WEBVTT 00:00:01.610 --> 00:00:12.710 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. Hello, 00:00:12.789 --> 00:00:16.289 I'm Adam. And I'm Karen. This is episode 29 of 00:00:16.289 --> 00:00:19.289 Lightly Used. It's a podcast mostly centred around 00:00:19.289 --> 00:00:22.710 our love of tech from charity shops and car boot 00:00:22.710 --> 00:00:24.730 sales or things we've found in our attics that 00:00:24.730 --> 00:00:27.649 we've had a long time. This episode might sound 00:00:27.649 --> 00:00:29.789 very, very different because we're using some 00:00:29.789 --> 00:00:33.109 new tech. We've recorded this episode once before. 00:00:33.210 --> 00:00:35.009 Yes. This is the first time we've ever had to 00:00:35.009 --> 00:00:37.170 redo an entire episode as far as I can remember. 00:00:37.369 --> 00:00:40.030 Yes, I believe so. You are correct. So no matter 00:00:40.030 --> 00:00:41.929 what this sounds like, this is going out because 00:00:41.929 --> 00:00:44.229 at this point we've done this episode once already. 00:00:44.549 --> 00:00:46.649 Yeah. So we're going to do bits and bobs that 00:00:46.649 --> 00:00:50.329 we can remember that we did and the rest is just 00:00:50.329 --> 00:00:52.490 going to be lost. Yeah. So there's no surprises. 00:00:52.630 --> 00:00:56.399 We know what the tat is. Pre -prepared for some 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:58.880 segments that may not be as dynamic as you'd 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:01.039 expect because we already know what's happened. 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.159 Well, the first thing I've got to do before we 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:05.180 start anything, I've got a gripe to get off my 00:01:05.180 --> 00:01:08.400 chest. Ooh, gripe away, gripe. Because remember 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:10.920 our birthday episode, Art decided he wanted to 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:15.120 have a AI voice of me as a birthday present for 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:17.099 the episode. Yeah, weird sort of a present. And 00:01:17.099 --> 00:01:18.920 pretty much the first thing we did was say, no, 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.260 shut it down. We don't want any part of that. 00:01:21.459 --> 00:01:24.430 Yes. Today we're recording this on Saturday the 00:01:24.430 --> 00:01:27.870 9th of August. Okay. On Who Takes the Socks Off? 00:01:27.930 --> 00:01:31.150 The episode 54. I think that was out on the 1st 00:01:31.150 --> 00:01:33.390 of August. So between us recording the last episode 00:01:33.390 --> 00:01:35.650 and recording this episode, that Who Takes the 00:01:35.650 --> 00:01:38.530 Socks Off episode that came out, Art's been doing 00:01:38.530 --> 00:01:41.060 fucking adverts for them. But they've got Crimson 00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:43.900 Nature Media. Why do they need art? One of his 00:01:43.900 --> 00:01:46.000 companies is affiliated. No, they put adverts 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.280 from other companies in. Oh, the shell companies. 00:01:47.939 --> 00:01:50.180 I don't know how he's managed it. But yeah, he's 00:01:50.180 --> 00:01:53.359 using my voice and making money off us. So partly 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:55.780 because of that, we're going to be taking a bit 00:01:55.780 --> 00:01:58.739 of a break for a month. Yes. And we'll be doing 00:01:58.739 --> 00:02:00.920 a monthly show for a little while. In protest. 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:03.359 Don't know how long that will be going for. Also, 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:07.560 secondarily, we've got shit to do. Yeah. We're 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:09.659 blaming art for most of this. So the less shows 00:02:09.659 --> 00:02:12.039 that we can do, the less feeding of the machine 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:14.120 we're doing for him so he can't train his AI 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:17.139 based on us. Yeah. We're not happy with art. 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:20.039 So if you've seen him anywhere, let us know. 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:23.000 Yeah. Have you seen this man? Speaking of this 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:25.659 man, I do have a photograph of him. You actually 00:02:25.659 --> 00:02:28.240 do? When I went to the studio last time to say, 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:30.659 have you seen him? I was trying to describe him 00:02:30.659 --> 00:02:33.060 and... It didn't really match anyone's descriptions. 00:02:33.340 --> 00:02:35.340 They hadn't really seen him, so... Kind of a 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:36.939 Mr. Everyday Man. We don't know if we've got 00:02:36.939 --> 00:02:40.379 an imposter. Is this him? Yeah, that's him. Fucking 00:02:40.379 --> 00:02:42.879 excellent. We've definitely got a corroborating 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:45.020 witness. I don't feel like I'm losing my goddamn 00:02:45.020 --> 00:02:48.439 marbles. So, right, we've both seen this person, 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:51.900 Art Grant. That's the photo of him. Now, I've 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:54.800 tried making a Wanted poster. Say, Wanted, have 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:58.569 you seen this man? We've lost him. Have you ever 00:02:58.569 --> 00:03:01.090 tried photocopying or scanning money? No, because 00:03:01.090 --> 00:03:03.389 I'm not a criminal. I was told there's security 00:03:03.389 --> 00:03:06.610 features in there to stop it scanning. Oh. Oh, 00:03:06.610 --> 00:03:09.629 are there then? Let's find out. You just start 00:03:09.629 --> 00:03:12.469 it. No, no, no. Stop. Shut down. Really? It just 00:03:12.469 --> 00:03:15.050 won't do it. That's what's happening with this 00:03:15.050 --> 00:03:18.409 picture. Everything else is scanning and photocopying 00:03:18.409 --> 00:03:21.669 apart from his face. Huh. So, yeah, I don't know 00:03:21.669 --> 00:03:23.430 how this photo was taken in the first place for 00:03:23.430 --> 00:03:26.740 his ID. Is he a spy? Or a vampire. Or from the 00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:31.259 FBI. Maybe CIA. Fuck knows. But yeah, his face 00:03:31.259 --> 00:03:35.259 just doesn't come out. It's a good job he's not 00:03:35.259 --> 00:03:37.560 that pretty, really. Yeah, but we need to stop 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:39.819 him making money off my voice. He's got him doing 00:03:39.819 --> 00:03:42.180 advert voices. Have you tried taking a photo 00:03:42.180 --> 00:03:44.199 of the photo? He enunciates better than... Yeah, 00:03:44.300 --> 00:03:47.099 it's just blank. Where everything else comes 00:03:47.099 --> 00:03:48.819 out, but just where the face is. It's a bit like 00:03:48.819 --> 00:03:51.080 it's got that... Stuff on that you can put on 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:53.719 your number plates that's not... Illegal film. 