one two three four we have got some i can hear
you now good good oh you must be listening to
what comes through the recorder i must be listening
straight through the desk oh that's not confusing
at all Should we have eaten after we recorded?
I've got to be honest, I was starting to feel
a little bit sleepy before you said, all right,
okay, let's go and record. All right, then. We
need to stop going to that chip shop for that
time. Well, maybe we should just stop getting
a large portion of chips. We needed them today,
though. To be fair, I ate almost all of my chips,
and I don't normally do that. I'm glad we didn't
get... Sausage as well. I could have easily eaten
more, but I think you'd have regretted it. I'm
regretting it now. So the second after. Poor
food baby in your belly. He doesn't know what
to do with itself. Like food alien. That was
exactly what to do. That's what I'm afraid of.
As long as it works its way out the correct direction.
I don't want anything bursting out of your belly
button. I'm looking forward to the correct way
out. This is Rightly Used with Adam and Karen.
Hello. We are awake. We are. But very, very tired.
Oh, we're tired. Yeah, we are. This is becoming
a bit of a theme. But this time it's because
I did exercise. You've worked really hard today
and I hung some washing outside and sat on a
deck chair for 20 minutes until I got too warm
and then went and took myself to bed for an hour.
It was still warm there, though. It was, but
at least I wasn't in direct sunlight. I feel
like I've cleaned the car. I've done a damn good
job of it. Bunny is looking sparkling. Thank
you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. Car
cleaning there. I know, it needs to be a little
bit more. I'm not so down to the details. I've
got a clay bar. I don't know. I'm not made of
money. I don't enjoy doing it that much. I should
have put that on the Christmas list for you.
No, no, no, no. Please don't. I might unlock
a new obsession or something. That's a good point.
The podcast already takes up enough time. Plus,
you can't reach to the roof. I have to apologise
for the last episode. It was already running
short without likely used news. And then when
I was editing, I found out only the start of
the game is recorded, not even up to us starting
actually playing Dumb Criminals. No idea what
happened. We did record two parts, but it just
picked up from where we were and there was references
to our players and how far along we'd got in
the game. So I can't even kind of merge the two
bits together because there's no even start of
gameplay. Yeah. Yeah, so it wasn't great. And
so the bibliotek and the outro segments, they
were stretched by around 5 % to 6%. hoping this
record's okay fingers crossed it is kind of kind
of noticeable well if people listen on like one
and a half times speed they won't know it comes
in sort of waves like i tried to get it consistent
but no i don't know what happened there the argument
for the fancy mixer becomes even stronger yeah
plus fancy mixer yeah of course you I had a big
night out. Me? I did. You did have a big night
out. I did. A surprise theatre ticket. Yeah,
Lexi took me on a date night. Short notice, I
was supposed to be coming over here. It was the
Thursday before the last bank holiday. And I
texted him in the afternoon. I was like, oh,
I'm not coming over tonight. I'm going out to
the theatre with Lexi to watch Greg Davis do
his current stand -up tour, which is called Full
Fat Legend. And how many Gs are you pronouncing
Greg Davis with? All of the Gs. Greg. Confessions
from group text. How many Gs? I start throwing.
is there an e in the survey sorry full confession
i did spell greg davis like greg's the place
where you go get pasties in group chat and then
pretty much corrected myself almost immediately
but not quick enough i think it's one of the
things if you think about it you're gonna get
it wrong whereas you just yeah how i'd normally
do without thinking of it will be the right way
yeah But did you have a good night? I had a great
time. Alexei had a really good time too. I laughed
so hard. At one point, I was nearly sick in my
hands. That's not because I was turned off by
it or anything. I was just laughing so hard I'd
forgotten to breathe. I think there may have
been like a hiccup -y type situation developing.
But anyway, I managed to hold down whatever it
was I'd eaten that day. I can't recall now. I've
slept since then, thankfully. That's a quote
for the poster. Yeah, I did tweet him. I think
I sent him a tweet saying... Saw you at Swansea
Arena last night. Laughed so hard I nearly hurled.
I haven't seen a response to it. And it's fine
if I never get one. But I've wanted to see Greg
Davis live for a long time. And he did not disappoint.
He was a real entertainer. And like all good
comedians, engaged with the audience in various
ways, lost track multiple times, laughed at himself
because he knew what was coming. And there was
a particular woman in the audience right at the
front that had given him a very stern look early
on. And he was like, I'm laughing because I know
what I know what's coming. And I am already imagining
the response from this woman. So that whole like.
relationship became part of the show and there
was another woman, believe it or not, there is
another woman in Swansea that cackles louder
than me. No. I shit you not. But, yeah, was Essel
Sears there or something? She was out laughing
me in the crowd. Because, you know, my laugh
is pretty distinctive. when I get going you can
spot yourself on the recording all the time all
the cheap show lives I can hear my laughter in
the background and then I send timestamp clips
to my parents going look listen to this 10 seconds
it's me laughing I was there what was the name
of the talk Full fat legend. And it's brilliant.
It's basically like a story of self -discovery
of an upper middle -aged man who doesn't really
know who he is, what he wants to do when he grows
up and all of that stuff. It's all very relatable,
very funny. I don't think Lexi fancies him quite
as much now as she did before we saw the show.
But yeah, Greg Davis live. Excellent gig. Just
fucking brilliant. Yeah, really good. Follow
-up as well. Gareth Gwynne of I'm So Not Over
It, after you've mentioned yourself, forgot it.
He said, I can share that video of Muppet him
recounting the story of our Fletcher and the
door pooper. And the photo when we both had our
work parties coincidentally at the same night.
We got back roughly the same time and they were
coincidentally both theme parties. Gareth's theme
was superheroes. He put a lot more effort in.
He went as Inspector Gadget. Nice. My work party
was Hollywood. I didn't shave and borrow a baseball
cap. I went to sign up Bob. Yeah, well, yeah.
I mean, if I had your looks, I'd have done the
same. Very low effort. But you can see the photo
and the video from... Well, sorry, the video
and the photo is from 2007. Right. That'll be
on likelyused .co .uk. Right. Other things that
I've been up to recently. I bought a new to me
mobile phone handset. It's like two or three
upgrades from the one that I had. So same brand,
same like professional level phone with camera
and shit. Because I buy phones for the cameras,
not for their functionality. Don't know why.
Maybe I should just buy a camera. A camera that
takes calls. Yeah. You can text on. Yes. Yeah.
