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Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode

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of First Sessions Wrestling Podcast. I'm your

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host, the main of main, Big Cat Tyler Adams.

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We didn't catch us live every Friday 9 p .m.

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Eastern Standard Time. Of course, we got the

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nautical nightmare Dylan Nix with us and who

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decided to show up, JP O 'Reilly. JP O'Tizzle.

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JP O'Tizzle. Sorry, I have a lot of important

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things going on here. Apparently so, man. Yeah,

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why is your mic cutting in and out? Is that like

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completely cutting it up? It's like fading. It's

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like his wrestling. It sucks. I don't know. Children,

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behave. Yeah, we got a very important guest coming

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on to talk. You know, we talked a little bit

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before the show. That's why we're a little late.

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I didn't get time to kick y 'all in the dingleberries

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tonight. Yeah. So let's welcome our guest. He

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is the epic guy. You are you. You've been hitting

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the... What? It's already off the rails. Shut

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the fuck up. It's always off the rails. This

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is the per session. Let's get him in here. How's

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it going, buddy? Yeah, it's going. I'm just driving,

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sucking the day's dick. You know what I'm saying?

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Making sure I... Make money so I can fucking

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give it all back to my fucking girlfriend. She's

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got a big fat ass and she eats a lot. So, you

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know, in order to feed that big Dominican booty,

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got to be out here hitting the roads. You know

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what I'm saying? It's what I do. Oh, shit. She's

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going to slap the shit out of me when she hears

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that. She's going to be like, what the fuck did

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you say? All right. Quick fun quote. You're on

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the West Coast, right? Yeah, of course, bro.

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The best coast. I can tell because it's pitch

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black here. It's pitch black here on the East

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Coast. No, no. It's nighttime over here. It's

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just I'm such a fucking star. The fucking sun

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spotlights me the entire time. Yeah. Well, welcome

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to the show. You know, you are very popularly.

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news you know with the iraja stuff and uh we

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definitely want to go over that later on but

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uh um you know finding some things about you

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like looking it up um you know either you do

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a lot of weight lifting and uh we were just talking

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about it before uh with the scaling up uh you

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know you did the podcast with them but you also

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have another channel with them where you catch

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predators and shit like that so we want to talk

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about that as well and of course we'll get to

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the raja stuff last uh but uh do you want to

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just explain to like what got you into wrestling

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it's a long story do you want the true story

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or the fun story uh whatever story you feel like

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telling the fun story So, like, one day, right,

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you know, my girlfriend was changing, and she

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had, like, a thong on, right? But she'd gained

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a little bit of weight, and I looked over, and

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the lights were kind of dim. I got a flashback

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from when, like, Rikishi was doing a stink face

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at the kid. I was like, ah, Rikishi, is that

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you? And I was like, I think I need to become

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a wrestler. And then I became a wrestler. You

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know, it's really... I fuck with my girlfriend

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so bad. I say that to her every now and again.

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She's like, I'm going to fuck you up. No, I became

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a wrestler because my best friend always wanted

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to be in the tag team with me called the Smash

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Bros. Back when I was a power lifter, there's

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videos of us dancing to Hulk Hogan, Real American,

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and I'm squatting 500 pounds on a pause and doing

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a beer bong at the bottom of the squat and then

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coming up. I've done it multiple times. I used

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to do beer bong squats every year for my birthday.

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I'm sitting here curling a 12 -ouncer and you're

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like, yeah, squat 500. It's fine. I'm a 700 plus

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pound squatter in my heyday. I still deadlift

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over 700 pounds. I still bench close to 400.

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My squat, I just did 650 not too long ago. I

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was all proud of myself for doing 320 on a hack

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squat. Well, that's a hack squat, sir. That doesn't

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count because there's no danger in that. You

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get to put the safeties in. The machine can only

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go so low. There's no opportunity for you to

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die. You know what I'm saying? That's legit.

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I want you to think about this. How do you feel

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now? Yeah. Well, let me break this down for you.

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When you're squatting. No, you shouldn't have.

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That was a mistake going into this. Most of my

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life. The thing is. Yeah. Well, I, I, you know,

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we've all been there. You know, I was my dad's

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most expensive mistake. He stole me. So we're

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all here. Welcome to the family. So let me just

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break down squatting for you. Okay. Squatting

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doesn't count on a hack squat. You need to have

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a bar on your back and heavy weight because squatting

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is like eating ass. All right. You need to make

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sure that like you go all the way down and get

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all the way involved in it. And you almost die

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every time. That's the only proper way to do

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it. Holy shit. Yeah, I was told I needed to be

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more professional because AEW and WWE were looking

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at me and stuff like that. Then I watched Triple

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H drop a bunch of F -bombs on Netflix. And I'm

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like, I'm not going to let you steal my thunder,

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buddy. I was funny before I was a wrestler. Did

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you watch the Kill Tony episode that he did?

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No. Oh, my God. He did Kill Tony this past Monday.

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I love him. triple h to drop it literally every

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time he made a joke it was actually triple h

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dropping f -bombs the entire two oh jesus yeah

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it's probably raunchy too like i i'm so proud

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he's a pretty bastard well yeah i mean you're

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supposed to be welcome to humanity nobody's supposed

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to be trimmed and proper in a suit all day like

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in life's a tragedy you know the real reason

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i got into wrestling with my buddy ended up dying

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that's why he's tattooed across my whole face

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right here uh he died at the age of 27 he left

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behind a two -month -old and a seven -year -old

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wow yeah we power lifted together i was like

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a technically professional level international

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elite and he was my whole like reason i got into

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lifting uh for these competitive lifting because

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he would talk so much and then i'd back it up

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and we always joked around and had so much fun

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together we used to do this where We'd wear fanny

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packs and take off all of our clothes and, like,

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roll our underwear up so it looked like we had

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nothing but fanny packs on. And then we would

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run around the Fin Expo and try to find each

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other. We'd start on opposite ends and go, Dad!

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And then we'd, it was like Marco Polo. And then

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we'd find each other and we'd jump into each

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other's arms. It was very homoerotic, but it

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was so much fun. And, yeah. I want to get you

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and we call him Wrestling Dad. His name is Ben.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just watch the magic

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happen. So I tell you that I like to walk around

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naked and now you're trying to get me in a room

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with a guy named Dad? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,

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I mean, that is true. Dude, we caught a pirate

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in the last one. What? Is that the pirate or

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just the cosplaying pirate? No, he had one leg,

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so he's a fucking pirate. It is international

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talk like a pirate day, so that's just fantastic,

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actually. He had a fucking peg leg and he fucking

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showed up with a fucking dick extender and a

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gold vibrator and some lidocaine lube and a jar

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of Nutella and some other shit. And then I knew

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that he requested a Nutella, so I door -dashed

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a giant jar of Nutella. So I asked him when we

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were interviewing, where's your Nutella at, huh?

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Where's it at? And then he found it. I said,

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mine's bigger. And I pulled out my jar of Nutella.

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I have no questions about almost any of that

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until the jar of Nutella. I'm just going to wait.

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He wasn't in shape. You know, he was a guy who

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didn't like to diet, do any of that stuff. You

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know, he needed the calories. And I even told

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him, too. I got mad at him because I said, that

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little jar of Nutella that you brought has 5

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,400 calories in it. You're trying to give this

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decoy diabetes? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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You know? Let alone you're trying to be a raper.

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You know what I mean? Like, you're trying to

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do rape to people and stuff, and now you're trying

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to get them fat, too, and spike their cholesterol

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and give them diabetes? Like, what kind of monster

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are you? Fuck! I think I found the video. I'm

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trying to find it. I'm trying to find it. Cats

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are here watching videos. I see it on the table.

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I'm trying to find where you talk about it. They

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might have edited it. Yeah, it wouldn't surprise

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me. What got you guys into doing this shit? Just

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one day you guys thought it would be a good idea

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to go and catch these fuckers and record it?

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No, I've always... I've always had a thing for

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finding people that try to fuck kids and attacking

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them. Even when I was wrestling, I didn't like

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the way certain adults would talk to the teenage

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girl that we had as a champion when I was at

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box. And I would start to key in on their behaviors.

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And if I didn't like anything, if I saw flirting,

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if I saw something I didn't like, if I saw them

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trying to hand her a weed pen, I would be up

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their ass. And there was no winning that argument

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once I started. Yeah. I got little girls in the

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family, and they mean the world to me. I think

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of them when I see these kids. So then I'm like,

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okay, if I wouldn't want it done to the people

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that I love more than anything in the world,

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that means nobody's doing it ever if I ever find

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out about it. So that's kind of my take on that.

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I love my community. I want to make it better.

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and then i got started because my buddy ian who's

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a professional boxer ian morgan he's also a drunk

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pirate uh have you guys watched did you see my

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uh instagram uh just recently have you guys seen

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my the pinned uh reel that i have up there where

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i slinging the beer cans around with the guy

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in the ring how dare you you invite me on a show

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and you guys don't like Spam watch my shit and

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like you know You're gonna have me on the show

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you guys should have been rubbing your nipples

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and watching my videos at the same time Who's

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your guys's favorite fucking wrestler oh shit

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Of all time or like right now yeah, just say

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who's your favorite wrestler all time It doesn't

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matter if Sting's your favorite fucking wrestler,

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because I'm your favorite fucking wrestler now.

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That's the fucking point I'm making. Nobody gives

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a fuck who the fuck your favorite wrestler was.

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Right now, and forever on, The Epic is your favorite

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fucking wrestler. You're fucking welcome. I'm

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getting broke. Fucking damn it. I'm getting broke.

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Fucking amateurs. If you want to watch, I want

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to watch Sting. Like, what the fuck? Like, you're

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a part of an insect that stings somebody? Like,

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what is a sting? You know? Like, the fucking

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syphilis you get when you fucking have sex with

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somebody you shouldn't have? That stings, apparently.

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So I've heard. Yeah, gonorrhea? Like, what is

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a sting, okay? I'm your favorite fucking wrestler.

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Cody Rhodes? I don't give a fuck what road he

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came from or where he traveled. American nightmare.

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Can I think it's a second video on this I was

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gonna say this it is That is a very beautiful

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Yes, I did see this yeah, that's Ian that's the

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drunk pirate he met scaling up before I met them

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because Tanner from scaling up was gonna try

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to box a guy named big SC boy who's in the strength

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world and Ian trained Tanner at boxing where

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they sparred together and Tanner found out that

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Ian is fat, round, and fast and would knock the

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snot out of your face. He hits like a fucking

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tank and he moves like a fucking gazelle. I hate

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him. Bro, no, he's so fucking annoying because

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he shows up and he's got these buff, muscled

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legs and his beer belly and he's sitting there

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with his hairy stomach and his fucking bald,

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stupid fucking head. And he's stronger than any

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person I've ever met, pound for pound. I trained

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him how to deadlift. His fourth ever deadlift,

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he deadlifted to 650 pounds. Jesus. He squats,

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like, 500 for reps, and he doesn't squat ever.

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Okay? And then he's faster than anybody. He beat

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my buddy Casey at a sprint. And Casey's a professional

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athlete. So, like, I hate him. He'll do, like,

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the back rolls where he pops up. He does everything

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perfect. He just so annoying he's so gifted athletic

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So I ruin it yeah, I have to talk shit about

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him Look at him you're just like I'm just no

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and they just do shit Yeah, this guy looks like

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fucking Dan Aykroyd and he's over here just sleeping

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people at boxing matches like you know like It's

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fucking stupid. And then everyone says, oh, is

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that your brother? First of all, I'm in shape.

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Don't you ever say that on his fucking brother.

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It's funny. My family came from Warsaw, Poland.

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And he's Jewish on his mom's side. They're practicing,

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you know what I mean? And I've always been trying

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to find out where my family comes from. And then

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you look at the lineage, and I might have the

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Jewishness in my ancestors. So we always joke

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about it. We're the same. We look the same too.

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Same nose, the same features. It's beautiful.

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So do you do any boxing matches at all? No, I

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hate boxing. Here's something you guys might

00:15:09.100 --> 00:15:11.820
not know about me. I actually tried to get to

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a show with a synagogue and I want to fully start

00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:22.289
practicing Judaism. That's cool. Yeah, it's because,

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you know, their religion is kind of like, there

00:15:24.350 --> 00:15:26.070
is a God, there isn't a God, there's just rules.

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You know, like, I'm very curious. I like the

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way, I like the principles that they have. So

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I'm like, you know what? It'll work out. Let's

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see where we're at. And then Ian's Jewish. All

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my friends are Jewish. So, I don't know how that

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worked out. One of those weird little quirks

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of life where you're just kind of like, well,

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this just happened. yeah and then there's a whole

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calling my family literally immigrated here during

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world war ii from warsaw poland so you know we

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were on the wrong side of that war yeah yeah

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yikes yeah now if you guys want to talk about

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uh how i got into uh wrestling though it was

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all aid related uh instances uh i say the guy

00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:15.370
from a burning truck Or tried to save him. He

00:16:15.370 --> 00:16:17.289
got stuck in there. And then the fire department

00:16:17.289 --> 00:16:19.549
did the rest of the saving. But, you know, I

00:16:19.549 --> 00:16:21.450
did a lot to break the door open. The whole thing

00:16:21.450 --> 00:16:23.289
caught fire. Crazy incident. Anyways, washed

00:16:23.289 --> 00:16:26.309
the blood out of my hair. And then I told my

00:16:26.309 --> 00:16:28.750
girlfriend, I'm either going to die. God's going

00:16:28.750 --> 00:16:31.809
to take me home. Or I'm going to get re -platformed.

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Because I was canceled off the interwebs. Because

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people are so sensitive. And then, sure enough,

00:16:37.970 --> 00:16:39.669
somebody comes up and goes, Rikishi's my uncle.

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And that guy lied to me because he's not his

00:16:41.769 --> 00:16:44.830
uncle. Then I said I'm gonna get replatformed.

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I'll be arrested. So that's the rest of the story.

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Oh Did he even look Samoan to be believable?

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No, no, he's actually the guy the cowboy hat

00:16:57.669 --> 00:17:07.430
the Roger incident that lies about Yeah, he's

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a fucking chronic liar Like so we've I don't

00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:12.940
want to bring I don't want to bring his name

00:17:12.940 --> 00:17:19.259
up or give up any more Yeah, I just say Louie

00:17:19.259 --> 00:17:23.099
we sat and watched the I edited the whole lot

00:17:23.099 --> 00:17:25.980
kick stream From like, you know what incident

00:17:25.980 --> 00:17:29.079
is an incident and you can literally watch his

00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.700
what he says on camera In on the kick stream.

00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:34.839
It's like oh, yeah, this guy's a piece of shit.

00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:38.089
Yeah. Oh, yeah yeah it's so good it's like you're

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willing to open the lie and then jbl is like

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oh all right you know i believe him i think he

00:17:43.509 --> 00:17:45.369
did a good job clearing his name and he's just

00:17:45.369 --> 00:17:48.549
trying to like save his face a little bit but

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that wasn't a good look no did you watch the

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video that's not a good look you think yeah jesus

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i was in the chat too that was the best part

00:18:01.849 --> 00:18:09.339
all right dude i'm the king of petty I'm a fucking

00:18:09.339 --> 00:18:12.359
petty dude. If you fuck with me or you've done

00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:14.960
wrong in the world and you've hurt people and

00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:17.160
I find out about it and I can do something about

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it, I will be up your ass and I will find ways

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to fuck with you. I just hate bullies. I hate

00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:28.599
shitty people. Speaking of all that event too,

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were you trained in Knox Pro or were you just

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working with them? I know I was trained by them

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Ricky. She's the best coach anyone could ever

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have but he's he's not if he would have been

00:18:42.730 --> 00:18:44.269
there That incident would have never happened.

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No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've all said that so he

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Like with everything that happened He must be

00:18:52.289 --> 00:18:54.930
like it must be devastating to him because he

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you know, they tell me the WWE ID contract from

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him and you know Which is embarrassing like in

00:19:03.269 --> 00:19:06.640
all kinds of stuff. I actually I want to go back

00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.920
and train with him from time to time. But I do

00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:14.059
have an issue with some of the people that are

00:19:14.059 --> 00:19:16.759
there and some of the people that said they quit.

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Well, there's a whole thing. People quit because

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they said they didn't know about a certain incident

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or thing that happened. So they were trying to

00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:26.460
feign ignorance. Like, I didn't know. And then

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they put a whole grandstand on the Internet.

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Like, I'm quitting. I can't believe this went

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on under my nose. I should have known better.

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Like, no, I tried. attack that person and hurt

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them multiple times because i thought that they

00:19:39.380 --> 00:19:44.079
were not good people and you know these people

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put up with that and stuck up for that and had

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this person over their house and there's that

00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:50.519
incident that i don't want to get into but there's

00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:53.440
that thing then there's the person that told

00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:55.519
me something bad might happen who was also the

00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:59.140
booker uh who's still there and i don't want

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to see his ass And, like, you know, I wasn't

00:20:01.980 --> 00:20:03.380
going to throw him under the bus or anything

00:20:03.380 --> 00:20:05.660
like that. And I thought, like, maybe I'd be

00:20:05.660 --> 00:20:08.119
peaceful. But then I just, the more I think about

00:20:08.119 --> 00:20:12.380
it, and I'm like, fuck that guy. I was running

00:20:12.380 --> 00:20:14.619
into the ring and fucking made eye contact with

00:20:14.619 --> 00:20:19.680
you on my way in. You know, like, you were a

00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:22.000
part of the whole thing in the back. If you didn't

00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.779
think you were so special, like, the way that

00:20:23.779 --> 00:20:25.519
he acted and the way that people acted, like,

00:20:25.539 --> 00:20:27.759
you know how seniors act in high school? Like,

00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:30.759
they're above everybody. Oh, yeah. yeah like

00:20:30.759 --> 00:20:33.019
you only want to be my friend when i can do something

00:20:33.019 --> 00:20:36.960
for you uh kind of kind of personality like and

00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:39.380
then after it's all said and done you go and

00:20:39.380 --> 00:20:41.500
you fucking have me go out there like i'm a fucking

00:20:41.500 --> 00:20:44.619
attack dog and not even do nothing like i don't

00:20:44.619 --> 00:20:46.839
know so i don't want to see that person i don't

00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:51.099
want to see the other people uh so like and it

00:20:51.099 --> 00:20:53.619
has nothing to do with rikishi so when i go there

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i need to go with a clear mind no hate or anger

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in my heart And be able to ignore those people,

00:21:00.869 --> 00:21:03.049
train with Rikichi, and then leave and never

00:21:03.049 --> 00:21:06.950
talk to those people. Right. See, and that was

00:21:06.950 --> 00:21:08.630
the crazy thing, too, about the whole thing,

00:21:08.670 --> 00:21:11.630
which... If I go, I still might not, because

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I don't know if I can do that. I don't know how

00:21:13.549 --> 00:21:16.950
to face it. I get that. Maybe, you know, sometimes

00:21:16.950 --> 00:21:20.109
you could maybe throw a chat out to them and

00:21:20.109 --> 00:21:22.529
say, hey, is there, like, we have, like, an off

00:21:22.529 --> 00:21:24.549
-day training session or whatever, where it's

00:21:24.549 --> 00:21:27.750
just you and me type thing, just to, you know,

00:21:28.380 --> 00:21:30.559
stay away from the people that are causing problems.

00:21:31.099 --> 00:21:34.799
That's true. He's busy. They'll come back and

00:21:34.799 --> 00:21:37.619
kiss his ass. The problem is they'll come back

00:21:37.619 --> 00:21:39.700
and kiss his ass and pretend like they were perfect

00:21:39.700 --> 00:21:44.019
saints and they never knew. It's just one of

00:21:44.019 --> 00:21:47.099
those situations. They're playing ratty games

00:21:47.099 --> 00:21:48.839
where they're trying to get information on my

00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:52.619
buddy who just did a podcast. Everyone knows

00:21:52.619 --> 00:21:54.220
what you're doing. Every adult knows what you're

00:21:54.220 --> 00:21:56.619
trying to do. Everyone knows how you acted before.

00:21:57.319 --> 00:21:58.759
You know, you guys want to sit there and play

00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:01.920
this little power trip game where you guys all

00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:05.180
think that by somehow positioning yourself over

00:22:05.180 --> 00:22:11.000
people, it makes you more valuable. But it's

00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.839
like you're so self -serving, you're able to

00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:16.819
knock down everybody else that has talent. For

00:22:16.819 --> 00:22:19.920
me, I was always the number one ticket seller.

00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:22.920
But then I also went as far as to even buy a

00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:25.869
new pickup truck that had a... a ladder rack

00:22:25.869 --> 00:22:27.950
or a full rack on it so i can help move stuff

00:22:27.950 --> 00:22:29.829
for all of our shows and do stuff for the shows

00:22:29.829 --> 00:22:33.890
right and though i would i work five to five

00:22:33.890 --> 00:22:36.230
and some nights i would leave the domain after

00:22:36.230 --> 00:22:38.309
training and helping build the place with my

00:22:38.309 --> 00:22:40.730
bare hands and buying tools and building the

00:22:40.730 --> 00:22:42.549
floor and all this other that i was doing for

00:22:42.549 --> 00:22:44.390
them and i would leave there like one in the

00:22:44.390 --> 00:22:50.009
morning and you know just so these people would

00:22:50.009 --> 00:22:54.460
complain and and cry over over me doing too much.

00:22:54.460 --> 00:22:56.819
I think that somehow I'm going to get favored

00:22:56.819 --> 00:22:59.700
because they're all trying to get favored. Then

00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:01.720
I get a message saying that it doesn't matter

00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.640
how much sweat equity you put in this place or

00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:05.700
how many tickets you sell, it doesn't help you

00:23:05.700 --> 00:23:10.880
out here. You're not trying to do it to get favored.

00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:12.740
You're just trying to do it because it needs

00:23:12.740 --> 00:23:17.740
to get done. I'm like, all right, well, fuck

00:23:17.740 --> 00:23:22.140
it then. Who else would have done that if you

00:23:22.140 --> 00:23:26.079
didn't do it? Yeah, exactly. A lot of these fucking

00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:29.599
people don't work. Yeah, exactly. And the thing

00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:32.640
is, too, it's like, you know, I go and I do these

00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:35.680
shows and I get told, hey, we got a Brock Lesnar

00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:38.160
problem when it comes to booking you. Is it a

00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:40.920
Brock Lesnar problem or is it you're a five foot

00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:44.160
seven fat out of shape dude who thinks that you're

00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:48.480
some Aztec warrior and you want to be Mr. Pachinko

00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:51.880
and you. book yourself and you're always the

00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:53.740
heavyweight champion and you're always putting

00:23:53.740 --> 00:23:56.460
the title on yourself and you don't want attention

00:23:56.460 --> 00:23:58.420
to go to anyone else because you want it to be

00:23:58.420 --> 00:24:04.140
all about you. I think that's the case. I woke

00:24:04.140 --> 00:24:06.680
up really violent today, so if you guys ask questions,

00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:11.599
I'm bringing the fucking heat. I'm just tired.

00:24:11.980 --> 00:24:15.839
I'm fed up with shit. I'm glad to say it's not

00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:20.680
in Maine that shit happens. trust me, that happens

00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.579
around here a little bit too. So all three of

00:24:22.579 --> 00:24:25.319
us just went, huh? No, we know exactly what you're

00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:29.759
talking about. Not naming names or nothing, but

00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:32.200
just kind of like, hey, okay, yeah, yeah. We

00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:35.079
get that. That's how I got canceled. I got canceled

00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.279
because somebody took a screenshot of me with

00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:39.839
feathers in my hair on Thanksgiving. So my girlfriend's

00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:41.380
grandma put them in my hair. They're all from

00:24:41.380 --> 00:24:44.140
Ecuador and the Dominican. And we had Muslims

00:24:44.140 --> 00:24:47.299
and everybody over. Like I was the only white.

00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:50.519
Only English -speaking person there. So I said,

00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:52.960
what a beautiful country we live in. Like, we

00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:54.759
should be happy that we can be around so many

00:24:54.759 --> 00:24:58.880
cultures and speak so many languages. Oh. Oh.

00:24:59.279 --> 00:25:04.640
Oh. Oh, shit. He just got canceled. Doc, come

00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:09.400
back. No. Does Zuck just... Some of Zuckerberg

00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:14.759
jumped in this. It was laughing part of the culture.

00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:21.579
We've got some people here saying stuff. My mom's

00:25:21.579 --> 00:25:24.859
got the Polish in her, so she's the one that'll

00:25:24.859 --> 00:25:26.799
be like, why are you not picking up? Call me

00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:28.559
back. Are you okay? Is everything all right?

00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.839
Are things fine? Are you okay? How's your mental

00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:32.680
health? Is your mental health okay? Why are you

00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:37.799
not answering my first 10 calls? My mom is French

00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:40.160
-Irish, so she likes to switch everything backwards.

00:25:40.859 --> 00:25:43.880
um so like really important she'll text me but

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.819
like the dumbest like where are the keys to the

00:25:45.819 --> 00:25:48.900
four -wheeler she'll call me i love that yeah

00:25:48.900 --> 00:25:51.680
my work she calls me i'm like panicking because

00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:53.859
i'm like oh is my dad okay what's going on no

00:25:53.859 --> 00:25:55.759
she's asking where the keys to the formula are

00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:58.700
which dad had in his pocket the entire time You

00:25:58.700 --> 00:26:01.440
better fucking know that. I had no clue. It had

00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:03.380
been two weeks since I've been there. How dare

00:26:03.380 --> 00:26:06.619
you? It's just fucking crazy how crazy people

00:26:06.619 --> 00:26:10.240
are that they see somebody successful and the

00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:12.380
first thing they want to do is ruin their life.

00:26:13.220 --> 00:26:16.759
Yeah. That's always my biggest fear is the internet.

00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.000
Especially how popular you are now. Yeah, and

00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:24.720
I speak it out verbally a lot. to me like if

00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:26.200
somebody were to do that it would be kind of

00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:27.799
funny because if they actually knew what i'm

00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:29.259
getting into that's why i brought up the fact

00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:31.660
that i am going to go to show and i am going

00:26:31.660 --> 00:26:35.019
to try to fully get involved in the jewish religion

00:26:35.019 --> 00:26:36.900
because i'm getting older and i want to be more

00:26:36.900 --> 00:26:39.500
involved in faith and then ian's having a son

00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:43.700
uh his name is atlas and you know he's gonna

00:26:43.700 --> 00:26:46.099
fully convert him over and i want to be more

00:26:46.099 --> 00:26:49.880
involved with their life you know yeah if my

00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:53.400
buddy phil Jewish my buddy Eric Silverman Jewish

00:26:53.400 --> 00:26:57.839
My buddy Jason Robinson the Jewish like Yeah,

00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.640
everybody Aaron Jewish, but they're all Jewish

00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:03.319
like I don't know what you do Well, the homeboy

00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:05.099
the last name Silverman is Jewish the hell you

00:27:05.099 --> 00:27:11.539
say? Yeah, that's a very popular shooting We

00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:13.960
got some chats in here too, by the way we get

00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:17.819
a Crap you said how do y 'all thank you Doug

00:27:17.819 --> 00:27:20.900
for acting with no many did not I think we all

00:27:20.900 --> 00:27:25.019
said that. How crazy it was that it was a multi

00:27:25.019 --> 00:27:30.119
-man match and it took you to stop what was happening.

00:27:30.539 --> 00:27:33.059
Yeah, that was kind of insane. It's fucking crazy.

00:27:33.140 --> 00:27:35.859
There were at least another four or five people.

00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:39.000
And then, of course, what we found out was a

00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:45.200
17 -year -old in the ring trying to... Sorry,

00:27:46.059 --> 00:27:49.059
I've got to correct that. He's 18 now, guys.

00:27:49.140 --> 00:27:52.299
He told me, Doug. Oh, he's 18 now. I'm a man.

00:27:52.779 --> 00:28:04.259
And he's a man. It's still crazy that it didn't

00:28:04.259 --> 00:28:08.359
have to take you jumping in from the back to

00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:12.480
stop what was going on. We talked about this,

00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:13.900
I think it was a couple weeks ago when we brought

00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:18.289
this up again. This business, you're supposed

00:28:18.289 --> 00:28:20.089
to be protecting each other. Everybody knows

00:28:20.089 --> 00:28:24.670
what a work punch and what a shoot is. If there

00:28:24.670 --> 00:28:27.609
was any of us around this area and that was one

00:28:27.609 --> 00:28:30.710
of our friends, we would be in that fucking ring

00:28:30.710 --> 00:28:34.730
immediately stopping it. We even made the joke,

00:28:34.750 --> 00:28:36.950
like I said, our wrestling dad. That was one

00:28:36.950 --> 00:28:39.769
of us because he's one of the trainers for our

00:28:39.769 --> 00:28:44.430
school, the Limitless Dojo. It was one of the

00:28:44.430 --> 00:28:48.529
students and that happened to him. we would have

00:28:48.529 --> 00:28:52.230
to be pulling him off of them. Oh, yeah. He would

00:28:52.230 --> 00:28:56.710
commit a felony real fast. So it's just crazy

00:28:56.710 --> 00:29:03.150
that it took you to step in and literally just

00:29:03.150 --> 00:29:06.309
watch basically almost a murder happen in the

00:29:06.309 --> 00:29:10.750
ring. Yeah, honestly, it is crazy to me. The

00:29:10.750 --> 00:29:13.029
more I think about it, it's like... And then

00:29:13.029 --> 00:29:15.009
I don't know if you guys saw the back angle video

00:29:15.009 --> 00:29:17.509
where I was throwing punches. I don't know if

00:29:17.509 --> 00:29:22.329
you saw the process. I've been trying to find

00:29:22.329 --> 00:29:25.349
other videos or whatever because I didn't see

00:29:25.349 --> 00:29:28.369
it, but I heard that somebody covered Stu afterwards,

00:29:28.690 --> 00:29:32.009
after the whole thing happened. That angle video

00:29:32.009 --> 00:29:39.069
shows me throwing punches from that angle. like

00:29:39.069 --> 00:29:41.250
that's why when i did him in a corner he slipped

00:29:41.250 --> 00:29:43.230
and after out of my under hook when everyone

00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:45.970
got under me and him and they got to distance

00:29:45.970 --> 00:29:48.569
it took my under hook away and he slipped it

00:29:48.569 --> 00:29:50.309
through that punch and he actually cut my eye

00:29:50.309 --> 00:29:53.349
open so i head butt him when as soon as he punched

00:29:53.349 --> 00:29:55.069
me i that's what i looked at him and head butt

00:29:55.069 --> 00:29:57.569
him immediately and then i threw a left i threw

00:29:57.569 --> 00:29:59.910
a hook on the hand and then i went flushed him

00:29:59.910 --> 00:30:02.069
in the forehead and the right uh right and he

00:30:02.069 --> 00:30:03.690
had his guard up pretty good he had a tight little

00:30:03.690 --> 00:30:06.450
guard uh but then right when i was gonna throw

00:30:06.450 --> 00:30:09.599
more uh, my buddy, his characters, uh, Ray Rico

00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.279
pulled me off of him and he was trying to remind

00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:15.099
me, Hey, there's kids like, you know, like fucking,

00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.460
you know, like got to fuck down. And then he,

00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:20.500
he also had to stop me from going outside too,

00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:22.799
because after Roger was left to walk out, I found

00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.500
out and I said, fuck that. And I went outside

00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:28.039
to go fight him again. Oh shit. That's what he

00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:30.119
took. Yeah. No, I lost my shit. When I saw the

00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:32.319
blood pour down on my chest, I lost my absolute

00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:36.380
shit. I get that because I'm a little bit like

00:30:36.380 --> 00:30:38.440
that when I've been in three fights in my entire

00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:41.200
life. Getting hit, I just kind of usually laugh,

00:30:41.339 --> 00:30:43.019
but if I see blood, I'm like, oh, okay, now you

00:30:43.019 --> 00:30:46.619
die. Yeah, I go for the throw. Typically, if

00:30:46.619 --> 00:30:49.240
you get me into a fight, I go for the pain, but

00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:52.940
I would just try to control it a little bit,

00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.519
but if somebody gets my adrenaline going too

00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.480
much, I am notorious. If I throw a tantrum, I'll

00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:02.240
just put it this way. When I throw tantrums,

00:31:02.589 --> 00:31:05.710
I'm inconsolable. From the moment I was born

00:31:05.710 --> 00:31:08.450
and put in this world, the minute I lose it,

00:31:08.569 --> 00:31:12.130
I bite, I scratch, I gouge eyes, I'll bite facial

00:31:12.130 --> 00:31:15.609
features. I don't care. I wish I wasn't that

00:31:15.609 --> 00:31:17.250
way, but those are natural reactions for me.

00:31:19.190 --> 00:31:21.769
That's what I'm saying. Someone in the chat,

00:31:21.910 --> 00:31:23.730
and I'm sure you heard this, I guess Raja got

00:31:23.730 --> 00:31:28.829
arrested today? No, yesterday. Yesterday. I did

00:31:28.829 --> 00:31:31.130
a video on it. And then my buddies from Scaling

00:31:31.130 --> 00:31:34.690
Up came over with half a gallon of milk. I saw

00:31:34.690 --> 00:31:37.890
that. I was watching that before you came on.

00:31:38.029 --> 00:31:42.170
You guys were discussing that. Speaking of another

00:31:42.170 --> 00:31:50.119
thing I forgot to mention. Eric is Jewish. Oh,

00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:52.500
that's that. I was talking about how many of

00:31:52.500 --> 00:31:54.960
the people in my life are Jewish. I'm caught

00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:57.980
that up. I was like, wait. It took a second.

00:31:58.059 --> 00:31:59.839
I was like, wait a minute. Easy there, you bigot.

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:04.099
We have a buddy named Eric. And I was like, Eric's

00:32:04.099 --> 00:32:08.059
Jewish? We have a buddy named Eric Johnson. How

00:32:08.059 --> 00:32:10.599
the fuck do you know Eric Johnson? That's where

00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:15.140
our brains went. Eric Koneski from Scaling Up.

00:32:16.019 --> 00:32:20.289
To me, Those are like, I listen to God a lot.

00:32:20.390 --> 00:32:21.910
And that's how I got into wrestling. I told you

00:32:21.910 --> 00:32:24.069
guys, I felt like God was going to take my life

00:32:24.069 --> 00:32:25.690
or I was going to get re -platformed, right?

00:32:26.250 --> 00:32:29.069
So I look at all the parts and pieces around

00:32:29.069 --> 00:32:31.190
my life and I'm like, what's my next step? Where

00:32:31.190 --> 00:32:33.410
am I going with this? And it doesn't mean I got

00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:35.910
to fully convert, but I'm just, I have to go

00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:37.990
place my curiosity in all of this. Like, why

00:32:37.990 --> 00:32:41.289
are all these people around me? So we do have

00:32:41.289 --> 00:32:42.930
a question here in the chat, which is a good

00:32:42.930 --> 00:32:45.029
one. Have you worked any shows since the incident?

