss
it at any other point during the night before
the rubble. And then we're just in there. And
at one point I go to like lock, imagine locking
up with Robbie as a six foot two. Like it doesn't
look right. I go to grab him and he just goes.
He just, like, says, go off the ropes. So I'll
do the rest. Like, okay. Just shoves me off the
ropes. And then I literally take my arms. And
I don't even take my arms. I just, like, post
by just wrapping my legs around his shoulders.
And then he just drops me. I'm like, what the
fuck is happening? So I'm going to respond to
this real quick. I'm kind of joking. I would
not actually physically drop someone on their
head. I do it on purpose. On purpose. I do a
lot of suplexes, so drop him on his head is just
my joke. No, I would literally feel awful if
I actually let you drop him on his head. Hey,
I know we're winding down the show here, but
I just wanted to do this just because Dylan Nix
keeps on asking every single week. What the hell
is he doing? He just fell on his ass. What the
hell? You're going to be calm. You got to be
calm. Well, actually, things are going real well
with the XFL. Oh, yeah. Oh! It happened. It's
pulling down. Fuck it! Do we have botches to
follow that up? Yes, we actually have botches
to follow that up. I was going to say, if you
want to use that. What a bitch. To this day,
man, I feel sorry for Antoine, man. And the funniest
part is if... The camera zoomed to the left about
another two feet. You'd see me sitting in the
audience. I remember watching that live going,
oh. Just because you asked for it. I went to
my go -to. This is a BDWJ Forever. I can always
count on him. BDWJ Forever. BDWJ Forever. Yeah,
probably. 100%. But for the audio listeners,
we're going to cut this out because you guys
can't fucking... JP's waving to the audio listeners.
JP's waving to the audio listeners. So for the
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All right, boys. All right, let's call it a night.
Yeah, I'm tired as fuck. Do your plugs. You don't
have to do your matches. We've already fucking
covered what we're doing, but if you want to
go for it. You can find me on all social media
platforms at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. I've never
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I'm on all those platforms. You can find me tomorrow
at Main Event Wrestling, where I'm defending
the Main Event Wrestling. No, we're not in Franksburg.
We're in Gouldsboro. Gouldsboro, Maine. I'm defending
the Maine state title against little Joey Nails.
We'll see what happens. And then next weekend,
I actually don't think I have anything next weekend.
It's quite a weekend. There you go. Yeah. So
that's tomorrow. If I lose, I told JP I'm going
to be really drunk when we shoot our promo. JP
will be on the podcast. I mean, JP is always
on the podcast. Little Joey will be on the podcast.
Oh, God. I'll quit. Seriously. I won't be here.
Sorry, man. I quit. I'm done. I'm done. I lost
my title. I lost my smile. I lost my smile. Okay,
Sean. Are you going to match it with the lazy
eye too? Is Joey Nails going to kick you so hard
you get a lazy eye? I lost my smile. Oh, shit.
You can catch me at JP O 'Reilly on Facebook,
Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Twitter, Pornhub,
who knows. Next Friday. You say that every week.
The worst part is they're going to say it, I
want to go look, but I don't want to go look.
No, you probably shouldn't because I think Sam
would kill you. She's probably wondering what
I'm looking at and actually asking. Could you
just imagine that people are just sticking your
face on AI fucking things and just doing... Oh
yeah, I can see it. Blurp, blurp, motherfucker.
Tomorrow I will be at a meeting. I'm going to
start my own account and I'm going to call it
for you and I'm going to do just a loop of you
shoving that pop down your throat. That's it.
I'm starting my own Pornhub account with hookers
and blackjack. Jesus Christ. Anyways, I'll be
there at Game EW tomorrow. That's where I was
supposed to be. They're not hookers. For right
now. They massage the cock for money. I think
the term is called hooker. You're a hooker. $20.
What did I just start? Anyways, it's supposed
to be. Would you shut the fuck up? I'm doing
exactly what you do all the time. No, because
y 'all don't fucking listen. What? Anyways, catch
me at MEW4. Cat, you suck a fucking cock. It's
supposed to be me and Johnny Pierce versus Glazed
and Confused, but apparently Glazed has been
glazed over. He's a little under the weather.
Wow, fuck you. You can catch me also at Geno's
October 24th, Friday. Go fuck yourself. That'll
be a good time. You lost your top space. No,
you lost it. You lost your religiousness. Yeah.
October 24th, Geno's. And then that's all I got
so far. Big Cat Tyler Adams. I haven't been announced
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I told you quit. You want to pay my bills, boy?
Nope, I can't pay my bills. Exactly. And then
just Ring Wars on the 21st. I'm November. Yeah,
we're out of here. Catch you guys next week.
No. Yes. When is everybody working? What's next
Friday? October 24th is my next Friday show that
I'm working. That's Geno's, isn't it? I'm not
even on that one. Yeah, so okay. I wanted to
go to Maine Wildlife Park and I'm here for it.
Well, then we'll take that Friday off. The 24th,
you said? Okay, 24th we're taking off. So other
than that, guys, thank you guys again for watching.
We had like five people in here, like almost
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to stick around. I keep figuring I have a desk
now and it's like solid. we'll catch you guys
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