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Hey lovers, it's me, Rebecca Salone. It is 11

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.35 and we're here with Dish the Dish, where

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we have brunch, we talk about our lives, entertainment,

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and we have a guest chef today. Hello, Mickey

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of X. So, what is it that we're eating today?

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Well, it's something I've been moved for recently.

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Are you a quiche girlie? I am a quiche girlie,

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yeah. Yeah, that's good, because otherwise you're

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going to be real disappointed. Because today

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I'm making a sausage and red onion sheet pan

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quiche. It's really simple, it's filling, and

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it tastes really good. Oh, we love that. So,

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what is it that you want to dish about today?

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Well, I was on the bus coming here, and I was

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just wondering, do you watch a sitcom twice a

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month? Yeah, no, I love that show, yeah. Yeah,

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it's really good. And the lead actor's really

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good in it as well. But I just want to talk about

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the lead actor in it because the press is trying

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to play him off like this bit of a ladies' man.

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And, you know, there's all these pictures of

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him with women and out to dinner in hotels and

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stuff. Yeah, he's gay, though. Yeah, he's so,

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like, clearly gay. And, like, it's okay, babe.

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Like, we'll also accept him. Just come out. It's,

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like, not the 90s anymore, you know? And he just

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looks, like, so scared. I'll catch you later.

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And I also think... Well, no, see, because I

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think the same. I think the girl playing his

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love interest, you know, she's a bit too good

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at being, like, bitchy. Oh, my God, you can't.

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We're going to get in trouble, actually. Well,

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we can't be doing that. Well, listen, no. If

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they didn't want us talking about him, then they

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shouldn't have been famous, really. All right,

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all right. We'll go into a song now. Oh, there's

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also a new show, yeah, on our network called,

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like, Illithin. So tune into that. Oh, actually,

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speaking of Illithin, do you want to know some...

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Do they have it? Yeah, no, they got a little

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bit of drama. I can't really say. I've seen some

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tweets. One of them is very angry on Reddit,

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but we'll talk about it later. Anyway, this is

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Hype Me Up by Paper Plastic. Another minute till

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we s -s -sign off So if you're not with me, wait,

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bye, bye, bye Babe, I got a third eye I don't

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do receipts, I'm a witch Fill me up for my switch

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I'm a devil in disguise The daughter's security

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room slowly opens. It gets caught on the old

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carpet, and the hum of a alive computer is a

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welcome noise, and it knows this. So it says

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hello with its little startup sound. Charlie,

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as you step into the room, you feel a buzz on

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your thigh. You get a notification. You get another,

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and you get loads flooding in. So excited for

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the new season tonight. Who do we think is going

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to die in the first episode? Bringing back my

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fave art, my fave best friends. Hopefully they

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won't bring any more of the outside drama in.

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The computer's light is the only light in this

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room. And as you flick on the main light, a spotlight

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shines above you. Fog bellows from the vents

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of the computer and covers the whole room. You

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are alone. Nothing but fog surrounds you. Then

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it blinks, and the rest of the lights in the

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room flick on. The fog escapes, it almost runs

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away, and you are back in the room. River is

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right behind you, but you feel like the aura

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of the whole world has changed. It slipped into

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something new, an ill -fitting suit that is made

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just for you. I know everybody's excited about

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the show. Tonight, and I am, I'm really excited

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about the show. But I don't know. River, DMC's

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like not... Like, yeah. He's not... He's not

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my favorite, but he's not crazy, right? Like,

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there's... He seemed really freaked out. I mean,

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I get it, but the lights have come on, at least

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in here. Yeah. I don't know about, uh... I don't

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know about what's going on. But I do think that

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maybe we might be close to the end of this thing.

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The lights are coming back on. Fucking whatever

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the knocking is, you know, we're going to deal

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with it. There's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

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And it probably has something to do with the

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fact that people want to, like, razz us up before

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we do our show. It's probably just a prank. Maybe

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we can figure out who's, you know. Trying to

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razz us up on the security cameras or something.

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Yeah. This room is security office in name mainly.

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It is a desk with a old, like, bigger computer.

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There is a sign in. That you need to do, but

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luckily there is a post -it note on the screen

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that just says user password. And you type it

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in. And then the computer opens. There's a small

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application that says cameras. I click on it

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and see what we see. There... is a kind of multi

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-screen view of every room in this building.

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It's the green room, the recording booth, this

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room that you're in now, the writer's room, there's

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the office, the hallway, but there are also three

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cameras that are on the outside of the building.

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The fog covers everything. The cameras can barely

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catch more than a few meters past. the building

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at all but you do see your cars unattended in

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the car park but you see two figures that are

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stood outside of the building they aren't next

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to the door but they are looking at the front

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door of the building okay i mean that right there

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that's got to be it right that that's got to

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be who's been messing with us what is it two

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two these two motherfuckers right here they're

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they're clearly standing right here outside the

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building i mean there's nobody inside i mean

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i looked in every other room uh okay can you

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do they look familiar does it look like that

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that person who was here before god what's their

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name um the person who let everybody in um Well,

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I mean, kind of not on these cameras. But you

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know what? I mean, if it's like a well -meaning

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prank, then I just I really don't have the energy

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for it. And I really wish they would stop. But

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if it's like a if it's like a malicious prank,

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then I kind of want to just like go tell him

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to fuck off, you know, and just have it be done.

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I think that sounds fucking awesome to me. Okay,

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great. I'm going to, like, walk out of the security

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office. Is everything still normal out in the

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hall? Like, is everybody else still here? Everything

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is normal. You see Vic and DMC, who I don't know

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if they're both in the hallway or if they're

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in the recording booth. River follows behind,

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close on Charlie's heels. She doesn't let her

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out of her sight. Charlie is going to enter that

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room and kind of, like, looks. eyes at vick and

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dmc and then back behind her to river and then

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is gonna do like a like a like a a buddy slap

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on dmc's shoulder like a uh and it's like yeah

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um um hey bud i don't i don't i don't know what

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you experienced but i think i know the culprits

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and they're they're right outside uh yeah no

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i'm What do you mean? Well, no, the two, like,

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pranksters or whatever are outside the building.

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So I'm just going to go tell them to fuck off.

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There are people here? You saw people outside?

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Look, whatever they did, they're, like, right

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on the cameras. We saw them on the cameras. It's

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fine. What do they look like? I don't know. Not

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much. It's really foggy out there. Just kind

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of silhouettes. So. Vaguely creepy. Yeah. So

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I'm just going to tell them to fuck off. And,

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look, like, whatever's happened tonight. they're

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clearly trying to whoever it is is trying to

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mess with us and i i just i can't have that tonight

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like this is just this is too big and important

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for us it's it's it's honestly it's it's disrespectful

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and it's uh i can't i can't have it so um i'm

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sorry for uh this but just spare with me a minute

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as you walk down the hallway When you're halfway

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between the recording booth and the main doors,

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you do hear a click ahead of you as the front

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main doors of the building and open just slightly.

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Oh, God. Yeah, no, I get it. And I'm going to

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go up to the door and pull it open. You pull

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it open. You see the car park out ahead of you.

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And this incredibly thick fog, you see just slightly

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the tree line. It's cold, smells musty and stale,

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which is weird for outside. But you open the

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door and it doesn't look like they're there.

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Okay. I'm going to take a few steps out and just

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like, you know. Losers, do you know how much

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of a life you need to have? You could not possibly

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pay me to stalk outside of some radio station

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just to play a prank on the people recording

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inside. I'm sorry, that is tragic. It actually

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makes me want to cry. It actually makes me want

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to start my life over again so that I could be

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worth it. all of the effort you're putting into

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bullying, because truly, sad. Disgusting. Is

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the outcome good? Do you feel like you got what

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you wanted? Your voice, you can just hear it

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echo out into the open world. You instinctually

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just turn to the rest of the group. River's standing

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in the doorway behind Charlie. And as you turn,

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Charlie gets jumped. What? Hard. Two figures

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leap out of the fog, grab Charlie, and just start

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wailing. Oh my god! It's like fists and fabric

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everywhere. Charlie! It is a mess. River runs

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and tries to tackle at least one of these people

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who are wailing on her. You see like one hand

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of Charlie's reaching out from... The fight telling

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you to back off. As the pair of you, like, launch

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yourselves out, these two assailants just bucket

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back into the woods. Like, sprint, like, as soon

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as there's any movement, when you get six, five

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foot in front of them, they just, they bounce

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immediately out. What the fuck? Okay, back inside,

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back inside, back inside, come on. Yeah, I'm

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helping Charlie up, um, yeah. Charlie scrambles.

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Can I? Catch any, like, can I see their faces

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or what they're wearing or anything? You can

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give me a brains. Brains? Brains! You are going

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for a 10. It is very foggy here. I got a 10.

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Delicious. These assailants are, like, they are,

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like, covered in a cloak. It's hard to pick out,

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like, physical features. They are medium build,

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both like extremely similar heights. Although

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you're unable to get like the features of their

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face, you can kind of see like a flash of clothes

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of one of them underneath. And they have just

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these like pretty heavy combat boots on. What

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the f***? She picks up a rock and throws it after

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them. You hear it like clatter and slide across

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the ground. Fuckers. And then she's going to

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go back inside after everybody else and close

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the door behind her. Are you okay? What was that?

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Holy shit, actually. Are you all right? Did they

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hit you? What do you need? I'm going to go get

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the first aid. Thanks. Yes. Uh, and, um, wait,

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no, they did hit me. A lot, uh, in such a short

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period of time. Uh, but yeah, uh, but I'm okay.

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I'm, I'm fine. They didn't cut you anywhere or?

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Uh, I don't. It didn't look like they had. They

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didn't have anything, but my head, um, does.

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Seem to be bleeding a little bit, but that's

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fine. Rivers, like, got her hands on Charlie's

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face and head and shoulders and torso, is just,

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like, checking her over. As Charlie is explaining

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this, just, like, panicked. Vic pulls out a flask

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from, like, their back pocket and hands it over.

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And a flask? Two bottles and a flask? I mean,

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you gotta be prepared. You never know. I... I

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didn't see what they looked - they were wearing

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fucking cloaks. Like, cloak -ass cloaks. And

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- and - and - and combat boots. Vic, did - is

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there any chance that those - do you remember

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the people that we had some problems with a couple

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months ago? Yeah. The people who were, like,

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stalking? Yeah, but I mean, nobody knows we're

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out here. Only - You guys know. I haven't posted

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about it. All I said was, oh, we're going to

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be recording. That was it. I didn't say where.

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I didn't say when. I mean... I mean, they know

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who we got picked up by. Yeah, but this isn't

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an official studio. How hard would it be to find

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out information about... This is the best I could

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do. But, you know, this isn't their place. I'm

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just saying. It's... Maybe. I don't... I don't

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know. I don't know. Charlie, did you see their

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faces? Did they talk to you? Did they say your

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name? Uh, no. Uh, no. They did not introduce

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themselves. They did just sort of start punching.

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Um... It's not... It's not a joke. I do know

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that. Um... They didn't say anything. Uh, and...

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They didn't let me get... A word or anything

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in. They just sort of punched and hit and then

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they... And then they ran. Did you do something?

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They ran so fast. Yeah, I was going to fucking

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kick their asses as much as I could. Yeah. And

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DMC was there too. Speaking of DMC, you went

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to go get first aid kit? Yeah. You try all of

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the doors and all of them are locked. Like, doors

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that weren't locked before are, as you know already,

00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:28.240
because I imagine you've already tried some of

00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:31.000
the doors. Yeah, everyone would hear periodically,

00:17:31.220 --> 00:17:35.940
as I give up on a door. And you go to the security

00:17:35.940 --> 00:17:40.339
office, and you try that door, and it is also

00:17:40.339 --> 00:17:46.400
locked again. It has re -locked itself in the

00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:49.779
time that it has taken you to check these doors.

00:17:51.369 --> 00:17:53.289
That's the weirdest one. I'm going to go back

00:17:53.289 --> 00:17:59.009
over to the group. Couldn't find any first aid

00:17:59.009 --> 00:18:02.029
kits, and all the doors are locked again. What?

00:18:02.750 --> 00:18:06.230
Locked? No. No. No. Fuck no. What do you mean?

00:18:06.410 --> 00:18:11.990
No. The security office was just unlocked. You

00:18:11.990 --> 00:18:13.789
were just in there. Y 'all were just in there,

00:18:13.829 --> 00:18:15.970
and it's locked again. Maybe it might be an automatic

00:18:15.970 --> 00:18:19.250
lock. Like, when you close this behind you, it...