So, yeah, smart camera. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, working
it that way around. Nobody buys phones for the
phones anymore. I wonder if smart camera would
have worked better as a selling point than a
smartphone. Hmm, interesting. Anyway. It might
be a parallel universe. Yeah, maybe. Something
tangented off. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere in another
dimension, there's me going, I fucking love these
smart cameras. Everyone's wearing their cameras
around their necks. And that's all their life,
is hanging around their necks. On big lanyards.
Anyway, it took me two days. To transfer all
of my data and shit over from my old phone to
my new phone. Continuously? On and off for two
days. It then downloaded every single photo from
my... google cloud storage onto this new handset
there's like 17 000 photos on this phone now
that i've i'm gradually deleting like 900 or
so at a time because by the time i've clicked
that many i'm bored every photo you've taken
since you've had a gmail address pretty much
yeah um 2009 -ish. That's a lot of data. Yeah,
it is. I wonder what Google has done with all
of it. So yeah, I am glad that I've got the new
phone. It works exactly the same as the old phone.
But I have had it reaffirmed to me that I am
a Luddite. I'm not good with technology. All
of these clever copy my data, copy my phone apps,
Google doing the direct data transfer, WhatsApp
doing exactly the same. Can I figure that shit
out? Can I fuck? Whatever happened to the days
when you just copy everything to your SIM card?
I know. And pop that in. I know. And because
my old phone had two email addresses on it plus
a SIM card, all of my contacts were saved in
between three different places. So some of them
were coming up as names with no numbers. Some
of them were coming up as numbers with no names.
And some people were on their duplicated times.
I've figured it mostly out now. But yeah, new
technology makes me feel very, very, very old.
Yeah. Anything with touchscreen, I'm not a huge
fan of. No, you're not. Give me some buttons
and knobs and dials and switches. Yeah, yeah.
Even a good old lever. Actual, tangible, mechanical
things. If something goes wrong, if something
breaks, it can be replaced as a single component.
I like that. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. And you
only need one size spanner. to change any part
on whatever the thing is. Like an ancient Land
Rover, where you just need a 12mm spanner and
it fixes the world. Did I ever tell you one of
the main reasons I really fucking hate touchscreens
and my worst ever experience of touchscreens?
I don't think so. I kept quiet, but yeah, I did
used to do stuff on local radio years ago. The
one time I covered a show, I mostly did at one
station. It was an overnight show on three stations
that were on the same network. Me and my mate
who did the other Nights of the Week, I agree
with him. It was cheaper for us to do that than
for them to get a security guard to look after
two buildings. So if there's somebody in there,
it makes it sound like it's occupied. Yeah. Anyway.
I went to this one other radio station and I
got to cover one show, a drive -time show. Afternoon,
everyone's coming home. Prime time. I was only
ever shown how to use the Playout computer system
with a touchscreen. Now, this touchscreen, it
was just on one screen and it was an older type
with that kind of plasticky coating that was
over the top and kind of just a little bit away
from the screen but also touching the screen.
Radio presenters being absolute fucking morons
that we are. How to work it is a big button that
says go. Literally, that's it. Everything's built.
All the songs are in there. All the jingles,
they're all in order. All you have to do is talk.
It even tells the computer when to stop by itself.
So that's your time to talk for a bit. And when
you're finished talking, press go. Right. Because
that's the bit that every presenter, since the
computer system was installed, however many years
ago, so that's several thousand times over how
many days and months and years, That touchscreen
had worn off. And nobody had shown me any other
way to use it other than press go. Oh. And nothing.
Okay, there's just dead air now while I'm working.
Oh, no. No other presenter came in. I went, oh,
press F1 or 1, 2 or 3. Again, I'm just presuming.
Yeah. I don't know how to press them in case
something breaks. There were other DJs in the
building. I couldn't leave the room. Nothing
was happening. Yeah. Yeah. So somebody did come
in to tell me, you know, there's dead air, don't
you? Yes, I'm very aware of it. I think I was
a receptionist. Little help? Oh dear. So yeah,
that's the main experience with touchscreen and
that's never ever going to leave me is touchscreens
are shit. They can fail very, very easily and
absolutely spectacularly. Catastrophic failure.
At least it wasn't in charge of a car or something.
Yeah, driving a train. I had some CDs with me.
I thought, right, you're just going to find out
what I've got in my bag today. This is what we're
playing. Maybe we'll have some adverts if I can
work stuff out. I don't know, but I'll just keep
an eye out for 20 parts so I can do traffic and
travel every 20 minutes and then o 'clock when
it's the news. Other than that, I don't know
what's going to be happening. Oh, no. I wasn't
asked back to do a show. Were you not? Oh, that's
a shame. Nor did anyone ask. What happened with
nobody followed up? That's ridiculous. So none
of them listened to their own radio station,
apparently. I don't know if anyone complained
after. At least somebody would have gone, can
we review this with you? Let's talk through the
tape. And nothing like that. No follow up. What
the fuck was that about? You spent four hours
here. You were in the other studio practicing
on that computer. Yeah, nobody touches the screen
in that as much, do they? Yeah. It's Studio 2.
Oh, God. Oh, what a nightmare. Touchscreens go
fuck right off. Yeah, fair enough. I'll give
you that one. What have we got coming up on the
show? Oh, Christ, you're asking me? Shall I say
what we've got going on? Well, a very protracted
introduction. We are going back to Johnny Turnip
in Lightly Used News. And we've got to have an
announcement. Oh, we do, we do. There's exciting
things happening. I'll tell you in a little bit.
And then I guess there'll be a game of some sort
when we figure out which one we're going to play.
It's Hat in the Box. Bibliotact to finish and
then maybe a protracted outro where we talk about
random shit. Or we could just say thanks for
listening and end it there. We'll see what happens
when we get there. Can I tell you two exciting
things? Oh, yeah. Sorry, before I moved on to
say what's come up in the show, I thought when
you put your book down, I thought... No, no,
no. Two exciting things. We've got more to talk
about, yes. That you don't know anything about.
No, no, that's why I was moving on. Okay, so...
That motorbike that I told you about on eBay.
