WEBVTT 00:00:46.730 --> 00:00:49.670 Welcome, welcome, welcome. I don't like that. 00:00:49.909 --> 00:00:51.710 I don't like that either. I was trying to make 00:00:51.710 --> 00:00:54.390 it fancier, and it made it worse. To another 00:00:54.390 --> 00:00:56.549 episode of Per Sessions Wrestling Podcast, I'm 00:00:56.549 --> 00:00:59.149 your host, the main of main, Big Cat Tyler Adams, 00:00:59.310 --> 00:01:04.510 coming off with a win at Ring Wars against J 00:01:04.510 --> 00:01:07.250 .P. O 'Reilly. And, of course, we're here with 00:01:07.250 --> 00:01:09.489 the hardcore maniac J .P. O 'Reilly. And, of 00:01:09.489 --> 00:01:11.829 course, we got our favorite guest, who is going 00:01:11.829 --> 00:01:14.010 to be on the show for us, talking about the wrestling 00:01:14.010 --> 00:01:18.299 news, The Epic. How's it going today? Fucking 00:01:18.299 --> 00:01:22.219 fantastic. I'm still working because you know, 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:25.599 these lovely people I work with are borderline 00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:29.560 next to stupid. Yeah. Supposed to be out by 5. 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:37.879 I had to do a 13 hour work day. 18? I had to 00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:42.079 do 13 yesterday. That's like standard. Yeah, 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:44.930 but But you got to also understand my routes 00:01:44.930 --> 00:01:49.430 is typically between like eight and 10 hour days. 00:01:49.590 --> 00:01:51.989 I had to do 13 and I was cutting it very close 00:01:51.989 --> 00:01:57.150 to 14. I was going to have to call my boss. Go 00:01:57.150 --> 00:01:59.409 ahead. No, no, go ahead. Call your boss. I was 00:01:59.409 --> 00:02:00.950 going to say, I was going to have to call my 00:02:00.950 --> 00:02:02.829 boss and be like, I don't know where you are. 00:02:02.950 --> 00:02:05.269 I might have to park the truck. You have to come 00:02:05.269 --> 00:02:09.009 get me. Move the truck, please. We have a 14 00:02:09.009 --> 00:02:12.750 -hour rule here in the state. I don't know what 00:02:12.750 --> 00:02:15.969 it is in California. No, it's 14 hours. Sometimes 00:02:15.969 --> 00:02:17.789 I just drive, though. I don't give a shit because 00:02:17.789 --> 00:02:19.449 it'll get my boss in trouble if I don't like 00:02:19.449 --> 00:02:23.069 him. I love my boss. The one boss I do love. 00:02:23.150 --> 00:02:27.830 Actually, there are a couple. My buddy... Oh, 00:02:27.830 --> 00:02:30.189 my God. My brain is not working. It's not Brian. 00:02:32.169 --> 00:02:35.759 Anyways. uh bearded boss uh coolest guy in the 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:40.300 world uh love him to death uh he never does this 00:02:40.300 --> 00:02:42.719 stuff to me but the load planner that i got no 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:46.120 argument with last time did it again he sent 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:48.580 me like in the middle of the day right now like 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:52.000 an hour and a half away plus the traffic probably 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:53.900 like nine hours worth of traffic if i would have 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:55.879 done the full trip but i have to cut it in half 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:57.919 and take it back to the yard and i'm still two 00:02:57.919 --> 00:03:02.199 hours over The other day he tried to argue with 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:04.039 me, like, sometimes you got to work 14 hours 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:05.780 or you're going to have to do these 14 hour days. 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:08.139 And I told him in the middle of a company chat, 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:11.819 no, that sounds stupid. Because by the time I 00:03:11.819 --> 00:03:14.699 get off work and drive home and you got to imagine, 00:03:14.740 --> 00:03:17.360 I drove there too. And then I got to eat, cook 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:19.259 dinner, clean, you know what I mean? Like all 00:03:19.259 --> 00:03:21.379 the other stuff I want to do with my life. I'm 00:03:21.379 --> 00:03:23.280 only going to sleep maybe like four or five hours. 00:03:23.379 --> 00:03:24.780 And you want me to do it again the next day? 00:03:24.819 --> 00:03:26.319 Because I know you're not going to cut my day 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:28.180 short. You're going to make it 12 to 13 hours 00:03:28.180 --> 00:03:31.060 like you always do. So I'm not doing that. So 00:03:31.060 --> 00:03:33.219 then, you know, it got down to the point where 00:03:33.219 --> 00:03:34.280 they're like, oh, you're going to get a load 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:36.280 refusal, and you'll be written out. But I said, 00:03:36.340 --> 00:03:38.680 well, do what you got to do, loser. You know? 00:03:39.379 --> 00:03:43.219 I don't give a shit. I don't know how it is where 00:03:43.219 --> 00:03:45.719 you are, but I know they're dying for help in 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:49.259 Maine. So if my mom said that to that, I'd be 00:03:49.259 --> 00:03:52.860 like, I'm just kidding. Please don't. Oh, yeah. 00:03:52.900 --> 00:03:56.120 No, they need me right now. So, like, you know. 00:03:57.090 --> 00:04:00.310 They're short drivers. We lose drivers because 00:04:00.310 --> 00:04:02.930 of the way they work us here. It is what it is. 00:04:02.969 --> 00:04:05.210 I should just fucking tell them, hey, listen 00:04:05.210 --> 00:04:10.069 here, motherfucker. I'm the boss now. One of 00:04:10.069 --> 00:04:11.550 these days, it's going to happen. I'm just going 00:04:11.550 --> 00:04:13.530 to fucking literally take a picture of my balls 00:04:13.530 --> 00:04:15.370 and send it to them and be like, hey, what do 00:04:15.370 --> 00:04:19.129 you think of that? Do you like what you see? 00:04:19.410 --> 00:04:24.610 Because I'm going home. Are you A -class? Am 00:04:24.610 --> 00:04:28.259 I what? Are you a class driver? I'm a class A 00:04:28.259 --> 00:04:30.660 driver? Yeah, a class A driver. Yeah, are you? 00:04:31.259 --> 00:04:33.300 Yeah, a class A driver. I've never heard anyone 00:04:33.300 --> 00:04:35.439 call it an A class. I've always heard class A. 00:04:35.899 --> 00:04:38.439 Class A, A class, I don't know. Are you a class 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:41.100 driver? Yeah, I'm a class driver. Are you a classy 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:45.860 driver? Yeah, I'm classy as fuck, bro. I flip 00:04:45.860 --> 00:04:47.980 off people all the time, pee on the side of the 00:04:47.980 --> 00:04:49.759 road, wiggle my dick at strangers, you know what 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:51.600 I'm saying? I just out here fucking living life. 00:04:52.300 --> 00:04:54.930 Here we go. Dude, that happened one time. I was 00:04:54.930 --> 00:04:57.569 pissing off the side of my truck on a five freeway, 00:04:57.689 --> 00:05:00.170 and I was just thinking, like, oh, no big deal. 00:05:00.189 --> 00:05:01.889 There's just a farm next to me, not realizing 00:05:01.889 --> 00:05:03.610 there's, like, a highway next to the fucking 00:05:03.610 --> 00:05:06.509 freeway. And this fucking car drove by and was 00:05:06.509 --> 00:05:08.610 like, I can see your dick. And I just wiggled 00:05:08.610 --> 00:05:12.029 it. I was like, yeah. How do you like it? It 00:05:12.029 --> 00:05:13.709 doesn't matter. We're in California. You can't 00:05:13.709 --> 00:05:16.810 get arrested for it. We're already this one. 00:05:18.029 --> 00:05:20.850 I'm sure the lot lizard stories are wild. Oh, 00:05:20.889 --> 00:05:24.430 I bet they are. yeah dude i've seen like i've 00:05:24.430 --> 00:05:27.310 seen some shit like like they like go knocking 00:05:27.310 --> 00:05:30.529 on your truck at night too like fucking you're 00:05:30.529 --> 00:05:32.250 just like man i'm trying to sleep and then you 00:05:32.250 --> 00:05:33.649 look out there and you're like is that a dude 00:05:33.649 --> 00:05:35.629 or a chick and then like you get them into your 00:05:35.629 --> 00:05:37.589 truck and you're like ah it's a dude and then 00:05:37.589 --> 00:05:39.870 you don't want to it's california you don't want 00:05:39.870 --> 00:05:41.769 to be a bigot so you have to suck their dick 00:05:41.769 --> 00:05:45.389 so you're not considered a bigot you know i'm 00:05:45.389 --> 00:05:51.139 just saying you gotta do Yeah, look, I'm just 00:05:51.139 --> 00:05:54.120 saying, look, it's only offensive, too, when 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:56.000 theirs is bigger than yours, you know? Yeah, 00:05:56.019 --> 00:05:59.819 exactly. That's when you're like, God damn, I'm 00:05:59.819 --> 00:06:04.079 offended now. Get out of my truck. It wasn't 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:11.740 the fucking fleas that you brought in here. I'm 00:06:11.740 --> 00:06:13.560 offended because your dick is bigger than mine. 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.899 Oh, shit. I'm not an over -the -road truck driver, 00:06:18.019 --> 00:06:20.379 so that story was completely fabricated, but, 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:26.959 you know. Yeah. Someone's going to be like, the 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:30.860 ethics. Cool story I made up. Yeah. Someone might 00:06:30.860 --> 00:06:32.360 clip it who doesn't like me, and they're going 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.180 to be like, clip that right there. The ethics 00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:40.060 sucks a dick. I'm like, ah. Oh, no. Oh, shit. 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:44.100 So, speaking of... So, um... Speaking of sucking 00:06:44.100 --> 00:06:47.839 dick, no, I'm just kidding. How was your weekend? 00:06:48.220 --> 00:06:55.339 Yeah, it was great. GCW. Gate -changing wrestling. 00:06:55.980 --> 00:06:58.500 Yes, you mentioned about the last time you were 00:06:58.500 --> 00:07:02.860 on that you were going to head over there and 00:07:02.860 --> 00:07:08.060 just hang out, whatever. How did that go? Sorry, 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:11.500 keep going. No, no, go ahead. I was going to 00:07:11.500 --> 00:07:14.620 say, it was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was fucking, 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:18.920 it was, it was, it was, it was exciting. You 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:23.500 know, I never seen GCW really. It was the first 00:07:23.500 --> 00:07:27.060 time I saw it and the wrestlers there are like 00:07:27.060 --> 00:07:33.019 next level fun entertainers. Yeah. And I love, 00:07:33.060 --> 00:07:36.759 I have a love hate relationship with GCW. Like 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:38.839 they have a lot of great matches, but it seems 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:41.360 like the matches that they post that you can, 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.560 that you can watch. it's like all hardcore and 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:47.540 like sometimes it's like oh this is cool and 00:07:47.540 --> 00:07:50.290 that i know jp loves the But other times it's 00:07:50.290 --> 00:07:52.430 like, okay, this is just way too fucking much. 00:07:52.730 --> 00:07:57.230 It used to be mostly all death matches, but now 00:07:57.230 --> 00:08:01.889 they have changed their structure to a lot more 00:08:01.889 --> 00:08:06.189 of the mainstream audience for wrestling. It's 00:08:06.189 --> 00:08:09.230 a lot of spot fest stuff, but at the same time 00:08:09.230 --> 00:08:11.910 they still implement that death match core specifically 00:08:11.910 --> 00:08:15.490 on the shows that they need to do it. They don't 00:08:15.490 --> 00:08:19.079 just hone it only to the hard stuff. stuff now 00:08:19.079 --> 00:08:22.639 yeah and like i don't know even the guy who did 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:25.019 the hardcore stuff you can't like you can't say 00:08:25.019 --> 00:08:27.279 he wasn't a great entertainer he comes out singing 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:30.180 fucking doing his shit that's a good promo at 00:08:30.180 --> 00:08:33.259 the end the fans are into it he was just entertaining 00:08:33.259 --> 00:08:35.980 and having a fucking great time you know like 00:08:35.980 --> 00:08:39.759 as like uh a guy who doesn't do that kind of 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:42.679 wrestling uh i was still like happy to watch 00:08:42.679 --> 00:08:44.620 them having fun because at the end of the day 00:08:44.620 --> 00:08:46.620 there's an audience for that their audience liked 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:48.159 it and they're giving the audience what they 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:50.860 they wanted they cater to a niche audience you 00:08:50.860 --> 00:08:52.720 know that's their business model and the reason 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:56.440 they do the the hardcore and they post it is 00:08:56.440 --> 00:09:00.019 because that's more than likely what gets the 00:09:00.019 --> 00:09:06.039 most shares and views from them yeah yeah like 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:09.279 they i know they can do they have they can do 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:12.620 more it just I just wish they would post more 00:09:12.620 --> 00:09:15.139 of those matches instead of more of the hardcore 00:09:15.139 --> 00:09:17.820 shit like that because they have great matches 00:09:17.820 --> 00:09:21.320 on there. They have a very wide variety now of 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:23.539 style of matches because you can go on to, they 00:09:23.539 --> 00:09:25.600 don't update their YouTube channel a lot, but 00:09:25.600 --> 00:09:28.240 if you look at their top YouTube video, it's 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:30.659 actually the Invisible Man versus Invisible Stan. 00:09:30.659 --> 00:09:32.700 Yes, oh my god, I reacted to that. It was so 00:09:32.700 --> 00:09:36.330 fucking funny. It's Bryce Rensburg, and it's 00:09:36.330 --> 00:09:39.830 just like nobody in the ring wrestling, and the 00:09:39.830 --> 00:09:42.929 ref was able to tell a story with two invisible 00:09:42.929 --> 00:09:45.590 dudes, and they did a spot off the fucking balcony 00:09:45.590 --> 00:09:48.330 through a fucking group of people, like security, 00:09:48.490 --> 00:09:51.970 and they built a fucking story off nothing. I 00:09:51.970 --> 00:09:53.610 love that because they're fucking fantastic. 00:09:54.110 --> 00:09:56.690 Dude, the other thing, too, was really cool is 00:09:56.690 --> 00:09:59.889 I got to talk to Matt Cardona a little bit. Yeah, 00:09:59.950 --> 00:10:04.460 he was up for Limitless a few months ago. And 00:10:04.460 --> 00:10:06.440 I wish I was there because he did a seminar as 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:08.879 well, just sitting down chatting with everybody. 00:10:09.059 --> 00:10:11.559 And I can't remember if he actually did some 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:14.019 wrestling or if he did more of a conversation 00:10:14.019 --> 00:10:17.500 of this is what WWE or what people are looking 00:10:17.500 --> 00:10:19.460 for, like this is how you make yourself better. 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:23.120 And all the guys talking about saying how great 00:10:23.120 --> 00:10:25.879 it was to talk to him and how influential it 00:10:25.879 --> 00:10:29.620 was getting that information from him. Yeah, 00:10:29.620 --> 00:10:32.779 no, honestly. It was great. I was trying to flirt 00:10:32.779 --> 00:10:35.700 with him, but he just wasn't into me. I like 00:10:35.700 --> 00:10:37.759 women, but I was like, anything to get over, 00:10:37.899 --> 00:10:41.220 you know what I'm saying? He was no selling it. 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:45.220 I was just honestly so disappointed in myself. 00:10:45.419 --> 00:10:48.039 Like, all right, cool. I'm not hot. Whatever. 00:10:50.340 --> 00:10:54.600 These muscles don't impress you? Yeah, right? 00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:58.679 He's got his own. Fucking jealous, man. great 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:01.080 chant no the guy was super down to earth super 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:03.620 cool uh i asked some very basic questions he 00:11:03.620 --> 00:11:05.919 was just talking about like what match uh what 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:08.539 spots he likes to be on the card uh this and 00:11:08.539 --> 00:11:10.500 that like i don't want to bother him too much 00:11:10.500 --> 00:11:13.720 because there was one dude that was there that 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:18.139 wanted shut the up oh my god and he was so loud 00:11:18.139 --> 00:11:21.919 too that like my ear was picking up because it's 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.879 like an auditorium it picks up acoustics really 00:11:23.879 --> 00:11:28.519 well so this guy was able to hurt my ears and 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:32.120 annoy me from across the room just talking nonsense 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:35.279 to himself and like matt was eating a burrito 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:38.179 and i could see his face like ah he's so annoyed 00:11:38.179 --> 00:11:40.440 right now trying to eat that burrito i feel like 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:42.059 he's going to hit that man with the burrito any 00:11:42.059 --> 00:11:43.840 second now and i'm watching this all go down 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:46.980 and then but like and that was all happening 00:11:46.980 --> 00:11:50.659 like yeah like i didn't get much time with him 00:11:50.659 --> 00:11:53.659 um And then that guy was talking and I just, 00:11:53.700 --> 00:11:55.379 I had to get the fuck out of God. So people were 00:11:55.379 --> 00:11:58.500 like, get busy, you know, like contemplated running 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:00.360 in traffic. He was talking so much. It drove 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:02.179 me insane, dude. I was like, I'm just going to 00:12:02.179 --> 00:12:03.980 hit, I'll get hit by a car and I'll have an excuse 00:12:03.980 --> 00:12:06.940 not to be here. It was exactly like limitless 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:09.159 wrestling when we're at, when Jeff and Matt and 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.820 Jeff Hardy showed up for a vacation link up for 00:12:11.820 --> 00:12:15.559 Lewiston, Lewiston, our biggest show ever over 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:18.379 2000 people showed up. And we were like, all 00:12:18.379 --> 00:12:21.120 we all knew this is one or two people. It's like, 00:12:21.580 --> 00:12:24.159 We were waiting for Jesus to get to them. If 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:26.419 they started, we'd be like, dude, shut the fuck 00:12:26.419 --> 00:12:29.740 up. Don't ruin this for us. They're here. We 00:12:29.740 --> 00:12:34.000 want to at least say hi. If you fucking be a 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:36.159 mark and ruin it for all of us, we're going to 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:39.639 beat the shit out of you. But this guy was a 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:45.080 worker. This guy was a fucking worker. Well, 00:12:45.100 --> 00:12:48.320 yeah. These guys are workers too, but we have 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:52.210 those guys that are just like... uh buddy ours 00:12:52.210 --> 00:12:54.870 wesley pipes he was talking about um when he 00:12:54.870 --> 00:12:57.789 worked uh chris masters uh they were just people 00:12:57.789 --> 00:12:59.870 in the locker room that just wouldn't leave him 00:12:59.870 --> 00:13:02.730 the fuck alone and you didn't want to do with 00:13:02.730 --> 00:13:05.490 anybody like and then the locker was like guys 00:13:05.490 --> 00:13:08.049 try to do my shit try to get ready for my match 00:13:08.049 --> 00:13:11.690 and you guys go away type thing so we were worried 00:13:11.690 --> 00:13:15.120 for that too because We're all fans. We're all 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:18.100 wrestling fans. This is a humongous opportunity, 00:13:18.460 --> 00:13:21.120 but there's some people that just don't understand 00:13:21.120 --> 00:13:28.759 to relax. Don't bother them. I was never a wrestling 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:30.700 fan, so I'm gifted with that. You know what I 00:13:30.700 --> 00:13:32.460 mean? The whole time I've been in the wrestling 00:13:32.460 --> 00:13:34.379 industry, I've been looking for the casting couch 00:13:34.379 --> 00:13:36.960 or the wine scene of the wrestling who can get 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:40.610 me into the big contracts. The whole time, that's 00:13:40.610 --> 00:13:43.090 just what I've been looking for. I thought Matt 00:13:43.090 --> 00:13:45.850 Cardona could be that guy and he just wasn't 00:13:45.850 --> 00:13:50.710 one of the cards for me. I understand that these 00:13:50.710 --> 00:13:52.450 people, what they do is they get nervous and 00:13:52.450 --> 00:13:54.750 they're like, I'm going to talk super loud and 00:13:54.750 --> 00:13:56.590 I'm going to get noticed and I'm going to talk 00:13:56.590 --> 00:13:58.970 about wrestling and what I know and put myself 00:13:58.970 --> 00:14:03.590 over and I just want to set up a fire. It's so 00:14:03.590 --> 00:14:06.009 bad, dude. I legit was just thinking terrible, 00:14:06.070 --> 00:14:07.549 terrible thoughts when this guy was talking. 00:14:07.610 --> 00:14:10.019 I was like, oh God. And I kind of find out he's 00:14:10.019 --> 00:14:11.720 worked for like big companies and stuff like 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:13.220 that. And I'm like, that's what happened. That's 00:14:13.220 --> 00:14:15.220 why you're here. That's why you're not on the 00:14:15.220 --> 00:14:17.000 card and you're here just talking and running 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.580 your mouth. Don't shut up. Cause you do this. 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:22.139 So you can never get anywhere. Cause no one, 00:14:22.139 --> 00:14:24.639 no one in the locker room. That's one thing I've 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:28.120 known and learned is that if nobody in the locker 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:30.700 room likes you, you're never going to be on the 00:14:30.700 --> 00:14:32.820 fucking company card. They never going to want 00:14:32.820 --> 00:14:36.419 you there for every fucking taping. Like you've 00:14:36.419 --> 00:14:40.580 got to be able to fucking assimilate. You don't 00:14:40.580 --> 00:14:42.419 want to be the guy who smells like hot ass and 00:14:42.419 --> 00:14:44.059 you don't want to be the guy that fucking talks 00:14:44.059 --> 00:14:46.519 with a loud tone that doesn't shut the fuck up. 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:49.759 Yeah, it's kind of sad that we have to explain 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:53.480 to people, hey, once you're done wrestling, wash 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:58.860 your shit. Yeah. And come clean to a show. Nobody 00:14:58.860 --> 00:15:02.080 wants to work your dirty ass. There was one guy 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:07.559 at the dojo tapings, student showcase tapings. 