WEBVTT 00:00:01.830 --> 00:00:12.810 This is Rightly Used with Adam and Karen. Hello, 00:00:12.929 --> 00:00:16.149 hi, and welcome back to even more news. My name 00:00:16.149 --> 00:00:19.730 is Katie. Oh, no, no, hang on. Welcome to episode 00:00:19.730 --> 00:00:23.890 45 of Rightly Used with me, Karen, and our co 00:00:23.890 --> 00:00:27.679 -host, my co -host over in front of me. You better 00:00:27.679 --> 00:00:29.899 not have Warmbo with you. I was looking around. 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:32.420 Sorry, I was distracted. No Warmbo, no Warmbo 00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:34.939 I was worried. Hello, I'm Adam. Hi, Adam. 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:38.119 Welcome to Lightly Used, your second -hand podcast. 00:00:38.420 --> 00:00:40.520 Indeed. I finally remember to say the tagline. 00:00:40.659 --> 00:00:42.899 I know. Not that we came up with it ages ago. 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:46.340 That was your work. You came up with that one. Don't 00:00:46.340 --> 00:00:51.659 forget. Loosely based around our personal collections 00:00:51.659 --> 00:00:54.710 of treasured tat. Yeah. Well. First thing I've 00:00:54.710 --> 00:00:57.630 got to say is episode 47, which is due out on 00:00:57.630 --> 00:00:59.950 the 11th of July. That's going to be our second 00:00:59.950 --> 00:01:03.130 birthday pod. Happy birthday to us. Close enough. 00:01:03.210 --> 00:01:06.329 It was the 14th of July, 2024 was our official 00:01:06.329 --> 00:01:08.730 first birthday, but close enough without going 00:01:08.730 --> 00:01:12.030 over. There we are then. I think also you've 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:14.780 got to get Crimson Urchin or you should. Get 00:01:14.780 --> 00:01:17.959 Crimson Urchin to stop with Karen AI or at least 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:21.280 try and get out of it. The Pope has told us all, 00:01:21.340 --> 00:01:24.439 essentially. Oh, yeah, I said AI is evil. Yeah, 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:27.379 watch out. Be careful of this shit. Paraphrasing, 00:01:27.379 --> 00:01:30.599 of course. Very much so. I'm not religious, but 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:33.599 I don't want to piss off the Pope. Yeah. I don't 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:35.420 think you should be on his bad side either. He's 00:01:35.420 --> 00:01:37.840 the American Pope. He might have a gun. That's 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:41.459 very true. Maybe I'll send him a memo, see what 00:01:41.459 --> 00:01:45.329 he thinks. Oh, I was thinking more with Crimson 00:01:45.329 --> 00:01:48.090 Urchin sending a memo saying, can I get out of 00:01:48.090 --> 00:01:51.730 this, please? Just cash out immediately. Or, 00:01:51.769 --> 00:01:53.790 with your permission, don't use your voice anymore. 00:01:54.409 --> 00:01:56.870 Just a suggestion after the shit that Art put 00:01:56.870 --> 00:01:59.150 me through. Yeah, I should probably... Still 00:01:59.150 --> 00:02:02.189 unresolved. I should probably think about taking 00:02:02.189 --> 00:02:05.109 that advice. Yeah, what have you been up to? 00:02:05.709 --> 00:02:07.209 We might actually get around to doing a short 00:02:07.209 --> 00:02:08.409 show this time. Yeah, I know. It's promising. 00:02:08.729 --> 00:02:12.129 Anyone that knows me knows that I have spent 00:02:12.129 --> 00:02:16.469 the whole of the heatwave on my sofa behind closed 00:02:16.469 --> 00:02:20.310 curtains with a fan pointed directly at me, wearing 00:02:20.310 --> 00:02:22.830 nothing but knickers and a bra the majority of 00:02:22.830 --> 00:02:27.270 the time. <Adam growls> No, not in a sexy way at all, in a 00:02:27.270 --> 00:02:30.449 sweaty, gross, I've got no energy, I can't lift 00:02:30.449 --> 00:02:34.069 my arms, open my eyes. Crawl myself to the bathroom 00:02:34.069 --> 00:02:39.110 kind of a way. Pretty grim. <Adam growls> I mean, there's a 00:02:39.110 --> 00:02:41.430 market for everything! Maybe I should only fans 00:02:41.430 --> 00:02:43.650 myself, just doing nothing. A fan might have 00:02:43.650 --> 00:02:47.030 helped. Yeah, well, yeah. I did buy myself a...- 00:02:47.030 --> 00:02:51.849 I forgot to say - at the Pride event that 00:02:51.849 --> 00:02:54.069 Lexi and I went to. You've just distracted me 00:02:54.069 --> 00:02:56.449 because you used the word fan - I bought myself 00:02:56.449 --> 00:02:59.370 a clacker fan. For those that aren't in the know, 00:02:59.469 --> 00:03:03.330 clacker fans are large hand fans. that are probably, 00:03:03.490 --> 00:03:07.289 I don't know, 30 centimetres or more in length. 00:03:07.810 --> 00:03:10.330 And when you open and close them, they clack. 00:03:10.349 --> 00:03:13.069 They make a wicked noise. Drag queens tend to 00:03:13.069 --> 00:03:15.509 use them. They're very effective tools. You can 00:03:15.509 --> 00:03:18.569 be very moody with them. But there was one that 00:03:18.569 --> 00:03:22.409 I saw that I could not not get. It was pure black 00:03:22.409 --> 00:03:28.039 apart from three words. Fuck off, Karen. So I 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:31.300 bought myself a fuck -off Karen Klager fan at 00:03:31.300 --> 00:03:34.099 the Pride event. So, yeah, had I remembered I 00:03:34.099 --> 00:03:36.800 owned that last week, I probably would have benefited 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:40.479 from using it. It just expends effort to cool 00:03:40.479 --> 00:03:42.419 yourself, though. It does. It really, really 00:03:42.419 --> 00:03:44.400 does. I'm warming myself up to cool myself down. 00:03:44.539 --> 00:03:48.009 Yeah, so consequently, I've been up to... Very 00:03:48.009 --> 00:03:50.590 little other than just dying on my sofa, like 00:03:50.590 --> 00:03:55.550 I said. The May Basho Sumo has come to an end. 00:03:55.689 --> 00:03:59.550 This will be the final update until July resumo. 00:04:00.229 --> 00:04:04.870 I am very happy to announce that Wakatakakage 00:04:04.870 --> 00:04:09.229 won. Your man. My man, Wakatakakage. I love him, 00:04:09.250 --> 00:04:12.210 my man in Japan, who's got a wife and four kids, 00:04:12.270 --> 00:04:16.420 unfortunately for me, I guess. Maybe. I don't 00:04:16.420 --> 00:04:19.360 know. Anyway, he won the Emperor's Cup. It came 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:23.800 down to an even 12 -3, 12 wins, 3 losses between 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:27.399 him and Kirishima. And they had basically been 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.300 fighting to keep at the top of the leaderboard 00:04:30.300 --> 00:04:33.519 throughout the whole Basho. They ended up on 00:04:33.519 --> 00:04:37.420 12 -3. So the whole tournament ended with Wakataka 00:04:37.420 --> 00:04:41.300 Kage and Kirishima. battling off for the trophy 00:04:41.300 --> 00:04:46.779 and i was whooping from my sofa again my sofa 00:04:46.779 --> 00:04:49.720 that i never leave except for recording apparently 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:52.699 i was whooping with joy to the point where the 00:04:52.699 --> 00:04:55.360 cats scattered out of the living room because 00:04:55.360 --> 00:05:00.300 i was so excited literally scared my cats seemed 00:05:00.300 --> 00:05:03.620 scaredy cats they ran out of the room took the 00:05:03.620 --> 00:05:07.959 win took the trophy he also was awarded a fighting 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:11.889 spirit prize alongside the Emperor's Cup because 00:05:11.889 --> 00:05:14.850 of the work that he'd done to keep the tournament 00:05:14.850 --> 00:05:18.189 exciting, keep it going. And two other fighters 00:05:18.189 --> 00:05:20.829 also were awarded the Fighting Spirit Prize. 00:05:21.029 --> 00:05:24.009 One of the guys was our underdog that we top 00:05:24.009 --> 00:05:27.730 -tipped last episode, Fuji Yoga. He was the guy 00:05:27.730 --> 00:05:31.769 who didn't have a top knot a couple of tournaments 00:05:31.769 --> 00:05:34.730 ago and came back this time with a top knot and 00:05:34.730 --> 00:05:37.350 a few extra pounds looking like... he was ready 00:05:37.350 --> 00:05:40.149 to go. And he really, really was. He had a really 00:05:40.149 --> 00:05:42.389 good record. I think he had 11 wins in the end 00:05:42.389 --> 00:05:46.569 out of 15. He did so well. So yes, Sumo May Basho 00:05:46.569 --> 00:05:50.089 has come to an end. My guy has won. Top tip for 00:05:50.089 --> 00:05:54.230 July. Waka Saga Kage and Fuji Yoga as your underdog 00:05:54.230 --> 00:05:58.220 bet. The other really last thing I need to say 00:05:58.220 --> 00:06:01.720 and I want to say is I had a phone call from 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:04.959 Stephanie from the Swansea Voluntary Council 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:07.879 Services who I mentioned came to visit me a few 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:10.579 weeks ago. She rang me a couple of days ago to 00:06:10.579 --> 00:06:12.800 check up on me. We had a really nice conversation. 