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:56.199 It's not illegal, but not legal either. It's 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:59.099 absolutely illegal. It makes your number plate 00:03:59.099 --> 00:04:03.159 invisible on a speed camera. Yeah. His face might 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:09.259 be made of that stuff. I don't know. He might 00:04:09.259 --> 00:04:11.400 be AI for all I know at this point. Oh, fuck. 00:04:12.580 --> 00:04:15.479 One other thing I do have to mention. Have you 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:19.230 ever seen one of your old cars for sale? Oh no, 00:04:19.430 --> 00:04:23.410 but when we lived in Sheffield, dad had a green 00:04:23.410 --> 00:04:26.829 Vauxhall Carlton, which I loved. And we kept 00:04:26.829 --> 00:04:29.050 that until we moved to Telford. And then at some 00:04:29.050 --> 00:04:32.529 point dad swapped it and got something else. 00:04:32.670 --> 00:04:34.990 I think he may have traded it in potentially 00:04:34.990 --> 00:04:37.430 for a Renault Scenic when they first came out. 00:04:37.750 --> 00:04:43.430 And we saw that car driving around Telford after 00:04:43.430 --> 00:04:48.139 dad had sold it. But I've never seen a car that 00:04:48.139 --> 00:04:51.360 myself or someone I know has owned and then spotted 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:54.639 it for sale. Out of the blue, I'd look up the 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:57.300 range for my previous car. Oh, yeah. Just to 00:04:57.300 --> 00:04:59.439 see if it's still around because any other car 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:02.139 I've traded in or anything like that, I haven't 00:05:02.139 --> 00:05:05.240 bothered looking up. Yeah. Years later, oh, yeah, 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:06.959 I wonder if that's, no, no. I wonder if that's 00:05:06.959 --> 00:05:11.120 still on the road. No, it's not. So the ad was 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.300 from the end of May. So I traded it in at the 00:05:13.300 --> 00:05:17.540 start of May. Yeah. Lies. Lies in the advert. 00:05:18.339 --> 00:05:21.360 There's one previous owner, no marks on the body, 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:25.319 sat -nav, new Goodyear tyres. I was the third 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.079 owner for a start. The sat -nav didn't work. 00:05:29.620 --> 00:05:31.819 It kept saying, it kept thinking it was in one 00:05:31.819 --> 00:05:34.420 place in France. Yes, and the clock didn't work 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:37.199 either. Because that was linked to the GPS time. 00:05:37.379 --> 00:05:39.100 Yeah. So there's no way you could set the actual 00:05:39.100 --> 00:05:41.439 clock in there unless you took the battery off. 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:44.459 Put the battery back on one minute past o 'clock. 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:48.060 Yeah. Then you could, or past an hour. Then you 00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:50.040 reset the hour, but I think it was quarter to 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:53.060 and 20 -something minutes past. That's all you 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:54.500 could adjust for the minutes. That's ridiculous. 00:05:54.939 --> 00:05:56.620 But yeah, so I was the third owner. The sat -nav 00:05:56.620 --> 00:05:59.399 didn't work. That's even when the second owner 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.240 had it. He told me the sat -nav didn't work and 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:04.620 explained that's why the clock didn't work. Also, 00:06:04.699 --> 00:06:07.540 it's a 20 -year -old car. It was in good condition, 00:06:07.660 --> 00:06:10.079 for its age. Yeah, it was. You can also see a 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:12.699 small ding in the trim in the photo listing. 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:16.519 No marks on the bloody advert. Is a ding a mark, 00:06:16.579 --> 00:06:19.939 though? Because if the paint is still intact, 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:22.699 is it a ding? No, it was just a chrome plasticky 00:06:22.699 --> 00:06:26.579 effect sticking on trim in the bumper. I think 00:06:26.579 --> 00:06:28.379 the plastic underneath it was fine. It's just 00:06:28.379 --> 00:06:31.220 that little stick -on chrome effect trim. That 00:06:31.220 --> 00:06:33.579 was a little bit of a, oh, something's hit it 00:06:33.579 --> 00:06:36.079 there or you've caught it on something. But, 00:06:36.100 --> 00:06:38.240 yeah, that was in the very first photo. Saying 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:40.579 there's no marks on there. And unless they've 00:06:40.579 --> 00:06:43.240 spent some money on new rubber, those tyres were 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:48.819 from 2020 when I had the car. LN05 PCU, if you 00:06:48.819 --> 00:06:50.339 want to have a look for it. Don't buy it from 00:06:50.339 --> 00:06:53.379 Facebook. Or anybody else, apparently. Also, 00:06:53.379 --> 00:06:55.699 it's only worth about two grand. It is a nice 00:06:55.699 --> 00:06:57.939 car, but it's not worth much more than two grand. 00:06:58.040 --> 00:06:59.920 Not the nearly four they're asking for. Not at 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:02.639 this point. Yeah, and also the battery drains. 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:04.060 That's not mentioned in the advert. They said, 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:07.649 it starts on the button. That's true if the battery's 00:07:07.649 --> 00:07:10.370 alive. Yeah, it drains the battery within three 00:07:10.370 --> 00:07:13.069 days. Yeah, there's some sort of parasitic drain 00:07:13.069 --> 00:07:16.029 we never figured out the root cause of. That's 00:07:16.029 --> 00:07:18.730 the first car I've decided to look up relatively 00:07:18.730 --> 00:07:22.569 soon after selling it. Oh, they're just absolutely 00:07:22.569 --> 00:07:25.870 full of shit. In that case, I wish the new owners, 00:07:25.970 --> 00:07:28.629 whomever they may be, much luck. Yeah, you're 00:07:28.629 --> 00:07:31.689 going to fucking need it. Or a guarantee, one 00:07:31.689 --> 00:07:35.160 of the two. Oh. One thing we forgot to do in 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:36.540 the recording. I'm just going to nip out for 00:07:36.540 --> 00:07:39.699 a second. All right, then. Just looked at my 00:07:39.699 --> 00:07:42.439 notes and I forgot we had this. Oh, I don't know 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:45.680 what this thing is. Oh, apparently I do know 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.759 what this thing is. He looks very excited about 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:51.040 it as he was leaving the room. But I cannot recall. 00:07:51.379 --> 00:07:58.560 Oh, I know what this is. You can say it. this 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:02.660 is a drink that i got for adam from the turkish 00:08:02.660 --> 00:08:06.259 supermarket a couple of weeks ago it is um in 00:08:06.259 --> 00:08:09.120 a cardboard can i would say it's a can isn't 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:13.399 it cardboard can tubular carton like a red bull 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:16.120 cart red red bull tin sort of size standard red 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:20.339 bull but it is not red bull what is in the carton 00:08:20.339 --> 00:08:25.240 adam camelicious long life camel milk drink Chocolate 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:30.240 flavour. Yummy. Chocolate camel milk. I'm going 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:32.279 to take a quick photo before I drink any of it. 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:36.039 So there's a... Let's take the shake well. Oh, 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:39.399 do the pose again. Thumbs up, motherfuckers. 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:46.539 There we go. Let's give this a shake. Shake, 00:08:46.539 --> 00:08:50.240 shake, shake Sonora. Instantly frothed up. Shake, 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:54.220 shake, shake Sonora. Something in body line. 00:08:54.810 --> 00:09:01.470 Right. A big cut on my book. I've got a feeling 00:09:01.470 --> 00:09:03.190 this is going to froth up straight away. He's 00:09:03.190 --> 00:09:04.850 trying to open the can. Because we don't usually 00:09:04.850 --> 00:09:07.250 do taste tests on the show. We don't, no. And 00:09:07.250 --> 00:09:09.129 I suppose technically this isn't a taste test. 00:09:09.230 --> 00:09:10.950 This is just a Karen bought a random thing for 00:09:10.950 --> 00:09:13.009 Adam to try. And I'm curious to know what it's 00:09:13.009 --> 00:09:14.950 like. Well, I think because the taste test, as 00:09:14.950 --> 00:09:18.120 far as Studio Channel 84 goes. That's variety 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:21.059 show territory. Yes. So we can't score it. We 00:09:21.059 --> 00:09:24.039 can just try things. Can we say whether it's 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:27.919 okay or not okay? Yeah, yeah. But no scores between 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:29.980 two and six. We can say whether we like it or 00:09:29.980 --> 00:09:33.279 not, but no scoring. Okay. Oh, there we go. There 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:35.399 it is. Oh, it's found the opening. Yeah, it was 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:37.840 nowhere near where the actual tab was. I suppose 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:40.279 that's good, though, because you don't get splashed 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:42.120 with milk immediately. What does it smell? A 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:45.059 little vaguely chocolate smell. I should hope 00:09:45.059 --> 00:09:46.600 there should be some sort of chocolate sniff. 