By the way, I still love that clip of Eric talking
about you want to spit on me? Why do you think
I added it to the intro? Welcome, welcome, welcome
to another episode of Per Session Wrestling Podcast.
I am your host, the main of main, Big Cat Tyler
Adams. Now before we start, I want to say this
is pre -recorded because everybody here has shit
to do on Friday. And it's kind of funny how when
we all have shit to do, we're all here. We're
never here altogether on Friday. Can I pull back
the curtain for five seconds and say it's Tuesday,
we all got to work tomorrow, so yeah, we're all
here. Yeah. But we are live typically every Friday,
9 p .m. Eastern Standard Time on YouTube and
Twitch. When you cannot watch the live show,
we are on all audio platforms, Spotify, Apple
Podcasts, Pandora, and yeah. But however, you
can't catch the full show unless you watch it
live. 9 p .m. Eastern Standard Time on Friday.
I am butchering this intro. Holy crap. This is
the worst that it's been. But I am here with
the nautical nightmare Dylan Nix, my tag team
partner over the wild. And we have Mr. Wade.
What is going on? I think Cap forgot how to podcast.
I'm not touching it. All the cocaine all of a
sudden. All the cocaine. I will say hello before
the screen blows up again or the Martians attack
or the White Walkers come down from the north
or something. I don't know. We got the Soul of
Submission style, or is it that no longer thing?
It's still a thing. Okay. The Soul of Submission
style, the Emerald Striker, Mr. Spade. Stop grumbling.
And then, of course, we got the hardcore movie.
No, he was talking to me for a second. I was
like, I didn't fucking say anything. The saddest
dog looked like it just... Holy fuck. It's like,
why don't you fucking touch me? Jesus Christ.
Why don't you love me? Why don't you give me
dessert? I gave you dessert. Why don't you put
peanut butter in places I don't want? Yeah, what
you do in your own personal life is not in my
business, brother. His dogs are pretty large.
He does have two pretty big dogs. He does. No,
Jasper got some for dessert tonight. I had vanilla
ice cream with an apricot dump cake. And he got
a little bit of that. That actually sounds pretty
good. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. Oh, shit.
So typically on these pre -recorded, we kind
of just shoot the shit. We talk, whatever. I
don't have a lot of news stories. I actually
do have botches that I have. Can I talk about
one thing real quick that's been kind of killing
me since Elimination Chamber? What's that? And
I'm pretty sure, I don't know if you guys went
over it last week because I wasn't here. Um,
Travis Scott smacking the shit out of Cody. I'm
waiting for Cody to give him a freaking receipt.
Oh my God. That was bullshit, dude. I'm sorry.
I get wanting to have the celebrities in the
ring and like, I guess he's a, is he? Well, I
don't know. I've never heard any of one of the
songs. Yes. I showed my age. I'm sorry. But like,
dude. first of all, Cody's face down in the ring.
He can't tell if something's coming. He doesn't
know there's going to be a shot coming. And this
dude just slaps him upside the face, busts his
eardrum and gives him a black eye. Dude, I probably
wouldn't have been selling. I probably would
have jumped up and started throwing hands. Did
you see Bray's tweet about it? No. Not Bray,
Bully. Bully Ray. Oh, Bully Ray. Yeah, Bully's
like, motherfucker. I hope Cody gives you the
seat because if he doesn't... I hope we never
meet. I'm glad you brought that up because I
was literally going to talk about it. Did you
see Jay Uso's response to it? No. He went on
a podcast. I'm downloading the video right now.
It was so fucking funny, his response to it.
Because he starts off the bat. He starts off
the bat. It's like, dude, did no one teach him
how to work a fucking punch? Apparently not.
To be fair, Jay Uso's work punches are those
big slaps anyway. But I mean, seriously, at least
Jay knows how to pull and work his shit. Travis
Scott cracked as hard as he could Cody upside
the head. This is your world heavyweight champion.
No. Right here. Here we go. Watch Jey Uso's response.
He was on the podcast. Why Travis Scott hit Cody
like that in the face, bro? Somebody ain't telling
him how to work, slap me. Yo, man. He's probably
too damn lit. I don't know. Yo, could you...
Would you have been hot? If that's your segment,
would you have been hot or would you have been
like, hey, it's good business? How are you going
to slap me like that? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, hell
no. I mean, I would probably make that argument.
I probably would have went, pow, I probably would
have. Dude, they hit me like Seamus. They hit
me like Seamus. Wow. I love that it's a response
to just like his side, like, you mother fucker.
I'm sure all of us here in the podcast can say
that we've all been hit hard. But every time
I've been hit hard, I'm always looking at my
opponent. I'm usually working someone. I'll tell
you about Kangas here in a couple seconds. Seriously,
I get being a very snug, very hard worker. But
usually you see it coming. I can't imagine being
face down on the mat and all of a sudden having
a hand go across your ear and eye. I would have
got a... I don't know what I'd have done, honestly.
I say I would have got up and started throwing
hands, but I'm also a professional. I've been
like, well, this is a segment. I can't blow the
segment. I wonder if that was the response of
Cody. Cody took it in the cow. He's like, oh,
you're lucky this is an elimination chamber,
motherfucker. He's like, you're lucky it's fucking
live or I'd kill you right now. I just thought
it was taped. He would have beat the shit out
of him. They're kind of like, stop, stop, he's
already dead. It's like, all right, boys, that's
a wrap. Let's cut the tape. Let's bring it back
a little bit. All right, let's start over. Can
someone go get Travis out of the ring? Hey, she's
dead. Where's Vincent's lawyers? We need to cover
this up. Was Travis Scott the same guy who came
down with Jay originally? Yes. Since the first
Netflix show, it's been that dude. And he has
the hardcore title for some reason. Offended.
Because Triple H went to a Travis Scott concert
a couple months before the Netflix Raw premiere,
and he had literally gotten on stage with the
belt and was like, hey. this is a gift for you.
Do you want to come to the debut of Raw on Netflix?
And he was just like, yeah. And it was like,
and then he just carries the belt around. I'm
insulted. And he was told, they originally said,
unless they erased it from history, that he was
going to defend it on the first night of Netflix.
Yeah, he was supposed to. But again, they pulled.
pulled penta's debut off the they pulled a lot
of stuff off the netflix debut so that probably
was one of those things well the isn't the hardcore
championship the same as like the 24 -7 yeah
so i'm waiting for somebody to shoot on him and
take originally the hardcore belt was never intended
to be 24 -7 belt they it was intended to be a
hardcore belt and at some point they were like
well it turned into a comedy yeah it turned into
a comedy act yeah but with weapons so it's still
that factor of like everyone brought out a trash
can with cookie sheets and a chair and like still
did shit Did you guys see the rumor of what the
first night will be for the main event at WrestleMania?
No. So the rumor is because this is a trios of
Travis Scott, John Cena, and The Rock, Cody is
going to ask the help of a couple other individuals
that have problems with these guys. Stone Cold
Steve Austin has been cleared to wrestle. They
have enough money for him, is the real question.
Of course they do. And it's with The Rock. He's
always bitched about the ending of their last
match because he's like, I should have just fucking
stunnered Vince. It was the worst moment of my
career. I should have done something completely
different. So it wouldn't be a surprise if they
tried to add him in. And then they're talking
about, well, who would be the third musical guy
that... is like WWE related would be bad bunny.
That makes sense. Yeah. So they're thinking there
would be a tree. Hmm. And that way, um, Austin,
even though he said that he would like to like,
cause he's, he said before that he regretted
Kevin Owens match, not because it was a bad match,
but he's saying, I really wish I was more in
shape so I could go better for you. It was still
great. It wasn't really a match though. It was
like a segment. That's what he said. He's like,
I'd rather have an actual in -the -ring match
with you. It was still a great match. It was
still an amazing match, but he didn't do everything
that he wanted to do, even though he took a fucking
suplex on the freaking concrete. Anybody else
flinched on that, too? Oh, yeah. It's like, oh,
my God, why are you doing this? As someone who's
taking the two pucks on the concrete. How old
is he? He's in the 60s, isn't he? No, Austin,
he's late 50s, I believe. Late 50s? Oh, he's
a lot younger than I thought. So, yeah, that's
the rumor of the 60. Oh, I was right. I just
yelled at my Echo to answer that question. That's
okay. He was 59. What was he, 58? Yeah. At least
he looks good still. He's always working out.
Yeah, but we keep seeing rumors. I use air quotations
for rumors of Ric Flair wanting to come back
so John Cena won't beat him. And I'm like, you're
going to stroke out in the ring. You're going
to be like, woo! And your heart's going to explode.
He passed out three times in his last match.
He legit died. Yeah, no, he died, actually. Oh,
he died? They had to restart his heart. Are you
kidding me? I didn't hear that part. I heard
he passed out. I believe what happened is after
the match, he went out back and his heart stopped
for a second. Oh, my God. And they were like,
Rick, and it started back up. Didn't that happen
with Jerry the King Law? No, no, Jerry had a
heart attack. Oh, he had a heart attack. Dude,
you can hear it, too. I remember watching Raw
that night because I was watching that live.
Yeah, you can hear it. And I remember watching
it. michael cole like call the action like he
does just michael cole like you know king blah
blah because he was heel cold this time too it's
called the action call the action all of a sudden
you hear like and you're like yeah what the hell
just what was that and cole goes silent and i'm
just like what's going on did they lose maybe
they lost the mics because that that does happen
sometimes and all of a sudden the camera doesn't
shoot towards the desk at all they they turned
it around so they're shooting up the ramp the
entire time and i'm sitting there going like
Or hard cam, one of the two. So they're going
like, what is going on? And they come back from
commercial night and there's Cole and you can
tell he is white. White, white, white. Did you
ever hear the commentary on that on their end?