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:15.600 She said Ruth, her colleague, who'd also come 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:18.360 to my apartment to have a chat with me, has listened 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:21.420 to a few of our episodes and has really, really 00:06:21.420 --> 00:06:24.319 enjoyed them. Oh, thank you. The pair of them 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:27.019 gave... It was lovely compliments. And I was 00:06:27.019 --> 00:06:29.420 told if ever I need to give up my job, then I 00:06:29.420 --> 00:06:31.860 should go into some sort of talking training, 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:35.519 teaching people how to podcast and, you know, 00:06:35.519 --> 00:06:38.660 use their voices for the power of good. So thank 00:06:38.660 --> 00:06:40.779 you, Stephanie and Ruth, for listening, for becoming 00:06:40.779 --> 00:06:44.000 new, irregular or regular listeners. And thank 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:45.680 you for all the time that you've given me as 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:47.819 well. I really, really appreciate it. Anything 00:06:47.819 --> 00:06:50.079 there, Wave. how we can make money out of this, 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:52.000 that would be gratefully appreciated. Yeah, I 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:56.160 mean, you know, if SCVS needs any podcast workshops 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:58.579 running or anything like that, you know, maybe 00:06:58.579 --> 00:07:00.879 we'd put our names forward. Doesn't necessarily 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:03.000 have to be paid, but, you know, get our names 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:04.660 out and about there. It's got to be more credible 00:07:04.660 --> 00:07:06.459 than working with Art to try and get money into 00:07:06.459 --> 00:07:08.100 the show. Well, anything's more credible than 00:07:08.100 --> 00:07:11.480 that. Oh, speaking of your Pride ride, if you 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:13.819 don't mind me, your new -to -you orange mobility 00:07:13.819 --> 00:07:16.079 scooter we picked up from your nan's shed in 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:18.089 Milton Keynes. Nanny's wheels, yeah. Yeah. I 00:07:18.089 --> 00:07:19.410 was going to say, a few months ago you called 00:07:19.410 --> 00:07:21.189 it Nanny's Wheel, Granny's Wheel. Sorry, I'm 00:07:21.189 --> 00:07:23.730 sure I saw it written down somewhere. I don't 00:07:23.730 --> 00:07:26.089 think it's a snappy name. Have you come up with 00:07:26.089 --> 00:07:29.529 snappy names? Well, Battered Bertha was, yeah, 00:07:29.709 --> 00:07:34.050 it was a bit of a pizzazz with it. OcTANGOnarian 00:07:34.050 --> 00:07:39.329 or Clementwheels. But obviously you're honouring 00:07:39.329 --> 00:07:41.699 your nan with... Granny's wheels. Yeah, yeah, 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:43.560 yeah. But I think we should open it up for suggestions 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:46.860 as well. Absolutely. Give us your ideas, people. 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:48.959 I'm always happy to take a funny name on for 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:51.139 something inanimate. Doesn't have to be a pun. 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:53.899 No. Although if it is, it's always better. Or 00:07:53.899 --> 00:07:56.839 as thinky as octang... I can't even say it now. 00:07:57.899 --> 00:08:01.040 OcTANGOnarian. But she's not an octogenarian. 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:03.879 She's a 90genarian. Yeah, but there's only so 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:06.180 many things that you can work into orangey colours. 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:09.600 What's a 90genarian? And if it's orange -related, 00:08:09.779 --> 00:08:12.600 even better. Yes. But, yeah, there's only so 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:14.879 many things you can do with it. It doesn't rhyme 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:16.879 with anything either. It doesn't help. Answers 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:19.360 are on a postcard or email, please, to pod at 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:22.060 lightlyused .co .uk. Or carrier - prison pigeon. 00:08:22.420 --> 00:08:24.399 Yeah, yeah, that'll do. He hasn't been about 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:26.139 for a bit. No, we haven't seen him for a while. 00:08:26.500 --> 00:08:29.180 Oh, off there between episodes, you were looking 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:31.040 for some new shows to watch. Yes. And I suggested 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:34.129 Barry on HBO. Would you recommend it in turn 00:08:34.129 --> 00:08:36.830 based on what you've watched so far? So I messaged 00:08:36.830 --> 00:08:39.289 you about this the other night and I just basically 00:08:39.289 --> 00:08:41.590 said, oh, thank you for suggesting Barry. I have 00:08:41.590 --> 00:08:44.309 given it a go. I think I'm like halfway through 00:08:44.309 --> 00:08:46.350 episode three or four. I've not had a chance 00:08:46.350 --> 00:08:48.450 to watch another episode since I messaged about 00:08:48.450 --> 00:08:55.629 that. I am enjoying it. It is like a dark comedy 00:08:55.629 --> 00:09:00.039 Dexter. Sort of. Essentially about a depressed 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:03.360 hitman who's trying to find a way to give up 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:06.740 being a hitman. A hitman that wants to be an 00:09:06.740 --> 00:09:11.240 actor. His handler and childhood friend is really 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.759 manipulative and won't let him give up the job. 00:09:13.759 --> 00:09:15.620 Oh, is he a childhood friend? I didn't realise 00:09:15.620 --> 00:09:19.240 that. I just thought it was been employed by. 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:20.899 I'm pretty sure Fuchs is a childhood friend. 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:24.740 Very manipulative and won't let him quit being 00:09:24.740 --> 00:09:27.340 a hitman because, well, that's Fuchs. meal ticket 00:09:27.340 --> 00:09:30.120 he's paying the bills and everything exactly 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:32.480 as much as he wants to try and get up being it 00:09:32.480 --> 00:09:35.759 he follows a mark to an acting class yes and 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:38.419 he kind of accidentally gets roped into being 00:09:38.419 --> 00:09:40.399 on the stage and performing with somebody else 00:09:40.399 --> 00:09:43.509 in the class and realizes I kind of like doing 00:09:43.509 --> 00:09:45.669 this. This might be something else. He gets roped 00:09:45.669 --> 00:09:48.509 in by the mark. The guy he's been sent there 00:09:48.509 --> 00:09:50.549 to kill is the one who ends up getting him to 00:09:50.549 --> 00:09:53.309 do a scene with him on the stage, and that's 00:09:53.309 --> 00:09:55.009 how he gets into the class. It's been a while 00:09:55.009 --> 00:09:58.149 since I watched it. Yeah, but I will recommend 00:09:58.149 --> 00:10:04.950 it. The Chechens, they are a great, great dark 00:10:04.950 --> 00:10:11.210 comedy, stupid but serious. Oh, what's the word 00:10:11.210 --> 00:10:13.590 I want to use? Protagonists, I guess they would 00:10:13.590 --> 00:10:17.419 be, wouldn't they? And the lead... the lead guy 00:10:17.419 --> 00:10:19.860 who's sort of trying to get everyone to do everything 00:10:19.860 --> 00:10:23.360 that he wants to do he is the campest Chechen 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:28.080 hitman he's so funny NoHo Hank yeah he is so 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:32.139 funny he steals every scene um and he potentially 00:10:32.139 --> 00:10:34.340 is one of the reasons why i've enjoyed the first 00:10:34.340 --> 00:10:37.399 few episodes so much Anthony Carrigan is amazing 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:39.899 is that his name yeah he's he's a great actor 00:10:39.899 --> 00:10:42.919 i've seen him in quite a few things but yeah 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:47.360 he just it's brilliant like I sort of imagine 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:50.120 if I was going to get myself embroiled in this 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:54.200 kind of situation, like if I was a hitman that 00:10:54.200 --> 00:10:56.440 wanted to get out of it and I had a handler, 00:10:56.559 --> 00:10:59.360 this is exactly the situation I would find myself 00:10:59.360 --> 00:11:03.120 in. Not that I can relate on a personal basis 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.840 because it's never actually happened to me, but 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.340 I could totally see the series of calamities 00:11:08.340 --> 00:11:11.159 befalling them before me in exactly the same 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:13.559 sort of way. And I've also got to give a big 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:16.779 shout out for Henry Winkler. Yes. He's running 00:11:16.779 --> 00:11:19.460 the acting classes. He seems one of the nicest 00:11:19.460 --> 00:11:22.360 people as a person, but seeing him playing a 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:25.000 bit of an asshole and swearing is absolutely 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:27.559 great fun. He is a really fun character, yeah. 00:11:27.659 --> 00:11:31.139 He plays just enough of a dick, but... Also really 00:11:31.139 --> 00:11:35.000 kind of nice. A nice dick. Yeah. Yeah. The kind 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.980 of dick you forgive. So, yes, I would recommend 00:11:37.980 --> 00:11:40.279 Barry. I'm going to continue watching it. I will 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:43.059 march my way through all of the series. Dad listened 00:11:43.059 --> 00:11:45.740 to episode 44 this morning. He's text me this 00:11:45.740 --> 00:11:48.720 afternoon. Hello, Admiral. Hello, Admiral Chesters. 