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By the way, I still love that clip of Eric talking

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about you want to spit on me? Why do you think

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I added it to the intro? Welcome, welcome, welcome

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to another episode of Per Session Wrestling Podcast.

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I am your host, the main of main, Big Cat Tyler

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Adams. Now before we start, I want to say this

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is pre -recorded because everybody here has shit

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to do on Friday. And it's kind of funny how when

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we all have shit to do, we're all here. We're

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never here altogether on Friday. Can I pull back

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the curtain for five seconds and say it's Tuesday,

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we all got to work tomorrow, so yeah, we're all

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here. Yeah. But we are live typically every Friday,

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9 p .m. Eastern Standard Time on YouTube and

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Twitch. When you cannot watch the live show,

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we are on all audio platforms, Spotify, Apple

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Podcasts, Pandora, and yeah. But however, you

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can't catch the full show unless you watch it

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live. 9 p .m. Eastern Standard Time on Friday.

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I am butchering this intro. Holy crap. This is

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the worst that it's been. But I am here with

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the nautical nightmare Dylan Nix, my tag team

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partner over the wild. And we have Mr. Wade.

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What is going on? I think Cap forgot how to podcast.

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I'm not touching it. All the cocaine all of a

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sudden. All the cocaine. I will say hello before

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the screen blows up again or the Martians attack

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or the White Walkers come down from the north

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or something. I don't know. We got the Soul of

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Submission style, or is it that no longer thing?

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It's still a thing. Okay. The Soul of Submission

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style, the Emerald Striker, Mr. Spade. Stop grumbling.

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And then, of course, we got the hardcore movie.

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No, he was talking to me for a second. I was

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like, I didn't fucking say anything. The saddest

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dog looked like it just... Holy fuck. It's like,

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why don't you fucking touch me? Jesus Christ.

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Why don't you love me? Why don't you give me

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dessert? I gave you dessert. Why don't you put

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peanut butter in places I don't want? Yeah, what

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you do in your own personal life is not in my

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business, brother. His dogs are pretty large.

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He does have two pretty big dogs. He does. No,

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Jasper got some for dessert tonight. I had vanilla

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ice cream with an apricot dump cake. And he got

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a little bit of that. That actually sounds pretty

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good. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. Oh, shit.

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So typically on these pre -recorded, we kind

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of just shoot the shit. We talk, whatever. I

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don't have a lot of news stories. I actually

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do have botches that I have. Can I talk about

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one thing real quick that's been kind of killing

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me since Elimination Chamber? What's that? And

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I'm pretty sure, I don't know if you guys went

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over it last week because I wasn't here. Um,

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Travis Scott smacking the shit out of Cody. I'm

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waiting for Cody to give him a freaking receipt.

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Oh my God. That was bullshit, dude. I'm sorry.

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I get wanting to have the celebrities in the

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ring and like, I guess he's a, is he? Well, I

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don't know. I've never heard any of one of the

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songs. Yes. I showed my age. I'm sorry. But like,

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dude. first of all, Cody's face down in the ring.

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He can't tell if something's coming. He doesn't

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know there's going to be a shot coming. And this

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dude just slaps him upside the face, busts his

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eardrum and gives him a black eye. Dude, I probably

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wouldn't have been selling. I probably would

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have jumped up and started throwing hands. Did

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you see Bray's tweet about it? No. Not Bray,

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Bully. Bully Ray. Oh, Bully Ray. Yeah, Bully's

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like, motherfucker. I hope Cody gives you the

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seat because if he doesn't... I hope we never

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meet. I'm glad you brought that up because I

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was literally going to talk about it. Did you

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see Jay Uso's response to it? No. He went on

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a podcast. I'm downloading the video right now.

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It was so fucking funny, his response to it.

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Because he starts off the bat. He starts off

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the bat. It's like, dude, did no one teach him

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how to work a fucking punch? Apparently not.

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To be fair, Jay Uso's work punches are those

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big slaps anyway. But I mean, seriously, at least

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Jay knows how to pull and work his shit. Travis

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Scott cracked as hard as he could Cody upside

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the head. This is your world heavyweight champion.

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No. Right here. Here we go. Watch Jey Uso's response.

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He was on the podcast. Why Travis Scott hit Cody

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like that in the face, bro? Somebody ain't telling

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him how to work, slap me. Yo, man. He's probably

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too damn lit. I don't know. Yo, could you...

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Would you have been hot? If that's your segment,

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would you have been hot or would you have been

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like, hey, it's good business? How are you going

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to slap me like that? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, hell

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no. I mean, I would probably make that argument.

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I probably would have went, pow, I probably would

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have. Dude, they hit me like Seamus. They hit

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me like Seamus. Wow. I love that it's a response

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to just like his side, like, you mother fucker.

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I'm sure all of us here in the podcast can say

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that we've all been hit hard. But every time

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I've been hit hard, I'm always looking at my

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opponent. I'm usually working someone. I'll tell

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you about Kangas here in a couple seconds. Seriously,

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I get being a very snug, very hard worker. But

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usually you see it coming. I can't imagine being

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face down on the mat and all of a sudden having

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a hand go across your ear and eye. I would have

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got a... I don't know what I'd have done, honestly.

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I say I would have got up and started throwing

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hands, but I'm also a professional. I've been

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like, well, this is a segment. I can't blow the

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segment. I wonder if that was the response of

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Cody. Cody took it in the cow. He's like, oh,

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you're lucky this is an elimination chamber,

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motherfucker. He's like, you're lucky it's fucking

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live or I'd kill you right now. I just thought

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it was taped. He would have beat the shit out

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of him. They're kind of like, stop, stop, he's

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already dead. It's like, all right, boys, that's

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a wrap. Let's cut the tape. Let's bring it back

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a little bit. All right, let's start over. Can

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someone go get Travis out of the ring? Hey, she's

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dead. Where's Vincent's lawyers? We need to cover

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this up. Was Travis Scott the same guy who came

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down with Jay originally? Yes. Since the first

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Netflix show, it's been that dude. And he has

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the hardcore title for some reason. Offended.

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Because Triple H went to a Travis Scott concert

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a couple months before the Netflix Raw premiere,

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and he had literally gotten on stage with the

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belt and was like, hey. this is a gift for you.

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Do you want to come to the debut of Raw on Netflix?

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And he was just like, yeah. And it was like,

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and then he just carries the belt around. I'm

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insulted. And he was told, they originally said,

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unless they erased it from history, that he was

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going to defend it on the first night of Netflix.

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Yeah, he was supposed to. But again, they pulled.

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pulled penta's debut off the they pulled a lot

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of stuff off the netflix debut so that probably

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was one of those things well the isn't the hardcore

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championship the same as like the 24 -7 yeah

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so i'm waiting for somebody to shoot on him and

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take originally the hardcore belt was never intended

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to be 24 -7 belt they it was intended to be a

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hardcore belt and at some point they were like

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well it turned into a comedy yeah it turned into

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a comedy act yeah but with weapons so it's still

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that factor of like everyone brought out a trash

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can with cookie sheets and a chair and like still

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did shit Did you guys see the rumor of what the

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first night will be for the main event at WrestleMania?

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No. So the rumor is because this is a trios of

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Travis Scott, John Cena, and The Rock, Cody is

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going to ask the help of a couple other individuals

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that have problems with these guys. Stone Cold

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Steve Austin has been cleared to wrestle. They

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have enough money for him, is the real question.

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Of course they do. And it's with The Rock. He's

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always bitched about the ending of their last

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match because he's like, I should have just fucking

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stunnered Vince. It was the worst moment of my

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career. I should have done something completely

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different. So it wouldn't be a surprise if they

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tried to add him in. And then they're talking

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about, well, who would be the third musical guy

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that... is like WWE related would be bad bunny.

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That makes sense. Yeah. So they're thinking there

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would be a tree. Hmm. And that way, um, Austin,

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even though he said that he would like to like,

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cause he's, he said before that he regretted

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Kevin Owens match, not because it was a bad match,

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but he's saying, I really wish I was more in

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shape so I could go better for you. It was still

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great. It wasn't really a match though. It was

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like a segment. That's what he said. He's like,

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I'd rather have an actual in -the -ring match

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with you. It was still a great match. It was

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still an amazing match, but he didn't do everything

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that he wanted to do, even though he took a fucking

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suplex on the freaking concrete. Anybody else

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flinched on that, too? Oh, yeah. It's like, oh,

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my God, why are you doing this? As someone who's

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taking the two pucks on the concrete. How old

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is he? He's in the 60s, isn't he? No, Austin,

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he's late 50s, I believe. Late 50s? Oh, he's

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a lot younger than I thought. So, yeah, that's

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the rumor of the 60. Oh, I was right. I just

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yelled at my Echo to answer that question. That's

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okay. He was 59. What was he, 58? Yeah. At least

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he looks good still. He's always working out.

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Yeah, but we keep seeing rumors. I use air quotations

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for rumors of Ric Flair wanting to come back

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so John Cena won't beat him. And I'm like, you're

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going to stroke out in the ring. You're going

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to be like, woo! And your heart's going to explode.

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He passed out three times in his last match.

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He legit died. Yeah, no, he died, actually. Oh,

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he died? They had to restart his heart. Are you

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kidding me? I didn't hear that part. I heard

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he passed out. I believe what happened is after

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the match, he went out back and his heart stopped

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for a second. Oh, my God. And they were like,

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Rick, and it started back up. Didn't that happen

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with Jerry the King Law? No, no, Jerry had a

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heart attack. Oh, he had a heart attack. Dude,

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you can hear it, too. I remember watching Raw

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that night because I was watching that live.

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Yeah, you can hear it. And I remember watching

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it. michael cole like call the action like he

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does just michael cole like you know king blah

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blah because he was heel cold this time too it's

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called the action call the action all of a sudden

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you hear like and you're like yeah what the hell

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just what was that and cole goes silent and i'm

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just like what's going on did they lose maybe

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they lost the mics because that that does happen

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sometimes and all of a sudden the camera doesn't

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shoot towards the desk at all they they turned

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it around so they're shooting up the ramp the

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entire time and i'm sitting there going like

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Or hard cam, one of the two. So they're going

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like, what is going on? And they come back from

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commercial night and there's Cole and you can

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tell he is white. White, white, white. Did you

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ever hear the commentary on that on their end?

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Yeah. He's yelling for the doctor. Yeah, he's

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yelling for the doctor. He's yelling for Vince.

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Yeah. That was rough. But the roughest one has

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to be hearing Owen hitting the mat. Yeah. Yeah.

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When he's yelling for Jimmy Cornettis to move

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as he's falling. Yeah. I've never seen her. If

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you watch, I don't know if you can see it on

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their network, but on Tate, when they're playing

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the promo for the match, you can hear him hit

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the mat. Yeah. So they kept the audio on. they

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probably don't notice it's there honestly they

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didn't know yeah and they weren't expecting that

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to happen so that's yeah um no i know what kills

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me about that one and we're getting macabre here

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for a second is it we all know how rings are

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made and if a wind would have fell in the ring

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itself and not on the ring but not on the turnbuckle

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he probably would have survived he'd have been

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hurt all right there's a good chance he would

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have survived He would have broke both his legs,

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definitely. If he would have landed more in the

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center of the ring, maybe, but he hit the corner

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as well. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. His chest

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hit the turnbuckle. When he fell off that scaffold,

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he landed in the ropes and all he did was break

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an ankle. Somehow. Is that the one where freaking

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New Jack was trying to kill him? Yes. That is

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the craziest thing, also admitting to that. He's

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like, yeah, I was trying to kill him. He was

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trying to kill him. He was trying to kill him.

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I was trying to kill his ass. I was trying to

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kill his ass. I never pissed off New Jack, apparently.

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And he landed like the same, almost the same

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way, probably. Yeah. And he only broke an ankle.

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It's sometimes just how you land, honestly. So.

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Yeah, I don't. All right, let's off the death

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subject. Yeah. I'm getting depressed. But like

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I brought this up before the show. Five days

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ago. Speaking of sad shit. Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:14:39.330 --> 00:14:40.990
Why don't you just start drinking? Where's the

00:14:40.990 --> 00:14:47.149
tequila? It's a weekday. You can't fucking drink.

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You've got to work tomorrow. I know. Hold on.

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JP, I'm sorry. I honestly, I was actually debating

00:15:02.860 --> 00:15:04.820
it myself, but I'm already stumbling, stumbling

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as it is. I've had like no sleep today. I think

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it's called, his name is Mysterious. Mysterious,

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I can't remember, but I was, we were literally

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talking about this before the show. He was performing

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a Spanish fly with, I don't know who it was.

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And they went and the top rope snapped and he

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went. head first into the mat yeah no it's just

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this is why we don't do the big boy thing who

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was it i was watching he wasn't a big boy no

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i mean i know i was watching chris bay i believe

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it was yeah it was chris bay he's doing like

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so what he was doing he was like he would run

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it run to the corner jump to the bottom rope

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do a back roll run to the corner jump to the

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middle rope uh turn do a front roll Ran back

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to the corner, jumped to the top rope. The minute

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his feet hit the top rope, the rope went like

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the entire D -ring that was welded to the post

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rope. You can see it come off. He landed high,

00:16:06.460 --> 00:16:08.559
but he landed right. You can see him just pop

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up and be like, holy fuck. The ropes break sometimes,

00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:16.940
kids. It's different from our rings because we

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use cables. For those who don't know, in training

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rings and indies, a lot of times you see everybody

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using uh rings using cables it's just more of

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a like a it's a safety thing because they're

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being used like continuously i don't know if

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limitless has ever had a like cable snap have

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they no i know iwe has well yeah i wouldn't know

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because they used it Constantly. The cables are

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more for that scenario for when you're using

00:16:47.789 --> 00:16:51.049
them for training and for the independents. You're

00:16:51.049 --> 00:16:54.370
probably using the same ring constantly over

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and over again so that it can withheld more abuse.

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Unlike WWE rings or actually ropes. AEW, I assume,

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are actually ropes and the same thing with TNA.

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No, TNA is cable. Teenage cables as well. Yeah,

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I remember you're seeing it was either Joe or

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AJ talking about that once They said the six

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-sided ring was the worst though because there's

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no way to do anything normal in it So yeah, AJ

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said they loved about being different, but he

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said that was the those are the worst fucking

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bumps You can take a rock. Yeah Let me see if

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I can find that wrestler while we're talking

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Lee mr. Spade you have any Any wisdom for us

00:17:37.700 --> 00:17:43.180
today? Yeah, did you guys see that? I've got

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it here. Did you guys see that Seth Rollins is

00:17:49.339 --> 00:17:54.660
back to being Seth Rollins? No, I didn't. And

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this is the actual WWE thing. I was just scrolling

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stuff and saw it. It said freaking before, right?

00:18:02.779 --> 00:18:05.900
Yeah. Seth freaking Rollins. Why did they change

00:18:05.900 --> 00:18:10.319
that? Probably because it's fucking stupid. Or

00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.740
that. Probably because it's been fucking stupid

00:18:13.740 --> 00:18:17.240
since the beginning. I can see them changing

00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:20.220
it too because him being more heel because the

00:18:20.220 --> 00:18:22.700
whole freaking thing is kind of like Seth freaking

00:18:22.700 --> 00:18:26.079
Rollins. But he's not a heel. He's not a heel.

00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:31.809
He hates CM Punk. He's a baby face, but hates

00:18:31.809 --> 00:18:36.089
CM Punk. He's not a heel. But then look at what

00:18:36.089 --> 00:18:40.109
Roman did. And it's like, oh, and Dylan makes

00:18:40.109 --> 00:18:43.890
a start now again. You just, never mind. I can't

00:18:43.890 --> 00:18:47.849
say that. To pull the other groin. No, no. And

00:18:47.849 --> 00:18:49.609
I will pull back the curtain because I don't

00:18:49.609 --> 00:18:53.769
care. And honestly, it's what it is. I wrestled

00:18:53.769 --> 00:18:57.309
this last weekend. And for, okay, let me do the

00:18:57.309 --> 00:18:58.869
whole story real quick. So speaking of injuries.

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A couple weeks ago, I faced Hazard in a singles

00:19:03.490 --> 00:19:05.750
match. It was a fun little match. It wasn't anything

00:19:05.750 --> 00:19:07.450
over the top. Nothing I haven't done before.

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And I somehow, don't ask me how, because I stretched.

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I somehow slightly pulled my groin muscle. And

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I thought it was my hip at first. Couldn't figure

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out what the hell was going on. So I'm like,

00:19:17.829 --> 00:19:19.970
okay. It was sore for a week. And I'm like, okay.

