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Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of Purr sessions Wrestling Podcast.
I am your host, the main of main Big Cat Tyler Adams.
And we are live every Friday 9pm EST.
You can find us on YouTube and Twitch Live.
But also, if you're an audio listener, we are on all audio platforms.
You can't get the full show for audio because you know, you can't really like understand
what's going on when we watch boxers and stuff like that or matches.
But you can always tune in to the live show 9pm every Friday, YouTube and Twitch.
Right now I'm by myself and I don't know why.
Nobody else is here.
I don't know.
I'm gonna have Zach in at 9 o'clock.
I just wanted to come in really quickly to do a few stories and then maybe if we have
more time, we'll do some more at the end of the show.
But lately we've been doing a lot of long episodes with interviews.
So I don't want to, you know, do two and a half, three hour interview and then hit news.
So I'm coming on early.
I expected JP to be on at least and he might be sleeping.
He's having it rough.
He's working two jobs and just putting it just putting himself out there just trying
to get trying to get as much money as he can possibly just to just pay the bills, I guess.
I don't know.
Just have some nice fancy shit, I guess.
And then get some overworked and overtired.
So he might be sleeping.
I might have to send it out texting if anyone else is going to join me today.
But yeah, I'm excited to have Zach.
I love Zach.
I've known Zach for a little bit now.
Great guy.
He doesn't do a lot of shows.
I'm hoping to change that.
I'm hoping that maybe he'll get some excitement and want to do some more shows.
But he's an actor, a voice actor.
He does voices here and there.
I've heard a little bit of what he does.
I'm going to bring it up to him and see what he's done recently.
But yeah, so we got some news I want to cover.
I just wanted to really quickly as I'm talking to see if anyone's going to jump jump on while
I'm doing it.
This early podcast, we had a scuffle at the GCW.
I don't know if you guys saw this.
So Joey Janela was selling merch.
And Dylan Bostic, I think is what it is.
He's also a professional wrestler.
He wasn't booked for the show, bought a ticket, came up to Joey and started a legit fistfight
with him.
Don't know why until today, but we have the video of the deleted video from Dylan.
Check this shit out.
It's crazy.
The fact that, you know, he would start a fight at a show being through the table.
Joey throws it back at him and just fistfights now.
What you don't see is the locker room GCW.
Beat the shit out of Dylan.
Fucking wild.
Wild.
It's just, it's just crazy.
Hey, look, there's JP O'Reilly in the background.
Hey, buddy.
Did you start early?
I did start early.
Oh, okay.
Usually, usually everybody's like ready to go at 830.
I literally just when I get to vote.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, like I, this is the first time I've sat down since I woke up at 1 30 this morning.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Yeah.
I also still sound like shit.
Hey, welcome to the show.
Hi, hi guys.
I said you've been putting yourself out there to get some more money.
Yeah.
What's the prices?
$20, $20.
I remember, did you ever used to get fucking feet pics?
Like not feet pics, but asked for feet pics?
No.
I did all the time.
I had guys messaged me like, hey, can you.
Before wrestling or after us started?
Wrestling started.
I had guys like, hey, can you send me some of them?
I want to see some of them.
Sure.
$20.
Never get a response.
$20, $20.
I think this shit's for free, bro.
Yeah, right.
I've had guys ask me to wrestle them in their house.
Yeah, no, you don't want to do that because that's where things end up in the wrong places.
Yeah.
I shot out a fucking like some guy asked me to wrestle at his house and I just gave him
like insane like pay like, yeah, sure.
It costs this much.
And he goes, oh, I think I can get that in a couple of weeks.
I'm like, no, I figured you would be like, oh, I can't do that.
I'm like, well, I'm sorry.
Have a nice day.
Whatever.
You make sure you get the money first.
Right.
Wow.
This is the topic I kind of hand as soon as I join.
Yeah.
Like I said, I want to do some.
I don't even know what this video is.
Yeah, you do.
We should.
Yeah.
I was just covering this really quick that the the whole Joey Janela and Dylan.
I read a lot of shit about that.
Yeah.
So many different things about because I'm close.
I'm close personal to a lot of the guys within that locker room, too.
So I like prices.
They're beating the shit out of.
It was like one of those people just coming in, just like trying to find an excuse to
hit somebody because we're all wrestlers, you know, barely, you know, just barely hitting
everyone and realistically, one of these days.
Yes.
Do it the hard way.
If the fan gets in the ring, we are now obligated to beat your shit out of you.
If any fans are watching, this is like all of our like undying wishes is for somebody
to jump the ring because it'll be a godsend for whoever reaches them first because the
most emotional distress trauma in their life.
It's like when somebody breaks into a gun owner's house and they're just like, finally,
I pray somebody, please, even though I'm not I'm going to be here only for a couple more
weeks, I want so badly so that the intruder can just hear fucking and just immediately
be like, Alexa, play Smash Mouth.
No, you just made my legs like a walk.
Just started playing.
I'd say that my legs is closer to my kids rooms.
He heard you clear his day.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
The forbidden word is a L E X.
Dude, people were going like there was a YouTuber that was going like, hey, Google, shut that
shut off.
I was closing people's browsers and shit like that.
Back when the Xbox one first came out with the connect attached to it, people were able
to tell it to the Xbox to turn off.
Yeah.
And in game lobbies, it was like on duty.
Now, like MW3 lobbies is the funniest thing ever.
Yeah.
So I'm going to replay this for you.
Like, what is this?
What is this?
Little table back you bitch.
I hope you actually hit him at the table.
I think you did.
And there's Alec right there.
Fuck.
Yeah.
There's John Wayne Murdoch just hauling John Wayne Murdoch.
Yeah.
So I was trying to figure out why this guy would do this because, you know, he's a wrestler
as well.
There was some backstories.
Yeah.
I got it right here.
So he's a wrestler as well.
You know, you basically just probably just it was something your suicide to that.
Five years ago from five years ago.
I don't know if this guy.
Yeah.
So this dude like brought a five year grudge to face to face.
Like, so I don't know if he's trying to get like more clout or whatever it was because
he he lists a bunch of this shit.
He's a supposed rapper.
He has two songs and they're terrible.
One of them I can't I can't because I listen to it like I want to I want to play it for
the show.
But I probably copyright shit strike it immediately.
One of them is for his entrance, which I'll let it slide because it's it's terrible.
And the thing is, like, he's only like doing like three or four lines in that whole song.
It's another chick doing all the all the all the lyrics.
And then there's other song that it's just it's terrible.
It's just apparently that makes you a rapper putting two songs on Spotify.
And then yeah, that's all it takes.
Apparently an actor.
He's a stand in actor for two films.
And then apparently Ring of Honor is considered being a movie, apparently.
So you can count that as being an actor, supposedly.
So yeah, this guy in a boxer, which I haven't found anything about him boxing just just
in the gym training.
I look just like chill the fuck out here instead of moving.
Why you got to wait?
Why you got to be a podcast show on all of us tonight?
Why are you going to be a cat?
Twerk it.
What the fuck?
20 bucks, 20 bucks.
What?
Hey, guy.
What the fuck?
You know, he's he's he's screened right today.
His legs don't work, but his booty still popping.
Also I don't know what I'm I tuned into Smackdown literally like 30 seconds ago and then I'm
just seeing was bizarre.
I don't know if it's a tag team match or a four way or something.
I don't know what is happening, but I'm so confused right now.
It's just I have a mellow.
The Miz are true.
I don't know what is going on.
That's what I'm excited about, too, because they're talking about the the rock having
an announcement.
I'm trying to finish this really quick before Zach gets on.
But he has an announcement and they're saying that possibly like Zillow.
Zillow.
That would be wild.
Will be fucking part of the bloodline.
Oh, great.
So keep him for the next show.
I think it's like if he gets signed and they're like you have to be on this day, he's gone.
Yeah, he's gone.
Well, I'm assuming that we're any probably already knows if he is or not.
He's just not announcing it to ruin the surprise for tonight.
Maybe.
Oh, Tiffy.
I mean, if there is but let me finish this really quick.
So they were always waiting for the response of why he did it.
So like just a summary before I read this is that he got he said something that referenced
Brody Lee.
Yep.
And he didn't like to sell him and Joey got into it.
So apparently that's what, you know, caused this like a little riff, whatever you want
to call it.
Let's see.
So he said his tweets have gotten nip this in the butt, getting nip this in the butt
there.
A video calculating of me getting ambushed at the table while I was meeting fans after
the show tonight.
It's seen as teams from him airing his grievances about his experience during a w extra work
the day after Brody Lee's death that a lot of us were very upset about.
Yeah.
So he was bitching about I have that too of him right here.
Yeah.
Of him just basically like doing all this stuff for AEW and not getting compensated
for it or, you know, shit like that.
Like a day after Brody died.
So people are a little pissed off about that.
Just talk a shit about AEW when, you know, that shit was going on.
So a lot of us was very upset.
Took Twitter because I thought it was disgusting and we went back and forth tonight.
Four years later, he flipped me a Megan's gimmick table.
What's that?
It was Megan Bain.
Oh, she was standing and she's standing at the corner of the video and she's just watching
it all unfold.
And she's like, what the fuck's happening?
She had no idea what to do.
And then got into a scuffle and wouldn't result in the GCW crew thinking I was getting attacked
by a deranged fan, which is probably what a lot of people did think.
That's why they just jumped in.
That's why they have the locker room.
It's like, fuck this guy, get him.
And Megan thinking it was some kind of weird skit.
Yeah, she thought it was like something else.
Yeah, she's like, what the fuck is this shit?
For someone that claims to have boxing training, amazingly not one punch landed.
And he was eventually carried out like a crying baby by Calvin Tankman.
Bro, and you know how big Calvin is.
He's a big motherfucker.
He's a big dude.
I want to fuck with him.
He sounds like a big boy.
Do you know Tyrese L?
Nope.
No?
Did you go look up any photo of Calvin Tankman and you'll just be like, yep, that compared
to the size of the dude that tried to hit Janela, you can see how it only took one person
to literally pull that man out of that venue.
Sorry to all the fans of the business that it was extremely embarrassing situation.
I'm sorry to all the Indianapolis crew that wanted to put on a great weekend and independent
wrestling for the city.
Sorry if I contribute to any of the unneeded drama.
Hey Dylan X.
What's up?
I thought we started at nine.
Why is it like we did?
Because I don't want I wanted to cover this and I didn't if we went super long, I didn't
really want to cover this at midnight when you guys are like, let's go to bed.
I'm tired.
Well, OK, once again, I thought we started at nine.
That's why I wasn't on a half hour ago when we started, apparently.
I would have been on earlier if my kid would have stopped getting out of bed.
OK, now she's asleep.
Professionals here, professionals, professionals.
The first shot was behind the neck, which was in the second didn't connect.
I rested him to the floor and put him in a clenched.
I could have choked him 100% out, but they were beating him like a sack of potatoes,
which they were, dude, they were, too.
There's so many people just throwing fizz all at once.
Oh, my God.
So funny.
He kept saying we're good.
We're good.
Then then he carried out like a baby.
Oh, oh, yeah.
George and all the friends on his face.
Yeah, we just watched that as a lot of us speak of that shit because this is fucking
embarrassing.
No, I did.
I deal with this shit.
I'm dealing with a torn, possibly right bicep from a match and it was just trying to get
out there and meet some fans and make some money.
Lower bicep is either partially or fully torn under the by the elbow.
It seems I'll have to get it checked on Monday.
I would have choked him out.
I'm like fucking ass off.
It wasn't ready to fight.
I was selling merchandise, taking pictures with fans.
Imagine you're chilling out just selling merch and all of a sudden some guys like, yo, and
start throwing fish like next thing you know, bring a table back out of the way to fucking
end your wrestling career.
Why would anyone want to fucking work with you now?
Exactly.
What's cool here is that no one really knew the fucking rules at the beginning.
You know what this reminds me of and JP will probably remind us, Kat, you were kind of
around but kind of weird at this time.
Remember the company who shall not be named Vacationland?
Remember that guy that had like the epic meltdown about it because we kicked him out of the
locker room because he was working security.
I used air quotations in that one night and I don't even remember why he got kicked out
of the locker room.
I think he was just back there and we're like, dude, you can't be back here.
You got like you start calling ace like all sorts of names online.
He started calling like everyone like exactly you're talking about.
Yeah.
What actually passed away recently.
Wait, what?
Seriously?
He passed away.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
Cool.
Talk as much as we can now.
His daughter though, his daughter was a sweetheart and she was the cutest little thing.
So I feel bad for his daughter.
I did not know that part.
No, he was.
Oh, you're thinking of the other dude.
There was another guy involved in that incident.
Was there?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So he was in prison for a change.
But does mom's house, right?
This is try to burn this one.
Yeah.
My God.
That was the fan one, right?
Yeah.
All in the same night with with that other one.
They were kind of like inter like eating with each other.
Yeah.
The other dude ended up passing away like last year.
Oh, damn.
No, I didn't know that.
So the other one's in jail for burning his parents house.
The other one's dead.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
There we go.
Camera.
Things happen to bad people.
Well, it's funny because I think I just got a friend request from him not too long ago.
So I don't know if he's still in jail or not.
So yeah, he's probably just I get friend requests from certain like, OK, so here's the thing.
I'm just gonna say this like for people who know and for who don't know, I have a personal
Facebook and I have a wrestling Facebook.
If you find my personal Facebook and I had no freaking clue who you are, I'm not adding
you.
Like if it says we have 15 people in common, it's all wrestlers.
I'm going to assume you're a fan and somehow it's gotten on other people's Facebook pages.
Go follow my wrestling page.
I don't share anything on any of my pages anyway.
So yeah.
Yeah, that's why I've literally just set up my personal one.
Like this is only for family and friends.
No fucking.
I mean, I had some fans on my personal page, but it's like fans.
I've literally like seen it every show like Paul Dowling.
I'm going to say that Paul Dowling's a friend of my face.
But he's he.
Yeah, he's Paul.
All right.
His family.
All specifically like, yeah, he's a family at this point.
We see Paul at every show.
Crap, he gives my girlfriend candy.
A little known story.
Me and Paul Dowling almost got a fist fight the same year that I started wrestling.
And then when I started wrestling, he forgot like who I was at that time.
I look different.
So he started to become a fan of me.
I had never to this day have brought it up to him about that situation.
I was all him and one of his sons.
I forget which one, because when they were all younger, they all looked very similar.
So I could have confused one with the other.
Yeah, I was going to fist fight with one of his kids.
And me and him went like push for shove.
And this was like early, early IWE.
And eventually he got hauled out and I got like pulled to the locker room.
It was the first time I've ever been in a locker room because this was like six months
into just training.
All of a sudden there's a camera in my face and it's Randy interviewing me and he goes,
you almost just went face to face with Paul Dowling.
How do you feel?
And I just went off of the camera for like two minutes.
It was the wildest thing.
And then at the end, there's just a Alexander Lee cameo of him in a horse.
And he's just standing in the middle of the room and he's just going like this with a
horse in his ass and then just like wobbitt his head and then just roll.
It was the most scary thing ever.
So Ben being Ben, gotcha.
Literally, it was just the most dad thing ever.
Dude, this is like we were just talking, like just having a conversation.
Ben disappeared and came back and we're just still talking and shooting the shit and just
turned and he's just like, paint me like one of your French girls wearing an alien mask.
We're just like, I wasn't like rubbing his stipples or something.
Probably was honest to God with that.
It's not.
It's so funny because like I don't, I expect the unspecified promo.
Yeah.
Well, we've got a promo.
Have you ever seen donuts in the fucking in the background?
Have you ever seen the promo that we did for NCW?
Yes.
Oh my God.
It's hilarious.
JP, you got to look it up at some point.
Basically it's one of the funniest problems.
Go ahead.
It's fine.
Let's bring our guests in and then we'll play it.
But it's hilarious.
Is he in the thing?
I don't know.
He's in the thing.
So ladies and gentlemen, like to welcome to the show Zach Byrd.
Hey buddy.
What's going on guys?
I just want to say I talked to Dylan Nix.
I talked to Tyler Adams.
I did not agree to do a show with the guy who's responsible for most of my knee problems.
