WEBVTT 00:00:01.669 --> 00:00:12.810 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. Hello 00:00:12.810 --> 00:00:17.969 and welcome to the first episode of Lightly Spooked 00:00:17.969 --> 00:00:20.890 with Karen and Adam. No, only joking. Welcome 00:00:20.890 --> 00:00:23.829 to episode 31 of Lightly Used with me, Karen. 00:00:24.129 --> 00:00:27.190 Hello, I'm Adam. And that is definitely Adam. 00:00:27.589 --> 00:00:30.969 We've been on a little bit of a break. from recording. 00:00:31.929 --> 00:00:35.429 I've been busy. What have you been doing? No, 00:00:35.509 --> 00:00:38.049 you've actually done stuff. I still haven't got 00:00:38.049 --> 00:00:39.810 round to doing the stuff I took the time off 00:00:39.810 --> 00:00:42.250 for because I've been busy doing just general 00:00:42.250 --> 00:00:45.710 faffing. I'm looking after my cat. Still haven't 00:00:45.710 --> 00:00:48.229 had time to do what I wanted to do. No, go on. 00:00:48.570 --> 00:00:51.630 You've been gunting. I have been gunting. Yes. 00:00:52.049 --> 00:00:58.070 The ghost hunt. Now, I have wanted to go on a 00:00:58.070 --> 00:01:03.520 proper ghost hunt. I had such an amazing time. 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:06.040 We have to call it Paul and Senya's Gunt officially. 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:10.120 We do have to call it Paul and Senya's Gunt slash 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:13.340 Ghost Hunt. No, not just any old Gunt. You are 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:16.920 quite correct. It was brilliant. So I travelled 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:21.840 from Swansea via the train. On Friday morning, 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:25.579 got to Hitchin Friday afternoon in time to tour 00:01:25.579 --> 00:01:28.019 around the town to look at how many charity shops 00:01:28.019 --> 00:01:29.980 they've got, but not actually to go in them because 00:01:29.980 --> 00:01:31.519 they were closed by that point, unfortunately. 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:36.340 Hitchin is a really lovely little town. I think 00:01:36.340 --> 00:01:40.340 it is a hidden gem for tat hunting. And I know 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:44.560 that Cliff will agree with me because... He, 00:01:44.620 --> 00:01:46.879 I think, said pretty much the same thing on social 00:01:46.879 --> 00:01:48.840 media after he'd got home. He's like, who knew? 00:01:49.219 --> 00:01:52.400 So if you're into... The Amazing Cliff. The Amazing 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:54.859 Cliff. Off of YouTube. Yes, off of... And the 00:01:54.859 --> 00:01:56.900 Twitch as well. I think he's more the Twitch 00:01:56.900 --> 00:01:59.200 than the Tube. Oh, I'm not cool enough to know 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:01.780 that. Yeah, I don't really do Twitch either. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.620 You're aware of it, at least. Yeah. Yeah, true. 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:08.830 I think... Is it to do with gaming? I don't know 00:02:08.830 --> 00:02:10.710 if that might have been why it was originally 00:02:10.710 --> 00:02:14.949 set up. But then it sort of became like a YouTube 00:02:14.949 --> 00:02:19.069 live sort of space. I think it works similar 00:02:19.069 --> 00:02:21.610 to that. And you can go back and watch stuff. 00:02:21.949 --> 00:02:25.050 Anyway, Hitchin, great little town. Loved it. 00:02:25.689 --> 00:02:28.069 Met up with everyone for drinks Saturday afternoon. 00:02:28.210 --> 00:02:31.509 There were about 25 of us in the end. None of 00:02:31.509 --> 00:02:33.389 us were drunk. We were under strict instructions 00:02:33.389 --> 00:02:36.090 to not be under the influence of anything because 00:02:36.090 --> 00:02:39.990 obviously we were being part of the filming of, 00:02:40.090 --> 00:02:43.849 you know, we were guests on the film set, basically. 00:02:44.310 --> 00:02:47.349 Went to the Museum of Schools, Hitchin, is where 00:02:47.349 --> 00:02:51.590 we did the ghost hunt. Paul and Sanya Rose, the 00:02:51.590 --> 00:02:54.289 wonderful, wonderful creatives that they are, 00:02:54.389 --> 00:02:58.150 set it all up. And some people who support them 00:02:58.150 --> 00:03:01.389 on Patreon were invited to go along. And we all 00:03:01.389 --> 00:03:03.889 did our own little ghost hunt as well as some 00:03:03.889 --> 00:03:05.750 of us being casually involved in theirs on and 00:03:05.750 --> 00:03:09.909 off camera. Really, really good fun. I have not 00:03:09.909 --> 00:03:14.030 laughed like that in quite a while. I mean, I 00:03:14.030 --> 00:03:15.849 know everyone hears me laugh all the time and 00:03:15.849 --> 00:03:18.469 I really have fun doing this podcast and that 00:03:18.469 --> 00:03:21.530 genuinely gives me joy. But I have an entire 00:03:21.530 --> 00:03:26.909 weekend rammed with pure joy, end to end, non 00:03:26.909 --> 00:03:30.199 -stop. It was just brilliant. Excellent. Yeah, 00:03:30.300 --> 00:03:33.740 I feel really special. Paul Rose, Mr. Biffo, 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:36.860 knew my name, which I was not expecting. And 00:03:36.860 --> 00:03:40.580 I was genuinely shocked by, but hugely appreciated. 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:44.039 And he, in fairness, knew everybody's names that 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:45.740 were there, whether he'd met them in person before 00:03:45.740 --> 00:03:48.780 or not. As did Sanya, I think. Good effort. Yeah, 00:03:48.780 --> 00:03:52.759 really good effort. And they're so lovely. They're 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:55.280 such nice people. You know, they were knackered. 00:03:55.300 --> 00:03:57.900 They'd been through. the ringer that week and 00:03:57.900 --> 00:04:01.580 it was a late filming but they were marvellous 00:04:01.580 --> 00:04:04.460 hosts I really enjoyed it I feel really grateful 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:07.780 to have been I didn't personally catch any ghosts 00:04:07.780 --> 00:04:11.439 the jam jar didn't work I don't think so however 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:15.659 what I will say is that potentially one of the 00:04:15.659 --> 00:04:19.579 jam jars went home with Leighton so if he has 00:04:19.579 --> 00:04:23.360 any freaky stuff happen at home I can't be held 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.019 responsible because I did give him a warning 00:04:26.780 --> 00:04:30.600 he chose he didn't yeah no i didn't screw it 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:32.319 away in his belongings or anything like that 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:37.500 no i offered him the jar um and he took it in 00:04:37.500 --> 00:04:39.220 full knowledge of the fact that he'd been in 00:04:39.220 --> 00:04:42.579 a haunted environment all night um haven't heard 00:04:42.579 --> 00:04:44.319 that he's got a poltergeist or anything so i 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:47.040 assume the jar was unsuccessful you did some 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:50.160 recordings when you were there i did we've run 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:53.410 through the spectrogram we have No really spooky 00:04:53.410 --> 00:04:57.290 things that we could see, though there was a 00:04:57.290 --> 00:04:59.790 weird whistling sound in some bits, but we think 00:04:59.790 --> 00:05:01.790 it might have just been a bit of feedback from 00:05:01.790 --> 00:05:05.069 the handheld microphone or how it was being handled. 00:05:05.189 --> 00:05:08.209 Yeah, just my lack of professionalism and being 00:05:08.209 --> 00:05:10.750 able to hold on to a piece of equipment and not 00:05:10.750 --> 00:05:13.329 faff with it whilst using it at the same time. 00:05:13.470 --> 00:05:15.589 I should just put them down on a solid surface. 00:05:16.069 --> 00:05:18.250 We've got your recording here if you want. Note 00:05:18.250 --> 00:05:23.279 for future self. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Okay, this 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:32.180 is Karen's solo session in the World War II bunker 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:36.279 area. I'm here on my own, obviously, because 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:39.879 I said it was a solo session. Do you have a glow 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:42.899 stick with me? And I will admit that I've got 00:05:42.899 --> 00:05:47.300 my... It's like a rave glow stick. the foot and 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:49.139 the handle of yeah like one of the correct ones 00:05:49.139 --> 00:05:52.160 and you shake it yeah useful amount of light 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:57.579 only enough for it to be useful to identify where 00:05:57.579 --> 00:06:03.040 it is is that under the archway i would say the 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:08.459 ceiling is easily twice as high as this room 00:06:08.459 --> 00:06:12.620 and the floor space is probably double as well 00:06:12.620 --> 00:06:15.810 quite a big room a few people down there There's 00:06:15.810 --> 00:06:18.649 two silver things on the top. Those are microphones. 