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so fun fact about that actually legit we were
driving back from nwwe i believe it was yeah
it was and there is so we were in the back of
lee miller's car and lee miller has a small suv
it's not a big suv it's a small this is a smaller
one so it's like one of the mid -range ones and
in the backseat suv is me jason maverick and
stormy savage none of us are small So I'm like,
I literally have my arms crossed and I'm squished
up against the door. But the thing is, I like
listening to podcasts or something when I'm driving,
especially when I don't have to drive. So I have
my earbuds and I doze off and I don't realize
that the podcast I was listening to had finished
and I wake up hearing Levi's voice. I'm like,
where the fuck's Levi? I realized it was one
of the first sessions. It was one of the shows
with Levi. And I'm just kind of like. Half awake
going, why am I hearing Levi's voice? Yeah, Levi.
I miss Levi. Does he get suplexed in the concrete
again? What's going on? I miss fucking Levi.
I don't know where the hell he is. He's in Colorado
doing Colorado shit. I guess so. He could be
doing Colorado shit, I guess. Of course, we got
you, Dylan Nix. The nautical nightmare. JP's
still being a bitch. Bruce. He's a shark. Bruce
from Jaws or Bruce from Raft? What the hell is
Raft? You've never played Raft? No. Raft is a
survival game on PC where you are literally building
a raft to basically survive. Great white shark
who keeps eating your fucking raft and his name
is Bruce. Well, no, I named him Bruce after,
of course, Jaws, which I've actually finally
seen all the way through. It's really boring.
Raft or Jaws? Jaws. No, I like Jaws. I thought
it was cool. It's boring. It is not boring. You're
boring. Midway through it gets better, but from
beginning to mid, it's boring. The only thing...
Okay. pull back side curtain all that fun stuff
because we never stay on topic in these day podcasts
anyway no never let me explain really quickly
so apparently originally the original stories
of the jaws attacks were actually tiger sharks
and bull sharks they were never the great white
um in fact the author of the book has was really
sad that he wrote the book later on in life because
he didn't realize how much it would affect the
shark population um is also Also, Steven Spielberg
was really sad about that, too. In fact, I had
a fun moment where we're watching Jaws. We're
watching the movie, and I'm kind of watching
it, watching it, watching it, and they catch
the first shark, right? I'm looking at him like,
that's a fucking tiger shark. And Richard Dreyfuss'
character's like, that's not a great white. That's
a tiger shark. And I was like... yeah i knew
that shut up enjoy the movie that's like um i
can't enjoy movies now because like they have
like the same beats like you you like each movie
has like the same beat so you know what something's
gonna happen it's like there it comes here oh
there it is some movies i i tell you what's really
funny getting funny for me is watching anything
filmed um for basically the cw um okay so we're
watching supernatural right now sam and i are
going back to supernatural now watching supernatural
we just finished watching all the stargate series
i'm literally playing now find the stargate actor
like literally i'm like oh hey it's walter oh
hey it's uh it's this person hey that's hey it's
this person this person or my favorite one is
right now we're in season eight and freaking
amanda tapping isn't it as an angel and i'm like
it's samantha carter what are you talking about
That's my fun thing. Find the Angel. Or find
the Spriggan actor. Supernatural's good. I watched
them all over the last two seasons. I've never
actually finished it. I got the season... I want
to say season 13 and I kind of quit. I think
it's 12 or 13, the same thing. Yeah, somewhere
around there. I got out of it. They don't need
a reboot. It's only been off air for... I think
it's either after everything or before everything.
They were going to do a show called The Winchesters,
which was basically going to be John and Mary
way before Sam and Dean were born. But I think
that got kiboshed because I think Jensen was
going to do it and Jared was really sad he wasn't
going to be part of it and they got into a big
tiff about it and then it got kind of deleted.
Well, that's shit. People tuning in for Wrestling
Podcast are like, why the hell are they talking
about scratch? I know. And I was just thinking
about the Jaws thing, too. Oh, hold on. I can
tie it into wrestling. Carry on my wayward son
by Kansas. There you go. There you go. Jaws,
that actually happened, I think, years later.
It almost became a true story. It was a bull
shark that was attacking people on the river.
Oh, yeah. There's been shark attacks. Oh, yeah.
Bull sharks are dicks, by the way. Yeah. Bull
sharks, if you didn't know this, are dicks because
one, they'll attack anything. That's why they're
called bull sharks. And two, they can live in
brackish water. That means the water doesn't
have to be salt. That's what literally was attacked.
I think it killed like three people before they
finally got it. It was the same fucking shark.
Actually, saltwater crocodiles. People in Australia
are more afraid of saltwater crocodiles than
they are. Yeah, they pull you out of boats. Yeah.
Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah, definitely. I think there
was a video that went viral on TikTok about that.
They were like, look, crocodile, and then pulled
it out of there. Oh, there goes Samantha. Anyways,
you want to see the clip of the week? We have
a clip of the week? Sure. We got a clip of the
week. JPOtism, where the hell are you? Yeah,
exactly. Where the hell are you? Where's Samuel
Matthews? Oh, actually, I don't know where he
is. Being a cult leader. Man, don't worship me
or whatever the fuck he does. Now, of course,
this little segment is basically I go on to.
Instagram, and I see clips, and I'm like, oh,
this is kind of cool, or holy shit, this is terrifying.
That should never have happened. Yeah, that'll
be the clip of the week. I feel like it's the
wrestling clip of the week, but if you think
otherwise, you can always join our Discord, and
the link is in our description, and you can send
your own clips of the week in Discord. This one's
a fucky one. Oh, hold on. I gotta be paying attention.
Why am I logged out of everything? That's weird.
I don't know why you're logged out of everything.
I don't know either. You ready? Yeah, go ahead.
I even zoomed in. That was a drop kick. That
was a freaking double stop to the back of her
head. Did she owe him money? Did she go out and
drink his booze last night? I don't know. For
the audio listeners who didn't see, the person
was doing a split in the ring, doing their normal
entrance music shit. Guy went off the top rope
and drop kicked him in the fucking head. My dear
God. My dear God. Seriously, by all the gods,
old and new, that is not right. Cool spot. Very
cool spot. A fucking shitty thing to do. I would
be pissed if that was me. Jesus. I was going
to go, oh, I'm now dead. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Jeez, I guess I got to close that Discord. It's
freaking... Yeah, I was wondering what the hell
that was. That was me. So, yeah, there's a...
It's actually kind of a slow wrestling week.
Of course, we got last week. We're going to get
into that. Last week, we were in the middle of
the show talking about what if AJ comes back.
Do you think she's actually going to come back?
She came back in the middle of the show. I got
the video of that, of her coming back. Thankfully,
there's actually fans who go to wrestling events
for WWE and record shit. Not for much longer
if they keep up with the bullshit they're going
on with. What do you mean? Well, okay. I can't
believe I'm going to agree with Vince McMahon
on something. So TKO came out not too long ago,
and I'm sure a lot of you folks out there in
the world saw this. TKO's like, oh, the WWE really
needs to catch up with the UFC. They're not quite
as viable as the UFC. And I'm like, first of
all, bullshit, because they're making money hand
over fist. Second of all, shit up. Third of all,
they're not wrong either. But now here's the
thing. When Vince was in charge and... Vince
kind of, as expensive as it was, because to even
get, like, say, front row seats at WrestleMania,
it was still $1 ,500 to $2 ,000, right? Yeah,
fucking ridiculous amount. Expensive, yes. But
as expensive as it was, you could still afford
an upper deck ticket, and an upper deck ticket
would be like $50, $60. Yep. Yeah, you might
be up in the nosebleeds, but it's still $50,
which is not too bad. Yeah, you'd still be able
to go see the event, even though... But now with
TKO in charge, TKO's like, oh no, those upper
deck tickets are going to be $350. They're pricing
people out. Did you see that we're talking about
the announcement today? Did you see the announcement
today? Did we have plans to talk about that?
Because I'm going to talk about it right now.
Okay, we can jump into that if you want to. Okay,
so if you did not see the announcement today,
WWE came out and went, oh, hey, we're going to
have a... WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia. We covered
this at the live show for Benjamins. Yeah. Did
we talk about this at the live show? Yeah, we
talked about it. I don't freaking remember this.