Oh, yes. Jackson has had a look at it and he's
like, oh, babe, that's so cute. You should so
bid on that. Do you want to let the listeners
know a bit of background? Okay, so Jackson, my
beautiful bestie, has a motorbike. And like all
motorbike enthusiasts, he wants to go out and
ride it. And he's been teasing me for weeks now
because I used to be a biker and then I had a
very bad crash and it put me off, you know, keeping
that bike and then getting another one later
on down the line. And then it was another probably...
six years before I felt confident enough to drive
a car. So I've not really been that keen to go
back to getting a motorbike, but Jackson, every
opportunity he gets, I love you, Jackson, if
you're listening, every opportunity he gets,
he sends me memes, videos of people lounging
around with their bikes, drinking a coffee, checking
their watch, going, oh, God, when is my bestie
going to buy a bike? So... I was looking at Honda
Monkeys on Facebook Marketplace. And amazingly,
they've all sold unless I want to go to Newcastle
upon Tyne to go and get one, which I don't. So
Honda Monkeys are out of the question. Bit of
a ride back on the Monkeys. Yeah, yeah, just
a tad. Trailer. Actually, it'd fit in the back
of your... new van um i forgot we got that yeah
yeah we're so professional guys we're so we're
so two shows you have to talk about in the intro
i know uh so anyway i found um alex moto 125
relatively locally to where we live on ebay it's
got a buy it now price of 1400 pounds and the
first bid was 500 pounds It's got a couple of
days left on it. I might have put a £700 bid
on it this afternoon. And then told Jackson and
he's like, yes, babe! Badass! And I'm like, yeah,
I know. But if I win it, that means I've got
to do my CBT. But I'm not bidding over £700.
That's all I'm, you know. willing to part with
well if you do get it it's a lot of money you've
saved from the asking price that can go towards
cbt yeah i mean even if i was the winning bidder
the guy probably wouldn't let it go for that
but i don't know what the rules are um so yeah
so karen may or may not be adopting two more
wheels at some point in the not too distant future
and she doesn't really know how she feels about
it and then the other exciting thing I am going
on a gunt. A gunt? A what? A ghost, I was trying
to... A ghost. A gunt. I'm going on a gunt. When
are you going on your gunt? On the 6th of September.
Well, where's Haunted? Somewhere in London. Do
you know who's got a... Take with you, don't
you? A jam jar. Exactly. You know I'm taking
a fucking jam jar. You probably didn't have to
take it out of your pocket. They might just be
naturally attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't
know how that works as a ghost hunt. Sorry. Ghost.
That's right. Hunting advice. So, yeah, I'm going
on a ghost hunt. Oh, excellent. Yeah, I'm really
pleased. Thanks to TJ for, like, getting Sanya
to put me on the list and stuff. Thanks. Love
you. Bye. Oh, you're going to have a great old
time. Yeah, so, dear boss, please can I book
the 8th of September off as annual leave for
recovery? Thank you. Yeah, sure, take an extra
day now. There we go. Sounds like you're okay
for it. Yeah, that's all my exciting news. Do
you want to tell people about your new baby?
Oh, there is a Tethmobile 2. I got a lamb. Yay.
That was exciting. Well done. We like the new
van. They're not going to give a shit. It's got
highway maintenance livery and a light bar and
it's fucking brilliant. I love it. It's great.
We'll have some fun in that caddy. I'm afraid
I think. Well, that is what she said. I spent
yesterday giving it a deep clean. Took the ply
lining out of the back. And it's an ex -highway
vehicle. There's bits of tarry pebbles and grit.
Swept all that. I saw a video on YouTube about
how good the little cleaning products are for
such a cheap product. I got a bunch of them.
They are very, very good. Oh, are they? Well,
I mean, Bunny is looking beautiful if you use
those on Bunny. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say,
after I did that on the van, these are very good.
I'm going to put them to some more use actually
cleaning the outside of a car and, yeah, give
your car a good clean over with it today. Yeah,
get the middle of Lidl while they're there. Oh,
excellent. Yay. A pod nod if you're on YouTube.
Oh, I can't remember the guy's channel. Epic
Car Detailing. He's the one that showed off all
the products and how they should be used properly.
Oh, really? Yeah, if you fancy having a good
clean of your car on the cheap, get down to Lidl
and get some of this. Oh, is it bloody oldie?
I don't know. I'm terrible at recommending product.
Whichever one does the Parkside stuff. We are
not sponsored. In the middle aisle. Art, get
working on it, will you? Now, we do have some
exciting additional information to tell you about
Johnny Turnip. God, it's just so exciting today.
You're going to have to wait until the end of
this instalment of Likely to Use These. Okay.
to this. From the Abergavenny Chronicle by Tim
Butters on Monday the 15th of July 2024. Abergavenny
Man claims to have a vision that will change
the world. And Abergavenny Man who went on a
drinking holiday in Llandaffery has claimed that
on the third night he was blessed with a vision
that could turn the world on its head. Oh my
god. Semi -professional paranormal investigator
Johnny Turnip confessed to the Chronicle that
he and his friends' quest to find the final resting
place of King Arthur had hit a bit of a roadblock
in the Carmarthenshire market town because we
were bored out of our skulls and ended up drinking
ourselves senseless every day and night. He explained,
Our sacred mission to resurrect the once and
future king had turned into a bit of a drinking
holiday. Things came to a head on the third day
when JFK Jones broke his ankle when we were racing
down the overflow at Lindbrian Dam and Reservoir
and Shovels. In hindsight, it was a silly thing
to do, but so was visiting Llandaffery. Anyhow,
after JFK had passed out with pain, we had to
bite the bullet and take him to the nearest hospital.
We dumped him there and said he'd done it playing
football. After five minutes of waiting for him
to regain consciousness, we began to get a bit
twitchy, so we left the hospital, jumped in Big
Tony's bed for a rascal, headed back to Llandaffery
for a pint. As you do. Turnip explained, time
is a habit of dragging in Llandaffery, so one
pint turned into eight. And before you knew it...
No one was in a fit state to pick JFK up when
he called. We told him to get a taxi and meet
us back at the castle where we were camping.
In the meantime, we bumped into a Llandavery
local called Cheeky Gill, who was telling us
all about the town that had trapped him and turned
him into a borderline alcoholic. When Cheeky
Gill told us his name, Big Tony, Puerto Rico
Paul and Fast Eddie were howling with laughter.
Not so much because it was a weird nickname,
but because Gill was anything but cheeky. He
was a sort of moody bloke in the pub who scowled
a lot and started fights with better looking
and cooler men. He was alright with us, though.
Probably because he could sense that under the
expensive leisure wearing gold jewellery, we
were all touched by the hand of fate. It's a
GLC in Slender Free! Now is it? You know as I
love you, because I fucks you and buys you checks.
