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This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. Welcome

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to Lightly Used, episode 36. Hello. I'm Adam.

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And I'm Karen. This is a podcast where we mostly

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celebrate our finds from charity shops or things

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that we've found in our attics or... Someone

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else's attic. Just sat on the shelf for ages

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and ages. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've stopped looking

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through that now. I've noticed the thing I've

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got. Yeah. Dusted it off. We compare them and

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stuff. Yeah, that's about right. Generally what

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we do here. Yeah. I'm sure there's a much more

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eloquent way of putting that. I mean, possibly,

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but we're not... It escapes me for the minute.

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Neither of us have claimed to be wordsmiths,

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so I think some word salad is fine. Yes. To start

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off this episode, I've got a correction slash

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explanation. Ooh. It was for me trying to stop

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you from doing the tat in the box jingle at the

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start of last episode. Oh, right, OK. I didn't

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think you'd got anything, because you said that

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you were tired and you were umming and ahhing

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whether you were going to come round to record.

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And I felt like I persuaded you to come round.

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No, you didn't persuade me. Strong -armed, maybe.

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Anyway. Because you didn't have your 'box O' Tat'

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items, I thought just making you sing for me

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felt weird. So that's why I went. Look, I've

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done you with items today. We don't need to jingle.

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And then when you had presents for me, I didn't

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explain myself very well in this podcast. I genuinely

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thought, oh, it's just one -sided this week,

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and I don't need to be singing and dancing for

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me. Aw, but I like to sing for you. That would

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have felt weirder. I'm never dancing for you.

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No, not a chance. The clapping I feel counts

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as dancing. There's actions involved. Sit -down

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dancing. Oh, I'm definitely a sit -down dancer.

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The bare minimum of sit -down dancing. Your arms

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are moving to clap. well i enjoy singing the

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jingle so i felt put off by you saying don't

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sing the jingle just for me i'm like fuck you

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i'm singing the jingle for you and for me and

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for all the lovely listeners so i'm gonna do

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it anyway yeah i did not notice that you brought

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your backpack in here that you don't usually

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do i'd be a terrible security guard no one ever

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gave adam a security job no no that's definitely

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out of the ordinary Didn't notice it at all.

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And that it was bulging with stuff. It wasn't

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bulging. There's an entire hoodie stuffed in

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there. But I had folded it really economically.

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It wasn't taking up that much space. Speaking

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of the card game, we didn't play it. And I owe

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an apology to your mum for that. After the spillage,

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I'll be honest, I went into panic mode. I forgot

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what comes next in the show. And also... Other

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than panicking and forgetting how the podcast

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works entirely. A lot of this side of the desk

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was quite wet. It was very soggy. I think it's

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okay. I don't think one will be offended that

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we didn't play the game. We will play the game

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on the podcast at some point because I am interested

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to see how it works. And I need to know if we've

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been pronouncing it correctly. Yeah. If it's

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ski -ho or... We've been saying sky -jo. Ski

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-jo. But, I mean... I knew it was a card game

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and I had no plans to force you to play it last

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week when we recorded. So I think it's OK. Mum

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won't be offended. In my mind, when I was guessing

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it and it was revealed it was a card game, I

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was going, right, this is what we're playing

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next. We're going to do this as the next segment.

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And oh, hang on, we've got Johnny Turnip to do.

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Then I made a mess and then everything went to

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cock. Spilt water. Never mind. And also, it was

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our first show back after a month. That's true.

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We had had some time off. We'd been missing the

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Johnny Turnip segment and doing it back in the

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show. Hang on. We're kind of done. One, two,

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three segments. Yeah, yeah. That's all the show

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done. Yeah. All the ingredients there. It was

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like making scones but forgetting the fruit or

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something. Like you were three quarters of the

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way there and the rest just went out the window.

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Yeah. Sorry about that. It's fine. Mum won't

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mind. Ooh. Do you have a kitten update? Is Winnie

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winter or Winston? Unknown. I'm still convinced

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that she's a Winnie, but I will hopefully be

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taking her and Kiara to the vets on Monday after

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work. So watch this space and I'll have an official

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gender update according to the vet. Watch this

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space. Yeah, she's a little shit. Potentially,

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he's a little shit. Well, they said kitten Winnie

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is a shit. I'm not going to go back and edit

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the insults out. I don't expect you to. I'm just

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covering her bases now. Yeah, that cat is a shit.

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Coming up on, oh, sorry, have you got anything

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else? I have got an update. Oh, sorry. Re the

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parking ticket situation. So as you will recall,

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directly before Christmas, I went and got myself

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a parking ticket because I forgot the number

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plate of my car. And then in the process of getting

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out of my car to put the number plate into the

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app to pay for parking, I then forgot to put

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my blue badge on the dashboard. And when I came

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back, I'd been spotted by the traffic wardens

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who were doing their job and they'd given me

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a ticket. Anyway, I had a letter from the council

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this week saying, thank you for providing the

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evidence. On this occasion, we will not pursue

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a penalty. Oh, thank you, Traffic Warden for

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helping out. Thank you very much, the two traffic

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wardens who helped me out on that day. I really

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hope they had a lovely Christmas and New Year.

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Thank you to Swansea Council for being sensible,

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even though I told them I hated them like two

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minutes ago. But in this case, thank you for

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being sensible and seeing that it was a genuine

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error. You know, I had paid, so, you know, didn't

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get away with it because I didn't do anything

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wrong. But my forgetfulness has not been penalised.

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Depending how I've edited this episode. You might

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not have insulted them earlier at all. Ah, that's

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a good point. So there were another thing I wanted

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to tell you about was a part of Cthulhu season

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five. Oh, yes. Bloodborne episode one. I listened

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to it this week. Oh, it's out already. It's out

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already. The first thing I did within six minutes

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was send Matt a text message saying this is fucking

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brilliant. The next thing I did was send Toucan

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a message on Discord to say, I fucking love the

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voice for your new character. I cannot wait to

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see where this goes. And then just listen to

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the rest of the episode. And it was brilliant.

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I had a good laugh. I enjoy the characters. Richard

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is Gertrude. So Richard, the new guy, has been

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given the Gertrude spot. And she's a granny,

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but a fashion granny. She got a big crochet handbag

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and this. gets to be a gertrude everyone everyone

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should have a turn at being a gertrude it's a

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famous famous character but yeah really good

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to have a listen find them on spotify that's

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you know you can rate and review them on there

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they prefer that by the way adam please can you

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do a review on spotify on my behalf because i

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do not use spotify to say that episode one was

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excellent and that we're looking forward to the

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rest of the series i will do Thank you very much.

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And this is a reminder for future Adam, please

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can you do a Spotify five stars and a thumbs

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up excellent episode for Bloodborne episode one.

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Also future Adam, sorry for making you stop editing

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to load up Spotify. Otherwise you're going to

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forget if you don't do it right now. Yeah, I'll

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make it up to you somehow. I'll put the kettle

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on. That works for me. And the other thing I

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wanted to mention was Fallout season two. Spoiler

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alert. Are you up to date? Yeah, but some of

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our listeners... Depends how spoilery it is for

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some of our listeners. This is why I'm saying

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spoiler alert. I won't be saying much, but I

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will be saying the following things, which don't

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give much away. Macaulay Culkin, hilarious. Great

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casting. Excellent casting. And... Is it wrong

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that I found it super hot when the ghoul winked

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at Lucy towards the end of episode four after

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the drugs and guns situation? At that point,

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I sort of like had a bit of a mental check with

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myself that I don't actually fancy the guy who

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plays the ghoul as he looks in normal life. So

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why am I now finding ever so... tinily sexually

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hot that he's just winked at Lucy and I was like...

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Walton Goggins has swagger for days. He does.

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And to be honest, a Greg Davis wink does exactly

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the same thing to me. I watched the Taskmaster

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opening credits just so I can see Greg Davis

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wink over a typewriter. I don't know what it

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is, but there is something real sexy about a

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man giving a wink at the right situation. Speaking

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of you and filth... What's up with your YouTube

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algorithm? My YouTube algorithm was trying to

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get me to watch porn at work yesterday. not actual

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porn i have to i have to stress not actual triple

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x adult related nakedness um no naked no nakedness

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whatsoever yeah for me it's um you know how some

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people have fetishes about things like some people

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like feet and they find them sexy and some people

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find hands sexy there's boob people bum people

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thigh people i um have a bit of a thing for a

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Guy called Robin who washes cars for a living.

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You've got a Viking fetish. I have totally got

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a Viking fetish. Maybe that's what it is. I'm

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going to get him to wear a Viking helmet when

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he details my car. Have you emailed him to ask,

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would you do a hiccup car wash on you whilst

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wearing a Viking helmet? No, and Daisy Dukes

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and Wellies. He would make bank off you, at least.

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I'd be so OnlyFans. But anyway, YouTube suggested

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his channel, which is called Viking Detailing.