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:50.379 It's vaguely like the weakest chocolate milkshake 00:09:50.379 --> 00:09:52.620 you've ever smelled. Yazoo chocolate milk is 00:09:52.620 --> 00:09:54.840 what that reminds me of. Or really weak Nesquik. 00:09:57.700 --> 00:10:02.340 It's quite watery. It doesn't taste too milky. 00:10:02.759 --> 00:10:04.820 That reminds me. It's got a flavour of something. 00:10:05.860 --> 00:10:09.860 It's not very well mixed Nesquik. It is very 00:10:09.860 --> 00:10:13.700 Nesquik milkshake. Or sucky straw thing. There's 00:10:13.700 --> 00:10:15.220 a little bit of an aftertaste to it, but I'm 00:10:15.220 --> 00:10:16.980 not sure if that's just... Because it's been 00:10:16.980 --> 00:10:20.519 packaged in the factory. Not sure how it would 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:23.519 taste straight from the camel. Well, it wouldn't 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:25.259 taste chocolate straight from the camel, unless 00:10:25.259 --> 00:10:27.759 it's their special camels. But it's not objectionable 00:10:27.759 --> 00:10:31.080 at all. I would, you know, I would quite happily 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:33.539 drink a glass of that. Yeah, I'd drink a camel 00:10:33.539 --> 00:10:37.700 dry. We should leave it there. I was going to 00:10:37.700 --> 00:10:40.039 say, it's no chocomel, but, you know, you beat 00:10:40.039 --> 00:10:42.679 me with a much better line. Coming up on the 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:45.419 show today, no lightly used news. We've finished 00:10:45.419 --> 00:10:49.019 that chapter of Johnny Turnip. So the next episode 00:10:49.019 --> 00:10:51.879 of our lightly used will be a Turnip Tales for 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:54.919 the Once and Future Kings saga. As Karen mentioned, 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:57.399 a bit of a change to the tat in the box this 00:10:57.399 --> 00:10:59.779 episode because we know exactly what items we've 00:10:59.779 --> 00:11:01.799 brought because we've recorded that once already. 00:11:02.220 --> 00:11:05.460 We do have a bit of a game section and we've 00:11:05.460 --> 00:11:09.019 got a terrible... Karen. That's got a terrible, 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.759 terrible book for you for bibliography. It is 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:15.320 without a doubt the worst book I've found so 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.360 far. And we're both sick and tired of it because 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:19.299 as we've been setting up this new bit of kit, 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:21.580 that's what we've been using to test the level. 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.679 I have now read approximately a thousand dental 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:29.640 related jokes. And the introduction page. 27 00:11:29.640 --> 00:11:33.639 times. Yeah, all rights reserved. You'll have 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:34.860 to wait till the end of the show for that. Wait 00:11:34.860 --> 00:11:45.820 till BiblioTet. While there's no likely used 00:11:45.820 --> 00:11:48.340 news this episode, if you would like to see how 00:11:48.340 --> 00:11:52.059 the sausage is made, so to speak, Karen filmed 00:11:52.059 --> 00:11:55.080 me recording last episode. So if you'd like to 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:58.009 see that video... Link is on the blog, lightlyused 00:11:58.009 --> 00:12:00.750 .co .uk, or there's a link in the metadata for 00:12:00.750 --> 00:12:08.309 the episode. Okay, so as previously described, 00:12:08.490 --> 00:12:12.330 this is a not -so -secret. Tat in the box, tat 00:12:12.330 --> 00:12:15.850 in the box. Tat in the box, tat in the box. Tat 00:12:15.850 --> 00:12:18.970 in the box, tat in the box. Tat in the box. Tat 00:12:18.970 --> 00:12:22.309 in the box. I wonder what I've got to guess today. 00:12:22.570 --> 00:12:26.230 Well, you've got two small things to fiddle around 00:12:26.230 --> 00:12:28.909 with today. These are excellent, though, to be 00:12:28.909 --> 00:12:30.769 fair. I was really chuffed with those, yeah. 00:12:31.129 --> 00:12:34.240 So they are two small pin badges. Very different 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:37.379 subjects matter on each of them. I got them at 00:12:37.379 --> 00:12:41.159 a car boot sale in Gorsainen last Wednesday. 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:44.899 They were 50 pence each from a very nice gentleman 00:12:44.899 --> 00:12:47.720 who was also trying to sell a lot of comics and 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:50.600 a lot of stamps. He had loads of pin badges. 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:53.600 Oh, coins as well. He's a coin collector. Did 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:55.559 you get any stamps for your... I know you're 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:58.220 a little bit of interest. No, I didn't buy any 00:12:58.220 --> 00:12:59.840 stamps. Didn't scratch that itch. Lexi and I 00:12:59.840 --> 00:13:01.580 were there at the time where everyone was sort 00:13:01.580 --> 00:13:03.860 of packing up and he'd put a lot of stuff away, 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:06.019 but he was just like carrying a tray to his van. 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:07.559 I was like, hang on, there's loads of random 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:10.039 bits in there. I'd like to have a look. So we 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:11.500 stood and chatted to him for 10 minutes whilst 00:13:11.500 --> 00:13:14.500 I rummaged through his tat. And I picked up these 00:13:14.500 --> 00:13:17.080 two pin badges. He must have had about 100 there. 00:13:17.740 --> 00:13:20.539 There were a few different of the Festival Rowenta 00:13:20.539 --> 00:13:23.720 ones. So one of the pin badges is a black clacker 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:27.039 board. So a film board, you know, soundboard. 00:13:27.580 --> 00:13:31.600 And it says Festival Rowenta on it. Now, from 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:34.419 what I can recall from my very little research 00:13:34.419 --> 00:13:38.379 that I did last week, is that this is potentially 00:13:38.379 --> 00:13:42.019 a Canadian film festival. Couldn't find an awful 00:13:42.019 --> 00:13:46.629 lot out about it. Rowenta are a company that 00:13:46.629 --> 00:13:50.029 makes and produces things like hair dryers, hair 00:13:50.029 --> 00:13:53.889 curlers, straighteners, sort of like very high 00:13:53.889 --> 00:13:57.549 end fashion -y type things. So I think possibly 00:13:57.549 --> 00:14:01.850 this badge and the other Rowenta badges might 00:14:01.850 --> 00:14:05.289 have been given to people who were working on... 00:14:05.950 --> 00:14:08.809 famous people at a film festival i'm not sure 00:14:08.809 --> 00:14:12.269 attendees possibly or a little swag bag yeah 00:14:12.269 --> 00:14:15.669 that's that's that's my thought i cannot prove 00:14:15.669 --> 00:14:18.470 or disprove that if anyone knows what festival 00:14:18.470 --> 00:14:22.330 rowenta is feel free to drop us an email at pod 00:14:22.330 --> 00:14:26.129 at lightlyused .co .uk and we will share your 00:14:26.129 --> 00:14:29.029 knowledge with our six listeners and if you do 00:14:29.029 --> 00:14:31.480 know anything about these pin badges Was this 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.940 for people that were screening a film? Was it 00:14:33.940 --> 00:14:35.820 part of the swag bag for people, for judges? 