00:32:45.569 --> 00:32:50.150
No. No? no oh wait wait wait i did show up i

00:32:50.150 --> 00:32:52.130
got invited to hollywood championship wrestling

00:32:52.130 --> 00:32:54.869
and they asked me if i brought my yeah they asked

00:32:54.869 --> 00:32:56.930
me if i brought my gear and i said it's covered

00:32:56.930 --> 00:32:59.970
in blood so now i showed up just to show up to

00:32:59.970 --> 00:33:02.069
get out because like i need to get some i need

00:33:02.069 --> 00:33:06.250
to like i wanted to get the energy out of me

00:33:06.250 --> 00:33:10.769
in public um so my buddy alex uh his name is

00:33:10.769 --> 00:33:13.049
alex his working name is alex invited me and

00:33:13.049 --> 00:33:16.710
a guy named emir the master uh invited me and

00:33:16.710 --> 00:33:18.730
i have a new project coming now i got some i

00:33:18.730 --> 00:33:20.789
got some some heat to drop for you guys on rlb

00:33:20.789 --> 00:33:23.150
so i'll be in hollywood championship wrestling

00:33:23.150 --> 00:33:27.109
on tuesday uh the same place i was at and they

00:33:27.109 --> 00:33:30.690
had me walk out as the bodyguard to the heel

00:33:30.690 --> 00:33:33.329
uh who's the champion and i'm like i'm a super

00:33:33.329 --> 00:33:35.250
baby face right now but you want me to be a heel

00:33:35.250 --> 00:33:39.410
like yeah yeah it was so funny some guy was like

00:33:39.410 --> 00:33:42.309
yeah some guy was yelling at me like you're not

00:33:42.309 --> 00:33:45.150
lance archer Fuck you. You're not Lance Archer.

00:33:45.269 --> 00:33:47.990
Bootleg ass Lance Archer. Chivu Lance Archer.

00:33:48.170 --> 00:33:51.470
Do you get Lance Archer more than Aleister Black?

00:33:52.069 --> 00:33:55.150
When I have my hair red, I get Lance Archer.

00:33:55.230 --> 00:33:59.750
When I have my regular hair, I get Aleister Black.

00:34:00.950 --> 00:34:04.269
I can see it. It never fucking stops. But I told

00:34:04.269 --> 00:34:06.670
that guy, he's like, oh, you're not this. You're

00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:08.210
not that. I was like, I'm still your fucking

00:34:08.210 --> 00:34:10.469
daddy, you fat prick. And the fucking audience

00:34:10.469 --> 00:34:14.179
is like, oh, shit. I was like, you want me to

00:34:14.179 --> 00:34:16.840
be a heel? Let's fucking go. Who wants this shit?

00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:22.539
Yeah. Some guy was like, fucking, our match is

00:34:22.539 --> 00:34:24.760
going on. I think I told somebody, I was like,

00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.719
focus on your ugly wife and quit looking over

00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:31.840
here. I don't give a shit, bro. I go for the

00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:36.800
throat. So prior to all of this happening, what

00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:41.099
was your biggest match that you've had in your

00:34:41.099 --> 00:34:44.179
career? leading up to all Raja and everything

00:34:44.179 --> 00:34:46.579
and getting blown up on the internet. What was

00:34:46.579 --> 00:34:52.420
the biggest match you've had? I was doing tag

00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:55.880
stuff with Alex Ace. My singles matches, I wrestled

00:34:55.880 --> 00:35:01.739
Reno, Anna White, Rikishi's cousin. Solo, I did

00:35:01.739 --> 00:35:04.380
a couple of handicap matches where I just dragged

00:35:04.380 --> 00:35:07.940
people. I had a whole thing where I was going

00:35:07.940 --> 00:35:09.880
up against the Samoans. It was me versus all

00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:13.949
the Samoans, basically. Did you get stuck with

00:35:13.949 --> 00:35:19.489
Offa? With who? With Offa. Dude, I was in the

00:35:19.489 --> 00:35:21.650
ring with Offa Jr. for a second. So we were doing

00:35:21.650 --> 00:35:26.869
a hardcore tag team thing in Vegas. Like a rumble,

00:35:26.889 --> 00:35:30.210
right? And we had chairs and ladders and tables,

00:35:30.230 --> 00:35:33.309
shit flying everywhere. And Offa Jr. came in

00:35:33.309 --> 00:35:36.929
and I fucking hear the crowd pop because he hit

00:35:36.929 --> 00:35:39.269
somebody with a chair. And he was putting it

00:35:39.269 --> 00:35:41.730
back together and he's all fired up. And I looked

00:35:41.730 --> 00:35:43.570
and I was like, oh, I'm going to get him going.

00:35:43.750 --> 00:35:46.289
So I ran at him and said, swing that shit, pussy.

00:35:46.530 --> 00:35:49.070
And he fucking just, bam, and he broke the chair

00:35:49.070 --> 00:35:51.250
off my head. And I bumped onto the concrete for

00:35:51.250 --> 00:35:53.289
him. And he's trying not to laugh because I'm

00:35:53.289 --> 00:35:56.869
cracking up. I had to roll into the curtain and

00:35:56.869 --> 00:36:01.110
I was like, loser. I had so much fun. And then

00:36:01.110 --> 00:36:06.710
Hoka from Reality of Wrestling and Ati were a

00:36:06.710 --> 00:36:11.639
team. And I absolutely love Ati. That guy is

00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:15.079
one of my most favorite fucking people I've ever

00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:17.480
had the pleasure of sharing a ring with. I told

00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:20.360
him, like, hey, dude, like, I want to rest because

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.420
we're going to be in here for a while. So if

00:36:22.420 --> 00:36:25.760
you're by the steel barricades, I need you to

00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.760
do me a favor. Stay there for a second. But when

00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.360
you see me, get the fuck out of the way because

00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:33.460
I'm going to spear it. And he goes, what? I'm

00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:35.139
like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to fucking eat that

00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:36.960
shit. I'm going to try to break the barricade.

00:36:37.139 --> 00:36:39.360
And he goes, don't do that. It's crazy. I'm like,

00:36:39.380 --> 00:36:41.309
I'm going to do it. And I said, get a kendo stick

00:36:41.309 --> 00:36:45.210
to break it off my head. So I saw him and I speared

00:36:45.210 --> 00:36:46.849
the barricade and I hit that shit. I was like,

00:36:46.889 --> 00:36:48.809
oh, that was way stiffer than I thought. And

00:36:48.809 --> 00:36:50.289
I'm just laying there like that was a mistake.

00:36:50.769 --> 00:36:54.489
Oh, my God. That sucks so bad. And then he grabs

00:36:54.489 --> 00:36:56.769
the kendo stick and I'm like, oh, damn it. And

00:36:56.769 --> 00:36:59.230
we we kind of like talk a little bit about this.

00:36:59.929 --> 00:37:02.769
Yeah. Yeah. So he got up like that. And then

00:37:02.769 --> 00:37:04.349
he hit me in like the side of the head and cut

00:37:04.349 --> 00:37:06.409
my ear and my side of my head open. And it just

00:37:06.409 --> 00:37:09.420
like. And I was like, fuck it. And then I told

00:37:09.420 --> 00:37:10.920
him, do it again. I'm looking at him like, get

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.420
me. So he fucking square flushed down the center

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:16.320
of the head. And I laughed. And when I was falling

00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:19.219
forward, I ball tapped him. And we're both laying

00:37:19.219 --> 00:37:21.760
on the ground laughing our ass off, just taking

00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:26.039
a breather. The ball tap would be something Ben

00:37:26.039 --> 00:37:28.559
would do, 100%. And then we kept fighting when

00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:30.119
we were laying on the floor. If I was laying

00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:31.480
on the floor next to him, I'd hit him in the

00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:33.900
head and he'd hit me back. And the people on

00:37:33.900 --> 00:37:37.489
the sidelines were cracking up. I love that guy

00:37:37.489 --> 00:37:40.309
so much for just being an entertainer with me.

00:37:41.289 --> 00:37:45.010
Like the little cheeky shit, you know? It wasn't

00:37:45.010 --> 00:37:49.130
like that. I've done some matches where I suplexed

00:37:49.130 --> 00:37:51.969
that guy. His name is Oak. He's a really good

00:37:51.969 --> 00:37:58.869
worker. He was told to put me over. It was supposed

00:37:58.869 --> 00:38:02.929
to be like a squash, but I told him to come out

00:38:02.929 --> 00:38:04.989
hot and heavy. get some stuff here and there.

00:38:05.030 --> 00:38:07.889
We didn't have much time. I was always booked

00:38:07.889 --> 00:38:11.190
strong independently until I had to face anybody

00:38:11.190 --> 00:38:14.730
like the booker or whoever controlled the people.

00:38:16.230 --> 00:38:19.550
What's the biggest bump or most dangerous bump

00:38:19.550 --> 00:38:20.929
that you've ever taken in your whole career?

00:38:22.250 --> 00:38:26.469
The one that almost paralyzed me in Vegas. Oh,

00:38:26.489 --> 00:38:31.420
geez. What was that? Yeah. I was going to flip

00:38:31.420 --> 00:38:33.300
myself out of the ring during the rumble. I was

00:38:33.300 --> 00:38:36.380
going to have my buddy eliminate me. And I got

00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:37.940
caught up on the ropes because I don't think

00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:40.320
he flipped me as hard as he could or I didn't

00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:43.239
jump right. Something was off. And I told him

00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.199
to push my legs over. So he pushed my legs over.

00:38:45.340 --> 00:38:47.019
And when I went to clear, I didn't push away

00:38:47.019 --> 00:38:53.860
from the ring. So my spine hit the angle iron,

00:38:54.059 --> 00:38:57.079
like the raw iron on the side of the ring. And

00:38:57.079 --> 00:38:59.789
my feet didn't even touch the floor. Shorted

00:38:59.789 --> 00:39:07.710
the floor. Oh my gosh. It hurt really bad. I

00:39:07.710 --> 00:39:09.789
loaded my motorcycle up that night. We left.

00:39:09.909 --> 00:39:15.329
I went to the gym two days later. I felt funny.

00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:21.070
I'm kind of a psychopath. If I feel pain, I'll

00:39:21.070 --> 00:39:24.670
purposely lift heavier to teach my body that

00:39:24.670 --> 00:39:30.440
I'm in charge. I deadlifted 735. That day. And

00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:32.320
I was sitting there like, oh, that wasn't...

00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:36.280
Yeah. So I was like, that wasn't smart. And I

00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:39.559
never fucking go into work the next day. And

00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:42.019
as I'm going to work, like, my left leg's starting

00:39:42.019 --> 00:39:44.480
to feel really numb. And my right foot's losing

00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:47.179
strength. And I get to the yard and I'm trying

00:39:47.179 --> 00:39:49.119
to move around. And I'm sitting there doing stuff

00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:51.800
on the tablet, signing up for work. And before

00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:55.019
I know it, I can't move my legs with my brain.

00:39:57.219 --> 00:40:01.159
I started freaking out. I started crying. I couldn't

00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:04.239
move my legs with my brain. I couldn't move involuntarily.

00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:10.420
I get out of the truck. I'm moving around. It's

00:40:10.420 --> 00:40:12.039
not like they went down like they fell asleep.

00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:16.980
I didn't feel them at all. The neck was not there

00:40:16.980 --> 00:40:19.679
anymore. It wasn't like you sit on the toilet

00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:24.199
too long. It was not there at all. Holy shit.

00:40:26.300 --> 00:40:29.719
I got helped, walked around a little bit with

00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:32.480
help, and I'm trying to move them, but my legs

00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:34.500
are doing the hyperextending at the knees, and

00:40:34.500 --> 00:40:38.320
I'm really weak. I get myself into the truck.

00:40:38.380 --> 00:40:40.360
My feet are moving a little bit. I'm like, I'm

00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:43.679
going to drive home. That was stupid. I get home,

00:40:43.820 --> 00:40:47.019
and I can finally feel all the way down to my

00:40:47.019 --> 00:40:49.199
knees, and I just can't feel my calves and my

00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:51.159
feet, so I'm dragging my feet while I'm walking.

00:40:53.730 --> 00:40:56.030
That happened and that was the worst pop I've

00:40:56.030 --> 00:40:58.389
ever other than that all blocks feel like fucking

00:40:58.389 --> 00:41:01.250
they're just whatever That kind of sounds like

00:41:01.250 --> 00:41:03.590
what happened with Sean with the casket, you

00:41:03.590 --> 00:41:05.610
know He just took a like it looked like a normal

00:41:05.610 --> 00:41:07.449
bump on the casket and then he couldn't move

00:41:07.449 --> 00:41:11.849
his legs in the morning Yeah reason why I had

00:41:11.849 --> 00:41:16.829
to retire for so long Yeah, didn't he have a

00:41:16.829 --> 00:41:20.730
surgery or he just walked it off Having a surgery.

00:41:20.909 --> 00:41:23.980
Yeah, I think you had to have a surgery and and

00:41:23.980 --> 00:41:26.400
uh they said this in the documentary so i don't

00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:28.739
know if it's true or not but he was also on like

00:41:28.739 --> 00:41:33.820
very very like hard drugs uh yeah like a handful

00:41:33.820 --> 00:41:36.719
of pills yeah pills and shit so they that was

00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:38.340
the other half of the reason why they let him

00:41:38.340 --> 00:41:41.619
go and he just did his own shit and eventually

00:41:41.619 --> 00:41:45.440
was able to come back but yeah we had a guy uh

00:41:46.579 --> 00:41:48.960
mbk wasn't that how he broke his leg he slammed

00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:51.179
his leg against the uh when he went out over

00:41:51.179 --> 00:41:53.519
the uh top rope for the rumble he hit really

00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:55.039
weird going down to the floor and his leg went

00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:58.400
yep everyone told him don't take the boots off

00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.820
don't take the boots off they took the boots

00:41:59.820 --> 00:42:04.320
off and well bad things happened yeah well you

00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:07.559
know yeah so that was the worst one other than

00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.900
that like like alex and ace uh alex ace and i

00:42:10.900 --> 00:42:13.400
like we we do dumb you know like we have fun

00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:17.239
like very safe stuff but I'm a very controlled

00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:20.460
type of style. I I like the brawl with people.

00:42:20.539 --> 00:42:24.719
I have a my own thing where I set up a Comeback

00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:28.079
with it's called potato city. Oh When you just

00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:29.940
you and the other guy just throwing punches at

00:42:29.940 --> 00:42:33.460
each other Yeah, yeah, and I started it but it's

00:42:33.460 --> 00:42:36.400
such a crowd reaction other wrestlers have asked

00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:39.659
me like hey, bro Like and I and I do potato sitting

00:42:39.659 --> 00:42:43.119
with you And i'm like, yeah, I love that that

00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:45.139
bro like you have no idea It's like it's like

00:42:45.139 --> 00:42:47.039
a thing like once you see it and you see the

00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:49.699
reactions of the crowd Because the way we throw

00:42:49.699 --> 00:42:53.059
the punches like when we did it in vegas. Everyone

00:42:53.059 --> 00:42:56.280
was like holy shit like This is a fight, you

00:42:56.280 --> 00:42:59.840
know uh, because we throw them snug clean and

00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:02.980
like We have a rule like if I tag you and I wobble

00:43:02.980 --> 00:43:06.380
you hit me in the body And he tagged me in vegas

00:43:06.380 --> 00:43:09.309
with a fucking hook So hard. I was like, fuck,

00:43:09.489 --> 00:43:12.469
I can't see. Everything's gray, you prick. And

00:43:12.469 --> 00:43:15.269
he hit me again. I'm like, stop hitting me. So

00:43:15.269 --> 00:43:17.590
I kicked him like a full on roundhouse to the

00:43:17.590 --> 00:43:19.989
appendix. And he was like, shit. And I was like,

00:43:20.190 --> 00:43:23.289
shut up. Yeah. I was like, shut up. And then

00:43:23.289 --> 00:43:25.389
he came back and said, take a bump. I was like,

00:43:25.449 --> 00:43:30.530
I still can't see you, bitch. When I found a

00:43:30.530 --> 00:43:32.230
Kendo stick and a ring, I was like, you're so

00:43:32.230 --> 00:43:35.090
getting this, you fucking twat. And I saw him

00:43:35.090 --> 00:43:37.920
and like. He's a drunk in his character, so we

00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.139
have fun. So while I'm hitting him in the ass

00:43:40.139 --> 00:43:42.219
with this kendo stick, the crowd's going crazy.

00:43:42.699 --> 00:43:44.639
And then we didn't realize that the kendo stick

00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:49.139
was made out of bamboo. So he had, like, bloody

00:43:49.139 --> 00:43:53.300
welts. I mean, eye for his ass. Oh, like a legit

00:43:53.300 --> 00:43:56.960
kendo stick. Yeah, so, like, I have a scar on

00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:59.980
my arm. But when he gave it back to me during

00:43:59.980 --> 00:44:02.460
that beer spot at the little ring that we were

00:44:02.460 --> 00:44:05.900
in, that video I told you guys to look up. He

00:44:05.900 --> 00:44:10.260
actually sliced my arm with that same kendo stick.

00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:15.719
No shit. It's just a fucked up kendo stick. The

00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:19.659
guy who made it was not a skilled worker. He

00:44:19.659 --> 00:44:21.320
was brand new to wrestling and he just wanted

00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:23.619
to make weapons for extra money. And he didn't

00:44:23.619 --> 00:44:25.840
really understand everything. So he wants to

00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:27.699
do hardcore. He means well. He's a good kid.

00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:33.260
He doesn't know how to gimmick shit. No, no,

00:44:33.300 --> 00:44:36.280
no, no. He fucked us a broad daylight on that

00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:41.739
one. No lipstick, no fucking, no nothing, no

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:44.699
lube, just fucking broad daylight in front of

00:44:44.699 --> 00:44:47.500
everybody. Like, here's a candlestick made of

00:44:47.500 --> 00:44:49.880
bamboo. Just like when we went through the bar

00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:55.739
door, he started cutting a few of them, and he's

00:44:55.739 --> 00:44:58.739
like, eh, the rest is fine. And oh my god, that

00:44:58.739 --> 00:45:01.579
fucking sucked. That sucked so bad going through

00:45:01.579 --> 00:45:05.659
that. I hate going through doors. I jumped through

00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:08.920
a door in Vegas to eliminate myself in the rubble.

00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:14.400
Like I said, there's certain people that need

00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:17.960
to be the center of attention. But I don't mind

00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:20.480
working with people like that because it just

00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:23.300
makes me more creative. I'm not going to let

00:45:23.300 --> 00:45:26.179
you punch me and pin me. I'm going to fuck myself

00:45:26.179 --> 00:45:30.079
with so much grandiosity that it's going to be

00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:33.960
great. I like fucking fully jumped into a fucking

00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:36.960
door, but like when I ate it up 260 pounds most

00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:39.519
of the year So when I went through the door,

00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:41.519
I like shot through it and hit my neck on the

00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:43.500
turnbuckle my ass on the ground I'm like, oh

00:45:43.500 --> 00:45:47.199
that was a mistake Yeah, either worse is hitting

00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:49.400
your butthole on the canvas. I don't think I've

00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:54.739
done that. I've done that. Yes Yeah, stop doing

00:45:54.739 --> 00:45:57.559
Bulldogs for that reason yeah, bro, you fucking

00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.909
you like fuckers are your Your stuff's so bad,

00:46:00.989 --> 00:46:03.849
it's like, oh my god, I think I prolapsed. I

00:46:03.849 --> 00:46:09.750
thought I tore my asshole. Yeah. Uncle Ring just

00:46:09.750 --> 00:46:11.690
goes in and just does dirty shit to you, and

00:46:11.690 --> 00:46:13.710
you're like, god damn it, this is fucked up.

00:46:14.210 --> 00:46:15.849
I'll end up doing one or two things. I'll either

00:46:15.849 --> 00:46:17.690
land on my hip really badly, then all of a sudden

00:46:17.690 --> 00:46:19.650
I can't walk for a day, or yeah, right in my

00:46:19.650 --> 00:46:21.670
asshole. One of the two. Are you alright in there?

00:46:21.769 --> 00:46:23.170
If you're choking, just tell me to take it out,

00:46:23.210 --> 00:46:36.659
bud. as someone that has gone through like 50

00:46:36.659 --> 00:46:40.239
like to 100 doors in his career the one time

00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:42.559
that i went through one door that decided not

00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:46.079
to be hollowed out i thought my entire body just

00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:49.320
went into paralysis and i was like i'm kind of

00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:51.300
contemplating all my life decisions right now

00:46:51.300 --> 00:46:55.119
because somebody brought an exterior like fully

00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:59.219
solid door and those solid doors is a whole new

00:46:59.219 --> 00:47:02.239
meaning when you try to snap through those. An

00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:05.440
exterior door is different than an inside door.

00:47:05.619 --> 00:47:07.880
It's a general construction variation of it.

00:47:09.300 --> 00:47:12.599
We had somebody throw a piece of a door at me.

00:47:14.179 --> 00:47:17.880
I had a match where the guy in the match blew

00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:20.179
his knee out and he's a friend of mine. But he's

00:47:20.179 --> 00:47:22.579
a fucking dick for what he did. So he blew his

00:47:22.579 --> 00:47:24.539
knee out. He threw a tantrum. His life wasn't

00:47:24.539 --> 00:47:26.280
going his way. All the things in his life were

00:47:26.280 --> 00:47:28.239
falling apart. So he decided he was going to

00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:29.920
have a moment in a ring with a chair with me,

00:47:29.980 --> 00:47:31.780
which is how I was going to get, we were going

00:47:31.780 --> 00:47:34.400
to have a smudge. But he hit me in the back of

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.260
the head with a chair and laced my head wide

00:47:36.260 --> 00:47:38.500
open. I came in, it was pre -cut. It was already

00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:43.219
pre -cut back there, right? Because, no, no,

00:47:43.219 --> 00:47:45.400
not pre -cum, you know what I mean? Not what's

00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.849
in your mouth. So I had a free cut on the back

00:47:47.849 --> 00:47:50.710
of my head. Hold on. Daddy's talking, guys. Hey,

00:47:50.710 --> 00:47:52.989
hey, hey. Daddy's talking. All right. I'm kidding.

00:47:55.170 --> 00:47:57.690
I'm fucked up. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Trauma

00:47:57.690 --> 00:47:59.929
from your childhood. You just activated my trauma.

00:48:00.869 --> 00:48:03.449
That's your trauma? I called that breakfast.

00:48:04.150 --> 00:48:08.849
Anyways, so I had to get straight A somehow or

00:48:08.849 --> 00:48:14.440
Daddy was going to be mad. I had this fucking

00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.179
cut on the back of my head. It was all fucked

00:48:16.179 --> 00:48:18.599
up. So then I super glued it before I went into

00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:21.320
this match. He fucking sliced this cut wide open.

00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:22.820
And then he's teeing off on me with the chair

00:48:22.820 --> 00:48:24.920
so many times. And I'm like, when are we going

00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:27.320
to call this and eliminate it? Because I gave

00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:29.239
him a razor's edge after he blew his knee out.

00:48:29.340 --> 00:48:31.900
And he kicked out. So then I gave him another

00:48:31.900 --> 00:48:34.019
one. I was like, asshole, go home. Your knee's

00:48:34.019 --> 00:48:37.079
blown out. But he wanted to get all the way to

00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.460
the smosh. But then he got so blood hurt that

00:48:39.460 --> 00:48:41.380
his knee's blown out. He took liberties on me

00:48:41.380 --> 00:48:43.840
with the chair. And I turned around in the middle

00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:45.480
of his last chair shot, and I looked at him.

00:48:45.500 --> 00:48:47.500
I said, if you hit me with that again, I'm going

00:48:47.500 --> 00:48:51.360
to kick your good knee out. Look at me. I was

00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.480
like, the match is over. And we got to the RV,

00:48:53.579 --> 00:48:54.900
and I told him, I was like, I know you've been

00:48:54.900 --> 00:48:57.059
having a rough time in life. I'm going to give

00:48:57.059 --> 00:48:58.760
you one free pass, and I'm going to let this

00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:01.360
go after that. But if you ever do this again,

00:49:01.500 --> 00:49:04.199
if you ever take your anger out on me, if you

00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:06.360
ever so much as fucking cross me the wrong way,

00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:09.639
I'll fucking end you. I was like, but we're good.

00:49:09.659 --> 00:49:12.639
Shake my hand. We're fine now. We'll let this

00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.260
go. Tonight we good. I put myself in his shoes.

00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:19.019
I understand how we got to that amount of internal

00:49:19.019 --> 00:49:23.199
not okayness. I happen to be front and center

00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:26.320
for all of that. He's not a bad guy. He's a sweetheart

00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:30.300
of a human. He's a sweetheart. I can't say enough

00:49:30.300 --> 00:49:31.940
good things about him. It was just one bad moment.

00:49:34.500 --> 00:49:38.579
We need to get you to the East Coast ASAP. On

00:49:38.579 --> 00:49:44.579
our shows up here. As long as people want to

00:49:44.579 --> 00:49:46.320
have fun, you know, I don't want to go up there

00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:48.099
and everyone's a bunch of fucking assholes in

00:49:48.099 --> 00:49:52.320
New Yorkers. JP, JP. Yeah, you say that, but

00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:54.420
New York club is different. New York club, they

00:49:54.420 --> 00:49:57.539
make fun of you, they steal your car, they fuck

00:49:57.539 --> 00:49:59.179
your girlfriend, and they're like, yo, welcome

00:49:59.179 --> 00:50:03.960
to New York. What's up? Come on, you guys. Could

00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:07.570
you imagine Doug and Gino's? Oh my God. We have

00:50:07.570 --> 00:50:11.329
a rock club down here in our area. That's like

00:50:11.329 --> 00:50:13.949
the greatest wrestling crowd ever. And they love

00:50:13.949 --> 00:50:16.429
everything. You could literally come out and

00:50:16.429 --> 00:50:18.829
sing metal. Absolutely. They'd probably love

00:50:18.829 --> 00:50:21.090
that. I had a band play me out at the last show

00:50:21.090 --> 00:50:23.250
that we did at Gino's because like we had a metal

00:50:23.250 --> 00:50:25.210
band playing there and we just, I was like, fuck

00:50:25.210 --> 00:50:28.190
it, have them play me out. And it was the greatest

00:50:28.190 --> 00:50:31.769
fucking thing ever. My buddy Rob shit has a band

00:50:31.769 --> 00:50:34.789
and he's also a worker and he's a really good

00:50:34.789 --> 00:50:37.320
worker. You guys should book us out there and

00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.340
me and Rob will come out there and he'll bring

00:50:39.340 --> 00:50:41.880
his van and we'll tear the whole house out. I

00:50:41.880 --> 00:50:43.840
would see that happening at Gino's. It'd be fucking

00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:49.039
amazing. If I just come out and start fucking

00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:53.179
doing my shit, let's go. Is Lee still in the

00:50:53.179 --> 00:50:55.719
chat? Let's get Lee to get in Larry's ear. Get

00:50:55.719 --> 00:51:00.980
into Larry's ear, Lee. The whole door thing,

00:51:01.059 --> 00:51:04.980
though, reminded me of this fucking spot. um

00:51:04.980 --> 00:51:09.420
it was msp versus pos at uh for um the election

00:51:09.420 --> 00:51:13.760
championship that piece of is what they're they're

00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:16.039
really phenomenal pieces yeah we love they were

00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:19.239
very phenomenal pieces that's not the right video

00:51:19.239 --> 00:51:22.099
that was not the right video that's not the right

00:51:22.099 --> 00:51:24.480
video that was the podcast i was watching um

00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:28.079
scaling up podcasts i was watching i was uh doug

00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:31.059
what's the craziest hardcore or death match that

00:51:31.059 --> 00:51:33.920
you've done in your career I don't do death matches.

00:51:34.019 --> 00:51:36.579
If you put me in a death match and yeah, cause

00:51:36.579 --> 00:51:39.300
I don't want, I have tattoos everywhere. And

00:51:39.300 --> 00:51:41.980
like, I have more tattoos coming. Like my tattoo

00:51:41.980 --> 00:51:43.539
artist is actually going to finish the rest of

00:51:43.539 --> 00:51:45.780
my right arm, like all the way down to the fingertips.

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:48.300
So all of this is going to be covered. Right.

00:51:48.579 --> 00:51:50.880
So like, that's, what's coming in next. I just

00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:52.480
haven't been able to get an appointment with

00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:55.260
him. Cause he's been busy. I've been busy and

00:51:55.260 --> 00:51:59.030
he's a giant wrestling fan. And and I just love

00:51:59.030 --> 00:52:01.610
I can't this is his Instagram is Joe tattoo,

00:52:01.809 --> 00:52:05.369
but he's done all of my my shit Outside of Carl

00:52:05.369 --> 00:52:07.630
Huggins who's in New York. So if I go to New

00:52:07.630 --> 00:52:12.130
York Or maybe Carl's back in Virginia either

00:52:12.130 --> 00:52:13.829
way if I go to the East Coast for any reason

00:52:13.829 --> 00:52:16.730
I'm gonna go get tattooed Probably by Carl because

00:52:16.730 --> 00:52:18.550
I love Carl and you don't scarve your tattoos.

00:52:18.710 --> 00:52:23.389
I kind of yeah If you fuck up my tattoo, bro,

00:52:23.510 --> 00:52:26.019
like I especially like This is a memorial for

00:52:26.019 --> 00:52:27.800
my best friend who meant more to me in the world.

00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.039
I literally cry every day at some moment thinking

00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:32.960
about my best friend. I miss him more than anything

00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:36.980
in the world. He was everything that was great

00:52:36.980 --> 00:52:40.320
in my life. And I've had to relearn how to be

00:52:40.320 --> 00:52:42.400
a human and a man and everything because I didn't

00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:44.800
realize how much I leaned on my friendship to

00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:47.159
propel myself through the world. And then when

00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:49.000
he left, I felt more alone than I've ever felt

00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:50.760
in my life. It was the worst feeling in my life.

00:52:51.940 --> 00:52:54.579
Even when I wrestle, it's literally for him.

00:52:54.889 --> 00:52:57.710
I never wanted to be a wrestler. I never liked

00:52:57.710 --> 00:52:59.670
wrestling that much. I thought it was lame. I

00:52:59.670 --> 00:53:01.489
thought having a title was the stupidest thing

00:53:01.489 --> 00:53:05.949
in the world. After he passed away, I started

00:53:05.949 --> 00:53:07.949
getting into it and I still didn't like it. Then

00:53:07.949 --> 00:53:10.010
I fell in love with it and I feel more connected

00:53:10.010 --> 00:53:13.690
to him than I've ever felt in my life. To me,

00:53:13.710 --> 00:53:17.750
if someone fucks up my tattoo, especially his

00:53:17.750 --> 00:53:19.570
gravestone or something like that, I might take

00:53:19.570 --> 00:53:22.409
it a little personally. I totally understand.

00:53:22.550 --> 00:53:25.809
I respect that. The exact same reason why I do

00:53:25.809 --> 00:53:28.050
wrestling is because of my dad. My dad's the

00:53:28.050 --> 00:53:31.130
reason why I got into wrestling. And my dad passed

00:53:31.130 --> 00:53:33.469
away six months before I ever had my first wrestling

00:53:33.469 --> 00:53:37.710
match. And that was 11 years ago. So now it's

00:53:37.710 --> 00:53:39.769
been 11 years and my dad never saw me wrestle.

00:53:39.909 --> 00:53:43.530
He didn't even know I was training. He just heard

00:53:43.530 --> 00:53:46.010
little spurts where I told him about stuff about

00:53:46.010 --> 00:53:48.190
indie wrestling. But he didn't know that I was

00:53:48.190 --> 00:53:50.190
training because I was going to... wait to tell

00:53:50.190 --> 00:53:52.889
him like when i had my first match and just be

00:53:52.889 --> 00:53:55.510
like hey come to this thing and check this out

00:53:55.510 --> 00:53:58.250
and had not even like don't even tell him and

00:53:58.250 --> 00:54:00.690
it was like six months after he passed away so

00:54:00.690 --> 00:54:03.989
i totally understand i respect that yeah yeah

00:54:03.989 --> 00:54:06.489
it's a lot dude and like i i work as a truck

00:54:06.489 --> 00:54:08.570
driver and like everything now for wrestling

00:54:08.570 --> 00:54:11.130
and and getting over getting over to me like

00:54:11.130 --> 00:54:14.030
you know the financial side of it like that would

00:54:14.030 --> 00:54:17.369
be great that's a tight dream of mine like Everyone's

00:54:17.369 --> 00:54:19.010
like, what would you do if you got over at wrestling?

00:54:19.170 --> 00:54:21.250
And I'm like, I'd still be poor. I got to take

00:54:21.250 --> 00:54:24.570
care of Abe's daughter. I got to make sure that

00:54:24.570 --> 00:54:26.869
she's okay. Even now, I don't have enough money.

00:54:26.909 --> 00:54:29.329
We live in California. It's expensive shit to

00:54:29.329 --> 00:54:31.750
really help her do anything. She's autistic.

00:54:33.550 --> 00:54:36.949
She's developmentally delayed. I want to be there

00:54:36.949 --> 00:54:39.010
more for her. I want to be there for my mom as

00:54:39.010 --> 00:54:40.369
she's getting older. I have all these things

00:54:40.369 --> 00:54:43.780
going on, like my nephew. that that's what like

00:54:43.780 --> 00:54:46.280
wrestling to me it's all of that you know so

00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:49.039
like it's not just the cool spots it's not this

00:54:49.039 --> 00:54:51.579
i want to entertain the fans i want to get people

00:54:51.579 --> 00:54:54.639
moving i want them to feel a piece of me when

00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:56.800
i'm out there like you know when i'm screaming

00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:59.019
and i'm yelling and like it's actually coming

00:54:59.019 --> 00:55:01.039
from my soul when i'm yelling i'm in the ring

00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:02.820
and i'm all fired up and powered up like that's

00:55:02.820 --> 00:55:04.900
all my pain in life that's coming out right now

00:55:04.900 --> 00:55:09.780
you know there's a lot yeah And that's usually

00:55:09.780 --> 00:55:12.699
the wrestlers that fucking make it, is the ones

00:55:12.699 --> 00:55:14.980
that actually, you know, they want to put on

00:55:14.980 --> 00:55:16.960
a show. They're not just being fucking marks,

00:55:17.079 --> 00:55:19.059
saying, oh, now I'm a wrestler. I'm going to

00:55:19.059 --> 00:55:21.039
make everything about myself and shit like that.

00:55:21.780 --> 00:55:26.480
It's all about the fans. I have the kids that

00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:28.239
were at the show, too, with the Raja incident.

