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I messed up the stage, why not?
Yeah, no, no, I'm fine.
I just forgot to add myself to the stage.
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then I was on time tonight, and of course I had to screw something up.
I figured that after I announced he would have just popped right in, just like, surprise
motherfuckers.
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You say boo Twitch?
No, I said ooh Twitch.
I thought you said boo Twitch.
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I don't use it.
I have a Twitch channel.
I think I've used it.
I've actually logged into my Twitch channel.
It's on my phone.
I log in occasionally, my friends are running stuff on Twitch.
I used to do this a lot with my, I have buddies that like, like, my buddy Sparky, shout out
to Sparky.
He likes to run his Twitch channel.
And what I'll do is I don't like, I don't have time to sit there and watch some game.
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Make sure you get in there and give us five stars.
So of course Dylan Nicks, the nautical nightmare.
Hey, you said it right.
Every single time, like, I don't know which one's right and which one's wrong.
I can't remember.
So is it really bad if somebody hears five star and I'll be like, yeah, five star like
Rob Van Dam's Frog Splash.
Five stars.
What was the, that was another one that used to do it five, five times.
That book.
That was Booker T. The five time, five time, five time, five time, five time.
WCW heavyweight champion.
Sucker.
I want to see him do a spinner Rooney.
Yo, if you can do it.
Me?
No, him.
Booker T.
Booker T can still do spinner Rooney.
What are you talking about?
Come on now.
I'll be surprised if he can.
At this late in the game.
Sorry, dog.
Dude, that man, that man could still do pretty much anything he wants to.
He wrestled not long ago, I think.
And it was doing just basically anything.
Um, actually that reminds me, have you ever seen the Undertaker do a spinner Rooney?
Cause that was funny as shit.
Yes.
Yeah.
When Johnson is like, I want to see you do us take a Rooney and takers like, I'm not
doing that.
Cause that was the time where they try to break a taker.
Cause he always business.
They try to break them as much as they could.
There was one story I got to tell this story real quick.
Cause I think it was funny as hell.
I think it was Mick Foley's book.
He was talking about this.
He's talking about, he was wrestling Kane and taker and it was him in the rock.
I think I don't remember who was with him, but it was definitely Foley and Foley was talking
about how, um, he was, he was being Foley and he got Kane to break and how Kane didn't
show it so he wasn't laughing was like, you could just see his mask moving up and down.
No, it was Kane and Stone Cold.
And I guess Stone Cold, what happens is he ended up having to bury his face in the turnbuckle
cause he was laughing so damn hard.
Cause he's supposed to be like Stone Cold, Steve Austin, you know?
And he's so he's in the turnbuckle just dying laughing.
And the thing is, he can't be like, you know, the, the, he's a bad ass, but he said, they're
going, yo, that's too damn funny, son.
My really bad Austin impression.
The only one that I remember about Austin was, uh, with, um, with a big show.
Oh yeah.
He's trying to get him to be an actual giant and they pulled on his tights and he goes,
he goes, it's my own drugs motherfucker.
Fucking like potatoes.
So real fun story.
I remember watching.
So soon he's speaking big show, man.
I'm showing my age here.
I remember watching big show as the giant and WCW of course, and him facing Hogan for the
title boo.
Um, but one thing I remember is I went to a buddy's place, my buddy Everett, uh, who's
passed away since, you know, rest in peace F and, um, we were watching a pay-per-view
and I remember speaking of Hogan, the big show, this is when he was doing impressions
comes running out dress.
All of a sudden real America starts playing like they got Hogan.
Isn't Hogan so WCW at this point?
What's going on?
Right.
And out comes big show red and yellow, the trunks red and yellow.
He's got a bald cap on.
He shaved his beard to the mustache, bleached everything blonde.
And he's like doing the whole like Hogan matter is like, you know, brother, just, I was like,
oh my God, I just remember drinking purple stuff and laughing my ass off.
So I completely forgot that was even the thing.
I have no clue.
I don't even know if they even have that.
You can even see that.
Um, I'm assuming it's probably on the network somewhere.
So I mean, it's probably on Peacock.
Actually, I was talking about this with someone today.
Sorry, I'm in storytelling mode apparently today is I was watching.
I came home for lunch today from work and I was like, man, I'm in a mood to watch just
a quick wrestling match.
So I throw on my favorite wrestling match.
One of my favorite wrestling matches of all time.
I've talked about it on the pod and I'll mention it again, of course.
And that is of course demolition versus colossal connection from us.
I mean, you six and I mentioned that I'll talk about demolition a little more in the
night here.
And I was talking about that with someone like, oh man, it sucks that they overdubbed
because for a while they overdubbed demolitions music.
You know, here comes the Yaks and here comes the smacks.
They overdubbed it because they didn't have the rights to it.
And what's cool is they get the rights back to it.
And when they get the rights back to it, they put everything back.
Well, for a while in WrestleMania six, when they overdubbed it, they lost the pop at the
end of that match.
That is one of the loudest pops you'll ever hear.
That's bigger than the pop when warrior wins the title at the end of the night.
Spoiler for a 25 year old paper.
But I know, but seriously, warrior was the title of the crowds like a demolition was
attacked.
The crowd's like, so it's like, you know, come on.
Yeah, exactly.
I couldn't find the actual video, but I found that I found a short of it.
Oh, all right.
Let's go.
Let's do the thing.
Well, it's my like, thank you.
Hi.
Jesus Christ.
And yeah, I don't know why I have no audio, but that's all right.
Yeah, dude, I remember watching this live and me.
It was me, my buddy, Evan, a couple other friends.
I can't remember who else was there.
And we're all watching this going.
What the hell is going on?
Does the t-shirt rip and everything?
Yeah, you got everything going that day.
Speaking of Hulk Hogan, we're gonna get into him sometime tonight.
But I was just breaking news.
Did you see this today?
See what another ducty in the WWE Hall of Fame.
By the way, if anyone sees the dog here, this is not my number.
The normal dog we see on the show.
This is Willow.
We are dog sitting and she is a good dog.
Oh, yes, I did see that today.
You did.
Yes, I did.
I did.
I am up on my my WWE news a little bit.
So I keep looking for my camera here where my laptop camera is.
And I keep figuring my camera is here now.
I love that you're holding your mic because that's not going to get I don't have a friend
stand.
I'm not cool.
I got an extra one if you want it.
Yes, actually.
I love that.
I'm going to end up sitting on the couch at some point tonight because I eventually will
have a couch.
So eventually two extra ones because I want to get the nice mic.
But I just don't see normally sitting down here.
But if it's down there, it's too far and you can't you can still hear me.
But it's not as clear.
So anything better than fucking taking off with your that's because I had those sat in
the music, the sound, music, sound, Jesus Christ.
That's because I had the sound settings wrong.
Hold on.
It's where my mouse and pull this closer.
Yeah.
Of course, you can hear everything I do.
Yeah, I was gonna say you could like don't.
Yeah, perfect.
Great job.
We're good.
This is amazing show.
Oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
We're professionals here.
So I don't know if he actually meant to do that.
I don't know.
People who are listening, he's gone.
I don't know if he meant to actually close his window.
Did you mean to do that?
Nope.
The answer is to do that.
So anyway, my mouse slip.
We're professionals.
He did it again.
What are you doing?
What is going?
What is going on?
Fix your shit, Dylan next.
Jesus.
Are you good?
Are you here?
Yes.
I've discovered something.
So my mouse has a quick click button on the side.
It's a game mouse.
And apparently, if I touch that quick click, quick click button, it shuts my windows down.
I just discovered that like three seconds ago.
That's what happened.
So surprised.
Apparently, I don't know how my fucking shit works.
Three people watching us right now are like, what the fuck's wrong, Dylan?
Go build a building.
The answer is fucking drugs.
Oh, my God.
I only had a happy glass of me tonight.
I'm fine.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I'm here on time.
And that's it.
I'm here on time.
You're fucked up because there's no GP O'Reilly.
He's fucking gargling razor blades and freaking oh, he's so serious right now.
Shit is sick as hell.
He is so sick.
Rest in peace.
But he's enjoying his day with his wife and yes, but hold on.
Let's be that.
Before we forget, happy Valentine's Day to all those that like Valentine's Day and kind
of know your significant other.
What did you get?
What did you get her?
Oh, I got a flower.
You got a flower.
Smart boy.
Yeah, I got my I got my girl one flower.
I got her a live tulip so she can plant it and it'll keep continue to grow.
I also got a chocolate covered strawberries.
That's if it doesn't die before you plant it.