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And I just put the little active window on it

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so it shows you the first 30 seconds. And it

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was Robin talking about Tom Lentzel's Jaguar

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and how he was going to clean it. And I was like,

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after about 15 seconds, I was like, I can't watch

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this because this is fully going to distract

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me. I can't even have this on in the background

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just to listen to. Go on, Robin. Because I'm

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just going to be obsessed by watching Robin wash

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a car. Oh, yeah. Use a snow foam cannon. Oh,

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my God. A real good snow foam coating is the

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best. Oh, not the clay bar. Especially when you

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get right in the nooks and crannies with the

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proper cleaning tools. Oh, sexy, sexy, man. Anyway,

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I don't know why washing cars has become a hot

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thing for me. Maybe it's like a menopause thing.

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You know, like when some women get pregnant and

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they have cravings. Maybe this is like a menopause

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thing where you get like a weird hotness for

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something that just wouldn't normally turn you

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on. Does it include sort of slow -mo hair flicking

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back? I mean, Robin doesn't have much hair, but

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he does have a mighty beard. I thought he's got

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quite a lot of hair, but it's back. don't know

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maybe maybe the problem is i haven't actually

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been looking at his hair and that's why i don't

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really know what he looks like i could be completely

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wrong i'm just uh giving him ideas for his hip

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-hop car wash youtube channel he's a tall ginger

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man yeah yeah either way i'll pay i don't mind

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So if you're absolutely flat broke by next episode,

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we know where your money's come. Yeah, I've spent

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it all on car porn. Why is your car still filthy?

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I've just been watching him clean other people's

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cars. Yeah, I've just been watching him. I haven't

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been asking him to work on my vehicle. After

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all, I'm watching him work on everyone else's.

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Soapy ginger man. Soapy ginger man. Put him on

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the glass. move then. That's what you're paying

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extra for. Didn't squeeze them together for me.

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That's what the glass is for. Robin, you've got

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a whale on the hook here. You might not appreciate

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that. Money -wise, I'm talking... You're within

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water -throwing and face -punching distance if

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I was going to choose this. I'm calling you a

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whale. I was trying to be a compliment. Stop

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thinking that you're insulting me. I listened.

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I noticed from your reaction, I thought, I hope

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that's come across as very wrong. My face hurts

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from laughing at you so much. Oh, my God. Because

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we listened to Cheap Show yesterday and they

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were talking about poker and big fish and the

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whale and this, that and the other. When you

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said, so you've got a whale here, I was like,

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oh, big spender. Yeah, that's what I meant. Robbie

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wouldn't be comfortable with that. I wouldn't

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rob him, wouldn't I? He might just not want a

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whale. He might be worried. He's a businessman.

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He might be worried that I'm some sort of weird

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stalker. I'm going to have to tag him in this

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episode now. Robbie might not want that. Oh,

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hang on. I've insulted you by saying. Got a big

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fat one here. Lucky you. A lot of junk in the

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trunk, Robin. That's your thing. Badonk, badonk.

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Back it up. Oh, my God. Should we get back on

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course? I can't laugh about this anymore. My

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face is genuinely painful. I have to look at

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this paper to remind me what we've got coming

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up for the show. I don't know how it works. At

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some point, I'll get round to being able to record

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Likely Used Do's with Johnny Turnip. We'll try

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and play a bit of a game. We've got Ted in the

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box. Do you have a bibliotech? I have a sort

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of bibliotech. There is content for that section.

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We've sort of got stuff to put a show together

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here. Yeah, we've pretty much set up traditional

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Likely Used style. I'll see what I can do to

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put this together. I'm so sorry. It's me. Oh,

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the fucking shambles. Oh, dear. It's likely used

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news once again. Right. From Tim Butters in the

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Abergavenny Chronicle on Monday, the 2nd of September,

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2024. Abergavenny, man. claims out -of -body

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experience has left him questioning reality.

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An Abergavenny man has complained that after

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unexpectedly being subjected to an out -of -body

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experience at the Green Man Festival, he's not

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sure what's real and what's not anymore. Semi

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-professional paranormal investigator Johnny

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Turnip told The Chronicle, I'm no stranger to

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the weirder side of life. It's our role. But

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after meeting witch Jenny Benny at the Green

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Man Festival and having an astral projection

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where I spoke with a pagan god from ancient times,

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things have become a little tense. Turnip explained

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that after being sent free tickets to the event

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by an unknown admirer, he and his friends Big

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Tony and Puerto Rico Paul arrived at the festival

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site full of lager and keen to celebrate when

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they were accosted by a witch named Jenny Benny.

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We knew Jenny Benny was a witch as soon as we

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jumped off the shuttle bus. She had green skin,

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a crooked nose, and she dressed all in black.

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She even had one of those great big hats and

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broomsticks, like the one who wants to kill and

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eat Dorothy and the dog in The Wizard of Oz,

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said Turnip. Puerto Rico Paul got on the wrong

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side straight away when he smirked. Hello, hag.

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We're not looking to buy any of your gypsy charms

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or crystals today, so be a good little bride

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of Satan and jump on your broomstick and fly

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away. Like a lot of people who meet Paul for

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the first time, she just looked at him with contempt

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and waved one wart -covered hand in his face

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and crooned, The sky is wide, the ocean is deep,

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my empty -headed fool, it's time to sleep. Almost

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instantly, Paul fell to the ground like a sack

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of spuds and began snoring. To be honest, I've

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always been impressed by magic and a massive

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fan of David Blaine, so my first reaction was

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to clap furiously. However... Since reading the

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Roald Dahl book as a kid, Big Tony's always been

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wary of both witchcraft and people who wear wigs.

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He shouted, Oi, grubbags! Whatever you've done

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to Paul, you better put it right now! As Tony

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had come to the green man dressed as a hulk,

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his natural bulk and surly demeanour were even

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more threatening than usual. But this didn't

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faze the witch none. Once again, she waved her

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wart little fingers and hissed, The mountains

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are tall, the way is wide. Come, little mouse,

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it's time to run and hide. Big Tony embarrassed

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himself something rotten. We're running into

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the nearest tree, turning his back to us, covering

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his eyes with his hands, and repeating in a childlike

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voice, I'm not here, am I? I'm not here, am I,

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my dear? I'm not here. Turnip added, It was pretty

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appalling stuff, and not the way I'd envisaged

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our festival experience playing out. Careful

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not to upset the witch who was gazing at me with

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her curious and bloodshot alcoholic eyes, I asked.

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What be your name, witch, and what business have

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you with us? You then said in a sort of voice

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that slithered like a barrel full of rattlesnakes.

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My name is Jenny Benny. I am the good witch of

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the Southern Breeze, and the old gods have plucked

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you, Turnip, to save the world. Not again. I

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moaned involuntarily. I don't mind a bit of graft,

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but how many times in a lifetime was one man

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saved the world? You should ask my mate Tom Cruise.

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They saw things more up his street. I was hoping

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to come here, have a few beers, listen to a few

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bands, and avoid anything occult -like. What

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with hunting fairies, outwitting supernatural

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beasts, and resurrecting King Arthur. I need

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a break. It's been a busy year. Can't the old

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gods wait? Turnip explained. The witch just smiled

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at me like a cat before I tortured the bird some

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more and replied, There is no time, lowly vegetable

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of the earth. At sunset today, the old gods will

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drag you from your mortal frame and break every

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single limit of your imagination as they show

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you the universe as is and as will be. Feeling

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all cocky at being wanted and in demand? I shot

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back. My imagination's pretty big, woman. Turn

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up a bit, it. As soon as I said it, I was overcome

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with a wave of self -disgust. Except my sound's

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this jumped -up little wand -waver. I was flirting

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with her. Keen to show the sorceress she was

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punching way above her weight, and there was

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no way a household name like myself could become

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romantically interested in her, I bellowed. Bring

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on your old gods, bitch! The past is theirs,

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but the future is mine! Brilliant. And then getting

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really into the spirit of things, I roared, I

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am the resurrection and I am the light. And then

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I felt a bit simple when I realised I was just

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parroting a Stone Roses lyric. The subconscious

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works in strange ways, that's for sure. Turnip

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explained. After an embarrassed silence, the

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witch finally released Puerto Rico Paul and Big

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Tony from the bondage of a sorcery. And before

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disappearing back into the shadows, she simply

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pointed one gnarled finger at me and hissed.

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Reality will shake. Minds will break. Wonder

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low, wonder high. Follow the scream of the butterfly.