00:15:08.370 --> 00:15:10.509 And, oh, my God, it smelled like he never fucking 00:15:10.509 --> 00:15:13.929 washed his gear. It's like he just threw it in 00:15:13.929 --> 00:15:15.929 the dumpster, pulled it out of the dumpster, 00:15:15.929 --> 00:15:18.929 and put it on to wrestle. It's just like, dude. 00:15:19.590 --> 00:15:22.629 It's like, I just feel bad for the person. Like, 00:15:22.649 --> 00:15:24.289 how do you get people to work with you? Because 00:15:24.289 --> 00:15:25.970 if that was me, if I was working a match and 00:15:25.970 --> 00:15:27.669 you smelled like that, I'd be like, dude, we're 00:15:27.669 --> 00:15:29.809 just doing punches or nothing at all because 00:15:29.809 --> 00:15:31.909 I can't fucking stand two feet in front of you 00:15:31.909 --> 00:15:35.090 next to you. Holy shit. Bro, fuck that. I'd give 00:15:35.090 --> 00:15:37.409 him like a shoot sweet chin music and be like, 00:15:37.549 --> 00:15:39.690 all right, buddy, like you're going to come in 00:15:39.690 --> 00:15:41.529 much harder. I need you to pin yourself because 00:15:41.529 --> 00:15:45.029 I'm not going to touch you. Okay. I will fuck 00:15:45.029 --> 00:15:51.309 you up for real. Like, I, yeah, I've never shot 00:15:51.309 --> 00:15:54.049 on somebody for smelling bad, but I've shot on 00:15:54.049 --> 00:15:57.289 people before, uh, just for being complete dick 00:15:57.289 --> 00:16:01.509 bags. There was one guy, there was one guy that, 00:16:01.509 --> 00:16:05.610 uh, I have proof, and I was after and trying 00:16:05.610 --> 00:16:10.250 to get him actively locked up for being inappropriate 00:16:10.250 --> 00:16:14.450 with somebody underage. I couldn't get, like, 00:16:14.470 --> 00:16:17.529 proof of them, like, doing anything that was 00:16:17.529 --> 00:16:20.730 jail -worthy outside of, like, endangering a 00:16:20.730 --> 00:16:22.750 minor. I saw them drink and drive with that person 00:16:22.750 --> 00:16:25.009 in the car and then give them weed. And when 00:16:25.009 --> 00:16:26.870 I brought it up, everybody was trying to protect 00:16:26.870 --> 00:16:30.049 this fucking loser and all kinds of stuff. I 00:16:30.049 --> 00:16:31.610 finally ended up getting rid of him when I left. 00:16:31.980 --> 00:16:36.159 uh that place but uh one of the matches he was 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:38.440 in the corner as a ref and he was trying to do 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.379 too much as a ref and i i was talking to the 00:16:41.379 --> 00:16:43.759 guy said hey i'm gonna give you a feel you know 00:16:43.759 --> 00:16:45.240 how to take a bill and he was like no i said 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:47.820 just flip up so we're talking and the ref starts 00:16:47.820 --> 00:16:50.299 to separate us while i'm in the middle of talking 00:16:50.299 --> 00:16:53.200 to this guy and like trying to like make everything 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.019 about him so i grabbed him by his hair and yanked 00:16:56.019 --> 00:16:58.080 him violently by his hair and threw him on the 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:00.360 floor and like a chunk of his hair in my hand 00:17:01.110 --> 00:17:04.730 Oh my god. Yeah, I was like, fuck that. Then 00:17:04.730 --> 00:17:06.130 I looked at him and said, get the fuck out of 00:17:06.130 --> 00:17:10.609 my match. Did you bite him? I wish. I would never 00:17:10.609 --> 00:17:14.450 bite this person. You'd never bite a meth head. 00:17:14.730 --> 00:17:18.849 This guy was a meth head. He's like missing a 00:17:18.849 --> 00:17:22.769 tooth. He looks like fucking Earthworm Jim survived 00:17:22.769 --> 00:17:27.079 the fucking nuclear fucking holocaust. Oh, no. 00:17:28.059 --> 00:17:30.400 Yeah, dude. He's got like the, you know, like 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:32.200 the people that always have their shirt off because 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:35.079 they got like meth body, you know, balding, but 00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:38.500 with long hair, missing fucking tooth, fucking 00:17:38.500 --> 00:17:40.579 talks at a million miles an hour. Yeah, yeah, 00:17:40.579 --> 00:17:43.359 yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, oh 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:45.880 my God. He was the guy who cut, the guy who cut, 00:17:45.900 --> 00:17:48.259 the guy who cut the promo after the whole incident. 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:52.039 The guy was like, I was walking off. Yeah, the 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:56.599 one who, that one, that's the meth head. How 00:17:56.599 --> 00:18:01.319 can he wrestle being on meth? Does he even do 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:03.200 spots or anything, or is he just kind of like 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:05.880 a jobber where he just gets his ass kicked? Hey, 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:07.880 think about the 80s. People got it done, you 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.339 know what I'm saying? People are fucking high 00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:15.339 on cocaine in the 80s wrestling. That's where 00:18:15.339 --> 00:18:18.279 they got the term, the cocaine promo. I've been 00:18:18.279 --> 00:18:21.019 to the tippy -top, you know, here. I've been 00:18:21.019 --> 00:18:22.759 to the nose because I was coming off the blue, 00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:26.579 and I was like, oh. I know what I need. I need 00:18:26.579 --> 00:18:32.319 more cocaine to be the cream of the crop. I'm 00:18:32.319 --> 00:18:34.319 going to do some more, bro, until it hits the 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:36.859 back of my throat and starts to drop. Oh, yeah. 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:43.480 Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. We got a comment here. He 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:47.099 says, that's how I felt when Kid Cash came to 00:18:47.099 --> 00:18:50.079 MPW. I wanted to actually meet the guy, but people 00:18:50.079 --> 00:18:53.460 just... uh kept blowing up his face wicked chill 00:18:53.460 --> 00:18:56.180 dude but i wished he could have actually carried 00:18:56.180 --> 00:19:03.019 a uh conversation mpw and uh and uh uh what's 00:19:03.019 --> 00:19:07.880 that city awesome man no this is maine uh maine 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:11.180 premier wrestling main premier wrestling yeah 00:19:11.180 --> 00:19:14.380 another company that's actually does well but 00:19:14.380 --> 00:19:17.480 uh they kind of like taking a taking like step 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:20.680 back, but they've had a bunch of talk now. They 00:19:20.680 --> 00:19:25.240 had Mr. Anderson to talk about Chris Masters. 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:29.059 Yeah, Chris Masters. You guys should get me booked 00:19:29.059 --> 00:19:32.259 out there. I'll do it for free if I get help 00:19:32.259 --> 00:19:37.279 with my flight. I mean, I'm good friends with 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:42.460 the owner. I bet Neil would fucking do it. I 00:19:42.460 --> 00:19:45.480 just did my fucking debut match with Championship 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:48.150 Wrestling Hollywood. I fucking, I was recovering 00:19:48.150 --> 00:19:50.509 from fucking pneumonia. Like, recovering from 00:19:50.509 --> 00:19:52.089 pneumonia takes a little bit. I don't know if 00:19:52.089 --> 00:19:54.289 you guys have ever had it. But when you get that 00:19:54.289 --> 00:19:56.150 fluid in your lungs, it takes a little bit to 00:19:56.150 --> 00:19:58.829 come out. You know? I've never had it severe. 00:19:59.309 --> 00:20:01.710 I've had it, but never, like, never, like, hospital, 00:20:01.869 --> 00:20:03.650 had to get sent to the hospital and get drained, 00:20:03.730 --> 00:20:06.730 shit like that. No, like, I didn't have to go 00:20:06.730 --> 00:20:10.309 to the hospital, but definitely fucking, I know 00:20:10.309 --> 00:20:12.769 how to drain it. You just take Mucinex and Broncade. 00:20:12.809 --> 00:20:14.730 You take Expectorant and you just cough it out 00:20:14.730 --> 00:20:17.230 and spit it out. Right? but i was doing that 00:20:17.230 --> 00:20:20.190 and i championship i felt like i was good you 00:20:20.190 --> 00:20:22.049 know like but i still felt like i was breathing 00:20:22.049 --> 00:20:24.670 through a straw or breathing in water or like 00:20:24.670 --> 00:20:29.730 water vapors yeah i did an eight minute match 00:20:29.730 --> 00:20:32.049 i didn't like you could tell i was tired because 00:20:32.049 --> 00:20:34.309 my movement slowed down and my pace slowed down 00:20:34.309 --> 00:20:38.029 i i never touched my knees never bent over never 00:20:38.029 --> 00:20:41.750 took a break never powdered out but oh boy yeah 00:20:41.750 --> 00:20:45.200 that was yeah that's all i gotta say That's me 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:47.799 every match, but that's just because I'm a fat 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:53.220 fuck. Oh, man. I try to fucking put on the best 00:20:53.220 --> 00:20:56.119 show. I take a break when I hit the curtain. 00:20:57.859 --> 00:21:02.200 I was the heel, so I didn't go up on the ropes 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:05.960 afterwards and do my normal bit. Afterwards, 00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:08.220 I had to go fucking throw up a little bit. I 00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.660 was like, oh, boy. This is fucked up. I think 00:21:11.660 --> 00:21:17.519 I had too many energy drinks, too. I feel like 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:20.900 that's a bad combination. All I heard is I haven't 00:21:20.900 --> 00:21:23.579 wrestled. Oh, it's because I haven't wrestled 00:21:23.579 --> 00:21:29.700 since April. So I had my first match back. Hey, 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:34.400 look what I got here. Shiny Metal said I kicked 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:36.380 your ass on Saturday. Hey, how about you fuck 00:21:36.380 --> 00:21:40.140 off? Did you get your ass whipped on Saturday, 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:45.170 bro? Yeah, we had a match on Saturday. Tell him 00:21:45.170 --> 00:21:50.349 how you feel after you whipped his ass. I tried 00:21:50.349 --> 00:21:52.849 to do an after show promo, but I was so gassed. 00:21:53.890 --> 00:21:58.329 I couldn't get fucking three words in. Like I 00:21:58.329 --> 00:22:01.289 said, I haven't wrestled since April. They claimed 00:22:01.289 --> 00:22:03.750 we did 1520. I don't think it was that much. 00:22:04.230 --> 00:22:07.170 No, I don't think so. I think it was at most 00:22:07.170 --> 00:22:10.009 10. I feel like we did just about 10 or a little 00:22:10.009 --> 00:22:16.109 over 10. Yeah. But I was I was asked If I'm too 00:22:16.109 --> 00:22:18.490 tired to do a promo afterwards, I got some quick 00:22:18.490 --> 00:22:20.269 one -liners that I'll throw out there, but I 00:22:20.269 --> 00:22:22.670 got I'm sorry I got some single mothers to attend 00:22:22.670 --> 00:22:26.289 to Say I should have thought I tried to think 00:22:26.289 --> 00:22:28.190 like I try to think of something But I was like 00:22:28.190 --> 00:22:30.470 it just kept on coming up mumble -jumble like 00:22:30.470 --> 00:22:32.369 okay I'm just gonna say what I need to say now 00:22:32.369 --> 00:22:35.029 to promote their match coming up in November 00:22:35.029 --> 00:22:37.950 And we're gonna call it good cuz oh my god was 00:22:37.950 --> 00:22:42.660 so fucking bad. I was so what what's your character's 00:22:42.660 --> 00:22:45.720 backstory what's the lore of you what's the lore 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:49.500 of me oh it's just it's just a big guy uh strong 00:22:49.500 --> 00:22:54.079 big cat uh i enjoy you know i'm a fun goofy like 00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:57.180 character and like i come in when i'm here to 00:22:57.180 --> 00:23:01.940 have fun you know you know um i'm uh you know 00:23:01.940 --> 00:23:04.619 all fun and games until you piss me off then 00:23:04.619 --> 00:23:08.200 then i'm gonna beat the shit out of you You need 00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:13.019 to go back and write a fucking lore. I never 00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:15.980 even thought about a lore. How fucking dare you? 00:23:16.579 --> 00:23:19.079 How fucking dare you? I'm offended. You offended 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:22.460 me. You offended your guests. You had me on a 00:23:22.460 --> 00:23:24.640 show just to offend me. You know what you need 00:23:24.640 --> 00:23:27.880 to do, bro? You need to say, after this match, 00:23:28.099 --> 00:23:31.200 I just had a great time whooping your ass all 00:23:31.200 --> 00:23:32.859 up and down the ring, but there's a girl out 00:23:32.859 --> 00:23:36.680 there who needs my big belly on her back. And 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:40.099 you walk off, and then you can go be tired. Holy 00:23:40.099 --> 00:23:43.319 shit. Everything with me is sex. I'm sorry. It's 00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:52.680 okay. I'm deprived. I work so much, I don't even 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:57.700 do anything. I don't even participate in it anymore. 00:23:57.759 --> 00:23:59.660 I just come home and sleep and yell at my girlfriend. 00:24:02.339 --> 00:24:06.750 Don't touch me. I'm tired. Don't even look at 00:24:06.750 --> 00:24:10.910 me. I got a comment here. The question on the 00:24:10.910 --> 00:24:17.109 panel. Thoughts of PWI500 in general. I think 00:24:17.109 --> 00:24:21.509 it was fucking garbage this year. Yeah, I agree. 00:24:22.289 --> 00:24:26.329 I think it was a lot of favorites and not actually 00:24:26.329 --> 00:24:30.490 because they had numerous people on there that 00:24:30.490 --> 00:24:32.670 should have been on there and they weren't. Or 00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:35.849 people low. The Epic wasn't on there. What the 00:24:35.849 --> 00:24:38.650 fucking bullshit was that? Casanova wasn't on 00:24:38.650 --> 00:24:40.910 there, and I love Casanova. Yeah, Casanova wasn't 00:24:40.910 --> 00:24:42.890 on there. Rhea Ripley wasn't even fucking on 00:24:42.890 --> 00:24:45.849 there. Bro, that's fucking dog shit. She's the 00:24:45.849 --> 00:24:48.970 fucking dope. Easily fucking, like, number two 00:24:48.970 --> 00:24:51.349 behind me. Because I'm number one, goddammit. 00:24:51.369 --> 00:24:54.869 I'm everyone's favorite wrestler. I gave them, 00:24:54.950 --> 00:24:58.630 like, a pass for, like, the year before because 00:24:58.630 --> 00:25:01.210 she was, like, injured, so she wasn't on the 00:25:01.210 --> 00:25:04.769 majority of the, you know, of the year. However, 00:25:05.029 --> 00:25:08.970 you don't have a pass for this year. She wasn't 00:25:08.970 --> 00:25:13.609 in the top 10 for females. I think fucking Charlotte 00:25:13.609 --> 00:25:16.009 was in there and she's had, what, maybe two matches 00:25:16.009 --> 00:25:20.849 this year? Yeah. I think it's because she's from 00:25:20.849 --> 00:25:24.390 Australia and they're afraid. They put her on 00:25:24.390 --> 00:25:26.690 the list. Everything in Australia kills you. 00:25:27.369 --> 00:25:30.910 Maybe they're just scared. There was a tag team 00:25:30.910 --> 00:25:32.809 I don't really know a lot about, but apparently 00:25:32.809 --> 00:25:34.549 they just go around taking everybody's belts, 00:25:34.650 --> 00:25:37.269 and they weren't mentioned on there either. You 00:25:37.269 --> 00:25:40.670 know who that was, JP? He's not paying attention. 00:25:40.849 --> 00:25:44.390 I'm trying to think. I had it saved somewhere. 00:25:46.490 --> 00:25:50.950 They had like 20 belts. I'm only thinking. Oh, 00:25:50.990 --> 00:25:54.000 Jesus. I don't even know. The only first I could 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:57.339 think of just stealing belts was Mercedes. Taking 00:25:57.339 --> 00:26:00.539 all these belts that nobody knew about and then 00:26:00.539 --> 00:26:03.279 people making comments being like, how does this 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:05.099 make you a great champion if no one knows about 00:26:05.099 --> 00:26:06.799 any of these promotions that you have titles 00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:08.799 for? That's kind of similar to what these guys 00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:12.460 are doing, but they're a tag team. They did multiple 00:26:12.460 --> 00:26:16.319 states and they had a shitload of belts from 00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:21.789 different companies. I don't know. I don't even 00:26:21.789 --> 00:26:23.849 want a fucking title. I just want to go out there 00:26:23.849 --> 00:26:27.109 and fuck around. I actually, um, I'm poor right 00:26:27.109 --> 00:26:28.869 now, so I can't pull the trigger because I just 00:26:28.869 --> 00:26:31.650 got suspended at work. Uh, this is like my first 00:26:31.650 --> 00:26:36.029 week back. I want to, uh, I want to make an epic 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:39.029 championship belt. And then with that belt, um, 00:26:39.069 --> 00:26:40.829 I'm already talking to a company that's made 00:26:40.829 --> 00:26:43.410 some pretty dope ass belts, but with that one, 00:26:43.490 --> 00:26:47.869 I want to wrestle only for charity. So if somebody 00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:49.589 wants to wrestle me for the epic championship, 00:26:50.670 --> 00:26:53.269 they have to fundraise a certain amount of money 00:26:53.269 --> 00:26:56.710 for a certain majority. That's cool. I like that. 00:26:56.829 --> 00:27:00.190 Yeah, it'd be fucking fun. Just because it would 00:27:00.190 --> 00:27:06.509 get more publicity and the belt would mean more. 00:27:07.210 --> 00:27:11.069 And then if that person raises a certain amount 00:27:11.069 --> 00:27:12.609 of money and they get put over, I'll literally 00:27:12.609 --> 00:27:15.849 give them the belt as a gift. But they have to 00:27:15.849 --> 00:27:19.019 wrestle. Somebody who put up more money than 00:27:19.019 --> 00:27:23.559 what they put up for charity. What if the wrestlers 00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:26.119 complete dog shit, but they still raise so much 00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:28.380 money? What if you have like a shit fucking experience 00:27:28.380 --> 00:27:31.380 with this person? I know, dude, I don't need 00:27:31.380 --> 00:27:33.440 to have a great wrestling match. I'm an entertainer. 00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:34.839 You know what I mean? I'd be like, I got you, 00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:36.559 buddy. We're going to do this. I'm like, are 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:39.380 you a good screamer? You know, like, let me hear 00:27:39.380 --> 00:27:41.519 your more war cry. And then you're like, oh, 00:27:41.539 --> 00:27:44.400 fuck. You know, if he was like. deaf and mute 00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:47.039 or something like that. One, I would no longer 00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:49.000 be a baby face for the amount of torture I would 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:56.619 put him through. Hopefully, I want to be one 00:27:56.619 --> 00:27:58.880 of those guys that puts out a lot of money so 00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:01.980 they can have a wrestling match in their bedroom. 00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:08.039 I've had one of those guys ask me. I got asked 00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:10.180 if somebody was like, are you into muscle worship? 00:28:10.420 --> 00:28:13.490 I was like, no. and they were like oh i can pay 00:28:13.490 --> 00:28:16.210 you and i was like that's also a no you know 00:28:16.210 --> 00:28:17.750 and then they kept trying to throw numbers around 00:28:17.750 --> 00:28:21.589 i was like i have a job you know i got on yeah 00:28:21.589 --> 00:28:27.349 i have one guy i had one guy messaged me about 00:28:27.349 --> 00:28:29.670 that he's like like i want a personal wrestling 00:28:29.670 --> 00:28:33.509 match and i'm like uh i'm like sure um and i 00:28:33.509 --> 00:28:36.609 gave him a ridiculous mouth and he's like oh 00:28:36.609 --> 00:28:38.329 i should get that in a couple weeks i'm like 00:28:38.329 --> 00:28:41.569 ah i wasn't expecting that that response i'm 00:28:41.569 --> 00:28:44.390 like uh no no i don't i don't actually i was 00:28:44.390 --> 00:28:48.430 just no yeah there was one time when i was younger 00:28:48.430 --> 00:28:52.170 like 22 or like 23 when i was bodybuilding uh 00:28:52.170 --> 00:28:54.230 somebody offered me thirteen hundred dollars 00:28:54.230 --> 00:29:00.789 to jerk off on my feet true story yeah my god 00:29:00.789 --> 00:29:05.220 good yeah dude I know. My car needed to be repaired. 00:29:05.619 --> 00:29:10.099 I was going to say, I didn't do it. Oh, I didn't 00:29:10.099 --> 00:29:17.299 do it. I didn't do it. I would never. I was so 00:29:17.299 --> 00:29:22.019 grossed out. No, thank you. I'm funny. I can 00:29:22.019 --> 00:29:26.240 joke around a lot. You must get people asking 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:29.019 you about feet. I get them all the time. I get 00:29:29.019 --> 00:29:32.069 them all the time. I show them a number. And 00:29:32.069 --> 00:29:35.250 never responds. Like, hey, I'll do it. I want 00:29:35.250 --> 00:29:38.490 some fucking money for it. Bro, if somebody wants 00:29:38.490 --> 00:29:41.630 to buy my socks or underwear, fair game. You 00:29:41.630 --> 00:29:42.950 know what I mean? Especially like my underwear. 00:29:43.049 --> 00:29:44.769 You don't know what I do with Taco Bell. You 00:29:44.769 --> 00:29:46.849 know what I mean? Like, good luck. That's on 00:29:46.849 --> 00:29:52.890 you, buddy. You know? That's what you want. I 00:29:52.890 --> 00:29:55.890 mean, yeah. I mean, if the number's right. If 00:29:55.890 --> 00:29:57.829 the price is right. I mean, underwear. Price 00:29:57.829 --> 00:30:02.829 is right, right? Unless it's my Jaws underwear. 00:30:02.950 --> 00:30:07.750 I love my Jaws underwear. Yeah, it can't be decorative 00:30:07.750 --> 00:30:12.529 underwear or any branded underwear. Yeah. Today 00:30:12.529 --> 00:30:23.009 I got donut underwear on. Holy donut. Yeah. I 00:30:23.009 --> 00:30:25.329 just said I'll do that. If somebody's going to 00:30:25.329 --> 00:30:26.809 offer me something, they got to start with a 00:30:26.809 --> 00:30:31.640 Jay and Simon Bob line. Good to know. I'll remember 00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:36.779 that for later. Yeah. If you're like, you ever 00:30:36.779 --> 00:30:38.980 had your asshole lick my fat man in an overcoat? 00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:43.220 I'd be like, ah! It's a great line. I'm tempted 00:30:43.220 --> 00:30:50.619 now. It almost got me. Oh, shit. It's one of 00:30:50.619 --> 00:30:52.779 my favorite fucking lines. One of these days, 00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:54.720 I want to get somebody to be the cock knocker 00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:57.940 in a wrestling match. I don't think people would 00:30:57.940 --> 00:31:05.609 get it. Fuck them. I would get it. I would be 00:31:05.609 --> 00:31:10.549 so entertained and laughing so hard. I don't 00:31:10.549 --> 00:31:12.569 give a fuck what anyone else is thinking. I'd 00:31:12.569 --> 00:31:16.230 be like, fuck you guys. This is worth it. It's 00:31:16.230 --> 00:31:17.789 fucking weird. I'm never going to a show again. 00:31:19.450 --> 00:31:23.750 Mommy, what's this? Oh, yeah. Well, it depends 00:31:23.750 --> 00:31:25.509 on what show you're at. There's a bunch of kids 00:31:25.509 --> 00:31:27.950 in the audience. You know what I mean? I don't 00:31:27.950 --> 00:31:30.230 want to say any vulgarities and stuff like that. 00:31:30.569 --> 00:31:32.430 They don't give me a microphone if there's kids 00:31:32.430 --> 00:31:35.089 in an audience. They give me a microphone, I'll 00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:37.670 be like, hold on a second, I gotta keep watching 00:31:37.670 --> 00:31:42.289 my mouth. I know, I said, I screamed bitch, I 00:31:42.289 --> 00:31:45.309 called JP a bitch during the match, and everyone 00:31:45.309 --> 00:31:47.990 was like, oh my god. I was like, fuck this family. 00:31:49.509 --> 00:31:52.849 He pounced me so hard that I didn't realize how 00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:55.730 high I went up in the air, and you could hear 00:31:55.730 --> 00:31:58.710 me on camera. I got the video. Oh, shit. Because 00:31:58.710 --> 00:32:02.210 I was so... Oh, you have the video? I have the 00:32:02.210 --> 00:32:05.230 video. It's very hard to see because it's from 00:32:05.230 --> 00:32:08.930 the crowd, but... But you can hear everything. 00:32:09.390 --> 00:32:14.369 JP went flying. I think the last match, the only 00:32:14.369 --> 00:32:20.240 thing I... Go ahead. The last match I did was 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:22.440 with my buddy Matthias. He kicked me in the dick. 00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:26.180 You could hear me clear from the front row. I 00:32:26.180 --> 00:32:30.039 was like, oh, my fucking dick. Bro, straight 00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:33.039 up, dick kicked me hard. I was like, oh, motherfucker. 00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:36.480 When you see me go at him in the corner and he 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:39.259 goes for that kick to the midsection, he kicked 00:32:39.259 --> 00:32:42.880 me dead in the balls and you could see it. Yeah. 00:32:43.980 --> 00:32:48.250 It fucking hurts. yeah no dude i think honestly 00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:50.210 that's what made me fucking fatigued the hardest 00:32:50.210 --> 00:32:53.829 was getting kicked in the balls it's hard it's 00:32:53.829 --> 00:32:56.130 hard after a good dick kick it's hard to breathe 00:32:56.130 --> 00:33:00.950 i think that get anyone fatigued yeah i just 00:33:00.950 --> 00:33:03.230 give him he just gave me a good old dick kicking 00:33:03.230 --> 00:33:05.210 and i'm just like bro you're the baby face you 00:33:05.210 --> 00:33:09.029 fucking cocksucker like i'm the bad guy and he 00:33:09.029 --> 00:33:11.109 just kicked me in the wiener like now you are 00:33:11.109 --> 00:33:13.210 a fucking asshole you know like who does that 00:33:13.210 --> 00:33:16.660 to somebody you know I think he's just a hater. 