00:19:20.190 --> 00:19:22.710
I tweaked something. We all tweak shit. It's

00:19:22.710 --> 00:19:25.529
wrestling. So I'm like, okay, okay. Well, hey,

00:19:25.569 --> 00:19:26.710
it's Friday night. I'm going to go up to the

00:19:26.710 --> 00:19:29.299
dojo. I've got to go get some reps in. So I go

00:19:29.299 --> 00:19:32.200
to the dojo, and the drill we're doing is pretty

00:19:32.200 --> 00:19:36.200
easy. It's arm drag, hip toss, body slam. We've

00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:38.180
all done those. Levi, how many of those have

00:19:38.180 --> 00:19:41.500
you done? It's an international. We've done those

00:19:41.500 --> 00:19:45.500
a million fucking times, right? Yeah. I go, and

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the kid gets me up for the body slam, and I don't

00:19:47.700 --> 00:19:50.779
know if he wasn't confident to hold me or what

00:19:50.779 --> 00:19:52.660
happened, but when he dropped me down, I kind

00:19:52.660 --> 00:19:54.039
of came down like this. I kind of came down sideways

00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:56.299
a bit, and I landed all on my left hip, which

00:19:56.299 --> 00:19:57.740
is the side that was already hurt, and I felt

00:19:57.740 --> 00:20:02.220
something go, and I just laid there, and two

00:20:02.220 --> 00:20:03.740
of the guys that knew what was going on were

00:20:03.740 --> 00:20:06.299
like, oh, shit, are you okay? Because they already

00:20:06.299 --> 00:20:08.440
knew my hip was bothering me. I'm like, I think

00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:10.460
I'm done for the night. it was one of those situations

00:20:10.460 --> 00:20:13.359
like i tried to continue on i just i couldn't

00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:17.819
probably wait on it so a week goes by and i go

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and we wrestle at geno's this last weekend which

00:20:20.519 --> 00:20:23.559
was fun um and i go to geno's and i'm in a tag

00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.380
match kind of hidden in the tag match didn't

00:20:26.380 --> 00:20:28.519
do a whole lot so i'm like cool all right doesn't

00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:31.339
hurt all right so i go down to finally by the

00:20:31.339 --> 00:20:33.940
end of my weekend i go down to nwwe north uh

00:20:33.940 --> 00:20:37.880
new wrestling new world uh wrestling wrestling

00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.609
extreme No, it's extreme. New World Wrestling

00:20:40.609 --> 00:20:41.829
Extreme. There we go. I couldn't remember the

00:20:41.829 --> 00:20:44.349
acronym. I apologize. It's NWWE. It was my first

00:20:44.349 --> 00:20:46.529
time there. It was a fun time. I had a great

00:20:46.529 --> 00:20:50.490
time. And I got to wrestle a guy named Kangas

00:20:50.490 --> 00:20:52.730
the Tokyo Monster. I really hope I'm pronouncing

00:20:52.730 --> 00:20:55.789
his name right. And he is, by the way, a former

00:20:55.789 --> 00:20:58.910
NWA champion, former NWA North American champion,

00:20:59.009 --> 00:21:02.210
and former NWA. There's another belt. I can't

00:21:02.210 --> 00:21:03.410
remember the third one he has, but he's a triple

00:21:03.410 --> 00:21:05.130
crown champion for NWA. And I was like, holy

00:21:05.130 --> 00:21:08.039
shit. So I go into this match, and we're working,

00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:10.619
working, working, and the finish is stupid easy.

00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:15.500
The finish is hip toss, burrito, take some shots

00:21:15.500 --> 00:21:18.259
in the corner, short arm clothesline. Right?

00:21:18.660 --> 00:21:21.140
Cool. So in the heat, I'm going, I'm going, I'm

00:21:21.140 --> 00:21:22.200
going. I pick him up for the body slam in the

00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:24.500
heat, and I feel like a zipper go down my leg.

00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:27.180
Same thigh I've been having issues with. I feel

00:21:27.180 --> 00:21:30.559
this down my thigh. And I just went, oh, shit.

00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:34.900
And instantly my brain went off. i completely

00:21:34.900 --> 00:21:36.640
forgot the finish we were right there too for

00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.920
the finish and i completely forgot it luckily

00:21:38.920 --> 00:21:40.680
we're both professional enough where he's like

00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:43.240
he's like gives me a big forearm he's like he

00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:44.859
calls the spot to me again i'm like cool whips

00:21:44.859 --> 00:21:48.160
me off nope still my brain still wouldn't register

00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.319
because i was stupid like stupid worried and

00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:52.059
then he's like okay hold still because he snapped

00:21:52.059 --> 00:21:54.859
me gives me like a uh a shotgun drop kick and

00:21:54.859 --> 00:21:57.119
piss me he's like sit down i was like i ain't

00:21:57.119 --> 00:21:59.720
going anywhere the ref comes over he's like are

00:21:59.720 --> 00:22:01.559
you okay he's like i can't move my leg at the

00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:03.960
moment give me a second So I rolled out and went

00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:06.799
to the back. And first thing, two things happened,

00:22:06.859 --> 00:22:09.660
which is funny as shit. I had five or six people

00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:10.920
come up to me and go, man, that was an awesome

00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:12.960
match. And I was like, cool. Thank you. You know,

00:22:12.980 --> 00:22:15.140
we fucked the finish, right? Second thing that

00:22:15.140 --> 00:22:16.839
happened was he comes up to me. He's like, bro,

00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:18.240
you fucked the finish. I was like, I know. I'm

00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:20.880
so sorry. My leg went. He's like, what are you

00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:22.519
talking about? I was like, I fucked the muscle

00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:24.779
of my leg and I forgot the finish. He's like,

00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:26.500
oh shit, are you okay? I was like, yeah. He's

00:22:26.500 --> 00:22:28.099
like, all right. Well, you fucked the finish

00:22:28.099 --> 00:22:31.779
and walked away. did you tell him prior to wrestling

00:22:31.779 --> 00:22:34.160
that you had the grunt injury i didn't tell anyone

00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:36.480
actually because it didn't feel bad i was like

00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:39.299
okay i can work through it you gotta let your

00:22:39.299 --> 00:22:42.079
i wrapped it i it was wrapped like i was like

00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:45.859
i took the precautions i needed but man no everything

00:22:45.859 --> 00:22:48.839
that i did in that match was simple it was strikes

00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:51.140
it was it was heat stuff i was i was the heel

00:22:51.140 --> 00:22:53.940
so i was heating that easy right i even did one

00:22:53.940 --> 00:22:56.440
big suplex like i did a cyto i hit him with a

00:22:56.440 --> 00:22:58.059
cool like nice side of suplex everyone popped

00:22:58.059 --> 00:23:00.440
for that like the crowd popped for that one and

00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:02.700
yeah just the body slam what it was like so when

00:23:02.700 --> 00:23:04.180
i picked him up i had all the weight on my right

00:23:04.180 --> 00:23:06.859
leg and then when i planted to drop him because

00:23:06.859 --> 00:23:08.380
i was trying to drop him safely of course when

00:23:08.380 --> 00:23:10.440
i planted that's what i felt everything go in

00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:12.710
my life So I right now am dealing with a groin

00:23:12.710 --> 00:23:16.329
injury, which is awesome. But I'll be okay someday.

00:23:16.549 --> 00:23:23.190
I had discovered some unrelenting strength that

00:23:23.190 --> 00:23:27.589
I didn't realize I had on Friday at Jano's. During

00:23:27.589 --> 00:23:30.910
the heat of the tag match that I was in, it was

00:23:30.910 --> 00:23:35.289
me and Ben versus Pathway. And at some point

00:23:35.289 --> 00:23:40.950
during the heat, Lee had put me in a chokehold.

00:23:40.950 --> 00:23:43.849
Lee sandbagged me. Lee put me in a chokehold

00:23:43.849 --> 00:23:47.549
at one point, and we didn't call any of this

00:23:47.549 --> 00:23:49.890
at all, but I started fighting back, and I was

00:23:49.890 --> 00:23:51.690
starting to get up, and I was trying to tag Ben,

00:23:51.809 --> 00:23:55.130
and he was too far away. I eventually just mustered

00:23:55.130 --> 00:23:59.329
Lee onto my hips. While he's behind me, and I,

00:23:59.450 --> 00:24:04.470
from on my knees and elbows, went to a standing

00:24:04.470 --> 00:24:07.049
position with him on back, like backpack style,

00:24:07.309 --> 00:24:10.309
with the mustard, all the strength. I thought

00:24:10.309 --> 00:24:12.849
I was going to pee myself because I was like,

00:24:12.890 --> 00:24:15.430
holy fuck, this is so much weight. And then I

00:24:15.430 --> 00:24:17.849
just backed him into the corner, went for the

00:24:17.849 --> 00:24:20.269
tag, and they cut me off. And I was like, I had

00:24:20.269 --> 00:24:25.369
no call for that. love those moments when they're

00:24:25.369 --> 00:24:27.470
just spontaneous and it was just like because

00:24:27.470 --> 00:24:30.490
nothing looked it didn't look like we we messed

00:24:30.490 --> 00:24:33.150
anything up it just was oh this is a moment i'm

00:24:33.150 --> 00:24:35.230
going to do something and i i said i'm like cut

00:24:35.230 --> 00:24:37.309
me off if you want and he never did so i look

00:24:37.309 --> 00:24:38.930
back i was like all right here's the corner i

00:24:38.930 --> 00:24:41.289
took the corner and then i sold on to my face

00:24:41.289 --> 00:24:43.329
because i had like had no energy at that point

00:24:43.329 --> 00:24:45.630
because i used it all to lift this badass that

00:24:45.630 --> 00:24:48.990
reminds me when i caught monty when the sidewalk

00:24:48.990 --> 00:24:52.200
so we could do the finish and like nobody's in

00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:54.460
position and i'm like i'm like i'm holding him

00:24:54.460 --> 00:24:57.240
like okay he's starting to get really heavy i

00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:01.559
hope somebody comes really quickly he is money's

00:25:01.559 --> 00:25:04.299
money's the thick boy no um at a moment like

00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:07.329
that with um Calvin Strange. He jumped on my

00:25:07.329 --> 00:25:09.589
back. It was our tag match for the titles. He's

00:25:09.589 --> 00:25:12.029
a skinny dude. He is, but he jumped on my back,

00:25:12.069 --> 00:25:14.789
and he's working, working, working, putting me

00:25:14.789 --> 00:25:16.809
in a different kind of rom ring. I was like,

00:25:16.930 --> 00:25:18.789
oh, you motherfucker. So I was like, wait, he

00:25:18.789 --> 00:25:20.150
doesn't weigh that much. I can just stand up

00:25:20.150 --> 00:25:22.529
with him on me. So I put my legs under. I got

00:25:22.529 --> 00:25:24.130
kind of my knees. I started standing up, and

00:25:24.130 --> 00:25:25.450
I hear him go, whoa, where are we going? Where

00:25:25.450 --> 00:25:27.289
are we going? He's like, oh, wait. Then I hear

00:25:27.289 --> 00:25:29.250
him go, front face lock. And he spun around and

00:25:29.250 --> 00:25:30.549
dropped me back down to the front face lock.

00:25:30.609 --> 00:25:34.779
I was like, that's bullshit. Oh, shit. So this

00:25:34.779 --> 00:25:38.779
is the wrestler. Oh, God. Why do I see a lot

00:25:38.779 --> 00:25:46.539
of Spanish there? Oh, I did see this. NSFW kids.

00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:57.269
NSFW. yeah when the other when the other homeboy

00:25:57.269 --> 00:25:59.509
slides in instantly you're like oh that's not

00:25:59.509 --> 00:26:02.630
good i had a different angle on that that i was

00:26:02.630 --> 00:26:04.369
gonna put originally on the botches and i'm like

00:26:04.369 --> 00:26:06.789
i think that guy actually got hurt i'm not gonna

00:26:06.789 --> 00:26:09.069
put that on there okay this is gonna sound really

00:26:09.069 --> 00:26:11.410
bad and i know we've all worshiped in front of

00:26:11.410 --> 00:26:13.390
like very small crowds for and done stupid shit

00:26:13.390 --> 00:26:17.130
but i mean this is a stadium there's like 30

00:26:17.130 --> 00:26:19.470
fucking five people there and they're all in

00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:21.559
that top row up there Hopefully, there's more,

00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.559
like, behind him. Yeah, I'm hoping hard pain

00:26:23.559 --> 00:26:29.619
had, like, 3 ,000 people. Jesus. Cervical sprain

00:26:29.619 --> 00:26:32.900
and fractured collarbone? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh,

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:35.640
okay, he didn't get paralyzed. That he suffered

00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:37.599
paralysing. Thankfully, that was not the case.

00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:42.579
So, cervical sprain, I mean, is your cervical,

00:26:42.700 --> 00:26:46.279
your C3, C4, C5, which is right through here,

00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:48.640
it's through your neck. He sprained... probably

00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:51.400
sprained the spinal cord, which is what made

00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:54.059
him paralyzed. That's why he probably thought

00:26:54.059 --> 00:26:55.839
he was paralyzed and then realized that he wasn't

00:26:55.839 --> 00:26:57.819
actually. And if someone's broken their collarbone,

00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:00.680
that sucks. I have not, but I heard it's the

00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.279
worst thing you can break. It is. It takes forever

00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:05.099
to freaking heal, forever to feel right, and

00:27:05.099 --> 00:27:07.339
if it doesn't heal right, you're off for like

00:27:07.339 --> 00:27:09.599
ever. My left arm is literally half an inch shorter

00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:13.420
than my right arm. That, the collarbone and the

00:27:13.420 --> 00:27:16.839
rib. the ribs i heard is the worst thing to break

00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:19.119
because you can never heal anything they never

00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.160
heal and you fucking there's nothing to do but

00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:26.000
wrap them oh yeah oh yeah so my leg injury is

00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:27.740
like we're looking it up today and sam's like

00:27:27.740 --> 00:27:29.640
oh hey you realize you're supposed to stay off

00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:31.240
that for three three to six months i was like

00:27:31.240 --> 00:27:35.599
i ain't got that time it's like what happened

00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:37.819
my wife uh i don't know if i explained it uh

00:27:37.819 --> 00:27:40.619
on podcast last week no because it didn't happen

00:27:40.619 --> 00:27:43.289
last it didn't happen because yes tuesday uh

00:27:43.289 --> 00:27:47.609
she fell baby's okay first off that was one worry

00:27:47.609 --> 00:27:54.750
that um she fell and uh possibly either slightly

00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:58.490
torn or sprained her knee jesus christ because

00:27:58.490 --> 00:28:02.890
she is pregnant if it was torn she can't do anything

00:28:02.890 --> 00:28:06.990
about it until the baby is born yeah no yep so

00:28:06.990 --> 00:28:12.450
she's thankfully taken lightly or it was we also

00:28:12.829 --> 00:28:15.549
might've thought that maybe it was slightly dislocated.

00:28:15.569 --> 00:28:16.849
Cause remember the story I told you about my

00:28:16.849 --> 00:28:19.349
thumb after the street fight, driving home and

00:28:19.349 --> 00:28:21.609
it popped and it felt better. Yeah. When I put

00:28:21.609 --> 00:28:25.210
a brace on her knee and mid putting on the brace,

00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:28.329
it just, you just hear pop and she went, ha.

00:28:28.490 --> 00:28:30.869
And I'm like, Oh, I stopped for a second. Like,

00:28:30.970 --> 00:28:33.769
Oh, she goes, Oh, not gonna lie. I actually feel

00:28:33.769 --> 00:28:36.690
kind of better. Like, yeah, it probably was honestly

00:28:36.690 --> 00:28:39.009
her kneecap probably slightly dislocated. We

00:28:39.009 --> 00:28:42.640
put the brace on for the click. Yeah. she's she's

00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:44.599
able to walk on it and stuff now she's still

00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:47.880
here in unit but first thursday that happened

00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:51.559
thursday she could not walk she's she went out

00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:53.539
walked on it all day and she was in agonizing

00:28:53.539 --> 00:28:55.900
pain and then friday saturday she was basically

00:28:55.900 --> 00:28:58.740
in bed all day and then sunday she was able to

00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:01.079
walk a little bit today she's walking around

00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:05.900
but yeah it's just and that was our broken leg

00:29:05.900 --> 00:29:09.519
she broke the same way you broke the leg We fucked

00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:11.380
it up the same way. She just hates that leg.

00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:15.279
We just cut it off at this point. Just a shitty

00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:20.079
little fuck leg. Levi, is that a Christmas TARDIS

00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:21.660
or is it like gets spray paint on it? I've been

00:29:21.660 --> 00:29:24.380
looking at that. Huh? Your TARDIS, is it like

00:29:24.380 --> 00:29:25.799
a Christmas TARDIS or does it get spray paint

00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:31.880
on it? It's the... Don't drop it. Just in fucko

00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:38.119
form. Etrigan. It's... Gone the form of man.

00:29:38.589 --> 00:29:43.789
Oh, cool. It's the stuff that I can't think of

00:29:43.789 --> 00:29:47.269
his name at the moment. It's the way he paints.

00:29:47.569 --> 00:29:51.029
No, no, no. The actual character's name that

00:29:51.029 --> 00:29:55.630
actually does all the stuff. But it's in Funko

00:29:55.630 --> 00:29:58.670
form, so it has where the Clara picture should

00:29:58.670 --> 00:30:03.470
be is actually Funko Clara. That's cool. I just

00:30:03.470 --> 00:30:06.670
could see the colors on it. It's like flowers

00:30:06.670 --> 00:30:09.200
and shit. That's cool. Also, I'm never getting

00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:14.039
this back up here. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There you

00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:17.119
go. So, did you guys see the name of the NXT

00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:21.700
event happening tonight? Yeah. Could you imagine?