00:06:19.370 --> 00:06:21.470 But you might not actually know what one of those 00:06:21.470 --> 00:06:25.569 is contemporaneously because you might not have 00:06:25.569 --> 00:06:28.569 had microphones about when you were actually 00:06:28.569 --> 00:06:34.709 alive. Fair question. Fair point to me. And I 00:06:34.709 --> 00:06:37.149 got to use the word contemporaneously at like 00:06:37.149 --> 00:06:39.250 one o 'clock in the morning as if my brain was 00:06:39.250 --> 00:06:42.670 working that well. I've come here with a group 00:06:42.670 --> 00:06:46.449 of friends tonight, as you will have seen. Would 00:06:46.449 --> 00:06:54.089 you like to tell me your name? Deathly silence. 00:06:55.410 --> 00:06:57.629 I wasn't going to spoil it for listeners by talking. 00:07:00.529 --> 00:07:17.930 Were you perhaps a pupil at this school? Or maybe 00:07:17.930 --> 00:07:31.069 you were staff? Did you have a favourite activity 00:07:31.069 --> 00:07:34.610 that you liked to do when you were at school, 00:07:34.910 --> 00:07:37.649 whether you came here as a student or whether 00:07:37.649 --> 00:07:51.540 you were a teacher here? Have you ever been through 00:07:51.540 --> 00:07:54.660 the tunnel under the stairs to get to the main 00:07:54.660 --> 00:07:58.279 schoolhouse? We can't actually get through there 00:07:58.279 --> 00:08:11.139 at the moment because it's blocked. Is there 00:08:11.139 --> 00:08:13.699 anything that you would like to tell me about 00:08:13.699 --> 00:08:22.899 yourself that you would like to share? Was there 00:08:22.899 --> 00:08:25.040 any sort of spooky experiences there? Was there 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:27.500 any sort of temperature changes or anything like 00:08:27.500 --> 00:08:32.080 that? Just heard some noises from outside then. 00:08:32.179 --> 00:08:36.019 It sounded like someone going, I will make a 00:08:36.019 --> 00:08:38.340 comment on that. If this did pick it up, that's 00:08:38.340 --> 00:08:40.340 not paranormal. That is other members of the 00:08:40.340 --> 00:08:42.740 group. They're in different areas. Everyone's 00:08:42.740 --> 00:08:45.220 doing kind of solo missions at the moment. I 00:08:45.220 --> 00:08:47.240 didn't really have any personal experiences. 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:50.440 Apart from one small comment. Did you come down 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:53.120 here when it was an active air raid shelter? 00:08:53.659 --> 00:08:55.879 I did appreciate your self -debunking. That was 00:08:55.879 --> 00:09:06.700 good science. If you did come here when it was 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:10.059 being used as an air raid shelter, how many people 00:09:10.059 --> 00:09:12.899 used to have to stay in here until it was safe 00:09:12.899 --> 00:09:17.179 to come back out again? I sound really patronising 00:09:17.179 --> 00:09:20.039 talking to ghosts. Are you? You're essentially 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:21.940 in a room talking to yourself, so you're going 00:09:21.940 --> 00:09:28.000 to be aware of that. Definitely. Excuse me. You're 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:32.220 very polite to the potential ghosts. Just to 00:09:32.220 --> 00:09:36.080 be on the safe side. Did you know when you were 00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:39.460 at school, when you were alive at school... Something 00:09:39.460 --> 00:09:42.159 just tickled my ankle then. That's the most haunted 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:43.519 thing that happened to me. Did you know when 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:45.809 you were at school as a student... That your 00:09:45.809 --> 00:09:48.830 school was built on top of what we think was 00:09:48.830 --> 00:09:53.169 a plague pit graveyard? Kids are called ankle 00:09:53.169 --> 00:09:56.409 biters. Didn't feel like a bite. Definitely felt 00:09:56.409 --> 00:09:59.230 like a tickle. Could have been a spider. Did 00:09:59.230 --> 00:10:02.070 you ever think that the school was possibly haunted 00:10:02.070 --> 00:10:05.690 when you were here as a student? Or as a teacher? 00:10:11.690 --> 00:10:14.389 Well, thank you very much for talking to me. 00:10:14.860 --> 00:10:19.240 or trying to speak to me, if you have. I can't, 00:10:19.299 --> 00:10:22.179 I didn't hear anything with my own ears, but 00:10:22.179 --> 00:10:24.879 hopefully if you have said anything, this little 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:30.899 machine in my hand will let me know. So, thank 00:10:30.899 --> 00:10:33.639 you very much, and I think someone else will 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:36.299 be down here to see you in a little while. Okay, 00:10:36.419 --> 00:10:40.570 thank you. Very polite to the ghosts. Well, I'm 00:10:40.570 --> 00:10:42.710 not going to walk into someone's house, shit 00:10:42.710 --> 00:10:45.990 on their doorstep, rile up their kid, and then, 00:10:46.029 --> 00:10:51.230 like, be like, come on then, I'm not in it for 00:10:51.230 --> 00:10:52.789 any of that nonsense. Are you afraid they'll 00:10:52.789 --> 00:10:57.960 follow you home, or...? No comment. Just winding 00:10:57.960 --> 00:10:59.539 up the ghost, there's more chance it'll be a 00:10:59.539 --> 00:11:02.559 spooking or a haunting. Also, they're stuck there. 00:11:02.620 --> 00:11:05.019 Well, who ever comes visiting next? Very true. 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:06.980 They'll be angry with them. I mean, in fairness, 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:09.419 Cliff the Amazing, brackets, close brackets, 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:15.559 he did receive quite a bit of, like, activity, 00:11:15.580 --> 00:11:19.799 I guess, or interaction on some of his, like, 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:23.620 little group sessions that he was doing. They 00:11:23.620 --> 00:11:26.879 had like, not REM pods, EMF meters going off. 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:29.320 They had a spirit box, which is a fast sweeping 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:33.379 radio. It sweeps through AM, FM frequencies really 00:11:33.379 --> 00:11:35.840 quickly. It doesn't settle on any stations. So 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:40.100 it just provides like a white noise for, in inverted 00:11:40.100 --> 00:11:43.940 commas, spirits to use. So you'll just hear random 00:11:43.940 --> 00:11:48.399 snippets of different stations. Yeah, so as it 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:51.559 sweeps past stations, it'll pick up like... parts 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:54.559 of words, bits of music, but it never settles 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:57.960 on it for like more than, I don't know, half 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:01.139 a second, probably even less to be honest. I 00:12:01.139 --> 00:12:03.320 think everybody had a really good time. Leighton 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:05.740 got scared towards the end of the night, which 00:12:05.740 --> 00:12:11.039 is very funny. A doll decided to adjust its seating 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:15.220 position within his... ear shot slash eye shot 00:12:15.220 --> 00:12:17.940 in the dark whilst he was panning his camera 00:12:17.940 --> 00:12:20.019 around the room so we've we've all had a good 00:12:20.019 --> 00:12:22.620 giggle at his expense so if you sort of imagine 00:12:22.620 --> 00:12:26.419 one arm was 90 degree bent hand upwards and the 00:12:26.419 --> 00:12:29.419 other arm was behind the back dropped down to 00:12:29.419 --> 00:12:32.039 the doll's side i think the whole arm was quite 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:35.799 a loud creak it was quite a like a thunk and 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.500 leighton did a spinning a fuck um and that's 00:12:39.500 --> 00:12:41.779 on the end of the video that's on youtube on 00:12:41.779 --> 00:12:44.360 the paul and sanya channel we'll be putting a 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:46.259 link to their video on the channel on the on 00:12:46.259 --> 00:12:50.100 the blog lightlyused .co .uk and thank you very 00:12:50.100 --> 00:12:53.000 very much for uh being very kind to all the guests 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:55.440 that came along yes they will be said nice things 00:12:55.899 --> 00:12:58.019 the people that we've been aware of. We have 00:12:58.019 --> 00:13:01.360 been continuing to say nice things about one 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:04.659 another all this week via WhatsApp. It's been 00:13:04.659 --> 00:13:10.100 lovely. Thank you very much for the shout out 00:13:10.100 --> 00:13:13.139 slash promotion in the description of the video 00:13:13.139 --> 00:13:16.220 of the ghost hunt. From Paul and Sanya. It's 00:13:16.220 --> 00:13:19.320 really kind of you. On -screen credit. Yes, my 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:27.299 on -screen credit. Lower third. It was like my 00:13:27.299 --> 00:13:29.159 three seconds of fame. And do you know what? 00:13:29.340 --> 00:13:31.500 All of us have said this week, none of us like 00:13:31.500 --> 00:13:34.259 seeing our own selves on camera. So the fact 00:13:34.259 --> 00:13:36.659 that it was quite a short clip was sort of a 00:13:36.659 --> 00:13:39.700 relief for me. I've not felt the drama of it 00:13:39.700 --> 00:13:42.379 as much as other people have. But yeah, so much 00:13:42.379 --> 00:13:44.870 fun. I've wanted to do a ghost hunt for a really 00:13:44.870 --> 00:13:47.529 long time. I got to do a really cool ghost hunt 00:13:47.529 --> 00:13:50.490 with really cool people in a really cool place. 