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Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of First Sessions Wrestling Podcast.
I am your host, the main of main Big Cat Tyler Adams.
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I am with Mr. Spade.
Are you still the...
One day, one day you're gonna be able to cut that intro correctly.
I know, it's not gonna be today though.
Without fucking it up.
Yeah, it's not gonna be today.
Are you still the Soul of Submission style?
I am, I am the Emerald Striker, the Soul of Submission style.
I am Levi Spade here on this beautiful Tuesday.
Tuesday, yes, because this is a pre-recorded podcast because...
Yeah, I'm dating it, which I probably shouldn't but...
It's okay, it's, it's, everyone knows this is pre-recorded.
Basically the whole month of March is, will be pre-recorded
because everybody has a show on Friday.
So we're getting it in.
We've been discussing some details and maybe switching some stuff up with a podcast,
but we're still discussing that.
Shut up phone.
So this was just basically a...
Silent shit.
Well, I have to figure that out because even if it's on silent, the notifications still go through.
You probably have a separate thing for notifications, you moron.
Yeah, I probably have to figure that out.
But today we're just shooting the shit since it's a Friday show.
Don't care about, basically news because of a pre-record, we always go short
because can't do three hours on a weekday.
I got tomorrow off.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't, I have to get up early.
So look at you in your nice fancy suit.
What is this?
The mobster Levi's spade now.
Hey, you know what?
I never put my necklace back on over my tie.
Oops, it's fine.
My microphone blocks my tie anyway.
Okay.
I'm ignoring you.
What did you say?
I said this, what do we have now there?
Sorry, I don't listen to you.
Yeah, I know you don't.
You had a complete heel turn fucking what?
Last show.
What is it?
Is it really a heel turn when you stop and just realize that you've been playing a part
that you were never met for?
Is it really a heel turn when you stop and realize that you picked up loss after loss
after loss after loss because you were trying to be a fucking hero when that's not what
you were molded to be?
I was molded by some of the hardest hitting motherfuckers in the business.
Is it really a heel turn when I decide that I'm sick of the bullshit and I'm just going to
beat the ever loving piss out of everybody the same way that I used to back when I was
a Seawolf back when I was actually no, just a Seawolf because I ignore the,
I ignore the trio's name that we were given.
Of course you do.
But is it really a heel turn?
I mean, maybe not because you're acting the exact same way as before.
I think you're just jealous that you can't be as free as I am.
I don't like being a dick.
You have to conform to all these things.
You have to pretend like you're something you're not.
You know, what's funny is...
Okay Samuel Matthews, if you fucking fuck me.
What's funny is I kind of understand where Sam is coming from now that I have finally
embraced, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe I did cut a promo on Sam about
the fact that the Wolfheart, the Soul Submission Style, the me, the Levi's Spade never died.
I was just burying it, you know, months and months ago.
It just took me this long to bring it back to the surface.
You know, I didn't, oh, I didn't, trust me, I didn't hit my head because fuck Samuel Matthews.
I'll still beat the shit out of Samuel Matthews all the same.
Like there's no being safe.
The thing is, what a lot of people don't get is there's no safety from me.
I don't fucking care.
If I have a problem with you, you are in my crosshairs.
Heel, baby, fucking tweener, fucking...
I don't care if you're a goddamn referee.
You are in my crosshairs if I decide you're in my crosshairs.
So don't fuck me.
Big Cat.
Do we want to play?
Big Cat, the motherfucker that kicked me out of Let's Wrestle.
Big Cat.
That was fucking Dylan Nix there.
Big Cat.
I didn't fucking pin you.
Over a year of me not being in front of the Let's Wrestle crowd because Big Cat had to
stick his big ass nose in my business.
You kicked me in the face.
Oh, yes, I did.
And it's a big deal.
Yes, I did.
And it's a beautiful clip that I watch almost every day.
I watch it in slow motion.
You ever seen that bitch in slow motion watching your face ripple?
It's like when Gunther chops somebody.
You probably can.
I bet I can find it.
But I wasn't the one that fucking...
All I did was stand there and you kicked me in the face.
All I did was stand there.
I definitely didn't grab your leg while you were going for a double stomp.
That would have put Dylan Nix away.
Oh, I definitely didn't ram your face into the post after you got clotheslined off the
apron onto the solid floor.
Oh, I definitely didn't ram your face into the apron and then ram you into a post after
you hit the floor from six feet up.
Oh, I definitely didn't do that.
Fucking cat ear having ass.
I didn't do that.
I'm gonna watch out about...
Look at this fucking guy.
Bang.
There it is.
Bang.
I didn't do that.
That wasn't me.
Why don't we keep this clip rolling real quick?
If that wasn't me, I don't know what...
Oh, yeah.