I know we were all drinking. Ben walks up with
shots and they're with the rest of the night.
Yeah, I actually do remember talking about this.
And I think my point is still valid. the best
way if you want WWE to not do stupid shit like
this is don't give them money. But the problem
is we are all big wrestling fans and there's
AEW, which actually has decent wrestling and
maybe kind of shitty company or there's AEW,
which is, I mean, if you like their stuff, you
like their stuff. I, we have friends that work
there and we have people we know who work there
and I can't really great talent, shitty booking.
There you go. Thank you. I was looking for a
good way to say that. Yeah. Um, But it's true.
But you guys are going back to Saudi Arabia.
Last I heard, you guys are trying to get out
of Saudi Arabia, but here we are. We're going
back to Saudi Arabia, not only for a show for
Saudi Arabia. The Crown Jewel shows are for Saudi
Arabia. Cool. I can ignore those. That's not
a problem. I can ignore the fact that that show
exists. This is WrestleFuckamania. Yep. This
is the show of the year. WrestleMania, and I'm
not going to watch it. I will not give them money
to watch that show. I will not watch it at all.
I will not tune into that show. First of all,
I'm not going to pay for ESPN to log in to be
able to watch pay -per -views because I'm not
paying $40. That's right, because at that time,
probably you would have to buy a subscription
to ESPN to watch it. ESPN. Anyway, surf shark.
No, no, Surfshark. We could use, what's the thing
we're called here? Give us money. Yes, give us
money for illegal action. Give us money. We'll
legally promote you. But no, seriously, it's
like, I'm not going to fork over my hard -earned
money. Now, I... used to pay for pay -per -views
back in the day. Way back in the day when WCW
and WWF were on, it was $50 a pay -per -view.
I didn't mind that. Not to interrupt you, but
thinking about that, are they going to charge
you $60 a piece because it's going to be two
days? Are they going to charge you $120 to watch
both days? Once you have the ESPN Plus or whatever
it is, you can just log in and watch it. It's
going to be like Peacock that way. The problem
is it went from $9 a month to $40 a month. Because
Peacock was only $10 a month. I was paying $12.
And I'm still paying $12 for it. If they're not
producing a good product, why the hell am I going
to give you money? First of all, I'm not going
to give you money to watch you guys go over to
Saudi Arabia. I want to be able to watch wrestling
the way it's intended to be. I don't want to
watch whatever version of wrestling that you
guys are going to do. First of all, Saudi Arabia
also wants The Undertaker to come out. sean everybody
come out yeah yeah cool i like seeing my childhood
heroes come out i'm in my 40s these guys are
in their 60s i don't want to see the 60 year
old undertaker come out i'm sorry his last match
is great leave it at that john michaels was retired
twice now three times now did you see speaking
of that i put this in the chat yeah undertaker
looks like scott steiner I saw him on the press
conference. Who the fuck is that? It's like Sting.
Sting's let everything go gray. He hasn't done
that until recently. Even on his podcast, everything's
all black. The man has three daughters. I'm pretty
sure that's what happened. Something. I don't
know. And the other thing about the Saudi Arabia
thing is that you're basically isolating your
fans. No fan's going to be able to go. Yeah,
I can't. Okay, two things. One, I wouldn't be
able to afford to buy a ticket for it anyway,
right? But let's say I went out and played the
Powerball tomorrow. I won that. How much is it
going to be? Like $100 million again? $100 million,
something like that, yeah. Let's say I won the
$1 .4 billion Powerball. First of all, you'd
never see my ass ever again. I'd be off on an
island somewhere. I hope so. I hope I see you
again, at least through the podcast. I'd be logging
into the podcast from my mansion on an island.
Sipping on margaritas on the beach. I wouldn't
be drinking White Claws, guys. I'd be drinking
some real fancy shit. Some waiter's just standing
there with just multiple drinks. Yes, give me
that. Go away. No, I joke. I'll tell you exactly.
I'm going to sidetrack for two seconds. From
my house down the road, there's a plot of land.
It's huge. It's got to be at least four or five
acres. And it's waterfront. It's right down on
the inlet. $90 ,000? No, I didn't know the zero
to that. It's probably $900 ,000. I would absolutely
buy it and build a house down there. And I'd
still be here. Really? You think it's going to
be that much for that? Dude, I'm in Ellsworth.
What do you expect? Yeah, but it's still Ellsworth.
I don't think they would charge you. Come on.
I can see in Bar Harbor. Bar Harbor is a mill.
Easily. A mill for half an acre. That's what
I would have done. I would have bought that land
and built a house down there. I digress. Seriously,
say I could afford to buy the tickets to WrestleMania,
I'm not going to Saudi Arabia. I don't think
you can. I don't think we can. You might be able
to with special passports and stuff, but... i
i with what's with everything going on also signing
a release also signing a release saying hey uh
if something happens to you yeah we're not here
on your own buddy yeah and here's the thing more
like when you come back they're gonna be like
no you can't come back and i'll be like i live
over there yeah god knows you know they decided
you know make sure the plane doesn't take off
again yeah yeah exactly yeah i'd be sitting there
drinking with dax and cash be like well we're
fucked. Yeah, exactly. How are you even here?
You're not even in this company. Exactly. Like,
how the fuck did I get this plane? I mean, I'm
not complaining. Also, Scott Hall? What's going
on? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But no, seriously,
it's really alienating your fans when they can't
go to your shows. You know, someone posted this
the other day, and I have to agree, or today.
I think it was Mike Skyros, by the way. Shout
out to Mike Skyros. posted that like you know
with wb pricing out fans independent wrestling's
we're we're right there we're on that line to
be able to go out and go okay wwe wants 500 for
an upper echelon ticket you know how much a front
row ticket to our show is 20 bucks And you're
going to see probably the guys in 10 years that
are going to be on WWE FTV. Well, not only that,
you're going to see possibly guys on AEW, former
NXT stars, you know, at least limitless. Unless
you're going to see that. Yeah, limitless, chaotic.
Chaotic, yeah. I don't know. I just saw Ivar
as a chaotic in a couple months. Oh, yeah. That's
where he started. So, yeah. And chaotic, don't
they? They have a big venue. Don't they usually
sell a big venue? Yeah. They got a pretty good
size venue. So chaotic school. I mean, like,
you know, but like new England independent wrestling
is good. There's a lot of good here. I mean,
there's, you know, like everything, there's a
little bit of bad too. Well, if you, if you,
let's just say you're a fan, if you're just sticking
with the bigger promotion, let's say you're like
in the bigger area, you got limitless, you got
chaotic, you got beyond, you got wrestle open,
you got shit. You could kind of put Grind on
that, but Grind isn't really, I don't see, they're
not really that big yet, but they're still pretty,
they're still pretty, you know, they're upper
middle company. Well, they have fantastic talent
going through. Oh my God, yes. Limitless talent,
so. I've been to a couple of the shows and they're
a lot. And their setup is fucking dope. I love
their ring. By the way, I love their ring. Their
entrance is dope. um for any of you guys have
not seen grinds ring they don't have individual
turnbuckles rip likes the japanese style so is
that having the individual turnbuckles that we
have here in the states they have the solid turnbuckles
like in japan which is one solid piece it's so
cool i'm like that's such a neat touch so you
can suplex or german suplex them into it not
have to worry about freaking killing them Anyway.
Yeah, no, because that's... That was... Didn't
they start originally more like the Japan -style
wrestling? Yeah, that's what... Rip's a big fan
of Japanese wrestling. For those who also don't
know, Rip and... Dummy. Dummy and... No, did
Dummy go? Dummy went to Japan, yep. She did go
to Japan? She actually went before Rip. Oh, okay.
Then Rip and Perry went. Rip and Perry, yeah.
They went to Japan and did some crazy stuff.
If you want to hear Perry talk about it, you
should try to get Rip on the channel sometime.
Perry's been on. Perry's been on. Check it out.