Let me tell you about this toilet I call our
home, said Gil when he got stuck into his six
rum and shrub. A century or two ago... There
were 70 pubs in this neck of the woods for a
lost soul to drink themselves blind. We even
had a beer drinking gort. After saying his piece,
Gil leaned back in his chair and eyed us all
in turn as the sheer magnitude of having 70 pubs
in a town with a population of a little over
2 ,000 began to sink in. Puerto Rico Paul slurped
his lager and said, A thousand pubs wouldn't
be able to keep me in this crap house. Cheeky
Gil eyed him furiously like maniacs in small
towns often do. Leaned forward in his chair,
slammed his fist down on the table, causing our
drinks to spill, and roared, All right, you are,
sir! Every eve I fall asleep drunk and hormonal
with plans to sober up and leave in the morn.
Yet the horror of opening your eyes ain't land
every reason bearable without booze. So I reach
for the nearest bottle. It's a vicious cycle,
boys. Get out while you can. It's too late for
the likes of me. Cheeky Gill then began crying
uncontrollably and shouting for us to get out
of the pub on his town. It was at this moment
some old -timer at the bar pulled out a guitar
and started singing Mr. Tamperine Man. Oh, God.
Before long, the whole pub, all seven of them,
including Gill, were singing merrily along. And,
although we like to sing along as much as the
next man, it had been a long day and decided
to return to the castle and get some kip. Sensible.
We were abandoning our quest to find King Arthur
and leave in the morning. The cost of staying
in Llandaffery was too high. Our collective mental
health had taken a proper kicking as a breaking
point. We'd seen a lot on our travels, but nothing
had quite prepared us for the town that time
forgot. Turnip explained that as they settled
down in their sleeping bags for the last night
amongst the empty beer cans and dog ends that
lay scattered amongst the castle ruins, his last
thought before sleep stole his eyes was, now
that he's probably broken his ankle, I wonder
if JFK Jones will have to wear one of those big
ski boot things. And he fell asleep laughing.
Yet before dawn, he had what he believed was
a waking dream or mystical vision. At first,
he was just like any other morning in Llandaffry,
explained Turnip. The general sense of oppression
and grey clouds was broken only by the occasional
crow that looked like he wanted to eat my eyes.
I strolled round to see the rest of the boys
asleep and snoring, and as I strolled out of
the castle ruins to have a slash, I had the shock
of my life. That big statue of Llewellyn Epgarvidus,
usually perched on the rock there, was walking
towards me. Beneath the helmet, I could see nothing
but these big red eyes glowing in the darkness.
As it approached, I felt compelled to go down
on one knee and said, My prince, you honour me
with your presence. Those red demonic eyes continued
to stare right through me, and as he pointed
his spear at my head, I thought he was going
to impale me. But he simply said in a voice that
sounded like twenty mouths speaking at once,
There now sits at the head of this country a
knight that has neither been tested in combat,
shaped by adversity, or proved worthy of the
seven trials. This shames the land and the generations
of blood spilled on it. What do you say to this?
Well, I didn't vote Labour if that's what you're
getting at. I replied, then again, I never vote
because the government always gets in. Turnip
explained. He seemed to like the wisecrack, and
for a moment, those red eyes of his turned blue
before he boomed. Yours are of a common clay,
Turner, much like the great Arthur himself. Now,
more than ever, this sacred vial has need of
men such as you. Turner revealed, When the Ghostknife
finally revealed where King Arthur was buried
and where Excalibur could be found, I felt like
I have since I was a hyperactive toddler that
broke things a lot. I was a born prince of the
universe, and with the power to change the world,
and come hell or land every, I was going to do
exactly that. To be continued. Brilliant. Now,
the exciting news. Tim Butters has collected
Johnny Turnip's exploits and adventures in a
new book. He hopes will serve as both a warning
and something of a Bible for enthusiastic amateurs.
Yes, my God! What you need to do is beg, borrow,
or buy a copy of my book today. It won't change
your life. Well, that was my ghostwriter, Tim
Butters, using a fixed rate. But it could just
as well change mine. Love it. That's the quote
that comes with the book. Yes! It's called The
Manifest Trials and Tribulations of Johnny Turnip.
It contains the semi -professional paranormal
investigator's complete story, unabridged, unfiltered,
unadulterated, and unexplained. Amazing. It's
available at Amazon. We've both got a copy of
ourselves. We paid for them. They weren't a gift.
Sorry. We got them soon. Thanks, Tim. Yep. Just
got them straight away. They got here really
quickly. Yeah, it was like 24 hours delivery.
Thanks, Amazon. Thank you very much, Mr. Butters.
You'll find a link in the blog post for the episode
at lightlyused .co .uk. I'm so fucking chuffed
that he emailed us. Thank you, Mr. Butters. And
thank you for not telling us off. I genuinely
thought it was going to be a cease and desist
and telling us off for really doing a disservice.
Like, when you tell me that you, like, it was
like nearly the middle of the night, I think,
when you spotted it in the inbox. And you were
like, oh my God, Tim Butters has sent us an email.
I don't know what to do with it. And I'm like,
open it, open it, open it. And Adam's like, what
if it's the cease and desist? And I'm like, fucking
open it. No, we weren't told off. Oh my God.
We do have an update on the bike auction. We
do. There are three days, 14 hours left. So it'll
be well sold by the time you hear this. But as
we're recording this... Yeah, as we're recording
this, I'm the highest bidder at the moment. We'll
see what happens. We will keep you updated. We
will. I'll let you know in the next episode.
But right now... It's time for... Oh, excuse
me. Tat in the box, tat in the box. Tat in the
box. Tat in the box. Tat in the box. Tat in the
box. Tat in the box. Tat in the box. And it's
my turn to go first. Hooray! My eyes are already
closed. My notes are peeking out of my box. Well,
I don't... I need those there. I don't peek at
your box. That's because I wear trousers. Only
a Monday to Friday. It's the weekend as we're
recording this, listeners. It's hot pants weather,
ladies and gentlemen. Right, you need to put
your hands out. Hands are out. Eyes are closed.
Please forgive the straining noises. Item is
between your hands and facing you. Bring your
hands closer together. My hands are getting quite
close. It's not another fucking sausage, is it?
It feels quite narrow so far. Well, that's quite
girthy if I recall the description. Oh, it's
a small thing. Oh. Oh. Kind of disappointing.
