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John Belushi is on his way to a gold medal in the big heathland. They're setting the bar at seven feet.

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Here's his approach.

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And he's got it!

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Belushi's won the gold. Now he's going for the world's record.

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He's making his move. They're in the final turn. He's kicking it in.

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He's got it!

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A spectacular time. A new world's record. Unbelievable.

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What a day for John Belushi!

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I logged a lot of miles training for that day, and I've downed a lot of donuts.

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Little chocolate donuts.

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They taste good, and they've got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning.

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That's why little chocolate donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.

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Little chocolate donuts. The donuts of champions.

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You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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No.

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Welcome to Breakfast of Champions, season one, episode 13.

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I'm super excited to be joining you with my closest of close friends.

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You know the co-host, obviously.

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Don't forget the third co-host.

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Yeah, we'll get there. First me, then you, because you're two, then three, and then four.

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I'm four.

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The Hulkster's four.

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You said it last episode. You said he was the fourth unofficial. You were just so sleep deprived.

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I don't remember saying anything on the last episode.

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You're going to let a Trump-er be the fourth co-host.

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You declared him the fourth co-host.

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I'm sorry. I was going on like two hours of sleep. With light of recent events, the Hulkster is out as the fourth.

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The Hulkster's gone.

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But Kevin is still number three.

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I'm Rene Floyd.

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I'm Parker Howard.

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That's Kevin O'Malley.

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This is our friend Jordan Klein.

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He is the lead singer of our older band, Unspell.

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You hear his voice at the beginning of our podcast.

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It sounds a little different than it does now.

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Obviously, we've been wanting to have Jordan on since we first started.

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We started kicking around this idea.

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We're going to have our friends on.

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We're going to have all of our past bandmates on.

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And our family on.

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Now we're starting to get into that point.

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Now you've got frozen Scrapple.

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I can't wait for that coming up.

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We met Jordan probably about, I don't know, how long have you known Jordan?

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I know how long I've known Jordan.

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It's been about 12 or 13 years ago when Evoca opened.

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It was probably when I met you.

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I know I saw you around.

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Then your wife worked at Evoca.

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Do you remember that Christmas party?

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Vaguely.

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Can we start telling stories?

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Yeah, we're here.

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There was a Christmas party and everyone did a gift exchange.

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We did the Secret Santa gift exchange.

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And this one girl that worked there forgot basically.

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I think she married your friend John.

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Yeah, I don't want to talk about her.

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I think somebody forgot this girl's gift and then they gave her accidentally.

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Here's the thing.

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You know this story peripherally.

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I know this story firsthand.

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We were all there.

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I know, but I drew her.

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That's the thing is that because I would work so sporadically at that time for Evoca

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is that I was one of the few that didn't get a chance to draw yet.

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They kept on saying, oh, just draw when we get there.

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Just draw when we get there and bring a gift.

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Just bring like a-

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I mean, that's a white elephant vibe.

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This isn't white elephant.

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Bringing universal gift.

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In my head, I'm like, everybody loves booze.

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Like a nice bottle of booze and like a gift card or some shit, something really silly.

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And then whenever I got there, they're like, here's the name you got.

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And I'm like, oh, cool.

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This person does a drink.

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So then everybody else was getting these like super personal gifts, like super fucking personal.

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And then her gift comes up and it's a bottle of wine and she like runs out crying.

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And I think your wife chased after her maybe.

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No, I don't think Heather worked there when Braylon worked there.

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I thought y'all were there.

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I thought y'all would-

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We went to the one-

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Were they not there?

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I remember Heather, I remember seeing you guys at the-

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RaR.

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Yeah, RaR.

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We were at the RaR Christmas party.

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That didn't happen at RaR.

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That happened at Avoka proper.

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So it must have been the year before that.

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I remember hearing about that story, but I-

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It was wild, dude.

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It was like, uh, what?

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That happened-

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Don't cry over spilled wine, I guess.

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My first year at Spiral, that happened where somebody, because we did Secret Santa every

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Christmas, and the rule was you got a $20 gift, and then you also made something.

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It could be like bake them cookies, make them a painting.

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But my first Christmas there, I got a really cool, I got this really awesome painting,

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and I got something else.

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I don't remember now what it was, but one of the girls there, she, her person did not

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show up to the gift exchange that pulled her name, and she did not get it, also ran out

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crying.

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Oh my God, people.

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Geez.

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I don't know what the moral of this story is.

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I don't know.

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Don't take everything personally.

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There's better gift exchange.

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If you guys are wondering, and you want to get in on a gift exchange, the three of us

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have been in a gift exchange every Christmas of vinyl.

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No, I have not.

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Oh, you haven't?

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We've done a vinyl gift exchange.

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I've been excluded from this.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry.

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It's okay.

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You sold all your records anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

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Yeah, but I'm slowly buying more records.

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That's what happens.

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You sell your shit and you buy it back.

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Speaking of, fucking all my DVDs and VHS and all that shit I used to have, it's all fucking

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gone.

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And I have to buy all the same shit.

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Like, oh, I remember when I bought this for the first time.

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Oh, yeah, wait, because all the shit that we like is like the rare stuff.

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I had, man, a thousand VHS tapes.

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I've now got about 200.

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You had a thousand?

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I had a thousand.

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Shut up.

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Where did they live?

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I had a closet, and literally the closet just from floor to wall, floor to ceiling, just

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VHS tapes.

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And you had them like this way or you had them like...

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I had them straight in so you could see the top, and I had them stacked too deep.

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So it was, yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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And the closet was like the size of one of these racks.

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Damn.

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And then your wife was like, I need to put my clothes somewhere.

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This was before I got a wife.

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This is pre-wife.

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You can't have a thousand VHS tapes and also have a wife.

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Those two things are...

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No.

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This was...

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This was mutually exclusive right there.

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It's singlehood and VHS collecting go hand in hand.

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I had like 600 records, a thousand VHS tapes, and about 900 DVDs.

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Fucking living the life.

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So what about records now?

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Not that many.

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Records I've got probably like between...

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Heather and I's collection combined is probably between like 350 and 450.

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Because I probably still got like about 800 now or something.

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Yeah.

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I haven't counted them in years.

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I have that whole...

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You know the IKEA shelf?

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It's all filled up.

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We only have one shelf.

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One cube.

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Oh, one cube now?

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I had the whole row and now down to one cube.

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I think we've got like six cubes worth of records.

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But you still got all your DVDs.

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I have all my DVDs.

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All of my DVDs are in a DVD binder now.

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I have two DVD binders and all the cases are up in the attic in a...

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Exactly.

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Like, yeah.

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I'm going to need to borrow John Wick 1 from one of y'all because I still haven't seen that

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fucking movie.

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It's on...

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So this is something I wanted to get into anyways, but do you use Tubi or Pluto?

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Absolutely.

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It's fucking free.

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I love Tubi.

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There's so much weird stuff that you can go down a rabbit hole on.

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But last night I was on Pluto and they have John Wick 1, 2, and 3.

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Oh tight.

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Because I have two on Blu-ray.

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I guess I picked it up somewhere cheap and have just been hanging onto it.

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It's on Pluto for free.

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Okay, cool.

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I think the last thing I watched on Pluto, I found that it was on there and it's like

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the only place that exists right now is...

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You remember that TV show Comic Book Men?

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Yeah.

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It was like a reality show about Jay and Silent Bob's comic book store.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it's all about is like on Pluto because they never released it on DVD.

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And I mean, unless...

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Does AMC have a streaming thing?

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Maybe they do.

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It's probably not fucking on there.

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Yeah.

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I'm sure they do because they have like Mad Men and all the rest of them.

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They do have...

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It's like AMC Plus because they also have...

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I'm not paying for that shit.

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Because they do Shudder.

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They're the ones behind Shudder.

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Oh, okay.

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And Shudder is like all scary stuff.

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It's all horror.

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But...

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It's all about blinds and windows.

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Yeah, exactly.

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No, and Shudder.

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Like, ugh.

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Shudder.

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Uh, Tooby has some wild shit on there.

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Yeah, Tooby does.

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I watched...

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What did I watch on there?

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Something weird, for sure.

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They've got Martyrs on there.

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The original French Martyrs is on that.

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I don't know that one.

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If you're looking at like extreme movie lists, I don't think it's that extreme, but also...

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Yeah.

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I mean, I'm kind of a lightweight because I feel like I'm going watching any new horror,

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any new scary stuff.

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I'm just like, what the fuck is happening right now?

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So there was a...

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But Shopping Mall that we talked about, I watched the other day, which is on Amazon Prime.

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Fucking brilliant.

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Have you seen it?

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No.

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It's about these like robots that run this mall and then like people get locked in the

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mall and they're trying to get away from them.

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But the crazy thing is like, why don't you just jump fucking on top of that?

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And then the robot is only just going to be like, eh, eh, eh.

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Makes too much sense.

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Yeah, like all it can do is like...

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I think you wouldn't have a movie or a TV show you'd have.

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Yeah, it's just wild.

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They're like, we can't get away.

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But like you could definitely fucking get away, just jump in the water or something.

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Obviously those little light bullets that shoots doesn't do anything because everybody

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gets hit like 10 times.

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It's a great movie though.

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Check it out.

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It will do.

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But Martyrs, if you're looking for a rough time, when you look at like extreme horror

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movie lists, one is usually a Serbian film.

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Martyrs is usually two.

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Sometimes Martyrs is one.

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It is free on Tubi to watch.

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It is part of the new wave of French extremity, which was like...

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New wave of French, I've heard of that.

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Or early 2000s, late 90s, early 2000s.

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Wait, was High Tension one of those movies?

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High Tension is...

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Yeah, okay.

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I've seen High Tension.

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There's Inside, which is pretty wild, irreversible.

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Oh yeah, I've heard...

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Oh wait, is that where the hammer scene?

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Seen that.

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I used to have that on DVD too.

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Have you seen it?

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That was one of the first movies I've ever turned off.

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Dude.

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There's a really long scene that I just...

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It was too much.

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Dude, it's wild.

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Yeah, I used to have that because I guess along with the physical media collecting and

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stuff, you always work in a place that helps you get into that avenue.

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Well, I worked at Half Price Books for a while.

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So I would be the one like, oh, you're about to put all those DVDs out?

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Hold on, let me...

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Okay, I need that, I need that, and I need that.

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I did the same thing at Virgin Megastore.

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Yeah, nothing good goes on the shelf because all the people there buy it for half the half

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price because you get a discount.

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Or you just put it in your backpack and say, I'm checking it out.

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And then you never fucking come back.

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Remember that?

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Yeah.

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That's what we did back then.

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Then they started keeping the DVDs behind the counter.

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Two things.

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One, if you're unfamiliar with Jordan's podcast, Rewind Remind.

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Rewind Rewind.

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I don't know why I fucking named it that.

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No, that's cool.

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I love that name.

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He has a podcast that comes out weekly.

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He drops on Friday mornings and it's all about this exact thing that we're talking about

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right now.

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So if you're loving the current conversation and you'd love to hear more of that, please

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tune into his podcast.

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Renee is on the second episode.

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So you start there if you want.

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Yep.

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He's a second show on my network.

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Change in the world, one podcast at a time.

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The reason, and let me say this real quick.

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The reason I started that podcast was because of you guys.

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You guys started doing your thing and I was like, you know what?

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I want that.

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I want to do that too.

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I want to be part of this next wave of creating, but also in a sense, especially with things

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that I've done, I feel like I'm an audiophile of everything I've done.

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So I want to be able to capture this time and my thoughts on certain things like this

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and have it saved so that if I want to, I can go back and look at it again.

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For sure.

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But thank you guys so much for inspiring me to hop on the podcast, PN Wagon.

329
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And so check his podcast out, like, share, subscribe on his stuff too.

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The second thing I was going to say, you talked about that, we have from our last episode.

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If you listen today, we just dropped this morning.

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Today is Thursday.

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I always like to give the date when we're recording so people can kind of give.

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Today's Thursday, August 8th.

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We just dropped this morning at 6 a.m.

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So if you listen to our podcast in its entirety, because you are a super fan, you will have

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heard the Gene call at the end.

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That dude is wild.

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I'm scared of Gene now that he's out.

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If you've gotten to...

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He's like a scary history teacher.

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He's like, sit down and I'm going to tell you something.

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The voicemail was very lengthy.

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Gene had a lot to say.

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He had a lot to say specifically about the assassination attempt.

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Honestly, when he mentioned Lincoln, I was like, okay, I think I'm done with this episode.

347
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I don't know where this is going, but good job, Gene.

348
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Good job, guys.

349
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Also, as our editor was listening back to last episode, speaking of working at media

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places, Phil was saying that the compilation that you brought up, the brutality compilation,

351
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that just immediately flashed back for him to whenever he was working those days in those

352
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secondhand retail records.

353
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Oh, that's awesome.

354
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So you used to think CD Warehouse is where you used to work.

355
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And they used to get that in or something.

356
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Yeah, I think so.

357
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Yeah.

358
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So yeah, a lot of good times working at secondhand shops.

359
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Since we're talking about the last episode, I went and I listened to your Power Violence

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playlist.

361
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Yeah.

362
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It's really cool.

363
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Thank you.

364
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Okay.

365
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So here's my thing.

366
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I was totally mixed up this whole time and I thought that Power Violence was Grindcore.

367
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Where does that line, like where, Grindcore is like the new version of Power Violence,

368
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right?

369
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No, Grindcore was around before Power Violence was a thing.

370
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Well, I mean, I'm thinking of Grindcore bands from like the early 2000s, like Daughters,

371
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Album, Cane, and The Songs.

372
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Yeah, yeah.

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So that-

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With like blast beats and stuff.

375
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Is blast beats not a Power Violence thing?

376
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It is.

377
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It is.

378
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Power Violence is more like-

379
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Formulic with the slow fast, slow fast.

380
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Yeah, slow fast and they also throw in like weird, like harsh noise parts sometimes.

381
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Okay.

382
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But it has more of a DIY punk mentality to it.

383
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Right.

384
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Where like, I guess the Grindcore is probably like more polished and like they're looking

385
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at it in Pro Tools and lining it up.

386
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And you know, even Grindcore, that gets weird because you have like your Pig Destroyers

387
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and your Nasoms and like there's all kinds of like the whole spectrum of-

388
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But then you have like the indie kind of bands or like the more like Fancy Boy bands, I guess

389
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like Daughters and stuff.

390
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Yeah, there's that.

391
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I don't even know what to categorize them as.

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But then you have like Early Napalm Death and you've got like the crustier side of Grind

393
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too where it's more like Crustpunks playing it and-

394
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Okay, see I don't like any of that stuff really.

395
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Yeah, so it's like Grindcore is a weird spectrum and it's easy to confuse with Power Violence.

396
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Right, I think I was just like, I was like blast beats, right?

397
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That's-

398
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Yeah.

399
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But then it's like it's, blast beats isn't just its own sort of thing.

400
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And generally Power Violences are not using like a double kick.

401
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Like it's usually-

402
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Oh, okay.

403
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Okay, right, right.

404
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So it's like Grindcore, they are.

405
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Sometimes and sometimes not.

406
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Like again, depends on the band, but-

407
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,880
Yeah, definitely on Candice's songs.

408
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That thing sounds like a fucking helicopter.

409
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,520
Yeah.

410
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Which it's funny and you were talking about short songs.

411
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I put it on as soon as I picked up some stuff from Old Boy and then before I got here it

412
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was over.

413
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I'm like, oh, should I get to choose another record or whatever?

414
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And then, you know, all the songs are dumb short.

415
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What was the band that was in?

416
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Scott Pilgrim versus the World, like Jesse and the Boys or whatever?

417
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And their songs like two seconds long.

418
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And then he's like, this song is called I'm So Sad, so very, very, very, very sad.

419
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And then the song is like, thank you.