00:11:49.059 --> 00:11:52.720 He said everyone else burns on Netflix is a very 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:55.059 good watch. So I should be adding that to my 00:11:55.059 --> 00:11:57.779 list as well. Anything else you want to talk 00:11:57.779 --> 00:11:59.139 about? Or was this going to be a quick one? No, 00:11:59.159 --> 00:12:03.480 that's it. That's me. That's the whole shindigadoodle. 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:05.840 Our intro might be coming in around about 15 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:09.639 minutes. No. So let's move on quickly. Coming 00:12:09.639 --> 00:12:12.320 up in the show. Likely used news. Yes, on the 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:15.179 way next. Also got Tet in the Box, the final 00:12:15.179 --> 00:12:19.059 round of Go for Broke. And is it my turn or your 00:12:19.059 --> 00:12:21.879 turn for Bibliotat? It's technically your turn. 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.399 In that case, I've not read a book, but I do 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:27.870 have a fill -in segment. And we've got some taste 00:12:27.870 --> 00:12:29.649 tests to come up as well in the outro, maybe. 00:12:30.049 --> 00:12:31.909 Oh, and let's get these out of the way as well, 00:12:31.929 --> 00:12:34.110 quickly. I've had these since our first woodland 00:12:34.110 --> 00:12:36.509 walk. Oh, scratchies! Yeah. We got any coinage? 00:12:37.169 --> 00:12:39.370 I've got some keys, yeah, but they're all on 00:12:39.370 --> 00:12:41.669 the same key ring, so you can go first. Oh, that's 00:12:41.669 --> 00:12:43.789 very generous of you, thank you. Shall we split 00:12:43.789 --> 00:12:46.710 any winnings? Yeah. Well, yeah, obviously should. 00:12:46.909 --> 00:12:49.350 I was going to get the lottery tickets checked 00:12:49.350 --> 00:12:51.389 today in CKs, but there was a queue behind me, 00:12:51.429 --> 00:12:55.029 so I opted not to. Oh, can we check online? Probably. 00:12:57.039 --> 00:13:01.259 So we've got a 50, a 5. We're playing for £100 00:13:01.259 --> 00:13:08.539 ,000 with a bonus game. A 2. A 1 ,000. Trying 00:13:08.539 --> 00:13:17.320 to match 3 to win. Ooh, a 2. A 5. A 5 ,000. After 00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:19.919 2 come up 3 times, we might have got 2 out of 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:24.529 that. And 20. See if we've won a 2 quid. And 00:13:24.529 --> 00:13:30.409 the bonus is a bust. So, got two quid back on 00:13:30.409 --> 00:13:32.769 that one, love. Right, let's try my scratchy. 00:13:32.789 --> 00:13:36.289 See what we've got. Jokey. I suppose it could 00:13:36.289 --> 00:13:38.230 be more. I am wearing my new glasses. I really 00:13:38.230 --> 00:13:41.190 still can't see through very well. Look at you 00:13:41.190 --> 00:13:46.509 being efficient and rough. Right. First line. 00:13:47.110 --> 00:13:56.950 £100 ,000. £2. £100 ,000. £5 ,000. £50 .50. £100 00:13:56.950 --> 00:14:03.429 ,000. £2 .50. £5 ,000. What about your bonus 00:14:03.429 --> 00:14:05.570 game at the bottom? You got fingers crossed? 00:14:06.889 --> 00:14:15.830 Find an edge. I've won a fiver. £7 back for spending 00:14:15.830 --> 00:14:19.710 two. That's not bad going. You definitely haven't 00:14:19.710 --> 00:14:21.029 won the lottery and there's no point in me getting 00:14:21.029 --> 00:14:22.799 those tickets checked. We'll invest that back 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:33.299 into the show. Yes, we will. For lightly used 00:14:33.299 --> 00:14:35.860 news, we turn once again to the pages of the 00:14:35.860 --> 00:14:38.460 Abergavenny Chronicle. From Monday the 4th of 00:14:38.460 --> 00:14:42.980 November 2024 by reporter Tim Butters, an Abergavenny 00:14:42.980 --> 00:14:46.860 man warns public to be wary of supernatural scams. 00:14:48.940 --> 00:14:51.850 Got you. An Abergavenny man has warned the public 00:14:51.850 --> 00:14:54.690 to be vigilant and on guard against anyone who 00:14:54.690 --> 00:14:56.389 contacts them out of the blue pretending to be 00:14:56.389 --> 00:14:59.330 a minor deity or mythical being, after he claims 00:14:59.330 --> 00:15:01.190 he's had the world pulled over his eyes by someone 00:15:01.190 --> 00:15:04.570 calling themselves the Triple Goddess. Semi -professional 00:15:04.570 --> 00:15:07.750 paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip told Chronicle, 00:15:08.090 --> 00:15:10.830 I'm ashamed to say that after having a vision 00:15:10.830 --> 00:15:12.809 where this goddess -type figure told me I needed 00:15:12.809 --> 00:15:14.490 to capture a mermaid and make her cry if the 00:15:14.490 --> 00:15:16.350 world was to avoid an extinction -level event, 00:15:16.509 --> 00:15:19.899 I fell through a hook, line and sinker. The thing 00:15:19.899 --> 00:15:21.639 is, I'm beginning to have serious doubts if this 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:23.639 goddess wasn't who she claimed, but more of a 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:25.399 minor spirit in the paranormal world who gets 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:27.179 their kicks out of sending knights like me on 00:15:27.179 --> 00:15:31.200 wild goose chases. Turnip claims he had an epiphany 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.259 that something was up when he and his crew landed 00:15:33.259 --> 00:15:35.100 on Caldy Island in Pembrokeshire looking for 00:15:35.100 --> 00:15:38.200 John Lennon's lost guitar. We had to anchor on 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:40.720 what LG kept calling 'the dark side of Caldy' to 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:43.240 avoid a tourist trap. The monks and the people 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:45.000 don't take kindly to just anyone rocking up on 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:46.779 their jetty without paying. It's big business. 00:15:47.470 --> 00:15:49.289 So me and the boys took the rib to a secluded 00:15:49.289 --> 00:15:51.090 beach on the side of the island you can't really 00:15:51.090 --> 00:15:54.490 see from Tenby. Turnip explained, after mooring 00:15:54.490 --> 00:15:56.289 in the shallows, the boys waded through the waist 00:15:56.289 --> 00:15:57.889 -deep water to a remote beach where they had 00:15:57.889 --> 00:15:59.629 to do a fair bit of climbing to access the main 00:15:59.629 --> 00:16:02.350 part of the island. It was a bit like D -Day, 00:16:02.409 --> 00:16:05.750 but about the war part, he explained. And although 00:16:05.750 --> 00:16:07.769 we were wet, aching and irritable, the island 00:16:07.769 --> 00:16:09.909 soon worked its magic on us. We began to feel 00:16:09.909 --> 00:16:12.230 a bit more chilled about things, explained Turnip. 00:16:12.889 --> 00:16:14.889 Colby's a lovely place, but even though the monks 00:16:14.889 --> 00:16:16.889 get to make their own beer and chocolate, I wouldn't 00:16:16.889 --> 00:16:18.330 fancy living there, especially if you're not 00:16:18.330 --> 00:16:20.450 allowed to talk. It must be a bit boring if you 00:16:20.450 --> 00:16:21.769 tanked up when you suddenly remember you've 00:16:21.769 --> 00:16:24.950 taken a vow of silence. Turnip explained that 00:16:24.950 --> 00:16:26.649 after wandering around aimlessly trying to locate 00:16:26.649 --> 00:16:28.850 Lennon's lost guitar and arguing if Lou Reed 00:16:28.850 --> 00:16:31.309 had ever written a song about Caldy or not, LG 00:16:31.309 --> 00:16:33.129 started getting angry when it dawned on him that 00:16:33.129 --> 00:16:35.389 there's no pub or Sky Sports on the Holy Island. 00:16:36.110 --> 00:16:37.669 LG seemed to think that we'd be able to have 00:16:37.669 --> 00:16:39.590 a session on the island, and got irate when he 00:16:39.590 --> 00:16:41.149 realised he'd have to settle for a cappuccino 00:16:41.149 --> 00:16:44.409 buzz. He snapped. "Where's me amber? Where's me 00:16:44.409 --> 00:16:46.450 nectar? Where's me man who can turn water 00:16:46.450 --> 00:16:48.929 into wine? This rock isn't biblical. It's dry!. 00:16:49.529 --> 00:16:51.490 Let's head back to the mainland, our kid. It's 00:16:51.490 --> 00:16:54.230 a bust!" Ignoring him completely, with the learned 00:16:54.230 --> 00:16:56.490 indifference of an older brother, Noah just studied 00:16:56.490 --> 00:16:58.110 the ground like a bloodhound before shouting 00:16:58.110 --> 00:17:00.129 at what looked like a giant rabbit hole. "This 00:17:00.129 --> 00:17:02.509 is it. Our roads lead here. This is the place 00:17:02.509 --> 00:17:04.869 where Lennon's six string's buried". Turnip added, 00:17:05.069 --> 00:17:07.109 Brother Noah sunk to his knees and stuck his 00:17:07.109 --> 00:17:09.650 hand into the hole. After a few seconds of grunting 00:17:09.650 --> 00:17:11.930 and groaning, eventually pulled out. Not a guitar. 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:15.400 But a plastic toy. Except it wasn't just a plastic 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:17.819 toy, but a doll from Ariel from Little Mermaid. 00:17:18.259 --> 00:17:20.460 What's more, it had a note in it addressed to 00:17:20.460 --> 00:17:24.000 'the biggest turnip of them all'. "What the living 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:27.839 Christ is that?" Exclaimed Puerto Rico Paul. "It's 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:30.539 the bloody leprechauns!" Growled Big Tony. "The 00:17:30.539 --> 00:17:32.579 little bastards are playing mind games with us!" 00:17:33.220 --> 00:17:35.259 "Who are you calling leprechauns, pal?" Said Brother 00:17:35.259 --> 00:17:37.220 Noah while arching one monstrous eyebrow in a 00:17:37.220 --> 00:17:39.680 dangerous and threatening manner. "Your ruse is 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.349 rambled, Noah." said Puerto Rico Paul while smoking 00:17:42.349 --> 00:17:45.289 a fag stylishly. "I've had my doubts about you 00:17:45.289 --> 00:17:47.849 and LG since the get -go". Enjoying coming across 00:17:47.849 --> 00:17:50.230 like a better -dressed and cooler Columbo, Paul 00:17:50.230 --> 00:17:52.390 added. "There was never any guitar, was there, 00:17:52.430 --> 00:17:54.690 you two tools? You and your brother working for 00:17:54.690 --> 00:17:56.190 the leprechauns trying to stop us from catching 00:17:56.190 --> 00:17:58.349 a mermaid and using her tears to heal the world." 