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Yeah, yeah, I said dismissively. I think the

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Bad Poets Society and the Doors Appreciation

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Club meet every evening by the urinals, I smirked

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while pointing in the direction of the foul -smelling

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toilets. Now do one, Hag. Charming man. Turnip

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at it. By this time, Big T and Persica Paul had

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come to their senses. Or at least, what passes

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for a normal state for those two. And we're all

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sticking our two fingers behind the witch's back

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and getting a bit leery. Well, now we've got

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the paranormal crap out the way, let's hit the

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bar and get wasted. I announced like a benevolent

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beer -swilling god, fresh from battle. Amen to

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that, said Paul. And as the three of us raced

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to the nearest tent to buy some overpriced ale,

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we tried to ignore that in its manic excitement

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to get tanked up and escape reality. Big Tony'd

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accidentally knocked a baby boomer in caftan

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and sandals over. For Christ's sake, T, said

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Paul as we settled our pints on the grassy bank

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a few minutes later. That poor guy. He must have

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been out being mowed down by Jonah Lomu at full

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pelt. He'll be all right, smirked T. He just

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won't be able to watch The Incredible Hulk again

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without having a panic attack. Roaring with mirth

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and knocking our plastic mugs together like conquering

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Vikings, it felt good to be alive, drunk and

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sitting with friends in the setting sun. Wasn't

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sure about the wailing coming from this stage,

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though. Still, kind of everything. As the sky

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slowly turned crimson red, I pondered the insanity

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of having to live a life governed by the warnings

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of witches, pagan gods, and friends who thought

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it was appropriate to come to a music festival

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dressed as the Hulk and Simon Le Bon. And, as

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I idly entertained the thought, the sun going

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down is simply an illusion of the earth spinning

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around. I felt the first twinges of a dehydration

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headache. But before I could ask Pertulika Paul

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if he had any codeine, my consciousness was ripped

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from my body and I was dragged to what I have

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since learned are the astral realms. To be continued.

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Doing tat first, then donate? Or donate first,

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then tat? You could probably see what one of

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them is because the box isn't fully closed. Oh,

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I thought that was what we were playing before

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you said anything. I would have still had to

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try and work it out. No, you told me to stop

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bringing games to your house because there were

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so many. So we'll do the donation first. See

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if you can guess what it is, all right? Oh, you're

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missing something. What? Oh, shit, yeah. God,

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there's me complaining at the start about not

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being allowed to do the jingle and I've fucking

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forgotten to do it. Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone

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in between, sing along. It's time for Tat in

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the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat

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in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat

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in the Box, Tat in the Box. I nearly clapped

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at the right time as well. You did really well

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then. I was impressed. I wasn't deliberately

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trying to put you off for a change. I could tell.

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I wasn't paying much attention anyway. So this

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is the donation item. I've had my eyes closed

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all this time as well, just for the record. It's

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on the table in front of you. Have a guess. Have

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a feel. What do you think it is? It's a Trivial

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Pursuit. Oh, fuck me. Your hands are so psychic.

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Do you know what version of Trivial Pursuit is?

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I didn't look that closely. I barely made it

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through the Trivial Pursuit sticking out of the

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box, I'll be honest. So this is the DVD version

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of Trivial Pursuit, which I picked up from a

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bunch of free games through Facebook ages ago.

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And I don't own a DVD player. I have no intentions

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of purchasing one. So as this is a game we are

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unlikely to play. Without the DVD section, I

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don't even know if you can play it as a standard

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Trivial Pursuit. I figured I'd donate it back

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to a charity shop of some verata. Is it like

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Atmosphere or something where all... No, no,

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you've got questions. There are question cards.

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I don't know. I don't know. I'm not even sure

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if it's even been played. Oh, it's not sealed.

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So it might have been. Not mintong. Probably

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not played with many times. TV trends, gossip,

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music, film, sports and games. Oh, yeah, it's

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only certain squares that have got DVDs. Oh,

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right. Oh, so we could potentially play it without

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the DVD. If you land in a wedge space, you're

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going for a scoring wedge. Instead of drawing

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a card from the box and reading the question,

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go to the DVD to select your question. Oh, I

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think you could probably not. Yeah, you could

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probably skip the DVD section altogether. I think

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just use that as a free choice of what one do

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you want to go for? Yeah. So this is the Horn

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Abbott International Parker version DVD TV games

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of Trivial Pursuit for two to 24 players. Flipping

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heck. Ages 15 to adult. Does that mean that you

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can't play beyond 21 because you've reached adult?

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1 ,800 questions on cards and 150 on DVD. You

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could probably definitely get away without doing

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the DVD section. Yeah, and there seems to be

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very limited questions on the DVDs as well. There's

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audio clips, video clips, matching puzzles, scrambled

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puzzles, and newspaper headlines to sort of reveal

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correct answers. You have to move the thing around.

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Oh, right, okay. Oh, I mean, we could have just

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a quick, like, pull the questions out. Can you

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answer the questions? Do you want to do that?

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You pick a question, I'll pick a question. There

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you go. I'll pick some of these cards here. Okay,

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I've got some in my hand. Would you like TV,

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trends, gossip, music, film, sports and games?

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Can I go for TV, please? You can go for TV. Which

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TV series went to boldly go where no one has

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gone before? Fucking hell. Star Trek. What does

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the card say? Sorry, I'm trying to get my cards

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the right way round. Funnily enough, the card

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says Star Trek. That's these questions way round.

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Those answer way round. I will go for film, please.

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Probably a bad idea. Oh, I don't know the answer

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to this one. Oh, shit. But it's a stupid question.

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Okay. And I'm kind of interested to find out.

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Okay. Which mad movie popularised the word babelicious?

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Babelicious? Babelicious, babelicious. Oh, really?

00:26:40.430 --> 00:26:43.470
The word mad in the title, that doesn't help

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at all. It's a spin -off. Babelicious, spin -off.

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Of an American TV series. Um... 1990s, if that

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helps. Doesn't, no. The word schwing also came

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from it. Schwing? That's not on the card. That's

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Bill and... No, Wayne's World? Yes. There we

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are. Got there in the end. Yeah, I forgot Babylicious.

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Thank you for the hint. What category would you

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like? Could we do two more each? I will try a...

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I'll try a film then. Okay. Which movie award

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celebrated its 70th birthday in 1998? The Academy

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Awards, the Oscars. The Oscar or Academy Award.

00:27:27.890 --> 00:27:29.730
Well done. Officially, I was wondering, would

00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:31.430
they be allowed to say the Oscars on the card?

00:27:31.490 --> 00:27:38.150
Yeah. All right. I'll go for music, please. With

00:27:38.150 --> 00:27:40.269
zero chance of me getting this correct. I think

00:27:40.269 --> 00:27:48.170
you might. What is Eminem's real name? Eminem

00:27:48.170 --> 00:27:52.509
is initials. Mike Mitchell. Marshall Mathers.

00:27:52.710 --> 00:27:56.630
Oh. The third. Oh, okay. All right, pick a subject.

00:27:57.650 --> 00:27:59.890
Well, just by looking at the question on mine

00:27:59.890 --> 00:28:04.950
for tea, I'll go for trends. Oh, okay. Which

00:28:04.950 --> 00:28:09.150
musical movie do male audience members traditionally

00:28:09.150 --> 00:28:12.890
wear stockings under suspenders for? You should

00:28:12.890 --> 00:28:14.849
know this. Oh, sorry, what was the question again?

00:28:14.990 --> 00:28:19.410
It is, which musical movie do male audience members

00:28:19.410 --> 00:28:21.369
traditionally wear... The Rocky Horror Picture

00:28:21.369 --> 00:28:23.230
Show. Yeah, correct. I'm not even going to look

00:28:23.230 --> 00:28:25.190
at the answers. I know you're correct. For some

00:28:25.190 --> 00:28:27.569
reason, my brain just blanked out the entire

00:28:27.569 --> 00:28:31.869
word musical movie. I got stockings and suspenders

00:28:31.869 --> 00:28:35.190
in your brain. What? Oh, no, it's not going to

00:28:35.190 --> 00:28:38.390
be panto. Hang on. Let me get the question again.

00:28:40.250 --> 00:28:43.089
Something just, some critical information just

00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:46.730
dropped out there. Oh, dear. I will try trends

00:28:46.730 --> 00:28:50.220
as well. What's popular kids' sweets? were given

00:28:50.220 --> 00:28:53.460
trainers and bum bags to boost their street cred

00:28:53.460 --> 00:28:59.220
in the 1990s. Trainers and bum bags. Sweets.

00:29:00.779 --> 00:29:03.740
Were they like a hard -boiled sweet or like a

00:29:03.740 --> 00:29:05.640
chocolate sweet or a squishy sweet? No, gummy,

00:29:05.660 --> 00:29:07.599
squishy. Which popular kids' sweets? Haribo?

00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:12.059
No, not a brand specific. It's a sort of general

00:29:12.059 --> 00:29:14.160
sweet that's been around for... Jelly babies.

00:29:14.259 --> 00:29:18.160
Yes. Hey! I used to live near the Bassett's factory

00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:21.519
in Hillsborough. It stank. I was going to say,

00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:23.619
did you have wafts coming off it occasionally?