Yeah. He's yelling for the doctor. Yeah, he's
yelling for the doctor. He's yelling for Vince.
Yeah. That was rough. But the roughest one has
to be hearing Owen hitting the mat. Yeah. Yeah.
When he's yelling for Jimmy Cornettis to move
as he's falling. Yeah. I've never seen her. If
you watch, I don't know if you can see it on
their network, but on Tate, when they're playing
the promo for the match, you can hear him hit
the mat. Yeah. So they kept the audio on. they
probably don't notice it's there honestly they
didn't know yeah and they weren't expecting that
to happen so that's yeah um no i know what kills
me about that one and we're getting macabre here
for a second is it we all know how rings are
made and if a wind would have fell in the ring
itself and not on the ring but not on the turnbuckle
he probably would have survived he'd have been
hurt all right there's a good chance he would
have survived He would have broke both his legs,
definitely. If he would have landed more in the
center of the ring, maybe, but he hit the corner
as well. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. His chest
hit the turnbuckle. When he fell off that scaffold,
he landed in the ropes and all he did was break
an ankle. Somehow. Is that the one where freaking
New Jack was trying to kill him? Yes. That is
the craziest thing, also admitting to that. He's
like, yeah, I was trying to kill him. He was
trying to kill him. He was trying to kill him.
I was trying to kill his ass. I was trying to
kill his ass. I never pissed off New Jack, apparently.
And he landed like the same, almost the same
way, probably. Yeah. And he only broke an ankle.
It's sometimes just how you land, honestly. So.
Yeah, I don't. All right, let's off the death
subject. Yeah. I'm getting depressed. But like
I brought this up before the show. Five days
ago. Speaking of sad shit. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why don't you just start drinking? Where's the
tequila? It's a weekday. You can't fucking drink.
You've got to work tomorrow. I know. Hold on.
JP, I'm sorry. I honestly, I was actually debating
it myself, but I'm already stumbling, stumbling
as it is. I've had like no sleep today. I think
it's called, his name is Mysterious. Mysterious,
I can't remember, but I was, we were literally
talking about this before the show. He was performing
a Spanish fly with, I don't know who it was.
And they went and the top rope snapped and he
went. head first into the mat yeah no it's just
this is why we don't do the big boy thing who
was it i was watching he wasn't a big boy no
i mean i know i was watching chris bay i believe
it was yeah it was chris bay he's doing like
so what he was doing he was like he would run
it run to the corner jump to the bottom rope
do a back roll run to the corner jump to the
middle rope uh turn do a front roll Ran back
to the corner, jumped to the top rope. The minute
his feet hit the top rope, the rope went like
the entire D -ring that was welded to the post
rope. You can see it come off. He landed high,
but he landed right. You can see him just pop
up and be like, holy fuck. The ropes break sometimes,
kids. It's different from our rings because we
use cables. For those who don't know, in training
rings and indies, a lot of times you see everybody
using uh rings using cables it's just more of
a like a it's a safety thing because they're
being used like continuously i don't know if
limitless has ever had a like cable snap have
they no i know iwe has well yeah i wouldn't know
because they used it Constantly. The cables are
more for that scenario for when you're using
them for training and for the independents. You're
probably using the same ring constantly over
and over again so that it can withheld more abuse.
Unlike WWE rings or actually ropes. AEW, I assume,
are actually ropes and the same thing with TNA.
No, TNA is cable. Teenage cables as well. Yeah,
I remember you're seeing it was either Joe or
AJ talking about that once They said the six
-sided ring was the worst though because there's
no way to do anything normal in it So yeah, AJ
said they loved about being different, but he
said that was the those are the worst fucking
bumps You can take a rock. Yeah Let me see if
I can find that wrestler while we're talking
Lee mr. Spade you have any Any wisdom for us
today? Yeah, did you guys see that? I've got
it here. Did you guys see that Seth Rollins is
back to being Seth Rollins? No, I didn't. And
this is the actual WWE thing. I was just scrolling
stuff and saw it. It said freaking before, right?
Yeah. Seth freaking Rollins. Why did they change
that? Probably because it's fucking stupid. Or
that. Probably because it's been fucking stupid
since the beginning. I can see them changing
it too because him being more heel because the
whole freaking thing is kind of like Seth freaking
Rollins. But he's not a heel. He's not a heel.
He hates CM Punk. He's a baby face, but hates
CM Punk. He's not a heel. But then look at what
Roman did. And it's like, oh, and Dylan makes
a start now again. You just, never mind. I can't
say that. To pull the other groin. No, no. And
I will pull back the curtain because I don't
care. And honestly, it's what it is. I wrestled
this last weekend. And for, okay, let me do the
whole story real quick. So speaking of injuries.
A couple weeks ago, I faced Hazard in a singles
match. It was a fun little match. It wasn't anything
over the top. Nothing I haven't done before.
And I somehow, don't ask me how, because I stretched.
I somehow slightly pulled my groin muscle. And
I thought it was my hip at first. Couldn't figure
out what the hell was going on. So I'm like,
okay. It was sore for a week. And I'm like, okay.
I tweaked something. We all tweak shit. It's
wrestling. So I'm like, okay, okay. Well, hey,
it's Friday night. I'm going to go up to the
dojo. I've got to go get some reps in. So I go
to the dojo, and the drill we're doing is pretty
easy. It's arm drag, hip toss, body slam. We've
all done those. Levi, how many of those have
you done? It's an international. We've done those
a million fucking times, right? Yeah. I go, and
the kid gets me up for the body slam, and I don't
know if he wasn't confident to hold me or what
happened, but when he dropped me down, I kind
of came down like this. I kind of came down sideways
a bit, and I landed all on my left hip, which
is the side that was already hurt, and I felt
something go, and I just laid there, and two
of the guys that knew what was going on were
like, oh, shit, are you okay? Because they already
knew my hip was bothering me. I'm like, I think
I'm done for the night. it was one of those situations
like i tried to continue on i just i couldn't
probably wait on it so a week goes by and i go
and we wrestle at geno's this last weekend which
was fun um and i go to geno's and i'm in a tag
match kind of hidden in the tag match didn't
do a whole lot so i'm like cool all right doesn't
hurt all right so i go down to finally by the
end of my weekend i go down to nwwe north uh
new wrestling new world uh wrestling wrestling
extreme No, it's extreme. New World Wrestling
Extreme. There we go. I couldn't remember the
acronym. I apologize. It's NWWE. It was my first
time there. It was a fun time. I had a great
time. And I got to wrestle a guy named Kangas
the Tokyo Monster. I really hope I'm pronouncing
his name right. And he is, by the way, a former
NWA champion, former NWA North American champion,
and former NWA. There's another belt. I can't
remember the third one he has, but he's a triple
crown champion for NWA. And I was like, holy
shit. So I go into this match, and we're working,
working, working, and the finish is stupid easy.
The finish is hip toss, burrito, take some shots
in the corner, short arm clothesline. Right?
Cool. So in the heat, I'm going, I'm going, I'm
going. I pick him up for the body slam in the
heat, and I feel like a zipper go down my leg.
Same thigh I've been having issues with. I feel
this down my thigh. And I just went, oh, shit.
And instantly my brain went off. i completely
forgot the finish we were right there too for
the finish and i completely forgot it luckily
we're both professional enough where he's like
he's like gives me a big forearm he's like he
calls the spot to me again i'm like cool whips
me off nope still my brain still wouldn't register
because i was stupid like stupid worried and
then he's like okay hold still because he snapped
me gives me like a uh a shotgun drop kick and
piss me he's like sit down i was like i ain't
going anywhere the ref comes over he's like are
you okay he's like i can't move my leg at the
moment give me a second So I rolled out and went
to the back. And first thing, two things happened,
which is funny as shit. I had five or six people
come up to me and go, man, that was an awesome
match. And I was like, cool. Thank you. You know,
we fucked the finish, right? Second thing that
happened was he comes up to me. He's like, bro,
you fucked the finish. I was like, I know. I'm
so sorry. My leg went. He's like, what are you
talking about? I was like, I fucked the muscle
of my leg and I forgot the finish. He's like,
oh shit, are you okay? I was like, yeah. He's
like, all right. Well, you fucked the finish
and walked away. did you tell him prior to wrestling
that you had the grunt injury i didn't tell anyone
actually because it didn't feel bad i was like
okay i can work through it you gotta let your
i wrapped it i it was wrapped like i was like
i took the precautions i needed but man no everything
that i did in that match was simple it was strikes
it was it was heat stuff i was i was the heel
so i was heating that easy right i even did one
big suplex like i did a cyto i hit him with a
cool like nice side of suplex everyone popped
for that like the crowd popped for that one and
yeah just the body slam what it was like so when
i picked him up i had all the weight on my right
leg and then when i planted to drop him because
i was trying to drop him safely of course when
i planted that's what i felt everything go in
my life So I right now am dealing with a groin
injury, which is awesome. But I'll be okay someday.
I had discovered some unrelenting strength that
I didn't realize I had on Friday at Jano's. During
the heat of the tag match that I was in, it was
me and Ben versus Pathway. And at some point
during the heat, Lee had put me in a chokehold.