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:18.740 You know, he knew that I was like sexy and stuff 00:33:18.740 --> 00:33:20.960 like that. He saw my balls on the way out. Yeah. 00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:23.259 He was just jealous that my dick looks so good 00:33:23.259 --> 00:33:25.640 in my, my shorts when I came walking out and 00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.920 he was like, ah, yeah, not today, buddy. I'm 00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:31.299 going to kick that one down to size. You know? 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:36.900 Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking rude. You know? Exactly. 00:33:38.140 --> 00:33:50.970 Listen to JP. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're going to 00:33:50.970 --> 00:33:52.549 go to jail for that. You better watch your mouth. 00:33:52.710 --> 00:33:53.990 I don't know who the fuck you think you are. 00:33:54.109 --> 00:33:57.430 I wasn't expecting my almost near 300 -pound 00:33:57.430 --> 00:33:59.390 ass to go flying. Dude, I almost threw him out 00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:02.490 of the ring. We made a joke about that. We made 00:34:02.490 --> 00:34:05.650 a joke about that before the match. I landed 00:34:05.650 --> 00:34:09.269 on the fucking bottom rope, and I was like, oh, 00:34:09.269 --> 00:34:12.650 my God. We made a joke about that because we 00:34:12.650 --> 00:34:15.239 were... you know going over everything because 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:18.760 like i said i haven't wrestled since april just 00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.900 you know breaking everything down trying to your 00:34:20.900 --> 00:34:25.800 fat ass shut the up anyways um and we being the 00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:28.400 joke is like what if i will try not to pounce 00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:30.179 you out of this ring like dude you won't pounce 00:34:30.179 --> 00:34:32.039 me out like if you bounce me out of this ring 00:34:32.039 --> 00:34:35.760 you know that's the go home sure enough yeah 00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.340 if i if i fall out on that floor we're going 00:34:38.340 --> 00:34:44.920 home immediately i will not recover Well, now 00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:46.639 knowing a lot about you, I think you're a big 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:53.059 pussy. That's all I think. Just kidding. I almost 00:34:53.059 --> 00:34:56.820 ended up paralyzed in Vegas because I flipped 00:34:56.820 --> 00:35:00.719 out of the rings on the rope and my legs got 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:05.559 caught. My back's still hurting from it. It's 00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:08.019 recovering, but I haven't even been deadlifting. 00:35:08.420 --> 00:35:11.340 Every time I deadlift, I go up to 700 pounds. 00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:14.239 And now I'm like, all right, like, let me just 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:16.059 chill. So I've been like trying to deadlift from 00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:18.139 blocks and go, maybe my back will hurt less if 00:35:18.139 --> 00:35:20.260 I do that. And like, you know, I want those feeling 00:35:20.260 --> 00:35:23.079 in my feet. And then, so now every time I've 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:24.880 done it, I've had some issues. So I'm like, I'm 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:26.480 just going to chill and I'm going to build back. 00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:29.480 And like, it's been like two weeks since I deadlifted. 00:35:30.699 --> 00:35:34.539 Oh, but I still squat. I went to like four something 00:35:34.539 --> 00:35:36.579 yesterday and I was a little pain -free, not 00:35:36.579 --> 00:35:39.380 totally pain -free, but a little. Have you ever 00:35:39.380 --> 00:35:44.800 bumped in a brand new ring? No, but I bumped 00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:48.539 with loose boards at Knox. They had a fucked 00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:53.659 up ring. So this is a brand new ring. Brand spanking 00:35:53.659 --> 00:35:57.280 new. You might as well be bumping on the floor. 00:35:57.900 --> 00:36:01.860 It hurt, dude. Those boards were straighter than 00:36:01.860 --> 00:36:05.699 the straight fucking air. I tell you what, after 00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:08.760 that show, I bet you that got some fucking work 00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:11.139 into it, because how many were this bunch of 00:36:11.139 --> 00:36:14.679 superplexes and other shit? that ring got some 00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:18.079 work in that night we opened we opened and we 00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:20.780 did like i did that second rope drop kick to 00:36:20.780 --> 00:36:23.079 you and that fucking hurt and then the next match 00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.780 there's a fucking tower of doom happening on 00:36:25.780 --> 00:36:29.880 a three -way and it's a fucking 450 pound man 00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:32.780 as the fucking base and take like hitting the 00:36:32.780 --> 00:36:36.440 fucking power bomb with a 320 pound fucking dude 00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:38.960 suplex i'm like this brings in a fucking break 00:36:44.799 --> 00:36:50.679 I bumped in the fucking ring we have at Knox 00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:52.840 and he goes, what the fuck is that? He goes, 00:36:52.860 --> 00:36:54.519 that's the hardest fucking ring I've been in 00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:59.079 anywhere. It hurts. My neck is still fucked up 00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:02.719 from bumping at Knox all the time. That's all 00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:05.820 you do at fucking Knox. He's like, take a bump. 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:09.679 Take a bump. Take a bump. Let me see your bump, 00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:12.360 Oos. Oos, good bump. All right, Oos. Yeah, roll 00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:14.639 out. All right, roll back in. Samoa bump drill. 00:37:14.820 --> 00:37:16.699 All right, Oos. All right, after the drill. All 00:37:16.699 --> 00:37:18.159 right, come over here. Take a bump. All right, 00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:22.300 line up, everybody. Take a bump. No, that was 00:37:22.300 --> 00:37:24.920 fucking the other. That was Reno, Black Pearl. 00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.420 Rikishi would bump you, but, like, different. 00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:29.679 If your bumps look like shit, he'd tell you to 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:31.179 turn around and learn how to do it on the side 00:37:31.179 --> 00:37:35.949 better. Oh, damn. Rikishi is the best coach that 00:37:35.949 --> 00:37:37.610 you'll ever have in your life. If you ever get 00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:39.369 a chance to train with Rikishi, it's worth it. 00:37:39.409 --> 00:37:43.449 I promise you all my life. I would still go back 00:37:43.449 --> 00:37:47.130 to Knox and train with Rikishi if it wasn't for 00:37:47.130 --> 00:37:50.769 somebody that I absolutely can't look at. I'm 00:37:50.769 --> 00:37:52.269 going to just throw this on the internet because 00:37:52.269 --> 00:37:58.469 I don't give a fuck anymore. I bought a fucking 00:37:58.469 --> 00:38:01.599 Ford F -250. Instead of another vehicle that 00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:04.239 I wanted, uh, with, uh, an entire fucking work 00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.219 rack on it, ladder rack, everything. Right. And 00:38:07.219 --> 00:38:08.780 that was so I could help out with the ring and 00:38:08.780 --> 00:38:12.079 stuff, move shit. And I worked five to five as 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.860 a truck driver. They, they needed help setting 00:38:14.860 --> 00:38:16.639 up their new building and their new domain. So 00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.039 I would move out their old building to the new 00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:22.059 building after, after I got off work. And then 00:38:22.059 --> 00:38:24.099 after I got done wrestling at practice and still 00:38:24.099 --> 00:38:25.699 show up the next day and do it all over again, 00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:28.550 only sleep in like two, three hours. Right. And 00:38:28.550 --> 00:38:31.550 I put in, like, just into the new floor alone 00:38:31.550 --> 00:38:33.809 on the other side. I put in labor chipping up 00:38:33.809 --> 00:38:35.670 the old floor, getting rid of all the old epoxy, 00:38:35.869 --> 00:38:38.349 doing everything I can, running tools. I spent, 00:38:38.429 --> 00:38:42.130 like, $1 ,500 alone just on that project. Then 00:38:42.130 --> 00:38:44.070 I was always buying tape for the ring. And, like, 00:38:44.070 --> 00:38:45.570 when you're buying tape to tape a whole fucking 00:38:45.570 --> 00:38:47.570 ring, that's a lot of fucking money still. It's 00:38:47.570 --> 00:38:50.630 Gorilla Tape, you know? So, like, within the 00:38:50.630 --> 00:38:52.309 span of, like, two months, I spent, like, fucking 00:38:52.309 --> 00:38:56.389 $2 ,500 or more of my own money. Right? So then... 00:38:56.570 --> 00:38:59.670 the fucking booker this fat fucking loser doesn't 00:38:59.670 --> 00:39:01.730 brush his teeth it smells like his breath smells 00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:05.190 like rotting asshole right this fucking guy all 00:39:05.190 --> 00:39:08.449 he does is smoke cigarettes drink beer and fucking 00:39:08.449 --> 00:39:11.469 allow raj to get into the wrestling ring so this 00:39:11.469 --> 00:39:14.570 dumb son of a bitch fucking i guess he was having 00:39:14.570 --> 00:39:16.570 a meeting and i found out that during the fucking 00:39:16.570 --> 00:39:19.610 meetings he would laugh and joke about Oh, we 00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:22.250 can get Doug to do whatever we want. And like 00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:24.550 taking advantage. And the same guy who hit me 00:39:24.550 --> 00:39:26.230 in the back of the head with a fucking hockey 00:39:26.230 --> 00:39:28.949 stick and goal stick across the neck and my whole 00:39:28.949 --> 00:39:31.610 back multiple fucking times, always shooting 00:39:31.610 --> 00:39:34.010 at people and hurting people with weapons. And 00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:36.210 I didn't agree to a hockey stick. I agreed to 00:39:36.210 --> 00:39:38.590 a Kendo stick, you know? And then one of the 00:39:38.590 --> 00:39:40.170 other things, he lacerated one of my kidneys 00:39:40.170 --> 00:39:42.409 with a fucking hockey stick. This guy was super 00:39:42.409 --> 00:39:46.309 unsafe. He popped my eardrum, tore my scalp during 00:39:46.309 --> 00:39:48.849 one of the fucking matches. Like he's the booker, 00:39:48.849 --> 00:39:50.710 so you can't put him in his place technically 00:39:50.710 --> 00:39:53.230 because you're going to get fucked over. So he 00:39:53.230 --> 00:39:56.269 uses his position of power to do that. Mind you, 00:39:56.349 --> 00:39:58.829 there's another rumor that he said something 00:39:58.829 --> 00:40:00.530 inappropriate to somebody in Vegas and that's 00:40:00.530 --> 00:40:02.170 why they never came back because he's a fucking 00:40:02.170 --> 00:40:06.389 creep too. So fuck that guy for everything he's 00:40:06.389 --> 00:40:08.650 worth. So I can't go back and trade with Rikishi 00:40:08.650 --> 00:40:10.829 because then I got to see that fat little fucking 00:40:10.829 --> 00:40:13.150 loser who fucking was on the side of the ring 00:40:13.150 --> 00:40:15.550 when I ran in there to go save Stu. He was the 00:40:15.550 --> 00:40:17.789 one I made eye contact with. who didn't even 00:40:17.789 --> 00:40:19.730 get in to help his buddy after 12 years. And 00:40:19.730 --> 00:40:21.949 then he's at the hospital, like, fucking crying 00:40:21.949 --> 00:40:23.949 into somebody's chest like a little bitch. Like, 00:40:24.050 --> 00:40:26.949 you shouldn't be crying. You should go home and 00:40:26.949 --> 00:40:29.010 fucking make sure you never come out of the house 00:40:29.010 --> 00:40:31.849 again, you fucking loser. Like, you just watched 00:40:31.849 --> 00:40:34.550 somebody that was your fucking friend of 12 years 00:40:34.550 --> 00:40:36.349 get their face beat in, and you were on the side 00:40:36.349 --> 00:40:38.670 of the ring. Then you do all that extra shit, 00:40:38.769 --> 00:40:42.469 like, making fun of me for spending money and 00:40:42.469 --> 00:40:44.670 working my ass off building this new building 00:40:44.670 --> 00:40:47.280 for you guys and doing all this shit. And you're 00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:49.739 laughing at me, mocking me, making fun of me 00:40:49.739 --> 00:40:54.559 for fucking trying hard and working hard. Fuck 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:57.699 that guy. He's fucking evil. So if I go back 00:40:57.699 --> 00:40:59.960 to that place, I'm supposed to just fucking go 00:40:59.960 --> 00:41:01.760 and get trained by Rikishi and everything's going 00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:03.980 to be water under the bridge. Well, if I see 00:41:03.980 --> 00:41:06.119 him again, it's going to be so hard not to fucking 00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:09.000 headbutt him and beat the shit out of him. That's 00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:11.119 all I think about. Whenever I think about going 00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:13.559 back to Knox, I just go and I think about wanting 00:41:13.559 --> 00:41:17.650 to beat the dog shit out of him. I can't get 00:41:17.650 --> 00:41:20.130 over it. That's why I can't go back. Because 00:41:20.130 --> 00:41:21.909 the whole time I'm going to be there. And then 00:41:21.909 --> 00:41:24.230 his fat ass is on the fucking flyers too. The 00:41:24.230 --> 00:41:27.070 fucking loser. He's on all the fucking flyers. 00:41:27.070 --> 00:41:29.530 He's always putting himself over. He's the booker. 00:41:29.550 --> 00:41:31.630 And every time the title changes hands, it goes 00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:34.190 back to him. He always puts himself over. Every 00:41:34.190 --> 00:41:38.690 match. Wow. Sounds like other people we know. 00:41:39.969 --> 00:41:45.409 Yeah. There was times where he got told that 00:41:45.409 --> 00:41:47.130 he shouldn't be wrestling anymore and that he 00:41:47.130 --> 00:41:49.150 needs to be helping get other people over and 00:41:49.150 --> 00:41:51.230 all the other stuff. The very next show, the 00:41:51.230 --> 00:41:54.010 minute he got that advice, when that person wasn't 00:41:54.010 --> 00:41:55.610 around, he'd be going back to putting himself 00:41:55.610 --> 00:42:02.789 over. It's just so fucking maddening. I can't 00:42:02.789 --> 00:42:06.150 go back and look at that fucking loser. I just 00:42:06.150 --> 00:42:12.820 can't. You haven't been back since the incident, 00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:16.119 have you? No. I left my Spartan helmet there. 00:42:16.300 --> 00:42:20.920 My tools. They tried to send me a fucking bill 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:23.059 because it's an automated thing. They tried to 00:42:23.059 --> 00:42:26.420 send me your membership dues and this and that. 00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:30.000 I sent them a message back with an invoice. I 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:33.440 said, you guys can pay for my stitches. Yeah. 00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:37.599 They never even paid for my fucking stitches 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.980 in my eye. That's wild. They never even called 00:42:42.980 --> 00:42:49.119 me. Nobody from there never even called me after 00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:52.300 the incident. I was going to say, did anyone 00:42:52.300 --> 00:42:57.559 reach out to you after it? Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. 00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:03.659 Oh, no. Maybe come back. You can blame it all 00:43:03.659 --> 00:43:08.760 on me. I think you went under a bridge. I think 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:11.829 he did. While we're in for Doug. Yeah. Okay. 00:43:11.929 --> 00:43:19.949 There he is. Hello. Yeah, we can hear you. He's 00:43:19.949 --> 00:43:27.190 alive. Oh. I think his Bluetooth is. Yeah, his 00:43:27.190 --> 00:43:31.230 Bluetooth probably fucked him. Oh. Yeah. Now 00:43:31.230 --> 00:43:42.449 he's. Oh. Bitch ass fucking cop. It's definitely 00:43:42.449 --> 00:43:52.309 working now. That was perfect. You're back. Can 00:43:52.309 --> 00:43:58.769 you hear us? See, we hear him, so he can't hear 00:43:58.769 --> 00:44:06.239 us. That's weird, yeah. He might, he might not 00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:10.780 have a good single. Yeah. Well, this question 00:44:10.780 --> 00:44:13.179 real quick while we're there, this will never 00:44:13.179 --> 00:44:15.280 happen. I will never be affiliated with this. 00:44:15.619 --> 00:44:19.179 I would rather put sandpaper on my cock anyways. 00:44:21.539 --> 00:44:27.480 Yeah. Yeah. They, and I've been offered a couple 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.360 of times to work with Phoenix and I, and I've 00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:33.210 just told them now. They couldn't pay me enough, 00:44:33.369 --> 00:44:35.210 and I would rather... Well, first they would 00:44:35.210 --> 00:44:38.889 have to pay you. Have it through a fucking needle 00:44:38.889 --> 00:44:41.809 of heroin. First they would have to pay you first. 00:44:43.650 --> 00:44:47.889 You got your shit worked out there, Doug? Can 00:44:47.889 --> 00:44:55.829 you hear us? Nope. See, we can hear him, but 00:44:55.829 --> 00:44:58.750 he can't hear us. If you can't, you might have 00:44:58.750 --> 00:45:00.940 to leave and come back. If it's not working for 00:45:00.940 --> 00:45:09.159 you, buddy. Because we can hear you. Yeah. There 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:15.440 you go. So, 45 minutes in and we haven't talked 00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.460 about the news. So, we might as well get into 00:45:17.460 --> 00:45:19.800 that while Doug's figuring it out. I don't know 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:23.420 how the fuck we managed to do that. Doug's fucking 00:45:23.420 --> 00:45:30.239 awesome. So, yeah. So, what we got. So. I think 00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:36.739 it was AEW Dynamite. Edge comes in, and he has 00:45:36.739 --> 00:45:39.619 a match, and he comes back with Christian, and 00:45:39.619 --> 00:45:41.679 he tells Christian, you know what? Like, I got 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:44.940 to go home. I got to, you know, do my own thing 00:45:44.940 --> 00:45:51.659 and see you later, basically. So the thought 00:45:51.659 --> 00:45:55.260 process is that Edge is possibly going back because 00:45:55.260 --> 00:45:57.219 his contract is ending at the end of this year. 00:45:57.900 --> 00:46:01.500 roughly around the same time that Cena is doing 00:46:01.500 --> 00:46:04.280 his last match. So there's a thought process 00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:08.760 that could possibly be Edge coming back to WWE 00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:11.000 for one last time because there's been talks 00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:14.440 about him retiring. And it's going to be Cena 00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:21.909 versus Edge at Main Event Wrestling. here's my 00:46:21.909 --> 00:46:26.250 thought process on this he they did this the 00:46:26.250 --> 00:46:31.909 um him leaving the him and the christian bit 00:46:31.909 --> 00:46:38.570 was on last wednesday's or two episodes ago what 00:46:38.570 --> 00:46:44.449 was it i think it was last one it was 24th so 00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:50.380 Say his contract doesn't end particularly at 00:46:50.380 --> 00:46:54.000 the end of the year. Say that was his last night. 00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:58.840 When you think of they probably do the 90 -day 00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:01.539 race period of when they can allow him to do 00:47:01.539 --> 00:47:05.360 anything. Maybe now they didn't do it with Punk. 00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.860 Right. They didn't do it with Punk. That's the 00:47:09.860 --> 00:47:12.840 thing. Or his contract did end and then it was 00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:18.409 next literally instant. But this time frame now 00:47:18.409 --> 00:47:20.670 from when it happened would be the perfect amount 00:47:20.670 --> 00:47:26.030 of time to where if they don't announce what 00:47:26.030 --> 00:47:29.610 his match is, like if they do this whole gambit 00:47:29.610 --> 00:47:33.489 of Cena appearing on the last several episodes 00:47:33.489 --> 00:47:36.469 of whatever shows he's last on, but they never 00:47:36.469 --> 00:47:40.550 announce who his opponent is until the day of 00:47:40.550 --> 00:47:44.210 or until it happens, if they wait all the way 00:47:44.210 --> 00:47:48.000 until that fucking theme music hits and it ends 00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:51.719 up being Edge, the entire fucking world will 00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:54.980 lose their shit. Yeah, because they always have 00:47:54.980 --> 00:47:58.380 amazing matches. If they announce it prematurely, 00:47:58.380 --> 00:48:01.820 if it just gets... Him and the AJ Styles thing 00:48:01.820 --> 00:48:04.940 just got announced, there's nothing built up 00:48:04.940 --> 00:48:08.519 to it, and AJ's on Raw in the middle of a story 00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:14.059 like this. The rumor is that Cena's kind of pissed. 00:48:14.590 --> 00:48:17.409 With wwe right now. Yes. He is fucking pissed 00:48:17.409 --> 00:48:22.349 because of the Yeah That match wasn't supposed 00:48:22.349 --> 00:48:24.809 to go that way you read all the fucking reports 00:48:24.809 --> 00:48:26.889 They said that it was supposed to be seen over 00:48:26.889 --> 00:48:31.369 and lesnar was like now fuck that like Typical 00:48:31.369 --> 00:48:35.050 fucking lizard fashion But then the the fans 00:48:35.050 --> 00:48:38.010 know so much too. It's smarter for them just 00:48:38.010 --> 00:48:42.840 to play that route where scene is pissed I think 00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:45.460 Edge comes back and spears Brock Lesnar in the 00:48:45.460 --> 00:48:47.280 middle of a match, kind of shows that he's a 00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:51.579 babyface, and then Cena goes over, and then Edge 00:48:51.579 --> 00:48:55.880 versus Cena happens after that. Yeah, that would 00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:57.559 be really nice to see. I'd like to see that. 00:48:58.099 --> 00:49:02.260 And I do agree that WWE has kind of leaned more 00:49:02.260 --> 00:49:06.719 into the fact that fans, they know that the fans 00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.519 just fucking read everything. They just know 00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:13.380 we're not dumb anymore. Yeah, they're not dumb 00:49:13.380 --> 00:49:15.199 anymore. So they might be feeding that information. 00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.800 But the rumor, though, is that this is a one 00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.639 and done with Brock. It's not going to happen 00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:23.980 again. And that's kind of what people are pissed 00:49:23.980 --> 00:49:27.119 about, because it's like, OK, that's fine. You 00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:30.980 beat the shit out of him here. But when is he 00:49:30.980 --> 00:49:33.760 getting his up match where he, you know, tables 00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:37.829 turn, Cena goes over. And they're saying that's 00:49:37.829 --> 00:49:40.590 not in the cards at all. He only has, what, how 00:49:40.590 --> 00:49:43.969 many dates? Four or five now? It's four or five. 00:49:44.050 --> 00:49:46.690 Yeah. So, like, he won't be all these, like, 00:49:46.710 --> 00:49:50.389 random. There's, like, one. There's no more SmackDowns, 00:49:50.389 --> 00:49:54.650 I think. I think it's all Raws and then PLEs. 00:49:54.849 --> 00:49:58.690 So, wherever TD Garden and the Boston shows is 00:49:58.690 --> 00:50:02.690 the Raw. And then. I'm assuming he's on the Survivor 00:50:02.690 --> 00:50:05.610 Series card in some fashion. We don't even know 00:50:05.610 --> 00:50:08.849 what he's doing in Survivor Series. But again, 00:50:08.849 --> 00:50:12.909 I've said this before, and I'll say it again. 