00:13:50.909 --> 00:13:53.590 And it was just fucking brilliant. So thank you. 00:13:54.450 --> 00:13:58.169 A terrible bibliothete from episode 29. This 00:13:58.169 --> 00:14:00.230 has been a little bit of a while coming. Charlie 00:14:00.230 --> 00:14:03.730 Croker. Oh, no. He has got a bunch more books. 00:14:03.929 --> 00:14:05.950 Has he really? Yeah, I found out when I was doing 00:14:05.950 --> 00:14:09.669 the blog for the episode. They're all profession 00:14:09.669 --> 00:14:15.230 joke book. So sort of vets, doctors, lawyers, 00:14:15.590 --> 00:14:18.250 nurses, plumber, electricians, roofer, bus driver. 00:14:18.470 --> 00:14:21.809 Oh, I see. There's more. A lot of them have the 00:14:21.809 --> 00:14:24.490 same clipart character holding something over 00:14:24.490 --> 00:14:27.049 the shoulder. Right. Or maybe they've inverted 00:14:27.049 --> 00:14:28.570 it so it looks like he's holding it on the other 00:14:28.570 --> 00:14:32.470 shoulder. Yeah. It's the laziest, shittiest series 00:14:32.470 --> 00:14:36.450 of books. Sadly. It's the same jokes on every 00:14:36.450 --> 00:14:39.509 page, just with the profession changed. I did 00:14:39.509 --> 00:14:41.250 not even read a sample page of them. Doctor, 00:14:41.269 --> 00:14:44.190 doctor, dentist, dentist, nurse, nurse, vet, 00:14:44.250 --> 00:14:50.269 vet. It would not surprise me. Even if their 00:14:50.269 --> 00:14:53.509 jokes don't work for the profession. Yeah. Looking 00:14:53.509 --> 00:14:56.029 down in the mouth. No, no, that's a dentist fucking 00:14:56.029 --> 00:15:00.149 joke. That's a window cleaner. Oh, sorry, I've 00:15:00.149 --> 00:15:02.470 just noticed I'm moving around in front of me. 00:15:02.529 --> 00:15:04.269 I've still got shitloads of Hot Wheels. Yeah, 00:15:04.309 --> 00:15:07.009 you have. The reason for it was we went to Poundland. 00:15:07.330 --> 00:15:10.289 They were in a huge mess in Aldi. They were, 00:15:10.289 --> 00:15:13.529 yeah. We got ones that we wanted. Yes. I found 00:15:13.529 --> 00:15:16.330 out why they're in such a mess. Oh. There are 00:15:16.330 --> 00:15:20.360 Treasure Hunt. and super treasure hunt hot wheels 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:23.039 so i'm really really behind the curve this is 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.799 nothing new at all okay anyone who actually collects 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:29.059 cars has any passing interest i guess in hot 00:15:29.059 --> 00:15:31.559 wheels what you're finding out about this now 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:37.059 2025 yes yes i am i was this years old There's 00:15:37.059 --> 00:15:39.600 a limited number of them every year in the series. 00:15:39.700 --> 00:15:41.980 They'll have really, really nice paintwork and 00:15:41.980 --> 00:15:43.940 there'll be a bit of extra detailing, some extra 00:15:43.940 --> 00:15:45.919 chrome or you'll have the nice wheels and stuff 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:47.940 in there. Those are the ones to look out for. 00:15:47.980 --> 00:15:50.799 There's, I think, a little flame logo somewhere 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.080 in the packaging. Oh, right. For the Treasure 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:55.500 Hunt and also a little flame on there. And I 00:15:55.500 --> 00:15:57.159 can't remember what the Super Treasure Hunt one 00:15:57.159 --> 00:15:59.940 is, but yeah, there are little extra motifs and 00:15:59.940 --> 00:16:02.779 graphics. That's cool. On the box and on the 00:16:02.779 --> 00:16:05.059 vehicle. Oh yeah, I did not know about that thing 00:16:05.059 --> 00:16:08.200 either. We've all learned a thing. I'm going 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:10.399 to have to look for some now. I know, yeah. Just 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.720 to see. Oh, I found one. Do we know anyone that 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:16.759 works in Poundland or Aldi? Mattel? Oh, sorry. 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:20.759 Or Mattel. Yeah, even better. Send us a box if 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:24.139 you can. We have a rummage. And so any ones that 00:16:24.139 --> 00:16:26.360 we don't, we'll happily give away to listeners. 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:28.460 Yeah. We'll work out some sort of competition. 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:31.139 Yeah, we'll donate them. Something, yeah. Yeah. 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:34.419 We'll set up a Patreon just for that. Also, whilst 00:16:34.419 --> 00:16:37.399 we've been away, what I've been watching, Tom 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.519 has already done Land Before Prime for Superman. 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:46.000 I saw it about a week or so ago. On the whole, 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:47.679 I enjoyed it. I'm not going to do a full review 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:51.480 of it. But my only criticisms, too much of the 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:55.600 dog and too many jokes. Worth a watch. Five bags 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:59.700 of popcorn. Fair enough. Out of how many? Five. 00:16:59.700 --> 00:17:02.220 Oh, okay. Yeah, five is the most. Right. Just 00:17:02.220 --> 00:17:04.240 checking. In case it was a weird scoring system, 00:17:04.339 --> 00:17:07.380 like two to six or something. Who would do something 00:17:07.380 --> 00:17:10.619 like that? I have no idea. Why would anyone complicate 00:17:10.619 --> 00:17:11.960 their lives that much? It's five bags of popcorn, 00:17:12.099 --> 00:17:14.380 and then you can add extra little things, like... 00:17:14.380 --> 00:17:16.359 Plus a kernel. An extra five bags of popcorn, 00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:19.680 or... It's not my scoring system, I'm just adopting 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:21.019 it. Five bags of popcorn and a can of Pepsi Max. 00:17:21.059 --> 00:17:23.960 I'm just ripping off one cinnamon. Also, Alien 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:27.859 Earth. I'm mostly enjoying that. Some interesting 00:17:27.859 --> 00:17:30.019 premises brought up, some pretty good performances, 00:17:30.180 --> 00:17:33.259 some new creatures, and you could tell straight 00:17:33.259 --> 00:17:35.680 away, oh, that's their favourite. And sure enough, 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:38.140 as the show's gone on, that's their favourite 00:17:38.140 --> 00:17:41.140 little monster thing they've made. Yeah, it's 00:17:41.140 --> 00:17:43.660 super fucking obvious. They've definitely had 00:17:43.660 --> 00:17:46.640 their favourite from the start. Is there any 00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:49.500 practical effects? What are they like? Thoughts? 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:54.960 So far, I think all the monsters have been completely 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.759 CG, or maybe there's been some, pulling some 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:00.799 obstacles out the way in -camera effects. Rendering, 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:03.640 yeah. But I don't think there's been anyone in 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:05.279 a rubber suit or anything yet, or I don't think 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:09.339 anything's actually been puppeted too much. Lament, 00:18:09.460 --> 00:18:12.279 CG. Or, if they have, I think they've gone over 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:15.140 it with CG, so I think most of it is digital. 