00:17:58.650 --> 00:18:01.309 Is this true? I asked the two moody Mancunians 00:18:01.309 --> 00:18:03.150 who just stood there looking miserable and scowling 00:18:03.150 --> 00:18:05.509 in their oversized parkas. "Definitely maybe!" 00:18:05.869 --> 00:18:09.980 shouted LG. Before we could say... Beat it, you 00:18:09.980 --> 00:18:12.359 pie -eating, cloth -cap -weary northerners! The 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:14.079 two of them raced away, grunting insults and 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:15.940 squealing merrily like a couple of piglets who'd 00:18:15.940 --> 00:18:19.819 just escaped the butcher's block. "What now?" said 00:18:19.819 --> 00:18:21.900 Big Tony. "Everything's gone a bit pear -shaped." 00:18:23.019 --> 00:18:25.079 Turnip explained that as he gazed out at sea 00:18:25.079 --> 00:18:27.599 and murmured, 'It does seem like the leprechauns 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:30.259 have cut a stone to size'. He was suddenly struck 00:18:30.259 --> 00:18:31.900 by the notion that he'd been fooled from the 00:18:31.900 --> 00:18:34.779 get -go. He asked himself, 'Could the vision of 00:18:34.779 --> 00:18:36.319 the Green Man Festival, where he saw the triple 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:39.069 goddess, simply be the result of a stray leprechaun 00:18:39.069 --> 00:18:47.650 spiking his lager?'. Turnip explained. With a growing 00:18:47.650 --> 00:18:50.029 sense of despair, I turned from the surf cemented 00:18:50.029 --> 00:18:51.849 shore. I looked at the heavens and said to the 00:18:51.849 --> 00:18:55.109 gods, 'Is it all we see or seem but a dream within 00:18:55.109 --> 00:18:57.589 a dream?' Puerto Rico Paul simply looked at me 00:18:57.589 --> 00:19:00.670 gravely, took a deep drag on his fag. As he exhaled, 00:19:00.670 --> 00:19:04.329 he simply said, "What?" And then it struck me. 00:19:04.569 --> 00:19:07.009 I'd been played like a fiddle. This so -called 00:19:07.009 --> 00:19:08.769 triple goddess who sent me on this quest worked 00:19:08.769 --> 00:19:11.329 for the leprechauns! She was probably some minor 00:19:11.329 --> 00:19:13.750 spirit masquerading as a proper boss -like entity! 00:19:14.009 --> 00:19:16.849 How could I have been so gullible? Yet, the deeper 00:19:16.849 --> 00:19:19.250 question was... What had they hoped to achieve 00:19:19.250 --> 00:19:21.029 by sending me and the boys in a wild goose chase? 00:19:21.230 --> 00:19:24.210 And what were they hiding? As I watched Big Tony 00:19:24.210 --> 00:19:25.970 throw stones into the sea with all the grace 00:19:25.970 --> 00:19:28.289 of a drunken baby elephant, and Puerto Rico Paul 00:19:28.289 --> 00:19:30.509 chain -smoke and play Wordle on his phone, the 00:19:30.509 --> 00:19:33.230 answer became clear. They were hoping to use 00:19:33.230 --> 00:19:35.569 my skill as perhaps the finest semi -professional 00:19:35.569 --> 00:19:37.670 paranormal investigator this world has ever known 00:19:37.670 --> 00:19:40.650 to capture the last remaining mermaid. Yet they 00:19:40.650 --> 00:19:42.210 didn't want to use her T .S. to heal the world. 00:19:42.369 --> 00:19:44.930 A stunted little swine wanted to kill her and 00:19:44.930 --> 00:19:46.990 open the way to the unholy nightmare of a universe 00:19:46.990 --> 00:19:50.269 ruled by leprechauns. As I looked at the boys 00:19:50.269 --> 00:19:52.569 I'd drunk, fought, and committed petty crimes 00:19:52.569 --> 00:19:55.029 with, it was crystal clear that fate had handpicked 00:19:55.029 --> 00:19:58.069 us to save the world yet again. It was a sobering 00:19:58.069 --> 00:20:01.539 thought to think that we few, we happy few, We 00:20:01.539 --> 00:20:03.660 band of brothers were all that stood between 00:20:03.660 --> 00:20:07.380 humanity and leprechaun hell. I knew exactly 00:20:07.380 --> 00:20:10.240 what we had to do next. At first, I had to get 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:11.920 off this bloody island and grab a few pints. 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:14.079 Cold turkey was beginning to threaten my thought 00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:18.759 process. To be continued. Yay, kill the bastard 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:21.720 leprechauns, kill the leprechauns, kill the little 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:24.700 leprechauns, kill the leprechauns. Hey, we don't 00:20:24.700 --> 00:20:25.940 know. They might turn out to be the good guys. 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:28.500 That's true. They might've been lied to. I might take 00:20:28.500 --> 00:20:31.000 that back in an episode or two. Tim Butters has 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.400 compiled all these tales into a book, 'The Manifest 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:36.099 Trials and Tribulations of Johnny Turnip', available 00:20:36.099 --> 00:20:38.140 as a paperback or Kindle edition from Amazon, 00:20:38.259 --> 00:20:48.539 and you'll find a link on our show blog. . 00:20:48.539 --> 00:20:54.619 3, 2, 1... It's time for... What was that weird noise? 00:20:54.900 --> 00:20:56.779 I don't know. I was expecting to see an electric 00:20:56.779 --> 00:21:00.119 car go past outside, but there's nothing. I need 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:02.099 to also adjust those blinds a little bit because 00:21:02.099 --> 00:21:06.079 the sun's reflecting off your car. That's not helpful, 00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:10.480 is it? Take it from the top. Tighten the box. 00:21:10.619 --> 00:21:17.289 Tighten... What the flying... Cars did go past 00:21:17.289 --> 00:21:19.390 that time. Flippity -flop is that. Is there wind 00:21:19.390 --> 00:21:24.890 blowing down your chimney? Possibly. Oh, you've 00:21:24.890 --> 00:21:29.789 got a... singing ghost? No, maybe it's wind blowing 00:21:29.789 --> 00:21:33.450 past the van outside as well. But why is it every 00:21:33.450 --> 00:21:38.549 time you're about to say tat in the box? Tat 00:21:38.549 --> 00:21:41.930 in the box, tat in the... It did it again! Tat 00:21:41.930 --> 00:21:45.940 in the box, tat in the box. Tat in the box. Tat 00:21:45.940 --> 00:21:49.700 in the box. Tat in the box. Tat in the box. Tat 00:21:49.700 --> 00:21:56.700 in the box. Tat in the box. That sounded like 00:21:56.700 --> 00:21:59.579 a train that time. It sounds like your chimney's 00:21:59.579 --> 00:22:02.319 singing. Interesting. See if that comes out on 00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:04.740 mic. I hope it does, because otherwise that's 00:22:04.740 --> 00:22:07.480 going to be a really weird sounding intro to 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:08.900 Tat in the Box. Anyway, welcome to Tat in the 00:22:08.900 --> 00:22:12.240 Box. It's very just us talking about... No discernible 00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:14.900 sound in the background. Like any, like, haunted 00:22:14.900 --> 00:22:18.059 video on YouTube. Oh, did you hear that? Oh, 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:19.859 the mics didn't pick it up. That's a shame. At 00:22:19.859 --> 00:22:21.140 least they've got the visuals. They can write 00:22:21.140 --> 00:22:25.160 the word bang, bang, or knock on the screen. 00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:29.539 True. Shall we try it one more time? Okay. Tat 00:22:29.539 --> 00:22:32.680 in the box, tat in the box. Tat in the box, tat 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:36.000 in the box. Tat in the box, tat in the box. Tat 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:39.940 in the box. Tat in the box. It's time for Tat 00:22:39.940 --> 00:22:43.279 in the Box. Hopefully we can get this episode 00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:45.119 done now without any further interruptions from 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:47.880 ghosts or jackdaws or wind up the chimney or 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:50.460 next door listening to train shows, whatever 00:22:50.460 --> 00:22:52.940 it's making that noise. Paranormal chuffage. 00:22:53.259 --> 00:22:56.000 Dear me. Can we just get through an episode, 00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:59.500 please? Too much to ask for. Maybe that £7..50 needs 00:22:59.500 --> 00:23:01.119 to go into the sound deadening in this room? 00:23:01.140 --> 00:23:05.019 I think. I think you might be right. Who goes 00:23:05.019 --> 00:23:07.490 it first to guess? I was about to say, we're 00:23:07.490 --> 00:23:09.730 45 episodes in and we're still being discussing 00:23:09.730 --> 00:23:13.369 who goes first. Technically, my book episode, 00:23:13.549 --> 00:23:16.009 so my item first. Okay, right. I'll guess first. 00:23:16.009 --> 00:23:18.150 Close your eyes. It's the portion of the show 00:23:18.150 --> 00:23:20.710 where we get to guess and caress each other's 00:23:20.710 --> 00:23:31.029 mystery items. Feelage for a village. Just refreshing 00:23:31.029 --> 00:23:32.950 my memory of what item it is when I had to look 00:23:32.950 --> 00:23:36.000 what this item was in the box. I shall... Take 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:38.660 the item out of the box that it's in. There's 00:23:38.660 --> 00:23:43.859 two in a box. Are they egg cups? One on... Sorry? 