00:50:13.070 --> 00:50:17.369 They told us that this was a once -in -a -lifetime 00:50:17.369 --> 00:50:20.949 Cena vs. Rock, and they already were playing 00:50:20.949 --> 00:50:25.630 on two. So I would not be surprised if he extends 00:50:25.630 --> 00:50:32.190 the retirement to WrestleMania. I mean the wild 00:50:32.190 --> 00:50:36.869 the wild concept would be his match ends at the 00:50:36.869 --> 00:50:39.750 fucking Saturday night's main event and then 00:50:39.750 --> 00:50:42.050 the fucking rocks music fucking hits and then 00:50:42.050 --> 00:50:48.079 it's him and Cena building a fucking Do we need 00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:53.179 to see a third fucking Rock vs. Cena? I don't 00:50:53.179 --> 00:50:56.639 think so. What about you, Doug? It's the trilogy! 00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:00.460 It's the dynasty! You gotta do the dynasty. It's 00:51:00.460 --> 00:51:05.420 like the Patriots. It's like the dynasty. I don't 00:51:05.420 --> 00:51:08.260 know, dude. I say just do one more match if it 00:51:08.260 --> 00:51:11.239 was such a fucking banger. Let's do one more. 00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:16.260 Take it a match at a time. You don't know where 00:51:16.260 --> 00:51:18.780 the chemistry is at with everything. I will say 00:51:18.780 --> 00:51:21.440 that I got to watch Cena call a match at Money 00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:24.860 in the Bank. I was at that in the back. I was 00:51:24.860 --> 00:51:29.739 working extras. Wow, that's dope. Yeah. Actually, 00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:33.619 I met Cena for the Raw Netflix premiere and then 00:51:33.619 --> 00:51:36.440 that one, Money in the Bank. Were you doing security? 00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.179 Was that what you were doing? No, I mean, I'm 00:51:40.179 --> 00:51:42.059 there to do whatever they want me to do. Extra 00:51:42.059 --> 00:51:44.519 work, this, that, and the other. but i always 00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:47.039 i get told you look like malachi black just hang 00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:51.860 out in pre -food and i i was told so that by 00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:54.179 like the main producers of like smackdown and 00:51:54.179 --> 00:51:58.139 like who's who i i i can't remember the names 00:51:58.139 --> 00:52:00.460 but i see him in all the wwe documentaries talking 00:52:00.460 --> 00:52:02.099 those are the people that always talk to me like 00:52:02.099 --> 00:52:07.260 you haven't for black wow i'm too big like at 00:52:07.260 --> 00:52:09.519 that time i was still like 260 right now i think 00:52:09.519 --> 00:52:14.260 i'm like down to 242. I'm trying to lose some 00:52:14.260 --> 00:52:18.099 weight to let my back heal. 6 '2". Oh, shit, 00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:20.519 you're mine. Oh, fuck, you're a beast. I mean, 00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:22.400 if they ever want to do something with Aleister 00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:24.079 Black, though, you're always, you know, you're 00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.400 always right there. You, like, do a fake Aleister 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:29.699 Black. Well, I have a group called Battalion. 00:52:29.780 --> 00:52:32.300 My tag partner, Alex Ace, is seven feet tall. 00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:36.400 Oh, jeez. Yeah, I love him to death. He's from 00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:40.860 Spain. España. I speak Catalan. We're our own 00:52:40.860 --> 00:52:43.360 console. And they're proud in seven feet. And 00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:49.900 I don't like to bump up. I love him. He's like 00:52:49.900 --> 00:52:53.840 Treebeard. Yeah, he's fucking Treebeard. I fucking 00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:56.300 love him to death. No, he's a great performer. 00:52:56.460 --> 00:52:58.159 I watched him tear the house down with Michael 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:02.039 Shea. It was one of the coolest fucking matches 00:53:02.039 --> 00:53:04.099 I've ever seen. Probably the best big man match 00:53:04.099 --> 00:53:07.139 I've ever seen. They both agreed to just have 00:53:07.139 --> 00:53:10.019 fun and work together. And Mikey loves to fucking 00:53:10.019 --> 00:53:12.360 work the crowd and do some comedy shit. And, 00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:16.219 and he's just so over and always just get stuff 00:53:16.219 --> 00:53:19.320 done. Like, I think it was a, like two top bumps, 00:53:19.380 --> 00:53:22.039 a choke slap from the top rope and a super flex, 00:53:22.179 --> 00:53:26.280 you know, and these are, that, that was 700 pounds 00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:30.260 of man in the ring together. Holy shit. Yeah. 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:33.059 They're big boys, you know? So like, but again, 00:53:33.219 --> 00:53:35.719 it was really cool to watch. I watched that live. 00:53:36.909 --> 00:53:39.929 uh just talking trash and having fun and then 00:53:39.929 --> 00:53:43.250 uh yeah so i got him and then i got a little 00:53:43.250 --> 00:53:45.750 nightmare so sophia she's a 12 year old little 00:53:45.750 --> 00:53:50.309 girl she's so violent uh so we got her and then 00:53:50.309 --> 00:53:53.309 another guy uh he was with a group called delirium 00:53:53.309 --> 00:53:54.949 i don't know if you guys have heard of delirium 00:53:54.949 --> 00:53:59.309 uh yeah they've they've been they've done some 00:53:59.309 --> 00:54:02.329 stuff with aw they've been all over uh good group 00:54:02.329 --> 00:54:05.170 but amir is his character is called the master 00:54:05.820 --> 00:54:08.920 And he's a good actor. He's from England. So, 00:54:08.940 --> 00:54:12.079 you know, we got his whole work around. My whole 00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:14.860 group is, you know, I don't really want to work 00:54:14.860 --> 00:54:18.699 with anybody with him. Like, I will. I will if 00:54:18.699 --> 00:54:21.099 you pay me enough, right? But, like, I'm still 00:54:21.099 --> 00:54:22.980 going to find a way to put... Oh, what the fuck? 00:54:23.699 --> 00:54:27.699 Excuse me. Way to be an asshole. Listen. Right 00:54:27.699 --> 00:54:33.360 in the middle of somebody. God. I know who we're 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.619 booking when Doug comes to Maine. Yeah, bro. 00:54:36.739 --> 00:54:40.500 Let's fucking do it. I got this great spot planned, 00:54:40.659 --> 00:54:42.179 right? I'm going to finger you and rub it on 00:54:42.179 --> 00:54:49.800 your upper lip. Wouldn't expect any less. I told 00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:51.719 my girlfriend's neighbors that I got into an 00:54:51.719 --> 00:54:55.800 altercation in front of her house. Well, she 00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.260 got into the altercation. She's a non -fighter. 00:54:58.280 --> 00:54:59.980 She's the sweetest thing. She's never mad or 00:54:59.980 --> 00:55:01.949 aggressive. so for her to get mad at somebody 00:55:01.949 --> 00:55:05.929 they had a crossover right i think i think it's 00:55:05.929 --> 00:55:08.789 so cute that she's angry and i'm laughing his 00:55:08.789 --> 00:55:11.070 like hysterically in the front because like i've 00:55:11.070 --> 00:55:14.150 never seen her get mad you know and sure enough 00:55:14.150 --> 00:55:16.289 the guy stops the car like he was gonna do something 00:55:16.289 --> 00:55:18.869 and then i went from laughing to like oh crazy 00:55:18.869 --> 00:55:23.610 and then uh i get yeah yeah yeah very heated 00:55:23.610 --> 00:55:26.269 passionately and i told this guy some words and 00:55:26.269 --> 00:55:28.659 then the neighbors were like I guess the guy 00:55:28.659 --> 00:55:30.440 was there with them. We're laughing. And I was 00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:33.119 like, the fuck? I'm like, you think you're fucking 00:55:33.119 --> 00:55:34.980 tough? I was like, I will finger fuck you and 00:55:34.980 --> 00:55:36.739 rub it on your upper lip. And that guy looked 00:55:36.739 --> 00:55:38.380 at me like, what? And I turned around and her 00:55:38.380 --> 00:55:41.400 mom is right behind me looking at me like, how 00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:46.380 did you just say? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking afterwards, 00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.360 the mom's laughing and then she's like, I've 00:55:48.360 --> 00:55:50.280 never seen her get like this. All the Dominicans 00:55:50.280 --> 00:55:52.099 in the household were outside out front, ready 00:55:52.099 --> 00:55:57.099 to go. Oh my God. Yeah. Every Dominican in the 00:55:57.099 --> 00:55:59.119 house, the guys are shirtless, the mom's in the 00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:01.800 front yard, the main one. Come on, let's do this. 00:56:01.960 --> 00:56:08.980 I don't give a shit. I was so embarrassed. I 00:56:08.980 --> 00:56:10.559 was like, I'm so sorry. I say terrible things 00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:15.409 to people when I'm angry. I may not mean all 00:56:15.409 --> 00:56:17.590 of them, but I sure will fucking say it. I know. 00:56:17.650 --> 00:56:19.969 It's pure shock value, bro. I go for fucking 00:56:19.969 --> 00:56:23.469 shock value, you know? That's why I do deathmatches. 00:56:23.469 --> 00:56:27.489 It's shock value. Yeah, yeah. Now we can add. 00:56:27.610 --> 00:56:33.170 We got a new spot to add. The cheese grater. 00:56:33.190 --> 00:56:35.610 We got to add that. Yeah, cheese grater and the 00:56:35.610 --> 00:56:38.730 fingering. Yeah, that's a good old time. That 00:56:38.730 --> 00:56:43.429 spot's called who's in my butthole, right? Or 00:56:43.429 --> 00:56:48.510 like, You know, there was a... No, you turn off 00:56:48.510 --> 00:56:51.650 the lights. Right? That's my Reddit name, too, 00:56:51.710 --> 00:56:57.110 is who's in my butthole. It really is. I'm finding 00:56:57.110 --> 00:57:01.690 this right now. When the whole thing with Roger 00:57:01.690 --> 00:57:04.190 went down, someone sent me a Reddit page and 00:57:04.190 --> 00:57:05.889 they were trying to find out who I was and talk 00:57:05.889 --> 00:57:09.329 to me. And someone hit me up, so I responded 00:57:09.329 --> 00:57:10.809 on Reddit. They were like, oh, that's not you. 00:57:10.849 --> 00:57:12.329 And I sent them a picture and they were like... 00:57:12.489 --> 00:57:15.130 Why the fuck is your name? Who's in my butthole? 00:57:15.349 --> 00:57:18.409 And I was like, I don't know. I just thought 00:57:18.409 --> 00:57:20.590 it was funny at the time. I really should not 00:57:20.590 --> 00:57:23.369 have searched that. I regret just typing that 00:57:23.369 --> 00:57:26.769 in right now because now my entire... Okay. Why 00:57:26.769 --> 00:57:31.429 did I type that in? You've got to use your brain. 00:57:32.170 --> 00:57:36.329 Hey, you know what? My other name is Two Chicks, 00:57:36.329 --> 00:57:39.489 One Cup. You should look that one up. I'm not 00:57:39.489 --> 00:57:41.860 searching that one. We got a chat here that says 00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:44.239 we need Epic before Larry turned the oil check. 00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:48.579 Oh my god, yes. We got a hillbilly gimmick out 00:57:48.579 --> 00:57:51.579 here that, well, he actually retired this part 00:57:51.579 --> 00:57:54.300 of the gimmick. He would do oil checks pretty 00:57:54.300 --> 00:57:57.179 much with straight up sticking his thumb right 00:57:57.179 --> 00:57:59.380 in your ass, and he would do it in the match. 00:57:59.980 --> 00:58:02.079 And he would build up to it. The whole shine, 00:58:02.260 --> 00:58:05.559 the whole entire shine would be him like building 00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:08.119 up, sticking a big, meaty, strong thumb right 00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:09.860 up your ass. And then eventually in the comeback, 00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:13.139 he would probably make you come if he fucking 00:58:13.139 --> 00:58:20.760 shoved it up hard enough. Maybe not for me. Yeah, 00:58:20.860 --> 00:58:24.239 but he would say a lot about yourself. There's 00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:26.059 a lot of there's a lot of heels that have suffered 00:58:26.059 --> 00:58:29.940 the wrath of the oil check. Well, it sounds like 00:58:29.940 --> 00:58:32.460 to me, for you, it's not the rat. It's the pleasure. 00:58:36.139 --> 00:58:37.940 Thankfully, me and him have been on the same 00:58:37.940 --> 00:58:40.900 side of things for almost 10 years, so I haven't 00:58:40.900 --> 00:58:44.400 had to suffer through the oil check. I don't 00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:46.719 know. I don't know. Maybe your wife oil checks 00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:54.500 you. You literally just said it might make you 00:58:54.500 --> 00:58:58.480 catch it. To me, that sounded like projection. 00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:03.300 Listen, it's happening live when you speak. This 00:59:03.300 --> 00:59:10.539 podcast is about what's happening. As soon as 00:59:10.539 --> 00:59:12.760 she heard that, she started fondling my legs. 00:59:12.900 --> 00:59:16.519 So, I mean... Yep, yep. He's down on himself. 00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:20.440 We don't need to be cancelled on stream for that. 00:59:20.659 --> 00:59:23.000 Fucking you jizzing all over. No, I'm not going 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:28.019 to turn the camera. Anyway. So, speaking of the 00:59:28.019 --> 00:59:35.659 John Cena stuff, we had a leak of the ticket 00:59:35.659 --> 00:59:38.199 sales that's going to be for John Cena's last 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:41.280 match. Have you seen this, Doug? No. Have you 00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.860 seen the prices? No. Okay, I have them right 00:59:44.860 --> 00:59:48.039 here. They're ridiculous. They're nasty. So, 00:59:48.179 --> 00:59:57.920 there's a, let's see. It's okay. I just had a 00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.960 random moment. Look at the short -ass shorts 01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:03.300 I'm fucking wearing. Bro, what are you wearing? 01:00:03.300 --> 01:00:05.719 You're wearing that to work? Yeah, I don't give 01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:11.019 a fuck. Dick out for Harambe, bro. Dude, if you're 01:00:11.019 --> 01:00:13.039 driving for that long, why not? Show him again, 01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:17.420 Doug. Show the shorts again. He wore those to 01:00:17.420 --> 01:00:22.400 work. And a fanny pack. And a fanny pack. Hey, 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.000 a fanny pack is the way to go. It is. It keeps 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:28.780 your cock warm. You ain't got no booty. Yeah, 01:00:28.780 --> 01:00:30.300 that's true. I have no ass. I can't wear booty 01:00:30.300 --> 01:00:31.699 shorts if I don't got no ass. That's because 01:00:31.699 --> 01:00:35.619 you always got a thumb up it. I do. Not enough 01:00:35.619 --> 01:00:41.619 squats. Too much thumbing. Yeah. So these are 01:00:41.619 --> 01:00:43.900 the prices right here. This is what they got 01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:51.860 from the pass by by the on location EXP. So fifth 01:00:51.860 --> 01:00:58.219 row for one person. is $6 ,500. Fucking wild. 01:00:58.619 --> 01:01:06.420 Second row, $9 ,500. TV side, $11 ,500. And the 01:01:06.420 --> 01:01:09.960 standard range of seats, so these are like nosebleed 01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:15.099 to close to fifth row, range between $250 and 01:01:15.099 --> 01:01:20.280 $3 ,000 per person. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, so 01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:25.099 we talked about this before. We bitched at fucking 01:01:25.099 --> 01:01:29.659 AEW for doing the exact same things. These are 01:01:29.659 --> 01:01:33.139 supposed to be for families to come in. I understand 01:01:33.139 --> 01:01:37.420 it's a PLE, but you're basically saying you've 01:01:37.420 --> 01:01:40.219 got to be fucking rich in order to come here 01:01:40.219 --> 01:01:43.199 and enjoy wrestling, enjoy John Cena's match 01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:48.260 or whatever. Unless you are made of money, you're 01:01:48.260 --> 01:01:51.219 not going to be paying that fucking price. And 01:01:51.219 --> 01:01:54.019 that's just for one person. So if you wanted 01:01:54.019 --> 01:01:55.599 to bring a buddy with you, you're looking at, 01:01:55.719 --> 01:01:59.320 like, if you wanted to be right TV side, that's 01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:05.199 freaking 20 grand. Just to sit on TV side. That's 01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:08.579 worse than WrestleMania prices. Well, actually, 01:02:08.579 --> 01:02:10.400 I'll take that back. I'm worth that by some other 01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:13.159 people. Somebody, they should just give all their 01:02:13.159 --> 01:02:15.019 money to me. You know what I mean? Like, that's 01:02:15.019 --> 01:02:18.480 when they really fuck that. Yeah, they should. 01:02:19.360 --> 01:02:23.989 I mean, you're there. Might as well, right? What 01:02:23.989 --> 01:02:26.889 the fuck? That's so much fucking money. What 01:02:26.889 --> 01:02:31.889 the fuck? I want to see the faces of the people 01:02:31.889 --> 01:02:35.409 who paid 20 fucking grand a fucking ticket. You 01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:37.030 know what I mean? And I want them to explain 01:02:37.030 --> 01:02:40.030 to me how that was worth it. You know what I 01:02:40.030 --> 01:02:44.530 mean? There's celebrities. It's celebrities. 01:02:47.949 --> 01:02:50.889 There's a lot of people in the world that are 01:02:50.889 --> 01:02:55.630 a lot. More wealthier than celebrities. Every 01:02:55.630 --> 01:02:58.570 time I turn my truck off, the Doomsday Radio 01:02:58.570 --> 01:03:01.869 goes on. Are they wrestling fans that would spend 01:03:01.869 --> 01:03:04.730 that much money? Even if I had that much money, 01:03:04.849 --> 01:03:07.050 I don't think I would spend... I wouldn't spend 01:03:07.050 --> 01:03:12.630 fucking $10 ,000 for a seat. Fuck no. Fuck no. 01:03:12.769 --> 01:03:15.010 There's so many better things to spend your money 01:03:15.010 --> 01:03:17.340 on. Am I gonna get, like, a bunch of other shit 01:03:17.340 --> 01:03:19.739 with it? It's like, am I getting a seat in, like, 01:03:19.739 --> 01:03:22.400 half the fucking merchandise that it's selling 01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:26.760 or something like that for that price? I just 01:03:26.760 --> 01:03:29.599 went to a concert for, like, 600 bucks for the 01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:31.539 two tickets that we got, and they weren't even 01:03:31.539 --> 01:03:33.840 that great seats, but, like, it was worth it, 01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:35.840 but, like, I wouldn't spend more than that at 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:37.880 a wrestling, like, even for front row at a fucking 01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:41.300 wrestling show. Hey, make this make sense. All 01:03:41.300 --> 01:03:43.639 these fucking dickhead fucking wrestlers out 01:03:43.639 --> 01:03:46.530 there, fucking all like any promotion that's 01:03:46.530 --> 01:03:48.949 big right all the fucking guys out there want 01:03:48.949 --> 01:03:52.849 to take a stance fuck this fuck that i'm i'm 01:03:52.849 --> 01:03:56.190 against this anti this anti that i'm for this 01:03:56.190 --> 01:03:58.650 group that group there's fucking starving kids 01:03:58.650 --> 01:04:00.530 in the world and you guys work for organizations 01:04:00.530 --> 01:04:02.409 that charge twenty thousand dollars a ticket 01:04:02.409 --> 01:04:07.409 you don't support shit shut the fuck up what 01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:11.150 a joke man what a joke like you're just working 01:04:11.150 --> 01:04:13.960 us for fucking money man like Get the fuck out 01:04:13.960 --> 01:04:17.460 of here. They say they stand for this stuff and 01:04:17.460 --> 01:04:20.519 then they do a deal with Saudi Arabia. Yeah. 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:25.900 Every group wants to fucking be a pioneer or 01:04:25.900 --> 01:04:28.619 some type of civil rights fucking advocate. It's 01:04:28.619 --> 01:04:32.219 like, okay, buddy, like, okay, it's your thing, 01:04:32.340 --> 01:04:34.739 you know? You want to be fucking doing this? 01:04:34.780 --> 01:04:37.500 If you really care that much, go fucking go out 01:04:37.500 --> 01:04:41.800 there and fucking tell the life, you know? Your 01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:44.460 company's making 20 grand a fucking ticket. I 01:04:44.460 --> 01:04:48.780 don't want to hear it. 20 grand a fucking ticket. 01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:51.539 You know what I mean? You're literally working 01:04:51.539 --> 01:04:54.440 for the fucking corporations and all the things 01:04:54.440 --> 01:04:56.380 you fucking say you stand against, you fucking 01:04:56.380 --> 01:05:01.780 asshole. Yep. I just don't understand. Is this 01:05:01.780 --> 01:05:09.199 a WWE thing or is this a TKO? You gotta remember, 01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:14.300 They have the debt problem. TKO's like, how much 01:05:14.300 --> 01:05:19.119 billion dollars in debt? I don't know. That ESPN, 01:05:19.280 --> 01:05:21.940 apparently, they're bitching about that ESPN 01:05:21.940 --> 01:05:25.159 thing because it apparently was not... Yeah, 01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:28.840 the PLE was garbage. Well, not only the PLE was 01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:31.260 garbage... That's not a bad thing. The TKO's 01:05:31.260 --> 01:05:33.039 not in debt. Their stock has gone through the 01:05:33.039 --> 01:05:37.099 fucking roof. It went from $81 a share to like 01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:42.929 $170 -something. Oh, shit. Yeah. I haven't checked 01:05:42.929 --> 01:05:45.690 them on that. I remember they were in debt, though, 01:05:45.710 --> 01:05:47.409 which is why they were throwing so many PLEs 01:05:47.409 --> 01:05:48.969 out there every other, like, pretty much, like, 01:05:49.010 --> 01:05:51.349 twice a month or more than twice a month. And 01:05:51.349 --> 01:05:53.030 then all these deals and everything with all 01:05:53.030 --> 01:05:55.130 these subscription services were just, like, 01:05:55.150 --> 01:05:58.230 blowing everything through the roof for prices. 01:05:58.929 --> 01:06:01.050 And then the ticket prices alone were, like, 01:06:01.050 --> 01:06:05.630 insane. Yeah, but being in debt as a big business 01:06:05.630 --> 01:06:08.309 isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's when you're 01:06:08.309 --> 01:06:11.250 not being able to pay your fucking debt. That's 01:06:11.250 --> 01:06:16.110 true. It's like they did this deal with ESPN 01:06:16.110 --> 01:06:20.070 and I think it was like half of what they were 01:06:20.070 --> 01:06:23.869 expecting for people to sign up. I understand. 01:06:24.269 --> 01:06:27.769 Because fuck ESPN. They're supposed to be about 01:06:27.769 --> 01:06:32.130 sports, but every fucking thing that they do 01:06:32.130 --> 01:06:34.809 about sports turns into some fucking sad sap 01:06:34.809 --> 01:06:37.210 story about someone's fucking hard life or some 01:06:37.210 --> 01:06:39.460 type of movement. And it's like, bro, I just 01:06:39.460 --> 01:06:42.380 want to watch sports. My life sucks. I don't 01:06:42.380 --> 01:06:44.360 want to fucking talk about some guy who's fucking 01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:53.320 rich. Yeah, exactly. The thing with ESPN that 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:56.659 fries me, it's guys and girls go to watch sports 01:06:56.659 --> 01:06:59.599 because they want to turn off their fucking brains 01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:02.460 and they just want something that like, it's 01:07:02.460 --> 01:07:05.480 supposed to be fucking partial to just sports, 01:07:05.739 --> 01:07:08.130 right? Like it's something we all could look 01:07:08.130 --> 01:07:10.889 at and be like, wow, this is great. ESPN took 01:07:10.889 --> 01:07:12.469 something great. And they're like, you know what 01:07:12.469 --> 01:07:14.389 we're going to do? We're going to talk about 01:07:14.389 --> 01:07:16.670 racial issues and inequalities in the fucking 01:07:16.670 --> 01:07:18.909 world and all these other things. I know you're 01:07:18.909 --> 01:07:20.690 trying to escape reality right now because you're 01:07:20.690 --> 01:07:23.309 depressed and mildly suicidal. Take that gun 01:07:23.309 --> 01:07:25.469 out of your mouth. Wait, wait a second. Put it 01:07:25.469 --> 01:07:27.570 back in your mouth. Let's talk about some sad 01:07:27.570 --> 01:07:30.610 shit. I know you just want to watch sports, but 01:07:30.610 --> 01:07:34.619 fuck that. You eat this fucking sob story and 01:07:34.619 --> 01:07:38.199 you find a way to give us more money. Yeah, well, 01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:41.019 that's basically what this fucking show is about. 