420
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,480
I don't remember the name of it, but there's a Napalm Death song that is like three seconds

421
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,560
long and I've seen so many bands cover that song because-

422
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The easiest song to cover.

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And it's literally just like a done.

424
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And it's just like one scream.

425
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Thank you.

426
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,120
Well, what was the punk song that we covered that was super easy?

427
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,840
Oh, Black Flag, Wasted.

428
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:02,200
Yeah, that was 60 seconds of fun times.

429
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,200
Yeah.

430
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200
But I mean, you know, that's what you do.

431
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,680
You just pick an easy song and cover it or whatever.

432
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:10,600
And I mean, if you guys haven't gone back and listened to our band, Unspell, by now,

433
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,440
you definitely should because it will give you an insight into-

434
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There's some lore.

435
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,300
Yeah, it'll give you an insight into, you know, kind of like us and whatnot.

436
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:22,280
And if you want to hear some deep cuts that never got released that like you play on,

437
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,280
hit us up and we've got them.

438
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,840
Shit, I've got like a whole- remember that punk song that you wrote that I did vocals

439
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on?

440
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,840
That wasn't me.

441
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840
That was Etter.

442
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840
Oh, that was Etter?

443
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,840
Yeah, that wasn't my song.

444
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
Oh, shit.

445
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,000
Yeah, well, Etter.

446
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,640
So we wanted to kind of do things a little bit different with you.

447
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,120
We're not going to have anything to like really like rate or review because we are coming

448
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,760
to you tonight from like, it's like eight o'clock at night now.

449
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,800
So we wanted to-

450
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I'm actually well rested for once.

451
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,160
I know.

452
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160
Look at this.

453
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160
That's great.

454
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,840
It might make you, you know, have to use some after or whatever.

455
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,840
Yeah.

456
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So we're not going to have anything to like have breakfast food wise as far as like you

457
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,640
guys backs killing you on that bench.

458
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,640
No, it's all right.

459
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,640
I'm just-

460
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,720
I know if I'm hunching in the video, my wife's going to be like, why are you hunching over

461
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,720
in the video?

462
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,720
Because I'm lazy.

463
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,040
Straighten out our man boobs.

464
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,920
So we wanted to do a little Brenner talk.

465
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Are you a fan of the Brenner?

466
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800
I know Brenner.

467
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,800
Yeah.

468
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
Yeah.

469
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,200
I've been a fan of Brenner at my house from time to time.

470
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,080
I think it's one of those things where like you don't think about it until it's like either,

471
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:32,120
it's either, okay, my theory on Brenner is, it's very fully planned out or it's very last

472
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minute thrown together.

473
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Almost always last minute thrown together, but it's always a crowd pleaser.

474
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,520
Yeah.

475
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Yeah.

476
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I remember growing up and having that, but I think with my kids, we haven't really done

477
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it before.

478
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,280
Yeah.

479
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Or, you know, me and my wife have done like BLTs or something, which is-

480
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It's got bacon.

481
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Yeah.

482
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But-

483
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It's half breakfast.

484
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,320
Yeah.

485
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,320
I mean, I remember growing up having Brenner for sure.

486
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,320
Yeah.

487
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:57,560
We like to do breakfast sandwiches for Brenner whenever we do like planned out Brenner.

488
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Because then it's like, okay, I'll get blueberry bagels instead of just regular bagels or whatever.

489
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880
I want blueberry bagels.

490
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,600
And then I want to really, give me cheddar cheese.

491
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,600
I want cheddar cheese.

492
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,400
You know, you get to like pick out all the individual ingredients of sandwiches.

493
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,160
Let me ask you this.

494
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:19,320
When your kids do a breakfast sandwich, do they do their eggs like fried or do they do

495
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,760
them scrambled?

496
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,240
So the two olders will kind of switch it up depending on what TikTok says, I guess.

497
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,840
I just started switching it up.

498
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,640
I was for the longest time and my wife would probably kill me, you know, like the fried

499
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egg, which is like the way to have it.

500
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,160
She would never have it another way.

501
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,920
But I started making like a little scrambled egg square, chopping it and then eating the

502
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,900
leftover sides and then putting it on there.

503
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,640
And I think that's, it's pretty good.

504
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,640
Yeah.

505
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,640
It's fun.

506
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,640
It's nice to mix it up.

507
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:50,360
Faye's never going to not be a hard fried type of situation for her or scrambled.

508
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,320
She sometimes does a scramble, but even the past couple of times I made her scrambled,

509
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,320
she's just like, nah.

510
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,640
Do they let you put salt and pepper?

511
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,840
Do they let you put pepper in it?

512
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,840
She makes me do it.

513
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,840
Okay.

514
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,840
Yeah.

515
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,840
Cause if I put pepper in it, my kids will freak the fuck out.

516
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,160
She's like, there's not enough.

517
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,160
I can't see it.

518
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160
I can't see the pepper.

519
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,720
I have the whitest kids ever.

520
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,000
They like, they're like, they're like, what is all this black stuff in there?

521
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,240
I'm like, that makes it taste good.

522
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,240
You burned it.

523
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,240
Yeah.

524
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,880
I'm like, that's what makes it taste like good.

525
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,920
Ava is also like anti-pepper.

526
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,160
She likes spicy stuff, but she doesn't like pepper in her eggs.

527
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,160
Wow.

528
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,240
I couldn't even eat an egg without pepper in it.

529
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,440
So we do the crazy Jane's mixed up salt.

530
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,840
That's the one that she likes in her eggs.

531
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
Okay.

532
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840
I don't know if you guys know that one.

533
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,840
I don't.

534
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840
Oh, okay.

535
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,860
So, uh, this might be another, like my tip.

536
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:38,080
This might be another, my East coast family has adopted me and shown me the way like wah,

537
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,560
wah and the Eagles and all, all, all good things East coast.

538
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:46,160
But if you go into the, like just the, you know, the con or not the conmen, but the seasonings,

539
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,640
I'll look for crazy Jane's mixed up salt and it's got like every sort of thing.

540
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:55,720
It's like a seasoning, a seasonal type of salt, but it's like, it's so good on like eggs.

541
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Really good.

542
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,120
It makes a nice savory umami flavor with the eggs.

543
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,440
And we do, uh, we also do popcorn with it.

544
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,440
Whatever.

545
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,440
Yeah.

546
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,440
Yeah.

547
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Crazy.

548
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,720
I like, I like also whenever you're doing mashed potatoes, crazy James mixed up salt.

549
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,720
It's a way to go.

550
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,440
It's just got a little bit of everything in it.

551
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,680
Um, yeah.

552
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,120
So, uh, so are we going to do lightning round now?

553
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120
Not yet.

554
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,120
We're just talking Brenner.

555
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,120
Yeah.

556
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
All right.

557
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120
We're better.

558
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,120
So, okay.

559
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,920
My Brenner that I remember growing up, my parents were like, I don't know, they didn't make

560
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,320
very good breakfast, I guess, besides scrambled eggs.

561
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,000
And we would have frozen pancakes.

562
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Do you remember those?

563
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Oh yeah.

564
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,280
So we would have like some frozen pancakes, definitely scrambled eggs, bacon fried up

565
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:41,520
in the pan, not cooked in the microwave or I cook mine in the oven.

566
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,520
I cook mine in the oven.

567
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,520
Yeah.

568
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,520
This is what you do.

569
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,680
I'll give you guys a pro tip real quick.

570
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:52,240
Foil lay it out, put it in the oven, cold oven 400 and then just kind of watch it, flip

571
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,680
it and let it do its thing.

572
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,680
Interesting.

573
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,200
Cause if you put it in there hot, it's going to start like burning the sides and it's not

574
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
going to cook like evenly.

575
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,080
You're going to have like fatty pieces that aren't cooked.

576
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,840
You gotta let it kind of, you know, yeah, let it get good.

577
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840
Get it real good.

578
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,840
Yeah.

579
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,840
Okay.

580
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,720
So I just looked up crazy James, just to give you a specifics on it.

581
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:16,800
Uh, the tantalizing mix contains salt obviously and lots of it, but it also contains dehydrated

582
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,360
onion and garlic as well.

583
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,280
Um, but here's where things get quote unquote crazy.

584
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:26,800
The only other item on the ingredient list is a mysteriously non specified quote herbs

585
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,840
and spices.

586
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:34,560
So they've got some, you know, obviously time, rosemary, rosemary, black pepper, fennel,

587
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:39,880
maybe a sage, maybe, uh, so there's, it has kind of a little fun guessing game.

588
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,920
They can have is like, what's actually in the, they don't put MSG in there though.

589
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,920
I hope they do.

590
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,000
Cause MSG fucking rules and people need to get over it.

591
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Okay.

592
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,320
Well, I guess I need to get on the MSG train.

593
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,360
One ticket to MSG town, please.

594
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:56,440
I think that just like, uh, much like a lot of things like sugar salt, like you have the

595
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:02,840
big sugar, big salt, big, big MSG, you know, I mean, there's so many Asian countries that

596
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,120
use MSG every single day and, and a very, those people live longer than we do.

597
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,120
Yeah.

598
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,120
It's like, and they also call it flavor.

599
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,120
Yeah.

600
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,120
Flavor.

601
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,120
Yeah.

602
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,120
So, I mean, basically all it does, right.

603
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,120
It's just make sure it tastes better.

604
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,800
Taste buds so that they open up a little more.

605
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,800
It's like brain.

606
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,800
It's fucking science.

607
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800
Brain salt.

608
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,800
Get over it.

609
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,800
Yeah.

610
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:27,000
Um, so, uh, now that you're a father, now that you guys are fathers, is your Brenner

611
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,320
different now than when you were kids or do you guys still hold Brenner in the same kind

612
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,760
of regard as when you were a kid, just like exciting, get a chance to hang out with a

613
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,520
fam, get a chance to.

614
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:42,920
I think it's so crazy that like even in our day to day lives, like you can pull into a

615
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:49,560
drive through at McDonald's at, uh, 1029 and it's like full on in your brain salivating

616
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,080
for McGriddles and pancakes and coffee and orange juice, but you pull in that bitch at

617
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,000
1035 and all of a sudden your switch button.

618
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
No, I'm sorry, sir.

619
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Breakfast.

620
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,720
Not only that, but like even your mindset, like it's like, yeah, now it's starting to

621
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,320
be like burgers and fries and Coke and stuff like that.

622
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:10,360
What is it about like simple, like how smart our brain is, but how dumb our brain is when

623
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,640
we can be like, watch this brain, we're gonna have a little breakfast at night and our brains

624
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,600
are like, this is fucking awesome.

625
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:24,000
It's the same ingredients from eight o'clock in the morning till eight o'clock at night.

626
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,880
But our brains are like, this is the best thing ever.

627
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,920
It's like vacation in the middle of the week.

628
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,920
Yeah.

629
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,920
You definitely tear it up.

630
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,920
I mean, you're like fat stack.

631
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,880
I feel that same way about like whenever you're like, if you're a little hung over and you're

632
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,880
like, I'll get a little pizza for breakfast.

633
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,880
Oh, dude.

634
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,760
A little pizza for breakfast.

635
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,880
And your brain is just like, your brain is just like, I'm not supposed to be having this.

636
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,600
You know what I mean?

637
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600
It's cold.

638
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Yeah, I don't even warm it up.

639
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,760
Or I left it in the box on the counter all night.

640
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,120
Chinese food or anything that you're just not quote unquote supposed to be eating at

641
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,920
the time that you're supposed to be eating it.

642
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,920
Cold Chinese food for breakfast.

643
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,920
Forget about it.

644
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,920
Cold queso.

645
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Cold spaghetti.

646
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,920
Yeah, I heard this spaghetti.

647
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,920
Cold spaghetti.

648
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920
You guys ever had spaghetti?

649
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920
Oh, spaghetti sandwich.

650
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920
Oh, shit, dude.

651
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920
Fucking love this spaghetti sandwich.

652
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,760
A little thick piece of wheat bread with some butter or margarine.

653
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760
It's got to be wheat.

654
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,760
Yeah, it's got to be wheat.

655
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,760
You got to have a structural bread.

656
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,760
Maybe a little onion powder, garlic powder.

657
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,760
Garlic powder.

658
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,360
Yeah, that's what you get over it.

659
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,840
White people, garlic bread or whatever.

660
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,320
Dude, if I have spaghetti, I'm like, I have to have that with it.

661
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:29,040
And when I was a kid, what's crazy is I craved stuff like that when I was a kid, but we were

662
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,240
Mexican so I'd be more like beans and raisin tortillas and stuff like that.

663
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,680
I'm like, no, I want white bread pizza.

664
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,480
My mom wouldn't let us have white bread.

665
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,760
We only had wheat.

666
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,760
Yeah, no shame.

667
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,880
And the only time we got white was at grandma's house.

668
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Grandma gave me the spoils.

669
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880
Yeah.

670
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,240
But she would make this wild ass fucking peanut butter toast, right?

671
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,760
Like, hey, grandma wants some peanut butter toast.

672
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,760
And she'd be like, OK.

673
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,080
And she'd like, I don't know how she did it.

674
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,840
It must have been the white bread, but it was like the fucking best peanut butter toast

675
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,840
I've ever had in my life.

676
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840
I tagged you today in that Facebook post.

677
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Mentioned.

678
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,840
And peanut butter toast, this is what I had for breakfast this morning.

679
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,840
There you go.

680
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840
I'm going to ask you a question of the lightning run.

681
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,320
So do you guys have an occasion?

682
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,600
Do you guys just like so sometimes I think about this and this is the other thing I think

683
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:19,800
about whenever like I saw this meme the other day of like it was Vince Staples was acting

684
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,640
his mom like how much she made so that way he could like figure out how to like how much

685
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,680
he needed to make to take care of her, like to retire her or whatever.

686
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:33,000
But like just the whole like finding out like you were not well off whenever you're an adult,

687
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,940
but you didn't know it whenever you're younger, really, or whatever.

688
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:40,920
So now it's kind of one of those things where like we kind of like we're kind of low on

689
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,520
funds.

690
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,840
It becomes breakfast at dinnertime.

691
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:54,600
But also the meme slash thing that I saw was the CEO for General Mills or Post is on freaking

692
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,360
lately news on CNN or something convincing everybody that cereal is a breakfast food

693
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:03,400
now because of the way that the state of the economy is and then our current crazy cereal

694
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,040
was always a breakfast food.

695
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,160
Well according to Jerry Seinfeld, yes, but I mean, I when I get home from work at like

696
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,160
two or three a.m.

697
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:17,720
So I'm a toast crunch crush in bed like a shower, eat that in bed, set it on my desk,

698
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,280
watch something weird on Tubi while I'm eating the cereal.

699
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:26,600
This week I had a funny request and I'm almost I'm always like on the verge of texting both

700
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,080
of you at any given point in time during my day.

701
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,840
But so I'm out and about and I get that text, you know, you're out and you're already getting

702
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,280
something you get the secondary text for the second thing that you need to get while you're

703
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,280
already out.

704
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,400
So I got that like the kids want cereal and I'm like, okay, which cereal one wanted fruit

705
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,560
loops and the other one wanted fruity pebbles and there was no compromise.

706
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,200
Oh, Lord.

707
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,920
So I had to buy two boxes of the fruitiest cereal in the world.

708
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,200
One looped and one pebble.

709
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,200
Yeah.

710
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,320
God, kids are the worst.

711
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

712
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,320
They know what they want.

713
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320
Yeah.

714
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,320
Yeah.

715
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,320
Shout out my son Hank.

716
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,320
It's his birthday today.

717
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Happy birthday, Hank.

718
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,320
Yeah.

719
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,320
All right.

720
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,840
So Brenner, you either loved or hate it.

721
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,600
Tell us about your memories of Brenner growing up.

722
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,360
Tell us about your favorite things to eat.

723
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,620
Brenner wise.

724
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,880
What are you cooking for your family for Brenner?