I know it wasn't you.
Let's keep it rolling and see.
Let's see where this goes.
Oh, yeah.
Here it goes after I drop six feet in the air.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
You did bust my lip open too.
If I remember correctly, going towards the end of this, somebody had their focus on somebody
else in the match.
Yeah, you're a little pussy posse fucking manager.
What are you talking about?
A little pussy posse manager.
Hey, you hear that?
You hear that?
I know you've never heard that.
Oh, you did.
You also haven't heard?
Haven't heard this either.
No, don't worry.
I know that you've heard that a lot more than me.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Apparently not.
So you're bitching about, you know, loss after loss coming up.
I'm not going to lie.
You'll talk nobody talking about loss come in coming coming up Hebrew.
You don't want to talk.
I'm sorry.
I wasn't at a month ago that you were three title whole tag team champion or some shit.
Oh, yeah.
And is it and and that's right.
If I do remember correctly, fucking two of those titles were handed to you by who.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
The guy that's sitting right here dressed nicer than Ivor seen you dress in your entire life.
the title that you held that you handed to me and one that the fact that that
defending of that title so fuck you to the other one I didn't get to because
the company disappeared so yeah you know this this this promo right here what's
that it's it's us fucking you you do this every time we're on the podcast it's
us this is a picture of the last time the three of us were together oh I thought
see that's that's the fat ass that's the squidward and I'm I'm right here
getting engulfed by your two fucking gulls I have the cooler one which is oh
I've got that one too I've got that one on my fucking I've got that one on my
by what you call it desktop that's the word yeah I'm not gonna get this thing
to fucking stick back up here that's why I didn't take mine off the wall for that
reason yeah that's the only fucking picture that I have of the three of us
before I moved it is that is literally the last time the three of us were in
person together before I moved well excuse me it would uh would have been a
different story if you invited me over to your Thanksgiving dinner there fucker
well none of you would have driven down like fucking three-hour drive to see me
if we had had if we had had one extra day if we had one extra day I would have
fucking came out you live in Colorado I would fucking fly out here fly out here
in two weeks motherfucker I have the house you have money to fucking throw at
me buddy no do you think I have fucking money I have the house I have the house
completely to myself in two weeks because my my girl has to go fucking
five and a half hours away on a trip up north so you think if I had extra
fucking money I would fly my ass home for three fucking three out of the five
days that I'm gonna be home alone we did talk about that train the train ride we
could try that no you know we did talk about you guys getting me fucking no you
did talk about you guys getting me fucking booked back home but you know
you haven't fucking done tried to get me booked because you guys you guys know
I'll fucking outshine you as soon as I step into the state of Maine I'm sorry
last time I knew you couldn't fucking fly anywhere and as far as I know let's
wrestles not really let's wrestle anymore last time we talked with Eric
let's wrestle is is merging I don't know I didn't W I don't know I didn't watch
your fucking three hour long goddamn interview with her I wish you did it was
very it was very fun and like just to know about the old the old days the IWE
days and shit yeah I don't have three hours to fucking watch that I have
other shit to do well you wouldn't know how to watch if you're fucking on it I
didn't even see it I heard it no I think of our fucking friendship no no don't do
that no it's fine it landed on my couch it was uh yeah it sounds like MEW and
let's are basically merging now it's what hey MEW you've hit me up once
before maybe hit me up again considering what I'll fly myself out if he's showing
money for driving Jimmy and probably would not surprise me dude I a hundred
percent thought telling promoters that I will fly myself out to y'all's shows
would help with the whole not getting booked thing because even Randy Carver
Jr. said even mr. mr. Carver has said oh one of the biggest reasons why you have
so many problems getting booked is because people don't want to shill that
amount of out of money which I totally get because it's really expensive to
fly yeah well hey I'll put it out there once again promoter question promoters
question fucking book me and I will fly my loaders out yes I reach out to
promoters I reach out to promoters probably more than you do motherfucker
for Maine say hey say instead of on the podcast say hey I'm willing to fly out
if you're willing to book me yes I've told what fucks talk to Turner again
because I would not be surprised if he yeah talk to Turner again because I
would not be surprised if he would if he would do that yes no he's shilling
money for jiving Jimmy you don't think you know fly Levi's paid the fucking you
know why you know why none of them will fucking chill well you know why none of
them will book me because they know as soon as they book me and I step into
their fucking company they're gonna a have to book me multiple times and be
sorry that did you just see what I saw that really threw me off
it's really off to for that they know that as soon as they book me they're a
gonna have to book me multiple times because I'm gonna draw people and be
they're gonna have to book me multiple times because I'm gonna take whatever
damn title I want back to the state of Colorado so okay I mean there's a