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:17.920 Fair enough. But, yeah, it's too early in the 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:21.119 show for me to decide if there's too many new 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:23.420 aliens and if they should have just stuck with 00:18:23.420 --> 00:18:27.410 a xenomorph. I do not care for the... kind of 00:18:27.410 --> 00:18:31.069 theme song it's got oh really is it a bit like 00:18:31.069 --> 00:18:34.410 when star trek did all those great theme tunes 00:18:34.410 --> 00:18:37.769 and then star trek enterprise came out and it 00:18:37.769 --> 00:18:42.829 went it's been a long road oh no it's just some 00:18:42.829 --> 00:18:44.609 sort of instrumental sounds and then there's 00:18:44.609 --> 00:18:46.809 a weird synth stab and whispering that comes 00:18:46.809 --> 00:18:52.430 in oh yeah i for me it doesn't fit but five bags 00:18:52.430 --> 00:18:57.559 are the bags full Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:01.779 yeah. Full of new aliens. I won't spoil which 00:19:01.779 --> 00:19:06.019 ones. I nearly did. Timothy Olyphant is great 00:19:06.019 --> 00:19:09.880 in it, though. Oh, well, that's good. No, no, 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:11.539 I was going to say something, but I might spoil 00:19:11.539 --> 00:19:15.519 it. For me or for other people? Anyone who's 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:17.240 kind of interested but hasn't watched it. I was 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:18.700 going to say, because if it's just for me, I'll 00:19:18.700 --> 00:19:21.299 forget. But if you think it'll bother other people, 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:25.230 then don't say it. I don't want to spoil it. 00:19:26.569 --> 00:19:29.289 Anything else? Caught up on Strange New Worlds? 00:19:29.950 --> 00:19:33.109 Oh, yes, we did. We've got one episode left, 00:19:33.190 --> 00:19:36.549 I think, in the entire... in the season. Okay. 00:19:36.690 --> 00:19:40.190 So we've watched one through nine. Yeah, so we 00:19:40.190 --> 00:19:43.789 just went for ten. End of episode nine. I'm not 00:19:43.789 --> 00:19:48.089 going to say what happened. I said that was going 00:19:48.089 --> 00:19:51.269 to happen as a joke and it absolutely did. And 00:19:51.269 --> 00:19:57.559 I nearly... Flew off the sofa in disbelief. That's 00:19:57.559 --> 00:20:00.779 all I will say. They shouldn't have done that. 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:05.559 That's so stupid. Oh, my God. So I'm interested 00:20:05.559 --> 00:20:11.400 to see where that will go. Inevitably go somewhere, 00:20:11.539 --> 00:20:13.680 because most people who are aware of the Star 00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:19.829 Trek universe know of the original series. Maybe 00:20:19.829 --> 00:20:22.069 it won't be a shock what happens next season. 00:20:22.250 --> 00:20:28.170 Oh, was that the mysterious person that appeared 00:20:28.170 --> 00:20:29.910 at the end? Is that from the original series? 00:20:31.269 --> 00:20:34.029 Don't know about the shiny person. No, no, me 00:20:34.029 --> 00:20:39.069 neither. Made me think of the Time Walker people 00:20:39.069 --> 00:20:43.210 that Will Wheaton goes off with. It wasn't one 00:20:43.210 --> 00:20:45.130 of those. No, it wasn't one of those, but it 00:20:45.130 --> 00:20:48.640 made me think of the first guy in... Next Generation 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:50.200 because of the colour of the skin. I did joke 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:52.819 it was Will Whedon. I know you did. I know you 00:20:52.819 --> 00:20:55.759 did. And I thought the same myself. I was disappointed 00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:00.039 it wasn't. Yeah. So I will say that is the most 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:03.099 engaged I've been with this season of Strange 00:21:03.099 --> 00:21:06.319 New Worlds. And I'm really sad it's taken nine 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:09.440 episodes for me to feel invested in it. I've 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:14.220 watched it happily, but now I'm like, what? Oh. 00:21:14.599 --> 00:21:16.920 And some very interesting developments with Captain 00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:19.720 Pike's hair. I know TJ will be very interested 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:23.160 to hear that. Yes, I'm intrigued to know Rob 00:21:23.160 --> 00:21:26.299 and TJ's opinion on the change of hairdo. We 00:21:26.299 --> 00:21:28.799 think that the current hair is a three -step 00:21:28.799 --> 00:21:32.599 process. Minimum. A bit like, we're looking at 00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:34.880 it from the view of how Trump's hair works, literally 00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:38.240 the weave. Brush this section this way. We've 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:39.740 seen it from a couple of angles in this series, 00:21:39.759 --> 00:21:46.400 but then later episodes... jd from scrubs i'm 00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:49.000 gonna leave it at that if you've seen that episode 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:56.579 of happy oh dear me love a bit of uh cultural 00:21:56.579 --> 00:21:59.599 humor that places everyone in a specific time 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:04.130 play time period the noughties That's where my 00:22:04.130 --> 00:22:06.930 point of pop culture kind of stopped. Yeah, 90s 00:22:06.930 --> 00:22:10.230 and noughties. Anything like after, like, LaDette 00:22:10.230 --> 00:22:18.150 humour is where my sense of culture ends. I didn't 00:22:18.150 --> 00:22:20.150 mature past LaDette stage, I don't think. That 00:22:20.150 --> 00:22:22.130 would be about late 90s then. Yeah, something 00:22:22.130 --> 00:22:25.809 like that. That would be... How big a figure 00:22:25.809 --> 00:22:30.849 was Zoe Balty and Sarah Cox if it's LaDette culture? 00:22:31.130 --> 00:22:35.640 Yeah, pretty big. girly show no channel you did 00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:38.779 did watch the girly show on channel four i don't 00:22:38.779 --> 00:22:42.000 think so it was around tfi friday so i didn't 00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:46.339 watch any of the t i did i know oh you missed 00:22:46.339 --> 00:22:49.980 out i don't think it stood the test of time at 00:22:49.980 --> 00:22:52.759 all do you know what i'll tell tell you a little 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:54.759 secret now as to why i never watched any of the 00:22:54.759 --> 00:22:57.650 cool tv when i was a teenager you're out Doing 00:22:57.650 --> 00:23:00.349 cool things. It's because my older sister was 00:23:00.349 --> 00:23:03.029 really into them and everything else that was 00:23:03.029 --> 00:23:06.230 really cool. And I was very determined not to 00:23:06.230 --> 00:23:10.309 be my big sister. So in an effort to not be my 00:23:10.309 --> 00:23:13.630 big sister, I avoided all the cool shit and became 00:23:13.630 --> 00:23:16.930 like a gothy, greeby, grungy kid that no one 00:23:16.930 --> 00:23:18.690 understood. Doing your own thing. That's cool 00:23:18.690 --> 00:23:21.670 in its own right. Yeah. I refused to follow suit. 00:23:21.990 --> 00:23:25.809 I am not a shepherd, nor am I a sheep. I am just 00:23:25.809 --> 00:23:27.789 someone that watches from afar and decides which 00:23:27.789 --> 00:23:29.990 way they want to go in their own time. You know 00:23:29.990 --> 00:23:32.950 what we might do? We might take a break for a 00:23:32.950 --> 00:23:35.190 little bit. I'm going to see if we can find an 00:23:35.190 --> 00:23:37.430 episode of The Girly Show. And then come back 00:23:37.430 --> 00:23:40.329 and comment on it. Yeah. Karen reacts to The 00:23:40.329 --> 00:23:44.250 Girly Show. Yeah. Coming up. Because that would 00:23:44.250 --> 00:23:49.109 have been the 90s. 95, I think. I'd have been 00:23:49.109 --> 00:23:57.720 in Telford. 95, 2005. Depressing. Yes, I know. 00:23:57.819 --> 00:24:00.119 Isn't it funny when you realise how old you are? 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:03.000 I was going to talk anyway about getting old. 00:24:04.180 --> 00:24:08.059 Surprise. As a warning to anyone in their 20s 00:24:08.059 --> 00:24:11.759 now, you will have additional hair around your 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:16.140 ears, coming out your nose, and weird places 00:24:16.140 --> 00:24:17.559 in your ears that you're not going to expect. 00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:20.480 Potentially one right in the middle of your... 00:24:21.609 --> 00:24:23.869 Your eyebrows. Your monobrow will come in. You 00:24:23.869 --> 00:24:26.029 have to tend that. Your eyebrows will become 00:24:26.029 --> 00:24:28.750 unbelievably bushy. I've got to sort these out 00:24:28.750 --> 00:24:30.750 as well at some point. They're not that bad at 00:24:30.750 --> 00:24:33.829 the moment. I know, but I've got to keep an eye 00:24:33.829 --> 00:24:39.230 on them. Your hair will go grey in the most unexpected 00:24:39.230 --> 00:24:41.430 pattern. You won't know where it will start. 00:24:41.609 --> 00:24:43.490 It could be the pubes. It could be somewhere 00:24:43.490 --> 00:24:46.009 on your chest. There's absolutely no reason for 00:24:46.009 --> 00:24:47.710 it. It could be somewhere on your beard and it 00:24:47.710 --> 00:24:50.779 won't be symmetrical. Trust me on this. It won't 00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:53.380 be. That's my main gripe. I'm happy for it to 00:24:53.380 --> 00:24:56.799 go, Grape. You look like a twat now. Do it evenly. 