Like I did that.
I should have warned you.
I'm going to be honest.
JP, how's it going?
And this is how we start the show.
Oh my God.
Listen, I don't know how this system works.
So I could.
Zach's been on for five seconds.
He's like, I regret this already.
No, no.
That's usually when I'm popping on for like any chat with my friends.
Cause usually I pop up when they're having the weirdest conversation.
Y'all were just talking about Ben stories.
Jesus Christ.
You ever have him tell you that suddenly halfway through his drive through order, he wants
you to do the rest of the ordering your Stewie voice.
Oh my God.
11 o'clock at night driving home from Lanesboro, Massachusetts for TIW.
He decides he's going to order in a British accent.
And then he's like, all right, I'm fucking bored.
Zach, you finish.
Fuck.
Did you even know what his order was?
Did he even say what it was?
No, no.
I just, I just learned to stop asking questions when it comes to Ben.
Yeah.
We all have at this point.
We're just kind of like, okay, dad, um, quick that actually speaking on the light, it was
like the last, um, uh, the ring war show and he's just yelling random non-seculars about,
you know, Tom Hardy at us.
And we're just like, sure.
I'm trying to find that problem.
Oh, man.
So funny.
Oh yeah.
So never a gold moment with Alex.
So Zach Burton introduce yourself.
That's I gotta be honest.
It's weird to, it's weird to think about introducing myself because like, I'm going to be, I'm going
to be straight up.
I had a moment.
I had a moment earlier tonight where I was talking to my wife and I was like, Holy shit.
I'm actually going to be talking with people who I haven't really sat in a conversation
with in over five years.
Like it's, it's, it's crazy to think about.
And like, it's just because I've been so separated from, from the wrestling world for so long.
And you know, this because, you know, well, it's because I had a lot of shit happen in
my life that I just, you know, I had to take priority.
I understand.
Yeah.
And number one is sleeping right across the hall.
But yeah, yeah.
The, uh, yeah.
I mean, I, I wrestled for, yeah, I think all in total with everything it's considered,
I think in total for four years worked a lot with JP.
We trained together and actually, I'm so glad that you brought up the story about you almost
fighting Paul because I remember me and the boys, me and my boys were in the front fucking
row that night.
Cause that was the gate.
That was, that was one of the cage shows, right?
It was either the first or the second night of the cage they ever did.
And Ace was like in the cage and he was just coming out.
And one of Paul Dowling's kids like, like swung at Ace or something.
Yeah.
And I faced the kid and I was like, I want to say it was probably Eric or no, it was
Eric.
Yeah.
It was probably Eric.
I faced him and I was like, don't you fucking touch the rest of them.
All of a sudden I got Paul Dowling like spitting in my face, shoving me and then we're shoving
back.
I got Joey Gleats rest his soul trying to get me into the cage to get me off.
I'm just swinging and then they're hauling him out the door, out the only lane that you
could walk out the hall.
It was bad.
Oh my God.
Oh Riley, I love you so much.
That's yeah, that's how, what show is this?
Cause I think I remember this.
This is the show that I remember.
I'm going to say it right here.
I'm say right here.
It is February 21st, 2025, 9 0 8 PM.
I'm saying officially for the next limitless or let's wrestle year end awards, most amoeba
wrestler needs to happen and it needs to be bent every fucking time.
Yes.
Every single time.
True.
I think so.
So you're at, you were at a let's show.
You came on out for a little bit at the beginning, but I think the last show you're at with
all of us and we did anything at was actually MMPW.
I think.
Yeah.
Oh yes.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I thought he did Gleats after that Gleats Rumble.
Were you at the Gleats Rumble?
Was that after that?
Yes.
I wasn't the Gleats Rumble.
I was, I was, I was a very last minute thing for that.
Yeah.
And here's how you can tell that it was the one match where I went full beard.
Yeah.
It's the only way you could tell that I was completely unprepared.
Yeah.
Cause I remember that.
Cause it was supposed to be, was it, how, who was supposed to show up?
It was someone from Massachusetts and they didn't show.
And I remember Randy going, Zach, you got your shit.
And you're like, yeah.
He's like, go get it on.
I remember that you just came in to say, hi everybody.
And then you have your stuff like, yeah, why?
Like, yeah, go get it.
That was the first time I met my kid and everything.
Yeah.
And by the way, kids always have your gear.
So yeah.
Oh man.
So real quick, one of my favorite things that this is a behind the, the curtain sort of
scenario back when, when me and Zach first started teaming together in wrestling, we
didn't really technically have a formidable tag team name like Dylan.
As soon as I saw primer say it, I knew you were going to bring it up.
So primer, I was going to ask him with a wonderful, beautiful name for us behind the curtain known
as shits and tips.
I was the shit.
He was the kids.
Everyone was very jealous of my chesticles.
Everyone was very jealous.
And the worst part is the worst part is they're going away and everyone's so mad about it.
It's called working on like the sheep.
I'm like, do you have any idea how happy I was when the doctor told me I'd lost 45 pounds
is my last appointment?
Like wow.
But everyone's so mad that the boobies are going away.
So sorry that I broke your dreams.
You lost 45 pounds.
I just ate half a pizza.
So I've never shared.
I've never shared this with Zach before, but I have a Google drive from like the early,
early stuff that we all used to do.
Oh no.
And I purposely have it in here literally labeled as shit.
Oh my God.
The history is all here yet.
Play.
Oh God.
I don't even know.
I can't play this one because that's redacted.
Yeah.
We why is that redacted?
Everybody.
Who's in that room?
This is at this point.
Yeah.
I don't know why I was.
Geez.
JP's over here is like that.
I don't know what's any fuckers in full.
I love how the producer just doesn't know what to do.
Who's this homeboy?
Who's this like, Oh, so this dude, it's been a while, but don't ask what I'm wearing.
Is that roadblock?
That's a fucking roadblock.
He was managing us because he had to think 2016.
Did he call her cousin Larry's shit gear?
And well, no, because like the whole thing was when, when I had started, Eric decided
that he was going to give me a, you know, kind of a trucker kind of redneck gimmick
and that I was going to be roadblocks younger brother.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Literally the month after we debuted as a tag team, he had his big motorcycle accident.
Oof.
So there go, there was a good reason.
And by the way, by the way, JP, those tights that you're wearing are in my bottom drawer
right now.
Are they orange and black?
They are.
We fit in them now.
We could five years ago, I probably would never fit in that room.
But so if you look in this video, oh my God, in the corner, that is a very, very young.
Oh my God, wow.
Jimmy limits.
I almost, I mean, that is a Jimmy limits from 2016, but he was known as Sebastian Kelly.
Who are you punching to the face right here?
Who's this homeboy?
That is his name was simply Plunket and he called himself the ogre.
And let me tell you, I'm really reminding how many, how fucking stiff these goddamn
show was.
And then the bump is just, I remember how Bertha didn't move.
Plunket.
Yeah.
He's a big factory for Bertha.
He doesn't wrestle anymore, I don't believe, but he, cause if he did, he would, he would
definitely still be around.
Yeah.
This is like our second, maybe third tag match we ever had together.
Oh no, dude, we had, we had a couple more than that.
I feel like it was not that like much into it.
I feel you've always thrown those bulls lines.
That's so weird.
Like the, I feel like this was like very, this was pretty close to right before we split.
No, you're right.
This is, I have this in the 2016 folder.
So this definitely was some time after.
Yeah.
You're, you're, it just, it all blended together so much.
Don't suplex him into his own corner.
This was less than a year into it.
Don't suplex him into his own corner.
You're going to want some cringe.
You're sitting here telling me.
Oh dude, my first few matches I watched, I watched back now.
I'm like, Oh Jesus Christ.
What was I doing?
I thought you actually went to the second on both feet there.
I was like, Oh yeah.
Really?
You think that I trusted Bertha that much?
Is that Carver?
Yeah, that's Carver.
This is just after a Limitless had started, like maybe six months after it started.
Oh my God.
Do we have to be reminded of that?
Like, okay.
I'm not, not, not, not the, not the Limitless starting, but can we, can we just forget all
the drama that happened in that time?
Yeah, that was the worst of it.
Did you watch Eric Johnson's stories in the last couple of shows?
He told all the tea.
Yeah.
He boiled the tea.
Eric Johnson's uncle I wrote up in this place.
All right.
That's how much tea that I had.
I did it to Pop Zach.
It was nice.
Yeah.
Oh God.
Why did you have to remind me of that?
Yeah.
That was the first time I ever got knocked out in a ring.
I have no, I have no recollection.
I had no recollection of the ring.
I wasn't knocked out, but I definitely rattled myself when I went on my own damn head.
And then here's the best one out of all of it is, oh, yeah.
I don't know what I was doing there.
You were going, you were going for your foot, your neck breaker.
He fucking snapped the head back, rolled me back up onto my feet and here comes good old
death.
Nice jumping pumpkin.
That wasn't too bad.
Well, it was also weird because like those two, like they didn't, they didn't team long
in either.
No, they do not.
They were very brief.
And like, and Plunkett started doing his own thing and like going into singles and then
he became Sebastian Mayhem.
So Jimmy Limmons went through a lot of character changes.
That's for sure.
Is it more than primer?
Yeah.
Okay.
To be fair.
I love primer and I would say that to his face.
So yeah, I love John to death.
I love John to death.
I was convinced that he would just boot up 2k before every single show.
One hand controller, the other on a Saturday morning.
I'd be like, all right, what name are we coming up with today?
He's going to, he's going to message me about five minutes back.
You're unbooked forever.
God damn it.
Oh well.
So we, so we started in IWE.
We started with JP and all those Yahoo's and I got to go to your, what are your last matches
that I remember being at?
I don't know if it wasn't your last match, but it was your last, I think it was your
last matches.
I'm gonna bring up a name.
I apologize just now because you're going to hate me when I say this, but Big Matt Mock
C. Uh, yeah.
Matt Mahoney, big Moxie will not touch that shit.
And I, by the way, guys, if you ever want to make it angry real quick, just send him
a picture or something with Moxie on it.
I found a boat that was called Moxie.
No, no, no, I've been to therapy now.
Ah, but that was you and Eric Johnson at let's wrestle.
And that was, that was 2018, 2019.
I'm assuming you're specifically talking for the road, right?
Or, uh, no, it wasn't the road.
That was, no, it was before that.
This is like the one where Eric like literally left you on the floor.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Then you came, then you came back after that, but this was, this is like, you thought you
were done.
Yeah.
Uh, there was a lot of shit going on, um, for, for me at that time.
Um, that was really not, um, not, not my finest moment.
I mean, um, going through a lot.
Um, I had, um, at that point I had really, um, felt like wrestling was more of an obligation
at that point more than anything.
Um, it had gotten to a point where, um, frankly, um, to put it mildly, um, there were conversations
that people didn't think that I had heard, um, that I was indeed in the room for, um,
um, the main, the main one being, and I quote, fuck Zach, he lost his job at the radio station.
So he lost us our free advertising.
Um, I'm going, so I take a wild guess who that was.
You I mean, you don't have to say, I think I know who that is.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I'm going to, I'm going to leave it at that.
Wow.
Like it was just, it was one of those things where I was just like, you know, I'm, I'm,
and my wife had started pointing out to, it was like, you know, you say you love this,
but you're coming home from every show.
Absolutely, absolutely miserable.
And you just don't seem like you're enjoying it.
You don't seem like you're having fun anymore.
You know, what is this really continuing to be worth it for you?
And that the night that Eric was supposed to just beat the, it was supposed to just
beat the living hell out of me.
Um, I was actually supposed to be in the very first let's rumble.
Um, I was supposed to be in that match and that was supposed to be the, the official
death of big Moxie.
And then later in that later in the rumble, I was going to come out as Zach Burton and
me and Eric are going to brawl it out.
That was also the night that we had that massive fucking snowstorm in, uh, in Maine.
And I had literally just gotten my car back after hitting the patch black ice.
So I dipped early.
Um, and obviously, you know that, oh, you took my lumps on that and had to, you know,
work my way and pay my dues again and, you know, do whatever I could for, to earn my
spot back.
But that was exactly what I told Randy I was going to do.
I was like, I understand.
I disappointed you and I understand that I, um, I lost a big opportunity here.
Um, but I don't want you to feel like the opportunities you've given me here are squandered.
I love this place.
This is really my home.
You guys have started to really, you know, it's picked up in a way that I haven't felt
in months.
Um, but when I, when I was informed that my spot was gone here, it hit, it hurt because
like this was the place that mattered.
So that's why I busted my ass.
And then one very painful clothesline from rip bison later, dude, I can tell you, man,
I was there for that.
I remember watching that and just watching that match going, Holy shit, here we go.
All right.
Yeah.
And like, yeah, you're starting to pick it back up right there.
And of course, you know, life, like, yeah, that was the thing, man.
Like I won't like, I'll, I'll never, I'll never personally forget that match with rip
more than anything when it comes to let's wrestle.
Because like, um, the, when he came, he had approached me when he approached me for, uh,
doing the match, he had done something that I wasn't a hundred percent used to.
And JP, you'll be able to comment on this.
You like give it our background.
Um, everything I called, he okayed everything.
Oh God.
He, by the way, that leather strap nailed me in the face in the beginning of the match.
Like you could see it.
It nailed you right.
Like, yeah.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Oh my God.
There's, there's a clip.
I had to, man.
I had to, there's a clip somewhere and I can't fucking find it.
Rip chasing freaking Dalton around the arena with whipping and I can't find the clip.
I've seen it somewhere and it's hilarious, but I can't fucking find it.
Cause I was there cause he was recording and rip does his normal thing of going out to
the camera and he's backing up, backing up and like he's not stopping.
And he just takes off.
Don't just takes off.
Like, Oh shit.
Fuck.
Like remember kids rip is going to stay in character 100%.
You need to not be in his way.
You want, you want perfect example of that.
I don't know if anybody else is going to remember this or if anybody else is working
in security for that show, but there was a freaking show in Orono.
I want to say it was like a January or February show.
Absolutely freezing out.
There's a dude in the second road in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots and character the entire
time interacting with him.
And on top of that, like get this close to him with the freaking strap.
And I just, I could not believe that rip was able to keep a straight face.
Like how?
There's times, there's times you can break grip sometimes, sometimes.
Oh, that's be good.
And like, but there's times I've seen him just crack up and he's just like, and he'll
just play, he'll play it like he meant to, but you could tell you got him.
So I'm, I'm also fairly certain that there is still a video somewhere in my wife's multitude
of files that she has.
I'm still certain that there is a video of rip bison when he was still Tomahawk.
I'm sorry, are you right?
We don't talk about it.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
It's a video of him at, at the old Dexter venue, shucking and jiving to poker face
with most of his face paint still on.
Oh my God.
Oof.
Which is watching rip bison Pete.
No, no, no.
Uh, well there, there was a reason for that.
Uh, did not realize I had done it and he, and, and he had, he had called me out on it
immediately.
Uh, that first shot that he threw up, I don't know why, but I, I see a lot of it.
And no, so I, I was going to fucking take every goddamn shot he had because that's
one thing.
Like if I fuck up, I'm going to acknowledge it.
And so Jason Maverick's upset.
Oh, I see where Jason stole it.
Yeah.
Abyss.
Oh, it did the music.
Yeah.
Maverick is just Zach Burton two point or 1.5.
I don't know.
Oh, music.
I've got to tell the story cause this is funny shit.
So we were standing, we were speaking of MMPW.
We're sitting at MMPW and I don't think Zach had heard Jason come out to the music yet.
And also I had known.
I know.
Did you just?
Yeah.
Just your reaction is great.
Cause I like, it was probably a work reaction.
Be like, so bitch, this is my music.
Yeah.
I w I w because me, me and Nick had talked about it that earlier.
We were like, you know what, you know, we, I think it would be really funny cause he
uses your old music.
Like, why don't you make it a bit?
I was like, sure.
And plus
And then he took
a shit about using his music.
Yeah.
So Zach, if you didn't know this, uh, Kat and I come out to, um, um, uh, sound of madness
by shine down.
And of course we, we did the first show we did, uh, freaking Jason comes up and he's
like, Hey guys.