there's a beautiful there's a beautiful little open weight title that I know of
that I would be more than happy to work in a little working relationship there
to take that nice little strap out here you know I'm looking for a nice little
replacement strap for the one behind me but you know all these promoters is too
big of a pussy to book me and you know get me out to their promotions because
they know that I'll do whatever the hell I want I'll beat the hell out of whoever
I want and I'll take whatever fuck a strap I damn well please run your mouth
like that but like sure we'll book you book you against ace Romero or or cruel
bring it motherfucker bring it motherfuckers how long do you think you
last with ace with ace but 15 minutes ace fucking ace fucking trained me
motherfucker ace trained me and he's in the best shape he's probably in the best
shape that's what I'm saying in the best shape in his life you think you can go 15
minutes damn right I could go 10 minutes with them damn right I go five without
am right I could go 15 minutes and I train with them too man me and that motherfucker me and that
motherfucker go 25 and we wouldn't do shit we wouldn't call shit we wouldn't
do shit I could go 25 with that motherfucker I love that guy that is my
fucking trainer dude out of every fucking trainer at every fucking trainer
at the dojo that is my fucking trainer that guy trained me for pretty much my
entire fucking time before he stopped coming up to the dojo I rode with that
motherfucker I drove him to the dojo I drove him home from the dojo that
motherfucker is that is my fucking trainer yeah I did the same thing I
well you did more days than I did but yeah I trained with ace too days where
you get ace and fucking amber was amazing I love those I love those fucking
trainee days but I was lucky enough like I said I was lucky enough for ace was in
my area so I used to drive with ace I rode with ace I used to drive him to and
from the dojo so I got well yeah you lived in the same fucking part of town
of course that's what I mean I got lucky enough where I was given that
opportunity that motherfucker is my trainer
oh wow look who decided to show up for the fucking podcast once first off hold
on give me a sec I'm gonna make sure you're not in my fucking house that's
pretty nice title we were just an old friend once we were just talking about
that we were just talking about that title I mean you visit an old friend
once dude he's ungrateful that's I know that's what I'm saying that's all it is
mr. Spade it's always a pleasure to see you yeah welcome it's been it's been a
little bit since being you've caught up oh life has been crazy but we're getting
to a place now where things are turning around I see that yeah that's that's a
goddamn closet somewhere I look mr. Adams I don't like what the fuck is that
mr. Adams bullshit I visited you isn't your name mr. added an old friend sorry
does it not yeah does it not say big hat Tyler Adams big cat Tyler Adams where
the fuck is next when I need him yes mr. Nicks is not coming because shut the
fuck up yes I see the titles that you'll be holding for at least another what
wins MPW again the 15 16th you'll be holding that for another week oh don't
worry there's already plans in place man I I'm not I'm not huge on those titles
I can't lie you know we were just talking about the open weight title now
that that title I get behind that nice little strap that Alan profit you know
made into a you know I'm made into a title but I don't know there's something
there's something about those tag titles that just don't they don't speak to me
all I'm saying is it feels good to be back yeah taking hiatus and starting shit
behind the scenes yeah welcome back in his defense he didn't really take a
hiatus thing because of his choice he kind of hiatus cuz you banned him from
showing up I didn't ban him I wasn't allowed to ban him that's right he just
couldn't see what you I do what I want exactly when I want and you can't stop
me and the fact that somebody fucking understands where I am the fact that you
think you're going to actually win those tag titles from us is laughable
laughable there's always a plan we'll see we'll see on on the six and there
you're you're also showing your ignorance by completely disregarding the
problem as well yeah do you know no no no no the actual tag team the problem
like I guarantee you I guarantee you you are so angry because I can see it in
your eyes and you're so locked in on getting your revenge that you're not
even contemplating the match and what is the match consists of well you see
there buddy yeah the problem is not a problem I can totally deal with them but
yeah my focus is on you mr. stab me in the back mr. hit me with a northern
larry at the last show which you know I took yeah yeah I I took care of the
neighborhood and you decided you know this perfect time to weasel yourself in
like you always do so that's the re didn't watch your back now see I
understand that you were alone but you really didn't need to like shut my whole
computer system down in order to get rid of me I'm just saying that you are not
even in the right mindset and you think you're gonna win tag team gold I don't
know what mindset you think I am I am in a devoted mindset to take care of you as
well as a problem I got Nick's on me we are we talked about this before you got
on here just before you decided you know show up for once we were champs me MPW
tag team champions MEW tag team champions as well as you know supernova
you know granted that doesn't really hold a lot of weight however we know how
to get shit done and be champions so come you know the 15th or 16th I can't
remember what fucking date it is it's one of those I think you're gonna have a
brutal awakening when you step in the ring with me or you're gonna you know be
a chicken shit and you know make sure you don't step in the ring with me but