00:18:19.740 --> 00:18:21.839
That make sense for a security office? I guess.

00:18:23.220 --> 00:18:27.420
But... Yeah, we wouldn't have a key to it. But

00:18:27.420 --> 00:18:30.440
it opened before. It opened by itself. Somebody

00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:33.140
was in there. They opened it. Well, sure. I mean,

00:18:33.180 --> 00:18:36.019
it must have been those fucking pricks out there.

00:18:37.019 --> 00:18:38.599
How could they have opened it and then gotten

00:18:38.599 --> 00:18:41.279
all the way outside? In the time it took us to

00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:46.420
go there? I mean, I don't see any of their...

00:18:46.420 --> 00:18:48.940
There's only one hallway leading to the front

00:18:48.940 --> 00:18:51.539
door. We would have seen them. I don't like this,

00:18:51.619 --> 00:18:55.599
guys. This is fucked up. I... What were they

00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:59.660
doing on camera? Were they, like, making faces?

00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:02.819
Did they look like they were... Kind of just

00:19:02.819 --> 00:19:06.339
looking at the front door. Like, just staring

00:19:06.339 --> 00:19:12.490
at it. Maybe just... Maybe it was a prank? It

00:19:12.490 --> 00:19:13.890
sounds like they were just standing there. I

00:19:13.890 --> 00:19:17.950
think this is a prank. Okay, but Charlie, they

00:19:17.950 --> 00:19:23.349
fucking hit you. Yeah. If it's a prank, it is

00:19:23.349 --> 00:19:26.049
not. Like, this is not. A prank is, you know,

00:19:26.049 --> 00:19:29.710
telling someone to look at the ceiling and something

00:19:29.710 --> 00:19:32.170
about it saying gullible on it. That's a prank.

00:19:32.410 --> 00:19:35.710
This is not a prank. This is fucked up. They

00:19:35.710 --> 00:19:38.250
can't hit you. Listen, you know how I feel about

00:19:38.250 --> 00:19:39.690
the cops, but I'll call them if you want me to.

00:19:42.599 --> 00:19:48.039
I don't want to leave. But if this is how this

00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:50.319
is going to go down, it's not fucking acceptable.

00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:54.599
We can't stay here if it's not safe for everyone.

00:19:56.839 --> 00:20:02.440
Devin, um... You didn't find a first aid kit,

00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:05.960
right? No, I'm sorry. It's just the door's getting

00:20:05.960 --> 00:20:08.420
locked. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's so distracting.

00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:16.430
I don't... I'm scared. First, what happened to

00:20:16.430 --> 00:20:22.009
me, and now these two... These two... I don't

00:20:22.009 --> 00:20:25.509
even know. Devin, they're probably just, like...

00:20:25.509 --> 00:20:27.569
They're probably just fanatics. They're probably

00:20:27.569 --> 00:20:33.289
just, like... I don't know. You know... With

00:20:33.289 --> 00:20:36.809
how the internet can be... I don't know. They

00:20:36.809 --> 00:20:40.269
probably just... And, like, look, I'm fine. It's...

00:20:40.269 --> 00:20:44.289
It's... It's... A flesh wound, right? Like, it's,

00:20:44.289 --> 00:20:48.529
um... And we're inside now. It's bleeding, Charlie.

00:20:48.549 --> 00:20:50.569
I know, I know, River. But, like, what are we

00:20:50.569 --> 00:20:53.049
gonna do? Can we go in the green room? Just checking

00:20:53.049 --> 00:20:54.250
out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go in the green

00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:56.349
room. See how bad it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:21:01.430 --> 00:21:05.329
Charlie'll kind of, like, like, understand that

00:21:05.329 --> 00:21:08.829
everyone wants to, like, make sure she's okay

00:21:08.829 --> 00:21:14.680
and we'll hop up on, like, a... The table. I

00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:16.299
have a sewing kit in my pack if you need stitches.

00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:23.519
Yeah, I mean... I... I don't... I... You're...

00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:29.039
I... Will trust your judgment. God. Why is this

00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:32.140
fucking happening? Well, I mean, it's kind of...

00:21:32.140 --> 00:21:34.579
I mean, good thing that we're on radio, right?

00:21:34.859 --> 00:21:41.180
Like... Why? Is that... Why? Why? Because if

00:21:41.180 --> 00:21:44.339
we were alive, this would be unavoidable. And

00:21:44.339 --> 00:21:47.819
also, like, we're not on camera, so this is no

00:21:47.819 --> 00:21:52.859
big deal. Oh my god. Can everybody make me a

00:21:52.859 --> 00:21:55.220
brains check, please? I need to fail a roll so

00:21:55.220 --> 00:21:56.940
I can get a fucking adversity token. What are

00:21:56.940 --> 00:21:59.779
we shooting for here, Robin? You start with three

00:21:59.779 --> 00:22:01.339
adversity tokens every session, though, yeah?

00:22:02.579 --> 00:22:10.529
This is gonna be... River, four. Vic, six. DMC,

00:22:10.529 --> 00:22:16.470
eight. And Charlie, like, two. I rolled a four.

00:22:16.509 --> 00:22:20.490
I got a four! Vic, how much did we get? I got

00:22:20.490 --> 00:22:22.190
a four, and I'm trying to figure out if I should

00:22:22.190 --> 00:22:25.509
spend two of my three adversity tokens now. Or

00:22:25.509 --> 00:22:28.250
if it's more important to keep them for later.

00:22:29.349 --> 00:22:31.289
Because I'll have four adversity tokens if I

00:22:31.289 --> 00:22:35.250
leave this one alone. If you want. Does it relate

00:22:35.250 --> 00:22:39.819
to the forehead? Yes. All right, then I'll spend

00:22:39.819 --> 00:22:43.759
them because I'm looking right at it. Charlie,

00:22:43.819 --> 00:22:56.579
what did we get? Six. People who succeeded. You

00:22:56.579 --> 00:23:01.859
can't put a finger on it. You don't know what's

00:23:01.859 --> 00:23:10.099
giving you this kind of gut feeling. But as you're

00:23:10.099 --> 00:23:16.039
in the room, this green room that DMC is wary

00:23:16.039 --> 00:23:19.200
of, and you're sat and all of this kind of adrenaline

00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:29.160
is happening. Vic River. That's not Charlie.

00:23:38.310 --> 00:23:48.349
What? What the fuck? Vic's fingers linger on

00:23:48.349 --> 00:23:51.670
the forehead of this person in front of them.

00:23:53.970 --> 00:23:58.549
River flinches back immediately. I think Vic

00:23:58.549 --> 00:24:02.329
tries to keep it together and just sort of takes

00:24:02.329 --> 00:24:10.529
a couple steps back towards DMC. We are going

00:24:10.529 --> 00:24:20.569
to rewind the clock. Charlie, you get jumped.

00:24:21.869 --> 00:24:26.789
This wail of force is hitting you as you are

00:24:26.789 --> 00:24:33.210
in this mist -covered ground. And this fog...

00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:37.259
almost seeps from the ground and envelops you.

00:24:37.299 --> 00:24:39.759
This same feeling as you first stepped inside

00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:47.660
a security office. And you fall into the fog.

00:24:48.059 --> 00:24:54.640
You close your eyes for just a second. When you

00:24:54.640 --> 00:24:57.420
reopen them, you are inside the security office.

00:24:58.619 --> 00:25:04.259
The computer is in front of you. And... you can

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:17.059
see your friends pull someone out from these

00:25:17.059 --> 00:25:21.700
attackers and into the entrance hall. River...

00:25:21.700 --> 00:25:32.220
River, not funny, puts a hand to her head, which

00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:38.299
is like... is bloody like with that same scar

00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:44.819
why the fuck would you put me in here i just

00:25:44.819 --> 00:25:47.599
got my ass kicked and like starts banging on

00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:55.059
the door almost in response to banging you hear

00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:59.079
someone try for the door and you hear dmc's voice

00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:01.700
from the other side of it go can you find any

00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:04.809
first aid kits And all the doors are locked again.

00:26:05.069 --> 00:26:09.109
No one closed anything, right? No. No. DMC, you

00:26:09.109 --> 00:26:13.630
freak. Open up. I am literally right behind the

00:26:13.630 --> 00:26:16.670
door. You were just in there. Y 'all were just

00:26:16.670 --> 00:26:19.589
in there. Maybe it might be an automatic lock.

00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:25.970
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll go back to the desk and

00:26:25.970 --> 00:26:28.589
see if... I mean, I'll look at the monitors,

00:26:28.750 --> 00:26:32.200
but I'm also going to look for, like... Maybe

00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:38.279
there's a way to access the phone or access the

00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:42.680
monitor, the PA or something. As you sit down,

00:26:42.700 --> 00:26:46.039
there's another from your phone. Another notification

00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:50.619
from a social media. Your eyes dart to it and

00:26:50.619 --> 00:26:55.539
then dart to the screen in front of you. You

00:26:55.539 --> 00:27:00.170
see River, Vic, Devin Michael Chorus. And you

00:27:00.170 --> 00:27:07.390
also see yourself. But it's so obvious just from

00:27:07.390 --> 00:27:10.490
a passing glance. That's not you. That's how

00:27:10.490 --> 00:27:14.609
you look in a mirror. They look incredibly similar,

00:27:14.670 --> 00:27:17.269
but that's not who you are. And it's obvious.

00:27:17.890 --> 00:27:21.289
It's obvious to you. And in the back of your

00:27:21.289 --> 00:27:28.700
mind, there's this feeling, this presence. They

00:27:28.700 --> 00:27:36.900
can't even tell. I text River. I don't know who

00:27:36.900 --> 00:27:40.119
you're with, but that's not me. I'm in the security

00:27:40.119 --> 00:27:44.799
office. I send it with a million exclamation

00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:51.380
points. You get the little notice of this could

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:55.039
not be sent, try again. She's gonna know. She's

00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:59.700
gonna know. thinking this and you're watching

00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:06.400
them you see that it's it's you but a bit less

00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:14.319
serious a bit more carefree possibly and you

00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:19.220
can listen to them talk they're all talking just

00:28:19.220 --> 00:28:29.059
as this version of you is also talking back They

00:28:29.059 --> 00:28:33.380
don't even know who you are. You hear it. It's

00:28:33.380 --> 00:28:38.240
like a physical thing. Someone is saying it in

00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:44.619
the room with you. Alright. Do you want to elaborate,

00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:55.039
maybe? You try so hard to be you, but not even

00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:59.430
your closest friends really know. you they all

00:28:59.430 --> 00:29:03.549
have an idea of you in their head and then you

00:29:03.549 --> 00:29:06.450
get another notification someone had a took a

00:29:06.450 --> 00:29:10.109
picture with you like a couple years ago when

00:29:10.109 --> 00:29:11.829
you just started doing the show just someone

00:29:11.829 --> 00:29:15.490
on the university campus the the comment is oh

00:29:15.490 --> 00:29:17.390
my god they are literally the nicest person ever

00:29:17.390 --> 00:29:25.089
yeah i mean yeah i they think i'm super nice

00:29:25.089 --> 00:29:29.089
i mean i'm nice I'm nice in, like, my way. I'm

00:29:29.089 --> 00:29:35.109
nice. It's... You're, like... Whatever you are...

00:29:35.109 --> 00:29:39.930
I'm concussed. I'm concussed is what's happening.

00:29:40.549 --> 00:29:52.670
I... Okay. Okay. This is... I understand. I need

00:29:52.670 --> 00:30:00.180
to... stop them in a cycle and whoever you are

00:30:00.180 --> 00:30:04.599
whatever this manifestation is I don't have time

00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.299
for it we have a show to do I don't have time

00:30:07.299 --> 00:30:13.900
to be concussed and sure like people on the internet

00:30:13.900 --> 00:30:22.799
don't get who I am and they don't know me I know

00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:27.380
that I know they don't know me River knows they

00:30:27.380 --> 00:30:31.880
don't know me. It's, that's all that matters.

00:30:32.220 --> 00:30:38.440
That's fine. They, these people know me. DMC

00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:47.579
doesn't know me. But, you know, we'll work on

00:30:47.579 --> 00:31:01.059
that. But, um, yeah. Do you know you? You put

00:31:01.059 --> 00:31:04.440
yourself forward as someone, but who is that

00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.940
who actually has the right idea of who you are?