Lee sandbagged me. Lee put me in a chokehold
at one point, and we didn't call any of this
at all, but I started fighting back, and I was
starting to get up, and I was trying to tag Ben,
and he was too far away. I eventually just mustered
Lee onto my hips. While he's behind me, and I,
from on my knees and elbows, went to a standing
position with him on back, like backpack style,
with the mustard, all the strength. I thought
I was going to pee myself because I was like,
holy fuck, this is so much weight. And then I
just backed him into the corner, went for the
tag, and they cut me off. And I was like, I had
no call for that. love those moments when they're
just spontaneous and it was just like because
nothing looked it didn't look like we we messed
anything up it just was oh this is a moment i'm
going to do something and i i said i'm like cut
me off if you want and he never did so i look
back i was like all right here's the corner i
took the corner and then i sold on to my face
because i had like had no energy at that point
because i used it all to lift this badass that
reminds me when i caught monty when the sidewalk
so we could do the finish and like nobody's in
position and i'm like i'm like i'm holding him
like okay he's starting to get really heavy i
hope somebody comes really quickly he is money's
money's the thick boy no um at a moment like
that with um Calvin Strange. He jumped on my
back. It was our tag match for the titles. He's
a skinny dude. He is, but he jumped on my back,
and he's working, working, working, putting me
in a different kind of rom ring. I was like,
oh, you motherfucker. So I was like, wait, he
doesn't weigh that much. I can just stand up
with him on me. So I put my legs under. I got
kind of my knees. I started standing up, and
I hear him go, whoa, where are we going? Where
are we going? He's like, oh, wait. Then I hear
him go, front face lock. And he spun around and
dropped me back down to the front face lock.
I was like, that's bullshit. Oh, shit. So this
is the wrestler. Oh, God. Why do I see a lot
of Spanish there? Oh, I did see this. NSFW kids.
NSFW. yeah when the other when the other homeboy
slides in instantly you're like oh that's not
good i had a different angle on that that i was
gonna put originally on the botches and i'm like
i think that guy actually got hurt i'm not gonna
put that on there okay this is gonna sound really
bad and i know we've all worshiped in front of
like very small crowds for and done stupid shit
but i mean this is a stadium there's like 30
fucking five people there and they're all in
that top row up there Hopefully, there's more,
like, behind him. Yeah, I'm hoping hard pain
had, like, 3 ,000 people. Jesus. Cervical sprain
and fractured collarbone? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh,
okay, he didn't get paralyzed. That he suffered
paralysing. Thankfully, that was not the case.
So, cervical sprain, I mean, is your cervical,
your C3, C4, C5, which is right through here,
it's through your neck. He sprained... probably
sprained the spinal cord, which is what made
him paralyzed. That's why he probably thought
he was paralyzed and then realized that he wasn't
actually. And if someone's broken their collarbone,
that sucks. I have not, but I heard it's the
worst thing you can break. It is. It takes forever
to freaking heal, forever to feel right, and
if it doesn't heal right, you're off for like
ever. My left arm is literally half an inch shorter
than my right arm. That, the collarbone and the
rib. the ribs i heard is the worst thing to break
because you can never heal anything they never
heal and you fucking there's nothing to do but
wrap them oh yeah oh yeah so my leg injury is
like we're looking it up today and sam's like
oh hey you realize you're supposed to stay off
that for three three to six months i was like
i ain't got that time it's like what happened
my wife uh i don't know if i explained it uh
on podcast last week no because it didn't happen
last it didn't happen because yes tuesday uh
she fell baby's okay first off that was one worry
that um she fell and uh possibly either slightly
torn or sprained her knee jesus christ because
she is pregnant if it was torn she can't do anything
about it until the baby is born yeah no yep so
she's thankfully taken lightly or it was we also
might've thought that maybe it was slightly dislocated.
Cause remember the story I told you about my
thumb after the street fight, driving home and
it popped and it felt better. Yeah. When I put
a brace on her knee and mid putting on the brace,
it just, you just hear pop and she went, ha.
And I'm like, Oh, I stopped for a second. Like,
Oh, she goes, Oh, not gonna lie. I actually feel
kind of better. Like, yeah, it probably was honestly
her kneecap probably slightly dislocated. We
put the brace on for the click. Yeah. she's she's
able to walk on it and stuff now she's still
here in unit but first thursday that happened
thursday she could not walk she's she went out
walked on it all day and she was in agonizing
pain and then friday saturday she was basically
in bed all day and then sunday she was able to
walk a little bit today she's walking around
but yeah it's just and that was our broken leg
she broke the same way you broke the leg We fucked
it up the same way. She just hates that leg.
We just cut it off at this point. Just a shitty
little fuck leg. Levi, is that a Christmas TARDIS
or is it like gets spray paint on it? I've been
looking at that. Huh? Your TARDIS, is it like
a Christmas TARDIS or does it get spray paint
on it? It's the... Don't drop it. Just in fucko
form. Etrigan. It's... Gone the form of man.
Oh, cool. It's the stuff that I can't think of
his name at the moment. It's the way he paints.
No, no, no. The actual character's name that
actually does all the stuff. But it's in Funko
form, so it has where the Clara picture should
be is actually Funko Clara. That's cool. I just
could see the colors on it. It's like flowers
and shit. That's cool. Also, I'm never getting
this back up here. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There you
go. So, did you guys see the name of the NXT
event happening tonight? Yeah. Could you imagine?
That's the stupidest fucking thing. Of the stupidest
fucking thing. Did you see AEW? The two matches
in the cage? I was going to say, you got to be
a little more fucking specific. Speaking of stupid,
did you see AEW? You can stop there, and we're
like, yes. The William Osprey match and the Tony
Storm match. Did you see both of those? Was that
the one where they wrapped their hands in glass
and they had a type A death match? Because that's
freaking intelligent. Did you see the roll of
wrist tape that she came out with? It looked
like a toilet paper roll. Yeah. I don't remember
who tweeted about it, but they were like, yeah,
in the indies, this would cost you a fortune.
This was just a basic view of fuck you money.
Yeah. Sorry. Hers wasn't in the cage, but yeah,
it was very unnecessary. It looks sloppy to me.
It was just more of a, hey, let's just do this
because we want to be violent. My thing is, certain
matches require blood. Sammy and Kevin should
have had blood. Someone should have busted open.
Did you see the video of him dropping the blade?
No. Yeah. So that's why he never bled. There's
a video of Owen selling and you watch the blade
roll out onto the mat and that's why he never
bladed because he never picked it back up. Ah,
okay. He didn't want to pull John Moxley. He
was like, yeah, cut myself open in the middle
of the camera. When they did the barbed wire,
he never bled. Everyone was defending, like,
oh, they definitely used real barbed wire. I'm
like, if they did, he would have fucking bled
regardless of whether he bled or not. But, okay,
so I get where Tony and Maria Mae, is that who
that was? They've been having a blood feud. They're
mad at each other. You want to kick each other's
ass, that's fine. But, I mean, I watched, what
was it, Kickboxer that did the Taipei Deathmatch
at the end of the movie? Yeah, I've seen Sean
Colvin do it. Why do I care if two, like, 120
-pound girls do it? I'm starting to sound like
Cornette. But, no, seriously, I don't – I like
Toni Storm. Toni Storm's a freaking talented
wrestler. Yeah. Put her in there with Chris Statlander.
Put her in there with freaking Mercedes Monet.
Put her in there with all these girls in AEW
who can wrestle. And if you have to have a fight
sooner or later, that's fine. But that was extreme,
all right? And then, like – yeah the yeah will
and what's his not did the freaking shit off
the top of the cage trying to murder each other
which is all sorts of stuff off the top of the
cage the fucking punk didn't do that off the
game the uh aj uh aj's clash is that what it
um styles clash uh on the tax with his dick yeah
it was it was just like like i understand this
hardcore fans but When is it too much? Glass.
I'm sorry. There's a lot of shit I don't mind
in wrestling. I think glass, and I'm sorry, JP,
I'm including light tubes here. Anything with
glass in it, I think stupid. Glass gets in the
worst places, and it does the worst things. I
wouldn't mind if it's a finish. If a light tube
spot was a finish, that wouldn't bother me. That's
one thing, yeah. If the gimmick... The match
itself is presented around the light tubes. Then
that's a whole different topic. The girl I saw
that had the rake and there was rake light tubes.
That's a huge fan everywhere. I just watched
somebody took the fork board and raised it to
11. They put pizza cutters on it. i was gonna
say the 3d wouldn't hurt it be sliding off the
forkboard to go to the next thing that would
really fuck you up that is true like sliding
down the fucking bar yeah you slide you roll
off that would be when it really fucks you up
well it's like it's like it's like the bed of
nails trick right now the bed of nails tricks
everyone's like that that hurts so bad that i'm
like no it doesn't because you're laying flat
and distributing your weight You don't even gotta
say the bed of nails trick. It's the professional
wrestling trick. Exactly. There's a reason we
all stand up after falling from fucking 12 feet
up off a fucking suplex from a guy 6 '7". Yeah.
This was something that I had saw this weekend.
I thought it was kind of funny. It's just tax,
but it's on a cooler. Is that a Yeti cooler?
It's like a Yeti cooler. No, it's a styrofoam.
Okay. Are these motherfuckers dropping $500 to
do a spot? I'm going to kill them. Make it bigger.
Make it bigger. Make it bigger. Make it bigger.
Not bad. All elbow. I'd rather take that shit
out of my back than go all over the place and
do it. First of all, my God, go over flat for
a suplex. What are you doing? Yeah. All elbow.
Why does that sound like Johnny Torres calling
it? It's like Driffer with you and the fucking
Germans. Driffer would fucking rotate every single
time you give him a German. It's like, dude,
you're going to fuck yourself up. And he'd get
mad at me about it. He's like, don't throw Germans.
I was like, hello. Take a German. Learn how to
fucking wrestle. Yeah, take a German. Learn to
take one. Yeah. Everyone in this group has taken
a German from me. Have I ever made you worry?