we'll see you see there's always a plan hopefully you know in theory you could
just embrace what I was just talking to you about in the sense I don't I don't
like this Levi you could you could just embrace who we used to be the same way
that I am bracing I have finally on surface the I have on surface the true
person the true young wolf wolf heart whatever you want to call about it I am
embracing that and you know you could just become the big cat that you were
when you dropped Doug Weiser with that world's strongest slam and you would you
guys would get the job done that's so anything so here's the thing though and
here's the thing though is that not what I've wanted the whole time I've wanted
the monster see there's a problem with that that's the other thing that we were
just talking about see months ago I cut this promo on you on the podcast saying
you know I'd beat the shit out of you and try and and and as I just told big
cat that's not a lie I will still beat the living shit out of you because I
don't fucking like you but at the same time in that promo I was talking about
the fact that I am still the same Levi spade and it just it took me a couple
months to realize that I've been playing this fucking part I've been playing this
hero for these fans that don't appreciate it and then you know I've
been I've been having to lay down you know I've been I've been losing because I
wasn't embracing that sadistic murderous beat the shit out of whoever I want
side of me that I was back at the Seawolves so I don't like this new Levi
you know well okay but the thing is is that I'm straight up saying I will beat
the shit out of both of you equal I know that's okay like that's the that's the
best part is I'll beat the shit out of you both equally but mr. spade here
listen to the words of wisdom that were coming out of my mouth oh don't don't
fucking claim this is because of you I don't fucking claim this I am I'm not
saying it's because of me but what I'm saying is maybe just maybe something I
said I'm just saying you're what you're saying is the exact same thing that I've
been preaching about this entire length of this podcast all all of all this is
is simply me truly doing exactly what I said in that promo I cut months ago in
the sense of bringing back out the Levi spade who was trained by Ace Romero who
do was trained by JD Drake who was trained by all these seminars and these
people that I was trained by all this is is that Levi spade coming back to the
surface and me no longer playing the part of the arm racer and the hand
clapper and the high five so what you're saying is you removed your mask well
ironically yes and no I removed the mask but if if you pay attention to any of
the stuff I've been posting I also put the mask back on that's the funniest
thing for me it was time to remove the mask by putting the mask back on you
know that's all it was Wow huh you know I I can see trust me I can see Samuel
Matthews the creator I can see mr. Matthews the the influence that I have
even after I left with the masks that you now wear that that represent the
inner the inner self that you are reflecting on the outside the mask that
you had that you had made for you and your tag team partner I see my influence
still live on and ironically I hope Dylan Nixon big cat beat the ever-loving piss
out of you and your partner I hope they win their titles back but at the same
time I hope they do that by embracing exactly what I've embraced which is the
Seawolves which is the version of themselves that they used to be back
before they became the pussies back before they became the arm raisers and
the hand clappers and the high-fivers and I want I just simply want them to
see exactly what I saw that made me resurface the person that I am I want
the mask back on big cat I want the Dylan Nicks that dropped me in the
muscle buster before I left for the state of Colorado I want to see them
because that is when they can be successful I don't want that for the
same reason you want that I want that because I love them I want that because
that's how they're gonna be successful but going on see mr. Spade if we're
talking about that see I love them too I love everybody and I just want the best
version of them and as you said as I have been saying now for months all I
want is for the real big cat to come out which is the monster you don't want the
monster because once the monster comes out it's gonna have his eyes on you and
you're not gonna like that yeah all I've won you can only poke the bear so many
times there's Sammy Matthews before you get to get fucked up because then you
won't be able to recage it and Levi is talking and talking but he's muted for
whatever reason so we get a little one-on-one time here and you want to
fucking mute me is that I didn't do anything I don't even have admin
privileges anymore I wonder why you tried to take that from I set a record
at my last show I took out my opponent in under four minutes at my last show
and that is because I brought back out the person that I was I am trying to
tell you that I love you I do not love everybody in fact I hate everybody I am
not Samuel Matthews in his twisted ways in fact I hate everybody but I truly
love you and Dylan Nix and I think the two of you know that and I have seen
the path that being the hand raiser and the high-fiver and the the coming out to
whatever the hell your theme song is I have seen the path that that leads to and I'll tell you
it's loss after loss after loss and honestly with mr. Matthews here I think
we can we can prove that where what did he walk in holding he walked in holding
the title that should still be on your wall you know why it's not on your wall
because you're like me because you saw the problem with Lovecraft's path and
you got rid of it which is great don't get me wrong that's great but now now