Uh, so that's my music.
Both of us were like, what?
Yeah.
I used to be like I w you like twice.
Yeah.
I did it all twice.
Like that doesn't count.
To be like me being like, yeah, you're shipping up to Boston.
Don't use it ever again.
Like, yeah.
So our Mike McCarthy is like, fuck you.
Yeah.
Yeah, nevermind.
Yeah.
Uh, that, that was a, um, that was, um, yeah, that's, uh, that's why I don't do neck breakers.
I learned that.
I, I, I
How would the man's like a cutter?
It was, it had been like a bell, like I had fucking now.
Yeah.
This was just, there are so many moments.
I can't even look at it.
He was like, on top of that, on top of that, this was my, you, this was
my since losing that is since losing is, or since not having, uh, since not being booked
with let's wrestle.
This is my first match really back.
So it's like first time doing anything.
Yeah.
And on top of that, Johnny Torres, who you can all see laughing in the background, Todd,
just being such a shit talker had been giving me shit the entire day because he had been
hyping me up that I was going to go one on one with Scott wild that day.
And yeah, that changed the second that rips on me and my gear.
Was this, was this the same?
Oh, was this the same tapings that was drifter versus Scotty wild and Scotty did his moon
salt to lay down his feet and drifter rolled the wrong way?
Ah, I don't, I gotta be honest.
I don't remember.
Oh, it was, it was one of the tapings.
So,
Oh, those ropes are loose.
It's the dojo ropes are there 95% of the time loose.
Sorry, if you can hear a frigging frigging cat begging for something in the background,
I apologize.
Love gun, love gun, love gun.
Oof.
Was that the clothes that you're talking about or is this one?
Nope.
Oof.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
God damn it.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice left.
All right.
Oh, I thought he was going to nor the lights.
There we go.
Buttons popped off my vest.
Perry caught one.
Samuel Matthews is somewhere very upset right now.
Oh my God.
He stole all my shit.
I don't fucking hear it.
Yeah, he stole all my shit from Taz.
Samoa Jono caught us.
I can't say anything.
I stole all my shit from every death match wrestler that there is currently.
Oh shit.
I still have hair in this video.
Was it going for an angle slam there?
Oh my God.
I don't remember what exactly he was going for and he literally just told me to huck
him right here.
Angle slam, a slido suplex, a backdrop, a backdrop suplex.
There's a few things you could do out of that position.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Ripper with that big cell like.
I just had.
Oh, come on Greenleaf.
That was three.
Greenleaf can't count as always.
Per usual.
Oh my God.
It's fucking Kirby.
I haven't seen him forever.
Kirby Wackerman.
Fun fact is one of the most sent memes in my Discord server.
So it's totally because my brain is fucking weird.
So right before this is the one.
This is the one.
Oh yeah.
This one.
You see me in the background like, oh, he's just dead.
He did.
I think I saw those jeans too.
I literally.
Wow.
You know, that's for sure.
Did you see that?
Did you see him?
Look.
It's like Seth Rollins face.
Oh my God.
It's so.
Yeah.
It's the same.
I think that's the same look that Rip had when Eric clotheslined me out of my shoes.
Or it's very close anyway.
It's very close.
Oh my God.
Good.
So good.
So we go from Big Moxie.
We go from Big Moxie to Zach Burton.
What were the usually Levi's here to do all this?
I'm just making it up as I go.
What were the big influences for Zach Burton?
Well, the thing was I wanted to do something different.
And like I truthfully, like by the time that I had done everything that I felt, I had felt
like I'd done everything I could with Big Moxie.
Like even like respectfully, when even IWE management is getting bored of it, the sign
something needs to change.
So I wanted to do something different.
And I always wanted to do like some kind of darker, more psychological gimmick.
And that's what I was going and that's what I was originally going to do.
And unfortunately, the only like real chance I get to show it off in promos was when I
did my promo for my rematch against Eric for Pandemic Against Pandemic at the Dojo to kind
of show off.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I'm just trying to think of what the show name was.
It wasn't Pandemic at the Dojo 2.
We had another name for it.
I just can't think of what it is right off the end.
Pandemic at the Dojo was the one right before the road.
Well, no, we did that.
Then we went into the road, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
So it was Pandemic at the Dojo and then and then the road and me and Eric had those two
matches together.
The deserted Dojo match.
Fucking great match.
Oh, my God.
I missed is still on the ceiling.
I the what the mist is still on the ceiling.
Eric's green mist is still on the ceiling at the Dojo.
That's every now and then.
Randy looks up and it's like, motherfucker.
But no, it's like I will I will always hold both of those matches with Eric in such a
special place in my heart because like and I mean, I've told Eric this in personal conversations.
I'll say it in a million times over.
I hold so much respect for Eric.
He really did a lot and did a lot for me in terms of keeping me going with with wrestling
for a long time.
I honestly thought that when IWB had purchased M.E.W. again because of things that I was
told and because I was a young and original.
Yeah.
There's a current one now.
This is old school.
There's an old fusion.
But yeah, like because of things that I had been informed of, I didn't think Eric was
going to want to keep me on as a student.
But pleasantly surprised he did keep me on.
And you know, I do a lot of what I was able to do, you know, to Eric.
And I remember when Randy had actually approached me about Let's Wrestle in the first place,
he said, you know, who are some of the people you want to work with?
First name I said was Eric Johnson.
Yeah.
Because at that point, at that point, I was the only person in our training class who
had not gotten a one on one match with him.
I was the only one because they never one on one with him wasn't even a night of you.
He was literally global.
Yeah.
So I but I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to do something special with that.
And thankfully, we actually got that with Pandemic at the Dojo.
And I those matches.
Yeah, so much fun.
Not to mention the look that all y'all had when he dropped me on my head in that first
match.
I was right here.
The Johnson special.
I bobble headed when I did.
I was like, Jesus, it was what people are like, can you take
this and like, yes, not as well as I do.
Holy lag, Batman.
Are we in a temporal displacement here?
There we go.
Oh, he did the red mist.
I love how he's still wearing his freaking like Italian singlet under all of it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my shoulder.
Gross.
Oh, old or near.
Oh, he goes.
I remember him wearing the Italian singlet.
And I think it was Paul Dowling.
Is that a let's show?
And somebody in I swear to God, it's Paul.
You like go back to Mexico.
And Eric's like, dude, dude, I'm Italian.
I was like, I didn't know.
This is probably my second let's show here at an idea.
This is probably my second ever let's show ever.
And I just kind of went, well, Jesus, there's a little blast from the past for you.
Oh, no.
This is this is during my bad hair phase.
Yeah, I'm fairly certain.
During also rest of the.
Oh, my God, Griff.
Griff rest in peace, buddy.
And OK, so that was a fun match.
Yeah.
The Mutt's are pretty much no longer in existence.
Griff is unfortunately passed away.
What is his name?
Alex Kane.
Alex.
Yeah, Alex is a skinnier one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, because Randy is still Randy can still wrestle and he just wrestled for.
OK, OK.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was.
Randy is the one that you're talking about here.
Oh, yeah.
Jose is who you're thinking of.
Jose.
Yeah.
Jose's neck is like completely screwed up.
So yes, Levi will tell you the story.
So Levi and Jose had a one on one.
It was going to set up.
It was basically working to the Seawolves versus the Mutt's.
And we were excited to like work this program and stuff.
Well, Levi hits Jose with his he sets him up for a fireman's carry and flips him over
to a neck breaker.
Hmm.
Honestly, a pretty simple move.
But we didn't know his Jose's neck was as messed up as it was.
So JP, did you tell him this?
I think it was you that told Levi this.
Levi looked at you like, are you telling me I could have paralyzed the motherfucker?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
His face is like, holy shit.
So none of us knew.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bring around the Mahoney, not bring around the Mahoney.
Oh, God, this sucks.
He caught you right in the face.
No, no, no, no.
He actually didn't.
I can confirm that.
There's only been one time where I've ever truly been kicked in the face during a match.
It was not that moment.
However, since we are watching an Island Falls match, JP and I are here and we're both in
this match and the referee for this match is Joey Glietz.
I have a story for y'all.
The only person who is involved in the story not present at the moment would be Mr. Canada,
Ricky Williams.
So yeah, JP, shut your goddamn mouth.
JP is getting excited.
I'm going to get excited.
Let's hear it.
So I was living in Portland at the time and JP and Ricky were going to be my ride up to
Island Falls and we were also going to be grabbing Glietz on the way.
So they oh, Jesus, how can I forget this part of the match?
Randy didn't like how his chops landed twice.
So Griff just goes ahead and stiffs me on one.
He then immediately apologizes because Griff was like the biggest softie you ever met.
That reminds me sorry, really quick.
Yeah, fucking we're doing a supernova.
It's a five e five.
It's team Jesse Nolan versus team.
What was it?
Team Tony clash and short fuse.
I forgot what his name was, was in.
He was in the ring for most of the heat and kicking his ass, kicking his ass.
And I got him to the corner and I'm like, sorry, buddy.
Sorry for what?
And I just fucking just loaded a fucking like massive chop.
Oh, like and we like we continued on for like another two minutes.
I get in the ring and he goes, dude, just fucking bit me.
Just fucking bit me.
I'm like, like, like you just got one more spot and you're out.
And like, oh, my God, thank God.
I'm like, oh, you know, that's it.
Oh, thank God.
It fucking slips out tags, fucking rolls out, fucking pukes underneath the ring because
he's so Jesus.
Oh, we get out of that match sometimes for like five, six, seven minutes.
We beat the living piss out of him.
He took all the heat.
It was so fucking funny.
I know this whole match is just it's just agony.
Yeah, I'm just getting the wall.
Like that that was the shit.
Like here's the here's the fucked up thing.
Respectfully, respectfully, I should have been doing respectfully, but it was always
me.
It was always there was one time there was one time and it was when we did the triple
threat tag match with the Play Society and the fog and y'all didn't call shit for me
but the finish.
I forget this.
Sorry.
I forgot about this patch.
So that that I went I went unconscious for eight minutes in that match.
I didn't know where I was because John C kicked me in the back of the head and knocked me
out cold.
I totally forgot about that.
Hold on.
Before before you pull that out.
This is the story.
I want to hear the story.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the story.
So, so, JP JP and Ricky Williams had come pick me up and we had just left Fairfield
after picking up weights.
Now I'm just scrolling through my phone.
I'm reading whatever the hell I can find and I come across this article that immediately
piques my dumbass interest because it's five board games you won't believe exist.
The very first one is a very, very like horribly, horribly named racist game.
I'm not going to mention it here, but it's right there in the title.
Either way, it's horrible.
And it's like maybe after I get done reading off this list, everybody, it's like maybe
a good 45 seconds of just pure silence because apparently Ricky Williams is against driving
with the radio on.
Who is he?
Tajiri?
I guess.
Wow.
No, I was stretching my eyes.
I was bad timing.
Uh huh.
Sure.
So it's good 45 seconds.
It's good 45 seconds of silence and Gleats just looks over and he goes, hey, Monopoly.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And he goes, Monopoly?
What the hell are you talking about?
And he goes, Candyland.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And he just keeps off listening more board games.
And then finally I catch on.
I'm like, oh, he's just being a dank.
He's listening off every freaking board game you can think of.
So all four of us get in on the bit.
Oh Jesus.
We're doing this for like a good solid four minutes.
We're just laughing hysterically.
It stopped.
We're all looking like a bust.
It was great.
It was one of the dumbest things ever.
Well, we all finally stopped.
And again, it's like another two minutes, another two minutes go by.
And then Gleats says, Camper.
I'm going, what the hell are you talking about?
That's not a board game.
He points.
And that is when I look ahead through the windshield and I see that we are rapidly approaching
a recreational vehicle.
Literally right there in our face.
And this is because Ricky Williams is looking down at his phone.
Yeah.
And I'm in the passenger seat not realizing it either.
And so all four of us at the same time, all three of us, three of us just scream in unison
like at the same time as he fears how it's fucking road.
Like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's a good one.
And we're all sitting there just completely breathless.
Like holy shit.
We almost just got into a massive car accident because Ricky wasn't paying attention.
We're not trying to throw a shade.
We're just trying to be calm.
We're just trying to be calm and just like, you know, let the moment pass.
And then finally, after a few minutes go by, I said, that's it.
I'm not inviting any of you to board game night.
I just looked up and was like, mousetrap.
Of all people.
No, at that point, at that point, it's final destination.
Yeah.
Basically, basically.
Oh shit.
A great reference to that match you were just thinking of.
So the funny part about this entire match is the only time that Zach is in this match,
he had waited about this 10 minute match for about.
Oh, I remember you telling me the story.
Go for it.
It's into this match.
It had taken for him to finally get tagged in.
And as soon as he get tagged in, the crowd is waiting.
The crowd has been cheering for him.
He finally gets the hot tag and you'll see it here shortly.
But here in the beginning, I immediately get my first concussion and concuss.
I am out cold at this point and there is nothing that anyone knew.
No one knew what was going on.
I was not awake.
Is that Malik?
Is it?
No, that is Robert.
He used to be the original.
Him and Jose used to be the original players of society.
Yeah, I was unconscious for like minutes of all of this.
So like, as you can see, you know, we're four minutes into this.
I'm still taking the heat in this and it's a triple threat.
I'm still taking the heat.
It's really just hit me.
Which by the way, I would like to I would like to give the exact quote that I was given.
I would like to give the exact quote that I was given because these motherfuckers, these
five individuals spent a good 30 minutes talking, conferring, planning.
I was I had I said, you know what?
This is a tag match and I know that, you know, plays society and Danny and excuse me, I know
the fog are going to be, you know, more in control here because they're the ones calling
everything.
I'm not going to sit here and I'm not going to sit here and get in the way.
You know, I'm going to wait.
They say they say they're going to have something for me.
I'm going to wait.
Nothing.
Finally, I say, OK, like, is there any like particular is there any particular moment
you want to you want me to plan for?
And they say, oh, don't worry.
We'll plan for it.
Well, originally, what we're seeing when it comes originally, you were supposed to have
a hot tag, but because I went unconscious, I forgot everything.
Like, I forgot everything.
So this I don't even think this was supposed to happen either.
And I was supposed to get tagged back in.
Kenny wasn't supposed to be tagged in at all.
So I'm sitting up here and I'm like, I have to get back in the ring.
I was like, because I have to tag you in for the for the hot tag.
So again, we're we're eating.
I remember I remember in this moment you and I were trying to talk and I had no idea what
was going on.
Yeah.
And at this point, we're eight minutes in.
You had not been in this match once at this point.
And eventually I get back in.
So I think this is finally where we go to a situation where I was supposed to be.
This was on the fly at this point because I was I was literally walking unconscious.
I had no idea what was happening.
Oh, yeah.
So this was the setup.
Oh, it's like I die.
I die again, by the way.
It was a clothesline.
It's what I take immediately after by Kenny, because he just doesn't give a fuck.
And we were green as green as grass.
So here it was.
What's the phrase that Larry likes to use?
Green is goose shit.
He's a little different.
We're not.
I die.
Oh, I'm a ray when he.
I had that.
Oh, Jesus.
It's like Bubba Ray when he took the DDT off the ladder from Jericho.
Yeah.
The bulldog off the ladder Jericho knocked himself the fuck out.
And the Jericho is trying to tell him that like everything is in cost because Billy hit
you finish.
He goes, what's my finish?
Oh, yeah.
No, it hadn't happened.
So it's funny.
If I didn't know, you're waiting.
If even if I didn't know the fog was was Amber and Josie here, just the way that what was
humorous is Josie.
Right.
Yes.
So when the first one moved, moves in the ring, Josie is a very tell on how he moves
in the ring.
Oh, yeah.
Tell it's him.
I feel like both Amber and Josie had that when they were doing when they were doing
the fog.
And like even if they weren't like even if the body suits were, he'll be able to tell
who was who.
Yeah.
So here we are.
Ten minutes.
And I'm literally right next to him at this point.
He finally tags in.
We are finally ten minutes peak.
The crowd is at their toes.
They're literally standing on their feet, standing ovation ready for for, you know,
Matt Mahoney to get in and do this amazing, phenomenal hot tag.
