Welcome, welcome, welcome. I don't like that.
I don't like that either. I was trying to make
it fancier, and it made it worse. To another
episode of Per Sessions Wrestling Podcast, I'm
your host, the main of main, Big Cat Tyler Adams,
coming off with a win at Ring Wars against J
.P. O 'Reilly. And, of course, we're here with
the hardcore maniac J .P. O 'Reilly. And, of
course, we got our favorite guest, who is going
to be on the show for us, talking about the wrestling
news, The Epic. How's it going today? Fucking
fantastic. I'm still working because you know,
these lovely people I work with are borderline
next to stupid. Yeah. Supposed to be out by 5.
I had to do a 13 hour work day. 18? I had to
do 13 yesterday. That's like standard. Yeah,
but But you got to also understand my routes
is typically between like eight and 10 hour days.
I had to do 13 and I was cutting it very close
to 14. I was going to have to call my boss. Go
ahead. No, no, go ahead. Call your boss. I was
going to say, I was going to have to call my
boss and be like, I don't know where you are.
I might have to park the truck. You have to come
get me. Move the truck, please. We have a 14
-hour rule here in the state. I don't know what
it is in California. No, it's 14 hours. Sometimes
I just drive, though. I don't give a shit because
it'll get my boss in trouble if I don't like
him. I love my boss. The one boss I do love.
Actually, there are a couple. My buddy... Oh,
my God. My brain is not working. It's not Brian.
Anyways. uh bearded boss uh coolest guy in the
world uh love him to death uh he never does this
stuff to me but the load planner that i got no
argument with last time did it again he sent
me like in the middle of the day right now like
an hour and a half away plus the traffic probably
like nine hours worth of traffic if i would have
done the full trip but i have to cut it in half
and take it back to the yard and i'm still two
hours over The other day he tried to argue with
me, like, sometimes you got to work 14 hours
or you're going to have to do these 14 hour days.
And I told him in the middle of a company chat,
no, that sounds stupid. Because by the time I
get off work and drive home and you got to imagine,
I drove there too. And then I got to eat, cook
dinner, clean, you know what I mean? Like all
the other stuff I want to do with my life. I'm
only going to sleep maybe like four or five hours.
And you want me to do it again the next day?
Because I know you're not going to cut my day
short. You're going to make it 12 to 13 hours
like you always do. So I'm not doing that. So
then, you know, it got down to the point where
they're like, oh, you're going to get a load
refusal, and you'll be written out. But I said,
well, do what you got to do, loser. You know?
I don't give a shit. I don't know how it is where
you are, but I know they're dying for help in
Maine. So if my mom said that to that, I'd be
like, I'm just kidding. Please don't. Oh, yeah.
No, they need me right now. So, like, you know.
They're short drivers. We lose drivers because
of the way they work us here. It is what it is.
I should just fucking tell them, hey, listen
here, motherfucker. I'm the boss now. One of
these days, it's going to happen. I'm just going
to fucking literally take a picture of my balls
and send it to them and be like, hey, what do
you think of that? Do you like what you see?
Because I'm going home. Are you A -class? Am
I what? Are you a class driver? I'm a class A
driver? Yeah, a class A driver. Yeah, are you?
Yeah, a class A driver. I've never heard anyone
call it an A class. I've always heard class A.
Class A, A class, I don't know. Are you a class
driver? Yeah, I'm a class driver. Are you a classy
driver? Yeah, I'm classy as fuck, bro. I flip
off people all the time, pee on the side of the
road, wiggle my dick at strangers, you know what
I'm saying? I just out here fucking living life.
Here we go. Dude, that happened one time. I was
pissing off the side of my truck on a five freeway,
and I was just thinking, like, oh, no big deal.
There's just a farm next to me, not realizing
there's, like, a highway next to the fucking
freeway. And this fucking car drove by and was
like, I can see your dick. And I just wiggled
it. I was like, yeah. How do you like it? It
doesn't matter. We're in California. You can't
get arrested for it. We're already this one.
I'm sure the lot lizard stories are wild. Oh,
I bet they are. yeah dude i've seen like i've
seen some shit like like they like go knocking
on your truck at night too like fucking you're
just like man i'm trying to sleep and then you
look out there and you're like is that a dude
or a chick and then like you get them into your
truck and you're like ah it's a dude and then
you don't want to it's california you don't want
to be a bigot so you have to suck their dick
so you're not considered a bigot you know i'm
just saying you gotta do Yeah, look, I'm just
saying, look, it's only offensive, too, when
theirs is bigger than yours, you know? Yeah,
exactly. That's when you're like, God damn, I'm
offended now. Get out of my truck. It wasn't
the fucking fleas that you brought in here. I'm
offended because your dick is bigger than mine.
Oh, shit. I'm not an over -the -road truck driver,
so that story was completely fabricated, but,
you know. Yeah. Someone's going to be like, the
ethics. Cool story I made up. Yeah. Someone might
clip it who doesn't like me, and they're going
to be like, clip that right there. The ethics
sucks a dick. I'm like, ah. Oh, no. Oh, shit.
So, speaking of... So, um... Speaking of sucking
dick, no, I'm just kidding. How was your weekend?
Yeah, it was great. GCW. Gate -changing wrestling.
Yes, you mentioned about the last time you were
on that you were going to head over there and
just hang out, whatever. How did that go? Sorry,
keep going. No, no, go ahead. I was going to
say, it was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was fucking,
it was, it was, it was, it was exciting. You
know, I never seen GCW really. It was the first
time I saw it and the wrestlers there are like
next level fun entertainers. Yeah. And I love,
I have a love hate relationship with GCW. Like
they have a lot of great matches, but it seems
like the matches that they post that you can,
that you can watch. it's like all hardcore and
like sometimes it's like oh this is cool and
that i know jp loves the But other times it's
like, okay, this is just way too fucking much.
It used to be mostly all death matches, but now
they have changed their structure to a lot more
of the mainstream audience for wrestling. It's
a lot of spot fest stuff, but at the same time
they still implement that death match core specifically
on the shows that they need to do it. They don't
just hone it only to the hard stuff. stuff now
yeah and like i don't know even the guy who did
the hardcore stuff you can't like you can't say
he wasn't a great entertainer he comes out singing
fucking doing his shit that's a good promo at
the end the fans are into it he was just entertaining
and having a fucking great time you know like
as like uh a guy who doesn't do that kind of
wrestling uh i was still like happy to watch
them having fun because at the end of the day
there's an audience for that their audience liked
it and they're giving the audience what they
they wanted they cater to a niche audience you
know that's their business model and the reason
they do the the hardcore and they post it is
because that's more than likely what gets the
most shares and views from them yeah yeah like
they i know they can do they have they can do
more it just I just wish they would post more
of those matches instead of more of the hardcore
shit like that because they have great matches
on there. They have a very wide variety now of
style of matches because you can go on to, they
don't update their YouTube channel a lot, but
if you look at their top YouTube video, it's
actually the Invisible Man versus Invisible Stan.
Yes, oh my god, I reacted to that. It was so
fucking funny. It's Bryce Rensburg, and it's
just like nobody in the ring wrestling, and the
ref was able to tell a story with two invisible
dudes, and they did a spot off the fucking balcony
through a fucking group of people, like security,
and they built a fucking story off nothing. I
love that because they're fucking fantastic.
Dude, the other thing, too, was really cool is
I got to talk to Matt Cardona a little bit. Yeah,
he was up for Limitless a few months ago. And
I wish I was there because he did a seminar as
well, just sitting down chatting with everybody.
And I can't remember if he actually did some
wrestling or if he did more of a conversation
of this is what WWE or what people are looking
for, like this is how you make yourself better.
And all the guys talking about saying how great
it was to talk to him and how influential it
was getting that information from him. Yeah,
no, honestly. It was great. I was trying to flirt
with him, but he just wasn't into me. I like
women, but I was like, anything to get over,
you know what I'm saying? He was no selling it.
I was just honestly so disappointed in myself.
Like, all right, cool. I'm not hot. Whatever.
These muscles don't impress you? Yeah, right?
He's got his own. Fucking jealous, man. great
chant no the guy was super down to earth super
cool uh i asked some very basic questions he
was just talking about like what match uh what
spots he likes to be on the card uh this and
that like i don't want to bother him too much
because there was one dude that was there that
wanted shut the up oh my god and he was so loud
too that like my ear was picking up because it's
like an auditorium it picks up acoustics really
well so this guy was able to hurt my ears and
annoy me from across the room just talking nonsense
to himself and like matt was eating a burrito
and i could see his face like ah he's so annoyed
right now trying to eat that burrito i feel like
he's going to hit that man with the burrito any
second now and i'm watching this all go down
and then but like and that was all happening
like yeah like i didn't get much time with him
um And then that guy was talking and I just,
I had to get the fuck out of God. So people were
like, get busy, you know, like contemplated running
in traffic. He was talking so much. It drove
me insane, dude. I was like, I'm just going to
hit, I'll get hit by a car and I'll have an excuse
not to be here. It was exactly like limitless
wrestling when we're at, when Jeff and Matt and
Jeff Hardy showed up for a vacation link up for
Lewiston, Lewiston, our biggest show ever over
2000 people showed up. And we were like, all
we all knew this is one or two people. It's like,
We were waiting for Jesus to get to them. If
they started, we'd be like, dude, shut the fuck
up. Don't ruin this for us. They're here. We
want to at least say hi. If you fucking be a
mark and ruin it for all of us, we're going to
beat the shit out of you. But this guy was a
worker. This guy was a fucking worker. Well,
yeah. These guys are workers too, but we have
those guys that are just like... uh buddy ours
wesley pipes he was talking about um when he
worked uh chris masters uh they were just people
in the locker room that just wouldn't leave him
the fuck alone and you didn't want to do with
anybody like and then the locker was like guys
try to do my shit try to get ready for my match
and you guys go away type thing so we were worried
for that too because We're all fans. We're all
wrestling fans. This is a humongous opportunity,
but there's some people that just don't understand
to relax. Don't bother them. I was never a wrestling
fan, so I'm gifted with that. You know what I
mean? The whole time I've been in the wrestling
industry, I've been looking for the casting couch
or the wine scene of the wrestling who can get
me into the big contracts. The whole time, that's
just what I've been looking for. I thought Matt
Cardona could be that guy and he just wasn't
one of the cards for me. I understand that these
people, what they do is they get nervous and
they're like, I'm going to talk super loud and
I'm going to get noticed and I'm going to talk
about wrestling and what I know and put myself
over and I just want to set up a fire. It's so
bad, dude. I legit was just thinking terrible,
terrible thoughts when this guy was talking.
I was like, oh God. And I kind of find out he's
worked for like big companies and stuff like
that. And I'm like, that's what happened. That's
why you're here. That's why you're not on the
card and you're here just talking and running
your mouth. Don't shut up. Cause you do this.
So you can never get anywhere. Cause no one,
no one in the locker room. That's one thing I've
known and learned is that if nobody in the locker
room likes you, you're never going to be on the
fucking company card. They never going to want
you there for every fucking taping. Like you've
got to be able to fucking assimilate. You don't
want to be the guy who smells like hot ass and
you don't want to be the guy that fucking talks
with a loud tone that doesn't shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's kind of sad that we have to explain
to people, hey, once you're done wrestling, wash
your shit. Yeah. And come clean to a show. Nobody
wants to work your dirty ass. There was one guy
at the dojo tapings, student showcase tapings.
And, oh, my God, it smelled like he never fucking
washed his gear. It's like he just threw it in
the dumpster, pulled it out of the dumpster,
and put it on to wrestle. It's just like, dude.
It's like, I just feel bad for the person. Like,
how do you get people to work with you? Because
if that was me, if I was working a match and
you smelled like that, I'd be like, dude, we're
just doing punches or nothing at all because
I can't fucking stand two feet in front of you
next to you. Holy shit. Bro, fuck that. I'd give
him like a shoot sweet chin music and be like,
all right, buddy, like you're going to come in
much harder. I need you to pin yourself because
I'm not going to touch you. Okay. I will fuck
you up for real. Like, I, yeah, I've never shot
on somebody for smelling bad, but I've shot on
people before, uh, just for being complete dick
bags. There was one guy, there was one guy that,
uh, I have proof, and I was after and trying
to get him actively locked up for being inappropriate
with somebody underage. I couldn't get, like,
proof of them, like, doing anything that was
jail -worthy outside of, like, endangering a
minor. I saw them drink and drive with that person
in the car and then give them weed. And when
I brought it up, everybody was trying to protect
this fucking loser and all kinds of stuff. I
finally ended up getting rid of him when I left.
uh that place but uh one of the matches he was
in the corner as a ref and he was trying to do
too much as a ref and i i was talking to the
guy said hey i'm gonna give you a feel you know
how to take a bill and he was like no i said
just flip up so we're talking and the ref starts
to separate us while i'm in the middle of talking
to this guy and like trying to like make everything
about him so i grabbed him by his hair and yanked
him violently by his hair and threw him on the
floor and like a chunk of his hair in my hand
Oh my god. Yeah, I was like, fuck that. Then
I looked at him and said, get the fuck out of
my match. Did you bite him? I wish. I would never
bite this person. You'd never bite a meth head.