after over a year it's time to stop being the hand raiser and the high-fiver
and the knuckle puncher and the it's time to be those people it's time to be
the people that made us the most dangerous team on the East Coast yeah not
gonna happen but you know speaking of you know you know selling out and
selling your soul to yeah you guys saw this over the elimination chamber good
segue John Cena turning heel I mean I feel like I already ranted enough about
this in the actual group chat but also apparently I'm the only person that saw
this coming so oh no you didn't weren't the only one I called it early in the
beginning saying that he is either gonna be seeing punk cashing in his favor or
seen as turning heel because it's been a idea long long long waiting it was
supposed to happen during the rock in Cena but because he was selling so much
merch they didn't really want they were making so much money off the scene they
didn't want that to go away because he told him straight up because you know
once I turn heel I'm not doing this shit and they they're like I can't have you
doing that so now that it's seen as now part-time and this is his last run we
got the heel Cena
so I thought it was kind of cheesy like I thought if you thought is cheesy I
thought listen buddy I just thought if they were going to have Cena turn heel
there was probably a bigger way to do it then that way the only reason that they
turned Cena heel for his final run is because of how many people is because
the entire world wanted to see Cena right off into the sunset as the ultimate
babyface Cena never would have turned heel if everybody just didn't give a
fuck about him riding off into the sunset as the ultimate babyface as soon
as that shit started that's when you knew you knew if you didn't know your
fucking stupid of course he was gonna turn heel it's his final run I don't
have a problem with him turning heel or whether it was expected or not my thing
is is just that it I just feel like they could have done it in a bigger way than
having it as cartoony oh yeah dick dick kick and fucking who the hell was who
the hell is that fucking cactus Jack is his rapper name Travis Scott yeah it's
Travis Scott but he goes like oh okay yeah fucking a dick kick and Travis
Scott and the Ross lap them in the face I think I think overall if you remove the
rock from doing that stupid fucking hand gesture and then you just have Cody get
fucking dick kick it hits different than that stupid fucking hand gesture yeah I
could see that I can see that I just I think they just got an item I I think
they wanted to make him heal but they just didn't really have an idea of how
to cuz they could have done it in the elimination chamber they could have done
something there fucking they could have just still done it the way they did
having them face off just remove the rock from doing the cheesy they should
they should have fucking they should have had Cody get jumped I figured it
out they should have Cody get jump backstage and then the next night on raw
have everybody come out and then John Cena steps forward and goes I did it for
the rock I did it for the people there's a lot of like fucking turns though in the
elimination chamber you had Jade coming out beat the shit out Naomi it was
fantastic got fucking Bianca exposing Liv Morgan to on TV yeah I'm talking about
right yeah yeah that was for some reason everybody wanted to fucking share that
photo all over the fucking place yeah fucking pigs you had the elimination
chambers man match with fucking punk and Cena amazing chemistry like they're
fucking the shit that they did was flawless it was like smooth is like I
got me excited for like another match but see with have them have the match fuck
off it was good I was surprised a fucking Logan Paul eliminated drew not drew
Damien Priest so surprised of that yeah it seemed like there was a lot like
turns and shit like that for the elimination well we're leading up to
WrestleMania so yeah that's true isn't there still money in the bank or is that
at WrestleMania now well I know but they've done it before WrestleMania
haven't they that was how it first started before they made it their own
pay-per-view okay so isn't there still money in the bank before WrestleMania or
the elimination chamber oh okay so yeah no it's just
it's good pay-per-view overall yeah yeah so I didn't watch it so I can't really
talk more about it who fucking who the fuck won the rumble what's rumble J Uso
oh yeah the stupidest fucking decision in history yeah that's right no I think
it's dumb that he went for the fucking Gunther instead of the title I know it
makes sense but I won the rumble I would want the main goals I wouldn't give a
fuck about Gunther don't give me that fucking you're fucking stupid well
there's two titles there's the main title and the and the semi main title
would you go for the semi main title I mean you it is basically the heart the
heavyweight championship well I'll tell you what I hold what Gunther does as
more value than Cody Rhodes entire title reign his title reign title reigns and
shit but I'm just saying so title wise what means more story wise though I
understand story don't yes I do fuckhead no because if you did you wouldn't be
arguing with me right now I'm just saying in a legitimate stance you won
the Royal Rumble would you go for the heavyweight title or would you go for
the WWE they are on an equal playing field I don't think so that's a you
problem you're about to be a me problem a second he's gonna show up to your house
yes you want the address I'll figure it out I'll follow you a little troll there
fucking break Lovecraft fucking I bet you knows where you are okay I know this
I know this halfway meetings happening at an undisclosed location okay I know
this I know this might look bad on me but I was just looking stuff up because I
didn't watch the chamber for anybody that that didn't catch that part when