00:24:57.900 --> 00:25:00.039 Jackson's the same. Do me the courtesy. Jackson's 00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:02.200 the same. One of his chops is slightly more silver 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:04.440 than the other and it really bugs him. Yeah. 00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:09.380 Yeah. And same for being a woman. You find like 00:25:09.380 --> 00:25:13.339 two inch long hairs. randomly that you never 00:25:13.339 --> 00:25:15.339 knew were there i found one growing out of my 00:25:15.339 --> 00:25:18.160 ear the other day and not like the inside of 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:21.839 my ear the outside of my ear how is that root 00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:24.099 that deep and without me noticing i don't know 00:25:24.099 --> 00:25:25.920 how that should be growing out the other side 00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:29.380 long right how praising you know they come out 00:25:29.380 --> 00:25:32.079 of your chin if you haven't already suffered 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:36.359 with that again you go gray in weird ways Grey 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:40.420 hair is a very different texture to standard 00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:45.099 hair. And also for a woman, when you hit perimenopause, 00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:48.740 your hair can change texture again. So if you've 00:25:48.740 --> 00:25:51.259 already started going grey and you've gotten 00:25:51.259 --> 00:25:53.740 used to the new wave in the hair or whatever, 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:57.299 once those hormones start changing, your hair 00:25:57.299 --> 00:26:00.059 will grow in an entirely different way. Does 00:26:00.059 --> 00:26:02.400 that dye differently as well then? I think it 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:05.819 does, yeah. Naturally grey hair, because it's 00:26:05.819 --> 00:26:08.839 coarser, holds colour for longer. Oh, that's 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.940 a benefit. I recommend using purple shampoo if 00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:14.660 you've got blonde or natural highlight slash 00:26:14.660 --> 00:26:18.579 grey hair and you want to accentuate those. That'll 00:26:18.579 --> 00:26:22.940 counteract any yellow balancing. What else? Your 00:26:22.940 --> 00:26:26.440 fingernails get a bit thicker sometimes or a 00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:29.779 bit thinner. Your elbows tend to go really dry. 00:26:30.509 --> 00:26:32.609 Oh, yeah, I forgot that as well. Yeah, I need 00:26:32.609 --> 00:26:34.269 to moisturise my elbows. I meant to do it this 00:26:34.269 --> 00:26:36.170 afternoon. I forgot. Oh, also, yeah, for in the 00:26:36.170 --> 00:26:40.930 20s, moisturise. Yes. I wish somebody had told 00:26:40.930 --> 00:26:43.529 me that. I wish somebody had told me that. Also, 00:26:43.529 --> 00:26:47.210 don't smoke. Don't smoke. Do moisturise. It's 00:26:47.210 --> 00:26:49.789 not big or clever. You're never too young to 00:26:49.789 --> 00:26:51.069 moisturise. It does kind of look cool, though. 00:26:51.250 --> 00:26:56.490 And a good retinol serum will be excellent overnight 00:26:56.490 --> 00:27:01.660 healing. for anyone who still gets skin breakouts 00:27:01.660 --> 00:27:04.960 as they get older oh hey kids extra aches and 00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:06.700 pains you've got to look out for as well fuck 00:27:06.700 --> 00:27:10.279 me yeah you wake up at 40 years old it doesn't 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.839 matter what part of you you move another part 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.299 will object oh and several times you'll wake 00:27:15.299 --> 00:27:20.420 up yeah even in your 40s Say goodbye to one pee 00:27:20.420 --> 00:27:22.799 and you're done before bed. Yeah, I remember 00:27:22.799 --> 00:27:26.480 when I could sleep for like 12 hours straight 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:28.859 and not be woken up by bladder requirements. 00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.319 I haven't even had children, so I can't put it 00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:35.200 down to a pelvic floor issue. Me neither. Yeah, 00:27:35.339 --> 00:27:37.460 I know. Sorry about that. Well, no, I'm not sorry 00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:42.980 about that. so yeah get ready to have an empty 00:27:42.980 --> 00:27:45.359 pint glass next to your bed just don't leave 00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:48.240 it on your bedside cabinet and mistake it for 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.539 a glass of water waking up every morning i've 00:27:51.539 --> 00:27:54.039 got a bad neck no matter how i've gone to sleep 00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:56.420 somehow i've woken up with a bad neck both sides 00:27:56.420 --> 00:27:59.740 somehow actually in fact this morning both shoulders 00:27:59.740 --> 00:28:01.859 almost have got a bad neck and shoulder when 00:28:01.859 --> 00:28:04.460 i'd gone on the other side and then exactly the 00:28:04.460 --> 00:28:06.839 same so both sides fucked up in the morning and 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:10.799 it's lasted all day Oh, yeah, I've had a bad 00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:13.799 side for a couple of years. Yeah, energy levels 00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:18.299 plummet. Yeah. You know, just you don't, although 00:28:18.299 --> 00:28:22.059 good things about turning 40, you don't give 00:28:22.059 --> 00:28:25.079 as much of a fuck. That is true. You really, 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:29.339 really don't. And I have no idea what it is that 00:28:29.339 --> 00:28:33.140 switches chemically in you. So, you know, the 00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:37.460 not giving a fuck is really good. One thing you 00:28:37.460 --> 00:28:40.650 say not giving a fuck. I kind of do because it's 00:28:40.650 --> 00:28:44.269 just a bit embarrassing. You get to do the dad 00:28:44.269 --> 00:28:48.089 poo smell. I guess not you personally. Oh, right. 00:28:48.210 --> 00:28:51.829 But blokes, you'll know what I mean. Or if anyone's 00:28:51.829 --> 00:28:53.549 gone into the toilet after your dad is a kid 00:28:53.549 --> 00:28:56.109 and go, oh, that fucking stinks. Dads have a 00:28:56.109 --> 00:28:58.230 certain smell about them. That will happen to 00:28:58.230 --> 00:29:01.130 you. I don't know what is something with your 00:29:01.130 --> 00:29:03.569 metabolism, I guess, but usually it's one of 00:29:03.569 --> 00:29:05.190 those things you don't notice your own leavings 00:29:05.190 --> 00:29:07.109 or you can tolerate your own smell. Your own 00:29:07.109 --> 00:29:13.769 leavings. Are you still posh? I have done such 00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:18.150 a stinky shit, I've remarked that. Open windows, 00:29:18.309 --> 00:29:22.970 spray it. I've reached the dead shit smell. There 00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:25.109 goes the poshness then. I'm counteracting it 00:29:25.109 --> 00:29:31.569 now. I've disgusted myself with the stank. Brilliant. 00:29:31.950 --> 00:29:34.650 That was funny. And it'll happen to you too. 00:29:34.930 --> 00:29:42.299 Yay! Also, as a bloke, as a non -religious fella, 00:29:42.460 --> 00:29:46.319 I'm a foreskin owner -operator. Of intactness, 00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:52.700 yes. That will, at random, change shape. It'll 00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:54.980 stick different ways, it'll be a different length 00:29:54.980 --> 00:29:58.920 sometimes. So, good luck peeing. It's honestly, 00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:03.579 it is a crapshoot. Literally, sit down. How you're 00:30:03.579 --> 00:30:07.059 used to it coming out. It's like using a funnel, 00:30:07.180 --> 00:30:09.660 but every now and again someone will be either 00:30:09.660 --> 00:30:12.380 dremeling it or they'll snap an end off a different 00:30:12.380 --> 00:30:14.200 way so it's got a jaggedy bit or something like 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:16.900 that. But it's shaped differently every time. 00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.880 Sometimes it'll count in two different directions 00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:23.619 at once. It'll seem to take a right angle in 00:30:23.619 --> 00:30:27.720 mid -air. It can go sideways up, down, towards 00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.180 you. I've pissed on my own leg somehow. It's 00:30:30.180 --> 00:30:34.880 gone away from me and back. I do not know. I 00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:38.059 literally imagined it coming up and arching back 00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:42.940 towards you, knocking down your leg. Even at 00:30:42.940 --> 00:30:46.220 a wide stance to kind of, oh, I'm prepared. I 00:30:46.220 --> 00:30:48.500 don't know which way. I will try and counteract 00:30:48.500 --> 00:30:52.640 this. No, don't know. It's like scrolling through 00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.579 one of those random settings on the hose pipe 00:30:54.579 --> 00:30:58.660 with the different nozzles. Cone, spray, fan, 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:03.539 jet. Who knows? What you need. Circumcision? 