00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:48.779 Are they egg cups? No, I shall put... There's 00:23:48.779 --> 00:23:53.140 the item in the box and one item out of the box. 00:23:53.220 --> 00:23:56.920 That sounded reasonably heavy. They're between 00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:58.720 your hands. If you close them as they were, there 00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:03.819 we go. Oh, that's got a weird Velveteen feel 00:24:03.819 --> 00:24:06.740 to it. It might give an idea of... Is this the 00:24:06.740 --> 00:24:11.759 box? Yes. The small item to the left of the box 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:15.880 is the thing. Oh, it is a small thing. As it 00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:22.160 would be used. Ah, cufflinks. Yes. What's on 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:25.579 the cufflink? Now, have I... Oh, is it Dalek? 00:24:25.619 --> 00:24:27.819 Yes, I was going to say, if any of the clue, 00:24:27.859 --> 00:24:30.410 it's been something as... kind of featured on 00:24:30.410 --> 00:24:32.410 the show before. Yeah, I was like, oh, it's very 00:24:32.410 --> 00:24:35.430 knobbly -bobbly and ice cream cone -shaped with 00:24:35.430 --> 00:24:38.849 no ice cream in the top. Thus, it must be a Dalek. 00:24:38.970 --> 00:24:40.990 Hoping it would take a few more seconds than 00:24:40.990 --> 00:24:43.369 that. I should have left them in the box. I am 00:24:43.369 --> 00:24:45.049 very sorry. Or left the lid on the box as well. 00:24:47.390 --> 00:24:50.309 This is going to be such a quick episode. You 00:24:50.309 --> 00:24:54.549 can open your eyes. Those are some Dalek cufflinks 00:24:54.549 --> 00:24:57.839 based on the... revival era. They're sort of 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:02.660 brassy coloured with some like black patina added 00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:05.880 to the background to make the details really 00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:08.319 pop. They're cool. The David Tennant coppery 00:25:08.319 --> 00:25:11.079 brassy Daleks. Got these from British Red Cross. 00:25:11.779 --> 00:25:14.759 £4. Oh, do you know what? I think that's an alright 00:25:14.759 --> 00:25:18.180 price. Yeah. They're alright then. And the box 00:25:18.180 --> 00:25:21.180 looks kind of David Tennant era Doctor Who aesthetic 00:25:21.180 --> 00:25:22.700 as well. It does look Tennant era doesn't it? 00:25:22.740 --> 00:25:27.670 Where are we? 50 years I think there might be 00:25:27.670 --> 00:25:32.650 50 years celebration BBC Dalek cufflinks oh that 00:25:32.650 --> 00:25:34.990 might not have been David Tennant and that was 00:25:34.990 --> 00:25:40.029 Matt Smith oh sugar sugar me tumblers yeah 50th 00:25:40.029 --> 00:25:44.869 anniversary was Matt Smith, Hurt and Tennant in 00:25:44.869 --> 00:25:48.049 the same episode 2012 that was the War Doctor 00:25:48.049 --> 00:25:52.509 one those are excellent little things I really 00:25:52.509 --> 00:25:56.039 like the little silvery punched box as well feels 00:25:56.039 --> 00:25:58.099 nice just need to find an occasion to wear them 00:25:58.099 --> 00:26:01.099 there they felt quite antiquey before like i 00:26:01.099 --> 00:26:02.880 realized what it was and realized that there's 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:06.099 no way they could be antique but like the the 00:26:06.099 --> 00:26:09.599 feel of this tin is you know like little condiment 00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:11.819 sets that you would get with like a silver punched 00:26:11.819 --> 00:26:15.059 bowl and there'd be like a little salter and 00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:17.740 a little sugar and things like that that's that's 00:26:17.740 --> 00:26:19.519 what it felt like especially with a little bit 00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:23.380 yeah Very nice, lovely tactile thing, lovely 00:26:23.380 --> 00:26:26.000 looking thing. And I've put it back in the box 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:28.200 and now you're going to have to untake it out 00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:30.099 of the box to take photos. I suppose the downside 00:26:30.099 --> 00:26:32.619 of me asking you to guess that is Daleks are 00:26:32.619 --> 00:26:35.200 pretty fucking distinctive. They are. They are 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:38.559 distinctive. Yeah, that's true. Okay, good item. 00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:40.720 Thank you very much. Where were they from? Sorry, 00:26:40.819 --> 00:26:42.339 British Heart Foundation. British Red Cross. 00:26:42.460 --> 00:26:44.579 Red Cross. Very nice indeed. Intellectually. 00:26:45.259 --> 00:26:48.299 Claws the peep as love. Okay, eyes are closed, 00:26:48.500 --> 00:26:53.519 hands are out. Ready to guess your item. Oh, 00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:57.380 sounds like it's going to be fairly small. It 00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:01.539 is on the table in front of you. Oh, it's much 00:27:01.539 --> 00:27:03.039 larger than I thought. It sounds like you're 00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:05.039 getting it out of something. I was getting it 00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:10.700 out of my backpack. It's a cookie type jar. Yes, 00:27:10.900 --> 00:27:16.039 that's exactly what it is. Is that the word cookies 00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:18.859 on the front or biscuits? It says biscuits, yes. 00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:20.900 Feel free to open your eyes whenever you like. 00:27:21.220 --> 00:27:23.920 I was trying to work out what the texture was. 00:27:23.980 --> 00:27:27.380 It's like an old wooden barrel. It is a bit like 00:27:27.380 --> 00:27:29.900 an old beer barrel or something. A proper biscuit 00:27:29.900 --> 00:27:33.119 barrel. Yeah, got cooper bands on it. 00:27:33.460 --> 00:27:35.220 There's a signature on the bottom. I don't know 00:27:35.220 --> 00:27:37.140 what it says. I can't remember. Where's it from? 00:27:37.700 --> 00:27:42.200 Can you read it? That's my recipient. Aquarius, 00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:45.599 it says on the bottom. Oh, so Aquarius said biscuit 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.079 barrel. Now, do you recognise this biscuit barrel? 00:27:50.900 --> 00:27:54.059 That's kind of Disney -esque font. Okay, so no, 00:27:54.140 --> 00:27:56.400 you're thinking too deeply. Oh, sorry, no, but 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.440 no, I'm recognising it's on the shelf of a charity 00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:03.799 shop. Maybe YMCA. Okay. If I then say this is 00:28:03.799 --> 00:28:06.380 my biscuit barrel of shame, do you recognise 00:28:06.380 --> 00:28:11.059 it? Do you recall anything about it? No, sorry. 00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:15.099 You and I were in Ty Hafan in Llanelli. You 00:28:15.099 --> 00:28:18.200 were at one end of the tat. Now I'm remembering. 00:28:18.460 --> 00:28:20.640 I was at another end of the tat. Did it originally 00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:25.380 have a lid? It did have a very, very nice lid. 00:28:26.500 --> 00:28:31.039 It had a lovely lid that I mistakenly believed 00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:34.690 to be secured onto the top of the pot. It does 00:28:34.690 --> 00:28:37.549 look like it would have a rubber or plastic stopper 00:28:37.549 --> 00:28:40.250 to hold something in. It was just a very nice 00:28:40.250 --> 00:28:44.890 fitting on -theme barrel top. Wouldn't it get 00:28:44.890 --> 00:28:47.230 your biscuits fresh, though? No, not at all. 00:28:47.269 --> 00:28:49.170 Not at all. And to be fair, I was looking at 00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:50.890 it thinking, oh, there's a lovely utensil pot. 00:28:51.369 --> 00:28:53.549 So I picked the thing up and turned it upside 00:28:53.549 --> 00:28:56.509 down to have a look and see what was written 00:28:56.509 --> 00:29:00.140 on the bottom. knowing that I had like something 00:29:00.140 --> 00:29:03.160 stuffed under my arm and was holding my walking 00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:05.759 stick with a spare hand. So I only had one hand. 00:29:07.220 --> 00:29:10.119 As I turned said biscuit barrel over, the lid 00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:13.259 fell off, bounced off one shelf, bounced off 00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.660 my knee because I tried to stop it from hitting 00:29:15.660 --> 00:29:17.700 the floor and smashing, bounced off another shelf, 00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:19.720 then hit the floor and smashed. Trying to do 00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:22.299 a keepy -uppy. At which point I stood up and 00:29:22.299 --> 00:29:27.740 went, I owe you $3 .99. Instantly first step. 00:29:27.819 --> 00:29:30.619 To the man behind the till who I was like 20 00:29:30.619 --> 00:29:31.980 feet away from. Not that you're going to run 00:29:31.980 --> 00:29:33.700 out of the shop. I mean, no, I wasn't going to 00:29:33.700 --> 00:29:36.240 run anywhere. But I mean, he wasn't even going 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.000 to make me buy it. But he came over to clean 00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:39.700 up the mess. And I was