we were recording earlier I didn't watch chamber so I don't fucking watch I don't
watch fucking don't you independent guy you're not really a I didn't I didn't I
didn't watch chamber but can I just say the the lift wardrobe bound function it
was made to be way fucking bigger than it actually was yep just saying I just I
looked at I was like that is not at all what I fucking thought it was and I
blamed Dylan Nicks because he's the one that fucking said something about it no
I thought it was way no no cuz Dylan Nicks said about it the day of the
chamber oh we did I didn't yeah he texted in the group chat the day before
the day of the chamber that was way you made it seem way fucking worse than it
actually was well there might be some photos out there that I can't tell if
they're edited or not I assume they're edited but it's more it's more than an
underwear reveal maybe that's what's been flying around and people been like
it's like it's so fucking stupid it's like you guys know it's like you could
tell you could tell that there's a lot of versions and wrestling community
gone it's bad it is bad it's like that's like the next day that's all I saw in my
wrestling feed of all these fucking wrestling pages like would you see this
is like it's like holy shit guys you need you need your touch grass holy shit
fucking calm down man calm down holy fuck I just shared this to my
Facebook for the sole reason that we're watching and that we're live right now
this is fucking hilarious
the one I saw was hand drawn and it's Sina and it says give up and he's
talking to it oh yeah he's got like a kid and he's like shaggy I mean it's it's
like give up disrespect yeah he's like she's like give up it was the one I saw
was like it said like make-a-wish foundation and he's just like leaning in
and he's like give up I guess I gotta find that now yeah I'm looking it up I
wonder if I can find it
this one
that's not what I wanted to click and this this one right
be lazy oh my god that's terrible this is kind of funny fucking as I'm looking
for fucking looking for the means
here you can hear me I can hear him you're fine on my own the fucking Johnson
fucking did you see all the ones that are like did you see all the ones that
are like fucking the make-a-wish kids seeing John Cena turn heel finally and
it's like the guy crying at Undertaker losing his streak at mania or it's like
it's like Omni-Man like half or heel John Cena to make a wish kid see my
inner child think John Z will never turn heel yeah that one yeah first day first
day of what I can't even see that I didn't help all the funny memes there's
a bunch of funny memes about it and then there was a killer promo from fucking
the impong to see a punk promo went hard I went John you all bastardly John Cena
turned heel before GTA 6 I saw that where did mr. Matthews just go I think
you lost audio so I just I just looked back at the screen and realized he was
missing you good now I'm good welcome back and you're having fuckups
well shut the fuck up me and 30 years telling my kids about the night John
Cena turned heel oh shit yeah crazy stuff speaking of crazy stuff you guys
you both got shows on Friday that's Friday that's Saturday and Saturday I
have to back-to-back weekend I don't know if I have a show Saturday but I'm
not mine's on Sunday instead of Saturday I got genos Friday where I get to beat
JP's ass and Alexander Lee you're going against dad I doubt it and then I get to
face the Juckets in Rhode Island for the tag titles and NWWE probably gonna
bring home some new gold yeah okay I'm going against maybe Phoenix
progress I'm gonna say I fucking know that and then I wasn't done oh I'm
excuse me I'm sorry I'm not used to you being here go to some of us are busy
so then the following weekend I have ring wars 3 and then MPW where I'm gonna
beat this dumb motherfuckers ass yeah okay and you know or maybe he'll actually
show up and be the monster that we both all know that he is everything buddy and
then you got what LLS right I've got I've got potatoes potatoes on March 7th
which is literally Brian laughs I will not be competing I will be there to help
help make sure everything's all good and and be watching the show I'll be
watching the competition kind of thing but that but literally very laughs
always fun show we are sold out so if you did not get your tickets Denver
Colorado you are shit out of luck because we are once again sold out which
is awesome we love a sold out show which will be good literally very laughs always
good and then huh unfortunately Sunday at autopsy or up of a sea whatever the
fuck it's called I have been dragged into the squabble of Frankie Gonzalez
Michael Abel on and Mickey Hyde which I'll have something to say later on not
here on the recording but check out Levi's spade on Facebook for for what I
have to say about that because I'm not I'm not too impressed that being dragged
into the squabbling of a bunch of lower lower card talent talent some would say
well there what do you got coming up there big purr just the you know mpw
maybe a show on yeah okay maybe a show on Saturday I again don't know I haven't
heard word back I'm gonna have to message him again if not I'm not just
gonna show up expect give you up and then and ring wars I'll be at but I'm not
booked to bring wars and then yeah that's it for the rest of the month till
April crazy to think I used to sleep on that floor that that refrigerator is in
now yeah yeah you wouldn't be able to sleep in here now no you could take one
of the boys bunk beds how about that you're sure if you ever decide I'll still
drop you on your fucking head okay well we do other brother my brother in Christ
mr. spade you are not hoisting the fucking giant mammoth big hat and
dropping him on his head how much do you want to bet on that mr. Matthews I'll