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.960 Or was it staff only? Or did everybody involved 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:40.120 get it? Or was it just a couple of exclusive 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:42.200 or a select few people at the event? It would 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:44.379 be nice to know. But he had one that was a star 00:14:44.379 --> 00:14:46.700 shape. And I was very tempted by that one. But 00:14:46.700 --> 00:14:48.120 I thought the clacker board was more suitable 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:50.620 just for you, really. Was it also a Festival 00:14:50.620 --> 00:14:54.519 Rowenta? Yes, it was, yeah. So if I see him again 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.799 and he still has more Festival Rowenta ones, 00:14:56.860 --> 00:14:58.820 I'll pick them up and I'll bring them over. I'm 00:14:58.820 --> 00:15:00.629 wondering if... Either there might have just 00:15:00.629 --> 00:15:03.289 been lots of different Hollywood or film -related 00:15:03.289 --> 00:15:06.629 ones, or whether it was your cast, your crew, 00:15:06.830 --> 00:15:09.690 and whether they got different shape ones. Yeah, 00:15:09.710 --> 00:15:11.490 like if you were crew, you got a clackerboard, 00:15:11.570 --> 00:15:13.350 and if you were cast, you got a star or something. 00:15:13.610 --> 00:15:16.450 Yeah. But Google Lens knows nothing about that 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:19.929 particular badge. It did bring up the star -shaped 00:15:19.929 --> 00:15:22.509 one, rare, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, when 00:15:22.509 --> 00:15:25.029 I did a Google Lens, but again, didn't find any 00:15:25.029 --> 00:15:26.470 information other than the fact that it's just 00:15:26.470 --> 00:15:28.429 a badge that says Festival Rowento on it. Oh. 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:32.240 And the second badge I particularly like is a 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:38.639 Pepsi Cola sponsored Lakers NBA World Championships 00:15:38.639 --> 00:15:43.600 1984 to 1985. So it's Los Angeles Lakers pin 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:47.360 badge. And the championship was sponsored by 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:51.200 Pepsi Cola that year, I believe. And it's a cool 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:54.639 little thing. It's really funky. Metal enameled 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:57.279 with a clear enamel coating over the top. So 00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:00.820 you can't. feel the textures underneath but you 00:16:00.820 --> 00:16:03.200 know if the top layer came off it would it would 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:05.559 be like really super textured or lumpy from the 00:16:05.559 --> 00:16:07.659 text lumpy bumpy but there's a yellow basketball 00:16:07.659 --> 00:16:10.899 purple lakers print you've got the pepsico logo 00:16:10.899 --> 00:16:13.700 at the bottom and it's sort of like a an arched 00:16:13.700 --> 00:16:17.759 window shape Yeah, it's the nice, the 80s style 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:20.360 Pepsi logo as well. The good one before they 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:22.899 started faking it, just kind of, these are not 00:16:22.899 --> 00:16:25.740 quite a yin yang sign. It's just, yeah, it's 00:16:25.740 --> 00:16:27.559 just, we can divide this in two with a wiggly 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:28.980 line between. Do you think they changed it to 00:16:28.980 --> 00:16:32.220 Pepsi from Pepsi Cola purely for financial reasons? 00:16:32.379 --> 00:16:34.700 Because it would cost them so much less to do 00:16:34.700 --> 00:16:39.919 merch and tins. Not sure. On printing costs and 00:16:39.919 --> 00:16:42.679 stuff. Maybe they just didn't need to say we're 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:46.039 a cola drink anymore. Maybe. I don't know whether 00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:47.659 it was round about the time of New Coke, perhaps. 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:51.139 Possibly. But anyway, I very much like those 00:16:51.139 --> 00:16:54.240 two badges and they are all yours for, you know, 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:55.740 for nothing for you, but they cost me a pound. 00:16:55.940 --> 00:16:57.779 Thank you very, very much. No, they are very, 00:16:57.820 --> 00:17:00.620 very cool. You're welcome. Photos on the website, 00:17:00.899 --> 00:17:04.119 lightlyused .co .uk. Find the show blog for episode 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:08.380 29, this is, I think. I think so. I've got my 00:17:08.380 --> 00:17:10.839 notebook here next to me. Yeah, I think it's 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:14.400 29. It's definitely not 30. Okay, my tet's just 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:20.779 on the tet shelves next to me. Oh, handy. We'll 00:17:20.779 --> 00:17:23.259 just do the one. Okay, just the one, Mrs Wembley. 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:30.240 So my tet were three sets of Top Trumps. One 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:33.359 that you bought me and two that I bought myself. 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:37.660 I did have more than two sets. I got them from... 00:17:38.740 --> 00:17:41.480 The Salvation Army charity shop in Llanelli. 00:17:41.779 --> 00:17:45.039 I think they had them about 75 pence each or 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:49.119 three for a pound, something like that. And I 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:50.920 thought, oh, yeah, I've got a deal here because 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:52.460 I think they undercharged me a little bit. I 00:17:52.460 --> 00:17:54.519 thought, oh, I've got quids in there. Got home. 00:17:54.980 --> 00:17:57.599 One of the set of cards just completely blank 00:17:57.599 --> 00:18:00.619 entirely. The front cover showing it's meant 00:18:00.619 --> 00:18:03.210 to be an interesting set. Yeah. Opened them up. 00:18:03.490 --> 00:18:07.289 No, they're just precisely cut blank cards. I 00:18:07.289 --> 00:18:09.630 wonder if that was like a printing issue and 00:18:09.630 --> 00:18:12.369 you had like a super rare deck and then you just 00:18:12.369 --> 00:18:13.230 put it in the recycling. Or just absolutely scanned. 00:18:13.710 --> 00:18:17.170 You put like a £10 ,000 set of Top Trumps in 00:18:17.170 --> 00:18:19.509 the bin. Oh. Knowing your luck. That's on me. 00:18:19.569 --> 00:18:21.970 Probably, yeah. You'd be like, at least it wasn't 00:18:21.970 --> 00:18:24.910 the 700 million Bitcoin hard drive in a dump 00:18:24.910 --> 00:18:27.190 somewhere in Wales. I'm begging the council, 00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:29.069 please let me dig it up. Please let me dig it 00:18:29.069 --> 00:18:30.630 up. Apparently there was some update about that 00:18:30.630 --> 00:18:32.710 the other day, but I have refused to read it. 00:18:32.769 --> 00:18:34.589 I cannot. I think he's trying to make a film. 00:18:34.809 --> 00:18:40.309 Oh, right. These started around about 1976, 77. 