00:55:28.619 --> 00:55:31.059
A lot of them, or at least a couple of them,

00:55:31.079 --> 00:55:33.519
are coming to my debut in Hollywood Championship

00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:36.550
Wrestling. you know i have so many people that

00:55:36.550 --> 00:55:38.949
want to go up and support do all that stuff and

00:55:38.949 --> 00:55:41.969
it's like imagine thinking that you're so cool

00:55:41.969 --> 00:55:43.469
and you're so important that people are going

00:55:43.469 --> 00:55:45.289
to take their time to spend their life their

00:55:45.289 --> 00:55:50.369
energy their their fucking air and give it to

00:55:50.369 --> 00:55:53.550
you and you can't reciprocate an ounce for them

00:55:53.550 --> 00:55:57.670
like nobody's that special none of us are that

00:55:57.670 --> 00:55:59.510
special to think that we deserve any of that

00:55:59.510 --> 00:56:01.469
like anytime that somebody gives us their time

00:56:01.469 --> 00:56:04.130
their energy and like their attention Like, that's

00:56:04.130 --> 00:56:06.469
so valuable. That's more valuable than any fucking

00:56:06.469 --> 00:56:09.230
dollar. You know? And that means something to

00:56:09.230 --> 00:56:11.989
me. So, like, I need to give them my all. I need

00:56:11.989 --> 00:56:14.530
to give them everything. That's, like, a lot

00:56:14.530 --> 00:56:17.230
of the reasons why I do free merch when I go

00:56:17.230 --> 00:56:20.710
to shows. I'll come and, like, I bought 30 hats,

00:56:20.929 --> 00:56:23.949
right, for this next, for my debut match at Hollywood

00:56:23.949 --> 00:56:25.369
Championship Wrestling. I'm going to give every

00:56:25.369 --> 00:56:29.150
single one of them out for free. Wow. That's

00:56:29.150 --> 00:56:33.920
cool. Because I love everybody. I want them to

00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:37.800
show up and feel like they're a part of this.

00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:39.599
They belong here because they do belong here.

00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:42.239
They are a part of this. This is a piece of me

00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:46.599
to you. This is not just you showing up for a

00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:48.900
wrestler that doesn't give a fuck about you.

00:56:48.940 --> 00:56:51.900
This is you showing up for somebody that wants

00:56:51.900 --> 00:56:55.760
to share energy with you. This is a piece of

00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:58.420
my life. I'm not doing this because I need the

00:56:58.420 --> 00:57:01.210
attention. I'm doing this because it reminds

00:57:01.210 --> 00:57:03.170
me of family and all the good times that i had

00:57:03.170 --> 00:57:07.389
in my life like you know it it's simple you know

00:57:07.389 --> 00:57:11.510
yeah yeah like i don't know man wrestling yeah

00:57:11.510 --> 00:57:16.210
it's a lot more than that yeah i hope you uh

00:57:16.210 --> 00:57:18.329
you get really successful at it you know you

00:57:18.329 --> 00:57:20.429
were literally saying uh i don't know if it was

00:57:20.429 --> 00:57:23.750
on the pod or beforehand that wwe and aw is looking

00:57:23.750 --> 00:57:29.550
at you and possibility there Yeah, well, I got

00:57:29.550 --> 00:57:33.230
a call from somebody in one of those organizations.

00:57:34.469 --> 00:57:36.769
Whether they're looking at me for talent or they

00:57:36.769 --> 00:57:38.590
didn't, you know, I'd have to be on the radar

00:57:38.590 --> 00:57:41.550
if they didn't, you know. I've done extra work.

00:57:44.150 --> 00:57:48.389
I might be. So here's the nugget. I'm not doing

00:57:48.389 --> 00:57:51.329
anything there tomorrow, but I'm just going to

00:57:51.329 --> 00:57:54.269
go meet people. I'll be at PCW tomorrow in Hollywood.

00:57:57.449 --> 00:57:59.550
I'm just going to show up, shake hands with people,

00:57:59.750 --> 00:58:07.309
get to know some of the people. I have something

00:58:07.309 --> 00:58:11.030
coming on October the 4th where I will be making

00:58:11.030 --> 00:58:17.090
an appearance somewhere. It's top secret. It's

00:58:17.090 --> 00:58:22.809
top secret. It's like a major league thing. I

00:58:22.809 --> 00:58:27.460
got this new group coming. Well, I've had a group

00:58:27.460 --> 00:58:29.579
with me, Sophia, and Alex Ace, Epic and Ace.

00:58:30.860 --> 00:58:33.739
Top secret, but I'm going to get into it. Huh?

00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:36.519
I said top secret, but let me talk about it.

00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:40.920
Yeah, man. That's been a thing. That's not top

00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:44.360
secret. I already told you. I literally dropped

00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:46.139
the breadcrumbs for what was top secret. If you

00:58:46.139 --> 00:58:47.699
were listening, you would have heard it. Yeah,

00:58:47.719 --> 00:58:51.329
I got it. I got what you were saying. You want

00:58:51.329 --> 00:58:53.789
me to repeat it so I can make it obvious? You

00:58:53.789 --> 00:58:57.570
want me to wink at you now that I'm horny? You

00:58:57.570 --> 00:59:00.210
want me to show you, big boy? You want me to

00:59:00.210 --> 00:59:02.730
show you? Do I need to turn you on a little more?

00:59:03.690 --> 00:59:08.889
Stop it. You're making me flustered. I think

00:59:08.889 --> 00:59:13.269
JP's about to fall over. I'm going to make you

00:59:13.269 --> 00:59:22.460
flustered to your question, big boy. I'm going

00:59:22.460 --> 00:59:26.579
to make a sticker. I'm not going to stop it until

00:59:26.579 --> 00:59:31.179
I get a pop out of you, motherfucker. I don't

00:59:31.179 --> 00:59:37.340
care how many fingers it takes. What's the farthest

00:59:37.340 --> 00:59:40.340
you've traveled in your career as far as location?

00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:42.820
I know you're on the West Coast, so you're in

00:59:42.820 --> 00:59:46.690
California. I was spoiled. I didn't have to do

00:59:46.690 --> 00:59:48.889
shit. I went to Berkeley and I went to fucking

00:59:48.889 --> 00:59:52.030
Knox because we had so many shows popping up.

00:59:53.710 --> 00:59:57.550
And then they weren't allowing me. So the motherfuckers

00:59:57.550 --> 01:00:00.929
like all my footage and like all the pictures

01:00:00.929 --> 01:00:04.110
of me, you know, there's not a lot of it. I was

01:00:04.110 --> 01:00:06.849
wondering. It's all super fucking suppressed.

01:00:07.010 --> 01:00:08.610
Every time I've done something, it just gets

01:00:08.610 --> 01:00:12.170
pushed right down. Wild. Like if people came

01:00:12.170 --> 01:00:13.949
to take pictures of the show or do this or do

01:00:13.949 --> 01:00:15.650
that. Like I had a photographer come and show

01:00:15.650 --> 01:00:18.150
me pictures that he took of me like a year ago.

01:00:20.429 --> 01:00:24.730
We have that problem here. We have a big problem.

01:00:24.869 --> 01:00:28.190
Yeah. Yeah, one of the big things we have here

01:00:28.190 --> 01:00:29.750
is people like, oh yeah, we filmed the show.

01:00:29.889 --> 01:00:32.170
Cool, where's the footage? Oh, we'll get it out

01:00:32.170 --> 01:00:35.590
eventually. Oh no, it wasn't that. They gave

01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:38.150
the footage over to people and those people said,

01:00:38.230 --> 01:00:43.989
fuck you to me. Really? Yeah. I'm telling you,

01:00:43.989 --> 01:00:47.250
bro. I'm a heat magnet where I was in that organization

01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:51.690
because I had free will and I worked hard and

01:00:51.690 --> 01:00:54.070
I'm one of those people that'll just make things

01:00:54.070 --> 01:00:57.349
happen. I'm competitive. I'm going to want to

01:00:57.349 --> 01:00:59.610
sell every fucking ticket I can. I'm going to

01:00:59.610 --> 01:01:01.289
want to beat everybody in sales. I'm going to

01:01:01.289 --> 01:01:02.650
want to work harder than everybody. I'm going

01:01:02.650 --> 01:01:05.780
to want to do more. I have construction experience.

01:01:05.980 --> 01:01:07.619
I have all these things that I've done in life.

01:01:07.699 --> 01:01:11.139
I'm a workhorse, you know what I mean? Bringing

01:01:11.139 --> 01:01:14.000
it into what I'm introducing, again, since I

01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:15.920
just mentioned a workhorse, okay? I have a new

01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:18.460
group showing up, and it's with Alex Ace, Little

01:01:18.460 --> 01:01:22.900
Nightmare, a .k .a. Sophia, and a soon -to -be

01:01:22.900 --> 01:01:25.219
-announced person. I don't want to put it out

01:01:25.219 --> 01:01:27.719
there yet, but it's called Battalion. I'm the

01:01:27.719 --> 01:01:29.780
Battalion Stallion, baby. I'm the workhorse of

01:01:29.780 --> 01:01:31.079
the group. I'm the greatest thing that's ever

01:01:31.079 --> 01:01:32.559
happened to that group. Without me, they're really

01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:38.699
in shit. Anyways, back to my topic. I lost myself.

01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:42.099
Sorry, I got a profile and now I'm lost. Help.

01:01:44.340 --> 01:01:53.840
Help. What was I talking about? You were talking

01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:59.300
about where you said you're putting in all this

01:01:59.300 --> 01:02:01.909
work. You know, there's a jealousy. It seems

01:02:01.909 --> 01:02:08.630
like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. No,

01:02:08.650 --> 01:02:11.550
that's... Tell me more. Tell me more about what

01:02:11.550 --> 01:02:15.429
I was saying. Yeah, yeah. You were putting all

01:02:15.429 --> 01:02:18.590
this work in and, you know, you having this footage

01:02:18.590 --> 01:02:20.710
and shit like that, but they're, you know, refusing

01:02:20.710 --> 01:02:25.510
to give it to you. Oh, yeah. Told I can't work

01:02:25.510 --> 01:02:29.440
anywhere else. Meanwhile, if... you were related

01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:34.480
or not even related if you were adjacent you

01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:36.400
could work anywhere you want for money and get

01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:38.619
footage work with people i wasn't allowed to

01:02:38.619 --> 01:02:41.199
go anywhere because we're no we don't want you

01:02:41.199 --> 01:02:43.519
to get buried we're trying to protect you meanwhile

01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:46.579
i get jumped by an entire fucking family when

01:02:46.579 --> 01:02:48.420
i sold the most tickets and i did all the shit

01:02:48.420 --> 01:02:50.300
you guys are standing like baby faces in the

01:02:50.300 --> 01:02:54.349
ring afterwards but not the baby face uh Yeah,

01:02:54.449 --> 01:02:56.469
it's kind of like, okay, you didn't do that for

01:02:56.469 --> 01:02:59.269
you? You sure you didn't do this for you? Because

01:02:59.269 --> 01:03:01.150
you guys are always putting yourselves over,

01:03:01.230 --> 01:03:05.309
even though I'm the one who sells all the tickets

01:03:05.309 --> 01:03:07.849
and does all the work. You guys are always the

01:03:07.849 --> 01:03:10.170
one that has to have the glory of the day at

01:03:10.170 --> 01:03:13.369
every show. And it became so bad that people

01:03:13.369 --> 01:03:15.170
that came to see me would just say, why do I

01:03:15.170 --> 01:03:16.829
want to keep showing up to your matches when

01:03:16.829 --> 01:03:19.150
I know that the people who are booking the matches

01:03:19.150 --> 01:03:22.030
are doing this? It was always the same outcome.

01:03:24.559 --> 01:03:27.920
Wow. Yeah. And then you add in like the hidden

01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:31.099
pictures and all the other shit, you know? Yeah.

01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:35.320
And you'll never hear a peep out of those people,

01:03:35.380 --> 01:03:37.300
you know, cause if they ever came online, like

01:03:37.300 --> 01:03:39.320
Doug's, what he's saying is not true. I have

01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:41.260
an army of people that witnessed it, that were

01:03:41.260 --> 01:03:42.860
there and a part of the organization that would

01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:44.300
just come out and be like, no, all of it's true.

01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:50.559
And here's more information. I'm the gatekeeper.

01:03:50.579 --> 01:03:52.900
Like I'm the guy holding the floodgates from

01:03:52.900 --> 01:03:56.510
opening. Yeah, it just seems like a massive jealousy

01:03:56.510 --> 01:03:58.610
thing. They see how talented you are, and they

01:03:58.610 --> 01:04:01.489
want to make sure that you don't get their spot,

01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:04.869
is what it sounds like to me. Yeah, it's been

01:04:04.869 --> 01:04:07.409
pretty shitty. I'm not going to lie. And I know

01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:09.889
that's common in wrestling. I still got to be

01:04:09.889 --> 01:04:12.730
a better worker. I still have so much to learn,

01:04:12.829 --> 01:04:17.590
right? I've never done lucha, so I went to Santino's,

01:04:17.670 --> 01:04:20.110
and I worked with him. I fucking forgot his name.

01:04:20.150 --> 01:04:21.949
I wish I could plug him right now. Great fucking

01:04:21.949 --> 01:04:24.260
trainer. And he was teaching me lucha shit, you

01:04:24.260 --> 01:04:27.139
know? But he has me rolling around all day like

01:04:27.139 --> 01:04:30.300
a fucking flea in a lightweight. And, like, eventually

01:04:30.300 --> 01:04:32.880
I was like, wow, I'm going to go throw up. I

01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:35.260
walked outside, threw up, came back in, started

01:04:35.260 --> 01:04:37.199
doing more drills. I was like, I'm going to throw

01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:38.940
up again. You know, it was real hot out here,

01:04:38.980 --> 01:04:41.159
too. It was like 95 degrees. But I'd throw up

01:04:41.159 --> 01:04:43.159
again, go back and train. I'm like, lucha is

01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:45.619
a lot of rolling and spinning. You know, like,

01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:49.059
this is a lot of stuff here. But I realized,

01:04:49.260 --> 01:04:52.829
like, hey, I need to do more lucha. Because there's

01:04:52.829 --> 01:04:54.929
a timing aspect to this that I should pick up.

01:04:59.150 --> 01:05:01.630
There's so much more that I want to expand into.

01:05:05.590 --> 01:05:08.650
I feel that Lucha thing. We did a seminar a couple

01:05:08.650 --> 01:05:13.070
years ago with, let's say, Dorado. He's like,

01:05:13.150 --> 01:05:14.269
all right, we're going to do this, this, this,

01:05:14.329 --> 01:05:15.789
this, this, this. And you're just like, okay.

01:05:16.550 --> 01:05:19.239
And then it's just like... Jump roll, jump roll,

01:05:19.340 --> 01:05:22.000
back roll, back roll, jump through. Yeah, it's

01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:25.980
like, wow, okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm good at all

01:05:25.980 --> 01:05:27.920
that shit. Like the rolls, I'm a fucking stud,

01:05:28.059 --> 01:05:31.400
right? You know, it's just certain things where

01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:33.019
it's like, we're going to, you're going to do

01:05:33.019 --> 01:05:35.460
a roll, jump onto the fucking rope, do a 180

01:05:35.460 --> 01:05:38.300
and then do a roll and then do it again and do

01:05:38.300 --> 01:05:40.360
it again and do it again. And I'm like, motherfucker,

01:05:40.579 --> 01:05:45.679
like, I'm going to get the spins over here. The

01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:47.519
world's not going to fucking work out for me

01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:51.699
in five seconds. It's just hard to pick it up.

01:05:51.780 --> 01:05:54.659
It wasn't hard. It was just different. I'm not

01:05:54.659 --> 01:05:57.119
used to that. I like to stand big and walk around

01:05:57.119 --> 01:06:01.539
and be a character. I'm a power move guy. I like

01:06:01.539 --> 01:06:05.820
to brawl. All the flips and all the cute shit,

01:06:05.980 --> 01:06:09.199
I say that for people who do it better. When

01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:13.900
I wrestled in a... And they had the Lucha Kings

01:06:13.900 --> 01:06:15.440
there. You know what I mean? I'm thinking to

01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:17.780
myself, why would anybody go off the top rope

01:06:17.780 --> 01:06:19.360
when the Lucha Kings are here? Have you guys

01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:25.400
seen their work? No. It sounds familiar. Some

01:06:25.400 --> 01:06:29.780
of the prettiest aerial shit I've ever seen.

01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:36.179
So safe, so clean. Lucha Kings. So good, bro.

01:06:37.500 --> 01:06:39.320
you're in the match and you're like, I want to

01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:41.500
see it. You're like low key. Like, I gotta, I

01:06:41.500 --> 01:06:45.300
gotta see the show. You're just good. So like,

01:06:45.300 --> 01:06:47.300
I make sure if I'm in a match with them, I make

01:06:47.300 --> 01:06:49.260
sure that, you know, I clear people out of the

01:06:49.260 --> 01:06:51.079
way and they can get their stuff done safely,

01:06:51.219 --> 01:06:55.179
you know, or, or be present enough because I

01:06:55.179 --> 01:06:57.280
want the crowd to see their, their, their work.

01:06:57.400 --> 01:06:59.480
Cause I know it'll work. The crowd will enjoy

01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:03.679
it. Right. So like, you know, all the things

01:07:03.679 --> 01:07:05.920
that I want to work at is I gotta get more exposure

01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:08.300
to be in, the ring with people like that, so

01:07:08.300 --> 01:07:11.539
now I can put the pieces together a little better.

01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:16.019
I don't know. There's just so much to do. I don't

01:07:16.019 --> 01:07:18.079
feel like I'll ever be happy or complete with

01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:20.000
wrestling because there's so many things to learn

01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:21.860
and do and so many different people and styles.

01:07:23.719 --> 01:07:27.340
Yeah. What is your favorite wrestling move, Bill?

01:07:28.480 --> 01:07:31.920
My favorite wrestling move? Probably the razor's

01:07:31.920 --> 01:07:33.619
edge because everyone tries to squirm away from

01:07:33.619 --> 01:07:43.480
it. I was about ready to look this up. I completely

01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:45.260
forgot that we talked about this and we forgot

01:07:45.260 --> 01:07:50.579
to go back to it. So POS versus MSP. Oh, yeah.

01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:56.619
Throwing the chair. It reminded me of this spot.

01:07:56.739 --> 01:08:01.380
So they had a fucking piece of pine that was

01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:05.320
not gimmicked. Oh, it's like a pine piece of

01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:09.500
wood. It was a piece of wood. Pure pine wood.

01:08:10.280 --> 01:08:15.460
And he goes to swing at Danger Kid and he pulls

01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:19.000
the ref in and he hits our ref. His name is Eric

01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:22.880
Greenleaf. And it wasn't, I guess, I don't know

01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:26.000
if Danger Kid thought that wasn't good enough

01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:30.260
or just to up it a little bit. I'm pretty sure

01:08:30.260 --> 01:08:32.739
it was personal. Or maybe it was something that

01:08:32.739 --> 01:08:37.000
he did personally. He takes this pine and fucking

01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:40.920
swings for the fences and breaks it. He chipped

01:08:40.920 --> 01:08:44.060
it. He didn't shatter it. He didn't break it.

01:08:44.140 --> 01:08:48.300
He chipped it. That's how thick the piece of

01:08:48.300 --> 01:08:51.840
wood was. It was like an inch thick. I could

01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:55.319
kill somebody. Yeah, good. He could have killed

01:08:55.319 --> 01:08:57.039
him. Absolutely. He could have killed him. But

01:08:57.039 --> 01:09:00.500
just the reaction of it happening, some people

01:09:00.500 --> 01:09:02.300
were shocked, but then some people kind of just

01:09:02.300 --> 01:09:05.380
laughed because this was the type of thing they

01:09:05.380 --> 01:09:07.880
expected this to happen to a certain referee.

01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:13.260
I'm good. Yeah, he's like, I got hit with a...

01:09:13.260 --> 01:09:20.529
Fuck that. He wasn't. I got hit. I got hit with

01:09:20.529 --> 01:09:23.550
a fucking goal stick, like a hockey stick, a

01:09:23.550 --> 01:09:27.710
shoe fucking hockey stick. Yeah. The fucking,

01:09:27.810 --> 01:09:30.010
the booker who likes to fucking take liberties

01:09:30.010 --> 01:09:32.130
on people is supposed to be a kendo stick. So

01:09:32.130 --> 01:09:33.970
he goes out of the ring and finds a real live

01:09:33.970 --> 01:09:37.789
action goalie stick and doesn't try to do a safe

01:09:37.789 --> 01:09:40.149
shot or anything. He fucking lays it across my

01:09:40.149 --> 01:09:43.890
back, my neck and my head so bad. After he already

01:09:43.890 --> 01:09:45.529
tore a piece of my scalp when he ripped some

01:09:45.529 --> 01:09:47.250
of my brains out and he tore a lot of my real

01:09:47.250 --> 01:09:50.159
hair out. and popped my fucking eardrum because

01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:51.899
he's a fucking asshole. He popped my eardrum.

01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:55.340
He's a fat fucking loser. And I'm like looking

01:09:55.340 --> 01:09:56.760
at him like, bro, you just popped my eardrum.

01:09:56.760 --> 01:09:58.260
Are you fucking kidding me? Like I'm trying not

01:09:58.260 --> 01:10:00.000
to shoot on this guy because he's the booker.

01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:02.739
And I'm trying to, you know, trying to fucking

01:10:02.739 --> 01:10:05.979
keep my composure. And then at the end of the

01:10:05.979 --> 01:10:07.720
match, he hits me with his fucking hockey stick.

01:10:08.319 --> 01:10:11.039
And you could see the bruising all the way down

01:10:11.039 --> 01:10:13.779
my back and like the pot capillaries, the burst

01:10:13.779 --> 01:10:15.619
blood vessels all the way through my back where

01:10:15.619 --> 01:10:17.760
he hit me. And in the back of my fucking head,

01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:20.779
all the way up my neck. So I got to ask, with

01:10:20.779 --> 01:10:24.140
a goalie stick, did he hit you flat side with

01:10:24.140 --> 01:10:29.619
it or edge with it? It was like, I think the

01:10:29.619 --> 01:10:33.899
curbside. Okay, that's still pretty bad, but

01:10:33.899 --> 01:10:39.039
at least you hit the back edge of it. But the

01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:41.840
week after, he hit me with a regular fucking

01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:44.779
shoot hockey stick, carbon fiber. Regular hockey

01:10:44.779 --> 01:10:47.100
stick. And he hit me in the kidney and I was

01:10:47.100 --> 01:10:49.500
pissing blood. But I didn't sell that shit. I

01:10:49.500 --> 01:10:52.659
was so fucking bad when he fucking hit me with

01:10:52.659 --> 01:10:54.619
that shit, I fucking no -sold it. And I just

01:10:54.619 --> 01:10:56.279
fucking turned around like, alright, let's go.

01:10:57.239 --> 01:10:59.760
You take it like this is going up your ass. Actually,

01:10:59.800 --> 01:11:01.479
to be fair, the carbon fiber sticks, you're lucky

01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:05.079
the thing didn't explode on you. So, I just instantly...

01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:08.020
Carbon fiber hurts, bro. i just instantly remembered

01:11:08.020 --> 01:11:09.680
when you're referring to the when you're referring

01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:13.079
to the kendo stick earlier on um about how it'd

01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:16.239
be like real bamboo or whatever i remember having

01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:19.899
a fans bring the weapons match and some fam brought

01:11:19.899 --> 01:11:25.100
actual bamboo like like live like real authentic

01:11:25.100 --> 01:11:28.319
bamboo they had wrapped together into a bundle

01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:30.680
and i had my best friend who was our wrestling

01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:34.439
dad literally whip it at me and it wrapped around

01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:37.279
my fucking arm and instantly bruised me on the

01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:40.039
fucking spot. I had laceration marks because

01:11:40.039 --> 01:11:44.439
that bamboo material will literally open you

01:11:44.439 --> 01:11:49.579
up like a fucking seam. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it

01:11:49.579 --> 01:11:52.960
hurts. Yeah, bamboo is nothing to fuck with.

01:11:53.100 --> 01:11:55.220
I just instantly remembered that when you were

01:11:55.220 --> 01:11:57.579
talking about the whole... Bamboo and roots ain't

01:11:57.579 --> 01:12:01.239
clan, bro. Ain't nothing to fuck with. Ain't

01:12:01.239 --> 01:12:04.399
nothing to fuck with. So, I found some Lucha

01:12:04.399 --> 01:12:07.680
Kings. These are the guys that hopefully you're

01:12:07.680 --> 01:12:09.699
talking about, and I was watching them a little

01:12:09.699 --> 01:12:13.060
bit. They're so fucking cool. They're so cool.

01:12:13.300 --> 01:12:15.979
Like, if you ever want to spotlight a fucking

01:12:15.979 --> 01:12:17.760
group that doesn't get enough attention, it's

01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:23.439
those fucking guys. Watch it a little bit. This

01:12:23.439 --> 01:12:25.880
is pure fucking Lucha shit right here. Yeah.

01:12:28.260 --> 01:12:30.840
Like, look up the aerial stuff that they do.

01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:36.399
See probably in this match right here right here

01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:41.699
lucha lucha kings versus the wild Jamaicans With

01:12:41.699 --> 01:12:43.779
the wild Jamaicans booked up here a little while

01:12:43.779 --> 01:12:49.119
ago, I think Yeah, yeah, maybe just booked them

01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:52.680
like a couple months ago Doug have you been in

01:12:52.680 --> 01:12:57.300
the Northeast? What was last time you been in

01:12:57.300 --> 01:13:02.380
the Northeast Black speak when i was in the military

01:13:02.380 --> 01:13:04.279
and i drove up there to have sex with some chick

01:13:04.279 --> 01:13:09.239
what a fucking answer yeah yeah i was like i'm

01:13:09.239 --> 01:13:12.460
gonna try maybe not not a real life perspective

01:13:12.460 --> 01:13:17.069
uh for wrestling uh I'll go out there and have

01:13:17.069 --> 01:13:23.390
sex with you guys and I can wrestle. Limitless

01:13:23.390 --> 01:13:25.369
wrestling. I bet they would love to have you.

01:13:25.989 --> 01:13:28.689
Limitless is the biggest. Wait, wait, hold on

01:13:28.689 --> 01:13:30.949
a second. For wrestling or because of the joke

01:13:30.949 --> 01:13:33.250
I just made? You know what I mean? I've been

01:13:33.250 --> 01:13:35.329
trying to fucking book me into a goddamn wrestle

01:13:35.329 --> 01:13:38.250
orgy. All right. Like, you know, I have fucking

01:13:38.250 --> 01:13:42.869
morals. That'd be going back in the early 2000s.

01:13:42.869 --> 01:13:44.789
There used to be some fucked up shit like that.

01:13:46.679 --> 01:13:49.800
No, but it's called Limitless Wrestling. It's

01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:53.180
our biggest promotion. It's one of the biggest

01:13:53.180 --> 01:13:55.920
promotions in New England. There's always guys

01:13:55.920 --> 01:14:01.119
coming from WWE, AEW. We literally just had the

01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:07.420
Hardy Boys. We had the biggest main show in I

01:14:07.420 --> 01:14:13.060
think they said either of all time or in X amount

01:14:13.060 --> 01:14:16.550
of years. We had over 2 ,000 people. I'm pretty

01:14:16.550 --> 01:14:18.029
sure there's more people in the Coliseum for

01:14:18.029 --> 01:14:19.890
Limitless than there was for the ROH show that

01:14:19.890 --> 01:14:22.489
was there. Oh, yeah. That's what Randy was saying,

01:14:22.529 --> 01:14:25.270
that there was more people in the Limitless show

01:14:25.270 --> 01:14:27.250
than there was ROH back, like, it was, like,

01:14:27.250 --> 01:14:29.229
what, like, 10, 15 years ago? Yeah, and the ROH

01:14:29.229 --> 01:14:33.289
show had, like, Cody the Box Hangman. Yeah. Yeah.

01:14:34.409 --> 01:14:38.770
Yeah. So, yeah, if you should shoot Randy Carver

01:14:38.770 --> 01:14:41.949
Jr. a message, maybe you can get yourself booked

01:14:41.949 --> 01:14:43.989
for Limitless Wrestling. I think you would enjoy

01:14:43.989 --> 01:14:47.750
the... The work talent around here. That would

01:14:47.750 --> 01:14:51.810
be fun. A lot of crazy fucking people. Oh my

01:14:51.810 --> 01:14:54.250
god, him versus fucking... Him and Rip Bison

01:14:54.250 --> 01:14:56.529
would be fucking great. Rip Bison or fucking...

01:14:56.529 --> 01:15:04.310
Oh, shit. Conan Lycan. Conan Beef. Beef? Beef

01:15:04.310 --> 01:15:08.989
would be... Gabby's husband. Gabby's boyfriend

01:15:08.989 --> 01:15:11.970
or husband. Oh, Bear Bronson. Bear Bronson would

01:15:11.970 --> 01:15:17.869
be a fucking great match. I'd be down. Bear Bronson

01:15:17.869 --> 01:15:19.210
is a fucking crazy motherfucker. You should definitely

01:15:19.210 --> 01:15:23.350
reach out and see because I wouldn't be surprised

01:15:23.350 --> 01:15:27.750
if you would. Would they want to book me as a

01:15:27.750 --> 01:15:31.489
single or do you think they'd be down? If I can

01:15:31.489 --> 01:15:34.250
get my group out, I have a new faction, Battalion,

01:15:34.430 --> 01:15:37.770
and I want to get them out as much because Alex

01:15:37.770 --> 01:15:41.869
Ace is seven feet tall. Have you guys seen Mikey

01:15:41.869 --> 01:15:45.539
O'Shea wrestle? That name sounds so familiar.

01:15:45.539 --> 01:15:52.180
It sounds so familiar. He is fucking fantastic.

01:15:54.439 --> 01:15:57.420
I can't say enough bullshit about Mikey O'Shea.

01:15:57.479 --> 01:16:00.859
Randy loves factions because he has had a group

01:16:00.859 --> 01:16:03.859
running around essentially for the last two years

01:16:03.859 --> 01:16:07.239
for Limitless that has built a very big story.

01:16:08.720 --> 01:16:12.039
through Limitless Wrestling. We're talking like

01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:15.539
Channing Thomas and guys like Sidney Bacabella,

01:16:15.699 --> 01:16:18.760
the guys in the Northeast that have made a staple

01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:22.460
pretty much in the Northeast. They have made

01:16:22.460 --> 01:16:27.739
such a big group that is just tearing apart every

01:16:27.739 --> 01:16:31.539
single time that they're on a show. Randy's very

01:16:31.539 --> 01:16:35.880
big on factions. Oh, hell yeah. If I can get

01:16:35.880 --> 01:16:39.140
me an ace and then I have this Really cool manager

01:16:39.140 --> 01:16:42.380
who's very like it speaks eloquently very smart,

01:16:42.619 --> 01:16:48.539
but he's either showman, you know If the if the

01:16:48.539 --> 01:16:50.880
price is right, I wouldn't see why I can't see

01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:56.039
why not Yeah, Randy's always down to booking

01:16:56.039 --> 01:16:59.760
like very high talent and you seem like a guy

01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:01.979
with very high He just had the hardy is on their

01:17:01.979 --> 01:17:05.279
biggest Tournament show that they ever did. So

01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:12.279
I mean, you know Yeah, especially since the October

01:17:12.279 --> 01:17:16.640
4th, that secret show, that's a little bit closer

01:17:16.640 --> 01:17:20.840
to where we are. So maybe you would want to work

01:17:20.840 --> 01:17:28.000
something out that way. Oh, I think Doug muted

01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:30.590
himself. I think Doug muted us, yeah. I think

01:17:30.590 --> 01:17:32.609
he's getting out of his truck right now. Oh,

01:17:32.609 --> 01:17:36.649
yeah, I did. I did meet you. I was like, shut

01:17:36.649 --> 01:17:42.109
up. I'm in charge. The typical fucking generic

01:17:42.109 --> 01:17:46.890
heel response. Shut your mouth. Yeah, you guys

01:17:46.890 --> 01:17:50.109
are losers. Yeah, shut your mouth because I'm

01:17:50.109 --> 01:17:52.449
afraid that if I have too much of a personality,

01:17:52.750 --> 01:17:55.170
I never get booked anywhere. So shut your mouth.

01:17:56.270 --> 01:18:02.289
Shut up. It's so true. Yeah, they're like, bro,

01:18:02.390 --> 01:18:05.989
I hate fucking... I hate the fucking wrestling

01:18:05.989 --> 01:18:09.069
community sometimes because they're so afraid

01:18:09.069 --> 01:18:11.289
to have a fucking personality or say something

01:18:11.289 --> 01:18:13.670
wrong. They go out to a show like, hey, whoa,

01:18:13.750 --> 01:18:17.210
careful how you respond online to somebody. You

01:18:17.210 --> 01:18:19.710
don't want to put more than one emoji on a post

01:18:19.710 --> 01:18:21.369
because someone could take that the wrong way

01:18:21.369 --> 01:18:23.449
and then you won't get booked. You're like, what

01:18:23.449 --> 01:18:25.289
the fuck are you talking about? They're like,

01:18:25.310 --> 01:18:28.310
oh, whoa, hey, don't have an opinion. on life

01:18:28.310 --> 01:18:30.409
or say that you like God or anything because

01:18:30.409 --> 01:18:32.329
then you won't get booked. I'm like, what the

01:18:32.329 --> 01:18:34.810
fuck are you talking about? Don't talk about

01:18:34.810 --> 01:18:37.470
anything politically or don't have an opinion

01:18:37.470 --> 01:18:40.829
on this or that. You won't get booked. I made

01:18:40.829 --> 01:18:45.810
an opinion on the Charlie Kirk shooting. I said,

01:18:45.949 --> 01:18:47.890
hey, the world needs to fucking be a little more

01:18:47.890 --> 01:18:50.329
human and not celebrate murder. I said, I didn't

01:18:50.329 --> 01:18:52.250
like it when George Floyd died because they put

01:18:52.250 --> 01:18:54.710
labels on people and it's dehumanizing and they

01:18:54.710 --> 01:18:57.239
do that so they could scapegoat. Advocating for

01:18:57.239 --> 01:18:59.119
Werner. Like, I don't like it. It's really bad.

01:18:59.420 --> 01:19:01.420
Like, and then so they go, I can't believe you

01:19:01.420 --> 01:19:02.979
made a comment on him. And I'm like, I don't

01:19:02.979 --> 01:19:06.500
give a fuck. I'll make a comment on whatever

01:19:06.500 --> 01:19:12.760
I want. And then they bring it up to another

01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:15.239
topic. Like, well, what about this? And I'm like,

01:19:15.300 --> 01:19:18.159
that's bad too. Why did you say anything about

01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:21.770
that? Because it wasn't relevant. So, JP, you

01:19:21.770 --> 01:19:23.550
say, imagine a world with no social media. I

01:19:23.550 --> 01:19:24.989
used to live in that world, and it was actually

01:19:24.989 --> 01:19:28.569
kind of nice. It was really great. The internet

01:19:28.569 --> 01:19:32.689
was just for porn. I was looking at my notes.