00:29:23.859 --> 00:29:25.980
Yeah, every time the wind was in the right direction,

00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:28.140
all you could smell was licorice. It was disgusting.

00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:31.480
I think we did all right, though. Yeah. Should

00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:32.900
we have a round before you give it back to the

00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:36.099
shop? And we'll just skip any time a DVD one

00:29:36.099 --> 00:29:38.279
comes up. It can be dealer's choice of which

00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:39.980
category you want to choose. Sounds good to me.

00:29:40.220 --> 00:29:41.799
There we go. We'll have a quick go of Trivial

00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:46.069
Pursuits after. Marvellous. Thank you. You've

00:29:46.069 --> 00:29:47.690
got an idea of how we'll do from that already,

00:29:47.869 --> 00:29:50.890
mate. Yeah, badly, very, very. No, I thought

00:29:50.890 --> 00:29:53.269
we did all right. Very bad. Considering we're

00:29:53.269 --> 00:29:56.509
not very cool. I don't know about you. I think

00:29:56.509 --> 00:29:59.430
I'm exceedingly cool. My nephews would tell you

00:29:59.430 --> 00:30:05.650
how cool I am. That's how cool I am. I am. Do

00:30:05.650 --> 00:30:08.390
your nephews know Eminem's real name? That's

00:30:08.390 --> 00:30:12.009
a cool thing to know. I don't know. Okay, would

00:30:12.009 --> 00:30:15.269
you like to do Genuine Tat? Yes, please. Eyes

00:30:15.269 --> 00:30:17.190
closed, hands out. Eyes are closed, hands are

00:30:17.190 --> 00:30:24.009
out. Okie dokie. Picking a pokey. It's in between

00:30:24.009 --> 00:30:28.910
your hands. Oh, it's cylindrical. He's got his

00:30:28.910 --> 00:30:33.490
hands around it. A little lip there. It feels

00:30:33.490 --> 00:30:39.029
like a small thermos. Oh. I'm guessing. Oh, and

00:30:39.029 --> 00:30:41.680
the lid on through. It's maybe not be a branded

00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:44.819
thermos, but is a small flask of some kind. It

00:30:44.819 --> 00:30:48.079
is indeed a small flask of some kind. I can't

00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.519
guess the colour. I don't have the magic hands

00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:52.440
that you do. All right. Open your eyes. Tell

00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:54.259
everyone what it is. Oh, that's quite funky.

00:30:54.500 --> 00:30:58.539
It is, isn't it? It is a aquamarine or turquoise,

00:30:58.539 --> 00:31:03.769
teal, Crayola. in the shape of a crayon. Yes,

00:31:03.769 --> 00:31:06.950
it is. So the lid that comes off is the nib of

00:31:06.950 --> 00:31:09.150
the crayon. Yeah. That's pretty cool. It is.

00:31:09.170 --> 00:31:11.970
It's excellent, isn't it? So this cost me £1

00:31:11.970 --> 00:31:14.750
.50 from the British Heart Foundation. It was

00:31:14.750 --> 00:31:16.490
one of those things that I spotted out the corner

00:31:16.490 --> 00:31:18.009
of my eye on the way out of the shop and I was

00:31:18.009 --> 00:31:19.690
like, ooh, I've got to have that. That'll be

00:31:19.690 --> 00:31:22.210
great for tatting the box. So that came home

00:31:22.210 --> 00:31:24.910
with me. I think it's from Llanelli rather than

00:31:24.910 --> 00:31:27.150
Swansea because the Swansea British Heart Foundation

00:31:27.150 --> 00:31:31.000
isn't great for tat. It's like... two shelves

00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.680
and they're like bookshelves not much of a selection

00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:36.240
then no no they're definitely more clothes but

00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:41.400
this is a 2010 crayola every holder products

00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:47.000
limited based in anaheim it takes 340 milliliters

00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:49.799
in capacity uh so it's a tiny bit bigger than

00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:52.819
a can of coke uh not that i would suggest keeping

00:31:52.819 --> 00:31:54.640
fizzy drinks in it because they don't tend to

00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:58.960
do well in thermos type things This exact flask,

00:31:58.980 --> 00:32:01.279
the exact same flask is on eBay for a fiver.

00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:07.039
So I've done £3 .50 better. You can go to a website

00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.759
called Present and Correct. They have brand new

00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.319
repros and they are selling them for, have a

00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:21.519
guess. I'm guessing about £8 to £12. £35. What?

00:32:23.500 --> 00:32:27.039
No. £35. It is just plastic. There's no metal.

00:32:27.339 --> 00:32:29.339
It is just plastic. There's no metal. It's just,

00:32:29.380 --> 00:32:31.640
it's like a double -walled plastic thermos. It

00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:34.640
is nice, but it's not £35 nice. It is definitely

00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.910
not £35 nice. And the colours they've got. are

00:32:37.910 --> 00:32:40.349
not quite as nice as the sort of turquoisey one

00:32:40.349 --> 00:32:44.990
that I've got. I have not used it yet, but next

00:32:44.990 --> 00:32:47.369
time I do a road trip, I think I will. And it'll

00:32:47.369 --> 00:32:50.170
take hot and cold beverages. I'm interested to

00:32:50.170 --> 00:32:51.990
see how long it keeps things warm for with no

00:32:51.990 --> 00:32:54.710
metal. That's a good point. If it was about four

00:32:54.710 --> 00:32:57.430
times the size of this, like a colossal novelty

00:32:57.430 --> 00:33:02.329
item, then it may be £35. I don't know if it's

00:33:02.329 --> 00:33:05.420
microwavable. Hang on. I didn't quite get it

00:33:05.420 --> 00:33:06.960
in the light well enough to read too much on

00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:09.079
there. It's got the triangle -y arrow -y things

00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.180
with a 5pp. It doesn't say do not microwave.

00:33:12.259 --> 00:33:15.299
Oh, do not use in microwave. There we are. It

00:33:15.299 --> 00:33:20.299
is not microwavable, but it is. Recyclable. Recyclable

00:33:20.299 --> 00:33:23.920
in the long -term microplastics universe. There

00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:28.920
we are. One Crayola. Thermos. Okie doke. Your

00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:35.349
turn. My turn to have a feel. And maybe reveal

00:33:35.349 --> 00:33:42.069
with my psychic fingers what I... Did I already

00:33:42.069 --> 00:33:44.269
say feel? I think I already said feel. Bollocks.

00:33:44.450 --> 00:33:47.349
Okay. Eyes are closed, hands are out. I can't

00:33:47.349 --> 00:33:50.069
rhyme. Okay, so the first item is the donation

00:33:50.069 --> 00:33:55.650
item. Okay. Are my hands far enough apart? Oh,

00:33:55.650 --> 00:33:57.589
yeah, yeah. It's something I've had for quite

00:33:57.589 --> 00:34:01.069
a while. There you go. It's more clothing. Yeah.

00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.900
Is this actually a pair of jeans? Not jeans.

00:34:06.380 --> 00:34:11.699
Not jeans. The right end of the body. There's

00:34:11.699 --> 00:34:15.659
a waistline. Jesus fucking Christ. Now what are

00:34:15.659 --> 00:34:17.900
you getting rid of these? They're yowch. They're

00:34:17.900 --> 00:34:20.760
fucking yowch, mate. And far too long as well.

00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:25.960
Fucking yowch. Good pockets. That should give

00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:27.559
you an idea of the style of trousers from where

00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:29.679
you're feeling. Oh, they're work pants. They're

00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:33.050
like workman's, sexy workman's trousers. Not

00:34:33.050 --> 00:34:36.570
quite as expensive sounding, but less fashionable

00:34:36.570 --> 00:34:42.550
and from the 90s style. Lovely zip. Are they

00:34:42.550 --> 00:34:47.809
like combat style ones? Yeah. Nice. Cargo. They

00:34:47.809 --> 00:34:52.480
are proper cargo pants in khaki. I mean, they

00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.320
are nice colour and they're in good condition

00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:56.699
and very, very useful number of pockets, but

00:34:56.699 --> 00:34:58.940
they're just, I don't think I've ever been quite

00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:01.420
that wide to fit in them and certainly I've never

00:35:01.420 --> 00:35:04.760
been that tall enough to be in them. They're

00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:09.539
a 42 -32, so they're probably two inches, maybe

00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:12.460
two and a half inches too long and they're about

00:35:12.460 --> 00:35:16.579
four to six inches too wide. So, good donation

00:35:16.579 --> 00:35:20.739
item. And they're actually in really good unworn

00:35:20.739 --> 00:35:23.320
nick. Someone will have a really good pair of

00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:24.539
trousers out of these. I think I might have worn

00:35:24.539 --> 00:35:27.239
them once with a belt. and maybe roll the ends

00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.460
up because I needed a pair of trousers that were

00:35:30.460 --> 00:35:34.519
jeans. Love a turn -up. I've got at least three

00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:36.679
pairs of jeans with turn -ups. All of my dungarees

00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:38.820
have got turn -ups. Or it might have been late

00:35:38.820 --> 00:35:41.380
enough in the 2000s when you could still have

00:35:41.380 --> 00:35:44.340
sort of Timberland -y heels, and I was maybe

00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:45.960
tall enough to not. Oh, yeah, you've got your

00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:49.059
little cruiser -izes on the go. I think that's

00:35:49.059 --> 00:35:50.719
the one time I wore them out. You can see the

00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:53.199
remnants of where I sat in some gum. Oh, lovely.