00:18:40.549 --> 00:18:42.630 I can't find a bit of paper. I was looking frantically 00:18:42.630 --> 00:18:44.710 for my notes. We were talking about landfill 00:18:44.710 --> 00:18:48.049 crypto waste. I can't find them. As best I can 00:18:48.049 --> 00:18:50.470 remember, it spun off in the 1960s from a card 00:18:50.470 --> 00:18:53.009 game called Quartets, which is a children's educational 00:18:53.009 --> 00:18:56.450 game. And the first company made them called 00:18:56.450 --> 00:19:00.200 Ace Trumps. and i think that was a german company 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.140 and the british company i can't remember the 00:19:03.140 --> 00:19:04.819 name of that company started doing it making 00:19:04.819 --> 00:19:08.740 them just at the late 70s ace trumps introduced 00:19:08.740 --> 00:19:12.319 the super trump card i remember that that was 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:14.779 the one card if you get any peck that'll beat 00:19:14.779 --> 00:19:16.500 all the others no matter what your friends have 00:19:16.500 --> 00:19:18.660 got because how you play top trumps usually is 00:19:18.660 --> 00:19:21.019 all the cards would be based on a genre something 00:19:21.019 --> 00:19:24.369 in this case Breaking Bad. Yes. I've got an Indiana 00:19:24.369 --> 00:19:27.210 Jones and a Top Gear set of supercars. Unfortunately, 00:19:27.269 --> 00:19:29.210 the Indiana Jones ones look like they've been 00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:31.910 spunked together. Let's say they're water damaged 00:19:31.910 --> 00:19:35.069 and hope for the best. But yeah, there'd be values 00:19:35.069 --> 00:19:36.910 on there. There'd be, in this case, a character 00:19:36.910 --> 00:19:39.109 for Breaking Bad or a car for the Top Trumps. 00:19:39.109 --> 00:19:41.210 And it would have a list of attributes on there, 00:19:41.250 --> 00:19:44.730 like there'd be horsepower, year of manufacture, 00:19:45.130 --> 00:19:48.650 top speed, or in the case of the Breaking Bad 00:19:48.650 --> 00:19:53.070 ones... Influence, attitude, badness. Whatever. 00:19:53.070 --> 00:19:54.869 You're not meant to know these yet. I'm meant 00:19:54.869 --> 00:19:56.150 to be showing these off. You're not meant to 00:19:56.150 --> 00:19:57.950 have played these with us yet. Oh, sorry. Yeah, 00:19:58.029 --> 00:19:59.410 sorry. So tell us what... The fact that we're 00:19:59.410 --> 00:20:00.970 playing them next is going to be a surprise. 00:20:02.650 --> 00:20:05.349 And also an example of my laziness because we've 00:20:05.349 --> 00:20:07.089 had a week to do it and I still haven't brought 00:20:07.089 --> 00:20:08.890 a different game. We could literally just roll 00:20:08.890 --> 00:20:11.309 this segment into the game segment and be like, 00:20:11.390 --> 00:20:12.910 here's all the cards we've talked about and I 00:20:12.910 --> 00:20:14.210 would just play the game. No, it's going to be 00:20:14.210 --> 00:20:16.349 easier for me to edit the first segment. Okay. 00:20:17.740 --> 00:20:19.960 But yeah, I thought Tops were a lot, lot older, 00:20:20.059 --> 00:20:21.980 but no, they've only been around since the 70s. 00:20:21.980 --> 00:20:25.119 So they're 50 -odd. Old enough. Aimed at boys, 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:27.960 definitely, because they had things like military 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:33.339 machines, space rockets, and race cars, things 00:20:33.339 --> 00:20:34.960 like that, trying to get kids into them. Things 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:37.740 that go fast and look like penises. I had a set 00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:40.940 of Le Mans racing car ones as a kid. I fondly 00:20:40.940 --> 00:20:42.420 remember those. That's the first time I heard 00:20:42.420 --> 00:20:45.039 of the car manufacturer Lola, and it stuck with 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:48.740 me as a Le Mans race. I've done that joke again. 00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:52.799 I've had a space colony set, which was full of 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:56.720 70s concept album art looking. That's cool. Yeah. 00:20:56.920 --> 00:20:59.359 I distinctly remember that set. I'm pretty sure 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:02.880 I had a warship set and I'm pretty sure I had 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:05.859 a train set as well. I distinctly remember buying 00:21:05.859 --> 00:21:10.119 the Top Trumps poos for my two oldest nephews, 00:21:10.119 --> 00:21:12.339 Harry and Max, to play when they were much younger 00:21:12.339 --> 00:21:14.559 than they are now. Were they just literal photos 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:19.279 of poo or animated? They were, you can get two 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:22.079 different types of this particular deck of cards, 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:24.759 I believe, because I have seen literal photographic 00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:28.660 ones, but I got the illustrated version for the 00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:31.279 boys. More safe for work. But yeah, it was like, 00:21:31.339 --> 00:21:36.640 you know, weight, smell, power, you know, colour, 00:21:36.900 --> 00:21:40.220 texture. Yeah, it was gross, but they loved it. 00:21:40.840 --> 00:21:42.960 Apparently, when Waddingtons took over, this 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:44.400 is the last bit of information I can remember 00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:46.859 from my cards, when Waddingtons took over in 00:21:46.859 --> 00:21:49.299 about the 80s doing Top Trumps, those are the 00:21:49.299 --> 00:21:52.019 really collectible ones, apparently. Ah, so to 00:21:52.019 --> 00:21:54.140 keep an eye out for early 80s Waddingtons Top 00:21:54.140 --> 00:21:55.779 Trumps. Yeah, there are probably going to be 00:21:55.779 --> 00:21:57.440 a lot more than these in the charity shop, though. 00:21:57.640 --> 00:22:00.640 I think they were a pound or £1 .99, that deck, 00:22:00.740 --> 00:22:02.519 the Breaking Bad ones. Well, that's doing all 00:22:02.519 --> 00:22:04.880 right. Yeah. Oh, I did go to a car boot sale. 00:22:05.099 --> 00:22:07.160 I say car boot sale. That's how it was advertised 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:09.380 as in the community centre down the road from 00:22:09.380 --> 00:22:12.259 me. Yeah. Completely indoors on those fold -out 00:22:12.259 --> 00:22:15.299 tables. One person did have a set of Top Trump 00:22:15.299 --> 00:22:17.519 cards that I was looking at. They seemed to have 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:20.599 them all turned inside. Oh, wait. Are you trying 00:22:20.599 --> 00:22:23.279 to rip somebody off? Look at them. FHM Cover 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:26.319 Girls. Oh, I see. I didn't bother. I just had 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:29.519 a chuckle. That's probably one of the only things 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:32.460 I can remember being there. That's funny. Oh, 00:22:32.480 --> 00:22:34.400 there was a gold one of those Daleks that I've 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:37.480 got. Oh, there's a pair of those for sale on 00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:39.599 Facebook Marketplace at the moment. I didn't 00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:41.880 ask how much the gold one was at the shop. I've 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:44.140 got one already. It's taken up enough space on 00:22:44.140 --> 00:22:47.839 the bloody shelf. And some guy had some indoor 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:52.000 kooky decoration, half a skeleton, like hands 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:55.779 up. And that was, looked like it was spray painted 00:22:55.779 --> 00:22:58.640 gold. Nice. Rattle cant. Lovely. Should have 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:00.240 got that for Jackson and Abby for the studio. 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:02.519 Oh, if they have another carb week sale, I don't 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:04.799 think he would have shifted it. It's definitely 00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:07.750 a niche item. Fair enough. He's probably hanging 00:23:07.750 --> 00:23:11.329 on to that for a while. Halloween's soon. Photographs 00:23:11.329 --> 00:23:14.609 of all our tat on the blog, lightly used, .co 00:23:14.609 --> 00:23:17.329 .uk. Guess what we're going to be doing next? 00:23:21.029 --> 00:23:23.930 In lieu of a board game, and despite us doing 00:23:23.930 --> 00:23:26.910 this already, we're playing Top Trumps again. 