00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:11.859
Is it you? You know, DMC said he saw someone

00:31:11.859 --> 00:31:18.059
in this building. And to my knowledge, he didn't

00:31:18.059 --> 00:31:24.740
get hit on the head. So we can have a chat. If

00:31:24.740 --> 00:31:27.579
it turns out to be a concussion, then I will

00:31:27.579 --> 00:31:29.759
just never have to tell anyone that we had this

00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:36.000
chat. Ever. You feel a presence directly behind

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:47.160
you. I turn around. You see you. That same little

00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:51.039
cut. That slight drip of blood. It's like looking

00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:54.319
into a mirror. There. Exactly the same. They

00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:58.400
might be a tad more anxious, but it's you. The

00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:02.660
same, like, freckle placement. The same, like,

00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.339
slightly chipped tooth that you got years back.

00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:29.970
Okay. The fuck are you? What the fuck are you?

00:32:30.970 --> 00:32:33.130
You get another notification buzz on your phone.

00:32:33.230 --> 00:32:36.529
It's a response to the previous comment. Someone

00:32:36.529 --> 00:32:41.490
saying, yeah, I met them at this convention that

00:32:41.490 --> 00:32:46.130
they were doing. Charlie is a bitch. She's super

00:32:46.130 --> 00:32:52.150
rude. What exactly? What is happening here? I

00:32:52.150 --> 00:32:55.250
mean, what's going on out there? What is happening?

00:32:56.009 --> 00:32:59.029
With my friends? What is happening with my friends

00:32:59.029 --> 00:33:01.869
and Devil Michael Chorus? What is happening with

00:33:01.869 --> 00:33:16.430
that situation out there? It just... Listen.

00:33:18.309 --> 00:33:24.730
We... We did it, and we tried our best, but...

00:33:28.860 --> 00:33:34.740
This... People... Make... Things of us. They

00:33:34.740 --> 00:33:37.900
think they know who we are. And that's not it,

00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:41.039
though. Right? We're different from that person.

00:33:42.539 --> 00:33:47.299
This is a two -bit fucking imitation of me. Are

00:33:47.299 --> 00:33:50.910
you kidding? Are you trying to do it to me? No,

00:33:51.329 --> 00:33:54.869
I need - They can't tell, though. Horseshit,

00:33:54.869 --> 00:33:59.390
they can't tell. River can tell. Don't give me

00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:05.849
that. I don't even want to entertain you. I just

00:34:05.849 --> 00:34:09.650
go back to the monitors to look. We cut back

00:34:09.650 --> 00:34:13.849
to the room. River reaches forward and wraps

00:34:13.849 --> 00:34:17.190
her fingers in the back of Vic's jacket and pulls

00:34:17.190 --> 00:34:41.119
her backwards towards her. Sure. Are you okay?

00:34:53.099 --> 00:34:55.179
Kind of freaking me out. Oh, no, it's no big

00:34:55.179 --> 00:34:58.719
deal. Don't be freaked out. It's cool. I think

00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:01.940
I have a tampon. Let me just look in my bag.

00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:05.679
I'm going to keep... Great. I don't... I mean...

00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:07.500
River just needs something. It's embarrassing.

00:35:07.659 --> 00:35:10.500
You know, I'll fill you in later. Just can you...

00:35:10.500 --> 00:35:14.659
Charlie, can you keep Devin busy while I speak

00:35:14.659 --> 00:35:19.199
to River, please? No offense, DMC. You're just...

00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:22.699
You're new. I don't... You're new blood. No pun

00:35:22.699 --> 00:35:25.280
intended. Just give us a minute, all right? Wow.

00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:28.219
Okay, I don't need to be a baby. Charlie, I've

00:35:28.219 --> 00:35:30.579
seen this before. Just, like, can you follow

00:35:30.579 --> 00:35:32.780
my finger? Just, I want to make sure you're not

00:35:32.780 --> 00:35:34.619
concussed or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:44.079
No problem. Okay. So you see that that's not

00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:49.400
her. I don't know what it is. It looks like her.

00:35:50.300 --> 00:35:57.099
But there's, like... Doesn't make sense. What

00:35:57.099 --> 00:36:00.460
do we do with this? Do we just pretend that everything's

00:36:00.460 --> 00:36:04.519
fine? What if it wants to harm us? What even

00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:09.440
is it? When could it have possibly made the switch?

00:36:09.460 --> 00:36:11.900
You saw outside. Wasn't it quick? It was like

00:36:11.900 --> 00:36:19.099
one motion. I was touching her. Touching her

00:36:19.099 --> 00:36:22.940
or touching that? I was... I don't know. I don't

00:36:22.940 --> 00:36:29.400
know. I can't... Why does it look like that?

00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.880
I don't know, but we can't, um... We gotta pretend

00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:35.539
that that's just Charlie, okay? We just gotta

00:36:35.539 --> 00:36:37.579
pretend until we can figure out where she is.

00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.039
No, we can't just pretend. We can't just be around...

00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:44.219
It looks... It looks exactly like her. What if

00:36:44.219 --> 00:36:49.860
it's dangerous? That's not fucking... So what,

00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:53.639
we just pretend? And we stay here for how long?

00:36:54.860 --> 00:36:58.659
I don't know until she comes back. When? We don't

00:36:58.659 --> 00:37:02.039
even know where she is. What if she's still outside?

00:37:04.619 --> 00:37:07.780
Alright, alright, you're right. Do you want to

00:37:07.780 --> 00:37:11.719
ask? I can ask if you want. She'll just think

00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:21.500
I'm high if it's not serious. I... I don't know

00:37:21.500 --> 00:37:26.340
what the right move is here. I'm going to put

00:37:26.340 --> 00:37:29.840
feelers out. I don't want to freak Devin out.

00:37:30.940 --> 00:37:33.880
Oh, yeah. I think we're a little bit too far

00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:40.480
gone for that. Yeah. Hey, sorry about that. So,

00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:43.880
you believe me, right, Charlie? Like, we're not

00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:48.599
safe here. We're not... What happened to me?

00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:52.440
What happened to you? It's... It's weird. Devin,

00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.769
I don't think... I don't... I... I think it was

00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:59.349
just a prank. I really do. You mean it's a prank?

00:37:59.449 --> 00:38:05.030
You're pleading. I know. Some cultists are out

00:38:05.030 --> 00:38:07.849
there in cloaks and they just decided to jump

00:38:07.849 --> 00:38:10.909
you? Cultists? Devin, that's like something out

00:38:10.909 --> 00:38:12.730
of the show. Who wears a cloak, Charlie? Who

00:38:12.730 --> 00:38:15.150
wears a cloak? The cosplayers that come to all

00:38:15.150 --> 00:38:17.269
of our shows. You're going to meet so many and

00:38:17.269 --> 00:38:19.309
you're going to love them, Devin. They're going

00:38:19.309 --> 00:38:24.420
to love you too. But no, honestly. it's just

00:38:24.420 --> 00:38:28.719
gonna be like there there's so many and like

00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.780
they're they're just overreacting to this big

00:38:31.780 --> 00:38:34.579
news like we're just more high profile than we

00:38:34.579 --> 00:38:40.059
used to be it's fine like this will heal and

00:38:40.059 --> 00:38:44.280
I'll get like I'll get I'll file a police report

00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:48.719
in the morning it'll it'll be I'll get you know

00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:52.849
some sort of order protection or whatever it'll

00:38:52.849 --> 00:38:56.349
be fine but we still gotta record the show and

00:38:56.349 --> 00:38:59.909
like i don't want to like you know spoil your

00:38:59.909 --> 00:39:02.869
entrance like we gotta we gotta make it special

00:39:02.869 --> 00:39:06.789
charlie um i was wondering speaking of pranks

00:39:06.789 --> 00:39:09.309
yeah do you remember that one uh that i played

00:39:09.309 --> 00:39:14.050
on y 'all my first day on iflin do you mean the

00:39:14.050 --> 00:39:16.969
the pizza prank yeah yeah do you remember um

00:39:16.969 --> 00:39:22.889
i ordered but you had asked for... What kind

00:39:22.889 --> 00:39:28.349
was it? Anything but Hawaiian? Because I don't

00:39:28.349 --> 00:39:32.170
eat pineapple on pizza. Vic throws a look over

00:39:32.170 --> 00:39:36.510
their shoulder at River. They had gotten a mushroom

00:39:36.510 --> 00:39:39.949
and an onion pizza, not a Hawaiian. Yeah, that

00:39:39.949 --> 00:39:43.610
was totally funny. I could have sworn it went

00:39:43.610 --> 00:39:46.949
a different way, but, you know. my memory is

00:39:46.949 --> 00:39:48.769
just going i'm i'm freaked out i'm scared you

00:39:48.769 --> 00:39:51.389
know uh are you feeling are you feeling good

00:39:51.389 --> 00:39:55.750
are you you're feeling yourself yeah i mean i

00:39:55.750 --> 00:39:59.789
feel fine i guess like you know i feel a little

00:39:59.789 --> 00:40:01.670
shook up but like i feel like we could still

00:40:01.670 --> 00:40:04.750
do the show like i i mean yeah i don't i don't

00:40:04.750 --> 00:40:06.829
think she's got a concussion everything checks

00:40:06.829 --> 00:40:13.800
out it's like my head's fine um And this is just,

00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:17.380
you know, a bruise. And, you know, we're on the

00:40:17.380 --> 00:40:21.159
radio. It's not like anyone will know. So I think

00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.699
it's fine. Vic types into the notes app on their

00:40:23.699 --> 00:40:27.380
phone and kind of just slides it over to River.

00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:31.019
The note says, do you just want to do it? Try

00:40:31.019 --> 00:40:39.840
to record? River reads the note and then looks

00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:45.110
up. at vic and you can see in her eyes that she

00:40:45.110 --> 00:40:50.570
is afraid and she looks at dmc and she looks

00:40:50.570 --> 00:40:55.449
at charlie or whatever looks like charlie sitting

00:40:55.449 --> 00:41:02.829
on the stable and robin i would like to know

00:41:02.829 --> 00:41:07.170
something i have an ability one of my strengths

00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:11.199
is intuitive Which means that I can spend an

00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:14.280
adversity token to ask the GM about my surroundings

00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:17.659
and NPC or the like. And you have to answer me

00:41:17.659 --> 00:41:27.820
honestly. River dials in to this whatever it

00:41:27.820 --> 00:41:33.639
is wearing Charlie's face and is just trying

00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:37.940
to figure out the way that she's talking. She

00:41:37.940 --> 00:41:46.380
seems... So blasé. And she seems so honest. And

00:41:46.380 --> 00:41:49.480
I just want to know if she genuinely believes

00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:51.900
the things that she's saying to us, or if she

00:41:51.900 --> 00:42:01.500
is trying to lie to us. River, it's fine. Don't

00:42:01.500 --> 00:42:05.920
worry. I don't have to roll anything, Robin.

00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:10.989
I just need to know if she's lying. They do believe.

00:42:12.150 --> 00:42:15.030
They believe it all. They're not trying to lie.

00:42:16.570 --> 00:42:21.530
This is... This is, for all intents and purposes,

00:42:21.829 --> 00:42:29.630
Charlie. Yeah. Let's stay and figure this out.

00:42:31.030 --> 00:42:34.969
And she, like, cuts her eyes to Vic very briefly.

00:42:37.230 --> 00:42:43.440
We... Go back to the security room. Both of you,

00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:48.480
Charlie and Charlie, watched everything that

00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:55.880
just happened. I don't even want to hear you

00:42:55.880 --> 00:42:59.000
fucking say it. Don't even talk to me right now.

00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:02.000
No, I don't want to hear you talk about it. River

00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:05.619
knew. River knew. And whatever, you're good at

00:43:05.619 --> 00:43:09.619
- Whatever this is. But River fucking knew. Even

00:43:09.619 --> 00:43:13.199
Vic fucking knew. I mean, like, Vic knew. What

00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:18.539
do you mean? I'm good at this. I'm not doing

00:43:18.539 --> 00:43:23.820
it. I have to assume that you're doing this.

00:43:24.260 --> 00:43:27.059
Whatever you the fuck are. I'm not. I'm not.