Yeah, exactly. I was about to say, no, I haven't,
but never mind, I have. You have? Yeah, you dropped
me on a German. Actually, that was the show that
we did where I was injured. My hip was all fucked
up, and I was like, I'm not taking suplexes,
and you were like, German! But I do have the
flat back bump, that's why. Yeah, you landed
me. That was the thing. You threw it, but you
landed me high because I told you that I wasn't
thinking of the German unless you landed me high
on it. I wasn't landing on my fucking hip because
that was the show I could barely walk on. I have
just realized that you, Dylan, and Mr. Canada
are the only two people that have ever German
suplexed me ever. Like that, because I just,
I hated taking them when it came to a training
thing, like years and years and years ago. I
would take them from Ricky when he was his, he
used to, at one point, Ricky used to be really
fit. And it was like, it was like. flying through
the air. That's why I don't like taking spinebusters.
You take one spinebuster from Ace Romero at one
of his heaviest times, and you don't like spinebusters.
I took a centon from Ace when he was a big boy.
Training at one point, up at training at one
point, and he got in the ring, gave me a spinebuster,
and this was when he was pretty fucking heavy.
You learn to not like taking spinebusters after
that one. One. I don't like face bumps because
I never learned how to properly face bump until
I started training at the dojo. And even now,
even to this day, my brain still doesn't like
taking face bumps. I could take face bumps all
fucking day, but my brain still doesn't like
taking face bumps because I used to crack my
fucking nose against the mat every time I tried
face bumping because I never learned how to do
it properly. I'm the same way. I can take a face
bump. You'll see me in the Roxy ring. all the
time. And it's not entirely because I don't like
taking face bumps. It's more because the Roxy
ring is super small. So when somebody like gives
me a cutter or gives me something to the back
where I need to face bump nine times out of 10,
you'll see me bump to my knees, then flatten
out because I don't trust taking a face bump
in a ring that small and not either tripping
up my opponent or. fucking just falling out of
the ring like i've taken cutters in that i take
cutter cut a cutter in that ring and i literally
like i bumped my knees and then i scoot out of
the way and flatten out because the ring's just
too small that i'm like i don't want to flatten
out it's kind of the same way with uh one of
the rumbles when primer primer slid in the ring
was given out cutters i ran in to get the cutter
And I bumped my knees because we were too close
to the rope. So if I flattened out, I would have
clipped the bottom rope as I jumped up to flatten
out on it. So he gave me a cutter and I like
did that awkward like knee ass bump type thing.
Yeah. And then like got out of the way. And it
looks like shit. I relatively admit it looks
like shit. Nowadays, when I bump off, if I know
I'm going to take a cutter and I know I'm going
to bump my knees, I'll bump the fuck out of my
knees. I won't do the like ass bump, knee bump.
like fucking worm thing. But back then I was
still like uncomfortable and I knew we were too
close to the rope. So I did that fucking worm
things. I didn't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah.
That's the good thing about having a big belly.
Cause your belly hits before your face. That's
why I love taking those. But as I was saying,
I always fucking eat the fucking mat. I don't
know why. That's why I stopped in your face.
That's why I don't like that. I know I'm supposed
to turn my ass. That's exactly how I was. No,
I ate... No. You ate that for breakfast, lunch,
dinner? I told him to kick it and I told him
I was going to eat it because it wasn't going
to look like shit if I turned away from it. I
told him to give it to me and he fucking did.
I took a shoot DDT because they didn't... Lee
didn't know what they were doing at some point
during the heat. And I didn't know who was giving
it to me because at one point they were going
to do a double. Actually, no, it was actually
Samuel Matthews because they went to go do a
double. And then like, I'm looking down at the
mat, like just looking straight down and I hear
him go, come here. And I just, I can't see anything.
All of a sudden, I don't get a tap on the back,
nothing. I just go and just drive my fucking
head straight into the fucking mat. And there
was a red dot on my head. It had just gone away,
I think, recently. But for like three days, it
was just a red. I know we peel back the curtain
a little bit here and there. I'd like a clip
of JP saying Lee Miller didn't know what was
going on during the heat. During the heat. How
long has this fucker been a heel? I'm going to
rant for a second about this shit. I don't know
the story, so I'm glad we're going to tell it.
Here's the fucking thing. Look, I get getting
lost in a match. It happens. Sometimes you take
a shot wrong. Sometimes something gets tweaked.
Sometimes you're in the wrong position. Sometimes
weird shit fucking happens. But if you're the
heel and you're in the heat, fucking heat. It's
not hard. This was after the backpack thing,
too. Jesus Christ. Okay. You're still the heat,
right? Break the eyes. Fucking give him a forearm
shiver. Drop an elbow in the back of his neck.
Something. like i have a hold and they just didn't
know what to do at all between the entire duration
of the heat grab a hold where are we at brother
you know yeah something ah yeah all you just
like start choking me out dude i'm i'm guilty
and i've said i'm guilty of this too i'm guilty
of forgetting spots i just told you guys five
minutes ago i forget the end of my god damn match
at nw But we got there. That happens to me sometimes.
It's the worst because it happened at the MPW
show. You can see it where I told Lee, kick me.
I charge him. He didn't kick me. And I fucking
went into him. And I look at you and I'm like,
what are we doing? I don't know if I cut it out.
And the fans. Didn't really notice it. So when
we watch the little highlight. Of all the stuff
I did on Sunday. You guys will 100 % know. Exactly
where the spot is. Because it's so noticeable.
If you know what's going on. But like even the
owner said. He loved the match. And it wasn't
noticeable. That something got fucked up. Because
I worked right into something else. Because.
And ironically. When I wrestled this guy last
month. In singles. caught him kind of the same
way in a choke hold which is what i ended up
doing to fix the problem in this match so i just
he ran in and i didn't know what the fuck we
were doing because they jumped a spot so it threw
my brain off for half a second but he ran in
and i literally just like wrapped my arm around
him spun him around and put a choke on him and
i was like nope i just caught you in this choke
it looked totally natural Totally. That's, that's
the worst. It's like when my ADHD brain, when
we jump a spot, it's just like, I've been doing
it for so long that if we jump a spot, that's
fine. I'll go to the next spot. But I, the thing
was, is I was selling something. So my back was
turned. So they got a tag. I stood up on the
ropes expecting, cause I heard the tag, but I
stood up on the ropes expecting them both to
come get me. Cause it was supposed to be a double
team spot. And he I like stood up on the ropes
and turned around. And as I turned around, he
started running at me. And I was like, what the
fuck? So I just like I caught him. I spun him
around and put him a chokehold. And I was like,
OK, let's stop for a fucking second. And my brain
kicked in. I was like, well, can't do the double
team spot now. What's next? And we moved on to
the next thing. And I called it to him. Yes,
that's what you always got to do. It's like,
fuck. like okay well whatever it was just that
half a second where my brain was like why the
fuck is he running at me this is not where we're
supposed to be at that's that's it's me too because
it's just like it's like wait a minute this is
not what we're supposed to be doing it's like
okay let's just go to the next one but it's always
that two or three seconds that you're like dead
like dead eye like and especially when your back
is turned and you're in the tag i've been doing
tag for a long motherfucking time i did tag for
a long motherfucking time when i hear a tag and
i know it's supposed to be a double team spot
And you're climbing. You're selling against the
ropes. And you turn around expecting two people
to meet you. And instead you have one person
running at you. Really fucking throws off. What
the hell is the next spot? And I don't blame
him. Because they both forgot the spot. They
jumped in. And the spot that we were going to.
was supposed to be me up against the ropes and
him running into me. So he instinctively knew
we jumped a spot and just tried going to the
next one. But I, with my back turned and turning
around, expecting both of them and him just running
at me, my brain didn't register the next spot.
And I was like, nope, we're resetting for a second.
Cause I got to fucking stop. I mean, you both,
you both can attest to this where we've done
it. We've both, we've all, all three of us have
done it during tags where something gets missed.
And like, I've had cat do this more. He's like,
where are we going? We're not supposed to be
here yet. I'm like, fuck it. We're just going
to the next spot. Let's go. So many times it
was like, it's like, we're not supposed to be
here yet. He goes out, whatever. Next spot, whatever.
Next spot. And I'm like, no. If you're in a tag
match with me, and the problem I have is with
some people, I won't name names, but with some
people, they'll try to jump to that hope spot
so early on or that hot. I go, no. Lay the fucking
key in. I'll tell you when to fucking stop. You
can't come up with shit. You need to fucking
learn some more fucking heat shit. They're having
the ring wars, isn't it? That they jumped to
the hot tag? Probably. That's why we were 30
seconds off because they jumped to the hot tub.
No, Vaughn forgot. I'm not throwing anyone under
the bus. So what happened was it was supposed
to be... Okay, so Ray tags Vaughn in because
they're feuding. Also... Ray tags Vaughn in.
Vaughn comes in. He's supposed to hit me with...
What's up? Quick thing. Ray might have been concussed
in that match. I'm going to find out because
he forgot the whole fucking match. So kudos on
him. I don't know where it happened. All right.
But he kept on coming up to me and saying, was
that a good match? I'm like, dude, yeah. I was
like, what's the problem? He goes, because I
can't remember it. I lost my bonus, but it's
fine. Okay. No, no, no. So yeah, so basically
what was supposed to happen is Vaughn was supposed
to go. Ray was tagging him in. Vaughn was supposed
to hit me with a senton and a leg drop. And then
get up and, like, sent on, like, a pin, right?
One, two, big kick. Ah, fuck you. And then he's
going to get up to go do something else, hit
the ropes. Ray was supposed to blind tag himself
back in and go, no, this is how we're going to
do it. And then it was going to go to the end
that we actually got to the end where we were
supposed to go. We just missed a 30 -second bit
in the middle. Overall, that was actually probably
one of our better matches. Overall, it wasn't
bad. It really wasn't. If literally we would
have hit that one section. yeah if we had hit
that one section we'd have been fine it'd have
been fine and i'm not like i said i'm not mad
anyone shit happens like i said we all forget
shit so the rope spot was gross yeah fucking
pulling me off for top rope yo um ray's kid hit
hit me with the flag was actually pretty cool
and i caught him later at the punch because i
told him i'm like if you're close to me and i
catch you i'm punching you He's like, you wouldn't.