00:31:03.779 --> 00:31:07.480 No. Oh. Well, I mean, it could be arranged. You 00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:09.160 could have a... No, I'm happy with just washing 00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:13.920 it. I'm good. What you could do... I quite enjoy 00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:18.599 it. ...is invent a heewee. So, you know a sheewee? 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.940 Are you aware of the thing called a sheewee? 00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:22.400 Yeah, for concerts and stuff. So a sheewee is 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:25.460 a funnel that a lady puts against her bits and 00:31:25.460 --> 00:31:27.640 bobs when she's out camping. Now he's being posh. 00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:35.319 And it urinates out of... One's extension onto 00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:40.400 a bush of some variety. You could create like 00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:45.839 a soft silicon funnel that goes over the end 00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:49.259 of the penis. That sounds like misusing a flesh 00:31:49.259 --> 00:31:52.440 slice. And it's just got like a little tube on 00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:56.779 the end so that when you pee, it automatically 00:31:56.779 --> 00:32:01.500 just goes out of the little tube funnel. And 00:32:01.500 --> 00:32:03.359 then at the end of the day, you take it off, 00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:05.180 you stick it in the microwave to wash it, and 00:32:05.180 --> 00:32:07.299 then put it back on in the morning. Stick it 00:32:07.299 --> 00:32:09.460 in the microwave to wash it? Yeah. Obviously, 00:32:09.539 --> 00:32:13.099 you scrub it, but to sterilize it, you stick 00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:15.500 it in the microwave. I did not know that. Yeah, 00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:18.200 that's what ladies do with their moon cups. You 00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:20.839 know what a moon cup is? Yeah. Okay. The clue's 00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:22.480 the name, monthly. It's basically just what I 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:24.779 described, but with a hole in the bottom of the 00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:29.289 stem. And instead of catching things and holding 00:32:29.289 --> 00:32:32.769 them in place, it allows it to flow freely as 00:32:32.769 --> 00:32:37.470 one requires. I think I'll just sit down. Yeah, 00:32:37.569 --> 00:32:39.970 fair enough. But yeah, that's something for you 00:32:39.970 --> 00:32:42.190 to look out for, guys. Patent pending. Enjoy. 00:32:42.529 --> 00:32:46.410 Oh, fuck off. It's going to steal that. Oh, shit. 00:32:46.910 --> 00:32:49.269 Oh, we can't say anything in this bloody show. 00:32:49.750 --> 00:32:52.549 Bollocks. But moving on, because we've done quite 00:32:52.549 --> 00:32:54.990 a bit already on the show. Yeah, considering 00:32:54.990 --> 00:32:57.450 this was like unprepared, brief, let's chat shit 00:32:57.450 --> 00:33:00.190 for half an hour. I'm just going to skip straight 00:33:00.190 --> 00:33:02.609 to a bit of bibliotek based on something that 00:33:02.609 --> 00:33:07.289 you've told me. Now, my book for bibliotek, something 00:33:07.289 --> 00:33:11.470 you've reminded me of, explaining the she -wee 00:33:11.470 --> 00:33:15.470 and the he -wee. Oh, right, okay. Wagstaff, the 00:33:15.470 --> 00:33:18.869 wind -up boy. By Jan Needle. This is a book my 00:33:18.869 --> 00:33:22.269 nana bought me as a kid. Right. I was probably 00:33:22.269 --> 00:33:25.369 maybe just a couple of years maybe too young 00:33:25.369 --> 00:33:27.529 for its intended audience. Oh, okay. I think 00:33:27.529 --> 00:33:31.210 it's maybe aimed at maybe 13 to 15 year old. 00:33:31.269 --> 00:33:36.109 I was maybe 9 or 10. Okay. The back of the book. 00:33:37.170 --> 00:33:40.609 This is the story of a boy called Wagstaff. A 00:33:40.609 --> 00:33:44.329 scruffy boy. A dirty boy. An idle little swine. 00:33:44.470 --> 00:33:48.099 He's awful. So awful, in fact, that one day his 00:33:48.099 --> 00:33:50.019 mother and father run away from home. Fuck, your 00:33:50.019 --> 00:33:53.599 nan loved you. Wagstaff, being normal, decides 00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:56.920 to have a lot of fun. Unfortunately, one of his 00:33:56.920 --> 00:33:58.940 first games is on the hard shoulder of the motorway 00:33:58.940 --> 00:34:02.059 from Hull to Liverpool. In a few seconds, he's 00:34:02.059 --> 00:34:05.740 met the accident. Wagstaff isn't normal anymore. 00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:09.079 But with the help of a good doctor, he can still 00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:11.300 have great adventures. Because of what he learns 00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:14.719 about his parents, he has to. Oh, my God. That 00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:18.900 sounds really dark. Wagstaff is a cunt. He's 00:34:18.900 --> 00:34:21.559 an absolute little fucking shit. But also, his 00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:25.820 parents are shits to him. Right, okay. Poor kid's 00:34:25.820 --> 00:34:29.380 a generational trauma sufferer. Yeah, pretty 00:34:29.380 --> 00:34:33.099 much. In Smile of the 24, she had strong views 00:34:33.099 --> 00:34:35.360 about babies. She didn't like them. This meant 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.460 for the first six years of his life, Wagstaff 00:34:37.460 --> 00:34:39.440 never saw his mother, except when she changed 00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:42.199 him. Once she changed him for a new sideboard. 00:34:42.570 --> 00:34:44.389 but the police made her take it back. Oh, fuck. 00:34:47.269 --> 00:34:49.989 The book breaks the fourth wall a few times by 00:34:49.989 --> 00:34:52.070 addressing the reader directly and acknowledging 00:34:52.070 --> 00:34:54.469 that they're reading a book. Okay, that's probably 00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:57.570 good. One day, Wagstaff comes down, finds the 00:34:57.570 --> 00:35:00.070 house is absolutely empty, no parents, except 00:35:00.070 --> 00:35:03.309 for a note. Dear Wagstaff, you're so horrible 00:35:03.309 --> 00:35:04.969 that we've run away together for a better life. 00:35:05.150 --> 00:35:07.829 You'll never ever see us again. Your loving parents, 00:35:08.090 --> 00:35:11.420 Mr and Mrs Williams. P .S. Don't forget to clean 00:35:11.420 --> 00:35:16.679 the lavatory. It's Tuesday. Wow. So he checks 00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.579 around the house to make sure his parents have 00:35:19.579 --> 00:35:23.000 actually gone. And then also says a bit about 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:26.880 his early life. Right. And how horrible his parents 00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:29.980 were to him in calling him names. Charming. The 00:35:29.980 --> 00:35:32.199 first name they called Wagstaff was the unfairest 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:36.239 of the lot. They called him Smelly Bum. The reason 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.539 it was unfair was not because it was a lie, because 00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:41.989 it wasn't. His bum did smell. Wagstaff rather 00:35:41.989 --> 00:35:43.849 liked it and used to go under the covers to be 00:35:43.849 --> 00:35:46.230 with it at night. But other people found it nasty. 00:35:47.110 --> 00:35:49.409 The reason this was unfair was because Wagstaff 00:35:49.409 --> 00:35:51.409 was not allowed to use the bathroom. So it was 00:35:51.409 --> 00:35:53.969 pretty obvious his bum was going to smell. Everything 00:35:53.969 --> 00:35:56.710 about him smelt. The reason he wasn't allowed 00:35:56.710 --> 00:35:59.869 to use the bathroom was simple. His mum had been 00:35:59.869 --> 00:36:03.309 brought up proper. Wagstaff was dirty. The bathroom 00:36:03.309 --> 00:36:05.730 was clean. If Wagstaff used the bathroom, he 00:36:05.730 --> 00:36:08.469 would become clean. Maybe. And the bathroom would 00:36:08.469 --> 00:36:10.780 get dirty. His mum knew what she wanted most. 00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:14.000 A clean bathroom. The reason why himself was 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:17.039 dirty in the first place was even simpler. As 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.860 he never let fly as a baby until his nappy had 00:36:18.860 --> 00:36:20.920 been taken off, his mum spent more time cleaning 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:22.820 herself on the sofa than she did cleaning him. 