00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:31.759
That's the stupidest fucking thing. Of the stupidest

00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:36.130
fucking thing. Did you see AEW? The two matches

00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:37.650
in the cage? I was going to say, you got to be

00:30:37.650 --> 00:30:41.769
a little more fucking specific. Speaking of stupid,

00:30:42.109 --> 00:30:43.690
did you see AEW? You can stop there, and we're

00:30:43.690 --> 00:30:47.730
like, yes. The William Osprey match and the Tony

00:30:47.730 --> 00:30:50.890
Storm match. Did you see both of those? Was that

00:30:50.890 --> 00:30:52.450
the one where they wrapped their hands in glass

00:30:52.450 --> 00:30:54.549
and they had a type A death match? Because that's

00:30:54.549 --> 00:30:56.769
freaking intelligent. Did you see the roll of

00:30:56.769 --> 00:30:59.589
wrist tape that she came out with? It looked

00:30:59.589 --> 00:31:03.089
like a toilet paper roll. Yeah. I don't remember

00:31:03.089 --> 00:31:05.650
who tweeted about it, but they were like, yeah,

00:31:05.710 --> 00:31:07.869
in the indies, this would cost you a fortune.

00:31:07.990 --> 00:31:10.210
This was just a basic view of fuck you money.

00:31:10.609 --> 00:31:15.730
Yeah. Sorry. Hers wasn't in the cage, but yeah,

00:31:15.829 --> 00:31:19.410
it was very unnecessary. It looks sloppy to me.

00:31:19.789 --> 00:31:24.609
It was just more of a, hey, let's just do this

00:31:24.609 --> 00:31:28.009
because we want to be violent. My thing is, certain

00:31:28.009 --> 00:31:34.460
matches require blood. Sammy and Kevin should

00:31:34.460 --> 00:31:36.119
have had blood. Someone should have busted open.

00:31:36.299 --> 00:31:38.819
Did you see the video of him dropping the blade?

00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:43.079
No. Yeah. So that's why he never bled. There's

00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:46.339
a video of Owen selling and you watch the blade

00:31:46.339 --> 00:31:49.119
roll out onto the mat and that's why he never

00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.440
bladed because he never picked it back up. Ah,

00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:54.880
okay. He didn't want to pull John Moxley. He

00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:56.619
was like, yeah, cut myself open in the middle

00:31:56.619 --> 00:31:58.950
of the camera. When they did the barbed wire,

00:31:59.089 --> 00:32:02.210
he never bled. Everyone was defending, like,

00:32:02.269 --> 00:32:03.950
oh, they definitely used real barbed wire. I'm

00:32:03.950 --> 00:32:05.769
like, if they did, he would have fucking bled

00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:10.289
regardless of whether he bled or not. But, okay,

00:32:10.410 --> 00:32:14.150
so I get where Tony and Maria Mae, is that who

00:32:14.150 --> 00:32:16.990
that was? They've been having a blood feud. They're

00:32:16.990 --> 00:32:18.569
mad at each other. You want to kick each other's

00:32:18.569 --> 00:32:22.490
ass, that's fine. But, I mean, I watched, what

00:32:22.490 --> 00:32:24.349
was it, Kickboxer that did the Taipei Deathmatch

00:32:24.349 --> 00:32:26.029
at the end of the movie? Yeah, I've seen Sean

00:32:26.029 --> 00:32:29.059
Colvin do it. Why do I care if two, like, 120

00:32:29.059 --> 00:32:30.359
-pound girls do it? I'm starting to sound like

00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:34.619
Cornette. But, no, seriously, I don't – I like

00:32:34.619 --> 00:32:36.440
Toni Storm. Toni Storm's a freaking talented

00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.940
wrestler. Yeah. Put her in there with Chris Statlander.

00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:41.599
Put her in there with freaking Mercedes Monet.

00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:44.680
Put her in there with all these girls in AEW

00:32:44.680 --> 00:32:47.279
who can wrestle. And if you have to have a fight

00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.819
sooner or later, that's fine. But that was extreme,

00:32:52.059 --> 00:32:55.170
all right? And then, like – yeah the yeah will

00:32:55.170 --> 00:32:57.369
and what's his not did the freaking shit off

00:32:57.369 --> 00:32:58.809
the top of the cage trying to murder each other

00:32:58.809 --> 00:33:01.930
which is all sorts of stuff off the top of the

00:33:01.930 --> 00:33:04.990
cage the fucking punk didn't do that off the

00:33:04.990 --> 00:33:10.029
game the uh aj uh aj's clash is that what it

00:33:10.029 --> 00:33:15.650
um styles clash uh on the tax with his dick yeah

00:33:15.650 --> 00:33:21.569
it was it was just like like i understand this

00:33:21.569 --> 00:33:27.329
hardcore fans but When is it too much? Glass.

00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:30.549
I'm sorry. There's a lot of shit I don't mind

00:33:30.549 --> 00:33:33.750
in wrestling. I think glass, and I'm sorry, JP,

00:33:33.869 --> 00:33:35.650
I'm including light tubes here. Anything with

00:33:35.650 --> 00:33:38.190
glass in it, I think stupid. Glass gets in the

00:33:38.190 --> 00:33:41.170
worst places, and it does the worst things. I

00:33:41.170 --> 00:33:44.849
wouldn't mind if it's a finish. If a light tube

00:33:44.849 --> 00:33:48.170
spot was a finish, that wouldn't bother me. That's

00:33:48.170 --> 00:33:53.200
one thing, yeah. If the gimmick... The match

00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:57.660
itself is presented around the light tubes. Then

00:33:57.660 --> 00:34:02.599
that's a whole different topic. The girl I saw

00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:04.740
that had the rake and there was rake light tubes.

00:34:05.859 --> 00:34:10.519
That's a huge fan everywhere. I just watched

00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:14.820
somebody took the fork board and raised it to

00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:22.469
11. They put pizza cutters on it. i was gonna

00:34:22.469 --> 00:34:26.429
say the 3d wouldn't hurt it be sliding off the

00:34:26.429 --> 00:34:28.389
forkboard to go to the next thing that would

00:34:28.389 --> 00:34:30.750
really fuck you up that is true like sliding

00:34:30.750 --> 00:34:33.269
down the fucking bar yeah you slide you roll

00:34:33.269 --> 00:34:35.349
off that would be when it really fucks you up

00:34:35.349 --> 00:34:37.530
well it's like it's like it's like the bed of

00:34:37.530 --> 00:34:39.469
nails trick right now the bed of nails tricks

00:34:39.469 --> 00:34:41.309
everyone's like that that hurts so bad that i'm

00:34:41.309 --> 00:34:43.269
like no it doesn't because you're laying flat

00:34:43.269 --> 00:34:48.800
and distributing your weight You don't even gotta

00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:50.800
say the bed of nails trick. It's the professional

00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:54.280
wrestling trick. Exactly. There's a reason we

00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:58.039
all stand up after falling from fucking 12 feet

00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:02.199
up off a fucking suplex from a guy 6 '7". Yeah.

00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:07.079
This was something that I had saw this weekend.

00:35:08.889 --> 00:35:10.929
I thought it was kind of funny. It's just tax,

00:35:11.190 --> 00:35:13.510
but it's on a cooler. Is that a Yeti cooler?

00:35:13.869 --> 00:35:16.050
It's like a Yeti cooler. No, it's a styrofoam.

00:35:16.090 --> 00:35:20.369
Okay. Are these motherfuckers dropping $500 to

00:35:20.369 --> 00:35:23.710
do a spot? I'm going to kill them. Make it bigger.

00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:28.909
Make it bigger. Make it bigger. Make it bigger.

00:35:31.650 --> 00:35:37.940
Not bad. All elbow. I'd rather take that shit

00:35:37.940 --> 00:35:39.900
out of my back than go all over the place and

00:35:39.900 --> 00:35:42.980
do it. First of all, my God, go over flat for

00:35:42.980 --> 00:35:45.699
a suplex. What are you doing? Yeah. All elbow.

00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:48.159
Why does that sound like Johnny Torres calling

00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:50.780
it? It's like Driffer with you and the fucking

00:35:50.780 --> 00:35:53.780
Germans. Driffer would fucking rotate every single

00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:55.400
time you give him a German. It's like, dude,

00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:57.199
you're going to fuck yourself up. And he'd get

00:35:57.199 --> 00:35:58.719
mad at me about it. He's like, don't throw Germans.

00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:02.440
I was like, hello. Take a German. Learn how to

00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:05.019
fucking wrestle. Yeah, take a German. Learn to

00:36:05.019 --> 00:36:08.369
take one. Yeah. Everyone in this group has taken

00:36:08.369 --> 00:36:10.929
a German from me. Have I ever made you worry?

00:36:11.610 --> 00:36:16.789
Yeah, exactly. I was about to say, no, I haven't,

00:36:16.789 --> 00:36:19.250
but never mind, I have. You have? Yeah, you dropped

00:36:19.250 --> 00:36:21.769
me on a German. Actually, that was the show that

00:36:21.769 --> 00:36:24.110
we did where I was injured. My hip was all fucked

00:36:24.110 --> 00:36:25.809
up, and I was like, I'm not taking suplexes,

00:36:25.809 --> 00:36:28.559
and you were like, German! But I do have the

00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:30.300
flat back bump, that's why. Yeah, you landed

00:36:30.300 --> 00:36:32.420
me. That was the thing. You threw it, but you

00:36:32.420 --> 00:36:34.920
landed me high because I told you that I wasn't

00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:36.599
thinking of the German unless you landed me high

00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:38.920
on it. I wasn't landing on my fucking hip because

00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:42.619
that was the show I could barely walk on. I have

00:36:42.619 --> 00:36:47.480
just realized that you, Dylan, and Mr. Canada

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:50.619
are the only two people that have ever German

00:36:50.619 --> 00:36:53.539
suplexed me ever. Like that, because I just,

00:36:53.619 --> 00:36:56.679
I hated taking them when it came to a training

00:36:56.679 --> 00:36:58.880
thing, like years and years and years ago. I

00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:03.019
would take them from Ricky when he was his, he

00:37:03.019 --> 00:37:04.840
used to, at one point, Ricky used to be really

00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:09.539
fit. And it was like, it was like. flying through

00:37:09.539 --> 00:37:12.000
the air. That's why I don't like taking spinebusters.

00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.679
You take one spinebuster from Ace Romero at one

00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:18.699
of his heaviest times, and you don't like spinebusters.

00:37:19.139 --> 00:37:21.099
I took a centon from Ace when he was a big boy.

00:37:23.179 --> 00:37:26.440
Training at one point, up at training at one

00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:29.099
point, and he got in the ring, gave me a spinebuster,

00:37:29.340 --> 00:37:32.059
and this was when he was pretty fucking heavy.

00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.239
You learn to not like taking spinebusters after

00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:39.630
that one. One. I don't like face bumps because

00:37:39.630 --> 00:37:41.530
I never learned how to properly face bump until

00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:44.630
I started training at the dojo. And even now,

00:37:44.730 --> 00:37:47.690
even to this day, my brain still doesn't like

00:37:47.690 --> 00:37:49.530
taking face bumps. I could take face bumps all

00:37:49.530 --> 00:37:52.210
fucking day, but my brain still doesn't like

00:37:52.210 --> 00:37:54.170
taking face bumps because I used to crack my

00:37:54.170 --> 00:37:56.469
fucking nose against the mat every time I tried

00:37:56.469 --> 00:37:58.869
face bumping because I never learned how to do

00:37:58.869 --> 00:38:01.909
it properly. I'm the same way. I can take a face

00:38:01.909 --> 00:38:06.219
bump. You'll see me in the Roxy ring. all the

00:38:06.219 --> 00:38:08.159
time. And it's not entirely because I don't like

00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:10.119
taking face bumps. It's more because the Roxy

00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:14.539
ring is super small. So when somebody like gives

00:38:14.539 --> 00:38:16.820
me a cutter or gives me something to the back

00:38:16.820 --> 00:38:19.699
where I need to face bump nine times out of 10,

00:38:19.780 --> 00:38:21.699
you'll see me bump to my knees, then flatten

00:38:21.699 --> 00:38:25.239
out because I don't trust taking a face bump

00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:27.760
in a ring that small and not either tripping

00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:30.710
up my opponent or. fucking just falling out of

00:38:30.710 --> 00:38:32.750
the ring like i've taken cutters in that i take

00:38:32.750 --> 00:38:36.329
cutter cut a cutter in that ring and i literally

00:38:36.329 --> 00:38:39.590
like i bumped my knees and then i scoot out of

00:38:39.590 --> 00:38:41.449
the way and flatten out because the ring's just

00:38:41.449 --> 00:38:43.489
too small that i'm like i don't want to flatten

00:38:43.489 --> 00:38:45.510
out it's kind of the same way with uh one of

00:38:45.510 --> 00:38:48.130
the rumbles when primer primer slid in the ring

00:38:48.130 --> 00:38:50.469
was given out cutters i ran in to get the cutter

00:38:50.940 --> 00:38:53.019
And I bumped my knees because we were too close

00:38:53.019 --> 00:38:55.139
to the rope. So if I flattened out, I would have

00:38:55.139 --> 00:38:57.539
clipped the bottom rope as I jumped up to flatten

00:38:57.539 --> 00:39:00.019
out on it. So he gave me a cutter and I like

00:39:00.019 --> 00:39:03.000
did that awkward like knee ass bump type thing.

00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:05.920
Yeah. And then like got out of the way. And it

00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:08.480
looks like shit. I relatively admit it looks

00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:11.119
like shit. Nowadays, when I bump off, if I know

00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:12.960
I'm going to take a cutter and I know I'm going

00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.239
to bump my knees, I'll bump the fuck out of my

00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:17.360
knees. I won't do the like ass bump, knee bump.

00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:20.460
like fucking worm thing. But back then I was

00:39:20.460 --> 00:39:23.199
still like uncomfortable and I knew we were too

00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:25.059
close to the rope. So I did that fucking worm

00:39:25.059 --> 00:39:27.780
things. I didn't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah.

00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:29.780
That's the good thing about having a big belly.

00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:33.579
Cause your belly hits before your face. That's

00:39:33.579 --> 00:39:38.420
why I love taking those. But as I was saying,

00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:41.800
I always fucking eat the fucking mat. I don't

00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:43.800
know why. That's why I stopped in your face.

00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:46.059
That's why I don't like that. I know I'm supposed

00:39:46.059 --> 00:39:50.500
to turn my ass. That's exactly how I was. No,

00:39:50.539 --> 00:39:54.440
I ate... No. You ate that for breakfast, lunch,

00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:58.320
dinner? I told him to kick it and I told him

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.059
I was going to eat it because it wasn't going

00:40:00.059 --> 00:40:02.820
to look like shit if I turned away from it. I

00:40:02.820 --> 00:40:05.340
told him to give it to me and he fucking did.

00:40:06.019 --> 00:40:10.380
I took a shoot DDT because they didn't... Lee

00:40:10.380 --> 00:40:12.420
didn't know what they were doing at some point

00:40:12.420 --> 00:40:14.840
during the heat. And I didn't know who was giving

00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:17.519
it to me because at one point they were going

00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:19.679
to do a double. Actually, no, it was actually

00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:22.739
Samuel Matthews because they went to go do a

00:40:22.739 --> 00:40:25.159
double. And then like, I'm looking down at the

00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:28.199
mat, like just looking straight down and I hear

00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:31.570
him go, come here. And I just, I can't see anything.

00:40:31.650 --> 00:40:33.969
All of a sudden, I don't get a tap on the back,

00:40:34.010 --> 00:40:36.449
nothing. I just go and just drive my fucking

00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:38.489
head straight into the fucking mat. And there

00:40:38.489 --> 00:40:41.530
was a red dot on my head. It had just gone away,

00:40:41.530 --> 00:40:43.929
I think, recently. But for like three days, it

00:40:43.929 --> 00:40:46.980
was just a red. I know we peel back the curtain

00:40:46.980 --> 00:40:50.659
a little bit here and there. I'd like a clip

00:40:50.659 --> 00:40:54.960
of JP saying Lee Miller didn't know what was

00:40:54.960 --> 00:41:01.239
going on during the heat. During the heat. How

00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:04.800
long has this fucker been a heel? I'm going to

00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:08.530
rant for a second about this shit. I don't know

00:41:08.530 --> 00:41:10.110
the story, so I'm glad we're going to tell it.

00:41:10.170 --> 00:41:12.750
Here's the fucking thing. Look, I get getting

00:41:12.750 --> 00:41:14.570
lost in a match. It happens. Sometimes you take

00:41:14.570 --> 00:41:16.929
a shot wrong. Sometimes something gets tweaked.

00:41:17.070 --> 00:41:19.190
Sometimes you're in the wrong position. Sometimes

00:41:19.190 --> 00:41:21.909
weird shit fucking happens. But if you're the

00:41:21.909 --> 00:41:25.230
heel and you're in the heat, fucking heat. It's

00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:28.449
not hard. This was after the backpack thing,

00:41:28.590 --> 00:41:31.289
too. Jesus Christ. Okay. You're still the heat,

00:41:31.369 --> 00:41:33.889
right? Break the eyes. Fucking give him a forearm

00:41:33.889 --> 00:41:35.469
shiver. Drop an elbow in the back of his neck.

