WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.980 Hey, hey, hey, it's Chaos Queen here, and you're 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:05.860 listening to the Geekcast Radio Network. Hey, 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:08.400 it's Mistress Carrie, and you are listening to 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:27.320 Studio 2009. Shall I make it a telegram? Oh, 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:32.789 Lord, no. A letter will suffice. I dislike sending 00:00:32.789 --> 00:00:36.490 telegrams or receiving them. There's something 00:00:36.490 --> 00:00:39.630 about a telegram that makes one feel that some 00:00:39.630 --> 00:00:44.920 kind of tragedy has occurred. All right, ladies 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:48.640 and gentlemen, this is Any Old Bart in a Storm, 00:00:49.060 --> 00:00:54.840 Studio 2009, Episode 172, Season 3, Episode 2 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:58.479 of The Columbo Files here on the Geekcast Radio 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:01.179 Network. This episode that you're about to hear 00:01:01.179 --> 00:01:05.459 was recorded a year ago. I'm, of course, TF2 00:01:05.459 --> 00:01:08.579 and Mike. Joining me for this brief interlude 00:01:08.579 --> 00:01:11.620 before the episode is none other than Mr. David 00:01:11.620 --> 00:01:17.010 Draper. Hello, sir. How are you? I'm okay. You're 00:01:17.010 --> 00:01:20.829 okay? Uh -oh. We talked about this before the 00:01:20.829 --> 00:01:23.810 thing. I had a rough year last year, and I need 00:01:23.810 --> 00:01:28.670 to get it back in the game. Well, I had a rough 00:01:28.670 --> 00:01:33.209 year last year, too. I know you did. Two things 00:01:33.209 --> 00:01:35.530 can be true at the same time. Yes, yes, yes. 00:01:35.609 --> 00:01:39.510 Absolutely. 2025 was a very odd year, and we 00:01:39.510 --> 00:01:43.709 need to get even with it. That was clever, actually. 00:01:45.769 --> 00:01:49.049 Yeah. I just, oh God, I just laughed at my own 00:01:49.049 --> 00:01:52.349 joke. Anyway, episode 172, Any Old Port in a 00:01:52.349 --> 00:01:54.250 Storm, before we get to one of the best episodes 00:01:54.250 --> 00:01:58.250 of Columbo ever. Your folks favorite. That's 00:01:58.250 --> 00:02:03.049 right. We have some official Studio 2009 GCRN 00:02:03.049 --> 00:02:06.079 business to handle. We know. I've understood 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:09.599 in 17 years of podcasting that people find the 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:13.060 podcast episodes later after they've already 00:02:13.060 --> 00:02:15.840 been published. And, you know, that's the whole 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.580 point of podcasting is you're not going to always 00:02:18.580 --> 00:02:21.599 find things right away and everything else. And 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:24.860 our podcasts publish everywhere. It's not just 00:02:24.860 --> 00:02:28.500 to geekcastradio .com. They publish to Apple 00:02:28.500 --> 00:02:31.740 Podcasts, to Spotify, to whatever you can think 00:02:31.740 --> 00:02:34.520 of. They also publish on the geek. cast radio 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:38.879 network LLC, YouTube channel, and they publish 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:45.460 as static image. Podcast episodes, it's just 00:02:45.460 --> 00:02:50.460 audio. The first thing you hear, when you hit 00:02:50.460 --> 00:02:52.879 play on any one of our podcast quote -unquote 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:56.400 videos on our YouTube channel, the first thing 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:58.139 you'll hear is the same thing you'll hear on 00:02:58.139 --> 00:03:01.139 the podcast. Whomever I choose to introduce the 00:03:01.139 --> 00:03:04.879 show and to say, you're listening to the Geekcast 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:08.960 Radio Network. Whoever's voice I choose to, like, 00:03:09.020 --> 00:03:15.979 it could be Gary Chuck, it could be... Adam Mastriani, 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:19.659 who is a friend of ours. It could be whomever 00:03:19.659 --> 00:03:23.520 it is. It could be Maurice LaMarche because we 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:27.219 interviewed him years ago. It could be whomever 00:03:27.219 --> 00:03:29.979 it is because we have all these celebrities and 00:03:29.979 --> 00:03:32.379 voice actors that we've interviewed in the past. 00:03:32.699 --> 00:03:39.599 And to me, when I look at a YouTube video, I 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:41.639 don't go on YouTube to watch television shows. 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:49.719 I go to Tubi. I go to Hulu, Disney, Hulu, whatever, 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:53.219 because Hulu is a part of Disney now. Peacock, 00:03:53.340 --> 00:03:58.639 Netflix, whatever. I don't go to YouTube to seek 00:03:58.639 --> 00:04:01.759 out television shows. I go to YouTube to find 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:07.080 unique, interesting videos that are things you're 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:10.240 not going to watch on a TV channel kind of thing. 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:15.400 So the reason why I'm bringing all of this up 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.500 is because when I comment on YouTube videos, 00:04:18.740 --> 00:04:23.480 I know it's not a dang TV show. It's a YouTube 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:26.480 video. It's a podcast. It's a whatever. Especially 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:30.959 if I look at a static image and I hear somebody 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:34.959 else's voice, I know the difference. So apparently... 00:04:35.579 --> 00:04:40.019 Somebody commented on our Season 1, Episode 1, 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:44.439 Episode 111 of Studio 2009, which is Prescription 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:47.779 Murder, which we published a year ago, technically 00:04:47.779 --> 00:04:51.379 two years ago in 2024. But according to YouTube, 00:04:51.579 --> 00:04:55.160 it was published a year ago. This person says, 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:59.089 you're deceitful. Who TF? wants to listen to 00:04:59.089 --> 00:05:01.870 you, make people think this is the full episode. 00:05:02.230 --> 00:05:05.750 Now, Steve Megatron, who is my best friend in 00:05:05.750 --> 00:05:07.470 the world, who co -created the Geekast Radio 00:05:07.470 --> 00:05:10.389 Network with me, already handled this perfectly 00:05:10.389 --> 00:05:15.810 by explaining what this is. So we're not here 00:05:15.810 --> 00:05:20.370 to really address the whole commenter thing. 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:24.610 I'm more so wanting to discuss the fact of how 00:05:24.610 --> 00:05:28.379 do you go on YouTube and not realize? It's not 00:05:28.379 --> 00:05:32.519 the actual television show when you clearly see 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:37.620 a podcast artwork and it's not a moving picture 00:05:37.620 --> 00:05:40.600 and you hear something that is not the opening 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:44.740 of a television show. Like how, just in general, 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:48.899 not to this person specifically, how dumb do 00:05:48.899 --> 00:05:51.500 you have to be? How stupid is this world become 00:05:51.500 --> 00:05:54.779 that you're not paying attention to it? And the 00:05:54.779 --> 00:05:57.930 other thing is. The title of the episode, it 00:05:57.930 --> 00:06:02.610 first thing says, 111, The Columbo Files. Like, 00:06:02.610 --> 00:06:05.750 do you not know? Do you not understand? Like, 00:06:05.810 --> 00:06:08.149 The Columbo Files isn't even the name of the 00:06:08.149 --> 00:06:12.829 damn TV show. The name of the show is Columbo. 