00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:30.739
I'm not. I didn't. I don't. Stop trying to mimic

00:43:30.739 --> 00:43:34.380
me. That's not how I talk when I'm. like mad

00:43:34.380 --> 00:43:38.159
that's how you're you're doing this badly you're

00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:41.980
doing this badly and that's why and they they're

00:43:41.980 --> 00:43:44.260
gonna know and they did know already and they're

00:43:44.260 --> 00:43:49.239
gonna know and river's gonna know honestly fuck

00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:55.940
you okay i'm not i'm not you i know but i am

00:43:55.940 --> 00:44:03.409
you to someone yeah what do what Someone. To

00:44:03.409 --> 00:44:09.409
who? That blasé one is you to someone. You are

00:44:09.409 --> 00:44:16.170
not you to someone. This is... Those aren't,

00:44:16.170 --> 00:44:19.690
but those, but the whole, but those aren't me,

00:44:19.769 --> 00:44:23.750
though, and you. But they exist, though. They

00:44:23.750 --> 00:44:28.079
exist because of what you do. You post... too

00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:31.420
much and then people they they know you or they

00:44:31.420 --> 00:44:35.559
think they do because of that and every time

00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:41.500
that happens another one exists what the f all

00:44:41.500 --> 00:44:46.380
right what the fuck are you actually trying to

00:44:46.380 --> 00:44:48.380
do with me here are you trying to keep me here

00:44:48.380 --> 00:44:52.039
forever so that you can take over my life and

00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:56.690
like be my That's what, no, that's what I want

00:44:56.690 --> 00:45:01.469
to know. This, this isn't a choice I'm making.

00:45:04.030 --> 00:45:10.590
Okay. Look, look, look at your phone. Another

00:45:10.590 --> 00:45:15.750
notification comes through. Someone posted a

00:45:15.750 --> 00:45:19.849
minute and a half ago. Just met Charlie from

00:45:19.849 --> 00:45:24.349
Our Eflin Life. She is way... more bubbly than

00:45:24.349 --> 00:45:30.130
she appears on the show. I get it. They don't

00:45:30.130 --> 00:45:35.590
get me. They don't know me. I get that. And,

00:45:35.630 --> 00:45:40.630
like, I - I - Who am I fucking talking to right

00:45:40.630 --> 00:45:45.510
now? Who are you? Like, who were you before you

00:45:45.510 --> 00:45:51.480
jumped into a Charlie bodysuit? I didn't jump

00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:55.260
into a Charlie bodysuit. Stop mimicking me. It's

00:45:55.260 --> 00:45:57.900
fucking... Someone saw you. Stop trying to talk

00:45:57.900 --> 00:46:00.920
like me. I'm serious. Just tell me who the fuck

00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:08.219
you are. You tweeted that you were feeling bad

00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:11.019
and anxious because of an episode. And someone

00:46:11.019 --> 00:46:16.179
saw that. And I am that. Someone saw you post

00:46:16.179 --> 00:46:21.760
online that you were very blasé. about some controversy,

00:46:22.059 --> 00:46:25.019
and that's them. This is what happens when you

00:46:25.019 --> 00:46:28.679
are just you, and this will keep happening forever.

00:46:29.179 --> 00:46:35.599
You... you now can't... If you have a relationship

00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:39.099
and someone sees your partner online and then

00:46:39.099 --> 00:46:42.380
you break up, you... you will be a bad partner

00:46:42.380 --> 00:46:45.099
to someone. Someone will see that and think,

00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:48.769
well, they must not have been good enough. And

00:46:48.769 --> 00:46:52.170
that exists. You can stop being friends with

00:46:52.170 --> 00:46:54.869
someone, and you exist as someone who is not

00:46:54.869 --> 00:47:02.429
a good friend. Thousands of people see you every

00:47:02.429 --> 00:47:05.949
day. Every interaction that you have, that exists.

00:47:06.409 --> 00:47:09.530
And that is someone, and it doesn't stop until

00:47:09.530 --> 00:47:14.909
you stop. Every episode of the show, every tweet,

00:47:15.030 --> 00:47:18.440
every Reddit response... every opinion on a movie.

00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:25.619
Stop. Do you want me to stop? Is that what you're

00:47:25.619 --> 00:47:28.760
getting at? You want me to stop being in the

00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:33.440
public eye because you want me to be afraid of

00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:36.099
all of these things that I've already been fucking

00:47:36.099 --> 00:47:42.619
dealing with for ages now? That's it, though.

00:47:43.389 --> 00:47:47.110
This fan base you you you get into so many arguments

00:47:47.110 --> 00:47:51.590
online people think you're a fucking dick and

00:47:51.590 --> 00:47:57.949
They will forever you can't change that It doesn't

00:47:57.949 --> 00:48:01.130
matter how nice you are how how much good you

00:48:01.130 --> 00:48:04.909
do you could you complain too much you're rude

00:48:07.150 --> 00:48:09.329
And that's just it. You won't be able to change

00:48:09.329 --> 00:48:11.130
their mind no matter how much work you do. And

00:48:11.130 --> 00:48:15.030
that only ends when you are forgotten. So that's

00:48:15.030 --> 00:48:17.530
your goal? Is that your goal? I don't understand

00:48:17.530 --> 00:48:20.010
what the fuck you're doing here. I don't have

00:48:20.010 --> 00:48:23.750
a goal. I'm just telling you what happens. Why

00:48:23.750 --> 00:48:27.349
jump me in the parking lot and take over my body?

00:48:27.829 --> 00:48:33.269
You were angry. You tweeted a very frustrated

00:48:33.269 --> 00:48:36.639
thing. Very frustrated political opinion. Yeah.

00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:41.480
And you didn't think to fucking do a coup against

00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:44.960
the government? You came here instead and fucking

00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:50.019
took it out on me personally? The fuck kind of...

00:48:50.019 --> 00:48:52.260
You know what? What the fuck kind of spirit are

00:48:52.260 --> 00:48:55.460
you? I don't... I don't understand what the fuck

00:48:55.460 --> 00:48:58.840
is happening right now. But if this is real and

00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:03.059
not a concussion... Then you're reading me all

00:49:03.059 --> 00:49:07.099
fucking wrong. And Charlie's getting like increasingly

00:49:07.099 --> 00:49:12.199
fucking angry and like flips the chair over and

00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:17.360
like goes back to the desk of the monitors to

00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:20.320
like look back at what's happened in the last

00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:23.260
however many minutes she's been arguing with

00:49:23.260 --> 00:49:29.639
herself in the fucking fake mirror to see what's

00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:34.900
going on there. The rest of you, we've just caught

00:49:34.900 --> 00:49:38.659
up. What is it that we've been doing? Did you

00:49:38.659 --> 00:49:43.340
go to the recording booth? If it was unlocked.

00:49:43.699 --> 00:49:46.920
Yeah. Yeah. The recording booth is unlocked.

00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:48.659
The recording booth doesn't have a door. Oh,

00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:51.960
okay. Actually, no. It's a recording booth. It

00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:56.320
simply must have a door. This place is real shitty.

00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:01.139
Yeah, it's bad. No, no, no. I see it as, like,

00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:05.199
a... Open concept. It has a door with, like,

00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:09.639
a very big window in it that then when you get

00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:13.500
inside of the booth, there are, like, the recording

00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:16.219
area where the people with the mics sit, and

00:50:16.219 --> 00:50:21.400
that has huge, like, windows with all the everything

00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:24.360
in it. So then the mixing person can be outside,

00:50:24.460 --> 00:50:26.619
and then if something comes up, they can turn.

00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.760
And then can put on cans. Are the lights back

00:50:30.760 --> 00:50:35.360
on, all of them, Robin? Enough to see. A lot

00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:39.440
of them did come on, and most of the tech works.

00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:44.440
Actually, yeah, I'd say that they are back on.

00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:47.860
It's a lit hallway now, yeah? A lit hallway and

00:50:47.860 --> 00:50:54.480
a recording booth is lit up, yeah. Well, we planned

00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:59.239
through most of our episode. So I think maybe

00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:01.860
we have a few things to finish, but Charlie,

00:51:03.420 --> 00:51:09.760
did you want to step into the booth? Oh, yeah,

00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:13.760
yeah, yeah. I'll check the levels. Actually,

00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:18.960
Dev and River, why don't you guys hop on? You

00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:21.099
know, just do your mic checks. I'll make sure

00:51:21.099 --> 00:51:24.159
your levels are good. I'm sure they are. And

00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:26.179
then you two can just take it away and I'll just

00:51:26.179 --> 00:51:31.300
kind of be chilling back here. Yeah, just chilling.

00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:38.760
Yep. Yep. Okay. Say so. Yep. Okay. Devin, break

00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:47.269
a leg. You know? Thanks. Okay. Just to clarify,

00:51:47.489 --> 00:51:52.989
we're not going live yet, right? You will be

00:51:52.989 --> 00:51:57.929
going live in about three hours. Okay. But you

00:51:57.929 --> 00:51:59.809
can do pre -checks. Yep. Okay. This is our pre

00:51:59.809 --> 00:52:06.989
-check. Okay. River, is there at any point a

00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:11.449
time when she could say something to Devin and

00:52:11.449 --> 00:52:19.179
Charlie would not hear? I would say that I could

00:52:19.179 --> 00:52:24.639
volunteer that Charlie will put on some pretty

00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:30.019
heavy headphones and, like, test the intro music

00:52:30.019 --> 00:52:32.480
and shit like that. But if she's got a monitor

00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:35.260
running to her headphones, then she'll probably

00:52:35.260 --> 00:52:39.360
hear us even in the background. So can I get,

00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.000
like, a split second of time? between when the

00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.400
door closes and she sits down and puts the headphones

00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:48.980
on that i have to say something to kappa you

00:52:48.980 --> 00:52:51.480
can also mute if you're in the booth you can

00:52:51.480 --> 00:52:53.599
just mute your mic like personally you can do

00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:55.860
that uh but yes there is that split second as

00:52:55.860 --> 00:53:00.300
well um i will say that charlie will be able

00:53:00.300 --> 00:53:02.699
to see if you mute your mic but you can't do

00:53:02.699 --> 00:53:06.000
it okay and if i'm sorry this is just extra clarification

00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:09.099
if i mute my mic it's not gonna like pipe into

00:53:09.099 --> 00:53:13.110
um like Out of headphone monitors or anything.

00:53:13.250 --> 00:53:17.909
No one will hear... No. It's like, if you mute

00:53:17.909 --> 00:53:20.309
your mic, it's just, like, muted for... Like,

00:53:20.349 --> 00:53:23.110
the sound doesn't go anywhere. Can I see Charlie

00:53:23.110 --> 00:53:24.989
through the fishbowl and see that she's not yet

00:53:24.989 --> 00:53:27.849
seated, doesn't have her headphones on? Okay.

00:53:28.150 --> 00:53:32.309
As soon as that door clicks shut behind me, I,

00:53:32.510 --> 00:53:34.730
in my mind, we're already kind of turned away

00:53:34.730 --> 00:53:36.429
from the fishbowl because we're heading to the

00:53:36.429 --> 00:53:41.730
seats, our desks. And... attempting not to change

00:53:41.730 --> 00:53:47.710
her posture, River looks at DMC and says, I need

00:53:47.710 --> 00:53:50.070
you to keep your face normal. Something is wrong

00:53:50.070 --> 00:53:52.710
with Charlie. I don't know what, but something's

00:53:52.710 --> 00:53:54.769
wrong. We're trying to figure out what it is.

00:53:55.250 --> 00:54:03.289
Okay? Okay. Other than the cut and other than

00:54:03.289 --> 00:54:05.550
the bruise? Yes, beyond that. Something is different.

00:54:06.869 --> 00:54:08.469
We're trying to figure out what it is. Okay.

00:54:12.170 --> 00:54:13.610
Don't go anywhere alone with her. You think something

00:54:13.610 --> 00:54:16.829
happened? Like... Okay. Don't go anywhere alone

00:54:16.829 --> 00:54:21.389
with her. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. You left me

00:54:21.389 --> 00:54:23.909
alone with her. I still had you in eyesight.