00:41:35.590 --> 00:41:40.219
Something. like i have a hold and they just didn't

00:41:40.219 --> 00:41:43.480
know what to do at all between the entire duration

00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.559
of the heat grab a hold where are we at brother

00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:50.719
you know yeah something ah yeah all you just

00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:52.940
like start choking me out dude i'm i'm guilty

00:41:52.940 --> 00:41:55.239
and i've said i'm guilty of this too i'm guilty

00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:56.679
of forgetting spots i just told you guys five

00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:58.460
minutes ago i forget the end of my god damn match

00:41:58.460 --> 00:42:04.429
at nw But we got there. That happens to me sometimes.

00:42:05.510 --> 00:42:07.989
It's the worst because it happened at the MPW

00:42:07.989 --> 00:42:11.710
show. You can see it where I told Lee, kick me.

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:15.190
I charge him. He didn't kick me. And I fucking

00:42:15.190 --> 00:42:16.650
went into him. And I look at you and I'm like,

00:42:16.769 --> 00:42:22.889
what are we doing? I don't know if I cut it out.

00:42:23.130 --> 00:42:26.929
And the fans. Didn't really notice it. So when

00:42:26.929 --> 00:42:28.909
we watch the little highlight. Of all the stuff

00:42:28.909 --> 00:42:32.369
I did on Sunday. You guys will 100 % know. Exactly

00:42:32.369 --> 00:42:35.070
where the spot is. Because it's so noticeable.

00:42:35.190 --> 00:42:39.050
If you know what's going on. But like even the

00:42:39.050 --> 00:42:42.530
owner said. He loved the match. And it wasn't

00:42:42.530 --> 00:42:44.710
noticeable. That something got fucked up. Because

00:42:44.710 --> 00:42:48.710
I worked right into something else. Because.

00:42:49.050 --> 00:42:52.469
And ironically. When I wrestled this guy last

00:42:52.469 --> 00:42:57.460
month. In singles. caught him kind of the same

00:42:57.460 --> 00:43:00.460
way in a choke hold which is what i ended up

00:43:00.460 --> 00:43:03.900
doing to fix the problem in this match so i just

00:43:03.900 --> 00:43:06.199
he ran in and i didn't know what the fuck we

00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:08.400
were doing because they jumped a spot so it threw

00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.340
my brain off for half a second but he ran in

00:43:10.340 --> 00:43:12.380
and i literally just like wrapped my arm around

00:43:12.380 --> 00:43:15.260
him spun him around and put a choke on him and

00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:17.119
i was like nope i just caught you in this choke

00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:20.960
it looked totally natural Totally. That's, that's

00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:23.900
the worst. It's like when my ADHD brain, when

00:43:23.900 --> 00:43:27.400
we jump a spot, it's just like, I've been doing

00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:29.719
it for so long that if we jump a spot, that's

00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:33.519
fine. I'll go to the next spot. But I, the thing

00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.260
was, is I was selling something. So my back was

00:43:36.260 --> 00:43:39.659
turned. So they got a tag. I stood up on the

00:43:39.659 --> 00:43:42.440
ropes expecting, cause I heard the tag, but I

00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:44.880
stood up on the ropes expecting them both to

00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.460
come get me. Cause it was supposed to be a double

00:43:46.460 --> 00:43:50.110
team spot. And he I like stood up on the ropes

00:43:50.110 --> 00:43:51.750
and turned around. And as I turned around, he

00:43:51.750 --> 00:43:54.190
started running at me. And I was like, what the

00:43:54.190 --> 00:43:57.210
fuck? So I just like I caught him. I spun him

00:43:57.210 --> 00:43:58.650
around and put him a chokehold. And I was like,

00:43:58.730 --> 00:44:01.190
OK, let's stop for a fucking second. And my brain

00:44:01.190 --> 00:44:02.730
kicked in. I was like, well, can't do the double

00:44:02.730 --> 00:44:05.429
team spot now. What's next? And we moved on to

00:44:05.429 --> 00:44:07.750
the next thing. And I called it to him. Yes,

00:44:07.769 --> 00:44:09.329
that's what you always got to do. It's like,

00:44:09.349 --> 00:44:11.769
fuck. like okay well whatever it was just that

00:44:11.769 --> 00:44:14.150
half a second where my brain was like why the

00:44:14.150 --> 00:44:15.909
fuck is he running at me this is not where we're

00:44:15.909 --> 00:44:18.230
supposed to be at that's that's it's me too because

00:44:18.230 --> 00:44:19.710
it's just like it's like wait a minute this is

00:44:19.710 --> 00:44:21.010
not what we're supposed to be doing it's like

00:44:21.010 --> 00:44:23.030
okay let's just go to the next one but it's always

00:44:23.030 --> 00:44:25.650
that two or three seconds that you're like dead

00:44:25.650 --> 00:44:27.909
like dead eye like and especially when your back

00:44:27.909 --> 00:44:30.269
is turned and you're in the tag i've been doing

00:44:30.269 --> 00:44:32.389
tag for a long motherfucking time i did tag for

00:44:32.389 --> 00:44:34.989
a long motherfucking time when i hear a tag and

00:44:34.989 --> 00:44:36.510
i know it's supposed to be a double team spot

00:44:37.019 --> 00:44:39.199
And you're climbing. You're selling against the

00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:42.000
ropes. And you turn around expecting two people

00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:44.679
to meet you. And instead you have one person

00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:47.679
running at you. Really fucking throws off. What

00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:50.219
the hell is the next spot? And I don't blame

00:44:50.219 --> 00:44:53.079
him. Because they both forgot the spot. They

00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:55.960
jumped in. And the spot that we were going to.

00:44:56.619 --> 00:44:59.420
was supposed to be me up against the ropes and

00:44:59.420 --> 00:45:03.380
him running into me. So he instinctively knew

00:45:03.380 --> 00:45:06.300
we jumped a spot and just tried going to the

00:45:06.300 --> 00:45:10.699
next one. But I, with my back turned and turning

00:45:10.699 --> 00:45:13.480
around, expecting both of them and him just running

00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:16.039
at me, my brain didn't register the next spot.

00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.559
And I was like, nope, we're resetting for a second.

00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:22.099
Cause I got to fucking stop. I mean, you both,

00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:23.579
you both can attest to this where we've done

00:45:23.579 --> 00:45:25.119
it. We've both, we've all, all three of us have

00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:27.320
done it during tags where something gets missed.

00:45:27.420 --> 00:45:29.320
And like, I've had cat do this more. He's like,

00:45:29.420 --> 00:45:30.519
where are we going? We're not supposed to be

00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:31.539
here yet. I'm like, fuck it. We're just going

00:45:31.539 --> 00:45:34.039
to the next spot. Let's go. So many times it

00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:35.460
was like, it's like, we're not supposed to be

00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:37.300
here yet. He goes out, whatever. Next spot, whatever.

00:45:37.300 --> 00:45:40.699
Next spot. And I'm like, no. If you're in a tag

00:45:40.699 --> 00:45:43.239
match with me, and the problem I have is with

00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:45.260
some people, I won't name names, but with some

00:45:45.260 --> 00:45:49.260
people, they'll try to jump to that hope spot

00:45:49.260 --> 00:45:55.079
so early on or that hot. I go, no. Lay the fucking

00:45:55.079 --> 00:45:58.059
key in. I'll tell you when to fucking stop. You

00:45:58.059 --> 00:45:59.960
can't come up with shit. You need to fucking

00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:01.940
learn some more fucking heat shit. They're having

00:46:01.940 --> 00:46:04.559
the ring wars, isn't it? That they jumped to

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:08.389
the hot tag? Probably. That's why we were 30

00:46:08.389 --> 00:46:09.969
seconds off because they jumped to the hot tub.

00:46:09.969 --> 00:46:12.530
No, Vaughn forgot. I'm not throwing anyone under

00:46:12.530 --> 00:46:15.389
the bus. So what happened was it was supposed

00:46:15.389 --> 00:46:17.469
to be... Okay, so Ray tags Vaughn in because

00:46:17.469 --> 00:46:19.789
they're feuding. Also... Ray tags Vaughn in.

00:46:20.230 --> 00:46:21.869
Vaughn comes in. He's supposed to hit me with...

00:46:21.869 --> 00:46:26.610
What's up? Quick thing. Ray might have been concussed

00:46:26.610 --> 00:46:28.690
in that match. I'm going to find out because

00:46:28.690 --> 00:46:31.389
he forgot the whole fucking match. So kudos on

00:46:31.389 --> 00:46:33.309
him. I don't know where it happened. All right.

00:46:33.939 --> 00:46:37.559
But he kept on coming up to me and saying, was

00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:39.099
that a good match? I'm like, dude, yeah. I was

00:46:39.099 --> 00:46:41.500
like, what's the problem? He goes, because I

00:46:41.500 --> 00:46:43.480
can't remember it. I lost my bonus, but it's

00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:48.719
fine. Okay. No, no, no. So yeah, so basically

00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:49.880
what was supposed to happen is Vaughn was supposed

00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:52.340
to go. Ray was tagging him in. Vaughn was supposed

00:46:52.340 --> 00:46:54.880
to hit me with a senton and a leg drop. And then

00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:57.300
get up and, like, sent on, like, a pin, right?

00:46:57.360 --> 00:46:59.639
One, two, big kick. Ah, fuck you. And then he's

00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:00.820
going to get up to go do something else, hit

00:47:00.820 --> 00:47:03.619
the ropes. Ray was supposed to blind tag himself

00:47:03.619 --> 00:47:06.039
back in and go, no, this is how we're going to

00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:08.179
do it. And then it was going to go to the end

00:47:08.179 --> 00:47:09.960
that we actually got to the end where we were

00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:12.340
supposed to go. We just missed a 30 -second bit

00:47:12.340 --> 00:47:16.139
in the middle. Overall, that was actually probably

00:47:16.139 --> 00:47:18.340
one of our better matches. Overall, it wasn't

00:47:18.340 --> 00:47:20.460
bad. It really wasn't. If literally we would

00:47:20.460 --> 00:47:22.849
have hit that one section. yeah if we had hit

00:47:22.849 --> 00:47:24.789
that one section we'd have been fine it'd have

00:47:24.789 --> 00:47:26.329
been fine and i'm not like i said i'm not mad

00:47:26.329 --> 00:47:27.650
anyone shit happens like i said we all forget

00:47:27.650 --> 00:47:31.349
shit so the rope spot was gross yeah fucking

00:47:31.349 --> 00:47:35.010
pulling me off for top rope yo um ray's kid hit

00:47:35.010 --> 00:47:37.389
hit me with the flag was actually pretty cool

00:47:37.389 --> 00:47:39.269
and i caught him later at the punch because i

00:47:39.269 --> 00:47:41.630
told him i'm like if you're close to me and i

00:47:41.630 --> 00:47:44.519
catch you i'm punching you He's like, you wouldn't.

00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:47.039
I was like, yes, I will. And he got too close

00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:48.599
to me, so I gave him just a good straight, like,

00:47:48.619 --> 00:47:52.000
that's what I warned. That's what I warned the

00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.179
guy that I let shine up on me in the tag match.

00:47:54.340 --> 00:47:55.960
I told him, because I had him miss two of my

00:47:55.960 --> 00:47:57.940
things, and I told him, I was like, if you don't

00:47:57.940 --> 00:48:01.940
move, if you don't duck, I'm going to fucking

00:48:01.940 --> 00:48:04.559
hit you. Because I know that you're going to

00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:08.300
move, and if you don't, it's going to fucking

00:48:08.300 --> 00:48:11.420
hurt. Because if I know you're going to move,

00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:15.460
I swing it extra fucking hard. Yeah, because

00:48:15.460 --> 00:48:16.820
you want to make it look good, of course. It's

00:48:16.820 --> 00:48:18.159
the same thing at the end of the match. We had

00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:19.679
a bunch of bullshit go on at the end of the match,

00:48:19.780 --> 00:48:23.360
and I swung my spin kick at one of the guys.

00:48:23.420 --> 00:48:25.659
I swung my spin kick, and he missed. He did the

00:48:25.659 --> 00:48:26.960
Malachi Black thing where he missed it, and he

00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:29.079
weaseled out. And I told him the same thing.

00:48:29.179 --> 00:48:33.679
I was like, fucking make sure that you move.

00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.139
Because if you don't... I'm going to take your

00:48:37.139 --> 00:48:40.960
fucking head off because I swing it extra fucking

00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:44.119
hard. I will knock you the fuck out. King has

00:48:44.119 --> 00:48:45.500
said that to me too in our match. He's like,

00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:47.579
because he was going to throw a line. I was ducking

00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:49.059
it to him with a side. Oh, it's the spot I've

00:48:49.059 --> 00:48:50.679
done. I've done that with pretty much everyone.

00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:53.219
And he's like, I'm going to, I'm going to throw

00:48:53.219 --> 00:48:55.500
it. I'm like, you fucking better. Like, if I

00:48:55.500 --> 00:48:58.179
don't duck, that's my fault. I swing all my shit.

00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:01.920
Like, I'm a thug, but if I know I'm missing it,

00:49:01.980 --> 00:49:05.589
I swing it like I'm shoot fucking kicking. Ask

00:49:05.589 --> 00:49:08.670
Lee Miller of the Skowhegan State Fair when I

00:49:08.670 --> 00:49:10.409
told him to duck the line and he didn't duck

00:49:10.409 --> 00:49:15.010
the line. Yeah, clocked him. Going back to Geno's,

00:49:15.170 --> 00:49:18.050
I had Samuel in the corner. Granted, this is

00:49:18.050 --> 00:49:20.489
after our shine. Me and Ben, like, we goofed.

00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:24.539
We like, we're the biggest goofy. Because Gino's.

00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.099
And usually when I'm doing Gino shows, I started

00:49:27.099 --> 00:49:29.579
tense and I'm hitting a thousand miles an hour.

00:49:29.659 --> 00:49:32.139
Like, so I've been so goofy for the first, like

00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:35.320
30 seconds. I'm just throwing feathers. All of

00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:37.780
a sudden I hear, can you hit me harder, please?

00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:43.099
And I was like, was that Samuel Matthews? That

00:49:43.099 --> 00:49:45.400
was Sam. He told me about it later. He's like,

00:49:45.500 --> 00:49:51.030
Oh fuck. Okay. Maybe 10 % less. die i did that

00:49:51.030 --> 00:49:53.530
the poor doc heresy so it was the hot tag because

00:49:53.530 --> 00:49:57.630
i was me and um jay kes we were tagging and i

00:49:57.630 --> 00:49:59.309
had the hot tag i come in with the hot tag i'm

00:49:59.309 --> 00:50:01.429
like forearm four just big forearms right like

00:50:01.429 --> 00:50:04.170
i said i'm hurt so i'm i'm dying it but i hit

00:50:04.170 --> 00:50:06.369
doc heresy with the first one and i i hit him

00:50:06.369 --> 00:50:08.710
with the i pop one boom he's well he bumps out

00:50:08.710 --> 00:50:11.130
here comes bobby ocean hit him boom here's doc

00:50:11.130 --> 00:50:15.159
again second form right here Jesus Christ! I

00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:17.820
caught him in the jaw is what happened. Can we

00:50:17.820 --> 00:50:20.159
just talk about that as a match entirely? We're

00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:23.659
talking about you and Hess wrestling Dr. Heresy

00:50:23.659 --> 00:50:25.960
at Moppy Ocean. We were known as Land and Sea,

00:50:26.019 --> 00:50:30.159
by the way. All you needed was air and Jesus

00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:32.500
Christ. If Levi was there, he could have had

00:50:32.500 --> 00:50:35.179
air, land, and sea. It would have been the forces.

00:50:35.420 --> 00:50:41.059
Or the armed forces, bitch. Holy fuck. Two guys

00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:44.099
that just know they wrestle. So you knew you

00:50:44.099 --> 00:50:46.719
were going to have to fucking bullshit the whole

00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:50.980
match. Here's the thing. Doc and Bobby were both

00:50:50.980 --> 00:50:52.579
kind of like, we don't want to do a lot tonight.

00:50:52.900 --> 00:50:56.900
I mean, he doesn't want to fucking bump for shit.