00:06:14.009 --> 00:06:19.850 Like... The name of the show is like the NBC 00:06:19.850 --> 00:06:25.189 mystery movie. Okay. but like later when it was 00:06:25.189 --> 00:06:29.370 the actual show. Yeah. Like if you buy it on 00:06:29.370 --> 00:06:33.730 DVD, it's Columbo. Yeah. It's Columbo. I mean, 00:06:33.769 --> 00:06:36.649 I just don't understand this. I don't understand 00:06:36.649 --> 00:06:40.350 people. I don't understand how people can not 00:06:40.350 --> 00:06:43.709 like, and I get it. Most people will go on YouTube 00:06:43.709 --> 00:06:45.990 or looking for this stuff. But again, it's like, 00:06:46.009 --> 00:06:48.129 it's one of the reasons why in every episode, 00:06:48.149 --> 00:06:52.250 when I make the episode post, And we specifically 00:06:52.250 --> 00:06:56.769 have said in episodes, we watch this series on 00:06:56.769 --> 00:07:00.230 Tubi or we watch, you watch, you have the DVDs. 00:07:00.250 --> 00:07:03.829 I watch it on Tubi. Tubi is a free television 00:07:03.829 --> 00:07:09.269 service with ads. You can go on to Tubi .tv right 00:07:09.269 --> 00:07:15.310 now and watch Columbo for free. Like we are not 00:07:15.310 --> 00:07:18.870 going to put video on our YouTube channel that 00:07:18.870 --> 00:07:23.060 we don't own. We're not pirates. We're not going 00:07:23.060 --> 00:07:26.259 to do stupid shit like that. Why would we do 00:07:26.259 --> 00:07:31.279 that? We've never done that. I don't understand. 00:07:32.259 --> 00:07:35.519 What the hell? You know what I mean? You're really 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:39.620 overthinking all of this. I probably am. You're 00:07:39.620 --> 00:07:44.759 probably correct. I do sometimes watch TV on 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:48.680 YouTube. Or specific shows. I've never watched 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:51.139 a full movie, but they often advertise heavily 00:07:51.139 --> 00:07:54.319 that, you know, watch this movie. Some old, like, 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:57.000 loser movie that nobody really cares about. I 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:00.139 watch. You know, I listen. Instead of, like, 00:08:00.139 --> 00:08:02.899 going. What I'm trying to say is I think for 00:08:02.899 --> 00:08:06.100 some people, YouTube. I mean, I am. Technically, 00:08:06.259 --> 00:08:08.300 I'm not, like, actually a boomer. But, I mean, 00:08:08.300 --> 00:08:11.160 in terms of every generation past me, I'm a boomer. 00:08:11.379 --> 00:08:15.329 I'm not super, you know, internet savvy. And 00:08:15.329 --> 00:08:18.670 when I go for walks in the park, there are podcasts 00:08:18.670 --> 00:08:22.009 that I listen to from YouTube as opposed to the 00:08:22.009 --> 00:08:26.189 other podcasts, Stitch and whatever. What I'm 00:08:26.189 --> 00:08:30.149 saying is I use YouTube very heavily for a multitude 00:08:30.149 --> 00:08:32.769 of things, and I can see other people doing that. 00:08:33.169 --> 00:08:37.570 And it's like I can see this guy probably not 00:08:37.570 --> 00:08:43.460 very savvy about Columbo. I don't know why he 00:08:43.460 --> 00:08:46.299 even wanted to watch it, but he saw Columbo's 00:08:46.299 --> 00:08:48.080 face, he was like, oh, and he probably saw the 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:51.360 title, clicked on it, and he probably tweeted 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:53.000 within the first couple seconds that it wasn't 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:55.399 an actual episode, and he's like, oh, you're... 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:57.399 What I'm saying is, you make it sound like he 00:08:57.399 --> 00:08:58.740 listened to the whole thing and then was like, 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:01.360 well, this is a podcast. I don't understand. 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:04.500 I think he very quickly realized that this wasn't 00:09:04.500 --> 00:09:07.019 what he thought it was. He's probably just lazy. 00:09:09.149 --> 00:09:12.570 it was lazy and ill -educated. And I mean, I'm 00:09:12.570 --> 00:09:15.330 looking at the thing and it's, you know, like 00:09:15.330 --> 00:09:16.950 I think if you're paying attention, you can tell 00:09:16.950 --> 00:09:19.129 that it's a podcast about Columbo, but like, 00:09:19.149 --> 00:09:22.389 yeah. You know, the fact that it's the same thing 00:09:22.389 --> 00:09:25.649 for every episode, you know, the same thumbnail 00:09:25.649 --> 00:09:29.129 for every episode. Yeah. But this is a random 00:09:29.129 --> 00:09:32.470 guy who wanted to, a quick, cheap, you know, 00:09:32.470 --> 00:09:35.809 episode of Columbo. And yeah, I mean, did he 00:09:35.809 --> 00:09:39.590 really need to, I mean, I just feel like the 00:09:39.590 --> 00:09:41.490 guy was like, yeah, this sucks. You suck. I mean, 00:09:41.529 --> 00:09:45.570 it's like some punk kid going, you suck. Like, 00:09:45.570 --> 00:09:51.169 okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I really feel 00:09:51.169 --> 00:09:54.470 like you took this way too personally. It's not 00:09:54.470 --> 00:09:59.570 that I took it personally. At the end of the 00:09:59.570 --> 00:10:02.070 day, I really don't care. I just wanted to come 00:10:02.070 --> 00:10:04.870 on and say, hey, look, huge difference between. 00:10:05.850 --> 00:10:09.710 an actual television show and a podcast. And 00:10:09.710 --> 00:10:13.250 the fact that he comes on here and says, but 00:10:13.250 --> 00:10:14.289 if you're not paying attention and you click 00:10:14.289 --> 00:10:17.549 on the thing, it's like, yeah, like, like you're 00:10:17.549 --> 00:10:21.149 deceitful. Who the fuck wants to listen to you? 00:10:21.429 --> 00:10:25.559 Make people question. No, it's not. Shut up, 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:28.860 Dave. It's not. I'm including myself in that, 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:31.860 by the way. I'm not just attacking you. You as 00:10:31.860 --> 00:10:34.840 in all of us. Yeah. Make people think it's the 00:10:34.840 --> 00:10:38.309 full episode. Now, that last line. Yeah. Make 00:10:38.309 --> 00:10:40.889 people think it's the full episode. We have never 00:10:40.889 --> 00:10:43.750 done that. If you look at the description, in 00:10:43.750 --> 00:10:46.909 episode 111 of Studio 2009, join TF2 and Mike 00:10:46.909 --> 00:10:49.710 and David Draper as they grab their trench coats 00:10:49.710 --> 00:10:53.570 and their... Oops, I need to fix that. Head into 00:10:53.570 --> 00:10:57.909 the world of Columbo. This new series here inside 00:10:57.909 --> 00:11:00.710 Studio 2009. So join Mike and Dave as they get 00:11:00.710 --> 00:11:03.250 to sleuthing. With Lieutenant Columbo, every 00:11:03.250 --> 00:11:06.409 episode from every season in order will be reviewed. 00:11:06.830 --> 00:11:10.909 Will be reviewed. Like, this is not saying that 00:11:10.909 --> 00:11:13.789 we're showing the episodes. None of that description. 00:11:13.789 --> 00:11:15.929 Who reads the description, though? Like I said, 00:11:15.990 --> 00:11:19.029 this guy was probably just cruising. I mean, 00:11:19.129 --> 00:11:22.129 I will only ever read the description if there's 00:11:22.129 --> 00:11:24.309 something I really want to know. I'm hoping that 00:11:24.309 --> 00:11:25.889 information will be in the description. But I 00:11:25.889 --> 00:11:28.519 usually do that, like... As I'm watching it, 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:31.240 nobody reads the description before clicking 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:33.440 on the video. This guy saw Columbo. For some 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:35.360 reason, he wanted to watch Columbo. It doesn't 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:37.740 really strike me as the kind of Columbo viewer. 00:11:38.320 --> 00:11:40.779 But he clicked on it, realized immediately it 00:11:40.779 --> 00:11:42.379 wasn't what he thought it was, and he was annoyed. 00:11:42.980 --> 00:11:45.620 And so he left an angry comment. You guys thought 00:11:45.620 --> 00:11:50.019 you were deceptive. Maybe he looked at the time. 00:11:50.139 --> 00:11:52.659 Because that was my thing. The time really doesn't 00:11:52.659 --> 00:11:56.000 measure out to even a movie episode of Columbo. 00:11:56.570 --> 00:11:59.529 It's like one hour and two minutes and 59 seconds. 00:11:59.610 --> 00:12:02.590 Yeah, that's not a normal run time for any TV 00:12:02.590 --> 00:12:05.649 show. Yeah, exactly. It's just this guy was lazy 00:12:05.649 --> 00:12:10.309 and just, I mean, he cared enough to leave a 00:12:10.309 --> 00:12:13.570 comment, but like, I don't know. Like, I really 00:12:13.570 --> 00:12:15.409 think you're ascribing far more malice to this 00:12:15.409 --> 00:12:18.330 guy who was just like, well, the fuck? Yeah. 00:12:18.889 --> 00:12:22.009 And the funny thing about this first episode 00:12:22.009 --> 00:12:28.990 way back when, two years ago, It has 2 ,945 views 00:12:28.990 --> 00:12:33.090 on YouTube, so yay us. Apparently somebody wants 00:12:33.090 --> 00:12:37.710 to listen to it. Exactly. So there's that. All 00:12:37.710 --> 00:12:40.750 right, folks, up next. Up next, ladies and gentlemen, 00:12:40.909 --> 00:12:43.669 sit back and prepare to watch the wonderful episode, 00:12:43.769 --> 00:12:46.529 Any Old Port in a Storm, complete and uncut. 