01:07:41.239 --> 01:07:43.659 For everybody to just enjoy and have a good time. 01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:47.039 Escape the world and come to this. That's why 01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:50.000 politics is not allowed on this fucking show. 01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:55.719 Even if I agree or disagree, we're here to have 01:07:55.719 --> 01:07:58.360 fun and talk about wrestling. I don't know how 01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:02.150 many YouTubers I've unsubscribed. Because that's 01:08:02.150 --> 01:08:04.409 exactly what's happened. It went from you're 01:08:04.409 --> 01:08:06.909 doing this thing to now we're talking about what's 01:08:06.909 --> 01:08:08.829 going on. And I don't want to fucking hear it. 01:08:09.010 --> 01:08:11.650 I want to see you do what you're supposed to 01:08:11.650 --> 01:08:13.530 be doing. I don't want to fucking, I don't want 01:08:13.530 --> 01:08:15.190 to deal with this shit. I'm dealing with it as 01:08:15.190 --> 01:08:18.930 of right now. Every day of my life, it's hard 01:08:18.930 --> 01:08:21.409 enough. The last thing I want to do is hear about 01:08:21.409 --> 01:08:23.569 some rich asshole crying about fucking their 01:08:23.569 --> 01:08:26.649 hard life. Motherfucker, go wipe your face with 01:08:26.649 --> 01:08:28.369 the millions of dollars you have. I don't give 01:08:28.369 --> 01:08:31.409 a fuck about your sad story. You're a millionaire 01:08:31.409 --> 01:08:34.409 now. Go to therapy. I need therapy and I can't 01:08:34.409 --> 01:08:37.750 afford it. I don't want to hear your shit. Exactly. 01:08:41.130 --> 01:08:43.449 It's just hilarious when you just hear these 01:08:43.449 --> 01:08:47.029 people like... these millionaires fucking trashing 01:08:47.029 --> 01:08:49.470 each other online. It's like guys are being like, 01:08:49.489 --> 01:08:50.989 it's like, Oh, it was like, you guys are bitching 01:08:50.989 --> 01:08:52.850 about things and you guys are fucking millionaires. 01:08:53.270 --> 01:08:55.189 Like you have all the money in the world to do 01:08:55.189 --> 01:08:57.550 whatever the fuck you want. And this is the stupid 01:08:57.550 --> 01:09:00.029 shit that you're going to get into. Yeah. It's 01:09:00.029 --> 01:09:04.560 so fucking stupid. I, it, it's the, uh, It's 01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:07.500 the height of stupidity. And honestly, they're 01:09:07.500 --> 01:09:10.659 only doing that shit online and going after each 01:09:10.659 --> 01:09:13.760 other online because there's a base that gives 01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:16.920 them more money. They don't care about anything 01:09:16.920 --> 01:09:20.920 but more money. So the sales job is that they're 01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:23.000 going to get more money if they take this stance. 01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:28.319 Right. I love it. The world is such a shithole. 01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:31.399 It makes me happy, honestly. The shittier it 01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:34.079 gets and the more hypocritical it gets, the more 01:09:34.079 --> 01:09:37.159 we get to laugh. But John Cena's last match being 01:09:37.159 --> 01:09:41.500 $20 ,000 a ticket is wild. It's $10 ,000 for 01:09:41.500 --> 01:09:43.560 one ticket. So if you want to go buy yourself. 01:09:44.600 --> 01:09:48.199 Yeah. Does it come at a blowjob? That's what 01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:50.460 I'm saying. It's like it's a package. It's like 01:09:50.460 --> 01:09:53.319 $10 ,000. What else does it come with? You get 01:09:53.319 --> 01:09:56.060 like. Before, I could understand, like, they 01:09:56.060 --> 01:09:59.420 used to have WrestleMania packages. And the packages 01:09:59.420 --> 01:10:03.420 would be, like, $6 ,000, $7 ,000. However, it 01:10:03.420 --> 01:10:08.420 would come with Monday night, Friday night, WrestleMania, 01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:13.600 the awards, the award event, the Hall of Fame. 01:10:13.899 --> 01:10:16.640 And then I think it was, like, Monday night after 01:10:16.640 --> 01:10:20.199 WrestleMania. So, like, $6 ,000, $7 ,000, that's 01:10:20.199 --> 01:10:21.640 a good fucking deal. You're getting all those 01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:25.970 shows and your front row seat. But now it's... 01:10:25.970 --> 01:10:29.350 Are you just paying for that ticket? Are you 01:10:29.350 --> 01:10:31.590 getting anything out of that fucking bundle? 01:10:32.289 --> 01:10:34.850 You're spending that much money just to sit there. 01:10:35.930 --> 01:10:42.430 Fucking wild. Yeah, exactly. The fans don't get 01:10:42.430 --> 01:10:45.529 shit out of that. And that's the thing. It's 01:10:45.529 --> 01:10:49.329 like you're hurting... You're just making it 01:10:49.329 --> 01:10:52.300 so that people that... can pay for it are going 01:10:52.300 --> 01:10:55.380 to go. You're not bringing in the family that 01:10:55.380 --> 01:10:58.020 say, hey, oh shit, there's a pay -per -view down 01:10:58.020 --> 01:11:01.500 the road. It's going to cost me $30 for a ticket. 01:11:01.619 --> 01:11:03.979 We can all go as a family. We sit down and we 01:11:03.979 --> 01:11:06.380 have a good time. What they don't realize when 01:11:06.380 --> 01:11:08.220 people do stuff like that, they're actually killing 01:11:08.220 --> 01:11:10.500 their future market. Because when you make things 01:11:10.500 --> 01:11:13.460 unaffordable for the family, then kids aren't 01:11:13.460 --> 01:11:15.039 going to grow up on it. And then you're not going 01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:20.149 to have future fans. Exactly. Half of that reason, 01:11:20.350 --> 01:11:22.250 I kind of want them to continue doing that because 01:11:22.250 --> 01:11:23.989 a lot of people are like, fuck that, I'll go 01:11:23.989 --> 01:11:27.470 enjoy an indie show for $10 a ticket and I can 01:11:27.470 --> 01:11:30.609 get the same experience and enjoyment that a 01:11:30.609 --> 01:11:34.090 WWE or AEW event that I'm going to pay fucking 01:11:34.090 --> 01:11:37.529 $300, $400 for us to maybe have a good time. 01:11:38.829 --> 01:11:41.670 Yeah, I could see that. I've seen some indie 01:11:41.670 --> 01:11:43.489 shows where I'll never have a good time at though. 01:11:44.859 --> 01:11:47.680 I'm just like, wow, this is really on right now. 01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:52.760 I'm here. Usually those shows, 10 people show 01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:55.920 up. So if you're there and there's nine other 01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:58.920 people there, it's probably best if you leave. 01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:03.699 Yeah. Well, I've seen some fun ones with nobody 01:12:03.699 --> 01:12:05.659 in the stands, right? But it's like sometimes 01:12:05.659 --> 01:12:08.020 you go to an indie show and it's like these moments 01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:13.750 are about anything. Yeah. Like they know what 01:12:13.750 --> 01:12:16.529 no storytelling and nothing just fucking shit 01:12:16.529 --> 01:12:18.989 and like, you know The more I think about Brock 01:12:18.989 --> 01:12:21.609 Lesnar and John Cena. I think they're gonna set 01:12:21.609 --> 01:12:24.470 it up So we have Lesnar and Cena last match and 01:12:24.470 --> 01:12:27.789 he's gonna get his win there They could do that. 01:12:27.869 --> 01:12:30.489 Yeah, maybe I guess this artist opponent like 01:12:30.489 --> 01:12:34.310 rocks gonna ruin his fucking day, you know Yeah 01:12:34.310 --> 01:12:39.890 And like yeah, we're edging Cena ever like come 01:12:39.890 --> 01:12:45.479 compadres I mean, they were, like, one of their... 01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:48.239 In a way, they were also... That's, like, one 01:12:48.239 --> 01:12:51.380 of the top three, like, rivalries that... Yeah, 01:12:51.380 --> 01:12:53.800 that's why everybody's so excited to see the 01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:57.340 possibility of them coming back. But at the same 01:12:57.340 --> 01:13:01.100 time, like, if, say, Edge is not... Say his contract 01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:05.539 with the AWB is not done, what if this is the 01:13:05.539 --> 01:13:10.500 first, like, collaboration ever to occur between... 01:13:12.279 --> 01:13:15.840 AEW and WWE. It'd be a wild concept. It would 01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:18.199 be wild. The only problem is I don't think it 01:13:18.199 --> 01:13:19.939 would ever fucking happen because we know that 01:13:19.939 --> 01:13:27.260 AEW fucked TNA so bad. Yeah. I don't know. I'd 01:13:27.260 --> 01:13:30.380 love to see AEW because I always had that mindset 01:13:30.380 --> 01:13:34.680 before when WWE was really pushing their PG shit 01:13:34.680 --> 01:13:38.319 and when AEW first started. Like, hey, if you 01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:41.520 want to do the more hardcore shit, you build 01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:46.979 it for AEW. You do the PG shit for WWE. And, 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:48.859 you know, you do the blow -off match wherever 01:13:48.859 --> 01:13:51.699 it's like a steel cage or Hell in a Cell, whatever. 01:13:52.359 --> 01:13:55.939 Do that at AEW. That way, you know, you get fans 01:13:55.939 --> 01:13:57.760 of both sides. Like, I want to see the fucking 01:13:57.760 --> 01:13:59.819 blood. Let's see the blood. You see that at AEW. 01:14:00.340 --> 01:14:04.100 And then for the more, like, for the children 01:14:04.100 --> 01:14:08.659 -wise, do WWE. However, now that Triple H is 01:14:08.659 --> 01:14:11.779 more involved, we're starting to see more of 01:14:11.779 --> 01:14:14.319 the extreme side, which I'm really enjoying. 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:17.979 We're not seeing it too much, which is great. 01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:20.359 Right. Because that's the problem with AEW right 01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:22.640 now is that, you know, you got Moxley every single 01:14:22.640 --> 01:14:26.619 time he gets breathed on, he's busted open. Literally. 01:14:27.300 --> 01:14:31.119 Yeah. Literally. They're making those moments 01:14:31.119 --> 01:14:36.239 count for WWE. Like, the biggest example was 01:14:36.239 --> 01:14:41.199 the CM Punk versus Drew McIntyre. That match 01:14:41.199 --> 01:14:45.340 was fucking awesome. Yeah. Like, I want some 01:14:45.340 --> 01:14:49.800 Cena JBL 2005, like, fucking action going on. 01:14:50.140 --> 01:14:53.439 Oh, where he's just, like, he's losing consciousness 01:14:53.439 --> 01:14:57.100 because he's losing so much blood. Gosh, that 01:14:57.100 --> 01:14:58.739 was, like, the first time he ever bladed, I think, 01:14:58.779 --> 01:15:04.520 too. Yeah. And he fucked himself up. fucked himself 01:15:04.520 --> 01:15:08.119 up. Eddie almost fucking died. Eddie almost died 01:15:08.119 --> 01:15:12.199 off a gig, yeah. Yeah, off the gig for JBL. He 01:15:12.199 --> 01:15:18.300 was saying he was passing out. And that spot 01:15:18.300 --> 01:15:24.779 was so fucking clean when JBL hits Eddie Guerrero 01:15:24.779 --> 01:15:27.199 with the chair. You couldn't tell that Eddie 01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:31.869 bladed. No. He was so quick. He took it. And 01:15:31.869 --> 01:15:34.770 then he sat up and it was just pissing. It was 01:15:34.770 --> 01:15:40.170 pissing blood. Smart fucking dude. Eddie was 01:15:40.170 --> 01:15:42.810 the best dude. I think he's one of the best game 01:15:42.810 --> 01:15:47.109 changers. Probably the most dynamic fucking little 01:15:47.109 --> 01:15:51.869 wrestler of all time. And in the back of his 01:15:51.869 --> 01:16:01.199 story where he got to WWE They fired him because 01:16:01.199 --> 01:16:05.979 he was into drugs and other shit, ran the indies, 01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:11.760 worked his ass harder to come back to WWE and 01:16:11.760 --> 01:16:16.760 get, like, wasn't he the first small guy WWE 01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:21.539 champion at that time? I think so. Yeah. Wasn't 01:16:21.539 --> 01:16:26.430 he an X -Pac? Wasn't X -Pac a champion? I don't 01:16:26.430 --> 01:16:28.850 think he ever was WWE champion. I think he was 01:16:28.850 --> 01:16:34.390 like Intercontinental or like... Speaking of 01:16:34.390 --> 01:16:36.930 him, you guys asked about GCW. I talked to X 01:16:36.930 --> 01:16:39.789 -Pac for like an hour and a half. I would love 01:16:39.789 --> 01:16:41.430 to talk to X -Pac. He seems like... He's talking 01:16:41.430 --> 01:16:47.390 about his drug stories. Yeah, he... I wouldn't 01:16:47.390 --> 01:16:49.310 be surprised because he's an open book when it 01:16:49.310 --> 01:16:50.869 comes to that shit. He'll talk about anything. 01:16:52.029 --> 01:16:54.770 He'll have conversations in China and shit. we 01:16:54.770 --> 01:16:57.689 talked about the raja incident uh i told him 01:16:57.689 --> 01:17:00.449 you know he asked me about like rakishi how you 01:17:00.449 --> 01:17:03.050 know how was he doing or this or that you know 01:17:03.050 --> 01:17:05.090 he like he's got a lot of love for rakishi and 01:17:05.090 --> 01:17:07.710 so do i and he just giving me advice just being 01:17:07.710 --> 01:17:10.369 a good man i don't want to talk about drugs with 01:17:10.369 --> 01:17:14.229 him because like that's rude um you know like 01:17:14.229 --> 01:17:16.890 i i got my own past issues and like i'm not gonna 01:17:16.890 --> 01:17:18.729 sit there like i don't want to talk about it 01:17:18.729 --> 01:17:22.039 for me you know I just wanted to make sure like, 01:17:22.060 --> 01:17:24.079 you know, he was comfortable. Good. He was there 01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:27.199 to watch his, uh, his, uh, you know, he's like 01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:30.340 one of the head of talents at WWE. So he was 01:17:30.340 --> 01:17:33.659 there to watch his people. And, uh, just ask 01:17:33.659 --> 01:17:35.079 him a question to just tell him, I'm like, I'm 01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:36.659 going to lost right now in the wrestling world. 01:17:36.680 --> 01:17:40.560 And, you know, uh, funny. Cause when we talked, 01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:42.260 he was like, I feel like I talked to you at the 01:17:42.260 --> 01:17:44.680 last show. Cause he was there when I did, uh, 01:17:45.550 --> 01:17:48.069 We did like a super show where Doc Santino's 01:17:48.069 --> 01:17:50.109 and all these people from out here had like all 01:17:50.109 --> 01:17:55.210 these W to be ID people show up and Oh my fuck 01:17:55.210 --> 01:18:02.409 Why? That guy should have swallowed I Was gonna 01:18:02.409 --> 01:18:07.810 hit my car Yeah, yeah, just fucking it ran a 01:18:07.810 --> 01:18:12.550 red light. I was going on anyways What a way 01:18:12.550 --> 01:18:15.390 to end the podcast right there. What a fucking 01:18:15.390 --> 01:18:18.510 ending to a pod. Holy shit. Just fucking get 01:18:18.510 --> 01:18:21.550 cleaned out by another car. Probably Roger driving. 01:18:24.449 --> 01:18:27.229 I know we keep on bringing up Roger and shit. 01:18:27.289 --> 01:18:30.489 I forgot to ask. I can't believe I forgot to 01:18:30.489 --> 01:18:34.930 ask the last podcast. Have you talked to Stu? 01:18:35.350 --> 01:18:38.050 at all how is he doing do you know i try not 01:18:38.050 --> 01:18:40.229 to because i'm directly tied to the negativity 01:18:40.229 --> 01:18:44.010 that he needs to stay away from um and his gofundme 01:18:44.010 --> 01:18:47.210 made 220 something thousand dollars uh the last 01:18:47.210 --> 01:18:53.170 time i did talk to him uh he uh yeah he was doing 01:18:53.170 --> 01:18:54.970 better but still had some things to iron out 01:18:54.970 --> 01:18:59.810 uh i i texted him uh he's responded with text 01:18:59.810 --> 01:19:01.609 but then again it's like i don't have much to 01:19:01.609 --> 01:19:06.760 talk about outside of this right so i i I don't 01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:08.920 want to be somebody that sets him back in recovery. 01:19:09.880 --> 01:19:13.859 Yeah, that's understandable. Your buddies from 01:19:13.859 --> 01:19:16.359 Scaling Up Podcast, they're pretty close to them, 01:19:16.439 --> 01:19:23.439 right? They're close because Eric is a former 01:19:23.439 --> 01:19:27.880 worker from Knox. Eric almost died there. He 01:19:27.880 --> 01:19:32.060 ruptured his spleen. Somebody made the comment 01:19:32.060 --> 01:19:33.659 when he was in the hospital, he had a 50 -50 01:19:33.659 --> 01:19:35.960 chance of living. Somebody made a comment when 01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:37.479 he's in the hospital told his mom. Oh, he's got 01:19:37.479 --> 01:19:42.020 to work on his bumps. Oh Thanks, buddy. Yeah, 01:19:42.140 --> 01:19:48.720 yeah Kind of heartless but Yeah, yeah now fucking 01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:52.039 that I'll wait I'll go back to train at Knox 01:19:52.039 --> 01:19:56.399 maybe once in a while only for Rikishi and Tamiko 01:19:56.399 --> 01:19:59.279 I love to be go Rikishi son. I love him to death 01:19:59.279 --> 01:20:04.149 Like I do anything for that guy even Like I said, 01:20:04.170 --> 01:20:05.729 there's that guy that I don't want to see. I 01:20:05.729 --> 01:20:08.329 know Stu. He's going to forgive him. He's going 01:20:08.329 --> 01:20:12.649 to want to come back. The minute he does, I'll 01:20:12.649 --> 01:20:14.869 be able to stomach that fucking loser for maybe 01:20:14.869 --> 01:20:19.210 one moment to go give Rikishi a hug and say hi. 01:20:19.850 --> 01:20:22.550 After that, I can't see that person for more 01:20:22.550 --> 01:20:28.430 than that day. I can stay strong for Stu for 01:20:28.430 --> 01:20:31.670 one day and not do any punching. Outside of that, 01:20:31.729 --> 01:20:36.340 I can't promise anything. You know, I'm a good 01:20:36.340 --> 01:20:38.439 person. I'm a nice man. But like, you know, I've 01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:42.020 not been shy about hitting people that have, 01:20:42.140 --> 01:20:46.420 you know, I found me wrong or laughed at me or, 01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:49.359 you know, basically being abusive towards me 01:20:49.359 --> 01:20:53.060 and laughing about it. Yeah, that's right. I 01:20:53.060 --> 01:20:55.279 hear about being laughed at like that. But I 01:20:55.279 --> 01:20:57.020 was like, bro, like, that's so degrading. Like, 01:20:57.039 --> 01:20:59.319 you guys thought of me like I was a bitch. I 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:03.529 get a nobody. And it's fucked up. someone they 01:21:03.529 --> 01:21:06.729 can use basically yeah yeah they laughed about 01:21:06.729 --> 01:21:08.789 me spending so much money on the place and like 01:21:08.789 --> 01:21:10.529 oh we can get them to buy this or do this or 01:21:10.529 --> 01:21:14.050 do this like you guys are low fucking low lice 01:21:14.050 --> 01:21:19.590 fucking low lice it's it's it's but the shitty 01:21:19.590 --> 01:21:22.010 part is that happens fucking everywhere you know 01:21:22.010 --> 01:21:27.329 same thing we got in maine it's it's yeah there's 01:21:27.329 --> 01:21:33.399 luckily um Usually, we iron that shit because 01:21:33.399 --> 01:21:36.000 a lot of us are friends. We've all fucking trained 01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:39.899 with each other or done shows. A lot of us will 01:21:39.899 --> 01:21:41.619 get the word out and be like, yeah, don't work 01:21:41.619 --> 01:21:47.760 for this piece of shit. You almost have to. If 01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:49.779 you're a nice person, I think that's something 01:21:49.779 --> 01:21:53.039 to put out. If you're a nice person, you're naturally 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:55.479 a giving, caring person. I got my shirt off my 01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:59.000 back kind of guy. I'll fuck it. I always have 01:21:59.000 --> 01:22:01.439 been. I'll throw myself on the front lines for 01:22:01.439 --> 01:22:05.619 even strangers. Just because I believe in helping 01:22:05.619 --> 01:22:09.159 and doing good. I'm a nerd. I was always obsessed 01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:11.560 with Captain America and The Punisher too at 01:22:11.560 --> 01:22:14.539 the same time. So go figure that out. But if 01:22:14.539 --> 01:22:18.359 you're nice and you're about a bunch of people 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:21.720 that are predatory, they'll take advantage of 01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:25.289 you. that that's that's just sad you know because 01:22:25.289 --> 01:22:27.329 there's people out there that'll let you open 01:22:27.329 --> 01:22:30.329 your whole wallet and and give away money that 01:22:30.329 --> 01:22:33.710 your family could use to serve some selfish like 01:22:33.710 --> 01:22:38.649 need you know it's low it's evil you know all 01:22:38.649 --> 01:22:42.130 right it's evil it's evil you know should never 01:22:42.130 --> 01:22:47.890 be treated like that and all those burping all 01:22:47.890 --> 01:22:49.869 the other burps i'm hearing right there bro like 01:22:49.869 --> 01:22:55.430 uh i think we should do a match I feel it. Listen. 01:22:58.149 --> 01:23:00.710 Somebody having a little bit too much to drink 01:23:00.710 --> 01:23:05.289 there tonight there, JP? Listen, okay? Don't 01:23:05.289 --> 01:23:08.409 judge me by drinking on the pod. I love it. We 01:23:08.409 --> 01:23:12.630 got a friend on. We're trying to be good graces 01:23:12.630 --> 01:23:14.789 with Doug and you're fucking right here drunk 01:23:14.789 --> 01:23:21.569 off your ass. How dare you? Listen. All the great 01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:27.609 stories I've shared. Doug is so great to have 01:23:27.609 --> 01:23:30.829 around and you're just fucking ruining it. God. 01:23:30.890 --> 01:23:35.529 I'm going to go break my sobriety now because 01:23:35.529 --> 01:23:37.369 of you and I'm going to go do terrible things. 01:23:37.529 --> 01:23:40.010 Even worse, you're drinking in front of him, 01:23:40.050 --> 01:23:43.250 you piece of shit. How dare you? What a terrible 01:23:43.250 --> 01:23:47.850 person you are. I got like half of this left. 01:23:47.949 --> 01:23:51.949 I'm going to finish it right now. I'm not sober. 01:23:52.510 --> 01:23:57.829 I rarely, rarely, rarely drink. Rarely. I think 01:23:57.829 --> 01:24:00.229 I drink once randomly on a Friday night. You 01:24:00.229 --> 01:24:02.069 drink on every podcast. What are you fucking 01:24:02.069 --> 01:24:04.029 talking about? Yeah, it's the only time I drink 01:24:04.029 --> 01:24:07.989 is during the podcast. Yeah, it's where it starts. 01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:13.520 It starts with the podcast drinking and then 01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:15.319 it ends with you sucking dick for crack, right? 