I was like, yes, I will. And he got too close
to me, so I gave him just a good straight, like,
that's what I warned. That's what I warned the
guy that I let shine up on me in the tag match.
I told him, because I had him miss two of my
things, and I told him, I was like, if you don't
move, if you don't duck, I'm going to fucking
hit you. Because I know that you're going to
move, and if you don't, it's going to fucking
hurt. Because if I know you're going to move,
I swing it extra fucking hard. Yeah, because
you want to make it look good, of course. It's
the same thing at the end of the match. We had
a bunch of bullshit go on at the end of the match,
and I swung my spin kick at one of the guys.
I swung my spin kick, and he missed. He did the
Malachi Black thing where he missed it, and he
weaseled out. And I told him the same thing.
I was like, fucking make sure that you move.
Because if you don't... I'm going to take your
fucking head off because I swing it extra fucking
hard. I will knock you the fuck out. King has
said that to me too in our match. He's like,
because he was going to throw a line. I was ducking
it to him with a side. Oh, it's the spot I've
done. I've done that with pretty much everyone.
And he's like, I'm going to, I'm going to throw
it. I'm like, you fucking better. Like, if I
don't duck, that's my fault. I swing all my shit.
Like, I'm a thug, but if I know I'm missing it,
I swing it like I'm shoot fucking kicking. Ask
Lee Miller of the Skowhegan State Fair when I
told him to duck the line and he didn't duck
the line. Yeah, clocked him. Going back to Geno's,
I had Samuel in the corner. Granted, this is
after our shine. Me and Ben, like, we goofed.
We like, we're the biggest goofy. Because Gino's.
And usually when I'm doing Gino shows, I started
tense and I'm hitting a thousand miles an hour.
Like, so I've been so goofy for the first, like
30 seconds. I'm just throwing feathers. All of
a sudden I hear, can you hit me harder, please?
And I was like, was that Samuel Matthews? That
was Sam. He told me about it later. He's like,
Oh fuck. Okay. Maybe 10 % less. die i did that
the poor doc heresy so it was the hot tag because
i was me and um jay kes we were tagging and i
had the hot tag i come in with the hot tag i'm
like forearm four just big forearms right like
i said i'm hurt so i'm i'm dying it but i hit
doc heresy with the first one and i i hit him
with the i pop one boom he's well he bumps out
here comes bobby ocean hit him boom here's doc
again second form right here Jesus Christ! I
caught him in the jaw is what happened. Can we
just talk about that as a match entirely? We're
talking about you and Hess wrestling Dr. Heresy
at Moppy Ocean. We were known as Land and Sea,
by the way. All you needed was air and Jesus
Christ. If Levi was there, he could have had
air, land, and sea. It would have been the forces.
Or the armed forces, bitch. Holy fuck. Two guys
that just know they wrestle. So you knew you
were going to have to fucking bullshit the whole
match. Here's the thing. Doc and Bobby were both
kind of like, we don't want to do a lot tonight.
I mean, he doesn't want to fucking bump for shit.
No, he didn't have to bump at all. He took like
two bumps the entire match. I took zero. You
took zero. I took zero. somebody only took one
i think bobby ocean took one no yeah they took
they bobby and heresy each took a one big bump
i know that because i hit him each of the rainmaker
so i hit them each of the big rainmaker boom
boom knocked him down and then bobby took a second
big bump from hess when i when we hit him with
the rocket launcher or the rpg right basically
i have the rope no no no no no we didn't want
to do the the splash because he's like they always
look like shit i'm like i got a better idea how
about i grab the back of your pants and back
your neck and i throw you like like and we make
it look like an rpg Like a shoulder -mounted
one. He's like, dude, that's great! So we called
it the RPG. Still from the top rope? No, no,
no. From the bottom rope. He picked him up and
he fucking threw the dude. I know, but I didn't
know if you did it off the mat or on the mat.
He was on the mat. No, he was on the mat. I just
kind of grabbed the back of his pants and threw
him. dad only took one bump in our tag match
and i think it was his own bump funny enough
out of all the that we did he did a double he
did a missile drop kick from the second and the
entire crowd was so deafening all you could hear
was him just chanting holy for a solid minute
i was like i was like why did they pop for that
so hard and they're like oh they're not used
to a middle -aged bald guy jumping out yeah i'm
like yeah i guess bobby And Hess got into a pose
-off in our match. Oh, God. For a good minute.
It was just them posing. And I look over, and
Randy's looking at me. He's like, do it. Go,
go. I was like, look at me compared to these
two motherfuckers. Should have pulled the straps,
bro, and should have just. Should have, yeah.
So I turned around and went, all right. So I
did a quick pose, and the crowd popped for me,
too. I was like, thank you. if you pull the straps
down though like during the now i'm gonna let
them enjoy the two you should have got in now
you should have got in shoved bobby ocean out
of the way i got this yeah pose now if i'm doing
the belly rub i'm gonna steal brian bayside's
gimmick Speaking of Gino's, I got one more quick
story to leave. I don't let you go. I apologize,
man. It's like five seconds. So I'm out there
for, for donkey's match and they get introduced
and I'm sitting there. I get my drink and donkeys
music. Casey posted on the rope. I looked up.
I was like, donkey. He looks down. I was like,
I love you. I hate your fucking song. Six months.
I heard that fucking thing. Six months. We are
wrestling fucking the pathway. Like, All the
fucking time. I'm starting to get sick of fucking
Dungeon Boy Bandit. It's okay, boys. Me and Dad
are the beautiful bald bastards. So if we can
continue this trend, there will be more tag teams.
I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. But the
problem is your babyfaces. Sometimes a babyface
and a babyface have a good competition. Babyface
versus babyface is fucking shit. It always is
fucking shit. What are you going to do with babyface
versus tweener? That was nice about Seawolves.
Even if we were face, we could be kind of tweeners
because we were heels other places. What do you
think this new gimmick is for? Because I got
sick of fucking being a babyface and still getting
booked against other fucking babyfaces and having
to try and still be a fucking babyface. So now,
I don't fucking like any of you bitches and I'll
fucking fight whoever I goddamn well please.
Easy warhorse. So now I can fucking fit into
whatever goddamn match you want me to fucking
fit into. And guess what? The best part is I'm
not fucking changing anything about my moveset
or any of the way I act, no matter which fucking
version I'm playing. Everybody's like, oh, you're
a heel now. You're a heel now. I'm like, no,
the fuck I'm not. I'm whatever the fuck the match
determines I need to be. I love that shit. Because
at NWBE, the booker looks at me and he's like,
so are you face to heel? I'm like, well, I've
been working faces like you're heel. I'm like,
oh. Okay, I'll be here tonight. See ya. The commentators
got all confused at the last match because I
was fighting with the guy who dragged me into
it, my tag partner. I was fighting with him the
whole fucking match because he dragged me into
business that I had no fucking involvement in.
I was fighting with him the whole fucking match.
Then at the end of the match, he was being a
fucking shitbag the entire match. Then he fucking...
popped the other dude and started fucking cheating
and I yanked him off the fucking guy he was cheating
on because I don't fucking do that shit. I don't
need to fucking cheat to win. He's a fucking
piece of shit. But anyway, so he was fucking
cheating and I pulled him off and the commentators
were like, oh, I don't fucking know what's going
on. Shouldn't he be happy? And I was like, no,
motherfucker, because I don't need to do that
shit. I'm a fucking professional. And then at
the end of the fucking match, he, well, A, he
hot started while I wasn't fucking paying attention.
So he fucking jumped them in the beginning of
the match, which pissed me off. Then he fucking
took my Euro spot, which you guys will see when
we watch the match, which pissed me off. Then
he fucking, at the end of the match, when his
ass didn't fucking kick out, and then he tried
blaming me, even though he was the fucking legal
one, but he tried blaming me. So he lost. He
fucking jumped the guys again and tried fucking
getting involved. And then tried beating the
shit out of one of the dudes. And I yanked him
off that dude and fucking whipped the dude off
so I could spin kick him because he's the same
fucking dude I knocked the head off at the last
show. And I don't fucking like him either. And
he's the one that opened his fat mouth and dragged
me into it. And then he fucking caught the dude,
picked him up and put him fucking spine busted
him while I was trying to hit him with a fucking
spin kick. So he got involved in my business
again. Then the other fucking dude came rushing
in and tried to get fucking involved. got fucking
picked up, caught into the dude's finish, and
then I tried fucking spin -kicking my tag partner,
and the fucking tag partner weaseled out and
fucked off like a little bitch, and the commentators
were like, I don't fucking know what's going
on. And I was like, I'll tell you what the fuck's
going on. I don't fucking like anybody in this
match. I don't fucking want to be here. I got
dragged into business that I had no fucking involvement
in. If anybody saw my fucking promo, they'd know
that I didn't fucking want to be in that match.
I had no fucking involvement in that match. I
took care of my business with fucking with the
other fucking dude, but they had to bring my
fucking name up. So I walked in and I beat the
shit out of them. And the fucking weasel ran
out instead of just fucking eating my kick. And
he ran out and he thinks he's all fucking slick
and he's not. I feel like this is per sessions
therapy. Dude, it's... The problem... I don't
know what happened here. I can't tell you what's
going on. The problem is... The problem is...
My promo explained the entirety of the match.
The promo that I posted explained the entirety
of my situation in that match. Nobody fucking
saw it because it didn't get shared anywhere
because Primo's has a fucking – no, not Primo's.
The Bookers, Marlon Bishop, and Joe Vernola,
JV, they have a fucking problem with me because
I'm doing what the fuck I want to do. And they're
trying to hold me in this position. So the media
heads there, just like MMPW, cough, cough, cough,
want to ignore my existence. And not post any
of our promos. And not do any of, you know, not
share any of the promos. So nobody fucking understood
except the fans what my position was. So the
commentators made me look like a fucking moron.