like, look, you know. 00:29:40.230 --> 00:29:42.730 just put that to one side. I will buy it. I just 00:29:42.730 --> 00:29:44.650 can't trust myself not to break the rest of it 00:29:44.650 --> 00:29:46.750 before I leave the shop. And he's like, you don't 00:29:46.750 --> 00:29:48.130 need to buy it. He said, I could just put it 00:29:48.130 --> 00:29:49.529 back on the shelf with a different price. I was 00:29:49.529 --> 00:29:51.529 like, no, no, I will give you the £3 .99 for 00:29:51.529 --> 00:29:54.490 it. I was going to buy it anyway. It's my fault 00:29:54.490 --> 00:29:57.289 that I broke the lid. So, you know, I paid for 00:29:57.289 --> 00:30:00.230 it and we walked away. But oh, the shame. So 00:30:00.230 --> 00:30:04.230 to you having it, I'm very, very sorry. But I'm 00:30:04.230 --> 00:30:06.690 also glad that I paid for it. I think it should 00:30:06.690 --> 00:30:09.869 be rebranded as your honesty pot. It's the biscuit 00:30:09.869 --> 00:30:15.450 barrel of shame. Oh, dear me. How much was it? 00:30:15.569 --> 00:30:18.329 I thought it was £3 .99, but looking at the receipt, 00:30:18.369 --> 00:30:21.630 it says £3 .50. So it was £0 .49 cheaper than 00:30:21.630 --> 00:30:23.170 I thought it was. Maybe he took the cost of the 00:30:23.170 --> 00:30:25.470 lid off for you. Maybe he did. Maybe he did. 00:30:25.609 --> 00:30:28.950 Oh, God. Yeah, the shame. But Aquarius is not 00:30:28.950 --> 00:30:32.319 easy to read on there. Comparing how... You can 00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:34.940 write biscuits legibly. Yes. Why can't you write 00:30:34.940 --> 00:30:38.359 your name? Or star sign, whichever you're going 00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:40.380 for there. Yeah, but Donald Trump's signature 00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:43.299 doesn't look anything like Donald Trump. Yeah, 00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.220 I've not seen him write the word biscuits either, 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:54.339 to be fair. Good point. Autopen? Go For Broke 00:30:54.339 --> 00:30:58.200 continues. Part three. And you're winning. Karen 00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:01.960 is trying. For a win. You've got less than half 00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:04.799 of your starting money left. It's true. I am 00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:08.960 down to £210 ,000. When we come to the end, we'll 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.500 have to find out what's happening with these 00:31:10.500 --> 00:31:13.519 shares as well. I don't think they count for 00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:15.740 anything once you're broke. And we've got one 00:31:15.740 --> 00:31:19.079 hotel each. We do. But it's your go. Okie dokie. 00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:24.160 Right, let's see where we end up. Three. One, 00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:32.490 two, three. Donate £180 ,000. to suit common 00:31:32.490 --> 00:31:35.049 agricultural policy. The light shining and reflecting 00:31:35.049 --> 00:31:37.509 off the board a bit. I'm so fucking poor. So 00:31:37.509 --> 00:31:40.009 180, so I need 20 grand back, because that's 00:31:40.009 --> 00:31:45.710 200. Feel free to take a bit more back. No, it's 00:31:45.710 --> 00:31:48.589 alright. Down to 30k. I'll roll the dice down 00:31:48.589 --> 00:31:54.390 this side of the board. That'll be 11. Pure blue. 00:31:54.910 --> 00:32:01.150 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Oi! I was there, wasn't 00:32:01.150 --> 00:32:10.029 I? Do you want to play strategic? Yeah, because 00:32:10.029 --> 00:32:13.109 that one I get a £10 ,000 tax rebate. But I can 00:32:13.109 --> 00:32:14.910 go for the stock exchange on this one, which 00:32:14.910 --> 00:32:17.150 is over that side of the board. Yay, well done. 00:32:17.710 --> 00:32:20.369 And do I just get to spin one of these? You spin 00:32:20.369 --> 00:32:22.730 the wheel, and if we own the shares, we get paid 00:32:22.730 --> 00:32:25.609 whatever. Right, hopefully electric is in the 00:32:25.609 --> 00:32:28.789 red. That's the one I wanted to get this time. 00:32:29.470 --> 00:32:34.170 No, oh, it's you oil in the black if that's there. 00:32:34.309 --> 00:32:37.869 Do you own any oil? I own one oil You've got 00:32:37.869 --> 00:32:42.089 the lid That's how much oil money do you get? 00:32:45.730 --> 00:32:53.869 Here goes stock exchange You received ten thousand 00:32:53.869 --> 00:33:03.230 pounds, ah, thank you so nice return 10 %? Drop 00:33:03.230 --> 00:33:06.369 the box lid and it's your go. Rather drop a box 00:33:06.369 --> 00:33:13.309 lid than kick a bucket. 11. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 00:33:13.450 --> 00:33:14.970 Could you move it the rest of the way, please? 00:33:15.789 --> 00:33:21.210 Go to stock exchange. Oh, okay. Spins as a veal. 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:34.880 It's red in oil. What does that mean? You've 00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:38.819 got oil, so you lose... I think it's £10 ,000. 00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:46.119 Yes, you lose £10 ,000 in the red. OK, there 00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:47.579 we are then. I don't have any of those shares. 00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:51.420 I've just got one electric share. Oh, sorry. 00:33:51.579 --> 00:33:53.599 Just knocked my hotel down. That'll be five. 00:33:54.339 --> 00:33:56.920 Five. Oh, can you move me out of the stock exchange? 00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.940 One, two, three, four, five. Pay £20 ,000 to 00:34:00.940 --> 00:34:06.900 finance an expedition to film a dodo. Nobhead. 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:17.519 There we go. Oh, no, hang on. £20 ,000. Yeah, 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:24.219 sorry. Too stuck together there. one two three 00:34:24.219 --> 00:34:28.780 four oh shit no hang on it's double six oh i 00:34:28.780 --> 00:34:31.400 gotta pay 100 grand to the bank but i'm i'm now 00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:34.400 i've got 30 grand in my hand it's all the money 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:38.119 i've got left so i'm in debt by 70 what's the 00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:43.519 rule the winner the first player to be unable 00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:47.900 to pay his way is declared the winner if then 00:34:47.900 --> 00:34:50.400 the game you lose all your money But you're still 00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:53.179 not in debt. Oh, I am now in debt. I've just 00:34:53.179 --> 00:34:57.059 put myself in debt. I'm playing until you cannot 00:34:57.059 --> 00:35:00.420 pay a debt. Hey! So yeah, you've lost your money. 00:35:00.539 --> 00:35:02.340 What does it say about the shares, just to be 00:35:02.340 --> 00:35:04.519 sure? Shares, certificates and hotels cannot 00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:06.539 be sold and the value is disregarded at the end 00:35:06.539 --> 00:35:10.940 of the game. You win. I won something! And it 00:35:10.940 --> 00:35:13.519 genuinely took me less than half an hour of actual 00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:15.400 gameplay. And was it a donation or something 00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.579 you had there? Was it the very last move? Oh 00:35:17.579 --> 00:35:19.630 no, that's you. Oh, I rolled a 12. Oh, you know 00:35:19.630 --> 00:35:21.130 you had a double six, didn't you? I rolled a 00:35:21.130 --> 00:35:22.730 double six. You just had to give money away. 00:35:22.750 --> 00:35:26.269 Yeah, I owe the bank 70 grand. Sorry, bank. Oh, 00:35:26.369 --> 00:35:28.110 I forgot to press start as well for the timer. 00:35:29.170 --> 00:35:31.570 You've only been about five minutes in. It's 00:35:31.570 --> 00:35:33.289 only half the time and you've already won. Oh, 00:35:33.309 --> 00:35:36.389 I'm chuffed. I never win. Hey, well done. Yay! 00:35:37.670 --> 00:35:39.869 I don't know why Ganon doesn't like this game. 00:35:39.909 --> 00:35:41.469 I quite enjoyed it. Maybe it's because I won. 00:35:41.869 --> 00:35:43.550 I didn't like this game because I'm trying to 00:35:43.550 --> 00:35:45.389 move my head around the desk. I'm hitting my 00:35:45.389 --> 00:35:47.329 headphones on the microphone to try and stay 00:35:47.329 --> 00:35:49.670 on mic to play the game. Yeah, that's our setup 00:35:49.670 --> 00:35:54.489 situation more than the game's fault. But yeah, 00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:56.750 what do you reckon? Worth playing again? You've 00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.510 not had a go of the casino. Do you want to have 00:35:58.510 --> 00:36:01.710 a go of the roulette? See how sticky... Do you 00:36:01.710 --> 00:36:09.010 want to declare which... I'm going to go... Red 00:36:09.010 --> 00:36:14.949 or black or between a range of numbers? Green. 