00:54:26.530 --> 00:54:33.050
Okay. Okay. Okay. River walks around to the far

00:54:33.050 --> 00:54:41.820
desk and is going to sit facing DMC. Okay. And

00:54:41.820 --> 00:54:48.320
I'll sit down, sort of... River, you can tell

00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:51.539
that a lot is happening in DMC's head, trying

00:54:51.539 --> 00:54:53.519
to connect what's going on now with what happened

00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:58.679
to him in the green room. He is unraveling. Deep

00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:08.340
breaths. Yeah, okay. Deeper. Bowl of soup. Have

00:55:08.340 --> 00:55:11.389
you ever done the bowl of soup? Bowl of soup,

00:55:11.530 --> 00:55:18.889
I remember, yeah. Smell the soup. Broccoli and

00:55:18.889 --> 00:55:28.449
cheese. Cool the soup off. Okay. Okay. How are

00:55:28.449 --> 00:55:30.969
we going to do this? Well, I'm assuming at this

00:55:30.969 --> 00:55:32.710
point, Charlie's probably sat down and put her

00:55:32.710 --> 00:55:38.989
headphones on, right? Yeah. In that case, River's

00:55:38.989 --> 00:55:42.420
like, Don't even worry about it. You just got

00:55:42.420 --> 00:55:44.960
to bring what you brought that got you here,

00:55:45.019 --> 00:55:48.519
bud. And we'll do it together and it'll be fine.

00:55:48.619 --> 00:55:52.599
Okay? Okay. Yeah. And if you ever, hey, if you

00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:54.679
ever get lost or confused, which I know that

00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:57.300
you won't, but if you do, you can just throw

00:55:57.300 --> 00:55:59.920
it back to me and I promise I got you. Okay?

00:56:00.780 --> 00:56:05.440
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got this. We did everything

00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:10.300
together and I won't. I won't, I promise, I won't

00:56:10.300 --> 00:56:18.780
steal anyone's thunder. I... Yeah, okay. Charlie,

00:56:18.860 --> 00:56:23.460
what do you need from us? Yeah, um... Nothing,

00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:26.739
yeah. Devin Michael Kors, steal whatever thunder

00:56:26.739 --> 00:56:29.800
you need to steal. Take it away, be a fucking

00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:33.460
star. Let's hear your mic check. Let's hear those

00:56:33.460 --> 00:56:40.079
voices. Uh, this is... uh dmc check check dmc

00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:43.320
this is the voice i'll be using how's that sound

00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:45.780
charlie no yeah you sound like super buttery

00:56:45.780 --> 00:56:49.559
and everything river give me a voice check You're

00:56:49.559 --> 00:56:56.159
listening to 103 .9 Wizard Radio. Welcome to

00:56:56.159 --> 00:57:01.639
my hour. If my first mistake on the new show,

00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:06.480
I guess that means I have to die now. Nah, that's

00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:09.420
a good one for the blooper reel, River. It's

00:57:09.420 --> 00:57:13.219
no big deal. It is I, the Lady Imogen. Come to

00:57:13.219 --> 00:57:16.119
cast spells and put curses on you with my kiss.

00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:20.809
That's it. There's the Imogen we know and love.

00:57:20.849 --> 00:57:23.469
All right. So we've got an Imogen in. We've got

00:57:23.469 --> 00:57:27.889
a Devin Michael chorus in. The volumes look good.

00:57:27.889 --> 00:57:33.010
Everybody sounds great. You know, Vic, how's

00:57:33.010 --> 00:57:35.349
it sounding from all on your end? Did the levels

00:57:35.349 --> 00:57:38.789
look good from your side? Vic takes a minute

00:57:38.789 --> 00:57:43.050
to respond. They're sitting in the back of the

00:57:43.050 --> 00:57:46.829
room with you. back to the wall just staring

00:57:46.829 --> 00:57:51.469
at you. You can see the glow from their vaporizer

00:57:51.469 --> 00:57:54.449
as they just sort of look at you and a little

00:57:54.449 --> 00:57:59.909
bit of their face is lit from their screen other

00:57:59.909 --> 00:58:02.590
than the lights that might be on in here. I imagine

00:58:02.590 --> 00:58:08.369
it's relatively dim. And she sort of looks startled.

00:58:08.530 --> 00:58:15.239
Oh, yeah. Everyone sounds great. Buttery is right

00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:18.639
for DMC's vocals. And, you know, it's always

00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:23.280
good to get an image in appearance. Yeah, it's

00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:28.800
great. Okay, so, yeah, basically take me through

00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:31.000
the show and I'll just kind of mark where my

00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:33.320
changes are supposed to be. Just pretend I'm

00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:36.460
not here. It's no big deal. Yeah, okay, so we

00:58:36.460 --> 00:58:41.489
have, we're doing... four song breaks i believe

00:58:41.489 --> 00:58:45.369
and we're gonna do those every um we're gonna

00:58:45.369 --> 00:58:49.750
do them every uh 15 to 20. um so we should have

00:58:49.750 --> 00:58:54.969
enough room for like entrance three main movements

00:58:54.969 --> 00:58:59.230
closer and then we're done for the show um so

00:58:59.230 --> 00:59:02.500
we can start with the intro and just do a quick

00:59:02.500 --> 00:59:06.300
run -through and see how it goes from there.

00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:07.840
We can just do bare bones for each of these little

00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:09.420
segments that we've got, and I think that'll

00:59:09.420 --> 00:59:12.199
be fine. Yeah, but remember, Shirley, I need

00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:15.360
you to leave about 6 to 15 seconds at the end

00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:19.820
for the promo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.

00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:23.380
Okay, all right, so cut six minutes off of that,

00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:30.460
and everything should work out just about. Yeah,

00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:33.460
we've got... Y 'all, is two hours a reasonable

00:59:33.460 --> 00:59:37.639
amount of time for a radio show? Yeah, two hours

00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:40.760
is healthy. For a specialist type of show like

00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:43.639
you, two hours is healthy. Okay, so we have two

00:59:43.639 --> 00:59:47.960
hours. Listen, I think the only thing really

00:59:47.960 --> 00:59:52.840
left to do is run it. So why don't we do that?

00:59:54.099 --> 01:00:02.090
Vic, are you... Can Vic hear me? She's got monitors

01:00:02.090 --> 01:00:07.429
on. Vic, stick around with Charlie and just keep

01:00:07.429 --> 01:00:09.210
an eye on everything because, I mean, I know

01:00:09.210 --> 01:00:10.750
you've probably got more stuff to set up, but

01:00:10.750 --> 01:00:14.489
I would love to get your opinion before we go

01:00:14.489 --> 01:00:17.510
live. Just going to monitor everything. Just

01:00:17.510 --> 01:00:20.969
keep an eye. Great. And Charlie, I'm going to

01:00:20.969 --> 01:00:24.170
be bringing out probably, obviously, I'm going

01:00:24.170 --> 01:00:27.820
to do... i'm gonna do lady imogen i'm probably

01:00:27.820 --> 01:00:31.800
gonna bring out um grungle i'm probably maybe

01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:38.019
gonna do um sir anthony and then possibly um

01:00:38.019 --> 01:00:42.960
i i'm not 100 certain but there might be a little

01:00:42.960 --> 01:00:46.519
bit of like the pixies in there um so just be

01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:50.300
prepared for some volume changes um sure especially

01:00:50.300 --> 01:00:53.360
with the pixies because i my voice get i know

01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:56.679
it peaks a lot when I do those. Um, so yeah,

01:00:56.780 --> 01:01:00.739
just be prepared for those guys. Okay, um, let's

01:01:00.739 --> 01:01:04.280
fucking kick this thing off. Devin, you ready?

01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:11.400
Oh, um, Vic, that, uh, could you just pass that

01:01:11.400 --> 01:01:14.000
right over here? That, that cord? Yeah, yeah,

01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:21.719
yeah. The end? There you go. Um, okay. Is it?

01:01:25.579 --> 01:01:29.679
Oh, up on the wall over there, do you see a switch

01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:33.239
up there? Could you just flip it? Yeah, yeah,

01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:37.320
sure. Vic stands up and walks over to where the

01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:40.500
switch is, but faces Charlie the whole time.

01:01:40.739 --> 01:01:44.559
Right here? Yeah, perfect. Okay, good, good,

01:01:44.659 --> 01:01:49.400
good, good, good. And then the, I don't want

01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:53.099
to disturb Devin, but like right next to his

01:01:53.099 --> 01:01:56.380
mic. Um, just don't even bother him. Uh, but

01:01:56.380 --> 01:01:57.880
just, like, right next to him. Just, like, lean

01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.840
over him and just, like, turn the, uh, turn the

01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:03.539
thing, the knob, like, right to the left of his

01:02:03.539 --> 01:02:04.480
hand there. You can't just tell him to do it

01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:06.460
in the monitor? You've got him right there. No,

01:02:06.460 --> 01:02:08.659
no, no. Don't bother him. Don't bother him. Um,

01:02:08.820 --> 01:02:11.400
just, like, turn it, like, uh, just slightly

01:02:11.400 --> 01:02:15.280
to the right. Just so it's, like, right past

01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:19.159
the red line there. Okay, okay. Alright, good.

01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:26.300
Um... Yeah, okay, that sounds good. Okay, great.

01:02:26.420 --> 01:02:33.719
Everybody sounds great. So, yeah. Sounds like

01:02:33.719 --> 01:02:36.659
it's gonna be good. It's gonna be a good episode.

01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:40.380
You're really eager to take care of everybody

01:02:40.380 --> 01:02:48.659
today. I mean, aren't I always? I mean to Devin.

01:02:51.880 --> 01:03:01.199
I mean, well. Well. He's part of the show now.

01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:05.420
So, yeah. I mean, just taking care of the show.

01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:13.380
And he's, you know, part of that. Yeah, it's

01:03:13.380 --> 01:03:18.679
not personal for you, right? Yeah. No. No, no,

01:03:18.699 --> 01:03:23.869
no, no. I mean. It's personal to me in that he's

01:03:23.869 --> 01:03:32.030
he's hosting the show and. This is the show is

01:03:32.030 --> 01:03:34.869
exceptionally important to me, but, you know.

01:03:36.690 --> 01:03:47.630
So calm. Almost almost perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:03:49.309 --> 01:03:55.210
I mean, I'd like to think so. Vic exhales a big

01:03:55.210 --> 01:03:59.969
lungful of vapor. Kind of peers at you through

01:03:59.969 --> 01:04:06.210
it. We've been doing this for a long time, you

01:04:06.210 --> 01:04:14.690
and I. Uh, yeah? I've watched you do your work

01:04:14.690 --> 01:04:21.489
for how many years has it been? Ooh, um... Like...

01:04:21.489 --> 01:04:32.769
Four? Like four? Five? Four or five? Yeah. I

01:04:32.769 --> 01:04:34.989
can't say I know you as well as River, but...

01:04:34.989 --> 01:04:42.829
I know you. You know that, right? Yeah. Yeah.

01:04:43.570 --> 01:04:46.389
Obviously you know me. Of course you know me.

01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:50.440
I mean, like, we've known each other for ever,

01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:56.199
and honestly, we've been through all of this

01:04:56.199 --> 01:04:59.539
shit together. Yeah, and we'll go through more

01:04:59.539 --> 01:05:07.480
together after this is done. Yeah, like, it's

01:05:07.480 --> 01:05:12.219
totally fine. The show is going to go off without

01:05:12.219 --> 01:05:16.829
a hitch, and... You and I are going to go through

01:05:16.829 --> 01:05:19.369
so much together. Don't even worry about it.

01:05:19.550 --> 01:05:24.190
Optimism. So, no tech gremlins today. Nothing

01:05:24.190 --> 01:05:25.949
to swear about, nothing to curse about, nothing

01:05:25.949 --> 01:05:29.710
to stomp all over the room about. No wires, no

01:05:29.710 --> 01:05:33.690
missing zip ties for all your cables. Nothing.

01:05:34.070 --> 01:05:37.570
You've got nothing for me today, Charlie? Vic,

01:05:37.590 --> 01:05:42.789
I plugged every button into every socket. Everything

01:05:42.789 --> 01:05:46.019
is good. You see, that's how I wish it would

01:05:46.019 --> 01:05:55.539
go. Okay. I mean, I'll do that better each time,

01:05:55.639 --> 01:05:58.619
but that's how it's gone today. Yeah, but, you

01:05:58.619 --> 01:06:00.880
know, that might be how I wish it would go, but

01:06:00.880 --> 01:06:03.800
it's not how it goes, Charlie. Not with you.

01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:08.559
It's the one thing that I love and hate about

01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:15.210
you as a producer. All right. All right, maybe

01:06:15.210 --> 01:06:17.849
take that out on me when I fuck up next time.