Wow.
Ten minutes and 17 seconds.
There is Christ is Tony Khan booking this shit.
And by the way, by the way, I would like to point out, I would like to point out because
I if you guys if we do end up playing this for the actual finish, there's 30 seconds
left, so we're going to see it.
OK, so hold on.
No, no, no.
Pause it.
Pause it because I'm going to acknowledge this.
Oh, boy.
And I'm also going to say right now, I never wanted this to be my finish.
Literally never fucking wanted this to be my finish.
But because I had told Eric at one point that I was interested in putting a dragon sleeper
into my move set a little bit.
Eric suggested, well, then why don't you start doing the crossroads as your finish?
I never want to do the crossroads because I never felt comfortable doing it or safe doing
it.
But everyone always insisted, oh, no, no, no, we'll be fine.
So when Amber said, don't worry, we'll be fine.
I've heard that before.
Yes.
Like I feel every time I hit this damn thing.
Every time I felt so I felt so bad.
This is keep in mind, guys.
This is coming off of a hot tag, 10 minutes, like 10 minutes into the match, immediately
getting super kicked.
That was 30 seconds later.
Do you know?
Do you know how how surprised I am that there exists footage of me winning a match and I'm
not completely gassed?
The other one I won't show that has redacted and is our first tag.
So I'm there.
Aiden Andrews is a part of that match, but I won't show it because of the other fucker.
Yeah, let's not.
Let's not.
You're talking about the ref that's redacted.
No, I think he's talking to a guy who talks like this kid.
Yeah.
I mean, he's going to figure Jesus.
So at Walter Kielikowski School for Professional Wrestling.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
The minute I said that, everyone knows who that is.
I never met him.
Thank God you're lucky.
So he wasn't awful, but yeah.
Yeah.
He was awful.
He was always he was always decent to me.
I'll say it that way.
She was decent to anyone that, you know, didn't have never.
I'm not going to.
Anyway, baby, you stepped away from wrestling and you started doing getting into voice acting.
You want to know?
Do you want to talk about like how you got into that?
Like in the bar talk voice?
Of course.
Because like my coworkers, the next thing I'm a fucking jukebox.
Oh, sure.
Blame the bat.
We're easy targets.
I can't do a good one.
Let's let's leave the impressions to me.
OK, I can do it.
I can do a good stitch and a good goal.
That's about it.
Well, let's hear it.
Oh, you're on the spot.
You can do it.
Let's hear it.
All right.
Now, now this is this is this is just this is just because I know it's this is just because
I sent you that voice note of me doing the Austin promos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I feel like one of us needs to pick an actor.
The other one needs to pick like a line from something.
That's like a setting.
It's an episode of freaking Kimmel.
Like I was I was joking around with with Don when he initialed a message to me about the
show.
I was like, oh, man, I'm going to have to do shit because and I started joking around
and I was like, oh, who could what character that can I do an impression of that could
do it?
I could read a wrestling promo.
I think it would be funny.
And then as soon as I said that, I was like, oh, my God, Gandalf could do the Austin 316
promo right there.
Oh, and here's the thing.
Here's the baby to it.
But the thing is, the voice man can do what we'll get there.
But it's funny because like it literally just fell into my lap.
I was sitting there, I sat about and thought for a grand total of 30 seconds.
And the only thing that came to mind was you speak of your value.
You speak of your sorrow on 316.
Well, Gandalf 316 says you shall not pass.
By the way, Zach, I can tell you this, man.
My girlfriend caught one of your videos.
I think your Bartok one actually.
And she goes, this is great.
And I kind of looked at her like, that's Zach.
She's like, you know him.
I was like, yeah.
So I got to tell you, it is so funny because that is the second time that somebody has
said, oh, yeah, I saw something that you posted a while ago and I had no idea you could do
this.
And the funny thing is it was Malik.
It was Malik who he had reached out to me like a year ago at this point.
And when I get an all caps message, I just assume you're screaming at me.
Yeah.
Because when I send an all caps message, I'm screaming at you.
When I'm working, I just say per my last email.
But anyway, he messaged me out of the blue and he goes, dude, what the hell?
You can sing?
Because I had posted a freaking video.
I posted a video on TikTok of me just singing something from a freaking Disney movie at
one point, just joking around.
And it ended up in a compilation of the original creator.
I was like, okay, cool.
That's how you figure it out.
I was like, I literally looked at it and was like, dude, you knew I was a theater kid.
And if you didn't, how?
I have to mention one of the funniest things.
I don't think a lot of people realize this, but a lot of wrestling, especially like here
in Maine, a lot of us were at one point theater kids.
I've noticed a lot of it.
Like we were either actors in some way, shape or form or we were in production or we're
into music or so.
There's always some like performing thing that moves us into wrestling.
And we're like, theater with damage.
Yeah.
I mean, I think, you know, with how dynamic wrestling is, there's so much that can be
taken from other forms of media and there's, and other forms of performance, you know,
cause like you can, you can get something from, from really anything when you look at
it.
I mean, you know, of course, when you, when you look at theater, of course, you know,
obviously you've got, you've got your whole, your whole basic layout of how everything's
going to be set up.
But like for me, and like one of the things I like, if people had ever asked me like,
for my advice, I was like, fine.
Pick and choose from media, like what you, what you really enjoy and use that to, to
combine it together and to make yourself something in really, really something unique because
you can find other aspects from literally everything.
And like, I mean, I will say a good example and he may not agree with me, but
JP, one of the things, one of the things that he decided to do from the very, from the get
go was the whole break the cycle thing.
And that was, and that was based on a song lyric.
It was something, it was something that was, it was something that was important to JP,
but at the same time, the best part is Hannah yelling in the background.
Apparently, apparently, even JP's dogs don't like me talking about them, but no, like there's,
there's a, he, he took that and he ended up making it something that was unique for himself.
And then people started asking questions about it.
They started getting more intrigued and that's what, you know, got people into it.
So I mean, yeah, I mean, there's always something you can look for and there's always something
that you can, you can take into consideration.
And you guys asked about voiceover, the amount of times that I have had to stop myself from
going into voice actor mode when I was doing promos.
Cause like, here's the thing, I've always been a fricking walking cartoon character.
I will acknowledge that a lot of people have started to call that undiagnosed.
That's besides the point.
But there's always, there's always something that can be done.
Like one of the things that I feel wrestling definitely gave me a lot of is one of the
things that it taught me that I use a lot in voiceover is the importance of like how
you can use your tone through your performance.
Like one of the biggest, one of the biggest things that I was able to do when I was doing
the, the podcast that I was a part of for a couple of years, they had, they had given
me one line and they said like, you're, you know, this character that you're playing,
he's supposed to be very intense at this moment.
He is supposed to be absolutely furious.
But like, we also wanted like, make sure that he's, you know, he's not losing any of that,
that grip of his power.
But they said, we still want you to be, we still want you to be loud and rambunctious
and angry.
And I said, well, hold on a minute, if I may, can I try something first?
And they're like, all right, what do you want to do?
And I looked right at the director and I said, I want to do the exact opposite of that.
I would be like, you're saying, you're saying that he is, he's supposed to be absolutely
furious and he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be making a threat towards this person.
Can you tell me that it's really more intimidating to have someone screaming in your face than
someone absolutely keeping their cool as they look you dead in the eyes and threaten you?
Just let me let me just try this for one second.
And that was one that was one thing that I always tried to do in promos.
Like I didn't like always.
I like I didn't love screaming all the time.
I didn't always love being loud.
So there's so like in my record promos, that's when I would like back off and I would get
quieter and I would I would like make people listen.
JP, what's going on over there?
What the fuck JP?
Hannah just got home so the dogs just got in the picture.
Sorry.
It's all good.
All I hear is oh, oh, oh.
That's not talking, talking and like shit like that at all.
Yeah.
It's too nice.
You know what?
It's okay.
I totally understand the pure joy that comes over a dog when their preferred human comes
home.
Honestly, I was waiting for like a really witty like insult to me for some reason.
I'm used to it from you.
Yeah.
JP and I have an unwritten rule.
If I don't immediately make fun of him when I see him, he's going to think something's
wrong.
I know.
I think that he generally is upset with me.
If he does make an insult to me, then I'm like, oh, thank God he's here.
So do you have anything that you're like you're proud of, like anything that you that you
put out for like voiceovers or voice acting, anything like that, that you you like shit
up like something that you go back to every single day just to like replay it or or you
know, something that like I said, just very proud of that you've done.
I mean, like the entire show that I was a part of.
So for for for clarification on what that was, I was part of a I know it's going to
sound ridiculous, but I had a lot of fun doing it.
I was part of a podcast that was so proper.
And I at 26 years old, I was playing a 72 year old man.
And I will know if it's like I'm not I went in and I did that show and I just did a fucking
impression of Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life.
And they they enjoyed it enough to the point where they brought me back to the show.
And I it the thing that I'm most proud of when it comes to that show is like from the
very first episode, you can tell that was my very first voice acting gig.
But as I as I kept going on, I got more comfortable with the character and I always have fun with
it.
But like even just like the little stuff that I will put out online every once in a while,
I just have fun with it.
And like the stuff that I'm most proud of is when I know that I've made somebody smile.
Like my favorite video that I've ever put out was when I did the whole Lord of the Rings
and Lord of the Rings characters is your Baldur's Gate companions.
That is my favorite video that I've ever put out just because of how many people were like
oh my God, like this is like I like I haven't played all the way through the game, but this
is this is so much fun.
I love hearing this getting a general.
Yeah, I've officially beat it twice.
I said so you're going to judge me for this.
No, I know I have over 450 hours in the game.
I've only beat it once.
But that's because I can't stop making new characters.
That's been my problem, too.
I keep going.
Oh, man, maybe I'll play.
What day is this?
Maybe I'll play that I haven't played any like the original like the the original companion
run throughs.
I haven't done any of that yet.
So I have my.
Yeah, I only have one.
I only have one origin character run through going right now and I'm playing as a star
in over here.
I have made him so broken.
I made him so broken.
Joey Nails, I only know that game for the hot green and red woman.
OK, you plebian.
I said that first off, they have names.
They have names that was L.A. and Carlyle.
Carlyle is by the way, about regarding regarding the the other voices I can do more than you
can.
I love how there's just a fight going on in our fucking chat.
I've been.
We're not even fucking paying attention.
I'll take your petty garbage and get out of here.
I honestly I'm going to perfectly honest.
I didn't even know I could read the comments that were happening right now.
I think if you get comments.
Yeah, I've already I've already fixed it.
I've already been there a while.
So you I probably have asked this a million times, but the audience themselves, who is
in your mind the.
Best voice actor like actor that you can impersonate?
Oh, jeez.
I think it was the best voice actor.
I was about to judge.
I was like, oh, my best impersonation.
I mean, that's the best.
And it's probably one that I've heard a million times and I'm sure I'm right.
Oh, don't lie to me, boss.
I know you just want to hear this one.
Actually, I will.
I'd set the mic down.
Do other things.
I will ask because I'm curious because I have my select voice actors that I'm huge fans
of.
Yeah.
Who is your favorite voice actor?
Where is your like who do you think is number one?
Oh, as far as number one, I don't really think that I could put an actual label on that for
some of my favorites that would easily have to go to the guys that I actually met a year
ago now.
Me and Ethan Scott, we drove down to my hometown in New York and we went to go see we would
go see a show called Animaniacs Live, which was starring Rob Paulson and Maurice LaMarche,
who are the voice of Yako and also Pinky in the Brain, respectively.
And those guys were so like just genuinely kind.
I will say it was a little bit disturbing seeing Rob Paulson slip into his Carl Weiser
voice for with a member of the audience.
And find out that it was actually the wife of somebody who I went to high school with.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, excuse me.
No, I'm sorry.
Not quite somebody I went to high school with somebody I knew in high school.
So it was so, so funny.
Speaking of Piki in the Brain, I just got to do this.
My favorite Piki in the Brain line of all time, of course, is always like, I can't do
the impression right.
But it's like, Pinky, are you wondering?
I think so, Brain.
But what are we going to get Rob a pass at this hour?
I guarantee I'm going to tell you right now, as I as they had said it during the show,
and also because I have heard Rob Paulson say it several times.
Can I tell you my favorite one?
Good.
Go ahead and give me the setup line, Dylan.
You just said it.
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well, I think so, Brain.
But if Jack's black and Betty's white, does that make Marvin gay?
Damn good.
I love it.
No, I would like to say I have heard that three times before hearing it live.
It's so much harder life.
Oh, my God, that's great.
It's so much harder.
And the absolute look of disdain that Maurice LaMarche had on his face the second that came
out of his mouth.
So can I've joked about this before this podcast?
It's so funny, depending who the guest is.
Sometimes sometimes we'll get pure wrestling.
Eric was pure wrestling.
But depending on the guest, sometimes we just delve off into a left, left, like a left turn.
That's the thing, man.
Like that's that's why I was like, I wasn't 100% sure.
I was like, oh, man, are you sure you guys want to do that?
Because like, I haven't I'm going to be honest, I have been like so separate from wrestling
over the past few years.
Like I just catch the highlights these days.
I don't really watch a lot of the product.
And I mean, the only connection I have to it is y'all.
So you're basically saying that we'll never see you again wrestling.
I didn't say that.
There's promotions out there.
I would truthfully I would love to because there are a lot of people that I would love
to work with again.
And there are a lot of people and there are a lot of things that I wanted to that I still
wanted to do there.
You know, for prime example, oh, my God, like if I if you were to tell me if I were to be,
you know, in perfect condition again, and if there was any chance in hell that I'd ever
get one more match with BRG.
Because listen, I have worked with a lot of people out of everybody that I've worked with.
No disrespect to anybody else, but BRG every time we worked together because he was one
of the first guys that I really wanted to work with.
And I remember that was I wonder if if JP will remember this.
You remember when Eric first started doing the student shows and because oh, God, who
was it because we got we got that group of four, I think.
And Brett was the only one who stuck around.
Thank God.
Oh, yeah, little tiny little Todd Harris.
With his Harris Country Club Championship belt.
Yeah, it was like a paper thin like title that went around his waist almost twice over
because he was so small.
Oh, but no, when he he started coming up for the for the student shows and then he became
a little bit more of a frequent guy after new management had taken over.
And he was one of the first guys that we had really he and I really wanted to work with
each other for a while.
And here's how much of a raw deal he got.
He got to work with me the night after Amber dove off the basketball hoop and put it through
a table.
I had that clip.
I can't find it anymore.
Oh, I had it.
And then Levi's did that and got we got banned from the fucking building.
It wasn't Levi's fault.
There's other things going on in that building is we we notoriously fickle.
In that building with our street fighters.
Yeah.
I got in trouble for breaking chairs that we didn't break anything, though.
That's what I read.
We didn't break anything.
We broke ourselves.
Yeah, I had 12 years.
OK, OK.
All right.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, y'all been asking me the tea for as long as I've been here.
Now y'all got to spill the tea.
Number one, what building are you talking about?
OK, OK, OK.
So we it was me, Levi and Kat versus JP Primer.
And I was like, I was like, I couldn't remember which side you're on for a split second.
I knew you were there.
I just said there's a few matches you were on the other side.
The fucking look.
No, no, no, shut up.
A lot of the shit has blurred my brain now because of the head injuries.
And I know the wrestling fucking business is forgetting about me.
Now my own fucking tag team partners forgetting about me.
So Jesus Christ.
So anyways, go on.
So we were having a street fight and there was no blood in the street.
We did.
None of us bled.
I don't think we just we just beat the ever loving crap out of each other.
And we threw each other all over that building.
We should have cut about 10 minutes out of the match.
That's about more than 10 minutes.
Yeah, at least 10 minutes.
But we were kind of just having it get to the point where we're like we didn't call
anything for any of this.
We were just having fun at some point.
And poor Alexander Lee's on the call calling this.
And you hear him just dying.
You have to watch the match with the commentary.
It's just been six drinks in deep.
The minutes of just pure comedy.
And yeah.
And then the doc.
So Randy starts to call with him and also doc ozone takes over.
It just comes out of nowhere.