00:36:14.949 --> 00:36:17.710 It doesn't spin that well at all. It doesn't. 00:36:17.710 --> 00:36:20.510 I did some horses. Oh yeah, you didn't get a 00:36:20.510 --> 00:36:23.550 spin of that. You'd have been fucked if I'd have 00:36:23.550 --> 00:36:29.329 spun that for you. I got horse four. I got two 00:36:29.329 --> 00:36:34.789 of a kind but not in a row. I need two of a kind 00:36:34.789 --> 00:36:38.489 in sequence. Any three of a kind? Three times 00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:40.030 dollar symbol? No, I don't think that counts 00:36:40.030 --> 00:36:41.150 for anything. You'd have been all right with 00:36:41.150 --> 00:36:44.550 that spin as well. I'm quite pleased with my 00:36:44.550 --> 00:36:47.949 performance. I'm trying to remember, did I ever 00:36:47.949 --> 00:36:49.909 play this as a kid or was it just Game of Life 00:36:49.909 --> 00:36:51.730 I played as a kid? I definitely did not play 00:36:51.730 --> 00:36:54.309 this as a child. I played Game of Life, but I've 00:36:54.309 --> 00:37:01.349 not played this before. It's a bit of 80s, 90s 00:37:01.349 --> 00:37:03.750 tat, isn't it? And none of us won the lottery 00:37:03.750 --> 00:37:05.949 either. Oh, yeah. That was all left out. Yeah, 00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:07.530 no, I just put the £10 ,000 back in the bank. 00:37:07.809 --> 00:37:10.170 I think I paid five into it. You paid five. Yeah. 00:37:10.329 --> 00:37:12.429 We only got done twice for the lottery. I know. 00:37:12.690 --> 00:37:16.170 We got quite lucky on some of the squares. Oh, 00:37:16.329 --> 00:37:18.030 good game, darling. Especially as it was free. 00:37:18.510 --> 00:37:20.630 Yeah, can't beat a bit of free. Good there. You 00:37:20.630 --> 00:37:24.349 know, and recycling. And to be fair, I will probably 00:37:24.349 --> 00:37:26.409 mention this when we record the main episode 00:37:26.409 --> 00:37:30.369 because if you've got a donation item... I'll 00:37:30.369 --> 00:37:32.489 probably donate this in episode 43, but you'll 00:37:32.489 --> 00:37:38.710 have to listen to gameplay till episode 45. This 00:37:38.710 --> 00:37:42.570 is the 1983 edition of Go for Broke. It's nearly 00:37:42.570 --> 00:37:46.510 as old as me. 1985. Sorry, I misread the inside 00:37:46.510 --> 00:37:51.369 of the box. MB Games. 10 to adult. In this hilarious 00:37:51.369 --> 00:37:53.829 race, the gamers are trying to spend a million 00:37:53.829 --> 00:37:56.170 pounds as quickly as you can. Not as easy as 00:37:56.170 --> 00:37:58.750 it sounds. You can't take it with you, so spend 00:37:58.750 --> 00:38:01.710 wildly. And hope you don't back a winner. Will 00:38:01.710 --> 00:38:03.590 you be the first to lose a fortune and win the 00:38:03.590 --> 00:38:06.849 game? I was distracted by some of the schmutz 00:38:06.849 --> 00:38:09.449 in the corner here. Schmutz. I don't know if 00:38:09.449 --> 00:38:12.690 it's just attic and dead bug poops, I think. 00:38:12.769 --> 00:38:16.130 Yeah, probably. Honestly, upon review, I would 00:38:16.130 --> 00:38:18.710 say hilarious is a little strong. Overselling 00:38:18.710 --> 00:38:22.329 it there. Very much so. But half an hour's pleasurable 00:38:22.329 --> 00:38:25.599 time is quite nice. It's a fun little game. I 00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:26.900 still wouldn't have got rid of that electric 00:38:26.900 --> 00:38:29.360 chair. Just give that a spin and we'll go, just 00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.900 in the hopes I can get rid of it now. Right, 00:38:31.940 --> 00:38:44.780 let's pack this shit up. OK, because I don't 00:38:44.780 --> 00:38:47.800 give a shit about art's wishes or any misunderstanding 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:50.800 about why we started the segment, either way, 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:54.719 there's no Bibliotat this episode. So as a fill 00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:56.800 -in segment...for the last few years, Stephen 00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.400 Colbert has had a recurring segment on The Late 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:01.860 Show called 'The Colbert Questionert'. Okay. 00:39:02.260 --> 00:39:04.599 It's a series of questions specifically designed 00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:08.019 to penetrate deep into the psyche, so you're truly 00:39:08.019 --> 00:39:11.360 and fully known. Oh dear. And since his show's 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:12.619 been cancelled, I figured he's not going to be 00:39:12.619 --> 00:39:15.900 using it for a little while. Do you have the 00:39:15.900 --> 00:39:20.280 courage to be known? Yeah, why not? Karen Chesters. 00:39:20.460 --> 00:39:29.530 Karen Chesters is born of courage. Question number 00:39:29.530 --> 00:39:35.130 one. What's the best sandwich? Ooh, Red Leicester, 00:39:35.250 --> 00:39:37.349 raspberry jam, white bread. But it's got to be 00:39:37.349 --> 00:39:40.650 braces, triple extra thick white bread. Number 00:39:40.650 --> 00:39:44.730 two. What was your first concert? Chesney Hawks 00:39:44.730 --> 00:39:47.869 in Sheffield City Hall. I fell asleep. Do you 00:39:47.869 --> 00:39:51.289 remember the year? I'm going to say something 00:39:51.289 --> 00:39:56.960 like 94. Oh, still relatively known. It wasn't 00:39:56.960 --> 00:40:00.420 one of the revival sort of things. Yeah, we moved 00:40:00.420 --> 00:40:03.719 to Sheffield, so it was after 91 and before 95, 00:40:03.739 --> 00:40:07.800 so I'm going to guess 94. What's the scariest 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:19.380 animal? Scariest animal? A hippo. Apples or oranges? 00:40:26.570 --> 00:40:28.530 Apple...Question mark? Can't put peanut butter on an 00:40:28.530 --> 00:40:31.570 orange. I mean, you can. Have you ever asked 00:40:31.570 --> 00:40:37.269 someone for their autograph? I know I've wanted 00:40:37.269 --> 00:40:41.869 to, but whether I actually have or not, I don't 00:40:41.869 --> 00:40:47.250 think I have, in all honesty. What do you think 00:40:47.250 --> 00:40:58.599 happens when we die? Unknown. We die? That's 00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:02.659 a factual answer. Appreciate that. What's your 00:41:02.659 --> 00:41:07.960 favourite action movie? Face/Off. Window or aisle? 00:41:08.420 --> 00:41:12.719 Window. What's your favourite smell? Cut grass. 00:41:13.139 --> 00:41:16.699 What's your least favourite smell? Fresh dog 00:41:16.699 --> 00:41:24.670 poo. What's your earliest memory? Sorry, mum 00:41:24.670 --> 00:41:30.130 and dad. My sister Ruth trying to get me to help 00:41:30.130 --> 00:41:32.809 her make a cake on the kitchen floor when I was 00:41:32.809 --> 00:41:35.769 about 18 months old. Do you remember any of the 00:41:35.769 --> 00:41:39.489 ingredients? Everything that we could open. So 00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:44.389 flour, eggs, sugar, milk. Anything inedible that 00:41:44.389 --> 00:41:46.269 shouldn't be in there? Probably. Or is it all 00:41:46.269 --> 00:41:49.849 technically food? Dried pasta. I would assume 00:41:49.849 --> 00:41:52.349 that it was mostly food -based. Mum and Dad were 00:41:52.349 --> 00:41:54.409 always pretty cautious about keeping bleach and 00:41:54.409 --> 00:41:56.250 stuff away from us. Not as bad as it could have 00:41:56.250 --> 00:41:58.829 been, though. I think I know the answer to the 00:41:58.829 --> 00:42:03.190 next one. Cats or dogs? Cats. You get one song 00:42:03.190 --> 00:42:05.550 to listen to for the rest of your life. You don't 00:42:05.550 --> 00:42:07.809 have to listen to it continually, but when you 00:42:07.809 --> 00:42:11.190 go to listen to music, this is the song. What 00:42:11.190 --> 00:42:17.070 is it? 'Shoop' by Salt -N -Pepa. What number am 00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:21.980 I thinking of? 72. No. Please describe the rest 00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:25.699 of your life in five words. I have no idea yet. 00:42:26.820 --> 00:42:29.880 Karen Chesters. Yeah. You are known. Excellent. 00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:34.920 What's the pun? Oh, I thought you were going 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.260 to reverse all of these answers into something 00:42:37.260 --> 00:42:40.659 else. No, it's a questionnaire. Oh, right. There 00:42:40.659 --> 00:42:43.579 we are. You all know me so much better now. Thank 00:42:43.579 --> 00:42:45.199 you for taking part. You're welcome. Thanks for askig 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.519 Though that was surprised on you. Shall we do a 00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:49.980 reverse? No, I have to do it in the very last 00:42:49.980 --> 00:42:52.619 episode. Oh, OK. Stephen's rules. That's how 00:42:52.619 --> 00:42:54.739 it worked for him. Right, OK. I will not do it 00:42:54.739 --> 00:42:57.599 until the show ends. Episode 47 will be our last 00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.059 episode. Happy second anniversary. We'll all 00:43:00.059 --> 00:43:04.389 get to know Adam really well. I actually better 00:43:04.389 --> 00:43:12.010 prepare some answers for them. All right, this 00:43:12.010 --> 00:43:14.210 is the part of the show that might really drag 00:43:14.210 --> 00:43:17.050 out the fairly, what seems like a quick show 00:43:17.050 --> 00:43:24.230 so far, depending on editing. Time to say goodbye. 00:43:24.510 --> 00:43:27.610 No, no, no, that's long enough. Quickly, stuff 00:43:27.610 --> 00:43:30.170 our faces with stuff. The first set of food we 00:43:30.170 --> 00:43:34.050 have here are Mexican beef taco flavour Doritos. 