725
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:22,560
Give us your favorite Brenner sandwich, 682-294-0101.

726
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,520
Breakfast of champs pod at gmail.com.

727
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,960
Hit us up on the socials.

728
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,960
We got a link tree now.

729
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,960
We big boys.

730
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
Oh, cool.

731
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,120
I have a funny Brenner story that I just remember.

732
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,120
Brenner, Brenner.

733
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,240
I was probably like eight or 10.

734
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,240
My mom made Brenner.

735
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,920
It was like scrambled eggs, hash browns, and she made sausage links, but she kind of burned

736
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,920
them.

737
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,480
I like burnt sausage though.

738
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,880
They looked like dog turds.

739
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880
Oh, shit.

740
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,780
I remember those lumpy old fucking sausage links.

741
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,200
So my dad and I did not eat them.

742
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,160
So my mom gave them to the dog and the dog wouldn't eat them because it looked like.

743
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,160
Yeah.

744
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,600
That dog was like, I just shit this out.

745
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,200
What do you want me to do with the shit?

746
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,000
My dog would love that shit logs.

747
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,640
My dog eats turds all the time.

748
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,560
So does one of my dogs.

749
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:09,640
His favorite thing to do is to troll the cat, the cat box.

750
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,360
He's just like, oh, did you poop in there?

751
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,360
Yes.

752
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,880
My dog trolls my kids and eats their food.

753
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Oh yeah.

754
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,480
Oh, food dog.

755
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,480
One of my dogs.

756
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,800
He is a, he loves the duck shit.

757
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,800
Oh yeah.

758
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,080
We've got two ducks and four chickens.

759
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,080
Oh yeah.

760
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,080
How are the ducks?

761
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,520
I mean, how, show me how big with your hand they are.

762
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,520
They're like full size.

763
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,520
The ducks are full size.

764
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,520
The chickens are all.

765
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,520
They were babies though.

766
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,520
We bought them as babies.

767
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,520
They are full sized ducks.

768
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,800
Now I have two full sized ducks and all I hear cause they're.

769
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800
Do they shit in the pool?

770
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,360
No, they don't get in the pool.

771
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,360
Oh yeah.

772
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,360
Fuck the pool.

773
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,880
I'm not really know they've got like a Heather's, we've got a pond in the back that Heather's

774
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,880
like kind of redone.

775
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880
It's like a little.

776
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Oh, so they get in that.

777
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Yeah.

778
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880
And there's like other spots.

779
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,360
They really like the sprinklers and stuff, but they don't really mess with the pool.

780
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,520
I think they can smell the chemicals and stuff, but, but no, all I hear outside the

781
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,000
one is just wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank.

782
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,080
And then when they come out, they like flap their wings and they get, do they get excited

783
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,080
to see y'all?

784
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,200
They get so excited, especially like, oh really?

785
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,200
Like chickens.

786
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Yeah.

787
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200
They love.

788
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,800
I also raise like any of my veggie scraps that I have at the end of the day, I take home

789
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,080
and feed to them.

790
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,200
So now they know the bag coming from raise that when Heather walks out there with that

791
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,800
sack, they know that it's a bunch of veggie scraps.

792
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800
Cool.

793
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,600
But, but yeah, food dog will just find the duck shit and just lick it off wherever it

794
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600
is.

795
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600
It's so gross.

796
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Yeah.

797
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
I love that dog.

798
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,600
So you didn't think we'd be talking about duck shit on this episode.

799
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,880
I mean, you never know with us.

800
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,880
Yeah.

801
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,000
We could be talking about a little bit of everything.

802
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,400
So you want to pull the lightning round, you got your lightning round question.

803
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,400
You want to go first?

804
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,400
Okay.

805
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,960
I've been thinking about these for two months guys.

806
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,160
So we already answered the first one, which is what did you have for breakfast?

807
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160
Yeah.

808
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,160
Okay.

809
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,080
So I had a Dave's killer wheat bread with some Jeff peanut butter.

810
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,480
Only Jeff Jeff Jeff for nothing.

811
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,480
Yeah.

812
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,160
I've met Dave after he got out of prison.

813
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,800
And then I sprinkled, we have this thing called trilogy.

814
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:08,120
It is a flax seed, chia seed, and another kind of seed.

815
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,280
It's like in this thing and I kind of like shook that on top to try to get, you know,

816
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280
some stuff or whatever.

817
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280
My phone's pretty good.

818
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,280
Yeah.

819
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,320
And my kids had their favorite is sausage biscuits.

820
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,760
You know, like the frozen ones.

821
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,560
They fucking love that shit.

822
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,760
What is your typical day to day breakfast routine?

823
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,760
Nothing.

824
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,760
Lots of coffee.

825
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,760
Yeah.

826
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Yeah.

827
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,800
I have a big bowl if I have it of greens.

828
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Yeah.

829
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,960
The all natural herbal greens and then regular.

830
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,960
Yeah.

831
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,960
Oh God.

832
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,480
No, before I even, I get out there and I get so excited and I start to touch it and I'm

833
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480
like, Oh, gotta go.

834
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,880
And then I go do my thing and then I go back and get it.

835
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,880
Yeah.

836
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,880
I'm very regular in the morning.

837
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,800
That's me for sure.

838
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,760
What is your favorite all time breakfast cereal?

839
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,760
I brought it with me.

840
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,760
It's right here folks.

841
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,760
All right.

842
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,840
It is a post cereal.

843
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,400
It's called O's and what makes O's so good?

844
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,720
Good things in the middle.

845
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,720
That's what.

846
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,720
So, yeah.

847
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:15,000
So make it to go to, to, to Walmart and get you some, some O's and cut up your mouth.

848
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Yeah.

849
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Oh yeah.

850
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
These things will fucking destroy your mouth.

851
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Never had those.

852
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Really?

853
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
So they're pretty good.

854
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah.

855
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,480
I do enjoy that.

856
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,080
And as, as I think Madison, those are her favorite cereal as well.

857
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,520
But I mean, it's kind of like that crunch berry effect where like, you're going to be cutting

858
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,320
your mouth up a little bit.

859
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,120
Even if we don't have milk, I'll just grab the box and eat a couple of handfuls because

860
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,960
as a kid growing up, I didn't like my cereal with milk.

861
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,480
I was one of those weirdos.

862
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,480
Yeah.

863
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Not a huge fan of milk.

864
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
My mom wouldn't make me drink it.

865
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,640
I would put fucking ice in it.

866
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,640
I hated it.

867
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,640
Yeah.

868
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,640
I hated it, but I still drink it.

869
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,480
I've always had a weird relationship with milk.

870
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,880
Also if you're watching this on YouTube and you saw me just make a face, I thought I just

871
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,360
deleted a bunch of our show notes, but I don't think I did.

872
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:03,280
So if, if you're watching this and notice me go, he's, so, but, but I do like milk and

873
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,360
my cereal now and I just like regular milk.

874
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,600
I don't like any of that fucking weird.

875
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Some oat milk with some canola.

876
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,600
No, I hate oat milk.

877
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,600
Oh my God.

878
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,600
I hate oat milk.

879
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,640
You don't want anal seepage with your milk.

880
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,000
Does that come with oat milk?

881
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Canola.

882
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Oh no.

883
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,440
Is that like a Lestra?

884
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,440
Yeah.

885
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Oh fuck.

886
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440
Oh Leo.

887
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440
Yeah, I'm good.

888
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,280
No, I just, just some regular old, I, if the organic, I would like.

889
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,280
I would like that.

890
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,840
There's, if you need a milk plug, because again, I got a complicated relationship with

891
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:40,360
milk, but there's this place called L E L natural N A T R U L farms out in Cleburne.

892
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,320
Oh, I figured that's not too far from here.

893
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,720
And they sell raw milk, completely unpasteurized.

894
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,600
You can go see the cows.

895
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,000
It's like eight bucks a gallon.

896
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,480
Is that where Kyle and Abby used to get theirs from?

897
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480
Yeah.

898
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Yeah.

899
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
That's, I've had some of it.

900
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,480
Yeah.

901
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,480
It's delicious.

902
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,440
I think some of that, someone brought some of that to a, to a Voka one time.

903
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,440
That stuff is awesome.

904
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,240
But like, it's not like a disgrace to like put it in a bowl with cereal.

905
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,240
No, no.

906
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,000
They're not like, you're wasting it.

907
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,760
No, you can use it any way you'd use regular milk.

908
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,240
It's just, it's not pasteurized.

909
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,320
It is from like a local place.

910
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,080
The kids would probably love that.

911
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,640
And it's also easier on your stomach.

912
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,600
It's the pasteurization that jacks up your stomach.

913
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,200
Like if I get the ultra pasteurized milk, and if I have that, I'm okay.

914
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:31,600
If I have regular like, you know, great value or farms or whatever, it tears my stomach

915
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,600
up.

916
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,560
But the raw milk never had an issue.

917
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Cool.

918
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
I'll check it out.

919
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,760
But yeah, it's like, it's like a 45 minute drive from here, but it is worth it.

920
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,760
And you can also freeze them.

921
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,840
So I usually buy like eight gallons at a time and throw them in the deep freeze.

922
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Oh, okay.

923
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,840
Cool.

924
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,840
Yeah.

925
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,840
Just like you freeze breast milk.

926
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,840
Yeah.

927
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,840
Yeah.

928
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,840
And I've had breast milk before.

929
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,840
I mean, yeah.

930
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,840
Come on.

931
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,840
A little sip.

932
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,560
I do this really fun thing when Heather was pregnant and also breastfeeding later.

933
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960
I'd go, like she'd be laying there.

934
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,200
I'd get in her ear and go, Leche.

935
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,680
I'm sure she really liked it.

936
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,920
She fucking hated it.

937
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,920
I don't understand why.

938
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,160
I thought it was like very mysterious and romantic, but.

939
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,160
Yeah.

940
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,160
Like Latin lover.

941
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,800
Like a wrestler with the wrestler mask.

942
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,000
Leche, dos de leche.

943
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,400
Lucha, dor de leche.

944
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400
Okay.

945
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Oh yeah.

946
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,400
Lucha, dor de leche.

947
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,400
That could be good.

948
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,400
Wear it all white.

949
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,400
No, doc.

950
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,400
What were you all talking about?

951
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,160
Lucha, dor de leche on one of your episodes?

952
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,160
I'm sure we have before.

953
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,160
I thought it was.

954
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,160
I used to have one.

955
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,160
I don't know what happened to it.

956
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:42,640
I bought it at an army, like an army surplus store in Portland, Oregon when I was like

957
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,640
18.

958
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,640
Did you tell that story on the pod?

959
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,640
I don't know.

960
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,880
I actually haven't thought about that story in a long time.

961
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,840
I used to wear it when I'd ride my bike, which was really stupid.

962
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,120
Well, if you fell on the ground, you'd protect your face, I guess.

963
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,120
I guess.

964
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,720
Ray Mysterio on the BMX out there.

965
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,280
Just flipping like the Tony Hawk of BMX.

966
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,240
Would that be Matt Hoffman?

967
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,240
Yeah.

968
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240
They both had video games.

969
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,240
Yeah, I guess so.

970
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,520
I was trying to think of another one.

971
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,520
I think Matt Hoffman.

972
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Dave Mirra.

973
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,520
Dave Mirra.

974
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Yeah.

975
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,520
There you go.

976
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,520
That video game was pretty.

977
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
That guy is bald, right?

978
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Yeah.

979
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,840
I remember loving fucking X game shit.

980
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,680
No, he was bald later in life or probably is bald now.

981
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,480
I met Tony Hawk.

982
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,920
He did a demo in the parking lot of the Vista Ridge Mall in Lewisville.

983
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,080
There was a Birdhouse demo when he was still with Birdhouse.

984
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:34,120
I don't know if he still is with Birdhouse or whatever, but it was him, Bucky Lassic,

985
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,880
this other dude.

986
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,760
Some really cool peeps.

987
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,720
Like legit fucking skaters, but there was like 30 kids there.

988
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,720
No.

989
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,720
Did he do a 900?

990
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,720
No.

991
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,720
They just had a skate.

992
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,680
They had like a street skate set up.

993
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:52,000
Anytime I see somebody on a skateboard, I just yell, do a 900.

994
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
What's funny?

995
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Well, that little kid can do it.

996
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
I saw the video.

997
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
He did a 900.

998
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
I yelled it when I was watching the video.

999
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I showed my kids.

1000
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I was like, so you'll never know how big of a deal the 900 was for us.

1001
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,240
I was like.

1002
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,240
I can close my eyes and see the video.

1003
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,240
It was like the opposite of 911.

1004
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,240
Yeah.

1005
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,880
I was like, the world stopped for like 30 minutes just to make sure that this man hit

1006
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,240
this 900 and now we've got 11 and 12 year olds just hitting it whenever they want in

1007
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,240
their backyard pool.

1008
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,120
What size vert was that?

1009
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,120
I think it was 20 or 30.

1010
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,120
A big ass one.

1011
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,120
Yeah.

1012
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,120
But they have bigger ones now, right?

1013
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,120
I'm sure.

1014
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:27,520
Dude, I used to love seeing whenever they'd go to that dude from Brazil.

1015
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,520
He's got that huge.

1016
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,520
Oh, what?

1017
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,520
I know who he is.

1018
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,520
Travis Pastrana?

1019
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
No.

1020
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,520
Just kidding.

1021
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,520
He had the glasses, right?

1022
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,520
Yeah.

1023
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1024
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,520
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1025
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,520
I know who you're talking about.

1026
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:44,640
That dude had so many huge just straight down ramps and freaking gaps.

1027
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,640
Let me ask you this.

1028
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,440
Have you guys ever dropped into a half one?

1029
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,440
Have you?

1030
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,440
No.

1031
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,440
I tried.

1032
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440
I couldn't get it.

1033
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Yeah.

1034
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
I like crashed every time.

1035
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,920
I am prone to accidents.

1036
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,280
My center of gravity is real weird and like I'm.

1037
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,280
Did you skate?

1038
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,280
Yeah, not well.

1039
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,280
Yeah, me neither.

1040
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,040
I was usually the guy with a camera filming everything.

1041
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,040
I was just chilling out.

1042
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,520
But yeah, I was aggressive in line blading.

1043
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,560
Were you a soul skater?

1044
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560
Yeah.

1045
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Hell yeah.

1046
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,560
Yeah.

1047
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,240
No, I never tried because I knew I would hurt myself.

1048
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,880
Yeah, because I would just mess.

1049
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,880
And you will.

1050
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,000
I mean, even now, if you tried, you'd hurt yourself even fucking more.

1051
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,640
Because I tried a couple when I worked at a Vodka, I was like, I'm going to skate to

1052
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,640
work.

1053
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,760
No, because you get on, you're like, I'm going to try to Ollie.

1054
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,240
And then it's all down.

1055
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,720
I remember you're like, I'm going to moped to work.

1056
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,280
And then you crashed your moped.

1057
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Hey, I did.

1058
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,840
I did crash my moped.

1059
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,440
But let me tell you guys, I was sober.

1060
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,800
Okay.

1061
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,160
Like maybe Cali sober, I guess, because I was like, oh, okay.

1062
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,600
I had a moped for a little while driving home.

1063
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,560
I worked at the usual bar across the street.

1064
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,560
Shout out the usual.

1065
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,960
And I was like, I'm going to take a couple nights off drinking, you know, that'd be good

1066
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,960
for me.

1067
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,640
And then the one night I wasn't drinking, I crashed my fucking skater on the way home

1068
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,320
because a kitten ran out in front of me.

1069
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,320
A fucking kitten.

1070
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,320
It was real.

1071
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,320
It was a kitten.

1072
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,320
I was like, no.

1073
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:06,080
And then I was wearing no gloves, no jacket, fucking nothing and just ate it and had to

1074
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,800
go to work at a Vodka and was wrapped up like a fucking mummy.