01:06:17.889 --> 01:06:21.289
But right now, everything's good. Everybody sounds

01:06:21.289 --> 01:06:25.389
great. Everything's hooked into the right ports.

01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:28.590
Everybody's coming through on the right speakers.

01:06:29.730 --> 01:06:34.969
I mean, that I can tell. It seems like everything

01:06:34.969 --> 01:06:42.199
is going good. So, yeah. You'll get to chew me

01:06:42.199 --> 01:06:46.340
out next time. I promise I'll fuck up. Yeah.

01:06:47.739 --> 01:07:02.280
You will. I don't... No, I don't... Okay. Let's

01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:04.960
say that Vic and River do know that it's you,

01:07:04.980 --> 01:07:08.599
which, you know, they've said. I don't... They're

01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:12.570
still recording without us. Yeah. No, I know

01:07:12.570 --> 01:07:15.449
they're recording without us because I suggested

01:07:15.449 --> 01:07:23.369
it. And they know something's wrong. But it's

01:07:23.369 --> 01:07:28.650
you who's happier. You don't bring that baggage.

01:07:28.789 --> 01:07:31.329
I'm not happier. They like it more. No, I'm not

01:07:31.329 --> 01:07:35.230
happier. I'm just not asking for anything. I'm

01:07:35.230 --> 01:07:38.800
not... asking to make an appearance i'm not asking

01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:42.880
to to see i'm not checking to see if my i'm gonna

01:07:42.880 --> 01:07:46.559
be miked for this episode there's nothing i'm

01:07:46.559 --> 01:07:52.159
not a part of this i'm just here easier to be

01:07:52.159 --> 01:07:56.780
with and around then that's that's whatever you

01:07:56.780 --> 01:08:03.940
are we are the same thing I just have a better

01:08:03.940 --> 01:08:08.260
idea of what's going on. I'm accepting it. I

01:08:08.260 --> 01:08:11.820
get it. People would prefer us to be like that.

01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:16.199
And they do think that we are. You're too fucking

01:08:16.199 --> 01:08:20.359
angry. And people see that and they immediately

01:08:20.359 --> 01:08:23.520
switch off. Do you know how many people think

01:08:23.520 --> 01:08:26.180
you're a conservative? Just because you're just

01:08:26.180 --> 01:08:29.460
so angry all the time? You know how many people

01:08:29.460 --> 01:08:33.520
just don't like you just because of stupid decisions

01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:37.800
that you made? There's thousands of them. You

01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:40.539
are a complete person in thousands of people's

01:08:40.539 --> 01:08:42.779
minds and none of them like you. If anybody thinks

01:08:42.779 --> 01:08:47.159
that, they're a fucking idiot. I am so... I am

01:08:47.159 --> 01:08:51.640
angry and loud for, like, what the fuck? What?

01:08:52.300 --> 01:08:55.359
Could you possibly even have meant by that? I

01:08:55.359 --> 01:08:58.560
don't even know what I'm talking to or how I'm

01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:02.260
arguing with you right now. But I have been,

01:09:02.300 --> 01:09:05.680
yeah, I've been loud and angry on the internet.

01:09:06.899 --> 01:09:09.659
And if someone reads that as fucking conservative,

01:09:10.140 --> 01:09:13.779
they're not reading it good. You had a viral

01:09:13.779 --> 01:09:17.079
tweet about how the Democratic Party isn't doing

01:09:17.079 --> 01:09:19.899
enough. And people saw that and they're like,

01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:23.079
oh. She must be this fucking conservative. Do

01:09:23.079 --> 01:09:25.460
you know how many people blocked you? That got

01:09:25.460 --> 01:09:28.520
40 ,000 likes. Yeah, I'm... You know, and that's...

01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:32.800
And that's fine. People made TikToks making fun

01:09:32.800 --> 01:09:37.140
of you. But I... But I stand... I agree with

01:09:37.140 --> 01:09:40.260
that still to this day. It's not like I made

01:09:40.260 --> 01:09:43.680
it in a fit of anger that I disagree with. I

01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:49.500
am... I have these opinions. It's fine. Who the

01:09:49.500 --> 01:09:54.140
fuck are you? You know what? Just because sometimes

01:09:54.140 --> 01:09:58.180
I'm a passive little pussy, it doesn't mean that

01:09:58.180 --> 01:10:01.539
I'm going to be that all of the time. So fuck

01:10:01.539 --> 01:10:05.600
you. I grab the chair and I slab myself in the

01:10:05.600 --> 01:10:12.060
head. They stumble back. Their hand kind of...

01:10:13.289 --> 01:10:19.890
slides against the wall. You look up at you.

01:10:21.310 --> 01:10:24.090
And this other you is looking you in the eyes

01:10:24.090 --> 01:10:32.109
and is wide with shock. They look fine. And there's

01:10:32.109 --> 01:10:36.289
a small trickle of blood. It comes slowly and

01:10:36.289 --> 01:10:40.090
then all of a sudden, all at once. Your face

01:10:40.090 --> 01:10:44.430
is streaked in it. You see that there is a huge

01:10:44.430 --> 01:10:46.850
gash at the top of their head that you've just

01:10:46.850 --> 01:10:57.670
opened. They blink really wide. This isn't your

01:10:57.670 --> 01:11:00.350
show, though. People don't think you own it.

01:11:00.390 --> 01:11:03.550
This is Rivers. They're the creator. You just

01:11:03.550 --> 01:11:06.550
sit on the side. You know that, right? Like,

01:11:06.550 --> 01:11:10.930
we could just go. I never fucking said it was

01:11:10.930 --> 01:11:14.779
my... fucking show. All I ever wanted was to

01:11:14.779 --> 01:11:18.979
just be recognized as a part of it with my best

01:11:18.979 --> 01:11:23.159
fucking friend. Honestly, fuck you! And I just

01:11:23.159 --> 01:11:27.619
bring the chair down on her again. Tell me something

01:11:27.619 --> 01:11:33.340
else you think you know about me. It has nothing

01:11:33.340 --> 01:11:37.079
to do with what I know. There's another vibration

01:11:37.079 --> 01:11:40.180
on your phone and then strings of messages from

01:11:40.180 --> 01:11:44.439
Twitter threads, Reddit posts, comments on episodes

01:11:44.439 --> 01:11:47.399
about you being like slightly snippy, about how

01:11:47.399 --> 01:11:50.180
good you are, about how much people want to be

01:11:50.180 --> 01:11:52.619
your friends, about how much people think you

01:11:52.619 --> 01:11:55.539
and River are dating and then you may have broken

01:11:55.539 --> 01:11:59.520
up and how... it's good that you kept that working

01:11:59.520 --> 01:12:01.739
relationship but then there's one episode where

01:12:01.739 --> 01:12:03.920
you snapped at each other and that's interesting

01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:07.180
so you clearly are not that good of friends yeah

01:12:07.180 --> 01:12:09.960
i get it i get it everybody has a fucking opinion

01:12:09.960 --> 01:12:16.520
but the people in that room are not the people

01:12:16.520 --> 01:12:21.520
outside so stop fucking trying to make me think

01:12:21.520 --> 01:12:24.880
that the people in this room are the people outside

01:12:25.850 --> 01:12:27.850
The reason that there's a fucking difference

01:12:27.850 --> 01:12:31.029
is because the people in this room actually know

01:12:31.029 --> 01:12:33.489
me. And then there's Devin Michael Kors, who

01:12:33.489 --> 01:12:37.510
will maybe one day fucking know me. You know

01:12:37.510 --> 01:12:40.289
what? Fuck you. And I just with the chair again.

01:12:40.649 --> 01:12:43.770
There is this like sickening crunch. The chair

01:12:43.770 --> 01:12:47.289
hits at just a weird angle. You hear the pop

01:12:47.289 --> 01:12:52.130
of an eye as the side of their head caves in.

01:12:52.250 --> 01:12:56.180
They fall and are. dead you are looking at your

01:12:56.180 --> 01:12:59.939
corpse the chair in your hand you can hear the

01:12:59.939 --> 01:13:04.760
blood dripping from the corner of the chair that

01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:10.680
you caught your own head in everyone else outside

01:13:10.680 --> 01:13:16.220
you see charlie react they stumble a little in

01:13:16.220 --> 01:13:18.739
their chair and their eyes are really wide open

01:13:18.739 --> 01:13:22.630
as blood slowly at first and then all at once

01:13:22.630 --> 01:13:25.090
starts trickling down from their head from a

01:13:25.090 --> 01:13:28.470
gash that has just appeared whoa whoa whoa fuck

01:13:28.470 --> 01:13:33.409
charlie after a few seconds a huge bruise hits

01:13:33.409 --> 01:13:35.489
across the side of their face as they just kind

01:13:35.489 --> 01:13:38.890
of jerk their heads to the side and a few seconds

01:13:38.890 --> 01:13:44.229
later you see the corner of their head bust in

01:13:44.229 --> 01:13:48.949
you hear a pop and they fall from the chair bloody

01:13:48.949 --> 01:13:53.850
and bleeding And then, Charlie, you look at this

01:13:53.850 --> 01:13:59.369
corpse, this modified version of you. You know

01:13:59.369 --> 01:14:03.710
in your heart that it isn't actually you. But

01:14:03.710 --> 01:14:07.090
when you look at it, you can see on its face

01:14:07.090 --> 01:14:16.229
that it is just as scared as you are. The banging

01:14:16.229 --> 01:14:20.369
on the door from the steel chair, like, like.

01:14:20.699 --> 01:14:24.380
hitting against the door as hard as Charlie can.

01:14:27.039 --> 01:14:32.840
You hear very ragged breathing, and then when

01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:39.260
it stops, the door opens to your slam. Everyone

01:14:39.260 --> 01:14:41.819
else, you hear the security door office just

01:14:41.819 --> 01:14:47.420
bang open with a blast. Oh, my God. I fucking

01:14:47.420 --> 01:14:50.340
grab anything nearby me that could be a weapon.

01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:55.140
There's, like, heavy mic stands. Yes, 100%. I

01:14:55.140 --> 01:14:58.359
grab a fucking mic stand. I grab a mic stand,

01:14:58.539 --> 01:15:04.680
and I'm just, like, am holding it there and looking

01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:08.720
to see what's coming down the hallway. I don't

01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:14.000
leave the room. I drop the chair. I don't leave

01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:18.369
the room. I drop to my knees. I don't leave the

01:15:18.369 --> 01:15:28.130
room. What? Who is that? What? Who is that? Oh

01:15:28.130 --> 01:15:36.029
my god, Charlie? Uh, River runs into the hallway.

01:15:36.810 --> 01:15:41.270
And when she sees Charlie on her knees, still

01:15:41.270 --> 01:15:46.680
bleeding, she's going to She, like, starts to

01:15:46.680 --> 01:15:50.739
run and just says, Charlie! And then sort of,

01:15:50.739 --> 01:15:55.359
like, pulls up short and looks her over and is

01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:59.239
questioning whether this is really Charlie or

01:15:59.239 --> 01:16:03.760
if this is another fuck -up. Devin Michael Kors

01:16:03.760 --> 01:16:07.539
is fucking right. This place is fucking fucked.

01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:13.220
We are so fucked here. okay yeah um yeah one

01:16:13.220 --> 01:16:16.600
of you you are in the other room it's not i know

01:16:16.600 --> 01:16:19.319
it's a corpse but they're fully dead their eye

01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:24.579
the eye eye on the ground like is it's i i don't

01:16:24.579 --> 01:16:28.140
what is going on um she like drops to her knees

01:16:28.140 --> 01:16:31.000
in front of charlie and um does the same thing

01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:33.859
that she did when she pulled body snatcher charlie

01:16:33.859 --> 01:16:37.180
in through the door she just like touches charlie's

01:16:37.180 --> 01:16:40.020
face and Pats her down to make sure that she

01:16:40.020 --> 01:16:45.319
is okay. She doesn't have any wounds, but the

01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:50.960
blood is the same. Her left eye is kind of bloodshot.

01:16:51.979 --> 01:16:55.800
Just like it got blood in it. Stings a little.

01:16:56.800 --> 01:16:59.300
Her face is covered in blood, but there's no

01:16:59.300 --> 01:17:05.460
open wounds. Charlie, I'm so sorry. Just, uh,

01:17:05.560 --> 01:17:11.960
just, just, um... grabs you on her shoulders

01:17:11.960 --> 01:17:15.880
and, like, pulls you in close. River tries to

01:17:15.880 --> 01:17:18.760
make it look like a hug. Like a normal human

01:17:18.760 --> 01:17:24.399
hug. Okay, Charlie. I think I... I think I...