00:50:57.139 --> 00:50:59.159
No, he didn't have to bump at all. He took like

00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.239
two bumps the entire match. I took zero. You

00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:05.550
took zero. I took zero. somebody only took one

00:51:05.550 --> 00:51:09.170
i think bobby ocean took one no yeah they took

00:51:09.170 --> 00:51:11.969
they bobby and heresy each took a one big bump

00:51:11.969 --> 00:51:13.309
i know that because i hit him each of the rainmaker

00:51:13.309 --> 00:51:15.570
so i hit them each of the big rainmaker boom

00:51:15.570 --> 00:51:17.889
boom knocked him down and then bobby took a second

00:51:17.889 --> 00:51:19.670
big bump from hess when i when we hit him with

00:51:19.670 --> 00:51:21.909
the rocket launcher or the rpg right basically

00:51:21.909 --> 00:51:25.090
i have the rope no no no no no we didn't want

00:51:25.090 --> 00:51:26.610
to do the the splash because he's like they always

00:51:26.610 --> 00:51:28.409
look like shit i'm like i got a better idea how

00:51:28.409 --> 00:51:29.469
about i grab the back of your pants and back

00:51:29.469 --> 00:51:31.449
your neck and i throw you like like and we make

00:51:31.449 --> 00:51:34.940
it look like an rpg Like a shoulder -mounted

00:51:34.940 --> 00:51:36.239
one. He's like, dude, that's great! So we called

00:51:36.239 --> 00:51:39.960
it the RPG. Still from the top rope? No, no,

00:51:39.980 --> 00:51:43.159
no. From the bottom rope. He picked him up and

00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:45.599
he fucking threw the dude. I know, but I didn't

00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:47.639
know if you did it off the mat or on the mat.

00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:51.539
He was on the mat. No, he was on the mat. I just

00:51:51.539 --> 00:51:52.679
kind of grabbed the back of his pants and threw

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.260
him. dad only took one bump in our tag match

00:51:55.260 --> 00:51:57.139
and i think it was his own bump funny enough

00:51:57.139 --> 00:52:02.039
out of all the that we did he did a double he

00:52:02.039 --> 00:52:04.380
did a missile drop kick from the second and the

00:52:04.380 --> 00:52:07.380
entire crowd was so deafening all you could hear

00:52:07.380 --> 00:52:09.780
was him just chanting holy for a solid minute

00:52:09.780 --> 00:52:12.139
i was like i was like why did they pop for that

00:52:12.139 --> 00:52:14.340
so hard and they're like oh they're not used

00:52:14.340 --> 00:52:18.119
to a middle -aged bald guy jumping out yeah i'm

00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:22.739
like yeah i guess bobby And Hess got into a pose

00:52:22.739 --> 00:52:25.840
-off in our match. Oh, God. For a good minute.

00:52:26.099 --> 00:52:29.739
It was just them posing. And I look over, and

00:52:29.739 --> 00:52:31.320
Randy's looking at me. He's like, do it. Go,

00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:33.199
go. I was like, look at me compared to these

00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:34.559
two motherfuckers. Should have pulled the straps,

00:52:34.699 --> 00:52:36.320
bro, and should have just. Should have, yeah.

00:52:36.579 --> 00:52:38.239
So I turned around and went, all right. So I

00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:39.860
did a quick pose, and the crowd popped for me,

00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:43.849
too. I was like, thank you. if you pull the straps

00:52:43.849 --> 00:52:47.010
down though like during the now i'm gonna let

00:52:47.010 --> 00:52:49.630
them enjoy the two you should have got in now

00:52:49.630 --> 00:52:51.670
you should have got in shoved bobby ocean out

00:52:51.670 --> 00:52:57.150
of the way i got this yeah pose now if i'm doing

00:52:57.150 --> 00:52:58.730
the belly rub i'm gonna steal brian bayside's

00:52:58.730 --> 00:53:06.570
gimmick Speaking of Gino's, I got one more quick

00:53:06.570 --> 00:53:07.750
story to leave. I don't let you go. I apologize,

00:53:07.829 --> 00:53:10.389
man. It's like five seconds. So I'm out there

00:53:10.389 --> 00:53:12.210
for, for donkey's match and they get introduced

00:53:12.210 --> 00:53:15.510
and I'm sitting there. I get my drink and donkeys

00:53:15.510 --> 00:53:16.889
music. Casey posted on the rope. I looked up.

00:53:16.909 --> 00:53:18.309
I was like, donkey. He looks down. I was like,

00:53:18.369 --> 00:53:25.210
I love you. I hate your fucking song. Six months.

00:53:25.269 --> 00:53:28.650
I heard that fucking thing. Six months. We are

00:53:28.650 --> 00:53:33.010
wrestling fucking the pathway. Like, All the

00:53:33.010 --> 00:53:36.570
fucking time. I'm starting to get sick of fucking

00:53:36.570 --> 00:53:42.510
Dungeon Boy Bandit. It's okay, boys. Me and Dad

00:53:42.510 --> 00:53:46.530
are the beautiful bald bastards. So if we can

00:53:46.530 --> 00:53:48.909
continue this trend, there will be more tag teams.

00:53:49.090 --> 00:53:51.170
I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. But the

00:53:51.170 --> 00:53:55.269
problem is your babyfaces. Sometimes a babyface

00:53:55.269 --> 00:53:57.789
and a babyface have a good competition. Babyface

00:53:57.789 --> 00:54:00.570
versus babyface is fucking shit. It always is

00:54:00.570 --> 00:54:02.809
fucking shit. What are you going to do with babyface

00:54:02.809 --> 00:54:05.590
versus tweener? That was nice about Seawolves.

00:54:05.650 --> 00:54:08.150
Even if we were face, we could be kind of tweeners

00:54:08.150 --> 00:54:10.590
because we were heels other places. What do you

00:54:10.590 --> 00:54:13.469
think this new gimmick is for? Because I got

00:54:13.469 --> 00:54:17.389
sick of fucking being a babyface and still getting

00:54:17.389 --> 00:54:19.849
booked against other fucking babyfaces and having

00:54:19.849 --> 00:54:22.329
to try and still be a fucking babyface. So now,

00:54:22.429 --> 00:54:25.050
I don't fucking like any of you bitches and I'll

00:54:25.050 --> 00:54:27.250
fucking fight whoever I goddamn well please.

00:54:27.690 --> 00:54:31.949
Easy warhorse. So now I can fucking fit into

00:54:31.949 --> 00:54:34.150
whatever goddamn match you want me to fucking

00:54:34.150 --> 00:54:36.769
fit into. And guess what? The best part is I'm

00:54:36.769 --> 00:54:39.090
not fucking changing anything about my moveset

00:54:39.090 --> 00:54:41.710
or any of the way I act, no matter which fucking

00:54:41.710 --> 00:54:44.269
version I'm playing. Everybody's like, oh, you're

00:54:44.269 --> 00:54:45.630
a heel now. You're a heel now. I'm like, no,

00:54:45.690 --> 00:54:47.449
the fuck I'm not. I'm whatever the fuck the match

00:54:47.449 --> 00:54:50.070
determines I need to be. I love that shit. Because

00:54:50.070 --> 00:54:52.409
at NWBE, the booker looks at me and he's like,

00:54:52.510 --> 00:54:54.309
so are you face to heel? I'm like, well, I've

00:54:54.309 --> 00:54:55.429
been working faces like you're heel. I'm like,

00:54:55.469 --> 00:54:59.260
oh. Okay, I'll be here tonight. See ya. The commentators

00:54:59.260 --> 00:55:01.900
got all confused at the last match because I

00:55:01.900 --> 00:55:06.380
was fighting with the guy who dragged me into

00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:08.519
it, my tag partner. I was fighting with him the

00:55:08.519 --> 00:55:10.139
whole fucking match because he dragged me into

00:55:10.139 --> 00:55:11.719
business that I had no fucking involvement in.

00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:13.280
I was fighting with him the whole fucking match.

00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.340
Then at the end of the match, he was being a

00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:17.900
fucking shitbag the entire match. Then he fucking...

00:55:19.099 --> 00:55:21.039
popped the other dude and started fucking cheating

00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:23.199
and I yanked him off the fucking guy he was cheating

00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:24.980
on because I don't fucking do that shit. I don't

00:55:24.980 --> 00:55:26.619
need to fucking cheat to win. He's a fucking

00:55:26.619 --> 00:55:29.079
piece of shit. But anyway, so he was fucking

00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:30.920
cheating and I pulled him off and the commentators

00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:32.579
were like, oh, I don't fucking know what's going

00:55:32.579 --> 00:55:34.199
on. Shouldn't he be happy? And I was like, no,

00:55:34.219 --> 00:55:36.119
motherfucker, because I don't need to do that

00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:38.760
shit. I'm a fucking professional. And then at

00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:41.099
the end of the fucking match, he, well, A, he

00:55:41.099 --> 00:55:43.460
hot started while I wasn't fucking paying attention.

00:55:43.699 --> 00:55:45.860
So he fucking jumped them in the beginning of

00:55:45.860 --> 00:55:48.519
the match, which pissed me off. Then he fucking

00:55:48.519 --> 00:55:50.500
took my Euro spot, which you guys will see when

00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:53.719
we watch the match, which pissed me off. Then

00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.920
he fucking, at the end of the match, when his

00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:57.659
ass didn't fucking kick out, and then he tried

00:55:57.659 --> 00:55:59.780
blaming me, even though he was the fucking legal

00:55:59.780 --> 00:56:04.639
one, but he tried blaming me. So he lost. He

00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.760
fucking jumped the guys again and tried fucking

00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:10.360
getting involved. And then tried beating the

00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:11.980
shit out of one of the dudes. And I yanked him

00:56:11.980 --> 00:56:13.639
off that dude and fucking whipped the dude off

00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:15.940
so I could spin kick him because he's the same

00:56:15.940 --> 00:56:17.500
fucking dude I knocked the head off at the last

00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:18.980
show. And I don't fucking like him either. And

00:56:18.980 --> 00:56:20.559
he's the one that opened his fat mouth and dragged

00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:22.920
me into it. And then he fucking caught the dude,

00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:25.099
picked him up and put him fucking spine busted

00:56:25.099 --> 00:56:27.099
him while I was trying to hit him with a fucking

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:28.860
spin kick. So he got involved in my business

00:56:28.860 --> 00:56:31.940
again. Then the other fucking dude came rushing

00:56:31.940 --> 00:56:36.010
in and tried to get fucking involved. got fucking

00:56:36.010 --> 00:56:38.349
picked up, caught into the dude's finish, and

00:56:38.349 --> 00:56:41.050
then I tried fucking spin -kicking my tag partner,

00:56:41.250 --> 00:56:43.429
and the fucking tag partner weaseled out and

00:56:43.429 --> 00:56:45.630
fucked off like a little bitch, and the commentators

00:56:45.630 --> 00:56:47.010
were like, I don't fucking know what's going

00:56:47.010 --> 00:56:48.489
on. And I was like, I'll tell you what the fuck's

00:56:48.489 --> 00:56:50.710
going on. I don't fucking like anybody in this

00:56:50.710 --> 00:56:53.929
match. I don't fucking want to be here. I got

00:56:53.929 --> 00:56:56.250
dragged into business that I had no fucking involvement

00:56:56.250 --> 00:57:00.349
in. If anybody saw my fucking promo, they'd know

00:57:00.349 --> 00:57:02.469
that I didn't fucking want to be in that match.

00:57:02.650 --> 00:57:04.929
I had no fucking involvement in that match. I

00:57:04.929 --> 00:57:07.469
took care of my business with fucking with the

00:57:07.469 --> 00:57:09.530
other fucking dude, but they had to bring my

00:57:09.530 --> 00:57:12.429
fucking name up. So I walked in and I beat the

00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:15.250
shit out of them. And the fucking weasel ran

00:57:15.250 --> 00:57:17.909
out instead of just fucking eating my kick. And

00:57:17.909 --> 00:57:19.889
he ran out and he thinks he's all fucking slick

00:57:19.889 --> 00:57:27.300
and he's not. I feel like this is per sessions

00:57:27.300 --> 00:57:32.619
therapy. Dude, it's... The problem... I don't

00:57:32.619 --> 00:57:34.260
know what happened here. I can't tell you what's

00:57:34.260 --> 00:57:40.119
going on. The problem is... The problem is...

00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:45.280
My promo explained the entirety of the match.

00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:48.840
The promo that I posted explained the entirety

00:57:48.840 --> 00:57:51.860
of my situation in that match. Nobody fucking

00:57:51.860 --> 00:57:54.000
saw it because it didn't get shared anywhere

00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:57.300
because Primo's has a fucking – no, not Primo's.

00:57:57.360 --> 00:58:01.840
The Bookers, Marlon Bishop, and Joe Vernola,

00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:06.260
JV, they have a fucking problem with me because

00:58:06.260 --> 00:58:09.980
I'm doing what the fuck I want to do. And they're

00:58:09.980 --> 00:58:13.019
trying to hold me in this position. So the media

00:58:13.019 --> 00:58:15.980
heads there, just like MMPW, cough, cough, cough,

00:58:16.119 --> 00:58:20.460
want to ignore my existence. And not post any

00:58:20.460 --> 00:58:27.000
of our promos. And not do any of, you know, not

00:58:27.000 --> 00:58:30.239
share any of the promos. So nobody fucking understood

00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:33.360
except the fans what my position was. So the

00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:35.900
commentators made me look like a fucking moron.

00:58:38.179 --> 00:58:40.019
You gotta love it. You gotta love it when that

00:58:40.019 --> 00:58:45.300
shit happens. Alright, I'm back. Let's move on.

00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:47.679
I got 40 minutes to go fucking drive. And I gotta

00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:50.699
be home at a certain time. so get to the box

00:58:50.699 --> 00:58:53.860
did you guys wait a second did you guys see the

00:58:53.860 --> 00:58:57.440
ending of uh raw last night with cm punk and

00:58:57.440 --> 00:59:00.659
seth yeah that was pretty that was pretty dope

00:59:00.659 --> 00:59:06.599
ending i liked it yep um so seth hits the seth

00:59:06.599 --> 00:59:12.699
hits um i'm not ready to grab beer that's it

00:59:12.699 --> 00:59:18.239
um Seth hits Roman. Seth hits CM Punk with a

00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:23.719
stomp. And then Roman fucking shows up and kicks

00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:28.860
some ass. I was going to say, here comes the

00:59:28.860 --> 00:59:33.920
copyright. I like how we make the joke about

00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:38.119
it now. It's probably how it blew his knee out.

00:59:38.659 --> 00:59:45.360
It's gotta be over. It's gotta be over. this

00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:49.360
person like he's been waiting for the WWE this

00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:51.820
motherfucker had this trick in his hands he's

00:59:51.820 --> 00:59:56.820
in there like Alvarez's website like if you watch

00:59:56.820 --> 01:00:02.079
the Netflix version cheering for like the longest

01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:05.639
time ever before he gets into the grabs in there

01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:08.210
because they did a close up on Seth The problem

01:00:08.210 --> 01:00:10.469
is, you yank him out like that, he wins. He gets

01:00:10.469 --> 01:00:12.849
to skip the cage first. If it was Punk, I'd be

01:00:12.849 --> 01:00:14.449
like, motherfucker, why did you yank me out?

01:00:18.369 --> 01:00:25.050
I wrestled one cage match in my life. Yeah, how

01:00:25.050 --> 01:00:28.610
does that experience? Getting Seth over by just

01:00:28.610 --> 01:00:31.510
dragging him out of the fucking cage. Yeah. Wait,

01:00:31.570 --> 01:00:33.710
my experience wrestling my cage match? Terrible,

01:00:33.710 --> 01:00:37.690
right? I got to do it. I'll say it that way.

01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:39.550
I will say it that way. Listen, there's a lot

01:00:39.550 --> 01:00:41.329
of things that I got to do that I wasn't proud

01:00:41.329 --> 01:00:45.429
of. Dude, it's not... How do I say this nicely?

01:00:46.110 --> 01:00:49.570
I don't want to bury anyone. Side note here,

01:00:49.630 --> 01:00:51.969
we never see what Paul Heyman does prior to being

01:00:51.969 --> 01:00:53.929
in the cage if you only watch the Netflix version.

01:00:54.349 --> 01:00:56.190
It's like seeing him just pop up out of nowhere

01:00:56.190 --> 01:00:59.630
is hilarious. It was kind of weird. Yeah, because

01:00:59.630 --> 01:01:02.170
I know he just turns the camera just points at

01:01:02.170 --> 01:01:04.010
us and you're like, why is Heyman in the cage

01:01:04.010 --> 01:01:08.550
with Tonka? Oh, really? Cool. So, yeah. So, I

01:01:08.550 --> 01:01:10.190
don't want to bury anyone because, really, it's

01:01:10.190 --> 01:01:12.289
what it was. And I went out there. I had fun.

01:01:12.429 --> 01:01:17.630
I did my thing. I took three bumps. Perry Von

01:01:17.630 --> 01:01:18.789
Vicious joked to me. He said, you're not going

01:01:18.789 --> 01:01:20.929
to take any bumps. And I was like, yeah, I'll

01:01:20.929 --> 01:01:23.849
take a couple. And I took a couple. And, yeah,

01:01:24.429 --> 01:01:25.789
there were certain things I wasn't going to take,

01:01:25.849 --> 01:01:28.150
like donkeys dunking in the wind or whatever

01:01:28.150 --> 01:01:30.289
that was. I was like, nope, I'm not taking that.