It was so bad.
Randy's like, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
So yeah.
So my god, if there's one basketball hoop, if there's one gift that professional wrestling
has given me in this life more than anything, doc, motherfucking ozone.
Yeah.
So Levi ended up jumping off the basketball hoop.
I got thrown into a stack of tables and had chairs fall on me.
I pounced Lee Miller into a stack of chairs.
Yeah.
So we didn't break anything per se, but I think they're grumpy with us.
Well, it's they they claim that we broke their chairs, which we didn't even use.
It was our chairs.
They were our chairs and then the basketball hoop.
And then the there was something else, too, that I don't think they just wanted us back
there.
I think that's what it was.
And then was a primer who ran another show in Fairfield and PW.
Yeah.
And we got banned from there because apparently the door wasn't locked and somebody got in
and fucking sorry shit all over the bathroom.
All right, on that bombshell, I am so sorry.
And JP is going to be the only one who gets this.
But I'm sorry, Dylan and Big Cat, with how y'all are dressed in this match, I thought
I was watching Knuckle Busters match for a second.
I'm not judging.
I'm just saying.
I can't.
My fucking shoes.
Yeah.
God.
No, did you wear the love capture?
No, no.
You are wearing cats.
I'm wearing cats.
Goddamn three w belts.
I put so much work into them.
Do we really have to watch this again?
I did just a little highlight.
Well, this match is terrible.
I mean, it's great for spots.
This match was overall fucking terrible.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Primer pick up the chair.
I was like, that was the receipt for when I threw the no, I did.
I just threw the chair at you yet.
He busted my elbow up later on.
Oh yeah, it was bad.
Dislocate my tongue fucking later in the match.
Everyone is wearing jeans and I don't know what's going on.
Yep.
I'm wearing yoga pants jeans, which is even better.
That's where Levi got crippled.
Yeah, he almost got paralyzed there.
His life almost died.
He was killed and brought back to life.
I can't think of anything else to progress with.
My favorite thing I did in this whole match is there's a plastic hand.
There's a plastic Halloween hand and I grabbed primer by the face of it and put my hand on
top of it and you hear Ben go the claw with the claw.
It was just fucking stupid.
Dude, that stop sign that you fucking hit me with you and primer had no give and that
fucking hurt.
I would have just gone with it.
This just makes me really glad the only beatings I take these days are from a four year old.
I just kicked him in the next weekend down this path.
Good times.
You're just trying to find where to throw the fucking chair at you that we just.
I must have been right there.
This right here, all of this here is pure absolutely hell.
That was like a fucking bunk.
This match is so bad.
The Adel kick a doom.
This fucking hurt too.
This is where I start untying fucking green leaf shoes.
This is literally the definition of how horrible this match was.
This match is so bad.
So we try to get Wallace to swing at us at least three times in this match and he would
never swing at us.
That's not a nautical nightmare.
That's the hash slinging slasher.
Levi, if you do it.
I want to double stop you.
You can see it didn't do anything.
That was the worst camera angle.
Why didn't I hit fucking.
Okay.
Can you stop this match?
Seriously, I don't want to.
I don't want to fucking watch this match.
I'm tired of seeing this fucking god awful goddamn match.
It's not even the worst one I've ever had.
Actually, okay.
So there are a couple.
We do have a couple like actual wrestling questions to ask.
So favorite title belt.
You know what?
I'm I'm I'm wow.
You know what?
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm ashamed that I had to think about this.
Oh, oh.
I didn't break nothing.
Shut up.
Zach is a firester.
So right.
He said he didn't break anything and he could fucking hear us.
I'm out.
Why don't I even have to think about this?
Oh, I get that one actually in the back room.
What's that?
I get the same belt in the back room.
Yeah, it doesn't your headset on.
You probably can't hear me.
No, I couldn't.
I said I've got the same one in the back room.
I also have the FTW.
Yeah, I love that he didn't know he couldn't hear you.
And he was like, yeah, I mean, shut up.
But yeah, like, I don't know, because I remember one of the very first pay per view DVDs I
actually owned was 06 One Night Stand.
And I remember watching the extra promo from the very first televised ECW where Paul handed
that title to Rob Van Dam and Rob Van Dam in his infinite wisdom said, hey, you know
what, Paul, this is really cool.
But you know what?
I think I'm going to keep this one too.
You know why spins?
So OK.
Speaking of that belt, who is your favorite holder of that belt?
Does it specifically need to be that fun?
Well, I just not that not the WWE.
But the easy.
Yeah.
OK.
So my favorite.
I mean, it's I mean, there are so many great options.
They will be judging.
Well, I mean, I also did have the privilege of working with a former ECW champion.
So I mean, I may be a little bit biased towards Shane Douglas a little bit.
But I mean, I'm sorry.
Stop the presses for five seconds and rewind the whole story.
You get to work Shane Douglas.
Yeah, I wrestled a one on one with Shane Douglas.
He's elaborate.
Yeah.
So it was right after I'd actually won the main state title after they had kept me on
that chase for nine goddamn months.
Like JP will confirm with you literally every time they told me that I was winning the fucking
belt, they told me I wasn't winning the fucking belt.
And then they.
Oh, yeah.
I was supposed to win the IWL and then I broke my tailbone.
I know.
So it was right after I won the main state title and they had brought in they had brought
in Shane Douglas says, no, it was when I won it for the second time because this was this
was when everything was going downhill.
So for context, Amber had just had just won the IWB championship.
And in the same night, I won the main state title for the second time.
So they bring in Shane Douglas for the next two shows.
And the Fairfield show is me and Shane Douglas.
And then the Brewer show is going to be Amber and Shane.
All right.
Now, which I get to Fairfield, I am losing my mind because like I've watched Shane Douglas
plenty.
It's freaking Shane Douglas.
Yeah.
And the biggest confusion I was the fact that I I stood eye to eye with this man.
Yeah, she's not super tall.
He's what?
Six one.
But like, OK, let's think for a second.
First time I had actually seen Shane Douglas was like in on a VHS tape from 1999.
Yeah.
So look pretty big on TV.
But anyway, he he super nice guy, super, super cool.
He said, there's like, oh, yeah, we'll we'll just keep it simple.
We'll have we'll have some fun.
But they wanted to let you know, they also showed me your promo.
Good stuff.
Really, really enjoyed it.
That's that's not that's not the funny, funny part of the story.
And I you know, we have our match.
He goes over on me, whatever.
He does.
He does a little promo.
I give him one back.
I decide I say, you know what, let's let's let's have a little bit more fun.
I got an ECW chant going at the very at the very end.
And he gets back in the ring and he goes, you know what?
You just reminded me of something else.
You started an ECW chant and then he goes ahead and gives the introductions for the
other two members of the Triple Threat, Chris Candido and Bam Bam Bigelow.
And he and he holds and he holds up three.
And it was just such a cool moment to be a part of because like he's actually saying
they're just giving like an actual introduction of like how they would be announced coming
down to the ring.
And I'm just like, this is this is neat to be a part of.
Yeah.
But yeah.
And that's not the funniest part of the night.
The funniest part of the night is the conversation that I was sitting next to Shane Douglas
while he had while he had a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very stupid question asked to him.
So I'm just going to for to protect the names of the dump.
We're going to refer to the we're going to we're going to do it here.
We're going to now we're just going to refer to this person as Tic Tac because everybody
doesn't know immediately who I'm talking about.
He now if there's one person, if there's one person that Shane Douglas really despises
in the wrestling business and he's been very vocal about that person, just Ric Flair.
Okay.
Ric Flair.
Let's think a little bit.
Shawn Michaels, a little bit more, more in the billionaire range.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm working my way up the ladder.
I'll get there.
The the I I literally in this moment, my brain paused and I just heard that that audio clip
of y'all want to see a dead body because this guy looked Shane Doug.
Okay.
This guy looks Shane Douglas dead in his eyes.
And by the way, I couldn't I couldn't see who had said that.
But I'm a smack it the next time I see you.
But this guy looked him dead in his eyes and he goes, hey, I got a question about ECW.
I remember reading an article about how about how everything that about Paul being in control
was just optics and then it was actually Vince funding everything at the same at the time.
The look that Shane Douglas gave me can only be described up.
Is he fucking serious right now?
It's that it's actually that moment.
That's a huge rumor, though.
It's a family guy moment.
Actually Vince was funneling money to ECW for a little bit.
I'm running into Paul, not to Paul.
Yeah.
I know I think it's an episode of Stu where Stu is like, are you serious?
And there's the whole head tilt.
I hate that we have these cool matches.
I want to fucking look up and I can't find them.
So by the way, Shane Douglas is one of my favorites also.
I get Shane on the podcast.
Dude, I'm not joking.
Do you know how much I've been poking at primer and Neil to get Shane Douglas up here?
I'm like I told primer I'm like I don't care for the 30 second match and I take the fair
the franchiser and I get pinned.
I will take that match.
I'm not even joking.
Hit me with the franchiser.
One, two, three.
I worked with Shane Douglas.
Some of the rumors of like what was the book for MPW like for like tag team.
Dude, I'll be honest.
Like no fucking way you're going to get those.
I'll be honest.
I've been talking.
I've talked to a couple of people about stuff.
And yes, there's been things that have been very close.
So one of the things I'm going to pull back very close.
I'm still pissed about it.
One of our matches we were supposed to have the Rock and Roll Express help us out.
That was Ricky Morton and Kerry Morton.
What had happened was when the date come up, I guess Ricky was Ricky was ready for it.
Kerry was ready to come up for it.
What had happened was NWA booked them for the exact same night.
And you kind of have to go with the nationwide company.
I was going to say like yeah, I don't think anybody can judge them for that decision.
No, no, no, no.
I wasn't even like I heard that.
I was kind of like, yeah, no, that's legit.
Yeah, I've done the same thing.
That's what happened with Randy Carver with What's His Face.
I can't remember that was supposed to come up for AEW.
And he's like, I'm going to the show in the UK.
It's like he's like it.
Randy's like, yeah, yeah.
Wembley.
Yeah, go for it.
I'm not going to be pissed about it.
A good one was how what was it?
There was.
Oh, actually, one of the funniest things I've speaking this.
Sorry, Zach.
I know.
I love that story just because it made me think of it.
We had back when Vacation Land is running.
The owners came up more than once and like, oh, yeah, so we're going to kind of get this
person and this person and this person.
And yeah, I've been talking to the young bucks and they're going to come in and I went like,
like what?
Yeah, the young bucks was like, do you mean the executive vice presidents of the second
biggest wrestling company in the world are going to come here to Maine to Brewer and
wrestle for 40 50 bucks in front of 500 150 people I don't think so yeah and I
make a hundred K a year on my only fans like what the hell kind of lies you tell
exactly I don't know I don't know if I should say this but wasn't that fucking
the Dudley's mentioned at one point yeah D. Von K. W. yeah at the time it could
but in the Hardys
artist technically could happen I'm the only reason I say that technically could
happen is because they're asking for TNA right now and TNA does have open
contracts where you can go work independent dates so if they want to
show the money get the Hardys up here that's on them I want to sell Hardys get
my ass kicked I'll take a fucking I'll take a fucking Swanton shit on oh she
says I can start judging Swanton's who's the hardest Swanton I've ever taken
leaks Ambers or Jeff Hardys I bet you just know it will tell you Ambers
listen
listen Jesus there is nothing there for me is you want to talk about something
that fucking hurt let's talk about an amber Swanton when she was angry yeah I
think this is what happened to Jess too I will never ever forget oh watching
watching I remember there was a time I remember there was a time when we were
all practicing and amber had the crash pad down in the corner and the distance
was just off enough and the look I saw on Amber's face I never want to see
again yeah no yeah it was probably like that match I screwed up on and I started
getting the shit kicked out of me oh yeah when you get chopped the fuck out of yep
yep yep yep I'll start going to that actually speaking that's Steve the hard
moves what is the worst bump you've ever taken and what's the worst bump you've
ever seen worst I've ever taken oh please please enlighten me but I would
love to hear your guess it I feel like it's one of the time one of our time
matches I feel or maybe you and maybe Ricker I'm not mmm I don't remember any
bad ones with this no I think I think I think you saw one of them that that
that suplex that I took where I got to where I have no memory of rolling out of
the ring which by the way literally very next night you guys were just talking
about vacation land yeah I had the owner of vacation land launched into me yeah
both collided who had skull to skull that sucked speaking of I might be doing
a show on March 8th I might you're ruining your career stop doing garbage
things for garbage people it's not the worst thing we've ever done yeah as for
the worst I've ever seen no no no I'm gonna okay I'm gonna I'm going to say
this and I feel so horrible because I cannot remember her name but it was in
it was in it was at in or no and it was one of the let's wrestle scramble
matches I already know where you're going with this I was Serena and that was
the yeah yeah that that was one of the worst things I've ever seen and I am I
was so glad she ended up being okay but oh I know yeah me I remember I was there
for that I was either in the crowd or running music I can't remember one of
what I was doing my what I remember went up to Randy it was like you need me to
take her to the hospital yeah yeah all I remember is it was TJ and someone else
in the ring and they called the end of the fly so they could finish it up
because she rolled out and Oh bro and I think Murdoch were both there and they
rolled in they rolled over are you good so we talk about this too all the time
but we've never fucking shown it oh yeah yeah yeah this is this is gross this is
gross so I am glad she's okay shout out she's actually I think she's a dental
hygienist now actually yeah and yep yep the body don't fold that way yeah no I
don't know if it was missed I think it was just missed times missed times yeah I
think TJ's just did not kick off honestly and no no no he don't TJ man
that guy is a great great worker great work great guy and just it was just a
missed time yeah no I don't I don't really think that like and here's the
thing like at the at the end of the day what we're doing is live performance you
know yeah we can't we can't sit there and meticulously go over everything over
and over again yeah there's always gonna be risk and you know nobody can sit here
and you know really fault anybody at the end of the day so like she was she was
up and I gotta say too I gotta say dad is whenever somebody's hurt always yeah
like the first one right there through the curtains like he'll be sure everyone's
good okay he like let me let me say this about Ben and I say this is a nice way
possible he is the most deceptive person you will ever meet because he is one of
those people who like truly makes you believe that he hates all the fucking
humanity but the second thing he knows that he actually cares about you he will
do any he will frickin go to war yeah he's a very good person such an amazing
guy some promoter was trying to fuck with his students and he let me know I
will drive to your house and beat the shit out of you and in your front yard
yeah the things that I have heard come out of Ben's mouth to this day my
favorite will still be I will come over there and piss on your rhubarb it makes
no sense like you guys hold on hold on hold on hold on I don't know not everybody
here with this but this is one of my favorite Ben moments in the wild
well this is not this is not the right one I am I am gonna have to find one I'm
gonna have to find the the Ben video that I that I have from that first same
trip we were talking about earlier from when he had decided that I was gonna do
the rest of his takeout order the Stewie Cripple voice Ben apparently is super
against the idea of lifted trucks because the ramp that he went on oh my
god he literally screamed as I'm recording just so I can show this lifted
truck he's screaming as loud as he can look at look at this shit he's going
slow he's got a jacked up truck for his fucking tiny dick and then as soon as I
turn the camera back around and I say what have I gotten myself into Ben
finishes the video with I hope you don't send that to your pastor
oh god oh god damn it I need to hook this thing together there it is I found
it okay speaking of finding stuff uh next can you find that fucking promo for
oh yeah give me a sec I actually know where it is so give me a sec so the the
bowling alley where it's I think it's primers like this this best man hanging
out type thing before his wedding if I remember correctly and we're just
shooting the shit and and bed and fucking primer got show up we're just
having a blast fucking throwing those balls dude how many times we throw those
balls and donkeys would jump the opposite lane and just hit the other
balls that's going down they fucking shoot halfway across the thing I thought
we're gonna get kicked out at one point it was so fucking funny this is this is
making me really really glad that I've made that I've actually not actively
made plans to go act strong with that man because I love I love acts throwing
if I went with Ben that might end up in a felony there's no Bangor apparently
that you can do that yeah on here so I have to play it from my phone but this is
August 2019 at the Skowhegan State Fair this is Ben introducing Matt Mahoney from
behind the curtain
he literally looked at me I'm so yeah thanks Ben fucker oh and by the way
even better is when he actually completely forgets your name and just
calls you your shoe name he then he then made it worse by calling my opponent
Dexter's most popular male stripper 2019 and considering who my opponent was for
that match I just want to dry he thinking about it I'm sorry who was it
done that but I'm just gonna put it like this so he has a fucking one of those
crazy things for fucking bowling Jesus Christ put it in center it's so what I