He talked about it all in detail about the training.
you know what he did for training and crazy people
that he fucking met there wasn't it didn't he
meet the president or something like that so
i can't remember but i remember him talking about
like every venue he walked into because perry's
six what six four six five he's a big dude and
everywhere he went there just like oh i was like
good they they saw uh godzilla i think it was
uh yeah Oh yeah, it got 0 -1. 0 -1 in Japan.
Rip's like, I didn't understand a word of it.
It's still the best movie I've ever seen. I get
that because Demon Slayer Invisible Castle. I
can't remember. I'm waiting for a little Joey
Nails to pop up and be like, it's this. I can't
remember the actual name of it, but I'm waiting
for it to come out. The Infinity Castle. Thank
you. Shout out to Inosuke. I was just trying
to remember the name of it real quick. This is
literally the three movies of you are going to
be sad because holy fuck shit goes down. I know
it happens. I've read the manga. Well, I would
spoil it, but people would probably be mad. Yeah,
let's not spoil it for anyone. But the first
movie came out. You can basically watch the whole
thing on TikTok. if you really wanted to watch
it yeah if you really wanted to watch it yeah
if you really wanted to watch it yeah that's
why i said i've seen i've read that's why i said
i've seen i've read that's why i said i've seen
i've read the manga because i've read i've gotten
the manga because i've read i've gotten the manga
because i've read i've gotten all of it from
tiktok all of it from tiktok all of it from tiktok
oh yeah i've i've read uh oh yeah i've i've read
uh oh yeah i've i've read uh and they basically
you know with some and they basically you know
with some and they basically you know with some
of the animes they kind of like they of the animes
they kind of like they of the animes they kind
of like they go they stick to the same story
but go they stick to the same story but go they
stick to the same story but they kind of match
it up a little bit they kind of match it up a
little bit they kind of match it Well, they,
that was a, that they were in the middle of making
the man. Yes. They're in the middle of the manga.
And then all of a sudden the, the, the show was
coming out at the same time. And they're like,
we're going this way. And then the guys are like,
we're over here. They're like, bye. Well, if
I remember correctly, it was literally like,
Hey, what's your plan and stuff of what, where
is this going to go? And they were like, no,
it was like, Oh, I guess we're just gonna, you
know, do our own shit. Again, Wrestling Podcast,
we're talking about manga. Yeah, it's fine. This
is our Patreon. We call this a slow news week,
guys. It's a very fucking slow news week. Oh,
big shout out, and I'm really glad he's okay,
but big shout out to... Oh, my brain just shut
off. Oh, I remember you talking about that. Let
me pull it up. What were you talking about? Guy
used to be in TNA. Yeah, he was also in Limitless.
Robert, I don't want to get it wrong. I don't
want to get it wrong. I'm going back on my phone.
I'm looking for it. Robert Marder. There we go.
It is Robert Marder. Good. Shout out to Robert
Marder. Buddy, I'm so sorry. I forgot your name.
I'm bad with names to begin with. I heard he
had a rough couple days. I'm glad he's okay.
I don't know who It must have been probably in
his family circle. I'm thinking that, yeah. Posted
just saying, hey, everybody, Robert was found
this morning, and he's safe. He posted something
cryptic on his Twitter, and everyone got real
worried real quick, and then they found him.
He's fine. He's getting looked at and getting
help. Like AJ Lee said, man, therapy. hey she
got a therapy chat going you know it's so crazy
with this fucking stupid shit that people chat
seriously but at the same point i bet money that
aj lee doing that in the future will save someone's
life someone will go you know what aj aj lee
was brave enough to do it i can do it 100 yep
and you know i'm glad i'm glad people are getting
the help they need so you know so i say people
are like dude if you need to go talk to someone
go talk to someone It doesn't make any less of
a person to go chit -chat with a person. Your
friends can only do so much. 100%. Y 'all listen
to us flip tables and stuff, but at the same
point, we can only do so much. There's people
that went to school for 10 years to become a
doctor and this stuff. Maybe listen to them.
100%. What the hell? Speaking of AJ Lee, we're
trying to talk about Friday. It returns. Yeah.
And the crowd explodes. Oh, my God, yes. What's
that, Ada? Oh, sorry. I'm hitting the wrong buttons.
Get forward. Becky, this is exactly the situation
I wanted to avoid because you know and I know
and everybody knows I would never put my hands
on a lady. And everybody's excited. And again,
we were talking about this last week. People
were terrified to be like, oh, my God, please.
Like, we all love Rhea Ripley, but it needs to
be AJ. It needed to be AJ 100%. Yeah. Now, someone
joked that it might have been Randy Orton. I
laughed my ass off. I was like, I can only imagine
Randy just coming out and hitting RKOs out of
nowhere. That would have been freaking fantastic.
Wearing a dress. Just like that. I can't remember
that clip. The guy. I got hit by a chick. He
went to go punch her and he was like, I can't
hit you. Wait a minute. Went out back, came back
out with a dress and a wig on and just slapped
the shit out of her. But yeah, no, there was
rumors going around that it was going to be Rhea
and then AJ would show up at Wrestlepalooza because
Rhea would be injured or whatever. Couldn't wrestle.
There was a lot of rumors going around that AJ
wasn't going to show up. And I think, I think
Chicago would have rioted if it wasn't AJ who
came out. There are many things that would have
happened if AJ Lee wouldn't have come out and
Chicago burning to the ground would have been
one of them. Mrs. O 'Leary's cow all over again.
Look it up kids. If you don't know what I'm talking
about. 100%. And of course I'm going to have
to. mute this but you can just hear the crowd
and it's yeah i was so excited and i i had the
footage i kind of want a shirt a new shirt somebody's
got some nice nice merch too i know you guys
were making fun of me about our converse and
i forgot that she actually wore those yeah because
i because i sound like oh this because i wanted
to wear shoes uh or like custom shoes or whatever
i'm like oh those probably would fall off i'm
like i wonder uh If I could wear, like, high
-top shoes or whatever. Also, doesn't Ben wear
high -top Converse in the ring? I think he does,
but not that high. No, no, he doesn't. It's funny
because AJ comes out. Oh, my God. So the announcers,
I forgot if it was an announcer or who it was,
was like, yeah, and she's even wearing the Converse.
And they're obviously Vans. and any skater went
those are vans dude but i had so much footage
and i forgot to edit it um i completely forgot
and i feel bad about it but um i had multiple
people reacting to this there was people in tears
crying because they were so excited i you know
I have friends that were like big wrestling fans
back when she was big too. Right. And they got
out of it. And like, I know some people are like,
they knew she, they heard rumors. She was coming
back. It was the same thing. It was like punk.
Right. The show blew up because they heard he
might be back. AJ, AJ coming back is a big deal.
Like I know some people are like, um, a friend
of mine on Tik TOK swore, swore she wouldn't
have another match until AJ Lee came back and
AJ Lee came back and she posted on Tik TOK. She's
like, well, Guess I'm going back to the dojo.
Welcome back. She's like, I ain't got too many
of you. My knees ain't going to hold up that
long. I got a couple matches in me. That's it.
I get that feeling. My right knee is starting
to get twitchy. Okay, so playing this, she's
in the ring. She's doing the sit. She's waving.
She can't see it. And then just fucking weeps
the leg and beats the piss out of her. Which
apparently... On Monday Night Raw, she actually,
I'm thinking it was either the slap or one of
these, when she was doing the bench press, which
she does the, what is it fucking called? Black
Widow? No, no, no. She did the, she jumped up
and caught it right here. Boom. Oh, the Fez press.
Yeah. I think she might have caught her with
one of those. Oh, probably. She was excited.
It's been a few years. I know. And I completely
forgot she actually did this. Licked the hand
and slapped him across the face. I was expecting
the Black Widow. Or trying to get into it and
she slipped out and powered away. Here's the
thing. I'm going to up this so you can see it.
You're not going to see our faces. I guess you
still can. Backing this up when you see Seth
Rollins. Let me do it full screen like this.
Where's Seth in this mess? He's on the right
-hand side. You can see he's limping. Look. He's
limping. A little bit, yeah. So his knee is actually
still fucked. It's probably not 100%. This is
probably why they're doing a tag match. Yeah.