00:12:46.750 --> 00:12:50.289 It's actual video quality. It's a great episode, 00:12:50.389 --> 00:12:52.309 and we hope that you enjoy watching it here on 00:12:52.309 --> 00:12:55.480 the Geekcast Network. The Geekcast Radio Network, 00:12:55.759 --> 00:13:07.360 LLC. Yes. It's going to be a blast. I hope there 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:09.759 wasn't any blasts in that episode. I don't remember. 00:13:09.940 --> 00:13:13.200 It's been a year or so since we watched it. Oh, 00:13:13.340 --> 00:13:15.039 that's right. You freaked out because the guy 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.139 was still twitching when he left him. That's 00:13:17.139 --> 00:13:19.259 right. He was still twitching. I'm like, oh, 00:13:19.299 --> 00:13:25.250 boy. Sequel. Enjoy, folks. We'll catch you later 00:13:25.250 --> 00:13:27.710 on. I'm just happy you didn't report me to my 00:13:27.710 --> 00:13:30.610 superior. There is nothing wrong with this podcast. 00:13:31.490 --> 00:13:35.409 Do not attempt to adjust the volume. Hello and 00:13:35.409 --> 00:13:38.049 welcome back into our studio. This is Studio 00:13:38.049 --> 00:13:41.610 2009. You are here on the Geekcast Radio Network 00:13:41.610 --> 00:13:43.789 with us. I am, of course, TF2 at Mike. Joining 00:13:43.789 --> 00:13:47.210 me is Dave Draper. Hello, sir. How are you? I'm 00:13:47.210 --> 00:13:49.570 well. How are you? Pretty good. Pretty good. 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:53.360 Today we continue on in our journey as we put 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.799 our trench coats on and jump back in time with 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:58.899 Columbo. These are the Columbo files here inside 00:13:58.899 --> 00:14:01.440 Studio 2009, and as always, starting at the beginning, 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:05.940 going forward in order. I'm watching on 2BTV, 00:14:06.220 --> 00:14:10.080 Dave has the Complete Series DVD set, and today 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:14.120 is Season 3, Episode 2, and we are stuck in the 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:18.639 annual port in a storm. Which apparently I missed 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:21.000 the whole double entendre because I am not a 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:25.440 wine connoisseur. I was raised on beer. Like 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:30.120 Columbo. Well, he mentions that he got to stomp 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:32.240 on the grapes and they had some wine. His dad 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:37.539 was a tail gunner on a beer truck. Yep. Doing 00:14:37.539 --> 00:14:44.659 probation. Yep. Absolutely. This was fun. I love 00:14:44.659 --> 00:14:47.570 this episode. Okay, good, because, like, your 00:14:47.570 --> 00:14:51.029 response to the thing before we started recording 00:14:51.029 --> 00:14:54.809 was a little kind of nebulous. Oh, really? Yeah, 00:14:54.909 --> 00:14:59.529 and I kind of, like, because this apparently 00:14:59.529 --> 00:15:02.210 is Peter Falk's favorite episode. Yeah. I sent 00:15:02.210 --> 00:15:03.269 you a little thing about that, and I was like, 00:15:03.409 --> 00:15:04.950 oh, you didn't like that one? I thought it was 00:15:04.950 --> 00:15:08.750 a really fun episode. I thought Donald Pleasance 00:15:08.750 --> 00:15:13.909 was a great, was really game. You know, connecting 00:15:13.909 --> 00:15:15.789 with our previous episode, another horror icon. 00:15:16.029 --> 00:15:19.110 Although he wasn't one yet. Yes. It would be 00:15:19.110 --> 00:15:21.370 another five years before he visited Haddonfield, 00:15:21.470 --> 00:15:29.370 Illinois. Yes, exactly. I love the pause where 00:15:29.370 --> 00:15:34.870 you're like, huh? On Halloween. Oh, yeah. I don't 00:15:34.870 --> 00:15:42.139 do horror, man. I respect the genre, and I respect 00:15:42.139 --> 00:15:47.220 and admire the people who love the genre. I don't 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:49.679 do horror, and I don't do slasher films. But 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:52.220 you know what? I know my history, and I know 00:15:52.220 --> 00:15:57.019 the iconic ones. Yeah, I know the iconic ones 00:15:57.019 --> 00:16:02.899 sort of adjacently. Like, you know, horror to 00:16:02.899 --> 00:16:11.220 me is that adjacent area right over there. so 00:16:11.220 --> 00:16:16.799 yeah but no no no i i like this episode again 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:21.879 but i like okay i like this more than i like 00:16:21.879 --> 00:16:27.120 the first episode we've said this a dozen times 00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:29.159 but we'll record two episodes in a day so yep 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:31.799 I see he's an Italian, and we Italians, we've 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:34.779 got to stick together. Anyway, any old port in 00:16:34.779 --> 00:16:38.200 a storm, you sent, what did you send me? You 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:42.700 sent me, do you know where he explains why it's 00:16:42.700 --> 00:16:45.179 his favorite episode? No, I sent you a clip, 00:16:45.379 --> 00:16:49.159 or not a clip, but like a screenshot from a very 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:53.220 click -baity article where he talks about why 00:16:53.220 --> 00:16:54.519 it's his favorite episode. And then I sent you, 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:57.889 there's a guy in, Sweden, I want to say, who 00:16:57.889 --> 00:17:01.190 takes clips from stuff, specifically Columbo 00:17:01.190 --> 00:17:04.589 and Red Letter Media, which is like, you know, 00:17:04.589 --> 00:17:06.750 just add Jurassic Park and you've got my perfect 00:17:06.750 --> 00:17:09.230 Venn diagram. And he makes weird little music 00:17:09.230 --> 00:17:12.529 videos out of, like, random clips. So there's 00:17:12.529 --> 00:17:16.190 a line at the very end of the episode where Donald 00:17:16.190 --> 00:17:19.730 Pleasance flips out and goes, this liquid filth. 00:17:20.049 --> 00:17:23.150 Yes. The whole music video about the liquid filth. 00:17:23.470 --> 00:17:32.609 Yes. Yeah, Noiseland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what 00:17:32.609 --> 00:17:38.250 Columbo had said in the blurb was that even though 00:17:38.250 --> 00:17:41.990 the character, what Fox said about Columbo, even 00:17:41.990 --> 00:17:43.869 though the character was always disheveled and 00:17:43.869 --> 00:17:46.549 whatever else, he always had high respect and 00:17:46.549 --> 00:17:50.960 praise for the higher. The finer things in life. 00:17:51.019 --> 00:17:53.220 Like, the guy likes the finer things in life. 00:17:53.299 --> 00:17:57.240 He just doesn't think he needs, you know, like, 00:17:57.380 --> 00:18:01.779 he's a simple man, man. Yeah, and it's, this 00:18:01.779 --> 00:18:05.559 is, there's actually a lot going on in this episode. 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:07.839 Yes. First of all, it's the first appearance 00:18:07.839 --> 00:18:12.319 of this old man, which is kind of, like, unofficially 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:15.319 Columbo's theme song. This old man, he plays 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.319 one, he plays knick -knack on his thumb. Yep. 00:18:18.250 --> 00:18:19.950 This is the first time you hear that, and I was 00:18:19.950 --> 00:18:23.910 like, I knew that it was there somewhere. What 00:18:23.910 --> 00:18:29.190 really blew my mind was we get multiple mentions 00:18:29.190 --> 00:18:33.349 of the wife. Yes. And we get mentions of a child? 00:18:34.269 --> 00:18:39.109 I was like, wait, what? That was my last note. 00:18:39.170 --> 00:18:41.750 Literally, I stopped taking notes after he says 00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:44.900 my wife and my kid. I'm like, wait. He mentioned 00:18:44.900 --> 00:18:47.960 babysitter. First he said, I'll go with you guys, 00:18:48.019 --> 00:18:50.000 but I've got to get a babysitter. I'm like, for 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.640 what? And then later he mentions he does have 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:56.680 a kid. I'm like, holy cats. Yeah, I was like, 00:18:56.819 --> 00:19:10.000 huh? Yeah. No, this one was so good. And my biggest 00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:13.420 sticking point for this entire episode up until... 