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:25.039 By the time she got round to it, he was too dirty 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:27.820 to be taken to the bathroom. The reason why himself 00:36:27.820 --> 00:36:29.179 had forgotten to look in the bathroom when he 00:36:29.179 --> 00:36:30.940 was searching the house in Chapter 3 was because 00:36:30.940 --> 00:36:33.519 he'd forgotten there was one. But I'll tell you 00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:36.920 now. They weren't in there. They'd gone. Have 00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:39.530 you noticed something about this chapter? All 00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:41.530 but seven of the paragraphs start with the word 00:36:41.530 --> 00:36:44.690 the, and all but nine with the phrase the reason. 00:36:45.090 --> 00:36:48.429 This means that it's literature. Ask your teacher. 00:36:48.769 --> 00:36:54.210 Now, let's have some more rude names. Oh my god. 00:36:55.210 --> 00:37:00.130 This is, like, this is a child story. Yeah. This 00:37:00.130 --> 00:37:04.469 is incredibly disturbing. Ah, the more disturbing 00:37:04.469 --> 00:37:07.210 bit is in chapter 11, the accident. Oh, fuck. 00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:10.940 If you're reading this in class, which I very 00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:13.139 much doubt, you better tell the teacher to leave 00:37:13.139 --> 00:37:15.159 the room now. If you're reading this in bed, 00:37:15.380 --> 00:37:17.440 call your mother or father, or the doctor or 00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:19.519 the vet. You'll need a bucket and a box of tissues 00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:22.599 at least. Because here, Wagstaff's tale turns 00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:26.500 nasty. Simple, really. After letting off 11 stink 00:37:26.500 --> 00:37:29.000 bombs in the library, throwing two eggs at policemen 00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:31.420 on point duty, and making disgusting noises through 00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:33.179 the letterbox in an extremely expensive cafe 00:37:33.179 --> 00:37:35.059 where old ladies and furs were drinking morning 00:37:35.059 --> 00:37:38.389 coffee, Wagstaff got bored. He couldn't think 00:37:38.389 --> 00:37:40.909 of any more mayhem to do, so he decided to play 00:37:40.909 --> 00:37:43.309 in the motorway. You don't need me or a plumber 00:37:43.309 --> 00:37:45.949 to tell you how silly that was, do you? Later 00:37:45.949 --> 00:37:48.630 on, if he lives, Wagstaff will tell you himself. 00:37:49.309 --> 00:37:51.730 But for now, close your eyes if you get sick 00:37:51.730 --> 00:37:56.250 easily and read on. Here is the mighty M62 stretching 00:37:56.250 --> 00:37:59.090 from Hull to Liverpool. Here's Tandal Hill near 00:37:59.090 --> 00:38:02.090 Oldham. Here's Wagstaff running down the hill, 00:38:02.170 --> 00:38:05.250 across the streams, over the farm tracks. Here 00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:07.230 he is climbing the fence. and jumping onto the 00:38:07.230 --> 00:38:10.650 hard shoulder. Half a mile away, here comes a 00:38:10.650 --> 00:38:15.269 lorry. It's a nice lorry, a Mercedes 1632, with 00:38:15.269 --> 00:38:18.610 18 tonnes of fish meal on its trailer. It's doing 00:38:18.610 --> 00:38:21.489 exactly 60 miles per hour, which means that in 00:38:21.489 --> 00:38:23.530 half a minute, it'll reach the spot where Wagstaff 00:38:23.530 --> 00:38:27.750 is standing. And what is Wagstaff doing? Believe 00:38:27.750 --> 00:38:30.429 it or not, he's fitting an egg into his catapult. 00:38:31.090 --> 00:38:33.630 He's pulling it back on the rubber. He's aiming 00:38:33.630 --> 00:38:35.880 it at the windscreen of the lorry. He's letting 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:40.119 go. Whee! Goes the egg. Right onto the windscreen. 00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:45.219 Then splat! Inside the cab, the lorry driver 00:38:45.219 --> 00:38:48.179 can't see much except wag stuff. Standing there 00:38:48.179 --> 00:38:52.079 like an idiot, laughing fit to burst. Fish meal's 00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:55.260 nasty stuff. The driver is not happy. He turns 00:38:55.260 --> 00:38:57.280 the wheel with a grunt, then turns it back again. 00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:01.780 Whee! Goes the trailer. Right onto the hard shoulder. 00:39:02.900 --> 00:39:08.159 Then splat! Wagstaff, much to his surprise, is 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.480 flattened right across the middle by a big double 00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:13.340 -tired wheel. His breakfast pops out of his mouth 00:39:13.340 --> 00:39:15.460 and his stomach pops out of his trouser legs. 00:39:15.820 --> 00:39:18.719 There's blood and guts all over the place. A 00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:20.920 driver looks into the near -side mirror and watches 00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:23.679 Wagstaff twitching on the hard shoulder. He seems 00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:27.500 to be waving. The driver smiles. He'll not do 00:39:27.500 --> 00:39:30.320 that again in a hurry, he says. He switches on 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:31.739 the washers to clean the egg off the windshield. 00:39:33.139 --> 00:39:35.840 Wagstaff. blowing pretty pink bubbles with his 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:39.739 lips and nostrils, says. That's not fair. You're 00:39:39.739 --> 00:39:42.900 bigger than me. And there's a picture of him 00:39:42.900 --> 00:39:49.300 getting squashed. So eventually some people call. 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.119 Muck carts come to scrape him off the road. Turns 00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.260 out somehow there's some nerves still working. 00:39:54.340 --> 00:39:57.619 He's still alive. The ambulance driver doesn't 00:39:57.619 --> 00:40:00.119 like the doctor on duty. So instead of sending 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.239 him around to the morgue, offloads him on the 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:06.130 doctor. who, he wanted to be a mechanic, makes 00:40:06.130 --> 00:40:09.570 him into a wind -up boy. Oh, God. Because he's 00:40:09.570 --> 00:40:12.090 now essentially spring -powered and battery -powered, 00:40:12.210 --> 00:40:17.070 he can run faster, jump higher. Also, he's still 00:40:17.070 --> 00:40:19.550 a twat. You do realise you've probably got PTSD 00:40:19.550 --> 00:40:22.670 from reading that book as a child, right? It's 00:40:22.670 --> 00:40:28.949 a kids' book. It's not real. I... But anyway... 00:40:28.949 --> 00:40:34.179 I genuinely... I, um... genuinely flabbergasted 00:40:34.179 --> 00:40:38.059 that something like that exists well they reminded 00:40:38.059 --> 00:40:41.699 me when he's put back together he's got a tray 00:40:41.699 --> 00:40:43.300 for his stomach so he can eat as much as he likes 00:40:43.300 --> 00:40:45.139 just there we go we just empty that into a bin 00:40:45.139 --> 00:40:48.460 carry on eating as much as he likes but also 00:40:48.460 --> 00:40:50.519 the part where it's specified the doctor gives 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.559 him two cocks so it's a usual one but also he's 00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:56.179 got he can use the end of his finger as a cock 00:40:56.179 --> 00:41:01.000 and he ends up peeing out of a car window And 00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:03.280 that made me giggle so much when I was reading 00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:07.280 it. And that's why Nan asked me what I was reading. 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:10.679 And so I've been investigating the book. I'll 00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:13.420 have to maybe read through some of the books 00:41:13.420 --> 00:41:18.800 before I buy them for you. Oh, my God. Nice one, 00:41:18.900 --> 00:41:26.030 Nan. Wow. Genuinely disturbed by that. His parents 00:41:26.030 --> 00:41:30.050 have joined the circus and they've been taken 00:41:30.050 --> 00:41:32.130 advantage of by their manager who's making them 00:41:32.130 --> 00:41:34.949 do more and more death defying and stupid stunts. 