But you can see his leg's still fucked up. I
mean, they're obviously setting up the tag match
so they can cover that. Seth's probably still
hurt. But they're also doing all this is set
up for WrestleMania for Seth and CM Punk. Yep.
Or the Rumble. Or one of the big shows. You know
what I hate? I hate to be this guy. Wait, actually,
before I do that, I want to see them hug it out.
Big hug. She jumps on him. Also, before I get
into my point. The look on Punk's face the whole
time. Yeah. The genuinely excited that she was
back and so happy and so proud. Part of his wife,
man. Yeah. You know, we get that, you know. Yeah,
no, but like it wasn't like a like, you know,
people were like fake it, whatever. It's like,
oh, look, he was like genuinely like grin. Yeah,
he was excited. Yeah. Ear to ear. He was just
so happy and so excited. But my point is, I'm
thinking, and I hate to say it, but I don't think
we'll see Seth Rollins for quite a while after
WrestleMania. I think Seth needs to take, first
of all, I think Seth needs to take some time
off. I think he needs to heal up. Yeah. Whatever
he needs, he needs to fix it. You know, I think
he needs knee surgery and I think it's, it's
shitty to say, but it's like, you know how people
get surgery and they say, y 'all, you're good
for one of six months. But the reality is, is
that you're okay for six months, but you're not
fully healed. Also, I'm, I'm really sick. Oh,
apparently the crowd isn't, I don't care what
the crowd thinks. But y 'all can like it. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm also really sick of yeets in the, the
castle loves it, but it's, you know, it's, it's
over. I know it's over and I get it. And I, and
I'm like, Adam Booker and I had this conversation
about it too. And I'm like, yo, I get it's over
a hundred percent. Like I get how things work.
I get it's over. That doesn't mean I don't, that
doesn't mean I can't hate it. I'm a wrestler.
I don't like it. It's like, like I will never
be that over my career. ever in my life. I'll
never be that over with a crowd singing my music
like that. I get it. It doesn't mean I don't
like it. I hate it. Speaking of Jey Uso. It's
like hearing fucking Old Town Road. Speaking
of Jey Uso, I was trying so hard to find it.
I couldn't find the clip of them. I was trying
to find a fan clip so bad. I couldn't find it.
Of them. uh jimmy and jay on the mic going uh
like talking against uh bronson reed and uh um
uh uh fucking whatever his name bronson reed
and uh braun breaker braun breaker i want to
say brit but that was not it that's why um that's
a different company yeah uh them going back and
forth at it and like the shit they were talking
about uh paul hayman and then oh i saw that yeah
Called him Orca, and I can't remember what Jay's
response was, but Jimmy broke character. He started
laughing. He had to walk away. I'll be honest.
One of my favorite things watching back when
the Bloodline was big was watching Sammy break
them. Oh, he did that on purpose all the time.
Jay and Jimmy would break all the time, but him
getting Roman occasionally was great because
Roman's a stoic character. All of a sudden, you
see him go and cover his face. It's like, oh.
I'll be honest. Hazard gets me. I've worked Hazard
a couple times, and just the way he works and
the way his stuff, he's like, you know, the whole
catch a body and he's yelling and screaming at
the crowd and stuff, man, I crack up every time.
He's so damn good at what he does. Catch a body.
Yeah, he's very entertaining, and he's a fucking
killer promo. Yes, yes. He's so good at what
he does. But before we get into more, like, Wrestlepalooza,
because we, you know... AJ Lee and CM Punk versus
Seth and Becky at WrestlePalooza. That's been
announced. And Jimmy and Jay versus that, you
know. Oh, I saw. Where are we going with this?
Because I know another match that I'm going to
rant about for a second. I'm going to go with
the possibility that Paige is coming back. Oh,
all right. So I've been hearing rumors about
this for a while. I just said, ow. So she. left
before because of her neck and then she did aew
and i don't know what the falling out with aew
was maybe if she wasn't this wasn't being used
or she just when's the last time we saw her tv
and aew yeah just let her contract go out yeah
um and then she just pretty much just did streaming
shit um but she just did a uh a interview where
can i find where is it Oh, my God. Here we go.
Former champion. She just did an interview talking
about her nails. Her neck is fully healed. I
don't know where the fuck that came from. Her
neck is fully healed. People are speculating.
AJ Lee is back. AJ Lee has supposedly signed
a year contract. I don't know if it was a five
-year contract, but they said multi -year contract.
I just really, really, really want to see, you
know, that rematch of, uh, you know, AJ Lee versus
page. Um, I'll go start working there. I know.
I just, I can't do it. I can't do it because
if I do it, then YouTube goes like, Oh, you're
using an ad blocker. You need to turn that off.
Uh, but anyways, um, so former WWE divas and
AEW women's world champion, uh, Saraya is already.
is ready to make her an in -ring comeback speaking
on busted open radio uh the free agent discussed
her uh new uh what is that word there nix oh
okay you have to scroll down all i see is this
homeboy with the sunglasses on oh it's not even
showing it hold on no i don't know what the word
is i can't see it no it was showing the screen
that's weird okay it's not scrolling Oh, that's
because it's a different page. Professional.
This is professional. Wow. This is a professional
show. I'm going to need the drink. It's the same.
It's the same news week. It's just different
article. Hold on. I was like, I am scrolling
down. Like, what is this shit? Bruce, I got nothing,
man. There you go. Mongo is appalled. Now you
can see it. What's this word? Memoir. Memoir.
Okay. Thank you. and her current health, and
her desire to step back into the ring and start
training again. I have a third grade level reading,
and apparently mine as well, because I apparently
can't speak English. Leave me alone. I'm sorry,
I'm sitting here with my bachelor's degree. That
took me 10 years, fuck off. What are you doing
with that bachelor's degree? I was doing something
cool with it, then I got fired. You got fired
or did you walk off? Calm A, calm B. It was kind
of a mix of both. I wish it was as cool as me
just saying F it and flipping a table, but no.
No. That's a long story, folks. We're not getting
into that. Anyway. Anyways, Sarai admitted that
the fan reaction made her reflect on her future
in wrestling. She said... I feel like I've done
a lot for women's wrestling. My career was cut
short with the neck, which was crazy if you never
saw that fucking drop kick to the back. It wasn't
a drop kick. It was kind of just a... No, she
got drop kicked into the buckle. No, no, no.
It was Monet, Sasha, popped up and kicked her.
Sasha was in the turnbuckle. Paige had turned,
and she kicked her in the back out of the turnbuckle.
like that'd be a spot you and me and be like
oh god we take a face bump her head snaps back
yeah and you see her head snap back and you're
like oh she is she was uh i think she said she
was uh temporarily paralyzed yeah yeah like if
i took that shot i'd be like oh and i take a
face bump yeah page snaps her head back and she
just crumples yeah and it's sad watching that
Because if you watch the documentary about it,
they're talking about her being ready for WrestleMania.
And at WrestleMania, they told her that she's
never wrestling again. Yeah. I feel like my career
was cut short with the neck, but the neck is
healthy. I'm in full health. I want to start
training again. I want to get in the ring and
bring back the page that was in NXT, which would
be fucking awesome. Yeah. It's kind of weird.
I've noticed this. And I don't know if it's because
they're getting older or if it's because maybe
the style in NXT is different from WWE a little
bit. But the girls in NXT is fucking crazy compared
to the girls at WWE. They do crazier spots and
shit. It's because Shawn gives them more time
and more freedom. That's true. you could tell,
well, now that it's H in charge, it's a little
bit different, but when Vince was in charge,
I was like, now I wear bras and pennies matches
and chocolate titties and golden eggs. Not saying
the girls don't do good on WWE. The shows are
okay. I think they really show their talent more
at the PLEs and shit like that. Yeah, because
they're given time. Right. But like, I rewatched
Bailey versus Mercedes Monet and oh my God. You
can do a lot more bullshit with 20 minutes than
you can with five. Right. Five is like hit two
big moves, hit one more big move, go home. Well,
yeah, I know they don't really talk about it,
but they always talk about the four horsemen,
which is, you know, Bailey, Mercedes, Ria, and
not Ria, Mercedes. Ripley not oh my fuck Mercedes
there you go Bailey there you go Charlotte there
you go and Becky there you go I don't know why
I keep on saying Rhea Ripley I mean she technically
did because she's Rhea freaking Ripley I mean
she technically did like crazy stuff with them
but they always talk about that they never talk
about age like you saw AJ and Paige We're more
of that switch of the girls can do what the guys
can do. Actually, Paige won her first Divas title
from AJ. And AJ won her first Divas title from
Paige. No, no, no, no. Paige won her first Divas
title from AJ. Yes, but AJ was already on the
main roster when this happened. Yes, but AJ got
her first title from Paige. Huh? Are you sure?