No, it's still up in it's up in it's up in the shelf and water and still rooted and everything.
You just got to plant it in the actual dirt at some point.
She just looked at me like that's your job.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't say in the frickin yard we have buckets.
He had to plant in the bucket and just shove it right in the middle of the yard.
You're supposed to repot that pot that you knocked over and decapitated.
It's fine.
Is it not?
Is it alive?
This is why I need my own office.
Anywho, we got off topic.
So if who didn't know is that Michelle McCool, that is Undertaker's wife in the middle of
a broadcast because Triple H wanted to get some comeback on ESPN announced her as the
next of the twenty twenty five all of a.
Hey, so I have I have many opinions on Michelle McCool being part of the Hall fame before
very certain acts.
Where the hell's King Kong Bundy?
King Kong Bundy.
So I can come buddy there.
Big Big Big Low is not part of the WWE Hall fame.
Shane Douglas is not part of the WWE Hall fame.
Probably never will be.
But anyway, so yeah, so yeah, I have I have my my opinions about the WWE Hall fame.
I have one opinion about them.
Well, Michelle McCool, I don't think well, she had a career and it was OK.
Was it really Hall of Fame worthy?
Like her Lake Hall had something OK there.
They call her Layla.
Layla was it Layla McCool or Layla?
No, Layla.
That was the same.
Those who had something OK going.
But it's like I don't know if she had a Hall of Fame career.
Trish Hall of Fame career.
Lena Hall of Fame career.
Victoria Hall of Fame career.
Luna Vashon Hall of Fame career.
Fabulous Moola as much as we don't like her Hall of Fame career.
You know those guys?
Yes, Michelle McCool.
I don't know.
It's quite there.
You know who probably had a more Hall of Fame career, but it was outside of the WWE than
Michelle McCool?
Gale Kim.
Gale Kim had an awesome run.
Mickie James actually had a better career, better, better, all encompassing Hall of Fame
style career than Michelle McCool.
Well, they're probably running out of people.
That's why they're doing all that.
I just named like seven.
Aren't they all from our end?
Yes, Victoria is not neither.
Neither is Gale Kim.
Neither is Mickie James.
So Mickie James isn't really no Mickie James isn't an all famed dude.
She's fantastic.
Mickie James counting if we count up all her stuff between TNA and especially since the
babies included TNA and stuff now.
WWE Mickie James has had a fantastic career and holy crap my arms look super cut on that
camera.
Look at that.
I've been working on something.
Can you make a thing?
Oh, God.
Okay.
Hopefully this works.
Hopefully everybody.
Yeah.
You say that now.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
They wanted to make an executive decision and they wanted to come to one of our in office
events and surprise me and tell me that I was getting inducted into the Hall of Fame,
which was an amazing surprise.
But from the two of them from Shawn and The Undertaker, this seemed like just getting
one up on me.
And the beautiful part of me right now is being the boss is I get the last laugh.
So I wanted to come here today to take a moment to say, Michelle, the WrestleMania season is
upon us, which means the Hall of Fame season is upon us.
And I would like to tell you right now that you will be inducted.
So congratulations for being you know what?
You know what?
No, as much as I just ranted about it.
Congratulations, Michelle McCool.
I mean, she's had a good career.
She did have a couple of rumble spots not long ago that were pretty awesome.
So yeah, okay, cool.
I'm saying my thing is with the Hall of Fame for the longest time, it was whoever Vince
wanted it.
And not at least they're putting people in that deserve it.
You know, so can I just say, though, this this is important.
Oh, demolition, demolition signed to WWE Legends contract.
Okay, so what this means, two things what this means.
One is we're actually going to get demolition merch finally, and I was saying this today.
You know, those legends belts they made, they made one for like Shawn Michaels.
I mean, one for the Undertaker.
They made one for Brehart.
They might have one for Brock.
Freaking Lesnar.
Can we get to WDWF tag team titles?
Demolition style.
That would be awesome.
Good.
Yes.
And second, these guys deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.
Will Eadie and Barry Dorso beyond demolition, just those two guys have had a fantastic long
lived career.
And these both these guys both deserve to be in the Hall of Fame as demolition because
I don't care about New Day.
These guys actually had the longest WWE tag team reign of all time.
They are three time WWE tag team champions and very, very prolific.
And in fact, if anyone knows who the wild is, they watch this at all.
Or do you think we got our tech finished from?
We do it slightly different, but I'm just saying slightly different, probably change
it because you blow Dylan Nix's hip.
Well, OK, so if anyone watches the way we do it to the way demolition did it, when demolition
does it basically smash will get him in the back breaker and then Axe comes off with the
elbow drop.
Basically what he does is he kind of timbers, he kind of just kind of does a little drop,
right?
Like it's almost a little elbow drop where I do a full fledged like I jump into.
Yeah, into a full fledged elbow drop.
It's the same thought process, but it's a little bit different.
But no, it looks cool.
It does.
Demolition should be definitely part of the WWE Hall of Fame.
They've been my favorite tag team for a very, very, very long time.
And they're very good tag team and they're they should be recognized.
Yeah, 100 percent.
I don't think I don't see them wrestling, but they do have that new program, which is
basically like to me kind of feels like what was the one that Stone Cold tough enough?
Yeah, I feel tough enough.
Bill and Barry have retired.
They've actually they had the last match a couple of years ago.
They said we're not wrestling anymore matches.
They are still doing appearances and stuff, but having them show up as legends and like,
yeah, like tough enough or something where they're they come in.
There's a new program.
I think it's LFG.
I think it's oh, yeah, the LFG.
I saw Booker T promoting that.
Yes.
So I wouldn't be surprised seeing them there giving them because it's it's basically it's
for people that don't know if you want to get signed by WWE, you have to do this whole
process.
This is and I'm pretty sure this is a show like I don't think it's a real I don't know
if this is actually real.
I think this is more of a show style because Bubba Ray was getting in with one of the guys.
I saw that.
I was like, what?
What?
Who is this?
Who's this homeboy that Bubba Ray but Dudley like getting the fight with and Bubba's like
you guys like screw you, Bubba, bully Ray, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, dude, bullies tough.
He'll legit punch you out.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Bell, the bell, just because I get the biggest pops in your
show and I'm just just I don't really know.
I guess the pops too, but I don't get booked.
But yeah, no, he was just talking shit.
And of course, like this is aired months ago, like recorded months ago.
So yeah, I think it's kind of like a it's it's just basically like a show bill or whatever.
But that's basically what happens is you'll go there, you'll have to do like promo, like
basically sell yourself to them.
And then if they like you, though, you'll get a dark match.
And then after the dark match, sorry, go from there.
Maybe you'll get an opportunity.
Maybe you'll say, see you later.
Sure we've got friends that are going to go for it sooner or later.
And you know, if they go and they get it, awesome.
You know, more power to all those guys and gals going like people have asked me and well,
they've asked me and I'm sure they've asked you this.
Like, are we ever going to go for these things?
And unfortunately, I know who I am and what I am.
And I know exactly where I'm where I'm going and what I'm doing.
So probably not.
But guys like BRG may go out for it.
And you know, he's wrestling in LW right now.
So like, I think he has a contract.
Yeah, he's got a contract.
Then I'll tell you.
But I'm just saying, BRG is just a good example of what we talk about.
I guys like that.
So I'm those guys can go out and do it.
Awesome.
I'm honestly surprised the people that didn't get the ID contracts or not on that show.
Yeah.
That's what I figured that was in the first to my mic back down for a drop it.
Yeah, right.
The people that would be on that because they already got the contracts like this is our
opportunity.
If we have first dibs on you, hey, we're going to put you in the limelight and basically
see if we basically, you know, our contract holds up to what we think that will get out
of you.
Yeah.
I mean, you want these guys to be able to go out there and do their thing and be able
to like show that they can do their thing.
Like I've seen guys that I'm like, man, that guy should be in WWE contract.
Maybe they're not the best wrestler in the planet, but they're entertaining.
Like I've seen guys that can do everything under the sun physically, but have zero charisma
about it.
And so it's like, it's kind of like any guys that can do both and maybe LFG is what's going
to show that these guys can do both.
Not only are they physically able to do it, they are.
They also have the charisma and the entertainment value to do it.
Exactly.
Um, so getting into our news, one of our newest things before we get into that, we're talking
about Hulk Hogan.
I will start with Hulk Hogan.
On the podcast, the six feet under podcast, that's takers undertaker Mark Callaway.
Is that his name?
Mark Callaway?
Yeah.
Mark Callaway.
Just call him Taker.
Taker.
We're good friends with him.