01:24:18.539 --> 01:24:22.819 Well, sucking dick means never mind. Don't do 01:24:22.819 --> 01:24:24.920 it. Don't do it. I'm fucking funny. I'm fucking 01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:27.239 funny, bro. I'll fucking find a way. I'll flip 01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.880 it on you. I'll ruin your life. I'll go to fucking 01:24:30.880 --> 01:24:34.079 Maine and I'll put posters up like this motherfucker 01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:37.140 will suck dick for beer. And I'll fucking have 01:24:37.140 --> 01:24:39.340 your face front. I'll go to every building. I'll 01:24:39.340 --> 01:24:43.859 be like, have you seen this man? I want a match 01:24:43.859 --> 01:24:45.979 between you two just so I can watch him ruin 01:24:45.979 --> 01:24:49.960 your fucking life. My career will be ruined by 01:24:49.960 --> 01:24:54.079 this man with words. No moves required. Yeah, 01:24:54.199 --> 01:24:58.189 give me a microphone. If you look at my Instagram, 01:24:58.329 --> 01:25:00.130 look at the story I have with my buddy who's 01:25:00.130 --> 01:25:03.170 a drunk pirate character. He is the greatest 01:25:03.170 --> 01:25:05.069 to ever be in a ring with. Him and I could tear 01:25:05.069 --> 01:25:07.550 a house down. If you guys want to see a fun match, 01:25:07.750 --> 01:25:10.569 we will beat each other with squashes, kendo 01:25:10.569 --> 01:25:13.369 sticks. We had a rule one night because I beat 01:25:13.369 --> 01:25:15.630 his ass so hard in Vegas with a fucking kendo 01:25:15.630 --> 01:25:17.310 stick that we didn't know was made out of bamboo 01:25:17.310 --> 01:25:21.189 that he had bloody welts on his ass. And I teed 01:25:21.189 --> 01:25:23.029 off on him in front of him live. It was so fun. 01:25:23.449 --> 01:25:26.210 uh but he was like please no ass shots with the 01:25:26.210 --> 01:25:28.229 kendo stick and he was like matter of fact can 01:25:28.229 --> 01:25:29.989 i hit you tonight i was like yeah but hit me 01:25:29.989 --> 01:25:31.409 with whatever you want i was like it's a small 01:25:31.409 --> 01:25:35.569 crowd it's very like a wrestling party um i said 01:25:35.569 --> 01:25:39.409 let's go tell a story so the story that we did 01:25:39.409 --> 01:25:42.970 was uh with beer i'm trying to save him from 01:25:42.970 --> 01:25:45.109 being drunk because he's my shoot like real good 01:25:45.109 --> 01:25:48.329 friend you know and he's trying to save me from 01:25:48.329 --> 01:25:50.710 cheating on my girlfriend and a life of debauchery 01:25:51.050 --> 01:25:53.529 you know and and and morality even though he's 01:25:53.529 --> 01:25:56.130 a drunk right so we started the match with i 01:25:56.130 --> 01:26:00.609 can't believe you're always looking booker i 01:26:00.609 --> 01:26:02.149 don't want to be with you anymore because you 01:26:02.149 --> 01:26:06.689 can't get your together you drunk you and like 01:26:06.689 --> 01:26:09.550 i'm like this and i'm like i'm out of here i'm 01:26:09.550 --> 01:26:16.109 leaving and that's gonna leave so then i turn 01:26:16.109 --> 01:26:18.130 and i see this girl and i said no hey man what's 01:26:18.130 --> 01:26:21.409 that i said it's my cheat day today You available? 01:26:21.789 --> 01:26:25.430 And then Ian fucking, the giant fucking pirate 01:26:25.430 --> 01:26:28.590 goes, hey, you have a girlfriend. And he grabs 01:26:28.590 --> 01:26:30.229 me, just starts wailing on me, and the whole 01:26:30.229 --> 01:26:32.609 match starts. So then I fucking throw him on 01:26:32.609 --> 01:26:34.590 the floor, and I roll out, and I said, I know 01:26:34.590 --> 01:26:36.710 what you want. You always hide alcohol by the 01:26:36.710 --> 01:26:39.989 ring. And I find a three -pack of Modellos, tall 01:26:39.989 --> 01:26:43.869 boys, and I fucking, I pull the pack in the ring, 01:26:43.930 --> 01:26:46.170 and I fucking bust him over the head with the 01:26:46.170 --> 01:26:48.489 fucking Modellos. and one of them actually rips 01:26:48.489 --> 01:26:50.869 open and goes flying into the air and he catches 01:26:50.869 --> 01:26:56.409 it when he box yeah it's so cool so then while 01:26:56.409 --> 01:26:59.250 he catches it he catches the modella cracks it 01:26:59.250 --> 01:27:01.550 up and he starts spitting beer he like he spit 01:27:01.550 --> 01:27:04.109 beer on me so i i open one and i spit beer back 01:27:04.109 --> 01:27:06.989 on him and then it turns into this whole where 01:27:06.989 --> 01:27:10.310 beer starts flying everywhere it's like one of 01:27:10.310 --> 01:27:12.949 my pin stories you'd be watching yeah that's 01:27:12.949 --> 01:27:17.030 the one on your instagram right yeah yeah And 01:27:17.030 --> 01:27:20.630 fucking, no, he caught the beer after that. That's 01:27:20.630 --> 01:27:21.770 when he caught it. When he bumped it, caught 01:27:21.770 --> 01:27:23.869 it after that, and it still had beer in it. I 01:27:23.869 --> 01:27:26.029 had a beer that I found when I was going to the 01:27:26.029 --> 01:27:27.949 kendo stick, and I promised him I wouldn't beat 01:27:27.949 --> 01:27:30.170 him with the kendo stick. So I grabbed the beer 01:27:30.170 --> 01:27:32.050 and left the kendo stick for him to grab later. 01:27:32.350 --> 01:27:34.350 And I looked and I said, I gave him the look. 01:27:34.369 --> 01:27:35.989 I said, the kendo stick's on the fork with the 01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:38.369 look. And he caught it. We speak the same language. 01:27:38.409 --> 01:27:41.819 They're eyeballs. So then I fucking opened the 01:27:41.819 --> 01:27:43.479 beer. I said, this is what you want, you fuck 01:27:43.479 --> 01:27:45.699 loser, you fucking asshole. And I poured the 01:27:45.699 --> 01:27:48.439 beer. And he goes, you're wasting it. And he 01:27:48.439 --> 01:27:50.640 dives under the beer and I'm pouring it in his 01:27:50.640 --> 01:27:56.680 mouth from the fucking top. Yeah. It's so fucking 01:27:56.680 --> 01:28:05.680 fun. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Look at 01:28:05.680 --> 01:28:12.850 that. We brutalized each other too. It's so good. 01:28:13.050 --> 01:28:14.949 Dude, it's just like Alexander Lee. It's like 01:28:14.949 --> 01:28:16.250 we're going to punch each other and we're just 01:28:16.250 --> 01:28:18.510 going to love each other afterwards. No, he's 01:28:18.510 --> 01:28:23.069 a professional boxer too. Oh, fuck. Yeah, when 01:28:23.069 --> 01:28:29.750 he potatoes you, he fucking potatoes you. I clipped 01:28:29.750 --> 01:28:31.529 him with an uppercut and you'll see him knee 01:28:31.529 --> 01:28:34.770 me and he knee me twice as hard as he could because 01:28:34.770 --> 01:28:37.430 I hit him so hard with that uppercut. He was 01:28:37.430 --> 01:28:43.630 like, you fuck! You fuck! It was so funny, dude. 01:28:44.489 --> 01:28:47.329 Yeah. We always do that. We call it Potato City 01:28:47.329 --> 01:28:49.529 when we do that stuff. That's our own thing. 01:28:49.630 --> 01:28:51.649 We call it straight up Potato City. You guys 01:28:51.649 --> 01:28:55.329 ever want to do Potato City with me? I'll try, 01:28:55.489 --> 01:28:58.689 but you probably knock me the fuck out. No, it's 01:28:58.689 --> 01:29:04.109 all safe. We have... Yeah. But the beer spot, 01:29:04.350 --> 01:29:06.050 like that shit right there, we'll fucking... 01:29:06.569 --> 01:29:09.029 We want to bring that anywhere. And if you guys 01:29:09.029 --> 01:29:12.569 join us with that, that'd be so fun. We would 01:29:12.569 --> 01:29:14.430 have to do it outside the ring. I feel like we're 01:29:14.430 --> 01:29:17.510 going to be so pissed. No, we just do a street 01:29:17.510 --> 01:29:19.710 fight. We'll do a street fight and have somebody 01:29:19.710 --> 01:29:21.449 run up and gimmick it. Be like, you guys should 01:29:21.449 --> 01:29:23.369 do this with beer. And we get like a case of 01:29:23.369 --> 01:29:25.649 beer going. We'll rip open the case of beer, 01:29:25.689 --> 01:29:27.069 throw the beers at each other. I'll be like, 01:29:27.090 --> 01:29:29.409 oh, shotgun it. I'll go to open it, fake drink 01:29:29.409 --> 01:29:31.010 it because I'm an asshole. I'll throw it off 01:29:31.010 --> 01:29:33.340 somebody's fucking dome. kick another person 01:29:33.340 --> 01:29:35.420 in there, and then you guys start spitting beer 01:29:35.420 --> 01:29:37.180 on me, and I fucking grab them, and fuck that, 01:29:37.239 --> 01:29:39.800 I can grab it, spit it back at you guys. Fucking 01:29:39.800 --> 01:29:42.380 everyone, Melee, Potato City, fucking beer flying 01:29:42.380 --> 01:29:44.920 everywhere. We tell other fucking people to grab 01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:46.880 fucking beers, drink it, we get the crowd involved, 01:29:47.180 --> 01:29:48.880 boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, counter back in. 01:29:49.199 --> 01:29:53.319 It'd be so fun. That sounds like fun. I love 01:29:53.319 --> 01:29:57.100 it. It would be the time of our lives. When I 01:29:57.100 --> 01:29:59.279 work for him, like, that match ended. I feel 01:29:59.279 --> 01:30:00.979 like I'm doing a Dino show. type thing that you 01:30:00.979 --> 01:30:06.180 should do my buddy chas has gas does the uh the 01:30:06.180 --> 01:30:12.439 no ring wrestling matches in new york gasanova 01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:16.500 i don't know if you guys heard him wait he's 01:30:16.500 --> 01:30:19.359 the best have you seen that documentary about 01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:21.180 that bar in new york that does wrestling matches 01:30:21.180 --> 01:30:24.920 without a ring no oh bro are you talking about 01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:29.640 castro valentine yeah Yeah, dude, I love fucking 01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.939 Cass. Cass is a good fucking dude. He is fucking 01:30:32.939 --> 01:30:37.000 amazing. I drove him up to Championship Resort 01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:39.760 Hollywood. He just moved to California. So he 01:30:39.760 --> 01:30:42.279 needed a ride. I picked him up. We fucking hung 01:30:42.279 --> 01:30:44.359 out the whole time. He fucking picked apart my 01:30:44.359 --> 01:30:46.479 match, told me I'm dog shit, but he loves me. 01:30:47.279 --> 01:30:49.939 And then fucking, you know, that's his bar out 01:30:49.939 --> 01:30:54.300 there. Everyone needs people to be honest. I 01:30:54.300 --> 01:30:55.520 don't want people to tell me all that's good 01:30:55.520 --> 01:30:57.500 when it's dog shit. I need you to be honest with 01:30:57.500 --> 01:31:01.560 me. He didn't tell me it was dog shit, but he 01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:05.500 doesn't like... I have such a look, and I'm always 01:31:05.500 --> 01:31:07.840 over with the crowd, that he wants me to do this. 01:31:09.079 --> 01:31:11.399 Like, take this out, take this out, don't allow 01:31:11.399 --> 01:31:13.640 this, don't allow that, do this, do that, don't 01:31:13.640 --> 01:31:17.189 allow this, don't allow... And I... i worship 01:31:17.189 --> 01:31:22.130 his uh his advice like i love cass you know chas 01:31:22.130 --> 01:31:25.750 and my boy rob can work you know in a good detail 01:31:25.750 --> 01:31:30.930 i've been a couple shows with cass and he's he 01:31:30.930 --> 01:31:36.170 is such a colorful dude uh he's uh he's currently 01:31:36.170 --> 01:31:38.810 he's in china right now he's wrestling every 01:31:38.810 --> 01:31:43.250 day for a month straight in china for all these 01:31:43.250 --> 01:31:45.609 different promotions i'm like that's what china 01:31:45.609 --> 01:31:47.989 of all places yeah i didn't know china did wrestling 01:31:47.989 --> 01:31:50.770 you know so you know that she talked to him right 01:31:50.770 --> 01:31:54.470 yeah last time i talked to him was like a year 01:31:54.470 --> 01:31:56.810 or two ago but like we used to talk sometimes 01:31:56.810 --> 01:32:00.170 yeah man i'm gonna tell you guys something that 01:32:00.170 --> 01:32:02.229 that could be true or it could be just be bullshitting 01:32:02.229 --> 01:32:04.210 so people hit him up and ask him about random 01:32:04.210 --> 01:32:05.789 stuff that he's not prepared for when he goes 01:32:05.789 --> 01:32:09.520 back from china but you know he's actually he's 01:32:09.520 --> 01:32:11.300 doing some of these matches with a hard -boiled 01:32:11.300 --> 01:32:15.560 egg in his butt crack uh and and when he's bumping 01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:17.579 he's trying not to break it and then afterwards 01:32:17.579 --> 01:32:19.920 if he doesn't break the egg one of the guys he 01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:24.659 wrestled with that to eat just say hey epic told 01:32:24.659 --> 01:32:32.420 us this is this true he does icw once in a while 01:32:32.420 --> 01:32:38.880 if i see him next time he's in boston You're 01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:41.020 like, hey, the epic said this. Is this true? 01:32:41.659 --> 01:32:44.460 If I'm saying it, it happens. That's about an 01:32:44.460 --> 01:32:49.420 egg in his pants, bro. You know what? There is 01:32:49.420 --> 01:32:51.960 one thing I do got to say about Cass. This is 01:32:51.960 --> 01:32:56.439 a shoot. He fucked up real bad with me, and I'll 01:32:56.439 --> 01:32:58.739 never forgive him. At the end of the night, we 01:32:58.739 --> 01:33:00.920 were going to go eat, right? I wasn't hungry. 01:33:01.020 --> 01:33:02.579 He was going to go eat. I was like, where do 01:33:02.579 --> 01:33:04.880 you want to go? In and out or somewhere else, 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:08.189 right? He fucking chose Jack in the Box over 01:33:08.189 --> 01:33:12.289 Internet. I'll never forget that. I thought he 01:33:12.289 --> 01:33:14.130 was a better man than that. You know what I mean? 01:33:14.270 --> 01:33:17.229 He's a big boy and you're thinking that he's 01:33:17.229 --> 01:33:20.850 going to go for the good. And he chose fucking 01:33:20.850 --> 01:33:25.050 Jack in the Box. We don't have any of that fancy 01:33:25.050 --> 01:33:27.989 shit. We just finally got a fucking... We just 01:33:27.989 --> 01:33:31.789 finally got a Chick -fil -A a few years ago. 01:33:32.510 --> 01:33:34.489 I was going to say a few years ago, we got to 01:33:34.489 --> 01:33:37.750 check it up here. Yeah, fuck Chick -fil -A, all 01:33:37.750 --> 01:33:40.989 right? In -N -Out, Whataburger. I want some good 01:33:40.989 --> 01:33:45.109 fucking bomb -ass burgers or fucking, you know, 01:33:45.130 --> 01:33:48.970 some goddamn fucking animal fries, you know? 01:33:49.010 --> 01:33:51.189 Five Guys is the closest you'll get to In -N 01:33:51.189 --> 01:33:53.109 -Out or Whataburger. Five Guys is our best, like, 01:33:53.130 --> 01:33:56.829 yeah, burger -based. Oh, I know Salmon Butt over 01:33:56.829 --> 01:34:03.750 there loves Five Guys. Five guys, wieners, and 01:34:03.750 --> 01:34:10.430 thighs. That's what you're into. I'm sorry, buddy. 01:34:10.590 --> 01:34:12.270 I'm going to scream that at you the next time 01:34:12.270 --> 01:34:15.529 we wrestle. Can you guys make a meme with five 01:34:15.529 --> 01:34:20.710 guys around them on a couch? With their thumbs 01:34:20.710 --> 01:34:27.630 out, all hitchhiking. I'm telling you, I'm going 01:34:27.630 --> 01:34:29.170 to Maine, and I'm going to have a match with 01:34:29.170 --> 01:34:31.239 you, and it's going to be the most fun. Just 01:34:31.239 --> 01:34:33.600 give me a whole day before to just fly to the 01:34:33.600 --> 01:34:36.840 city. Oh, I want it in a heartbeat. Absolutely. 01:34:37.579 --> 01:34:41.899 When I do matches, places, anywhere where I'm 01:34:41.899 --> 01:34:45.000 invited to do a match, I will go out on the town 01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:48.020 and I'll fucking talk to everybody. Like when 01:34:48.020 --> 01:34:51.680 Alex Ace and I were doing that shit with Lettuce 01:34:51.680 --> 01:34:54.500 Pro. uh really this fantastic idea is a great 01:34:54.500 --> 01:34:56.420 organization by the way if you guys ever get 01:34:56.420 --> 01:34:59.039 a chance if you're in california uh and you hit 01:34:59.039 --> 01:35:01.399 them up and you can get on a card there fantastic 01:35:01.399 --> 01:35:05.380 production great people kind courteous uh professional 01:35:05.380 --> 01:35:09.000 uh anyways so we went on the town and we just 01:35:09.000 --> 01:35:11.359 started talking to people we went to breweries 01:35:11.359 --> 01:35:14.399 we went everywhere and you know got the place 01:35:14.399 --> 01:35:16.680 super over when we showed up at night it was 01:35:16.680 --> 01:35:21.529 a profit crowd I'll do that anywhere. I literally 01:35:21.529 --> 01:35:23.369 will go out and I will talk. I'll be like, where's 01:35:23.369 --> 01:35:26.109 your busiest area? When I went to Vegas, I went 01:35:26.109 --> 01:35:28.289 to SmackDown and I got people to leave SmackDown 01:35:28.289 --> 01:35:31.149 and come see me wrestle in Vegas. Yeah, I remember 01:35:31.149 --> 01:35:33.090 you telling us that. Yeah, that was awesome. 01:35:34.489 --> 01:35:36.609 I'm fucking wild. You have no idea. I will walk 01:35:36.609 --> 01:35:40.689 places in my whole fucking... I call it my underwear. 01:35:41.409 --> 01:35:43.149 Whatever the shit I wear to the fucking ring. 01:35:43.229 --> 01:35:46.590 My epic fucking wing block. And I fucking go 01:35:46.590 --> 01:35:49.359 out there. and i tell people what i tell you 01:35:49.359 --> 01:35:52.000 guys and everybody else i'm your favorite wrestler 01:35:52.000 --> 01:35:55.060 that wrestler come see me wrestle let me entertain 01:35:55.060 --> 01:35:58.520 you i'm the epic god damn it like i'm your new 01:35:58.520 --> 01:36:01.180 favorite wrestler but you never forget that you 01:36:01.180 --> 01:36:04.840 know and then they show up because i'm of course 01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:07.220 their favorite wrestler and they want to see 01:36:07.220 --> 01:36:12.750 me go do epic in the ring you know yeah That's 01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:14.770 why, like, you know, last time everybody at the 01:36:14.770 --> 01:36:16.869 Championship Hollywood, when they saw me jump 01:36:16.869 --> 01:36:19.310 up and put my nuts on Matthias' neck, they were 01:36:19.310 --> 01:36:25.289 like, oh, God. Did you guys watch my highlights? 01:36:25.369 --> 01:36:27.350 Of course you fucking did it. What the fuck is 01:36:27.350 --> 01:36:29.949 wrong with you guys? Of course we did. Did you 01:36:29.949 --> 01:36:34.250 put it on YouTube? It's on my YouTube channel 01:36:34.250 --> 01:36:36.369 before I did my random workout video that I just 01:36:36.369 --> 01:36:39.000 strung along. I have a top on your YouTube one. 01:36:39.260 --> 01:36:43.600 I think it's on my Instagram. It's one of my 01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:46.819 recent shares. Unless it was on your story. No, 01:36:47.319 --> 01:36:50.779 it's on the channel. It's unpinned, so it's not 01:36:50.779 --> 01:36:53.300 the top three. Oh, then yeah, then I've seen 01:36:53.300 --> 01:36:54.779 it then. I've seen all your Instagram stuff. 01:36:55.039 --> 01:36:58.100 You didn't see me put my nuts on his neck? No, 01:36:58.180 --> 01:37:00.199 I don't remember. I got to look at that again. 01:37:00.319 --> 01:37:05.949 I got to see that. How dare you? When I put my 01:37:05.949 --> 01:37:08.210 balls on another man's neck for entertainment, 01:37:08.449 --> 01:37:12.329 I expect you to watch as my biggest fan. You 01:37:12.329 --> 01:37:16.449 said it's the top three? No, the top three are 01:37:16.449 --> 01:37:20.689 the pin stories. I was going to say, they definitely 01:37:20.689 --> 01:37:25.270 are not in there. Do you remember when it was? 01:37:26.210 --> 01:37:28.789 I'm trying to go on Instagram and look. I posted 01:37:28.789 --> 01:37:32.430 it like two days ago. Oh, two days ago. Okay, 01:37:32.430 --> 01:37:35.989 hang on. I wrestled a guy named Matthias. Is 01:37:35.989 --> 01:37:42.289 it this one? I don't show it. Jesus Christ. What? 01:37:42.449 --> 01:37:46.609 I mean, assume I can see his actual knots. Maybe. 01:37:47.050 --> 01:37:52.270 This is Doug we're talking about. Come on. I 01:37:52.270 --> 01:37:54.869 collaborated with him on it. He put the whole 01:37:54.869 --> 01:37:57.069 match highlight together. I thought you were 01:37:57.069 --> 01:37:58.649 going to say you collaborated with him behind 01:37:58.649 --> 01:38:02.659 closed doors. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not at 01:38:02.659 --> 01:38:06.460 your house. It only goes on at your house. That's 01:38:06.460 --> 01:38:09.439 when we do all of that. That's when we do the 01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:16.680 thumbs. That's when the thumbs go up. I can't 01:38:16.680 --> 01:38:20.279 see the screen. I'm sorry. I was just making 01:38:20.279 --> 01:38:24.279 sure it wasn't actually a nut shot. My Instagram 01:38:24.279 --> 01:38:30.250 is super PG. I'm just raunchy on... Yeah, where's 01:38:30.250 --> 01:38:36.590 the non -rotty shit? I want to see the behind 01:38:36.590 --> 01:38:39.090 the closed doors. Of course you would. Of course 01:38:39.090 --> 01:38:43.409 you do. Where's the X? Where's your fucking Twitter, 01:38:43.630 --> 01:38:46.810 Doug? Where the fuck is the Twitter? My Twitter, 01:38:46.989 --> 01:38:49.750 dude, I'd never even use that shit. The Twitter 01:38:49.750 --> 01:38:52.810 is where you put all the deep dark shit. Man, 01:38:52.829 --> 01:38:56.359 I swear to God, bro. I can't, like, do anything 01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:58.539 outside of fucking it. Yeah, that's the one. 01:38:59.140 --> 01:39:04.739 Oh, my God. I have to finish. That's when I was 01:39:04.739 --> 01:39:07.760 like, yeah, go to hell, you motherfucker. And 01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:09.260 he was like, what? And I was like, yeah, there 01:39:09.260 --> 01:39:11.600 it is, sucked my dick. And he was like, I will 01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:16.029 not. Bro, they had me come out. Huh? I said, 01:39:16.029 --> 01:39:20.229 is it called the zigzag or whatever? It looked 01:39:20.229 --> 01:39:22.109 like you did the zigzag or whatever the fuck 01:39:22.109 --> 01:39:24.569 that Dolph used to do. No, no, no. It's called 01:39:24.569 --> 01:39:26.210 my balls are on your neck. That's the name of 01:39:26.210 --> 01:39:28.449 the move. Oh, that's it. Okay. That's what you 01:39:28.449 --> 01:39:32.640 were talking about? Okay. Yeah. Zigzag, what 01:39:32.640 --> 01:39:34.739 the fuck are you talking about? This right here, 01:39:34.739 --> 01:39:37.220 look at that. I was like, here come my balls. 01:39:37.439 --> 01:39:40.899 And he was like, ah, get them off me. No, it's 01:39:40.899 --> 01:39:44.220 the rough rider. That's what it looks like. Yeah, 01:39:44.220 --> 01:39:47.659 it's the rough rider. That's what it is. Yeah, 01:39:47.739 --> 01:39:49.199 that's one of my favorites. It used to be my 01:39:49.199 --> 01:39:52.380 finish. And I see that you kicked that guy in 01:39:52.380 --> 01:39:55.000 the head and he didn't get paralyzed. Fuck you, 01:39:55.039 --> 01:39:59.539 Brett. Yeah, you know, like, you know, the thing 01:39:59.539 --> 01:40:03.050 is. but oh yeah no i pointed at the camera i 01:40:03.050 --> 01:40:04.949 was like yeah you thought he had me go yourself 01:40:04.949 --> 01:40:11.149 that's exactly what i said too oh that's a fun 01:40:11.149 --> 01:40:14.970 bump right there that's dope he's a he's a big 01:40:14.970 --> 01:40:18.409 boy too so yeah i know i'm your favorite wrestler 01:40:18.409 --> 01:40:20.890 but you know you give me about look at my have 01:40:20.890 --> 01:40:23.529 you looked at our have you seen my have you seen 01:40:23.529 --> 01:40:26.970 the wild attack my tag team Well, my Instagram 01:40:26.970 --> 01:40:30.550 is so fucking full right now. I can't go on everybody's 01:40:30.550 --> 01:40:35.010 stuff. Send them to my fucking DMs like a dirty 01:40:35.010 --> 01:40:37.010 boy and I'll fucking watch them, okay? Well, 01:40:37.689 --> 01:40:43.229 I'll show you our finish. You know Demolition, 01:40:43.329 --> 01:40:48.369 right? Yeah. So we do the Demolition, their finish, 01:40:48.510 --> 01:40:50.449 except for instead of him doing it on his knee, 01:40:50.630 --> 01:40:57.180 I do a backbreaker. Dylan Nix, he'll come off 01:40:57.180 --> 01:41:00.840 the second and hit the elbow. It's fucking gross. 01:41:01.060 --> 01:41:03.880 Let me see if I can pull it up. I want to see 01:41:03.880 --> 01:41:07.479 it. There's a couple good clips somewhere. I'm 01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:09.000 taking all the yarn out of my hair right now. 01:41:10.800 --> 01:41:13.899 I got to go redo my fucking hair for tomorrow. 01:41:14.060 --> 01:41:17.479 I'm going to be at MLW. Oh, you're going to MLW? 01:41:18.540 --> 01:41:22.260 Yeah. He's given those hints last show. You weren't 01:41:22.260 --> 01:41:25.399 paying attention. Yeah. I'm supposed to, I'm 01:41:25.399 --> 01:41:27.439 supposed to hang out with, uh, I think tomorrow 01:41:27.439 --> 01:41:31.140 and then meet some people about it. Yeah. My 01:41:31.140 --> 01:41:34.000 good brother, a very close friend of mine, uh, 01:41:34.079 --> 01:41:40.399 cruel down there. Oh yeah. I love that. I wrestled. 01:41:40.399 --> 01:41:45.329 Hey, tell him, tell him. I saw him at GCW, but 01:41:45.329 --> 01:41:47.529 I don't like to talk to people backstage when 01:41:47.529 --> 01:41:50.010 they're working. I don't like to be talked to 01:41:50.010 --> 01:41:51.989 when I'm working. I picked that man up from the 01:41:51.989 --> 01:41:56.029 airport. I brought him out to dinner. That motherfucker 01:41:56.029 --> 01:41:59.430 is the greatest fucking dude outside of wrestling. 01:42:00.029 --> 01:42:04.470 He looks very kind. He's very intimidating. He's 01:42:04.470 --> 01:42:07.470 a gentle fucking giant. He's the softest spoken. 01:42:08.050 --> 01:42:09.789 Since we're talking about him, do you want to 01:42:09.789 --> 01:42:11.630 tell that story? What happened after the show? 01:42:12.360 --> 01:42:16.800 What did you do to Cruel? Hey, you know that 01:42:16.800 --> 01:42:18.880 Cruel? I think Cruel wrestled my tag partner, 01:42:19.039 --> 01:42:24.399 Alex Ace. Oh, shit. He was a pro in Europe. He's 01:42:24.399 --> 01:42:29.279 a stud, dude. If you guys want a fucking fun 01:42:29.279 --> 01:42:31.819 match that's a tag match, ring me and Alex Ace 01:42:31.819 --> 01:42:37.479 because that's a freak show. I'll do it. We'll 01:42:37.479 --> 01:42:40.640 sell merch to make up for the fact that we had 01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:44.149 to fly. No, the funny thing was, is I picked 01:42:44.149 --> 01:42:48.250 up cruel and, uh, we were in, um, this was January, 01:42:48.329 --> 01:42:52.329 February in Maine is like the coldest that it 01:42:52.329 --> 01:42:55.949 fucking gets, like the coldest of the cold. And 01:42:55.949 --> 01:42:59.390 we were like, we're talking like negative Fahrenheit 01:42:59.390 --> 01:43:02.210 temperatures. And I go to pick up cruel from 01:43:02.210 --> 01:43:05.529 the airport. This is like two in the afternoon. 