00:35:53.460 --> 00:35:55.820
The one time I wore these trousers out and they've

00:35:55.820 --> 00:35:58.500
been washed and I've... Actually, they're so

00:35:58.500 --> 00:36:00.860
old enough that some's coming off now. Put the

00:36:00.860 --> 00:36:03.940
whole thing in the freezer. Very, very old. They're

00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:06.039
really good, Nick, though. They're really hardy,

00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:08.280
good quality fabric. Someone will have a great

00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:12.780
pair of trousers with those. OK, so the item

00:36:12.780 --> 00:36:16.519
I've got from a charity shop. OK, eyes are closed,

00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:21.219
hands are... Palm side up. I think those trousers

00:36:21.219 --> 00:36:24.699
were Christmas presents from maybe a decade or

00:36:24.699 --> 00:36:28.840
so ago. The item is between your hands. Close,

00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.559
close, close. Oh my God, it's so tiny. Oh, it's

00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:36.360
cold. Oh, this is your little silver cauldron.

00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.579
Yes. Oh, I like your little silver cauldron.

00:36:39.820 --> 00:36:45.199
It's been on the shelf for ages. 10p. That was

00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.920
from RSPCA Hleisnini in Llanelli. Nice. That

00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:53.500
storage box they've got of cassettes. Oh, the

00:36:53.500 --> 00:36:55.219
crap that they give away for nothing. Sources,

00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:58.699
any old literally odds and sods that can't be

00:36:58.699 --> 00:37:01.360
classified. Yeah, this bin of ten pence things.

00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:04.159
It was in there. I've no idea why I bought it

00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:06.480
because I've never had a use for it. Is this

00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:11.320
actually silver? Is it? Hang on a minute. Get

00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:17.199
the jeweller's loop out. It's either silver or

00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:25.039
EPNS. Let's have a quick look. I think this is...

00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:28.340
What does EPNS mean? EPNS, electroplated nickel

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:35.639
silver. I know nothing about... This is not EPNS.

00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:40.039
Did I get more than 10 pence worth of tat there?

00:37:40.179 --> 00:37:43.420
There's a lion there. I can't remember if the

00:37:43.420 --> 00:37:47.449
lion is London or not. I do actually have a jeweller's

00:37:47.449 --> 00:37:52.570
loop, just not on me. I was only joking. No,

00:37:52.590 --> 00:37:54.269
I've got one at home. I did not expect you to

00:37:54.269 --> 00:37:56.230
have a legitimate jeweller's loop. Yeah, yeah,

00:37:56.289 --> 00:37:58.449
yeah. I used to collect all sorts of crap from

00:37:58.449 --> 00:38:02.329
boot sales. I might have actually got something

00:38:02.329 --> 00:38:06.670
worth buying. Yeah, I don't think this is EPNS.

00:38:06.710 --> 00:38:10.929
There's four marks. None of them say EPNS. The

00:38:10.929 --> 00:38:13.860
first one I can't make out. The second one looks

00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:16.400
like a lion. The second one looks like a shield

00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:21.300
with pip or pid, or it's got three letters at

00:38:21.300 --> 00:38:24.179
the top. And the fourth one is like a square

00:38:24.179 --> 00:38:28.860
with sort of a little squiggly thing in it. That's

00:38:28.860 --> 00:38:31.119
fascinating. Do you want to hang on to it and

00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:34.500
do some research at home? Can I? Yeah, I'd be

00:38:34.500 --> 00:38:37.380
grateful of it. Thank you. Yeah. I'd like to

00:38:37.380 --> 00:38:40.119
know what... I won't give it much of a clean,

00:38:40.219 --> 00:38:41.940
but what I will do is I'll get a silver cloth

00:38:41.940 --> 00:38:45.679
just so I can try and get around. Yeah. Around

00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.940
the hallmark. Oh, thank you. But yeah, I don't

00:38:50.940 --> 00:38:54.039
think that's fake. You might actually have gotten

00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:56.360
yourself about 50 quids worth of silver for 10p

00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:59.739
based on its weight alone. No, that's never going

00:38:59.739 --> 00:39:01.920
to happen. I'll let you know. Holy crap. Watch

00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:04.179
this space, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone

00:39:04.179 --> 00:39:06.840
else in between. I might have done good for a

00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.900
change. You might. I mean, even if it's not silver,

00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:12.079
it's a lovely bit of tat. For 10p especially,

00:39:12.500 --> 00:39:15.079
it's a great little cauldron. But I genuinely

00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:17.320
think that might be silver. Oh, bloody hell.

00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:20.559
So we'll find out. I'll let you know if I'm wrong.

00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:22.960
I don't know if I can call it a tat in the box

00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:25.260
if it is. It's still tat at the moment. Treasure

00:39:25.260 --> 00:39:27.599
in the box. It might become treasure in the box.

00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.059
Might be going up in the world, dear listeners.

00:39:29.300 --> 00:39:31.119
You never know. That might be a deposit for your

00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:36.280
next car. Not unless it's like Hot Wheels. I

00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:38.699
can't be buying more. I can't be buying more.

00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:47.539
I have a problem. Would you like to play a game?

00:39:48.539 --> 00:39:52.139
We've got a trivial pursuit here. I'll pursue

00:39:52.139 --> 00:39:55.539
you in a trivial manner if you so please, good

00:39:55.539 --> 00:39:59.030
sir. So a quick cursory glance at the rules to

00:39:59.030 --> 00:40:01.309
refresh how exactly we play so we're not just...

00:40:01.309 --> 00:40:03.869
Yeah, just assuming that. Winging it. We're going

00:40:03.869 --> 00:40:07.829
to choose a wheel of cheese each. Yes. And start

00:40:07.829 --> 00:40:10.250
on that designated colour. And then work our

00:40:10.250 --> 00:40:12.269
way around the board answering a question based

00:40:12.269 --> 00:40:14.710
on the colour that we land on. And if we land

00:40:14.710 --> 00:40:17.610
on one of the DVD questions, whoever lands on

00:40:17.610 --> 00:40:20.530
that gets to choose the category. Okay. Would

00:40:20.530 --> 00:40:22.949
you like to choose a colour of cheese to start

00:40:22.949 --> 00:40:30.139
with? Blue, pink, yellow or green? Oh, he knows

00:40:30.139 --> 00:40:32.239
a bit of Welsh. He's a good boy. That was yellow,

00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:35.539
please. I'll have the glass one then. The boy

00:40:35.539 --> 00:40:38.960
has gone for blue. Which side of the board is

00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:42.500
the blue? Blue. I'll go with the green. It's

00:40:42.500 --> 00:40:45.980
closest to me. You go first. Your name's first

00:40:45.980 --> 00:40:49.260
in the alphabet. And you're the youngest. Five.

00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:54.280
Clockwise, isn't it? Yes. One, two, three, four,

00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:58.170
five. See -through. What does that mean? No question.

00:40:58.369 --> 00:41:00.150
Do we only get questions when we land on the

00:41:00.150 --> 00:41:01.849
colours? I think it's got a picture of a dice

00:41:01.849 --> 00:41:04.250
and I get to roll again. Oh, roll again. If we

00:41:04.250 --> 00:41:06.230
land on, look, Chester's rules, court rules,

00:41:06.369 --> 00:41:09.889
if we land on a clear one. One, two. Poiple.

00:41:10.130 --> 00:41:12.769
Question of my category of my choice then. No,

00:41:12.789 --> 00:41:15.489
you have to have the purple one, don't you? That's

00:41:15.489 --> 00:41:17.650
a DVD square. Oh, yeah, of your choice. Pick

00:41:17.650 --> 00:41:20.849
a category. TV. Yeah, I'm going to make it easy

00:41:20.849 --> 00:41:23.030
for myself. I'm going to go with TV. Okay. And

00:41:23.030 --> 00:41:27.039
watch me get this wrong. Oh, you won't. Which

00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:31.860
city is the setting for Frasier? Seattle. Correct.

00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:35.980
Oh, what colour do I get for it? You get a bleu.

00:41:35.980 --> 00:41:43.400
Oh. Pick it up. Bleu de Chanel. I have a slice

00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:49.659
of cheese. Un fromage. What do I get? Two. You

00:41:49.659 --> 00:41:51.360
get to roll again. I do get to roll again. I

00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.440
landed on a clear square. What do I get? Three.