01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:30.600
I think I killed someone tonight. And I'm gonna

01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:35.739
look over. It's... Is it there? Charlie, as you

01:17:35.739 --> 01:17:43.159
turn around, There is no body there. Meanwhile,

01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:45.180
while they're having that conversation, it's

01:17:45.180 --> 01:17:49.039
me and Vic in the booth. What happened? Did you

01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:50.539
see anything? I was watching her. I didn't take

01:17:50.539 --> 01:17:53.520
my eyes off of her. All of a sudden, there was

01:17:53.520 --> 01:17:57.979
just blood running down her face. It was like

01:17:57.979 --> 01:18:00.399
something struck her that I couldn't see, and

01:18:00.399 --> 01:18:06.520
then her eye just went. Do you... Do you believe

01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:09.720
me now? Something is hunting us. I haven't not

01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:12.060
believed you. I know something is fucked up here.

01:18:12.140 --> 01:18:14.479
I can feel it. Wait, you know? What is happening?

01:18:14.779 --> 01:18:16.680
I don't know what it is. I just know something

01:18:16.680 --> 01:18:19.060
fucked up is happening. I believe you. I know

01:18:19.060 --> 01:18:20.800
you wouldn't fucking lie about something like

01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:24.630
this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Vic, as you

01:18:24.630 --> 01:18:27.729
look down at who is in your arms, there is nothing,

01:18:27.770 --> 01:18:30.449
but your hands are covered in blood. And there

01:18:30.449 --> 01:18:33.329
is a pool of it where her head should have been.

01:18:33.329 --> 01:18:36.649
No, fuck this. Fuck this. No. Fuck this. Vic

01:18:36.649 --> 01:18:38.350
stands up and just starts trying to wipe the

01:18:38.350 --> 01:18:41.630
blood off onto their pants as they run into the

01:18:41.630 --> 01:18:45.109
security room. Why? Why is this happening right

01:18:45.109 --> 01:18:50.270
now? Maybe, yes, we have to leave, but I... If

01:18:50.270 --> 01:18:52.829
we can just get far enough out to get... Some

01:18:52.829 --> 01:18:55.590
reception. We can call someone to come and fix

01:18:55.590 --> 01:18:59.010
this. We still have three hours. We still have

01:18:59.010 --> 01:19:03.750
time. I have reception. I have it. Nothing's

01:19:03.750 --> 01:19:05.770
going out. I tried to call the property manager.

01:19:05.989 --> 01:19:08.829
Nothing. We just have to go. If you're making

01:19:08.829 --> 01:19:10.590
calls and they're not going through, that means

01:19:10.590 --> 01:19:12.770
there's no reception. What else does that mean?

01:19:12.949 --> 01:19:15.670
It couldn't mean anything else. Look at the bars.

01:19:16.329 --> 01:19:19.600
I have them. I have the bars. things are saying

01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:22.199
maybe your phone is fucked up sometimes i don't

01:19:22.199 --> 01:19:25.779
maybe it is do you want to try because i say

01:19:25.779 --> 01:19:27.720
we get the fuck out of here and figure it out

01:19:27.720 --> 01:19:31.680
later our fans will understand first dmc charlie

01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:34.479
i don't want no no obviously not i'm just saying

01:19:34.479 --> 01:19:36.960
we don't need to jump all the way to leaving

01:19:36.960 --> 01:19:40.800
we can't just like leaving yes okay let's go

01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:43.579
outside let's try and get somewhere where our

01:19:43.579 --> 01:19:46.750
phones can get connection but we can't I don't

01:19:46.750 --> 01:19:50.069
care if the fans will understand. We have to

01:19:50.069 --> 01:19:52.930
do this. If we don't do it, we will never do

01:19:52.930 --> 01:19:55.470
it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. How about this? We

01:19:55.470 --> 01:19:57.890
don't leave, but we get out of the building.

01:19:57.970 --> 01:20:01.390
I have enough room in my Jeep for all of us until

01:20:01.390 --> 01:20:04.649
we feel like it's safe again. Yes, fine, yes,

01:20:04.729 --> 01:20:08.069
fine. Maybe it's the mist. Maybe, I don't know.

01:20:08.590 --> 01:20:11.250
Maybe we just wait for it to go away. That's

01:20:11.250 --> 01:20:14.819
fine, that's fine, but... Dick. We can drive

01:20:14.819 --> 01:20:19.100
back to the main road, but I'm not... I'm not

01:20:19.100 --> 01:20:20.779
getting outside of three miles of this place.

01:20:22.180 --> 01:20:33.800
Okay. Good. Fine. Thick river. My phone was going...

01:20:33.800 --> 01:20:43.300
Off. The whole time. What the f - How? This is...

01:20:43.300 --> 01:20:45.560
This is what I'm trying to say. It's fucked here.

01:20:45.640 --> 01:20:48.300
So we're getting notifications from fucking the

01:20:48.300 --> 01:20:52.119
Reddit page, but we can't get a... Okay. We're

01:20:52.119 --> 01:20:55.079
going outside. But we're not going far. Just

01:20:55.079 --> 01:20:57.640
far enough to get a fucking phone call off for

01:20:57.640 --> 01:20:59.680
someone to come and take care of this. Like...

01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:01.600
We have three hours. Who's gonna take care of

01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:06.420
this? I... I don't know. Someone. I just, I feel

01:21:06.420 --> 01:21:09.960
like who could we call that wouldn't be put in

01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:14.859
more fucking danger, you know? Like, and, like,

01:21:14.859 --> 01:21:19.300
what if we call someone and they come here and,

01:21:19.319 --> 01:21:23.439
like, they wind up just trapped with us, too?

01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:30.460
Like, I don't know. Or we could just fucking

01:21:30.460 --> 01:21:34.260
bounce. Or we could do that. Or we could do that.

01:21:34.460 --> 01:21:36.399
We've been recording this show at the school,

01:21:36.500 --> 01:21:39.460
all right, at our college this entire time. I'm

01:21:39.460 --> 01:21:41.640
sure they would let us pop by. Everybody knows

01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:43.420
about us. It could be like the old days. We're

01:21:43.420 --> 01:21:45.220
going to bounce? It doesn't have to be that difficult.

01:21:45.220 --> 01:21:50.659
And leave these people hanging? Look, I don't

01:21:50.659 --> 01:21:57.560
want to, but I just... I'm not asking for a lot.

01:21:57.600 --> 01:21:59.680
I'm just asking that we take it one step at a

01:21:59.680 --> 01:22:01.750
time. I don't know who's going to come here,

01:22:01.789 --> 01:22:04.470
but even if it's a fucking ghost, it can't haunt

01:22:04.470 --> 01:22:08.069
a bunch of people. If we get more people here,

01:22:08.170 --> 01:22:10.609
maybe we can get a fucking priest for all I care.

01:22:10.750 --> 01:22:13.869
I just... Can we just take it one step at a time?

01:22:14.329 --> 01:22:19.029
Not blow... Just, like, blow out immediately.

01:22:20.569 --> 01:22:22.409
I agree we should get out of here. I want you

01:22:22.409 --> 01:22:24.930
to be safe. I want everybody to be safe. Yeah.

01:22:25.270 --> 01:22:27.050
That's why I think we should go try and get connections

01:22:27.050 --> 01:22:30.949
so that we can get a phone call off. Okay. Yeah.

01:22:31.109 --> 01:22:41.050
Fine. No problem. Let's go outside. DMC, how's

01:22:41.050 --> 01:22:48.609
your service? I pull out my phone. What do I

01:22:48.609 --> 01:22:54.090
see? It's the same as everyone else's. You have

01:22:54.090 --> 01:22:59.710
signal. Charlie's is weird because... refreshing

01:22:59.710 --> 01:23:05.069
twitter and and reddit you are only getting connection

01:23:05.069 --> 01:23:09.069
and updates from threads that you are that the

01:23:09.069 --> 01:23:14.069
show is directly related to oh okay there isn't

01:23:14.069 --> 01:23:17.329
like nothing else you can't get a for you on

01:23:17.329 --> 01:23:20.470
twitter you can't check any website that isn't

01:23:20.470 --> 01:23:26.210
in some way related to the show same same as

01:23:26.210 --> 01:23:30.090
when i walked in We just have to be... We just

01:23:30.090 --> 01:23:34.649
have to be careful. We can... We can recover

01:23:34.649 --> 01:23:41.750
this. Just go outside. Yeah. Yeah. Back outside.

01:23:41.890 --> 01:23:49.770
Okay. Good. Okay. Okay. Um... Sure. And this

01:23:49.770 --> 01:23:52.909
time we're gonna fucking bring... I'm bringing

01:23:52.909 --> 01:23:57.210
the mic stand with me. Yeah. No one's going to

01:23:57.210 --> 01:24:01.510
jump anybody. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll follow suit.

01:24:01.569 --> 01:24:04.310
I'll grab something just as I'll grab a mic,

01:24:04.350 --> 01:24:07.510
like a mic, like one of the floor to the floor

01:24:07.510 --> 01:24:15.090
mic stands. If this doesn't work. Don't fucking

01:24:15.090 --> 01:24:17.949
hate me, but like we might as well just fucking

01:24:17.949 --> 01:24:23.409
lock ourselves in here and record because I don't

01:24:23.409 --> 01:24:26.380
I don't know. what i want to see i don't know

01:24:26.380 --> 01:24:30.659
if i want to see what's next just one step at

01:24:30.659 --> 01:24:39.020
a time okay let's go outside you step outside

01:24:39.020 --> 01:24:43.800
or open the front door and it's the same deep

01:24:43.800 --> 01:24:48.920
thick fog you see your cars in the car park they're

01:24:48.920 --> 01:24:55.489
all still there untampered with What is it that

01:24:55.489 --> 01:24:59.890
you'd like to do? DMC's got the keys to the jeep,

01:24:59.949 --> 01:25:05.609
right? Yeah. I'll lead us over to the jeep. I'll

01:25:05.609 --> 01:25:08.229
click the thing that unlocks all the doors and

01:25:08.229 --> 01:25:12.729
open up at least the side that I'm on and just

01:25:12.729 --> 01:25:20.449
hop in. Once we're all... Once we're all situated...

01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:29.439
This is... This is better, right? Do you feel

01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:34.560
like you can drive right now, Devin? Yeah. Yeah,

01:25:34.659 --> 01:25:37.979
I think I... Yeah. Yes, I can. I can... You sure?

01:25:38.760 --> 01:25:42.560
I can... I can drive. Okay, can you take us out

01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.439
to the main road? Weird stuff happening is more

01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:49.180
of an incentive to drive away from here, and...

01:25:49.180 --> 01:25:52.180
Okay. And as I say that, I turn... The key in

01:25:52.180 --> 01:25:59.260
the ignition. The car starts. Okay. All right.

01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:05.720
Let's go. And where are people situated in the

01:26:05.720 --> 01:26:07.640
car? Who takes shotgun? Who takes passenger?

01:26:08.000 --> 01:26:10.159
Yeah. I'll take shotgun unless Vic wants to.

01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:12.699
I feel like because you wanted to get to the

01:26:12.699 --> 01:26:14.119
main road, you would take shotgun. Yeah, I'm

01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:16.279
with you, Vic. I think Vic is behind DMC. River

01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:24.739
will hop into shotgun. Okay. main road is like

01:26:24.739 --> 01:26:29.760
a five minute drive it's so close you go off

01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:32.140
down the one road that you can get in and out

01:26:32.140 --> 01:26:37.460
of here and those five minutes pass the the the

01:26:37.460 --> 01:26:44.579
the radio station falls into fog and there's

01:26:44.579 --> 01:26:46.979
five minutes pass and you're driving in those

01:26:46.979 --> 01:26:49.300
five minutes i i'm just checking the my back

01:26:49.300 --> 01:26:53.130
mirror to see if uh No, just make sure Charlie

01:26:53.130 --> 01:26:58.930
doesn't turn into, or like get burst into another,

01:26:59.229 --> 01:27:02.909
I don't know, whatever we saw in the booth happening.

01:27:03.189 --> 01:27:11.430
Just very careful. Those five minutes pass. And

01:27:11.430 --> 01:27:18.369
then seven, eight, nine minutes. And the road

01:27:18.369 --> 01:27:22.630
is longer than you remember. Far, far longer.