bet your title I'll bet you title rain on it perfect because you would have to
lift him in the air and then turn him and drop him on his head I'll bet your
title rain on the fact that I can drop it gotta like to see that and see you
try that because here's the thing is he doesn't have to help no he doesn't he
doesn't need to either but your title rain that I'll drop him on his head by
lifting I'm putting very specific yeah he's battening down on the specifics
now because he knows he's screwed because there's multiple ways to put him
on his head which is fine but you said pick him up oh yeah pick him and drop
him on his head
just there's a difference between a German suplex correct oh yeah I'm
talking oh no I'll pick him up and drop him on his head and I'm not talking
about the thinner version of the main of Maine I am talking the current version
of the main of Maine I'll pick him up and drop him on his head
a brain buster a brain buster is made for any size I'd like to see it cuz
safety is still a thing in this you know the funniest part about this is cat
really really didn't do shit to help me with this one here and he see almost did
get dumped on his head he dumped out on his shoulder because he knew his ass was
gonna land on his head I didn't know my ass my shoulder went straight back
well shit you didn't jump land on your fucking shoulder
only that bag that was straight back bullshit I just managed I was a cluster
fuck of a match because I just managed to boss it perfectly look at look at this man on his
shoulder that's flat back that's me bumping I'm taking the bump boom shoulder
sideways motherfuckers I haven't even let him go I haven't even let motherfucker go if you
were landed flat back then I would I would be letting go and you'd be rolling
you're rolling before I let you go
shoulder you turn you turn at the last second what shoulder the very last
second shoulder that's how in tuned I am with this fucking business as I can see
that shit without slowing it down oh calm down buck because he's already
watched it 16 million yeah fucking little I did it motherfucker what you
mean watch it also my bathroom light just turned on and I'm very confused
because you're the only one there I'm the only one home well your picture frame
fell off the wall this is true the demon might be coming to kill me also
apparently my girl my girl just walked out of the bathroom apparently she came
home and I didn't notice because I was too busy yelling at you for not being
able to tell that you dumped out on a German suplex okay whatever whatever
whatever oh shit you what else you guys want to talk about besides being a piece
shit yeah okay okay stuff in your face what it what is that is that soupy mac
and cheese no it's just buttered noodles soupy buddy noodles no just regular
buttered noodles I don't do soupy
stuff in your face buttered noodles oh shit oh so yeah we get we doing this for
the next two shows just pre-record because nobody can be fucking on well
we got shit to do I know people have shit to do that's why we having this
type show you fucker that's what I'm saying that's why I'm saying that we
need to look at moving to Sunday or Wednesdays maybe because we were
showing shows happen on Fridays yes Levi no I'm listening
it looks like you want attention so I'm moving to you well no no I don't want
your attention I really hate the fucking sound of you fucking slurping those
fucking butter oh yeah as a man known on this podcast for the soup mac and cheese
I enjoyed the slurpee ness of whatever the fuck Samuel Matthews is eating I
wasn't eating I was drinking oh that's even better drinking the fuck is soupy
fucking the butter just slurping the butter at the bowl dude if you ain't
slurping the butter out of your bowl you ain't doing it right fucking gross oh
shit I guess you guys don't want some potches or something um have we talked
about limitless warpath they haven't talked about anything limitless well
let's talk about warpath okay we won't talk about well did you watch it now the
show oh yeah with oh let me see it was with any of the refresher main event was
die Jack and Calvin Tankman I don't think I saw the main I saw the I think I saw
up to the tag team we're chaining Tom Cheney Thomas against Gabby the tag team
the tag match a person to watch who I think is probably gonna get signed here
honestly it probably is not gonna be too long it's that a Coney Lakin he he's
gonna be fucking picked up real fucking soon
well fucking might as well might as well watch it the match you're gonna want to
watch and you'll also see fucking broken nose go to this match was like to
yeah this match because I also have some gripes with this match but that's just
me not this match fucking the fatal four-way
would be RG yeah so first off I popped hard when almost when Gabe sky came out
knock necessarily cuz I love Gabe but um he came out to fucking Alexander Lee's
music oh he did was that on purpose I don't think he put two and two together
I'm surprised no one said anything about it either it's like hey this is a
Lee's music I think it's cuz he changes music I'm really tired of seeing that
fucking move the kick because everybody does it so tired of it he's 265 pounds
watch what he fucking does of the moon salt yeah it's fucking crazy
he said your grapes of this match what about it you'll see I just want you to
count something for me that's two wins a Gary's there was like 85 super kicks and
super kick and trips over and super kick lands on his feet yep 265 pounds like I
thought the match flowed well it's just there was so many fucking super kicks
the bridge does super kick tower got a W ruined super kick in the wrestling room
supercontracts
to
all
and i would like a column
very nicely done
to the broken nose in the first year
the at the end
you'll see it
you'll know
locusts off my mer neg先生
markets this
i promise
everybody in that building
or for
uh...