00:43:34.449 --> 00:43:37.570 And I'll also be taking some of these for TJ's 00:43:37.570 --> 00:43:41.429 group snack sack. Snack sack. And we go to see 00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:46.170 Cheap Show live in August. August 23rd at the 00:43:46.170 --> 00:43:49.269 Junction Venue 2 in Cambridge. And we'd encourage 00:43:49.269 --> 00:43:52.090 any listeners to this show. It's weird if you 00:43:52.090 --> 00:43:53.730 have not heard of Cheap Show and you're listening 00:43:53.730 --> 00:43:56.909 to this. This is trying not to be a direct copy. 00:43:57.289 --> 00:44:00.110 as much as we can they haven't sent us a cease 00:44:00.110 --> 00:44:02.110 and desist and we've given them plenty of opportunities 00:44:02.110 --> 00:44:05.849 so go to thecheapshow .co .uk get tickets go 00:44:05.849 --> 00:44:07.329 and see them live in Cambridge if you can at 00:44:07.329 --> 00:44:09.250 the end of August and we'll see you there and 00:44:09.250 --> 00:44:11.730 if you want any of our donation stuff maybe we'll 00:44:11.730 --> 00:44:14.190 take it with us yeah a bunch of the channel 84 00:44:14.190 --> 00:44:16.690 all -stars will be there indeed they shall we 00:44:16.690 --> 00:44:21.449 shall be representing our network right let's 00:44:21.449 --> 00:44:32.030 uh crispies scowls the noise Hmm. Not sure about 00:44:32.030 --> 00:44:36.409 the smell. I don't know if it needs a jiggle 00:44:36.409 --> 00:44:41.250 about. Something a bit footy about them. The 00:44:41.250 --> 00:44:43.369 jostlation didn't help at all. Did it not? No, 00:44:43.409 --> 00:44:46.489 it smells exactly the same. A bit underwhelming. 00:44:47.170 --> 00:44:50.929 Well, all I can say is the maple bacon barbecue 00:44:50.929 --> 00:44:54.429 lentil chips that I bought, they're probably 00:44:54.429 --> 00:44:56.329 going to smash these at the park if we try them. 00:44:56.860 --> 00:44:58.639 Okay, let's give them a go. Okay, they are a 00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:01.079 standard Dorito triangle. There's like little 00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:03.519 speckly bits and some dusty coating. Wish us 00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:14.159 luck. It's a no from me. Just beefy powder. Wow, 00:45:14.260 --> 00:45:16.860 that just sucked all the moisture out of my mouth. 00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:23.690 No, I won't be buying those again. I try and 00:45:23.690 --> 00:45:25.670 give this a reasonable review rather than just 00:45:25.670 --> 00:45:27.409 a no thank you. I mean, it is a no thank you 00:45:27.409 --> 00:45:30.769 from me as well. But there is a beefiness to 00:45:30.769 --> 00:45:33.030 them. When you first put them in your mouth, 00:45:33.090 --> 00:45:36.110 there's a distinct beefy, like, I don't know, 00:45:36.110 --> 00:45:40.030 stock powder, beefy flavour. Vaguest hint of 00:45:40.030 --> 00:45:43.150 lime. There is a very vague hint of lime. There's 00:45:43.150 --> 00:45:47.590 a bit of, like, veggie sort of flavour, but I 00:45:47.590 --> 00:45:50.679 can't... Really identify what it is. I certainly 00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:52.679 can't pick out any cilantro, which you certainly 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.280 find in a beef taco. That's all right. We've 00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:57.860 gone on too long for these anyway. The show's 00:45:57.860 --> 00:45:59.659 running ages. We can't recommend them. If they 00:45:59.659 --> 00:46:00.900 were nice, we'd tell you more about them and 00:46:00.900 --> 00:46:04.099 go to buy them. Yeah, don't get those. We'll 00:46:04.099 --> 00:46:06.039 save our words for something nice. Right, on 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.719 to the next ones. Okay. I've been told these 00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:12.800 are going to smash those underwhelming beef taco 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:16.239 flavour ones out of the park. To be fair, the 00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:20.000 bar's been set fairly low. Very fucking low. 00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:23.119 I picked these up in the CKs down the road from 00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:31.159 you on the way over today. They are... I think 00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:37.340 it's an exclamation. Yes, Paul. Yes, Paul. They 00:46:37.340 --> 00:46:40.579 are... Lentil chips. Knock -off Mickey Mouse. 00:46:40.900 --> 00:46:45.750 Maybe. Maple bacon taste. Now, I know you commented 00:46:45.750 --> 00:46:47.690 on this when I sent a photo to the group chat. 00:46:47.750 --> 00:46:50.590 You were like, maple bacon tastes, not flavour. 00:46:51.070 --> 00:46:53.130 I don't know why they've gone for taste rather 00:46:53.130 --> 00:46:55.409 than flavour, but I can tell you they do flavour 00:46:55.409 --> 00:46:58.429 the way they taste. And then the other ones I 00:46:58.429 --> 00:47:02.730 got are also Lentil Chips Spicy Hot, which I 00:47:02.730 --> 00:47:07.010 have not tried before. However, the maple bacon 00:47:07.010 --> 00:47:11.030 taste is where it's at. Which one do you want 00:47:11.030 --> 00:47:12.710 to try first? I want you to try those ones first. 00:47:13.929 --> 00:47:18.869 The bacon ones. Lentil chips, making maple. Making 00:47:18.869 --> 00:47:24.570 maple? Making maple. Maple bacon taste. And these 00:47:24.570 --> 00:47:33.809 are vegan and vegetarian friendly. There's quite 00:47:33.809 --> 00:47:35.409 a honk coming off those. Oh, I don't need to 00:47:35.409 --> 00:47:36.989 smell them. I've eaten an entire bag to myself 00:47:36.989 --> 00:47:40.269 before. I forgot to say the Doritos are inspired 00:47:40.269 --> 00:47:45.369 by Mexican beef taco. Ah. I guess that's because 00:47:45.369 --> 00:47:47.449 they can't say it tastes like Mexican pizza. 00:47:47.650 --> 00:47:49.150 I'm not a fan of the smell coming off any of 00:47:49.150 --> 00:47:57.789 these. They look like grubs. Yeah. Okay. Not 00:47:57.789 --> 00:48:02.150 for me. What? Oh, my God. I'm shocked. They're 00:48:02.150 --> 00:48:04.289 not quite sweet enough or quite savoury enough. 00:48:04.610 --> 00:48:07.789 Neither here nor there. You need a whole packet, 00:48:07.829 --> 00:48:09.329 I think. You've got to eat them there. They'll 00:48:09.329 --> 00:48:11.489 go bad otherwise they're open. I mean, I will 00:48:11.489 --> 00:48:14.030 eat them. I forced you into this situation. I'm 00:48:14.030 --> 00:48:17.789 really sorry. You should feel really bad. I'm 00:48:17.789 --> 00:48:21.250 on a diet and everything. I'm not. What did you 00:48:21.250 --> 00:48:24.989 think of the texture? Quite a nice crunch to 00:48:24.989 --> 00:48:27.849 it. I will give it that. If they were savoury, 00:48:27.849 --> 00:48:29.829 I think I would have liked them more. But let's 00:48:29.829 --> 00:48:33.730 try a savoury. Hot, spicy? Spicy hot. Spicy hot. 00:48:34.090 --> 00:48:36.269 These don't say they are flavoured or tasted. 00:48:36.369 --> 00:48:44.369 They just say spicy hot. There's not much sense 00:48:44.369 --> 00:48:46.489 coming off of those. They're definitely not offensive 00:48:46.489 --> 00:48:50.110 to the nostril. Yeah, I don't like the smell 00:48:50.110 --> 00:48:52.050 of that. You can smell something. I can literally 00:48:52.050 --> 00:48:55.869 smell anything. It smells like factory more than 00:48:55.869 --> 00:48:59.570 actual food. Oh, factory air. Okay, good luck. 00:48:59.650 --> 00:49:02.110 I haven't tried these ones. I've got two little 00:49:02.110 --> 00:49:13.159 ones. They're nicely dusted. Underwhelming. Towards 00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:15.900 the very, very end, there is a bit of spiciness 00:49:15.900 --> 00:49:18.420 and a little bit of heat there, but the actual 00:49:18.420 --> 00:49:22.940 flavour of it isn't that nice a flavour. Weirdly, 00:49:22.940 --> 00:49:25.440 sort of like... What does it say the flavour 00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:30.420 profile is? What have we got? Spicy flavour, 00:49:30.579 --> 00:49:34.559 red lentil snacks. Spicy hot. Seasoning mix, 00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:38.059 it says. Sugar, dextrose, salt, spices, onion, 00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:42.809 tomato, paprika extract, yeast extract. Yam and 00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:46.190 juice. Lemon juice granule. That's a weird one. 00:49:46.909 --> 00:49:49.369 Garlic, herb extract, salt. May contain gluten 00:49:49.369 --> 00:49:51.369 in milk. So it doesn't actually tell you what 00:49:51.369 --> 00:49:53.230 the flavour profile is. The front of the packet 00:49:53.230 --> 00:49:55.789 is just like chopped up chillies. Yeah, that's 00:49:55.789 --> 00:49:58.809 pretty much it. It is just chilli pepper. Yeah. 00:49:59.269 --> 00:50:02.489 Yeah. You know, not spectacular, not terrible. 00:50:02.889 --> 00:50:05.590 Again, they might have a cumulative effect similar 00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:09.289 to the maple bacon ones. For me, it's a given. 00:50:09.839 --> 00:50:11.559 everything today I'm going to have to tell people 00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:13.239 to give it a miss I'm afraid fair enough not 00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:15.699 for me all three are no for you I still quite 00:50:15.699 --> 00:50:17.980 like the maple bacon one so I'll take that packet 00:50:17.980 --> 00:50:19.760 home the rest can go in the bin or feed the birds 00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:22.460 and I'm happy to give away that extra packet 00:50:22.460 --> 00:50:26.420 of Mexican beef taco flavour Doritos for the 00:50:26.420 --> 00:50:28.719 taste test snack snack and I'm sure we'll be 00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:30.960 feeding those to the seagulls outside yeah thank 00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:35.610 you very very much for listening We're part of 00:50:35.610 --> 00:50:38.550 the studio Channel 84 Network, home to the Variety 00:50:38.550 --> 00:50:41.610 Show with TJ and Rob, the Untitled Sci -Fi Show 00:50:41.610 --> 00:50:44.929 with Rob and TJ, Who Takes the Socks Off with 00:50:44.929 --> 00:50:48.630 Ross and Simon, and we've also welcomed Pocketknockers 00:50:48.630 --> 00:50:51.670 with John and Mike. 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