1075
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,280
And people would be like, oh, my latte.

1076
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
Can I get it with this?

1077
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,760
And I was like, I'm a fucking mummy.

1078
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,320
Like, no, I'm not touching anything.

1079
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,840
Like I would just sit in front of the register and every single customer, oh my God, what

1080
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,840
happened?

1081
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,240
I'm like, leave me the fuck alone and get you one.

1082
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,240
It was a kitten.

1083
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,240
Yeah.

1084
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,240
I sold that.

1085
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,240
I sold that scooter.

1086
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,840
Shout out to my friend, Matt, but yeah, I had to get rid of that thing.

1087
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,880
He sold it to me, but I crashed that motherfucker.

1088
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,880
Yeah.

1089
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,220
It was brutal.

1090
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:43,520
And I had it when I was driving home, my skin came off my hand and it was flapping in the

1091
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,520
wind.

1092
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,520
I was trying to, I was fucking.

1093
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,760
But the thing about not drinking is if I was drinking, I probably would have hit the ground

1094
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,760
a little more like.

1095
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,760
Elegant.

1096
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760
Yeah.

1097
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,360
You know, a little, you know, you wouldn't have felt it so much.

1098
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,360
Oh yeah.

1099
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,160
But I fucking tensed up and just ripped it.

1100
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,520
Man, it was horrible.

1101
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,520
All right.

1102
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,000
If you're building your perfect breakfast sandwich, what are you going to put on it?

1103
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,440
You guys start, you know, with the bread.

1104
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Yes, sir.

1105
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,440
Okay.

1106
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,320
I would be as detailed as possible.

1107
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,000
So my wife started making sourdough.

1108
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
My wife.

1109
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
My wife.

1110
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,680
She started making sourdough at home and it's the fucking bomb.

1111
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,120
So I'd probably use some homemade sourdough.

1112
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,280
You guys got your own, you got your own bull.

1113
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,280
The starter.

1114
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280
Oh yeah.

1115
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,960
She's feeding that bitch and fucking turning up, pouring a little out and yeah, it's wild.

1116
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,960
That's a whole weekend affair.

1117
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,960
You know, it's like, I started on Wednesday, but I can't make it until I'm just like, so

1118
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,840
you're going to make a fucking mess every single day until you make it.

1119
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,840
Okay.

1120
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,840
Well, I'm going to need to eat that.

1121
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840
Okay.

1122
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:45,160
So sourdough bread, fried egg, uh, some sort of sausage patty.

1123
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,160
My favorite right now is the spicy great value frozen.

1124
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,160
And then cheese.

1125
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,240
I would probably go with like pepper Jack or something.

1126
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,440
And then I would put hot sauce on it and I would have spicy ketchup on the side to dip

1127
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,440
it in.

1128
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
Okay.

1129
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,440
Okay.

1130
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,440
I'm a dipper.

1131
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,000
You gotta have that ketchup.

1132
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
You love ketchup, right?

1133
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Yeah.

1134
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Oh yeah.

1135
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,360
I would never eat a, uh, cheese steak with ketchup and I would never eat a cheese steak

1136
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,360
without ketchup.

1137
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,440
Like if someone offered me a cheese steak, I'd be like, do you have ketchup in there?

1138
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,440
It's a no.

1139
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,440
And I'm like, I'm good.

1140
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,440
I'm good.

1141
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,440
What is the face for doc?

1142
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,440
I'm not a ketchup dude.

1143
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,440
Oh my God.

1144
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,440
I'm not a ketchup hater.

1145
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440
I like ketchup on eggs.

1146
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,440
Yeah.

1147
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,440
Ketchup on eggs.

1148
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Good.

1149
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Ketchup with French fries.

1150
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,440
Ketchup on everything.

1151
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,440
Yeah.

1152
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,440
That's about the only stuff I use.

1153
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440
I put it on my fucking Mac and cheese.

1154
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440
You know, I had to.

1155
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,440
I'm good there.

1156
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,440
I like lemon pepper on my Mac and cheese.

1157
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,440
Whoa.

1158
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,440
Okay.

1159
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,440
I'm good.

1160
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,440
No.

1161
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,440
Next time you get a little Mac and cheese, like even box Mac and cheese, just get you

1162
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440
a little shake of that lemon pepper.

1163
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,440
What do you mean even box Mac and cheese?

1164
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,440
I got two kids.

1165
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,440
I'm not making the real Mac and cheese.

1166
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,440
I'm making the box for sure.

1167
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,440
We usually don't make it.

1168
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,440
We get it from like Chick-fil-A.

1169
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Oh, okay.

1170
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440
Okay.

1171
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,440
Okay.

1172
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,440
Will you put it on the Chick-fil-A?

1173
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,440
Hell yeah, doc.

1174
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Oh damn.

1175
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,800
Let me, let me let you white people know something.

1176
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,080
You can season food that you didn't make.

1177
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,080
Holy shit.

1178
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,760
I thought you could just put hot sauce on it.

1179
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760
You could put anything on it.

1180
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
Dang.

1181
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
You could put some Danos on that shit.

1182
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,760
Damn.

1183
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,760
I bought some Danos because I'd heard it was great.

1184
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,640
It didn't impress me.

1185
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,440
You got to, I mean, it has no salt in it.

1186
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,360
So you got to, you got to salt heavily along with it.

1187
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,760
And I like the spicy Danos better than the regular, but my wife likes, I don't know.

1188
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,140
I jumped on the train years ago.

1189
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,920
So these are the bottle that I have is probably no fucking good now.

1190
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,920
Yeah.

1191
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,200
I've got a giant one I bought for like five bucks.

1192
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,200
Huge.

1193
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,920
I can't get, I've used it.

1194
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,920
I'm going to say, yeah.

1195
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:39,360
It was like a viral thing, a bunch of years ago and then Walmart bought it and yeah, that's

1196
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,360
what happens.

1197
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,360
Okay.

1198
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360
Okay.

1199
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,320
So what's your favorite breakfast of all time?

1200
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,320
Holy shit.

1201
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,320
No, wait, what is your favorite?

1202
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,320
All right.

1203
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320
What?

1204
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,320
No, I got lost.

1205
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,320
Sorry.

1206
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,320
You got lost in the sauce.

1207
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,160
What is your breakfast guilty pleasure?

1208
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Breakfast guilty pleasure.

1209
00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:00,240
Um, well, I don't drink anymore, but I would say Bloody Mary was probably my, that's a

1210
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,240
great guilty.

1211
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,240
Yeah.

1212
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:06,240
I mean, if I'm eating breakfast and I'm doing it up, like you said, all the way, it's going

1213
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,160
to have to be with a Bloody Mary or a mimosa, but I don't drink anymore.

1214
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,160
So you can get a virgin.

1215
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,160
Yeah.

1216
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,320
It's not the same though.

1217
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,360
It just doesn't, it doesn't have that little juice.

1218
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,360
Orange juice.

1219
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,360
Yeah.

1220
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
Or you know what I could do, which I do.

1221
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:24,640
And then I could put you in a beer with it, a little a virgin meat, a lot of, so I'd probably

1222
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,640
do that.

1223
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:32,200
Um, man, I really like, um, like the all, like the all American, you know, I want, I

1224
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:37,680
want, um, fried eggs, hash Browns, bacon, sausage.

1225
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,400
Um, like a Denny's kind of all American.

1226
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,400
Yeah.

1227
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,640
And then I want biscuits and gravy on the side and, uh, like a big glass of orange juice

1228
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,840
or, um, I don't know, coffee sometimes, but I usually have it like before.

1229
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,900
Like so when I get there, I'm like, I don't want a hot drink with my meal.

1230
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,840
You know, I like, I like having a cup of coffee.

1231
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,840
What are you doing?

1232
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,440
You're that guy where they, they walk around there like you need to top off.

1233
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,440
Absolutely.

1234
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,680
If, if it is a breakfast restaurant, I'm getting a coffee.

1235
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,740
If it's late, I will get a decaf, but if it is morning afternoon, I will get a coffee

1236
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:13,480
and I will probably have like four or five cups while I sit there.

1237
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,560
Like I'll drink a cup or two before I get the food.

1238
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:16,560
Yeah.

1239
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,120
And I'll have it with my, I need to get on that.

1240
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,840
So then when you're done eating, you're not tired, right?

1241
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,840
You're just amped up.

1242
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,680
Cause you said fucking six cups of coffee.

1243
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,680
Carved up.

1244
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,680
I got, I got this.

1245
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,680
I got the fat.

1246
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,680
I got the protein.

1247
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680
Let's go.

1248
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,680
Let's go fucking pull some weeds.

1249
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:36,720
So we always kind of go this route, especially with our musician friends.

1250
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,040
You're in the tour van and you've got everywhere to your, to your disposal.

1251
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:46,120
Money's not a problem, but we are getting fast food cause we're on the road.

1252
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,120
So it's gotta be quick.

1253
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,800
Where are we stopping?

1254
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,640
Breakfast, McDonald's, sausage, biscuit and cheese.

1255
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
No egg too.

1256
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,640
Too.

1257
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,640
Too.

1258
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640
You know, no eggs.

1259
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,640
No eggs.

1260
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,280
Cause the eggs are fucking weird there.

1261
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,280
Well, it depends.

1262
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,280
How do you get it?

1263
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,280
Good.

1264
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
Ask for it fresh.

1265
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,360
Oh, and they have to crack an egg for you.

1266
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,360
Oh shit.

1267
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,360
Okay.

1268
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,840
They have like a little circular mold and crack a fresh one in there.

1269
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,160
I know that they've gone to saying they crack all their eggs fresh now.

1270
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,480
Yeah, but then they put them in that little fucking plastic tray or whatever and they're

1271
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480
like, you can get a fresh egg.

1272
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,480
Yeah.

1273
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,480
Okay.

1274
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,480
So for lunch, we'd probably stop.

1275
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,480
I didn't say lunch.

1276
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,480
I just said breakfast.

1277
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,480
This isn't lunch of champions.

1278
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,920
I'm not stopping at Taco Bell for breakfast.

1279
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,920
Okay.

1280
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,920
We learned that.

1281
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,360
If it's three in the morning, you better pull in.

1282
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,360
Yeah.

1283
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,720
They better put a bunch of fire sauce in there.

1284
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,320
I'm not even going to fuck with it.

1285
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,320
That's the other thing.

1286
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,560
Look, we'll eat Taco Bell at three o'clock in the morning, but then you put it in front

1287
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,080
of you at seven 30 and it's not the same.

1288
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,480
You're like, I'm going to throw up everywhere.

1289
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,640
I've had a cold Taco Bell taco for breakfast.

1290
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,800
I mean, I'm more like actual like-

1291
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,800
Taco Bell breakfast.

1292
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,280
Going to breakfast at Taco Bell.

1293
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,600
I don't think I've ever eaten it.

1294
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,600
I don't want to.

1295
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
Like sober.

1296
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,600
You just woke up.

1297
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,640
You're about to go take a friend out for breakfast.

1298
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,240
You're telling me, are you like Taco Bell?

1299
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,240
Yeah.

1300
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,720
Let's get all the change out of the couch first and fucking go.

1301
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:02,720
Yeah.

1302
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,320
No, I'm good on that.

1303
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,320
Or waffle.

1304
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,320
I mean, yeah.

1305
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,320
Waffle house is pretty tight.

1306
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,880
Well, hey, that's a great segue to our next question.

1307
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,680
Favorite breakfast restaurant, whether it's a chain or a local mom and pop shop.

1308
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,680
Oh man.

1309
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,680
Dang.

1310
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,680
There's so many good ones in Fort Worth though.

1311
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,680
I know.

1312
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,680
I mean, shit.

1313
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,680
We are blessed.

1314
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,680
Yeah.

1315
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,320
I would say growing up, it probably would have been IHOP or Denny's.

1316
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:30,640
Now that I'm a man and I like food that doesn't taste like fucking cardboard or whatever.

1317
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Vickery Cafe.

1318
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,440
I love Vickery Cafe.

1319
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,440
So good.

1320
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,480
That's where I went for my birthday breakfast.

1321
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,520
It's got that old school diner feel.

1322
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,040
All the waitresses are so sweet.

1323
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,000
Like one of the waitresses held Hank when he was a baby one time.

1324
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,920
Like typical, like fucking awesome.

1325
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,080
It feels like you're in like a small town and it's like 30 plus years ago.

1326
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,240
And they call you honey and baby and sweetie and stuff.

1327
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:56,000
And I'm like, you step in there and it's like, oh, hey, this feels like how these places

1328
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
felt like when I was a kid.

1329
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Yeah.

1330
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,680
And people are like actually reading the paper and not looking at their fucking phone and

1331
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,320
shit like it's a real last spot.

1332
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,320
Yeah.

1333
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,320
Vickery Cafe.

1334
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,320
Fuck yeah.

1335
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,320
Old neighborhood girls like that too.

1336
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:11,280
And we did like I think Rhodes's first four birthdays there.

1337
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,280
Same vibe.

1338
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280
You know, small, slow.

1339
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280
I like old neighborhood girl for lunch, man.

1340
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,280
They've got a great lunch.

1341
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,960
And all the ladies that work there are super sweet.

1342
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,960
Yeah.

1343
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,400
Everybody there's nice and everybody's taking their time.

1344
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,160
Like you said, read the paper and nobody's really like loud and not on their phone.

1345
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,160
Yeah.

1346
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,160
It's not like, yeah, hustle and bustle.

1347
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:36,040
It's like, no, you're going to sit and you know, do you think turkey bacon is trash or

1348
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,760
would you consider it delish?

1349
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,760
I don't know.

1350
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,840
I mean, I got to have your good turkey bacon because I've never had any.

1351
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Yeah.

1352
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,840
And it's good.

1353
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,840
I'm not.

1354
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,840
I'm coming around.

1355
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,360
Also, I started frying it in the fryer.

1356
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,840
Oh, like in the air fryer.

1357
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,960
No, in the deep.

1358
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,000
Oh, for the burgers that raise because it takes so long to cook on the flat.

1359
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,960
Yeah, I started deep frying it like and then I finish it on the flat top and it's see,

1360
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,960
I would eat that.

1361
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:05,200
But like the other kinds I've had where it's like kind of thin and like, yeah, no.

1362
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,200
Yeah.

1363
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,440
You got to like burn that shit for to taste.

1364
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,440
Yeah.

1365
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,440
And no on the microwave bacon.

1366
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,440
Also, I've been there.

1367
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,440
I've been in a pinch.

1368
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,440
I've been in a bind.

1369
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,440
Yeah.

1370
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,440
But I'm good.

1371
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,760
You know, you don't like that floppy moist.

1372
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,720
Bacon, it better not be coming out floppy from the microwave in the microwave.

1373
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,360
It comes out like super crispy.

1374
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,360
Yeah.

1375
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,360
Why are you cooking it for 30 seconds?

1376
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,360
I don't know.

1377
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,360
I don't use the mic.

1378
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,360
No.

1379
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,360
OK, yeah, no, I don't like floppy.

1380
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,360
This is like me.

1381
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,360
So you're the microwave.

1382
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,360
I was in a pinch.

1383
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,040
So like me saying, I have no experience with the.

1384
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,800
I don't like floppy microwave.

1385
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:45,880
I'm good on is oatmeal peasant food.

1386
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,880
It's baby food.

1387
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,880
OK, that's.

1388
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,800
I'm both both my kids were raised on it and I feel like it's to me, it's kind of like

1389
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,800
baby food.

1390
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,800
I love that.

1391
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,800
Feed it to little Timmy orphan.

1392
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:00,040
And I will throw in there also, I am not a fan of overnight oats.

1393
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:06,120
So if I'm overnight with you or you or your, you know, family, I'd be like, don't.

1394
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,280
But I think I'm only a fan of the overnight oats because of the Acai bowl.