00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:57.780
One, two, three. Pass me back the dice. I landed

00:41:57.780 --> 00:42:00.739
on another clear square. I actually need to get

00:42:00.739 --> 00:42:05.719
some questions. Three, please. Blue. Blue. I'll

00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:11.760
have a blue question then. TV. Which godforsaken

00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:18.300
island was the home of Father Ted? Oh, God. They're

00:42:18.300 --> 00:42:22.559
an island, aren't they? Yeah. An island in Ireland.

00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:24.659
I don't know the names of any islands in Ireland.

00:42:26.099 --> 00:42:30.579
A fictional. Yeah. I don't know. I can't recall.

00:42:32.860 --> 00:42:36.900
It's Craggy Island. Oh, fuck. My brain was going

00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:39.000
Coldy Island. I'm like, it's not Coldy Island.

00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:43.400
That's a real place. Your turn. Where's the dice?

00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:45.519
I can't see it. I know. It's a bloody see -through

00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:52.170
dice. That'll be a three. Pink. Pink. That would

00:42:52.170 --> 00:42:57.150
be trend. Here we go. No, we already went through

00:42:57.150 --> 00:43:01.090
that question in Tat in the Box. Was it Jelly

00:43:01.090 --> 00:43:04.130
Babies? No, it was... The only one I can remember.

00:43:04.650 --> 00:43:08.250
Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh. What tiny 1947

00:43:08.250 --> 00:43:14.230
invention led to pocket radio? A transistor?

00:43:14.610 --> 00:43:19.130
Correct. Give yourself a pink wedge. I've never

00:43:19.130 --> 00:43:21.349
ever won a game with Trivial Pursuit, by the

00:43:21.349 --> 00:43:28.010
way. I don't think I have either. Three. Yellow.

00:43:28.369 --> 00:43:32.750
Okay. See if I can get myself some cheese. Probably

00:43:32.750 --> 00:43:35.989
not. It's the general knowledge, isn't it? Gee.

00:43:36.269 --> 00:43:39.550
Okay. Is it? I don't know. I can't remember.

00:43:39.750 --> 00:43:44.510
Carry on. Games. I can't remember what it said

00:43:44.510 --> 00:43:49.260
on the box. Me neither. Gossip. Oh, good luck.

00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:54.420
Oh, shit. Who threw a ham into her neighbour's

00:43:54.420 --> 00:43:57.739
garden in a long -running docu -rocky -soap?

00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:05.820
Docu -rocky -soap? How old is this board game,

00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:09.320
and how old has Mrs Brown's Boys been going?

00:44:09.539 --> 00:44:13.679
Mrs Brown? It's 2000s, and the rock is more of

00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:19.159
a clue in that part. No idea. It's a family that

00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:23.260
was on TV in the 2000s. The Royals? Might as

00:44:23.260 --> 00:44:26.219
well. The Osbournes. Oh, right. Oh, there we

00:44:26.219 --> 00:44:30.019
are then. Sorry, Sharon. Your go, dear. It's

00:44:30.019 --> 00:44:33.980
there. The invisible dice. Looking for just floating

00:44:33.980 --> 00:44:39.260
spots. One, two, three, four, five, six. Reroll.

00:44:39.659 --> 00:44:44.159
Oh, shit. Put me back on yellow, please. Five.

00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:47.659
One, two, three, four, five. Dealer's choice.

00:44:48.260 --> 00:44:52.960
I'll go for gossip, I guess. G -g -g -g -g -gossip.

00:44:54.579 --> 00:44:58.739
What is the better known name of a Lady Hayden

00:44:58.739 --> 00:45:06.239
guest? Oh. I don't know about the Lady Pop, but

00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:10.300
just from the surname and the 2000s, was Joe

00:45:10.300 --> 00:45:16.380
Guest still relevant? Page three, girl. It's

00:45:16.380 --> 00:45:18.559
going to be wildly off. It'll be someone very

00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.159
wholesome and family friend like Joanna Lumley.

00:45:22.579 --> 00:45:28.000
Nearly. Jamie Lee Curtis. Oh. She dances well.

00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:29.519
I was thinking of British. I was thinking of

00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:33.000
British celebs. Oh. That was wildly, wildly off.

00:45:33.179 --> 00:45:36.719
Never mind. My turn. Of course. That's Christopher

00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:40.780
Guest. One, two, three, four, five, six. Blue,

00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:46.460
please. Oh, that was rubbish of me. Right, blue.

00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:52.360
TV. Which city puts up with all the shouting

00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:58.159
on the Jerry Springer show? Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,

00:45:58.300 --> 00:46:06.980
Jerry. Not going to say New York. I'm not going

00:46:06.980 --> 00:46:16.039
to say... Michigan. Oh, it's Chicago. Oh, never

00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:19.420
mind. I'm not very good at trail. I would have

00:46:19.420 --> 00:46:23.400
guessed LA. Five, please. One, two, three, four,

00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:29.420
five. Reroll. Two. Two, please. Dealer's choice.

00:46:31.059 --> 00:46:37.409
Whatever colour you need. Okay, a yellow question,

00:46:37.510 --> 00:46:39.730
please. Okay, so going back to gossip. Which

00:46:39.730 --> 00:46:42.909
pretender married a simple mind and had a baby

00:46:42.909 --> 00:46:48.369
by a kink? Jesse Hines? I don't know any other

00:46:48.369 --> 00:46:51.070
pretenders. Chrissy Hines. Chrissy Hines, goddammit.

00:46:52.170 --> 00:46:56.489
Two, roll again. What's that, a four or a six?

00:46:56.650 --> 00:47:00.050
Oh, sorry, a six. One, two, three, four, five,

00:47:00.130 --> 00:47:05.219
six. Green, please. Film. Uh -huh. who didn't

00:47:05.219 --> 00:47:07.960
discount for the Americas, but did direct Harry

00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:11.139
Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Christopher

00:47:11.139 --> 00:47:14.960
Columbus? Yay! Okay. I'm sad that I was able

00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:19.739
to just have that appear in my brain, because

00:47:19.739 --> 00:47:22.619
I can't stand anything from Harry Potter. What

00:47:22.619 --> 00:47:29.880
have you got? Two? Reroll. Five. Your choice.

00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:32.960
Can I go for green instead, then? Whatever that

00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:38.119
is. Film. What nationality is Jim Carrey? Canadian.

00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:43.699
Correct. Give yourself a green wedge. Three.

00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:53.699
One, two, three. Dealer's choice. I will go for

00:47:53.699 --> 00:47:59.880
purple, please. Music. Which Beatles collection

00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:03.860
was voted the top album of the millennium? In

00:48:03.860 --> 00:48:08.960
1999 TV poll. Fuck me. I know the answer. It's

00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:12.559
got a very famous cover. Is it the ones with

00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:15.340
them walking across the... No. Or is it... They're

00:48:15.340 --> 00:48:19.659
that famous cover. The red and yellow. I'm trying

00:48:19.659 --> 00:48:27.130
to... Many, many famous people in it. Sergeant

00:48:27.130 --> 00:48:29.630
Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. No, that wouldn't

00:48:29.630 --> 00:48:31.730
have helped. But thank you for trying. I'm trying

00:48:31.730 --> 00:48:34.449
to get you some pieces. I know. One more question

00:48:34.449 --> 00:48:42.429
each. Six. Can I have an orange question? L 'orange.

00:48:42.590 --> 00:48:48.210
Je vis de l 'orange. L 'orange is SG, which is

00:48:48.210 --> 00:48:51.010
sports and games. Oh, watch me get this right

00:48:51.010 --> 00:48:54.250
as well. How many years would elapse between

00:48:54.250 --> 00:48:57.889
the first and last if someone won gold medals

00:48:57.889 --> 00:49:06.550
in six consecutive Summer Olympics? Summer Olympics.

00:49:06.829 --> 00:49:16.730
Oh, hang on. How many? Six of them. 18? First

00:49:16.730 --> 00:49:20.150
and last if someone won gold medals in six consecutive

00:49:20.150 --> 00:49:23.630
Summer Olympics. So they're every four years,

00:49:23.710 --> 00:49:28.570
aren't they? It's 20 years. I'll do one more

00:49:28.570 --> 00:49:30.510
question and then we'll call it quits because

00:49:30.510 --> 00:49:35.469
you've won anyway. Is that two? Two. Reroll.

00:49:36.989 --> 00:49:43.670
Two. Purple, please. Purple. Purple. Music. Olux.

00:49:44.349 --> 00:49:48.690
You may get it. Fatboy Slim. No. Who had a hit

00:49:48.690 --> 00:49:52.039
with Tom's Diner? after it had been remixed by

00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:59.380
DNA? Buddy Holly. No idea. Suzanne Vega. Oh,

00:49:59.460 --> 00:50:09.199
well done, Suzanne Vega. Very, very of its time,

00:50:09.260 --> 00:50:14.260
Trivial Pursuit. And most of it from, you know...