00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:19.160 poor rick gets thrown off a cliff i swear to 00:19:19.160 --> 00:19:24.599 god after he gets hit after the wine snob hit 00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:26.880 half brother okay let's let's let's set up the 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:29.380 episode real quick um because i know what you're 00:19:29.380 --> 00:19:32.140 gonna say and so it takes place in the cassini 00:19:32.140 --> 00:19:36.339 winery yeah and donald pleases plays uh the guy 00:19:36.339 --> 00:19:38.819 who so he runs the winery but he doesn't own 00:19:38.819 --> 00:19:42.619 it his half brother rick owns it But like their 00:19:42.619 --> 00:19:48.200 father established the winery. Yep. And it's 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:50.259 Adrian, right? Adrian Cassini is Donald Pleasance. 00:19:50.380 --> 00:19:53.279 He runs the winery. He's a he's a wine snob. 00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:56.799 He got all the money in the will. And Rick, the 00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:02.039 half brother, got the actual land. And Rick is. 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:06.559 I mean, it's interesting. He's kind of like they're 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:09.660 both kind of flawed. And Rick has decided he's 00:20:09.660 --> 00:20:13.539 going to sell the land. to uh what was the minari 00:20:13.539 --> 00:20:17.720 brothers yeah um basically to like guys who make 00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:21.859 wine no that's not box wine and and adrian is 00:20:21.859 --> 00:20:25.440 an uber wine snob i mean he there's literally 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.920 a line about how he won't steal he'll he'll vent 00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:31.910 10 bottles and never sell them Well, I didn't 00:20:31.910 --> 00:20:35.450 say the Scolari. God. Not the Scolari, brother. 00:20:35.670 --> 00:20:41.750 I didn't say they were snobs. Adrian is the snob. 00:20:41.750 --> 00:20:44.890 I called them slobs because he calls them slobs 00:20:44.890 --> 00:20:48.269 because that's the thing. To him, they are lower 00:20:48.269 --> 00:20:51.609 class. They are people he doesn't like. They're 00:20:51.609 --> 00:20:54.269 box wine guys. Yeah. He says, like, what, like 00:20:54.269 --> 00:20:57.180 23 cents a gallon? I can't remember the actual 00:20:57.180 --> 00:21:01.859 price, but yeah, they're the cheapo wine guys 00:21:01.859 --> 00:21:05.200 that sort of crank him out. And he freaks out 00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:09.579 and he clocks his brother with something. We 00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:12.640 have a debate. Neither one of us was apparently 00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:14.900 paying enough attention. I thought it was a phone. 00:21:15.500 --> 00:21:17.460 You thought it was a vase. I don't think it was 00:21:17.460 --> 00:21:21.930 a vase because I didn't hear it break. I don't 00:21:21.930 --> 00:21:25.710 know what it was. All I know is that scene when 00:21:25.710 --> 00:21:28.849 Adrian clocks his brother with whatever blunt 00:21:28.849 --> 00:21:33.210 force object that it is, it just reminds, like, 00:21:33.289 --> 00:21:36.569 what I said was to you off air, I said, it's 00:21:36.569 --> 00:21:39.470 like, you know, Colonel Mustard in the library 00:21:39.470 --> 00:21:42.950 with the candlestick. It literally reminded me 00:21:42.950 --> 00:21:47.029 of Clue, that scene, because after he hits his 00:21:47.029 --> 00:21:50.920 brother, I swear to God. And I have the audio. 00:21:51.619 --> 00:21:54.900 You think I'm going to let some ignorant Neapolitan 00:21:54.900 --> 00:21:58.720 turn it into a wild heaven? I don't think you 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:15.660 have any choice. Yes, I do. He's still alive. 00:22:16.259 --> 00:22:19.180 Yeah. He is still alive. That's the whole thing. 00:22:19.529 --> 00:22:22.630 Like, if you pay attention to the dialogue, he 00:22:22.630 --> 00:22:27.349 has, like, a wine cellar, wine vault. Yes. And 00:22:27.349 --> 00:22:31.250 he drags his brother into the wine vault. And 00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:32.430 there's this whole thing we're kind of skipping. 00:22:32.910 --> 00:22:34.710 There are some other snobs there who are going 00:22:34.710 --> 00:22:38.710 to make him wine snob of the year. And his secretary 00:22:38.710 --> 00:22:40.089 is kind of coming in and out. And this is all 00:22:40.089 --> 00:22:42.289 taking place on a Sunday. And he's trying to, 00:22:42.289 --> 00:22:44.869 like, dance around these guys. It's like a 70s. 00:22:45.659 --> 00:22:47.640 where the guy's dating two girls at once. It's 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.720 like, I'm trying to do my Adrian Cassini stuff 00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:52.200 and also murder this guy. He knocks him out and 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:53.880 he drags him into the wine vault and he turns 00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:56.779 off the air conditioning. This is central to 00:22:56.779 --> 00:22:59.160 the plot. Air conditioning and like the moisturizer 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:01.720 and he ties his brother up and then leaves him 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.660 in the vault and then he goes off to New York 00:23:03.660 --> 00:23:05.660 for like a week. And when he comes back, you 00:23:05.660 --> 00:23:07.039 can tell that the brother had been thrashing 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:12.000 around before he died. They leave on a Sunday. 00:23:13.579 --> 00:23:15.859 The coroner eventually establishes that the guy 00:23:15.859 --> 00:23:21.140 died on a Tuesday, and then he's into scuba diving, 00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:23.640 and he's got a fancy sports car, the brother. 00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:27.660 So Adrian, like, loads up the body. He's dragging 00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:30.400 his body around, which I said off air, reminds 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.079 me of the Martin Landau episode where, like, 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:35.319 one man could not carry an old man body around, 00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:37.980 but, like, poor little, portly Donald Pleasence 00:23:37.980 --> 00:23:40.319 is carrying this big, muscly goon around all 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:42.660 over the place. He puts him in the scuba gear. 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:45.019 And chucks him off a cliff and leaves the car. 00:23:45.619 --> 00:23:48.000 Yeah. Now, it's also important that the car is 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:50.619 a convertible. Yes. Because on the day that he 00:23:50.619 --> 00:23:53.259 died, I think either the day he died or the day 00:23:53.259 --> 00:23:55.579 after. But one of the days of the week that the 00:23:55.579 --> 00:23:56.660 car was supposed to be sitting there with his 00:23:56.660 --> 00:23:59.019 top off, it rained. No, the day he was supposed 00:23:59.019 --> 00:24:02.460 to be diving, it rained. Yeah, yeah. It was Thursday, 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:04.940 the blah -biddy -blah -blah -blah. But it was 00:24:04.940 --> 00:24:08.299 a Thursday, I think. So that's part of it because 00:24:08.299 --> 00:24:10.299 this car has, like, blush carpeting for some 00:24:10.299 --> 00:24:15.200 reason. Yep. 70s. So the whole thing is he was 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:20.299 alive when he was left in the vault. They specifically 00:24:20.299 --> 00:24:23.500 show him breathing on purpose to establish that 00:24:23.500 --> 00:24:27.519 Donald Pleasant let him die. That was one of 00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:30.400 the plot points was that the coroner goes, he 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:32.880 hasn't eaten for two days before he died. And 00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:35.799 Columbo asks the fiance, was he like that? Was 00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:39.140 he on a weird fat diet? Like, yeah. No, it's 00:24:39.140 --> 00:24:43.160 actually kind of gruesome in a way. Very. And 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:45.839 then the whole thing is, during the time that 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.720 they're gone, there was like a heat wave. There 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:51.579 was like a really super hot day. And because 00:24:51.579 --> 00:24:53.240 he had the air conditioning turn off in the vault, 00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:58.000 all the wine spoil. Yep. But he's gone, so he 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:03.240 doesn't know that happened. Yep. Because Columbo. 