We'll call him Taker.
I know it's the same thing with, it was like Paul of neck.
You mean good friend of the show.
Triple H. Yeah.
Yeah.
Paul of neck.
You mean good friend of the show.
Triple H.
Yeah.
He's like, like I always like, I don't know, maybe the old school, like when people talked
to him in the fucking interviews, whatever they call it, a hunter or Paul or anyone who
doesn't know this, like of course Tyler Adams and Dylan Nicks are not real names.
Of course.
Yeah.
I know your real name, dude.
Anyway, so what's really funny is, you know, kinda in the locker rooms when you've made
it, when people stop calling you your real name, when they only call you your work name,
you're kind of like, okay, I'm there.
Yeah.
When people are screaming across from Kat, get over here.
You're like, what?
Or, you know, or I hear, I hear across from Dylan, what, you know, but then there's guys
like Larry who will flip flop back and forth.
It doesn't know what to call you half the time.
And yeah, he does.
He calls you Tyler.
Yeah.
He calls you guys that are my name.
He goes, I know you hit me up the other day about a booking and I was like, no, I'm booked.
And he's like, oh, are you cheating with Tyler?
And I was like, no, I'm just like, break what you know, his real name, right?
Yeah.
Was that the March show?
Yeah.
I'm going down with, um, um, chuds, the chuds down to, uh, uh, Rhode Island.
So yeah, I might get, because I'm pretty sure I'm not booked for any, uh, MEW, uh, for that
month.
So I might take it just to tell you, Hey, Hey, it's a booking, right?
It's a booking.
Go take some stuff.
Yeah, that's true.
It's like 20 minutes down the road.
Come on.
Right.
You know, you're not driving five and a half hours like I am.
Well, I wanted to wait and confirm cause I thought crown was going to be in the beginning
of the month.
No, that's April 5th.
Yeah.
April 5th.
So yeah, keep getting sidetracked.
But anyways, so, um, yes, Jason danger, which is a huge tick talker was on the podcast with,
uh, I take it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that Justin Nutley?
Is that who you're talking about?
No, his name is Justin danger and danger.
No, his, his J justin, it's Justin danger.
Nutley the danger things is his middle name.
Yes.
But in tic tac, tic, tic tac, tic tac talk, it's his handle is Justin danger.
Okay.
I, I, I will agree on that.
I follow him too.
And it's Justin danger, not Lee.
Okay.
Whatever.
Anyway, you know what I'm talking about?
I know you're talking about, he was on the podcast and he brought up the question of
how did it go with Hulk Hogan gang food.
Oh Jesus.
So which is why I'm going to tell you something brother.
I'll turn your heel.
I wanted to get takers opinion on this for a while.
I'm glad somebody finally asked, so hopefully you can hear this.
Yes.
Hogan returned.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
You know, I come on.
Come back to you.
That pop was something.
It was something.
It was a, it was a pop.
It was, that was a ego pop.
Lord have mercy.
I wonder what you think he went back to the address where you were there.
I was there.
What happened?
What happened backstage after he came back?
No, no, no.
He, when I saw him, he was, he was not there.
He was not there.
He was no cell on it and pushing his beer.
I didn't see him.
I wasn't, I wasn't backstage when he came.
Did you feel like giving him a hug?
I know here's, here's a company man.
Let's be honest.
Taker was probably like, good.
Fuck you.
Good.
Taker is probably like, you want me to, I can't, I'm not allowed to say anything even
though it's like, you know, well, you know, he kind of brought it upon himself.
They're saying, you know, right.
Exactly.
Did you feel bad for him?
No.
I got feelings for people like sometimes in life things come back.
Well, I mean, it's funny that, you know, we were talking about this last night that,
you know, with, with, you know, all the podcasts and all the books and everything and everybody
realizes that Hogan wasn't the guy that he was portrayed to be, you know, and I'm not
asking you to put yourself in a tight spot here or anything, but I mean, he's, he's not
the guy perspective.
We grew up seeing Hogan as this big Americano kind of deal.
And then obviously, you know, he gets caught on tape, you know, saying some derogatory
racist things and very bad, you know, in this day and age where all of that is so, so, so
you, such a hot button deal.
Like you, I don't know what you expect.
Like I think, you know, they're going to react and they're not going to react in a positive
way.
I expect the crowd to boo the shit out of them too is the fans themselves.
And you brought this up too, because everyone's like always, cause he's, you know, his political
standings and you know, LA, no, no, Baker has almost the same political standings and
didn't get booed in LA.
You know why?
Because Taker is not a piece of shit about it.
Like yes, takers, political leanings are what they are.
We'll not go into this.
It's not a political show, but takers also not been caught on tape dropping the N word.
So maybe that's a sting right there.
I'm just saying you get caught on tape dropping the N word and all the black guys like the
fuck wasn't about his daughter too.
He's like, I don't want you dating an African American.
I don't know which, which technical term we're trying to use here.
Buck was dating an African American gentleman and Hogan's like, I don't want you dating
that.
And it was on camera.
He said on TV by accident, Booker T said on TV because Booker T first of all is a black
guy and Booker T said it in the moment where he's like, well, that's what I was saying.
He was, he thought he was going to get fired.
Did you know that dude, you can see Sherry when he does know like, he's like, it's okay.
It's okay.
Booker's like, I'm going to get fired.
He's like, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
Of course, Stevie Stevie Ray just no sells.
And he's like, oh, we got to beat your ass.
Like Booker's like, I'm so fired.
Fuck.
It's it's but no, again, it's a different circumstance with those guys too, because
even though Booker did drop it, first of all, Booker kind of allowed to drop it or Hogan
old white guy, not so much, you know, so maybe don't say racist shit and you won't get booed
just saying, you know, and also don't be a piece of shit.
That's new.
That's new, dude.
It's like we've heard stories.
So I've read.
So have you have you read Hogan's autobiography?
I'm just curious.
He actually has an autobiography out from you know, I've just I've just heard multiple
stories.
So a lot of the lies that people.
Yeah.
A lot of the lies that we talked about months ago about him.
A lot of that came out of the book, too.
But there's like just certain things I've read and I've heard stories about like bright
heart will tell a story like the whole WrestleMania nine.
I think it was if I remember correctly where so basically it was Brett loses the Yokozuna.
Hogan comes out because Hogan had I think he had creative control of his contract, not
full creative control because Vince was still in charge, but somewhat creative control.
But Hogan basically somehow convinced Vince he's like, all right, brother, so what we're
going to do is Brett's going to lose.
I'm going to go out and say, you know, you piece of garbage, I challenge you and you
because you're going to be like, OK, and then I'm going to be Yokozuna in three seconds
to make Brett look like a chump.
Then Brett Brett's told that story.
He's like, dude, I look I look like I didn't know how to do anything because I lost to
Yokozuna and Hogan beat him in like 30 seconds.
You know, it's like Hogan's thing was making Hogan look good.
You know, it was never making anyone else look good.
He on multiple podcasts, he jokingly said multiple times that he was in business for himself
to make the most money for himself.
He was.
That's what a lot of those guys were.
They wanted to make money for themselves.
And I get it.
But the thing is, is like you make money by making your opponent look good.
Here's the thing.
Sorry, I got a good example of this.
Actually speaking of the devil and hold that thought cap, please.
I'm sure it's cool.
It's been going in the business for itself.
I'm kidding.
Shawn Michaels, Hogan with Michaels, right?
They're supposed to have a three match rivalry.
It's supposed to be Sean.
Hogan was going to win the first.
Sean was going to win the second.
Hogan was going to the third.
So Hogan goes up and goes to Vince and goes, that doesn't work for me, brother.
I only want to do one.
After already agreeing with it.
After already agreeing to it.
Sean was pissed.
Summer Slam.
I think that was Summer Slam 06 or 07.
Someone's going to quote me on that and fix that for me.
Sean's mad and you could tell Sean's pissed off when Sean's pissed off.
Sean becomes a dick and he sells for Hogan like he's a speedball.
Like he is bouncing around that ring like he's made of rubber.
It looks like he's freaking like a bouncing boy from Legion of Super Heroes.
Just bouncing off the ropes, bouncing up every time Hogan hits him.
He sells like four times back.
He claims that he didn't do that because of that reason.
I'm pretty sure that he did.
And it's fine.
Like I get being pissed off about having to lose a match.
But it's like at the same point, Hogan easily can be like, sure, I'll do business.
We'll go and we'll make money because Hogan versus Michaels for three matches for over
three papers.
Summer Slam.
What's next?
It's the Survivor Series.
So Summer Slam Survivor Series.
