WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.700 Hey, hey, hey, it's the Chaos Queen here, and 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:05.019 you're listening to the Geekcast Radio Network. 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:23.179 I triple dog dare ya! Ladies and gentlemen, you're 00:00:23.179 --> 00:00:25.719 probably going to be hearing this after Christmas, 00:00:25.859 --> 00:00:30.600 because, well... I'm running late this year on 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:33.420 everything, and there are currently only two 00:00:33.420 --> 00:00:37.439 days left in 2025, which means, as insane as 00:00:37.439 --> 00:00:43.979 I am, I can't release four, five, seven podcasts 00:00:43.979 --> 00:00:49.039 within two days. Okay, listen, listen. Why? Because 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:52.899 me and Wolf, we were... No, no, no. No, no, no, 00:00:52.899 --> 00:00:57.049 listen. Listen, we were writing down on the calendar 00:00:57.049 --> 00:01:02.250 because there were three empty spots. So we decided 00:01:02.250 --> 00:01:05.530 to add three extra days. Those are all holidays. 00:01:05.650 --> 00:01:07.769 So I don't know if you'll be putting any podcasts 00:01:07.769 --> 00:01:12.689 in. Podcasts always go in, no matter what. So 00:01:12.689 --> 00:01:17.030 we have the 32nd, the 33rd, and the 34th. And 00:01:17.030 --> 00:01:21.340 then the new year can start. That's not how that 00:01:21.340 --> 00:01:25.359 works, unfortunately. It is here. That's not 00:01:25.359 --> 00:01:27.659 how that works, unfortunately. And please, I 00:01:27.659 --> 00:01:31.200 don't want any more days in 2025. I'm ready for 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:35.140 2026 to start now. My point is, folks, is that 00:01:35.140 --> 00:01:38.599 2025 was crazy. I am, of course, TF2 and Mike. 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:44.599 She is the Chaos Queen. Say hello. I did. I said 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:47.599 hi, hi, hi. Hello. There you go. There you go. 00:01:48.260 --> 00:01:52.939 And this is episode 164 of Studio 2009. Yes, 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.780 we started this one off a little bit differently 00:01:54.780 --> 00:02:00.540 than we normally do. I had planned on getting 00:02:00.540 --> 00:02:03.980 to episode 200 by the end of the year. We're 00:02:03.980 --> 00:02:07.140 only probably going to get to episode 169, which 00:02:07.140 --> 00:02:11.000 she and I still have to record. However, that 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:15.490 being set aside for now. Once we finish this, 00:02:15.650 --> 00:02:20.030 you will be getting 165 through 168 because those 00:02:20.030 --> 00:02:23.590 are all already produced and ready to go. But 00:02:23.590 --> 00:02:27.629 we are here to do something that I did back in 00:02:27.629 --> 00:02:31.909 2012 by myself at the time. And this is something 00:02:31.909 --> 00:02:35.210 that I received in an email chain letter. Remember 00:02:35.210 --> 00:02:37.449 email chain letters, folks? We used to get those 00:02:37.449 --> 00:02:40.229 back in 2001 in the email chain letter days. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.439 I don't know who sent this to me. I did not write 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:47.439 this. This is not written by me. I think my mom 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:50.759 actually sent this to me. I think she got it 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:54.099 in an email chain letter. Kathy Blanchard, may 00:02:54.099 --> 00:02:56.259 you rest in peace. Hopefully you've been resting 00:02:56.259 --> 00:03:00.520 these last 10 years. Please don't smite me up 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:06.259 there. Thank you. Uh, but, uh, that's the other 00:03:06.259 --> 00:03:07.979 thing that's made this year difficult besides 00:03:07.979 --> 00:03:10.360 all the health issues I've gone through with 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:13.560 my left arm and my right arm and my left leg 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.419 and my right leg and every appendage known to 00:03:16.419 --> 00:03:20.479 man is that it's been 10 years since my mom passed 00:03:20.479 --> 00:03:24.120 this year. So that's been the other issue that 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:28.479 I've gone through. But, yeah, so, like I said, 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:31.080 I did an audio version of this back in 2012. 