00:23:27.289 --> 00:23:29.869 Oh, thanks for waiting for me to not talk while 00:23:29.869 --> 00:23:32.589 you clack at those cards. Right, fuck it, that's 00:23:32.589 --> 00:23:36.700 staying in. I'm not editing it. I didn't think 00:23:36.700 --> 00:23:40.880 you'd mind. I'm sorry. 10 cards each. Let's just 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:45.339 fly through this segment. Okay. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 00:23:45.380 --> 00:23:51.579 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 00:23:51.779 --> 00:23:55.859 19, 20. There you go. You can go first. We're 00:23:55.859 --> 00:23:58.599 doing these face down and just picking whichever 00:23:58.599 --> 00:24:03.259 one comes first. Yeah. Okay. I will go for family 00:24:03.259 --> 00:24:06.759 values. Oh, you're going to win there. 70. How 00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:10.799 many? 70. 7 -0. Oh. And who's your character? 00:24:11.420 --> 00:24:15.119 The Salamanca brothers. Okay. I've got Gustavo 00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:19.960 Fring. So with 17 at family values, you win that 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:24.079 card. This is already a reverse of last time. 00:24:24.180 --> 00:24:25.859 No one's ever going to believe that I beat you 00:24:25.859 --> 00:24:33.859 at Top Trumps. Family values? Mm -hmm. 25? 70. 00:24:34.579 --> 00:24:38.140 Tuco Salamanca. I didn't have much to choose 00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:42.579 from. It's Gail Boticu. Oh, yeah. Sucks for you. 00:24:42.819 --> 00:24:50.220 Yep. Right. Let's see. I will go Temper, 44. 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:56.480 Oh, you win. 27. Ted Beneke. Ah, Jack Welker 00:24:56.480 --> 00:25:02.460 beat Ted. Okay. Hank Schrader. Who shall I pick 00:25:02.460 --> 00:25:06.660 for you, Hank Schrader? Or shall I make it interesting? 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:10.019 I'll go interesting. Influence, 41. Oh, I've 00:25:10.019 --> 00:25:16.019 got Jane, who choked on her own vomit. Jessie's 00:25:16.019 --> 00:25:19.660 ex -girlfriend, 30. Right, okay. I mean, I could 00:25:19.660 --> 00:25:22.220 have gone Family Values, which is like 89, but 00:25:22.220 --> 00:25:23.880 I don't want to keep doing Family Values, you 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:25.940 know? I'd like to see what the other ones have 00:25:25.940 --> 00:25:35.630 got. Okay. Temper, 41. Oh, 11. You win Saul Goodman. 00:25:35.829 --> 00:25:41.430 Yeah. And I had Todd Alquist. Oh, the helper 00:25:41.430 --> 00:25:45.849 that was an absolute lunatic. Yes. Okay. Bad, 00:25:46.289 --> 00:25:50.650 22. Oh, you just beat me. 21. You get Jesse. 00:25:51.289 --> 00:25:53.730 Victor beats Jesse on badness. Oh, that makes 00:25:53.730 --> 00:25:59.460 sense. Only by like one point. Okay. Temper, 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:05.039 42. Oh, you win again. 30. Who have you got? 00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:09.539 Andrea. I've got Crazy Eight. Narcotics Anonymous. 00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:16.880 Okay, let's do something interesting. Influence, 00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:23.000 42. Oh, you definitely win. I get one. That's 00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:32.720 Wendy the Hooker. Skylar White. Right. Brains 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:35.380 13. Oh, you're going to win this. Where is it? 00:26:35.619 --> 00:26:37.880 Top one. Just by looking at the character, I 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:39.900 knew you were going to win this. It's Badger. 00:26:40.140 --> 00:26:44.099 Oh, poor Badger. Okay, last card. Well, last 00:26:44.099 --> 00:26:46.519 time we've had those, I think you had Badger, 00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:50.079 I had Skinny Pete. Weirdly. And we both played 00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:51.980 those cards against each other. You've got Skinny 00:26:51.980 --> 00:26:56.900 Pete next. Skinny Pete is my last card. I'm going... 00:26:57.259 --> 00:26:59.539 Family values, 40. Oh, I'm going to win that 00:26:59.539 --> 00:27:02.740 card off you. 91. I've got Marie Schrader. Nice. 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:05.859 You did a good job. Right. You've easily won. 00:27:05.940 --> 00:27:08.180 I've got four cards there. Yeah. So I've taken 00:27:08.180 --> 00:27:12.319 six cards off of you. No, I've taken eight cards 00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.000 off of you. If you've got four, because two of 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:16.359 them are yours and two of them are mine. Yeah. 00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:18.720 Right, you win either way. Good game. Thanks, 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:20.059 Top Tramps. Same result as last time, though. 00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:22.039 It is the same. Look, I beat you twice at one 00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:24.519 game, but anyone will not believe me that it 00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:26.819 was two times beating is only going to be a singular 00:27:26.819 --> 00:27:29.799 thrashing, I'm afraid, because the other is not 00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:32.180 in evidence. I can attest that. Both times you 00:27:32.180 --> 00:27:33.920 played Top Tramps, you've beaten me. Oh, that's 00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:35.740 very generous of you. Thank you. Fucked who was 00:27:35.740 --> 00:27:39.470 on the blog of a deck of cards. Likely used. 00:27:39.630 --> 00:27:43.170 .co .uk. I was just very aware I'm ending every 00:27:43.170 --> 00:27:45.890 segment with that. The photos on the blog, mate. 00:27:46.049 --> 00:27:48.930 Which is going to look at bloody photos on fucking 00:27:48.930 --> 00:27:51.890 blog. I've worked so hard to get that website 00:27:51.890 --> 00:27:54.430 up and running and DJ does all this shouting 00:27:54.430 --> 00:27:57.309 background shit. The least you can do is go and 00:27:57.309 --> 00:28:00.009 check on me link. We're going to say that in 00:28:00.009 --> 00:28:01.809 the outro and this is the very last thing Ed 00:28:01.809 --> 00:28:05.849 will say as part of the outro. It's repeating 00:28:05.849 --> 00:28:12.430 ourselves. Be warned, ladies, gentlemen, and 00:28:12.430 --> 00:28:14.809 all of those in between who identify however 00:28:14.809 --> 00:28:18.410 they choose, furry or otherwise. I have brought 00:28:18.410 --> 00:28:23.970 you Dentist Jokes by Chester Croker. And I am 00:28:23.970 --> 00:28:28.450 sorry. I don't think that's his real name. I 00:28:28.450 --> 00:28:31.670 have to be honest. I think the word joke is implied 00:28:31.670 --> 00:28:35.750 heavily within inverted commas for much of the 00:28:35.750 --> 00:28:37.710 content of this book. Yeah, we'll be the judge 00:28:37.710 --> 00:28:39.470 of that. I mean, it's not even very long. But 00:28:39.470 --> 00:28:42.849 I think Chester Choker is a slightly better name. 00:28:43.130 --> 00:28:48.069 His friends call him Chester the Jester or Croker 00:28:48.069 --> 00:28:51.349 the Joker. He has no friends to call him that. 00:28:51.490 --> 00:28:53.829 Apparently they're all dentists. Okay, so Dentist 00:28:53.829 --> 00:28:56.009 Jokes, the ultimate collection of dental jokes 00:28:56.009 --> 00:28:59.250 published by Glowworm Press by Chester Croker. 00:28:59.849 --> 00:29:02.789 Jokes for dentists. We know that visiting your 00:29:02.789 --> 00:29:05.710 dentist isn't always a barrel of laughs and being 00:29:05.710 --> 00:29:08.569 a dentist can be tough, but we can still give 00:29:08.569 --> 00:29:11.769 you plenty to smile about. Ha ha ha. We have 00:29:11.769 --> 00:29:15.089 many pearls of wisdom to share with you, so brace 00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:17.630 yourself for plenty of laughs in this bumper 00:29:17.630 --> 00:29:20.670 collection of dentist jokes. No, you can't make 00:29:20.670 --> 00:29:24.210 me brace myself. I won't. Okay, don't be braced. 