Because I know they did that. But AJ challenged
Paige for the Divas title and won. And then later
in the career, Paige did the exact same thing
and won. You get that backwards. Maybe I'm thinking
of it backwards. You're thinking of it backwards
because Paige got called up and she was 20 at
the time and literally got called up to, I want
to say it was SmackDown. I might be wrong with
what the show was. It came out because AJ Lee
was doing the whole, like, I'll challenge any
woman, yada, yada, yada. Okay, so maybe I got
it flipped. Because they both did the same fucking
thing. It's like, oh, you just said that you're
a challenger champion. Why don't you do it to
me tonight? Literally saying word for word exactly
the same shit that they said to each other. But
yeah, no, I really hope Paige comes back and
I really want to see another AJ versus Paige.
But I hope Paige is healthy when she comes back.
It's like when we hope these guys come back from
injury. But she'll probably be on a legend contract
like AJ. Yeah. No, AJ's on a full -time contract.
Well, technically Punk is too, but it's 52 dates.
No, no. AJ's on a full -time contract. That's
what she signed. Oh, okay. Yeah, she signed a
full -time contract. But it doesn't mean she's
going to be wrestling every week. No, no, no.
It might have limited dates. I don't know. no
as far as i know she signed a full -time contract
so i mean just every week basically and i can
see her but the thing is if i was like aj coming
back i'll be like okay i'll do this for three
years for full time and then i'll just be done
again because you know unless unless the bug
really bites her and she's like ah because remember
aj lee's what 34 35 she's not that old she's
younger than i am and speaking of people coming
back too when i like Before they fucked it up,
I was so happy to see Punk and Samoa Joe again.
They did do that little feud. Joe needs to go
back to WWE. I want to see Joe back at WWE and
I want to see one last Punk versus Samoa Joe.
I was just watching Punk versus... Who the hell
was it? It was just a random matchup. Oh, Shane
Douglas. It was in TNA. Huh. It's really old.
It's a really old match. Well, yeah, that was
when the ROH and TNA were nice to each other.
Punk has the long white shorts and stuff like
that, Punk. And I'm sitting there going, Punk
and Shane Douglas had a match? And I'm watching
it. I'm on the treadmill watching it. Punk did
some crazy shit. What am I watching? He was very
popular. He was like, at the time, for social
media at that time, he was viral. i remember
a buddy of mine his name is mark we are no longer
friends that is a long story though um because
we're both big wrestling friends and we you know
hung out in the same circles yeah yeah yeah anyway
we were talking wrestling he's like oh you know
i really like this guy his name's cia punk you
know and he's like i'm cia punk and i'm better
than you or i'm cia punk i'm straight edge and
that means i'm better than you and all this and
i'm just kind of like okay that's cool when i
first watched punk i was like oh yeah this guy's
good and i'm like it's amazing like watching
punk go from like that Winning the ECW Heavyweight
Championship all the way up to everything else
he's done, you know? Yeah, exactly. And thinking
of people going to WWE too, I'm kind of feeling
like MJF is probably going to be going there
soon. He's focused more on movies than actually
wrestling right now. Unless Tony Khan pulls a
Briggs truck up to his house, which he can. Yeah,
I see MJF. Because if I was MJF... At this point,
you're going to be like, yo, what's more important?
Do I want to continue here in AEW and be able
to do movies and stuff, which is fine, if that's
what MJF wants to do, or do I want to be like
every other wrestler on the planet and be able
to go into WrestleMania and do one WrestleMania
at least? Again, he's announced for another movie
that he's going to be taking some time off, but
that's the thing. He's young. I think he's younger
than me, and he's more focused on doing fucking
movies than actually wrestling. Hey, that's what
he wants to do. Well, I mean, when the wrestling
shit, of course, that's what all you're going
to want to do. MJF is 29. Yeah, he's younger
than me. You just got married, too. Congratulations.
Yeah. Shout out to the front of the show, Maxwell
Jacob Friedman. Yep. Who liked my posts early
in the days. Did he? Yep. Back when I had no
wrestling content because I was training, I used
to do a bunch of fucking... highlight reels and
shit like that. I remember those. I did one with
him and he liked it. It was like, oh, that's
cool. But also too, like COVID is when I started
training and he did a seminar over Zoom. Oh,
I was there for that one. I remember that. It
was pretty damn cool. He didn't need to do that.
My biggest wrestling pop still for anyone liking
my stuff was still Demolition Smash. liking the
video i posted or the clip i posted and i i lived
off that for a month i'll be honest i know i
did too off a month i lived off of that like
some people it wasn't quite the same i was like
it's not supposed to be the same it's supposed
to be an homage to the move you know you're right
But it's like that. I don't normally tag people,
but when I do, I'm like, oh, please like this.
In that moment, I was like, I've got to see just
if he'll respond. And he did. And I was like,
this is so cool. Yeah, exactly. It was so cool.
And I'm like, now I need to meet them and have
them. I think ours is more. Honestly, I think
ours is more gross because there's more. So.
With smash. Okay. So the way he holds them up
with the, uh, with, uh, with a sidewalk. Yeah.
He holds them up the sidewalk and backbreaker
or whatever. Axel come off the rope, just kind
of, and kind of timber onto them. It's still
an elbow drop, but it's more of a, it's more
of a timber where I get a jump and I come down.
And it's, and it's a backbreaker into a fucking
elbow drop. And it's gross. Um, I, I've been
wanting, I've been thinking about sending it
to those, that one of those guys, uh, about the,
uh, finishers. I'll be honest. My hip has been
so happy. We haven't done that in a while. Well,
I've been, I've been thinking about doing the,
cause you've been doing the RKO, you know, doing
the, doing either like a rock, like a pop up,
like pop the guy up to you and you catch him
or do like a fucking rocket launcher off the
top rope and you catch him in the RKO. Oh, shout
out to Jay Luna. Yeah. Right. I know. Cause I
like, well, that's why we. Well, that's why we
always thought about doing the Order 66. Yeah,
we just never practiced it. Never practiced it.
It'd be fucking cool if we hit it. My problem
is I wanted to do it, I wanted to do it, I wanted
to do it, then I saw Volano take it from I think
it was Raven and someone else. I think it was
Perry Saturn. and instead of going down flat
for the power bomb part of it he went like this
and went straight down went right on his head
and stopped moving and here's the worst part
once i saw that clip i remember watching that
live and i went oh he did see if i die he did
see i was thinking about that too and the worry
like making sure that you have more of to catch
him yeah uh think about setting up like a like
a um last ride have a mop yeah and then Drop
them, and as they're coming down, it'll be easier
for you to catch them. Yeah, that could work.
We should start practicing that, because that
would be dope. Get to the effing dojo. I would
love to. Why can't? Because my wife is working
all the fucking time, and I have to watch my
kids be a father. No, my wife is working. I was
literally going to come this week. I was going
to say, I'll come Wednesday. My wife got called
in the work and I'm like, all right fine. I'll
come in Thursday. I Fucking left my my printer
Two and a half hours away So I didn't had to
finish work pick up my kid drop him off to my
wife said see you bye and drive five hours Both
ways. There's no class on Thursday anyway because
I guess Alexander Lee doesn't have a cook at
his job. I asked him about that. What's the hours?
He said all hours of pay. There's hours and you'll
get paid. That's not what I was asking. He legit
responded in the chat. Oh, he did? I gotta look
at it. I've been debating about doing something
else because I've been with this company for
over 10 years. I want to do something else, but
I also need to make sure I get paid to do it,
and I feel like I probably wouldn't get paid
a lot for doing that. If it's a part -time job,
instead of door dashing all the fucking time.