01:19:33.069 --> 01:19:38.109
2001. And I had this written down. And you wanted

01:19:38.109 --> 01:19:41.510
to challenge Rampage Jackson in a boxing match.

01:19:41.810 --> 01:19:46.489
Did he ever answer that? Well, I was only going

01:19:46.489 --> 01:19:48.689
to do it because it was going to get Stu's medical

01:19:48.689 --> 01:19:51.069
bills paid for. But then they go fund me. We

01:19:51.069 --> 01:19:52.810
got up to like a quarter million on that bitch.

01:19:53.189 --> 01:19:56.630
So I don't think I have to anymore. So like if

01:19:56.630 --> 01:19:59.149
I could answer that question, I don't want to

01:19:59.149 --> 01:20:02.510
fucking box Rampage Jackson because there's no

01:20:02.510 --> 01:20:06.189
win in that for me. You know, like I got a piece

01:20:06.189 --> 01:20:07.590
of that and one of these guys are in my work

01:20:07.590 --> 01:20:10.590
bathroom. Give me a second. I'm not going to

01:20:10.590 --> 01:20:12.550
flash my wiener to the camera. Don't worry. Oh,

01:20:12.609 --> 01:20:15.520
thank you. I don't want to be jealous, but I

01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:17.500
also don't want to be taken off in YouTube either.

01:20:18.819 --> 01:20:21.060
It's all right. We get banned for most of our

01:20:21.060 --> 01:20:23.420
random shit. Yeah, we get fucking copyright struck

01:20:23.420 --> 01:20:26.600
fucking six weeks after the podcast and we can't

01:20:26.600 --> 01:20:30.579
use it. For what? A lot of times we'll show a

01:20:30.579 --> 01:20:33.180
WWE clip and it'll be like a half a second of

01:20:33.180 --> 01:20:35.869
Triple H's music. And YouTube will be like, you

01:20:35.869 --> 01:20:38.329
played WBF copyrighted music. And it's like,

01:20:38.390 --> 01:20:41.229
cool. Yeah, that's fucking worse. It's like two

01:20:41.229 --> 01:20:43.649
months before they ever saw me. Literally, it's

01:20:43.649 --> 01:20:45.909
literally like two or three months later after

01:20:45.909 --> 01:20:48.930
the video starts getting like traction. It's

01:20:48.930 --> 01:20:51.189
like, oh, that's the way to do it. That's the

01:20:51.189 --> 01:20:53.510
way to do it. I got to throw this piss cup out

01:20:53.510 --> 01:20:56.409
now. Am I giving one second? Oh, wait, no, I

01:20:56.409 --> 01:20:57.949
forgot. You're on my Bluetooth headphones. I

01:20:57.949 --> 01:20:59.609
can talk to you now while I throw my piss cup.

01:20:59.890 --> 01:21:01.670
Why do I feel like this is an episode of Trailer

01:21:01.670 --> 01:21:05.439
Park Boys in real life? That'd be kind of cool.

01:21:05.460 --> 01:21:11.800
We need Doug on every week. Hey, Levi and Matthews,

01:21:11.800 --> 01:21:14.859
y 'all fired. What kind of vehicle do you guys

01:21:14.859 --> 01:21:19.300
think I drive? Looks like a truck. Or a Jeep.

01:21:19.659 --> 01:21:24.619
Yes, it's a truck. I picked this up for $3 ,900

01:21:24.619 --> 01:21:28.159
and it's the best pickup I've ever bought. F

01:21:28.159 --> 01:21:30.979
-250, but it came with a dead rabbit on the back

01:21:30.979 --> 01:21:34.149
and I'm never taking it off. All I heard was

01:21:34.149 --> 01:21:39.970
$3 ,900. Dead rabbit. Dead rabbit. Yeah, it's

01:21:39.970 --> 01:21:42.829
so great, dude. The other day I was at the grocery

01:21:42.829 --> 01:21:45.649
store and some little kid was like, Mom, the

01:21:45.649 --> 01:21:47.869
rabbit! And she was like, oh my god, that poor

01:21:47.869 --> 01:21:49.850
bunny. She was like, you should really remove

01:21:49.850 --> 01:21:51.449
that. And I was like, I'm sorry, he shouldn't

01:21:51.449 --> 01:21:55.289
have been in my garden. Fucking greatest ever.

01:21:57.409 --> 01:21:59.329
Peter Cottonelle could eat a dick. This is how

01:21:59.329 --> 01:22:02.430
we deal with Therican. Yeah. Screw you, rabbit.

01:22:03.790 --> 01:22:07.470
How many miles you got on that thing? Like 200

01:22:07.470 --> 01:22:12.529
plus thousand. She's still running great. Bro,

01:22:12.630 --> 01:22:14.369
it runs like a fucking tank. I love it. It's

01:22:14.369 --> 01:22:18.329
got a Raptor motor in it. Oh, fuck. Yo. Yeah.

01:22:18.649 --> 01:22:22.930
6 .2 liter E85 motor, the EcoBoost. So when you

01:22:22.930 --> 01:22:25.149
step on it with EcoBoost, it floods the fuel

01:22:25.149 --> 01:22:27.529
injectors with all the fuel and it's like having

01:22:27.529 --> 01:22:32.310
a fucking turbo. And I'm like, oh my god. But

01:22:32.310 --> 01:22:34.329
my friend suspension needs to be fixed. So like

01:22:34.329 --> 01:22:35.909
it shakes and I'm just like I don't care. I'll

01:22:35.909 --> 01:22:40.010
just die Well, yeah, I could use a fucking vacation,

01:22:40.229 --> 01:22:42.789
you know what I mean like Life's rough, you know

01:22:42.789 --> 01:22:45.229
speaking of dying. Do you have any near -death

01:22:45.229 --> 01:22:50.569
experiences? quite a few What's the worst? Yeah

01:22:50.569 --> 01:22:57.069
funniest or worse I Want to go funniest cuz I'm

01:22:57.069 --> 01:22:59.770
a funny guy so funniest I got bit in the dick

01:22:59.770 --> 01:23:05.890
by a black widow What? Yeah, yeah. And, like,

01:23:05.909 --> 01:23:08.689
I went to a hospital during COVID, and I drove

01:23:08.689 --> 01:23:14.109
my rental car there. And I was in truck driving

01:23:14.109 --> 01:23:19.250
school at the time, too. So I went there. My

01:23:19.250 --> 01:23:21.310
dick's, like, the size of a fucking potato at

01:23:21.310 --> 01:23:23.550
the time. It's swollen. It hurts. And I lanced

01:23:23.550 --> 01:23:25.649
it. I cut it open so I could fucking drain it.

01:23:25.689 --> 01:23:29.449
Because I got bit by so many. So I lived in the

01:23:29.449 --> 01:23:31.779
mountains. and i was cleaning out a crawl space

01:23:31.779 --> 01:23:34.359
and i must have hit a nest or something i had

01:23:34.359 --> 01:23:36.840
spider bites on my stomach and two on my legs

01:23:36.840 --> 01:23:40.460
one on my arm they were everywhere right so like

01:23:40.460 --> 01:23:42.960
i knew what it was i was like all right like

01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:45.020
i got bit by something then i saw the streaks

01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:47.539
on my stomach and i said that's not good i went

01:23:47.539 --> 01:23:50.340
to take a shower and i looked at my dick which

01:23:50.340 --> 01:23:53.319
was hurting and i said ah like that's really

01:23:53.319 --> 01:23:56.659
really not good so i like lanced it because i

01:23:56.659 --> 01:23:58.260
saw the streak on my dick and it was already

01:23:58.260 --> 01:24:01.109
swelling So I lanced it to, like, drain it, and

01:24:01.109 --> 01:24:03.750
I went straight to the hospital, right? And,

01:24:03.810 --> 01:24:05.649
like, I was like, this isn't good. So I was telling

01:24:05.649 --> 01:24:08.130
the nurses at the hospital, like, hey, I'm in

01:24:08.130 --> 01:24:09.789
a lot of pain. And they're like, where? And I

01:24:09.789 --> 01:24:12.529
was like, my dick. Like, my dick hurts really

01:24:12.529 --> 01:24:15.409
bad. They're like, what? I'm serious. And they're

01:24:15.409 --> 01:24:16.609
like, sir, that's not funny. And I was like,

01:24:16.670 --> 01:24:19.069
is that a fucking joke? My dick hurts. Like,

01:24:19.149 --> 01:24:23.369
I cut it open, and, like, there's a spider bite

01:24:23.369 --> 01:24:25.199
on it. And they're like, well, it's COVID right

01:24:25.199 --> 01:24:27.060
now. We're only taking in people with severe

01:24:27.060 --> 01:24:29.439
emergencies. Like, my fucking dick hurts. Like,

01:24:29.439 --> 01:24:31.819
this is an emergency. Bro, COVID? Are you fucking

01:24:31.819 --> 01:24:34.220
kidding me? Like, the hospital waiting room was

01:24:34.220 --> 01:24:36.119
empty. And they're sitting there like, you just

01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:37.760
have to wait. It'll be a couple hours before

01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:39.619
you get seen. And I'm sitting there. It's like

01:24:39.619 --> 01:24:41.640
30 minutes. It's hurting so bad. I'm starting

01:24:41.640 --> 01:24:43.680
to do, like, the tap dance. And I'm like, oh,

01:24:43.699 --> 01:24:45.659
my God. I'm getting anxious. I'm hot. I'm sweating.

01:24:46.140 --> 01:24:49.699
I'm, like, starting to get nauseous. Bro, let

01:24:49.699 --> 01:24:54.039
me explain. I walked back over there. I walked

01:24:54.039 --> 01:24:56.239
back over there to the, the, the people at the

01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:58.539
front that were admitting everybody pulled my

01:24:58.539 --> 01:25:00.600
dick out. And I said, please, can you fucking

01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:03.359
help me look at this thing? And I went, Oh my

01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:05.500
God. And I was like, yeah, emergency surgery

01:25:05.500 --> 01:25:08.319
immediately. They like sonogrammed. My balls

01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:11.640
are so swollen and they like got a son. I got

01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:14.920
a sonogram on my balls. I got a, I got a full

01:25:14.920 --> 01:25:17.960
sonogram on my balls. So then I put a picture

01:25:17.960 --> 01:25:19.960
of me and my friend Katie out to dinner and I

01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:22.449
put the sonogram up on my balls. So that everyone

01:25:22.449 --> 01:25:24.869
thought that I was like having a kid, but then

01:25:24.869 --> 01:25:26.590
they were all complimenting saying congratulations.

01:25:26.909 --> 01:25:29.390
And I was like, great. They're my balls. Like

01:25:29.390 --> 01:25:32.229
I needed to make myself laugh. I was like, I'm

01:25:32.229 --> 01:25:33.869
going to use this. Like, this is too funny not

01:25:33.869 --> 01:25:37.050
to post. So I'm getting the sonogram and I'm

01:25:37.050 --> 01:25:38.529
talking to the lady. I was like, do you always

01:25:38.529 --> 01:25:40.010
just sonogram people's balls? She's like, this

01:25:40.010 --> 01:25:41.529
is a first. And I was like, this is fantastic.

01:25:42.229 --> 01:25:44.850
And then, so we're just talking. I got this lady

01:25:44.850 --> 01:25:46.329
laughing and then she's like, what happened?

01:25:46.430 --> 01:25:47.770
I was like, I think it's a spider bite. I was

01:25:47.770 --> 01:25:49.250
like, either that or it's like, you know, something

01:25:49.250 --> 01:25:51.850
else, but I'm not having sex right now. It can't

01:25:51.850 --> 01:25:55.270
be that, you know? And then I go and I'm in the

01:25:55.270 --> 01:25:56.810
doctor's office now and they're like, all right,

01:25:56.829 --> 01:25:58.609
we're going to have to, it's going to be some

01:25:58.609 --> 01:26:01.289
options. We're going to give you a lot of medications.

01:26:01.630 --> 01:26:03.649
We're going to have to like cut it open and drain

01:26:03.649 --> 01:26:06.390
it. We're going to have to do some more tests.

01:26:06.989 --> 01:26:09.329
We got to, I think they had to do like an MRI,

01:26:09.590 --> 01:26:11.869
but they're saying, then they start telling me

01:26:11.869 --> 01:26:14.050
like, if we can't get the swelling down and this

01:26:14.050 --> 01:26:17.050
and that, we might actually have to cut off a

01:26:17.050 --> 01:26:20.390
piece of your dick or, or all of it. And you

01:26:20.390 --> 01:26:24.710
might lose your testicles. Oh, my God. And I

01:26:24.710 --> 01:26:29.390
said, I would just rather die. Where's the DNR?

01:26:29.430 --> 01:26:30.489
And they're like, what do you mean? I was like,

01:26:30.569 --> 01:26:33.189
I would rather die than not have a wiener. So,

01:26:33.229 --> 01:26:36.050
like, just let me lay here until I die. I literally,

01:26:36.130 --> 01:26:39.430
I told the doctor, I fucking crossed my arms.

01:26:39.489 --> 01:26:41.250
And I said, I'm just going to cross my arms.

01:26:41.289 --> 01:26:43.710
And I'm going to lay here. And this will be it.

01:26:43.810 --> 01:26:46.050
Where's the DNR? I said, I can't live without

01:26:46.050 --> 01:26:47.630
a wiener. Like, what am I supposed to do? Like

01:26:47.630 --> 01:26:49.649
scissor? I'm going to scissor everybody. Like,

01:26:49.689 --> 01:26:51.710
Ooh, yeah, girl, you want this? This is fucking,

01:26:51.789 --> 01:26:55.989
I'm a scissoring machine, baby. Like, no, not

01:26:55.989 --> 01:26:58.270
happening. I am not going to be fucking Edward

01:26:58.270 --> 01:27:00.729
Scissor Dick. Like, that's just not working for

01:27:00.729 --> 01:27:03.149
me. Go fuck yourself, doctor. We're going to

01:27:03.149 --> 01:27:05.810
save my dick. Like, we're going to fucking figure

01:27:05.810 --> 01:27:09.069
this out. So she's sitting there like fiddling

01:27:09.069 --> 01:27:10.909
with it. And then one of the nurses in the back

01:27:10.909 --> 01:27:13.500
is like some sassy person. He's like. I tell

01:27:13.500 --> 01:27:15.279
them it's probably syphilis. And I was like,

01:27:15.340 --> 01:27:16.960
well, you didn't spend any time with my dick.

01:27:17.079 --> 01:27:18.920
You took a glance at it. The doctor's got my

01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:20.539
dick in her hands and her face and looking at

01:27:20.539 --> 01:27:22.500
it. And she sees in the spider bite, there's

01:27:22.500 --> 01:27:24.680
other spider bites on my body. Who are you to

01:27:24.680 --> 01:27:26.600
talk shit about my dick? You didn't spend any

01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:28.640
time with it. Like, you know, you didn't take

01:27:28.640 --> 01:27:30.739
my dick on a date. This doctor spent two hours

01:27:30.739 --> 01:27:32.119
with my dick and you're over here running your

01:27:32.119 --> 01:27:34.720
mouth. So like now the doctor's laughing and

01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:36.380
I was like, this is not a joke. Don't laugh at

01:27:36.380 --> 01:27:37.760
my dick. You know what I mean? Like, I swear

01:27:37.760 --> 01:27:39.279
to God, it's not what it looks like. You know,

01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:41.539
it normally looks better than this. So then we're

01:27:41.539 --> 01:27:43.979
trying to get the situation under control. And

01:27:43.979 --> 01:27:45.819
I got all these medications. They finally drain

01:27:45.819 --> 01:27:47.659
all the fluids out. My dick's still the size

01:27:47.659 --> 01:27:50.460
of a potato. After I leave the hospital, my balls

01:27:50.460 --> 01:27:53.159
are so swollen. And like, you could see the fang

01:27:53.159 --> 01:27:55.159
marks when all the swelling started to go away

01:27:55.159 --> 01:27:57.520
from like where it was like starting to decay

01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:01.359
a little bit. So I got all of this stuff cleaned.

01:28:01.439 --> 01:28:05.859
I kept my dick. I still have the marks of where

01:28:05.859 --> 01:28:08.779
the drainage was and everything. And I have some

01:28:08.779 --> 01:28:12.750
cool pictures. Yeah. I've shown some people.

01:28:13.770 --> 01:28:15.430
I'm not going to show you guys. You know what

01:28:15.430 --> 01:28:19.289
I mean? Come on. That would have been the best

01:28:19.289 --> 01:28:21.670
time for someone to log into the channel to watch

01:28:21.670 --> 01:28:25.069
the show. No, someone just did. During the middle

01:28:25.069 --> 01:28:26.829
of that conversation while he was explaining

01:28:26.829 --> 01:28:30.430
to somebody, he just said, stop. Well, here we

01:28:30.430 --> 01:28:36.250
are. It was a whole thing. That almost killed

01:28:36.250 --> 01:28:43.159
me. I also crashed a couple of motorcycles. Uh,

01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:47.659
you know, I crashed a car. I crashed my car that

01:28:47.659 --> 01:28:49.399
night too. After I left the hospital, after they

01:28:49.399 --> 01:28:52.520
operated on my dick, um, I, I lived in the mountains

01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:56.039
and they, because of COVID guys, they, I couldn't

01:28:56.039 --> 01:28:58.619
stay in the hospital overnight because you know,

01:28:58.619 --> 01:29:02.020
my criteria criteria wasn't, uh, bad enough for

01:29:02.020 --> 01:29:03.680
me to meet any of the safety requirements to

01:29:03.680 --> 01:29:07.279
keep me. So they, they said it was not a problem

01:29:07.279 --> 01:29:10.380
to them. Yeah. High, high as a kite on morphine

01:29:10.380 --> 01:29:13.359
and painkillers and anesthesia. I drove my car

01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:15.260
home right into the side of the fucking mountain.

01:29:16.260 --> 01:29:20.420
Yeah. And then I fucking got out of it. Cause

01:29:20.420 --> 01:29:23.960
I got into the driveway. I like limped it. I

01:29:23.960 --> 01:29:26.079
like limped it to the bottom of my driveway and

01:29:26.079 --> 01:29:29.199
I went home and I remember like putting like

01:29:29.199 --> 01:29:32.739
something over my, my, my new wounds. And I took

01:29:32.739 --> 01:29:36.590
a shower. and my mom fucking is like texting

01:29:36.590 --> 01:29:38.630
me from we have two separate parts of the house

01:29:38.630 --> 01:29:41.289
and she's like are you okay what's up like what

01:29:41.289 --> 01:29:43.390
happened like i heard you went to the hospital

01:29:43.390 --> 01:29:45.430
this and that and then i texted her back there's

01:29:45.430 --> 01:29:47.569
rice cooking in the microwave and then she fucking

01:29:47.569 --> 01:29:50.069
text me back like 15 minutes later there's no

01:29:50.069 --> 01:29:53.010
rice in the microwave i've ever heard the travis

01:29:53.010 --> 01:29:55.949
tritt song i got rice cooking in the microwave

01:29:56.840 --> 01:29:58.680
Yeah, that's how I say everything's all right.

01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:00.359
You know, you hit me up and be like, are you

01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:01.739
all right? I'm like, I had rice cooking in the

01:30:01.739 --> 01:30:03.779
microwave, buddy. Everything's good. She took

01:30:03.779 --> 01:30:06.199
that way too literal. Oh, it was so great, dude.

01:30:06.279 --> 01:30:10.520
I still laugh. He's delusional. We need to take

01:30:10.520 --> 01:30:14.239
him back. Well, they fucking, they should have,

01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:16.119
man, if they, somebody just would have committed

01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:18.779
me like the whole last two years, like the, the,

01:30:18.779 --> 01:30:22.239
I was homeless before that, uh, and running around

01:30:22.239 --> 01:30:25.479
and just a fucking like running a mess, you know,

01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:28.920
like. That was after my buddy died. Um, my buddy

01:30:28.920 --> 01:30:32.699
died like five years ago. So, you know, it's

01:30:32.699 --> 01:30:35.579
like, I was a mess after he passed away. Uh,

01:30:35.819 --> 01:30:38.460
you know, I was suicidal, you know, I was, I

01:30:38.460 --> 01:30:41.619
was not there. Uh, so basically that was at the

01:30:41.619 --> 01:30:43.180
tail end of that. So they, someone could have

01:30:43.180 --> 01:30:45.180
just committed me like two years before that

01:30:45.180 --> 01:30:48.199
we would have been great. You know, I blame everybody

01:30:48.199 --> 01:30:50.399
else. It wasn't my fault. I'm perfect. And I

01:30:50.399 --> 01:30:54.149
never make mistakes. You are the epic. Yeah.

01:30:54.229 --> 01:30:55.989
Yeah. The never ending story of ass what was

01:30:55.989 --> 01:30:57.409
past president would have come. And I whipped

01:30:57.409 --> 01:30:59.289
that spider's ass. He bit my dick and he was

01:30:59.289 --> 01:31:01.029
like, Oh, it tastes like shit. And then he fucking

01:31:01.029 --> 01:31:05.069
died. Probably. I went to the hospital, you know,

01:31:05.069 --> 01:31:08.210
I wonder if that was a spider's first time, you

01:31:08.210 --> 01:31:09.989
know, like if that was his first time, like with

01:31:09.989 --> 01:31:13.149
the human is technically we dated me and the

01:31:13.149 --> 01:31:17.149
spider. You can't just put my dick in your mouth

01:31:17.149 --> 01:31:19.310
and we not tell people we dated, we dated me

01:31:19.310 --> 01:31:23.229
and that spider. We're an item. Yeah, so if I

01:31:23.229 --> 01:31:26.630
get super famous, if that spider's still alive,

01:31:26.789 --> 01:31:28.149
it's going to be telling all of its other friends,

01:31:28.189 --> 01:31:31.210
like, yo, me and that guy had a moment, you know?

01:31:33.930 --> 01:31:40.050
I suck the epic's dick. Unfortunately, I only

01:31:40.050 --> 01:31:43.920
got fangs, but whatever, we're an item now. If

01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:45.319
you ever have a new girlfriend in your life,

01:31:45.359 --> 01:31:47.079
be like, yeah, I once had the spider suck my

01:31:47.079 --> 01:31:50.920
dick once. My girlfriend knows every story about

01:31:50.920 --> 01:31:54.199
me, and she's just wondering why she still loves

01:31:54.199 --> 01:32:00.520
me. She knows. She's had people come up to her

01:32:00.520 --> 01:32:02.079
and tell her, do you know who your boyfriend

01:32:02.079 --> 01:32:06.619
is? I went to Redlands with her, and I used to

01:32:06.619 --> 01:32:08.899
work downtown. Bar security had a pretty rough

01:32:08.899 --> 01:32:12.550
bar. I'm a fucking nut. So she's like, why are

01:32:12.550 --> 01:32:14.109
we getting free drinks everywhere? I said, I'm

01:32:14.109 --> 01:32:15.649
a legend. You know, he kind of fucking asked

01:32:15.649 --> 01:32:17.510
about me. God damn it. You know, and she's like,

01:32:17.550 --> 01:32:18.869
what do you mean? I was like, I've whipped a

01:32:18.869 --> 01:32:22.130
lot of ass in this city and people still love

01:32:22.130 --> 01:32:23.789
me and respect me out here for all the asses

01:32:23.789 --> 01:32:25.510
I've whipped and kept the bar safe. You know,

01:32:25.550 --> 01:32:26.770
she's like, what do you mean? I was like, well,

01:32:26.869 --> 01:32:29.010
if there was a fight at a neighboring bar and

01:32:29.010 --> 01:32:30.770
their security couldn't handle it, they would

01:32:30.770 --> 01:32:33.069
call our bar and they were like, Hey, send Doug

01:32:33.069 --> 01:32:35.229
over here right now. And I'm like, where Darby's

01:32:35.229 --> 01:32:38.310
on it. And I go. And Superman would show up.

01:32:38.329 --> 01:32:41.710
I have Nickelback playing in my head. I'd be

01:32:41.710 --> 01:32:44.050
like, oh, yeah, that's right. I'm fucking here.

01:32:44.590 --> 01:32:47.390
People have Stone Cold Steve Austin glass break.

01:32:48.050 --> 01:32:50.869
No, no, no, no. Nickelback, bro. Nickelback,

01:32:51.050 --> 01:32:54.810
Spider -Man album, hero. Don't ruin it. Don't

01:32:54.810 --> 01:32:57.729
you fucking ruin it, damn it. Chad Kroger, there

01:32:57.729 --> 01:33:00.489
goes my hero. I walk through the doors. I was

01:33:00.489 --> 01:33:01.590
about to ask what Nickel song is playing, but

01:33:01.590 --> 01:33:04.560
yeah, that tracks. Yeah. I was thinking photograph.

01:33:05.880 --> 01:33:10.000
No, no. And that, so like we're on like our third

01:33:10.000 --> 01:33:13.140
date ever and we're in Redlands and she hears,

01:33:13.140 --> 01:33:16.539
where's, or I hear, where's Doug? Where's Doug?

01:33:16.659 --> 01:33:18.279
And I'm like, I look at her and I said, yeah,

01:33:18.420 --> 01:33:20.579
they always call me when I got my superhero outfit

01:33:20.579 --> 01:33:22.800
on. And she's like, the fuck are you talking

01:33:22.800 --> 01:33:25.880
about? You dumb motherfucker. So I look at her.

01:33:25.920 --> 01:33:27.880
I said, I got my fanny pack and my flip flops

01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:30.119
when I do the most damage. I have my tank top,

01:33:30.279 --> 01:33:32.939
my fanny pack and my flip flops on. And I hear,

01:33:33.000 --> 01:33:34.859
where's Jack? And I'm like, it's over there at

01:33:34.859 --> 01:33:37.199
Clued. So I fucking go over there. And my friend's

01:33:37.199 --> 01:33:38.680
calling for me because there's a fight breaking

01:33:38.680 --> 01:33:40.119
out. And some guy has a gun. Another guy has

01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:41.819
a knife. And there's a guy and a girl that are

01:33:41.819 --> 01:33:43.500
with each other. And this whole thing's devolving.

01:33:43.520 --> 01:33:45.420
And no one's doing anything. So I walk over there.

01:33:45.619 --> 01:33:47.939
Flip, flop, flip, flop, flip, flop. And I said,

01:33:48.039 --> 01:33:50.060
hey. And I grabbed the guy's hand with the gun.

01:33:50.119 --> 01:33:51.619
So I yank him from him. And he's looking at me

01:33:51.619 --> 01:33:54.859
like, oh, shit. You just took that from me. I

01:33:54.859 --> 01:33:56.439
was like, ah, element of surprise. You're not

01:33:56.439 --> 01:33:59.460
ready for this. And then I look at, I tell the

01:33:59.460 --> 01:34:00.840
guy who had the knife and he's in the corner.

01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:02.439
He like backed up into the corner. I was like,

01:34:02.460 --> 01:34:03.840
I looked at him like dead in the eyes. And I

01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:05.819
was like, I will fuck you in that corner. And

01:34:05.819 --> 01:34:07.739
like, you know, I was drinking. So like, I didn't

01:34:07.739 --> 01:34:08.979
really know what to say at the time. So I told

01:34:08.979 --> 01:34:11.399
him, I'll fuck you. And he was just thrown off.

01:34:11.399 --> 01:34:13.779
Like, oh shit, he's going to fuck me. Like, that's

01:34:13.779 --> 01:34:16.380
an odd response. The guy who had the gun is sitting

01:34:16.380 --> 01:34:18.279
there like, I'm so confused. Could I still have

01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:19.779
him by the wrist? And I'm like, you better knock

01:34:19.779 --> 01:34:22.640
it off. The girl that was with the guy that those

01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:25.140
people were after was talking shit behind me.

01:34:25.199 --> 01:34:26.920
And I'm like, I just solved the problem. Why

01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:29.460
aren't you leaving you asshole? You know? So

01:34:29.460 --> 01:34:31.859
I turned around and I tell the guy, because I

01:34:31.859 --> 01:34:33.720
didn't say this to be mean to the girl. I said

01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:37.199
this so she could be upset at me and, and I get

01:34:37.199 --> 01:34:39.060
mad at her boyfriend. So I told the guys to get

01:34:39.060 --> 01:34:41.159
the fuck out of here. And he goes, Donna, this

01:34:41.159 --> 01:34:42.720
and that. I said, put a muzzle on your bitch.

01:34:43.279 --> 01:34:44.560
And then he was like, what? I was like, get the,

01:34:44.579 --> 01:34:46.539
and she's like, fuck you, motherfucker. She's

01:34:46.539 --> 01:34:47.760
now screaming at me. And I was like, good shit.

01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:49.619
Now you're not yelling at these people. And I

01:34:49.619 --> 01:34:51.159
turned to those people and I said, get the fuck

01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:53.300
out of here. And then she's yelling, the guy's

01:34:53.300 --> 01:34:54.659
grabbing the girl and everyone's telling the

01:34:54.659 --> 01:34:56.159
girl to leave me alone because I broke up the

01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:58.640
moment. So I'm like, good. All the intentions

01:34:58.640 --> 01:35:00.859
on me and they're no longer focused on each other.

01:35:01.399 --> 01:35:04.939
Right? Go. I fucking take this guy's shit, fucking

01:35:04.939 --> 01:35:06.979
scatter it, fucking tell him to get the fuck

01:35:06.979 --> 01:35:08.899
out of here, out of Dodge. And then my girlfriend's

01:35:08.899 --> 01:35:11.560
walking up behind me, taking her earrings off

01:35:11.560 --> 01:35:12.779
and I'm walking back towards her. She's like,

01:35:13.450 --> 01:35:15.090
I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm

01:35:15.090 --> 01:35:17.069
a help. I'm like, how the fuck are you going

01:35:17.069 --> 01:35:20.329
to help? The fuck are you going to do? You know

01:35:20.329 --> 01:35:22.689
what I mean? But like, there's a thing about

01:35:22.689 --> 01:35:25.250
Dominican women is they will back you up to the

01:35:25.250 --> 01:35:27.310
day I found out. And now we're like, what, three

01:35:27.310 --> 01:35:32.130
years into this relationship? Almost four. Yeah.

01:35:32.250 --> 01:35:33.890
And every time I try to leave her, she whoops

01:35:33.890 --> 01:35:36.770
my ass and I get forced to stay home. You know,

01:35:36.869 --> 01:35:39.909
I get, she grounds me, you know, I'm like, that's

01:35:39.909 --> 01:35:42.350
it. I can't do this shit no more. And she's like,

01:35:42.619 --> 01:35:45.439
Go on, y 'all. Shut up. Sit down. I'm going to

01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:47.800
cook you some food. Shut the fuck up. Go to sleep.

01:35:47.880 --> 01:35:49.479
You're not leaving the house. I took your keys.

01:35:52.000 --> 01:35:55.199
I'm like, all right. We'll be obedient like a

01:35:55.199 --> 01:35:56.439
good little bitch, and I'm just going to shut

01:35:56.439 --> 01:35:59.819
up now. Okay, you're going to cook us. Okay,

01:35:59.819 --> 01:36:02.819
I'll sit here, I guess. You know what's funny

01:36:02.819 --> 01:36:04.819
is if I tell people the stories about me in Redlands,

01:36:04.859 --> 01:36:07.000
people will say it's not true. If you talk to

01:36:07.000 --> 01:36:08.319
some of the bartenders that are still working

01:36:08.319 --> 01:36:10.000
down there, like the people at the boiler room,

01:36:10.039 --> 01:36:11.520
they'll be like, nope, Doug's a fucking legend.

01:36:12.660 --> 01:36:18.260
Because I basically was like, that was back when

01:36:18.260 --> 01:36:20.800
I was drinking. So I had no fear. And I didn't

01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:24.020
think I would just walk and do shit. Now that

01:36:24.020 --> 01:36:26.420
I'm sober, you couldn't get me to do half that

01:36:26.420 --> 01:36:29.819
shit. I'd be like, hey, go fuck yourself. I got

01:36:29.819 --> 01:36:34.720
to go home. You know what I mean? $25 an hour

01:36:34.720 --> 01:36:37.920
is not good enough to keep me here. Yeah, man.

01:36:38.500 --> 01:36:43.310
Wapner starts in five. Yeah. And I'm just honestly,

01:36:43.430 --> 01:36:45.510
I'm so lucky somebody didn't put my dick in the

01:36:45.510 --> 01:36:47.670
dirt. You know what I mean? Because it's only

01:36:47.670 --> 01:36:50.329
a matter of time until somebody gets your number.

01:36:50.390 --> 01:36:52.289
And I was just really blessed and lucky because,

01:36:52.350 --> 01:36:54.369
you know, like it's not like I could fucking

01:36:54.369 --> 01:36:56.890
take on the world or whatever it is. I just was

01:36:56.890 --> 01:36:58.909
dealing with smaller people. And, you know, I'm

01:36:58.909 --> 01:37:01.350
260 pounds and this is the smallest I've been

01:37:01.350 --> 01:37:04.449
in a long time. Right. So when I was that big

01:37:04.449 --> 01:37:07.619
and I was a lot buffer and stronger. Dealing

01:37:07.619 --> 01:37:09.520
with an average -sized guy is a lot easier to

01:37:09.520 --> 01:37:11.159
overpower. It's not like I did anything special.

01:37:13.140 --> 01:37:15.199
I just want to throw that out there because I

01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:16.239
know people are going to hear that and be like,

01:37:16.300 --> 01:37:18.159
he thinks he's the shit. I'm like, well, I am.

01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:21.520
Jack is shit. I wouldn't want to fuck with you.

01:37:22.199 --> 01:37:28.039
Nope. I have the muscles because I put a garden

01:37:28.039 --> 01:37:29.899
hose up my butthole every morning and I just

01:37:29.899 --> 01:37:31.840
fill it up until the water leaks out my nose.

01:37:32.180 --> 01:37:35.319
Now, I don't let it leak out anymore. I just

01:37:35.319 --> 01:37:39.149
cap it. There's a drought. There's a drought

01:37:39.149 --> 01:37:41.770
in California. You can't lose that much water.

01:37:42.170 --> 01:37:44.390
What was the wrestler that apparently Shawn Michaels

01:37:44.390 --> 01:37:49.250
was trying to give him fucking steroids in the

01:37:49.250 --> 01:37:51.270
butt and he couldn't do it and he's pushing it

01:37:51.270 --> 01:37:52.909
as hard as he can and he just pulls it out and

01:37:52.909 --> 01:37:55.250
hands it back to him and goes, buddy, I think

01:37:55.250 --> 01:38:00.789
you're full. Oh, I don't know. Wasn't that Bulldog?