01:43:05.729 --> 01:43:09.039 And it's probably like. negative eight degrees 01:43:09.039 --> 01:43:11.840 Fahrenheit outside. Fucking wind blistering and 01:43:11.840 --> 01:43:15.319 gross, brutal ass fucking cold. Homeboy gets 01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:18.079 off the fucking airport in a bomber jacket and 01:43:18.079 --> 01:43:21.979 fucking booty shorts and I go, sir, you are gonna 01:43:21.979 --> 01:43:24.260 fucking freeze your ass off out here. And he 01:43:24.260 --> 01:43:25.979 goes, this is all I had. And he was coming from 01:43:25.979 --> 01:43:28.100 Atlanta and I was like, you can't tell me Atlanta 01:43:28.100 --> 01:43:33.619 was any fucking warmer. jesus christ so we go 01:43:33.619 --> 01:43:36.239 to the venue and like we have our whole the whole 01:43:36.239 --> 01:43:39.300 day and everything the match was great and at 01:43:39.300 --> 01:43:42.149 the end of the day or the end of the night there 01:43:42.149 --> 01:43:44.489 was an altercation between two wrestlers on the 01:43:44.489 --> 01:43:50.550 show. And I was trying to prevent one of said 01:43:50.550 --> 01:43:53.250 wrestlers to like literally throw a punch at 01:43:53.250 --> 01:43:56.670 another wrestler. And me and the other person 01:43:56.670 --> 01:43:59.350 got into an altercation while I was trying to 01:43:59.350 --> 01:44:02.430 just help him and protect him. And I literally 01:44:02.430 --> 01:44:06.890 fall over in, in the locker room, like because 01:44:06.890 --> 01:44:08.569 we're just all getting pushed and shoved around 01:44:08.569 --> 01:44:10.130 and cruel, just like comes around the corner. 01:44:10.250 --> 01:44:12.239 He just looks around and he goes, what in the 01:44:12.239 --> 01:44:14.779 fuck is going on in here and everyone just stops 01:44:14.779 --> 01:44:18.039 like deadpan they're like oh this fucking dude 01:44:18.039 --> 01:44:23.380 will kill somebody off and then we're just like 01:44:23.380 --> 01:44:26.079 nah we're just we're we're good and then the 01:44:26.079 --> 01:44:27.800 end of the show happened we're trying to explain 01:44:27.800 --> 01:44:29.640 everything that was going on and then i was like 01:44:29.640 --> 01:44:33.260 look you your flight leaves at like 10 in the 01:44:33.260 --> 01:44:34.939 morning let's go get you some dinner and then 01:44:34.939 --> 01:44:38.609 we brought him out the buffalo wild wings I was 01:44:38.609 --> 01:44:40.770 talking about what happened at the... Because 01:44:40.770 --> 01:44:43.510 you were trying to put the tables together and 01:44:43.510 --> 01:44:49.329 the manager was flipping out at you guys. That's... 01:44:49.329 --> 01:44:51.949 What the fuck are you talking about? You and 01:44:51.949 --> 01:44:54.970 Cruel and you guys went to the restaurant and 01:44:54.970 --> 01:44:58.750 you said, hey, we're going to have a... Oh, yeah. 01:44:58.869 --> 01:45:04.029 So we got to Buffalo Wild Wings and I walked 01:45:04.029 --> 01:45:06.510 up to... There was nobody at the front door to 01:45:06.510 --> 01:45:09.210 like... bring us to tables or anything we had 01:45:09.210 --> 01:45:14.130 like a party of like 14 people and i go up to 01:45:14.130 --> 01:45:15.869 the bar which is at like the back end of the 01:45:15.869 --> 01:45:18.329 restaurant and i walk up to one of the waitresses 01:45:18.329 --> 01:45:21.529 or whoever is working there and i go hey we have 01:45:21.529 --> 01:45:25.170 like 14 people here uh is there anywhere that 01:45:25.170 --> 01:45:27.810 you would like us to sit and she was like sitting 01:45:27.810 --> 01:45:29.090 there trying to like figure it out or whatever 01:45:29.090 --> 01:45:32.550 and then she goes how about you take these two 01:45:32.550 --> 01:45:34.409 or three big tables and just push them together 01:45:34.409 --> 01:45:38.130 we're like okay sure so me and crew will start 01:45:38.130 --> 01:45:40.770 putting these tables together. And then out walks 01:45:40.770 --> 01:45:46.170 this fucking like five foot, like 300 pound wide 01:45:46.170 --> 01:45:48.470 ass fucking dude manager that comes out. It looks 01:45:48.470 --> 01:45:50.270 like the fucking penguin from fucking Batman. 01:45:52.250 --> 01:45:55.050 He just, yeah, it looks like fucking Oswald. 01:45:55.090 --> 01:45:58.449 And he comes out and he goes, so what the fuck 01:45:58.449 --> 01:46:00.850 are we doing? And we're all just standing there. 01:46:00.850 --> 01:46:03.229 Like we're just putting these tables together. 01:46:03.930 --> 01:46:06.750 and cruel is like has us back to this dude this 01:46:06.750 --> 01:46:09.529 whole time and this this manager's flipping his 01:46:09.529 --> 01:46:12.270 on us like moving tables and him not knowing 01:46:12.270 --> 01:46:14.949 what's going on or why we're moving these tables 01:46:14.949 --> 01:46:17.670 all of a sudden you got cruel that just turns 01:46:17.670 --> 01:46:21.989 around and just stares down at this dude and 01:46:21.989 --> 01:46:24.470 he looks at him in the most southern hospitality 01:46:24.470 --> 01:46:27.850 possible way that he could and he's just like 01:46:27.850 --> 01:46:30.590 hey man we're just trying to make this easier 01:46:30.590 --> 01:46:33.529 for you we're just trying to get some food Get 01:46:33.529 --> 01:46:35.689 out of your hair. It was like the most soft spoken, 01:46:35.949 --> 01:46:38.550 but it was like the most deep Southern fucking 01:46:38.550 --> 01:46:42.289 drawl. And this manager is just like at a fucking 01:46:42.289 --> 01:46:46.289 thousand and he's just like yelling and shit 01:46:46.289 --> 01:46:49.729 and everything. And you got cool over here. They 01:46:49.729 --> 01:46:53.149 just towering over this man by a good two feet, 01:46:53.229 --> 01:46:56.409 like towering over him. And he was just like, 01:46:56.489 --> 01:46:58.270 look, we don't have to give you our business, 01:46:58.350 --> 01:47:03.000 but this is what I want. and uh i'm fucking hungry 01:47:03.000 --> 01:47:06.439 and he's just like this fucking manager immediately 01:47:06.439 --> 01:47:09.359 shuts down and he looks at him the moment like 01:47:09.359 --> 01:47:12.500 he just says i'm fucking hungry he's just like 01:47:12.500 --> 01:47:15.439 all right we're gonna take care of you goes out 01:47:15.439 --> 01:47:18.100 back never comes out and then we ended up waiting 01:47:18.100 --> 01:47:21.859 for food for like an hour and a half half of 01:47:21.859 --> 01:47:24.260 our party left because they were so fucking hungry 01:47:24.260 --> 01:47:26.420 and they're like fuck this we ain't waiting for 01:47:26.420 --> 01:47:28.899 this shit and cruel is just like nah i'm waiting 01:47:28.899 --> 01:47:31.619 i'm getting my fucking food And by the end of 01:47:31.619 --> 01:47:34.020 it all, he ended up getting us food we all ate. 01:47:34.060 --> 01:47:39.420 Half of us were still there. Randy. They refused 01:47:39.420 --> 01:47:42.880 to serve him. They refused to serve him. They 01:47:42.880 --> 01:47:46.140 refused to serve. I don't know why, but he ended 01:47:46.140 --> 01:47:49.300 up calling. We were sitting at the back end of 01:47:49.300 --> 01:47:51.939 the building. He called the fucking front of 01:47:51.939 --> 01:47:56.520 the restaurant, and he fucking ordered food from 01:47:56.520 --> 01:47:58.699 the front of the restaurant, and then when it 01:47:58.699 --> 01:48:00.939 was done, he just turned around and looked at 01:48:00.939 --> 01:48:02.699 the bartender and said, I'm here to pick up an 01:48:02.699 --> 01:48:08.880 order. He refused to serve them, so he called 01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:13.300 them. They were just like, they were like fucking 01:48:13.300 --> 01:48:17.859 done with our shit. And they literally bought 01:48:17.859 --> 01:48:21.739 food from over the phone. And then they didn't 01:48:21.739 --> 01:48:23.359 know it was him. He turns around and just takes 01:48:23.359 --> 01:48:27.119 the food and eats it. That's so funny. To go 01:48:27.119 --> 01:48:30.460 food at the fucking table. I was on the same 01:48:30.460 --> 01:48:36.020 shit. Why did they refuse to serve them? I think 01:48:36.020 --> 01:48:38.119 it was just because they were just like, I don't 01:48:38.119 --> 01:48:41.189 even know. I think it was like. I thought you 01:48:41.189 --> 01:48:47.170 said Cruel. He was talking shit to Cruel so much 01:48:47.170 --> 01:48:49.250 that Cruel started giving it back to him. The 01:48:49.250 --> 01:48:52.569 manager initially was fucking pissed. Imagine 01:48:52.569 --> 01:48:56.470 Cruel talking you down and you're just like, 01:48:56.590 --> 01:49:04.420 fuck, okay. The man behind the mask, when you 01:49:04.420 --> 01:49:06.279 look at it, I feel like he's more terrifying 01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:08.779 without the fucking mask on. Looking at him without 01:49:08.779 --> 01:49:13.680 a mask on is like, from a guy perspective, just 01:49:13.680 --> 01:49:18.520 like shit. That's fucking terrifying. This is 01:49:18.520 --> 01:49:34.090 our tag finish. I love that. It's fun. It's literally, 01:49:34.270 --> 01:49:38.090 you don't feel a thing. He hits you, and with 01:49:38.090 --> 01:49:40.649 the momentum, I throw you over. So you just go, 01:49:40.689 --> 01:49:46.989 whee! Yeah. Nothing like fucking MSP, the drip 01:49:46.989 --> 01:49:49.189 drop. Oh my god, that thing sucks. Oh my god, 01:49:49.329 --> 01:49:53.229 the drip drop, bro. The mainstream policy group 01:49:53.229 --> 01:49:56.739 used to tag... team up here in Maine, they would 01:49:56.739 --> 01:50:00.239 do a tag team move where one of them would hold 01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:03.399 their opponent sitting in the second rope, and 01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:06.239 one of them would essentially do a backbreaker, 01:50:06.319 --> 01:50:08.800 but hold them in the backbreaker position while 01:50:08.800 --> 01:50:11.720 suspended from the second rope, and then the 01:50:11.720 --> 01:50:14.720 other one would jump off the top rope, and they 01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:17.619 would sense on the dude that's in the backbreaker, 01:50:17.819 --> 01:50:22.680 and it's so fucking gross. Yeah, fuck that. It 01:50:22.680 --> 01:50:26.529 fucking hurts. I just want you guys to know that 01:50:26.529 --> 01:50:29.789 I just went like 110 miles an hour right now 01:50:29.789 --> 01:50:36.029 smiling. Did you just go 110 miles an hour? I'm 01:50:36.029 --> 01:50:40.670 just breaking felony speeding laws right now. 01:50:40.890 --> 01:50:45.489 I'm just waiting for the blue lights. I'm only 01:50:45.489 --> 01:50:48.029 going 70 now. I'm getting passed by somebody 01:50:48.029 --> 01:50:51.369 else who just saw me take off. Because I don't 01:50:51.369 --> 01:50:53.489 know if I told you my I have a Ford f250 Super 01:50:53.489 --> 01:50:58.350 Duty. I have a Raptor motor Holy fuck nice. Yeah, 01:50:58.529 --> 01:51:02.829 it's got a full fucking a full fucking like work 01:51:02.829 --> 01:51:05.989 fucking Rig on it. It's a work truck with a toolbox 01:51:05.989 --> 01:51:10.430 and everything with a ship flies All right, would 01:51:10.430 --> 01:51:12.289 you like to show would you like to take this 01:51:12.289 --> 01:51:23.020 dog? nope yeah it's zero it sucks it hurts me 01:51:23.020 --> 01:51:25.760 me and alex ace will just hit somebody with both 01:51:25.760 --> 01:51:27.779 our finishers because like we're a new tag team 01:51:27.779 --> 01:51:30.880 so we haven't had a lot of ring work together 01:51:30.880 --> 01:51:34.319 uh but doing but like we always get the crowd 01:51:34.319 --> 01:51:36.600 to pop when we do these like double elbow drops 01:51:36.600 --> 01:51:41.439 like we have one where i'll get them uh i'll 01:51:41.439 --> 01:51:45.800 get somebody up on a uh What the fuck? My brain 01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:51.340 is not working. I'm so hungry. Yeah. I pick him 01:51:51.340 --> 01:51:53.340 up by one leg and I get him the fucking face 01:51:53.340 --> 01:51:56.880 plant. You know, you throw him off the ropes 01:51:56.880 --> 01:51:59.239 and you pick him up by one leg and then you just 01:51:59.239 --> 01:52:04.699 fall backwards in a baseball. Okay. Fuck is it? 01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:07.579 I'm trying to think. Anyways, I'll pick him up 01:52:07.579 --> 01:52:09.399 by one leg. I'll fucking stand him up straight 01:52:09.399 --> 01:52:11.020 in the air and he'll come by and close on him. 01:52:11.779 --> 01:52:13.920 It looks fucking disturbing. because he's seven 01:52:13.920 --> 01:52:16.420 feet tall and I'm 6 '2". Is that sword and shield? 01:52:17.020 --> 01:52:19.800 Well, not sword and shield. We call it sword 01:52:19.800 --> 01:52:26.260 and shield. You get him up. You support him on 01:52:26.260 --> 01:52:29.760 one leg. Kind of like a bear hug, whatever. And 01:52:29.760 --> 01:52:34.060 your opponent comes and clotheslines them. Is 01:52:34.060 --> 01:52:36.939 that what you're talking about? Yeah. We used 01:52:36.939 --> 01:52:38.579 to do that. We called it the sword and shield. 01:52:39.899 --> 01:52:43.960 Our old tag team. I fucking love it. Yeah, there's 01:52:43.960 --> 01:52:45.760 a couple things we want to do. I want to do one 01:52:45.760 --> 01:52:47.760 where he fucking makes a field goal post and 01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:51.359 I do a diving elbow drop. That'd be dope. Yeah, 01:52:51.439 --> 01:52:54.659 just because it'd be like free willy, but so 01:52:54.659 --> 01:52:56.899 fun. By the way, if you guys are ever in a match 01:52:56.899 --> 01:52:59.680 with me and you see me go up to the second rope 01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:02.579 or the third rope for an elbow drop, you better. 01:53:05.699 --> 01:53:09.000 Oh, you muted yourself. Oh, you muted yourself. 01:53:09.140 --> 01:53:16.109 Yeah. Hold on a minute. Oh. I need it myself. 01:53:16.909 --> 01:53:19.689 Yeah, there you go. Can you hear us? Yeah. Okay. 01:53:20.569 --> 01:53:22.050 I was going to say, have you ever seen me go 01:53:22.050 --> 01:53:25.670 up to the top rope? Fucking move. I'm doing it 01:53:25.670 --> 01:53:30.470 to find myself. Usually that's how it goes. The 01:53:30.470 --> 01:53:32.770 second rope would be a missile drop kick and 01:53:32.770 --> 01:53:35.909 people would just fucking move. Oh, I eat it. 01:53:35.989 --> 01:53:39.840 I've eaten it. Oh, my God. and then you did that 01:53:39.840 --> 01:53:42.479 did you hear me when you did that sent on did 01:53:42.479 --> 01:53:47.840 you hear me when i did you did that sent on i 01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:50.579 was like thank you for not killing me i'm like 01:53:50.579 --> 01:53:52.500 thank you for not killing me what did you say 01:53:52.500 --> 01:53:55.220 that's what i said you hit him like thank you 01:53:55.220 --> 01:53:57.779 for not killing me because this asshat fucking 01:53:57.779 --> 01:54:00.399 puts all his whole weight you'll just sit on 01:54:00.399 --> 01:54:03.579 you basically with his scent on This time he 01:54:03.579 --> 01:54:05.340 actually hit it right. I'm like, oh, thank you 01:54:05.340 --> 01:54:07.319 for not fucking killing me. I only do it for 01:54:07.319 --> 01:54:12.199 the people that pissed me off. I don't know how 01:54:12.199 --> 01:54:17.579 to give sentons. I've only shot the senton on 01:54:17.579 --> 01:54:23.479 one person. It was not pretty. I thought the 01:54:23.479 --> 01:54:28.800 dude blew his fucking shit out of his ass. I 01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:31.500 love that. Yeah, the straight up fucking doo 01:54:31.500 --> 01:54:35.600 -doo. like you ran over a fucking like a squirrel 01:54:35.600 --> 01:54:40.500 type uh it just blow out both ends i like to 01:54:40.500 --> 01:54:43.859 keep all my all my shit simple man fucking simple 01:54:43.859 --> 01:54:47.880 and entertaining you know because for me flipping 01:54:47.880 --> 01:54:50.020 and all that other shit like one i normally walk 01:54:50.020 --> 01:54:54.850 around at like 260 but if The more muscle mass 01:54:54.850 --> 01:54:56.869 you have on your body, the less blood goes to 01:54:56.869 --> 01:55:00.149 your fucking lungs and shit when you need to 01:55:00.149 --> 01:55:02.930 fucking breathe. So if I start flipping and doing 01:55:02.930 --> 01:55:04.489 all this other shit, I have nothing left for 01:55:04.489 --> 01:55:08.090 the finish. I started doing the senton at my 01:55:08.090 --> 01:55:13.909 heaviest weight, which was like 375. And watching 01:55:13.909 --> 01:55:16.569 me do that, people were like, are you fucking 01:55:16.569 --> 01:55:19.949 kidding me? And then now I'm down to, like, 290. 01:55:20.229 --> 01:55:23.649 And now when I do it, it doesn't look as devastating 01:55:23.649 --> 01:55:25.989 because I'm not as big as I used to be when I 01:55:25.989 --> 01:55:29.489 was doing it. Right, yeah. But you could do other, 01:55:29.529 --> 01:55:31.949 like, I don't know. I think it looks dope. But, 01:55:31.989 --> 01:55:34.649 like, Alex Hayes has one of the best leg drops 01:55:34.649 --> 01:55:38.109 I've ever seen. Nobody does leg drops. Nobody 01:55:38.109 --> 01:55:40.970 does leg drops. When he does it, it steals the 01:55:40.970 --> 01:55:43.510 show because you'll see him over the top ropes 01:55:43.510 --> 01:55:46.680 come up because he can jump, you know. And he 01:55:46.680 --> 01:55:49.600 fucking lands. And it's always beautiful. I always 01:55:49.600 --> 01:55:51.880 say when he chops people, though, it's fucked 01:55:51.880 --> 01:55:55.960 up. It's always his big ass fucking I'm seven 01:55:55.960 --> 01:55:59.859 feet tall, big fucking ape hands fucking like 01:55:59.859 --> 01:56:02.779 double slapping you in the fucking chest. You 01:56:02.779 --> 01:56:05.100 know, if people fucking hit me with fucking chops, 01:56:05.300 --> 01:56:11.300 I will punch you. I'll remember that. I may not 01:56:11.300 --> 01:56:13.060 hit you in the face because there's a live crowd, 01:56:13.159 --> 01:56:17.180 but like something's coming back stiff. I guess 01:56:17.180 --> 01:56:19.000 I'm not going to be doing my spot that I did 01:56:19.000 --> 01:56:22.239 at JP. I feel like I just want to throw a job 01:56:22.239 --> 01:56:29.539 to you then. Yeah. Go ahead, dude. If he gets 01:56:29.539 --> 01:56:41.199 your dick pinched, it's on you. Yeah. Slow down. 01:56:41.279 --> 01:56:45.479 I would love to put you in. the deep end of a 01:56:45.479 --> 01:56:48.159 fucking raw rumble just for you to just run around 01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:51.539 in the fucking in your moment of time and just 01:56:51.539 --> 01:56:54.319 start pinching just dick pinching people dude 01:56:54.319 --> 01:56:58.319 that would be so funny that'd be so funny come 01:56:58.319 --> 01:57:00.739 in there's like 10 there's like 15 people in 01:57:00.739 --> 01:57:02.199 the ring and all of a sudden you watch everyone 01:57:02.199 --> 01:57:05.239 just fucking like bellowing over being like why 01:57:05.239 --> 01:57:07.800 are they all fucking just hunched over it's like 01:57:07.800 --> 01:57:26.300 oh oh dude i i saw people doing that for the 01:57:26.300 --> 01:57:29.079 first time ever in a crowd at the ring war show 01:57:29.079 --> 01:57:33.510 i you not there is a group of kids that came, 01:57:33.590 --> 01:57:36.829 I say kids because they were in college and they 01:57:36.829 --> 01:57:39.630 were sitting there and every time any big thing 01:57:39.630 --> 01:57:43.229 happened I was watching them do this and I'm 01:57:43.229 --> 01:57:47.289 like, are they cheering? I shit you, it's like 01:57:47.289 --> 01:57:50.109 fucking new millennial fucking, whatever this 01:57:50.109 --> 01:57:55.670 generation is. It's fucking stupid. Bro, I saw 01:57:55.670 --> 01:57:59.029 four people, I saw a pair of eight hands total 01:57:59.029 --> 01:58:03.189 going like this instead of clapping or wooing. 01:58:03.189 --> 01:58:06.729 They were just fucking doing this, and you couldn't 01:58:06.729 --> 01:58:10.510 hear anything. Oh, fuck that shit. I would get 01:58:10.510 --> 01:58:13.130 so mad, I would literally yell at the audience, 01:58:13.270 --> 01:58:17.430 clap for me or fuck yourself. We're not in Japan. 01:58:17.510 --> 01:58:20.770 Clap for me, damn it. I don't give a fuck if 01:58:20.770 --> 01:58:22.850 I am in Japan. You fucking yell like Godzilla's 01:58:22.850 --> 01:58:25.869 in a room, motherfucker. I was gonna say, if 01:58:25.869 --> 01:58:28.529 you were in Japan and you did any of the Kree 01:58:28.529 --> 01:58:31.090 shit you do, just get no reaction. Fuck that. 01:58:32.600 --> 01:58:36.420 Big Country says hi there, Nick. Who? Big Country. 01:58:37.420 --> 01:58:40.359 He told himself Big Daddy has arrived and apparently 01:58:40.359 --> 01:58:46.100 he has never met you. Wow. That's fucked up that 01:58:46.100 --> 01:58:47.640 he hasn't met me. I don't know why he hasn't 01:58:47.640 --> 01:58:49.300 met me. What's wrong with him? Why am I not his 01:58:49.300 --> 01:58:55.510 favorite wrestler? You should already be. Yeah, 01:58:55.609 --> 01:58:58.489 he should have fucking subscribed to the fucking 01:58:58.489 --> 01:59:00.289 program the last time I fucking talked to you 01:59:00.289 --> 01:59:04.430 guys. You guys didn't hand him a pamphlet? Nah, 01:59:04.750 --> 01:59:06.630 you know what? I think we ran out. I think we 01:59:06.630 --> 01:59:09.869 gave out so many that we ran out. Fuck. There 01:59:09.869 --> 01:59:11.970 was some point of trying to get everybody indoctrinated 01:59:11.970 --> 01:59:13.729 with my bullshit if they're not going to fucking 01:59:13.729 --> 01:59:18.369 get indoctrinated. Yeah, fucking hell, dude. 01:59:18.949 --> 01:59:21.760 JP, you need to talk to Neil. And you need to 01:59:21.760 --> 01:59:25.579 have him communicate with Doug. I already had 01:59:25.579 --> 01:59:29.039 messaged him during this podcast and it was a 01:59:29.039 --> 01:59:34.739 very tough negotiation. It was more the conversation 01:59:34.739 --> 01:59:38.279 more of was the problem with the flights being 01:59:38.279 --> 01:59:42.199 so fucking expensive anywhere. And it's not just 01:59:42.199 --> 01:59:44.859 from one side of the country to the other. He 01:59:44.859 --> 01:59:47.460 literally had just talked about how he cruel 01:59:47.460 --> 01:59:51.699 literally said he owes, cruel owes us another 01:59:51.699 --> 01:59:54.420 show because he was supposed to come up for a 01:59:54.420 --> 01:59:57.939 show and he canceled last second and he said 01:59:57.939 --> 02:00:00.680 he would do the next show free. Well, Neil found 02:00:00.680 --> 02:00:05.239 out how much flight tickets were just from Georgia 02:00:05.239 --> 02:00:07.939 to up here and they're way out of the fucking 02:00:07.939 --> 02:00:10.420 range. They're so fucking expensive right now. 02:00:10.579 --> 02:00:14.779 I can't imagine. I'll tell you guys this. If 02:00:14.779 --> 02:00:19.079 you guys get cruel booked, I'll get my ass out 02:00:19.079 --> 02:00:23.960 there. Can we see Krul versus Doug? I want to 02:00:23.960 --> 02:00:27.060 see that. I'm not saying just to do him, but 02:00:27.060 --> 02:00:30.960 that'd be fun. What I'm saying is just so you 02:00:30.960 --> 02:00:33.079 could stack your card and get more people in 02:00:33.079 --> 02:00:36.979 attendance. We're clipping this. We're clipping 02:00:36.979 --> 02:00:40.020 this moment right now. I'm sending this to Neil 02:00:40.020 --> 02:00:41.800 right now. I better be on that show. I want to 02:00:41.800 --> 02:00:44.279 be on that show. I want to see that shit. Clip 02:00:44.279 --> 02:00:47.579 it. I told Krul I needed a rematch anyways because 02:00:47.579 --> 02:00:51.670 he beat my ass. EB Mass back in January. Let 02:00:51.670 --> 02:00:54.930 me tell you, working with Cruel was fucking icing. 02:00:57.149 --> 02:01:01.010 Easiest shit ever. And it was a regular match. 02:01:01.189 --> 02:01:03.670 It wasn't even a death match, which is what I 02:01:03.670 --> 02:01:06.449 wanted it to be. It wasn't even a hardcore match, 02:01:06.590 --> 02:01:08.010 which I wanted it to be. It was just a normal 02:01:08.010 --> 02:01:12.069 match. And there was one weapon involved where 02:01:12.069 --> 02:01:15.729 it ended up backfiring on him, and it still told 02:01:15.729 --> 02:01:19.739 a story, and it was beautiful. But wish we would 02:01:19.739 --> 02:01:23.100 have gone full carnage, like how I usually go. 02:01:23.239 --> 02:01:26.260 And it just wasn't in that playing cards. So 02:01:26.260 --> 02:01:29.500 it happens like that. I mean, if I, if I got 02:01:29.500 --> 02:01:31.300 to work somebody big like that, you know what 02:01:31.300 --> 02:01:33.619 I mean? That's over. Then it's like, cool. I 02:01:33.619 --> 02:01:35.939 get to do the sympathy card, which is like, I'm 02:01:35.939 --> 02:01:39.399 great at fucking, you know, selling. sell sell 02:01:39.399 --> 02:01:43.119 sell work a medium comeback sell sell sell work 02:01:43.119 --> 02:01:46.060 something try to get him to himself over sell 02:01:46.060 --> 02:01:49.140 sell sell like like let him dictate what he wants 02:01:49.140 --> 02:01:51.699 and then you know whatever's whatever that'd 02:01:51.699 --> 02:01:54.840 be fun he even told me at the end of the night 02:01:54.840 --> 02:01:57.500 like when we were leaving the buffalo wild wings 02:01:57.500 --> 02:02:00.420 he told me that like he would vouch for me to 02:02:00.420 --> 02:02:04.100 uh danny demonto for icw and i was like bro if 02:02:04.100 --> 02:02:09.149 that became a reality I would take it for, to 02:02:09.149 --> 02:02:13.050 do ICW, No Holds Barred, would be fucking wild. 02:02:14.289 --> 02:02:16.750 Yeah, they said, like, come to Boston. They do 02:02:16.750 --> 02:02:19.909 Boston, like, every couple of months, and that's, 02:02:19.909 --> 02:02:23.010 like, the closest to where we are. So, it's like, 02:02:23.210 --> 02:02:26.689 I would take that in a heartbeat. Hell yeah. 02:02:27.449 --> 02:02:30.649 Yeah, fucking, I watched him when I was at GCW. 02:02:30.649 --> 02:02:34.890 It was cool. Bro, he should bring shirts that 02:02:34.890 --> 02:02:40.170 says it's cool to be cruel. Yeah. That'd be over. 02:02:41.670 --> 02:02:47.270 There you go. Did you see Slade at all? It was 02:02:47.270 --> 02:02:51.970 Slade at that GCW show? It was Slade. The bald 02:02:51.970 --> 02:02:55.850 guy. The bald, goatee, fucking crazy ass dude. 02:02:57.289 --> 02:03:00.470 He does all the hardcore stuff? Yes. You don't 02:03:00.470 --> 02:03:04.210 want to enter the night. The end of the night. 