Also, I will warn you, work in a kitchen sucks.
Oh yeah, 100%. I work at McDonald's, and I know
it's not an actual kitchen kitchen, but still,
it's still shitty. Johnny Primer's going to hiss
it up and go, don't do it, don't do it, don't
do it. Shout out to Johnny Primer. A lot of shout
outs today. Go ahead. I'm watching my cats. They're
acting foolish. Also, we got, speaking of WrestlePalooza,
going back and we got, of course, confirmed Brock
Lesnar versus John Cena. I don't know why they're
doing this. Maybe because John wants to win.
I don't fucking know. I don't know, dude. Dude,
this was a sick spot, by the way. This was a
sick spot. John Cena went out and did the Super
AA. Elaine there. Paul Cena. And they're both
down. Here comes Redneck Cowboy. I looked at
Gleets and your Maverick and I was like, why
were you on my TV? Yeah, I know, because he looks
exactly like him now. He's like, yeah, right?
Pulls the ref out of the ring. Grabs Sami Zayn.
And maybe, I don't know, like I saw these F5s
on live for John, when he did it against John.
It looked like John hit him, hit ribs both fucking
times when he landed from the F5. It's possible.
He might be trying to land more on his hip. Hip
play, let's find out here. No, I can't. Get up.
Hold his carry. And up. He turned in midair.
He landed more like a face bump. If you go back
and watch it, he kind of twists and lands. On
TV, it looks like he fucking hits side. I bet
that fucking hurts. I bet it wasn't comfortable.
I bet that fucking hurts a lot. I've landed on
my ribs in matches. And then you can't breathe
for a couple seconds. I mean, better than your
head. Yeah, we've all done that. Yeah. I'm glad
I didn't land on you that match that you landed
on your head. Yeah, me too. That's the one time
I think I've ever fucking got out of the ring
perfectly. I'm like, oh, Nyx is there. Let's
not fucking kill him. Yeah, I appreciate that.
Because I do the Mick Foley fucking go out. Jesus
Christ. I do the Mick Foley go out. It's not
because I don't know how to go out. It's because
it just looks gross as a fucking big guy. I generally
have no problem going over the top rope. I've
done it forward, backwards. I generally don't
have a problem. That day, I just missed. I just
missed my post. Here we go. The worst part is
usually when I miss my post, I'll throw a forearm
down and block myself on the way down. Straight
out. Ooh. I was looking at just seeing what else
is for news -wise. If we can bring up whatever.
AEW did fucking 472 ,000 viewers last week. Isn't
this my job? 585 ,000 this week. Go for it. Nah,
I'm good. Nah, this is my job. I don't want to
fucking do it. We know. I was going to say, we
all know AEW is down. I'm embarrassed for them
at this point. It's like, they're trying so hard,
but it's like... Before, it was fine. They did
between 600 and 800. It's like, okay, that's
cool. When you're rocking between 750 to 900
,000, that's almost a million people a show.
That's not bad at all. I mean, this isn't the
heyday of wrestling where 8 to 10 million people
are watching wrestling every night. And I was
one of them. No, this is not that. This is...
More people are watching it on streaming, more
people are watching through TikTok, more people
are watching DVRing it, that stuff, which is
fine, but I'm sorry, 450 ,000? Man, that's not
even half a million people. What are you doing?
I think they're just tired of seeing the same
fucking people. They're tired of seeing Young
Buck, they're tired of seeing Hangman Adam Page,
tired of seeing fucking Jon Moxley. Yeah, Adam
Page is not an overall champion. I'm sorry, he's
not. He's really not. if I turn on my TV and
I see hang man on page, I'm just like, yeah,
I don't care. You know, the young bucks are go
away. Heat with me. I will turn it. I've met
Matt and Nick. I've met them. I've talked to
them. I think they're very, very cool guys. They
were very chill. I've got pictures of them, by
the way, that I'm taller than both of them. I'm
only five, 10, by the way, being funny, but no,
seriously, I think they're both really cool dudes.
I. don't care for their wrestling. I will turn
off the TV. They did great in the indies, but
now it just seems like... I got a bad taste in
my mouth with them with the whole punk thing
of how they handled it. How the entire company
handled that was disgusting. And just see how
bitter and not just with the punk stuff too,
with FTR. Well, you know, for a reason, the reason
why FTR was not on TV and if they were, they
were losing because they were fucking jelly that
everyone was saying that the best team. Yeah,
better team. And I was saying that if FTR comes
and wrestles Young Bucks. Yeah. Young Bucks actually
going to have a good match because FTR is running
it. Imagine FTR coming back to WWE right now.
Imagine they just say, they don't want to. They
had an opportunity. I know, which sucks. Because
imagine FTR versus Motor City Machine Guns. Dude,
I got excited because I thought they were going
to the Indies. I'm like, Randy. Yes. MSP versus
FTR. Please. That would have been so cool. I
want to see that match. I just watched MSP. What's
his name? The kid with the camera that wrestles.
I can't think of his name. Jose. I can't think
of the kid's name. Anyway, just did a top five
most vicious moments or most heartbreaking moments
of Limitless Wrestling. And number five is Ashley
and Chris Statlander, which is cool. But number
two is MSP breaking up. And I was like, oh, my
heart. I can't handle that again. What was number
one? What was the worst one? It wasn't the worst.
It was the most shocking moments. That's what
it was. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
saying. The most shocking one. It was MJF returning.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. When the garage door opened,
there's Ace and JT in the ring hugging each other.
The garage door opens. Here comes MJF with the
mask. See, I want them to do the most heartbreaking,
and I think that would be number one. Yo, speaking
of MJF, when he won the world title, Alexander
Lee was standing behind me. We were running security
then. We were helping security. I forgot you
were there. I was there. I just came in. I came
in when he got signed to AEW and he was no longer
there. People started pelting the ring with things
and Ben looks at me. He's like, go make sure
no one throws stuff. I'm like, how am I going
to stop them from throwing things? He's like,
make sure no one throws a chair. I'm like, okay,
at least that I know. Make sure this isn't a
ECW over again. People start throwing chairs
in the ring. Speaking of ECW, I just saw an interesting
little factoid. People used to stay up until
2 or 3 in the morning and watch ECW on Madison
Square Garden TV, right? I was one of those kids.
I used to actually go up to my aunt's place up
in Allagash and she had one of those giant satellite
dishes. I'm talking like the big ones that went...
Yeah, back in the day where your satellite was
the size of a house. Yeah, she had one of those.
And I could actually tune into the MSG network,
which is pretty cool. It was like, I forgot what
satellite it was on, but anyway, I would find
it and sit there and watch ECW. And the problem
is, is it got preempted by infomercials a lot.
That really sucks. Nobody whole shitting. Sorry.
I was like, I'm just seeing some stuff about
the Smackdown right now. Yeah. And Brock was
in there. I'm like, holy shit. Brock's going
to actually cut a promo. And then R -Truth interrupts
him. Oh yeah. And he killed R -Truth, right?
i'm assuming i'm trying to skip forward to it
our truth is talking about oh the brock is actually
talking talking on the mic i mean brock can talk
but it's kind of weird to see it with paul heyman's
not there my problem with brock lester doing
oh yeah is his voice does not fit him no he's
got kind of this like hey guys voice and you're
like you're this monster you should be talking
like oh you're going to get your fucking soul
right he's like What's that? No. R -Truth definitely
got hit with an F5. Yep, he did. He's dead in
the ring. Which makes me sad because everyone
was bitching that R -Truth was gone and he's
been back maybe two times. And they're still
fucking... This is what Truth was used for. He
was the comedic guy. But he said... But that
whole promo, when he came back, it was supposed
to be like, this is TNA. Honestly, if they want
TNA R -Truth, let him go to TNA and be R -Truth
and be Ron Killings in TNA. They had AJ Styles
at TNA for Slammiversary, and he didn't fucking
wrestle. He just was on the mic. Dude, that's
what they needed, though. I know, but I wanted
to see him fly. That's all I wanted. I know.