Never have it. Genuinely felt smaller. What about
the knobbly bit? I mean, it does happen well.
It does have knobbly bits. Those could be feet,
I suppose. Does it have a front and a back? Yeah,
it was. Yeah, that's the front, yes. That could
be like a pig's nose. It feels like it's wearing
maybe like a fireman's helmet. And that part
is quite shiny. Nice ridge. Thank you. Sounds
like it's made of, I don't know, maybe like poured
clay or resin. It doesn't feel plastic. Feels
like maybe it's painted. Oh, can you guess the
colour? Well, if that's a fireman's helmet. That
should be black, right? Maybe with yellow there?
I don't know. I don't know any firemen. And it
should be in red or blue. I'm trying to remember
London's burning now. And that's the front? Yes.
So is it on its knees? I can't tell you what
this alleged fireman is doing. Those could be
wheels. Is it... I don't fucking know. It feels
like a pig. Wearing a fireman's helmet, but he
doesn't have a tail. Do you want to open your
eyes? It could also be like some sort of vehicle
with a character in it that is fireman Samish.
I don't know. I genuinely don't know what it
is. How about this? Oh, it's a little Hetty.
I've had to hide that from my tech elves in the
back room, just in case you seem to know too
much of my stuff. If it's not there for about
a month or so, maybe you'll forget it exists.
My attention span isn't that long. Oh, cool.
So it is wearing, effectively, a black fireman's
helmet, like the top of a Henry Hoover. And the
body of the Hoover itself, or vacuum, I should
say, because it's not a Hoover, it's a vacuum,
is purple, with a smiley face and a little black
button nose, which is what felt like the pig's
nose. Yeah, it is. Some kind of Henry variant.
I think it's a Hetty. I don't. Now I shall tell
you why. Okay. Pneumatic was founded in Somerset
in 1969. Nice. The first vacuum cleaner designs
are made of a combination of oil drums and everyday
components that are readily available, such as
suitcase handles, furniture casters, and domestic
washing up bowls, to make them simpler and reliable
for commercial use. So if you needed parts, they're
readily available. But the first series commercial
vacuum cleaners were made of steel, the NV2 and
NV250. Apparently the majority of them are still
working over 30 years later. Again, my source
is Pneumatic's website for that. Fair enough.
And they say they still supply parts for them.
Even the very first vacuum cleaner they sold,
you can still get parts for it. No way, that's
insane. The Henry Vac model is as old as me.
Created in 1981. Instantly recognisable to most
Brits and probably quite a few places over the
world by now, to be fair. Hotels and schools
and things like that, or even people's houses.
They're good industrial hoovers. So I haven't
been able to find anything 100 % about this very
small purple toy. In 2014, to celebrate the 150th
anniversary of the original John Lewis store
opening in Oxford Street in London, two exclusive
Henry variants were made. John and Lewis. John
was green. Yeah. Lewis was purple. Oh, so he's
a Lewis. But they did say John and Lewis, where
we would say Henry, they had been named them.
I'm guessing maybe it might be too small. I couldn't
find anything to say that a promotional toy was
given away with them, but I think Hetty has eyelashes
as well. Ah, yeah. So, yeah, that's the only
thing I can find relating to a purple version
of a Henry Hoover or Henry Vacuum is a John Lewis
promotional one, and this might be Lewis. And
apparently they're only available for a few months.
Cool. I did find one online. They said it was
sold out to come for about £260. I don't know
how long ago that was online. And it's from photos.
It looks like, yeah, Lewis is a bit of a darker
shade of purple than the actual toy. I can't
find anything at all about this toy. I wonder
if that's just a knockoff one. So it doesn't
say pneumatic or anything on it. It doesn't say
anything on it. No. It's cool, though. I like
him. I can only think. The official company would
go through the trouble of making that. Yeah.
Otherwise, you'd just make an actual one instead
of the toy. Maybe. Instead of a model, sorry.
You'd have actual working wheels and stuff on
it. Yeah, like a matchbox type set up. Yeah,
I think this is a Lewis. I would like to agree
with you. All right. It's my turn to guess. Cool.
All right, close your eyes. Eyes are closed.
Is that far enough apart? Oh, yeah, plenty. Okay.
You're being very optimistic. I shall do the
shoe -sizer thing of bringing them closer together.
Okay. I said to you earlier, I'm pretty sure
you're going to guess what this is immediately.
I've tried to avoid bringing this for a while
because it is really obvious, but it is on the
table in front of you. Bring your hands together.
Oh, there we go. Right, it's... It's an action
figure of some sort. Is it the orange monster
that we're not quite sure what franchise it's
from? It is the Hanna -Barbera. Yeah. Oh! I was
trying to guess if it had the jaggedy mouth.
That's pretty much, other than being an action
figure, that's the only distinctive feature I
remember it had on it. So this is the 10 ,000
-volt ghost. It looks awesome. From the Scooby
-Doo series in 2002. Oh, it is a Scooby -Doo.
Excellent. Produced by Equity Marketing and it's
part of the Villains action figure line. It is...
Bright orange with yellow lightning and red bushy
eyebrows, I guess. Yeah, not quite a monobrow,
but almost goes all the way around his head.
It does almost go all the way around. Like wraparound
eyebrows. Yeah. He's got articulated limbs, so
you can pose him roughly. He cost me £1 .99 from...
Do you remember that little... cafe charity shop
in cardiff that we went to that last time we
walked past was closed down i regret not getting
that big lego head from yeah it's from there
i can't remember the name of the charity shop
they don't exist anymore there's lots of these
on ebay And they are averaging £20 plus. Oh,
wow. So I did okay with £1 .99. In fact, I think
we may have paid like £1 .97 for it because I
think we were short on change. Oh, yeah. There
are some rare versions of this character. Two
particular examples exist. Some of them have
glow -in -the -dark attributes to them. I'm guessing
the zigzags might glow in the dark. Yeah, that's
what I was thinking. I don't believe this one
glows in the dark at all. And the other rare
example was in the first run, a bunch of the
action figures got sent out with two left arms.
Oh. So they have hands facing the same direction
on both sides of their body. So yeah, that's
what he is. He's a little... Adam's shoving it
up his T -shirt to see if it's glowing. I don't
think it does. No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
I think they're just quite light lines against
a translucent orange body. Yeah, but he's a nice
thing to... He's quite tactile. He's solid, hard
plastic. Looks like an evil honey monster. Yeah,
he does. Yes, he absolutely does. Think of the
honey monster, but bad. That's my dude. No, I
still think that's an amazing figurine. I'm really
chuffed with him. I'm really pleased with him.