00:25:04.279 --> 00:25:08.079 Goes in there and gets a bottle of his wine and 00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:12.059 takes it to the restaurant. Oh, man. I love this 00:25:12.059 --> 00:25:15.920 episode. At the end, the whole thing is Columbo 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.380 goes, I'm real sorry that I've been bugging you 00:25:17.380 --> 00:25:20.319 all this time. Let's go and I'll take you out 00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:22.019 to the nicest restaurant in town. I'll pay for 00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:31.759 everything. And part of it was that during the 00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:34.329 establishing of the vault. Columbo is like, are 00:25:34.329 --> 00:25:36.890 you sure you can't get locked in here? And Pleasance 00:25:36.890 --> 00:25:39.230 goes full ham. He's like, I'm going to go outside. 00:25:39.390 --> 00:25:42.410 I'm going to close the door and let you figure 00:25:42.410 --> 00:25:44.710 out how to escape. And when he does that, Columbo 00:25:44.710 --> 00:25:49.710 steals a bottle of the port. So like he's kind 00:25:49.710 --> 00:25:52.289 of been planning, which is weird that he was 00:25:52.289 --> 00:25:56.930 planning this final solution all along. But like 00:25:56.930 --> 00:25:58.789 he did establish before he goes into the vault 00:25:58.789 --> 00:26:00.650 that he talked to his wife and was like, you 00:26:00.650 --> 00:26:01.910 remember that day that was really, really hot? 00:26:01.990 --> 00:26:06.710 What day was that? Um, so, and then at the end 00:26:06.710 --> 00:26:10.329 he is, he, as a gesture of goodwill, he takes 00:26:10.329 --> 00:26:13.190 him out to dinner and then he has the wine guy. 00:26:13.289 --> 00:26:15.430 I think it's Somalia. I might be wrong on that. 00:26:15.890 --> 00:26:19.490 I am not cultured. Um, but it has him bring this 00:26:19.490 --> 00:26:21.410 one port. And of course Donald is like, Oh, that's 00:26:21.410 --> 00:26:23.029 a really rare port. I have one of those myself. 00:26:24.170 --> 00:26:26.490 And then they, they, they drink the wine and 00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:29.670 like, uh, the, the secretary and Columbo are 00:26:29.670 --> 00:26:31.690 both like, Yeah, this is pretty good. And he's 00:26:31.690 --> 00:26:33.309 like, this is terrible. It's spoiled. It's ruined. 00:26:33.710 --> 00:26:37.329 An exciting meal has been ruined by this liquid 00:26:37.329 --> 00:26:43.089 filth. And then he kind of, somewhere, they mention, 00:26:43.250 --> 00:26:45.769 oh, yeah. Somewhere it clicks in his head. Oh, 00:26:45.890 --> 00:26:47.509 okay, so it was really hot this one day when 00:26:47.509 --> 00:26:50.750 I was gone. My wine's all spoiled. It's going 00:26:50.750 --> 00:26:52.450 to let them know that I turned off the air conditioning 00:26:52.450 --> 00:26:55.730 in my vault. So it ends with him at that same 00:26:55.730 --> 00:26:58.509 cliff, I guess, throwing bottles of his wine. 00:26:59.369 --> 00:27:01.690 spoiled wine into the ocean and then colombo's 00:27:01.690 --> 00:27:02.990 there because colombo knew that's what he was 00:27:02.990 --> 00:27:12.269 going to do yep this was so fun again you got 00:27:12.269 --> 00:27:16.349 your normal standard plot of okay they're technically 00:27:16.349 --> 00:27:18.789 half brothers but let's just say brother versus 00:27:18.789 --> 00:27:21.569 brother one wants to do one thing the other one 00:27:21.569 --> 00:27:23.789 wants to do the other thing the other one doesn't 00:27:23.789 --> 00:27:26.569 want to do And of course, one's going to kill 00:27:26.569 --> 00:27:28.890 the other one. So that way, the one that wants 00:27:28.890 --> 00:27:33.049 to get his way can get it very literally pinky 00:27:33.049 --> 00:27:38.450 in the air is Adrian kind of person like has 00:27:38.450 --> 00:27:43.809 to have everything his way. Yada, yada, yada. 00:27:43.970 --> 00:27:46.730 Well, there's a line about dad gave us something 00:27:46.730 --> 00:27:49.609 and his his mother was English and gave him the 00:27:49.609 --> 00:27:58.930 breeding. Yes. Yeah. And. And again, it just... 00:27:58.930 --> 00:28:08.890 I wish... Okay, we all know writing for television, 00:28:08.910 --> 00:28:12.549 for movies, is a huge part of it, obviously. 00:28:12.609 --> 00:28:14.710 People have to create the stories, they have 00:28:14.710 --> 00:28:16.369 to create the characters, and then the actors 00:28:16.369 --> 00:28:19.170 get to bring the characters to life. Everybody 00:28:19.170 --> 00:28:24.349 but Hollywood producers. Okay. Yes, yes. Sorry, 00:28:24.450 --> 00:28:27.130 a little cynical there. Uh -huh. I understand. 00:28:28.450 --> 00:28:30.950 My whole point in even saying any of that is 00:28:30.950 --> 00:28:37.089 that I wish writing today was as good as... Yes, 00:28:37.130 --> 00:28:40.150 some of this, some of Columbo has been very predictable 00:28:40.150 --> 00:28:42.950 because we've seen, like, Columbo's over 50 years 00:28:42.950 --> 00:28:46.569 old. We get it. Okay, fine. It is what it is. 00:28:46.769 --> 00:28:51.230 But, man, if he isn't one of the, if not the 00:28:51.230 --> 00:28:55.519 best... television detective characters that 00:28:55.519 --> 00:29:00.920 have ever existed. Just everything in... Even 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:02.980 the last episode, even though I didn't generally 00:29:02.980 --> 00:29:07.500 like the overall episode, I still like watching 00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:12.220 how he is in these episodes. But this episode 00:29:12.220 --> 00:29:19.900 has a villain you love to hate, has a half -brother 00:29:19.900 --> 00:29:23.089 character that... You don't really get attached 00:29:23.089 --> 00:29:26.069 to, but you kind of feel sorry for, because obviously 00:29:26.069 --> 00:29:29.910 the poor schmuck got murdered. But you kind of 00:29:29.910 --> 00:29:32.369 get to know how different he was to his half 00:29:32.369 --> 00:29:37.450 -brother. And then you get the secretary. So 00:29:37.450 --> 00:29:40.950 you got her. I remember her being a bigger deal 00:29:40.950 --> 00:29:44.410 than she turned out to be. At the very end, she 00:29:44.410 --> 00:29:47.329 has figured out something happened, and she lies 00:29:47.329 --> 00:29:50.329 to Columbo and then tries to manipulate Adrian. 00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:53.119 into being something a little bit more than just 00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:57.559 a secretary. Yes. Yeah, that doesn't work out 00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:01.279 for her. Well, it's because Adrian gets caught 00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:02.839 and he's kind of like, he literally says it's 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.160 kind of a relief because actually her name is 00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:09.119 literally Karen. Yeah. Karen was putting the 00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:10.880 thumbscrews to me. She was quite the little Iron 00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:15.400 Maiden. Yes, yes, she was. Karen, one might say. 00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:21.109 And this was obviously before the whole. Yeah, 00:30:21.130 --> 00:30:27.150 yeah. Obviously, 50 years before. Yeah, yeah. 00:30:27.430 --> 00:30:29.490 I'm just that's why it was funny and ironic that 00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:33.690 that was her name. Yes, absolutely. I don't I 00:30:33.690 --> 00:30:36.569 always think of Becky's when I think of that 00:30:36.569 --> 00:30:43.069 kind of character, because, yeah, boy, you ain't 00:30:43.069 --> 00:30:46.849 never seen a woman so angry than you would see 00:30:46.849 --> 00:30:49.890 my wife at the mention of her name was Karen. 00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:53.500 And she was nothing like how that personality 00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:57.299 is. It's like, oh, boy. And every time they brought 00:30:57.299 --> 00:31:01.740 it up, she would demand to see the... No. It's 00:31:01.740 --> 00:31:06.539 a joke. I know. I know. But no. Pretty easy one. 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:10.200 Yeah, I don't know. I know. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:13.980 No, no. Also, does she have the hair? Karen doesn't 00:31:13.980 --> 00:31:16.779 have the hair. On the show, the character Karen 00:31:16.779 --> 00:31:18.720 does not have the hair. She's got, like, long... 00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:24.759 Sissy Spacek coal miner's daughter hair, which 00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:28.599 I think was a big 70s thing. My Karen had Cousin 00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:33.819 It hair. Which is kind of like TV Karen. but 00:31:33.819 --> 00:31:37.599 her personality was nothing like no no no obviously 00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:40.619 no no i know i don't know i know i'm just saying 00:31:40.619 --> 00:31:44.400 like every time like when that whole thing started 00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:47.579 my first thought was wait a minute i thought 00:31:47.579 --> 00:31:51.079 we used to call this the way that this personality 00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:54.900 thing was wasn't that becky from the old becky 00:31:54.900 --> 00:31:58.579 like and i don't know why i had to whatever and 00:31:58.579 --> 00:32:02.940 and she would just go oh like she's like i'm 00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:10.619 nothing it's kind of like um another thing that 00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:14.740 has happened in hollywood lately or not necessarily 00:32:14.740 --> 00:32:19.420 lately but um in the past um the slap heard around 00:32:19.420 --> 00:32:23.690 the world yeah Keep your wife's, my wife's name 00:32:23.690 --> 00:32:26.650 out your mouth. I swear, every time she would 00:32:26.650 --> 00:32:29.410 hear, she's like, keep my name out your mouth. 00:32:29.809 --> 00:32:33.170 Oh, boy. That's hilarious. But, yeah, no, she 00:32:33.170 --> 00:32:37.210 turns out to be. Quite the little Iron Maiden, 00:32:37.269 --> 00:32:45.009 as Adrian says. Yes. And that, luckily, he gets 00:32:45.009 --> 00:32:49.009 caught before anything happens to her. Ooh, yeah. 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.400 Like a lot of times in Columbo episodes, finding 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:55.039 out the guy did it is not the best. Letting the 00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:56.960 guy know that you know you did it is not the 00:32:56.960 --> 00:33:00.400 best move. No. As we found out in the last episode. 00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:04.740 Yeah. Exactly. Well, again, this was like both 00:33:04.740 --> 00:33:06.799 of the ones we've talked about today, and I realize 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:08.839 there are two different episodes for the listeners, 00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:13.640 feel more like passion isn't the right word, 00:33:13.779 --> 00:33:17.740 but like crime to passion. Yeah. And usually 00:33:17.740 --> 00:33:22.299 a lot of Columbos, traditionally have the elaborate 00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:25.200 scheme that the killer has already come up with. 00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:27.660 And part of the intro is to establish why he 00:33:27.660 --> 00:33:30.740 wants to enact the scheme. Yeah. Very mousetrappy. 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.539 Whereas in these two, it's been someone provoked 00:33:34.539 --> 00:33:39.319 you and you lashed out. Yeah. And then you kind 00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.240 of, well, she didn't really come up with a scheme 00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:44.279 for Martin Sheen, but yeah, Adrian comes up with 00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:47.160 a pretty elaborate scheme to get rid of his brother. 00:33:47.500 --> 00:33:51.410 Yeah. Very elaborate. And I didn't even realize 00:33:51.410 --> 00:33:54.849 that was a scuba suit that he put him in. I thought 00:33:54.849 --> 00:34:00.549 he put him in two trash bags. Oh. I didn't even 00:34:00.549 --> 00:34:04.289 realize it was the scuba suit. Yeah, no, I kept 00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:07.450 looking. I kept looking at the body in the water, 00:34:07.470 --> 00:34:10.409 and I'm like, he put him in two trash bags. Well, 00:34:10.409 --> 00:34:11.829 even when he was in the water, because you see 00:34:11.829 --> 00:34:16.650 the tank. Yeah, I know. All I kept seeing was 00:34:16.650 --> 00:34:22.659 the black part of the stuff. I don't know. But, 00:34:22.659 --> 00:34:26.619 yeah, no, this one was so fun. I really enjoyed 00:34:26.619 --> 00:34:29.400 this. I mean, it really sort of does highlight 00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:31.760 that the guest star really makes a difference 00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:35.699 because he brings a lot of character and personality 00:34:35.699 --> 00:34:39.539 to the role. Yep. And, you know, I think it gives 00:34:39.539 --> 00:34:42.860 Columbo something to add. This was very classic, 00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:46.159 traditional, what you think of with Columbo, 00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:48.340 where, like, you know. Because he's actually, 00:34:48.420 --> 00:34:50.760 throughout the entire, even at the very end, 00:34:50.900 --> 00:34:53.719 I love how at the very end, well, there's the 00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:56.099 little bits between them where he's like, was 00:34:56.099 --> 00:34:57.940 that day that it was really hot, was that a record? 00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:01.159 I would have liked it to have been a record. 00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:05.300 And they stop right at the end of the winery, 00:35:05.300 --> 00:35:07.639 and they have a little dessert wine. It's just 00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:09.539 this weird little kindness that Columbo shows 00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:11.900 to this guy, because I think he genuinely likes 00:35:11.900 --> 00:35:17.380 him, but he undid a bad thing. Yeah, Columbo, 00:35:17.500 --> 00:35:22.739 the way the TV show goes, it's weird. Certain 00:35:22.739 --> 00:35:25.119 criminals are treated a certain way. Other criminals 00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:29.059 are treated a certain way. I think a lot of it 00:35:29.059 --> 00:35:31.679 depends on how they react around Columbo. Right, 00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:35.320 but normally something like this, you would have... 00:35:36.460 --> 00:35:39.719 at least one officer there to take the criminal 00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:44.360 away to like this is just hey let's let's get 00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:46.360 in my like literally he doesn't even handcuff 00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:48.519 him let's get in my car let's have some dessert 00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:51.800 wine and then you're going to jail like we know 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:55.280 the guy's gonna go to jail obviously hello because 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.119 you can't just like Columbo's not a corrupt cop. 