01:01:30.550 --> 01:01:32.949
In the wind, you mean? No, thank you. I'm not

01:01:32.949 --> 01:01:35.710
taking that shit. We're in the wind. yeah where

01:01:35.710 --> 01:01:38.710
he whiffs it like completely off center i didn't

01:01:38.710 --> 01:01:40.329
say i didn't say i didn't say nothing man i just

01:01:40.329 --> 01:01:43.510
said i ain't taking that well there's there's

01:01:43.510 --> 01:01:46.150
certain times yo there's very very few times

01:01:46.150 --> 01:01:48.269
in my career i've been doing this for six years

01:01:48.269 --> 01:01:50.590
now and there's been very few times in my career

01:01:50.590 --> 01:01:52.969
where i'm like no i'm not taking that unless

01:01:52.969 --> 01:01:55.630
i cannot take it physically you know most of

01:01:55.630 --> 01:01:56.929
the time i'm just kind of like okay how do i

01:01:56.929 --> 01:01:59.139
take that yeah i'll take it it's fine So there's

01:01:59.139 --> 01:02:03.260
very few times I will say no, but I don't say

01:02:03.260 --> 01:02:06.940
no a lot. And I remember recently I said no to

01:02:06.940 --> 01:02:14.599
pipes at MEW pipes wanted to do his like over

01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:17.320
the shoulder. I don't know if he does it as a

01:02:17.320 --> 01:02:20.539
buckle bomb normally, but like he does like the

01:02:20.539 --> 01:02:23.860
razor's edge, but it's from the fucking top rope.

01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:26.829
And I'm like, I looked at him and I'm like, dude,

01:02:26.929 --> 01:02:28.670
and this was after I'd wrestled Cruel the night

01:02:28.670 --> 01:02:31.409
before. I was like, dude, I am so fucking sore

01:02:31.409 --> 01:02:33.510
right now. I do not want to take that off the

01:02:33.510 --> 01:02:35.710
top. And he's like, oh no, it's okay. We'll just,

01:02:35.809 --> 01:02:38.289
we'll, I'll pick you up from the second and we'll

01:02:38.289 --> 01:02:40.750
walk across the ring and I'll buckle bomb you.

01:02:40.789 --> 01:02:43.510
I'm like, okay. During the entire rest of that

01:02:43.510 --> 01:02:46.190
match, we really didn't call anything. So the

01:02:46.190 --> 01:02:49.369
entire, and it's a three -way with him and Zayn.

01:02:49.579 --> 01:02:51.579
so like they're partners it's just a two -on

01:02:51.579 --> 01:02:57.019
-one and my my my hope spots or and or comebacks

01:02:57.019 --> 01:03:00.099
just involved me repeatedly fucking slamming

01:03:00.099 --> 01:03:02.860
them so i'm fucking gas by the time we get to

01:03:02.860 --> 01:03:04.960
the comeback and all of a sudden i just hear

01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:07.019
pipes go body slamming i'm like motherfucker

01:03:07.019 --> 01:03:10.880
i have nothing left hey you want me to just pick

01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:13.340
your ass up and drop you i'm glad it's easy for

01:03:13.340 --> 01:03:16.460
you and then we did this whole shabbat with into

01:03:16.460 --> 01:03:18.719
the corner and then he picks me up for it brings

01:03:18.860 --> 01:03:20.860
me across and i'm looking over and i'm like i

01:03:20.860 --> 01:03:23.539
can't fucking see where i'm going i hate taking

01:03:23.539 --> 01:03:26.760
bumps where i can't see like what direction i'm

01:03:26.760 --> 01:03:29.460
going and so as soon as he let go of me i immediately

01:03:29.460 --> 01:03:31.719
fucking turned and looked down i'm like i ain't

01:03:31.719 --> 01:03:34.360
dying on this fucking turnbuckle and i fucking

01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:36.840
ate the turnbuckle and i fell and i just face

01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:39.900
planted i was like dude that reminds me of taking

01:03:39.900 --> 01:03:43.019
the perry go around perry von vicious he gets

01:03:43.019 --> 01:03:45.260
you up there right and at this point i was heavy

01:03:45.260 --> 01:03:47.739
man i was like 280 at that point he got me up

01:03:47.739 --> 01:03:49.920
there started spinning and i'm like holy shit

01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.860
and he like rotates three or four times and you

01:03:51.860 --> 01:03:54.079
just eat you he's like you just spin you out

01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:57.260
and you keep spinning and you're sitting here

01:03:57.260 --> 01:03:59.239
floating you're like what am i gonna hit the

01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:05.329
mat this is kind of nice wham oh fuck Then you

01:04:05.329 --> 01:04:10.250
hear Perry laughing. Thanks, dude. Apparently,

01:04:10.250 --> 01:04:12.190
that is his most second -watched clip on his

01:04:12.190 --> 01:04:16.070
Instagram. Is yours? Yeah, it's in the background.

01:04:16.889 --> 01:04:20.309
So we see Roman Reigns coming back into the cage,

01:04:20.389 --> 01:04:24.789
fucking seeing Punk. I don't know what happened

01:04:24.789 --> 01:04:29.650
with this, though. If you noticed, Spear, Punk

01:04:29.650 --> 01:04:32.809
puts his hands up. He probably was protecting

01:04:32.809 --> 01:04:36.369
his tricep. That's probably don't hit me in the

01:04:36.369 --> 01:04:38.550
fucking arms. Yeah, because if he would have

01:04:38.550 --> 01:04:41.389
kept them down, or if he would have put his arm

01:04:41.389 --> 01:04:44.989
out like this, how he normally would, who knows?

01:04:45.050 --> 01:04:47.090
He probably would have landed and fucking separated

01:04:47.090 --> 01:04:49.309
again. He probably Austin bumped. Remember how

01:04:49.309 --> 01:04:51.889
Austin, after he had the neck surgery, couldn't

01:04:51.889 --> 01:04:53.610
bump out anymore? He had to kind of bump up like

01:04:53.610 --> 01:04:59.239
this. And that's how Austin bumped. JD? Yeah.

01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:04.619
He bumps up. I remember the Doja. They used to

01:05:04.619 --> 01:05:06.340
say that to a couple of guys. Stop doing the

01:05:06.340 --> 01:05:09.960
Austin bump, god damn it. Bump regular. Fucking

01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:12.679
snap bump, bitches. I yell at people. I'm like,

01:05:12.699 --> 01:05:15.800
put your foot down. I'm turning into dad. All

01:05:15.800 --> 01:05:18.039
right. Let's get to the botches. I just do this

01:05:18.039 --> 01:05:19.920
now. I'm like, dad does. Put your feet down.

01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:24.380
Let's get to the botches because everybody's

01:05:24.380 --> 01:05:28.320
ready to hit the hay. I'm ready to go get food,

01:05:28.380 --> 01:05:30.719
motherfucker. I'm starving. Levi's Square is

01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:33.940
behind us. Cutting all this shit. Thank you for

01:05:33.940 --> 01:05:36.280
watching. We're coming right back, audio listeners.

01:05:36.820 --> 01:05:41.840
Bye, audio listeners. This is my sexy voice.

01:05:42.019 --> 01:05:47.219
We'll see you then here on WPPR New York. Really

01:05:47.219 --> 01:05:49.760
quick before we really start this quick story

01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:52.579
from NWWE this weekend. They set up a table in

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:53.840
the ring, but they didn't gimmick the table.

01:05:54.709 --> 01:05:56.869
So one of the guys got the other one. Oh, I saw

01:05:56.869 --> 01:05:59.929
a clip. Was it a Death Valley driver? I can't

01:05:59.929 --> 01:06:01.010
remember exactly what it was. I don't remember

01:06:01.010 --> 01:06:02.210
what the... But he tried to put him through the

01:06:02.210 --> 01:06:04.769
table. The table went... Did not move at all.

01:06:04.769 --> 01:06:07.889
Did not even bend. They came back out. The guy's

01:06:07.889 --> 01:06:10.449
got a bloody nose. He's concussed. Yeah. And

01:06:10.449 --> 01:06:12.329
I'm like, what happened? He's like, the table

01:06:12.329 --> 01:06:15.070
didn't break. I was like, did anyone gimmick

01:06:15.070 --> 01:06:16.610
the fucking thing? They brought it out back and

01:06:16.610 --> 01:06:18.190
saw the freaking metal ring on it. I was like,

01:06:18.190 --> 01:06:22.050
what the hell, guys? God. My gosh. Chad Epic's

01:06:22.050 --> 01:06:27.079
just like... amateurs bro it was a fun show to

01:06:27.079 --> 01:06:28.760
work though i mean i would love to go back i'm

01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:30.099
not dissing anyone down there i'm just saying

01:06:30.099 --> 01:06:32.599
like you still got my fucking ring jacket somebody's

01:06:32.599 --> 01:06:34.780
gotta bring my ring jacket oh i forgot to ask

01:06:34.780 --> 01:06:37.400
i'm sorry man Dude, by the time we got out there,

01:06:37.480 --> 01:06:40.119
it was like... He messaged me and said that Trooper

01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:41.820
forgot it at his house, and I was like, it's

01:06:41.820 --> 01:06:43.840
been in the ring truck since fucking November.

01:06:44.179 --> 01:06:47.260
My fucking ring jacket is in Rhode Island, just

01:06:47.260 --> 01:06:49.440
stuck in a fucking ring trailer. It'll be in

01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:53.000
Massachusetts next time. So you can only catch

01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:55.320
the live per session show, the full live per

01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:57.820
session show, every Friday, 9pm Eastern Standard

01:06:57.820 --> 01:06:59.739
Time. Shouldn't you have said this before you

01:06:59.739 --> 01:07:02.260
played the stinger? You think I should have,

01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:06.519
but fuck it. I'm saying it now. For people who

01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:12.619
can only see it, not hear it. What about Helen

01:07:12.619 --> 01:07:14.079
Keller, huh? What are we going to do for Helen

01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:16.179
Keller? What the fuck do we do about Helen? Don't

01:07:16.179 --> 01:07:20.840
even get me started on that fake bitch. Are you

01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:22.019
one of these guys that thinks Stevie Wonder's

01:07:22.019 --> 01:07:25.099
not blind? No, I think Stevie Wonder's blind.

01:07:25.300 --> 01:07:27.219
I think Helen Keller was either faking it or

01:07:27.219 --> 01:07:29.320
absolutely no fucking clue. You think Elvis is

01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:31.929
still alive too? Nah, dude, she wasn't faking.

01:07:32.010 --> 01:07:35.130
She had meningitis as a kid and actually got

01:07:35.130 --> 01:07:38.949
struck deaf and blind. Her brain's still perfectly

01:07:38.949 --> 01:07:41.670
fine. She had the exact same political views

01:07:41.670 --> 01:07:44.769
and shit like that as the person who was fucking

01:07:44.769 --> 01:07:47.679
taking care of her. How? That was probably just

01:07:47.679 --> 01:07:50.139
ingrained because that shit happens. I guess

01:07:50.139 --> 01:07:52.000
so. No, I think it's fucking bullshit. They made

01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:54.219
millions of dollars on that fucking shit. Oh,

01:07:54.219 --> 01:07:57.719
yeah. Don't get me wrong. She's the only one

01:07:57.719 --> 01:08:01.340
in literally in history. Why the fuck did we

01:08:01.340 --> 01:08:03.480
play the botches if we weren't going to watch

01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.300
them? Why the fuck are you talking about Helen

01:08:06.300 --> 01:08:11.139
Keller? Let's watch my fucking match so I can

01:08:11.139 --> 01:08:22.229
go get food. Oh, fuck cameras. Wow. I'm going

01:08:22.229 --> 01:08:23.810
to bleed. I'm going to bleed. I'm going to bleed.

01:08:23.850 --> 01:08:26.409
I don't know what she was on that or the one

01:08:26.409 --> 01:08:28.829
where like legit fucking you just see watch Hogan

01:08:28.829 --> 01:08:32.789
go fucking look on live. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

01:08:32.869 --> 01:08:36.090
Okay. Hold on. So I've heard through the grapevine.

01:08:37.240 --> 01:08:40.199
other podcasts that AEW doesn't like to do production

01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:41.960
meetings. That means that whatever they're doing,

01:08:41.979 --> 01:08:44.020
they're just doing on the fucking fly. You know

01:08:44.020 --> 01:08:45.560
how you fix mistakes? Like, I don't know, like

01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:47.079
watching Chris Daniels punch himself in the side

01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:49.619
to get blood production meetings. You go, okay,

01:08:49.659 --> 01:08:52.060
Daniels needs this much time between the end

01:08:52.060 --> 01:08:54.319
of this to this to actually go ahead and be able

01:08:54.319 --> 01:08:56.079
to blade and blade safely and be able to do it

01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:57.579
or have fucking don't even blade use makeup.

01:08:57.640 --> 01:09:01.359
It's blood, but take five seconds and talk to

01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:04.460
each other. It's like, geez, you know, it's like,

01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:08.819
you go to, You go to Limitless, Randy will hand

01:09:08.819 --> 01:09:11.800
you the rundown of the show, and then he'll hand

01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:14.220
the production people a rundown of the shit they

01:09:14.220 --> 01:09:16.819
need to know about. You get two production rundowns

01:09:16.819 --> 01:09:19.800
with Limitless. It's Limitless. We are a very

01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:22.760
big independent company, but we're still an independent

01:09:22.760 --> 01:09:25.260
company. We're not run by a fucking millionaire

01:09:25.260 --> 01:09:27.720
who owns the Jacksonville Jaguars, one of the

01:09:27.720 --> 01:09:29.220
worst fucking teams in the world, by the way.

01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:33.100
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:38.060
So it's like, dude. Learn to produce TV. You've

01:09:38.060 --> 01:09:41.880
got the goddamn money. You stole the guys from

01:09:41.880 --> 01:09:44.640
the WDB. Hire Kevin Dunn. I would take the fucking

01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:47.039
9 million cuts overseeing that type of stupid

01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:48.939
shit. Please don't hire Kevin Dunn. I'm just

01:09:48.939 --> 01:09:50.680
saying shit out loud right now. Please don't

01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:53.359
hire Kevin Dunn. Please don't hire Kevin Dunn.

01:09:53.380 --> 01:09:55.039
No, because what happens if you hire Kevin Dunn?

01:09:55.039 --> 01:09:56.939
You know what's going to happen? I'm back, pal.

01:09:58.819 --> 01:10:03.819
No chance in hell it's Vince Walks Out. He gets

01:10:03.819 --> 01:10:06.520
more booze than Tessa Blanchard. Tessa's getting

01:10:06.520 --> 01:10:10.920
some booze right now. He's a rapist. Oh my god.

01:10:11.680 --> 01:10:15.180
Tessa's getting... What is Tessa getting right

01:10:15.180 --> 01:10:21.159
now? She's a racist. She's a racist. And then

01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:22.880
they started doing the Hulk Hogan, we coming

01:10:22.880 --> 01:10:26.239
for you, like, whole bit. Tessa Blanchard, we

01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:28.539
coming for you. Yeah, they started doing that

01:10:28.539 --> 01:10:31.159
to Tessa as they were doing it with Booker. You

01:10:31.159 --> 01:10:33.359
know TNA hired her back going, oh, no one remembers

01:10:33.359 --> 01:10:35.479
this, and they hired her back, and they gave

01:10:35.479 --> 01:10:37.420
her, like, a contract, and they're like, hey,

01:10:37.460 --> 01:10:38.739
welcome back, and then she walked out, and they're

01:10:38.739 --> 01:10:41.619
like, you're a racist, and TNA's like, fuck.

01:10:41.859 --> 01:10:44.500
The only thing I have issue with is that that's

01:10:44.500 --> 01:10:47.199
a lot of hearsay, but however, there's so many.

01:10:47.689 --> 01:10:50.430
people coming out like yeah like no she's a piece

01:10:50.430 --> 01:10:53.050
of shit two people two people coming out okay

01:10:53.050 --> 01:10:54.649
that's maybe someone heard something someone

01:10:54.649 --> 01:10:57.189
said something to someone else this is like 30

01:10:57.189 --> 01:10:59.109
to 40 people yeah that's what i'm saying yeah

01:10:59.109 --> 01:11:02.109
and they're like she's a fucking yeah like i

01:11:02.109 --> 01:11:05.050
i hate when it's i hate when it's hearsay but

01:11:05.050 --> 01:11:07.710
when there's so many people coming out there's

01:11:07.710 --> 01:11:10.789
layers yeah no no like what are two people you

01:11:10.789 --> 01:11:14.300
know but There's like 30 to 40 people and you're

01:11:14.300 --> 01:11:16.300
just kind of like, okay, yeah, it's a thing,

01:11:16.380 --> 01:11:18.060
isn't it? There's a reason he didn't go to the

01:11:18.060 --> 01:11:19.720
WWE because they saw this shit and they went,

01:11:19.800 --> 01:11:24.659
no. Levi wants to show us some highlights. That

01:11:24.659 --> 01:11:28.800
looked like Blade Bandit. I was looking. I didn't

01:11:28.800 --> 01:11:30.979
say it because I'm a moron. Did anybody else

01:11:30.979 --> 01:11:38.060
see the announcer that fucking butchered the

01:11:38.060 --> 01:11:42.340
name? Or said something. It was either butchered

01:11:42.340 --> 01:11:43.500
or said something really bad. I can't remember

01:11:43.500 --> 01:11:48.359
exactly what. I can't remember her actual name,

01:11:48.420 --> 01:11:53.460
but she was Mia Kim in WWE. Oh, Meechan? Yeah.