And then you go into the Royal Rumble.
Those are your three or four biggest pay per views of the year.
Maybe could have gotten a fourth match at WrestleMania.
WrestleMania.
Maybe it's like that.
Like, okay, this is the one to end it all.
We have the big time at WrestleMania.
You get Hogan come out, the red, white and blue freaking Voodoo Childs playing.
Maybe I don't know.
I mean, I always prefer real American over Voodoo Child.
But you know what I'm saying?
You get that and then you get like Michaels coming out and you get that giant match at
WrestleMania, which would be freaking money.
But no.
Yep.
That doesn't work for me, brother.
You know, another time that Sean was actually pissed and you can actually say it too, it
was him versus Cena.
Which one?
I think it was WrestleMania where Cena went over.
It's the one where Cena took a Paul driver on the stairs.
Is that the one where Cena pops right back up?
Like, like you never heard him.
The Cena does that at least twice.
Can't remember, but they're like in the beginning of the match, you could see that Sean was
pissed, was already pissed.
Yeah, it's like and they went through the match and at the end of the match, they actually
had like a spat with each other at the end of it.
And then Sean walked off because I'm assuming Sean was supposed to win and then didn't win.
So you know, it kills me is like modern Sean.
So Sean retired to because of his back.
His back was messed up.
He retired.
No, too.
He came back in 05.
I think it was.
He was fired in 02.
He was fired.
He would know he was fired in 02.
And though he retired, he literally retired.
He was fired.
Vince fired him.
It's not that it's it's it's one of these ones that get mixed both like here's like
apparently that's both of them.
But in multiple documentaries in that day, Vince fired him because of his drug use and
how unstable he was and his back was was getting to be a problem.
Well, no, his back was fucked.
He did that on the on the casket.
I really crushed you vertebrae.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And like it's weird because you see that bump is like shit.
I would take that bump all the time.
Yeah, I've done the exact same thing at least twice.
Yeah.
I had never fucking broke my back like that.
It's crazy that he sometimes it's just right way.
Yeah.
No, but like I can't remember what document it was an old documentary.
I had to find that.
But literally it was said in the documentary and then some into it that he fired him because
of his massive because he had a massive drug problem, which is why he what my brain is
being stupid.
I fire him because he didn't like poop.
We're going to get to that too later.
Oh, jeez.
Nice.
I had a golden egg and Vince and Sean didn't want to touch it because because Sean told
the story that he did so much drugs and he's laughing that he didn't know that he like
he had made cookies.
I'm OK.
It was going to have with his with his child and he got so fucked up.
And then when he's coming off that, I think he's like, where's all what happened to cookies?
He's like, well, dad, we sat down, we ate them all.
And that just messed him up.
He's like, I don't remember any of that.
It's like, I got to get cleaned.
Who was it?
Burger King.
Oh, Robert Downey Jr. So apparently Burger King's what saved his life.
He went to Burger King one night and got a Burger King burger.
He's like, this is disgusting.
And he got it because he was high and wanted Burger King.
And he was like, well, I never wanted to eat this again, so I don't do drugs ever again.
Imagine being so high.
You go to Burger King because you're hungry.
You're Burger King.
This is fucking gross.
I'm never doing drugs again.
It's like, man, I really want a beer.
I go.
I have like three beers and have that fourth beer like this is disgusting.
And they're having this beer again, so I'm never drinking again.
So that's pretty funny.
So you're doing some meat.
We had some homemade meat tonight that was awful, but it was it was a little it was a
little meat.
So I wasn't expecting I mean, me like way back when I gave to my buddy because I'm not
going to drink this and he got pretty fucked up on it.
I'll do it again.
Took one drink.
I took so for the first drink, I was like, holy crap.
Oh, hey, I got laid now.
Hey, there we go.
People see me now.
That's bright.
Let's just have a little bit.
That's better.
Everything is like at the end.
I got a lot of editing.
Yeah, that's great.
Turn that back off.
Scrails in the dark.
So the reason why I brought up Hulk Hogan now is because he's getting sued.
If people don't know that for what now?
For negligence of his American beer.
So I was about to make a joke there.
I can't remember.
Oh, family.
It was a family guy.
Yeah, family guy did a Willy Wonka parody episode.
Sorry, I'm going on tangents tonight.
It's a tangent.
Go for it.
It's fine.
And it's just two of us.
So so really, they did a parody Willy Wonka the Chalk Factory.
But instead of finding the golden ticket in a chocolate bar, you find a golden scroll
and a beer.
So there's a whole thing where it's Cheech Martin playing this guy's like, my brother
Louise drank himself to death on your crappy beer and shoots the Willy Wonka character.
It's Pawtucket Pete like 16 times.
No one actually gets hurt.
But you know, I just I just I'm like someone come up and be like, hey, man, your crappy
beer made me go blind.
Shoot Hogan 16 times.
Poor Jimmy Hart.
So this is the dumbest reason.
But this this, you know, get your money wherever you can.
So Hulk Hogan and his Real American Beer Company are being sued for negligence by a woman after
she got hit in the head by a sealed can of beer last week.
Last year, the woman claimed she attended a promotion event, a promotional event for
a Real American Beer at Thrusty's, Thirsty's Cowboys, a live music bar in Ohio.
And at the event, she claims that Hulk Hogan and the another promoter were throwing beers,
cans of the audience.
Yeah, there it is.
And it hit her basically struck her in the head.
So yeah.
So it's kind of like when you go to a live event, let's say you go to a hockey game.
I'm going to use hockey.
I'm a hockey fan.
While you're at said hockey game, there are nets behind the goals.
So if pucks go up over the goals, they don't go into the crowd.
Those nets are everywhere.
Baseball is another great example is when you go to a baseball game.
NASCAR.
They're like, keep your head on a fricking swivel.
You don't know if a baseball is going to come flying.
You might have a tire in your lap at a NASCAR event.
Please pay attention.
It can still happen.
So with that, yeah, if you're sitting there at a bar and Hulk Hogan's like brother and
checking beer out in the middle of nowhere, maybe keep your head on a swivel because you
might get a beer to the skull.
I'm not saying she's at fault.
I'm not saying anyone's at fault.
I'm saying Hogan's at fault.
But it's Hogan's fault.
And then again, I also see her as, oh, this is a good way to make money.
Yeah, she would probably was.
It's just like the same person who sued Disneyland.
Jesus Christ, because the haunted mansion was too scary.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Oh, it's scary.
It's all the man won that suit.
How fucking stupid is that?
It's too scary.
I mean, it's sorry.
I was responding to Alexander Lee.
Apparently he had a bad day.
So I'll explain later.
Yeah.
So, oh, by the way, I'm going to I don't know if he's listening tonight, but shout out to
life out Lee Miller.
Like we don't get along in the ring at all, but he had a bad accident today and we're
glad he's okay.
Yeah.
We're close to dying.
He hit a tree and wrecked his truck.
The trees, trees, multiple.
But you can tell we're one tree, especially did not like him.
And he is lucky to be here with us today.
And we're glad he's still here because holy shit, his truck was destroyed.
So shout out to Lee Miller.
Glad you're okay, buddy, so we can kick your ass in the ring again later.
I'm okay with that kicking his ass later.
Yes, we'll kick his ass later.
So he probably.
Yes.
All right.
He sent it out to Sammy Matthews.
I'm like, you almost said I need to get a new.
Yeah, no, dude.
So he put it in the Dojo chat and he's like, hey, guys, I'm not going to be at class tonight.
And I was like, holy shit.
And Sam sitting on the couch next to me.
What I showed her the pictures like, is he okay?
Yes.
But yeah, probably wear a seatbelt.
So safety first, kids safety first.
God.
Yeah.
As much as we all hate them seatbelts.
Who?
Yeah.
So.
Well, what are you doing?
NXT had a nice special surprise.
Yeah.
Let's see this.
So I caught bits of it on the Tic Tac kids on the Tic Tac.
Tic Tac.
So Ricky Stark, like we've talked about this for months that Ricky Stark's trying to get
out of his contract.
A W kept on telling him no.
And I guess finally he just said, fuck it.
It does go on whatever.
So Ricky Stark's showed up at NXT.
Yeah, that was cool as hell.
It was very cool.
My thing is with the whole contract thing, WNNXC, NAW and these companies, if someone
doesn't want to be there, why are you keeping them there?
Like because they don't want them to make money on a different promotion.
Let them go make money because guess what?
There's going to be people in other companies that don't make money there and they're going
to come there and make money with you.
So let those guys go and get the guys that are from the other companies that don't want
to make money with them.