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:02.260 We know that, obviously. But it's one of those 00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:04.880 things where I think that over three seasons 00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:08.400 so far of this television show, yes, every criminal 00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:11.159 is a different case and every criminal is a different 00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:15.039 circumstance, but... I think sometimes some of 00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.980 them need to have some sort of similarity to 00:36:17.980 --> 00:36:20.480 them. This one was fine. This one, it is what 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:23.119 it is. But I just noticed, like, he basically 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.840 has no other officers with him. I think he has 00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:29.219 his sergeant with him. Not when he arrests him. 00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:32.159 Not when he arrests him? Okay. No, he's all by 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.340 himself. Because they're in the Peugeot, which 00:36:34.340 --> 00:36:36.599 I don't think it has room for three people. No, 00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:40.420 it doesn't. Which is funny because the Peugeot 00:36:40.420 --> 00:36:44.769 shows up earlier in the episode. It was before 00:36:44.769 --> 00:36:47.989 he was on the phone with his wife. Yeah, it was 00:36:47.989 --> 00:36:49.769 when they drive up to the thing and he sees a 00:36:49.769 --> 00:36:52.309 sports car. Yes, yes, yes. He drives up and he 00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:55.869 sees a sports car. And they start talking about 00:36:55.869 --> 00:37:01.929 the cars. The line I wrote down is a line from 00:37:01.929 --> 00:37:11.260 30 years ago. The car. Chicks dig the car. It 00:37:11.260 --> 00:37:13.179 was the only thing I could think of because it's 00:37:13.179 --> 00:37:15.719 from Batman Forever because that movie is 30 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:19.760 years old this year. And then what was funny 00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:22.260 to me is he's on the phone with his wife after 00:37:22.260 --> 00:37:25.579 that scene. She reminds him that when he goes 00:37:25.579 --> 00:37:27.940 to the store, get a head of lettuce and two quarts 00:37:27.940 --> 00:37:32.559 of milk. Yep. He says, OK, thank you. And he 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:35.460 hangs up. They don't. I don't say I love you. 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.480 Yeah. Obviously, we don't hear her into the conversation. 00:37:39.659 --> 00:37:41.900 I don't know what she said, but he doesn't say, 00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:46.179 I love you. I was like, wait, what? Wait a minute. 00:37:46.260 --> 00:37:49.679 This is your wife. Come on now. Maybe agreeing 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.559 to buy a head of lettuce and two quarts of milk 00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:57.019 is his love language. Maybe. That struck me as 00:37:57.019 --> 00:38:01.099 weird, too. Yeah. And then, like we already mentioned. 00:38:01.809 --> 00:38:05.829 My wife and my kid. I was like, whoa, okay, I 00:38:05.829 --> 00:38:07.789 know you mentioned babysitter the whole time. 00:38:07.949 --> 00:38:11.110 I don't think he mentioned. The thing is, I don't 00:38:11.110 --> 00:38:14.570 think he actually mentioned his kid outright. 00:38:14.789 --> 00:38:16.809 He just talked about a babysitter. He couldn't 00:38:16.809 --> 00:38:20.530 get a babysitter. And the presumption was, well, 00:38:20.590 --> 00:38:22.849 obviously that was for a kid. Right, but no, 00:38:22.989 --> 00:38:27.070 he does say it. I wrote it down. I don't remember 00:38:27.070 --> 00:38:28.650 him actually mentioning his child. I remember 00:38:28.650 --> 00:38:30.349 him mentioning his wife and not being able to 00:38:30.349 --> 00:38:33.070 get a babysitter. I've got the audio. We'll see 00:38:33.070 --> 00:38:36.429 what's in the, but I don't remember what, right. 00:38:36.530 --> 00:38:39.489 What I remember is, and you could, you normally, 00:38:39.650 --> 00:38:41.510 I would say you're right. Cause maybe it's, Hey, 00:38:41.510 --> 00:38:43.550 it's uncle Columbo. Maybe it's one of his nieces 00:38:43.550 --> 00:38:46.610 or nephews. It was clearly supposed to be his. 00:38:46.670 --> 00:38:49.909 What I'm saying is everything made it clear that 00:38:49.909 --> 00:38:53.710 there was a child in their home. Yes. But I don't 00:38:53.710 --> 00:38:55.909 think he ever actually specifically mentioned, 00:38:56.130 --> 00:38:59.699 specifically said his child. Like he talked about 00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:01.940 a babysitter in a way that you would trying to 00:39:01.940 --> 00:39:04.099 get one for a child, but he never actually said 00:39:04.099 --> 00:39:07.440 my kid. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't 00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.000 think he did. I might be wrong. I could be wrong, 00:39:09.059 --> 00:39:11.840 but like, I remember kind of, cause obviously 00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:14.619 even though I've watched all these, I was like, 00:39:14.659 --> 00:39:17.440 wait, what? Yeah. I was like, wait, that's why 00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:20.579 I wrote it. Literally. I wrote it down as quote, 00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:24.760 my wife and my kid. I was like, he actually, 00:39:24.900 --> 00:39:29.539 Whoa, wait a minute. Huh? But I'll go back in 00:39:29.539 --> 00:39:32.840 the audio when I edit the episode, and I'll see 00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.619 what the tail of the tape says. Because I remember 00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.440 thinking at the time, because, you know, 2025 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.840 is like, yeah, obviously in the 70s it wasn't 00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:43.440 like this. I know it wasn't like this in the 00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:45.539 70s, but, like, you know, it's like, well, maybe 00:39:45.539 --> 00:39:49.820 it was for his dog. No. Or, you know, well, I 00:39:49.820 --> 00:39:57.139 mean. No. I don't think the dog is... I know, 00:39:57.739 --> 00:39:59.940 absolutely. I was making a joke about the fact 00:39:59.940 --> 00:40:02.079 that obviously it's not Forrest's dog or his 00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:06.699 master. Yes, absolutely. Anything else with this 00:40:06.699 --> 00:40:10.460 one? No, this was a good one. I mean, they're 00:40:10.460 --> 00:40:13.039 all good ones, but this one really hit on all 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:20.320 thrusters. Absolutely. 100%. Okay, so we haven't 00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:24.360 done this in a little while. Did the show keep 00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:28.400 your interest throughout? Yes. Yep, absolutely. 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.460 Are we itching to watch the next episode now? 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:35.039 Yeah. Kind of, yeah. Yep. Yes, we will recommend 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:39.699 this show to people, obviously. And the overall 00:40:39.699 --> 00:40:42.820 grade, what are we going to give Any Old Port 00:40:42.820 --> 00:40:46.559 in a Storm? I mean, I've sort of set myself up 00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:48.820 that there are certain conditions for a 5, so 00:40:48.820 --> 00:40:52.519 I'm going to say 4 .5. It's pretty close. The 00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:56.820 appearance of this old man made me really happy 00:40:56.820 --> 00:40:59.400 because that's the Columboism. The thing about 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.019 the kid just blew my mind because I don't remember 00:41:02.019 --> 00:41:04.460 that ever coming up before or since. And then, 00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:08.500 like, I keep wanting to say Loomis. Donald Pleasence 00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:11.440 was great. He was a lot of fun in that role. 00:41:11.980 --> 00:41:16.940 Yeah. Well, unlike you, I don't need the dog 00:41:16.940 --> 00:41:18.780 to give it a five, so I'm going to give it a 00:41:18.780 --> 00:41:23.889 five. Hey, that's right. He does have a dog with 00:41:23.889 --> 00:41:26.289 clearly a lot of medical needs because he's always 00:41:26.289 --> 00:41:31.710 at the vet. That's true. Oh, man. I could see 00:41:31.710 --> 00:41:35.010 a detective comedy series with the dog, the vet, 00:41:35.010 --> 00:41:38.650 and Columbo. That would be an interesting Three's 00:41:38.650 --> 00:41:44.960 Company episode. I would bet money that there's 00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:46.900 a series of books that are almost exactly like 00:41:46.900 --> 00:41:49.380 that. I know there's the cat one that was really 00:41:49.380 --> 00:41:52.960 successful. So I'm sure somebody did one with 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:55.960 dogs. The cat who did this, the cat. And then 00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:58.599 the thing is, there are two cats. One cat has 00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.780 weird, almost mystical powers, and the other 00:42:00.780 --> 00:42:03.880 cat's just a normal cat. Oh, wow. My mother loved 00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:08.710 mysteries. So she read all these books. Very 00:42:08.710 --> 00:42:11.250 cool, very cool. All right, folks. Well, I think 00:42:11.250 --> 00:42:12.670 that's going to do it for us. We're going to 00:42:12.670 --> 00:42:14.369 head to a quick ad break. You're going to hear 00:42:14.369 --> 00:42:16.429 some podcast ads and some other stuff. We'll 00:42:16.429 --> 00:42:18.829 come back to close the show right after this. 00:42:19.030 --> 00:42:29.449 Okay. Thank you very much. Excuse me. My name 00:42:29.449 --> 00:42:32.769 is Lieutenant Columbo. I'm with the Los Angeles 00:42:32.769 --> 00:42:36.030 Police Department, and I need a little help. 00:42:38.090 --> 00:42:40.190 Can anybody here tell me that it rained last 00:42:40.190 --> 00:42:44.949 Tuesday? Hello, geeks and geekettes! 