This guy was a meth head. He's like missing a
tooth. He looks like fucking Earthworm Jim survived
the fucking nuclear fucking holocaust. Oh, no.
Yeah, dude. He's got like the, you know, like
the people that always have their shirt off because
they got like meth body, you know, balding, but
with long hair, missing fucking tooth, fucking
talks at a million miles an hour. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, oh
my God. He was the guy who cut, the guy who cut,
the guy who cut the promo after the whole incident.
The guy was like, I was walking off. Yeah, the
one who, that one, that's the meth head. How
can he wrestle being on meth? Does he even do
spots or anything, or is he just kind of like
a jobber where he just gets his ass kicked? Hey,
think about the 80s. People got it done, you
know what I'm saying? People are fucking high
on cocaine in the 80s wrestling. That's where
they got the term, the cocaine promo. I've been
to the tippy -top, you know, here. I've been
to the nose because I was coming off the blue,
and I was like, oh. I know what I need. I need
more cocaine to be the cream of the crop. I'm
going to do some more, bro, until it hits the
back of my throat and starts to drop. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. We got a comment here. He
says, that's how I felt when Kid Cash came to
MPW. I wanted to actually meet the guy, but people
just... uh kept blowing up his face wicked chill
dude but i wished he could have actually carried
a uh conversation mpw and uh and uh uh what's
that city awesome man no this is maine uh maine
premier wrestling main premier wrestling yeah
another company that's actually does well but
uh they kind of like taking a taking like step
back, but they've had a bunch of talk now. They
had Mr. Anderson to talk about Chris Masters.
Yeah, Chris Masters. You guys should get me booked
out there. I'll do it for free if I get help
with my flight. I mean, I'm good friends with
the owner. I bet Neil would fucking do it. I
just did my fucking debut match with Championship
Wrestling Hollywood. I fucking, I was recovering
from fucking pneumonia. Like, recovering from
pneumonia takes a little bit. I don't know if
you guys have ever had it. But when you get that
fluid in your lungs, it takes a little bit to
come out. You know? I've never had it severe.
I've had it, but never, like, never, like, hospital,
had to get sent to the hospital and get drained,
shit like that. No, like, I didn't have to go
to the hospital, but definitely fucking, I know
how to drain it. You just take Mucinex and Broncade.
You take Expectorant and you just cough it out
and spit it out. Right? but i was doing that
and i championship i felt like i was good you
know like but i still felt like i was breathing
through a straw or breathing in water or like
water vapors yeah i did an eight minute match
i didn't like you could tell i was tired because
my movement slowed down and my pace slowed down
i i never touched my knees never bent over never
took a break never powdered out but oh boy yeah
that was yeah that's all i gotta say That's me
every match, but that's just because I'm a fat
fuck. Oh, man. I try to fucking put on the best
show. I take a break when I hit the curtain.
I was the heel, so I didn't go up on the ropes
afterwards and do my normal bit. Afterwards,
I had to go fucking throw up a little bit. I
was like, oh, boy. This is fucked up. I think
I had too many energy drinks, too. I feel like
that's a bad combination. All I heard is I haven't
wrestled. Oh, it's because I haven't wrestled
since April. So I had my first match back. Hey,
look what I got here. Shiny Metal said I kicked
your ass on Saturday. Hey, how about you fuck
off? Did you get your ass whipped on Saturday,
bro? Yeah, we had a match on Saturday. Tell him
how you feel after you whipped his ass. I tried
to do an after show promo, but I was so gassed.
I couldn't get fucking three words in. Like I
said, I haven't wrestled since April. They claimed
we did 1520. I don't think it was that much.
No, I don't think so. I think it was at most
10. I feel like we did just about 10 or a little
over 10. Yeah. But I was I was asked If I'm too
tired to do a promo afterwards, I got some quick
one -liners that I'll throw out there, but I
got I'm sorry I got some single mothers to attend
to Say I should have thought I tried to think
like I try to think of something But I was like
it just kept on coming up mumble -jumble like
okay I'm just gonna say what I need to say now
to promote their match coming up in November
And we're gonna call it good cuz oh my god was
so fucking bad. I was so what what's your character's
backstory what's the lore of you what's the lore
of me oh it's just it's just a big guy uh strong
big cat uh i enjoy you know i'm a fun goofy like
character and like i come in when i'm here to
have fun you know you know um i'm uh you know
all fun and games until you piss me off then
then i'm gonna beat the shit out of you You need
to go back and write a fucking lore. I never
even thought about a lore. How fucking dare you?
How fucking dare you? I'm offended. You offended
me. You offended your guests. You had me on a
show just to offend me. You know what you need
to do, bro? You need to say, after this match,
I just had a great time whooping your ass all
up and down the ring, but there's a girl out
there who needs my big belly on her back. And
you walk off, and then you can go be tired. Holy
shit. Everything with me is sex. I'm sorry. It's
okay. I'm deprived. I work so much, I don't even
do anything. I don't even participate in it anymore.
I just come home and sleep and yell at my girlfriend.
Don't touch me. I'm tired. Don't even look at
me. I got a comment here. The question on the
panel. Thoughts of PWI500 in general. I think
it was fucking garbage this year. Yeah, I agree.
I think it was a lot of favorites and not actually
because they had numerous people on there that
should have been on there and they weren't. Or
people low. The Epic wasn't on there. What the
fucking bullshit was that? Casanova wasn't on
there, and I love Casanova. Yeah, Casanova wasn't
on there. Rhea Ripley wasn't even fucking on
there. Bro, that's fucking dog shit. She's the
fucking dope. Easily fucking, like, number two
behind me. Because I'm number one, goddammit.
I'm everyone's favorite wrestler. I gave them,
like, a pass for, like, the year before because
she was, like, injured, so she wasn't on the
majority of the, you know, of the year. However,
you don't have a pass for this year. She wasn't
in the top 10 for females. I think fucking Charlotte
was in there and she's had, what, maybe two matches
this year? Yeah. I think it's because she's from
Australia and they're afraid. They put her on
the list. Everything in Australia kills you.
Maybe they're just scared. There was a tag team
I don't really know a lot about, but apparently
they just go around taking everybody's belts,
and they weren't mentioned on there either. You
know who that was, JP? He's not paying attention.
I'm trying to think. I had it saved somewhere.
They had like 20 belts. I'm only thinking. Oh,
Jesus. I don't even know. The only first I could
think of just stealing belts was Mercedes. Taking
all these belts that nobody knew about and then
people making comments being like, how does this
make you a great champion if no one knows about
any of these promotions that you have titles
for? That's kind of similar to what these guys
are doing, but they're a tag team. They did multiple
states and they had a shitload of belts from
different companies. I don't know. I don't even
want a fucking title. I just want to go out there
and fuck around. I actually, um, I'm poor right
now, so I can't pull the trigger because I just
got suspended at work. Uh, this is like my first
week back. I want to, uh, I want to make an epic
championship belt. And then with that belt, um,
I'm already talking to a company that's made
some pretty dope ass belts, but with that one,
I want to wrestle only for charity. So if somebody
wants to wrestle me for the epic championship,
they have to fundraise a certain amount of money
for a certain majority. That's cool. I like that.
Yeah, it'd be fucking fun. Just because it would
get more publicity and the belt would mean more.
And then if that person raises a certain amount
of money and they get put over, I'll literally
give them the belt as a gift. But they have to
wrestle. Somebody who put up more money than
what they put up for charity. What if the wrestlers
complete dog shit, but they still raise so much
money? What if you have like a shit fucking experience
with this person? I know, dude, I don't need
to have a great wrestling match. I'm an entertainer.
You know what I mean? I'd be like, I got you,
buddy. We're going to do this. I'm like, are
you a good screamer? You know, like, let me hear
your more war cry. And then you're like, oh,
fuck. You know, if he was like. deaf and mute
or something like that. One, I would no longer
be a baby face for the amount of torture I would
put him through. Hopefully, I want to be one
of those guys that puts out a lot of money so
they can have a wrestling match in their bedroom.
I've had one of those guys ask me. I got asked
if somebody was like, are you into muscle worship?
I was like, no. and they were like oh i can pay
you and i was like that's also a no you know
and then they kept trying to throw numbers around
i was like i have a job you know i got on yeah
i have one guy i had one guy messaged me about
that he's like like i want a personal wrestling
match and i'm like uh i'm like sure um and i
gave him a ridiculous mouth and he's like oh
i should get that in a couple weeks i'm like
ah i wasn't expecting that that response i'm
like uh no no i don't i don't actually i was
just no yeah there was one time when i was younger
like 22 or like 23 when i was bodybuilding uh
somebody offered me thirteen hundred dollars
to jerk off on my feet true story yeah my god
good yeah dude I know. My car needed to be repaired.
I was going to say, I didn't do it. Oh, I didn't
do it. I didn't do it. I would never. I was so
grossed out. No, thank you. I'm funny. I can
joke around a lot. You must get people asking
you about feet. I get them all the time. I get
them all the time. I show them a number. And
never responds. Like, hey, I'll do it. I want
some fucking money for it. Bro, if somebody wants
to buy my socks or underwear, fair game. You
know what I mean? Especially like my underwear.
You don't know what I do with Taco Bell. You
know what I mean? Like, good luck. That's on
you, buddy. You know? That's what you want. I
mean, yeah. I mean, if the number's right. If
the price is right. I mean, underwear. Price
is right, right? Unless it's my Jaws underwear.
I love my Jaws underwear. Yeah, it can't be decorative
underwear or any branded underwear. Yeah. Today
I got donut underwear on. Holy donut. Yeah. I
just said I'll do that. If somebody's going to
offer me something, they got to start with a
Jay and Simon Bob line. Good to know. I'll remember
that for later. Yeah. If you're like, you ever
had your asshole lick my fat man in an overcoat?
I'd be like, ah! It's a great line. I'm tempted
now. It almost got me. Oh, shit. It's one of
my favorite fucking lines. One of these days,
I want to get somebody to be the cock knocker
in a wrestling match. I don't think people would
get it. Fuck them. I would get it. I would be
so entertained and laughing so hard. I don't
give a fuck what anyone else is thinking. I'd
be like, fuck you guys. This is worth it. It's
fucking weird. I'm never going to a show again.
Mommy, what's this? Oh, yeah. Well, it depends
on what show you're at. There's a bunch of kids
in the audience. You know what I mean? I don't
want to say any vulgarities and stuff like that.
They don't give me a microphone if there's kids
in an audience. They give me a microphone, I'll
be like, hold on a second, I gotta keep watching
my mouth. I know, I said, I screamed bitch, I
called JP a bitch during the match, and everyone
was like, oh my god. I was like, fuck this family.
He pounced me so hard that I didn't realize how
high I went up in the air, and you could hear
me on camera. I got the video. Oh, shit. Because
I was so... Oh, you have the video? I have the
video. It's very hard to see because it's from
the crowd, but... But you can hear everything.
JP went flying. I think the last match, the only
thing I... Go ahead. The last match I did was
with my buddy Matthias. He kicked me in the dick.
You could hear me clear from the front row. I
was like, oh, my fucking dick. Bro, straight
up, dick kicked me hard. I was like, oh, motherfucker.
When you see me go at him in the corner and he
goes for that kick to the midsection, he kicked
me dead in the balls and you could see it. Yeah.
It fucking hurts. yeah no dude i think honestly
that's what made me fucking fatigued the hardest
was getting kicked in the balls it's hard it's
hard after a good dick kick it's hard to breathe
i think that get anyone fatigued yeah i just
give him he just gave me a good old dick kicking
and i'm just like bro you're the baby face you
fucking cocksucker like i'm the bad guy and he
just kicked me in the wiener like now you are
a fucking asshole you know like who does that
to somebody you know I think he's just a hater.
You know, he knew that I was like sexy and stuff
like that. He saw my balls on the way out. Yeah.
He was just jealous that my dick looks so good
in my, my shorts when I came walking out and
he was like, ah, yeah, not today, buddy. I'm
going to kick that one down to size. You know?
Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking rude. You know? Exactly.
Listen to JP. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're going to
go to jail for that. You better watch your mouth.
I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
I wasn't expecting my almost near 300 -pound
ass to go flying. Dude, I almost threw him out
of the ring. We made a joke about that. We made
a joke about that before the match. I landed
on the fucking bottom rope, and I was like, oh,
my God. We made a joke about that because we
were... you know going over everything because
like i said i haven't wrestled since april just
you know breaking everything down trying to your
fat ass shut the up anyways um and we being the
joke is like what if i will try not to pounce
you out of this ring like dude you won't pounce
me out like if you bounce me out of this ring
you know that's the go home sure enough yeah
if i if i fall out on that floor we're going
home immediately i will not recover Well, now
knowing a lot about you, I think you're a big
pussy. That's all I think. Just kidding. I almost
ended up paralyzed in Vegas because I flipped
out of the rings on the rope and my legs got
caught. My back's still hurting from it. It's
recovering, but I haven't even been deadlifting.