And yes, I know it's like sometimes it's trading like, you know, Mickey Mantle for Jim Bob
Cooter.
I get it.
But at the same point, if you get people who want to be there making money for you, people
are going to be happy and they're going to be working for you to make money.
They're not going to be like they're just make the money on their contracts.
A WNNXC trimmed down the roster by about 70% anyway, but that's right.
Exactly.
So this is reported in that he showed up, just did a quick one minute promo.
It's just saying that he was here.
He was the future.
Good promo.
They didn't announce his name.
Now I'm thinking it's because his name is under copyright for A W is my is my.
Yeah, no more than likely.
So he's speaking which speaking names and A W and stuff.
The reason they didn't say his name is probably because he's not going to be Ricky Sturks.
He's probably going to be something.
Did you see where Jordan Grace, they put on a list of names and Jordan Grace is like, I
want that one.
And I'm like, please don't call her that.
What was it?
Oh, God, I'll have to find it.
Find it while reading that.
I'll see if it was on Twitter.
I see if I can find it.
So that's a promotion granted him release along with Miro, which I forgot Miro got released
finally to out time and Malachi Black is actually released as well.
So we might see more Levi.
So yeah, might see both of those.
Good WWE.
Except for Miro.
I heard I've heard from both companies.
He's kind of a little hard to deal with, even though he's had like some good things here
and there.
Yeah.
I want Jordan Grace's only fans going down.
Whoa.
What are you searching?
I'm typing on Twitter and I type Jordan.
Well, not anymore.
What's she doing?
WWE either like you need to shut that shit down.
So by Tuesday, he had already found a new home appearing live on NXT, which is crazy.
They put them in the next day.
I figured they put them in the world without WWE.
Raw declared rival, the WWE's third brand with a seemingly put to bed.
Any questions regarding Stark's future?
He was friends with Cody Rhodes.
Of course.
Yeah.
He wasn't going to get Cody was going to be like, you'll sign them.
And they were like, yeah, okay.
So yeah, he's really close friends with Cody.
Of course they're gonna sign.
So one question remains unanswered is whether Stark's will keep his name as WWE didn't refer
to him as Ricky Stark or, or during his appearance, despite the crowd chanting out as of now,
Stark's is listed under the name in WWE's internal roster.
So it's called Stark's.
Jordan Reese's real name is Patricia.
That's weird.
Okay.
It's just, sometimes you get like a wrestler's real name and you're just like, really?
Cause it doesn't like a lot of times their work names close, but every now and then
you get one that's way off and you're just like, wait, what?
So I'm still looking at Jordan Greene stuff.
So keep, keep going.
So apparently, uh, he was supposed to be on an independent promotion tuck on turnbuckle
championship wrestling revealed on Wednesday.
Yeah.
And now he's off that show and you, it was originally scheduled to face a w star, uh,
Aaron solo, uh, strongly suggested that Stark's would be making his, uh, presence felt on
that.
Uh, so yeah, so it's probably, they probably just got to end up calling him Stark's because
I damn you, Elon Musk, Elon Musk, uh, a w yeah.
Allow him to have that.
So, sorry, that makes me laugh.
Um, does anyone really want to work?
Yes.
There's actually people who want to work.
Yes, there is.
The problem is, is like, those are the guys that want to do like their own thing and they
want to go there.
And, um, we talked about this many, many shows ago.
They want to go to the, the, want to go there and book their own stuff because well, I make
a fuckload of money.
Yeah.
Tony's going to throw money at them and they're going to book their own thing because they're
going to set at home and do indie shows and make a fuckload of money.
Yep.
Dan housing, release Dan housing.
Oh my God.
I don't think you'd fit on WWE.
That's a sad part.
No, he wouldn't, but he's great in the indies and you probably will make just as much money
and just going around the Indies being Dan housing.
I bet you punk though would be like screaming, like just please, it's not even like, I would
even put Dan housing like on the main roster.
I would never put him in the middle of the story.
I'd leave him in the next seat, but I would bring them up for one show a year and that
would be the rumble.
Imagine Dan hasn't just gone around the room playing Dan, Dan, and to get up.
Like when him, him, gang rail and deal, Hearst kept punching Ben.
Or just like him as a manager.
Yeah.
The manager and put them in the main roster as I have them, I have them like managed kind
of, I don't know.
They, they can't be spooky, but I guess they can be goofy, spooky, kind of like the bliss.
No, like I could talk, but maybe, yeah, maybe you group them up.
I don't know.
So I was gonna say punk and Paul could talk to punk, but they, they worked great together.
It's kind of like one of those things you get guys that can talk and they're like, we
don't like the way they don't, they don't like the way they talk.
So they make them have a mouthpiece and it's kind of like, uh, just let them talk to themselves,
man.
Yeah.
It's like Harlem heat.
They could talk, especially Booker.
But they always had Sherry talk for him.
That's true.
Did you see that?
Uh, Kenta, uh, got signed with, uh, pro wrestling Noah.
Oh, that's cool.
Maybe he'll take on our good friend, a friend of the show, Anthony green.
Yeah.
I messaged him before.
What happened with Bufa?
I kind of want, I didn't really shit on him.
I was just disappointed.
I was disappointed that he, what he did at the last show, by the way, stealing friend
of the show from, uh, uh, a good, our good friends, uh, top shelf, Troy Nelson, uh, CPA
and that one smart Mark Sterling when they ran a fun little podcast called off the hop
rope.
I missed that podcast.
She, they don't do that anymore.
No, no.
Once, uh, Mark had signed, he didn't have time to do it.
So they stopped doing it.
Yeah.
I saw some old episodes or nothing.
Yeah.
I got to check it out.
I, I hear, I heard a couple of them.
They're pretty good.
Yeah.
Speaking of the, uh, signed, uh, we, we went, uh, discussed what was, um, what the releases
on the last show.
Cause it happened during the show.
Um, yeah, I was trying to get it in there and you guys are like, we're going to bed.
I was like, whoa, this stuff happened.
Yeah.
Didn't we like, wait, what?
Yeah.
And, uh, sadly the list got longer.
Um, that, so, um, the, uh, so originally it was the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh,
the authors of pain.
They got released with Paul Earl.
No.
What Paul Ellering?
Yeah.
Ellering.
Sorry.
I'm terrible.
I'm screwing my mic a little bit.
So here, let me share it.
So that way I'm frigging, I can, so the authors of pain, this is the second time they've
been released or third.
I can't remember.
Maybe third.
I think, yeah.
No second.
Um, second good brothers.
It's been the third, I think.
I don't think they're ever going to go back to WWE.
I think WB like, Hey, they're going to make no.
Yeah.
They have TNA.
Maybe they can go back to TNA.
I think what the good brothers part of their issue is the way they want to work themselves
and the way they want to promote themselves.
It doesn't fit WWE.
At least it didn't under Vince and it probably would under trips.
But the problem is, is trips has the same issue and I love Triple H and I love the way
a lot of the stuff he does, but he's the same issue that, um, uh, Vince has.
They have no idea how to use tag teams.
Yep.
Which is why you don't see a lot of tag teams.
Yeah, exactly.
I do.
What have we got?
Or the same fucking tag teams.
Judgment day.
We got judgment day.
We got war Raiders.
We got DIY and pretty deadly.
This is the four I can think of right off hand.
Is there any other teams right off hand?
I can think of no, I'm going to go look, hold on.
Possibly Ray and Penta then possibly that new day.
Okay.
The new day.
I forgot about them too.
Um, that's basically all I can think of that off the top of my head.
Okay.
Turrent Turrent.
Turrent list of WWE tag teams.
Okay.
A town down under, I guess still exists.
I didn't know that.
Uh, alpha Academy apparently is a thing still.
Okay.
Sure.
Oh, American made it.
I forgot about American made.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
Yo man, Brutus Creed, that boy have no neck.
All right.
Um, that's a woman's tag.
That's a woman's tag.
The bloodline really come on.
They're, they're girls of destiny.
Um, I don't really see bloodline as a tag team.
They're more of just a, they're a faction, but I mean, you got to consider, uh, either
Tama Tonga or Jacob can all kind of go in.
Yeah, I guess they can kind of, they should put the titles on them.
Free bird rules it.
That'd be fun.
Right.
Uh, the GD Angelo family.
That's an NXT, uh, DIY.
Oh, oh God.
I can't believe I forgot about more some machine guns.
Oh yeah.
That's right.
About more city machine guns.
That was bad.
Uh, Hank and tank.
Who the hell?
Oh, NXT.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Imperium is not really a tag team.