01:11:54.039 --> 01:11:58.619
She's still using Meechan. Did anybody see the

01:11:58.619 --> 01:12:01.859
fucking clip of the announcer, though? Oh, my

01:12:01.859 --> 01:12:05.060
God. I'm trying to find it. The only one I've

01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:07.100
seen recently of the announcer, she went to go

01:12:07.100 --> 01:12:09.180
announce and then somebody took two fucking trash

01:12:09.180 --> 01:12:12.300
can lids and just fucking bonked her. Yo, can

01:12:12.300 --> 01:12:14.260
I say, and this is gonna sound bad, but man,

01:12:14.300 --> 01:12:16.380
don't ever miss Samantha Irwin. The new girl

01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:18.640
that's on there tries, but she's not Samantha.

01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:22.479
But she was doing it before Samantha left. Samantha's

01:12:22.479 --> 01:12:25.420
better. What happened to the chick that came

01:12:25.420 --> 01:12:30.539
back? I forgot her name. She's on SmackDown?

01:12:30.939 --> 01:12:36.359
Uh, PLEs. You know who to get? Michael Buffer.

01:12:36.380 --> 01:12:38.779
Let's do it like WCW did. Every PLE, Michael

01:12:38.779 --> 01:12:43.760
Buffer. Seriously. Every PLE, all we hear is,

01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:47.239
let's get ready to rumble! And it sucks, too,

01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:49.479
because Samantha was really good. She was really

01:12:49.479 --> 01:12:51.960
fucking good. Even though I gave a shit about

01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:54.520
fucking Cody, her getting emotional with Cody,

01:12:54.619 --> 01:12:55.359
I'm like, what are you fucking talking about?

01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:57.359
Yeah, because she admitted, too, in a podcast

01:12:57.359 --> 01:13:00.500
that she wouldn't read the outcomes. Yeah. Obviously,

01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:03.579
to get a raw reaction. I'm actually had photos.

01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:08.140
Hold on. It was like the same reaction with her

01:13:08.140 --> 01:13:12.479
husband got beaten by Logan Paul. Exactly. Are

01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:14.239
you going to play your match there, Levi? Sorry.

01:13:15.579 --> 01:13:19.720
I was really trying to find the botch that I

01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:22.119
was thinking of. Look at him not kick out, and

01:13:22.119 --> 01:13:25.640
then his ass tries to blame me. One, two, three.

01:13:25.739 --> 01:13:27.699
Yeah, the ref was stupid slow on the count. He

01:13:27.699 --> 01:13:29.760
should be quicker on that count. Greenleaf would

01:13:29.760 --> 01:13:32.729
have been like, one, two, three. He kicked out

01:13:32.729 --> 01:13:37.510
of three He kicked out of three bitch try to

01:13:37.510 --> 01:13:40.029
blame me look at me grab the rope Look at my

01:13:40.029 --> 01:13:43.090
ass grab the rope watch that freak out. His shoulders

01:13:43.090 --> 01:13:53.279
are up at two and a half Kick the ref. It can't

01:13:53.279 --> 01:13:57.180
be any worse than the guy from fucking Supernova.

01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.020
I can't wait for our names to pop up on that.

01:14:00.020 --> 01:14:02.600
Can't get mad at him because he's fucking...

01:14:02.600 --> 01:14:04.720
I am waiting to. I kind of want to dip into the

01:14:04.720 --> 01:14:06.279
podcast here and there and see if they talk shit

01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:10.159
about us too. Wait, which one? Supernova. God,

01:14:10.180 --> 01:14:13.539
I hope so. I don't care. I just want Adam to

01:14:13.539 --> 01:14:16.739
pay me the 40 bucks he owes me. Open that fucking

01:14:16.739 --> 01:14:22.380
can. Open it. Open that can. I fucking dare you.

01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:24.979
I'm with Levi on this one. Let's do it. Y 'all

01:14:24.979 --> 01:14:26.260
only do close to the camera. It's creeping me

01:14:26.260 --> 01:14:30.239
out just a little bit. I'm sure we've explained

01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.720
what happened. We already explained what happened.

01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:36.119
I just think it's hilarious that we burn the

01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:38.960
bridges of the better talent and we keep the

01:14:38.960 --> 01:14:40.560
shittier talent because they're not going to

01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.300
bitch and they can't get booked anywhere else.

01:14:42.380 --> 01:14:46.640
That's why. Quick funny story. So Sam's watching

01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:50.180
TikTok last night and she's like, starts laughing

01:14:50.180 --> 01:14:51.960
her ass off. And I'm like, what the hell are

01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:53.680
you laughing at? She's like, you remember that

01:14:53.680 --> 01:14:56.800
guy that left the show? And I was like, yeah,

01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:59.680
I'm not going to say any names. She's like, and

01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:01.739
she just turned her phone. And I'm like, oh yeah,

01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:06.180
yeah, okay, cool. I was like, yep, yep, yep.

01:15:06.279 --> 01:15:10.340
I know he's on there, so. It's my 13th reason

01:15:10.340 --> 01:15:18.760
why. Bro! Wow. I'd be polite over here. There's

01:15:18.760 --> 01:15:22.579
the big ass sensor noise. There's the clip right

01:15:22.579 --> 01:15:26.140
there. That is the second time she's done that,

01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:30.899
JP. We need a first session sensor bar. That

01:15:30.899 --> 01:15:34.899
is the second time she did that. I saw the first

01:15:34.899 --> 01:15:37.739
time and I was like... I might need to re -watch

01:15:37.739 --> 01:15:40.659
this before I post it. Yeah. I saw it the first

01:15:40.659 --> 01:15:42.760
time. I didn't catch it. That second time was

01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:47.640
very obvious. They're just shorts. They don't

01:15:47.640 --> 01:15:54.560
look like shorts. I'm just saying. Walk in the

01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:59.619
frame. No. Walk around. Your backside may or

01:15:59.619 --> 01:16:02.600
may not have been in frame the last two times

01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:05.369
you've been in the kitchen. Might have to put

01:16:05.369 --> 01:16:10.409
a procession sensor bar over your boogie. Don't

01:16:10.409 --> 01:16:14.310
move my fucking camera. You're so far to the

01:16:14.310 --> 01:16:19.689
corner. JP, JP, I'm not kidding you. I'm not

01:16:19.689 --> 01:16:22.630
kidding you. Remind me to fucking edit those.

01:16:22.890 --> 01:16:26.529
Please remind me. We want to respect Hannah.

01:16:26.710 --> 01:16:32.189
Please remind us. No, you're fine. No, your shorts

01:16:32.189 --> 01:16:34.069
just look... shorter than they were in the last

01:16:34.069 --> 01:16:36.109
one. No, it doesn't look like you're wearing

01:16:36.109 --> 01:16:37.970
shorts. Yeah, it doesn't look like you're wearing

01:16:37.970 --> 01:16:40.649
anything. That's why I said the shorts don't

01:16:40.649 --> 01:16:42.529
look like shorts. I'm waiting for it to whip

01:16:42.529 --> 01:16:43.710
around the camera and be like, motherfuckers.

01:16:44.510 --> 01:16:49.170
Hey, that was me being nice. That was me pointing

01:16:49.170 --> 01:16:51.970
something out to everybody before it got posted

01:16:51.970 --> 01:16:55.489
for everybody to see on Friday. I'll be honest,

01:16:55.630 --> 01:16:59.279
I didn't see it. I didn't catch it. going out.

01:16:59.340 --> 01:17:01.159
It looks like you're wearing a t -shirt and nothing

01:17:01.159 --> 01:17:06.460
else. Hold on. To be fair, isn't this all, are

01:17:06.460 --> 01:17:09.640
we back on visual too, or is this just... No,

01:17:09.859 --> 01:17:13.539
well, Friday, this goes live on Friday. We gotta

01:17:13.539 --> 01:17:16.880
make sure we cut that part out. Okay, okay. Censor

01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:23.060
bar over JP. Censor bar joke. Technical difficulties

01:17:23.060 --> 01:17:27.930
comes up. JP makes the joke too. People are going

01:17:27.930 --> 01:17:29.789
to be looking for fucking little white Easter

01:17:29.789 --> 01:17:31.710
eggs. Is there a number six over there? I see

01:17:31.710 --> 01:17:35.270
the demon things over there. It'll be the most

01:17:35.270 --> 01:17:39.789
viewed clip. I don't think she wants that out

01:17:39.789 --> 01:17:42.609
there. She literally just stood there and just

01:17:42.609 --> 01:17:49.069
looked at me and went, I'm adding. If you want

01:17:49.069 --> 01:17:51.069
to make some money off the video, this is pretty

01:17:51.069 --> 01:17:52.930
much it. I don't want our camera to be taken

01:17:52.930 --> 01:17:56.310
down. He got his wife. Yeah. This is how we get

01:17:56.310 --> 01:17:58.130
banned off YouTube. Yeah, that's how you get

01:17:58.130 --> 01:17:59.390
banned. Yeah, well, the next thing you know.

01:17:59.390 --> 01:18:01.250
I don't want to go to Rumble. Rumble's not the

01:18:01.250 --> 01:18:04.609
better place. No, we can go to Party .com. That'll

01:18:04.609 --> 01:18:06.590
be a third party. That's like the whole party.

01:18:06.850 --> 01:18:09.390
Actually, I was on Red Dog's podcast the other

01:18:09.390 --> 01:18:10.729
day, and he's like, yeah, man, we're on Rumble.

01:18:10.789 --> 01:18:12.729
I'm like, what the fuck is Rumble? They had to

01:18:12.729 --> 01:18:13.930
explain to me what Rumble was, and I was like,

01:18:13.970 --> 01:18:18.050
ew. Here's my problem with Rumble. This is my

01:18:18.050 --> 01:18:20.489
biggest gripe with Rumble. It's not bad. I like

01:18:20.489 --> 01:18:22.489
it that you can just basically do whatever you

01:18:22.489 --> 01:18:25.659
want. The problem is the app is shit. shit right

01:18:25.659 --> 01:18:27.779
the problem is you can do whatever you want well

01:18:27.779 --> 01:18:34.020
no it's it's it's og 2006 youtube they still

01:18:34.020 --> 01:18:37.079
censor the bad stuff yeah they just but you can

01:18:37.079 --> 01:18:38.760
literally say and do whatever the fuck you want

01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:40.520
yeah they talking about kid you can be i can

01:18:40.520 --> 01:18:42.539
do whatever i want i want to kill koala we can

01:18:42.539 --> 01:18:46.920
literally i've been debating on us trying it

01:18:46.920 --> 01:18:50.720
out to watch pay -per -views on rumble that might

01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:53.720
work um but um again i don't want to get banned

01:18:53.720 --> 01:18:57.220
so yeah best content on rumble has to be the

01:18:57.220 --> 01:19:00.300
child predators getting caught videos that people

01:19:00.300 --> 01:19:01.920
are beating the shit out of them yes you can

01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:03.199
beat the shit out of them because every time

01:19:03.199 --> 01:19:05.439
they get posted on youtube all the big channels

01:19:05.439 --> 01:19:07.699
during covid disappeared because covid fucking

01:19:07.699 --> 01:19:10.800
striped them for their content so they all went

01:19:10.800 --> 01:19:13.859
to fucking rumble and it's fucking just child

01:19:13.859 --> 01:19:18.180
predators caught galore I've been debating on

01:19:18.180 --> 01:19:21.460
posting on rumble, but it's just the app is fucking

01:19:21.460 --> 01:19:27.260
garbage. The app is shit. I watch a video like

01:19:27.260 --> 01:19:31.779
any of you. All right. Fuck out of here. So you

01:19:31.779 --> 01:19:35.430
can get. Yeah, I go eat food. It's 9 o 'clock

01:19:35.430 --> 01:19:38.770
and I need to go take a drive. It's late. Everyone

01:19:38.770 --> 01:19:41.250
needs to get fucking going. I wanted to get off

01:19:41.250 --> 01:19:42.989
here half an hour ago so I could watch episode

01:19:42.989 --> 01:19:44.770
3 of Stargate because it's the freaking continuation

01:19:44.770 --> 01:19:47.569
of season 2. I told my girl that I'd get off

01:19:47.569 --> 01:19:49.590
by 7 at the latest to make sure that we get there

01:19:49.590 --> 01:19:54.090
and back before we need to be home. So, you can

01:19:54.090 --> 01:19:57.130
find me on all platforms at LeviSpade1. That's

01:19:57.130 --> 01:20:02.439
Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok. You

01:20:02.439 --> 01:20:05.140
can find me when I'm not Levi Spade at Tears

01:20:05.140 --> 01:20:08.039
Gaming on Twitch, T -Y -R -S -G -A -M -M -I -N

01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:10.140
-G. I play games over there. I actually just

01:20:10.140 --> 01:20:12.060
today was streaming for about two and a half

01:20:12.060 --> 01:20:14.039
hours. I am playing through Assassin's Creed

01:20:14.039 --> 01:20:16.380
Syndicate. Then I will be playing through Assassin's

01:20:16.380 --> 01:20:18.140
Creed 3 and then playing through Assassin's Creed

01:20:18.140 --> 01:20:20.079
Black Flag to celebrate the drop of Assassin's

01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:22.119
Creed Shadow because I love the Assassin's Creed

01:20:22.119 --> 01:20:25.960
games. So if you want to come over, chill, say

01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:29.159
hi. It is twitch .tv slash Tears Gaming. Of course,

01:20:29.180 --> 01:20:30.689
you can find me on the Perth Sessions. which

01:20:30.689 --> 01:20:32.609
you're watching right now or listening to right

01:20:32.609 --> 01:20:34.970
now. So hello. You can find me at Primo Sport

01:20:34.970 --> 01:20:38.409
Wrestling. You can find me at Primo Sport Wrestling.

01:20:39.869 --> 01:20:46.369
I don't remember the dates. It is Marlon Bishop's

01:20:46.369 --> 01:20:47.970
shopping block. I will say that. I've got some

01:20:47.970 --> 01:20:49.810
fucking words for Marlon Bishop that I'll be

01:20:49.810 --> 01:20:51.829
posting tomorrow. So if you're interested in

01:20:51.829 --> 01:20:53.810
that, it should already be posted by the time

01:20:53.810 --> 01:20:58.140
this comes out. So that's fun. But April 13th.

01:20:58.140 --> 01:21:00.619
There we go. Sorry. I had to look that up. So

01:21:00.619 --> 01:21:03.060
April 13th is at the Roxy Theater, of course,

01:21:03.060 --> 01:21:06.460
in Denver, Colorado. So, you know, come check

01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:11.479
us out in Denver. And then, confirmed, I will

01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:15.680
be in Las Vegas, WrestleMania weekend. I will

01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:18.319
be in Vegas wrestling for Primos, which takes

01:21:18.319 --> 01:21:29.510
place on August. Not August. Sorry. April. April

01:21:29.510 --> 01:21:32.710
18th. So April 18th is Friday. Do us a favor.

01:21:33.270 --> 01:21:35.270
When you're in Las Vegas, see if you can pull

01:21:35.270 --> 01:21:37.930
a press pass out of your ass and get into WrestleMania.

01:21:39.949 --> 01:21:41.649
We'll send you an official Per Sessions one.

01:21:43.229 --> 01:21:44.970
It's not real, but we got a fucking channel on

01:21:44.970 --> 01:21:47.850
YouTube. Go check it out. April 18th, we are

01:21:47.850 --> 01:21:50.210
at the Container Park in downtown Las Vegas.

01:21:50.329 --> 01:21:54.210
I will be there the 10th. So I will be there

01:21:54.210 --> 01:21:56.369
Thursday night, actually. So I can't take any

01:21:56.369 --> 01:21:58.350
bookings Thursday night. But I will be there

01:21:58.350 --> 01:22:01.949
all day on the 11th. I will be there on the 18th.