Every time I deadlift, I go up to 700 pounds.
And now I'm like, all right, like, let me just
chill. So I've been like trying to deadlift from
blocks and go, maybe my back will hurt less if
I do that. And like, you know, I want those feeling
in my feet. And then, so now every time I've
done it, I've had some issues. So I'm like, I'm
just going to chill and I'm going to build back.
And like, it's been like two weeks since I deadlifted.
Oh, but I still squat. I went to like four something
yesterday and I was a little pain -free, not
totally pain -free, but a little. Have you ever
bumped in a brand new ring? No, but I bumped
with loose boards at Knox. They had a fucked
up ring. So this is a brand new ring. Brand spanking
new. You might as well be bumping on the floor.
It hurt, dude. Those boards were straighter than
the straight fucking air. I tell you what, after
that show, I bet you that got some fucking work
into it, because how many were this bunch of
superplexes and other shit? that ring got some
work in that night we opened we opened and we
did like i did that second rope drop kick to
you and that fucking hurt and then the next match
there's a fucking tower of doom happening on
a three -way and it's a fucking 450 pound man
as the fucking base and take like hitting the
fucking power bomb with a 320 pound fucking dude
suplex i'm like this brings in a fucking break
I bumped in the fucking ring we have at Knox
and he goes, what the fuck is that? He goes,
that's the hardest fucking ring I've been in
anywhere. It hurts. My neck is still fucked up
from bumping at Knox all the time. That's all
you do at fucking Knox. He's like, take a bump.
Take a bump. Take a bump. Let me see your bump,
Oos. Oos, good bump. All right, Oos. Yeah, roll
out. All right, roll back in. Samoa bump drill.
All right, Oos. All right, after the drill. All
right, come over here. Take a bump. All right,
line up, everybody. Take a bump. No, that was
fucking the other. That was Reno, Black Pearl.
Rikishi would bump you, but, like, different.
If your bumps look like shit, he'd tell you to
turn around and learn how to do it on the side
better. Oh, damn. Rikishi is the best coach that
you'll ever have in your life. If you ever get
a chance to train with Rikishi, it's worth it.
I promise you all my life. I would still go back
to Knox and train with Rikishi if it wasn't for
somebody that I absolutely can't look at. I'm
going to just throw this on the internet because
I don't give a fuck anymore. I bought a fucking
Ford F -250. Instead of another vehicle that
I wanted, uh, with, uh, an entire fucking work
rack on it, ladder rack, everything. Right. And
that was so I could help out with the ring and
stuff, move shit. And I worked five to five as
a truck driver. They, they needed help setting
up their new building and their new domain. So
I would move out their old building to the new
building after, after I got off work. And then
after I got done wrestling at practice and still
show up the next day and do it all over again,
only sleep in like two, three hours. Right. And
I put in, like, just into the new floor alone
on the other side. I put in labor chipping up
the old floor, getting rid of all the old epoxy,
doing everything I can, running tools. I spent,
like, $1 ,500 alone just on that project. Then
I was always buying tape for the ring. And, like,
when you're buying tape to tape a whole fucking
ring, that's a lot of fucking money still. It's
Gorilla Tape, you know? So, like, within the
span of, like, two months, I spent, like, fucking
$2 ,500 or more of my own money. Right? So then...
the fucking booker this fat fucking loser doesn't
brush his teeth it smells like his breath smells
like rotting asshole right this fucking guy all
he does is smoke cigarettes drink beer and fucking
allow raj to get into the wrestling ring so this
dumb son of a bitch fucking i guess he was having
a meeting and i found out that during the fucking
meetings he would laugh and joke about Oh, we
can get Doug to do whatever we want. And like
taking advantage. And the same guy who hit me
in the back of the head with a fucking hockey
stick and goal stick across the neck and my whole
back multiple fucking times, always shooting
at people and hurting people with weapons. And
I didn't agree to a hockey stick. I agreed to
a Kendo stick, you know? And then one of the
other things, he lacerated one of my kidneys
with a fucking hockey stick. This guy was super
unsafe. He popped my eardrum, tore my scalp during
one of the fucking matches. Like he's the booker,
so you can't put him in his place technically
because you're going to get fucked over. So he
uses his position of power to do that. Mind you,
there's another rumor that he said something
inappropriate to somebody in Vegas and that's
why they never came back because he's a fucking
creep too. So fuck that guy for everything he's
worth. So I can't go back and trade with Rikishi
because then I got to see that fat little fucking
loser who fucking was on the side of the ring
when I ran in there to go save Stu. He was the
one I made eye contact with. who didn't even
get in to help his buddy after 12 years. And
then he's at the hospital, like, fucking crying
into somebody's chest like a little bitch. Like,
you shouldn't be crying. You should go home and
fucking make sure you never come out of the house
again, you fucking loser. Like, you just watched
somebody that was your fucking friend of 12 years
get their face beat in, and you were on the side
of the ring. Then you do all that extra shit,
like, making fun of me for spending money and
working my ass off building this new building
for you guys and doing all this shit. And you're
laughing at me, mocking me, making fun of me
for fucking trying hard and working hard. Fuck
that guy. He's fucking evil. So if I go back
to that place, I'm supposed to just fucking go
and get trained by Rikishi and everything's going
to be water under the bridge. Well, if I see
him again, it's going to be so hard not to fucking
headbutt him and beat the shit out of him. That's
all I think about. Whenever I think about going
back to Knox, I just go and I think about wanting
to beat the dog shit out of him. I can't get
over it. That's why I can't go back. Because
the whole time I'm going to be there. And then
his fat ass is on the fucking flyers too. The
fucking loser. He's on all the fucking flyers.
He's always putting himself over. He's the booker.
And every time the title changes hands, it goes
back to him. He always puts himself over. Every
match. Wow. Sounds like other people we know.
Yeah. There was times where he got told that
he shouldn't be wrestling anymore and that he
needs to be helping get other people over and
all the other stuff. The very next show, the
minute he got that advice, when that person wasn't
around, he'd be going back to putting himself
over. It's just so fucking maddening. I can't
go back and look at that fucking loser. I just
can't. You haven't been back since the incident,
have you? No. I left my Spartan helmet there.
My tools. They tried to send me a fucking bill
because it's an automated thing. They tried to
send me your membership dues and this and that.
I sent them a message back with an invoice. I
said, you guys can pay for my stitches. Yeah.
They never even paid for my fucking stitches
in my eye. That's wild. They never even called
me. Nobody from there never even called me after
the incident. I was going to say, did anyone
reach out to you after it? Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
Oh, no. Maybe come back. You can blame it all
on me. I think you went under a bridge. I think
he did. While we're in for Doug. Yeah. Okay.
There he is. Hello. Yeah, we can hear you. He's
alive. Oh. I think his Bluetooth is. Yeah, his
Bluetooth probably fucked him. Oh. Yeah. Now
he's. Oh. Bitch ass fucking cop. It's definitely
working now. That was perfect. You're back. Can
you hear us? See, we hear him, so he can't hear
us. That's weird, yeah. He might, he might not
have a good single. Yeah. Well, this question
real quick while we're there, this will never
happen. I will never be affiliated with this.
I would rather put sandpaper on my cock anyways.
Yeah. Yeah. They, and I've been offered a couple
of times to work with Phoenix and I, and I've
just told them now. They couldn't pay me enough,
and I would rather... Well, first they would
have to pay you. Have it through a fucking needle
of heroin. First they would have to pay you first.
You got your shit worked out there, Doug? Can
you hear us? Nope. See, we can hear him, but
he can't hear us. If you can't, you might have
to leave and come back. If it's not working for
you, buddy. Because we can hear you. Yeah. There
you go. So, 45 minutes in and we haven't talked
about the news. So, we might as well get into
that while Doug's figuring it out. I don't know
how the fuck we managed to do that. Doug's fucking
awesome. So, yeah. So, what we got. So. I think
it was AEW Dynamite. Edge comes in, and he has
a match, and he comes back with Christian, and
he tells Christian, you know what? Like, I got
to go home. I got to, you know, do my own thing
and see you later, basically. So the thought
process is that Edge is possibly going back because
his contract is ending at the end of this year.
roughly around the same time that Cena is doing
his last match. So there's a thought process
that could possibly be Edge coming back to WWE
for one last time because there's been talks
about him retiring. And it's going to be Cena
versus Edge at Main Event Wrestling. here's my
thought process on this he they did this the
um him leaving the him and the christian bit
was on last wednesday's or two episodes ago what
was it i think it was last one it was 24th so
Say his contract doesn't end particularly at
the end of the year. Say that was his last night.
When you think of they probably do the 90 -day
race period of when they can allow him to do
anything. Maybe now they didn't do it with Punk.
Right. They didn't do it with Punk. That's the
thing. Or his contract did end and then it was
next literally instant. But this time frame now
from when it happened would be the perfect amount
of time to where if they don't announce what
his match is, like if they do this whole gambit
of Cena appearing on the last several episodes
of whatever shows he's last on, but they never
announce who his opponent is until the day of
or until it happens, if they wait all the way
until that fucking theme music hits and it ends
up being Edge, the entire fucking world will
lose their shit. Yeah, because they always have
amazing matches. If they announce it prematurely,
if it just gets... Him and the AJ Styles thing
just got announced, there's nothing built up
to it, and AJ's on Raw in the middle of a story
like this. The rumor is that Cena's kind of pissed.
With wwe right now. Yes. He is fucking pissed
because of the Yeah That match wasn't supposed
to go that way you read all the fucking reports
They said that it was supposed to be seen over
and lesnar was like now fuck that like Typical
fucking lizard fashion But then the the fans
know so much too. It's smarter for them just
to play that route where scene is pissed I think
Edge comes back and spears Brock Lesnar in the
middle of a match, kind of shows that he's a
babyface, and then Cena goes over, and then Edge
versus Cena happens after that. Yeah, that would
be really nice to see. I'd like to see that.
And I do agree that WWE has kind of leaned more
into the fact that fans, they know that the fans
just fucking read everything. They just know
we're not dumb anymore. Yeah, they're not dumb
anymore. So they might be feeding that information.
But the rumor, though, is that this is a one
and done with Brock. It's not going to happen
again. And that's kind of what people are pissed
about, because it's like, OK, that's fine. You
beat the shit out of him here. But when is he
getting his up match where he, you know, tables
turn, Cena goes over. And they're saying that's
not in the cards at all. He only has, what, how
many dates? Four or five now? It's four or five.
Yeah. So, like, he won't be all these, like,
random. There's, like, one. There's no more SmackDowns,
I think. I think it's all Raws and then PLEs.
So, wherever TD Garden and the Boston shows is
the Raw. And then. I'm assuming he's on the Survivor
Series card in some fashion. We don't even know
what he's doing in Survivor Series. But again,
I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
They told us that this was a once -in -a -lifetime
Cena vs. Rock, and they already were playing
on two. So I would not be surprised if he extends
the retirement to WrestleMania. I mean the wild
the wild concept would be his match ends at the
fucking Saturday night's main event and then
the fucking rocks music fucking hits and then
it's him and Cena building a fucking Do we need
to see a third fucking Rock vs. Cena? I don't
think so. What about you, Doug? It's the trilogy!
It's the dynasty! You gotta do the dynasty. It's
like the Patriots. It's like the dynasty. I don't
know, dude. I say just do one more match if it
was such a fucking banger. Let's do one more.
Take it a match at a time. You don't know where
the chemistry is at with everything. I will say
that I got to watch Cena call a match at Money
in the Bank. I was at that in the back. I was
working extras. Wow, that's dope. Yeah. Actually,
I met Cena for the Raw Netflix premiere and then
that one, Money in the Bank. Were you doing security?
Was that what you were doing? No, I mean, I'm
there to do whatever they want me to do. Extra
work, this, that, and the other. but i always
i get told you look like malachi black just hang
out in pre -food and i i was told so that by
like the main producers of like smackdown and
like who's who i i i can't remember the names
but i see him in all the wwe documentaries talking
those are the people that always talk to me like
you haven't for black wow i'm too big like at
that time i was still like 260 right now i think
i'm like down to 242. I'm trying to lose some
weight to let my back heal. 6 '2". Oh, shit,
you're mine. Oh, fuck, you're a beast. I mean,
if they ever want to do something with Aleister
Black, though, you're always, you know, you're
always right there. You, like, do a fake Aleister
Black. Well, I have a group called Battalion.
My tag partner, Alex Ace, is seven feet tall.