I wanted to see him fly. Sami Zayn versus Ray
Phoenix tonight. I bet that's a fucking killer
match. Yeah, that'll be fun. How about Killer
Cross returning? When the hell is that happening?
Well, he was doing GCW, and then I think he has
more dates now. I wouldn't be surprised if we
see him on the Limitless show, honestly. That'd
be so cool. But this is what I feared was going
to happen, is Killer Cross got all the steam,
and now that he's left, if it's actually a work,
I've already stopped talking about it. What's
that? I'm starting to wonder at this point if
it is a work or not. It might not be a work.
It might not be, but like... If it is, it's lost
steam. Everybody's moved on. No one gives a shit.
That's true. I will be right back. Of course
you will be right back. What we got left for
news is basically nothing. We got nine Jax attacks.
Tiffany Stratton. Tiffany. I'm just going to
say that in J Cargill. Uh, I, I hope Nia Jax,
I haven't watched it, but I hope Nia Jax is a
better fucking wrestler and doesn't, you know,
murder, you know, the people that she's in the
ring with. Cause, oh my gosh, it's not, I don't,
I don't know if it's cause she's a big girl and
the other girls expect her to do the same, you
know, the same style and shit like that. And
she can't or what? Uh, uh, but we got a Bo Dallas,
uh, warrants the street profits and, and, uh,
Carmella Hayes don't and Mello don't miss. What?
What the fuck is this? What is this that you've
written? Listen to this title. Bo Dallas warns
the street profits and Mello don't miss. What
is that title for that? Oh, looks like Jay Cargill
wins the WWE Women's Championship. No shit. Oh,
it looks like it's a fan video. Let's see this.
Share my screen. Oh, no. It's people talking.
Never mind. We're not going to share the screen.
You tricked me. You tricked me. But she hits
her finish and she's champ, apparently. Maybe.
I don't know if that's real or not. See, if we
had GP Autism here, you wouldn't be left alone.
It's fine. I can somewhat work by myself. Oh,
no. I thought I could, then I tried, and I was
like, what am I doing? Like, y 'all want lobster
facts? I think it's kind of crazy, though. Speaking
of wrestling, you got AAA. You have Rey Mysterio's
son, Dominic Mysterio, going in for the championship.
Yeah, it's... I mean, it makes sense. It's a
pedigree for them, right? But if he wins it,
Ray said he's been there, I think, for four years,
never won it. And that would be kind of dope
that he wins that title. Not only wins it, he's
also a double champion for both the United States
and Mexico. So that would be pretty cool. Hi.
Cat. That's Bellatrix, by the way, for all you
video watchers. Bellatrix, stop turning up your
tower. Yeah. JP never fucking messes the group
back, so I wonder if he's still out there working.
Possible. JP O 'Reilly lost in Down East Maine.
It becomes like a quantum leap. The next delivery
will be his next delivery home. Were you here
last week when we talked about... Yeah, you were
here last week. We talked about... Yeah. No,
wait. Was it last week? Was it you and JP arguing
about the whole thing? No. No, I think it was
last week when we talked about... Oh, my fuck.
I just had his name and I lost it. Matt Riddle.
There you go. Oh, yeah. No, that was last week.
Yeah. Do you think he's getting a little loony?
Or do you think that... He's always like, honey,
24 -7. He doesn't know what the hell's going
on. He's just fucking burying people and making
people not want to work with him. I don't know.
I was honestly surprised MLW hasn't said anything
about it. Apparently, he was supposed to be at
a convention, if I remember correctly, and they
pulled him from it. Funny enough, I was reading
a follow -up to a follow -up about that. By the
way, it was actually Al Snow. And what had happened
was, of course, Matt Riddle pulls out of the
charity event. And come to find out, he didn't
actually know it was a charity event until like
a week before. Anyway, that's another here and
there. But they actually went out and they called
Grado. And they're like, he lived like five hours
away. And they're like, hey, so this is what's
happening. And I guess they called him, like,
it was either, like, just the night before or
day of. I can't remember. They're like, we need
you, if you can, to get here by this time. And
he's like, sure. And jumped in his car, got there
in time, went out to wrestle. He said he was
terrified because he's not Matt Riddle. Like,
Matt Riddle and Grado have two completely different
wrestling styles. Right, but it's Simon Miller,
which is a brawler, so. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean,
you got to consider Grado is more of a comedic
wrestler. like he can wrestle he's more of a
comedy wrestler where you know riddle's more
of well i mean a striker type wrestler you know
so he's like well i don't know how the crowd
is going to react to me but i guess the minute
his music hit the crowd popped for me he's like
okay we're good let's go dude i completely forgot
about this title and it's in my it's in the description
of the uh of today's show i can't believe i forgot
about it but did you hear about what happened
jerry who jerry the king long Oh! He had a stroke.
Yeah. Really? Another one? Yeah, he had another
stroke. So he had a heart attack, that's right.
No, didn't he have a stroke a couple years back?
I think so, yeah. Yeah, he had another stroke.
A heart attack was on Raw. That happened on Raw.
But no, I remember he had a stroke a couple years
back, too. Yep. Yeah, it's not looking good.
I'm going to check my phone for it. um no i didn't
hear about that poor jerry the king man i say
poor jerry the king but jerry's got his issues
but you know we like jerry so yeah i like jerry
even though he's kind of a dick but uh hey you're
talking to the 27 time um aw no uh what is it
uh aw it wasn't no no it was aw wasn't awa what
the hell was it it was uh uswa uswa yeah yeah
memphis Memphis, USWA. He wasn't the head promoter
in Booker or anything. Right. The only thing
I remember about Jerry... Back in the day...
Grim, what do you have? Back in the day with
not Scott Hall, but Kevin Nash. Asked him for
advice and he told him to figure it out and fuck
himself. And he's like, okay, fuck you too. Yep.
Wrestling legend Jerry the King Lawler is set
to miss some upcoming personal appearances due
to undisclosed health -related issues. We found
out it was a stroke this coming weekend. Lawler
was scheduled to be in Ohio for Horror Hound
2025. What the fuck was he... Why would he be
at a horror convention? Horror convention. Why
not? He's a big horror guy. He actually likes
horror. Yeah, but he wasn't hasn't been any movies
or anything like that. That's all they do a lot
of like wrestling signings I guess so I just
that never makes sense like like you gotta you
got comedians show up to a fucking NFL friggin
Appearance whatever it's like why the fuck are
you here? It's like it's like you're not you
have nothing to do with the NFL Well, yeah Let's
see. I feel great. I feel good, except my knees
are a little bit under the weather. Law said
sports. So this must be an old article because
it's saying that, no, it's updated. He was reported
to have a stroke. I don't know why he's talking
about his knees. Six or seven months ago, back
to normal, my left knee needs to be replaced.
Well, yeah, he had a stroke like almost six,
seven months ago. They're saying he had a stroke
again, so maybe the stroke wasn't correct, and
maybe it was actually... That's why I was like,
man, if he just had another stroke, that sucks,
because he just, like I said, he just had one,
so... Yeah, so that's what... It's saying updated,
so I wonder if that's it, that they misunderstood
that he had a stroke six, seven months ago. Yeah,
that's possible. I don't know. No, it says suffers
from another stroke and health care. Okay. Well,
apparently someone did not update it and did
not do their job. How dare they? Yeah. He was
released from the hospital and cleared home to
Memphis per the outlet. TMZ, who's playing...
Yeah, so he had another stroke. But it sounds
like he's okay. So that's good. And he's... He
did some crazy stuff before he left WWE. Like
some of the matches that he had. What are you
laughing at? Y 'all can't see it. You might be
able to see that. Brock Lesnar tore his pants
on SmackDown. Oh, he did? Look at the picture.
Look at my phone. Is that his asshole? It's not
his underwear. It's his butt hanging out. I'm
just kind of like, oh, that just happened. Before
we get into botches. because this is where we
are now. Like I said, it's a short show, so I'm
going to move this so I can actually see you
better. Before we get into the botches, I was
looking for botches, and I found this. Can we
show this on TV? You're not showing the one I
think you're showing, are you? No, I'm not showing
that. No, I'm not showing that. The channel will
probably get a strike for that. Watch that on
TikTok, kids. We'll show that on TikTok. This
still might get pulled because this will be NWA
from the 80s. This is NWA from the 80s. I was
looking for botches and there was a match with...