1395
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,880
I bought Acai and me and Ava making Acai bowls at home.

1396
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,880
Like what?

1397
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,880
Frozen cubes of it or something.

1398
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
Yeah.

1399
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,680
I think it's a blueberry fiesta or something.

1400
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,680
Walmart.

1401
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,680
That's right.

1402
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,680
Yeah.

1403
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,400
But yeah, so we've made some Acai bowls, got some old to put on top of it.

1404
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Yeah.

1405
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,840
Thank you, Gracie family for bringing that delicacy to the United States.

1406
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,840
We've been enjoying it.

1407
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,840
No, it's good times.

1408
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,840
Yeah.

1409
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,840
All right, sir.

1410
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,240
What is your favorite action movie?

1411
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,960
OK, violent action movie.

1412
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,120
It doesn't have to be Jean Claude Van Damme.

1413
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,280
This is the question about getting ready, is it?

1414
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,280
No.

1415
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,440
OK, this is just violence action movie.

1416
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440
OK.

1417
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:52,880
Whether it is an 80s style movie or 90s style movie or whether it has a star in it or not,

1418
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,200
we initially went with what's your favorite Jean Claude Van Damme movie, but everybody

1419
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,800
just has blood for it and kind of takes the window to the sale of the question.

1420
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,360
OK, so there's a couple, I would say.

1421
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,360
Go for it.

1422
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,360
You know, you're a movie guest.

1423
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,360
We're going to be talking movies.

1424
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:10,360
Starting younger and until I was a teenager, it probably would have been Teenage Mutant

1425
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,360
Ninja Turtles.

1426
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,360
Hell yeah.

1427
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,360
Yeah.

1428
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:19,240
So growing up, Boondock Saints was pretty fucking tight.

1429
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,120
If you ask me, you know, like, where are you going?

1430
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,720
Nowhere fucking nowhere.

1431
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:24,720
William Defoe.

1432
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,120
I mean, I love that.

1433
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,680
And then like probably Point Break.

1434
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Yeah.

1435
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,680
Lovely.

1436
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:37,120
Point Break is and like you heard the mention on the episode before, that was my number

1437
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,120
one.

1438
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,120
Yeah.

1439
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,120
Keanu Reeves movie.

1440
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,120
Keanu Reeves.

1441
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,620
Yeah.

1442
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:45,480
So yeah, I guess those are, you know, I don't go too violent.

1443
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,360
I'm not a super not a super huge fan of watching violent.

1444
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,720
Violetia.

1445
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,720
Violet TV shows.

1446
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,040
Violet movies a little bit more into a violent TV shows.

1447
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,040
I don't know.

1448
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:03,280
I'm more into I'm more like the office or, you know, community or Parks and Rec or I've

1449
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,080
been rewatching 30 Rocks.

1450
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:10,120
So yes, but yeah, Ninja Turtles, man.

1451
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,760
Why the hell not?

1452
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,760
Secret of the Ooze.

1453
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,760
Yeah.

1454
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,760
Oh yeah.

1455
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,760
Did you have a crush on April, April O'Neal?

1456
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,760
I think I had a crush on Casey Jones.

1457
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:25,400
Well, that was the thing is like the cartoon April O'Neal was hot and live action April

1458
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400
O'Neal.

1459
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,400
Yeah.

1460
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,800
It's kind of like green jumpsuit and she was all.

1461
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
Yeah.

1462
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800
Yeah.

1463
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Casey Jones.

1464
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800
I wanted to be him.

1465
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800
I didn't want to be.

1466
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,160
I named my first dog, Casey Jones after I got one of my dad's old golf bags and I just

1467
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,760
started putting random shit inside of it and carrying it around.

1468
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,760
Yeah.

1469
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,760
Yeah.

1470
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,760
That's a good move.

1471
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760
That's a good move.

1472
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,760
All right, sir.

1473
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,360
Oh, you want to say you know, what is the worst injury due to a fight?

1474
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,760
Whether training, regulated fight or a street fight that you've.

1475
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,760
Okay.

1476
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:59,840
So the worst injury I probably had in a fight was this is one of the fight stories I was

1477
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,200
going to tell when I was in junior high.

1478
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,680
I got in fights a lot in junior high.

1479
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,680
I started a lot of shit.

1480
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,640
I felt like I had something to prove.

1481
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,960
Like people will be like, you won't.

1482
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,960
I'll be like, oh yeah, I will.

1483
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,760
You know, like I'll go crazy.

1484
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,480
I'll go to the junior high again.

1485
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,480
Yeah.

1486
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,360
And you know, like fighting and crying and like going fucking just.

1487
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,960
Like that back to the future, like you're yellow.

1488
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,200
You can always get some trouble.

1489
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:27,640
See I'm thinking more of like a Christmas story with Scott Farkas.

1490
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,640
Oh yeah.

1491
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,880
You know, that would be.

1492
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,160
There's like unbridled rage.

1493
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,160
Oh yeah.

1494
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,800
So this kid was talking shit and I was like, oh man, what's up, dude?

1495
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,080
You know, like you're so little and you're so scrawny.

1496
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,880
Like I could whoop you, blah, blah, blah.

1497
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,960
And so we were like, well, let's meet up at the daycare, which is right around the corner.

1498
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,680
And it's got like a little, I guess, fighting arena basically.

1499
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,680
Yeah.

1500
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,720
Fucking big cement wall I was about to get thrown into.

1501
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,240
So I'm like, let's go motherfucker.

1502
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:58,160
And so I meet him down there and my friends are, you know, there to kind of like back

1503
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,760
me up even though they didn't.

1504
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:05,560
So it turns out this kid was a wrestler and first move.

1505
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:09,360
He just picked me up and fucking slammed me into this.

1506
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,360
Oh, Jesus.

1507
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:17,000
And all my friends were just like, oh, and I was like trying to like, I went at him again

1508
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,120
and tried to hit him and he like grabbed my leg and fucking just, he just kept slamming

1509
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,120
me into the pavement.

1510
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,200
And I was like all beat up, bloodied, bruised, all that shit.

1511
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:30,400
And none of my friends jumped in and helped me and I had to go home and get a haircut.

1512
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,280
So we always walked to school.

1513
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,720
You know, we walked to school 15 miles in the snow every day.

1514
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:41,480
You know, I really did not in the snow, but I walked my broke broken ass home and my mom

1515
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,480
was like, what happened?

1516
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,520
And I was like, oh, I got in a fight and she's like, okay, we're going to get your haircut.

1517
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,960
I remember just sitting in the haircut chair and like blood is like running down my like

1518
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,480
face and she didn't even clean you up or nothing.

1519
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,480
Not really.

1520
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,120
Or they would started bleeding again, probably.

1521
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,520
But yeah, I got my ass to be pretty bad by that dude.

1522
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:04,600
And that was when I learned that, you know, you can talk as much shit as you want, but

1523
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,480
one day somebody's going to whoop your ass and then you probably won't talk so much shit.

1524
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,600
And I cleaned up my act after that.

1525
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:15,800
Even though I did win fights before and after that, I was no longer the instigator.

1526
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,840
Yeah, I just played it cool.

1527
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,560
Just takes one time of getting humbled.

1528
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,720
Yeah, put everything in perspective.

1529
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,760
And I was very fucking humbled and it sucked.

1530
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,360
So Jesse, wherever you are, man, keep it going.

1531
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,960
Shout out, Jesse.

1532
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,960
Jesse hit Jesse's in the UFC.

1533
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,960
It's like the cut overlay.

1534
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,400
He's like, what do you think?

1535
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:44,280
Like you, you obviously are not training, so you personally don't have a finishing move

1536
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,680
that that would be your favorite.

1537
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:50,440
But like if you're watching a fight, like to like even if it's a movie or something,

1538
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,720
what do you think is the coolest way to like finish a fight?

1539
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
Uppercut.

1540
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,720
Uppercut.

1541
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,320
Like kind of like fly up and then they're like hit the ground or whatever.

1542
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,320
That's a great way.

1543
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,320
Yeah.

1544
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,840
Where their like skeleton comes out of their body in the video game.

1545
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,520
Their soul leaves for a moment.

1546
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,520
Yeah.

1547
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,720
Great segue because the next question is what's your favorite fighting arcade game or it could

1548
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,480
be a console game?

1549
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,160
I would probably go with either Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

1550
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,160
Hell yeah.

1551
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,160
Good choices.

1552
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,440
You know what I was thinking about the other day that I completely forgot about is SNES

1553
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:22,440
versus Capcom.

1554
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,440
Dude.

1555
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,440
Oh my God.

1556
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,440
I forgot this other game.

1557
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,800
Oh, Streets of Rage is so cool.

1558
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,800
Oh, Streets of Rage.

1559
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,800
But it wasn't Streets of Rage.

1560
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,800
It was this other game.

1561
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,800
I'm going to have to find it.

1562
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,800
Yeah, it's cool.

1563
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,800
Yeah.

1564
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,800
Double Dragon.

1565
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,160
No, it was a Sega game, but I saw it and I heard like the intro music to it and I was

1566
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,160
like, it brought me.

1567
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,160
Ninja Gaiden?

1568
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,160
It wasn't Ninja Gaiden.

1569
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,160
Fatal Fury?

1570
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,160
No, it wasn't that either.

1571
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,440
I had a Fatal Fury hat that I wore all the time.

1572
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,440
It was like a licensed one.

1573
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,040
I found it for 99 cents at Goodwill.

1574
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Oh damn.

1575
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,280
I wore it every human error show and it would get knocked off my head, trampled.

1576
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:57,360
I still have it at my house, but it started out, it was a white trucker hat with red mesh,

1577
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,000
red writing, red bill.

1578
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,140
The white is now brown.

1579
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:05,320
Just like all the sweat and blood and just dirt from getting trampled.

1580
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,320
Nice.

1581
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,320
Yeah.

1582
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,320
The game was really cool.

1583
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,320
I'll show it to you guys.

1584
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,640
I'll find it, but you'll hear it and see it and be like, oh damn, I forgot about that.

1585
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaking of Genesis, I was just going back into my memories, but I guess like six years

1586
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,960
ago, I was super obsessed with Aladdin on Genesis for a long time.

1587
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,560
You still have the Sega, right?

1588
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,400
No, I got rid of it.

1589
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,400
That game was so hard.

1590
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,000
I think that was one of the first video games I ever beat.

1591
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Oh damn.

1592
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,480
I never beat anything.

1593
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:43,040
I'm not one to beat many video games, but I remember I was probably like seven or eight

1594
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,640
and the first time I beat it, I was like, oh my God.

1595
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,440
I figured it out and then I could just play the game all the way through.

1596
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:54,720
I beat it so many times because it was one of like four games I had, but I knew that

1597
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,160
I could just finish it in one afternoon.

1598
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,440
Wait, did they put Sega games and Nintendo power?

1599
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,160
Aladdin was on Super Nintendo and Genesis.

1600
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Oh, that's right.

1601
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,560
And so was Lion King and they're slightly different.

1602
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560
I had it on Super Nintendo.

1603
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:07,560
See, I didn't have it.

1604
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,560
Super Nintendo was easier.

1605
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,960
Genesis was significantly harder in difficulty.

1606
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,360
I didn't have a Sega Genesis.

1607
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:17,600
I had the original Nintendo, Super Nintendo and then PlayStation.

1608
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:23,000
Were you a professional wrestling fan like WWE or anything like that?

1609
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I had a friend.

1610
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Oh, sorry.

1611
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,120
I was just going to say, so who was your favorite wrestler slash era slash event?

1612
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,120
Okay.

1613
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:34,360
So I had a friend that was into it and this would have been fifth grade and his parents

1614
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,840
would buy all the pay-per-views.

1615
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,720
So anytime there was a pay-per-view, he'd be like, hey, you want to come watch it?

1616
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,840
And I did sometimes I didn't other times, but my favorite guy, this would have been

1617
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:48,880
if I was in fifth grade, it would have been 95 or 96 and Sting was my guy.

1618
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,880
Sting.

1619
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,880
So was that Monday Night Raw?

1620
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:51,880
I think so.

1621
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Yeah, that was WCW.

1622
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,480
Yeah, it was WCW, which would have been Monday Nitro.

1623
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,480
Oh, Nitro.

1624
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,480
Yeah, Nitro was so good.

1625
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,480
I would watch it.

1626
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,120
So I would watch Nitro.

1627
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,120
Yeah.

1628
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,040
Because all the kids would talk about it at school.

1629
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,480
So if you didn't watch it, you were going to be left out of the conversation.

1630
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:13,640
If you were growing up in that era, there wasn't very much on and of course, we didn't

1631
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,560
have the internet back in my day and streaming and all that stuff, physical media.

1632
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:22,840
If you weren't one of those kids who had parents that would buy the pay-per-view or whatever,

1633
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,600
you'd have to wait for six to eight months for it to come out on VHS and then you'd have

1634
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:30,960
to go to Blockbuster and fight the other little kids to read it because you wanted to see

1635
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,480
Summer Slam from last year because you're broke-ass didn't get a chance to see it.

1636
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,120
I heard Summer Slam was really good this year.

1637
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,120
I've heard that too.

1638
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,280
I haven't watched it.

1639
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:43,080
We should get back into it just as grown-ass adults as we're fully involved by it.

1640
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,280
That's so good.

1641
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,560
So Monday nights would have been Nitro.

1642
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:53,400
Wednesday was South Park and Saturday was 120 Minutes.

1643
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:59,160
And then those shows on the Christian station where they would play the music videos really

1644
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,920
late at night before you're supposed to go to fucking church in the morning.

1645
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,960
I'm like staying up watching skate videos at four o'clock in the morning and then following

1646
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,560
a sleep in church always.

1647
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,800
Always, always.

1648
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:13,840
I just sent you that video of the slick shoes at a Warp Tour.

1649
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,160
Dude, if you were not alive when we were alive, I feel sorry for you because there was just

1650
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:23,360
this fine line of walking between like, I'm walking righteously with the Lord, but I'm

1651
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:28,440
also looking for everything that does not sound like walking righteously with the Lord.

1652
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,760
And then it just was like kind of the corniest version of like the hardest music you could

1653
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:33,760
have ever heard.

1654
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:34,760
So Project 86.

1655
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Fuck yeah, dude.

1656
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:41,000
I want a Project 86 CD from the local alternative radio station in Springfield, Illinois.

1657
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,520
Because on Sunday nights they would have like a church hour where they would play like alternative

1658
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,520
Christian rock.

1659
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,160
I called in and I answered like a bunch of Bible verses right.

1660
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,160
Oh my God.

1661
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,440
And got to go down to the station and pick up my Project 86 CD.

1662
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,240
What's crazy is I was trying to tell this to another friend of mine that was a little

1663
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,640
bit younger of like, you don't understand.

1664
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:04,600
Think about like how big DC Talks, like Jesus Freak crossed over onto like the mainstream

1665
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:09,560
and it was just like, it was like, I would, because I was a Christian at that time, I

1666
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:10,560
thought, oh, this is awesome.

1667
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,040
Yeah, I had the CD single for Jesus Freak.

1668
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,240
I thought it was a cool thing.

1669
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,520
Jars of Clay was another one.

1670
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,440
See, I was more of a fan of audio adrenaline.

1671
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,440
Yeah.

1672
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,840
So I was more of a 500 and frenzy fan.

1673
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,840
Oh my God.

1674
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,840
Don't even, we've already, you've already talked about that.

1675
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,840
You don't know about Super Chick?

1676
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Oh yeah.

1677
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,360
I saw a Super Chick play in a like.

1678
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,680
Wait, not Super Tones.

1679
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,680
No, Super Chick.

1680
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,680
Super Tones.

1681
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,680
They were like a pop punk.

1682
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:34,680
They had two chicks.

1683
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,360
One had like brown hair and one had like blondish reddish hair.