00:03:31.199 --> 00:03:34.759 You can still hear that version over on Geekcast 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:37.860 Radio. You'll be able to hear this version, as 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:42.280 I said, as episode 164 of Studio 2009. This is 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:45.639 the Holiday Diary from Massachusetts to Florida. 00:03:47.099 --> 00:03:53.340 Oh, boy. So... How this is divvied up here, folks, 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:56.560 is I've got the red lines, Chaos has the green 00:03:56.560 --> 00:04:01.979 lines, and we are going to read alternatively 00:04:01.979 --> 00:04:06.099 alternating lines as the diary goes along. And 00:04:06.099 --> 00:04:11.659 I start, and I believe, well, chivalry is dead, 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:13.919 folks. I start the thing and I finish the thing, 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.680 even though I'm not really fond of finishing 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:19.079 the thing because, oh, Florida. Just like a man. 00:04:22.170 --> 00:04:24.889 Yeah, but I gave you all the good ones. I gave 00:04:24.889 --> 00:04:27.509 you the Christmas Day line. The Christmas Day 00:04:27.509 --> 00:04:29.790 line is the best line of the whole friggin' thing. 00:04:30.189 --> 00:04:33.110 Okay, okay. I got the good parts. Yeah, you got 00:04:33.110 --> 00:04:38.990 the good parts. You got the good bits. So it 00:04:38.990 --> 00:04:45.170 starts August 1st. Move to our new home in Massachusetts. 00:04:45.350 --> 00:04:48.250 It is so beautiful here. The city is just so 00:04:48.250 --> 00:04:50.709 picked. Picture -esque. Can't hardly wait to 00:04:50.709 --> 00:04:55.050 see it covered in snow. I love it here. October 00:04:55.050 --> 00:04:58.189 1st. New England is the most beautiful place 00:04:58.189 --> 00:05:00.870 on Earth. The leaves are turning all different 00:05:00.870 --> 00:05:03.470 colors. I love the shapes of red and orange. 00:05:03.709 --> 00:05:06.209 Went for a ride through the hills and saw some 00:05:06.209 --> 00:05:10.649 deer. They are so graceful. Certainly, they are 00:05:10.649 --> 00:05:13.370 the most peaceful animals on Earth. This must 00:05:13.370 --> 00:05:18.459 be paradise. I love it here. November 11th. Deer 00:05:18.459 --> 00:05:21.519 season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:24.019 wanting to kill such an elegant and beautiful 00:05:24.019 --> 00:05:27.959 creature. Why, they are the very symbol of peace 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:30.800 and tranquility. I hope it will snow soon. I 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:34.709 love it here. December 2nd. It snowed last night. 00:05:34.850 --> 00:05:37.490 I woke up to everything blanketed in white. It 00:05:37.490 --> 00:05:40.449 looked like a postcard. Went outside to clean 00:05:40.449 --> 00:05:43.629 snow off the steps and shovel the driveway. We 00:05:43.629 --> 00:05:46.350 had a snowball fight. I won. When the snowplow 00:05:46.350 --> 00:05:49.230 came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. 00:05:49.529 --> 00:05:54.550 Gosh. December 12th. More snow last night. I 00:05:54.550 --> 00:05:57.430 love it. The snowplow did his trick again, that 00:05:57.430 --> 00:06:01.290 rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here. 00:06:01.899 --> 00:06:05.240 December 19th. Snowed again last night. Couldn't 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:08.240 get out of the driveway to get to work this time. 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:11.339 I'm exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow. 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:20.240 December 22nd. I'm sorry, folks. Makes me laugh 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:23.639 every time this thing is, like, almost, this 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:28.319 damn thing is 25 years old in 2026. More of that 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:31.399 white shit fell last night. I've got blisters 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:34.439 on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:37.300 waits around the corner. I'm done shoveling, 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:40.579 that asshole. December 25th. White Christmas, 00:06:40.660 --> 00:06:44.980 my friggin' ass. More fucking snow. If I ever 00:06:44.980 --> 00:06:47.339 get my hands on the guy that drives that snowplow, 00:06:47.420 --> 