02:03:05.160 --> 02:03:07.960 He did end of the night on that show? Yeah, he's 02:03:07.960 --> 02:03:10.539 the last match of the night. He's a good guy. 02:03:11.199 --> 02:03:13.579 Him and Bear Bronson. You know Bear Bronson? 02:03:14.579 --> 02:03:20.619 I think so. He was one half of a tag team that 02:03:20.619 --> 02:03:26.939 was in AEW. They were Bear Country. Okay. Yeah, 02:03:26.939 --> 02:03:29.380 it's a very broad scene. He's doing single shit 02:03:29.380 --> 02:03:33.279 now, but he was already an established wrestler 02:03:33.279 --> 02:03:36.159 before he went to AEW and was just doing really 02:03:36.159 --> 02:03:40.220 good tag team shit. He's big and limitless. He 02:03:40.220 --> 02:03:43.779 was big and limitless, and he went singles when 02:03:43.779 --> 02:03:48.409 he got off AEW. got into the deathmatch realm 02:03:48.409 --> 02:03:51.729 and he just started doing all these deathmatches 02:03:51.729 --> 02:03:54.470 with really high tier quality deathmatch dudes 02:03:54.470 --> 02:03:57.989 and everyone was like who the fuck would have 02:03:57.989 --> 02:04:00.789 thought that this dude would be pulling out shit 02:04:00.789 --> 02:04:04.449 like this him and slade had a fucking they opened 02:04:04.449 --> 02:04:09.550 uh gcw's uh uh cage of death show it was just 02:04:09.550 --> 02:04:12.789 an opener and they fucking yeah this video right 02:04:12.789 --> 02:04:14.869 here i don't even know if we can show you too 02:04:14.869 --> 02:04:17.800 please don't be mad at me YouTube, don't yell 02:04:17.800 --> 02:04:21.640 at us. This video is fucking epic. This shit 02:04:21.640 --> 02:04:27.380 was the highlight of their match. Yeah. YouTube, 02:04:27.579 --> 02:04:30.180 don't yell at us. We're sorry. It's on YouTube 02:04:30.180 --> 02:04:34.159 itself. I don't know what's going on with my 02:04:34.159 --> 02:04:36.859 camera, but it can just fuck off. Nah, fuck it. 02:04:36.939 --> 02:04:39.560 We don't need to see your ugly ass anyways. Anyways. 02:04:42.350 --> 02:04:46.590 Anyways, yeah. We technically have one more story 02:04:46.590 --> 02:04:48.229 to go through, but it's already been a couple 02:04:48.229 --> 02:04:57.409 hours. My bad, I rambled. I enjoy your rambling. 02:04:58.069 --> 02:05:00.090 There's a reason why I asked you to come on. 02:05:00.189 --> 02:05:03.670 I enjoy your company here. Call it Ramble Sessions. 02:05:03.729 --> 02:05:06.050 We can replace Purr Sessions with Ramble Sessions. 02:05:06.050 --> 02:05:12.380 Fuck off, Purr. Oh, no, I think my hair's in 02:05:12.380 --> 02:05:15.659 a knot. My girl was going to work my ass. She 02:05:15.659 --> 02:05:17.279 saw me playing with my hair when she walked up 02:05:17.279 --> 02:05:20.100 to the car right now, and she gave me the finger 02:05:20.100 --> 02:05:24.199 like, I'm going to beat your ass. So why don't 02:05:24.199 --> 02:05:27.220 we end this here, then? Why don't you plug your 02:05:27.220 --> 02:05:30.800 shit there, Doug? Where can we find you? You 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:33.560 can find me at YouTube, Doug underscore Malo, 02:05:33.560 --> 02:05:36.100 Instagram, just underscore the underscore epic. 02:05:36.180 --> 02:05:37.819 I think Facebook's right around the same thing. 02:05:37.979 --> 02:05:40.300 But subscribe to my YouTube channel because I 02:05:40.300 --> 02:05:42.720 got more content. I just tore my hair. Son of 02:05:42.720 --> 02:05:46.300 a bitch. I just took a chunk of my own hair out. 02:05:47.420 --> 02:05:50.359 Anyways, yeah, you can find me doing all kinds 02:05:50.359 --> 02:05:53.560 of dumb shit. What show do I got coming up? Rodeo 02:05:53.560 --> 02:05:58.050 Pro Wrestling on the 25th in Bakersfield. uh 02:05:58.050 --> 02:06:00.470 i'll be at mlw tomorrow but i'm not wrestling 02:06:00.470 --> 02:06:03.609 i'm just talking with some people and then uh 02:06:03.609 --> 02:06:05.770 you know hopefully i'll be over there with you 02:06:05.770 --> 02:06:08.090 guys pretty soon i i got some stuff coming up 02:06:08.090 --> 02:06:10.090 on the on the east coast i'll be in south carolina 02:06:10.090 --> 02:06:16.090 soon yeah they're not that far away yeah you 02:06:16.090 --> 02:06:18.649 know i should hit you guys up i should hit you 02:06:18.649 --> 02:06:21.069 guys up when i do all my east coast because how 02:06:21.069 --> 02:06:25.760 fun would it be if we could do like uh like I 02:06:25.760 --> 02:06:28.520 don't know. Some matches or even some live review 02:06:28.520 --> 02:06:31.220 matches. If you can get up to Boston yourself, 02:06:31.479 --> 02:06:33.300 I'll fucking drive down there and fucking come 02:06:33.300 --> 02:06:35.979 pick you up. It's only a four -hour drive. I'll 02:06:35.979 --> 02:06:39.319 fucking come pick you up. Bro, fucking Boston, 02:06:39.359 --> 02:06:42.600 Mass. I think one of my first girlfriends was 02:06:42.600 --> 02:06:48.140 from Boston. Yeah. I drove a long way. Yeah. 02:06:51.100 --> 02:06:53.800 I think I blew a five -roper in fucking Boston. 02:06:59.110 --> 02:07:01.710 I was like, wow. I'm impressed with myself. Way 02:07:01.710 --> 02:07:06.329 to go, Boston. You brought a lot out of me. I 02:07:06.329 --> 02:07:07.930 feel like it's a good thing we didn't hear most 02:07:07.930 --> 02:07:10.489 of that at all cut out. It was a really good 02:07:10.489 --> 02:07:13.770 thing. Yeah, yeah. It's all right. Just fucking 02:07:13.770 --> 02:07:15.729 frame it and use it for what you want as blackmail 02:07:15.729 --> 02:07:18.609 for later. If I ever get famous, use it for blackmail. 02:07:18.750 --> 02:07:21.689 Shit. We love you, buddy. We wouldn't do that. 02:07:22.789 --> 02:07:26.609 I appreciate it. Oh, shit. Shows? What do you 02:07:26.609 --> 02:07:31.750 got coming up for shows? Actually, I got two 02:07:31.750 --> 02:07:34.789 shows in one day on the 18th of October in San 02:07:34.789 --> 02:07:42.229 Diego. Huh? I can't tell if I'm crashing out 02:07:42.229 --> 02:07:44.350 or if the... You're crashing out. Just shut the 02:07:44.350 --> 02:07:47.529 fuck up and let him talk. How dare you? Fuck 02:07:47.529 --> 02:07:52.750 you. I just... Shit. So... Yeah, the 18th, I 02:07:52.750 --> 02:07:54.569 got two shows in San Diego. I'll be at SoCal 02:07:54.569 --> 02:08:01.130 Pro, where Matthias is from. 21st, I got Hollywood 02:08:01.130 --> 02:08:04.189 Championship Wrestling. 25th, I got Bakersfield, 02:08:04.250 --> 02:08:07.489 California. Tomorrow, I got MLW, but I'm not 02:08:07.489 --> 02:08:10.050 wrestling. The following week after that, I'm 02:08:10.050 --> 02:08:11.689 going to be pranking people at the Olympia with 02:08:11.689 --> 02:08:15.310 my boys. We're going to be at the Olympia in 02:08:15.310 --> 02:08:17.930 Vegas. I might even wrestle out there in Vegas. 02:08:19.210 --> 02:08:22.250 uh i know i know simbode out there uh he's a 02:08:22.250 --> 02:08:25.510 former wwe guy and uh i might do some shit with 02:08:25.510 --> 02:08:29.289 him out there so it'll be fun that's fucking 02:08:29.289 --> 02:08:32.010 dope yeah yeah i love i love seeing your shit 02:08:32.010 --> 02:08:35.050 um would any of that be like you doing a live 02:08:35.050 --> 02:08:37.930 stream with any of that or always if i'm out 02:08:37.930 --> 02:08:39.890 doing something in public i'm gonna live stream 02:08:39.890 --> 02:08:42.569 it you live stream to youtube or you live stream 02:08:42.569 --> 02:08:45.550 to instagram uh to youtube i haven't thought 02:08:45.550 --> 02:08:47.890 about live streaming insta Well, actually, because 02:08:47.890 --> 02:08:50.130 they don't pay me, so probably you too. Okay. 02:08:51.069 --> 02:08:52.810 I'll check that out, because I know you said 02:08:52.810 --> 02:08:54.229 something about live streaming before, but I 02:08:54.229 --> 02:08:56.670 couldn't find anything about it. Yeah, if I hit 02:08:56.670 --> 02:08:58.789 you guys up, we could do a fucking podcast while 02:08:58.789 --> 02:09:00.529 I'm doing it. I'll just podcast with you guys. 02:09:01.390 --> 02:09:03.449 That sounds great. Yeah, we could collaborate 02:09:03.449 --> 02:09:05.489 the fucking video if we want to do something 02:09:05.489 --> 02:09:09.569 funny. Sure. I'm down. That'd be fucking fun. 02:09:09.989 --> 02:09:11.750 Well, I gotta go inside. I think I tore my hair. 02:09:12.170 --> 02:09:15.430 All right. Thank you again for just jumping on. 02:09:15.489 --> 02:09:18.470 I know it was the last second, but I very appreciate 02:09:18.470 --> 02:09:21.949 it. I love talking to you guys. I'll talk with 02:09:21.949 --> 02:09:25.409 you guys any fucking time. Your podcast is the 02:09:25.409 --> 02:09:27.649 shit. You guys are fucking awesome. I love that 02:09:27.649 --> 02:09:29.890 finisher, by the way, so look forward to stealing 02:09:29.890 --> 02:09:37.729 it from you. Yeah. If I start seeing it and it 02:09:37.729 --> 02:09:42.109 gets over, I'm going to be so pissed. I'll fucking 02:09:42.109 --> 02:09:44.810 post it when you steal it. You better post it. 02:09:44.810 --> 02:09:46.430 I don't mind you stealing it. I'm just going 02:09:46.430 --> 02:09:48.989 to be pissed if it gets super over. It would 02:09:48.989 --> 02:09:51.229 be so fucking funny to do that. It would be funny. 02:09:51.369 --> 02:09:53.609 I'd be so mad but so happy at the same time. 02:09:54.210 --> 02:09:56.470 And I would never steal your move on purpose. 02:09:58.149 --> 02:10:01.470 It would only happen by accident. Two weeks later, 02:10:01.569 --> 02:10:03.680 you're like... Hey, I remember this thing. I 02:10:03.680 --> 02:10:05.479 can't remember where I've seen it, but let's 02:10:05.479 --> 02:10:07.920 try doing this. Yeah, no, I'd be like, bro, I 02:10:07.920 --> 02:10:10.460 fell off the top rope and you haven't even been 02:10:10.460 --> 02:10:13.079 doing a backbreaker. Sorry. I dropped that elbow 02:10:13.079 --> 02:10:18.420 and it just happened. I'll tell the whole crowd 02:10:18.420 --> 02:10:20.520 afterwards, the first time you've ever seen this 02:10:20.520 --> 02:10:26.800 move, I invented it. I'm the creator. We actually 02:10:26.800 --> 02:10:30.100 got Demolition actually commented on it. Nick's 02:10:30.100 --> 02:10:34.239 posted it. And they actually commented on it. 02:10:34.279 --> 02:10:36.000 It's like, it's not the same, but it still looks 02:10:36.000 --> 02:10:43.500 pretty cool. I love that. And they reposted it. 02:10:43.579 --> 02:10:46.119 Yeah. It was like, fuck, that's awesome. That 02:10:46.119 --> 02:10:50.579 is fucking awesome. Oh, yeah. All right, bro. 02:10:50.659 --> 02:10:53.720 I'm losing my shit with my hair. Sorry. All right. 02:10:53.720 --> 02:10:55.880 Have a good night, buddy. It's going to take 02:10:55.880 --> 02:10:58.619 a couple hours. Thanks again, buddy. Have a good 02:10:58.619 --> 02:11:07.079 one. See you. I love Doug. Doug is the best. 02:11:07.300 --> 02:11:13.340 Doug is awesome. I'm so glad that he's in this 02:11:13.340 --> 02:11:17.140 group. Just jumping on whenever. I love how it's 02:11:17.140 --> 02:11:20.579 like a last second thing, too. Yeah, I wasn't 02:11:20.579 --> 02:11:22.920 expecting him to jump on, but the last second, 02:11:23.060 --> 02:11:26.539 like, yeah. That's fucking awesome. Do you want 02:11:26.539 --> 02:11:28.619 to cover the last story, or do you just want 02:11:28.619 --> 02:11:31.000 to call it a night? It's just about Andrade. 02:11:33.239 --> 02:11:37.899 He's just back in the AEW. I don't understand 02:11:37.899 --> 02:11:43.439 why. Didn't he talk a bunch of shit in AEW? About 02:11:43.439 --> 02:11:49.420 AEW? All I'll say about the whole thing is he'll 02:11:49.420 --> 02:11:52.420 do whatever the program is with Omega and then 02:11:52.420 --> 02:11:57.779 he'll be off TV. Then they'll throw him in something 02:11:57.779 --> 02:12:00.329 here and there. That'll be it. He'll be done 02:12:00.329 --> 02:12:02.989 in maybe two. It probably has a two -year contract. 02:12:04.149 --> 02:12:09.550 It feels like it's the same thing with Rusev, 02:12:09.609 --> 02:12:12.170 where it's like he's not getting his way. In 02:12:12.170 --> 02:12:14.130 a way, but I feel like Rusev's run right now 02:12:14.130 --> 02:12:16.789 is going pretty steady. No, no, but I'm saying 02:12:16.789 --> 02:12:21.109 it feels like he's not getting his way, so I'm 02:12:21.109 --> 02:12:25.210 going to go somewhere else. Yeah, definitely. 02:12:26.649 --> 02:12:29.949 That's why he's going back and forth. But plug 02:12:29.949 --> 02:12:36.329 your shit. Follow me at GP O 'Reilly on Facebook, 02:12:36.609 --> 02:12:42.189 YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Pornhub, RedTube, 02:12:42.489 --> 02:12:45.390 OnlyFans. I'm just kidding. I don't have an OnlyFans. 02:12:46.670 --> 02:12:49.029 You know, you keep plugging those. Eventually, 02:12:49.069 --> 02:12:50.869 people are going to look for them. I hope somebody 02:12:50.869 --> 02:12:53.029 finds something of mine. That'd be wild to see. 02:12:53.069 --> 02:12:56.050 Somebody's going to take your face and just do 02:12:56.050 --> 02:12:59.989 AI. And then it would look really authentic, 02:13:00.210 --> 02:13:03.090 too. I'd be impressed. I wouldn't be embarrassed. 02:13:03.310 --> 02:13:04.909 I'd be impressed. I'd be like, damn, this looks 02:13:04.909 --> 02:13:07.630 fucking great. You need to have a fucking 12 02:13:07.630 --> 02:13:11.670 -inch long... God damn. I'm fucking proud of 02:13:11.670 --> 02:13:17.909 you people. Are you wrestling tomorrow? Am I 02:13:17.909 --> 02:13:20.350 wrestling tomorrow? No, I am not. I hate you. 02:13:20.449 --> 02:13:22.170 Do you want to drive? Do you want to come with 02:13:22.170 --> 02:13:26.479 me? Fuck no. Fuck all that driving. No, we're 02:13:26.479 --> 02:13:30.420 going apple picking tomorrow. I'm doing that 02:13:30.420 --> 02:13:36.640 Sunday. You can catch me October 11th in good 02:13:36.640 --> 02:13:40.279 old Gouldsboro, Maine for main event wrestling. 02:13:41.880 --> 02:13:46.500 The following week, seven days after that event. 02:13:47.180 --> 02:13:51.000 There is another main event wrestling show, unconfirmed 02:13:51.000 --> 02:13:53.659 so far. And I'm not booked for both of them. 02:13:53.699 --> 02:13:56.119 Fucking bullshit. Actually, no, I can't be booked 02:13:56.119 --> 02:13:57.880 for that. Just kidding. I have a wedding that 02:13:57.880 --> 02:14:01.859 I'm in. Never mind. So October 11th is definitely 02:14:01.859 --> 02:14:04.939 me. I just got to show up and maybe I get booked 02:14:04.939 --> 02:14:12.050 at this point. October 24th. Yeah, boy. The fucking, 02:14:12.170 --> 02:14:16.189 the man himself, the loudest pop in the motherfucking 02:14:16.189 --> 02:14:19.369 room. We will be at Gino's fucking rock club. 02:14:19.569 --> 02:14:22.770 I can say this with the most confident fucking 02:14:22.770 --> 02:14:25.970 tone in my voice, that there is no one else in 02:14:25.970 --> 02:14:28.949 the fucking room that gets a louder pop than 02:14:28.949 --> 02:14:31.289 me. Because you're grabbing dicks. You're goddamn 02:14:31.289 --> 02:14:34.210 fucking right, and they love the dick grabs, 02:14:34.529 --> 02:14:40.029 okay? They love me grabbing cock. And they will 02:14:40.029 --> 02:14:44.449 pop. Every fucking time for it. And they will 02:14:44.449 --> 02:14:47.449 never stop popping. Their cocks will pop and 02:14:47.449 --> 02:14:51.090 they will rock. I love it how we went from somewhat 02:14:51.090 --> 02:14:54.970 family to this is no longer family. Listen, Doug 02:14:54.970 --> 02:15:00.989 ruined it. Doug did ruin it. At this point, Doug 02:15:00.989 --> 02:15:03.050 has said everything that we wanted to say in 02:15:03.050 --> 02:15:06.970 the beginning. It's off the fucking rails. So 02:15:06.970 --> 02:15:10.390 yeah, October 24th. Gino's Rock Club, Portland, 02:15:10.510 --> 02:15:15.409 Maine, 9 p .m. Don't fucking miss it. Following 02:15:15.409 --> 02:15:19.609 that, I'm not on this show, but I will be attending 02:15:19.609 --> 02:15:21.329 it and everyone else should be attending it. 02:15:22.029 --> 02:15:25.729 Game Changer Wrestling, like Doug was talking 02:15:25.729 --> 02:15:29.789 about, will be in Yarmouth, Maine, for the first 02:15:29.789 --> 02:15:34.130 time ever. Massacre in Maine. What day? Saturday, 02:15:34.369 --> 02:15:38.630 November 8th. They will be at the Yarneth Vets 02:15:38.630 --> 02:15:40.270 Club where Limitless is hosted. Can we just show 02:15:40.270 --> 02:15:42.670 up and help out, or we can't do that? Yeah, well, 02:15:43.229 --> 02:15:47.050 maybe. I think so. It depends on... You probably 02:15:47.050 --> 02:15:50.649 know people in there, right? I know plenty of 02:15:50.649 --> 02:15:54.270 people in there, and if Nick fucking engages 02:15:54.270 --> 02:15:56.109 on that card, I'm getting a fucking reunion, 02:15:56.350 --> 02:15:58.989 if that's the case. If you want people on that 02:15:58.989 --> 02:16:01.229 fucking card that's going to be at that show, 02:16:01.350 --> 02:16:02.869 you should hit them up and see if they need any 02:16:02.869 --> 02:16:06.180 more help. Ring help. I'm sure they have a whole 02:16:06.180 --> 02:16:12.979 crew, but absolutely. Other than that, nothing 02:16:12.979 --> 02:16:16.359 else confirmed. I'm sure there'll be other dates 02:16:16.359 --> 02:16:21.739 in November. December 6th, the return of main 02:16:21.739 --> 02:16:24.920 premiere wrestling will be in Indian Island. 02:16:25.680 --> 02:16:30.000 Winter Warfare is the name of the show. And my 02:16:30.000 --> 02:16:32.680 tag team partner is being booked with somebody 02:16:32.680 --> 02:16:36.000 who is not my tag team. I'm teaming with your 02:16:36.000 --> 02:16:38.899 tag team partner against, oh wait, I can't say. 02:16:38.940 --> 02:16:41.639 I can't really be mad about that, even though 02:16:41.639 --> 02:16:44.719 it really pissed me off. We got to cut this part 02:16:44.719 --> 02:16:48.700 out. I didn't, I didn't say anything here. Redo 02:16:48.700 --> 02:16:54.979 and marker and action. December 6th. I will be 02:16:54.979 --> 02:16:59.780 there. Yeah, because nothing's announced yet. 02:17:00.159 --> 02:17:02.879 It's just the show, not the matches. I'm not... 02:17:02.879 --> 02:17:06.219 This is the plugs. No one's going to be watching 02:17:06.219 --> 02:17:09.579 this. We'll be fine. There's nobody watching. 02:17:09.899 --> 02:17:15.360 At least you've tagged before, so I can't really 02:17:15.360 --> 02:17:20.739 be too mad about it. Yeah. December 6th, MPW. 02:17:20.739 --> 02:17:22.899 You stepped in for the wild before, so it's okay. 02:17:23.680 --> 02:17:26.610 Even though you could have... Called me, Neil. 02:17:28.090 --> 02:17:32.129 And asked if I was taking bookings. That's okay. 02:17:32.209 --> 02:17:34.610 I'm the number one forgettable wrestler in Maine. 02:17:34.690 --> 02:17:38.129 It's okay. Oh, he's still around? Shit. Oh, whatever. 02:17:40.090 --> 02:17:43.450 Anywho. This should not roadblock. Anyways, plug 02:17:43.450 --> 02:17:46.010 your shit. At least I'm actually okay to be around. 02:17:46.190 --> 02:17:51.010 I'm not fucking roadblock. Alright, plug your 02:17:51.010 --> 02:17:55.670 shit. It won't take that long. Exactly. That's 02:17:55.670 --> 02:17:58.889 the sad part. Big Cat, Tyler Adams, Instagram, 02:17:59.170 --> 02:18:05.670 and TikTok, Tyler Adams on Facebook and Twitter, 02:18:05.850 --> 02:18:09.510 X. You can get the Per Sessions Wrestling Podcast 02:18:09.510 --> 02:18:13.909 merch at Brain Buster Tees. Don't forget about 02:18:13.909 --> 02:18:17.670 that. It helps out the channel. Also, like and 02:18:17.670 --> 02:18:21.270 subscribe the channel. It helps us out. Leave 02:18:21.270 --> 02:18:24.500 a comment. It helps out with our algorithm. And 02:18:24.500 --> 02:18:26.260 if you can't watch the show live, you can always 02:18:26.260 --> 02:18:30.440 listen to us on the road with any audio platform, 02:18:30.559 --> 02:18:34.920 Spotify, Apple Podcasts. Give us a five -star 02:18:34.920 --> 02:18:37.440 rating. Helps us out tremendously. Really do 02:18:37.440 --> 02:18:39.700 appreciate that. And, of course, you can find 02:18:39.700 --> 02:18:43.819 Per Sessions on every social media. Some get 02:18:43.819 --> 02:18:47.100 posted more than others. So if you really want 02:18:47.100 --> 02:18:51.579 information, I suggest more Facebook. Facebook 02:18:51.579 --> 02:18:55.299 is the one that gets updated most. So, yeah. 02:18:55.899 --> 02:18:59.459 Wrestling dates, November... It was announced 02:18:59.459 --> 02:19:02.659 for the show, so November 21st, I'll be wrestling 02:19:02.659 --> 02:19:08.100 Adam Ricker. Fucking... I'm not confirmed. I 02:19:08.100 --> 02:19:11.319 don't think I'm doing that show. Sucks. Well, 02:19:11.420 --> 02:19:13.899 has he put out a full card? I don't think he 02:19:13.899 --> 02:19:17.020 put out a full card yet. I think only four matches 02:19:17.020 --> 02:19:21.159 have been announced. There's two more. I... If 02:19:21.159 --> 02:19:24.620 there's a group chat, I'm not even... Okay, so 02:19:24.620 --> 02:19:28.940 probably you're out then. That's okay, because 02:19:28.940 --> 02:19:32.879 like you said, he's only doing six matches. I'm 02:19:32.879 --> 02:19:35.360 okay with that. The anniversary show. I was on 02:19:35.360 --> 02:19:38.819 the first ever Ring War show. Hey, just hit him 02:19:38.819 --> 02:19:41.360 up as an alternate. I was on every single Ring 02:19:41.360 --> 02:19:42.680 War show. Hit him up as an alternate and say, 02:19:42.760 --> 02:19:45.159 I don't know if you're booking me for the show, 02:19:45.260 --> 02:19:49.819 but I'll be an alternate. I'm sure he already 02:19:49.819 --> 02:19:54.020 has alternates. Well, it never hurts. And you 02:19:54.020 --> 02:19:58.899 can always just show up. Don't get involved in 02:19:58.899 --> 02:20:00.280 my match with Ricker because you're a fucking 02:20:00.280 --> 02:20:04.719 sore loser. I wasn't thinking about it, but maybe 02:20:04.719 --> 02:20:06.440 now that you said something, I might fucking 02:20:06.440 --> 02:20:10.860 do it. November 21st, that's been announced. 02:20:11.680 --> 02:20:16.059 I'll be on that show. Tomorrow, I will be heading 02:20:16.059 --> 02:20:19.200 to Fort Fairfield. Is that what it's fucking 02:20:19.200 --> 02:20:21.879 called? You don't even know where I'm fucking 02:20:21.879 --> 02:20:25.219 booked. That's pretty fucking sad. Hey, he reached 02:20:25.219 --> 02:20:28.540 out and said if I was taking bookings. And I 02:20:28.540 --> 02:20:30.760 told him yes. He actually reached out months 02:20:30.760 --> 02:20:33.819 ago. Larry reaches out too, but he stopped reaching 02:20:33.819 --> 02:20:36.260 out because he wanted me to take bookings and 02:20:36.260 --> 02:20:39.479 I just can't do it. Unless I'm carpooling with 02:20:39.479 --> 02:20:43.200 you guys, I can't afford a babysitter and $20 02:20:43.200 --> 02:20:49.479 pay. And then October hasn't been announced, 02:20:49.559 --> 02:20:54.280 but I might be doing something in October. I 02:20:54.280 --> 02:20:56.379 mean, not October. November. November hasn't 02:20:56.379 --> 02:20:58.219 been announced yet. Another show in November. 02:20:58.659 --> 02:21:01.299 I'm not doing any MEW shows, but I might start 02:21:01.299 --> 02:21:04.739 showing up because... Probably be a good idea. 02:21:04.840 --> 02:21:09.840 Support my boy. What? What? Boy? Just one? Dylan 02:21:09.840 --> 02:21:15.120 Vicks. Fuck you. Yeah. Are we good? Are we good? 02:21:15.340 --> 02:21:20.620 I don't know. Are we? Are we good? Listen, I 02:21:20.620 --> 02:21:24.000 would have won that match if fucking Toby fucking 02:21:24.000 --> 02:21:27.600 Nelson, referee, didn't fuck with me. You had 02:21:27.600 --> 02:21:30.920 to use weapons. You had to use weapons. You don't 02:21:30.920 --> 02:21:33.139 even know what the fuck was going on. You didn't 02:21:33.139 --> 02:21:36.639 see shit. I saw you fucking... You didn't see 02:21:36.639 --> 02:21:40.340 me grab nothing. I saw the aftermath because 02:21:40.340 --> 02:21:42.340 he grabbed it away from you and I took the opportunity 02:21:42.340 --> 02:21:45.940 to, you know... make you go to sleep yeah maybe 02:21:45.940 --> 02:21:49.520 he fucking grabbed it and saw the lights i gave 02:21:49.520 --> 02:21:51.639 you two opportunities and you took them i told 02:21:51.639 --> 02:21:53.180 you you get to the opportunity to stare at the 02:21:53.180 --> 02:21:56.260 lights and opportunity to kiss my ass well you 02:21:56.260 --> 02:21:58.200 know what the only opportunity is