01:38:01.050 --> 01:38:04.640
It might have been Bulldog. yeah you know if

01:38:04.640 --> 01:38:06.600
guys want to shut things up each other's butts

01:38:06.600 --> 01:38:08.000
you know what i mean like you shouldn't be telling

01:38:08.000 --> 01:38:10.880
the internet that you know and like that that

01:38:10.880 --> 01:38:13.319
era of wrestling they got to do all the steroids

01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:15.760
and all the other stuff and they got to get away

01:38:15.760 --> 01:38:18.359
with it my generation we got to be clean we can't

01:38:18.359 --> 01:38:20.899
do this we can't do that well i mean they also

01:38:20.899 --> 01:38:24.340
all died at 35 so exactly yeah sean michaels

01:38:24.340 --> 01:38:27.039
is still alive and kicking and if they haven't

01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:29.039
died look at the ones that did do steroids and

01:38:29.039 --> 01:38:31.340
now as often and they look like a fucking mess

01:38:31.920 --> 01:38:34.560
I want to actually advocate for the steroids

01:38:34.560 --> 01:38:36.960
on this point. The people that died early didn't

01:38:36.960 --> 01:38:39.119
die from steroid abuse. They died from cocaine

01:38:39.119 --> 01:38:42.579
abuse. It was the 80s. That's probably true.

01:38:42.979 --> 01:38:46.100
Let's think about this. Painkillers, cocaine,

01:38:46.279 --> 01:38:48.439
and steroids are a terrible thing to do to your

01:38:48.439 --> 01:38:52.199
heart all at the same time. Look at Arnold's

01:38:52.199 --> 01:38:55.840
era of bodybuilding. The people that didn't have

01:38:55.840 --> 01:38:58.039
drug problems lived very long, fruitful lives.

01:38:58.260 --> 01:39:01.899
The people that did steroids and cocaine Did

01:39:01.899 --> 01:39:05.779
not. Yeah, that's true. I'm just saying, you

01:39:05.779 --> 01:39:10.319
know, like, I don't think that CRT is a bad thing.

01:39:10.359 --> 01:39:13.520
I think it's actually very useful. You know,

01:39:13.520 --> 01:39:15.520
that's all I have to say about that. You know,

01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:17.000
and there's other things that people can take

01:39:17.000 --> 01:39:21.239
nowadays, like SARMs. Well, if you don't, anything

01:39:21.239 --> 01:39:24.319
with moderation can be decent for you. Well,

01:39:24.439 --> 01:39:26.819
not cocaine. No matter how much you moderate

01:39:26.819 --> 01:39:29.859
that, it's not good for you. But certain testosterone

01:39:29.859 --> 01:39:32.659
and shit like that I've heard have massive success

01:39:32.659 --> 01:39:35.399
and shit like that if you take it in moderation.

01:39:36.939 --> 01:39:39.199
Yeah, and there's certain things out there that

01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:40.920
are very healthy for you, like that can clear

01:39:40.920 --> 01:39:42.600
your lipid panel, you know what I mean, that

01:39:42.600 --> 01:39:46.159
are quote -unquote illegal. Yeah. That aren't

01:39:46.159 --> 01:39:48.060
steroids, but they can help you with your endurance

01:39:48.060 --> 01:39:50.279
and all kinds of shit. And they're very good

01:39:50.279 --> 01:39:53.159
for you. I've actually, when I was... In my height

01:39:53.159 --> 01:39:54.939
of bodybuilding and powerlifting, you know, it's

01:39:54.939 --> 01:39:56.479
not like you can do that naturally. That's how

01:39:56.479 --> 01:39:59.779
I got up to 300 pounds of abs, right? There were

01:39:59.779 --> 01:40:02.720
certain things that I took that helped fix my

01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:05.619
lipid panel. And there were certain things that

01:40:05.619 --> 01:40:08.840
I took that helped regulate my heart. It made

01:40:08.840 --> 01:40:13.920
me healthier. My health didn't decline until

01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:19.510
I was, you know, in a massive depression. not

01:40:19.510 --> 01:40:23.829
doing anything to help myself. Depression, drug

01:40:23.829 --> 01:40:27.029
abuse, alcoholism, all of that stuff mixed together.

01:40:27.810 --> 01:40:32.250
That was when I had the worst health. Even now,

01:40:32.430 --> 01:40:38.130
I've recovered completely from it. I get the

01:40:38.130 --> 01:40:40.630
depression and alcoholism thing, trust me. I

01:40:40.630 --> 01:40:44.869
think a lot of us have that. To me, I don't...

01:40:45.609 --> 01:40:48.170
I don't condone drinking, and I do drink from

01:40:48.170 --> 01:40:50.069
time to time. I'm always honest about that, but

01:40:50.069 --> 01:40:53.010
I advocate for sobriety, absolute sobriety. I

01:40:53.010 --> 01:40:57.409
wish I was strong enough to do it, but I fuck

01:40:57.409 --> 01:41:01.010
up here and there. But I don't drink. I won't

01:41:01.010 --> 01:41:03.310
drink two days in a row. I have an absolute rule

01:41:03.310 --> 01:41:05.770
against that. You just said it a second ago.

01:41:05.869 --> 01:41:07.630
Anything in moderation is fine. You can sit down

01:41:07.630 --> 01:41:10.090
and have two beers and be okay, but slinging

01:41:10.090 --> 01:41:13.229
back half a bottle of rum. I can't moderate.

01:41:14.420 --> 01:41:16.560
I can't moderate. If I have one beer, I have

01:41:16.560 --> 01:41:21.300
them all. To this day, I cannot moderate. If

01:41:21.300 --> 01:41:28.520
I have one drink, I'm going to party. I am absolutely

01:41:28.520 --> 01:41:32.060
helpless when it comes to that. We have a couple

01:41:32.060 --> 01:41:35.880
friends like that. You couldn't make me party

01:41:35.880 --> 01:41:37.420
if you tried. If I say I'm going to be sober,

01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:39.220
I'm going to be sober with fucking white knuckles.

01:41:40.420 --> 01:41:43.500
You know what I mean? I'm going to say no a few

01:41:43.500 --> 01:41:46.420
times politely and then I'm like, all right,

01:41:46.460 --> 01:41:51.779
we're doing this. Or if you get me to drink when

01:41:51.779 --> 01:41:54.420
I said no politely a few times, good luck when

01:41:54.420 --> 01:41:59.220
fucking Mr. Hyde comes out. See, I don't get

01:41:59.220 --> 01:42:01.720
that, man. If I'm at a bar or something and I

01:42:01.720 --> 01:42:02.800
get a buddy there and I'm like, yo, you want

01:42:02.800 --> 01:42:03.939
a beer or you want a drink? And they're like,

01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:05.159
no. I'm like, all right, cool. What do you want

01:42:05.159 --> 01:42:07.300
then? Like, you know, give me a soda. Cool. Here

01:42:07.300 --> 01:42:09.659
you go. For me, I just don't go out. I don't

01:42:09.659 --> 01:42:11.359
go out drinking at bars and stuff like that.

01:42:11.539 --> 01:42:16.140
I refuse. My friend Ian Morgan, Ian the Captain

01:42:16.140 --> 01:42:22.000
Morgan, I got roofied in Portland. I was found

01:42:22.000 --> 01:42:24.699
wandering the streets talking absolute fucking

01:42:24.699 --> 01:42:28.979
nonsense and mythical things. The cops thought

01:42:28.979 --> 01:42:30.760
I was on regular drugs and when I got drug tested

01:42:30.760 --> 01:42:34.619
and everything, I was roofied. And attacked.

01:42:36.039 --> 01:42:38.460
Yeah, I was attacked and they try to rob me and

01:42:38.460 --> 01:42:41.159
they're not biting somebody there, too I have

01:42:41.159 --> 01:42:44.819
a thing with biting. It seems to be my go -to

01:42:44.819 --> 01:42:47.979
I will bite you in the fucking face if I'm gonna

01:42:47.979 --> 01:42:49.819
fight with you like I'm just like I'm not having

01:42:49.819 --> 01:42:51.859
a Donnybrook I'm gonna bite you like I'm a fucking

01:42:51.859 --> 01:42:54.140
t -rex. He was my favorite character in Jurassic

01:42:54.140 --> 01:42:59.140
Park and this is where I'm at Clearly we learned

01:42:59.140 --> 01:43:05.000
that from the Raja incident We should probably

01:43:05.000 --> 01:43:07.000
go into that since that was the main event of

01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:11.180
this whole situation. We haven't really talked

01:43:11.180 --> 01:43:17.500
mainly about that. A little bit of curiosity.

01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:20.439
You're fighting this dude and you're sitting

01:43:20.439 --> 01:43:22.119
there looking and you're like, man, he's got

01:43:22.119 --> 01:43:24.840
a big meaty trap. I wonder what it tastes like.

01:43:25.819 --> 01:43:27.880
Then you bite him and you're like, ah, dude,

01:43:27.960 --> 01:43:34.960
it tastes like sweat and asshole. So, yeah, he

01:43:34.960 --> 01:43:39.260
got arrested. We all finally, it took them fucking

01:43:39.260 --> 01:43:42.520
weeks. California does that. They won't even

01:43:42.520 --> 01:43:44.159
arrest the pedophiles. That's why we don't do

01:43:44.159 --> 01:43:46.699
LA County with the scaling up. Well, yeah, I've

01:43:46.699 --> 01:43:49.140
heard that it's fucking ridiculous about that

01:43:49.140 --> 01:43:53.979
shit. Oh, my nose is itchy. I'm going to be on

01:43:53.979 --> 01:43:56.880
live stream picking my nose. We can't see you.

01:43:56.920 --> 01:44:01.130
We can't really see you, so it's okay. It's only

01:44:01.130 --> 01:44:02.970
when you're going through the lights that you

01:44:02.970 --> 01:44:06.729
can see this glimpse of you here and there. I'm

01:44:06.729 --> 01:44:08.850
going to turn the light on and just fucking sit

01:44:08.850 --> 01:44:16.449
there. So, Doug, bring us through that day, man.

01:44:16.510 --> 01:44:19.170
What happened that day? From your aspect, what

01:44:19.170 --> 01:44:22.529
happened? From point A to point Z, basically.

01:44:23.440 --> 01:44:27.180
What was your day like to the incident, I guess,

01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:29.680
would probably be a good question. I was calling

01:44:29.680 --> 01:44:31.960
a match with Alex Ace and I was like, bro, stop

01:44:31.960 --> 01:44:33.500
standing so close to me. I hate when your dick

01:44:33.500 --> 01:44:35.899
touches my shoulder because he's 17. Come on.

01:44:36.199 --> 01:44:38.920
Fucking inappropriate. This is no way to get

01:44:38.920 --> 01:44:40.640
attention. I don't know how you do it in Spain.

01:44:40.720 --> 01:44:43.119
I know Europeans are a little quirky, you know,

01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:48.819
and he's just like, all right, buddy. And he's

01:44:48.819 --> 01:44:50.439
like, oh, we'll do this. And I was like, all

01:44:50.439 --> 01:44:52.000
right. And then we're going to bump. And I was

01:44:52.000 --> 01:44:53.399
like, do we have enough time in the match for

01:44:53.399 --> 01:44:54.699
you to bump? Because you're a fucking giraffe

01:44:54.699 --> 01:44:58.239
if I take 10 minutes. It's like watching a seven

01:44:58.239 --> 01:45:00.460
-footer bump is like having dial -up fucking

01:45:00.460 --> 01:45:03.920
load. You know, it's fucking terrible. It takes

01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:09.500
forever. They make awful noises. Yeah. It's just

01:45:09.500 --> 01:45:13.760
so bad. Come on. I'll do all the bumping. No,

01:45:13.760 --> 01:45:16.640
no, he's actually so talented. Him and Mikey

01:45:16.640 --> 01:45:18.560
O'Shea were going off the top turnbuckle flying.

01:45:19.140 --> 01:45:22.800
No, Mikey, I follow him on TikTok. Bro, he is

01:45:22.800 --> 01:45:26.800
the best. I watched him wrestle three times in

01:45:26.800 --> 01:45:28.579
my life, and I can almost remember every spot

01:45:28.579 --> 01:45:30.800
in all of his matches. He's my favorite. That's

01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:33.359
cool. Him and Alex Ace have always been one of

01:45:33.359 --> 01:45:36.159
my favorites to watch. He's a third grade school

01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:38.939
teacher and his visa is expiring and I'm trying

01:45:38.939 --> 01:45:41.100
to keep wrestling with him. So if we can get

01:45:41.100 --> 01:45:43.060
him signed anywhere, that is a dream of mine.

01:45:43.119 --> 01:45:45.180
I would do anything so I can keep working with

01:45:45.180 --> 01:45:50.819
him. I love that guy. Yeah, right? Seriously,

01:45:51.039 --> 01:45:53.300
Tony Khan, just fucking sign his visa over so

01:45:53.300 --> 01:45:57.039
he can keep wrestling. We should make a movement

01:45:57.039 --> 01:45:59.220
just for Tony Khan or somebody to sign his visa

01:45:59.220 --> 01:46:01.800
over so he can keep working. That would be the

01:46:01.800 --> 01:46:03.640
sweetest, coolest gift that they could ever do

01:46:03.640 --> 01:46:05.539
to the wrestling community, and Alex deserves

01:46:05.539 --> 01:46:08.279
every bit of that kindness. Well, Tony loves

01:46:08.279 --> 01:46:10.760
signing wrestlers just to sign them, so why not?

01:46:11.420 --> 01:46:15.079
Yeah. And Alex is entertaining, and he speaks

01:46:15.079 --> 01:46:19.140
Catalan. He's very proper. You know, he's upper

01:46:19.140 --> 01:46:23.300
-crust Spanish. But anyways, with the Raja situation,

01:46:23.880 --> 01:46:26.340
the beer can thing happened when I wasn't looking.

01:46:26.420 --> 01:46:28.100
My back was turning. You see the whole video?

01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:33.380
Then... I had my match, came out there, and then

01:46:33.380 --> 01:46:38.420
the booker comes over to me and he goes, hey,

01:46:38.479 --> 01:46:40.920
there might be a terrible incident. Or no, he

01:46:40.920 --> 01:46:42.960
said, there might be an issue. Can you just make

01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:44.760
sure everything's safe? I was like, well, what's

01:46:44.760 --> 01:46:46.380
the spot? What's happening? Well, I don't know.

01:46:46.899 --> 01:46:48.420
And he goes, did you see what happened earlier?

01:46:48.520 --> 01:46:50.920
I said, no. The whole beer can thing tells me.

01:46:50.920 --> 01:46:52.359
But I was like, why the fuck would he do that?

01:46:52.399 --> 01:46:53.899
If you hit me with a beer can, I'll fuck you

01:46:53.899 --> 01:46:56.399
up. And I was like, oh, shit, that's not good.

01:46:56.779 --> 01:46:58.739
You know, and he goes, oh, they apologize. Oh,

01:46:58.880 --> 01:47:00.479
so they apologize. And he goes, yeah. So I was

01:47:00.479 --> 01:47:01.699
like, it's fine. He goes, yeah. I was like, okay,

01:47:01.819 --> 01:47:03.939
so it's not that big of a deal. Right? So I go

01:47:03.939 --> 01:47:05.739
out there, I talk to the security guy. The security

01:47:05.739 --> 01:47:08.460
guy goes, I don't know about any spot. Not to

01:47:08.460 --> 01:47:13.659
cut you off, but it kind of seemed like in that

01:47:13.659 --> 01:47:19.020
video with Raja, after it happened, and then

01:47:19.020 --> 01:47:23.220
I called him cowboy cunt face. uh when cowboy

01:47:23.220 --> 01:47:26.399
was the the uh when they were talking about don't

01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:29.000
even mention his name because he he thinks that

01:47:29.000 --> 01:47:30.840
people are cloud chasing you have to have clout

01:47:30.840 --> 01:47:33.819
to chase it you when they were talking about

01:47:33.819 --> 01:47:38.020
receipt it kind of felt like this scenario was

01:47:38.020 --> 01:47:41.680
planned where this incident would happen because

01:47:41.680 --> 01:47:44.500
like stewie even said like he saw the camera

01:47:44.500 --> 01:47:46.779
he thought they were doing an angle whatever

01:47:46.779 --> 01:47:51.109
it kind of for me kind of felt like maybe there

01:47:51.109 --> 01:47:53.329
was a conversation beforehand that saying, this

01:47:53.329 --> 01:47:55.409
guy's going to show up, we're going to get some

01:47:55.409 --> 01:47:58.609
heat and whatever for this match. So when they

01:47:58.609 --> 01:48:01.029
were talking about the receipt, it kind of felt

01:48:01.029 --> 01:48:07.189
like, oh, so you expected this to happen with

01:48:07.189 --> 01:48:10.729
Stu, and we're now going to go off the rails,

01:48:10.829 --> 01:48:15.149
basically. I don't know about if that was expected

01:48:15.149 --> 01:48:17.890
to happen, but I do know that fucking dipshit

01:48:19.800 --> 01:48:27.239
had a prior issue. And Stu gave him a car and

01:48:27.239 --> 01:48:31.159
he never paid for it. And him and Stu had a problem

01:48:31.159 --> 01:48:33.920
over that. Stu also gave him a place to stay,

01:48:33.979 --> 01:48:38.180
but he was homeless to carry him. So this fucking

01:48:38.180 --> 01:48:40.859
moron, for him to say that he's a fucking idiot,

01:48:40.960 --> 01:48:42.539
make sure you give him a receipt. Remember what

01:48:42.539 --> 01:48:45.439
a receipt is? Tag his shit. Give him a real one,

01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:49.000
whatever the fuck he said, right? That fucking

01:48:49.000 --> 01:48:50.960
moron for you to utter those words after this

01:48:50.960 --> 01:48:53.739
guy's done so much for you and not deep not trying

01:48:53.739 --> 01:48:56.239
to deescalate calm somebody down Would you know

01:48:56.239 --> 01:48:58.300
that this guy has an arrest record? You know

01:48:58.300 --> 01:48:59.899
that he's volatile He shoots on his training

01:48:59.899 --> 01:49:02.039
partners and MMA all the time, you know that

01:49:02.039 --> 01:49:04.039
he had a concussion You know that he's always

01:49:04.039 --> 01:49:06.100
done some unhinged shit You brought somebody

01:49:06.100 --> 01:49:08.779
like that knowing their past behavior Knowing

01:49:08.779 --> 01:49:10.380
that you live stream with them the day before

01:49:10.380 --> 01:49:12.119
you did all this shit You guys are always talking

01:49:12.119 --> 01:49:14.579
shit about fighting and trying to be tough because

01:49:14.579 --> 01:49:18.280
bravado is the name of the game for losers That

01:49:18.280 --> 01:49:22.500
motherfucker brought that scenario and didn't

01:49:22.500 --> 01:49:24.380
try to deescalate it. He's responsible because

01:49:24.380 --> 01:49:26.380
he brought a fucking guest into a place where

01:49:26.380 --> 01:49:28.239
he has fraternity with people and an understanding

01:49:28.239 --> 01:49:29.880
that we're supposed to keep each other safe.

01:49:30.560 --> 01:49:34.800
Right. So we're putting our lives in people's

01:49:34.800 --> 01:49:37.119
hands and we're putting our trust that you're

01:49:37.119 --> 01:49:39.119
bringing somebody that's safe because you're

01:49:39.119 --> 01:49:42.119
bringing them and you're one of us. And you chose

01:49:42.119 --> 01:49:45.680
that person over from fraternity, and you encouraged

01:49:45.680 --> 01:49:48.539
real violence when there's kids present. Un -fucking

01:49:48.539 --> 01:49:50.579
-forgivable. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:49:51.119 --> 01:49:54.140
That's why it kind of felt like this was something

01:49:54.140 --> 01:49:58.279
that either had a grudge against him or whatever,

01:49:58.539 --> 01:50:01.439
because it's just that scenario happened, and

01:50:01.439 --> 01:50:03.739
then it's like, you give him a receipt. You remember

01:50:03.739 --> 01:50:06.159
how I told you about receipts? Why the fuck are

01:50:06.159 --> 01:50:09.819
you talking about receipts to... a guy that's

01:50:09.819 --> 01:50:12.699
just showing up it's like it like to me it kind

01:50:12.699 --> 01:50:15.659
of felt like that oh this is a scenario that

01:50:15.659 --> 01:50:18.800
he was hoping that would escalate and then and

01:50:18.800 --> 01:50:21.680
then this would happen yeah i don't i don't believe

01:50:21.680 --> 01:50:23.840
in coincidence so the fact that it happened and

01:50:23.840 --> 01:50:26.920
there was a prior issue uh i don't believe in

01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:29.479
coincidence so you did what you did you said

01:50:29.479 --> 01:50:32.840
you you didn't do anything to de -escalate You

01:50:32.840 --> 01:50:35.060
ran away like a coward after the event. The family

01:50:35.060 --> 01:50:36.399
told you to leave when you tried to show up to

01:50:36.399 --> 01:50:38.199
the fucking hospital. Then when you showed up

01:50:38.199 --> 01:50:40.119
to the hospital, you walked over to Elias, the

01:50:40.119 --> 01:50:42.319
young kid who tried to pull him off first. And

01:50:42.319 --> 01:50:46.239
you said, what was the spot? Oh, that's weird.

01:50:46.680 --> 01:50:48.720
Why would they have an MMA guy in there with

01:50:48.720 --> 01:50:53.180
a pro wrestler? It's exact words. Already trying

01:50:53.180 --> 01:50:57.539
to dodge what he did. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So you're

01:50:57.539 --> 01:51:02.079
already setting up your lies. Yeah. Just not

01:51:02.079 --> 01:51:04.180
only that, he, like, completely backtracked.

01:51:04.199 --> 01:51:05.659
He was like, you know, like, when he was on the,

01:51:05.739 --> 01:51:08.479
uh, I can't remember who's whatever, talking

01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:10.279
about it. He's like, oh, I was like, I had no

01:51:10.279 --> 01:51:12.600
control of him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:51:12.760 --> 01:51:15.220
It is exactly like you said. You knew all this

01:51:15.220 --> 01:51:20.100
shit. You're friends with this guy. You knew

01:51:20.100 --> 01:51:22.220
that he had concussion. You knew that he would

01:51:22.220 --> 01:51:25.859
just go off the rails. And yet you still allowed

01:51:25.859 --> 01:51:29.140
this shit to happen. Yeah. And then you're already

01:51:29.140 --> 01:51:31.439
pre -setting your lies. You lied when my buddy

01:51:31.439 --> 01:51:34.100
Alex asked him, hey, was that you on the phone

01:51:34.100 --> 01:51:35.800
with him? Was that you on the phone using the

01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:37.640
N -word? Was that you? I heard your fucking voice.

01:51:37.739 --> 01:51:39.520
I would never use that word. It's against my

01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:42.260
culture. It goes on CT Flexion Podcast. It's

01:51:42.260 --> 01:51:47.960
me, Andre. My life is ruined. It's on Raja's

01:51:47.960 --> 01:51:50.159
kick before it got taken down. It's on the video.

01:51:51.060 --> 01:51:53.739
Yeah, I know. The other part of that, too, is

01:51:53.739 --> 01:51:59.039
this fucking dipshit. But it was on on CTS podcast

01:51:59.039 --> 01:52:02.060
saying kayfabe is dead and he's on JPL say that

01:52:02.060 --> 01:52:07.180
he believes in kayfabe, you know He there's so

01:52:07.180 --> 01:52:08.899
much that goes into all of it But I'm trying

01:52:08.899 --> 01:52:11.020
to run away from all and setting up all of these

01:52:11.020 --> 01:52:13.760
things and just constantly lying, you know Like

01:52:13.760 --> 01:52:16.340
that's what makes me believe that you're a part

01:52:16.340 --> 01:52:19.880
of something when you lie And you haven't apologized

01:52:19.880 --> 01:52:23.170
or done anything to help take accountability

01:52:23.170 --> 01:52:26.350
for any of the fucking behavior or actions that

01:52:26.350 --> 01:52:30.989
happen. Like, what a fucking coward. And because

01:52:30.989 --> 01:52:33.149
he hasn't apologized, because he hasn't taken

01:52:33.149 --> 01:52:36.930
accountability, because he lied, now Rampage

01:52:36.930 --> 01:52:41.130
is talking shit about Stu. Stu's family is getting

01:52:41.130 --> 01:52:44.050
harassed. Rampage is getting harassed. Two parties

01:52:44.050 --> 01:52:46.010
that need to be healing and focused on dealing

01:52:46.010 --> 01:52:48.779
with the situation. Are getting outside heat

01:52:48.779 --> 01:52:50.939
from people not involved in a situation because

01:52:50.939 --> 01:52:54.640
somebody's fucking lying about it. Yeah. How

01:52:54.640 --> 01:52:57.340
fucking terrible of a person are you where you

01:52:57.340 --> 01:53:00.279
can't take accountability? I had to tell my 14

01:53:00.279 --> 01:53:02.579
year old little kid. He's not my kid, but my

01:53:02.579 --> 01:53:05.439
friend Vera's kid. Right. But I love this kid.

01:53:05.539 --> 01:53:07.520
I love him to death. And he's impressionable.

01:53:07.560 --> 01:53:09.479
And he looks up to me and he looks up to my friends.

01:53:09.619 --> 01:53:12.260
Right. And I have to tell him, Eli, look, little

01:53:12.260 --> 01:53:15.800
man, like if you fuck up in life, you have to

01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:18.560
take accountability. Eat no matter how bad it

01:53:18.560 --> 01:53:20.340
is. And I said, it starts with the little things.

01:53:20.479 --> 01:53:22.359
Your mom asks you a question, you lie to her,

01:53:22.439 --> 01:53:25.560
you're skipping accountability. Always own things

01:53:25.560 --> 01:53:27.159
in life. You have to learn to take accountability

01:53:27.159 --> 01:53:30.840
early and often and always. Or when big things

01:53:30.840 --> 01:53:33.039
happen, you're not going to take accountability.

01:53:33.100 --> 01:53:37.119
Now you can't heal. You can't grow. The people

01:53:37.119 --> 01:53:40.039
that you hurt can't grow. Nobody can grow and

01:53:40.039 --> 01:53:42.600
heal from the situation because you're gatekeeping

01:53:42.600 --> 01:53:46.140
that by lying. I'd explain it in this whole scenario.

01:53:47.000 --> 01:53:49.779
Based on this fucking asshole and that kid had

01:53:49.779 --> 01:53:51.859
a watch the whole Roger situation. He watched

01:53:51.859 --> 01:53:56.060
the whole incident Yeah Yeah, that's crazy in

01:53:56.060 --> 01:53:59.079
like yeah with the Rampage Jackson shit. Like

01:53:59.079 --> 01:54:02.319
I know he kept on putting out like the Like he

01:54:02.319 --> 01:54:04.680
went to like a doctor or whatever and they did

01:54:04.680 --> 01:54:07.239
like that specialized and like helping people

01:54:07.239 --> 01:54:10.079
with a face and He went on camera saying I want

01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:13.109
to pay for stews you know i want stew to get

01:54:13.109 --> 01:54:15.609
this and pay for it try to stay face and then

01:54:15.609 --> 01:54:19.270
turn around and go like stew's in that like he's

01:54:19.270 --> 01:54:23.390
kind of being an he's not like apologizing about

01:54:23.390 --> 01:54:28.529
the scenario even though it was i mean yeah the

01:54:28.529 --> 01:54:31.130
beer he's also still recovering he's also still

01:54:31.130 --> 01:54:33.430
recovering at the time that he said that stew

01:54:33.430 --> 01:54:35.590
couldn't walk without a walker because he'd get

01:54:35.590 --> 01:54:38.279
dizzy he was forgetting what he was saying Studi

01:54:38.279 --> 01:54:40.260
is a fucking heel and that's why I don't talk

01:54:40.260 --> 01:54:41.800
to him so much or I'm not hitting him up because

01:54:41.800 --> 01:54:43.899
I'm directly tied to this fucking incident and

01:54:43.899 --> 01:54:46.460
if I talk to him he's gonna think about the incident

01:54:46.460 --> 01:54:49.060
because I'm directly involved with what fucking

01:54:49.060 --> 01:54:52.100
happened so like I can't even check on my fucking

01:54:52.100 --> 01:54:53.979
friend all I could do is fucking raise money

01:54:53.979 --> 01:54:55.979
and try to put the truth out there because these

01:54:55.979 --> 01:54:58.260
fucking morons are talking out of their fucking

01:54:58.260 --> 01:55:02.010
assholes I say Stu needs to apologize. I'm like,

01:55:02.090 --> 01:55:03.869
okay, the beer can thing, yeah, sure, whatever.

01:55:04.130 --> 01:55:07.789
But he didn't get his... Stu got his face rearranged.

01:55:08.550 --> 01:55:11.609
He almost died in the middle of the ring. I wouldn't

01:55:11.609 --> 01:55:14.250
be apologizing. If I popped you in the head of

01:55:14.250 --> 01:55:17.489
the beer can, and I'm pretty sure it was... Looking

01:55:17.489 --> 01:55:19.350
at it, it was worked. Here's the other thing.

01:55:19.949 --> 01:55:22.770
First of all, if you hit me with a beer can on

01:55:22.770 --> 01:55:25.829
the spot, I'd fuck you up. The situation's done

01:55:25.829 --> 01:55:28.359
right then and there. I wouldn't walk away and

01:55:28.359 --> 01:55:31.140
premeditate and wait for your body to be surrendered

01:55:31.140 --> 01:55:34.319
to me for me to leave you fucking unresponsive

01:55:34.319 --> 01:55:36.119
and try to kill you. They're going to leave you

01:55:36.119 --> 01:55:38.779
like, bro, what the fuck? If that incident would

01:55:38.779 --> 01:55:41.539
have happened then and there instead of in the

01:55:41.539 --> 01:55:45.279
ring, I feel like this entire thing would have

01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:48.039
been a whole different situation. Bro, if they

01:55:48.039 --> 01:55:50.100
would have just fucking told me earlier about

01:55:50.100 --> 01:55:52.260
the fucking situation because the reason they

01:55:52.260 --> 01:55:54.199
even told me something bad might happen is because

01:55:54.199 --> 01:55:56.880
I don't let bad things happen and I advocate

01:55:56.880 --> 01:56:00.819
for morals and I'll stick up for people. I would

01:56:00.819 --> 01:56:03.560
have walked straight up to Raja after that fucking

01:56:03.560 --> 01:56:05.439
incident and be like, hey, I want you to understand

01:56:05.439 --> 01:56:07.659
that this situation was bad. It happened, but

01:56:07.659 --> 01:56:09.899
we got to keep it peaceful. There's kids here.

01:56:10.239 --> 01:56:12.119
If you're still feeling like you want to hurt

01:56:12.119 --> 01:56:14.880
this person, let's just go talk outside. Let's

01:56:14.880 --> 01:56:17.270
figure this out. Let's separate. ourselves for

01:56:17.270 --> 01:56:20.270
the moment if i if it escalates between me and

01:56:20.270 --> 01:56:22.750
him fuck it whatever but if we if i could talk

01:56:22.750 --> 01:56:25.869
him off the ledge then like then we just have

01:56:25.869 --> 01:56:29.229
a a scuffle an altercation maybe some words or

01:56:29.229 --> 01:56:31.210
maybe we talk it down maybe i could reason with

01:56:31.210 --> 01:56:34.250
him like maybe something better but the fact

01:56:34.250 --> 01:56:37.529
that nobody was willing to pull him aside and

01:56:37.529 --> 01:56:41.710
be a good mentor to him a good friend like raja

01:56:41.710 --> 01:56:44.149
needed a friend that day just as much as everyone

01:56:44.149 --> 01:56:47.609
else because Good mentor if my little brother

01:56:47.609 --> 01:56:49.550
would have shown his ass or if I know he was

01:56:49.550 --> 01:56:51.890
crazy something like that would happen I would

01:56:51.890 --> 01:56:55.010
never fucking let him Like off the fucking leash.

01:56:55.170 --> 01:56:56.569
I'd have them right next to me. Like what are

01:56:56.569 --> 01:56:58.050
you thinking? How are you feeling? Do we need

01:56:58.050 --> 01:56:59.829
to leave? Do we need to leave and like change

01:56:59.829 --> 01:57:02.090
the scenery because I can't allow you to get

01:57:02.090 --> 01:57:04.409
arrested and ruin your life I can't allow you

01:57:04.409 --> 01:57:06.369
to do something bad in front of people and kids

01:57:06.369 --> 01:57:09.909
Like let's talk about this. Come on, bud And

01:57:09.909 --> 01:57:12.710
if him and I got into a scrap over it, so what

01:57:12.710 --> 01:57:16.850
it ends right there like You have to be the guy

01:57:16.850 --> 01:57:22.229
to put yourself between that. A lot of me is

01:57:22.229 --> 01:57:24.729
really mad because I didn't know before Roger

01:57:24.729 --> 01:57:26.329
even was sitting on the side, I wish I could

01:57:26.329 --> 01:57:27.970
have got to talk to him. I bet you I could have

01:57:27.970 --> 01:57:32.270
solved the situation with words. I bet you I

01:57:32.270 --> 01:57:36.029
could have. And instead it got instigated. But

01:57:36.029 --> 01:57:38.529
fuck his chat. I would have put all the pressure

01:57:38.529 --> 01:57:40.189
on me. I would have just talked shit to his chat.

01:57:41.220 --> 01:57:44.600
And not even just instigated by, you know, kind

01:57:44.600 --> 01:57:51.479
of face. Oh, God, dude, I have. Well, not only

01:57:51.479 --> 01:57:53.819
that, like more than more than once, I have I

01:57:53.819 --> 01:57:58.640
have told him how I felt. Yeah, I bet. Well,

01:57:58.760 --> 01:58:02.239
like I said, like at this point, Rampage is asking

01:58:02.239 --> 01:58:04.720
for apology for Stu. I have yet to hear an apology

01:58:04.720 --> 01:58:09.810
from Raja for almost the fucking ring. So leading

01:58:09.810 --> 01:58:12.029
into that, I don't know. I'm assuming, Doug,

01:58:12.149 --> 01:58:16.310
you know that Rampage got arrested for it all.

01:58:16.710 --> 01:58:21.630
Raja. Raja, not Rampage. Yeah, we talked about

01:58:21.630 --> 01:58:23.909
it earlier. Yes. I'm not mad at Rampage because

01:58:23.909 --> 01:58:26.649
I don't expect anybody to have a coherent response.

01:58:27.010 --> 01:58:30.109
Think about this. Raja is his son. Raja came

01:58:30.109 --> 01:58:33.529
from his balls. He is a piece of Rampage. I want

01:58:33.529 --> 01:58:35.010
you to think about this. Really, really think

01:58:35.010 --> 01:58:36.890
about it. When people want to demonize Rampage.

01:58:37.310 --> 01:58:39.789
That is a piece of him in the world that he loves

01:58:39.789 --> 01:58:43.289
more than anything and he'll die for it. I don't

01:58:43.289 --> 01:58:45.510
expect a rational response out of him and I expect

01:58:45.510 --> 01:58:47.229
him to do everything that he can to make sure

01:58:47.229 --> 01:58:49.090
that Raja has the best scenario available to

01:58:49.090 --> 01:58:52.750
him. And I think that's endearing and I think

01:58:52.750 --> 01:58:54.289
that every father should do that. I don't care

01:58:54.289 --> 01:58:56.489
if you're perfect. There's no perfect way to

01:58:56.489 --> 01:58:58.930
handle this situation for anybody. Nobody will

01:58:58.930 --> 01:59:02.340
be perfect in this situation. So like from a

01:59:02.340 --> 01:59:04.039
father's perspective, I want people to think

01:59:04.039 --> 01:59:05.939
from a father's perspective What would you do

01:59:05.939 --> 01:59:08.020
if a piece of you that you put into this world

01:59:08.020 --> 01:59:09.640
that you love whether anything in the world?