01:27:22.689 --> 01:27:25.210
You can't see the radio station behind you, but...

01:27:25.210 --> 01:27:28.569
God, was this road this long? Devin, can you

01:27:28.569 --> 01:27:33.090
speed up? I... Yeah, I mean, I'm going... I'm

01:27:33.090 --> 01:27:36.270
going 40 already. DMC, please, just, like, fucking

01:27:36.270 --> 01:27:39.069
push on it. Like, I just really want to get the

01:27:39.069 --> 01:27:42.029
fuck out of here. Yeah, but, like, there's a

01:27:42.029 --> 01:27:44.170
turn... There should be a turn coming up. I don't

01:27:44.170 --> 01:27:44.930
want to crash into the tree. We're looking for

01:27:44.930 --> 01:27:46.569
the turn. We didn't miss the turn. We're looking.

01:27:46.970 --> 01:27:55.079
Okay. I do speed up warily. It's 12 minutes past.

01:27:55.340 --> 01:27:58.380
What the fuck is happening? There is no fucking

01:27:58.380 --> 01:28:02.840
way. DLC, should we just fucking go back? Should

01:28:02.840 --> 01:28:06.680
we just go back? Maybe we should just go fucking

01:28:06.680 --> 01:28:10.520
back. Oh, my God. I don't want to go back. I

01:28:10.520 --> 01:28:12.600
don't want to go back. I don't want to go back

01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:16.779
either. Stop the car. Stop the car. Just stop

01:28:16.779 --> 01:28:21.399
the car. And I slam the brakes. River opens the

01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:23.399
door and gets out. We haven't even seen any other

01:28:23.399 --> 01:28:27.899
cars. What? Can I see anything? Can she see anything

01:28:27.899 --> 01:28:29.640
at all? Fog behind you, fog in front of you.

01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:32.380
I take out my phone. I'm looking through it,

01:28:32.399 --> 01:28:40.779
trying to make a call. Nope. Fuck! Damn it! What

01:28:40.779 --> 01:28:45.020
is this?! Nick, do you have any, like, do you

01:28:45.020 --> 01:28:53.670
have any, like, lights or anything? I mean, I've

01:28:53.670 --> 01:28:55.710
got my flashlight on my phone. Okay, okay. I've

01:28:55.710 --> 01:28:56.949
got one on my kitchen. I have an emergency set

01:28:56.949 --> 01:28:59.689
in the back. Okay. We're being fucked with, you

01:28:59.689 --> 01:29:04.069
guys. This is... I don't... This is beyond the

01:29:04.069 --> 01:29:11.670
pale. River, River, get back in. Come on. I think

01:29:11.670 --> 01:29:16.229
we need to go back. And she, like, grabs River,

01:29:16.390 --> 01:29:18.909
like, her hands are on top of her head right

01:29:18.909 --> 01:29:21.189
now, and she kind of, like, puts her hands on

01:29:21.189 --> 01:29:28.119
top. of those. And like, breathes with her. I

01:29:28.119 --> 01:29:33.979
don't like what I'm saying. But I think we can

01:29:33.979 --> 01:29:41.079
turn back. Why is this happening? I don't know.

01:29:42.140 --> 01:29:48.800
I don't know. Babe, I don't know. But I feel

01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:53.159
like if we don't figure it out... We don't leave.

01:29:59.979 --> 01:30:07.939
She... Looks so... She looks like she's just

01:30:07.939 --> 01:30:09.699
being pulled in a million different directions.

01:30:10.199 --> 01:30:13.479
Like, behind her eyes, you see a familiar expression

01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:16.119
that is just like, she's spinning. Spinning,

01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:18.319
spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning. But she...

01:30:19.600 --> 01:30:21.619
closes her eyes, and is going to just, like,

01:30:21.619 --> 01:30:27.100
move away from you and back into the car. Quietly

01:30:27.100 --> 01:30:30.779
get back into the backseat. I put a hand on DMC

01:30:30.779 --> 01:30:35.460
and give him a little squeeze, even. Hey, bud,

01:30:35.539 --> 01:30:42.140
just... I'm sorry. I think we gotta go back.

01:30:42.819 --> 01:30:47.220
Yeah. You put into reverse, to reverse your car,

01:30:47.340 --> 01:30:50.869
a meter out. As soon as you do, the radio station

01:30:50.869 --> 01:30:55.369
is right behind you. You hadn't left five foot

01:30:55.369 --> 01:31:14.550
past the drive. It appears instantly. Yeah. If

01:31:14.550 --> 01:31:23.510
this is my fault, I'm sorry. Vic, why would it

01:31:23.510 --> 01:31:42.609
be your fault? There are - Vic, there - There

01:31:42.609 --> 01:31:44.869
are plenty of people to point fingers at. But

01:31:44.869 --> 01:31:47.930
the least of them is you, okay? It's not - On

01:31:47.930 --> 01:31:50.989
you. Did any of those people tell you that this

01:31:50.989 --> 01:31:55.329
place was haunted? No, no, no. I thought this

01:31:55.329 --> 01:31:58.329
was okay for our budget. A slight improvement

01:31:58.329 --> 01:32:01.930
from the college. Not as good as what we would

01:32:01.930 --> 01:32:05.430
get eventually. I've lots of plans in the works.

01:32:05.510 --> 01:32:07.810
I have people I'm talking to. I have connections

01:32:07.810 --> 01:32:09.989
that I've found for us to make sure that we can

01:32:09.989 --> 01:32:11.829
get a better place. This was going to be a one

01:32:11.829 --> 01:32:14.649
-time thing. Maybe... A month we'd be here. A

01:32:14.649 --> 01:32:17.189
month of shows. And then somewhere better. Somewhere

01:32:17.189 --> 01:32:19.970
bigger. Somewhere... Somewhere that we deserve

01:32:19.970 --> 01:32:23.350
to be. And... You don't deserve this. We don't

01:32:23.350 --> 01:32:26.130
deserve this. DMC fucking doesn't deserve this.

01:32:27.770 --> 01:32:33.149
How is this happening? How? I don't... I'm not

01:32:33.149 --> 01:32:36.590
a control freak, okay? I just like things a certain

01:32:36.590 --> 01:32:39.430
way. And they're not a certain way right now.

01:32:41.350 --> 01:32:50.779
Vic, it's not... It's not your fault. Yeah, well,

01:32:50.800 --> 01:32:53.000
if this place has something to show me, maybe

01:32:53.000 --> 01:33:04.020
it'll show me that. I... I... Let's... You park

01:33:04.020 --> 01:33:24.439
the car. Yeah. Okay. I am honestly sorry that

01:33:24.439 --> 01:33:27.500
we all have to deal with this right now. I'm

01:33:27.500 --> 01:33:30.319
really, I'm sorry that you all have to deal with

01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:37.000
this right now. I don't know why this is happening.

01:33:38.100 --> 01:33:43.739
I don't know where I took a wrong turn. But we're

01:33:43.739 --> 01:33:52.100
going to figure this out. Because even if this

01:33:52.100 --> 01:34:01.439
destroys everything that we've done so far, we're

01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:06.779
gonna go out swinging. And we're gonna fucking

01:34:06.779 --> 01:34:17.850
make them bleed. Charlie grabs your hand. Alright.

01:34:19.949 --> 01:34:33.930
Okay. Okay. You know, I literally have a dagger

01:34:33.930 --> 01:34:36.510
that has, like, silver in it. I know, and it's

01:34:36.510 --> 01:34:39.409
at - I should've - It's at, I know. Like, I should've

01:34:39.409 --> 01:34:43.569
- The one day. But what if - When would we ever

01:34:43.569 --> 01:34:47.979
have known to fucking bring that shit? I bring

01:34:47.979 --> 01:34:51.319
it to parties to pick up girls. I know, but we

01:34:51.319 --> 01:34:54.680
knew it was just us here, so we didn't think

01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:59.699
to... Haunted fucking radio station! She yells

01:34:59.699 --> 01:35:03.739
at the radio station. Piece of shit radio station.

01:35:07.399 --> 01:35:09.840
If y 'all don't want to come inside, I completely

01:35:09.840 --> 01:35:15.699
understand that. No, I'm... I've seen what my

01:35:15.699 --> 01:35:19.439
life looks like. After this, so let's see how...

01:35:19.439 --> 01:35:22.180
And he notices what you look like. Yeah, I saw

01:35:22.180 --> 01:35:26.579
some stuff, Charlie. Charlie's hand reaches back.

01:35:27.739 --> 01:35:31.180
Like, there's, I imagine, one hand comfortably

01:35:31.180 --> 01:35:36.439
in rivers. And, like, sort of an awkward but

01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:42.399
welcoming hand reaches back for DMC's. He looks

01:35:42.399 --> 01:35:45.260
at it, eye contact with you, looks at it again,

01:35:45.399 --> 01:35:50.180
and then... reluctantly takes it. It is so sweaty.

01:35:50.399 --> 01:35:53.560
It is so sweaty. Ooh, that's a clammy one. It's

01:35:53.560 --> 01:36:00.239
clam. River also is gonna step towards DMC and

01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:05.279
is going to put her hand on his shoulder. I'm

01:36:05.279 --> 01:36:11.460
fucking sorry that I didn't believe you, DMC.

01:36:11.680 --> 01:36:17.350
I wouldn't believe me either. It was still kind

01:36:17.350 --> 01:36:20.829
of shitty of me. And I'm comfortable standing

01:36:20.829 --> 01:36:29.470
in that. Let's... Let's go make this thing bleed.

01:36:31.510 --> 01:36:35.970
Let's punch a fucking ghost. Sure. Vic? Yeah.

01:36:40.890 --> 01:36:44.210
Yeah, make it fucking bleed. Alright. I'm going

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first. I've got a fucking vendetta. Just don't

01:36:51.729 --> 01:37:03.289
do anything stupid, okay? No promises. Uh, hey,

01:37:03.390 --> 01:37:08.329
is the door pull or push? You don't know. It's

01:37:08.329 --> 01:37:12.229
pull. It's pull? Alright, she's gonna look back

01:37:12.229 --> 01:37:14.630
over her shoulder, make sure everybody's ready,

01:37:14.770 --> 01:37:19.260
and then is going to... turn around and she'll

01:37:19.260 --> 01:37:27.840
give a countdown. Three, two, one. And then she's

01:37:27.840 --> 01:37:31.340
going to throw the door open and move in as far

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as she can to make space for people behind her,

01:37:33.180 --> 01:37:37.100
holding onto the mic stand with both hands. It

01:37:37.100 --> 01:37:41.260
is exactly the way you left it. The chair is

01:37:41.260 --> 01:37:44.920
halfway across the room. There are pools of blood

01:37:44.920 --> 01:37:49.869
and handprints. There is music, softly, tenorly

01:37:49.869 --> 01:37:53.810
playing. But there is one thing that is different.

01:37:54.569 --> 01:37:57.689
It's that the door to the writer's room is slightly

01:37:57.689 --> 01:38:02.850
ajar. Whatever the fuck this thing is, I'm pretty

01:38:02.850 --> 01:38:09.010
sure I have personal beef with it. I've got personal

01:38:09.010 --> 01:38:16.890
fucking beef with you. Well, I bet you do. She

01:38:16.890 --> 01:38:21.489
steps forward down the hall. Charlie stays close.

01:38:24.909 --> 01:38:32.909
Picks up everything that she can. And River focuses

01:38:32.909 --> 01:38:36.949
on the doorway in front of her. And the table

01:38:36.949 --> 01:38:40.010
beyond it. And the papers that are scattered

01:38:40.010 --> 01:38:44.979
in the whiteboard. And more to herself. than

01:38:44.979 --> 01:38:52.579
really anyone else. She just says, If I fucking

01:38:52.579 --> 01:39:01.779
brought you here, I'm gonna take you out. Motherfucker.

01:39:03.779 --> 01:39:09.979
Not like this. And she's gonna step into the

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writer's room. Take the burden of silence If

01:39:45.880 --> 01:39:55.359
you share the weight of my love Standing at the

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edge of my strength Thank you so much to everyone

01:40:28.819 --> 01:40:32.239
who has supported Patrick Productions and Frequencies

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on Patreon, especially to those who are backed

01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:40.060
at the highest tier, including Caroline, Callum,

01:40:40.220 --> 01:40:44.500
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support, we truly could not do things like this.

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Thank you so much for all of your support.