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Trying to make our 00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:41.619 spot sound more exciting by adding explosions. 00:48:42.260 --> 00:48:43.579 Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could have got the 00:48:43.579 --> 00:48:45.599 point across with sound effects. Not the real 00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:50.920 thing. Download the show on iTunes or at simplisticreviews 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:54.059 .blogspot .com. I'm sure your insurance company 00:48:54.059 --> 00:48:56.400 will cover that. No, they won't. No, they probably 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:59.780 won't. All right, folks. We are back here inside 00:48:59.780 --> 00:49:02.619 Studio 2009, only on the Geekcast Radio Network. 00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:06.519 Any final thoughts from you, sir, as we escape 00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:10.159 the annual port in a storm? No, I think it was 00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:14.500 a fun episode. I do like the scene. It was very 00:49:14.500 --> 00:49:18.019 interesting where Columbo goes to the wine store 00:49:18.019 --> 00:49:21.159 to learn about wine. Yes. The French guy. Yes. 00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:23.179 And I love the line about how you tell a good 00:49:23.179 --> 00:49:24.880 wine from a bad wine, and the guy goes, the price. 00:49:26.170 --> 00:49:29.949 yeah absolutely yeah and and we we also like 00:49:29.949 --> 00:49:32.329 he did we're always keeping track of whether 00:49:32.329 --> 00:49:34.750 or not he drank anything and he he took sips 00:49:34.750 --> 00:49:41.389 yeah which i understand and again maybe it's 00:49:41.389 --> 00:49:44.170 my own bias because i just assume most police 00:49:44.170 --> 00:49:47.349 officers don't well yeah they're not supposed 00:49:47.349 --> 00:49:51.440 to Drink on the job. Okay, I understand if you're 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:53.480 a police officer and you go home and you want 00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:56.000 to have a drink when you're not on duty. But 00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:58.579 when you're on duty, that's my thing. It isn't 00:49:58.579 --> 00:50:02.639 about whether they drink or not overall. It's 00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:05.760 about when they drink on duty. That's the thing. 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:08.980 Because every time I've ever heard on television 00:50:08.980 --> 00:50:12.119 or in real life a police officer say, no, I'm 00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:15.300 sorry, I'm on duty. I can't have a drink or I 00:50:15.300 --> 00:50:17.170 can't do this or I can't do that. Yeah, there's 00:50:17.170 --> 00:50:19.550 a lot of jobs that are like that where you're 00:50:19.550 --> 00:50:21.829 not supposed to. Ironically, they're all the 00:50:21.829 --> 00:50:25.730 high -stress ones. Well. Ironically, he said 00:50:25.730 --> 00:50:29.010 ironically. Yes, absolutely. Like pilot and doctor 00:50:29.010 --> 00:50:30.889 and firefighter. You're not supposed to drink 00:50:30.889 --> 00:50:33.369 on the job. Yeah, well. You're not really supposed 00:50:33.369 --> 00:50:35.329 to drink on the job with any job. But, you know, 00:50:35.530 --> 00:50:43.530 a few of them. Yeah, no, I, like, I don't. Okay, 00:50:43.650 --> 00:50:48.989 so. I don't drink myself. Um, me either. I, I 00:50:48.989 --> 00:50:52.210 sort of have a, and I, I will say that my understanding 00:50:52.210 --> 00:50:55.750 of wine culture is probably very biased based 00:50:55.750 --> 00:51:01.230 on media presentations. Like I, so, but I mean, 00:51:01.250 --> 00:51:03.210 it does seem like, like, yeah, he takes sips 00:51:03.210 --> 00:51:05.030 and that's, that's, that's what you do with, 00:51:05.090 --> 00:51:07.730 with fancy expensive wines. He takes sips. So 00:51:07.730 --> 00:51:11.610 I don't think he's a, Oh no. Yeah. I mean, I 00:51:11.610 --> 00:51:13.630 don't think he's a judgmental, you know, I don't 00:51:13.630 --> 00:51:15.429 know. But I mean, it is a thing that we keep 00:51:15.429 --> 00:51:17.650 track of. Because I remember there was one where 00:51:17.650 --> 00:51:19.429 he had a glass and he was playing around with 00:51:19.429 --> 00:51:21.210 it and he never drank it. And we're like, he 00:51:21.210 --> 00:51:26.309 never drank the booze. I wasn't saying, I don't 00:51:26.309 --> 00:51:28.010 think you've ever said that he can't go home 00:51:28.010 --> 00:51:31.110 and have a beer. It's just when we were sitting 00:51:31.110 --> 00:51:36.369 in a winery and he had a couple of zips. I don't 00:51:36.369 --> 00:51:38.809 think Adrian Carcini got the case thrown out 00:51:38.809 --> 00:51:43.619 on that grounds. No. You mentioned in the last 00:51:43.619 --> 00:51:46.880 one that you felt that some of the sets, some 00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:48.860 of the environments looked like a soundstage. 00:51:49.380 --> 00:51:54.119 Yeah. I will say that Adrian Cassini spent all 00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:56.519 this money on the wines, but man, those signs. 00:51:57.119 --> 00:52:00.300 Those signs for the vineyard, man. I could make 00:52:00.300 --> 00:52:03.920 those. Yeah. He paid his finest 12 -year -old 00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:07.340 to come up with the Cassini winery sign. Those 00:52:07.340 --> 00:52:18.650 look cheap. Very. Yeah. He'll pay $5 ,000 for 00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:21.389 a limited edition bottle of wine, but he can't 00:52:21.389 --> 00:52:25.489 pay at least $200 for a good sign. It's not a 00:52:25.489 --> 00:52:29.849 limited edition. It's not like Todd McFarlane 00:52:29.849 --> 00:52:32.349 just decided to only make a couple and release 00:52:32.349 --> 00:52:34.090 them through Walmart so nobody could find them. 00:52:34.309 --> 00:52:39.739 It was from, like, what? 30s or something. I'm 00:52:39.739 --> 00:52:41.679 sorry. I didn't use the correct terminology. 00:52:41.699 --> 00:52:43.900 I just thought it was cute that you used the 00:52:43.900 --> 00:52:49.780 collecting nerd terminology. To be fair, when 00:52:49.780 --> 00:52:54.360 he was talking about that scene where he's at 00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:56.880 the auction and he's like, I don't have the money 00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:58.940 for this, but I'm going to buy this bottle of 00:52:58.940 --> 00:53:03.260 wine anyway. I mean, as a guy with a basement 00:53:03.260 --> 00:53:08.300 full of toys? I'm connected with that. Yeah. 00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:11.199 It's just funny to me that you use the term limited. 00:53:11.340 --> 00:53:13.840 You use our collector nerd. He is a collector 00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:28.000 nerd, but he's a wine connoisseur. Yeah. But 00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.880 the point is, is that, you know, he'll spend 00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:35.940 $5 ,000 on a rare vintage, there you go, instead 00:53:35.940 --> 00:53:40.460 of, you know, spending $200 on a good sign. Yes. 00:53:42.300 --> 00:53:44.159 Well, and the brother, that's one of the things 00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:46.239 the brother's mad about, is that he burned through 00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:49.260 all the money being a snob instead of, like, 00:53:49.260 --> 00:53:54.920 kind of, you know. Yep. Which is why he has to 00:53:54.920 --> 00:53:59.860 sell to the... The brothers. Yep. Absolutely, 00:53:59.940 --> 00:54:02.239 absolutely. All right, folks. Thank you for joining 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:04.300 us here inside the studio. 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