01:59:10.159 --> 01:59:12.500
Was facing 20 years in jail or something like

01:59:12.500 --> 01:59:15.060
that and could ruin their life And you're not

01:59:15.060 --> 01:59:17.140
gonna be able to make sure he's okay. You're

01:59:17.140 --> 01:59:18.779
not gonna be able to touch him You're not gonna

01:59:18.779 --> 01:59:20.340
be able to console him. You're not gonna be able

01:59:20.340 --> 01:59:22.760
to love on him He's gonna be locked away with

01:59:22.760 --> 01:59:24.180
people that are probably gonna want to murder

01:59:24.180 --> 01:59:30.670
him No one thinks about this shit no you know

01:59:30.670 --> 01:59:34.010
and like that that's what rampage has to think

01:59:34.010 --> 01:59:36.989
about so who the is anybody to get mad at him

01:59:36.989 --> 01:59:40.909
you know like that if that i don't care if that

01:59:40.909 --> 01:59:43.050
was still a piece of me like if one of one of

01:59:43.050 --> 01:59:45.270
my little cousins did something so terrible and

01:59:45.270 --> 01:59:47.069
i wasn't able to save them from it i would be

01:59:47.069 --> 01:59:48.810
heartbroken and i would do whatever it takes

01:59:48.810 --> 01:59:51.250
to make sure that i could keep up from that like

01:59:51.250 --> 01:59:54.689
my nephew right anything anything in the world

01:59:54.689 --> 01:59:57.529
i would say anything i'd go show my ass with

01:59:57.529 --> 01:59:59.050
all the attentions on me and i could take it

01:59:59.050 --> 02:00:02.319
off of them Yeah, you know like I don't I gotta

02:00:02.319 --> 02:00:05.100
do something like that like that's the thing

02:00:05.100 --> 02:00:07.479
So like when it comes a rampage like I know I

02:00:07.479 --> 02:00:09.319
want people to like think about that perspective

02:00:09.319 --> 02:00:12.699
You know and like just be real you don't have

02:00:12.699 --> 02:00:14.939
to appreciate how someone handles something you

02:00:14.939 --> 02:00:17.720
may not like it But like at least understand

02:00:17.720 --> 02:00:19.539
that that's just a father fighting for his son

02:00:19.539 --> 02:00:22.699
You know and as far as Roger goes his energy

02:00:22.699 --> 02:00:28.479
that day like I Have snapped what I have snapped

02:00:29.369 --> 02:00:33.850
I'm not a saint. I mean, anyone who knows me

02:00:33.850 --> 02:00:37.029
can attest that I have been the devil, I have

02:00:37.029 --> 02:00:39.609
been an angel, I have been everything. You know?

02:00:41.050 --> 02:00:45.369
And by the grace of God, I've been blessed by

02:00:45.369 --> 02:00:47.350
having good people around me or not being caught.

02:00:48.630 --> 02:00:55.789
Right? So, with Raja, I really do hope that all

02:00:55.789 --> 02:00:59.189
of that pain, because People like when I snapped

02:00:59.189 --> 02:01:05.449
a lease, I gave people my pain. Whenever I felt

02:01:05.449 --> 02:01:08.109
inside that it was building and bubbling and

02:01:08.109 --> 02:01:11.329
growing and festering and I couldn't get it out

02:01:11.329 --> 02:01:13.630
normally and I didn't know where to place it,

02:01:13.750 --> 02:01:20.670
anybody that gave me the excuse to employ my

02:01:20.670 --> 02:01:24.569
emotions on them, I would sign them up for an

02:01:24.569 --> 02:01:26.930
ass whooping that was unscrupulous. You know,

02:01:26.989 --> 02:01:29.109
like I would give them every piece of my hurt.

02:01:30.329 --> 02:01:33.909
And they didn't deserve that. I walked them into

02:01:33.909 --> 02:01:36.750
that situation so that I could selfishly exact

02:01:36.750 --> 02:01:42.090
my rage on them. Right. Raja did something similar.

02:01:42.510 --> 02:01:44.489
That's why I really think that he does need jail

02:01:44.489 --> 02:01:47.109
time because of what he did. Unfortunately, when

02:01:47.109 --> 02:01:48.890
you do something wrong and you do something bad,

02:01:49.010 --> 02:01:51.329
you have to have punishment. But I really do

02:01:51.329 --> 02:01:53.510
hope that he. Yeah. Oh, God, it was terrible.

02:01:54.170 --> 02:01:56.970
But like I'm not advocating for him But what

02:01:56.970 --> 02:01:59.050
I'm saying is I really hope that he gets mental

02:01:59.050 --> 02:02:01.670
health treatment for his trauma Like when he

02:02:01.670 --> 02:02:03.689
watched a video of rampage saying his son hasn't

02:02:03.689 --> 02:02:06.810
been the same since his mom died, right? right

02:02:06.810 --> 02:02:11.689
Rampage was was trying to be an entertainer,

02:02:11.710 --> 02:02:13.510
but he's on livestream But you could tell he's

02:02:13.510 --> 02:02:15.390
saying that and there's a there's pain in it

02:02:15.390 --> 02:02:18.430
in his voice and in his soul at the moment So,

02:02:18.529 --> 02:02:22.960
you know, it's real right so, you know that that

02:02:22.960 --> 02:02:25.159
type of trauma i couldn't tell you how much pain

02:02:25.159 --> 02:02:29.020
like my mom is my world yeah i can't imagine

02:02:29.020 --> 02:02:32.319
a day without my mom and it's the greatest fear

02:02:32.319 --> 02:02:34.239
that i have in my life is the day that i lose

02:02:34.239 --> 02:02:35.899
my mom and it's the greatest fear that i have

02:02:35.899 --> 02:02:38.020
that i can't help but retire like i mean my mom

02:02:38.020 --> 02:02:41.840
is my my life right so i could i feel for that

02:02:41.840 --> 02:02:45.859
like so like he needs help with that trauma he

02:02:45.859 --> 02:02:49.560
needs because men we need that feminine energy

02:02:49.560 --> 02:02:53.510
we need women in our life like All the testosterone

02:02:53.510 --> 02:02:55.729
in the world surrounding you. And if you don't

02:02:55.729 --> 02:02:59.189
have that, that fucking, that woman's love and

02:02:59.189 --> 02:03:01.170
presence in your life, that's like the yin to

02:03:01.170 --> 02:03:05.090
our yang. You know, like that's our counterbalance.

02:03:05.189 --> 02:03:07.170
That's what keeps us from going off the fucking

02:03:07.170 --> 02:03:12.050
rails. So, you know, like I, he needs to solve

02:03:12.050 --> 02:03:15.890
that trauma. You know, like that, that's, that's

02:03:15.890 --> 02:03:17.729
the hurt, you know, like that, that right there

02:03:17.729 --> 02:03:20.289
is a, that's a trigger that can do some damage.

02:03:22.640 --> 02:03:25.399
You know like that that's yeah, I was gonna say

02:03:25.399 --> 02:03:27.880
and also had they you know on the live he was

02:03:27.880 --> 02:03:29.680
talking about like no one's gonna see me as a

02:03:29.680 --> 02:03:32.840
bitch shit like that and probably that you know,

02:03:32.840 --> 02:03:36.699
obviously doesn't help that the You know walking

02:03:36.699 --> 02:03:41.140
in his dad's footsteps. Yeah You know something

02:03:41.140 --> 02:03:46.500
there with his dad like maybe I don't know like

02:03:46.500 --> 02:03:49.880
with the one parent gone and you're if you're

02:03:49.880 --> 02:03:52.859
you're Father you feel like your father's talking

02:03:52.859 --> 02:03:56.159
down to you Probably isn't really a good scenario.

02:03:56.260 --> 02:03:59.460
We like good heads. Yeah But is that is dad's

02:03:59.460 --> 02:04:01.739
a fighter that you know his that type of love

02:04:01.739 --> 02:04:03.880
is he wants to toughen his son up towards the

02:04:03.880 --> 02:04:06.100
world like dads are supposed to harden you up

02:04:06.100 --> 02:04:09.000
like That the dad is supposed to take you into

02:04:09.000 --> 02:04:11.359
rubber and turn you into like titanium, you know

02:04:11.359 --> 02:04:15.300
You use or mold you from rubber to titanium like

02:04:15.300 --> 02:04:19.190
that the dad is supposed to make you harder Because

02:04:19.190 --> 02:04:22.270
life would never be fair to you as a man. Nobody

02:04:22.270 --> 02:04:24.850
cares about your feelings. Nobody cares if you

02:04:24.850 --> 02:04:27.010
had a bad day. Nobody gives a fuck if you're

02:04:27.010 --> 02:04:29.289
poor. If you're poor as a man, men make fun of

02:04:29.289 --> 02:04:33.329
you. If you're poor as a woman, men take care

02:04:33.329 --> 02:04:35.810
of you. Somebody will take care of you. What

02:04:35.810 --> 02:04:39.029
I'm saying is like, and I know it sounds shitty

02:04:39.029 --> 02:04:41.149
to say that, but think about it. Nobody gives

02:04:41.149 --> 02:04:46.740
a fuck about men. Nobody cares about men. Nobody

02:04:46.740 --> 02:04:49.300
ever cares about a man's emotions. Oh, suck it

02:04:49.300 --> 02:04:50.840
up. You're a bitch. You got to take care of it.

02:04:50.899 --> 02:04:53.000
You better get it together. Like, you know, but

02:04:53.000 --> 02:04:55.760
we have emotions too. And if they're left unattended,

02:04:55.779 --> 02:04:59.500
like we're fucked, we're fucked. Like, that's

02:04:59.500 --> 02:05:01.279
what I'm saying. Like Roger needs that. Like

02:05:01.279 --> 02:05:03.460
he's missing that component or somebody gives

02:05:03.460 --> 02:05:06.319
a fuck about his emotions because men don't care

02:05:06.319 --> 02:05:09.159
about other men. He's surrounded by way too many

02:05:09.159 --> 02:05:15.779
men. Like, you know, Like even the studies that

02:05:15.779 --> 02:05:17.800
have come out where they talk about like men's

02:05:17.800 --> 02:05:20.979
psychological health or people that have walked

02:05:20.979 --> 02:05:23.079
in men's shoes. You know what I mean? Like they

02:05:23.079 --> 02:05:25.100
went from like women who wanted to try to be

02:05:25.100 --> 02:05:28.560
a man, right? Like walking or became a man and

02:05:28.560 --> 02:05:31.300
try to like hold that or they do the experiments.

02:05:31.699 --> 02:05:34.659
They find that it's so depressing to be a man

02:05:34.659 --> 02:05:37.079
because nobody gives a shit about you. You lose

02:05:37.079 --> 02:05:38.720
friends. You know what I mean? Like everything,

02:05:39.100 --> 02:05:42.489
like. The world's cruel to men. That's what I'm

02:05:42.489 --> 02:05:47.430
saying. He is a poster child for unvetted men's

02:05:47.430 --> 02:05:54.890
mental health. That's where I'm going with that.

02:05:55.229 --> 02:06:00.869
That makes sense. He needs some love and caring

02:06:00.869 --> 02:06:03.369
in his life. He needs to work those issues out.

02:06:03.510 --> 02:06:06.270
He needs to find it within himself. He doesn't

02:06:06.270 --> 02:06:07.609
need it from everyone else. He needs to learn

02:06:07.609 --> 02:06:09.909
to love himself. Like, and that's, that's where

02:06:09.909 --> 02:06:12.390
like moms come into play. Moms help you find

02:06:12.390 --> 02:06:16.010
that love for yourself. You know, moms are the

02:06:16.010 --> 02:06:18.630
people that they give you the, you know, it's

02:06:18.630 --> 02:06:21.029
going to be all right. You know, like this and

02:06:21.029 --> 02:06:23.470
this and this, and like that extra support you

02:06:23.470 --> 02:06:26.390
need in times that you're weak. You know, you

02:06:26.390 --> 02:06:28.649
tell your dad like, oh man, life's fucking suck.

02:06:28.729 --> 02:06:30.029
I'm struggling this and that. They'll be like,

02:06:30.050 --> 02:06:32.189
I don't know, but you got to figure it out. Like,

02:06:32.229 --> 02:06:34.729
I don't know what the fuck can tell you. You

02:06:34.729 --> 02:06:40.470
know, it's just a different dynamic. Yeah, it's

02:06:40.470 --> 02:06:43.810
crazy. I'm sorry. I made it all sad now. It's

02:06:43.810 --> 02:06:47.909
all good. That's a good moment. Good, wholesome

02:06:47.909 --> 02:06:52.390
moment. I'm texting my girlfriend that I am here

02:06:52.390 --> 02:06:57.170
and that she needs to move her car so I can park.

02:06:57.250 --> 02:07:02.369
I can still talk. I don't want to keep you more

02:07:02.369 --> 02:07:05.250
of your time. I told you an hour. I enjoy these

02:07:05.250 --> 02:07:10.500
conversations. Yeah, we're over to now. So, yeah,

02:07:10.500 --> 02:07:14.340
we're over to know. I've been driving the entire

02:07:14.340 --> 02:07:16.840
time, too. I know that's that's the crazy part.

02:07:16.979 --> 02:07:19.439
Like it was like, damn, you're that far away

02:07:19.439 --> 02:07:23.920
from work. Holy shit. Well, no, I was in my work.

02:07:24.020 --> 02:07:27.899
I mean, I was not in my work. And then I went

02:07:27.899 --> 02:07:30.899
to my I was in my work truck, the Ford F -250

02:07:30.899 --> 02:07:38.180
that I drive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Is

02:07:38.180 --> 02:07:40.739
there any promotions that you would want to work?

02:07:41.760 --> 02:07:44.380
All of them. I don't give a shit, dude. But I'm

02:07:44.380 --> 02:07:47.979
saying like you get a contract in front of you.

02:07:48.039 --> 02:07:52.699
You got WWE, AEW, Ring of Honor, TNA. Is there

02:07:52.699 --> 02:07:54.920
one that you would like? They're all the same

02:07:54.920 --> 02:08:00.039
companies now. They are and they aren't. Is there

02:08:00.039 --> 02:08:03.420
one that you're kind of like, this is my dead

02:08:03.420 --> 02:08:06.659
set? Or would you rather just... Spend your time

02:08:06.659 --> 02:08:09.420
on the indies. There's guys like that. I know

02:08:09.420 --> 02:08:11.539
I'm never going to be signed by WWE or whatever,

02:08:11.699 --> 02:08:14.359
so I'm enjoying my time on the indies trying

02:08:14.359 --> 02:08:16.579
to hit as many states as possible and shit like

02:08:16.579 --> 02:08:23.319
that. MLW, NWA, my tattoo artist tattoos Billy

02:08:23.319 --> 02:08:29.439
Corrigan's lawyer. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I've

02:08:29.439 --> 02:08:32.640
been on podcasts with quite a few people and

02:08:32.640 --> 02:08:36.079
I've been in talks with certain things. uh mlw's

02:08:36.079 --> 02:08:41.600
on my radar nwa uh tna would be cool nxt wwe

02:08:41.600 --> 02:08:46.600
aw i just want to entertain any place that gives

02:08:46.600 --> 02:08:49.399
me an opportunity to entertain people yeah you

02:08:49.399 --> 02:08:53.359
know and if if i could uh you know if i have

02:08:53.359 --> 02:08:56.479
to work a job anywhere i have a cdl so i'm pretty

02:08:56.479 --> 02:08:59.939
employable in every state so if even if i have

02:08:59.939 --> 02:09:02.100
to move somewhere I'd have to do some type of

02:09:02.100 --> 02:09:04.260
like part time or this or that while I'm, you

02:09:04.260 --> 02:09:06.920
know, employed or under contract. Because, you

02:09:06.920 --> 02:09:08.920
know, if I get signed with MLW, they can't pay

02:09:08.920 --> 02:09:12.880
me like what I make here. Yeah. You know, like

02:09:12.880 --> 02:09:16.560
as a truck driver, I make, you know, a decent

02:09:16.560 --> 02:09:19.600
living. Yeah. Just not in California. You're

02:09:19.600 --> 02:09:22.039
still poor in California. Yeah. You know, you

02:09:22.039 --> 02:09:25.979
guys know, you know what the lower middle class

02:09:25.979 --> 02:09:30.560
is in California? No. I can't remember. I think

02:09:30.560 --> 02:09:33.439
it's like $180 ,000 a year right now. It's disgusting.

02:09:34.220 --> 02:09:39.359
Yeah. And I'm pretty sure like medium average

02:09:39.359 --> 02:09:42.800
wage is probably somewhere almost three figures.

02:09:42.979 --> 02:09:46.739
I want to say actually median wage in Maine for

02:09:46.739 --> 02:09:50.619
the lower mid -class, I think it's around something

02:09:50.619 --> 02:09:55.840
like $45 ,000 a year. But people can't even make

02:09:55.840 --> 02:10:00.739
that on average. No. I would love to take my

02:10:00.739 --> 02:10:03.760
California money and then move to Maine. I would

02:10:03.760 --> 02:10:06.479
be king of the castle. You would be able to buy

02:10:06.479 --> 02:10:11.520
a house and so much land. Here's the thing about

02:10:11.520 --> 02:10:14.060
Maine. The only shitty thing about Maine is that

02:10:14.060 --> 02:10:17.000
you've got to deal with the four seasons. Depending

02:10:17.000 --> 02:10:19.760
on who you are and where you are in Maine, your

02:10:19.760 --> 02:10:23.600
winter is basically year -round. I love the fact

02:10:23.600 --> 02:10:24.819
that we have seasons in Maine. You know what

02:10:24.819 --> 02:10:28.920
I hate about Maine? Driving fucking Maine. To

02:10:28.920 --> 02:10:31.180
get out of the state is at least three hours.

02:10:31.939 --> 02:10:33.960
To get out of the state. Both me and Kat are

02:10:33.960 --> 02:10:38.079
truck drivers, so we understand. It's just driving.

02:10:38.880 --> 02:10:41.359
Why? Why is it hard to drive out of Maine? Is

02:10:41.359 --> 02:10:43.939
it just one freeway? It's a giant state. The

02:10:43.939 --> 02:10:47.739
roads are garbage. I don't want to hear about

02:10:47.739 --> 02:10:50.220
giant state. I live in California, asshole. We

02:10:50.220 --> 02:10:55.439
have more coastline than you, by the way. You

02:10:55.439 --> 02:10:58.359
have more coastline than us? Maine actually has

02:10:58.359 --> 02:10:59.760
more coastline than California because of the

02:10:59.760 --> 02:11:02.939
way Maine's shaped. It's kind of funny. That's

02:11:02.939 --> 02:11:07.479
hot. Because of how big Maine is, literally you

02:11:07.479 --> 02:11:08.819
can take the rest of New England and put it into

02:11:08.819 --> 02:11:11.539
Maine. I used to live in northern Maine. I'm

02:11:11.539 --> 02:11:14.979
talking the top of the state. For me to go from

02:11:14.979 --> 02:11:19.920
northern Maine... Are you Googling me? Not to

02:11:19.920 --> 02:11:23.399
prove you wrong. We know when you get curious.

02:11:23.979 --> 02:11:26.859
And you're like, shit, I might be wrong. I've

02:11:26.859 --> 02:11:28.460
got one of the people that wants to argue with

02:11:28.460 --> 02:11:30.880
you. I just want to see it for myself. Oh, no,

02:11:30.939 --> 02:11:33.880
no, that's legit. To finish the story, I used

02:11:33.880 --> 02:11:35.220
to live in northern Maine. And for me to go from

02:11:35.220 --> 02:11:37.079
my hometown in northern Maine to, like, say,

02:11:37.220 --> 02:11:40.239
New Hampshire was eight and a half hours. Eight

02:11:40.239 --> 02:11:45.060
and a half hours, yeah. Oh, fuck that. Center

02:11:45.060 --> 02:11:48.859
Maine is Bangor so far. It's so big. It's, like,

02:11:48.859 --> 02:11:51.760
oddly big. It's a weird shape because there's

02:11:51.760 --> 02:11:54.899
not all the towns, all the major on the East

02:11:54.899 --> 02:11:58.060
Coast or on the bottom half of the state. The

02:11:58.060 --> 02:12:00.779
top half of the state is fucking nowhere is no

02:12:00.779 --> 02:12:04.560
man's. You literally it becomes fields and it

02:12:04.560 --> 02:12:08.380
becomes numbers at a certain point. There's no

02:12:08.380 --> 02:12:11.119
town. They're just numbers. I call those the

02:12:11.119 --> 02:12:15.460
droid towns. the clanker towns no the droid town

02:12:15.460 --> 02:12:18.220
seriously like tr18 it's a droid but yeah bangor

02:12:18.220 --> 02:12:22.359
is the center of maine to get to bangor to prescott's

02:12:22.359 --> 02:12:24.920
three hours to get to bangor to portland's three

02:12:24.920 --> 02:12:27.060
hours how fast are you driving it takes you three

02:12:27.060 --> 02:12:30.659
hours from bangor to portland how fast bangor

02:12:30.659 --> 02:12:33.479
bangor because i can get the bangor to portland

02:12:33.479 --> 02:12:36.579
in two and a half bangor to prescott is an hour

02:12:36.579 --> 02:12:49.380
45 to prescott It takes me eight hours to go

02:12:49.380 --> 02:12:53.819
to fucking uh, like Like middle southern california

02:12:53.819 --> 02:12:56.020
to like middle northern california. I don't want

02:12:56.020 --> 02:13:01.520
to fucking hear it. Yeah I mean No, even if I

02:13:01.520 --> 02:13:03.779
take the vibe even if I get in my truck on a

02:13:03.779 --> 02:13:06.720
cdl trip It'll be like a nine hour drive if i'm

02:13:06.720 --> 02:13:09.779
in my car Um, I could probably get it in six.

02:13:09.960 --> 02:13:11.760
If I'm on my motorcycle, I'm going to get pulled

02:13:11.760 --> 02:13:13.399
over the entire fucking time. So I won't even

02:13:13.399 --> 02:13:17.659
try. Yeah. Fucking cops see me on my motorcycle.

02:13:17.800 --> 02:13:20.159
They're like, oh yeah, fuck that guy. And I pulled

02:13:20.159 --> 02:13:23.100
over every time like adult, you know, like what

02:13:23.100 --> 02:13:25.659
a fucking moron I am. Like I could have run.

02:13:26.600 --> 02:13:29.369
Huh? It's like, do you got shit to do? This is

02:13:29.369 --> 02:13:33.930
like the third time. Bro, yeah. Bro, I got pulled

02:13:33.930 --> 02:13:35.789
over by this fucking cop, and he was like, you

02:13:35.789 --> 02:13:37.270
know how fast you were going? And I was like,

02:13:37.310 --> 02:13:38.609
you know how fast I was going? And he was like,

02:13:38.689 --> 02:13:41.029
no, but you fucking flew around that charger,

02:13:41.109 --> 02:13:44.989
and I had him clocked at 100. And I was like,

02:13:45.090 --> 02:13:48.210
well, then we're at a fucking standstill, aren't

02:13:48.210 --> 02:13:50.250
we? And he goes, no, because I have it on camera,

02:13:50.310 --> 02:13:51.569
because I was going to pull the charger over,

02:13:51.630 --> 02:13:53.750
and he flew past both of us. And I was like,

02:13:53.810 --> 02:13:59.470
well, who told you to hide? Well, you know, I

02:13:59.470 --> 02:14:03.229
was splitting lanes and I just came around and

02:14:03.229 --> 02:14:05.529
fucking, I just was going in and out of the carpool

02:14:05.529 --> 02:14:07.409
lane illegally because I don't give a shit. And

02:14:07.409 --> 02:14:09.850
I just fucking like just gassed it. And before

02:14:09.850 --> 02:14:12.350
I know it, I'm like going 130 and I look and

02:14:12.350 --> 02:14:17.789
I'm like, I just passed a cop. In California,

02:14:18.010 --> 02:14:23.300
right? Oh yeah, it's legal. You can't exit and

02:14:23.300 --> 02:14:25.300
enter the carpool lane when it's closed off.

02:14:26.140 --> 02:14:28.260
I do that when I'm listening to certain songs.

02:14:28.399 --> 02:14:30.899
I don't know what it is about it, but You Could

02:14:30.899 --> 02:14:33.319
Be Mine by Guns N' Roses. If that comes on my

02:14:33.319 --> 02:14:34.880
radio when I'm driving, I will look down and

02:14:34.880 --> 02:14:37.840
I will be doing 120 miles an hour. It's Adam

02:14:37.840 --> 02:14:39.800
Rumble. Something about that song. I don't know

02:14:39.800 --> 02:14:43.199
what it is. You have a bike? No, no, just my

02:14:43.199 --> 02:14:48.420
car. I have yet to get a bike. See, I don't even

02:14:48.420 --> 02:14:50.720
have a motorcycle license. I ride dirty as shit.

02:14:50.859 --> 02:14:54.279
I don't give a fuck. I get on my bike and I'm

02:14:54.279 --> 02:14:57.819
just like, let's fucking go! With the fucking

02:14:57.819 --> 02:15:00.899
French tires that I just speed. Where's your

02:15:00.899 --> 02:15:04.619
license? Do you have a license for this? I mean,

02:15:04.680 --> 02:15:07.119
no, I have a license, guys. I have a license.

02:15:07.960 --> 02:15:15.060
100%. No, they took they took it off when I got

02:15:15.060 --> 02:15:17.979
my my CDL because they knocked off my endorsements

02:15:17.979 --> 02:15:22.399
So I have to read I have to re -get it and then

02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:24.319
right now my hazard lights won't turn on on my

02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:26.420
Motorcycle because I ran through a fucking car

02:15:26.420 --> 02:15:29.359
mirror. It was a either hitting this car or a

02:15:29.359 --> 02:15:32.300
box truck So I blew through this car mirror and

02:15:32.300 --> 02:15:35.460
it hit my fucking throttle like the throttle

02:15:35.460 --> 02:15:37.770
assembly and for some reason my hazard light

02:15:37.770 --> 02:15:40.970
button just got jammed in there and my my fucking

02:15:40.970 --> 02:15:44.869
am i i have the uh the on the end of my bike

02:15:44.869 --> 02:15:47.069
i have my my rear view mirrors or not my rear

02:15:47.069 --> 02:15:49.130
view my side mirrors and they knocked my fucking

02:15:49.130 --> 02:15:51.189
side mirror off so i have one side mirror and

02:15:51.189 --> 02:15:52.909
my hazards won't turn on so i can't go to the

02:15:52.909 --> 02:15:56.350
dmv and get my m1 anytime soon because i'm i'm

02:15:56.350 --> 02:15:58.270
spending all my money on other shit right now

02:15:58.270 --> 02:16:06.520
yeah yeah so yeah like this fucking truck That's

02:16:06.520 --> 02:16:09.060
$3 ,900 I ever fucking paid right here. I love

02:16:09.060 --> 02:16:14.920
this thing. That's nice. It's just a work truck.

02:16:14.979 --> 02:16:16.819
There's nothing special. The radio doesn't work,

02:16:16.899 --> 02:16:20.539
but it fucking flies, and it's comfy. Usually,

02:16:20.560 --> 02:16:23.399
that's the best trucks are the work trucks. It's

02:16:23.399 --> 02:16:26.159
comfortable as shit. It might break down, but

02:16:26.159 --> 02:16:29.460
at least you enjoy the ride. It never breaks

02:16:29.460 --> 02:16:32.600
down. Never. Not even close. I take care of it.

02:16:32.659 --> 02:16:35.409
I get it serviced. And it has leaf springs in

02:16:35.409 --> 02:16:39.670
the back. Oh, yeah, dude. It's a super duty.

02:16:40.110 --> 02:16:44.590
I'm fully in love with this thing. That's dope.

02:16:45.049 --> 02:16:47.870
Yeah, dude. You can't fucking beat it. Tomorrow,

02:16:48.790 --> 02:16:52.290
I'm going to GCW. We're going to go back to wrestling.

02:16:52.790 --> 02:16:55.229
I'm just going to talk to people. Hopefully,

02:16:55.270 --> 02:16:56.709
they like me. I'm going to wear something very

02:16:56.709 --> 02:16:58.629
provocative and just keep dropping quarters and

02:16:58.629 --> 02:17:01.549
picking them up slowly. Hopefully, that does

02:17:01.549 --> 02:17:05.149
the trick. rent lauderdale's attention i don't

02:17:05.149 --> 02:17:07.690
know what will i was gonna say that that does

02:17:07.690 --> 02:17:09.670
go into like one of our normal questions uh it's

02:17:09.670 --> 02:17:12.389
like um tell us where we can like where we can

02:17:12.389 --> 02:17:13.950
find you on the internet and we'll find you all

02:17:13.950 --> 02:17:16.950
those fun spots your plugs your plugs there you

02:17:16.950 --> 02:17:19.129
go thank you i'm not gonna bring to work anymore

02:17:19.129 --> 02:17:30.040
i was gonna say hold on Now, Doug underscore

02:17:30.040 --> 02:17:33.399
Malo is my YouTube. Just underscore the underscore

02:17:33.399 --> 02:17:35.799
epic is my Instagram. That's all I really use.

02:17:35.860 --> 02:17:38.319
I have Facebook too, which is, I think it changed

02:17:38.319 --> 02:17:41.559
it to the epic. The TikTok is just the epic.

02:17:42.440 --> 02:17:45.420
I don't really use TikTok or Facebook because

02:17:45.420 --> 02:17:49.159
Facebook, I just get too many. I was told to

02:17:49.159 --> 02:17:50.879
stop talking about them, but I get a lot of dick

02:17:50.879 --> 02:17:53.579
pics through my fucking messages on fucking Facebook

02:17:53.579 --> 02:17:57.049
for some reason. Uh, yeah. So I don't, I don't

02:17:57.049 --> 02:17:58.690
ever go on there. And then I get random phone

02:17:58.690 --> 02:18:01.190
calls at like all hours of the night, just massively

02:18:01.190 --> 02:18:06.149
like mass phone calls. Uh, that's terrible. But,

02:18:06.229 --> 02:18:07.750
uh, I'm going to be at Hollywood championship

02:18:07.750 --> 02:18:10.969
wrestling in Oxnard, uh, California Tuesday.

02:18:11.909 --> 02:18:16.889
Um, I booked in San Diego on the 18th. Uh, I'm

02:18:16.889 --> 02:18:21.750
also booked on the 25th in Bakersfield, a rodeo

02:18:21.750 --> 02:18:24.829
pro wrestling. I should be doing something with

02:18:24.829 --> 02:18:27.010
Relentless Pro Wrestling pretty soon. And then

02:18:27.010 --> 02:18:31.430
the third and the fourth are tentative. But it

02:18:31.430 --> 02:18:35.329
looks like the fourth might be all but confirmed.

02:18:35.510 --> 02:18:40.129
You might be seeing me at a major event doing

02:18:40.129 --> 02:18:42.590
some type of run -in promo stuff. You never know.

02:18:42.930 --> 02:18:45.569
Yeah, cool. Yeah, you might see Ace with me too.

02:18:50.129 --> 02:18:52.329
you should you should because if you don't keep

02:18:52.329 --> 02:18:54.030
a lookout for me what's you know like i'm your

02:18:54.030 --> 02:18:55.370
favorite wrestler how are you going to have a

02:18:55.370 --> 02:18:56.809
favorite wrestler if you're not keeping a lookout

02:18:56.809 --> 02:18:59.649
for me exactly we went over this earlier today

02:18:59.649 --> 02:19:01.409
i'm your favorite fucking wrestler don't ever

02:19:01.409 --> 02:19:03.729
fucking forget that like whenever somebody asks

02:19:03.729 --> 02:19:05.409
you who's your favorite fucking wrestler you

02:19:05.409 --> 02:19:08.389
tell them like bro the epic's my favorite wrestler

02:19:08.389 --> 02:19:10.569
and then you ask that person who's your favorite

02:19:10.569 --> 02:19:12.110
wrestler and when they talk you say shut your

02:19:12.110 --> 02:19:15.299
fucking stupid mouth You dumb prick. The epic's

02:19:15.299 --> 02:19:17.239
your favorite wrestler. You don't even know it

02:19:17.239 --> 02:19:19.479
yet, so now that you fucking know, don't ever

02:19:19.479 --> 02:19:22.180
be that fucking stupid again. Before you ever

02:19:22.180 --> 02:19:24.700
have another fucking dumb thought, fucking come

02:19:24.700 --> 02:19:27.879
to me like an adult and let me fucking fix it

02:19:27.879 --> 02:19:29.860
for you and let you know what's happening for

02:19:29.860 --> 02:19:31.840
you because clearly you didn't have it down.

02:19:32.020 --> 02:19:33.739
The epic's your favorite wrestler. I'm using

02:19:33.739 --> 02:19:36.440
this on my next show. I'm doing this to somebody

02:19:36.440 --> 02:19:40.719
on my next show. I went to fucking WrestleMania

02:19:40.719 --> 02:19:43.940
in Vegas after we worked for Knox. And that's

02:19:43.940 --> 02:19:45.600
when I had the fireworks, the motorcycles, whatnot.

02:19:46.079 --> 02:19:48.340
So I went to WrestleMania and I just walked through

02:19:48.340 --> 02:19:50.079
all the lines of people getting all the merch

02:19:50.079 --> 02:19:52.000
and doing shit. And I was like, hey, who's your

02:19:52.000 --> 02:19:53.680
favorite wrestler? They're like, John Cena. I

02:19:53.680 --> 02:19:56.459
said, shut the fuck up. It's me. I'm your favorite

02:19:56.459 --> 02:19:59.340
fucking wrestler. And then I was taking pictures

02:19:59.340 --> 02:20:02.000
with all these fans and getting to know all these

02:20:02.000 --> 02:20:04.559
people. They're like, who are you? Like, I'm

02:20:04.559 --> 02:20:06.799
Epic. Shut your fucking mouth. I just got promos

02:20:06.799 --> 02:20:09.159
on everybody. And then when the Roger shit happened,

02:20:09.239 --> 02:20:12.200
there has been like 50 fucking people from WrestleMania

02:20:12.200 --> 02:20:14.500
hitting me up with pictures like, hey, I met

02:20:14.500 --> 02:20:16.600
you this day. I met you at this time. Like, I

02:20:16.600 --> 02:20:18.959
remember you. Yeah, they were like, bro, you're

02:20:18.959 --> 02:20:20.819
the funniest fucking person. You're so fun to

02:20:20.819 --> 02:20:23.500
be in live. And I was like, thank you. I wasn't

02:20:23.500 --> 02:20:26.000
being hilarious. I was generally being rude to

02:20:26.000 --> 02:20:28.579
you. But, you know, yeah, they should have known.