You gotta love it. You gotta love it when that
shit happens. Alright, I'm back. Let's move on.
I got 40 minutes to go fucking drive. And I gotta
be home at a certain time. so get to the box
did you guys wait a second did you guys see the
ending of uh raw last night with cm punk and
seth yeah that was pretty that was pretty dope
ending i liked it yep um so seth hits the seth
hits um i'm not ready to grab beer that's it
um Seth hits Roman. Seth hits CM Punk with a
stomp. And then Roman fucking shows up and kicks
some ass. I was going to say, here comes the
copyright. I like how we make the joke about
it now. It's probably how it blew his knee out.
It's gotta be over. It's gotta be over. this
person like he's been waiting for the WWE this
motherfucker had this trick in his hands he's
in there like Alvarez's website like if you watch
the Netflix version cheering for like the longest
time ever before he gets into the grabs in there
because they did a close up on Seth The problem
is, you yank him out like that, he wins. He gets
to skip the cage first. If it was Punk, I'd be
like, motherfucker, why did you yank me out?
I wrestled one cage match in my life. Yeah, how
does that experience? Getting Seth over by just
dragging him out of the fucking cage. Yeah. Wait,
my experience wrestling my cage match? Terrible,
right? I got to do it. I'll say it that way.
I will say it that way. Listen, there's a lot
of things that I got to do that I wasn't proud
of. Dude, it's not... How do I say this nicely?
I don't want to bury anyone. Side note here,
we never see what Paul Heyman does prior to being
in the cage if you only watch the Netflix version.
It's like seeing him just pop up out of nowhere
is hilarious. It was kind of weird. Yeah, because
I know he just turns the camera just points at
us and you're like, why is Heyman in the cage
with Tonka? Oh, really? Cool. So, yeah. So, I
don't want to bury anyone because, really, it's
what it was. And I went out there. I had fun.
I did my thing. I took three bumps. Perry Von
Vicious joked to me. He said, you're not going
to take any bumps. And I was like, yeah, I'll
take a couple. And I took a couple. And, yeah,
there were certain things I wasn't going to take,
like donkeys dunking in the wind or whatever
that was. I was like, nope, I'm not taking that.
In the wind, you mean? No, thank you. I'm not
taking that shit. We're in the wind. yeah where
he whiffs it like completely off center i didn't
say i didn't say i didn't say nothing man i just
said i ain't taking that well there's there's
certain times yo there's very very few times
in my career i've been doing this for six years
now and there's been very few times in my career
where i'm like no i'm not taking that unless
i cannot take it physically you know most of
the time i'm just kind of like okay how do i
take that yeah i'll take it it's fine So there's
very few times I will say no, but I don't say
no a lot. And I remember recently I said no to
pipes at MEW pipes wanted to do his like over
the shoulder. I don't know if he does it as a
buckle bomb normally, but like he does like the
razor's edge, but it's from the fucking top rope.
And I'm like, I looked at him and I'm like, dude,
and this was after I'd wrestled Cruel the night
before. I was like, dude, I am so fucking sore
right now. I do not want to take that off the
top. And he's like, oh no, it's okay. We'll just,
we'll, I'll pick you up from the second and we'll
walk across the ring and I'll buckle bomb you.
I'm like, okay. During the entire rest of that
match, we really didn't call anything. So the
entire, and it's a three -way with him and Zayn.
so like they're partners it's just a two -on
-one and my my my hope spots or and or comebacks
just involved me repeatedly fucking slamming
them so i'm fucking gas by the time we get to
the comeback and all of a sudden i just hear
pipes go body slamming i'm like motherfucker
i have nothing left hey you want me to just pick
your ass up and drop you i'm glad it's easy for
you and then we did this whole shabbat with into
the corner and then he picks me up for it brings
me across and i'm looking over and i'm like i
can't fucking see where i'm going i hate taking
bumps where i can't see like what direction i'm
going and so as soon as he let go of me i immediately
fucking turned and looked down i'm like i ain't
dying on this fucking turnbuckle and i fucking
ate the turnbuckle and i fell and i just face
planted i was like dude that reminds me of taking
the perry go around perry von vicious he gets
you up there right and at this point i was heavy
man i was like 280 at that point he got me up
there started spinning and i'm like holy shit
and he like rotates three or four times and you
just eat you he's like you just spin you out
and you keep spinning and you're sitting here
floating you're like what am i gonna hit the
mat this is kind of nice wham oh fuck Then you
hear Perry laughing. Thanks, dude. Apparently,
that is his most second -watched clip on his
Instagram. Is yours? Yeah, it's in the background.
So we see Roman Reigns coming back into the cage,
fucking seeing Punk. I don't know what happened
with this, though. If you noticed, Spear, Punk
puts his hands up. He probably was protecting
his tricep. That's probably don't hit me in the
fucking arms. Yeah, because if he would have
kept them down, or if he would have put his arm
out like this, how he normally would, who knows?
He probably would have landed and fucking separated
again. He probably Austin bumped. Remember how
Austin, after he had the neck surgery, couldn't
bump out anymore? He had to kind of bump up like
this. And that's how Austin bumped. JD? Yeah.
He bumps up. I remember the Doja. They used to
say that to a couple of guys. Stop doing the
Austin bump, god damn it. Bump regular. Fucking
snap bump, bitches. I yell at people. I'm like,
put your foot down. I'm turning into dad. All
right. Let's get to the botches. I just do this
now. I'm like, dad does. Put your feet down.
Let's get to the botches because everybody's
ready to hit the hay. I'm ready to go get food,
motherfucker. I'm starving. Levi's Square is
behind us. Cutting all this shit. Thank you for
watching. We're coming right back, audio listeners.
Bye, audio listeners. This is my sexy voice.
We'll see you then here on WPPR New York. Really
quick before we really start this quick story
from NWWE this weekend. They set up a table in
the ring, but they didn't gimmick the table.
So one of the guys got the other one. Oh, I saw
a clip. Was it a Death Valley driver? I can't
remember exactly what it was. I don't remember
what the... But he tried to put him through the
table. The table went... Did not move at all.
Did not even bend. They came back out. The guy's
got a bloody nose. He's concussed. Yeah. And
I'm like, what happened? He's like, the table
didn't break. I was like, did anyone gimmick
the fucking thing? They brought it out back and
saw the freaking metal ring on it. I was like,
what the hell, guys? God. My gosh. Chad Epic's
just like... amateurs bro it was a fun show to
work though i mean i would love to go back i'm
not dissing anyone down there i'm just saying
like you still got my fucking ring jacket somebody's
gotta bring my ring jacket oh i forgot to ask
i'm sorry man Dude, by the time we got out there,
it was like... He messaged me and said that Trooper
forgot it at his house, and I was like, it's
been in the ring truck since fucking November.
My fucking ring jacket is in Rhode Island, just
stuck in a fucking ring trailer. It'll be in
Massachusetts next time. So you can only catch
the live per session show, the full live per
session show, every Friday, 9pm Eastern Standard
Time. Shouldn't you have said this before you
played the stinger? You think I should have,
but fuck it. I'm saying it now. For people who
can only see it, not hear it. What about Helen
Keller, huh? What are we going to do for Helen
Keller? What the fuck do we do about Helen? Don't
even get me started on that fake bitch. Are you
one of these guys that thinks Stevie Wonder's
not blind? No, I think Stevie Wonder's blind.
I think Helen Keller was either faking it or
absolutely no fucking clue. You think Elvis is
still alive too? Nah, dude, she wasn't faking.
She had meningitis as a kid and actually got
struck deaf and blind. Her brain's still perfectly
fine. She had the exact same political views
and shit like that as the person who was fucking
taking care of her. How? That was probably just
ingrained because that shit happens. I guess
so. No, I think it's fucking bullshit. They made
millions of dollars on that fucking shit. Oh,
yeah. Don't get me wrong. She's the only one
in literally in history. Why the fuck did we
play the botches if we weren't going to watch
them? Why the fuck are you talking about Helen
Keller? Let's watch my fucking match so I can
go get food. Oh, fuck cameras. Wow. I'm going
to bleed. I'm going to bleed. I'm going to bleed.
I don't know what she was on that or the one
where like legit fucking you just see watch Hogan
go fucking look on live. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Hold on. So I've heard through the grapevine.
other podcasts that AEW doesn't like to do production
meetings. That means that whatever they're doing,
they're just doing on the fucking fly. You know
how you fix mistakes? Like, I don't know, like
watching Chris Daniels punch himself in the side
to get blood production meetings. You go, okay,
Daniels needs this much time between the end
of this to this to actually go ahead and be able
to blade and blade safely and be able to do it
or have fucking don't even blade use makeup.
It's blood, but take five seconds and talk to
each other. It's like, geez, you know, it's like,
you go to, You go to Limitless, Randy will hand
you the rundown of the show, and then he'll hand
the production people a rundown of the shit they
need to know about. You get two production rundowns
with Limitless. It's Limitless. We are a very
big independent company, but we're still an independent
company. We're not run by a fucking millionaire
who owns the Jacksonville Jaguars, one of the
worst fucking teams in the world, by the way.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
So it's like, dude. Learn to produce TV. You've
got the goddamn money. You stole the guys from
the WDB. Hire Kevin Dunn. I would take the fucking
9 million cuts overseeing that type of stupid
shit. Please don't hire Kevin Dunn. I'm just
saying shit out loud right now. Please don't
hire Kevin Dunn. Please don't hire Kevin Dunn.
No, because what happens if you hire Kevin Dunn?
You know what's going to happen? I'm back, pal.