Excellent items. Photos on the blog, lightlyused
.co .uk. Okay, this is our second attempt. at
playing this board game. And sorry if I sound
very, very different to the podcast you've just
been listening to. It's a few days later, and
I think I've got a fever recording this. So,
dumb criminals, attempt two. Karen, take it away
with the rules. Okie dokie. So, contents of the
box, you get your game board, four playing pieces,
a die or a dice, whichever way you want to say
it, 30 crew member tokens, 300 dumb criminal
cards. and $170 ,000 in play money. The object
of the game is to be the first player to collect
$50 ,000 or the last player left on the game
board by successfully completing heists and holding
on to your crew. Setup we've done ahead of switching
the microphones on. We've got a counter each
with the dices on the board. We've got our dollars.
We start off with $15 ,000 each, one $5 ,000
bill and ten $1 ,000 bills. And each player needs
to select five crew members from the crew member
tokens, which we've laid out in the centre of
the board. Adam, do you want to pick your crew
members? One, two, three. I think I remember
him from last time for four. And let's go for
five. I'm stuck to the board. There we go. I've
got my five. I've got Bumpy, The Chin, The Duke,
Red and El Gringo. Nice. I'm going with Mad Dog,
Skinny Joe, The Bull, Sneakers and Shorty. Right,
how to play. The player who has most recently
told a lie goes first by rolling the dice and
moving the matching number spaces clockwise on
the board game. So the game board itself is a
bit like a Monopoly board, like there's certain
squares that dictate certain actions. Depending
on the space the player lands, they must fulfil
the action associated with that space on the
game board. Once the player has completed their
turn, the die is passed clockwise to the next
player who rolls and moves. Players keep taking
turns rolling the die, moving around the game
board and attempting to answer as many dumb criminal
cards correctly as they can whilst raking in
as much cash as possible. Any time a player loses
all of their crew member tokens, that player
is out of the game. Okay, so these are the board
spaces. When a player lands on a heist space,
it's the opportunity to make some cash. The player
must first decide how many crew member tokens
they will wager up to all of their tokens, so
up to five, before placing the amount of tokens
on the heist space on the game board. Another
player picks up and reads the dumb criminals
card out loud. After hearing the story, the first
player must answer if they think the story is
true or false. If the player answers correctly,
they collect the amount of cash listed for every
crew member token on the heist base and places
the crew member tokens back in front of them.
For example, four crew member tokens placed on
a $1 ,000 heist base equals $4 ,000 earned. If
the player answers incorrectly, they earn nothing.
All crew member tokens placed on the heist base
are moved to the jail, which is in the centre
of the board. The player's turn is now over and
play continues clockwise. When a player lands
in a corpse base, they may post bail for up to
two crew members and add them to their crew.
Bail is set at $2 ,000 per criminal, which is
paid back into the stash of cash set aside or
the bank. A player can have up to seven crew
member tokens in front of them at any one time.
Bounty hunter spaces win. We're nearly there,
guys. Bounty hunter spaces. When a player lands
on a bounty hunter space, they must pay $3 ,000
to keep one of their crew member tokens out of
jail. If a player can't play, then one of their
crew members must go straight to jail. The player's
turn is now over and continues clockwise. Stabbed
in the back space. When a player lands on this
space, they lose a turn and play continues clockwise.
It fell off the truck spaces. If a player lands
on this space, they collect $500 for every crew
member token they have. The player's turn is
now over and play continues clockwise. Two more
to go. Blackmail spaces. If the player lands
on this space, they may blackmail the player
of their choice who must pay them $1 ,000 to
buy their silence. The player's turn is now over
and play continues clockwise. Okay, so lastly,
winning the game. The first player to nab 50
,000 cash wins the game. If there is only one
player left on the game board, that player is
immediately declared the winner. And another
game by these people is Stupid Deaths. And their
website is www .ugames .com forward slash dumbcriminals.
Now, last time we played this, we both couldn't
remember when we told a lie and we just went
alphabetically. Yeah. Have you told a lie? I
was going to ask you that. You looked like you
were going to confess to something then, Adam.
Yeah, last week. You've done a lie? What did
you lie about? A white lie. What was it? You
know I said I traded the car in. Yeah. I said,
yeah, it was an uncle's car. Oh. An uncle's?
Didn't say it was my uncle. Yeah. He looked uncle
-y. Yeah, definitely looks uncle -y. Yeah. So,
yeah, that was my white life. There we are. Well,
it's not so bad. It was car sales for you. Have
you fibbed more recently than last week? Not
without checking my text messages. I don't think
so. So you can go first. I'll get the roll first.
Three spaces. Blackmail. The player of my choice,
but it's not going to be me. Hang on. Pay up.
If a player lands on a space, he or she must
blackmail the player of their choice and I must
pay you $1 ,000. What if I don't want to keep
your silence? Do you send one of your players
to jail? There is no option to say if you refuse
to pay the blackmail. That means you can't. Ah,
I love that. Straight back, please, Durland.
I just landed on the same square. Easy come,
easy go. One, two, three, four, five, six. Oh,
armoured car. Two grand per crew member. Before
we go any further, do you want to set a timer?
Good point. Well remembered. It's the one thing
I'm responsible for when we play the games. How
many games have I forgotten to start this round?
Most. But that's okay. You win them all, so.
I will wager three guys. Okay. So I need to pick
you a card now, don't I? Yeah. Okay. For 3 ,000,
no, three guys, six grand. flightless bird reese
owen jones and kerry mules drunkenly broke into
a queensland australia sea world and kidnapped
a poor penguin named dirk after the two later
released the penguin into a nearby canal where
they were spotted by locals who called the police
jones and mules were fined 1000 australian dollars
each dirk was returned to the sea world unharmed
true or false i'm gonna say true Oh, you bastard.
It is true. Oh, yes. So you are up six grand.
Just consult the bank. There you go. Thank you.
Two. One, two. I'm on a dead space. Six. One,
two, three, four, five. Blank. Three. One, two.
Caught. Bail is set at two grand. Oh, you haven't
got any players in there, so... When a player
lands on a court space, they must post bail for
up to two crew members and add them to their
crew. Oh, does that mean you can buy... Bail
is set at two grand per criminal, which is paid...