1684
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,360
I forgot about that.

1685
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:43,720
So when I was in seventh grade, I did a lock in at University of Illinois in Champaign,

1686
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Urbana.

1687
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,160
And it was like, I went to a Lutheran school.

1688
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:52,720
And so in the like auditorium of the local church, Super Chick played to just like the

1689
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,880
youth group, like the seventh and eighth graders.

1690
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:55,880
Nice.

1691
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,880
It was awesome.

1692
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,520
A lot of impure thoughts going on.

1693
01:00:58,520 --> 01:00:59,520
So many impure thoughts.

1694
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,600
I know I sent it to Renee, but when I found the flyer of the show that we were both at,

1695
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:08,840
I also found the flyer of the first punk slash Christian show I ever went to.

1696
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:12,080
And it was with this band, Dogwood, who you might remember.

1697
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,040
And then the local band was Schmunks4u.

1698
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,040
Schmunks4u.

1699
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,480
And I'm friends with one of the guys on Facebook and I sent him the flyer and he's like, oh

1700
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,200
my God, I can't believe you still have that.

1701
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,200
So many cool bands.

1702
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,200
Yeah, dude.

1703
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,200
Let's see.

1704
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,200
Yeah.

1705
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,480
Jivago was a club, 217 club.

1706
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,040
It was over for Brian Irvin and like 20.

1707
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,520
It was like a Christian club.

1708
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,240
I went there one time for a battle.

1709
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Was it Cafe 217?

1710
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,040
I think I know what you're talking about.

1711
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,760
I think it was over like where Music Go Round is now.

1712
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,760
I don't think so.

1713
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,760
I don't think so.

1714
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,760
But yeah, it was like club.

1715
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:44,760
He's more like Irving.

1716
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:45,760
Yeah.

1717
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,760
Yeah.

1718
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:51,120
I went to, I saw some bands play in Grapevine, Mid Cities and Grand Prairie.

1719
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,600
Did you guys ever go to God's Place?

1720
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,920
I don't think so.

1721
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,920
You remember it?

1722
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920
I think I've heard of it.

1723
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,920
Burned and shit.

1724
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:01,080
Man, that was the one like Christian like club place I wanted to go to, but I didn't

1725
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,080
ever go.

1726
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,080
I think it was out this way somewhere.

1727
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,680
We'll have to look into it.

1728
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,160
But yeah, there was like club 217 or something like that.

1729
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,160
And yeah, it was.

1730
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,160
Timothy 217.

1731
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:14,520
It was an all ages club and it was set up like a bar, but they didn't serve alcohol.

1732
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,280
And yeah, I saw like my first ever Christian metalcore bands there in like 2002.

1733
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,280
It's no Venice Beach.

1734
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,280
It's beautiful.

1735
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,280
Whoa.

1736
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,280
Yeah.

1737
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,280
Sent you back, right?

1738
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,280
Club DMX.

1739
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,280
Oh my God.

1740
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,280
Or Cowboys on college night.

1741
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,280
Good Lord.

1742
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,280
There was a lot of bad.

1743
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,280
Bad.

1744
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,280
Decisions.

1745
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,360
Do we want to skip like the last three?

1746
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,360
Sure.

1747
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,920
The one question I want you with the montage question.

1748
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,920
I want the money.

1749
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,920
Yeah, let's do the training montage.

1750
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,920
I think everything else is kind of like wrestling.

1751
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,920
Okay.

1752
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:44,920
Yeah.

1753
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,240
So the training montage, as soon as you guys said this question to someone, I knew right

1754
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,000
away what my training montage was.

1755
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Three ninjas.

1756
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Shit.

1757
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,560
When they hang the fucking clay pots from the tree and they're like kicking them with

1758
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,560
their grandpa and shit.

1759
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:58,560
How?

1760
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,560
How is no one not mentioned that?

1761
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,040
That's like the best fucking training.

1762
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,800
I love that movie.

1763
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,320
And actually loves Emily.

1764
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,320
Rocky.

1765
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,680
Dude, my movie is fucking.

1766
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,960
My son actually brought that up to raise other days.

1767
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,320
So we played it while we were doing burgers.

1768
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:18,240
We played on the first day we were open and when we played it last week and he's watching

1769
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,400
it, he's like, I kick those karate kids ass.

1770
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,400
I got this.

1771
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,400
I got that.

1772
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,160
And I was like, it was during the montage.

1773
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,960
So it's during the montage.

1774
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,600
And I was like, well, they're learning right now.

1775
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,560
I was like, by the end of the movie, I don't know if you could.

1776
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,760
And then I got that.

1777
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,680
I was like, those dudes train with their grandpa.

1778
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,680
Yeah.

1779
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,240
I can take all of my ones.

1780
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,240
All right.

1781
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,720
He's like, especially the fat one always has food in.

1782
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,720
Yeah.

1783
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,720
I was like, some time alone.

1784
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,200
Does the movie still hold up?

1785
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,360
Cause I haven't rewatched it yet.

1786
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,000
I watched it a couple times.

1787
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,880
You know, right now that movie holds up.

1788
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:48,880
It holds the fuck up.

1789
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,120
I've been saving it because I want it to be, you know, why I think that movie holds up

1790
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:56,320
because there's just the suspension of disbelief that those little kids are like rolling around

1791
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,720
the city on their bikes and shit like that without their parents like knowing and shit

1792
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,720
like that.

1793
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:06,080
And that was like, that's the biggest thing as a kid is just like the, the autonomous

1794
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,360
independence to make decisions, to do things, to like save the world or whatever.

1795
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,640
You know, there's always some big mystery or some big thing.

1796
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,040
If my parents didn't know what I was doing right now, I'd be saving the world.

1797
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,600
We tried karate instead.

1798
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,520
We were like looking at dumb shit on the internet.

1799
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,520
Yeah.

1800
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,520
Yeah.

1801
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,520
Well, I mean, no, we did that.

1802
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,520
We went around, but we were like breaking beer bottles in the, in the, in the, in the

1803
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,520
shoot, BB guns and shit.

1804
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,520
Yeah.

1805
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,520
Or in the drainage ditch.

1806
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:33,520
Did you guys ever go out in the woods and just find porn mags and 40s?

1807
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,520
Hell yeah.

1808
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:38,960
I remember finding like beer cans and like empty cigarettes and shit like that.

1809
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:43,320
And no, we have one of my friends, like his house backed up to just like woods as far

1810
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,760
as you could see.

1811
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,440
And we would just get lost in the woods for like six, eight hours a day.

1812
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:52,320
And that's before we were, you carried around a water bottle, like a little fucking whistle.

1813
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,480
Like, this was also, this was in Illinois.

1814
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,480
So it wasn't like a million degrees.

1815
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:00,100
It was like when it was cold out, like we get bundled up and go out there, but people would

1816
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,240
stash 40s in the creek.

1817
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,240
Cause they say cold.

1818
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:08,440
So the first time I ever take a drink and forget the first time I ever tasted beer was

1819
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,080
out of a 40 that was like ice cold from the creek.

1820
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,760
That's tasty and for you.

1821
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,200
And then like not far from like, you'd kind of just follow the trail and then, Oh, there's

1822
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,200
a porn omegs.

1823
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,140
And I remember, yeah, similar situation.

1824
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:24,240
Coming out with uncles and cousins to like go shoot guns into the desert.

1825
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,240
And all of a sudden you stumble across somebody's favorite little scene.

1826
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,600
You know, like cool.

1827
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,240
Always always with the porno mags.

1828
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,240
Okay.

1829
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:36,680
So before we go, before we go too far off of the training montage, I do have one honorable

1830
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:40,520
mention I also wanted to bring up that I don't know if you guys have thought about.

1831
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:46,760
It's not so much a training montage, but it's a kind of getting ready for battle, securing

1832
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,760
goods and getting ready and doing whatnot.

1833
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,920
And that would be from the movie monster squad.

1834
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:52,920
Oh yes.

1835
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,680
When they're making the bullets and they're sharpening the fucking stakes.

1836
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:57,680
Yeah.

1837
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,680
Yeah.

1838
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,680
I love stuff like that.

1839
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,640
That would be my, I mean, I would, I would categorize that as a training montage.

1840
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,400
Listen, I'm so sorry.

1841
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:10,240
I'm apologizing to, if you can see me, I have an itchy toe right now.

1842
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:15,160
And so I've been wearing these shoes for about 10 hours today and my foot just started sweating

1843
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,160
and itching.

1844
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,780
So if you see me and you're disgusted, I apologize.

1845
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:23,320
If you can't see me and I just brought this up and I outed myself, honestly, they should

1846
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,200
be charging if they're seeing toes.

1847
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,400
I understand.

1848
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:30,520
If there's anybody out there that really needs to see my feet up close and personal, we can

1849
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,520
work something out.

1850
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,520
And that then six, eight, two, two, nine, four, zero, one, zero, one.

1851
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,960
And that money goes directly to the broke boys.

1852
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,960
Yes.

1853
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:39,960
The broke boys betters.

1854
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:40,960
Yeah.

1855
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,960
The broke boys better bank.

1856
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:44,960
Yeah.

1857
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:45,960
Yeah.

1858
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,360
I did have this before we moved on.

1859
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:53,320
If you were like transported and you were like, okay, I'm about to go fight somebody

1860
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:57,480
in like a movie or made for TV series.

1861
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,600
What's the song they're going to play for you to walk out to?

1862
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,640
You're about to beat somebody's ass.

1863
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,000
What's your hype up like?

1864
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,880
I guess like classic refuse new noise.

1865
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,840
Got that Friday night lights vibe going on.

1866
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,360
Get an ice cream.

1867
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,360
Yeah, that would probably be it.

1868
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,720
I mean, I'm going to steal that from them.

1869
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:23,040
And that song fucking rules and everybody that'll get everyone.

1870
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:24,040
Yeah.

1871
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,400
It's a high pass song for sure.

1872
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,280
I remember watching that video on 120 minutes for the very first time.

1873
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,280
They can see you on the video.

1874
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,280
So you making all these faces.

1875
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,280
People are going to be like, why is Parker Parker's like this?

1876
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,280
I remember seeing the video.

1877
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,280
Oh, what?

1878
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,280
No fight.

1879
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,280
Fight.

1880
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,280
Oh my God.

1881
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,280
Our first fight.

1882
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,280
Yeah.

1883
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,600
So the first on camera on show fight.

1884
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,600
Yeah.

1885
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,560
It's sort of a walk on song for a band TV.

1886
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,840
They're the band I would like to fight.

1887
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:53,200
Dude, I had such a hard line of radio head right behind them.

1888
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,080
Now that's a great episode.

1889
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,560
Bands that you would want to fight.

1890
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,920
Oh, the starting line would be the first band I would want to fight.

1891
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:04,200
I threw my shoe at that guy knowing I'm not going to get this shoe back.

1892
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,480
Was it a warp tour by chance?

1893
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:09,800
No, it was at the door in Dallas and we were on the upper part and he was like, Hey guys,

1894
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:10,800
who's ready to have fun?

1895
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,240
And I was like, fuck this.

1896
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:19,320
The warp tour like 2002 or 2003, I was watching the suicide machines play.

1897
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,320
Okay.

1898
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,320
Yeah, they're cool.

1899
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:25,960
Starting line is playing at the stage next to them and they go, fuck those motherfuckers

1900
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:30,920
up and suicide machines, which listening to suicide machines now I'm like, they're just

1901
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,400
a fucking ska band.

1902
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,400
Yeah.

1903
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,400
Like they're not even like a punky kind of, not even like rancid.

1904
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,040
Like they're a little bit poppier than that even.

1905
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:44,360
And they're like, when we play this song, charge those motherfuckers and make them wish

1906
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,760
they'd never been born.

1907
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:50,040
And everyone watching the suicide machines just fucking clobbered the starting line.

1908
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,040
Oh shit.

1909
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:54,040
And yeah, it was, it was really fucking funny.

1910
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,560
It was stupid, stupid idiots.

1911
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,560
Wonderful.

1912
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:01,520
Well, that has been the lightning round with your and my guest, Jordan Klein.

1913
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,520
Wonderful.

1914
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:06,000
We, we feel like we're old friends, so we're just kind of getting into stories.

1915
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:11,040
So if you feel like this episode's kind of all over the place, it is, but it's meant

1916
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:16,200
to be that way because we're comfortable and it's rested and we have a friend here.

1917
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,960
But if you did listen to last episode and you've heard the last couple of episodes,

1918
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:28,200
we've been doing this segment where we have like the top five movies from our favorite

1919
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,200
action stars.

1920
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:33,160
And so we recapped your favorite Keanu Reeves last time because you had texted me on that.

1921
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:37,200
So this time we are talking Nicholas Cage.

1922
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:43,440
And so we're going to just take a second to think about, uh, refresh our memory as to

1923
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,000
like any of the Nicholas Cage.

1924
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Think about your father.

1925
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,920
While we're refreshing, will you hand me my bag and I have something to show to the camera.

1926
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,200
And this might refresh you guys if you forgot.

1927
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,720
Um, I did bring the cereal to show off.

1928
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:06,080
I also brought my copy that, uh, of, uh, con air that I made, uh, nice, a little, I love

1929
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,800
that little swap.

1930
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:12,360
I did a con air face off double feature, but I want to do a triple feature.

1931
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:17,320
I want to start with con air and then I want to do face off and I want to end with broken

1932
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,320
error.

1933
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,320
Oh shit.

1934
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,320
I forgot face off.

1935
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,320
Yeah, that's a good one.

1936
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:25,800
But broken arrow is John Travolta and Christian Slater directed by John Wu, who also did

1937
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800
a face off.

1938
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:31,040
So you could do a Nicholas Cage movie, a John Travolta movie, and then one with both of

1939
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,400
them that also shares.

1940
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,240
It's like a six degrees separation with Kevin Bacon.

1941
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,720
So do we start at number one?

1942
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:43,960
We usually just kind of freestyle, uh, just because for the most part we forget who we're

1943
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:44,960
talking about.

1944
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,800
And then we kind of just like to talk about her.

1945
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:52,640
And then at the end we kind of come back and give like a little, um, but what I was going

1946
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:57,360
to say is for those of you who are unaware of who Nicholas Cage is, if you haven't seen

1947
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:02,920
any Nicholas Cage movies, uh, I suggest that you stop what you're doing right now, uh,

1948
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:06,000
and educate yourself on this fine, fine person.

1949
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:12,360
Uh, he is a member of the, uh, famous Coppola family.

1950
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,360
Yeah.

1951
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,720
I mean, well, clearly.

1952
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:15,720
Yeah.

1953
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,040
So he is a Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.

1954
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,040
I believe.

1955
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,040
Oh shit.

1956
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,040
I didn't know that.

1957
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:25,440
So he is a Coppola's like cousin and like everybody that's related to the Coppola's,

1958
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:33,560
which, um, Talia Shire, um, she is the actress in Rocky.

1959
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,560
She's also Jason Schwartzman's mother.

1960
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:41,480
Um, Jay, wait, the drummer for, um, California.

1961
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:44,280
Uh, and also the actor.

1962
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:45,280
Yeah.

1963
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:49,680
Um, but she's also like in the Coppola family as well.

1964
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:54,280
And so you've got like the Schwartzman's, the Coppola's, the cages.

1965
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,960
There's a lot of people that are kind of in that family and the Hollywood network and

1966
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:02,800
you would, if you're Catholics, you know, Italian and now you've got the lead singer

1967
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,000
Phoenix and exactly like, yep, they're involved now.

1968
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,320
So we've got French, the French involved in the Coppola Illuminati.

1969
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:14,880
Uh, also, um, uh, if you don't know Nick Cage, he's kind of an eccentric person.

1970
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,480
Uh, he's, he's got an obsession with, what's that?

1971
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:20,480
The man loved leather.

1972
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:21,480
He does love leather.