Oh, jeez. Yeah, I love him to death. He's from
Spain. España. I speak Catalan. We're our own
console. And they're proud in seven feet. And
I don't like to bump up. I love him. He's like
Treebeard. Yeah, he's fucking Treebeard. I fucking
love him to death. No, he's a great performer.
I watched him tear the house down with Michael
Shea. It was one of the coolest fucking matches
I've ever seen. Probably the best big man match
I've ever seen. They both agreed to just have
fun and work together. And Mikey loves to fucking
work the crowd and do some comedy shit. And,
and he's just so over and always just get stuff
done. Like, I think it was a, like two top bumps,
a choke slap from the top rope and a super flex,
you know, and these are, that, that was 700 pounds
of man in the ring together. Holy shit. Yeah.
They're big boys, you know? So like, but again,
it was really cool to watch. I watched that live.
uh just talking trash and having fun and then
uh yeah so i got him and then i got a little
nightmare so sophia she's a 12 year old little
girl she's so violent uh so we got her and then
another guy uh he was with a group called delirium
i don't know if you guys have heard of delirium
uh yeah they've they've been they've done some
stuff with aw they've been all over uh good group
but amir is his character is called the master
And he's a good actor. He's from England. So,
you know, we got his whole work around. My whole
group is, you know, I don't really want to work
with anybody with him. Like, I will. I will if
you pay me enough, right? But, like, I'm still
going to find a way to put... Oh, what the fuck?
Excuse me. Way to be an asshole. Listen. Right
in the middle of somebody. God. I know who we're
booking when Doug comes to Maine. Yeah, bro.
Let's fucking do it. I got this great spot planned,
right? I'm going to finger you and rub it on
your upper lip. Wouldn't expect any less. I told
my girlfriend's neighbors that I got into an
altercation in front of her house. Well, she
got into the altercation. She's a non -fighter.
She's the sweetest thing. She's never mad or
aggressive. so for her to get mad at somebody
they had a crossover right i think i think it's
so cute that she's angry and i'm laughing his
like hysterically in the front because like i've
never seen her get mad you know and sure enough
the guy stops the car like he was gonna do something
and then i went from laughing to like oh crazy
and then uh i get yeah yeah yeah very heated
passionately and i told this guy some words and
then the neighbors were like I guess the guy
was there with them. We're laughing. And I was
like, the fuck? I'm like, you think you're fucking
tough? I was like, I will finger fuck you and
rub it on your upper lip. And that guy looked
at me like, what? And I turned around and her
mom is right behind me looking at me like, how
did you just say? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking afterwards,
the mom's laughing and then she's like, I've
never seen her get like this. All the Dominicans
in the household were outside out front, ready
to go. Oh my God. Yeah. Every Dominican in the
house, the guys are shirtless, the mom's in the
front yard, the main one. Come on, let's do this.
I don't give a shit. I was so embarrassed. I
was like, I'm so sorry. I say terrible things
to people when I'm angry. I may not mean all
of them, but I sure will fucking say it. I know.
It's pure shock value, bro. I go for fucking
shock value, you know? That's why I do deathmatches.
It's shock value. Yeah, yeah. Now we can add.
We got a new spot to add. The cheese grater.
We got to add that. Yeah, cheese grater and the
fingering. Yeah, that's a good old time. That
spot's called who's in my butthole, right? Or
like, You know, there was a... No, you turn off
the lights. Right? That's my Reddit name, too,
is who's in my butthole. It really is. I'm finding
this right now. When the whole thing with Roger
went down, someone sent me a Reddit page and
they were trying to find out who I was and talk
to me. And someone hit me up, so I responded
on Reddit. They were like, oh, that's not you.
And I sent them a picture and they were like...
Why the fuck is your name? Who's in my butthole?
And I was like, I don't know. I just thought
it was funny at the time. I really should not
have searched that. I regret just typing that
in right now because now my entire... Okay. Why
did I type that in? You've got to use your brain.
Hey, you know what? My other name is Two Chicks,
One Cup. You should look that one up. I'm not
searching that one. We got a chat here that says
we need Epic before Larry turned the oil check.
Oh my god, yes. We got a hillbilly gimmick out
here that, well, he actually retired this part
of the gimmick. He would do oil checks pretty
much with straight up sticking his thumb right
in your ass, and he would do it in the match.
And he would build up to it. The whole shine,
the whole entire shine would be him like building
up, sticking a big, meaty, strong thumb right
up your ass. And then eventually in the comeback,
he would probably make you come if he fucking
shoved it up hard enough. Maybe not for me. Yeah,
but he would say a lot about yourself. There's
a lot of there's a lot of heels that have suffered
the wrath of the oil check. Well, it sounds like
to me, for you, it's not the rat. It's the pleasure.
Thankfully, me and him have been on the same
side of things for almost 10 years, so I haven't
had to suffer through the oil check. I don't
know. I don't know. Maybe your wife oil checks
you. You literally just said it might make you
catch it. To me, that sounded like projection.
Listen, it's happening live when you speak. This
podcast is about what's happening. As soon as
she heard that, she started fondling my legs.
So, I mean... Yep, yep. He's down on himself.
We don't need to be cancelled on stream for that.
Fucking you jizzing all over. No, I'm not going
to turn the camera. Anyway. So, speaking of the
John Cena stuff, we had a leak of the ticket
sales that's going to be for John Cena's last
match. Have you seen this, Doug? No. Have you
seen the prices? No. Okay, I have them right
here. They're ridiculous. They're nasty. So,
there's a, let's see. It's okay. I just had a
random moment. Look at the short -ass shorts
I'm fucking wearing. Bro, what are you wearing?
You're wearing that to work? Yeah, I don't give
a fuck. Dick out for Harambe, bro. Dude, if you're
driving for that long, why not? Show him again,
Doug. Show the shorts again. He wore those to
work. And a fanny pack. And a fanny pack. Hey,
a fanny pack is the way to go. It is. It keeps
your cock warm. You ain't got no booty. Yeah,
that's true. I have no ass. I can't wear booty
shorts if I don't got no ass. That's because
you always got a thumb up it. I do. Not enough
squats. Too much thumbing. Yeah. So these are
the prices right here. This is what they got
from the pass by by the on location EXP. So fifth
row for one person. is $6 ,500. Fucking wild.
Second row, $9 ,500. TV side, $11 ,500. And the
standard range of seats, so these are like nosebleed
to close to fifth row, range between $250 and
$3 ,000 per person. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, so
we talked about this before. We bitched at fucking
AEW for doing the exact same things. These are
supposed to be for families to come in. I understand
it's a PLE, but you're basically saying you've
got to be fucking rich in order to come here
and enjoy wrestling, enjoy John Cena's match
or whatever. Unless you are made of money, you're
not going to be paying that fucking price. And
that's just for one person. So if you wanted
to bring a buddy with you, you're looking at,
like, if you wanted to be right TV side, that's
freaking 20 grand. Just to sit on TV side. That's
worse than WrestleMania prices. Well, actually,
I'll take that back. I'm worth that by some other
people. Somebody, they should just give all their
money to me. You know what I mean? Like, that's
when they really fuck that. Yeah, they should.
I mean, you're there. Might as well, right? What
the fuck? That's so much fucking money. What
the fuck? I want to see the faces of the people
who paid 20 fucking grand a fucking ticket. You
know what I mean? And I want them to explain
to me how that was worth it. You know what I
mean? There's celebrities. It's celebrities.
There's a lot of people in the world that are
a lot. More wealthier than celebrities. Every
time I turn my truck off, the Doomsday Radio
goes on. Are they wrestling fans that would spend
that much money? Even if I had that much money,
I don't think I would spend... I wouldn't spend
fucking $10 ,000 for a seat. Fuck no. Fuck no.
There's so many better things to spend your money
on. Am I gonna get, like, a bunch of other shit
with it? It's like, am I getting a seat in, like,
half the fucking merchandise that it's selling
or something like that for that price? I just
went to a concert for, like, 600 bucks for the
two tickets that we got, and they weren't even
that great seats, but, like, it was worth it,
but, like, I wouldn't spend more than that at
a wrestling, like, even for front row at a fucking
wrestling show. Hey, make this make sense. All
these fucking dickhead fucking wrestlers out
there, fucking all like any promotion that's
big right all the fucking guys out there want
to take a stance fuck this fuck that i'm i'm
against this anti this anti that i'm for this
group that group there's fucking starving kids
in the world and you guys work for organizations
that charge twenty thousand dollars a ticket
you don't support shit shut the fuck up what
a joke man what a joke like you're just working
us for fucking money man like Get the fuck out
of here. They say they stand for this stuff and
then they do a deal with Saudi Arabia. Yeah.
Every group wants to fucking be a pioneer or
some type of civil rights fucking advocate. It's
like, okay, buddy, like, okay, it's your thing,
you know? You want to be fucking doing this?
If you really care that much, go fucking go out
there and fucking tell the life, you know? Your
company's making 20 grand a fucking ticket. I
don't want to hear it. 20 grand a fucking ticket.
You know what I mean? You're literally working
for the fucking corporations and all the things
you fucking say you stand against, you fucking
asshole. Yep. I just don't understand. Is this
a WWE thing or is this a TKO? You gotta remember,
They have the debt problem. TKO's like, how much
billion dollars in debt? I don't know. That ESPN,
apparently, they're bitching about that ESPN
thing because it apparently was not... Yeah,
the PLE was garbage. Well, not only the PLE was
garbage... That's not a bad thing. The TKO's
not in debt. Their stock has gone through the
fucking roof. It went from $81 a share to like
$170 -something. Oh, shit. Yeah. I haven't checked
them on that. I remember they were in debt, though,
which is why they were throwing so many PLEs
out there every other, like, pretty much, like,
twice a month or more than twice a month. And
then all these deals and everything with all
these subscription services were just, like,
blowing everything through the roof for prices.
And then the ticket prices alone were, like,
insane. Yeah, but being in debt as a big business
isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's when you're
not being able to pay your fucking debt. That's
true. It's like they did this deal with ESPN
and I think it was like half of what they were
expecting for people to sign up. I understand.
Because fuck ESPN. They're supposed to be about
sports, but every fucking thing that they do
about sports turns into some fucking sad sap
story about someone's fucking hard life or some
type of movement. And it's like, bro, I just
want to watch sports. My life sucks. I don't
want to fucking talk about some guy who's fucking
rich. Yeah, exactly. The thing with ESPN that
fries me, it's guys and girls go to watch sports
because they want to turn off their fucking brains
and they just want something that like, it's
supposed to be fucking partial to just sports,
right? Like it's something we all could look
at and be like, wow, this is great. ESPN took
something great. And they're like, you know what
we're going to do? We're going to talk about
racial issues and inequalities in the fucking
world and all these other things. I know you're
trying to escape reality right now because you're
depressed and mildly suicidal. Take that gun
out of your mouth. Wait, wait a second. Put it
back in your mouth. Let's talk about some sad
shit. I know you just want to watch sports, but
fuck that. You eat this fucking sob story and
you find a way to give us more money. Yeah, well,
that's basically what this fucking show is about.
For everybody to just enjoy and have a good time.
Escape the world and come to this. That's why
politics is not allowed on this fucking show.
Even if I agree or disagree, we're here to have
fun and talk about wrestling. I don't know how
many YouTubers I've unsubscribed. Because that's
exactly what's happened. It went from you're
doing this thing to now we're talking about what's
going on. And I don't want to fucking hear it.
I want to see you do what you're supposed to
be doing. I don't want to fucking, I don't want
to deal with this shit. I'm dealing with it as
of right now. Every day of my life, it's hard
enough. The last thing I want to do is hear about
some rich asshole crying about fucking their
hard life. Motherfucker, go wipe your face with
the millions of dollars you have. I don't give
a fuck about your sad story. You're a millionaire
now. Go to therapy. I need therapy and I can't
afford it. I don't want to hear your shit. Exactly.
It's just hilarious when you just hear these
people like... these millionaires fucking trashing
each other online. It's like guys are being like,
it's like, Oh, it was like, you guys are bitching
about things and you guys are fucking millionaires.
Like you have all the money in the world to do
whatever the fuck you want. And this is the stupid
shit that you're going to get into. Yeah. It's
so fucking stupid. I, it, it's the, uh, It's
the height of stupidity. And honestly, they're
only doing that shit online and going after each
other online because there's a base that gives
them more money. They don't care about anything
but more money. So the sales job is that they're
going to get more money if they take this stance.
Right. I love it. The world is such a shithole.
It makes me happy, honestly. The shittier it
gets and the more hypocritical it gets, the more
we get to laugh. But John Cena's last match being
$20 ,000 a ticket is wild. It's $10 ,000 for
one ticket. So if you want to go buy yourself.
Yeah. Does it come at a blowjob? That's what
I'm saying. It's like it's a package. It's like
$10 ,000. What else does it come with? You get
like. Before, I could understand, like, they
used to have WrestleMania packages. And the packages
would be, like, $6 ,000, $7 ,000. However, it
would come with Monday night, Friday night, WrestleMania,
the awards, the award event, the Hall of Fame.