Yeah, I can buy two more crew members if I want
to. Let's say you can. Okay. For two grand per
head. One, two. I'm just going to buy one person.
You can choose the name from the stack. Oh, good
name. The Cobra. The Cobra. I'm up to six. Oh,
another six. Four, five, six. Oh, Bounty Hunter.
Bounty Hunter. When a player lands on the Bounty
Hunter space, they must pay 3 ,000 to keep one
of their crew member tokens out of jail. If the
player can't pay, then one of their crew members
goes straight to jail. Your turn is now over.
I'm coughing up. Okay. One. Two change. Marvelous.
Loyal to my guys. Ain't done nothing. I'm a car.
Pick me a... Oh, I need to... Oh, how many players
are you waging? I'm going to go three. Two grand
per crew member. Flowers. Joan Cartwright was
a prize rose grower and had won numerous awards
for her roses. She came home one day to find
all of her roses had been cut. At a house three
doors down, Joan looked over the homeowner's
shoulder as she opened the door and saw her roses
and vase all over the house. Cops were called
and the rose thief was arrested. True or false?
True. Seems random enough. False. Ah, boo. So,
do you want to... Do they have to go to jail
now? If a player answers incorrectly, I earn
nothing. And all crew members are placed... Yeah,
all three go to jail now, please. Thank you.
Do you have to wait until you get to the court
to bust them out? Five. Russian roulette, one
grand per crew member. I will wager three guys.
It's going to be Bumpy, Red and The Chin. Nice.
Okay. Drive -thru. After a long session in a
bar in Fort Worth, Texas, Alberto Gonzalez decided
to steal a car to get home quickly. On the way
home, he became hungry and thought he had pulled
into the lot of a Taco Bell. Sadly for Alberto,
he'd pulled into the police station next door
and was arrested for drink driving and grand
theft auto. True or false? I'm going to say true.
It's false. My guy's still in jail. Yeah. Well,
no, those are my guys. Those are your guys. They're
just on the board. They weren't quite in the
jail box. Let's have a fight, shall we? Fight
to the death. Crew v. crew. Oh. Royal Jewel Heist.
One grand per crew member. I'll go one to be
on the safe side. Put Mad Dog in. Home Run. Drake
the Snake Bryson was a sergeant at arms at an
outlaw biker club based in El Paso, Texas. Drake's
job was to keep order at the club and settle
any disputes. After a recent bar brawl, Drake
was quickly arrested and the receipt of a purchase
of a baseball bat used in the fight was found
on the bar floor, complete with his credit card
details. True or false? False. Oh, well done.
Phew, I get my person back and I get a grand.
Thank you. And a card. Five. One, two, three,
four. Oh, Ronald Duhamel heist. I will only wager
one. Okay. Go on, El Gringo. Hair today. Austin
Harper of Little Rock, Arkansas. Arkansas. They'll
get angry in case we have any listeners. It says
Arkansas. It's pronounced Arkansas. Yeah, it
is one of those things, yeah. We're in Wales.
Come on, we can't argue. I thought Arkansas and
Arkansas were two different places. Are they
not? Geography's never been my strongest suit.
We're in Wales, we can't argue about silly pronunciations.
That's very true. That's spelled differently.
Anyway, from Little Rock. Obviously loved to
look good when he was committing burglaries as
police found his wig at the scene of his latest
break -in. After testing it for DNA and finding
a match, police were able to reunite the wig
with its owner at a county jail. I will say...
False for a change. That is false. Oh, yes. Come
on, El Gringo. God, he's winning again. And you
get a grand, yeah? Oh, yes. Forgot my winnings.
Thank you. Oh, six for me, please. One, two,
three, four, five, six. Court. Oh, I can get
some of my guys back, can't I? Two grand per
head. You've got three dudes in bail. I've got
three in there. I'm going to bail one out. We've
got three minutes left. I'm bailing Shorty out.
Yep, just the one. Four. One, two, three, blank.
Four. Bounty hunter. Pay the bounty or crew member
goes to slammer. Three grand bounty due. Right.
There's five for the bank and two for me. Your
turn. Two. Courts. Yes. How is it? Three guys.
Six grand. Come on, guys. Out you come. Six grand
down, but crude art. Three. One, two, three.
Okay. Art gallery heist. I'm going to go Mad
Dog and Skinny Joe. So you're playing for $3
,000. Just a small one. Aidan O 'Connor was out
celebrating his not -going -to -jail party after
his recent acquittal in doubling, only to end
up getting drunk, smashing up the hotel bar.
Fighting with another man and ending up with
a six -month jail sentence. True or false? Did
you say Dublin? Yes, Dublin, Ireland. Trying
not to fall onto tropes here, but I'm going to
say true. Oh, it's false. Oh, we've got a minute
left. Right, okay. Four. One, two, three, four.
Bounty hunter. I've got to pay a bounty, haven't
I? No, you've got all your guys out. Or somebody
does go to the slammer. That's the court when
I get somebody out. I've just got to cough up.
Sorry. Six. Blank space. Four. Blank. Five, please.
One, two, three, four. Blank. Oh, my God. Five.
Blank. Two, three, four. Blank. Six. Bounty Hunter.
You've got to pay some money. Do I? When I play
Lance of Might, I must pay three grand to keep
one of his crew members out of jail. Fine, there
you go. One. Oh, Royal Jewel Heist. I'm going
to risk three, guys. One grand per crew member.
Okay. Snap decision. 23 -year -old Jojo Baines
was running from police in Dade County, Florida
when he jumped into a lagoon to hide. He wasn't
in his hiding spot for long before he was bitten
by an alligator and was calling on the police
chasing him to come to his rescue. He spent the
next 18 months, damn fucking traffic, spent the
next 18 months in county jail recovering from
his wounds. True or false? False. It is false.
Oh yes, come on guys. So that's three grand from
the bank and the alarm's just gone off so round
one is done. I would say you're probably firmly
in the lead. All my guys are out of jail. Shall
we talk about the winnings just to see? I've
got four guys in jail and two guys out of jail.
One, two, three. I've got six grand. Seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen grand. Yes,
of course you're winning. So far. Right, see
how we do in round two. Ah, that's a spoiled
surprise of this book. It's a big book of truth.
I'd say a little book of lies. It's not that
little either. It's not. That's probably because
it's lying. Bibliotek! Yay! My turn this episode.