Josh brings us around.
Oh damn.
But yeah, this is, this is what we got for the releases.
We got two, four, six, eight, nine releases.
So a lot better than before because they usually like 25 plus.
Um, but you know, um,
Oh, the LL talent where you really even use.
I think the only one that was reused was, was it Sonia?
Uh, yeah.
Sonia was being used at least a little bit.
Yo dude.
So I'm going through, speak of that.
I'm going through like the, uh, like the tag teams here and stuff.
And there's people that are like, oh yeah, you know, there are these, all these guys
get released.
I'm seeing people in here.
I'm like, I don't know who these people are.
Yeah.
It's like, I don't think a lot of them are TV.
If they are, it's probably an X a lot of, yeah.
Like Spears chance in advance.
Like that's an, it's Sean Spears and you know, Oh, street profits.
Forget about them.
Um, are they even on TV anymore?
Oh, I haven't seen them in a while.
And so, you know, there's the Tongans of course.
Why not just call them girls of destiny.
Jesus Christ or readers.
Okay.
The white six technically is a faction, not really a tag team, but come on.
So, Oh, motor city.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kevin.
Yeah.
I know.
I forgot motor city.
That was my bad.
Like I, it was a motor city beer, beer money match.
And those guys put on some fricking bangers.
Like I watch them go and I'm just like, I'm blown up just watching this.
I get blown up by entrance.
I can't even, I can't even.
Dude, there's times that you can see me do it occasionally where I'll come out and I'm
like, yeah.
And I get in the ring and I'm like, Holy crap.
Okay.
Um, um, Oh shit.
I got to start.
I'm glad I'm not starting this.
That's basically how I am.
That's why we're like tag back in it.
I'm like, hold on, dude.
I just worked three minutes and that's like 900 miles.
Yes.
You ready for the finish?
No.
Okay.
To be fair, I hurt that show too.
Like you're ready for the fish.
No.
It wasn't as bad when I blew up my calf though.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, that was, that did suck.
Fucking.
It's still so funny.
Ready for the finish.
I can't walk, man.
I fucked that up and they're like, Oh no, it didn't, it didn't look bad, dude.
No, no.
Fuck my leg up.
Oh shit.
By the way, if anyone hears background noise, that is my girlfriend watching TikTok.
He could kind of slightly irrit.
So it's all good.
You keep it up.
I don't care.
I just met.
I don't know.
I don't mind.
How dare you?
I got a dog in my lap and burst a shark behind me.
So no.
The biggest news and this got kind of got like slid underneath the rug because I did not
even see this until it was posted.
But the feds dropped the criminal criminal probe against WWE boss, old WWE boss, Vince
McMahon, the coverup of this.
It didn't matter anyway, because whatever happened, he was probably going to get pardoned.
So I don't.
The problem is this is what I said about this before and not to discredit the victim in
this.
Yeah, we don't victim shame, but when did it become non-consensual is my, it's my, I'm
not even going into this.
I don't know.
I'm not, but I'm not.
I know, but I'm just saying like it, it happened for years.
Yeah.
It's kind of like this was a one off thing.
It may have never been consensual.
It may have always been like you do this and I give you money and it's kind of like one
of those or you do this, I give you money.
Because it kind of seemed like it was a, you stopped paying me to shut, keep my mouth shut.
Now I'm going to go public for this.
Yeah, I mean that, I guess.
Oh crap.
They're still checked.
But like it, it doesn't like excuse the other shit.
Like there wasn't there, the limo incident and that, I think she got justice for that
hopefully, but the guy's piece of shit.
This is what we're saying.
Let's not go on, let's not go on the left turn that Vince is still a piece of garbage.
Yeah.
He's a piece of shit.
I'm not saying that I'm just saying like it's, it's to get into the more into that, like
it's, it's, it's, it's just a difficult situation to talk about.
But the, they dropped the criminal probe that focused on whether former world wrestling
entertainment boss Vince McMahon tried to cover up multiple allegations of sexual misconduct.
His lawyer told the post from the ruling, the third judge panel does not name McMahon
by but refers to subject of an ongoing grand jury investigation concerning whether a, as
whether as CEO has he engaged in criminal.
So basically this is, I just sounds like it's, they just dropped the, Hey, he's trying to
cover it up.
What probably happened was there.
Yeah.
They're dropping the, he tried to cover up situation and they're like, we got enough
probably what it is.
And I understand I've watched, I've watched enough, you know, TV shows, but there's a
certain show I was trying to find.
I couldn't remember it.
So no, but seriously probably what happens, they have enough other stuff on him where
they're just kind of like that can go away and we'll just hit them with all this other
stuff.
So, but this is saying right here, the simply the results of the appeal of the matter that
has argued five months ago, we were told that it's basically the government since that time
in understood with no, no investigation.
Basically it's, it's basically just saying that they include that they won't be any charges.
Yeah.
So that's, for that does that mean, but that's federal doesn't mean the state charges.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
I mean, the thing is if the, that's what all the people don't understand.
There are a lot of levels of being charged for shit.
You can like the, the town of Stanford could charge him.
Right.
And above Stanford could be the state of Connecticut.
Then above that could be like the, the, you know, the, the government.
So it's like, there's levels.
I mean, fricking his town could charge him, you know, like literally like the street he
lives on, if it's a, if it's an HOA, the HOA could be like, we're charging you.
And then, you know, it goes up.
So there's not one level where Vince can get charged.
There's multiple.
And just because one level said, yeah, we're not going to do this because let's be honest,
the government has a lot of other shit going on right now.
That doesn't mean the state and other things aren't going to nail them.
And that also doesn't mean the other federal cases he has isn't going to, aren't going
to go through because we'll just cause one got dropped.
Doesn't mean the other six don't get dropped.
Huh.
But yeah, that's the same though.
But prosecutors decided to drop the case at some point between the September 18th and
January 10th.
But they resolved, resolved it into a basically a settlement.
Yeah.
More than likely Vince went, Vince probably was like, all right, I'll give her a fricking
$12 million.
Make her go away.
Yeah.
As long as I can keep my egg.
I'll find the next person to shit on.
I'll, where's Austin?
30.
I'll shit on him.
Oh shit.
Yes.
It's gross.
It's all right.
You know, we should bring Johnny primer on here again.
Yeah.
Right.
Where's Johnny primer?
Yeah.
Oh, will we see you tomorrow?
N.A.W.A.
I said yes.
Oh, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Yeah.
I will not be because a, I'm not booked and B, it's supposed to snow.
So buck that.
Here's the thing.
I actually looked at the weather because I'm a weather guy and I was bored and the weather's
actually not supposed to start until about two to three in the morning.
Actually, it might even be later that this far north.
Bill Nicks.
What is the weather ever, ever correct?
I did, did, did, did the shit up.
So I think what's going to have watching the, watching the storm pattern, it's coming up
the coast or it's coming up this up New England.
That's why I like RWA and shows that a mass canceled.
It's going to hit them first.
It's going to come up to us later.
So I think we're okay till almost Sunday morning.
And then that's when we're going to start.
As long as it doesn't start before midnight, I could care less because I'll be home by
then.
I can't wait for your text at midnight saying, I fucking hate it.
I'm driving.
Um, no, my text at midnight will be, I'm sleeping at my buddy Mark's house.
I will knock on his door and go, I'm sleeping on your fucking couch.
I'll shovel out your driveway tomorrow morning.
I'm sleeping on your goddamn because I was told, uh, callous wasn't get snow until nine
o'clock and then that fucking.
I'm not even joking driving home with that.
I was like, I was white knuckle the entire drive because literally for anyone who's never
driven from callous to anywhere else in the state, callous is on the Eastern part of the
state on the coast or coast ish.
It is in Canada.
Basically it is a literally rocks throw from Canada.
Now I grew up at rocks from Canada in the North.
Um, but callous is literally so far East.
It's insane.
So to get from callous to anywhere else is a good two, well, not two hours, but a good
hour and a half.
Five.
There's no shortcuts.
It's straight across the state back into Bangor, the Bangor area.
You basically go Bangor to callous and it's a, it's, it's almost like an interstate over
through there.
It's basically on a nice day.
You're doing 85 miles an hour flying across.
There's perfect on a snowy day.
You're doing 20.
I got lucky.
The only thing I got lucky by is there was a semi truck in front of me, fibers.
There's a semi truck in front of me almost the entire time cutting a path in the snow.
So I followed it almost all the way.
Here's the worst part.
All the way, almost a frickin Ellsworth.
It's snowing sideways.
I take the left to turn to come down the road to bring you like from the highway to Ellsworth.