love hanging out with dad does fucking I I remember the last time that I had
actually gotten him to really chuckle which by the way everybody knows about
Ben's trademark laugh right like everybody knows the one where he really
gets going because he's no no no no no no no not that one this is everybody
thinks that I'm talking about that one Ethan Scott learned the hard way that's
not the one I'm referring to because when Ben really thinks something's funny
he does not ha ha ha no when Ben thinks something's funny you'll hear this fucking
noise yeah yeah oh my god I the last time that I'd gotten him so a couple
friends and I we'd go into a concert in Bangor we would go to see we had gone to
see Judas Priest me I'm that asshole who went for the opener but you went for
Sabaton yes yeah so did I but someone was late we missed freaking Kingdom of
Heaven was that me yes those you I was I was late you were late we missed the
first two songs Wow oh you whore how dare you so anyway right before Judas
Priest is about to wrap up me and me and Ethan Scott was like yeah you know why
don't we go over to the bar oh bar that Ben works at real quick say hi because I
was crashing with Ethan that night driving home in the morning and I went
over we went over to the bar and Ben wasn't expecting to see me but he comes
up he gives me a big hug and he goes oh so what did you think of the concert I
was like well I mean Sabaton was great and Judas Priest was great but I feel
like they really cranked up the volume when Judas Priest came out yeah he's in
Halford at all he was like really was it that bad I was said dude it was like
they turned the volume not up to 10 not up to 11 but fuck your ears in the head
they wrote in on yeah yeah the only song I remember from the entire priest set I
you know another thing coming I was because I recognized it and what are
their new songs is called one newer song is called crown of horns and that's the
first time I've ever heard it and I was like I fell in love with that song so
yeah hold on I found that promo by the way yes my favorite promo my favorite
promo this it's this one and then the one with King King Eric and yeah full
screens bitch I get we're all here in NCW welcome down to me now come down
man's group almost like a posse wait I mean we get to be the main I love Jess at
the end sorry dad a little bit behind the curtain for that too I wasn't supposed
to say the posse part Spencer was completely forgot I can't get over the
arms we did that what that was one take by the way one take and I'm sitting
there trying not to burst out laughing because I'm like I knew the minute I saw
Ben grab me shorts I'm like oh god those run up on he's another one he's another
one of those guys who like I've honestly said like you guys asked her I was like
if there was ever a chance for one more run on me if I was ever gonna if I was
ever going to have that one more run he's who I want to end it with and I've
told him that just because like Ben and I have had so much fucking fun when we
were wrestling together the y'all want to know the crazy one of the weirdest
spots that well not one of the weirdest but one of the craziest spots I ever
did with Ben so fatal four-way match yawning it's me Ben Calvin strange and
Amber Larry's doing a benefit show I'm the only heel going over that night no
Jesus literally the only heel they decide that there we're gonna do a
tower of doom spotting amber amber is on top is on the top rope getting ready I
stop go for the big freaking you're the biggest fall yeah big fall away Calvin
under one leg Ben under the other the there is one photo where Ben looks like
he is in so much pain trying to lift me up and I will never be able to find the
meme again but I made I made I made it a joke about it Jesus who thought it was a
good idea to lift this fat motherfucker the only tower of doom spot I ever did was with ace and I'll never do it over
my thing is I'll take a tower do I'll be the guy taking like the suplex or the
powerbomb because I can take my own bump at that point I don't want to be in the
middle because that's just death oh also Zach you you're the only one though get
this reference
little friend here what's this what's this magic in the so you know like
there's multiple promotions that you know you could always come back you know
yeah and PW and on by Neil and primer you know got any UW there here's here's
the here's the other thing and this is this is 100% like the one of the biggest
reasons why I don't you know immediately just dive in and say you know what I
want to go for it because the thing is I know number one wasn't always the most
consistent when it came when it came to a lot of things when it came to like
actually taking care of myself physically and make sure that my health
was okay and also like making sure that my conditioning was still good didn't
always treat it didn't always like when I when I really look at it didn't always
treat everything with the most uproar utmost respect and that is one thing that
I would definitely want to change the other thing is like I mean I know that
you know if I want it bad enough I'd make it work the closest ring to me is an
hour and a half away yeah and I you know got a four-year-old so yeah and yeah so
it's just like my priorities in a different place if they were if it were
to happen somewhere down the road and it would knew we're able to work out
somehow it would be great but at the same time I am gonna hold on to the
memories that I do have because I had a hell of a lot of fun yeah I I give I
give JP so much shit but oh my god the the amount of times that we were just
sitting there the other way being complete well in my in for me he's over
here so I'm pointing the way that I'm waiting and you know what if you know
what it's gonna be it's gonna be even funnier because then viewers gonna be
like why the hell they switch and he's still not pointing to the right guy
yeah it's all right at least I don't wait and listen I'll wave to the
wait wait goodbye to the audio fuck I'm still doing the same work that I was
doing so but no like I look I look back at all the members that I made and all
the all the all the laughs that I had like Jesus Christ another another good
one for you real quick we were talking about the mutts earlier we were talking
about the mutts earlier give you a great great one about the mutts we're doing
King in New England Griff was supposed to be the surprise entrant for the night
because they had just split as a team and the entire bit was a Griff was
coming out eliminating Randy and then he was gonna do a taker dive and
eliminate himself I'm standing in the back huh wait didn't this actually
happen yes I'm telling the story I'm telling the story about what happened
shut the fuck up and let him tell the story god damn Jesus Christ like I know
you turned on me but that was years ago like you and y'all invited me okay yeah
he's a guest on this podcast you won't shut the fuck up for 15 fucking seconds
for him to talk holy shit you know originally as a producer you were
supposed to be on discord shutting the fuck up and control them show in the
back and I was being nice because everybody decided not to show up on the show
there we go oh wow this this is the episode where it's all imploded and this
just goes ahead and confirms the theory that Zach ruins everything
don't start JP I'll start ruining Disney movies for you and I mean really
ruin me Oh Hannah just said don't you dare
JP that's a very dangerous very dangerous thing to say and you're
probably gonna get a message from me after this now so anyway Griff Randy
and I were in the back we're all talking they've already got their they've
already got their spot plan there and you know we're all gonna figure out and
we're me and Randy start having a conversation and Griff just reaches for
something it's the most random thing you can find you know what he finds you know
those stupid little push broom things that like are supposed that have like
the adhesive on and they pick up all that all the crap off the carpets or
whatever he picks up one of those and he just starts pushing it around and by
the way back of city side is still disgusting that floor is not ever gonna
be clean he's now they did a lot of work there well no no no no no no I'm sorry
not that and not the like actual room that we would perform in the actual
back-changing area oh no no that's I'm saying they don't want to work back
there so anyway he just starts pushing it around and Randy just looks at me
goes what in the hell are you doing Griff without missing a beat just
looking he goes what does it look like I'm cleaning I can't help myself the
first thing I say the first thing that comes in my head is oh my god
riff you look like a discount Kenny Omega Randy immediately responds with he
starts cracking up into laughter and immediately swans with oh my god he's
the Swiffer the slip I kid fucking I've seen rainy carpet past fucking on the
road I'm not gonna explain what happened but there was a rib that happened and oh
my god it was it was bad which one which one are we talking about the when the
limitless championship disappeared oh my god I'm not gonna give I'm not gonna
give out names someone took the title belt moved it from playing to play be
already as a rib as a joke Randy went from 0 to 1.6 billion let me explain
something to you guys the people who are listening you don't fuck with Randy on
show days because he's always stressed as it is he wants to make sure it's
perfect yeah so you leave you leave Randy the fuck alone I'll be a limitless
tomorrow I'll be like Randy what do you need cool if you need me I'll be over
there yeah I was like what do you need me to do like over there like so as a rib
somebody took the belt and hit it and oh my god I thought he was gonna cancel
everything of how pissed he was easy looking for the bell when no one knows
where it is everybody was the bell all of a sudden oh my gosh it was so bad
that no yeah that and he's screaming at dozer was kind of funny but yeah I've
never I've never seen Randy Carver pissed I've never really seen him pissed
thankfully I've had him mad at me once but that was different
he wants to I have yet to have him mad at me there's worse no actually that's a
lie I did I did have him mad at me recently by accident why I was half
awake and I showed up late to the show with the trailer the trailers out back
and didn't know that the trailer is basically being held on by a thread so
I'm half awake I've been working all day and got here to South of the ring like
oh my god I'm so fucking tired so somebody's chatting and I go take a plop
what it didn't even really plop I just like looked at the fucking like oh
that's a nice place to sit sat on the trailer and fucking all like rust
everything like oh my like oh my god shit like well I gotta tell Randy and
all he was so pissed at me I'm like I'm like I'll pay for it I'm sorry like I
didn't I didn't mean to I didn't know yeah he's like it's like no I just it's
it's alright it's good but it's like I was like oh like he's like this is why
fucking told everybody don't like like I just got here I'm sorry this is what I
gotta say it about Randy though I've seen Randy hot and Randy does get hot
occasion I showed he's especially he'll get he'll get mega hot but it's like
five minutes yeah he'll get super like it's that but he has to just it's kind
of it's the old adage I'll get over but I gotta be I gotta be dramatic about it
first he's not dramatic he's really pissed and then usually it's like five
minutes later he's cool he cools right down he's like alright we'll see what I
don't think you're gonna find yeah I don't think you're gonna find many more
people as passionate as Randy Carver oh absolutely like oh it's it is yeah it's
it's insane well do we do we have any more questions or anything else we want
to talk to the heck of them? I don't know yeah I mean just like some people are throwing in the chat that
loves to see a big Moxley versus JP. JPizzle yeah we only we only had we
only had surprisingly enough after after he had turned heel on me we only had
one singles match against each other yeah it was fun it was fun and I will
never forget I will never forget how as soon as we locked up with that match you
and I started laughing about the promo that we had caught on each other because
you and I you like you had you were like really going it you would try to
go all in on it and right at first you would like talking you would you just
talking all this he was talking all this shit about how you know rightful
mainstay champion should should be him blah blah blah and I finally I came out
and I looked back he's like you know you know if you really believe that if you
really believe that I will gladly give you your opportunity but I can't help but
think about one thing that you said just a couple months ago JP remember what you
said when you looked right into the camera as you held up your newly won IWE
tag team championship with Ricky Williams you remember what you said you
looked right at the camera and you said Matt Mahoney look what I was able to do
without you well look what I was able to do without you bitch and the moment that
we and the moment that we locked up the immediate laughter we both burst into
crying so hard dude I hate that too when you work with someone enough or you're
just really good friends with someone you lock up and you just kind of look at
each other and go and you realize wrestling we all love wrestling
wrestling's ridiculous we get it's ridiculous and sometimes they just hit
yeah like the moment that you really that you realize you really realize how
ridiculous it is yeah I will never forget the day that I completely broke
somebody there somebody had only shown up for like a couple of trains that in
training sessions but they were like oh you know I want to take this serious
man I'm like you can't take it that serious yeah they gotta have some fun
with it because at the end of the day we're all a bunch of dudes wrestling
over a belt and none of us wear pants exactly our shorts technically you guys
like my new gear oh yeah I did I get the jiving Jimmy on it I got you about the
purple green Jimmy's jiving Jimmy said he's like I actually make a purple and
green instead of fucking gear now god damn it cat I'm sorry
smack you just wear your purple set you got purple and silver it's fine that
that could be that could be a whole segment right there how many strange
ways have you seen it or how many strange reasons is a tag team broken up
yeah actually so I'll be honest cat the only reason I won't wear the purple set
again is because that's the sea wolf set that's retired from the competition
unless it's with Levi again the fuck I want to wear that next show in where it
I'll do I'll figure something out okay all right I don't know what the fuck I'm
gonna do I'll figure something out I only have one request before this podcast is
over hard-core nudity
I'm kidding bye listen this show has not been rated by the ESRB it is definitely
rated M for mature because of strong suggestive language I was just waiting
for viewership we have like a few viewers up in the corner I was waiting
for that to go to zero
one impersonation request oh god I would love to hear Stewie Griffin do
Steiner math the fact that he has his memorized actually no I don't
yes I'll look it up I do the numbers are the numbers talk amongst yourselves the
subject the peanut is neither P nor a nut no no that's a it was a Mike Myers
character on Saturday at live it's a it's a Jewish lady and I just cannot do
the accent correctly leave the lead the voices to the professional right all
right I'm an amateur I know I am I just have fun with it I cannot believe I'm
about to do this so record this I'm gonna record this oh cats are cold yes
same like yeah it's not live or anything this is a clip this is this is this is
what I was brought here to do I knew it was gonna I knew it was gonna happen
eventually I really did but here we go I can't even I you know I'm gonna
actually minimize my screen because I can't look at you guys I just can't you
know they say all men are created equal but you look at me and you look at some
other Joe and you can see that statement is not true you see normally if you go
one on one with another wrestler you've got a 50-50 chance of winning but me I'm
a genetic freak and I'm not normal see so you've got a 25% chance at best at
beat me then you add Kurt Angle to the mix your chances of winning drastic go
down see the three way it's sacrifice you've got a 33 and a third percent
chance of winning but I I got a 66 and two third chance to send a plane because
Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even going to try so Samoa Joe
you take your 33 in the third chance minus my 25 percent chance you've got an
eight point three and eight and one third chance of winning a sacrifice but
then you take my 75 percent chance of winning if we was to go one on one damn
it my fucking phone locked up and then add my 66 and two third percent I got a
hundred and forty one two thirds chance of winning it sacrifice see Joe the
numbers don't lie and they still disaster for you with sacrifice my poor
girlfriend sitting on the couch next to her now I just start cracking up and she
looks at me like are you okay
what can we do with Steiner math and how how fitting how fitting the other
impression of the other impression I was doing Gandalf earlier the perfect line
comes to mind I wish this podcast had never come to me so do I so do all live
to see such times but that is not for them to decide if there was one thing if
there's one thing you can always say I was good for JP it was I was always good
at making you laugh there were times that you and I literally would be sitting
on the sidewalk at city side literally having like mental breakdowns and the
only thing that could ever break my entire manic episode or whatever I was
having would just be you just throwing a one-liner in any impression and I would
just immediately just like my depression was cured that's all it took though the
one-liners have not stopped however I've come to find a few in my own voice I
will say there oh god I had a real thing or the other night and I think that you
would really appreciate like the only reason why I popped in my head it was
such a bend line I was almost disgusted and this my statement went and I quote
public parking is kind of like it is kind of like an orgy it only takes one
jerk off trying to get into two spots through in the whole night for everybody
wow and this is how we get canceled well it was 40 episodes fantastic guys
what did I say I was so wrong nothing was announcement I was about to say I'm
pretty sure y'all said words before I got here oh yeah
yeah me and Katz conversation when we first opened the podcast pretty much broke that barrier
oh god Stewie Steiner I'm still trying to get over that now we need now we need
Gandalf doing a rock promo any wrong now he's looking could be any error rocky
Oh Annie oh hey hey easy there dog well then you know since since we're wrapping
it up I'll just I'll just make it easy I won't use a full-on promo I'll use one
of his rapid I will use one of his more recent quotes you ready for this and
I'm since it's Gandalf of course because he can't go two seconds without
insulting Peregrine took off is the direction that you can fuck the look of
absolute disappointment and regret on big cat's face no the absolute look and
disappointment big cat's faces when he knows that we're starting the podcast
and JP and I just gonna stand against and Levi comes on here and there's more
than you know I'm surprised Levi wasn't on tonight yeah where is that little