00:50:14.260 --> 00:50:16.889
Turn of the Century. Would have been appropriate

00:50:16.889 --> 00:50:19.929
knowledge in our 20s, but I've been alive too

00:50:19.929 --> 00:50:22.690
many years since then to remember all of it.

00:50:22.869 --> 00:50:25.489
I'm very happy I've answered a couple right.

00:50:25.670 --> 00:50:28.710
I got one right. You got three right. I'm pretty

00:50:28.710 --> 00:50:34.230
sure that makes you the winner. Hooray! I pursued

00:50:34.230 --> 00:50:39.889
the trivialists to ruin it. I won all the cheese.

00:50:44.230 --> 00:50:48.039
Right then. I guess we have made it to Bibliotat.

00:50:48.659 --> 00:50:52.000
Made it this far. We have. You might not have,

00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:57.039
dear listener, but we have. I have brought a

00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:59.059
book of a sort. I picked it up when we were in

00:50:59.059 --> 00:51:00.920
a shop together not all that long ago because

00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:02.679
I was curious. It was like in a pile of like

00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:08.500
anime style graphic novels, mainly because it

00:51:08.500 --> 00:51:10.840
had a naked lady on the front of it. I was curious

00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:12.920
as to why there was a naked lady in a charity

00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:16.309
shop. Definitely get your attention. This cost

00:51:16.309 --> 00:51:22.710
me £1 .50. I think it was from Bernardo's in

00:51:22.710 --> 00:51:25.809
Schlafly, I'm tempted to say. Oh, they've got

00:51:25.809 --> 00:51:27.849
that cabinet next to the counter. Is that the

00:51:27.849 --> 00:51:30.909
one? I think so. Anyway, it is the Lunar Brothers

00:51:30.909 --> 00:51:37.750
Girls, Volume 1, Conception, £1 .50. I have to

00:51:37.750 --> 00:51:44.900
say that I didn't get very far before. I refuse

00:51:44.900 --> 00:51:48.599
to read any more. And I really hope that the

00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:51.760
initial impression that I've got from this is

00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:54.059
outweighed by the ending of the book that I have

00:51:54.059 --> 00:51:57.059
not read. So if anybody is familiar with Girls

00:51:57.059 --> 00:52:02.679
by the Luna Brothers, it's a sci -fi drama from

00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:09.119
imagecomics .com. Now, just describe what's on...

00:52:09.449 --> 00:52:12.070
We'll skip the opening page because that's the

00:52:12.070 --> 00:52:15.329
inside cover and the credits. So the first actual

00:52:15.329 --> 00:52:21.909
page is, please describe. It's a naked lady looking

00:52:21.909 --> 00:52:25.690
into rain, hair dangling down over covering her

00:52:25.690 --> 00:52:28.929
breasts. Please describe what's on page three.

00:52:31.469 --> 00:52:37.989
Looks like a depiction of sperm. Yes. Page four.

00:52:39.139 --> 00:52:41.480
Guy having a nice time. Yeah, it looks like there's

00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:44.320
a lady in a bra. She's laying in the bed. Smiley

00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:49.559
face. And top of the next page. Something being

00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.159
flushed down the toilet. I can't see that. It

00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.280
looks like the lady's a picture in a porn mag.

00:52:54.539 --> 00:52:57.199
He's at a wank and he's flushing a tissue down

00:52:57.199 --> 00:52:59.059
the toilet. Yes, he is having a little clean

00:52:59.059 --> 00:53:01.079
up after himself. And then it goes into like.

00:53:01.630 --> 00:53:03.809
dark and doomy weird stuff some girl walks into

00:53:03.809 --> 00:53:05.889
a shop and then has a weird conversation with

00:53:05.889 --> 00:53:08.090
him like oh are you flirting with me and he's

00:53:08.090 --> 00:53:09.690
like well i wasn't really trying to and she's

00:53:09.690 --> 00:53:11.730
like well you really shouldn't but i'm gonna

00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:14.769
be like a fucking cock tease anyway and i'm gonna

00:53:14.769 --> 00:53:17.909
leave and tell you you're a cunt um and then

00:53:17.909 --> 00:53:19.750
that carries on for a couple of pages he's got

00:53:19.750 --> 00:53:21.469
hold of a couple of cantaloupes and he's saying

00:53:21.469 --> 00:53:25.010
how ripe they feel blah blah blah blah blah blah

00:53:25.010 --> 00:53:29.420
and then he goes into the bar Gets himself into

00:53:29.420 --> 00:53:32.380
a bit of a fight because he's a womanizer, right?

00:53:32.500 --> 00:53:34.659
This fight continues until he gets kicked out

00:53:34.659 --> 00:53:37.420
of the bar. Boom, kicked out of the bar. Bearing

00:53:37.420 --> 00:53:39.400
in mind, at this point, there's probably about

00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:42.139
100 words in all of the slides, on all of the

00:53:42.139 --> 00:53:44.679
pages. So far, it's about 100 words, right? And

00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:47.239
it's a naked woman, a guy having a wank over

00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:50.159
a magazine, and some woman being a complete tosser

00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:52.800
to a guy in a shop who may or may not have been

00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:54.400
accidentally flirting with her and then got himself

00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:56.000
kicked out of a bar later on because he's a womanizer.

00:53:56.480 --> 00:53:59.219
He then ends up like driving off all pissed and

00:53:59.219 --> 00:54:01.900
pissed up. And then all of a sudden, like in

00:54:01.900 --> 00:54:03.920
a bit of a rage, finds naked woman in the road.

00:54:04.179 --> 00:54:06.579
Right. And you can see her boob in that one picture.

00:54:06.659 --> 00:54:10.659
Oh, yes. There is actual nipplage. So anyway,

00:54:10.820 --> 00:54:12.820
pissed up guy's like, oh, do you need some help?

00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:16.980
And she's like, no. What? And then pissed up

00:54:16.980 --> 00:54:18.920
guy eventually persuades naked woman to get into

00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:21.420
his car. And then as they drive off, two guys

00:54:21.420 --> 00:54:22.980
run out of the forest and they're disappointed

00:54:22.980 --> 00:54:25.639
because the naked lady got away. And one of the

00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:27.260
guys is running around with his dick hanging

00:54:27.260 --> 00:54:32.179
out. Right? Is it pixelated? You can't see it,

00:54:32.219 --> 00:54:35.480
but it is referenced. And that is as far as I

00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:38.739
got in the reading part. Where one bad guy says

00:54:38.739 --> 00:54:40.539
to the other bad guy, mate, put your fucking

00:54:40.539 --> 00:54:42.880
dick away. And what are we going to do? Generally

00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:44.980
good advice. What are we going to do? Because

00:54:44.980 --> 00:54:47.340
our rape victim has just been carried off to

00:54:47.340 --> 00:54:51.780
safety, right? And then there's like a whole

00:54:51.780 --> 00:54:57.199
fucking bunch of rapey shit. weird shit like

00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:59.320
didn't read it they're just pictures and like

00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:01.000
i don't know if he's dreaming and she's coming

00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:03.300
on to him or if she's actually coming on to him

00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:06.199
and eventually there's like more women and they

00:55:06.199 --> 00:55:08.440
all look the fucking same and what i'm hoping

00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:11.079
it is right look see They all just sort of, like,

00:55:11.099 --> 00:55:13.119
start turning up like weird aliens. Like, she

00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:15.900
kind of give birth to herself and, like, clone.

00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:18.280
It's weird. But there's a bunch of women and

00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:21.519
they're just, like, attacking everybody. So what

00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:23.219
I'm really hoping is that it's, like, some sort

00:55:23.219 --> 00:55:25.079
of, like, sweet revenge story where the women

00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:27.360
go, you've raped us, so now we're going to come

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:29.380
and cut all your cocks off. Like an army of one.

00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:31.340
Yeah, but I got to the bit with the cock hanging

00:55:31.340 --> 00:55:34.059
out and I thought, I'm really sorry. I can stop

00:55:34.059 --> 00:55:35.800
reading there. I'm really sorry, Mr. Luna Brothers,

00:55:35.980 --> 00:55:39.039
but you've... I've gone beyond the end of my

00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:41.760
tether. You've lost me there. Very much lost

00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:45.480
me to the point where this is also being re -donated.

00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:49.780
So I apologise that... Another one for the pile.

00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:53.679
I apologise that I have come with a really terrible,

00:55:53.860 --> 00:55:57.500
terrible choice of book, but I was so shocked

00:55:57.500 --> 00:56:00.199
by the first sort of third of it that I thought,

00:56:00.219 --> 00:56:03.460
I can't keep it, but I also need to share the

00:56:03.460 --> 00:56:06.480
trauma. If anyone can persuade that it's worth...