And then I think it was, like, Monday night after
WrestleMania. So, like, $6 ,000, $7 ,000, that's
a good fucking deal. You're getting all those
shows and your front row seat. But now it's...
Are you just paying for that ticket? Are you
getting anything out of that fucking bundle?
You're spending that much money just to sit there.
Fucking wild. Yeah, exactly. The fans don't get
shit out of that. And that's the thing. It's
like you're hurting... You're just making it
so that people that... can pay for it are going
to go. You're not bringing in the family that
say, hey, oh shit, there's a pay -per -view down
the road. It's going to cost me $30 for a ticket.
We can all go as a family. We sit down and we
have a good time. What they don't realize when
people do stuff like that, they're actually killing
their future market. Because when you make things
unaffordable for the family, then kids aren't
going to grow up on it. And then you're not going
to have future fans. Exactly. Half of that reason,
I kind of want them to continue doing that because
a lot of people are like, fuck that, I'll go
enjoy an indie show for $10 a ticket and I can
get the same experience and enjoyment that a
WWE or AEW event that I'm going to pay fucking
$300, $400 for us to maybe have a good time.
Yeah, I could see that. I've seen some indie
shows where I'll never have a good time at though.
I'm just like, wow, this is really on right now.
I'm here. Usually those shows, 10 people show
up. So if you're there and there's nine other
people there, it's probably best if you leave.
Yeah. Well, I've seen some fun ones with nobody
in the stands, right? But it's like sometimes
you go to an indie show and it's like these moments
are about anything. Yeah. Like they know what
no storytelling and nothing just fucking shit
and like, you know The more I think about Brock
Lesnar and John Cena. I think they're gonna set
it up So we have Lesnar and Cena last match and
he's gonna get his win there They could do that.
Yeah, maybe I guess this artist opponent like
rocks gonna ruin his fucking day, you know Yeah
And like yeah, we're edging Cena ever like come
compadres I mean, they were, like, one of their...
In a way, they were also... That's, like, one
of the top three, like, rivalries that... Yeah,
that's why everybody's so excited to see the
possibility of them coming back. But at the same
time, like, if, say, Edge is not... Say his contract
with the AWB is not done, what if this is the
first, like, collaboration ever to occur between...
AEW and WWE. It'd be a wild concept. It would
be wild. The only problem is I don't think it
would ever fucking happen because we know that
AEW fucked TNA so bad. Yeah. I don't know. I'd
love to see AEW because I always had that mindset
before when WWE was really pushing their PG shit
and when AEW first started. Like, hey, if you
want to do the more hardcore shit, you build
it for AEW. You do the PG shit for WWE. And,
you know, you do the blow -off match wherever
it's like a steel cage or Hell in a Cell, whatever.
Do that at AEW. That way, you know, you get fans
of both sides. Like, I want to see the fucking
blood. Let's see the blood. You see that at AEW.
And then for the more, like, for the children
-wise, do WWE. However, now that Triple H is
more involved, we're starting to see more of
the extreme side, which I'm really enjoying.
We're not seeing it too much, which is great.
Right. Because that's the problem with AEW right
now is that, you know, you got Moxley every single
time he gets breathed on, he's busted open. Literally.
Yeah. Literally. They're making those moments
count for WWE. Like, the biggest example was
the CM Punk versus Drew McIntyre. That match
was fucking awesome. Yeah. Like, I want some
Cena JBL 2005, like, fucking action going on.
Oh, where he's just, like, he's losing consciousness
because he's losing so much blood. Gosh, that
was, like, the first time he ever bladed, I think,
too. Yeah. And he fucked himself up. fucked himself
up. Eddie almost fucking died. Eddie almost died
off a gig, yeah. Yeah, off the gig for JBL. He
was saying he was passing out. And that spot
was so fucking clean when JBL hits Eddie Guerrero
with the chair. You couldn't tell that Eddie
bladed. No. He was so quick. He took it. And
then he sat up and it was just pissing. It was
pissing blood. Smart fucking dude. Eddie was
the best dude. I think he's one of the best game
changers. Probably the most dynamic fucking little
wrestler of all time. And in the back of his
story where he got to WWE They fired him because
he was into drugs and other shit, ran the indies,
worked his ass harder to come back to WWE and
get, like, wasn't he the first small guy WWE
champion at that time? I think so. Yeah. Wasn't
he an X -Pac? Wasn't X -Pac a champion? I don't
think he ever was WWE champion. I think he was
like Intercontinental or like... Speaking of
him, you guys asked about GCW. I talked to X
-Pac for like an hour and a half. I would love
to talk to X -Pac. He seems like... He's talking
about his drug stories. Yeah, he... I wouldn't
be surprised because he's an open book when it
comes to that shit. He'll talk about anything.
He'll have conversations in China and shit. we
talked about the raja incident uh i told him
you know he asked me about like rakishi how you
know how was he doing or this or that you know
he like he's got a lot of love for rakishi and
so do i and he just giving me advice just being
a good man i don't want to talk about drugs with
him because like that's rude um you know like
i i got my own past issues and like i'm not gonna
sit there like i don't want to talk about it
for me you know I just wanted to make sure like,
you know, he was comfortable. Good. He was there
to watch his, uh, his, uh, you know, he's like
one of the head of talents at WWE. So he was
there to watch his people. And, uh, just ask
him a question to just tell him, I'm like, I'm
going to lost right now in the wrestling world.
And, you know, uh, funny. Cause when we talked,
he was like, I feel like I talked to you at the
last show. Cause he was there when I did, uh,
We did like a super show where Doc Santino's
and all these people from out here had like all
these W to be ID people show up and Oh my fuck
Why? That guy should have swallowed I Was gonna
hit my car Yeah, yeah, just fucking it ran a
red light. I was going on anyways What a way
to end the podcast right there. What a fucking
ending to a pod. Holy shit. Just fucking get
cleaned out by another car. Probably Roger driving.
I know we keep on bringing up Roger and shit.
I forgot to ask. I can't believe I forgot to
ask the last podcast. Have you talked to Stu?
at all how is he doing do you know i try not
to because i'm directly tied to the negativity
that he needs to stay away from um and his gofundme
made 220 something thousand dollars uh the last
time i did talk to him uh he uh yeah he was doing
better but still had some things to iron out
uh i i texted him uh he's responded with text
but then again it's like i don't have much to
talk about outside of this right so i i I don't
want to be somebody that sets him back in recovery.
Yeah, that's understandable. Your buddies from
Scaling Up Podcast, they're pretty close to them,
right? They're close because Eric is a former
worker from Knox. Eric almost died there. He
ruptured his spleen. Somebody made the comment
when he was in the hospital, he had a 50 -50
chance of living. Somebody made a comment when
he's in the hospital told his mom. Oh, he's got
to work on his bumps. Oh Thanks, buddy. Yeah,
yeah Kind of heartless but Yeah, yeah now fucking
that I'll wait I'll go back to train at Knox
maybe once in a while only for Rikishi and Tamiko
I love to be go Rikishi son. I love him to death
Like I do anything for that guy even Like I said,
there's that guy that I don't want to see. I
know Stu. He's going to forgive him. He's going
to want to come back. The minute he does, I'll
be able to stomach that fucking loser for maybe
one moment to go give Rikishi a hug and say hi.
After that, I can't see that person for more
than that day. I can stay strong for Stu for
one day and not do any punching. Outside of that,
I can't promise anything. You know, I'm a good
person. I'm a nice man. But like, you know, I've
not been shy about hitting people that have,
you know, I found me wrong or laughed at me or,
you know, basically being abusive towards me
and laughing about it. Yeah, that's right. I
hear about being laughed at like that. But I
was like, bro, like, that's so degrading. Like,
you guys thought of me like I was a bitch. I
get a nobody. And it's fucked up. someone they
can use basically yeah yeah they laughed about
me spending so much money on the place and like
oh we can get them to buy this or do this or
do this like you guys are low fucking low lice
fucking low lice it's it's it's but the shitty
part is that happens fucking everywhere you know
same thing we got in maine it's it's yeah there's
luckily um Usually, we iron that shit because
a lot of us are friends. We've all fucking trained
with each other or done shows. A lot of us will
get the word out and be like, yeah, don't work
for this piece of shit. You almost have to. If
you're a nice person, I think that's something
to put out. If you're a nice person, you're naturally
a giving, caring person. I got my shirt off my
back kind of guy. I'll fuck it. I always have
been. I'll throw myself on the front lines for
even strangers. Just because I believe in helping
and doing good. I'm a nerd. I was always obsessed
with Captain America and The Punisher too at
the same time. So go figure that out. But if
you're nice and you're about a bunch of people
that are predatory, they'll take advantage of
you. that that's that's just sad you know because
there's people out there that'll let you open
your whole wallet and and give away money that
your family could use to serve some selfish like
need you know it's low it's evil you know all
right it's evil it's evil you know should never
be treated like that and all those burping all
the other burps i'm hearing right there bro like
uh i think we should do a match I feel it. Listen.
Somebody having a little bit too much to drink
there tonight there, JP? Listen, okay? Don't
judge me by drinking on the pod. I love it. We
got a friend on. We're trying to be good graces
with Doug and you're fucking right here drunk
off your ass. How dare you? Listen. All the great
stories I've shared. Doug is so great to have
around and you're just fucking ruining it. God.
I'm going to go break my sobriety now because
of you and I'm going to go do terrible things.
Even worse, you're drinking in front of him,
you piece of shit. How dare you? What a terrible
person you are. I got like half of this left.
I'm going to finish it right now. I'm not sober.
I rarely, rarely, rarely drink. Rarely. I think
I drink once randomly on a Friday night. You
drink on every podcast. What are you fucking
talking about? Yeah, it's the only time I drink
is during the podcast. Yeah, it's where it starts.
It starts with the podcast drinking and then
it ends with you sucking dick for crack, right?
Well, sucking dick means never mind. Don't do
it. Don't do it. I'm fucking funny. I'm fucking
funny, bro. I'll fucking find a way. I'll flip
it on you. I'll ruin your life. I'll go to fucking
Maine and I'll put posters up like this motherfucker
will suck dick for beer. And I'll fucking have
your face front. I'll go to every building. I'll
be like, have you seen this man? I want a match
between you two just so I can watch him ruin
your fucking life. My career will be ruined by
this man with words. No moves required. Yeah,
give me a microphone. If you look at my Instagram,
look at the story I have with my buddy who's
a drunk pirate character. He is the greatest
to ever be in a ring with. Him and I could tear
a house down. If you guys want to see a fun match,
we will beat each other with squashes, kendo
sticks. We had a rule one night because I beat
his ass so hard in Vegas with a fucking kendo
stick that we didn't know was made out of bamboo
that he had bloody welts on his ass. And I teed
off on him in front of him live. It was so fun.
uh but he was like please no ass shots with the
kendo stick and he was like matter of fact can
i hit you tonight i was like yeah but hit me
with whatever you want i was like it's a small
crowd it's very like a wrestling party um i said
let's go tell a story so the story that we did
was uh with beer i'm trying to save him from
being drunk because he's my shoot like real good
friend you know and he's trying to save me from
cheating on my girlfriend and a life of debauchery
you know and and and morality even though he's
a drunk right so we started the match with i
can't believe you're always looking booker i
don't want to be with you anymore because you
can't get your together you drunk you and like
i'm like this and i'm like i'm out of here i'm
leaving and that's gonna leave so then i turn
and i see this girl and i said no hey man what's
that i said it's my cheat day today You available?
And then Ian fucking, the giant fucking pirate
goes, hey, you have a girlfriend. And he grabs
me, just starts wailing on me, and the whole
match starts. So then I fucking throw him on
the floor, and I roll out, and I said, I know
what you want. You always hide alcohol by the
ring. And I find a three -pack of Modellos, tall
boys, and I fucking, I pull the pack in the ring,
and I fucking bust him over the head with the
fucking Modellos. and one of them actually rips
open and goes flying into the air and he catches
it when he box yeah it's so cool so then while
he catches it he catches the modella cracks it
up and he starts spitting beer he like he spit
beer on me so i i open one and i spit beer back
on him and then it turns into this whole where
beer starts flying everywhere it's like one of
my pin stories you'd be watching yeah that's
the one on your instagram right yeah yeah And
fucking, no, he caught the beer after that. That's
when he caught it. When he bumped it, caught
it after that, and it still had beer in it. I
had a beer that I found when I was going to the
kendo stick, and I promised him I wouldn't beat
him with the kendo stick. So I grabbed the beer
and left the kendo stick for him to grab later.
And I looked and I said, I gave him the look.
I said, the kendo stick's on the fork with the
look. And he caught it. We speak the same language.