And I bought this in 2006 from the author. Or
one of the authors. It's A Little Book of Lies
by Richard Lockwood and Steve Potts Rayner. I
bought it from Steve. Back in 2005, 2006, I used
to go to bootleg mashup nights in Bristol. And
one of the nights Steve Potts Rayner was playing,
I can't remember what his DJ name was. But yeah,
he was also selling books. This was a fiver.
Oh, bogging. So I bought it off him. And yeah,
essentially him and his mate sat down over some
beers. And made up a bunch of shit. Now, let's
have a look. I've got tabs in here. It's been
so long ago, I can't remember why. Is this one
of your pre -prepped books? Yeah. Pre -prepped
from ages ago. Yeah, I can just dip into that
and it'll all come flooding back. There's a little
bit about the authors. Richard Lockwood is a
renowned space adventurer, psychic detective,
time traveller and gentleman who spends the rest
of his time developing websites. His hobbies
include... fending off bankruptcy and being tired.
He's a psychic detective. Does he detect psychics?
He didn't specify. Fair enough. And Steve Potts
Rayner lives in Hampshire with his wife and son,
tries not to break anything. He's noted for his
enthusiasm for anything that involves petrol,
amplifiers or beer. And ideally, all three at
the same time. His favourite foods are beer,
trifle and bacon and fried egg rolls. I don't
know if that's... All in one go. His motto is
unpalatable at best and illegal in many countries,
even between consenting adults. We can either
choose a number between 1 and 167 or letter A
to Z. 132. 132. Right. Tell me when to stop.
Stop. Pouring boiling lead into your ears is
a safe and inexpensive method of earwax removal.
Oh. Black computer pixels are made from octopus
ink. Filling your kettle with gravel will make
your cups of tea taste of honey. Okay. The look
of the Eiffel Tower in Paris was based on the
failed design for a revolutionary new cheese
grater. Page 70. Storms in teacups physically
cannot exceed Gale Force 6. That's probably true.
A pack of playing cards set on edge can support
a baby sloth. So yeah, essentially, it is a book
of bullshit they wrote over beers. Fair play
to them for putting it together. Well done, Moe.
Self -published, and it says in the back, this
book has been substantially powered by beer.
And as far as I know, it was only a very limited
run of books. You could possibly see why. Well,
I think it's really cool. I like it. From the
House of Infinite Zen Publishing, appears to
be the fourth thing they've published. Oh, that's
nice. No idea what the first three were. That's
this week's bibliothete. Excellent. Good pick.
And we've made it to the end of the show. And
we're still awake. Yay! We only had one break
in the middle, which is not bad for us, really.
We needed it. Yeah, there was no napping involved,
but it was definitely sitting down on more comfier
chairs. And there was a big tummy gurgle and
a fart from me. So you didn't want to be involved
in it. And I did notice that you cocked your
cheek toward me rather than away from me. I'm
right -handed. Why'd you cock your left cheek?
That's the cheek I was sitting on, the right
one. The dominant side. That's what I was balancing
on. There's so much digestive upset throughout
this whole episode. It's going to be another
bum -related or belly -related title for next
time, isn't it? I hope not. And thankfully it's
not smell -a -listen. Yeah. Oh, God. I need to
say thank you to a couple of individuals from
Facebook who have donated some games to the podcast
for us. Some of you who listen may also follow
our social media. I'm currently locked out of
the Blue Sky and the Twitter account since changing
my phone over. I can't figure out why. Sorry,
and I'm terrible at using them. I only just post
when there's an episode. That's fine. We'll figure
it out. But definitely on Instagram and on Facebook,
you will have seen the games mounting of things
potentially to come. So thank you to those ladies
for those donations. I will give you individual
shout -outs when we bring your games out, but
thank you very much. And if you have seen them,
you're ahead of me. I haven't because I don't
have Facebook or Instagram. No, yes. It's all
a big secret. Or the next time around your house,
where did all these come from? Yeah. That was
Jackson's response when he saw the stack the
other day. He was like, bloody hell, that's a
mountain. I was like, I know. We are some very
generous people. Yeah. Thank you very, very much.
Yes. We don't need to buy any games for a while.
We might have one or two that we can then donate
to Cheap Show if you want to, or we can donate
to charity shops. Keep circulating the games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Keep them in circulation.
And I also need to say... You'll find out how
they're meant to be played. Yeah. I also need
to say a very big thank you to the ladies of
Taste of Haven Cafe in Milford Haven. I had a
little day trip out there on Thursday, forgetting
that it was VE Day and that most things would
be closed. But there were a couple of charity
shops there that I got to have a look around
in. I didn't buy anything. It was a shame. There
was a lovely yarn shop there that I immediately
spent £40 in without even blinking. And the ladies
from the yarn shop... recommended Taste of Haven
for lunch so after spending money on wool I went
and tootled up and down the high street in Milford
Haven Milford Haven's not a town it's weird it's
like just a road with shops on either side but
it doesn't feel like a high street it just feels
like a street with shops on it it's weird but
anyway I had a nice time but the food in Taste
of Haven was fucking phenomenal I had the best
scotch egg of my life it was so good that I told
the lady I will go back and have another one
I also had the majority of a slice of carrot
cake whilst I was there as well and brought two
cakes home for us to share, which we had yesterday.
Oh, they were lovely. They were good. Very rich,
that brownie. Yeah. Was it a brownie? It was
like a brownie tray bake sort of thing. Oh, yeah.
It had like a fudgy sort of chocolatey ganache
on top. There was a bit more going on than a
regular brownie. Yeah, it had like Kinder bars
in it and things. It was really good. And the
cherry bake well was... banging as well that
was really nice so um yeah if we ever find ourselves
up in that direction for whatever reason we can
go to taste of haven for lunch because i would
very much like another one of those giant scotch
eggs demand the finest cakes known to humanity
indeed we brought to us right now yes oh and
they also cater to vegetarians and vegans oh
there we go yeah definitely check them out if
you're in the area absolutely they can be found
on i'll tell you now 90 Charles Street, Milford
Haven, SA732HE. And they also do outside catering
and homemade buffets. They've got the likely
used bump. Their business will be booming now.
All six of our listeners from England are going
to fly themselves over to Milford Haven to eat
scotch eggs. But, you know, again... We're not
sponsored by them. This is just a personal recommendation
of mine. If you go there and have food, I really
don't think you'll be disappointed. And the price
point was really good as well. I've not even
been there, but I can recommend their cakes.
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