00:29:24.269 --> 00:29:27.470 It might hurt. Disclaimer. All rights reserved, 00:29:27.609 --> 00:29:29.349 no part of this publication may be reproduced 00:29:29.349 --> 00:29:31.109 in any form or by any means without the written 00:29:31.109 --> 00:29:32.650 permission of the publisher. The information 00:29:32.650 --> 00:29:34.950 herein is offered for informational purposes 00:29:34.950 --> 00:29:37.269 only and is universal as so. The presentation 00:29:37.269 --> 00:29:39.730 of the information is without contract or any 00:29:39.730 --> 00:29:41.910 type of guarantee assurance under no circumstances 00:29:41.910 --> 00:29:43.990 would any legal responsibility or blame be held 00:29:43.990 --> 00:29:45.950 against the author for any reparation damages 00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:48.309 or monetary loss due to the information herein 00:29:48.309 --> 00:29:51.329 either directly or indirectly. The disclaimer 00:29:51.329 --> 00:29:53.190 in the book is better than any of the actual 00:29:53.190 --> 00:29:55.619 content. Yeah. Should I read the... I'm not going 00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:57.940 to read the foreword. I'm just going to tell 00:29:57.940 --> 00:30:00.119 you what sections there are in the book because, 00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:04.319 believe it or not, there's seven. There's seven 00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:08.279 sections in a joke book for dentists. Ugh. Right. 00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:10.680 Chapter one, introduction. Chapter two, one line 00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:12.819 of dentist jokes. Chapter three, question and 00:30:12.819 --> 00:30:15.500 answer dentist jokes. Chapter four, short dentist 00:30:15.500 --> 00:30:19.059 jokes. Chapter five... longer dentist jokes uh 00:30:19.059 --> 00:30:22.619 chapter six uh dentist pickup lines which i will 00:30:22.619 --> 00:30:25.519 read you some of and i warn you now it may make 00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:28.019 you vomit so grab yourself a bucket and chapter 00:30:28.019 --> 00:30:32.000 seven is bumper stickers for dentists so let's 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:36.039 just have a quick random page opening okay there's 00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:40.740 not even any page numbers in this uh i went to 00:30:40.740 --> 00:30:43.319 the dentist for some root canal work and i am 00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:53.890 afraid to say i lost my nerve a book never written 00:30:53.890 --> 00:30:56.990 but really should be pain management by nova 00:30:56.990 --> 00:31:03.809 kane question what does a dentist do on a roller 00:31:03.809 --> 00:31:11.009 coaster answer he braces himself it's already 00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:14.200 been that joke has already been The bracing of 00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:17.099 oneself has already been used several times before 00:31:17.099 --> 00:31:19.599 I got to a joke with the actual brace word in 00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:23.920 it. Question. What did the grizzly bear eat after 00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:27.920 he'd had his teeth taken out? Answer. The dentist. 00:31:30.180 --> 00:31:33.500 Right. I'm skipping the longer ones. Let's go 00:31:33.500 --> 00:31:39.000 to some pick -up lines. Everybody... Sitting 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:42.960 in comfortably. Strapped in. Stick your tongue 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:46.940 out, father, for me. Why don't you lie back and 00:31:46.940 --> 00:31:50.660 let me fill your cavities? Hello there. It looks 00:31:50.660 --> 00:31:53.799 like you've got a hole that needs filling. What 00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:58.500 year was this book? I don't know. That's a good 00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:00.339 question, actually. I don't know. It was printed 00:32:00.339 --> 00:32:04.799 by Amazon. Oh, so it's not from the 70s then? 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:09.130 No, this is a very, very recent. Okay, here's 00:32:09.130 --> 00:32:11.309 another gross one. I'd like to drill you and 00:32:11.309 --> 00:32:17.269 fill you. Be with me and you can be struck by 00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:22.750 whitening. Fucking hell. If anyone has ever used... 00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:27.910 Okay, I'm about to say two things, one of which 00:32:27.910 --> 00:32:31.470 I may regret. If anyone's ever used any of these 00:32:31.470 --> 00:32:33.809 lines, you should be fully ashamed of yourself. 00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:36.799 If you are not someone who has used one of these 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:38.559 lines, but you are planning on going out and 00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:41.400 picking up somebody, if you can prove to me that 00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:43.579 you have used one of these lines in your pickup 00:32:43.579 --> 00:32:48.059 attempt successful or not, I may or may not send 00:32:48.059 --> 00:32:52.619 you a tenner. I'd like to rinse and repeat with 00:32:52.619 --> 00:32:56.980 you. Did you know that semen contains zinc and 00:32:56.980 --> 00:32:59.259 calcium, both of which are proven to prevent 00:32:59.259 --> 00:33:05.259 tooth decay? Charming. It's not making actual 00:33:05.259 --> 00:33:08.940 toothpaste out of cum though, are they? No. If 00:33:08.940 --> 00:33:11.519 you were polishing a disc, you'd be super fan. 00:33:12.579 --> 00:33:17.440 Fuck. These are awful. Yeah. Oh, and the last, 00:33:17.460 --> 00:33:21.059 the last pickup line, the greatest of them all, 00:33:21.180 --> 00:33:23.839 which I can only imagine Donald Trump will be 00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:26.700 sad that he's never thought to use himself. Lie 00:33:26.700 --> 00:33:29.299 back and let me do a detailed cavity search. 00:33:30.220 --> 00:33:31.900 They let you grab them by the tonsils when you're 00:33:31.900 --> 00:33:36.480 famous. Gross. And I'm not even going to bother 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:38.059 with the bumper stickers because everything else 00:33:38.059 --> 00:33:40.819 is so shit. This is literally the shittest book. 00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:43.599 I've been talking about it for seven minutes 00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:46.680 and that is already more time than Chester Croker 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:49.380 deserves. He is a real person. I forgot there's 00:33:49.380 --> 00:33:51.880 a photo of him on the back. Well, it's not a 00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.339 photo. It's an illustration. Claiming to be him. 00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:59.420 Chester Croker, I'm very sorry. But you, sir, 00:34:00.089 --> 00:34:04.430 are not amusing. That's one time I hope something's 00:34:04.430 --> 00:34:07.130 actually AI, this entire book. Fingers crossed. 00:34:07.150 --> 00:34:09.710 Chats, GBT, make a book about dentist jokes. 00:34:10.469 --> 00:34:14.349 Yeah. It's a shit book. Also, from the car boot 00:34:14.349 --> 00:34:16.250 sale, the same place that the two pin badges 00:34:16.250 --> 00:34:18.610 came from, the book cost me a pound. Different 00:34:18.610 --> 00:34:21.110 lady was selling it. Don't let that book put 00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:22.989 you off that car boot sale. There were quality 00:34:22.989 --> 00:34:25.110 items there. There were quality items there. 00:34:25.170 --> 00:34:27.369 The book wasn't one of them. This might have 00:34:27.369 --> 00:34:31.400 to be... The first item we've ever burnt after 00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:34.039 a show? Well, you're reading my mind to a certain 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:36.260 degree. Remember before how I said Blobby needed 00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:38.059 to be burnt and buried and never seen again? 