It's a back road.
I didn't know this.
That's just where my GPS took me.
I'm going through there.
It's still snowy shit.
All of a sudden the snow vanishes because the snow had cut basically up the coast in
this Ellsworth completely.
So all of a sudden it's dry roads.
And I was like, what happened on what day it was?
I can't remember.
I think it was Monday, maybe Monday.
I can't remember.
Literally sunny.
No problem.
Just driving.
Yeah.
And then the line of or no.
Yeah.
While snow.
I'm like, yeah, it's insane.
Maine is on drugs sometimes with snow.
Like literally it could be I've seen it where you're looking.
Okay.
So working on the water, I've literally watched a wall of rain come across the mountains and
I can watch the wall of rain go.
And the way Bar Harbor is the water, the rain will come down and go around the harbor just
because of the way the mountains are.
So I've watched rain literally go around us in the harbor.
And I'm just kind of like, that's freaking cool.
So but yeah, whether here means kind of on drugs for you folks, not for me.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Literally tomorrow I could get up tomorrow morning.
It could have dropped three feet of snow.
I've already told Larry if it's snowing tomorrow, I ain't going anywhere.
So if it's nice till tomorrow, if it's nice till tomorrow night, I'll find.
So I'm a little bitch when it comes to snow, even the big truck because the big because
you know what's terrifying when your ass end goes out in a big truck and he goes sideways.
It's not fun.
I drive a small car and I've had that happen.
I smoke cars a lot, it's a lot more fun than a box truck, a class B box truck going sideways
that can carry 10 pallets.
Yeah.
At least you crash a box truck, dude.
And you're trapped in a snowmink.
You got food frozen.
Yeah, I'm going to eat frozen pizza.
Do you know how to start a fire?
Not with anything on me.
Do you have plenty on that truck to start a fire with?
Are you not the Boy Scouts?
Come on, Kat.
I was in the Boy Scouts.
I'm not going to.
Yeah, I'm going to destroy the truck more to start a fire.
Anything you just need a little bit of metal and a little bit of stone.
Come on.
You get home and get the metal.
You drive an aluminum truck, dude.
It's plenty metal.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Well, that's if I survived the crash.
First of all, you have a vape.
You have a you have a lighting element on your face.
That's true.
Ah, my God.
Do I have McIver?
If I survived the crash, probably more likely, I probably won't.
So people are going to tune in like this is a wrestling podcast.
Yeah.
Why talk about anything?
We've done that.
Oh, shit.
So that's basically I have for the news besides Jordan.
Great.
Oh, no, actually, no, it's not.
It's not because I've got an emolition Hall of Fame 2025.
Yeah, do it.
I want them in the Hall of Fame this year, do it, do it.
By the way, if anyone wonders why they're not in the Hall of Fame yet, they were actually
part of the CTE lawsuit.
Axe was for the longest time.
That's Billy.
He was part of the CTE lawsuit, and he was also in a fight with the DB for a number of
years over the demolition name because Bill had signed a contract saying he owned demolition.
Vince is like, you don't own that.
I own that.
I'm Mr. Man.
And Bill was like contract and this is like, I'm suing you.
And so that's why Vince and Billy did not get along.
Triple H is in charge now.
Triple H is like, no, these guys are our people.
We should probably have them in the Hall of Fame.
They're our friends.
So if you see Josh Alexander, his contract ended today.
It's all that.
Yeah.
Here's the thing, though.
I literally read today.
I have a feeling I know where you're going with this or Josh Allen is going.
Who said it?
Who or was it?
AP?
It was Matt, actually.
I think it was that Josh Allen reforming the North with Ethan Page.
That'd be awesome.
Again, WDW doesn't know how to use tech teams.
But yeah, I read somewhere today, Josh Allen's probably a W bound.
Yeah, I was literally going to just pull it up.
So we got to say that Jordan Grace kind of like maybe like let it slip saying, see you
soon, bro.
Sure, there's reports saying that he is going to be in AEW.
So here's the thing about that.
We've all seen.
We've all seen where people are like, oh, yeah, this guy's going there.
This guy's going there.
We're not gonna see him there.
We're gonna see him there.
Sean Ross comes out like, oh, yeah, he's definitely going to TNA or something.
And then like a week later, all of a sudden their music hits and they're on TV programming.
So I will believe Josh Alexander shows up where we see Josh Alexander.
Right.
Ricochet was a surprise to some people that showed up.
I knew it.
No, Ricochet was going to AEW the entire time.
Look at him now.
He has the Cody.
He has the Cody Rhodes, Cody Rhodes rub of the AEW.
Everybody hates him.
Yeah, Ricochet.
Everybody fucking hates him.
Scissors.
What's up with the scissors?
Like, I've got scissors.
It's like, dude, why?
I know you put this to Barbara Beefcake all of a sudden.
Here is the issue.
When I look at news and I no longer see AEW news, that is a problem.
Yeah, it's true.
This is great.
Another Tony Khan flavor.
Yes, yes, it's true.
The hot takes.
I love it.
So but no, you're not wrong, Kat.
Like we look at the news cycles now and you see like Triple H does this.
WD does this.
TNA.
We're seeing TNA.
TNA like, you know, Joe Henry.
And then you're like one little AEW blurb at the bottom.
Like, no, not even that.
You know, watch.
I'll even show it.
You know what?
Look, I'll show my screen right now.
And we'll see when we find something with a W.
All right.
So Cody Smackdown.
This is every WWE and AEW that the rest, I guess.
I mean, I guess I could count, but that doesn't I wouldn't say that.
That's not exclusive to you.
That WrestleMania, Joseph Alexander Booker T wrestling couple Smackdown.
Mostly what?
Pro wrestling couples.
Oh, couple couple.
I heard a couple.
I was like, that was that Valentine's Day.
She's she's this price vacation.
Yeah.
Former TNA champion reportedly.
I guess that counts right there.
Newsweek right there.
That's so the next page.
Yeah, I guess we can come back.
But that's TNA related.
That's nothing with AEW going on with AEW right now.
There you go.
MVP reveals what's finished his pro wrestling career in a view.
So the next page is is finally something to do with a W like but before I think last week.
Yeah.
Last week, I couldn't find anything to talk about.
It's kind of insane.
It's like so I just so I don't look at these things before the show, by the way, if anyone's
curious when I do the next report, I don't look at fucking proper prep work.
It's your show.
I just show up and I don't look at like the for the next report.
I don't look at the ratings for a half on.
I just open them up.
Oh, God, that's OK.
I forgot to do.
I forgot to do botches today.
No botches.
Those are my favorite part, man.
I'll Google it.
I'll watch a roadblock match.
That's that's just all right.
We could do that.
I was kidding.
No, I don't know.
We're going to watch that match that I watched.
It was bad.
It was really bad.
Oh, poor rugged Rick.
He doesn't he deserves so much better.
He was pissed.
I got a rugged Rick and he was pissed.
Oh, we just watched Tony and Tony.
Yeah, let's just beat the show.
We're blocking because that was funny.
That was pretty funny.
I showed that to a couple of friends at work and because they also pull back the curtain
here a little bit.
I started a new job and so my old job was kind of like, oh, you're a wrestler.
We don't care.
Work.
This new job actually gets a kick out of it.
So like they've looked up my matches and stuff on YouTube and they've actually watched some
of my stuff.
They get freaking kick out of it.
Like every weekend I get the weekend off and they're like, oh, you're wrestling this weekend.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I got to show this weekend down in like Buxton and stuff like
that.
So I showed the clip of Tony Atlas because they know who Tony Atlas is because it's Tony,
right?
And I showed them just beat the ever loving dog shit at a roadblock and they were fucking
dying.
They were laughing their asses off.
They're like, what happened?
I'm like, that's what happens when you spit at Tony Atlas.
I showed that to Alexander Lee and he goes, yes.
And now you talk to Randy Carver and get that that botch or whatever that incident that
happened with at Fairfield with him.
Apparently Randy has that footage that when he fucked himself up the table.
Oh, is that the I believe I can fly spot?
Yes.
I think I think Randy Carver has it.
I believe I could.
Yeah, I know that was against Ricky Ricky Williams.
I believe I've heard the story, but I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
No, I've never seen it.
Apparently, Randy Carver Jr. might have it.
And he said that once we have that footage, he will be on.
So Randy, Randy, send us the footage.
Randy Carver.
I was going to ask him today.
I forgot.
I got a Tyler on and like, hey, you guys popping in.
He just dropped him.
Drop this, but praying for everyone.
Oh, hey, bro.