although it was added from a car
back up now
like a scene a broken nose that we can see just watch
your your understand I don't remember the fuck in this match
I mean must've watched or watched this after
somebody was walking some fucking
Wrestle Kingdom I fucking love that
hidden blade move though
the him way I like that the fucking the trigger
I don't know why but I'm like I'm not just watching watching
here we go
I here we go see it
all
damn to the price
one super kicks one Gabriel Scott yep
now pondering their next
everybody in the fucking building new
are the only one
like well that's the danger of kicking towards somebody's face
yet and many layers fucking ankle and on
a land right on Gabriel Scott colon like
I he's pissing blood you can see it now I have
I doubt yeah way like
the danger kickin towards somebody's face well you had to fucking people there's
no work
like there was no way to high
there's no there's no way to protect yourself with that
you have to 100 percent rely on the people to
fun
or come quit close but not
you
wanna see another angle that I'm getting kicked in face you won't
now you'll they want to have a fan cam
it
yeah who fucking did it as a question RG
it was BRG yeah yeah
sorry but crop Crawford throws too many kicks to
yes throw that spin kick in catch
think about it over BRG
probably cuz the ad to cuz BRG had to keep enough room for Crawford to hit his
two so he probably just overestimated how close he was on that super
does BRG throw supers
funny I'm not saying anything about their G he just he probably overestimated
it because you try to keep room for Crawford
spin his kick yeah
here's the thing to like was this a legit like
oops or was this part of the ship by the match
no it was a because why on Randy told
us to go to the ring well no I meant like for them
in the rain was that cuz they nearly stopped
when they would happen I think what I
one of them crop Crawford or BRG one of them notice something happened that's
why they step back
who doesn't have the continued on though
yeah I mean I can't breathe but
yeah I mean what I'm there this also the end of the match
so I gotta be and I think I like it's got what do you do
tough it out tough it out and finish the match which is literally
two moves away or call it good
I got almost paralyzed and fucking finished an entire 15 minute match so
sure I mean I got
I got knocked off the apron landed fucking four feet off the ground onto
the concrete
and still finish the match so what that was that
the match we watched the beginning of the fucking night
the match I got clothes lined off the apron and hit the fucking floor
are you're fine you're fine
or you were fine you were fine
should kick you harder in the fucking teeth did like
kick me enough busting my lip open yeah we're the more on the fucking aid it
guy here the asshole who through it
the the the the I think you put it back in because
it's looks pretty straight there it wasn't
I know what the but all the life greater than
I've expected it to be yeah now his nose was definitely not straight
damn and soon
are all well
we're now in the park yes we gotta go fucking bed
and thank you all for watching
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will retain our tag team championships
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I've been dragged into the squabble
of three barking chickens in a tag team match against Michael Avalon and Frankie
Gonzalez with my partner Nikki hide
I don't know who gave them the authority to make this match
but I've been dragged into it so I guess I have to drop another butcher shop
student on his head
you can find me this Sunday at the Rick House in Denver Colorado
tickets are available so by your ticket and show up
not that I want you to either but
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you can you can find me
also wherever I damn well please to decide that you can find me
I'll show up where I damn well please so but
stay tuned on the social media as I have some stuff to say about this coming
match on Sunday
woman
I will not be a Gino's mom maybe I'll
show up just watch you know Sanu Matthews get his ass kicked by dad
as well as Lee Miller but
I maybe have a show on Saturday
Phoenix Pro Wrestling maybe not
if not you'll see me the week after it may ring wars
just hanging out having fun MPW
the next day winning back our tag team titles and then
the end of the month I got nothing I'm not booked for me W or anything like
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I know you're flashing your fucking belt you piece shit yet
hold on to the make sure it's nice and warm I take it off your
freaking knocked out body it's not going
anywhere sure will go with that
I'm gonna hit you in the face with that too
and since it's good to take you and shake you
what's the what's the age were shaken been baby syndrome is
no longer thing will find out on the MPW
okay shake shit I you what a fucking
red it that that that that that's alright
that it should have been
somebody take that somebody clip that one out of context
that cat is a current new
dad coming on throwing that one out there
do are you trying to figure out when he can shake his child
yeah cats got cats got a new kid on the way
thrown out there somebody take that one out of contact
now clip that I call me the monster
have a good night everybody take care
Purr sessions sighing off but we ant saying goodbye
Keeping fans light still reaching for the sky
professional wrestling we'll never let it go
big cats in the house bringing the rumble to the show