00:56:06.650 --> 00:56:09.030
Going back to or continuing or finding any other

00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:11.150
books in the series or any alternative works

00:56:11.150 --> 00:56:14.090
by Lunar Brothers. Yeah. Please advise us one

00:56:14.090 --> 00:56:16.449
way or the other. Absolutely. At lightlyused

00:56:16.449 --> 00:56:19.110
.co .uk. And if you're a fan of the Lunar Brothers

00:56:19.110 --> 00:56:21.829
and you've been after Girls Volume 1 Conception,

00:56:21.829 --> 00:56:24.530
drop us an email and I will send it to you with

00:56:24.530 --> 00:56:28.269
a middle finger. How's that? No, minus the middle

00:56:28.269 --> 00:56:30.150
finger. But no, genuinely, if anybody wants it,

00:56:30.170 --> 00:56:31.809
you're welcome to it. But it is going in the

00:56:31.809 --> 00:56:36.320
donation pile. Yeah. Deservedly so. I can understand

00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:39.320
why. Yeah. Sorry about that. I'm not compelled

00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:43.440
to skip to the end either. Sorry. It's the worst,

00:56:43.460 --> 00:56:45.800
most depressing bibliotech ever, but I was just

00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:48.800
so shocked by it. I needed to share the trauma.

00:56:48.960 --> 00:56:50.579
It's the only thing that makes it right. I'm

00:56:50.579 --> 00:56:57.320
sorry. Jesus. I'm sorry. Adam's reading the blurb.

00:56:57.320 --> 00:56:59.800
Yeah, just to get into the blurb. I don't think

00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:02.119
you're... Going to be missing too much. You don't

00:57:02.119 --> 00:57:04.119
think I'm misinterpreting? The guide sounds quite

00:57:04.119 --> 00:57:06.380
incelly. Oh, dear. This is just in the back of

00:57:06.380 --> 00:57:09.519
the book. Talk about selective editing. Very.

00:57:09.699 --> 00:57:13.340
From IGN. Surprising. Intriguing. That's two

00:57:13.340 --> 00:57:15.920
words and also it's got ellipses between them.

00:57:15.940 --> 00:57:17.139
There's a lot. So I'm pretty sure there's...

00:57:17.139 --> 00:57:19.179
Dot, dot, dot. Surprising is a separate quote

00:57:19.179 --> 00:57:22.159
from intriguing. I don't know if those were in

00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:25.860
one description. Yeah. Anyway, read us the blurb,

00:57:25.860 --> 00:57:28.440
love. Ethan Daniels is a small -town bachelor

00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:31.860
who suffers from one infallible truth. Dealing

00:57:31.860 --> 00:57:34.440
with the opposite sex can be complicated. Oh,

00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:37.699
God. Jesus. It does sound really incel -y. One

00:57:37.699 --> 00:57:39.480
night, he bumps into a beautiful and mysterious

00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:42.059
woman who will change his life and maybe even

00:57:42.059 --> 00:57:45.199
the world. I was expecting it to be sort of like

00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:49.159
your standard anime naked chick. You know, big

00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:52.920
boobs, fun, bit of tongue in cheek, nothing to

00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:56.300
the extent of non -consensual activities of any

00:57:56.300 --> 00:57:59.539
kind. It's not the escapism you're after. No,

00:57:59.539 --> 00:58:02.300
it's definitely not a Battle Angel, Alita book,

00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:13.239
that's for sure. We made it. Let me just check.

00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:15.980
Yes, I did. Spectacles, testicles, wallet and

00:58:15.980 --> 00:58:19.710
watch. No, no, just my everything else. I don't

00:58:19.710 --> 00:58:22.469
care about that. Yes, it is a new watch. The

00:58:22.469 --> 00:58:24.230
watch is there. It is a nice watch. I love the

00:58:24.230 --> 00:58:26.429
Casio. Not usually a watch wearer, but I thought

00:58:26.429 --> 00:58:28.670
I'd treat myself in the new year. Yeah. See how

00:58:28.670 --> 00:58:31.449
long it takes before I forget to wear it. That's

00:58:31.449 --> 00:58:33.710
why I'm not a watch wearer. I'll wait for a couple

00:58:33.710 --> 00:58:35.510
of weeks. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a watch wearer.

00:58:35.530 --> 00:58:37.769
I'm a watch wearer. I'll forget to put it on.

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Then years of not being a watch wearer. And that's

00:58:41.170 --> 00:58:43.070
what I'm used to. So I thought I'll treat myself

00:58:43.070 --> 00:58:46.139
to something. As slim as possible. Yeah, it's

00:58:46.139 --> 00:58:47.039
lovely. So it's not in the way of not getting

00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:50.340
knocked on shit. Thank you very, very much for

00:58:50.340 --> 00:58:52.300
listening once again. Thanks for being with us.

00:58:53.059 --> 00:58:54.579
Photographs of everything we've talked about

00:58:54.579 --> 00:58:56.559
and links to everything we've talked about are

00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:58.519
going to be on the blog. You can find that at

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lightlyused .co .uk. I was going to leave a space

00:59:05.099 --> 00:59:07.340
in case you had anything to talk about. I'm so

00:59:07.340 --> 00:59:11.429
sorry. I'm sat here. running my feet around in

00:59:11.429 --> 00:59:15.230
circles underneath the table just like my brain's

00:59:15.230 --> 00:59:23.130
going every week i just dominate the outro let's

00:59:23.130 --> 00:59:25.210
get the show over with so i can press pause and

00:59:25.210 --> 00:59:28.469
sit down yeah um i mean i don't have a great

00:59:28.469 --> 00:59:31.989
deal to say Thanks for sticking around. Thanks

00:59:31.989 --> 00:59:35.269
for being a listener. We would really appreciate

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Good Pods. We do have a Twitter. It's not very

00:59:49.250 --> 00:59:51.550
active, though. I just tend to repost other people's

00:59:51.550 --> 00:59:54.500
things. And there's a Discord channel for Studio

00:59:54.500 --> 00:59:56.760
Channel 84. Yeah, we've joined on theirs instead

00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:58.900
of ours, which we didn't really do anything with.

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:01.019
I sort of abandoned our... I'm not very good

01:00:01.019 --> 01:00:03.099
at keeping up with social media. I'm just not

01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:06.199
on the internet much in that regard. I'll go

01:00:06.199 --> 01:00:08.280
on there for YouTube and... It's probably for

01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:10.420
the best. That's about it. You're missing out.

01:00:10.730 --> 01:00:12.530
typing on the internet other than my blog. Yeah,

01:00:12.650 --> 01:00:16.050
you're missing out on so much AI shit by not

01:00:16.050 --> 01:00:18.650
being on social media. But anyway, you'll find

01:00:18.650 --> 01:00:22.170
us everywhere like a nasty rash. We appreciate

01:00:22.170 --> 01:00:24.630
you. We love you. If you've got any words of

01:00:24.630 --> 01:00:28.789
wisdom or anything else, feel free to share them.

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pod .lightlyused .co .uk Or if that series of

01:00:32.090 --> 01:00:34.789
anime books is worth going back to. might do

01:00:34.789 --> 01:00:36.730
a bit of research into the lunar brothers see

01:00:36.730 --> 01:00:38.349
what other sorts of stuff they brought out just

01:00:38.349 --> 01:00:40.309
not on my work laptop hopefully everything's

01:00:40.309 --> 01:00:43.389
not quite as heavy subject matter yeah sorry

01:00:43.389 --> 01:00:45.769
about that that was a real bummer of a bibliotape

01:00:45.769 --> 01:00:50.690
but you all survived or skipped either way thank

01:00:50.690 --> 01:00:52.590
you if you're not here you haven't survived and

01:00:52.590 --> 01:00:53.989
you're not hearing this but anyway that's true

01:00:53.989 --> 01:00:59.429
fuck you Very much. Oh, no, that's the wrong

01:00:59.429 --> 01:01:01.969
thing. Yeah, yeah, no, wrong one. Not my catchphrase

01:01:01.969 --> 01:01:06.630
at all. We're a part of the Studio Channel 84

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the internet at channel84 .co .uk. I'm going

01:01:34.250 --> 01:01:36.010
to stop talking now. Goodbye. We're off to a

01:01:36.010 --> 01:01:42.590
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01:02:07.219 --> 01:02:09.159
You're totally fine. You can keep all this in

01:02:09.159 --> 01:02:10.239
there. I wouldn't be offended if I suddenly got

01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:16.039
an idiot. I'm so turned off. It's like it's regurgitated

01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:19.199
itself. Quick, quick. Let's both watch Robin.

01:02:22.489 --> 01:02:25.289
I took a sip of my drink then and I laughed into

01:02:25.289 --> 01:02:27.809
my glass enough to feel the liquid coming back

01:02:27.809 --> 01:02:40.309
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