They're eyeballs. So then I fucking opened the
beer. I said, this is what you want, you fuck
loser, you fucking asshole. And I poured the
beer. And he goes, you're wasting it. And he
dives under the beer and I'm pouring it in his
mouth from the fucking top. Yeah. It's so fucking
fun. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Look at
that. We brutalized each other too. It's so good.
Dude, it's just like Alexander Lee. It's like
we're going to punch each other and we're just
going to love each other afterwards. No, he's
a professional boxer too. Oh, fuck. Yeah, when
he potatoes you, he fucking potatoes you. I clipped
him with an uppercut and you'll see him knee
me and he knee me twice as hard as he could because
I hit him so hard with that uppercut. He was
like, you fuck! You fuck! It was so funny, dude.
Yeah. We always do that. We call it Potato City
when we do that stuff. That's our own thing.
We call it straight up Potato City. You guys
ever want to do Potato City with me? I'll try,
but you probably knock me the fuck out. No, it's
all safe. We have... Yeah. But the beer spot,
like that shit right there, we'll fucking...
We want to bring that anywhere. And if you guys
join us with that, that'd be so fun. We would
have to do it outside the ring. I feel like we're
going to be so pissed. No, we just do a street
fight. We'll do a street fight and have somebody
run up and gimmick it. Be like, you guys should
do this with beer. And we get like a case of
beer going. We'll rip open the case of beer,
throw the beers at each other. I'll be like,
oh, shotgun it. I'll go to open it, fake drink
it because I'm an asshole. I'll throw it off
somebody's fucking dome. kick another person
in there, and then you guys start spitting beer
on me, and I fucking grab them, and fuck that,
I can grab it, spit it back at you guys. Fucking
everyone, Melee, Potato City, fucking beer flying
everywhere. We tell other fucking people to grab
fucking beers, drink it, we get the crowd involved,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, counter back in.
It'd be so fun. That sounds like fun. I love
it. It would be the time of our lives. When I
work for him, like, that match ended. I feel
like I'm doing a Dino show. type thing that you
should do my buddy chas has gas does the uh the
no ring wrestling matches in new york gasanova
i don't know if you guys heard him wait he's
the best have you seen that documentary about
that bar in new york that does wrestling matches
without a ring no oh bro are you talking about
castro valentine yeah Yeah, dude, I love fucking
Cass. Cass is a good fucking dude. He is fucking
amazing. I drove him up to Championship Resort
Hollywood. He just moved to California. So he
needed a ride. I picked him up. We fucking hung
out the whole time. He fucking picked apart my
match, told me I'm dog shit, but he loves me.
And then fucking, you know, that's his bar out
there. Everyone needs people to be honest. I
don't want people to tell me all that's good
when it's dog shit. I need you to be honest with
me. He didn't tell me it was dog shit, but he
doesn't like... I have such a look, and I'm always
over with the crowd, that he wants me to do this.
Like, take this out, take this out, don't allow
this, don't allow that, do this, do that, don't
allow this, don't allow... And I... i worship
his uh his advice like i love cass you know chas
and my boy rob can work you know in a good detail
i've been a couple shows with cass and he's he
is such a colorful dude uh he's uh he's currently
he's in china right now he's wrestling every
day for a month straight in china for all these
different promotions i'm like that's what china
of all places yeah i didn't know china did wrestling
you know so you know that she talked to him right
yeah last time i talked to him was like a year
or two ago but like we used to talk sometimes
yeah man i'm gonna tell you guys something that
that could be true or it could be just be bullshitting
so people hit him up and ask him about random
stuff that he's not prepared for when he goes
back from china but you know he's actually he's
doing some of these matches with a hard -boiled
egg in his butt crack uh and and when he's bumping
he's trying not to break it and then afterwards
if he doesn't break the egg one of the guys he
wrestled with that to eat just say hey epic told
us this is this true he does icw once in a while
if i see him next time he's in boston You're
like, hey, the epic said this. Is this true?
If I'm saying it, it happens. That's about an
egg in his pants, bro. You know what? There is
one thing I do got to say about Cass. This is
a shoot. He fucked up real bad with me, and I'll
never forgive him. At the end of the night, we
were going to go eat, right? I wasn't hungry.
He was going to go eat. I was like, where do
you want to go? In and out or somewhere else,
right? He fucking chose Jack in the Box over
Internet. I'll never forget that. I thought he
was a better man than that. You know what I mean?
He's a big boy and you're thinking that he's
going to go for the good. And he chose fucking
Jack in the Box. We don't have any of that fancy
shit. We just finally got a fucking... We just
finally got a Chick -fil -A a few years ago.
I was going to say a few years ago, we got to
check it up here. Yeah, fuck Chick -fil -A, all
right? In -N -Out, Whataburger. I want some good
fucking bomb -ass burgers or fucking, you know,
some goddamn fucking animal fries, you know?
Five Guys is the closest you'll get to In -N
-Out or Whataburger. Five Guys is our best, like,
yeah, burger -based. Oh, I know Salmon Butt over
there loves Five Guys. Five guys, wieners, and
thighs. That's what you're into. I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm going to scream that at you the next time
we wrestle. Can you guys make a meme with five
guys around them on a couch? With their thumbs
out, all hitchhiking. I'm telling you, I'm going
to Maine, and I'm going to have a match with
you, and it's going to be the most fun. Just
give me a whole day before to just fly to the
city. Oh, I want it in a heartbeat. Absolutely.
When I do matches, places, anywhere where I'm
invited to do a match, I will go out on the town
and I'll fucking talk to everybody. Like when
Alex Ace and I were doing that shit with Lettuce
Pro. uh really this fantastic idea is a great
organization by the way if you guys ever get
a chance if you're in california uh and you hit
them up and you can get on a card there fantastic
production great people kind courteous uh professional
uh anyways so we went on the town and we just
started talking to people we went to breweries
we went everywhere and you know got the place
super over when we showed up at night it was
a profit crowd I'll do that anywhere. I literally
will go out and I will talk. I'll be like, where's
your busiest area? When I went to Vegas, I went
to SmackDown and I got people to leave SmackDown
and come see me wrestle in Vegas. Yeah, I remember
you telling us that. Yeah, that was awesome.
I'm fucking wild. You have no idea. I will walk
places in my whole fucking... I call it my underwear.
Whatever the shit I wear to the fucking ring.
My epic fucking wing block. And I fucking go
out there. and i tell people what i tell you
guys and everybody else i'm your favorite wrestler
that wrestler come see me wrestle let me entertain
you i'm the epic god damn it like i'm your new
favorite wrestler but you never forget that you
know and then they show up because i'm of course
their favorite wrestler and they want to see
me go do epic in the ring you know yeah That's
why, like, you know, last time everybody at the
Championship Hollywood, when they saw me jump
up and put my nuts on Matthias' neck, they were
like, oh, God. Did you guys watch my highlights?
Of course you fucking did it. What the fuck is
wrong with you guys? Of course we did. Did you
put it on YouTube? It's on my YouTube channel
before I did my random workout video that I just
strung along. I have a top on your YouTube one.
I think it's on my Instagram. It's one of my
recent shares. Unless it was on your story. No,
it's on the channel. It's unpinned, so it's not
the top three. Oh, then yeah, then I've seen
it then. I've seen all your Instagram stuff.
You didn't see me put my nuts on his neck? No,
I don't remember. I got to look at that again.
I got to see that. How dare you? When I put my
balls on another man's neck for entertainment,
I expect you to watch as my biggest fan. You
said it's the top three? No, the top three are
the pin stories. I was going to say, they definitely
are not in there. Do you remember when it was?
I'm trying to go on Instagram and look. I posted
it like two days ago. Oh, two days ago. Okay,
hang on. I wrestled a guy named Matthias. Is
it this one? I don't show it. Jesus Christ. What?
I mean, assume I can see his actual knots. Maybe.
This is Doug we're talking about. Come on. I
collaborated with him on it. He put the whole
match highlight together. I thought you were
going to say you collaborated with him behind
closed doors. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not at
your house. It only goes on at your house. That's
when we do all of that. That's when we do the
thumbs. That's when the thumbs go up. I can't
see the screen. I'm sorry. I was just making
sure it wasn't actually a nut shot. My Instagram
is super PG. I'm just raunchy on... Yeah, where's
the non -rotty shit? I want to see the behind
the closed doors. Of course you would. Of course
you do. Where's the X? Where's your fucking Twitter,
Doug? Where the fuck is the Twitter? My Twitter,
dude, I'd never even use that shit. The Twitter
is where you put all the deep dark shit. Man,
I swear to God, bro. I can't, like, do anything
outside of fucking it. Yeah, that's the one.
Oh, my God. I have to finish. That's when I was
like, yeah, go to hell, you motherfucker. And
he was like, what? And I was like, yeah, there
it is, sucked my dick. And he was like, I will
not. Bro, they had me come out. Huh? I said,
is it called the zigzag or whatever? It looked
like you did the zigzag or whatever the fuck
that Dolph used to do. No, no, no. It's called
my balls are on your neck. That's the name of
the move. Oh, that's it. Okay. That's what you
were talking about? Okay. Yeah. Zigzag, what
the fuck are you talking about? This right here,
look at that. I was like, here come my balls.
And he was like, ah, get them off me. No, it's
the rough rider. That's what it looks like. Yeah,
it's the rough rider. That's what it is. Yeah,
that's one of my favorites. It used to be my
finish. And I see that you kicked that guy in
the head and he didn't get paralyzed. Fuck you,
Brett. Yeah, you know, like, you know, the thing
is. but oh yeah no i pointed at the camera i
was like yeah you thought he had me go yourself
that's exactly what i said too oh that's a fun
bump right there that's dope he's a he's a big
boy too so yeah i know i'm your favorite wrestler
but you know you give me about look at my have
you looked at our have you seen my have you seen
the wild attack my tag team Well, my Instagram
is so fucking full right now. I can't go on everybody's
stuff. Send them to my fucking DMs like a dirty
boy and I'll fucking watch them, okay? Well,
I'll show you our finish. You know Demolition,
right? Yeah. So we do the Demolition, their finish,
except for instead of him doing it on his knee,
I do a backbreaker. Dylan Nix, he'll come off
the second and hit the elbow. It's fucking gross.
Let me see if I can pull it up. I want to see
it. There's a couple good clips somewhere. I'm
taking all the yarn out of my hair right now.
I got to go redo my fucking hair for tomorrow.
I'm going to be at MLW. Oh, you're going to MLW?
Yeah. He's given those hints last show. You weren't
paying attention. Yeah. I'm supposed to, I'm
supposed to hang out with, uh, I think tomorrow
and then meet some people about it. Yeah. My
good brother, a very close friend of mine, uh,
cruel down there. Oh yeah. I love that. I wrestled.
Hey, tell him, tell him. I saw him at GCW, but
I don't like to talk to people backstage when
they're working. I don't like to be talked to
when I'm working. I picked that man up from the
airport. I brought him out to dinner. That motherfucker
is the greatest fucking dude outside of wrestling.
He looks very kind. He's very intimidating. He's
a gentle fucking giant. He's the softest spoken.
Since we're talking about him, do you want to
tell that story? What happened after the show?
What did you do to Cruel? Hey, you know that
Cruel? I think Cruel wrestled my tag partner,
Alex Ace. Oh, shit. He was a pro in Europe. He's
a stud, dude. If you guys want a fucking fun
match that's a tag match, ring me and Alex Ace
because that's a freak show. I'll do it. We'll
sell merch to make up for the fact that we had
to fly. No, the funny thing was, is I picked
up cruel and, uh, we were in, um, this was January,
February in Maine is like the coldest that it
fucking gets, like the coldest of the cold. And
we were like, we're talking like negative Fahrenheit
temperatures. And I go to pick up cruel from
the airport. This is like two in the afternoon.
And it's probably like. negative eight degrees
Fahrenheit outside. Fucking wind blistering and
gross, brutal ass fucking cold. Homeboy gets
off the fucking airport in a bomber jacket and
fucking booty shorts and I go, sir, you are gonna
fucking freeze your ass off out here. And he
goes, this is all I had. And he was coming from
Atlanta and I was like, you can't tell me Atlanta
was any fucking warmer. jesus christ so we go
to the venue and like we have our whole the whole
day and everything the match was great and at
the end of the day or the end of the night there
was an altercation between two wrestlers on the
show. And I was trying to prevent one of said
wrestlers to like literally throw a punch at
another wrestler. And me and the other person
got into an altercation while I was trying to
just help him and protect him. And I literally
fall over in, in the locker room, like because
we're just all getting pushed and shoved around
and cruel, just like comes around the corner.
He just looks around and he goes, what in the
fuck is going on in here and everyone just stops
like deadpan they're like oh this fucking dude
will kill somebody off and then we're just like
nah we're just we're we're good and then the
end of the show happened we're trying to explain
everything that was going on and then i was like
look you your flight leaves at like 10 in the
morning let's go get you some dinner and then
we brought him out the buffalo wild wings I was
talking about what happened at the... Because
you were trying to put the tables together and
the manager was flipping out at you guys. That's...