No chance in hell it's Vince Walks Out. He gets
more booze than Tessa Blanchard. Tessa's getting
some booze right now. He's a rapist. Oh my god.
Tessa's getting... What is Tessa getting right
now? She's a racist. She's a racist. And then
they started doing the Hulk Hogan, we coming
for you, like, whole bit. Tessa Blanchard, we
coming for you. Yeah, they started doing that
to Tessa as they were doing it with Booker. You
know TNA hired her back going, oh, no one remembers
this, and they hired her back, and they gave
her, like, a contract, and they're like, hey,
welcome back, and then she walked out, and they're
like, you're a racist, and TNA's like, fuck.
The only thing I have issue with is that that's
a lot of hearsay, but however, there's so many.
people coming out like yeah like no she's a piece
of shit two people two people coming out okay
that's maybe someone heard something someone
said something to someone else this is like 30
to 40 people yeah that's what i'm saying yeah
and they're like she's a fucking yeah like i
i hate when it's i hate when it's hearsay but
when there's so many people coming out there's
layers yeah no no like what are two people you
know but There's like 30 to 40 people and you're
just kind of like, okay, yeah, it's a thing,
isn't it? There's a reason he didn't go to the
WWE because they saw this shit and they went,
no. Levi wants to show us some highlights. That
looked like Blade Bandit. I was looking. I didn't
say it because I'm a moron. Did anybody else
see the announcer that fucking butchered the
name? Or said something. It was either butchered
or said something really bad. I can't remember
exactly what. I can't remember her actual name,
but she was Mia Kim in WWE. Oh, Meechan? Yeah.
She's still using Meechan. Did anybody see the
fucking clip of the announcer, though? Oh, my
God. I'm trying to find it. The only one I've
seen recently of the announcer, she went to go
announce and then somebody took two fucking trash
can lids and just fucking bonked her. Yo, can
I say, and this is gonna sound bad, but man,
don't ever miss Samantha Irwin. The new girl
that's on there tries, but she's not Samantha.
But she was doing it before Samantha left. Samantha's
better. What happened to the chick that came
back? I forgot her name. She's on SmackDown?
Uh, PLEs. You know who to get? Michael Buffer.
Let's do it like WCW did. Every PLE, Michael
Buffer. Seriously. Every PLE, all we hear is,
let's get ready to rumble! And it sucks, too,
because Samantha was really good. She was really
fucking good. Even though I gave a shit about
fucking Cody, her getting emotional with Cody,
I'm like, what are you fucking talking about?
Yeah, because she admitted, too, in a podcast
that she wouldn't read the outcomes. Yeah. Obviously,
to get a raw reaction. I'm actually had photos.
Hold on. It was like the same reaction with her
husband got beaten by Logan Paul. Exactly. Are
you going to play your match there, Levi? Sorry.
I was really trying to find the botch that I
was thinking of. Look at him not kick out, and
then his ass tries to blame me. One, two, three.
Yeah, the ref was stupid slow on the count. He
should be quicker on that count. Greenleaf would
have been like, one, two, three. He kicked out
of three He kicked out of three bitch try to
blame me look at me grab the rope Look at my
ass grab the rope watch that freak out. His shoulders
are up at two and a half Kick the ref. It can't
be any worse than the guy from fucking Supernova.
I can't wait for our names to pop up on that.
Can't get mad at him because he's fucking...
I am waiting to. I kind of want to dip into the
podcast here and there and see if they talk shit
about us too. Wait, which one? Supernova. God,
I hope so. I don't care. I just want Adam to
pay me the 40 bucks he owes me. Open that fucking
can. Open it. Open that can. I fucking dare you.
I'm with Levi on this one. Let's do it. Y 'all
only do close to the camera. It's creeping me
out just a little bit. I'm sure we've explained
what happened. We already explained what happened.
I just think it's hilarious that we burn the
bridges of the better talent and we keep the
shittier talent because they're not going to
bitch and they can't get booked anywhere else.
That's why. Quick funny story. So Sam's watching
TikTok last night and she's like, starts laughing
her ass off. And I'm like, what the hell are
you laughing at? She's like, you remember that
guy that left the show? And I was like, yeah,
I'm not going to say any names. She's like, and
she just turned her phone. And I'm like, oh yeah,
yeah, okay, cool. I was like, yep, yep, yep.
I know he's on there, so. It's my 13th reason
why. Bro! Wow. I'd be polite over here. There's
the big ass sensor noise. There's the clip right
there. That is the second time she's done that,
JP. We need a first session sensor bar. That
is the second time she did that. I saw the first
time and I was like... I might need to re -watch
this before I post it. Yeah. I saw it the first
time. I didn't catch it. That second time was
very obvious. They're just shorts. They don't
look like shorts. I'm just saying. Walk in the
frame. No. Walk around. Your backside may or
may not have been in frame the last two times
you've been in the kitchen. Might have to put
a procession sensor bar over your boogie. Don't
move my fucking camera. You're so far to the
corner. JP, JP, I'm not kidding you. I'm not
kidding you. Remind me to fucking edit those.
Please remind me. We want to respect Hannah.
Please remind us. No, you're fine. No, your shorts
just look... shorter than they were in the last
one. No, it doesn't look like you're wearing
shorts. Yeah, it doesn't look like you're wearing
anything. That's why I said the shorts don't
look like shorts. I'm waiting for it to whip
around the camera and be like, motherfuckers.
Hey, that was me being nice. That was me pointing
something out to everybody before it got posted
for everybody to see on Friday. I'll be honest,
I didn't see it. I didn't catch it. going out.
It looks like you're wearing a t -shirt and nothing
else. Hold on. To be fair, isn't this all, are
we back on visual too, or is this just... No,
well, Friday, this goes live on Friday. We gotta
make sure we cut that part out. Okay, okay. Censor
bar over JP. Censor bar joke. Technical difficulties
comes up. JP makes the joke too. People are going
to be looking for fucking little white Easter
eggs. Is there a number six over there? I see
the demon things over there. It'll be the most
viewed clip. I don't think she wants that out
there. She literally just stood there and just
looked at me and went, I'm adding. If you want
to make some money off the video, this is pretty
much it. I don't want our camera to be taken
down. He got his wife. Yeah. This is how we get
banned off YouTube. Yeah, that's how you get
banned. Yeah, well, the next thing you know.
I don't want to go to Rumble. Rumble's not the
better place. No, we can go to Party .com. That'll
be a third party. That's like the whole party.
Actually, I was on Red Dog's podcast the other
day, and he's like, yeah, man, we're on Rumble.
I'm like, what the fuck is Rumble? They had to
explain to me what Rumble was, and I was like,
ew. Here's my problem with Rumble. This is my
biggest gripe with Rumble. It's not bad. I like
it that you can just basically do whatever you
want. The problem is the app is shit. shit right
the problem is you can do whatever you want well
no it's it's it's og 2006 youtube they still
censor the bad stuff yeah they just but you can
literally say and do whatever the fuck you want
yeah they talking about kid you can be i can
do whatever i want i want to kill koala we can
literally i've been debating on us trying it
out to watch pay -per -views on rumble that might
work um but um again i don't want to get banned
so yeah best content on rumble has to be the
child predators getting caught videos that people
are beating the shit out of them yes you can
beat the shit out of them because every time
they get posted on youtube all the big channels
during covid disappeared because covid fucking
striped them for their content so they all went
to fucking rumble and it's fucking just child
predators caught galore I've been debating on
posting on rumble, but it's just the app is fucking
garbage. The app is shit. I watch a video like
any of you. All right. Fuck out of here. So you
can get. Yeah, I go eat food. It's 9 o 'clock
and I need to go take a drive. It's late. Everyone
needs to get fucking going. I wanted to get off
here half an hour ago so I could watch episode
3 of Stargate because it's the freaking continuation
of season 2. I told my girl that I'd get off
by 7 at the latest to make sure that we get there
and back before we need to be home. So, you can
find me on all platforms at LeviSpade1. That's
Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok. You
can find me when I'm not Levi Spade at Tears
Gaming on Twitch, T -Y -R -S -G -A -M -M -I -N
-G. I play games over there. I actually just
today was streaming for about two and a half
hours. I am playing through Assassin's Creed
Syndicate. Then I will be playing through Assassin's
Creed 3 and then playing through Assassin's Creed
Black Flag to celebrate the drop of Assassin's
Creed Shadow because I love the Assassin's Creed
games. So if you want to come over, chill, say
hi. It is twitch .tv slash Tears Gaming. Of course,
you can find me on the Perth Sessions. which
you're watching right now or listening to right
now. So hello. You can find me at Primo Sport
Wrestling. You can find me at Primo Sport Wrestling.
I don't remember the dates. It is Marlon Bishop's
shopping block. I will say that. I've got some
fucking words for Marlon Bishop that I'll be
posting tomorrow. So if you're interested in
that, it should already be posted by the time
this comes out. So that's fun. But April 13th.
There we go. Sorry. I had to look that up. So
April 13th is at the Roxy Theater, of course,
in Denver, Colorado. So, you know, come check
us out in Denver. And then, confirmed, I will
be in Las Vegas, WrestleMania weekend. I will
be in Vegas wrestling for Primos, which takes
place on August. Not August. Sorry. April. April
18th. So April 18th is Friday. Do us a favor.
When you're in Las Vegas, see if you can pull
a press pass out of your ass and get into WrestleMania.
We'll send you an official Per Sessions one.
It's not real, but we got a fucking channel on
YouTube. Go check it out. April 18th, we are
at the Container Park in downtown Las Vegas.
I will be there the 10th. So I will be there
Thursday night, actually. So I can't take any
bookings Thursday night. But I will be there
all day on the 11th. I will be there on the 18th.