1973
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:27,620
He also loves dinosaur bones and he loves like collecting just like grandiose things

1974
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:33,560
that you would like never considered like, like pieces of buildings and like time historical

1975
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,560
things.

1976
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:39,160
And so he's got lots of fossils and bones and cars and planes and trains and automobiles

1977
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,160
and boners.

1978
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:44,520
Uh, what I would also mention is, uh, he's already, he's already bought his grave plot

1979
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,520
also.

1980
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,520
I've been there.

1981
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,520
I've been there too.

1982
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,520
I'll have to dig up.

1983
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:51,760
I have a picture of Jake Palachuk in front of it.

1984
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,600
Um, it's a, it's a big white pyramid.

1985
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,600
It's in new Orleans.

1986
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,600
Yeah.

1987
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,600
And cemetery number two.

1988
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,600
Yeah.

1989
01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,600
I love that cemetery.

1990
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600
It got struck by lightning twice.

1991
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,600
Shut up.

1992
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:02,600
Yeah.

1993
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,680
Just the pyramid.

1994
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,840
We get to take a tour of St. Louis cemetery.

1995
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,520
Number two, a tornado was coming.

1996
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:12,440
So we were the only ones in the cemetery and the tour guide was like telling us how it

1997
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:18,080
got struck by lightning twice and like how he can be buried there because he is Catholic

1998
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:22,800
because he's a Coppola, but that, yeah, he bought it and he probably shouldn't be there

1999
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,640
because it got struck by lightning twice.

2000
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,640
Yeah.

2001
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,840
Um, and that I saw it, that would have, that was my 30th birthday.

2002
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:33,200
So that was 10 years ago when I saw it, but yeah, it's fucking crazy dude already bought

2003
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:37,080
his fucking tomb and it's just like waiting.

2004
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:41,800
I mean, when you're, when your uncle is Francis Ford Coppola and you know, I made some of

2005
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,320
the greatest movies full time.

2006
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,640
You decide at a very young age that you want to make your own name and you still make your

2007
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,600
own name when people don't really know that you're a Coppola.

2008
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,100
That's yeah.

2009
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:57,920
So um, I think I was kind of like to try to open these up with like, I try to take a beat

2010
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:04,240
and think about when was the first time I was like cognizant of a Nicholas Cage in my

2011
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,140
personal life and then kind of branch out through there.

2012
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:14,200
So I remember seeing the poster and the cover for raising Arizona and like some of the earliest

2013
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,800
flashes of my memory.

2014
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:20,920
I bet if I were to call my mom and dad and ask them, you know, is that one of the movies

2015
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,480
that they saw when they were younger earlier in their marriage?

2016
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:27,240
Or could you have seen it while you were in the house with them?

2017
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:28,240
Right.

2018
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:33,080
I think that's probably like the one movie that like is like as far back as I can remember

2019
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,080
for start.

2020
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:35,080
I go and, Oh, I like that guy.

2021
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,080
I like that guy.

2022
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,080
Let's watch that movie.

2023
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,080
Let's watch that movie.

2024
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,080
I think that's the first thing that kind of came across my face is like, this is Nicholas

2025
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,080
Cage.

2026
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,080
It's a wonderful movie too.

2027
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,800
Who was the director of that one?

2028
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:44,800
I don't know.

2029
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:45,800
What's that?

2030
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:46,800
Raising Arizona.

2031
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:47,800
It was the Cohen brothers.

2032
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,800
Oh yeah.

2033
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:49,800
That's why it's so good.

2034
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:50,800
Hey, I know those guys.

2035
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:51,800
I was in a bit.

2036
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,800
Hey, brother.

2037
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,800
Remember when you yelled at me?

2038
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,800
Yeah, that was me.

2039
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,800
Yeah.

2040
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,400
So, um, anyone have a particular favorite they want to bring up right off the bat?

2041
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,400
Okay.

2042
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:06,200
So pertaining to that first question to, for me to know when I kind of first realized that

2043
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:11,160
my one question would be which movie came out first, the rock or gone in 60 seconds,

2044
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,160
the rock, the rock.

2045
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:18,520
Okay, so the rock was probably my first really knowing and acknowledging who he is.

2046
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,520
Yeah.

2047
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:23,680
I also remember seeing, I know I saw the rock in the theater because I remember those fucking

2048
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:29,120
green balls or whatever, but that movie, that movie is so fucking fantastic.

2049
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:30,120
Yeah.

2050
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,680
Michael Bay, Jerry Brookheimer.

2051
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:32,680
Yeah.

2052
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,800
Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage.

2053
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,800
And I love it.

2054
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
And it's cool.

2055
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,800
I mean, it's not just a movie.

2056
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:42,080
It's like a lore, you know, they're pulling in real world, you know, stuff.

2057
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,080
Yeah.

2058
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:45,480
It is real and it's not just all made up.

2059
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:50,480
And I think that's kind of like one of his tropes too, is to like have some of that real

2060
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,480
world fantasy.

2061
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:52,480
National treasure.

2062
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,480
National treasure.

2063
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,480
Yeah.

2064
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:59,120
The rock with the, you know, the prison and that whole thing.

2065
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,880
I think like that's one of the things that he kind of maybe seeks out and maybe some

2066
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:07,160
of the rules that he takes up is just like a little, a little believability in the real

2067
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:09,000
world tie into real world events.

2068
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,440
So fun fact.

2069
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,680
The rock has a criterion edition.

2070
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:16,480
It is one of two Michael Bay movies to be on criterion.

2071
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:17,480
What's the other one?

2072
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,480
I don't want to miss a thing.

2073
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,480
Armageddon.

2074
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480
Yuck.

2075
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:25,880
I wish that had Nicholas Cage in it.

2076
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,600
Nicholas Cage would have been athleic.

2077
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,960
He should have played the love interest.

2078
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,480
So maybe some lesser known ones.

2079
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:41,440
Have you guys seen one of my favorite ones that he did that not a lot of people have

2080
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,240
seen was Lord of War.

2081
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,200
Yeah, I saw it in the theater.

2082
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,120
I'm pretty sure I've got a poster of it from when I worked at the movie theater.

2083
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,120
What year was that?

2084
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:50,120
2005.

2085
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,360
I don't know if I've seen that one.

2086
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,360
It's really good.

2087
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:54,600
I think it's on 2B too.

2088
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,600
Yeah.

2089
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:58,400
So that's one that maybe not a lot of people like throw out there when it comes to like

2090
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,520
Nicholas Cage movies.

2091
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,520
I love that movie.

2092
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,520
Jared Leto is in that movie.

2093
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,520
One of the most underrated performances.

2094
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,520
You're fucked Jared Leto.

2095
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,520
Yeah, forever.

2096
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,520
What did he do?

2097
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,520
Have you ever met the dude?

2098
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,520
What did he do?

2099
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:08,520
He's like a cult leader.

2100
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,520
I have met the dude.

2101
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,160
I met him twice and it was terrible.

2102
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:15,160
I separate Jared Leto from the...

2103
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,560
The actor of 30 Seconds Tomorrow?

2104
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,560
And the 30 Seconds Tomorrow.

2105
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,560
No, they're the same person.

2106
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,560
Damn it.

2107
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:22,680
And both versions are the fucking worst.

2108
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,960
No, do you recommend him for a dream?

2109
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:25,960
You know what other...

2110
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:30,800
In real life, he should have his arm cut off.

2111
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,760
Talk about bands I want to fight, Jared Leto, front of the fucking line.

2112
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:36,760
30 Seconds Tomorrow, step right up.

2113
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:37,760
Damn.

2114
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,760
I don't want to fight the rest of the band, just him.

2115
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,400
Fuck Jared Leto.

2116
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,400
Jeez.

2117
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:47,080
And then before our time, you have Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

2118
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,960
It kind of makes a little appearance in there.

2119
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:50,960
I forgot he was in the one.

2120
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,960
He played Brad's bud there.

2121
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:56,720
He also made an uncredited appearance in the great movie, The Outsiders.

2122
01:17:56,720 --> 01:18:00,160
He plays a soche in that movie because he's a soche.

2123
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,160
And then right after...

2124
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:06,360
So think about this three run of 82, 83.

2125
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:10,640
He did Fast Times at Ridgemont High, followed by The Outsiders, followed by Valley Girl.

2126
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,640
Just like one, two...

2127
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,920
He just got to be a little blip in three of the greatest freaking movies ever.

2128
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:16,920
Yeah.

2129
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,360
And then so I was reading a little bit about him and apparently he was like...

2130
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,720
I personally thought that he was always method.

2131
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:23,560
He just was always a method actor.

2132
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:27,560
But apparently he had this story where in 1984 he was playing a...

2133
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:31,240
I think a trolley driver or something like that.

2134
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:37,800
But he was so into his method acting that he smashed up a piece of glass and realized

2135
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,680
that he couldn't take himself that far.

2136
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:43,280
So he actually has not been doing really method acting since the 80s.

2137
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,320
He's just doing acting.

2138
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,480
That's just him.

2139
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,480
That is just him.

2140
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,480
I love it.

2141
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:50,360
Remind me what method acting is.

2142
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,960
It's like when you take over, you embody the character and then you're like...

2143
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,200
Yeah, like Jim Carrey, Man in the Moon.

2144
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:57,960
He only wanted to be known as Andy.

2145
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:58,960
You couldn't talk to him.

2146
01:18:58,960 --> 01:18:59,960
And he walked around talking like that.

2147
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:00,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2148
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:01,960
Okay, okay.

2149
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:03,720
So yeah, we've touched on Con Air.

2150
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:08,760
We've touched on Face Off, the one that you mentioned that I think is highly underrated

2151
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:12,520
now that I've gone back and taken a look at it through adult eyes has gone in 60 seconds.

2152
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,000
That would be my mention.

2153
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,760
That would probably be my guy number two or number three.

2154
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,760
I think what...

2155
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,600
Gone in 60 seconds is a fucking great movie.

2156
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,600
Yeah.

2157
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,040
The opening and like...

2158
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,040
Have you seen the original?

2159
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,040
It's a remake.

2160
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,040
Yeah, it's a remake.

2161
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,040
Oh, wait.

2162
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,040
I probably have.

2163
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,800
And the original was like super low budget with like crazy car stunts.

2164
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:33,800
It's really good.

2165
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:34,800
Yeah.

2166
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,800
Man.

2167
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,840
You know, there's so many movies that you watch back in the day.

2168
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:42,480
And like for me, watching movies back in the day, we would always get ripped, blasted.

2169
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,800
So I've seen like, you know, there's probably a hundred movies that I'm like, I don't even

2170
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,080
remember and someone's like that.

2171
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,520
And I'm like, oh wait, yeah, I have seen that.

2172
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,640
Because that would be me.

2173
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,320
Like before we went into the movie theater, we're in the parking lot.

2174
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:56,280
Blowing one down.

2175
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,320
And then I'm straight in right before the movie's about to start.

2176
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,560
No sitting and fucking around and eating popcorn.

2177
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,240
We're going in and we're getting it done.

2178
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:09,800
So speaking of like runs, he did Rock, Con Air, Face Off, Back to Back to Back.

2179
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:10,800
Those are my three.

2180
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:15,360
And then right after that, he did Snake Eyes, 8mm and then Gone in 60 seconds.

2181
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,360
Yeah, 8mm is great.

2182
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:24,200
One that I know that neither of you are going to mention, I wanted to bring it up because

2183
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:28,240
again, I'm a sweet, sweet mommy's boy with the romantic comedies.

2184
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:33,560
One of the best movies that I love to tell people about and love to watch every once

2185
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,760
in a while is a movie called It Could Happen to You.

2186
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,480
Oh man, yeah.

2187
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,480
Fuck me, dude.

2188
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,480
That's such a good movie.

2189
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:46,760
He is married to Rosie Perez in the movie and he plays a cop and he goes and has pie

2190
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:51,760
or lunch or something like that and forgets to tip the waitress or can't tip the waitress.

2191
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:56,120
And so he makes her a promise that if he wins the lottery, he'll come back and split the

2192
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,880
winnings with her.

2193
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:58,880
And he does.

2194
01:20:58,880 --> 01:20:59,880
Oh my God.

2195
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:00,880
Yeah, I remember that movie.

2196
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:06,200
And he is like the one guy in New York who would actually come back and actually give

2197
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:07,200
her half the money.

2198
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:14,300
And so the movie is just like, obviously they fall in love and Rosie Perez is exposed for

2199
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:18,240
being a gold digger because that's who she really is, even though she was with him before

2200
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:19,240
the money.

2201
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:20,240
Yeah.

2202
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,880
It's a great movie.

2203
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,880
He's in that.

2204
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,760
Rosie Perez is in that.

2205
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:35,440
The cop that is his partner is Wendell Pierce, who went on to be in The Wire and in Treme.

2206
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:39,960
The waitress is played by Bridget Fonda.

2207
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:45,160
Isaac Hayes is the narrator and angel throughout the entire movie.

2208
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,600
Stanley Tucci is in that movie.

2209
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,400
Just a bunch of great bit actors.

2210
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,400
And it is, trust me, on a scale of one to 10, it is not a 10.

2211
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,400
It's more like a 5.56.

2212
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,240
I mean, yeah, it's a romantic comedy, so it's not going to be the best movie you've ever

2213
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,360
seen, but it's going to be a great movie.

2214
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:12,600
It's a very nostalgic 90s, almost has that similar vibe of it's a wonderful life where

2215
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:17,300
everything could happen and you get a chance to see, it's just a little tiny piece of New

2216
01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:18,960
York.

2217
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,960
But yeah, that's one I wanted to mention.

2218
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:24,120
Another one that I think that's super important to mention besides that one.

2219
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,120
Not before we go too far.

2220
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:28,400
90s romantic comedies are the fucking bomb.

2221
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,880
So many good ones.

2222
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,040
So many good ones.

2223
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:35,520
That's a whole nother show or whatever, but you got male sliding doors, all that fucking

2224
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,520
shit.

2225
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,520
That stuff is, yeah.

2226
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,720
We'd be remiss to not talk about some of the stuff that he's been doing lately.

2227
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,600
Obviously, Long Legs has made its way through.

2228
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,600
Oh my God.

2229
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,160
What do you think about that?

2230
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:52,280
Long Legs has made its way through our lives this year.

2231
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,280
I got to go see it.

2232
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:54,280
I loved it.

2233
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:55,760
I mean, it's pretty easy for him to see it.

2234
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,760
You'd be surprised.

2235
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,760
I don't see that many movies.

2236
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:58,760
Yeah.

2237
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,600
I mean, you got to go to the theater or whatever.

2238
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,600
For free?

2239
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:02,600
Oh, that's right.

2240
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:07,240
If I want to see it, I usually do it after hours.

2241
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,800
I'll do a private screening.

2242
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:09,800
Oh, okay.

2243
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:15,400
So you'd be like, hey, put Long Legs in Auditorium 2 and we're going to watch it.

2244
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,360
It's all on the computer and I just do it from my desk.

2245
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,360
Oh, that's right.

2246
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,480
You have to actually put the film on there and fucking string it up.

2247
01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:21,480
We're not living in fucking...

2248
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:23,480
It's literally just all on a computer.

2249
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:24,480
It's a hard drive.

2250
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:27,640
Hit the button, walk in the theater and it goes.

2251
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:28,640
Damn.

2252
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:32,560
Last year, the one that kind of got my attention was Renfield, if nothing not for the stylistic

2253
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:33,560
storytelling.

2254
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,240
It's also, I think, also a remake.

2255
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,640
I don't think it's a remake, no.

2256
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:41,320
But it was written by the guy who created The Walking Dead comics.

2257
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,320
That's what it was.

2258
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,880
It was a tie into something else that it was something else.

2259
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:53,560
But yeah, so Nicholas Cage has been blowing minds and screens audiences away for the past

2260
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,760
40 plus years.