00:41:35.489 --> 00:41:37.869 They've gone over the Niagara Falls a couple 00:41:37.869 --> 00:41:40.610 of times in more lethal sort of ways. He's trying 00:41:40.610 --> 00:41:42.849 to cash in on the insurance policy. He hasn't 00:41:42.849 --> 00:41:44.510 paid them for any of the money they've got from 00:41:44.510 --> 00:41:47.010 the crowds that have come to the shows. But wank 00:41:47.010 --> 00:41:52.050 stuff. They're going to die. I suppose I'd better 00:41:52.050 --> 00:41:55.050 save them. And they're not grateful that he rescues 00:41:55.050 --> 00:41:56.869 them at all. Oh my God, of course they're not. 00:41:56.929 --> 00:41:59.369 You spoiled our show. Fine, fucking jump. Yeah. 00:42:00.369 --> 00:42:04.969 Fuck, that, that is harrowing. I might be having 00:42:04.969 --> 00:42:07.789 the reaction that I am rather than finding this 00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:12.389 funny because I finished an audio book last week 00:42:12.389 --> 00:42:19.329 called Girl A and it is about a woman who survives 00:42:19.329 --> 00:42:24.159 really abusive parents. and they don't so much 00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:27.059 like run away and abandon them but they're chained 00:42:27.059 --> 00:42:28.840 up in their bedrooms they're not fed and things 00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:32.780 like that and keep it light i know yeah so that 00:42:32.780 --> 00:42:35.980 is potentially why i'm not finding your children's 00:42:35.980 --> 00:42:40.559 book amusing but that would genuinely have upset 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:42.579 me as a child i would not have found that i would 00:42:42.579 --> 00:42:47.079 not have found that funny i'm obviously very 00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:50.380 sensitive I'm sure it's hilarious. I'm sure there's 00:42:50.380 --> 00:42:52.019 plenty of people going, oh my God, Karen, you're 00:42:52.019 --> 00:42:54.920 such a drama queen. No, they could be having 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:57.860 the exact same reactions. And you do have PTSD. 00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:01.559 What the fuck were you reading? That's why it's 00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:08.360 so funny to you. Thanks, Dan. Our grandparents, 00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.719 they sure know best. It's a really cool episode. 00:43:14.230 --> 00:43:16.110 We can, actually. We'll get back to you with 00:43:16.110 --> 00:43:19.650 Girls Club or whatever it was called. What? With 00:43:19.650 --> 00:43:22.869 Girls TV or whatever, with Sarah Cox and... Oh, 00:43:22.869 --> 00:43:24.110 crap, I forgot we were going to do that, yeah. 00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:25.789 Let's have a break and come back and round up 00:43:25.789 --> 00:43:27.909 with that. Are you sure? Yeah. All right, then. 00:43:31.809 --> 00:43:36.389 OK, so we have watched a snippet or segment of 00:43:36.389 --> 00:43:40.670 The Girly Show. Yeah. Man, it wasn't as fun as 00:43:40.670 --> 00:43:43.050 I remember. Yeah, I can confirm, I definitely... 00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:45.449 Do not recall it in any way, shape or form. I 00:43:45.449 --> 00:43:47.190 don't remember that era of the show where it 00:43:47.190 --> 00:43:50.070 was just two hosts. I remember there being three 00:43:50.070 --> 00:43:53.570 or four hosts. And I'm sure Claudia Winkleman 00:43:53.570 --> 00:43:56.630 was one of the hosts. Turns out I might be wildly 00:43:56.630 --> 00:43:59.010 misremembering that. Mandala effecting yourself. 00:43:59.289 --> 00:44:00.949 I definitely watched the girly show. The one 00:44:00.949 --> 00:44:05.510 we watched, there was a very unusual topic of... 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:09.840 footballers taking male models jobs yes yes pressing 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:12.440 issue of the day it clearly was a very pressing 00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:16.079 issue and there's also clearly a difference between 00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:20.000 modeling on a catwalk to posing for a photo because 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.440 yeah when they were told to model in inverted 00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:26.260 commas they had no idea what to do with themselves 00:44:26.260 --> 00:44:29.670 they just sort of like Did like a three -step 00:44:29.670 --> 00:44:32.130 shuffle. And looked at each other a bit confused. 00:44:32.570 --> 00:44:35.050 Yeah, one guy took his jacket off and went to 00:44:35.050 --> 00:44:37.150 tie it around his waist and then changed his 00:44:37.150 --> 00:44:39.329 mind. I think that's only because the voiceover 00:44:39.329 --> 00:44:42.269 lady, who possibly is the same one from Eurotrash, 00:44:42.409 --> 00:44:44.429 I think that must have been piping out to the 00:44:44.429 --> 00:44:47.170 studio because that seemed to be... Like a prompt. 00:44:47.250 --> 00:44:49.469 Yeah, why he took his jacket off. You could be 00:44:49.469 --> 00:44:51.309 right, actually. Like Mitchum, live and kicking. 00:44:51.630 --> 00:44:53.769 Yeah, didn't think about that. Yeah, that's probably 00:44:53.769 --> 00:44:57.300 a good point. Very of the era. It wasn't fun, 00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:00.840 I'm sorry. I either misremembered it wildly or 00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:04.340 we were watching the tail end and... The dying 00:45:04.340 --> 00:45:09.139 embers of... 90s ladies telly. Yeah. Oh, God. 00:45:09.260 --> 00:45:13.679 It's so cringe. And then, like, Sarah Cox getting 00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:17.219 that guy to fist a rubber chicken. Well, he was 00:45:17.219 --> 00:45:19.760 demonstrating a previous job technique of removing 00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:21.519 giblets. No, she was asking him to fist a rubber 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:24.099 chicken. Just to give listeners context. She 00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:25.650 wanted to see his fisting technique. they did 00:45:25.650 --> 00:45:27.969 seem a little bit flirty not as bad as uh paul 00:45:27.969 --> 00:45:31.570 yates on the big breakfast flirty but they did 00:45:31.570 --> 00:45:33.789 seem to be a little bit taken with the footballers 00:45:33.789 --> 00:45:36.829 footballers and all that they earn a lot of money 00:45:36.829 --> 00:45:40.210 anyway won't need to watch any more of that thank 00:45:40.210 --> 00:45:43.230 you for the experience did not hold up no not 00:45:43.230 --> 00:45:48.210 at all not well at all thank you very very much 00:45:48.210 --> 00:45:50.949 listening we'll be back in another month in the 00:45:50.949 --> 00:45:52.769 meantime don't forget to check out our fellow 00:45:52.769 --> 00:45:55.650 studio channel 84 shows there is the variety 00:45:55.650 --> 00:45:58.969 show the untitled sci -fi show who takes the 00:45:58.969 --> 00:46:02.690 socks off the land before prime and super a to 00:46:02.690 --> 00:46:07.590 z find us all at channel84 .co .uk or shortcut 00:46:07.590 --> 00:46:10.769 to our bit of the website lightlyused .co .uk 00:46:10.769 --> 00:46:15.289 i will try and find a link to wagstaff the wind 00:46:15.289 --> 00:46:18.750 -up boy on the internet archive I don't want 00:46:18.750 --> 00:46:21.389 to crack the spine to scan it. It won't survive. 00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:24.829 It's too old a book. It'll disintegrate. I didn't 00:46:24.829 --> 00:46:27.769 say when that was from either. 1987, the original 00:46:27.769 --> 00:46:32.250 one, and it was reprinted 1989. Okay. So I would 00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:37.469 have been eight when this was new. I don't think 00:46:37.469 --> 00:46:39.489 my nan got it new, so I think I would have been 00:46:39.489 --> 00:46:43.010 nine, maybe ten. Nice one, nan. Thanks for the 00:46:43.010 --> 00:46:46.230 wildly inappropriate book for my age. Oh well, 00:46:46.250 --> 00:46:49.809 at least it wasn't how to have safe sex. Although 00:46:49.809 --> 00:46:52.110 that might have been less disturbing. Is that 00:46:52.110 --> 00:47:00.130 a ladybird? That'll pop up one, surely. Oh God. 00:47:00.949 --> 00:47:04.630 Adam and Karen have been lightly used. Visit 00:47:04.630 --> 00:47:08.250 lightlyused .co .uk for more. To get in touch, 00:47:08.369 --> 00:47:18.269 email pod at lightlyused .co .uk. Well, it did 00:47:18.269 --> 00:47:20.710 seem to be giving a dubious salute and then stopped. 00:47:21.010 --> 00:47:23.929 The doll, yeah, not Leighton. Oh, yeah, to be 00:47:23.929 --> 00:47:27.690 clear. A creak and its arm had lowered. Its arm 00:47:27.690 --> 00:47:29.630 had dropped. It was doing like an I'm a little 00:47:29.630 --> 00:47:33.670 teapot stance. So if you sort of imagine one 00:47:33.670 --> 00:47:37.349 arm was 90 degree bent hand upwards and the other 00:47:37.349 --> 00:47:41.150 arm was behind the back, not doing what Adam 00:47:41.150 --> 00:47:43.710 was suggesting or getting round to suggesting. 00:47:44.269 --> 00:47:58.530 Weirdly, I meant to say. This was a Studio Channel 00:47:58.530 --> 00:48:03.130 84 network show. To find more, head over to channel84 00:48:03.130 --> 00:48:05.630 .co .uk now.