you know so and so fucker I think he's done with us he might be he hasn't been
on an episode for a while fuck you guys let me heal now
like blow up now be like yeah me and Matthew this is a fucking thing that we
haven't seen him fuck him is he still on the show I don't care
Samuel oh yeah exactly oh shit I don't I really I think we're out of questions
system with a guest and we'll say plug your stuff out of here where where are
you at where can we find you do you have anything coming up and yeah all the fun
stuff as for as for coming up nothing immediate nothing really going on as for
finding me that's actually gonna be getting harder because I'm currently in
the process of getting rid of a lot of my social media I don't really not and
don't really post a lot it just honestly guys I'm gonna be straight up social
media is too fucking depressing for me it's like it's just it's too much and on
top of that on top of that there I'm just gonna be straight up
straightforward there are too many people that I have on social media that
I do not care about and like the people that I do care about if I'm want if
you're gonna just post a picture of your head if I want to see your head I will
eventually see it in real life yeah I get that I get that you're gonna be
still active on like the tic-tac I mean I still I still yeah 3,000 followers I
mean I got a theme you have like a content base like you have something that
you can do that people always come back to watch yeah so I mean that that is true
that is probably the one place you guys can follow me and that's a Zacho can't
be oh that's where I'm that's where you can find me on most things yeah cuz
that's that's that's the that's the shoot last name that's the horrible
shoot last name that we've yelled at each other we've yelled our real names
at each other in the show Dylan Dylan have you ever had your entire training
class say that because of your last name you need a pimp gimmick nope yeah I have
here it is and it gets worse you want to know my window name is dick sorry I feel
that I'll tell you at some point I did that on purpose you ass hats thank God
the mic was off so I love I love when I do stuff like that on purpose I think I
actually bought accident when I fully set myself up for it I don't think they
can talk about you buddy I think they talk about me almost deep yeah oh my god
you're not supposed to a flea she ate the mic and that's why they call him
here can JP I'm convinced that's what you do with about seven cans of those a
day so like I'm convinced you don't you don't sip those casually you you slurp
them also bangs gross man it's chemical
somebody at work my second job tell me this today they're like you're gonna die
one day and I'm like I was like what do you mean they're like
you drink you drink those so fast and I go I'm just taking steps and he goes now
you take it slur like JP like I need you to understand something you get the same
look when it comes to energy drinks as I do to Buffalo wings like come on now
this is an intervention episode actually this is actually why they invited me on
the cell they invited me to have a talk speaking of slurping drinks down real
quick I think it's a really funny story so two skip shows ago I worked blade
bandit in the main event but I hadn't eaten since like way before the show so
by the time we'd finished the main event I was starving yep so I basically went
upstairs I grabbed my towel I kind of threw my towel around my neck wipe the
sweat off I'm still in full year I walked out of the bar I'm like can I get
a cider and can I get a sandwich they're sure I drained the cider like three gulps
of down like I want another one of those the girl the bar looks because okay did
you taste that one there chief the first one no the second one dog when it first
when I saw a treat it was dude I was just like I was like I'm so thirsty I was
like I'm like all right we're good I took it was like a shot and she just
looked at me like okay but then I got that I that I that I ate and everything
was right with the world again and those chicken bombs that freaking skips are
okay everything you know listen listen you know that this is this is now very a
very frustrating way to end this episode I woke up throwing up this
morning and now y'all talking about delicious ass food this is bullshit
yeah mmm actually had pizza for dinner so there's still might have a show to
might not be the end of the show fuck you Zach get out of you know you don't
want to you don't even look you couldn't afford me actually could he just give
you that core behind him okay first off no no you have no idea how disturbing
that is cuz that's what my dad says 20 bucks and 20 bucks don't test me boy
how did we get here why you guys want because I don't love you we missed you
we haven't seen you forever so I still I oh the reason real reason I guess not
the real reason but one of the reasons oh boy of why we thought of you was we
didn't know that you were Mason X I was I was not I was not the official Mason X
I was Mason X for one night and I will gladly tell the story because Dylan
explained that you guys watched the tag match you couldn't figure out who no no
I did because I watched you move and I'm like I even I even said it right on the
right on the pot of Mike holy fuck that's Zach yes and he's like how do you
know that I'm like his body movements so I'm really gonna be able to pull those
out the entire gimmick with that was at that point the main state title had
dissolved and they had combined it into the the Triple Crown championship
literally right after I got it back for the second time and you know that whole
conversation that I spoke about earlier that happened and we moved on from that
I already knew that I wasn't going over in the Triple Crown match but you know
whatever didn't care it was just very shitty didn't know that was the reason
so instead Mason and I we were like okay well they're not gonna they said that
they don't really have anything planned for us after this match why don't we
create something so we did this whole storyline where during the Triple Crown
match I actually broke off piece of the mask and like actually ripped it away so
I was like I and I was going to be the first person who actually saw who Mason
X was under it whatever was gonna the payoff was gonna keep going but in
this whole thing we did this whole we did this whole set of promos where like
Mason had come to my house and smashed a picture frame over my head so but we and
like so they wanted me out they wanted me out of the building because they
didn't they didn't want any you know altercation to happen that was gonna be
beyond control so it sets up for a tag match where roadblock and Mason are
gonna be teaming up against one of the trainees at the time and a mystery
partner who was who ended up being the dancing Mason X that somebody in this
this chat had had a popularized which everybody very quickly found out it was
JP everybody very quickly found out but I was like you know what we'll have fun
with this and then you know of course halfway through the match I ripped the
mask off and then you know there's the big reveal that it was me yeah that
whole that whole match was weird I don't remember anything else at the finish I
did oh oh god can we just skip to the part where he's beating the shit on
everybody please because I just want to see I I just want to see him crack the
shit yet just let him
it's the door opening that yeah fucking Jason Maracle so good I wish it was like
fun there he was like oh by the way he was stiffen the fuck out of me the
entire time we're doing this I love how Lee would just stood there and watch you
get your ass kicked and they're like okay I'll get in this
yeah actually had his finger in my eye yeah couldn't really communicate it
because cameras right there like here we go
oh was she a gusher no that was the annoying thing I didn't fucking bleed so
what did he do he actually picked up a piece of the broken glass and he made me
you'll see it you'll see it no no no no he'd be over here like oh gig you say
first time I'd ever been cut open yeah it's just another month
just like that what's this what's that fucking wrestler that friggin gig the
fucking referee oh that wasn't that crap I can't remember I can't think of the
dudes name either I pretty sure he's in jail right now for murder yeah that's a
bombshell like I thought Nick's was pulling something up apparently he was
watching YouTube on his fucking phone yeah cool he just won't go figure Nick
just wants to see me get hurt yeah and then he loses interest I can pull up
so many other things I want to get hurt we'll just watch it no if you want it
JP let's be honest if you want to watch the funniest thing involving me ever
he'll just watch the clip of me in training when the rope broke under me
I guarantee you Jossie still has that footage from his GoPro somewhere we took
a GoPro in city side and we birds-eye angled it for like a training session and
you watch the horror on his face as the rope breaks and he just is coming up
like this and he's just like literally this is literally the fucking second
after we had just gotten the ropes back from being fixed and I would like to
point out the guy who fixed them came back and did them again and had decided
and it decided to let me know oh you know this is why this is why I fixed shit
right on my rings I'm like oh so I could have totally been in some real trouble
here and you would have been totally okay with it because it wasn't your
rings cool oh shit well I know we did your plugs there Zach we'll get you going it's a 11 o'clock we don't want to keep you up more 45 things once over here yeah you're just fucking zoned out of the podcast
I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm just no it's all good I had fun talking with you guys it's good to see you all it's good to hear from you I miss the hell out of all you please please please please pass on my love to everybody yeah definitely man come check us out occasionally too you know come hang out
yeah yes come to Gino's man I think it's March 9th it should be I make no promises but I'll see what I can do okay JP JP myself will both be there were both booked there so it'll be it'll be fun
and better take it at my come no if you sing it's March 8th that's the same day of
Phoenix so no oh no I'm our teeth which doesn't make it sense cuz layers charge
the booking must be no huh what Gino's on I have my wonderful beautiful girlfriend
the gala March March 7th there we go there we go we got it we got to figure it out I just got back to him today about some maybe I'm not even booked at all so we'll find out
because I completely forgot about it oh Gino's Gino's Gino's my favorite wrestling venue that Alexander Lee cannot remember that he super kick me in literally every time I bring anything in that fucking like
the last time I never drove to Gino's and road with Ben was the worst mistake of my life because they had a ring crew that was there so it wasn't Larry's ring so we didn't have to worry about tearing down I accidentally got so shit
face and then Ben just dragged me to the old port at literally midnight and we were in a room with like 400 people trying to get a drink and we just sat there and I count I lost count of how many people I watched walk in from the outside into this room and we're just in a bar and I was like Ben we need to leave I'm severely
like and he's like now you're fine and I'm just dropping it onto my knees cobblestone and I can't stand up straight anymore you're fine come on he will convince you that you're fine so much to the point that you will end up believing it no matter what shit face you are
and I'm seeing four of you right now he's like that's just three more of them with three more to drink with like come on let's go yeah suddenly him disappearing from my wedding makes so much sense
yeah we were all wondering where he went he's hanging off the street at Mcgaddle what is the place that was down here that venue there was an Irish pub that was like right down below the venue was that's probably where he ended up going
down there doing shots of freaking James
that's a lot of fun I'm glad you came on will have to do it again sometime
that's a lot of fun I'm glad you came on will have to do it again sometime soon
that's a lot of fun I'm glad you came on will have to do it again sometime soon that's all so good
I'm listening to First Stations.
This is Bartok and you're listening to First Stations.
I'm going to do a little like infant commercial.
It's like, would someone have someone animate Bartok the Bat for us?
And he's like, hello.
I don't think Don Bluth Productions, Hank Azaria, or anybody behind the film, Anastasia, would really appreciate that too much.
Probably not.
Can you do, can you do a Joe, like from Family Guy?
Or Riley, I'm a little bit disappointed that you even had that in the house.
Like you're making this too easy for me, man.
It's perfect.
You can easily do like regular stuff in Carlin too.
Listen, I have no idea what you're talking about, alright?
I have absolutely no friggin' idea what you're talking about.
I'm listening to Chris Farley for a second.
Oh, listen.
That does remind me.
Hey, JP, remember the time I thought I made Eric think that his phone kept ringing?
Oh, Jesus.
Tell the story now.
So this was right after the first Ted movie had come out.
And Eric, for whatever reason, decided to set his text tone to the famous quote of, oh yeah, ha-da, ha-da.
But the problem was, because I did the voice and I was all the way halfway across the room where his phone was, he didn't realize that it wasn't his phone.
So many times you just kept ringing your phone.
At least, at least ten times I did it before he realized it was me.
I could just go, god damn it's back!
Finally, finally I'd realize it was you.
What the fuck is wrong with this thing?
It keeps fucking ringing.
God damn it!
Like he's doing his whole over the top silly, angry Eric.
And me and O'Reilly are just fucking dying.
We're just sitting there fucking dying at this point.
And he looks at me and goes, oh yeah, what the fuck is so funny with you guys?
Finally I just look at him and I do the quote right to his voice.
And he goes, you mother fucker!
You mother fuckers!
That's fair.
That is fair.
Oh my god.
Oh fucker.
Oh my god, I'm gonna want one.
Oh, jeez, I'm grown.
Alright, for real this time on that note.
Thank you guys so much for having me.
I really appreciate it.
Love talking to you guys.
Now if this was Cleveland Brown signing out.
JP, I will slap you.
I'm gonna start sending you guys my Venmo so he can actually start charging.
I'll suppose.
This is ridiculous.
He keeps treating me like a jukebox but I'm not getting paid.
Like can you at least...
I'll be where I stick the quarters.
With that I'm out.
Thank you Zach for being on the podcast.
Thank you Zach.
Thank you so much.
It was wonderful to talk with you.
Yes, love you.
Oh Riley.
Nice hat.
It's my work hat.
It's my strong hand.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Anyway, that was great.
That was great.
Do you want to continue on the show?
Do you want to end here?
What do we got to do at the time?
Well, The Rock.
AEW's ratings sucked.
There you go.
The Rock went and did his promo.
He's announcing. I don't know what he announced.
WrestleMania 42.
The Rock is gonna wrestle at WrestleMania.
Russell Cody, which I'm assuming.
I don't know if that was confirmed.
But the location for...
What was confirmed is that he wants his soul.
He says, I don't want the championship.
I want your soul.
Dude.
Oh man. Mark Calloway got to get on the phone.
Man, that's gimmick confirmed right there.
Mark, where are you?
He's too busy doing podcasts.
Too busy doing podcasts?
There was a lot of fuck on that.
Of coming out of The Rock.
Yeah, I was watching it here.
I turned the volume on.
And I thought my volume was still on mute.
No, it was them just
muting the entire segment
because he wouldn't stop saying the F word.
Yeah.
I mean, when you own the entire company.
He doesn't own the entire company.
He owns like 2%.
He owns the share of it.
Yeah, he owns like 2%.
Jim Bob Cooter has as much as he does.
He can do whatever he wants.
I don't know.
He's doing it on SmackDown though.
I don't know what he was...
I don't know. He's probably challenging Cody for the title.
I'm assuming so because he was pissy
that last year he didn't get his way.
Because God forbid the fans
get what they want.
Jericho and Big Ben?
What?
I'm looking at the ADW ratings.
I made the joke. They sucked.
They're about the same. Actually, they don't suck.
They're about the same as they've been.
They're right between the...
I'm just doing the quick one.
The thing that surprised me is usually
Jericho is death for ratings.
For some reason his segment actually went up this week.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's Chris Jericho backstage from a Big Bill
versus Powerhouse Hobbs. It went from 554
the one before to 589
for that segment.
So I was kind of like, it went up.
What the fuck?
You see that the Hardy boys will be on NXT?
That's cute.
Well, the Femis showed up with the Hardys
on TNA.
Elijah
and Elias
debuted on TNA.
I didn't see Elias debut on TNA.
Yeah, he's Elijah now.
Yeah, it's Elijah now.
So Joe Andrew was doing the clones here.
It still works.
And
Primo and Epico
apparently TNA went back
in 2011 and brought out the clones.
Hey, they're still...
I mean, both those guys are only in like their
mid to late 30s. I mean, you're talking to like
the old guys.
They haven't, if you look at them, they don't look...
Yeah, you're talking about two very talented guys
who could still go in the ring and just
unfortunately, McMahon was like, let's make them
matadorous because that works for Tito
Santana.
Golden egg guy.
That's what we should have had exactly. We should have had him do a McMahon impression.
Yeah, the Rock
has announced the
WrestleMania 42 will be
in New Orleans.
Yeah, because that's what you want.
I mean, to be fair, it'll be
fun, but everyone's...
Here's what I do. If I had the money
to go to the WrestleMania, I don't.
Start finding me, folks.
I would literally go down to
Bourbon Street at like 2 in the afternoon,
drink my way through Bourbon Street,
walk to the Superdome, then go to the Superdome
and drink my way through WrestleMania.
You wouldn't have to drink that much because it'd be too
expensive to drink in it. That's true. That's why
you started Bourbon Street. You get the
shaman before you get to the stadium.
Then you walk in and everyone's like, you drunk?
Yes, I am.
I've been on
Bourbon Street. How about that?
How about them boys?
So the Rock says that
for WrestleMania announcement, it says that
in the ring promo, including
challenging Cody Rhodes to be
his champion in exchange
for Cody Rhodes' soul.
Oh, I see
what's going on. It's kind of like that.
You can be my champion
because he owns the company. You can be my champion.
But if you're my champion, I own
you type thing. I think what's going to probably happen
is it's going to be the whole
if Cody says
no, then basically the Rock
will get his champion, which will probably be like
Jacob Fatu or something like that.
And then what
will happen is Triple H be like, well, I actually
own the company. So
Cody's my champion. It'll be champion
versus champion versus champion. I use their quotations
there. So yeah, I can see
that happening. Yeah, 100 percent.
100 percent seeing something like that
happening. Should be cool.
Honestly. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, just to have a
kind of like an invasion type
similar
to that. Like TNA, WWE
invasion type of scenario
that could actually happen.
That would be cool to have a TNA
invasion of WWE.
You know what kills me?