02:20:28.920 --> 02:20:31.600
Who the fuck, man? I'm a big fucking deal. And

02:20:31.600 --> 02:20:33.379
if you don't know about it, it's your fault.

02:20:33.500 --> 02:20:34.719
You know what I mean? Like, you got to do better

02:20:34.719 --> 02:20:36.780
research. You really got to. You got to hone

02:20:36.780 --> 02:20:42.000
in with the universe, you know? That spider,

02:20:42.280 --> 02:20:44.540
you know what I mean? He just met me and look

02:20:44.540 --> 02:20:50.040
at his first reaction. Sucked my dick. Didn't

02:20:50.040 --> 02:20:51.899
even take me to dinner first. Just went straight

02:20:51.899 --> 02:20:54.219
for it because he knew that I was his favorite.

02:20:55.000 --> 02:20:57.659
Skipped a third base real fucking quick. Yeah,

02:20:57.659 --> 02:21:01.520
he did. Just one of those tender dates. I mean,

02:21:01.520 --> 02:21:03.360
the worst part is... Yeah, and I didn't even

02:21:03.360 --> 02:21:05.120
become Spider -Man. That's the worst part about

02:21:05.120 --> 02:21:07.500
it. Like, comic books are bullshit. Nothing but

02:21:07.500 --> 02:21:09.639
fucking lies in there. I read these things my

02:21:09.639 --> 02:21:11.520
whole life. I always wanted to be Captain America.

02:21:11.719 --> 02:21:13.620
I thought Spider -Man was cool. That happens

02:21:13.620 --> 02:21:16.200
to me. Not even the fucking superpower. I think

02:21:16.200 --> 02:21:20.840
I have arthritis now. Fucking dog, dude. Fuck

02:21:20.840 --> 02:21:24.219
that spider. A dick the size of a potato and

02:21:24.219 --> 02:21:26.979
arthritis. Yeah, and now it's normal, so it's

02:21:26.979 --> 02:21:28.879
not even fun to talk about anymore. Now it just

02:21:28.879 --> 02:21:32.379
fucking stares at the floor. You know? Yeah.

02:21:32.979 --> 02:21:36.819
Now it's just, yeah. Now it's like, wait, it

02:21:36.819 --> 02:21:38.520
just stares in front. Like, when are you going

02:21:38.520 --> 02:21:41.219
to use me? You just have me in the wrestling

02:21:41.219 --> 02:21:43.979
ring getting hit all the time. You know, apparently

02:21:43.979 --> 02:21:49.540
my dick's Morty from the Simpsons. Family guy.

02:21:49.579 --> 02:21:53.879
Family guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, geez. Another low

02:21:53.879 --> 02:21:56.760
blow. God, you got to get better at this shit.

02:21:58.630 --> 02:22:00.870
I think I hear that voice. I still I just think

02:22:00.870 --> 02:22:04.389
Phil were from Rockers butter life. Oh, did any

02:22:04.389 --> 02:22:06.989
guys ever been low blood for real? Oh, yeah.

02:22:07.250 --> 02:22:10.430
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to hear the story

02:22:10.430 --> 02:22:15.629
about a rip bison versus beef? Oh, yes. So there

02:22:15.629 --> 02:22:20.629
was a so it was a rip bison versus beef. They

02:22:20.629 --> 02:22:23.889
were they did like some kind of was like a storyline.

02:22:23.969 --> 02:22:25.510
This was building up and they were doing it.

02:22:25.530 --> 02:22:29.090
Was it was it a dog? Collar match or not. It

02:22:29.090 --> 02:22:33.670
was a Chain together whatever I can't remember

02:22:33.670 --> 02:22:37.649
and they had security there to help them put

02:22:37.649 --> 02:22:41.209
it on and Then they were gonna fight off security

02:22:41.209 --> 02:22:43.729
and then we'd fuck off and then they would get

02:22:43.729 --> 02:22:46.329
into it So before everything we're all standing

02:22:46.329 --> 02:22:50.110
there. Thankfully. I was on beef side. I Mean

02:22:50.110 --> 02:22:52.829
that beef out rip side and rips like okay. I'll

02:22:52.829 --> 02:22:55.299
do this. This is whatever And Beef is talking

02:22:55.299 --> 02:23:02.200
to the other guys. And he goes, I'll do a low

02:23:02.200 --> 02:23:04.139
blow to you or a kick or whatever. And he goes,

02:23:04.219 --> 02:23:05.840
if you don't actually hit me in the nuts, that's

02:23:05.840 --> 02:23:10.440
fine. He goes, no, you're fine. I got you. We

02:23:10.440 --> 02:23:19.299
do the spot. We roll out. And Dave Dyer. Like

02:23:19.299 --> 02:23:23.399
crawling on the floor like crawling back to the

02:23:23.399 --> 02:23:26.459
to the locker room and he's like what happened

02:23:26.459 --> 02:23:32.620
he goes He legit fucking straight up He's like

02:23:32.620 --> 02:23:39.079
he lifted me basically already kicked me I Got

02:23:39.079 --> 02:23:41.620
kicked in a dick like my first in -ring appearance

02:23:41.620 --> 02:23:44.770
was like a rumble And first, everybody no sold

02:23:44.770 --> 02:23:47.969
my rumble entrance and just fucking left me walking

02:23:47.969 --> 02:23:50.489
into a ring like jacking off. Like, all right,

02:23:50.549 --> 02:23:52.049
no one's going to bump and feed. Cool. Thanks,

02:23:52.129 --> 02:23:57.090
everybody. No, nothing. I had fans there and

02:23:57.090 --> 02:23:58.649
they were just like, yeah, you know, just like,

02:23:58.649 --> 02:24:02.250
yeah, I just jerk off at everybody. It's fucking

02:24:02.250 --> 02:24:04.590
terrible. But anyways, there was a midget. He's

02:24:04.590 --> 02:24:08.350
not really a midget, but he's an asshole. I kick

02:24:08.350 --> 02:24:10.969
him in the corner lightly. I guess the rubber

02:24:10.969 --> 02:24:14.110
of my shoe gave his tummy a little scuff. I was

02:24:14.110 --> 02:24:16.930
doing something with him. I'm no selling his

02:24:16.930 --> 02:24:20.809
shit because he's 5 '2". I don't give a fuck.

02:24:21.110 --> 02:24:23.850
I turn around to do something and he full on

02:24:23.850 --> 02:24:29.610
toe punted me in the balls. I almost vomited.

02:24:29.729 --> 02:24:32.909
He hit me so hard. I'm sitting in the fucking

02:24:32.909 --> 02:24:35.469
corner and I'm trying to catch my fucking composure.

02:24:35.510 --> 02:24:38.040
I'm mad. Like he went to do something. I like

02:24:38.040 --> 02:24:40.340
punched him in the shin and like fucking, he

02:24:40.340 --> 02:24:42.120
like wanders off. Like, I think I'm in trouble.

02:24:42.600 --> 02:24:45.440
And then, uh, dipshit who I don't really want

02:24:45.440 --> 02:24:47.159
to talk about or sell the one that gassed up

02:24:47.159 --> 02:24:49.520
the whole situation. Does a fucking like rolling,

02:24:49.639 --> 02:24:51.840
uh, it's not a rolling. What's that? Like that's

02:24:51.840 --> 02:24:54.379
diving, spinning kick to the corner. And he has

02:24:54.379 --> 02:24:57.299
combat boots on and he's got gangly fucking body

02:24:57.299 --> 02:24:59.399
that he can't control. And his fucking steel

02:24:59.399 --> 02:25:02.040
toe or the heel of his fucking steel toe boots

02:25:02.040 --> 02:25:05.219
tipsy or like full flush kicks me in the forehead.

02:25:05.739 --> 02:25:07.899
The guy that was sitting on my lap at the time,

02:25:07.979 --> 02:25:10.760
I picked him up and threw him to the other side

02:25:10.760 --> 02:25:13.440
of the ring. And everyone knows that came from

02:25:13.440 --> 02:25:15.620
my friends group that I'm out for blood. And

02:25:15.620 --> 02:25:18.280
then here he is. Hey, bro, calm down. Push him

02:25:18.280 --> 02:25:20.520
off. I'm like, get the fuck off me. I'm about

02:25:20.520 --> 02:25:23.319
to go full on fucking murder mode. And I was

02:25:23.319 --> 02:25:24.799
sitting there walking out of the fucking ring

02:25:24.799 --> 02:25:26.739
and I spit a little throw up out and I'm sitting

02:25:26.739 --> 02:25:28.840
there because now the ball shot. It's coming

02:25:28.840 --> 02:25:30.840
back to me as my adrenaline's pumping. I'm just

02:25:30.840 --> 02:25:32.600
sitting there like, I can't fucking believe this,

02:25:32.659 --> 02:25:35.860
bro. Like legit almost shit my pants from getting

02:25:35.860 --> 02:25:39.360
kicked in the ball so hard. Yeah. Like I was

02:25:39.360 --> 02:25:41.620
like fucking like, like queefing out of my ass,

02:25:41.620 --> 02:25:45.020
like trying to fart, like fucking my balls. I

02:25:45.020 --> 02:25:48.479
can't, I can't think this is too much. I was

02:25:48.479 --> 02:25:50.479
just fucking sputtering and puckering everywhere.

02:25:50.840 --> 02:25:53.299
I'm like, I can't believe this. Who would do

02:25:53.299 --> 02:25:58.329
this to me? Sounds like like it's shitty because

02:25:58.329 --> 02:26:00.229
we get the same thing but it seems like yours

02:26:00.229 --> 02:26:02.389
is like really worse situation Just a lot of

02:26:02.389 --> 02:26:04.450
people have fucking egos things. They're the

02:26:04.450 --> 02:26:08.170
fucking the oh, yeah six -foot giant that can

02:26:08.170 --> 02:26:11.750
doesn't bump for anybody whatever like my style

02:26:11.750 --> 02:26:14.959
is like usually smaller guys like whatever same

02:26:14.959 --> 02:26:17.520
way like i you know it's good i'm gonna i'll

02:26:17.520 --> 02:26:19.579
still bump for you but you you know you're gonna

02:26:19.579 --> 02:26:22.159
give me a little bit before i do whatever i got

02:26:22.159 --> 02:26:24.159
in the room with you you're fucking throwing

02:26:24.159 --> 02:26:29.139
me around well i'm not gonna yeah it's like i'm

02:26:29.139 --> 02:26:31.959
not bumping for people that don't have like that

02:26:31.959 --> 02:26:34.000
don't look violent and don't have a lot of muscle

02:26:34.000 --> 02:26:37.100
unless they do a shit ton of stuff unless we

02:26:37.100 --> 02:26:40.409
tell a really good story and it makes sense Because

02:26:40.409 --> 02:26:43.329
why would I bury myself to the audience that

02:26:43.329 --> 02:26:49.649
came here to see Big Scary Monster Guy? My personality

02:26:49.649 --> 02:26:52.649
is eccentric and crazy. Deadpool is basically

02:26:52.649 --> 02:26:57.709
my personality. Perverted, absolutely violent,

02:26:57.809 --> 02:27:01.250
and thinks everything is funny. That's right

02:27:01.250 --> 02:27:05.750
up my alley. The more rational side of me is

02:27:05.750 --> 02:27:08.170
very empathetic. I cry a lot. I'm a little bitch

02:27:08.170 --> 02:27:11.090
inside. Uh, but like my ring work is the other

02:27:11.090 --> 02:27:13.969
side of me that that's that. Right. So I get

02:27:13.969 --> 02:27:15.610
into the ring with people. They want to see this

02:27:15.610 --> 02:27:18.649
crazy guy do crazy shit. You know, they don't

02:27:18.649 --> 02:27:20.510
want to see me bump around for somebody who's

02:27:20.510 --> 02:27:23.530
five foot six with a beer belly. Right. Exactly.

02:27:23.690 --> 02:27:26.110
You know, you shouldn't be bumping around five

02:27:26.110 --> 02:27:28.430
foot six with a beer belly. Yeah. Oh yeah. That

02:27:28.430 --> 02:27:30.290
was our heavyweight champion at Knox. He was

02:27:30.290 --> 02:27:33.590
like five, six with a beer belly and had to put

02:27:33.590 --> 02:27:36.350
himself over every match and wanted you to. He's

02:27:36.350 --> 02:27:37.950
like, he wants to hit me with a snap mare and

02:27:37.950 --> 02:27:39.430
expects me to roll. It's like, if you try to

02:27:39.430 --> 02:27:41.389
give me a snap mare and you're not strong enough

02:27:41.389 --> 02:27:43.469
to give me anything in real life, I should have

02:27:43.469 --> 02:27:46.370
just pushed you forward. Yeah. You know, but

02:27:46.370 --> 02:27:47.909
like, no, if I would have done that, I never

02:27:47.909 --> 02:27:50.889
would have got booked again. Right. You know?

02:27:50.930 --> 02:27:54.190
So it's like, that's why I'm kind of happy to

02:27:54.190 --> 02:27:56.010
go out into the real world with people that have

02:27:56.010 --> 02:27:58.709
rational conversations. Like when I, that guy

02:27:58.709 --> 02:28:03.610
did the suplex on Oak. Um, I, in the middle of

02:28:03.610 --> 02:28:06.209
our match, uh but it was actually very funny

02:28:06.209 --> 02:28:08.090
if you guys watch that i'll send you guys a full

02:28:08.090 --> 02:28:09.469
clip you want to see something funny i'll slow

02:28:09.469 --> 02:28:13.350
it down the ref kind of shot on us in our match

02:28:13.350 --> 02:28:15.090
it was doing way too much and taking away from

02:28:15.090 --> 02:28:18.149
our match and oak and i were talking in the middle

02:28:18.149 --> 02:28:20.010
of the match he was like get the out of here

02:28:20.010 --> 02:28:21.510
and he's telling the ref so i grabbed the ref

02:28:21.510 --> 02:28:24.989
by his hair and i grab him shoot throw him by

02:28:24.989 --> 02:28:27.870
his hair across the ring i'm the baby face too

02:28:27.870 --> 02:28:33.780
i was just like this guy Yeah. Yeah. Because

02:28:33.780 --> 02:28:36.200
like, I don't want people interrupting my matches

02:28:36.200 --> 02:28:39.239
and doing crazy shit anymore. You know? Yeah.

02:28:40.639 --> 02:28:43.000
So Oak and I started talking more because that

02:28:43.000 --> 02:28:46.280
kind of like took our feng shui away, but we

02:28:46.280 --> 02:28:49.500
played our parts so well in that match and talk

02:28:49.500 --> 02:28:52.200
the entire time. And, and it turned out to be

02:28:52.200 --> 02:28:53.799
fucking great. Like, I can't wait to have more

02:28:53.799 --> 02:28:56.139
experiences like that with everybody. I've had

02:28:56.139 --> 02:28:58.299
a lot of those experiences, but like, that was

02:28:58.299 --> 02:29:01.010
one of my favorites. Cause Oak is. If you ever

02:29:01.010 --> 02:29:02.870
get a chance to work a guy named Moke, he's originally

02:29:02.870 --> 02:29:07.190
from Virginia. He's so fun to have in the rink.

02:29:08.190 --> 02:29:12.309
Like, that guy will tell a story with you. If

02:29:12.309 --> 02:29:15.190
your promotion has you super over, he'll play

02:29:15.190 --> 02:29:17.329
along with it. He doesn't have a terrible ego.

02:29:18.309 --> 02:29:21.290
You know, he's fun. I had to put him over real

02:29:21.290 --> 02:29:25.450
quick. Yeah, especially in Virginia, you know,

02:29:25.450 --> 02:29:28.469
so close to, you know, if he comes back home,

02:29:28.510 --> 02:29:31.569
whatever, it's so close to Maine. Or any other

02:29:31.569 --> 02:29:35.850
spots. Massachusetts is also another big ground

02:29:35.850 --> 02:29:38.790
that a lot of people like to promote. Yeah, Mass

02:29:38.790 --> 02:29:41.510
has like a bazillion shows. A bazillion shows.

02:29:42.149 --> 02:29:44.250
Chaotic's the biggest one out of Massachusetts.

02:29:45.870 --> 02:29:49.010
Wrestle Open, Beyond. I need to go to Mass. I

02:29:49.010 --> 02:29:51.549
got a lot of people want to see me at Mass, and

02:29:51.549 --> 02:29:54.649
I want to go there. Yeah, Wrestle Open and Beyond,

02:29:54.829 --> 02:30:01.950
Chaotic. You'd love it. Yeah, dude. I got to

02:30:01.950 --> 02:30:05.030
hit them up. I'll hit them up. Do you guys do

02:30:05.030 --> 02:30:06.930
gentle ribs in a ring? What's your favorite gentle

02:30:06.930 --> 02:30:11.170
rib? Gentle rib? Oh, yeah. No, hold on. I got

02:30:11.170 --> 02:30:13.989
to go over this one. So there's a wrestler that

02:30:13.989 --> 02:30:16.969
wrestles up here in Maine, and he kind of talks

02:30:16.969 --> 02:30:20.110
like, how you doing? Like that. How you doing?

02:30:20.829 --> 02:30:23.930
Fucking Rocky. Yeah, kind of. Think Rocky with

02:30:23.930 --> 02:30:29.010
the speech again. Almost perfect. One of the

02:30:29.010 --> 02:30:33.850
guys. Literally an IQ of like 10. It's fucking

02:30:33.850 --> 02:30:36.590
perfect. So anytime I work at this kid named

02:30:36.590 --> 02:30:38.670
Storm, Storm loves to do it. He'll grab me in

02:30:38.670 --> 02:30:40.049
like a front chancery or something and all of

02:30:40.049 --> 02:30:43.069
a sudden he'll be like, I will start cracking

02:30:43.069 --> 02:30:46.790
up and I try so hard not to, but I'm really glad

02:30:46.790 --> 02:30:48.770
every time he does it, he has me face down because

02:30:48.770 --> 02:30:50.709
I will start, you can watch my back start going

02:30:50.709 --> 02:30:53.040
up and down because I'm laughing. And I'm like,

02:30:53.059 --> 02:30:56.479
God damn it, stop. I love that. I'm notorious

02:30:56.479 --> 02:30:58.340
for pinching people in the dick if they need

02:30:58.340 --> 02:31:02.879
to slow down. If they're so wound up, they're

02:31:02.879 --> 02:31:04.659
like, ah, they're like running around. I'm like,

02:31:04.760 --> 02:31:06.719
bitch, slow down. Like, let me, let me chill

02:31:06.719 --> 02:31:08.299
for a second. And if I can come back, I'm like

02:31:08.299 --> 02:31:12.479
pinch. Like during the Raja. Oh my God. During

02:31:12.479 --> 02:31:14.799
the live stream when Raja, he's talking about

02:31:14.799 --> 02:31:16.500
what he's going to do in the ring. And one of

02:31:16.500 --> 02:31:18.479
the people in the chat goes, I think he just

02:31:18.479 --> 02:31:20.219
pinched him in the dick. And Roger goes, I didn't

02:31:20.219 --> 02:31:22.899
see him pinch him in the dick. I did it and I

02:31:22.899 --> 02:31:25.260
did it in that match watching me in the ring.

02:31:25.360 --> 02:31:27.579
I was like, yeah, my buddy Zeke smashed me. And

02:31:27.579 --> 02:31:29.639
I was like, bitch, like don't smash me again.

02:31:29.860 --> 02:31:31.159
I don't want to get smashed. He went to go do

02:31:31.159 --> 02:31:32.659
it. And I pitched him right in the dick. And

02:31:32.659 --> 02:31:34.639
he, you can see him like flinch in the match.

02:31:39.879 --> 02:31:42.600
It's hilarious because it gets people to rethink

02:31:42.600 --> 02:31:47.059
and calm down immediately. You know, like when

02:31:47.059 --> 02:31:51.100
you see somebody, yeah. Sorry, go ahead. I was

02:31:51.100 --> 02:31:52.819
just going to say, just speaking of blowing themselves,

02:31:53.000 --> 02:31:55.959
like, being hyped up, I joke on my entrance almost,

02:31:56.059 --> 02:31:57.920
like, when I come out from my baby entrance,

02:31:58.079 --> 02:32:00.059
I'm like, and I get to the ring, and I'm like,

02:32:00.139 --> 02:32:05.459
oh, God, okay, shouldn't have done that. I love

02:32:05.459 --> 02:32:08.059
blowing up on the way to the ring. So when I

02:32:08.059 --> 02:32:10.459
work with Ace, I got to go get my Spartan helmet.

02:32:10.540 --> 02:32:13.280
Fuck, I come out with a whole on, like, Leonidas

02:32:13.280 --> 02:32:16.139
all -black Spartan helmet, and it's got red paint

02:32:16.139 --> 02:32:19.100
for the... uh of handprints on the side of the

02:32:19.100 --> 02:32:21.559
head all the way down it looks fucking dope so

02:32:21.559 --> 02:32:23.260
i'll come out with my fucking spartan helmet

02:32:23.260 --> 02:32:26.040
i'm like doing my ring shit up on every fucking

02:32:26.040 --> 02:32:28.760
ring post blowing up like that one's not so bad

02:32:28.760 --> 02:32:32.079
the other entrance i do i sprint to the ring

02:32:32.079 --> 02:32:33.979
and there's a song called battle drums it's a

02:32:33.979 --> 02:32:35.760
song i pretty much have on my instagram all over

02:32:35.760 --> 02:32:38.719
the place that and i'll fucking sprint to the

02:32:38.719 --> 02:32:42.120
ring jump get animated run around do the ultimate

02:32:42.120 --> 02:32:44.629
warrior all over the place And there's a second

02:32:44.629 --> 02:32:47.170
breakdown. And when it goes, I'll scream and

02:32:47.170 --> 02:32:49.409
yell at the fucking sky, do my whole power up.

02:32:49.469 --> 02:32:52.049
And I sprint to the turnbuckles and jump up to

02:32:52.049 --> 02:32:53.709
the second one. I start getting the whole crowd,

02:32:53.729 --> 02:32:56.370
the fucking fist bump and head nod with me. Then

02:32:56.370 --> 02:32:58.350
I'll jump down and sprint to the other side.

02:32:58.430 --> 02:33:00.770
By the time I get done with that, I literally,

02:33:00.809 --> 02:33:02.469
I feel like I just had a whole match. And I'm

02:33:02.469 --> 02:33:04.549
like, that was a mistake, but everyone loves

02:33:04.549 --> 02:33:07.120
it. So I'm like. Okay. I got to have a happy

02:33:07.120 --> 02:33:09.739
medium here. This is bullshit. Everybody don't.

02:33:09.879 --> 02:33:12.280
Yeah. Don't applaud this. You fucking animals.

02:33:12.600 --> 02:33:17.600
Don't you? Don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. Let me,

02:33:17.600 --> 02:33:23.079
let me powder out here. You know what I'm saying?

02:33:23.159 --> 02:33:26.879
Like, this is fucking bullshit. Yeah, man, I

02:33:26.879 --> 02:33:31.000
have fun, but I'm going to go inside. Okay. Oh,

02:33:31.079 --> 02:33:32.819
no, no. Hold on. Tell me that. What's one of

02:33:32.819 --> 02:33:35.280
your favorite? my favorite wrestling ribs that

02:33:35.280 --> 02:33:37.100
ever had happened to me was on one of the shows

02:33:37.100 --> 02:33:39.860
that i ran um it was like the second show i ever

02:33:39.860 --> 02:33:42.600
ran me and my our wrestling dad one of my best

02:33:42.600 --> 02:33:44.879
friends we were we were in the main event and

02:33:44.879 --> 02:33:46.559
after the match was over me and him were like

02:33:46.559 --> 02:33:48.540
hugging in the ring we were all like baby baby

02:33:48.540 --> 02:33:50.780
and we're all just you know happy -go -lucky

02:33:50.780 --> 02:33:53.219
and the show with a good with a good note and

02:33:53.219 --> 02:33:56.159
as i turned around he just proceeds to just like

02:33:56.600 --> 02:33:58.719
take a staple gun because we had just done a

02:33:58.719 --> 02:34:04.260
hardcore match and he's like hugging me from

02:34:04.260 --> 02:34:07.600
behind but meanwhile he's just stapling my asshole

02:34:07.600 --> 02:34:11.299
and he's just keeps going i don't feel it for

02:34:11.299 --> 02:34:13.799
the first like three hits i just hear the clicking

02:34:13.799 --> 02:34:15.920
sound and i go what the fuck is that all of a

02:34:15.920 --> 02:34:17.700
sudden he goes like right underneath the crease

02:34:17.700 --> 02:34:20.399
of my ass cheek he just goes click click click

02:34:20.399 --> 02:34:23.680
and i'm like you motherfucker and i'm like it

02:34:23.680 --> 02:34:27.299
in because I turn around and I'm like, you fucking

02:34:27.299 --> 02:34:30.620
dick. Dude, that's so funny. I love that. After

02:34:30.620 --> 02:34:33.559
that, he was going up to conversations, just

02:34:33.559 --> 02:34:35.120
having conversations with people where they'd

02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:37.540
sit right next to him and he'd wait for them

02:34:37.540 --> 02:34:39.680
to look towards the other person that's talking

02:34:39.680 --> 02:34:42.139
and he'd just staple right in the chest. Yeah.

02:34:42.299 --> 02:34:46.840
I got mine in the shoulder. Oh, dude. I hate

02:34:46.840 --> 02:34:49.950
staples. Like, you motherfucker, you stay away

02:34:49.950 --> 02:34:51.569
from me. I've been seeing you doing this. You're

02:34:51.569 --> 02:34:55.309
not doing it to me. Yeah, hell no. Hell no. He

02:34:55.309 --> 02:34:57.290
was walking around, he's like, hey, Nix, what?

02:34:57.590 --> 02:35:00.530
Staple. I'm like, son of a bitch. You know what?

02:35:00.649 --> 02:35:03.010
You know what would be really funny to do? I

02:35:03.010 --> 02:35:05.290
would be down to do this with you guys, too,

02:35:05.309 --> 02:35:07.350
speaking of just because we had a fun conversation.

02:35:07.850 --> 02:35:12.790
You ever see the dog shot collars? Yes. Yes.

02:35:13.190 --> 02:35:16.540
Everybody put a dog shot collar on. and whoever

02:35:16.540 --> 02:35:18.920
makes the most noise gets shocked and then we'll

02:35:18.920 --> 02:35:21.100
do a gimmick where the fucking manager has the

02:35:21.100 --> 02:35:23.040
fucking collar we'll give somebody one with a

02:35:23.040 --> 02:35:25.899
remote start and like we'll have the manager

02:35:25.899 --> 02:35:28.100
like flirting with the crowd shocking somebody

02:35:28.100 --> 02:35:30.299
randomly even though they're not talking because

02:35:30.299 --> 02:35:31.899
then the other people while they're getting shocks

02:35:31.899 --> 02:35:33.899
that have a hard time not laughing and this thing's

02:35:33.899 --> 02:35:36.139
just gonna break down into a shit show oh my

02:35:36.139 --> 02:35:40.120
god i would never match doing that it would be

02:35:40.120 --> 02:35:41.739
the greatest thing ever we just gotta have the

02:35:41.739 --> 02:35:44.860
audience in on it you know what i mean Because

02:35:44.860 --> 02:35:47.000
yeah, I don't know. I've always thought about

02:35:47.000 --> 02:35:49.719
doing it because as far as like it's not about

02:35:49.719 --> 02:35:51.600
being hardcore It's just that's entertainment

02:35:51.600 --> 02:35:53.840
like in its pure sense and then yeah ripping

02:35:53.840 --> 02:35:55.920
off the shock collar to have it go into a fucking

02:35:55.920 --> 02:35:58.079
Smosh DQ and then he could bring out the gimmicks

02:35:58.079 --> 02:36:00.059
like the chairs and have it fucking have you

02:36:00.059 --> 02:36:03.899
know Great. Yeah What started out with just complete

02:36:03.899 --> 02:36:06.479
calamity the audience would be so sold on fucking

02:36:06.479 --> 02:36:08.600
watching people get shocked every time they like

02:36:08.600 --> 02:36:17.709
they vocalize anything I'd fucking lose it if

02:36:17.709 --> 02:36:25.030
I saw that shit. Or even the fucking heel teams

02:36:25.030 --> 02:36:27.370
get the babyface to wear the fucking shot collars

02:36:27.370 --> 02:36:29.190
and then they're fucking tossing them around

02:36:29.190 --> 02:36:32.409
the whole time. And then the babyface is finding

02:36:32.409 --> 02:36:34.290
a way to get them off. And then finally they

02:36:34.290 --> 02:36:36.069
get them back on the fucking heel team at the

02:36:36.069 --> 02:36:37.790
end of the match and torture the fucking heels.

02:36:41.510 --> 02:36:44.309
I don't know. I've always wanted to do those.

02:36:44.430 --> 02:36:46.329
I don't know why I have an obsession with them,

02:36:46.409 --> 02:36:49.250
but I'm always like, we've got to get dog shot

02:36:49.250 --> 02:36:55.030
callers. That'd be so funny. I've got to get

02:36:55.030 --> 02:36:58.090
inside. I think I'm going to work out or do something.

02:36:58.309 --> 02:37:01.370
I don't know yet. Thank you so much for coming

02:37:01.370 --> 02:37:06.090
on again. Anytime you want to jump in, if you're

02:37:06.090 --> 02:37:08.170
in chat, whatever, we'll fucking send you a link.

02:37:09.190 --> 02:37:14.149
Let's set it up. Why don't we do a match review?

02:37:14.870 --> 02:37:17.889
We should do bad match reviews. One of us, whoever

02:37:17.889 --> 02:37:21.610
has a match next, let's break down whoever's

02:37:21.610 --> 02:37:23.950
match it is and don't try to be critical. Let's

02:37:23.950 --> 02:37:27.469
just shit on it. That would be JP and Nick. That

02:37:27.469 --> 02:37:31.709
would be JP and Nick. JP and me. It would be

02:37:31.709 --> 02:37:35.250
our shit match. Dude, that would be fucking great.

02:37:35.370 --> 02:37:38.489
Let's just all shit on it. The next match I have,

02:37:38.809 --> 02:37:40.950
We can shit on it. Or I can go over my old matches,

02:37:40.989 --> 02:37:42.489
like some of my first ones, and you can be like,

02:37:42.569 --> 02:37:44.129
wow, you're fucking terrible. I'm like, I know.

02:37:44.149 --> 02:37:47.649
Let's talk about what happened here. I can't

02:37:47.649 --> 02:37:50.549
watch my old matches. Bring your debut in. We

02:37:50.549 --> 02:37:52.489
will watch your debut match. Let's not talk about

02:37:52.489 --> 02:37:57.370
your old matches. I think one of my debut solo

02:37:57.370 --> 02:38:01.489
match was a handicap match. And I shot on somebody

02:38:01.489 --> 02:38:04.579
there because they shot on me. He hit me as hard

02:38:04.579 --> 02:38:06.479
as he could in the neck to start the match and

02:38:06.479 --> 02:38:09.600
legit hurt my neck in the very start of the match.

02:38:09.760 --> 02:38:12.700
He even got reprimanded. Why would you hit this

02:38:12.700 --> 02:38:15.760
guy so fucking hard? He's 260 pounds and you

02:38:15.760 --> 02:38:17.459
put your entire body weight and dropped an elbow

02:38:17.459 --> 02:38:19.239
into his neck after sprinting across the ring.

02:38:19.760 --> 02:38:22.620
What the fuck are you doing? I picked him up

02:38:22.620 --> 02:38:23.959
at one of the points in the match and I threw

02:38:23.959 --> 02:38:26.219
him between the ring and the steel cage. Then

02:38:26.219 --> 02:38:31.540
he wanted to go off the top rope and throw a

02:38:31.540 --> 02:38:34.059
line and take a bump. But I made sure that when

02:38:34.059 --> 02:38:36.700
he went off I made complete full contact with

02:38:36.700 --> 02:38:39.340
his body and he like fucking spiked his Whole

02:38:39.340 --> 02:38:41.780
shit into the ring. I was like my neck still

02:38:41.780 --> 02:38:45.600
hurts. I'll kill you You're getting all of this,

02:38:45.700 --> 02:38:51.299
yeah I was so I was green and hot like I didn't

02:38:51.299 --> 02:39:02.959
know how to handle situations Oh, he's back.

02:39:03.799 --> 02:39:06.780
All right. My girlfriend's calling me. Your girl

02:39:06.780 --> 02:39:15.299
cut you off. Yeah, no, we should, we got a link

02:39:15.299 --> 02:39:16.899
up and do more shit. I like talking to you guys.

02:39:16.940 --> 02:39:18.979
You're a fucking fun. Yeah, it was great. It

02:39:18.979 --> 02:39:21.659
was a blast. Definitely. I should get you on

02:39:21.659 --> 02:39:23.979
because we have a masterclass podcast that we

02:39:23.979 --> 02:39:26.280
do. We should do a blended one. So maybe you

02:39:26.280 --> 02:39:28.239
could pick up some of his audience and vice versa.

02:39:28.600 --> 02:39:31.969
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. He's a fucking great

02:39:31.969 --> 02:39:33.729
guy. I can do that with a couple other podcasts.

02:39:33.889 --> 02:39:35.649
People have been wanting me to roundtable all

02:39:35.649 --> 02:39:37.829
kinds of shit. And I really feel like the indie

02:39:37.829 --> 02:39:39.770
community, we need to pull together and start

02:39:39.770 --> 02:39:41.389
really getting each other out there. Because

02:39:41.389 --> 02:39:44.450
if we don't do that, we're assholes. Yeah, right.

02:39:44.950 --> 02:39:47.129
Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, but there's so many cool

02:39:47.129 --> 02:39:48.770
people in the indies that don't get a spotlight.

02:39:48.909 --> 02:39:50.729
So many fun, humorous people. The people that

02:39:50.729 --> 02:39:53.409
get spotlighted are the overly opinionated and

02:39:53.409 --> 02:39:57.989
fucking gatekeepers on fun. Yeah. The cancelers.

02:40:00.549 --> 02:40:03.250
Yeah. They fucking gatekeep fucking fun. Like,

02:40:03.270 --> 02:40:04.909
bro, let people have different opinions. You'll

02:40:04.909 --> 02:40:06.430
find out that you might still like them even

02:40:06.430 --> 02:40:09.329
though you feel a different way than them. We're

02:40:09.329 --> 02:40:11.629
supposed to all have fun doing this shit. This

02:40:11.629 --> 02:40:14.729
shit's supposed to be fun. What's crazy to me

02:40:14.729 --> 02:40:17.790
is my tag team partner Alex Ace and I have completely

02:40:17.790 --> 02:40:21.409
different political views. We agree and disagree

02:40:21.409 --> 02:40:23.809
on something scientifically. We have great conversations

02:40:23.809 --> 02:40:26.190
and we're still best friends and I love him to

02:40:26.190 --> 02:40:28.780
death and would never Like, you know what I mean?