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:43.000 This might have to be like the kindling for Blobby. 00:34:43.219 --> 00:34:46.239 Because I still have Blobby. We need to go down 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.219 to the beach and do a ritual offering. Yeah, 00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:49.940 I'm going to look into this. That's something 00:34:49.940 --> 00:34:52.400 we can do in our month off. Oh yeah, we can film 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:55.710 it and entertain everybody. Yeah, the KLF burnt 00:34:55.710 --> 00:34:57.570 a million quid. We're going to burn the Mr. Blobby 00:34:57.570 --> 00:35:02.130 doll in the joke book. KLF. In the name of art. 00:35:03.289 --> 00:35:11.750 No, not art. He's a bastard. Thank you very much 00:35:11.750 --> 00:35:13.750 for listening once again. Now, we're going to 00:35:13.750 --> 00:35:15.570 be taking a bit of a break and going monthly 00:35:15.570 --> 00:35:19.829 for a while because I need a few weekends to 00:35:19.829 --> 00:35:22.329 sort some stuff out. Yeah, it's been... We've 00:35:22.329 --> 00:35:26.090 had a really good year of recording, but podcasting 00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:30.010 has taken over everything. So we are kind of 00:35:30.010 --> 00:35:33.150 a little bit lacking in some areas of our lives, 00:35:33.210 --> 00:35:35.670 like maybe there's cobwebs in the corners of 00:35:35.670 --> 00:35:37.610 our rooms and the curtains haven't been done. 00:35:37.710 --> 00:35:39.630 You know, there was no spring cleaning done this 00:35:39.630 --> 00:35:42.449 year or, you know, you and I have not been out 00:35:42.449 --> 00:35:44.710 and just had a fun weekend somewhere for the 00:35:44.710 --> 00:35:47.369 sake of it. It's all podcast related. Work, work, 00:35:47.369 --> 00:35:50.230 work. Yeah. So we're both taking a little bit 00:35:50.230 --> 00:35:52.519 of a break. But it's not a permanent thing. We're 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:55.139 not going anywhere. We're not dying. We shall 00:35:55.139 --> 00:35:58.300 remain. And if we get to a point where we'd like 00:35:58.300 --> 00:36:00.780 to come back and do fortnightly, we will. Except 00:36:00.780 --> 00:36:03.139 at the moment, I've got friends, good friends, 00:36:03.179 --> 00:36:05.300 I've not seen in over a year. I just haven't 00:36:05.300 --> 00:36:08.219 had the time to catch up with you. So for the 00:36:08.219 --> 00:36:10.679 next little while, we'll be going monthly. We've 00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:12.820 got some adventures planned in the Tetmobile. 00:36:13.340 --> 00:36:16.260 A few things, some irons in the fire. Yes, absolutely. 00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:18.039 And we need to record them before somebody else 00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:22.239 goes and takes that idea. Adam's archive? No, 00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.619 we can't play stuff off the mini -disc that I've 00:36:24.619 --> 00:36:27.559 done years ago. Now that idea's been taken. We 00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:29.119 were faffing around too long before we got this 00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:33.820 bloody desk to put it in. Also, some news. Friend 00:36:33.820 --> 00:36:36.099 of the show, James Pickford, he's been doing 00:36:36.099 --> 00:36:39.460 his own podcast, Super A to Z. He's gaming his 00:36:39.460 --> 00:36:41.639 way alphabetically through all the SNES titles. 00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:44.400 Four episodes as time of recording? Yeah, I think 00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:46.119 he's done four. You haven't got too many to catch 00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:48.320 up on, and look at that. Excellent. And we're 00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:50.559 not even really gamers. No, excellent quality, 00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:53.039 lovely audio. James is hilarious. I really like 00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:54.860 listening to him and I chat to him a little bit 00:36:54.860 --> 00:36:58.460 as well outside. Link in the blog. Yeah. Please 00:36:58.460 --> 00:37:02.159 go and find him and show him your love because 00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:04.539 he's definitely worth it. I've got to find a 00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:08.420 better way of ending these links. Pictures on 00:37:08.420 --> 00:37:11.639 the vlog, yeah. Internet things, we've got social 00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:14.199 media. Yeah, we've got all that, yeah, yeah. 00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:17.739 You guys know, like, obviously, unless this is 00:37:17.739 --> 00:37:20.000 the first episode you've ever listened to. In 00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:24.300 which case, go to lightlyused .co .uk. Episode 00:37:24.300 --> 00:37:27.679 two might be a better place to start. Yeah. That's 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:30.380 the first Johnny Turnip. That's true, that's 00:37:30.380 --> 00:37:32.480 true. They missed the start of Nessie. And the 00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:34.960 audio quality has improved over time. I think 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.110 it was episode four we've actually... sorted 00:37:37.110 --> 00:37:39.809 out the recordings yeah anyway we are part of 00:37:39.809 --> 00:37:43.449 the studio channel 84 network home to the variety 00:37:43.449 --> 00:37:46.610 show the untitled sci -fi show who takes the 00:37:46.610 --> 00:37:49.110 socks off socks on off their minisode series 00:37:49.110 --> 00:37:52.150 and the land before prime the five minute movie 00:37:52.150 --> 00:37:55.230 review podcast focusing on physical media and 00:37:55.230 --> 00:37:58.809 current cinema releases find us all at channel 00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:04.260 84 dot co dot uk listen share tell a friend and 00:38:04.260 --> 00:38:06.239 make sure they all listen as well and also send 00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:09.920 them James's way for super a to z please do right 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:12.159 next episode you'll hear from us in two weeks 00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:15.059 time will be a turnip tales we're off for a bit 00:38:15.059 --> 00:38:19.079 back on September the 27th thanks for listening 00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:23.719 bye night night everyone night night Adam and 00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:27.380 Karen have been lightly used Visit lightlyused 00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:31.280 .co .uk for more. To get in touch, email pod 00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:41.420 at lightlyused .co .uk. Oh, Mush, do you know 00:38:41.420 --> 00:38:44.860 what time it is? What time is it? It's not tat 00:38:44.860 --> 00:38:46.760 in a box time. We just done that a few minutes 00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:51.239 ago. Oh, is it time to go home? No, we are, well, 00:38:51.300 --> 00:38:53.980 technically you are at home already. No, it is 00:38:53.980 --> 00:38:56.369 time for a bibliotap. Oh, it's a bit before that 00:38:56.369 --> 00:38:57.789 time. Yes, a bit before bedtime. But after the 00:38:57.789 --> 00:39:00.590 other time. I mean, we always record after bedtime, 00:39:00.849 --> 00:39:03.550 but also before bedtime. It depends on which 00:39:03.550 --> 00:39:05.789 direction you're looking. But it's between the 00:39:05.789 --> 00:39:08.449 times. It's between the time of we started, but 00:39:08.449 --> 00:39:10.829 not the end time of the show. We're in the in 00:39:10.829 --> 00:39:23.809 -between times. Right. So, bibliotap. This was 00:39:23.809 --> 00:39:27.690 a Studio Channel 84 network show. To find more, 00:39:27.849 --> 00:39:31.949 head over to channel84 .co .uk now.