I've been watching TNA from
2013.
I'm kind of going through that. No, it's actually
good. It's an ace is an ace angle.
It's actually really not all that bad.
But there's a lot of good talent there that WWE
like has
brought in and either missed the mark on
or they still have
and they're not using correctly. Wow, it
sounds like AEW. Yeah.
Well, OK. So OK. So right
now, let me think who's who's on top in
TNA at this time. So you had Magnus
who is now, of course, that's
he's the Smackdown general manager
of this. Huh?
Magnus.
They call this that's his name. Thank you.
Magnus. Yeah, I thought it was somebody
else. No, I was thinking of I was thinking of Matt
Morgan when I. Yeah. Matt Morgan's
a great, great example that
man has a seven foot guy
who's jacked to the gills, who
kind of promo and can wrestle
and they make him fucking stutter.
What the hell?
It'll get over
Wow. No, it won't. You
frickin idiot.
It worked in the 80s.
That's the one thing that was 2015.
That was the one thing that like
reason why AEW was created
because so many people work so
hard in an XT. Yeah.
Come from the Indies. They might
get to keep their gimmick. They might not.
And then if they don't,
they like, OK, this is your new gimmick. So you
work your ass off to create
that new gimmick that Hunter
Triple H was like in vision.
Yeah. Finally get it on the main
roster and then Vince looks
at you goes, I fucking hate it.
You're doing this now. Yeah.
Imagine. OK. Imagine for a moment
like you and I. We go
wild. Right. We get to NXT.
We're still the wild. Triple H just put us over as the
wild. We're doing our shit. We get to the main
roster. Vince is like, no, you're going to be
the salad
makers and you're going to make salads and go down
and throw salad into the into the into the
salad. You're going to be
tossing salad.
See, he couldn't say salad tosses
because that's bad. You're the salad makers.
That's the joke.
And he likes poop. So
weirdly enough, I just came up with that top of my head.
But anyway, that would be it. And then all of a
sudden you get this tag team or these guys
or this guy they like on
the Indies is great or wherever they were was
great. But Vince brings them up and makes them
this joke ass gimmick.
You know, look what they did to Samoa's
team. They're like, no,
I mean, luckily they let Joe still be Joe.
But it was like I was worried there for a few minutes.
Well, that was the whole joke with the
revival. That's why they're FTR now
because it's the revival.
Well,
I think honestly, the revival
this is going to sound really bad.
I think they need to get the hell out of a W
and go back to WB
They can take out
I don't
know. I don't know if they will go
back to WB. I wish
they would. They had the opportunity to go back before,
but they extended their
extended their contract.
Because I was like
I was getting excited like, oh my God, we're going to get FTR
back on the Indies.
FTR versus Motor City Machine Guns.
Money.
FTR versus freaking
DIY.
FTR versus put the Usos back together.
FTR versus the Usos again.
That was money. That was money. FTR versus the New Day.
You know, FTR versus American
Made.
A little less green. FTR can carry them
though. You know, but I mean
FTR can be the head. They can be your main
tag team. They can be that tag team
that basically makes all the
other tag teams look great.
We were talking about this again.
That WWE doesn't know how to
book fucking tag team wrestling.
They're so
bad at it. So bad at
booking it. That's the one thing
like that's that big
crotch. Just like
the women's division for AEW.
It's so fucking terrible.
People don't want to
fucking watch. Here is the other spectrum of it
is NXT has the best women's
roster in the entire industry.
Right. Yeah. 100%.
NXT has gone a
long way. Like it used to be like
oh, okay, this is cool too. Now like
people are tuning in.
Like they got Ethan Page fucking
on there killing it. Fucking a bunch
of guys on there killing it.
Yeah.
Ricky
Saints.
No more Ricky Starks.
Yeah, Ricky Saints. Yeah.
No more Starks.
Yeah, he's definitely good. I'm surprised
they put him in NXT. They didn't put him on Raw
or SmackDown, which was weird.
Especially with the previous
past of what he
has done. Right. Right.
I didn't realize he was in the segments
that he was in. He was in
Tudge, Scourg, TikTok or something.
Yeah.
He wrestled Kane one on
one. Who was that?
Starks.
Oh yeah.
And then he
used to see pro-wrestling and stuff like that.
He already had
his foot in the door. So realistically
should he have gotten the main roster
off the get go? Maybe. But at the same
time, I think if they built him enough
in NXT, sending him
to the main roster is just going to be
really way more easier
than it would be for somebody
that's literally right from the PC.
Right.
And I think it's more of maybe
they're afraid to
because this
offense to
Tonga and
I can't remember his fucking
last year. Yeah.
Oh yeah. G.O.D. I'm wearing a G.O.D. shirt.
Did you think of those guys for tagging?
Fucking shit on the main roster.
Like they're like they fucked up a lot of stuff.
I will be honest.
Jacob's great. Tama's good.
Tama's actually really good.
Tonga is kind of
he's never been that good. Remember this is
what was his
didn't he show at the Bullet Club
back in there?
No, no, no.
They were both Bullet Club. But I'm trying
to think what he was back in the day.
He was with
was he Kamancho? Was that his name?
He used to ride around on the bike.
Oh, it was Kamancho. That's who I'm thinking of.
Tama Tonga used to in the
Indies. Hannah calls him
Chirichanga.
Which I think is great.
But no, Tama Tonga was
he was
in the Bullet Club.
Yeah, they both were. They're both in
and he used to
they were doing shit with
before AEW was AEW.
They were doing all that
invasion shit
with the Bullet Club, which was crazy.
And then all of a sudden
you see him now as the main roster
of the...
Yeah. It's crazy
shit. Being a crazy shit, you see
that Shane McMahon, the whole shit
with Tony Khan?
No. Oh, God. No.
Months ago, we saw that Shane McMahon
he was there was a secret
meeting with Tony Khan.
Apparently Shane's been
ghosted this whole time. So our
thought process this whole time was
maybe Shane was in the background trying to help
you know, AEW with booking and shit
like that. Apparently not.
Apparently Shane has not been
has not spoke to Tony Khan
since that meeting.
So apparently
Shane wanted like some of the
he wanted
some
you know
COO or
whatever you want to say it. He wanted to
be in charge of or
at least help out with AEW
and
some kind of stock as well with AEW
and that's basically where
it stops that conversation.
They haven't talked since. So Shane has not
been helping out at all,
which is probably why we've been seeing shit
like that. So
now last
time I saw Shane McMahon was at the Super Bowl
when they had pictures of Vince
and Shane and
by the way, I was listening to Cornette.
I was listening to Cornette about this today
and Cornette's like is Vince
OK? Cause he's
looks like he's dropped a ton of weight.
Vince has always been like kind of like
to what 222 30 because he's always been
really jacked. Well, he's kind of
like a man on the lawsuit. Well, not true.
But this is Vince we're talking about. He was
always like a madman about working out
just because you're just because you're getting sued
doesn't mean you can't hit the gym.
You know, and all of a sudden he looks like he maybe
weighs maybe 180 at this
point. You know, he's he looks like
he's slimmed right out.
I know
that those charges
disappeared, but I still
wouldn't be seen
around him. No, no, no, no, no.
Some of the charges disappeared.
Some of them. Yes. But still
I would still be making
sure there's no pictures with me around him
at all because I'm like, yeah, fuck this guy.
Well, Undertaker came out
and because Undertaker was there too and
I'm sure he's like, well, you know, we're friends. I don't
you know, that's none of my business. Blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Hold up. Listen to me.
Just I get it. You're the Undertaker.
But listen for a second. I have
I've had friends friends
who have gotten into trouble kind of like this
and you know what they are now? Not
friends. And like I get like
Taker even came out and is like, well, Vince was like
a dad to me after my dad died. You know,
he made it so my family could eat
gave me these opportunities. I
get that, dude. But there are times
to separate yourself from people.
And when a guy is being
sued for that,
that is one of those times to be like, you know what?
I'll be over here if you need me. Give me a phone
call. But I'm not going to be seen public with you.
Not trying to compare the two,
but it's kind of like the Crispin Wall situation
where it's like, OK, this guy we can
appreciate what he's done.
This guy is now a piece of shit for the
yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Ben
one, I don't know if
you saw this. Yeah, I did. Our Lady
Peace was they were in Calgary
and they're like, you know what? Fuck
it. We're taking this song back.
And they started playing whatever. So yeah,
I swear to God, animals, I swear to fucking
God. See, you got animals
running around your thing. I got another one
like screaming for dick outside
the fuck out.
Finally.
Shit, we're at three hours.
You guys want to fucking call us?
I think we're all pretty fucking tired.
We can definitely get there. I'm actually weirdly awake
right now, but I'm going to be up real
for you. Yeah, I got to be up relatively early
tomorrow because we're going to Limitless. And
my ride was to me
like stupid early. And I
love going to Limitless, but I hate
going to Limitless because I have to be there like at stupid
ass early to go help with brings it up. And I'm like,
oh, it's in your
thoughts. It is in your mouth. Yeah.
Because I would come to outcome
to I don't think I can
come.
I'll find out, but I don't think I can
because I can see might be
working having to work.
But fuck it. Let's end it here.
JP, where we can find you?
Yeah.
All those places. Jesus Christ.
Facebook.
Tiktok. Instagram.
RedTube.
Portmum.
Fucking JP O'Reilly.
First subscriber, by the way. First? Oh, thanks.
That's five bucks. Supporting
my buddy. Yeah.
You got to. Wait, what are we
giving JP money for? I
want to say, though, you might want to get that looked
at. I don't think it's supposed to look that way and
lean that way. But yeah,
you're probably right.
I don't think it's supposed to be purple.
Oh, no, that's because
you're under the testicular torture
dog. Hey.
And now
on that note,
JP
later.
One of those JP O'Reilly
March
7th, Geno's,
Portland, me and Alexander Lear
team up and we're going to beat that dog
piss out of the pathway.
That would be great. Yeah.
Followed by nothing the next
day because there's nothing but absolute garbage
next day.
Followed by. Excuse me.
NWWE, which is where I'm going
the next day. That's right.
Have fun there. Have fun.
I have not booked, but I'm still going.
March 14th. NWWE.
March 14th.
March 14th is
Ring Wars 3.
I am not confirmed for that.
Hopefully,
maybe magically by the grace of God.
Maybe I'll be on there. Who knows?
The next night, March
15th is
main premiere wrestling's one year anniversary
show.
I know that's still being in the works. I know that I'm
doing it.
Nothing is confirmed yet.
I say that, but I know what I'm doing.
But
then there is
March 22nd
main event wrestling.
That'll be interesting
in Franklin.
There'll be
I believe
I kind of have an idea of what's
happening, but we'll see what happens when
it ends.
So, yeah,
those are my March ones.
I don't have any. I have one
April date, but it's a
secret.
Okay.
I love how you just booked in.
Go next.
So you can find me at all social media
platforms at DOTDNICS.
That is Facebook. That is Instagram.
That is TikTok. That is
we don't actually know what.
I still have an ex.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Is it a
new shirt?
Yeah.
All that fun stuff.
TikTok.
Yeah.
You can find me there by
your official Dillon Nix merchandise.
I have a new shirt I'm working on.
Also, that's the only place to find the
official wild merchandise.
So where am I showing up
next?
Holy boys, you're missing some fun.
It is a little crazy.
But yeah, it's a good time.
Yeah. So that's a late show,
but there's a cool metal band in the middle.
It'll be fun. And WWE the next day,
that's down in Rhode Island. I'm going down with
I think there's like seven of us
going down, weirdly enough.
Half of us aren't even booked. We're just going.
So
then, of course, next weekend is
Ring Wars. Like JP said, unfortunately,
not booked for Ring Wars.
Hey, show up. So maybe
Crown of Maine since I don't
see you guys have anyone. Hint, hint, hint.
Just saying.
Then MPW the next night
in Old Town.
The weekend after that.
I admit.
What? I said also I'm not
booked, but I think you are.
For what?
M-E-W.
I was getting there. It's on 22nd.
So,
so
are we booked?
I know what y'all doing. I'm not booked
for M-E-W. I think you were. No,
MPW. P-P-P. Oh, yeah.
We're supposed to be,
I think. I haven't heard anything about
it. I have the card.
Send me the damn card.
Are we on the card?
Okay, then we're booked.
Cool. We're booked for MPW. There we go.
What were we doing? No clue.
I know.
On the 21st, I have on my calendar,
I don't know if I'm going to be there. I might show up.
Who knows? NCW is their premier date
down in Massachusetts. Who knows? I might go down.
Then, of course,
M-E-W on the 22nd. I am booked.
I found out
something about that tonight that I can't spill the beans on yet.
But that'll be kind of cool.
So, yeah. So that's
March dates for it. I do have some April dates.
I know I have Crown of Maine in April.
It's April,
I think.
It's the first Saturday of the month.
So, yeah, that'll be cool.
So, yeah, it'll be fun times wrestling all over the place,
guys and gals.
Pick at Tyler Adams
on TikTok and
Instagram.
Tyler Adams on
Error 404, brain not found.
Well, I'm trying to,
because I couldn't do, it's like
username too long, so I couldn't do it.
Tyler Adams
on Facebook,
Twitter, and
Pro Wrestling Tees.
What?
Fuck you, go.
Shut the fuck up.
Pro sessions
on every platform.
Just search pro
sessions.
Maybe March 8th.
I reached back out to Larry,
but it might have been too late to
book.
He asked if you were booked.
I said no.
Wouldn't be surprised if you have a booking.
It's like I didn't know if I wanted to take it or not.
Take it, man.
So, I know what JP's gonna say,
it's what it is, but
Larry is the guy in charge of the money,
so you will get paid for the booking.
It's what, 20 minutes from your house?
Yeah. And again, you'll get paid for the
booking, and it's always good to get out there
and do a show, even if it's only
a quick little six to eight minute match, man.
Exactly.
There's gonna be more people inside your own home than there will be in attendance.
It'll be a supernova show.
We've done that.
We're literally a supernova show.
When literally six people in the crowd were family members
of a wrestler on the show, and he did not get paid.
Yeah, exactly.
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for you guys.
We do?
I post shit every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
It's a vlog.
Oh, that content.
Well, we haven't done the other content
we talked about.
Oh, yeah.
I would have to have
free time for that.
If I'm not talking
to you, Yahoo's,
I'm doing, I'm at work.
If I'm not at work, I'm actually hanging out with my girlfriend.
I don't spend the time.
Exactly, I hear you.
We'll figure some shit out.
Yeah.
Marvel rivals or something.
Something like that.
Hannah has a switch now, so
anybody else has a switch?
I have two in this house.
You know what one does? I watch videos on it in bed.
That's all I do.
We need to do a portfolio party chamber.
Use my what?
Why don't you use your phone for that?
Because my phone gets charged, and I watch videos on my
switch.
Your phone while charging?
No, because my freaking the plug-in
for my charger doesn't work quite right correctly
on my relatively brand new phone.
And I don't feel like going to get it, go get the new one.
So I just put it on the wireless charger
and just leave it alone. That's what videos on my switch.
It's easier because I can watch YouTube
and Hulu on my switch.
So
it says Hulu's got everything freaking
on it. Yeah, exactly.
See me.
I know at least March 15th and then we got some
future days coming up that we can't talk about
yet. But other than that, thank you guys
so much for watching. Yes, we do.
May 30
30 something. We got to
get something.
Is that the one that I got reached out for?
I got told it was a secret.
Yes. Okay. I didn't say nothing.
That's where it's at.
Secret. Shush.
I don't know what it's
about. Oh, I do. I know the secret.
If you want to know the secret, I'll text you about it.
Tell me.
I'll text you about it. All right.
It's probably not going to happen, but I'll
text you about it. Hey, stop shooting at the play.
Get numpty. Thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for enjoying. So thank you,
Zach, for being on. We guys will see
you next week. And the words of
Road Dog. Q.I.
That's Red Dog, not Road Dog.
We don't talk. Yeah,
we don't talk to Road Dog, dude.
Oh, you didn't know
where it's at?
That's Road Dog. Oh, Red Dog.
Q.I.
That's better. Call somebody!
You'll leave this thing.