Let me see. I had this pulled up. Let me find
it again. Jim Bob Cooter versus the great Muka
Muka. I have this right here. I'll just read
it off. This is Mike Justice and Bear Coley versus
Eddie Gilbert and Ron Simmons. Oh. So Mike Justice
and Bear Coley is jobbers. Yeah. And, oh, boy,
this match goes from okay to ugh. Okay. I'm going
to stop you right there. I've seen matches with
Ron Simmons where it goes off the rails, and
Ron Simmons is just kind of like, I'm just going
to start beating the shit out of you until you
listen. He surprisingly doesn't beat the shit
out of him in this one. But before we get into
this, before we get into this, I want to say
for those who are watching, we're going to continue
this, but sadly the audio listeners, because
you won't understand a damn thing we're talking
about. We're going to cut it here and we'll come
back later, do our plugs and whatever else that
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You're going to keep me in the White Claws, kids.
You're going to keep me in the White Claws. Is
that the same shitty White Claws? It's the same
green apple White Claws. I had a six pack. I
drank three last week. I'm two in now. And oh
my God, they're so awful. All right. All right.
Let's get out of here. I'll be honest. I thought
that was superhuman for a second. I was waiting
for it. For the juggernauts and juggernauts.
I don't know if he made sure it was removed from
the internet or what, but there is one fucking,
he did a match. where he was supposed to give
somebody an elbow through a table. And he's about
ready to go, and he flinches. The guy moves,
and he still jumps and goes through the table.
It's like a 15, 20 -second delay that he's standing
there, and he goes... Please tell me he yells,
whoop, whoop, before he does it. Yes, he did,
but I think he got scared as he was going to
go, and the guy thought he was going, so he moved.
And he was like... I'm already here. Might as
well go through the table. He leaves. 15 seconds
go by and then he jumps. It's like, what the
fuck? Dude, I've watched him jump onto things.
He's like, I'm going to jump on this cactus,
these Legos, and this electric fence. This is
about the juggalos and juggalas. Whoop, whoop.
And I'm like, no, dude, don't. And for 20 seconds,
he's on the ground screaming. I'm like, what
did you think was going to happen? I think a
lot of that is an act. What? I think a lot of
that is an act. When the ones that actually do
suck, it was when he goes, cut the camera, cut
the camera. Yes, but I'm just saying what does
he expect to happen? He's not jumping into pillows
and freaking... It has gotten thousands if not
millions of views. This is how he has to make
his money now. He's doing this stupid shit. I'm
just going to start jumping in the ocean. It's
for Aquaman. Hey, I'd be jumping in a swimming
pool in the ocean. Fuck Nemo. This is for Aquaman.
Aquaman. I don't know him. This is for Aquaman.
I would say that like Jossie. Today, I'm going
to be jumping into the ocean, except for it's
low tide and there's no water here. I'm jumping
into this cup of gravy. It's for my juggalos
and juggalettes. You just jump into it like a
pile of mud. It'd be like, oh, my God. Back in
the day, I know I'm sidetracking. I apologize.
My brain is ADHD hardcore right now. Back in
the day, they used to have this thing with, like,
horses. And the horses would jump off the high
dive into pools, right? And it's like, you know,
like, why? You got a horse 30 feet up where you
take a horse where you jump into, like, three
inches of water. The horse dies. It's like, all
right. Content, I guess. I don't know how much
of that's true. Content. Do your plugs. My plugs.
All right. You can find me on all social media
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-T -D -N -I -X. That was my original name in
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I can do it on Instagram. Twitter, whatever the
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I was missing an R there. You can find me on
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on some YouTube and what the fuck's mine? Where's
mine? I wasn't asking for it, but I'm okay with
that. Send me some Buffalo. I want some Buffalo
Wild Wings, man. Dude, it's going to be cold
and gross by the time it gets to you. I don't
care. I got a microwave. A thousand watt microwave.
I got an air fryer. I don't get nothing. I don't
get nothing right here. Yeah, you tell him, Grim.
Anyway. So upcoming shows tomorrow. Actually,
tomorrow. I wasn't advertised because I'm a fill
-in, but I will be at APW tomorrow. I don't know
what I'm doing, but I will be there. So if you're
at APW in New Hampshire, I finally finished my
New England quota. Yes, finally finished my New
England quota. It was my last state I needed
was New Hampshire. And yeah, so I'll be there
at APW tomorrow, which will be very, very cool.
Well, don't eat them then. Then Sunday, I thought
I was booked, but I haven't been reached out
to, so I don't know if I'm still booked. But
if I am, I'll be at New Portland Fair, I believe,
for a good old cousin there. If I'm not there,
then, well, he didn't reach out to me, and I
stayed home and played video games. I might download
Silksong. I've been debating it. Then you can
find me the week after. Sorry, I don't know where
I am anymore. N .E .W. and Franklin. N .E .W.
and Franklin on the 20th. No, Ring Wars is the
week after, actually. The 26th is Ring Wars.
Which I will be at as well. I will also be there.
Fuck J .P .O. Tizzle. He's like, I'm just doing
music. Fuck you, man. Kick you in the dink. And
the 27th, I will be at Skip's in Buxton, Maine
for NAWA. And then October 4th, we'll go to October
for the 4th. And then, of course, there's the
crowd of Maine in Fort Fairfield, Maine. I will
be taking on Chad Casanova for the Aroostook
County Championship. This is my third time going
after that belt. I will win it this time, I swear.
Or I won't. I don't know. We'll see what happens.
I'm facing homeboy. I can't remember his fucking
name. His name is... Oh my god, I can't think
of his name either. He wears a mask. He's champion.
He's not. He's the king of the county. He's champion.
He's the king of the county. That's a trophy.
I'm going after Bell. You're going to beat up
D .L. Santos. We'll see. But, no, seriously,
this is kind of cool going after the championship.
Quick little flashback. My first time fighting
for the belt, it was me and Eric Johnson. And,
of course, we all know how my matches against
Eric usually go. I'm usually, you know, dead.
Actually, that match was weird. Actually, it
ended up in disqualification. I was the MEW heavyweight
champion at the time, and it became a double
disqualification. Second time was Wyatt Holiday.
I lost because, well, Chad Casanova. And this
time it was Chad Casanova and me one -on -one.
I do have to watch out for Chauncey, though.
Him and Chauncey made a little deal with the
devil thing. Wait, you're no longer MEW champion?
I am. Right now, I'm the MEW mainstay champion.
I was the MEW heavyweight champion back in the
day. I had the heavyweight belt at one time.
Cats are being drug addicts, apparently. That's
where you can find me. Stuff. Big Cat Tyler Adams
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shit over to Brain Buster Tees. I should do that
too at some point. Tyler Adams. I can't remember
which one it is. Fucker can't be on the podcast,
but he'd be on frickin' Twitch. Alright, I see
how it is. Oh, what? Levi? I think that was Levi,
yeah. T... T... T... That might have been him.
I don't know. Do I have Twitch on this phone?
I'm going to log in and yell at him. If it is,
I'm going to get a little hot. I'm not going
to lie. Let's play Twitch on this thing. Do I
have it on this? No, he's not live. Alright,
I guess that's fine then. I was going to say,
I was going to get a little hot. If he decided
to... That or go on TikTok because I know he's
been doing a lot of lives on TikTok. Try to do
that instead of this. Be like, okay. Sure. Anyways.
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my shit now? Yep. Why not? Eh, that's fine. Other
than that, thank you guys so much for watching.
I know it was a quick show, but... Nothing going
on. I was literally... We still got two hours
out of it. Still got two hours? Yeah, we're usually
two and a half hours, three hours. Yeah, we still
got two hours out of it. I honestly, like, I
was debating on doing bingo for tonight. Just
doing wrestling bingo because it's so dead. The
wrestling news is so dead this week. We'll just
do wrestling trivia one day and just watch me
win. Oh, yeah. You'd kick my ass. All I do is
win, win, win, no matter what. And note to that,
we're ending this shit. Catch you guys next week.