00:06:51.199 I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:54.220 know why they don't use more fucking salt on 00:06:54.220 --> 00:06:59.529 this ice. December 28th. Oh, boy. More of the 00:06:59.529 --> 00:07:02.649 same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas 00:07:02.649 --> 00:07:05.829 Day, except for when Snowplow Harry comes by. 00:07:06.269 --> 00:07:09.589 Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain 00:07:09.589 --> 00:07:12.790 of white shit. The weatherman says expect another 00:07:12.790 --> 00:07:16.009 10 inches of this shit tonight. See, you know 00:07:16.009 --> 00:07:20.550 how many shovels Shovelful 10 inches is? My back 00:07:20.550 --> 00:07:25.290 aches. January 1st. Happy fucking New Year. The 00:07:25.290 --> 00:07:29.350 weatherman was wrong. Again. We got 34 fucking 00:07:29.350 --> 00:07:32.949 inches of snow this time. At this rate, it won't 00:07:32.949 --> 00:07:36.250 melt until the friggin' 4th of July. The snowplow 00:07:36.250 --> 00:07:39.509 got stuck down the road. Shit for brains. Had 00:07:39.509 --> 00:07:42.110 the balls to come to my door and ask to borrow 00:07:42.110 --> 00:07:45.910 my shovel. I told him I broke six shovels already, 00:07:46.050 --> 00:07:48.329 shoveling the shit he dumped back in my driveway. 00:07:48.449 --> 00:07:51.810 I broke the seventh shovel over his head. That's 00:07:51.810 --> 00:07:56.649 right. January 4th. Finally got out of the house 00:07:56.649 --> 00:07:59.310 today. Went to the store to get food and on the 00:07:59.310 --> 00:08:04.329 way back a deer ran out in front of the car and 00:08:04.329 --> 00:08:08.870 I hit the motherfucker. Did about $3 ,000 worth 00:08:08.870 --> 00:08:11.370 of damage to the car. Wish the hunters would 00:08:11.370 --> 00:08:13.930 have killed all the sons of bitches last November. 00:08:16.850 --> 00:08:22.170 May 3rd. Put the car to the garage in town today. 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:26.079 Would you believe that the body is rotting away 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:29.220 from all the fucking salt they keep dumping all 00:08:29.220 --> 00:08:31.279 over the roads? It really looks like a piece 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:35.720 of shit. May 10th. Move to Florida today. I just 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:38.600 love it here. I can't imagine why anyone in their 00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:40.559 right fucking mind would want to live in the 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:43.879 godforsaken Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Say 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:53.820 it with me, Chaos. Fuck the snow. Oh, my God. 00:08:54.419 --> 00:08:58.600 Oh, God. Yeah. This is too funny. I don't know 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:01.799 where my mom found this thing, but like I said, 00:09:01.980 --> 00:09:07.139 she sent this to me. What we need now is the 00:09:07.139 --> 00:09:14.679 Florida version. All right. I am going to write 00:09:14.679 --> 00:09:19.720 that shit out. Okay, good. You create that. That 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:23.110 would be a good. A good follow -up. That'd be 00:09:23.110 --> 00:09:25.269 a good Christmas. Yeah, a good follow -up. Good 00:09:25.269 --> 00:09:31.870 Christmas in July. Yes. Oh, God. So there you 00:09:31.870 --> 00:09:34.610 go, folks. We know it's a little late since Christmas 00:09:34.610 --> 00:09:37.509 has already passed here in 2025. We do hope that 00:09:37.509 --> 00:09:40.070 everyone listening to the sound of our voices 00:09:40.070 --> 00:09:43.330 did have a good and happy and merry Christmas 00:09:43.330 --> 00:09:47.990 this year in 2025. wonderful holidays whatever 00:09:47.990 --> 00:09:51.210 you celebrate marry everything as i always say 00:09:51.210 --> 00:09:54.009 i've been saying marry everything to everybody 00:09:54.009 --> 00:09:57.470 to be even before the whole inclusivity thing 00:09:57.470 --> 00:10:02.230 of all of the holiday stuff i've always said 00:10:02.230 --> 00:10:05.710 marry everything just because i just like it 00:10:06.330 --> 00:10:10.950 Well, my favorite thing is, well, it used to 00:10:10.950 --> 00:10:13.730 be saying, like, Merry Christmas, and then somebody, 00:10:13.830 --> 00:10:16.049 you know, saying back to me, Happy Kwanzaa, or 00:10:16.049 --> 00:10:18.610 something like that. I used to love that. We 00:10:18.610 --> 00:10:22.070 can all be included. That's inclusivity to me. 00:10:23.210 --> 00:10:27.549 But since all of this, everything, I mean, I 00:10:27.549 --> 00:10:29.370 know, I understand, I don't want to hurt anybody's 00:10:29.370 --> 00:10:33.049 feelings, but at the same time, Happy Kwanzaa. 