So yeah, I must be really Miller.
I'm assuming.
Yeah, hex.
Yeah.
Anyone doesn't deserve the Roblox match.
To be fair, the guy has probably dealt with Roblox the most on this.
My opposite for all of us is probably Kevin or Beavis, whatever we call him.
And like I've heard I rode home with him one night and he told me just a dozen stories.
I'm sitting there the whole time going, well, here's the problem.
Roblox wasn't actually that bad of a wrestler.
No, it's the accident.
Yeah.
The accident happened.
And for you, for those of you, I pulled back the curtain a little bit.
Roblox had a pretty bad motorcycle accident a few years back.
And like literally he has been saying he's like he skidded 100 yards on this.
His face and no helmet just across the pavement.
And didn't they think he was dead when they?
Yeah, I think they thought he was dead and stuff happened.
And like he was OK before and he still has the muscle memory from before.
Like like a lot of the wrestling he does is like it's still like where it's like you can
tell the muscle memory is still there.
But there's a step missing in between here and broke his back to where literally it's
like a rod, basically, so he can't bend his back.
Basically, that explains a lot.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's why that's why he's always that's why he looks like he's good that he
almost fucking lands on his head every single time he does something like this because he
can't.
But he can't bump correctly.
That makes sense.
So hey, so here we are.
Topic of news starts on the New Japan Alliance saying that they'll have me having their first
show for first joint show next month.
No serious names.
They just announced it.
Oh, didn't know that.
Didn't know that Tyler thrown out some news at us.
I did not hear about that.
Heck, if it's it's a new Japan and all Japan together.
I mean, apparently it's eight ish companies in one show.
Oh, damn, it's a giant.
Somebody stole Ring Wars idea.
Oh, no, actually, to be fair, Ring Wars probably sold it from from Japan from Japan because
Japan does this stuff occasionally.
Yeah, that's cool.
Depends who the names are.
Unfortunately, like I am so old school Japanese wrestling.
I'm not a Johnny Torres.
So I don't know a lot of the newer wrestlers like the newest Japanese wrestler knows like
Shinto and Okada.
Like my Japanese knowledge for wrestling is literally like the great Buddha and like the
great soul skate and jushin thunder Langer.
Kevin saying Roboc was Roboc was by his side the whole time.
And any question basically saying they ask him a question.
We'll have to have them on one time.
Just yeah, that'd be cool.
That'd be cool because then we used to be close to Tony Atlas, too.
Yeah.
That whole fucking MTV bit fucking show.
No show.
Yeah.
We could.
Oh, wow.
We could get ripping a versus a GK Kyushu pro versus all that'd be this fucking awesome.
I'd be down for it.
Speaking of that, I saw grinds back.
Yeah.
I see it was Mike's Mike Skyros.
By the way, shout out to Mike Skyros really underrated talent versus Delmi.
And that should be pretty fun.
I know that because I was like he's come a long ways the last few years.
Yeah, because she's getting really good because the Levi was talking about grind and I was
like, oh, fucking misgrind, like I wish to come back.
And then I saw that they posted I think it's March 15th.
I think they're really never broke his back.
Oh, he never broke his back.
He's going to back that too.
I could have sworn he broke.
He said they broke his back.
I don't know.
I could have sworn he doesn't bend his back.
He's as stiff as a board.
I could have sworn that he that I was totally broke his back.
Anyways, let's get to let's get to your next report and then we'll see.
Jesus Christ.
I'll be the botches for the night.
We'll watch all the watch all the roadblock shit and then you'll find me later on.
Like, hey, I saw your show.
So I'd say this.
I just shout out if you guys always hear the beginning of the next report, you heard Jim
Cornett, of course.
And we just heard we just found out Jim Cornett, unfortunately, lost his puppy dog.
That would be a little Harley Quinn Cornett, and I just want to send a shout out to Jim
Cornett and Harley Quinn Cornett.
It sucks to lose a pet.
So we've all been there and it sucks, but it's a shout out.
I know Jim will probably never hear this, but I just want to throw that out there.
All right.
So next report, because him and Brian are going to kick out of me making fun of a W.
So they start off strong this week.
Six hundred sixty seven thousand.
That's not awful.
And that's Max Castor live promo.
Adam Page versus Castor.
Ricochet backstage promo.
The Death Riders versus Undisputed Kingdom.
Cool.
And they still stay strong.
Six forty eight.
Not bad.
And that's finishing up Death Riders and Undisputed Kingdom.
Then a whole bunch of other stuff.
This is the thing I've always said about a W. They get too much going on at all times.
So six fifteen.
The next segment, a little bit tougher.
M.J.F. Adam Page backstage angle at Aaron Solo.
No clue.
John Cruz.
No clue.
Rosario Grillo.
No clue.
Samoa and Samoa Joe.
Oh, I think that's when Joe makes them the Ops or the OPPs.
I don't know what it is.
Willow Guy, Nightingale, Marisha, free John Moxley backstage angle.
Here comes the drop.
The learning tree, the Outriders, Bandito, Powerhouse Hobbs, a live angle.
We went from six to fifteen to five forty four.
Yeah, that sucks.
Dustin Rhoads backstage angle.
Yeah.
It gets worse.
So it actually goes back up.
Dustin Rhoads versus M.J.F. actually brought the show back and then went from five forty
four to five ninety six.
That means people want to see good wrestling.
That means fans want to see wrestling.
They will see good wrestling and they will see their favorites.
If Tony would look at this stuff and go, wow, OK, M.J.F. brings the ratings up.
Let's do something with them.
You have that, you know, and let's do something with like even Adam Page and Castor here.
They're started off strong.
Six forty seven sixty seven to six forty eight is not a huge drop.
It's five.
It's thirty K, but that's just people leaving from watching Big Bang Theory.
You know, so it's not a tough.
That's not a huge drop.
Look at that's what Tony needs to do.
He's going to look at this stuff.
So we come up to five ninety six.
We dropped down to six.
We dropped to five sixty and that's Megan Bain.
Oh crap.
I forgot Megan Bain gets signed versus Maya World.
No clue.
Penelope Ford versus Chris Stattlander.
OK, this is going to sound awful.
Two girls matches in one segment is probably what drug your segment down.
I would have done Megan Bain versus my world or Penelope Ford versus Chris Stalher.
Actually I've done Ford versus Stattlander.
They're the names.
Five thirty three.
The next segment for Stattlander finish post-match with Megan Bain, Harley Cameron video and
then the Hurt Significant versus the guns and then Hurt Significant versus the guns
continue drops down to four ninety two to end the show.
The overruns four seventy eight.
So total if I'm going to just eyeball this for a grand total really quick.
Six and say about five.
I would say five twenty probably for the total give or take someone wants to do some math
they can have at it.
I don't laugh.
But that is the next report for today.
So yeah.
Let's hit that one.
I figured that.
Yeah.
I'm just reading up on the daughter chat too.
So everybody's having a bad day fucking today.
Yeah.
Ben Ben hit a snowbank.
Alexander Lee poor Ben.
So it looks like you might be able to click it back in.
But I'm not sure.
Yeah.
That's what he's saying too.
So it's plastic.
It might all pop right back together.
So she's my god guys.
Can everyone like this?
Don't you like knock over old gypsy arena?
Yes we're in a live Stephen King novel man.
She's kind of glad I didn't go anywhere today.
Actually I'm kind of sitting on the couch.
I hung out with my girlfriend today on Valentine's Day.
Me and the two dot me and the girl and the two dogs and the cats and everyone had pizza
for dinner.
Watch the Stargate super chill night.
So there you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
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We need to get Dan has it on here.
So we just have him go give them how the money.
I can shoot a fucking daddy.
What happens?
That's true.
Yeah.
That knowing Danny about that cashier.
Yeah.
Whatever you do.
I'll do it right now.
And you won't fucking do it right now.
Do it.
I don't get Shane Douglas on here.
That'd be cool.
I mean, Shane, Shane would probably ask for money.
Fucking Dan house and probably ask for money.
But then I was like, hey, do you have money for Dan housing?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe you recognize and remember me from limitless.
Probably not.
So fun story about Dan has a limitless real quick.
I don't know.
Thank you, Jasper.
I needed my all my shit knocked over.
Fucking dog.
He's a good dog.
That's why I need this.
Why I need an office.
I met Dan has an office.
Set it up.
I know I can build it is the thing.
Anyway, I met that has a news completely out of gimmick and like he's just Dan just
and he introduced himself as Dan and I was like, he's like, hey, Dan, how you doing?
I was like, hey, man, Dan, how you doing?