What the fuck are you talking about? You and
Cruel and you guys went to the restaurant and
you said, hey, we're going to have a... Oh, yeah.
So we got to Buffalo Wild Wings and I walked
up to... There was nobody at the front door to
like... bring us to tables or anything we had
like a party of like 14 people and i go up to
the bar which is at like the back end of the
restaurant and i walk up to one of the waitresses
or whoever is working there and i go hey we have
like 14 people here uh is there anywhere that
you would like us to sit and she was like sitting
there trying to like figure it out or whatever
and then she goes how about you take these two
or three big tables and just push them together
we're like okay sure so me and crew will start
putting these tables together. And then out walks
this fucking like five foot, like 300 pound wide
ass fucking dude manager that comes out. It looks
like the fucking penguin from fucking Batman.
He just, yeah, it looks like fucking Oswald.
And he comes out and he goes, so what the fuck
are we doing? And we're all just standing there.
Like we're just putting these tables together.
and cruel is like has us back to this dude this
whole time and this this manager's flipping his
on us like moving tables and him not knowing
what's going on or why we're moving these tables
all of a sudden you got cruel that just turns
around and just stares down at this dude and
he looks at him in the most southern hospitality
possible way that he could and he's just like
hey man we're just trying to make this easier
for you we're just trying to get some food Get
out of your hair. It was like the most soft spoken,
but it was like the most deep Southern fucking
drawl. And this manager is just like at a fucking
thousand and he's just like yelling and shit
and everything. And you got cool over here. They
just towering over this man by a good two feet,
like towering over him. And he was just like,
look, we don't have to give you our business,
but this is what I want. and uh i'm fucking hungry
and he's just like this fucking manager immediately
shuts down and he looks at him the moment like
he just says i'm fucking hungry he's just like
all right we're gonna take care of you goes out
back never comes out and then we ended up waiting
for food for like an hour and a half half of
our party left because they were so fucking hungry
and they're like fuck this we ain't waiting for
this shit and cruel is just like nah i'm waiting
i'm getting my fucking food And by the end of
it all, he ended up getting us food we all ate.
Half of us were still there. Randy. They refused
to serve him. They refused to serve him. They
refused to serve. I don't know why, but he ended
up calling. We were sitting at the back end of
the building. He called the fucking front of
the restaurant, and he fucking ordered food from
the front of the restaurant, and then when it
was done, he just turned around and looked at
the bartender and said, I'm here to pick up an
order. He refused to serve them, so he called
them. They were just like, they were like fucking
done with our shit. And they literally bought
food from over the phone. And then they didn't
know it was him. He turns around and just takes
the food and eats it. That's so funny. To go
food at the fucking table. I was on the same
shit. Why did they refuse to serve them? I think
it was just because they were just like, I don't
even know. I think it was like. I thought you
said Cruel. He was talking shit to Cruel so much
that Cruel started giving it back to him. The
manager initially was fucking pissed. Imagine
Cruel talking you down and you're just like,
fuck, okay. The man behind the mask, when you
look at it, I feel like he's more terrifying
without the fucking mask on. Looking at him without
a mask on is like, from a guy perspective, just
like shit. That's fucking terrifying. This is
our tag finish. I love that. It's fun. It's literally,
you don't feel a thing. He hits you, and with
the momentum, I throw you over. So you just go,
whee! Yeah. Nothing like fucking MSP, the drip
drop. Oh my god, that thing sucks. Oh my god,
the drip drop, bro. The mainstream policy group
used to tag... team up here in Maine, they would
do a tag team move where one of them would hold
their opponent sitting in the second rope, and
one of them would essentially do a backbreaker,
but hold them in the backbreaker position while
suspended from the second rope, and then the
other one would jump off the top rope, and they
would sense on the dude that's in the backbreaker,
and it's so fucking gross. Yeah, fuck that. It
fucking hurts. I just want you guys to know that
I just went like 110 miles an hour right now
smiling. Did you just go 110 miles an hour? I'm
just breaking felony speeding laws right now.
I'm just waiting for the blue lights. I'm only
going 70 now. I'm getting passed by somebody
else who just saw me take off. Because I don't
know if I told you my I have a Ford f250 Super
Duty. I have a Raptor motor Holy fuck nice. Yeah,
it's got a full fucking a full fucking like work
fucking Rig on it. It's a work truck with a toolbox
and everything with a ship flies All right, would
you like to show would you like to take this
dog? nope yeah it's zero it sucks it hurts me
me and alex ace will just hit somebody with both
our finishers because like we're a new tag team
so we haven't had a lot of ring work together
uh but doing but like we always get the crowd
to pop when we do these like double elbow drops
like we have one where i'll get them uh i'll
get somebody up on a uh What the fuck? My brain
is not working. I'm so hungry. Yeah. I pick him
up by one leg and I get him the fucking face
plant. You know, you throw him off the ropes
and you pick him up by one leg and then you just
fall backwards in a baseball. Okay. Fuck is it?
I'm trying to think. Anyways, I'll pick him up
by one leg. I'll fucking stand him up straight
in the air and he'll come by and close on him.
It looks fucking disturbing. because he's seven
feet tall and I'm 6 '2". Is that sword and shield?
Well, not sword and shield. We call it sword
and shield. You get him up. You support him on
one leg. Kind of like a bear hug, whatever. And
your opponent comes and clotheslines them. Is
that what you're talking about? Yeah. We used
to do that. We called it the sword and shield.
Our old tag team. I fucking love it. Yeah, there's
a couple things we want to do. I want to do one
where he fucking makes a field goal post and
I do a diving elbow drop. That'd be dope. Yeah,
just because it'd be like free willy, but so
fun. By the way, if you guys are ever in a match
with me and you see me go up to the second rope
or the third rope for an elbow drop, you better.
Oh, you muted yourself. Oh, you muted yourself.
Yeah. Hold on a minute. Oh. I need it myself.
Yeah, there you go. Can you hear us? Yeah. Okay.
I was going to say, have you ever seen me go
up to the top rope? Fucking move. I'm doing it
to find myself. Usually that's how it goes. The
second rope would be a missile drop kick and
people would just fucking move. Oh, I eat it.
I've eaten it. Oh, my God. and then you did that
did you hear me when you did that sent on did
you hear me when i did you did that sent on i
was like thank you for not killing me i'm like
thank you for not killing me what did you say
that's what i said you hit him like thank you
for not killing me because this asshat fucking
puts all his whole weight you'll just sit on
you basically with his scent on This time he
actually hit it right. I'm like, oh, thank you
for not fucking killing me. I only do it for
the people that pissed me off. I don't know how
to give sentons. I've only shot the senton on
one person. It was not pretty. I thought the
dude blew his fucking shit out of his ass. I
love that. Yeah, the straight up fucking doo
-doo. like you ran over a fucking like a squirrel
type uh it just blow out both ends i like to
keep all my all my shit simple man fucking simple
and entertaining you know because for me flipping
and all that other shit like one i normally walk
around at like 260 but if The more muscle mass
you have on your body, the less blood goes to
your fucking lungs and shit when you need to
fucking breathe. So if I start flipping and doing
all this other shit, I have nothing left for
the finish. I started doing the senton at my
heaviest weight, which was like 375. And watching
me do that, people were like, are you fucking
kidding me? And then now I'm down to, like, 290.
And now when I do it, it doesn't look as devastating
because I'm not as big as I used to be when I
was doing it. Right, yeah. But you could do other,
like, I don't know. I think it looks dope. But,
like, Alex Hayes has one of the best leg drops
I've ever seen. Nobody does leg drops. Nobody
does leg drops. When he does it, it steals the
show because you'll see him over the top ropes
come up because he can jump, you know. And he
fucking lands. And it's always beautiful. I always
say when he chops people, though, it's fucked
up. It's always his big ass fucking I'm seven
feet tall, big fucking ape hands fucking like
double slapping you in the fucking chest. You
know, if people fucking hit me with fucking chops,
I will punch you. I'll remember that. I may not
hit you in the face because there's a live crowd,
but like something's coming back stiff. I guess
I'm not going to be doing my spot that I did
at JP. I feel like I just want to throw a job
to you then. Yeah. Go ahead, dude. If he gets
your dick pinched, it's on you. Yeah. Slow down.
I would love to put you in. the deep end of a
fucking raw rumble just for you to just run around
in the fucking in your moment of time and just
start pinching just dick pinching people dude
that would be so funny that'd be so funny come
in there's like 10 there's like 15 people in
the ring and all of a sudden you watch everyone
just fucking like bellowing over being like why
are they all fucking just hunched over it's like
oh oh dude i i saw people doing that for the
first time ever in a crowd at the ring war show
i you not there is a group of kids that came,
I say kids because they were in college and they
were sitting there and every time any big thing
happened I was watching them do this and I'm
like, are they cheering? I shit you, it's like
fucking new millennial fucking, whatever this
generation is. It's fucking stupid. Bro, I saw
four people, I saw a pair of eight hands total
going like this instead of clapping or wooing.
They were just fucking doing this, and you couldn't
hear anything. Oh, fuck that shit. I would get
so mad, I would literally yell at the audience,
clap for me or fuck yourself. We're not in Japan.
Clap for me, damn it. I don't give a fuck if
I am in Japan. You fucking yell like Godzilla's
in a room, motherfucker. I was gonna say, if
you were in Japan and you did any of the Kree
shit you do, just get no reaction. Fuck that.
Big Country says hi there, Nick. Who? Big Country.
He told himself Big Daddy has arrived and apparently
he has never met you. Wow. That's fucked up that
he hasn't met me. I don't know why he hasn't
met me. What's wrong with him? Why am I not his
favorite wrestler? You should already be. Yeah,
he should have fucking subscribed to the fucking
program the last time I fucking talked to you
guys. You guys didn't hand him a pamphlet? Nah,
you know what? I think we ran out. I think we
gave out so many that we ran out. Fuck. There
was some point of trying to get everybody indoctrinated
with my bullshit if they're not going to fucking
get indoctrinated. Yeah, fucking hell, dude.
JP, you need to talk to Neil. And you need to
have him communicate with Doug. I already had
messaged him during this podcast and it was a
very tough negotiation. It was more the conversation
more of was the problem with the flights being
so fucking expensive anywhere. And it's not just
from one side of the country to the other. He
literally had just talked about how he cruel
literally said he owes, cruel owes us another
show because he was supposed to come up for a
show and he canceled last second and he said
he would do the next show free. Well, Neil found
out how much flight tickets were just from Georgia
to up here and they're way out of the fucking
range. They're so fucking expensive right now.
I can't imagine. I'll tell you guys this. If
you guys get cruel booked, I'll get my ass out
there. Can we see Krul versus Doug? I want to
see that. I'm not saying just to do him, but
that'd be fun. What I'm saying is just so you
could stack your card and get more people in
attendance. We're clipping this. We're clipping
this moment right now. I'm sending this to Neil
right now. I better be on that show. I want to
be on that show. I want to see that shit. Clip
it. I told Krul I needed a rematch anyways because
he beat my ass. EB Mass back in January. Let
me tell you, working with Cruel was fucking icing.
Easiest shit ever. And it was a regular match.
It wasn't even a death match, which is what I
wanted it to be. It wasn't even a hardcore match,
which I wanted it to be. It was just a normal
match. And there was one weapon involved where
it ended up backfiring on him, and it still told
a story, and it was beautiful. But wish we would
have gone full carnage, like how I usually go.
And it just wasn't in that playing cards. So
it happens like that. I mean, if I, if I got
to work somebody big like that, you know what
I mean? That's over. Then it's like, cool. I
get to do the sympathy card, which is like, I'm
great at fucking, you know, selling. sell sell
sell work a medium comeback sell sell sell work
something try to get him to himself over sell
sell sell like like let him dictate what he wants
and then you know whatever's whatever that'd
be fun he even told me at the end of the night
like when we were leaving the buffalo wild wings
he told me that like he would vouch for me to
uh danny demonto for icw and i was like bro if
that became a reality I would take it for, to
do ICW, No Holds Barred, would be fucking wild.
Yeah, they said, like, come to Boston. They do
Boston, like, every couple of months, and that's,
like, the closest to where we are. So, it's like,
I would take that in a heartbeat. Hell yeah.
Yeah, fucking, I watched him when I was at GCW.
It was cool. Bro, he should bring shirts that
says it's cool to be cruel. Yeah. That'd be over.
There you go. Did you see Slade at all? It was
Slade at that GCW show? It was Slade. The bald
guy. The bald, goatee, fucking crazy ass dude.
He does all the hardcore stuff? Yes. You don't
want to enter the night. The end of the night.
He did end of the night on that show? Yeah, he's
the last match of the night. He's a good guy.
Him and Bear Bronson. You know Bear Bronson?