00:10:37.730 --> 00:10:41.090 I mean, we should all just be like Seth from 00:10:41.090 --> 00:10:51.809 the OC. Merry Christmas. No, I don't need a car. 00:10:51.889 --> 00:10:59.110 Thank you. Oh, okay. But that's going to be very, 00:10:59.230 --> 00:11:03.210 very short episode here in 164. However, folks. 00:11:03.870 --> 00:11:06.690 you'll get to hear chaos and I again in episode 00:11:06.690 --> 00:11:10.070 one 65, because that is where we recorded our 00:11:10.070 --> 00:11:13.950 30th anniversary podcast. All about Casper, the 00:11:13.950 --> 00:11:22.100 friendly ghost or Casper from 1995. Casper, that's 00:11:22.100 --> 00:11:25.759 right. So that's what's coming up next here inside 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:30.779 Studio 2009. I am keeping this specific episode 00:11:30.779 --> 00:11:34.379 completely kind of raw, not necessarily unedited 00:11:34.379 --> 00:11:37.419 because I will obviously edit it, but I didn't 00:11:37.419 --> 00:11:39.700 do the standard intro. I'm not probably going 00:11:39.700 --> 00:11:43.320 to do the standard outro. I will say, obviously, 00:11:43.700 --> 00:11:46.399 Chaos, if you would like to promote your YouTube 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.960 channel, you can do so. I am the Chaos Queen. 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:53.279 Everywhere you can find me with a capital Z. 00:11:54.220 --> 00:11:57.840 And I hope y 'all like gaming. Come watch me 00:11:57.840 --> 00:12:03.419 fail horribly. She does not fail horribly. Yes, 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:08.059 I do, but at least I'm funny about it. You don't 00:12:08.059 --> 00:12:11.299 fail horribly. It's called a joke. You are funny 00:12:11.299 --> 00:12:17.139 about it. I know it's called a joke. I know it's 00:12:17.139 --> 00:12:21.820 called a joke. Yeah, and as of this recording, 00:12:22.019 --> 00:12:26.960 you went back up to 245 on YouTube. Yep, yep. 00:12:27.580 --> 00:12:31.539 So there's that. All right, folks, we will catch 00:12:31.539 --> 00:12:35.399 you next time here inside Studio 2009. Happy 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:38.679 New Year, folks. Here's hoping 2026 is an awesome 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:42.820 year for everybody, and I'm just ready to hit 00:12:42.820 --> 00:12:45.360 the reset button and just start new, just start 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:50.120 fresh. Hopefully next year is better than this 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:54.299 one was. So there you go, folks. The Holiday 00:12:54.299 --> 00:12:58.399 Diary from Massachusetts to Florida. And maybe 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.320 next year sometime in the summer we will get 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:05.820 the From Florida to Wherever from Chaos. New 00:13:05.820 --> 00:13:11.820 England. Yeah, there you go. That's going to 00:13:11.820 --> 00:13:15.610 be interesting. All right, folks, we're going 00:13:15.610 --> 00:13:17.809 to get the heck out of here. Catch you next time 00:13:17.809 --> 00:13:21.409 here inside Studio 2009, only on the Geekcast 00:13:21.409 --> 00:13:29.610 Radio Network. Bye. Hey. If any of you are looking 00:13:29.610 --> 00:13:32.830 for any last -minute gift ideas for me, I have 00:13:32.830 --> 00:13:36.269 one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here 00:13:36.269 --> 00:13:40.190 tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday 00:13:40.190 --> 00:13:42.129 slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the 00:13:42.129 --> 00:13:44.009 other rich people. And I want him brought right 00:13:44.009 --> 00:13:48.230 here, with a big ribbon on his head. And I want 00:13:48.230 --> 00:13:49.850 to look him straight in the eye, and I want to 00:13:49.850 --> 00:13:52.350 tell him what a cheap, lying, no -good, rotten, 00:13:52.490 --> 00:13:55.049 four -flushing, low -life, snake -licking, dirt 00:13:55.049 --> 00:13:57.830 -eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood... 00:13:58.090 --> 00:14:01.149 Sucking, dog -kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, 00:14:01.429 --> 00:14:04.629 heartless, fat -ass, bug -eyed, stiff -legged, 00:14:04.710 --> 00:14:07.549 spotty -lipped, worm -headed sack of monkey shit 00:14:07.549 --> 00:14:12.870 he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?