2261
01:23:56,760 --> 01:24:00,000
He's been doing things since we've been born and is currently still doing things.

2262
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:03,720
So if you haven't, check out yours.

2263
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,720
You want to give...

2264
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,320
Let's do a quick roundabout.

2265
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,320
Let's do...

2266
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,320
What are your...

2267
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,320
I'm going to go Face Off.

2268
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,760
Con Air.

2269
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:18,440
The Rock and then I'm going to throw in Pig and Mandy.

2270
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:19,440
Okay.

2271
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:20,440
Wait, Scary Mandy?

2272
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,440
Oh, I haven't seen that.

2273
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:22,440
Oh, it's great.

2274
01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:23,440
You got to see it.

2275
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:24,440
You'll love it.

2276
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:27,280
Is that one that's tied in with the ones that you're talking about?

2277
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:31,560
No, Mandy was like 2018, I think.

2278
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:33,280
They did like a lot of promo for that, right?

2279
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,280
Yeah, it's great.

2280
01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:35,280
You should have to check it out.

2281
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,720
Yeah, I should check that out.

2282
01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:38,720
You want to give us...

2283
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:47,760
Okay, so yeah, I would say like Raising Arizona, Con Air gone in 60 seconds and the Rock in

2284
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:48,760
the top four.

2285
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,760
Yeah.

2286
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,240
Oh wait, National Treasure.

2287
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:57,840
Okay, National Treasure, Raising Arizona, Con Air and then the Rock and gone in 60 seconds.

2288
01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:58,840
I think this kind of flipped.

2289
01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,840
I did five.

2290
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:00,840
Yeah, for five that would be...

2291
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,880
Because National Treasure is a fucking baller ass.

2292
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:06,000
Yeah, I mean, listen, I don't care if Disney's involved, that shit is awesome.

2293
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,280
Yeah, that might be rules.

2294
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:12,840
And if you're again, this is that time we're feeling patriotic, it's Olympic time, baby,

2295
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:16,000
USA, USA, but like whenever it comes to...

2296
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,600
Well, and yeah, you got to go get that thing.

2297
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,980
And also, what does it mean?

2298
01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:21,800
Is it still a living document?

2299
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:26,640
Are these things still inalienably our rights?

2300
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,000
Can people take these away from us?

2301
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,280
We've got enough time tonight to get into that.

2302
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:31,280
Yeah.

2303
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,280
Whoa.

2304
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:33,280
Excuse me.

2305
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:34,280
So I'm going to go...

2306
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:37,240
Am I at the right podcast?

2307
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,640
My personal five, I'm going to go...

2308
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,400
I'm going to go Ghost Rider.

2309
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,160
The second one is awesome.

2310
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,160
Yeah.

2311
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:54,960
And then I'm going to go probably gone in 60 seconds.

2312
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,560
Then I'll go Con Air.

2313
01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:59,160
Then I'll go Face Off.

2314
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,160
Then I'll go The Rock.

2315
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,040
Hell yeah.

2316
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:04,040
The Rock for me, I think.

2317
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:07,720
Sean Connery is just...

2318
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:08,720
He's a delight.

2319
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:09,720
Yeah, truly.

2320
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,960
And I think the reason...

2321
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:15,680
I just can't give John Travolta a number one spot in just anything.

2322
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:16,680
No.

2323
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,680
I love Face Off.

2324
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,680
So good.

2325
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:19,680
Great movie.

2326
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:21,520
Wonderful concept.

2327
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,880
Confused the shit out of me when I was a kid because I'm like, wait.

2328
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:24,880
I'm still confused.

2329
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,880
Which one's which?

2330
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:26,880
Wait, wait.

2331
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:28,320
You're thinking too much about it.

2332
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,320
Yeah.

2333
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:30,400
Keya HUD.

2334
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:37,600
So that has been Top 5 Nicolas Cage movies presented to you by Nicolas Cage and the Coppola

2335
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,600
family.

2336
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:39,600
Yeah.

2337
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,800
And so if you guys have a top five, send it over to Breakfast of Champions pod.

2338
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:44,800
Yeah.

2339
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:45,800
Tell us all about your top five.

2340
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,800
gmail.com, right?

2341
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:47,800
Precisely.

2342
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,800
682...

2343
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:52,200
So we're going to talk a little bit about...

2344
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,200
It's 682-294-0101.

2345
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,200
Text it.

2346
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,200
What were you going to say?

2347
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,200
Give me the...

2348
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,200
I might need a bathroom break.

2349
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:58,200
All right.

2350
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,520
Let's take a quick break.

2351
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:01,520
Okay.

2352
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:03,360
We'll be right back.

2353
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,160
And high three, two, one.

2354
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,160
We're back.

2355
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:07,160
Okay.

2356
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,480
We just had a quick little pee pee break for those of you out there that weren't here in

2357
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:11,480
this room with us.

2358
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:16,560
We've got a few minutes before we have a co-host that's going to take off on us, but we wanted

2359
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:20,880
to kind of get into a little bit of lore on Jordan before we wrapped up.

2360
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:24,840
Like I said, we've got unspelt stuff that we've done together.

2361
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:29,280
And one of those instances, the song that we kind of all learned at the very beginning

2362
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:33,440
and wrote together at the very beginning has a story behind it.

2363
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:36,120
So we have a song, it's called EM Franklin.

2364
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,720
And that hit single.

2365
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,120
It's been recorded twice too, actually.

2366
01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:43,880
You got a Brit Robichard recording and you got Alex Boyd recording.

2367
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,880
That's right.

2368
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:49,120
So if you haven't heard that song, you can go listen to it and then you'll realize that

2369
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:52,240
some of those lyrics, if you can understand them, are about violence.

2370
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,960
And so there's a story behind that.

2371
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:57,120
And so we wanted to have the official EM Franklin story told on the podcast.

2372
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:58,120
Thank you very much.

2373
01:27:58,120 --> 01:27:59,120
So take it away.

2374
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,120
Yeah.

2375
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:04,760
So EM Franklin is a street that my buddy, Matt, used to live on and he threw a party.

2376
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,200
I wasn't living in Austin yet at the time.

2377
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:12,080
So me and a buddy of mine drove down because another friend of ours, Marcus, was and he

2378
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:13,940
was going to DJ the party.

2379
01:28:13,940 --> 01:28:15,320
So we show up at the party.

2380
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,320
We're having a good time.

2381
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:18,320
We're partying.

2382
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:21,600
Somebody made jello shots, but they didn't put them in the shots.

2383
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:24,880
They just made it in a bucket and we were just eating it with the spoon.

2384
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:28,200
So like I was hammered.

2385
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:35,680
And OK, so it turns out one of the guests was on acid and giving people a hard time.

2386
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:42,480
Like I don't say you're just like starting shit with people, talking shit, throwing beer

2387
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:46,120
bottles in the street, just causing a ruckus.

2388
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,320
And like it was a party.

2389
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:49,320
Yeah, it was a fucking huge party.

2390
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:54,120
But no other people were throwing beer bottles in the street and doing this kind of stuff.

2391
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:58,720
So my buddy, Matt, who is non confrontational AF, well now he's a little bit more confrontational

2392
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:04,480
because if you know Larry on Instagram and his burger, his persona, Larry and Ray need

2393
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:05,480
to fight.

2394
01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:07,240
Yeah, he would definitely get up in your face now.

2395
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:10,660
But back then he was a little more timid and he was like, hey, of all the people he came

2396
01:29:10,660 --> 01:29:12,680
straight up to me was like, I'm going to need you to handle this.

2397
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:15,260
And I'm like, OK, I can do that.

2398
01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:18,040
So I went out there, I was like, hey, man, you know, like you need to chill out, you

2399
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,400
know, like I know you're on acid or whatever, but like you need to chill.

2400
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,880
And his friends are like, hey, man, you don't talk to him, you talk to me.

2401
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,280
And I'm like, no, he's the one causing problems.

2402
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:27,280
So they're like, well, if you're talking to him, you're talking to me.

2403
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,000
And I'm like, OK, well, if you don't get your friend under control, I'm going to knock him

2404
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,320
the fuck out and get him under control.

2405
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:34,320
And they're like, you did what?

2406
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:35,320
Blah, blah, blah.

2407
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:36,920
And so they just kept talking shit.

2408
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,680
So I told the guy, you know, you're going to have to leave right now.

2409
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,000
And they're like, no, we're not leaving.

2410
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,040
And I'm like, then, you know, like it's on.

2411
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:48,200
And so I fucking just knocked this dude out down.

2412
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:51,560
Like I told him acid dude or acid.

2413
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:54,040
I don't fucking care if you're on acid.

2414
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,840
Leave the fucking party or I'm going to knock you out.

2415
01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:59,000
So I straight just laid this dude out.

2416
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:05,040
And then I got jumped by all of his friends and stomped on my glasses broken, my nose ring

2417
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,040
ripped out of my nose.

2418
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:10,040
My friend's Maddie's girlfriend crying, stop, stop, stop.

2419
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:14,760
I'm just kicked in the head and shit on the ground.

2420
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:17,080
So the guys did leave and it was all good.

2421
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:21,040
And I ended up talking to this hot chick later that night.

2422
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,680
So then that's part of the song.

2423
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:28,440
If you listen to the lyrics closely enough, you can hear, you know, the redemption at

2424
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:29,920
the redemption.

2425
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:34,080
So that song is based around that fight, Ian Franklin.

2426
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:40,720
And then the part that says, God, I can't even remember the lyrics now, the bass.

2427
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:43,680
God damn, what are the fucking lyrics?

2428
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:44,680
Oh, OK.

2429
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:49,320
The bass drops and it's I can't wait.

2430
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,920
So that part is referencing the new shoe song.

2431
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:56,640
I can't wait because I remember Marcus playing that song inside and you could just hear to

2432
01:30:56,640 --> 01:31:01,800
do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, from the outside.

2433
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:05,840
I just got my ass kicked, but I'm getting on the fucking dance floor or whatever.

2434
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:06,840
But it was all good.

2435
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,400
I was being mended by the chicks that were there.

2436
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:10,120
They were after I was bloody.

2437
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:11,120
They cleaned me up.

2438
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:14,320
They were feeding me jello and some nose candy.

2439
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,480
And I was going to go like an hour and a half later.

2440
01:31:16,480 --> 01:31:17,480
I guess it was Austin.

2441
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:18,760
Yeah, this is Austin.

2442
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:19,760
This is 2006.

2443
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:20,760
Yeah.

2444
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:21,760
Yeah.

2445
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:24,220
So no, so yeah.

2446
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:30,160
So I wrote that song before the before unspelled was a thing.

2447
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:33,880
And I just had those lyrics and I thought, you know, when we and Renee first started

2448
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:36,320
playing together, I was like, let's try this.

2449
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:37,320
It worked.

2450
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,760
It did hit single.

2451
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:39,760
Yeah.

2452
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:43,760
So yeah, the lore behind that was I got in a huge fight and got stomped on.

2453
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,320
But I can't ask that.

2454
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,800
I shut him up real quick.

2455
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,800
I warned him, you know, whatever he probably doesn't even remember.

2456
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:52,800
Pardon me.

2457
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:53,800
Yeah.

2458
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:59,760
So the other story we have is the last night that the crown and harp was ever the crown

2459
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:03,440
and harp before it got sold.

2460
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:10,880
Jordan and I were DJing upstairs and it just became a thing where like I think the owner,

2461
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:13,520
him and his friends were kind of like dancing and vibing.

2462
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,280
And it was like they realized this was it.

2463
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,320
You know, this is like the last night that they were going to be there.

2464
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,800
So they had told us to keep on playing.

2465
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,640
And so it had been after two.

2466
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:22,640
Yeah.

2467
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:25,760
And then finally, we were just tired and realized we weren't getting paid anymore.

2468
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:29,520
So it was like, OK, we'll give you an extra half hour, 45 minutes.

2469
01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:31,560
And then after that, we were just kind of like loading our stuff.

2470
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:35,320
And then we went downstairs and there was just this huge commotion.

2471
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:36,920
And so you could take it away.

2472
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:42,680
OK, so I remember bits and pieces of this because obviously we were hammered or at least

2473
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:43,680
I was.

2474
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,440
So we went outside and there was all this commotion.

2475
01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:47,360
This dude's talking shit.

2476
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:49,440
And then all of a sudden, like these dudes.

2477
01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:51,000
So I don't know.

2478
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:55,800
I got involved because I guess like I wanted to like get into some shit or whatever.

2479
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:56,800
And the next thing.

2480
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,800
Yeah.

2481
01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:00,920
And the next thing I know, there's these guys like around me like, hey, hey, sleep that

2482
01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:01,920
fool.

2483
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:02,920
Sleep that fool.

2484
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:03,920
OK.

2485
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:04,920
So I like pick up a rock.

2486
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:05,920
I'm holding a rock.

2487
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:06,920
I'm like, what am I going to do?

2488
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:09,320
So the kid with the backpack is like, I got a gun in my bag.

2489
01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:10,320
And I was like, oh, shit.

2490
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:11,320
You remember that?

2491
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:12,320
Yeah.

2492
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:14,280
They're like, oh, fuck, he's got a gun.

2493
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:18,120
And so like then it's like, OK, how do we get these guys bag away from him?

2494
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:20,400
Like before he pulls the gun out and shoots us.

2495
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:21,920
So like someone gets him and grabs him.

2496
01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:23,440
They grab the bag and they like dump it out.

2497
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:25,720
They're like, oh, they don't fucking got it here, bitch.

2498
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:30,760
And then just everyone is like laughing at him and he like runs off because like everybody

2499
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:31,760
disouted him.

2500
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:32,760
And he's like, oh, shit.

2501
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,200
Yeah, I'm not going to beat any of them.

2502
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:38,040
It went from like treacherous to hilarious in a matter of moments.

2503
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,040
Yeah.

2504
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:43,320
Because it went from UFC to Nick Cannon wild and out.

2505
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:47,400
It really was like, this guy's about to get beat down, especially like if he's like saying

2506
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,400
that he has a gun.

2507
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:49,880
I was holding a fucking rock.

2508
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:51,600
I was ready to just knock this dude.

2509
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:53,680
I'm like, no one's getting shot right now, motherfucker.

2510
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:56,760
You know, I think that was the crazy part is that I don't think anybody was like really

2511
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:59,840
taking it seriously until he said that he has a gun.

2512
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:01,560
And then everybody was like, oh, hell no.

2513
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,000
So they're like somebody just grabbed somebody grabbed him.

2514
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,000
Somebody grabbed him.

2515
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,000
Somebody grabbed his bag.

2516
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,000
They let his bag go.

2517
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,000
There was just no gun in there.

2518
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:14,000
And everybody was like, hey, no, no, no laughing.

2519
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,000
It was like this way.

2520
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,000
We got a gun or nothing.

2521
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:20,000
And he was just like, oh, yeah, it was like just left.

2522
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,560
We went from sleep that fool.

2523
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:22,560
I know.

2524
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:23,560
Yeah.

2525
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:27,480
And I was like, oh, God, I was just like, is this really happening?

2526
01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,480
Yeah.

2527
01:34:28,480 --> 01:34:29,480
Is this not is this a dream?

2528
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:32,360
You know, because this is what is you just like, can we just go to talk to Cabana and

2529
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,600
get some fucking bean and cheese tacos and get the fuck out of here?

2530
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:37,640
It's always the way we're just like, we just want to eat food.

2531
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,920
And there's like a guy with a gun coming out of a jack in the box.

2532
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:41,920
God.

2533
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:42,920
Right.

2534
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:43,920
Yeah.

2535
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:47,120
So we're going to wrap up here with Parker.

2536
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:48,120
Yeah.

2537
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,720
So put some good bets in for me.

2538
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:50,720
Okay.

2539
01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,720
Bye bye.

2540
01:34:51,720 --> 01:35:12,920
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2541
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