02:40:28.819 --> 02:40:31.239
Like there's not an ounce of, of love lost between

02:40:31.239 --> 02:40:34.180
us because our differences, you know? Like, yeah,

02:40:34.180 --> 02:40:38.540
I feel like, yeah, it's hard to do that with

02:40:38.540 --> 02:40:40.360
people because there's, there's so ideologically

02:40:40.360 --> 02:40:43.100
like attached to everything. And I'm like, I

02:40:43.100 --> 02:40:44.780
could care less, you know, I don't give a fuck.

02:40:44.879 --> 02:40:47.940
I see Alex for what he is. He's a, a great man.

02:40:48.059 --> 02:40:50.180
Who's great with fucking kids, people. And he,

02:40:50.200 --> 02:40:53.280
he advocates for me when I don't, I don't, I

02:40:53.280 --> 02:40:55.399
have a hard time communicating sometimes. So

02:40:55.399 --> 02:40:58.079
he always makes sure that like, I don't get frustrated.

02:40:58.120 --> 02:41:00.139
We communicate better with matches. Even if he's

02:41:00.139 --> 02:41:02.840
not involved in a match, he fucking takes care

02:41:02.840 --> 02:41:07.860
of me. I see all of the great in him and I'm

02:41:07.860 --> 02:41:09.760
like, why would anybody hate this person for

02:41:09.760 --> 02:41:14.120
anything? I'm pretty sure he feels the same about

02:41:14.120 --> 02:41:18.360
me, even though he knows I'm batshit crazy. Well,

02:41:18.440 --> 02:41:20.459
you have a good night. I don't want to keep you

02:41:20.459 --> 02:41:22.180
waiting. I don't want her to fucking drag you

02:41:22.180 --> 02:41:24.420
out of the truck. She might. I'm kind of scared.

02:41:26.319 --> 02:41:29.899
Thank you again so much for coming on. Yeah,

02:41:29.940 --> 02:41:34.559
definitely. We've been DMM, so we'll talk back

02:41:34.559 --> 02:41:38.720
and forth. You guys have my phone number? Yeah.

02:41:38.720 --> 02:41:40.459
Don't say it on the air, but you could send it.

02:41:40.540 --> 02:41:46.200
Oh shit. I forgot we were live. I did. I almost

02:41:46.200 --> 02:41:48.940
did that. I'm so not smart. You can send it to

02:41:48.940 --> 02:41:51.520
Kat. Well, I'll give it to me and I'll give you,

02:41:51.520 --> 02:41:53.879
I'll give it to you guys and I'll send you. I

02:41:53.879 --> 02:41:55.700
was just talking about people jacking off on

02:41:55.700 --> 02:41:57.360
their fucking zoom calls and shit like that.

02:41:57.420 --> 02:41:59.299
And here I am about to blurt my fucking number

02:41:59.299 --> 02:42:04.809
out on the internet. Man, you know what I should

02:42:04.809 --> 02:42:06.790
do? I should get a number of somebody I don't

02:42:06.790 --> 02:42:08.309
like and put that on the internet for everybody

02:42:08.309 --> 02:42:12.129
to call. I know a couple numbers I can give you.

02:42:13.250 --> 02:42:18.350
Especially just recently, yeah. I'm surprised

02:42:18.350 --> 02:42:21.370
you didn't catch him on your show. One guy just

02:42:21.370 --> 02:42:23.510
recently. You could have definitely got that

02:42:23.510 --> 02:42:27.250
guy. Bro, there's a couple people that I've been

02:42:27.250 --> 02:42:29.090
waiting to see that I know that are a little

02:42:29.090 --> 02:42:30.969
fucking funny, and I just don't have the hard

02:42:30.969 --> 02:42:32.850
proof yet, and I can't wait to see them on the

02:42:32.850 --> 02:42:36.610
show. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. It's either that or

02:42:36.610 --> 02:42:38.090
they're going to be out in town just walking

02:42:38.090 --> 02:42:40.090
around thinking that the sun is shining and everything's

02:42:40.090 --> 02:42:41.389
beautiful, and I'm just going to catch up with

02:42:41.389 --> 02:42:45.430
a fucking stray. Yeah. I'd be like, hey, what

02:42:45.430 --> 02:42:48.129
did my fist say to your face? Like, fuck you,

02:42:48.170 --> 02:42:52.829
homie. Leave kids alone. I don't know. Sometimes

02:42:52.829 --> 02:42:54.729
you don't have enough proof to put people away,

02:42:54.850 --> 02:42:56.290
but you have enough proof to know that they're

02:42:56.290 --> 02:43:01.190
a fucking scoundrel. I come after those people,

02:43:01.250 --> 02:43:03.889
but they tend to run away or hide behind certain

02:43:03.889 --> 02:43:08.350
things or hide in general. Yeah, but I'm here

02:43:08.350 --> 02:43:10.670
for it. Anyways, guys, I'm going to get beat

02:43:10.670 --> 02:43:14.840
up. This will be fun. Let's do it again. Hell

02:43:14.840 --> 02:43:17.500
yeah. Definitely. This is great. I'll DM you

02:43:17.500 --> 02:43:19.379
my number and then, you know, let's all talk

02:43:19.379 --> 02:43:22.180
and set some shit up. Yeah. Perfect. And I'm

02:43:22.180 --> 02:43:24.000
going to go live tomorrow. Most likely when I'm

02:43:24.000 --> 02:43:27.420
at GCW. Um, so if you guys want to jump into

02:43:27.420 --> 02:43:29.780
the live, uh, shout out stuff, we could all talk

02:43:29.780 --> 02:43:31.579
shit together. I can make you guys moderators.

02:43:32.040 --> 02:43:34.659
Uh, yeah. I'm just saying like, we can all have

02:43:34.659 --> 02:43:36.659
fun. Like everything that I'm doing and stuff.

02:43:36.719 --> 02:43:38.680
If you guys want to jump in, I've enjoyed you

02:43:38.680 --> 02:43:41.200
guys so much. Um, hit me up and be like, let

02:43:41.200 --> 02:43:42.959
me jump in on this. And like, we can figure it

02:43:42.959 --> 02:43:48.399
out. Okay. I like to give back. There's so many

02:43:48.399 --> 02:43:51.819
great experiences out there. I feel like I want

02:43:51.819 --> 02:43:53.979
to set up Indie Mania. I don't know if you guys

02:43:53.979 --> 02:43:56.479
heard about that before I go. I started listening

02:43:56.479 --> 02:44:02.659
to it on your YouTube. Okay. Yeah. We all need

02:44:02.659 --> 02:44:04.360
to do it. We all got to push for this on the

02:44:04.360 --> 02:44:06.639
East Coast. We got to get all the word out. Matt

02:44:06.639 --> 02:44:08.379
Cardona would be the biggest draw. Obviously

02:44:08.379 --> 02:44:12.010
the biggest Indie star. Big Trouble Ben Bishop

02:44:12.010 --> 02:44:15.190
would be fucking fantastic. I've met him a couple

02:44:15.190 --> 02:44:21.229
times. Yeah, Mikey O'Shea, Alex Ace. Because

02:44:21.229 --> 02:44:24.030
Saudi Arabia is going to have WWE in two years,

02:44:24.170 --> 02:44:27.569
but I think if we do it by next year, in 2026,

02:44:27.770 --> 02:44:30.969
and have an Indie Mania, one, while WWE is still

02:44:30.969 --> 02:44:33.409
in -house, we do it on a separate timeline than

02:44:33.409 --> 02:44:36.950
them, and then we build it, get the kinks out,

02:44:37.090 --> 02:44:38.590
and then do it again the second year when they're

02:44:38.590 --> 02:44:41.819
in Saudi. Yeah. Yeah, especially since no one

02:44:41.819 --> 02:44:44.520
can enjoy it when it's in Saudi. Yeah, that's

02:44:44.520 --> 02:44:46.260
what I'm saying. We should set up Indie Mania,

02:44:46.360 --> 02:44:48.840
and we should make it like a fucking mortgage

02:44:48.840 --> 02:44:51.040
board festival, put hardcore matches in circus

02:44:51.040 --> 02:44:54.579
tents, get a big ring and a good crowd around

02:44:54.579 --> 02:44:56.819
it, and just fucking go ham. Well, the hardcore,

02:44:57.020 --> 02:44:59.799
you know this guy right here, JP O 'Reilly. He

02:44:59.799 --> 02:45:02.860
loves hardcore shit, so he'll do any stupid shit.

02:45:03.440 --> 02:45:11.620
Yeah, get you with Journey 5 too. I was thinking

02:45:11.620 --> 02:45:14.799
Nick Cage, but that works, too. Oh, yeah, Nick

02:45:14.799 --> 02:45:17.540
Cage. That'd be fucking dope. Nicky's my fucking

02:45:17.540 --> 02:45:19.440
boy. I was going to say, you have his number,

02:45:19.500 --> 02:45:24.260
don't you? Yeah, you could talk to Nick. Nick's

02:45:24.260 --> 02:45:27.559
a stud, dude. That'd be a fucking dream. If somebody

02:45:27.559 --> 02:45:29.360
ever tried to get me in a hardcore match, though,

02:45:29.399 --> 02:45:30.899
and they brought the light tubes out, I'm telling

02:45:30.899 --> 02:45:32.879
you right now, I would steal all of your light

02:45:32.879 --> 02:45:34.819
tubes and roll around in them like an angry dog

02:45:34.819 --> 02:45:36.959
at the dog park that doesn't want to leave. And

02:45:36.959 --> 02:45:39.399
I will, I would just fucking ruin all the glory

02:45:39.399 --> 02:45:42.719
because I didn't want to do it. I ended up like

02:45:42.719 --> 02:45:45.639
jigsaw from fucking Punisher. I was like, yeah.

02:45:47.799 --> 02:45:50.479
I was like, now what? You fucking, you wanted

02:45:50.479 --> 02:45:52.959
to do this? I get all the glory. Fuck you. It

02:45:52.959 --> 02:45:55.459
sucks when it's already broken down and you're

02:45:55.459 --> 02:45:59.420
just bumping it. It's just as bad. I just think

02:45:59.420 --> 02:46:01.579
in the video, Mr. Glass, when I, when I think

02:46:01.579 --> 02:46:13.159
of the tubes. Yeah. Have a good night, Doug.

02:46:14.459 --> 02:46:17.579
I'm just saying. Hey, you have sweet dreams.

02:46:17.680 --> 02:46:24.899
Think of the Cup Chicks, okay? Have a good one,

02:46:24.899 --> 02:46:30.940
bud. Catch you, man. Dude, Doug's a shit. That

02:46:30.940 --> 02:46:32.860
guy is a freaking character. That is awesome.

02:46:33.639 --> 02:46:37.920
Oh, my God. Did you guys see? I just shared something

02:46:37.920 --> 02:46:39.899
in the chat with you. It's the freaking Ricky

02:46:39.899 --> 02:46:41.719
Morton wearing this belt that's about the size

02:46:41.719 --> 02:46:44.940
of his torso. Dude, we have so many chats that

02:46:44.940 --> 02:46:46.620
we couldn't get to because I didn't want to cut

02:46:46.620 --> 02:46:50.059
Doug off. I know. Because I was enjoying every

02:46:50.059 --> 02:46:54.200
fucking moment. It's like, oh. Hello. If you

02:46:54.200 --> 02:46:55.780
guys are watching or listening to this later,

02:46:56.000 --> 02:46:57.700
I'm going to go through everything really quick.

02:46:58.270 --> 02:47:01.670
Lee Miller, Keith Harford, Yeet Witherspoon,

02:47:01.889 --> 02:47:05.690
Steve Zampf. I haven't talked to Steve in forever.

02:47:05.829 --> 02:47:09.149
Jesus Christ. Shock, shock. Who else we got?

02:47:10.629 --> 02:47:16.469
We had Cameron Dow. Cameron Dow. D -Bone. D -Bone.

02:47:18.750 --> 02:47:21.129
pod while we were at the show, like the random

02:47:21.129 --> 02:47:23.670
people. Dude, we kept on going from between 5

02:47:23.670 --> 02:47:26.370
and 10. It kept on fluctuating. Hello to everyone

02:47:26.370 --> 02:47:28.889
that we couldn't say hello to during the chat.

02:47:28.950 --> 02:47:31.989
The only shitty thing is now I'm going to have

02:47:31.989 --> 02:47:35.969
to put it on... Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to

02:47:35.969 --> 02:47:38.209
put it on... I'm going to have to flip the fuck

02:47:38.209 --> 02:47:42.079
out of this podcast. Yeah, sadly. But we want

02:47:42.079 --> 02:47:43.360
to say hello to everyone because we didn't get

02:47:43.360 --> 02:47:45.579
a chance to say hello to everyone. Thank you

02:47:45.579 --> 02:47:47.239
for listening and being really cool and hanging

02:47:47.239 --> 02:47:50.159
out with us and Doug and listen to Doug's stories

02:47:50.159 --> 02:47:54.020
about, you know. I'm not kidding. I want to see

02:47:54.020 --> 02:47:56.440
Doug and Ben in the fucking room together. I

02:47:56.440 --> 02:47:58.600
don't think we'd survive. I think we would all

02:47:58.600 --> 02:48:01.200
die. They would be best friends instantly and

02:48:01.200 --> 02:48:04.520
fucking doing this crazy shit. Either best friends

02:48:04.520 --> 02:48:06.600
or hating each other. There's no in between.

02:48:07.020 --> 02:48:10.399
I had to pee at the start of this podcast and

02:48:10.399 --> 02:48:12.159
I held it in an entire time because I didn't

02:48:12.159 --> 02:48:14.500
want to miss a fucking second. I've got a voice

02:48:14.500 --> 02:48:16.299
just because I couldn't hold it. Dude, it's...

02:48:18.150 --> 02:48:21.770
I really enjoyed him. One of my favorite guests.

02:48:21.989 --> 02:48:26.930
One of my favorite guests on. Do we have anything

02:48:26.930 --> 02:48:31.069
else tonight? That was it. These interviews,

02:48:31.290 --> 02:48:34.590
the interviews, I literally just do interviews

02:48:34.590 --> 02:48:39.229
now. I'm sorry, but it's literally for this reason.

02:48:39.329 --> 02:48:42.469
I told him an hour. We are almost three hours

02:48:42.469 --> 02:48:48.799
on the podcast. Well, at least he enjoyed it.

02:48:48.799 --> 02:48:50.659
He wanted to stick around. That's true. That's

02:48:50.659 --> 02:48:54.639
true. At the end, we're like, Doug, go. Your

02:48:54.639 --> 02:49:01.239
girl's going to kill you. I was waiting for it.

02:49:01.260 --> 02:49:03.540
Just the door to pop open and just fucking just

02:49:03.540 --> 02:49:10.500
grab. You come with me. i'll tell you what now

02:49:10.500 --> 02:49:13.200
that's probably probably the most entertaining

02:49:13.200 --> 02:49:16.239
podcast yeah probably more entertaining than

02:49:16.239 --> 02:49:19.700
any of big cats matches so i mean oh are we literally

02:49:19.700 --> 02:49:22.479
gonna dude i'm gonna kick your ass next week

02:49:22.479 --> 02:49:25.399
so hey by the way if you guys care i actually

02:49:25.399 --> 02:49:28.260
debuted new hampshire and i fought for a title

02:49:28.260 --> 02:49:30.579
in my debut match and the stupidest fucking thing

02:49:30.579 --> 02:49:32.860
is you had to have a fucking license to do it

02:49:33.149 --> 02:49:36.629
I do, and I've got it now. It's so stupid that

02:49:36.629 --> 02:49:38.030
you have to have a fucking license. It's because

02:49:38.030 --> 02:49:39.370
New Hampshire is the only one that still has

02:49:39.370 --> 02:49:42.270
an athletic commission. It's not just New Hampshire.

02:49:42.389 --> 02:49:46.030
I think it's Alabama, Kentucky, and a few other

02:49:46.030 --> 02:49:48.110
states. Well, I'm going to say New England is

02:49:48.110 --> 02:49:51.469
the only one. It's the only reason I took so

02:49:51.469 --> 02:49:53.750
long to get into New Hampshire because I didn't

02:49:53.750 --> 02:49:56.469
have a license. and luckily there's no athletic

02:49:56.469 --> 02:49:58.770
commission at the show um even if there was i

02:49:58.770 --> 02:50:01.270
had already applied for it i paid for it so i

02:50:01.270 --> 02:50:02.870
was just waiting for them to give it to me so

02:50:02.870 --> 02:50:05.549
i'd have been like look i'm sure chaotic if they

02:50:05.549 --> 02:50:07.790
do anything in nashua they have an athletics

02:50:07.790 --> 02:50:10.489
commission in nashua well chaotic's also huge

02:50:10.489 --> 02:50:13.250
man chaotic's like it'd be like limitless doing

02:50:13.250 --> 02:50:17.750
shit in new hampshire so chaotic is pretty fucking

02:50:17.750 --> 02:50:21.909
big like but uh Yeah, man. But speaking of DJ

02:50:21.909 --> 02:50:25.010
Power, I took on and I was... Of all people.

02:50:25.610 --> 02:50:29.750
Dude, I was super nervous. Yeah. It's a title

02:50:29.750 --> 02:50:32.370
match and it's him. It's a title match. DJ Power,

02:50:32.430 --> 02:50:35.010
who's really, really, really good. He gets there.

02:50:35.190 --> 02:50:36.790
And he got there a little later, too, because

02:50:36.790 --> 02:50:39.709
he had some stuff going on. And he looks at me,

02:50:39.729 --> 02:50:40.750
he's like, so what do you want to do? And I was

02:50:40.750 --> 02:50:43.809
like, well, I thought this for the shine, you

02:50:43.809 --> 02:50:46.770
get a cut off here, do your heat, this for the

02:50:46.770 --> 02:50:48.969
comeback, this for the finish. Like I'd called

02:50:48.969 --> 02:50:51.149
the match. He looks at me, he goes, yeah, that's

02:50:51.149 --> 02:50:53.750
good. Walks away. I was like, did I really just

02:50:53.750 --> 02:50:59.829
call match DJ powers? Then of course, Monty does

02:50:59.829 --> 02:51:01.829
our finishing and his, his match first match.

02:51:01.909 --> 02:51:04.930
He does our finish. And I was like, okay, so

02:51:04.930 --> 02:51:12.379
DJ. Luckily, we were fine. I'm always worried.

02:51:13.000 --> 02:51:15.239
I'm always worried with working people. When

02:51:15.239 --> 02:51:17.260
we had Anthony Green in the ring, even in the

02:51:17.260 --> 02:51:19.799
Rumble, I'm like, I'm not touching you. I'm going

02:51:19.799 --> 02:51:23.700
to go this way so I don't fuck anything up. He

02:51:23.700 --> 02:51:26.020
feared me when I came out with a fucking trash

02:51:26.020 --> 02:51:30.200
can because if you watch that show back, he didn't

02:51:30.200 --> 02:51:32.659
want to get hit. He stays out on the outside

02:51:32.659 --> 02:51:36.190
of the lake. after i had done all the weapon

02:51:36.190 --> 02:51:38.989
shit yeah exactly it's funny too because like

02:51:38.989 --> 02:51:44.850
you throw a fucking pine uh fucking um uh fucking

02:51:44.850 --> 02:51:47.719
word i want to say I want to say pinecone. It

02:51:47.719 --> 02:51:49.819
wasn't a pinecone. It was a pumpkin. He chucked

02:51:49.819 --> 02:51:51.559
a fucking pumpkin at me. I was waiting for him

02:51:51.559 --> 02:51:53.860
to say pineapple. And it fucking bounced off

02:51:53.860 --> 02:51:56.079
Ben's head and it flew into the crowd. He was

02:51:56.079 --> 02:51:58.479
trash canning and cannonballing at the corner.

02:51:59.020 --> 02:52:01.639
That fucking hurt, asshole. But I was joking.

02:52:01.639 --> 02:52:03.319
I was talking to Jason about this, too, on the

02:52:03.319 --> 02:52:05.079
way down. I'm like, you know, we're always...

02:52:05.629 --> 02:52:07.850
if it's us working each other, like, yeah, we'll

02:52:07.850 --> 02:52:09.469
lay it in. We're a little snug. We're a little

02:52:09.469 --> 02:52:11.250
tight, you know, because it's all of us and we're

02:52:11.250 --> 02:52:12.489
just going to laugh about it and have a beer

02:52:12.489 --> 02:52:14.549
after. But we're always afraid to like, like

02:52:14.549 --> 02:52:16.649
an AG or something like that, like laid in a

02:52:16.649 --> 02:52:18.170
little too snug. All of a sudden, like AG's laying

02:52:18.170 --> 02:52:20.049
there bleeding. We're like, oh, we're in trouble.

02:52:20.229 --> 02:52:23.409
Or the receipt. I'll take the receipt if I screw

02:52:23.409 --> 02:52:26.290
up. I'm not worried about that, you know, but

02:52:26.290 --> 02:52:27.870
it's like, you know, I don't want to hurt someone,

02:52:27.989 --> 02:52:30.010
you know, I know with us, it's like, okay, I

02:52:30.010 --> 02:52:31.770
can lay that in a little more snug, you know,

02:52:31.770 --> 02:52:33.989
or like donkey when he gets really excited and

02:52:33.989 --> 02:52:36.559
starts throwing those fricking. potatoes. Yeah,

02:52:36.680 --> 02:52:39.620
Potato City. Hey, now I'm learning from Doug.

02:52:39.659 --> 02:52:43.940
We just have Potato City. I get to watch one

02:52:43.940 --> 02:52:45.540
of his matches and see his comeback now and I

02:52:45.540 --> 02:52:47.520
want to see what it is. Oh, you want to see it

02:52:47.520 --> 02:52:50.420
really quick? Second video on his that's pinned

02:52:50.420 --> 02:52:53.120
on his. It's fine. Yeah, second video that's

02:52:53.120 --> 02:52:57.549
pinned on his. I watched him do that too and

02:52:57.549 --> 02:53:02.170
I'm like, jeez, that must fucking suck. They're

02:53:02.170 --> 02:53:04.649
actually throwing fucking rounds at each other.

02:53:04.829 --> 02:53:07.030
I'll be honest, it's midnight and I am ready

02:53:07.030 --> 02:53:10.850
to prevent it. Yeah, we're getting going. It's

02:53:10.850 --> 02:53:17.790
done. Chicago! Chicago. I should get a drop of

02:53:17.790 --> 02:53:23.250
Larry screaming that. just yeah uh soundboard

02:53:23.250 --> 02:53:26.489
yeah the soundboard chicago okay do your plugs

02:53:26.489 --> 02:53:31.790
there jp um yeah uh follow me jp o'reilly at

02:53:31.790 --> 02:53:36.129
everything um facebook instagram youtube pornhub

02:53:36.129 --> 02:53:41.430
tiktok whatever um the only place i see you get

02:53:41.430 --> 02:53:46.290
downvotes is pornhub yeah well Everyone just

02:53:46.290 --> 02:53:47.889
wants to be me and they're jealous, I guess.

02:53:48.750 --> 02:53:55.149
Next Friday, Ring Wars 5. We'll be in Brewer,

02:53:55.209 --> 02:53:59.110
Maine. Watch JP Lowe stare at the lights. Yeah,

02:53:59.110 --> 02:54:01.930
I'll be taking on this fucking roly -poly over

02:54:01.930 --> 02:54:06.690
here. For some strange reason, I thought you

02:54:06.690 --> 02:54:08.129
were going to call me a woolly mammoth for half

02:54:08.129 --> 02:54:12.590
a second. Don't ask me why. I mean, hairy as

02:54:12.590 --> 02:54:17.690
hairy can be. I can't wait to kick your teeth.

02:54:18.209 --> 02:54:24.629
The big fat. I mean, big cat. And we're who knows

02:54:24.629 --> 02:54:27.309
what it'll look like. It'll just probably look

02:54:27.309 --> 02:54:30.510
like two fucking blobs of massacre. Just we might

02:54:30.510 --> 02:54:32.530
put a hole in the fucking floor. Who the fuck?

02:54:32.549 --> 02:54:34.610
You're not allowed to use weapons. Remember that?

02:54:35.170 --> 02:54:39.149
Okay, cool. I've wrestled many matches without

02:54:39.149 --> 02:54:41.190
weapons, buddy. I'm just saying you're not allowed

02:54:41.190 --> 02:54:44.030
to use weapons. I'm just saying. I mean, that'd

02:54:44.030 --> 02:54:46.530
be. I'll be a little pissy if you use a weapon

02:54:46.530 --> 02:54:50.290
and get yourself disqualified. I know I can beat

02:54:50.290 --> 02:54:52.930
you easily, but that's a little too easy. We

02:54:52.930 --> 02:54:57.729
have some pretty fucking blind ass referees in

02:54:57.729 --> 02:55:01.110
this state. Don't make me go all on on you guys.

02:55:01.610 --> 02:55:04.909
Eric Greenleaf is... Alright, shut the fuck up

02:55:04.909 --> 02:55:07.610
and do your plugs. Children, behave. Hang on,

02:55:07.649 --> 02:55:09.950
I got a couple more because I'm like Kat, so

02:55:09.950 --> 02:55:13.629
he only has one beat. Yeah, unlike Kat, who actually

02:55:13.629 --> 02:55:16.469
respects, who actually cares about their family

02:55:16.469 --> 02:55:19.309
and wants to take care of them. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

02:55:19.649 --> 02:55:22.690
Hold on, hold on, hold on. While you two are

02:55:22.690 --> 02:55:24.450
pissing with each other, I do have a funny -ass

02:55:24.450 --> 02:55:27.270
moment. JP, when Amelia walked up over your shoulder,

02:55:27.409 --> 02:55:28.450
it was like the little girl from the fucking

02:55:28.450 --> 02:55:32.129
ring. Yeah, I'll get out of the audience. It

02:55:32.129 --> 02:55:34.469
was literally blurry and then all of a sudden,

02:55:34.469 --> 02:55:40.700
kid. It's like... I looked in video at first

02:55:40.700 --> 02:55:43.000
before I looked at her and I went, oh, this looks

02:55:43.000 --> 02:55:45.760
creepy as fuck. I couldn't keep away from stage

02:55:45.760 --> 02:55:48.239
options. I'm like, oh God, this looks creepy

02:55:48.239 --> 02:55:53.680
as fuck. I was like, I'm about to die. I have

02:55:53.680 --> 02:55:57.040
to watch it back. She walked up and she was like,

02:55:57.139 --> 02:56:01.040
you should have had her. What you should teach

02:56:01.040 --> 02:56:03.819
her to do is just lean in and go in seven days.

02:56:04.440 --> 02:56:07.620
In seven days. I'm going to do it. Or just have

02:56:07.620 --> 02:56:09.520
her come up to you and put her hand on your shoulder

02:56:09.520 --> 02:56:13.360
when you're not paying attention. Hello, father.

02:56:16.180 --> 02:56:20.799
Alright, finish your plugs. October 4th. Are

02:56:20.799 --> 02:56:25.579
you doing that show? Okay. September 27th. North

02:56:25.579 --> 02:56:30.459
Atlantic Wrestling Association. Bucks. Bucks.

02:56:31.100 --> 02:56:38.559
Bucks. Skips. Skips and Gino's. We don't see

02:56:38.559 --> 02:56:39.860
where they are. They're just Skips and Gino's.

02:56:42.559 --> 02:56:45.040
That's true. And then, yeah, October 24th, Gino's.

02:56:49.040 --> 02:56:51.959
There's something in November, but I can't say

02:56:51.959 --> 02:56:57.200
it. That's it. I know what you're talking about.

02:56:58.879 --> 02:57:03.479
Anyways, your turn. Let's see what I got next

02:57:03.479 --> 02:57:07.100
week. I am also at I can't talk about either.

02:57:07.139 --> 02:57:10.040
I'm also at ring wars. I'll be there in spirit

02:57:10.040 --> 02:57:13.739
Because you be there working sound cuz you're

02:57:13.739 --> 02:57:18.760
all you yeah Hey, hey, listen, you might want

02:57:18.760 --> 02:57:21.120
to you can call him a sound bitch all you fucking

02:57:21.120 --> 02:57:24.049
want But there's a reason why everybody asks

02:57:24.049 --> 02:57:26.770
him to fucking do sound. Because they know he's

02:57:26.770 --> 02:57:29.709
going to do it correctly. He's not going to fuck

02:57:29.709 --> 02:57:33.569
it up. You're getting your old music. Oh, you're

02:57:33.569 --> 02:57:35.649
doing music. That's right. Can I have my new

02:57:35.649 --> 02:57:38.469
music, please? Send me whatever it is. Yeah,

02:57:38.489 --> 02:57:40.930
I'll send you my new music. Anyway, so yes, I'll

02:57:40.930 --> 02:57:43.450
be there doing the sound. I might actually wrestle,

02:57:43.549 --> 02:57:47.590
depending. I am first alternative. So if someone

02:57:47.590 --> 02:57:50.649
doesn't show up. It'll be me. So it'll be you

02:57:50.649 --> 02:57:55.110
versus me then because, you know. Wow. No, Cadillac,

02:57:55.110 --> 02:57:57.670
you show up. I will show up. You can get out

02:57:57.670 --> 02:57:59.750
of bed. Unless it's an emergency, I will show

02:57:59.750 --> 02:58:04.569
up. Next night will be, again, that'll be NAWA.

02:58:04.569 --> 02:58:08.209
It's Skips in Buxton. Skips is fun. Come down.

02:58:08.489 --> 02:58:10.329
Booze is good. The food is freaking awesome.

02:58:10.719 --> 02:58:14.420
Their chicken bomb sandwich is good. It's so

02:58:14.420 --> 02:58:18.440
tasty. The last time I was at Nawa or at Skip's

02:58:18.440 --> 02:58:23.719
was me and B .A. Tatum in a real match. What

02:58:23.719 --> 02:58:27.459
the fuck are you doing? I'm thinking, we haven't

02:58:27.459 --> 02:58:29.299
done it in a bit. We haven't done another fucking

02:58:29.299 --> 02:58:31.719
live show with Benjamins, but at the same time,

02:58:31.760 --> 02:58:36.559
I kind of want to have good equipment. Then next

02:58:36.559 --> 02:58:39.340
show beyond that will be October 4th for Crown

02:58:39.340 --> 02:58:42.059
of Maine Wrestling. That'll be fun. I'm taking

02:58:42.059 --> 02:58:45.120
on Chad Casanova once again, and I will drop

02:58:45.120 --> 02:58:47.159
him on his little beanie head. Who am I wrestling

02:58:47.159 --> 02:58:50.139
on the 4th? You are wrestling Dio Santos. Dio

02:58:50.139 --> 02:58:54.899
Santos. Yes, and then after that, there's another

02:58:54.899 --> 02:58:56.459
show coming up. I was supposed to wrestle this

02:58:56.459 --> 02:58:59.420
weekend, but unfortunately, due to circumstances

02:58:59.420 --> 02:59:01.920
beyond everybody's control, there's no show this

02:59:01.920 --> 02:59:05.260
weekend. Yeah, due to... you know sad news but

02:59:05.260 --> 02:59:08.940
you know it's not it's it's i'm not mad at anyone

02:59:08.940 --> 02:59:11.239
i'm just saying no no i'm just saying it's it's

02:59:11.239 --> 02:59:14.540
sometimes life is unfair and i was excited to

02:59:14.540 --> 02:59:17.819
wrestle and well here we are should happen sadly

02:59:17.819 --> 02:59:20.440
and all right and you can find me on all social

02:59:20.440 --> 02:59:24.420
media platforms at dotd nix that is dotd n -i

02:59:24.420 --> 02:59:29.319
-x um yeah i'll that's pretty much all of them

02:59:29.319 --> 02:59:35.100
so all right have at it i'm tired Ring Wars and...

02:59:35.100 --> 02:59:40.940
ProSNTs .com, sorry. Yeah, ProSNTs .com. Brain

02:59:40.940 --> 02:59:43.420
Buster Tees for Pro Session merch, if you guys

02:59:43.420 --> 02:59:46.940
want to see that as well as mine. October 4th,

02:59:46.940 --> 02:59:53.520
I will be at Crown of Maine hanging out with

02:59:53.520 --> 02:59:57.639
Dylan X, doing his shit. And there's two more

02:59:57.639 --> 03:00:00.260
dates I have that I can't talk about. What are

03:00:00.260 --> 03:00:01.879
these dates? Am I at these dates? What's going

03:00:01.879 --> 03:00:03.899
on with these dates? Well, I know that you're

03:00:03.899 --> 03:00:06.440
not, both of you aren't the fourth because I'm

03:00:06.440 --> 03:00:08.700
not allowed to talk about it. Okay, you can hit

03:00:08.700 --> 03:00:09.680
me in the chat. I don't know what the hell's

03:00:09.680 --> 03:00:11.620
going on. I don't know if I'm allowed to talk

03:00:11.620 --> 03:00:17.000
about it. It's a very special event. Yeah, hit

03:00:17.000 --> 03:00:18.639
me in the chat. I want to know what's going on.

03:00:20.219 --> 03:00:22.780
If it leaves the chat, I know who told me. It's

03:00:22.780 --> 03:00:26.860
fine. Because I was told not to talk about it.

03:00:27.870 --> 03:00:31.209
If he's watching this. Must be desperate, whoever

03:00:31.209 --> 03:00:35.350
it is. If I don't hear me in the chat, I don't

03:00:35.350 --> 03:00:39.170
care. It's like, yeah, I might not. I probably

03:00:39.170 --> 03:00:42.149
won't, because I don't want to. I like to have

03:00:42.149 --> 03:00:44.809
secret information. If the secret information

03:00:44.809 --> 03:00:47.850
goes out, then... He's just embarrassed. I'm

03:00:47.850 --> 03:00:51.649
not. Well, no. Actually, no. This is a pretty

03:00:51.649 --> 03:00:53.549
good opportunity, and I'm actually kind of excited

03:00:53.549 --> 03:00:57.600
for it. When do you deserve a good opportunity?

03:00:58.479 --> 03:01:03.000
Fame is you, buddy. Children, are we going to

03:01:03.000 --> 03:01:06.420
hash this out again? Are you going to cut the

03:01:06.420 --> 03:01:09.180
podcast again because you were having a little

03:01:09.180 --> 03:01:12.719
bitch fit? I wasn't even thinking about it. Don't

03:01:12.719 --> 03:01:15.139
you fucking do it. Don't you do it. Don't you

03:01:15.139 --> 03:01:26.520
do it. Fuck you. Instagram, Tyler Adams on Facebook

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and Twitter. Per Sessions, everything. Follow

03:01:29.959 --> 03:01:45.280
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03:01:45.319 --> 03:02:04.579
Like, subscribe. I muted you. I shut up. I'm

03:02:04.579 --> 03:02:07.940
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03:02:08.079 --> 03:02:09.559
Thank you guys so much. See you guys next week.