01:22:01.949 --> 01:22:03.729
Sorry. I will be there all day on the 18th, all

01:22:03.729 --> 01:22:06.029
day on the 19th. And then I will be leaving Sunday

01:22:06.029 --> 01:22:08.829
morning. So I will be there for two days, Friday

01:22:08.829 --> 01:22:11.789
and Saturday, if you have a spot and you're looking

01:22:11.789 --> 01:22:15.659
for a professional talent. Hit me up, LeviSpade2

01:22:15.659 --> 01:22:19.279
at gmail .com to book me or hit me up on Instagram,

01:22:19.380 --> 01:22:21.199
Facebook, all those things. I'll answer there

01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:25.039
too. But I will be in Vegas for two days and

01:22:25.039 --> 01:22:26.979
I am looking to try and get some more bookings

01:22:26.979 --> 01:22:28.760
and hopefully wrestle in a whole bunch of places

01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:31.920
down there. So yeah, that's the coolest thing

01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:34.060
I've got going on because I've wrestled for two

01:22:34.060 --> 01:22:37.060
years and never gotten booked down in Vegas since

01:22:37.060 --> 01:22:38.819
everybody started running Vegas on WrestleMania

01:22:38.819 --> 01:22:41.539
weekend. Are you flying or driving? I will be

01:22:41.539 --> 01:22:44.340
flying. Nice. I will be flying. Oh, I will be

01:22:44.340 --> 01:22:46.119
flying to Vegas. And then I have a ride up to

01:22:46.119 --> 01:22:49.199
my hotel, which is right about a 10 minute walk,

01:22:49.279 --> 01:22:51.359
actually away from container park. So I'll be

01:22:51.359 --> 01:22:54.619
right in the area of downtown Las Vegas. So pretty

01:22:54.619 --> 01:22:56.060
much the fly us all out and we'll all work for

01:22:56.060 --> 01:22:58.180
him. That is the coolest thing I've got going

01:22:58.180 --> 01:23:01.220
on because I am super excited to, to be making

01:23:01.220 --> 01:23:03.500
plans to fly over to Vegas. And hopefully I can

01:23:03.500 --> 01:23:05.720
get at least one more booking. If not, maybe

01:23:05.720 --> 01:23:09.500
two, maybe three more. So I will be in, if nothing

01:23:09.500 --> 01:23:11.460
else, I will be networking with a whole bunch

01:23:11.460 --> 01:23:12.840
of fucking people. I'm going to be the biggest

01:23:12.840 --> 01:23:15.000
pain in the ass out there. Cause I got new business

01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:16.880
cards coming in. I've got all my social medias

01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:18.380
on my link tree and everything. I'm about to

01:23:18.380 --> 01:23:20.300
be the biggest pain in the ass for fucking promoters

01:23:20.300 --> 01:23:22.399
out there. Cause I will be networking with so

01:23:22.399 --> 01:23:25.579
many people. So I gotta, speaking of, I gotta

01:23:25.579 --> 01:23:27.260
add the purse sessions to my link tree actually.

01:23:27.319 --> 01:23:29.239
Cause I want to have the purse sessions on my

01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:31.520
link tree. That's the coolest thing I got going

01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:34.199
on after three years. Hopefully the crowd will

01:23:34.199 --> 01:23:38.510
be good. Just like it was for Fenway. I'm kind

01:23:38.510 --> 01:23:43.170
of hoping this equals up to Fenway Park. Is it

01:23:43.170 --> 01:23:46.170
before WrestleMania or during WrestleMania? Our

01:23:46.170 --> 01:23:49.149
show is on the 18th, which is Friday. I don't

01:23:49.149 --> 01:23:50.869
know what is WrestleMania, Saturday and Sunday.

01:23:51.750 --> 01:23:56.729
Is it the Hall of Fame on Friday? To be fair,

01:23:56.850 --> 01:23:58.789
is there anyone you want to see go into the Hall

01:23:58.789 --> 01:24:02.409
of Fame this year? At the moment? I can't think

01:24:02.409 --> 01:24:05.109
of anybody. How is who not in the Hall of Fame

01:24:05.109 --> 01:24:10.329
yet? Who? true i was not in it yet didn't lex

01:24:10.329 --> 01:24:12.670
luger get announced yes okay i wouldn't mind

01:24:12.670 --> 01:24:16.810
seeing lex and cody walked in and gave him the

01:24:16.810 --> 01:24:20.569
stood up yeah he stood up yeah so walk to the

01:24:20.569 --> 01:24:23.970
thing that'd be amazing Anyway, sorry. I'm excited

01:24:23.970 --> 01:24:26.430
about it. I wanted this episode to be the big

01:24:26.430 --> 01:24:28.250
announcement because I haven't posted minus on

01:24:28.250 --> 01:24:30.409
my personal Facebook page. I haven't posted about

01:24:30.409 --> 01:24:31.930
the fact that I'm going to be in Vegas. So that

01:24:31.930 --> 01:24:34.390
is my official announcement that I will be in

01:24:34.390 --> 01:24:38.729
Vegas on Friday the 17th and Saturday the 18th

01:24:38.729 --> 01:24:40.130
because I leave Sunday morning so I can't take

01:24:40.130 --> 01:24:45.270
bookings for Sunday. Cool. JP, do your shit.

01:24:46.630 --> 01:24:49.710
You can follow me on all socials at JP O 'Reilly.

01:24:51.829 --> 01:24:55.609
YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, probably Pornhub,

01:24:55.609 --> 01:25:00.069
who knows? Friday. You know what? Friday is Ring

01:25:00.069 --> 01:25:04.829
Wars. I'm not scheduled. Yeah, oh, tonight is

01:25:04.829 --> 01:25:08.069
Ring Wars. I'm not booked for Ring Wars, but

01:25:08.069 --> 01:25:10.649
it is my hometown, so I might go, you know, spend

01:25:10.649 --> 01:25:13.430
an afternoon in my hometown, reminisce some old

01:25:13.430 --> 01:25:15.590
memories, and maybe come down and hang out at

01:25:15.590 --> 01:25:19.130
the show. Who knows what'll happen, but Saturday,

01:25:19.229 --> 01:25:24.829
tomorrow, it'll be... Me taking on, yeah, the

01:25:24.829 --> 01:25:26.770
main premier wrestler, it'll be me taking on

01:25:26.770 --> 01:25:30.869
Johnny Primer once again for the hardcore title.

01:25:31.109 --> 01:25:34.090
And at this point, if this doesn't end at this

01:25:34.090 --> 01:25:39.770
point, I may commit a felony. I don't know. So

01:25:39.770 --> 01:25:42.109
this is not the last, sorry to God, something

01:25:42.109 --> 01:25:46.390
will end up happening. Real quick, speaking of

01:25:46.390 --> 01:25:52.060
MPW, if you got an open spot, I got... I got

01:25:52.060 --> 01:25:54.420
nothing going on. You're going to fly all the

01:25:54.420 --> 01:25:58.159
way back up here? You want to pay you? I got

01:25:58.159 --> 01:26:00.380
nothing going on. Well, there was a recent cancellation

01:26:00.380 --> 01:26:04.079
announcement. I know. I commented. I commented

01:26:04.079 --> 01:26:07.500
on it. I know. I pay attention. Do you really

01:26:07.500 --> 01:26:09.479
want to get in the ring with Pipes and Ace? Do

01:26:09.479 --> 01:26:14.319
you really think you're... I pay attention. I

01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:19.939
pay attention. The combined weight of both of

01:26:19.939 --> 01:26:21.779
them is not even the equivalent of, like, five

01:26:21.779 --> 01:26:26.260
of you. He's, like, doing the math. Like, wait

01:26:26.260 --> 01:26:29.680
a minute. Ace is a little over 300. Pipes is

01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:35.899
260. Ace is getting small. Pipes is what? I want

01:26:35.899 --> 01:26:38.720
to say Pipes is, like, 242, 250, somewhere around

01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:40.859
there. Pure muscle. But it's pure muscle, yeah.

01:26:42.539 --> 01:26:44.579
I'm not saying he's fat boy at all. No, no, no,

01:26:44.579 --> 01:26:48.579
no. He's jacked. Yeah, he's fucking ripped. He's

01:26:48.579 --> 01:26:49.960
a bouncer. I wouldn't want to fuck with that

01:26:49.960 --> 01:26:53.819
either. Next Saturday, not this Saturday, but

01:26:53.819 --> 01:26:56.659
next Saturday, 22nd, I'll be main event wrestling.

01:26:58.300 --> 01:27:03.039
Coming to hang out. I know there's some camaraderie

01:27:03.039 --> 01:27:06.640
and something afoot that'll happen. I know I'm

01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:13.359
part of the special enforcement for the... The

01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:16.220
owner, Mike Turner, and other special talent

01:27:16.220 --> 01:27:19.279
relations. So who knows what will happen? Four

01:27:19.279 --> 01:27:23.779
of me. Go fuck yourself. Four of me. All right.

01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:27.039
So you done, JP? Yeah. All right. So you can

01:27:27.039 --> 01:27:29.500
find me on all social media at D -O -T -D -N

01:27:29.500 --> 01:27:32.380
-I -X. That's D -O -T -D -N -I -X. Levi, you

01:27:32.380 --> 01:27:34.020
can leave if you want to, by the way. And yes,

01:27:34.060 --> 01:27:36.619
Levi, you can jet if you need to, bro. Oh, BrainBusterTees

01:27:36.619 --> 01:27:38.220
.com slash Levi Spade. I got new merch coming.

01:27:38.780 --> 01:27:41.100
Okay, go buy his shit. Go buy our shit, too.

01:27:41.260 --> 01:27:45.180
I'm gonna have keychains coming soon. Cool. Cool.

01:27:46.140 --> 01:27:53.539
Fuck yeah! Censored! Censored! Censored! Anyway,

01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:56.199
yeah, I hate all of you. Go fuck yourself. We'll

01:27:56.199 --> 01:27:57.899
see you guys next time. You love us. Fuck off.

01:27:59.380 --> 01:28:01.579
Ah, fuck off! Stop making me jump through all

01:28:01.579 --> 01:28:05.090
these hoops to leave this goddamn bullshit. All

01:28:05.090 --> 01:28:07.770
right. You can find me on all social media sites

01:28:07.770 --> 01:28:10.850
at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. Please don't spell it

01:28:10.850 --> 01:28:13.850
K -N -I -C -K -S. I'm not a basketball team.

01:28:15.710 --> 01:28:18.069
So this weekend you can find me. I will be at

01:28:18.069 --> 01:28:20.409
Ring Wars also or tonight at Ring Wars. I'll

01:28:20.409 --> 01:28:23.890
be there hanging out. I will be doing Eric Johnson

01:28:23.890 --> 01:28:26.130
asked if I could come do music since I'm actually

01:28:26.130 --> 01:28:29.149
pretty good at that. you become a jack -of -all

01:28:29.149 --> 01:28:30.909
-trades in wrestling. So, yes, I will be doing

01:28:30.909 --> 01:28:32.229
music tonight and just kind of hanging out, doing

01:28:32.229 --> 01:28:35.449
kind of just chilling and chilling like a villain.

01:28:35.890 --> 01:28:40.229
Tomorrow night at MPW, it'll be me and this homeboy

01:28:40.229 --> 01:28:43.789
over here to my immediate that way. Taking on

01:28:43.789 --> 01:28:47.350
The Pathway. Of course, it is Chodeboy and Chodeboy

01:28:47.350 --> 01:28:52.159
2. And Samuel Matthews and Lee Miller. and the

01:28:52.159 --> 01:28:54.600
problem and that of course is adam ricker and

01:28:54.600 --> 01:28:57.500
jimmy limits i forgot it was a three -way yeah

01:28:57.500 --> 01:28:59.500
it's a three -way because we can't escape three

01:28:59.500 --> 01:29:03.000
ways apparently hate triple threat master of

01:29:03.000 --> 01:29:04.880
the three ways we're mastering the three ways

01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:07.600
thankfully with two heels instead of two baby

01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:09.920
faces which makes it a lot makes it a lot harder

01:29:09.920 --> 01:29:14.600
yeah so no a lot easier um Two heels are a lot

01:29:14.600 --> 01:29:17.939
easier. Two baby faces. Next week, and of course

01:29:17.939 --> 01:29:20.380
on the 16th, I'm making my debut at Green Mountain

01:29:20.380 --> 01:29:23.079
Wrestling down in Vermont. I'll be teaming up

01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:25.539
with Blade Bandit because he asked me to come

01:29:25.539 --> 01:29:30.760
help him out. We're something. I don't even know

01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:34.899
what to call us, actually. The Seamales. We're

01:29:34.899 --> 01:29:36.960
not the Seamales. I'm going to kick you in the

01:29:36.960 --> 01:29:39.810
fucking dick. Yeah, exactly. We're going to be

01:29:39.810 --> 01:29:42.010
taking on the ultimate powers, which is mullet

01:29:42.010 --> 01:29:47.829
man and jobs. That's the names. I just work here,

01:29:47.850 --> 01:29:49.970
man. I just work here. I hope you're not dropping

01:29:49.970 --> 01:29:53.170
out of the jobs. Whatever happens, bro. Whatever

01:29:53.170 --> 01:29:56.829
happens. And, of course, weekend after that,

01:29:56.949 --> 01:29:58.729
I lost my calendar because I hit nine different

01:29:58.729 --> 01:30:01.930
buttons, is, of course, MEW down in Franklin,

01:30:02.050 --> 01:30:05.050
Mass. Mass, Maine. I know I said Mass, Maine.

01:30:05.289 --> 01:30:06.890
Franklin, Maine, about 15 minutes from my house.

01:30:06.949 --> 01:30:09.850
I love going to that venue. And I will be taking

01:30:09.850 --> 01:30:13.550
on, well, I got a little bit of a challenge.

01:30:13.590 --> 01:30:15.149
If anyone watched Bell to Bell Promotions this

01:30:15.149 --> 01:30:19.899
week. Mike James, the owner of MEW, told Stormy

01:30:19.899 --> 01:30:22.819
Savage that, unfortunately, Tristan Kyle is hurt,

01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:26.399
so he will be forfeiting his chance at the main

01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:29.520
state title. I believe that's what it's called.

01:30:30.100 --> 01:30:32.180
So now it's a three -way. It's Stormy Savage,

01:30:32.560 --> 01:30:36.180
The Cold Hard Truth, Johnny Pierce, and yours

01:30:36.180 --> 01:30:39.319
truly, The Nautical Nightmare. Don't fuck it

01:30:39.319 --> 01:30:43.840
up. Yeah, I know, right? I won't. Yeah, so we'll

01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:45.899
go ahead and... See if we can get that taken

01:30:45.899 --> 01:30:48.220
care of and bring home some gold. That'd be fricking

01:30:48.220 --> 01:30:53.020
sweet. Uh, and you can find all my t -shirts

01:30:53.020 --> 01:30:54.739
and all that fun stuff. Uh, pro wrestling teas

01:30:54.739 --> 01:30:58.319
.com slash D O T D Knicks. I am broke by my shit.

01:30:59.260 --> 01:31:01.079
The only place you can find the wild t -shirt.

01:31:01.260 --> 01:31:03.579
And I saw my, my, my favorite t -shirt and you

01:31:03.579 --> 01:31:06.020
probably saw the pin on Johnny, Johnny primer's

01:31:06.020 --> 01:31:09.739
vest. I love throwing one of those. This is the

01:31:09.739 --> 01:31:12.100
Hartford Whalers logo, which says Dylan Nix in

01:31:12.100 --> 01:31:14.279
it. Actually, that's my Hartford Whalers logo

01:31:14.279 --> 01:31:15.779
because they were my team when I was a kid. I'm

01:31:15.779 --> 01:31:17.880
a Bruins fan now, but I was a Whalers fan when

01:31:17.880 --> 01:31:22.520
I was a kid. So anyway, I'm done. Tyler Adams

01:31:22.520 --> 01:31:26.859
on X and Facebook. Big Cat Tyler Adams on Twitter,

01:31:27.079 --> 01:31:31.279
not Twitter, TikTok and Instagram. Per sessions

01:31:31.279 --> 01:31:34.439
on every platform you can find. Pro Wrestling

01:31:34.439 --> 01:31:38.670
Tees, also Tyler Adams. and uh i'll be at mpw

01:31:38.670 --> 01:31:42.609
and of course ring wars uh just hanging out a

01:31:42.609 --> 01:31:44.829
ring wars mpw we're trying to get those freaking

01:31:44.829 --> 01:31:47.289
belts back i got nothing else for the rest of

01:31:47.289 --> 01:31:51.409
the month but you forgot april 4th or 5th crown

01:31:51.409 --> 01:31:55.149
are you talking crown yeah uh hold on um the

01:31:55.149 --> 01:31:56.289
only reason i didn't say it's because i didn't

01:31:56.289 --> 01:31:59.119
go in april for anything Give me a second. That's

01:31:59.119 --> 01:32:01.239
the only one that's close. We were the first

01:32:01.239 --> 01:32:02.659
ones announced. We're going against the pathway.

01:32:02.659 --> 01:32:04.060
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're going against

01:32:04.060 --> 01:32:06.600
the pathway again. So Crown of Maine Wrestling

01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:10.699
in Van Buren, Maine is Saturday, April 5th. It'll

01:32:10.699 --> 01:32:14.220
be Big Cat and I taking on the pathway once again.

01:32:16.699 --> 01:32:18.659
I really want to beat up Wyatt, take that fucking

01:32:18.659 --> 01:32:24.420
belt from him. And yeah. Yeah. Other than that,

01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:27.260
you guys can catch us every live Friday, 9 p

01:32:27.260 --> 01:32:29.319
.m. Eastern Standard Time. Next week will be

01:32:29.319 --> 01:32:32.079
the last one. We have to pre -record again because

01:32:32.079 --> 01:32:34.520
everybody has shit to do again on Friday. And

01:32:34.520 --> 01:32:37.399
then we'll be back to normal. Hopefully, by the

01:32:37.399 --> 01:32:38.640
end of the month, I've got to communicate with

01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:40.560
somebody. But we might be getting, hopefully,

01:32:40.720 --> 01:32:46.779
a WWE legend on the first sessions. Don't tell

01:32:46.779 --> 01:32:50.159
me. The one that's keeping on asking to come

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on. I've got to talk to him about it. Which one?

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Former WWE Hall of Famer? Oh, the former. He's

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a former WWE Hall of Famer. Okay, former. Well,

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he did get stripped, unfortunately. He had pictures

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of Vince and Vincent like that. Other than that,

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I don't even know if that's true. Catch us live.

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