Sorry. I will be there all day on the 18th, all
day on the 19th. And then I will be leaving Sunday
morning. So I will be there for two days, Friday
and Saturday, if you have a spot and you're looking
for a professional talent. Hit me up, LeviSpade2
at gmail .com to book me or hit me up on Instagram,
Facebook, all those things. I'll answer there
too. But I will be in Vegas for two days and
I am looking to try and get some more bookings
and hopefully wrestle in a whole bunch of places
down there. So yeah, that's the coolest thing
I've got going on because I've wrestled for two
years and never gotten booked down in Vegas since
everybody started running Vegas on WrestleMania
weekend. Are you flying or driving? I will be
flying. Nice. I will be flying. Oh, I will be
flying to Vegas. And then I have a ride up to
my hotel, which is right about a 10 minute walk,
actually away from container park. So I'll be
right in the area of downtown Las Vegas. So pretty
much the fly us all out and we'll all work for
him. That is the coolest thing I've got going
on because I am super excited to, to be making
plans to fly over to Vegas. And hopefully I can
get at least one more booking. If not, maybe
two, maybe three more. So I will be in, if nothing
else, I will be networking with a whole bunch
of fucking people. I'm going to be the biggest
pain in the ass out there. Cause I got new business
cards coming in. I've got all my social medias
on my link tree and everything. I'm about to
be the biggest pain in the ass for fucking promoters
out there. Cause I will be networking with so
many people. So I gotta, speaking of, I gotta
add the purse sessions to my link tree actually.
Cause I want to have the purse sessions on my
link tree. That's the coolest thing I got going
on after three years. Hopefully the crowd will
be good. Just like it was for Fenway. I'm kind
of hoping this equals up to Fenway Park. Is it
before WrestleMania or during WrestleMania? Our
show is on the 18th, which is Friday. I don't
know what is WrestleMania, Saturday and Sunday.
Is it the Hall of Fame on Friday? To be fair,
is there anyone you want to see go into the Hall
of Fame this year? At the moment? I can't think
of anybody. How is who not in the Hall of Fame
yet? Who? true i was not in it yet didn't lex
luger get announced yes okay i wouldn't mind
seeing lex and cody walked in and gave him the
stood up yeah he stood up yeah so walk to the
thing that'd be amazing Anyway, sorry. I'm excited
about it. I wanted this episode to be the big
announcement because I haven't posted minus on
my personal Facebook page. I haven't posted about
the fact that I'm going to be in Vegas. So that
is my official announcement that I will be in
Vegas on Friday the 17th and Saturday the 18th
because I leave Sunday morning so I can't take
bookings for Sunday. Cool. JP, do your shit.
You can follow me on all socials at JP O 'Reilly.
YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, probably Pornhub,
who knows? Friday. You know what? Friday is Ring
Wars. I'm not scheduled. Yeah, oh, tonight is
Ring Wars. I'm not booked for Ring Wars, but
it is my hometown, so I might go, you know, spend
an afternoon in my hometown, reminisce some old
memories, and maybe come down and hang out at
the show. Who knows what'll happen, but Saturday,
tomorrow, it'll be... Me taking on, yeah, the
main premier wrestler, it'll be me taking on
Johnny Primer once again for the hardcore title.
And at this point, if this doesn't end at this
point, I may commit a felony. I don't know. So
this is not the last, sorry to God, something
will end up happening. Real quick, speaking of
MPW, if you got an open spot, I got... I got
nothing going on. You're going to fly all the
way back up here? You want to pay you? I got
nothing going on. Well, there was a recent cancellation
announcement. I know. I commented. I commented
on it. I know. I pay attention. Do you really
want to get in the ring with Pipes and Ace? Do
you really think you're... I pay attention. I
pay attention. The combined weight of both of
them is not even the equivalent of, like, five
of you. He's, like, doing the math. Like, wait
a minute. Ace is a little over 300. Pipes is
260. Ace is getting small. Pipes is what? I want
to say Pipes is, like, 242, 250, somewhere around
there. Pure muscle. But it's pure muscle, yeah.
I'm not saying he's fat boy at all. No, no, no,
no. He's jacked. Yeah, he's fucking ripped. He's
a bouncer. I wouldn't want to fuck with that
either. Next Saturday, not this Saturday, but
next Saturday, 22nd, I'll be main event wrestling.
Coming to hang out. I know there's some camaraderie
and something afoot that'll happen. I know I'm
part of the special enforcement for the... The
owner, Mike Turner, and other special talent
relations. So who knows what will happen? Four
of me. Go fuck yourself. Four of me. All right.
So you done, JP? Yeah. All right. So you can
find me on all social media at D -O -T -D -N
-I -X. That's D -O -T -D -N -I -X. Levi, you
can leave if you want to, by the way. And yes,
Levi, you can jet if you need to, bro. Oh, BrainBusterTees
.com slash Levi Spade. I got new merch coming.
Okay, go buy his shit. Go buy our shit, too.
I'm gonna have keychains coming soon. Cool. Cool.
Fuck yeah! Censored! Censored! Censored! Anyway,
yeah, I hate all of you. Go fuck yourself. We'll
see you guys next time. You love us. Fuck off.
Ah, fuck off! Stop making me jump through all
these hoops to leave this goddamn bullshit. All
right. You can find me on all social media sites
at D -O -T -D -N -I -X. Please don't spell it
K -N -I -C -K -S. I'm not a basketball team.
So this weekend you can find me. I will be at
Ring Wars also or tonight at Ring Wars. I'll
be there hanging out. I will be doing Eric Johnson
asked if I could come do music since I'm actually
pretty good at that. you become a jack -of -all
-trades in wrestling. So, yes, I will be doing
music tonight and just kind of hanging out, doing
kind of just chilling and chilling like a villain.
Tomorrow night at MPW, it'll be me and this homeboy
over here to my immediate that way. Taking on
The Pathway. Of course, it is Chodeboy and Chodeboy
2. And Samuel Matthews and Lee Miller. and the
problem and that of course is adam ricker and
jimmy limits i forgot it was a three -way yeah
it's a three -way because we can't escape three
ways apparently hate triple threat master of
the three ways we're mastering the three ways
thankfully with two heels instead of two baby
faces which makes it a lot makes it a lot harder
yeah so no a lot easier um Two heels are a lot
easier. Two baby faces. Next week, and of course
on the 16th, I'm making my debut at Green Mountain
Wrestling down in Vermont. I'll be teaming up
with Blade Bandit because he asked me to come
help him out. We're something. I don't even know
what to call us, actually. The Seamales. We're
not the Seamales. I'm going to kick you in the
fucking dick. Yeah, exactly. We're going to be
taking on the ultimate powers, which is mullet
man and jobs. That's the names. I just work here,
man. I just work here. I hope you're not dropping
out of the jobs. Whatever happens, bro. Whatever
happens. And, of course, weekend after that,
I lost my calendar because I hit nine different
buttons, is, of course, MEW down in Franklin,
Mass. Mass, Maine. I know I said Mass, Maine.
Franklin, Maine, about 15 minutes from my house.
I love going to that venue. And I will be taking
on, well, I got a little bit of a challenge.
If anyone watched Bell to Bell Promotions this
week. Mike James, the owner of MEW, told Stormy
Savage that, unfortunately, Tristan Kyle is hurt,
so he will be forfeiting his chance at the main
state title. I believe that's what it's called.
So now it's a three -way. It's Stormy Savage,
The Cold Hard Truth, Johnny Pierce, and yours
truly, The Nautical Nightmare. Don't fuck it
up. Yeah, I know, right? I won't. Yeah, so we'll
go ahead and... See if we can get that taken
care of and bring home some gold. That'd be fricking
sweet. Uh, and you can find all my t -shirts
and all that fun stuff. Uh, pro wrestling teas
.com slash D O T D Knicks. I am broke by my shit.
The only place you can find the wild t -shirt.
And I saw my, my, my favorite t -shirt and you
probably saw the pin on Johnny, Johnny primer's
vest. I love throwing one of those. This is the
Hartford Whalers logo, which says Dylan Nix in
it. Actually, that's my Hartford Whalers logo
because they were my team when I was a kid. I'm
a Bruins fan now, but I was a Whalers fan when
I was a kid. So anyway, I'm done. Tyler Adams
on X and Facebook. Big Cat Tyler Adams on Twitter,
not Twitter, TikTok and Instagram. Per sessions
on every platform you can find. Pro Wrestling
Tees, also Tyler Adams. and uh i'll be at mpw
and of course ring wars uh just hanging out a
ring wars mpw we're trying to get those freaking
belts back i got nothing else for the rest of
the month but you forgot april 4th or 5th crown
are you talking crown yeah uh hold on um the
only reason i didn't say it's because i didn't
go in april for anything Give me a second. That's
the only one that's close. We were the first
ones announced. We're going against the pathway.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're going against
the pathway again. So Crown of Maine Wrestling
in Van Buren, Maine is Saturday, April 5th. It'll
be Big Cat and I taking on the pathway once again.
I really want to beat up Wyatt, take that fucking
belt from him. And yeah. Yeah. Other than that,
you guys can catch us every live Friday, 9 p
.m. Eastern Standard Time. Next week will be
the last one. We have to pre -record again because
everybody has shit to do again on Friday. And
then we'll be back to normal. Hopefully, by the
end of the month, I've got to communicate with
somebody. But we might be getting, hopefully,
a WWE legend on the first sessions. Don't tell
me. The one that's keeping on asking to come
on. I've got to talk to him about it. Which one?
Former WWE Hall of Famer? Oh, the former. He's
a former WWE Hall of Famer. Okay, former. Well,
he did get stripped, unfortunately. He had pictures
of Vince and Vincent like that. Other than that,
I don't even know if that's true. Catch us live.
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a good one, guys. Bye. Kauai. Percession signing
off, but we ain't saying goodbye