Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun
-dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun
-dun -dun - I mean, it should have been, but
we ran into a little technical difficulty. We
had a snag with one of our players' audio. It
happens. I'll let you guys listen to what we
put together. See if you can figure out whose
audio got corrupted. In the meantime, we didn't
want to leave you totally hanging. We didn't
want to leave you without any context for what
happened in the episode. So while the episode
itself, largely about the players sitting around
talking to each other out of character, Figuring
out how to perform a heist. We know that that
could be valuable to members of our audience
who are looking to kind of see how other tables
might operate. Other tables might do things.
Sure, you don't need to copy us. But it is always
nice to have a blueprint of what to do. Or, in
many of our cases, what not to do. So, I have
arranged for a special field report. From the
one, the only, Mr. Jerry Barnborn. Take it away,
Jerry. And join us next week for episode six,
when the party commences the heist on Ember Corporation.
It's going to be great, guys. Tune in, find out.
Appreciate you. Hello. It's a good body. Captain
Jerry Barnborn, bringing you a special report
from the field this week. Unlovable and lovely,
heroes are doing recon, trying to figure a way
into the Ember Corporation headquarters. There
is sure to be danger, maybe even traps. Is that
Venom? Oi! Might be indeed. In the meantime,
old Jerry looks to be on the outside looking
in. If only there was someone to keep me company
during the long and lonely night. While our adventuring
party is bravely at work. Trying to make Hope's
Embrace a safer place for us all. Maybe after
that, maybe old Taldir might be willing to sit
with Jerry and have a pint. Maybe we'll end up
staring deep into each other's eyes. Seeing where
we can get lost in there, if you know what I
mean. Yeah. Really? Well, that would be a dream
come true for Captain Barnborn. Fantastic. Still,
I do worry our passions might get the better
of us. Might be some repercussions. I'm hoping
we keep things professional. At least until the
city's safe again. I mean, what would even happen
if we were to acknowledge the tension growing
like a slow ember of fire? between our two hearts
smoke fills the building they think it's a fire
they call the fire department we show up in firefighter
clothes right yeah that kind of heat can only
be kept under wraps for so long might be a good
idea we bring along a third eh i think wesley
should probably be the one to do it that is an
excellent idea wesley you interested in being
our third as it were Menage a hangout, maybe.
How big is this smokestack? Look, trying to keep
things above board here, so. As much as I'd like
to talk about it, I do like to talk about the
old smokestack from time to time. I don't know
that that leads us anywhere better. Not exactly
my type, anyway. Big as a hill giant and all,
but Jerry is flexible. Try everything once, me
ma used to say. I think she might have been talking
about root vegetables, though. Still. Seems like
a good way to live life. Maybe. Maybe it's better
if we make it a whole party. Invite everyone.
What do you say to that? Big crowd, big group.
Keep everybody above board. Celebrate the victory
together. You know, real win. I'm just going
to be in the corner, just creeping. Oh, yeah,
I get that. Pale and tall. Not a pleasant combo,
me ma used to say. Still, someone might be interested
in you. What if a friend of mine were to, you
know, come try to chat you up a bit? Maybe just,
you know, build professional relationships. Bite
them. Oi, that's quite the introduction. Still,
think maybe you should take things a bit slower,
don't you? No. Bite them. Yeah. Right, yeah.
Still, gotta be you. I get that. Old Jerry can't
be anyone but Jerry, me ma used to say. Still,
might be children or pets about, depending on
the crowd. May need to, uh, you know, put a lid
on the more wild, uh, aspirations, as it were,
of the group. Actually, yeah. I'll take care
of the dogs. Really? You would do that? That
would be a big help. You have a lot of experience
taking care of dogs, then? You like dogs? I'll
kill them. Oh, my. I would expect that kind of
talk from our Taz, maybe. I mean, beautiful face
aside, the man has issues with our canine companions.
That's well documented. And maybe rightfully
so, but still, seems drastic. Amorous, can you
help me out at all with this? I mean, the bad
part is that the smokestack... has been reportedly
not used look lively hammers we put away the
smokestack talk family friendly event is what
we're planning so all the friends in our audience
can attend right oh no worries mate happens to
the best of us maybe you can let me know what
you found while you rick can't might be better
for us all give the crowd a bit of an actual
i don't know recap of events all like the the
the building is full of like fuel and like gunpowder
and stuff like that So... Yeah, you're gonna
blow up the whole thing. Oh, also, why don't
we blow up the whole building? fucking mental
when you mess with their money. That's interesting.
I like that idea. Right, yeah, of course. I mean,
don't take any cards off the table, but you can
undercook your dinner all day. You can only burn
it once, as me ma used to say. That could be
a way to sneak out if we get really in some shit.
Good point, Ambrose. Now I know you'll hold it
in your back pocket until absolutely necessary.
After all, a good portion of the population is
dwarven. They might not take it too kindly. Have
a full frontal attack on the center of economic
footing. Oh, I know. I'm Jerry. I was born in
a barn. Could you just get a rope with, like,
that cloth thing? That does sound reasonable,
really. Now you just gotta get back out. Well,
that doesn't sound too tough for a group of adventurers
like yourselves. I mean, Taldir, I believe in
you, mate. I'm a big guy. You sure are. You sure
are. Both in body and in spirit. But most importantly,
I think, in love, you've got a certain je ne
sais quoi, if you will. I feel like you might
have stolen my heart. Just went down to thieves
are us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Sweet. I don't want to get sidetracked,
so I think we should put our feelings aside once
more and maybe see if the party can shit anything
else before the heist commences, yeah? Or just
cover yourself in shit. Feel like you're running
real hot and cold on me, mate. Real hot and cold.
I'm so singularly focused on your eyes right
now, and I gotta say, you've really got beautiful
eyes, you know? Well, I think that's enough of
that. Glad we could catch up with you. Look forward
to seeing you next week. And if you're thinking
of skipping it, well... Yeah, but think about
how fucking sick it's going to be to pull off
a heist. Couldn't agree more, Zach. Couldn't
agree more. Thanks, everyone. Have a good night.
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