I think so. He was one half of a tag team that
was in AEW. They were Bear Country. Okay. Yeah,
it's a very broad scene. He's doing single shit
now, but he was already an established wrestler
before he went to AEW and was just doing really
good tag team shit. He's big and limitless. He
was big and limitless, and he went singles when
he got off AEW. got into the deathmatch realm
and he just started doing all these deathmatches
with really high tier quality deathmatch dudes
and everyone was like who the fuck would have
thought that this dude would be pulling out shit
like this him and slade had a fucking they opened
uh gcw's uh uh cage of death show it was just
an opener and they fucking yeah this video right
here i don't even know if we can show you too
please don't be mad at me YouTube, don't yell
at us. This video is fucking epic. This shit
was the highlight of their match. Yeah. YouTube,
don't yell at us. We're sorry. It's on YouTube
itself. I don't know what's going on with my
camera, but it can just fuck off. Nah, fuck it.
We don't need to see your ugly ass anyways. Anyways.
Anyways, yeah. We technically have one more story
to go through, but it's already been a couple
hours. My bad, I rambled. I enjoy your rambling.
There's a reason why I asked you to come on.
I enjoy your company here. Call it Ramble Sessions.
We can replace Purr Sessions with Ramble Sessions.
Fuck off, Purr. Oh, no, I think my hair's in
a knot. My girl was going to work my ass. She
saw me playing with my hair when she walked up
to the car right now, and she gave me the finger
like, I'm going to beat your ass. So why don't
we end this here, then? Why don't you plug your
shit there, Doug? Where can we find you? You
can find me at YouTube, Doug underscore Malo,
Instagram, just underscore the underscore epic.
I think Facebook's right around the same thing.
But subscribe to my YouTube channel because I
got more content. I just tore my hair. Son of
a bitch. I just took a chunk of my own hair out.
Anyways, yeah, you can find me doing all kinds
of dumb shit. What show do I got coming up? Rodeo
Pro Wrestling on the 25th in Bakersfield. uh
i'll be at mlw tomorrow but i'm not wrestling
i'm just talking with some people and then uh
you know hopefully i'll be over there with you
guys pretty soon i i got some stuff coming up
on the on the east coast i'll be in south carolina
soon yeah they're not that far away yeah you
know i should hit you guys up i should hit you
guys up when i do all my east coast because how
fun would it be if we could do like uh like I
don't know. Some matches or even some live review
matches. If you can get up to Boston yourself,
I'll fucking drive down there and fucking come
pick you up. It's only a four -hour drive. I'll
fucking come pick you up. Bro, fucking Boston,
Mass. I think one of my first girlfriends was
from Boston. Yeah. I drove a long way. Yeah.
I think I blew a five -roper in fucking Boston.
I was like, wow. I'm impressed with myself. Way
to go, Boston. You brought a lot out of me. I
feel like it's a good thing we didn't hear most
of that at all cut out. It was a really good
thing. Yeah, yeah. It's all right. Just fucking
frame it and use it for what you want as blackmail
for later. If I ever get famous, use it for blackmail.
Shit. We love you, buddy. We wouldn't do that.
I appreciate it. Oh, shit. Shows? What do you
got coming up for shows? Actually, I got two
shows in one day on the 18th of October in San
Diego. Huh? I can't tell if I'm crashing out
or if the... You're crashing out. Just shut the
fuck up and let him talk. How dare you? Fuck
you. I just... Shit. So... Yeah, the 18th, I
got two shows in San Diego. I'll be at SoCal
Pro, where Matthias is from. 21st, I got Hollywood
Championship Wrestling. 25th, I got Bakersfield,
California. Tomorrow, I got MLW, but I'm not
wrestling. The following week after that, I'm
going to be pranking people at the Olympia with
my boys. We're going to be at the Olympia in
Vegas. I might even wrestle out there in Vegas.
uh i know i know simbode out there uh he's a
former wwe guy and uh i might do some shit with
him out there so it'll be fun that's fucking
dope yeah yeah i love i love seeing your shit
um would any of that be like you doing a live
stream with any of that or always if i'm out
doing something in public i'm gonna live stream
it you live stream to youtube or you live stream
to instagram uh to youtube i haven't thought
about live streaming insta Well, actually, because
they don't pay me, so probably you too. Okay.
I'll check that out, because I know you said
something about live streaming before, but I
couldn't find anything about it. Yeah, if I hit
you guys up, we could do a fucking podcast while
I'm doing it. I'll just podcast with you guys.
That sounds great. Yeah, we could collaborate
the fucking video if we want to do something
funny. Sure. I'm down. That'd be fucking fun.
Well, I gotta go inside. I think I tore my hair.
All right. Thank you again for just jumping on.
I know it was the last second, but I very appreciate
it. I love talking to you guys. I'll talk with
you guys any fucking time. Your podcast is the
shit. You guys are fucking awesome. I love that
finisher, by the way, so look forward to stealing
it from you. Yeah. If I start seeing it and it
gets over, I'm going to be so pissed. I'll fucking
post it when you steal it. You better post it.
I don't mind you stealing it. I'm just going
to be pissed if it gets super over. It would
be so fucking funny to do that. It would be funny.
I'd be so mad but so happy at the same time.
And I would never steal your move on purpose.
It would only happen by accident. Two weeks later,
you're like... Hey, I remember this thing. I
can't remember where I've seen it, but let's
try doing this. Yeah, no, I'd be like, bro, I
fell off the top rope and you haven't even been
doing a backbreaker. Sorry. I dropped that elbow
and it just happened. I'll tell the whole crowd
afterwards, the first time you've ever seen this
move, I invented it. I'm the creator. We actually
got Demolition actually commented on it. Nick's
posted it. And they actually commented on it.
It's like, it's not the same, but it still looks
pretty cool. I love that. And they reposted it.
Yeah. It was like, fuck, that's awesome. That
is fucking awesome. Oh, yeah. All right, bro.
I'm losing my shit with my hair. Sorry. All right.
Have a good night, buddy. It's going to take
a couple hours. Thanks again, buddy. Have a good
one. See you. I love Doug. Doug is the best.
Doug is awesome. I'm so glad that he's in this
group. Just jumping on whenever. I love how it's
like a last second thing, too. Yeah, I wasn't
expecting him to jump on, but the last second,
like, yeah. That's fucking awesome. Do you want
to cover the last story, or do you just want
to call it a night? It's just about Andrade.
He's just back in the AEW. I don't understand
why. Didn't he talk a bunch of shit in AEW? About
AEW? All I'll say about the whole thing is he'll
do whatever the program is with Omega and then
he'll be off TV. Then they'll throw him in something
here and there. That'll be it. He'll be done
in maybe two. It probably has a two -year contract.
It feels like it's the same thing with Rusev,
where it's like he's not getting his way. In
a way, but I feel like Rusev's run right now
is going pretty steady. No, no, but I'm saying
it feels like he's not getting his way, so I'm
going to go somewhere else. Yeah, definitely.
That's why he's going back and forth. But plug
your shit. Follow me at GP O 'Reilly on Facebook,
YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Pornhub, RedTube,
OnlyFans. I'm just kidding. I don't have an OnlyFans.
You know, you keep plugging those. Eventually,
people are going to look for them. I hope somebody
finds something of mine. That'd be wild to see.
Somebody's going to take your face and just do
AI. And then it would look really authentic,
too. I'd be impressed. I wouldn't be embarrassed.
I'd be impressed. I'd be like, damn, this looks
fucking great. You need to have a fucking 12
-inch long... God damn. I'm fucking proud of
you people. Are you wrestling tomorrow? Am I
wrestling tomorrow? No, I am not. I hate you.
Do you want to drive? Do you want to come with
me? Fuck no. Fuck all that driving. No, we're
going apple picking tomorrow. I'm doing that
Sunday. You can catch me October 11th in good
old Gouldsboro, Maine for main event wrestling.
The following week, seven days after that event.
There is another main event wrestling show, unconfirmed
so far. And I'm not booked for both of them.
Fucking bullshit. Actually, no, I can't be booked
for that. Just kidding. I have a wedding that
I'm in. Never mind. So October 11th is definitely
me. I just got to show up and maybe I get booked
at this point. October 24th. Yeah, boy. The fucking,
the man himself, the loudest pop in the motherfucking
room. We will be at Gino's fucking rock club.
I can say this with the most confident fucking
tone in my voice, that there is no one else in
the fucking room that gets a louder pop than
me. Because you're grabbing dicks. You're goddamn
fucking right, and they love the dick grabs,
okay? They love me grabbing cock. And they will
pop. Every fucking time for it. And they will
never stop popping. Their cocks will pop and
they will rock. I love it how we went from somewhat
family to this is no longer family. Listen, Doug
ruined it. Doug did ruin it. At this point, Doug
has said everything that we wanted to say in
the beginning. It's off the fucking rails. So
yeah, October 24th. Gino's Rock Club, Portland,
Maine, 9 p .m. Don't fucking miss it. Following
that, I'm not on this show, but I will be attending
it and everyone else should be attending it.
Game Changer Wrestling, like Doug was talking
about, will be in Yarmouth, Maine, for the first
time ever. Massacre in Maine. What day? Saturday,
November 8th. They will be at the Yarneth Vets
Club where Limitless is hosted. Can we just show
up and help out, or we can't do that? Yeah, well,
maybe. I think so. It depends on... You probably
know people in there, right? I know plenty of
people in there, and if Nick fucking engages
on that card, I'm getting a fucking reunion,
if that's the case. If you want people on that
fucking card that's going to be at that show,
you should hit them up and see if they need any
more help. Ring help. I'm sure they have a whole
crew, but absolutely. Other than that, nothing
else confirmed. I'm sure there'll be other dates
in November. December 6th, the return of main
premiere wrestling will be in Indian Island.
Winter Warfare is the name of the show. And my
tag team partner is being booked with somebody
who is not my tag team. I'm teaming with your
tag team partner against, oh wait, I can't say.
I can't really be mad about that, even though
it really pissed me off. We got to cut this part
out. I didn't, I didn't say anything here. Redo
and marker and action. December 6th. I will be
there. Yeah, because nothing's announced yet.
It's just the show, not the matches. I'm not...
This is the plugs. No one's going to be watching
this. We'll be fine. There's nobody watching.
At least you've tagged before, so I can't really
be too mad about it. Yeah. December 6th, MPW.
You stepped in for the wild before, so it's okay.
Even though you could have... Called me, Neil.
And asked if I was taking bookings. That's okay.
I'm the number one forgettable wrestler in Maine.
It's okay. Oh, he's still around? Shit. Oh, whatever.
Anywho. This should not roadblock. Anyways, plug
your shit. At least I'm actually okay to be around.
I'm not fucking roadblock. Alright, plug your
shit. It won't take that long. Exactly. That's
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Wrestling dates, November... It was announced
for the show, so November 21st, I'll be wrestling
Adam Ricker. Fucking... I'm not confirmed. I
don't think I'm doing that show. Sucks. Well,
has he put out a full card? I don't think he
put out a full card yet. I think only four matches
have been announced. There's two more. I... If
there's a group chat, I'm not even... Okay, so
probably you're out then. That's okay, because
like you said, he's only doing six matches. I'm
okay with that. The anniversary show. I was on
the first ever Ring War show. Hey, just hit him
up as an alternate. I was on every single Ring
War show. Hit him up as an alternate and say,
I don't know if you're booking me for the show,
but I'll be an alternate. I'm sure he already
has alternates. Well, it never hurts. And you
can always just show up. Don't get involved in
my match with Ricker because you're a fucking
sore loser. I wasn't thinking about it, but maybe
now that you said something, I might fucking
do it. November 21st, that's been announced.
I'll be on that show. Tomorrow, I will be heading
to Fort Fairfield. Is that what it's fucking
called? You don't even know where I'm fucking
booked. That's pretty fucking sad. Hey, he reached
out and said if I was taking bookings. And I
told him yes. He actually reached out months
ago. Larry reaches out too, but he stopped reaching
out because he wanted me to take bookings and
I just can't do it. Unless I'm carpooling with
you guys, I can't afford a babysitter and $20
pay. And then October hasn't been announced,
but I might be doing something in October. I
mean, not October. November. November hasn't
been announced yet. Another show in November.
I'm not doing any MEW shows, but I might start
showing up because... Probably be a good idea.
Support my boy. What? What? Boy? Just one? Dylan
Vicks. Fuck you. Yeah. Are we good? Are we good?
I don't know. Are we? Are we good? Listen, I
would have won that match if fucking Toby fucking
Nelson, referee, didn't fuck with me. You had
to use weapons. You had to use weapons. You don't
even know what the fuck was going on. You didn't
see shit. I saw you fucking... You didn't see
me grab nothing. I saw the aftermath because
he grabbed it away from you and I took the opportunity
to, you know... make you go to sleep yeah maybe
he fucking grabbed it and saw the lights i gave
you two opportunities and you took them i told
you you get to the opportunity to stare at the
lights and opportunity to kiss my ass well you
know what the only opportunity is