WEBVTT 00:00:01.610 --> 00:00:12.750 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. Hello 00:00:12.750 --> 00:00:16.050 and welcome to The Karen Show. I'm pretty much 00:00:16.050 --> 00:00:17.769 here just for this. That's all you're probably 00:00:17.769 --> 00:00:20.829 getting out of me today. Right, over to you. 00:00:21.429 --> 00:00:25.230 Hello everybody. Welcome to Lightly Used with 00:00:25.230 --> 00:00:27.710 me, Karen, and the lovely gentleman opposite 00:00:27.710 --> 00:00:32.539 me. Hello. Adam. Yeah, that was it. I've got 00:00:32.539 --> 00:00:35.179 a name. Last episode, we were both very sleepy. 00:00:35.340 --> 00:00:37.679 And this episode, there is a continuing theme 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:41.460 where we are both equally, if not more, very 00:00:41.460 --> 00:00:44.320 sleepy for different reasons. Neither of us are 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:46.380 sleeping particularly well at the moment. So 00:00:46.380 --> 00:00:50.520 bear with us. It's middle age. You know, anyone 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:52.299 over 40 knows what I'm talking about. Anyway, 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:56.799 it's episode 22. Oh, yeah, we're getting through 00:00:56.799 --> 00:00:58.759 them. I know, yeah. I actually wrote it down 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:01.820 as 21 on Thursday when I was writing some notes 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:04.980 and then I had to correct myself. Yes, coming 00:01:04.980 --> 00:01:09.659 up on the show, we have a slight change in schedule. 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:14.120 Sorry again, this is all me. It's not, it's fine. 00:01:14.620 --> 00:01:18.269 So we're having a... Little break from Johnny 00:01:18.269 --> 00:01:21.750 Turnip, only for one episode. Printers and things 00:01:21.750 --> 00:01:24.689 not working. Sorry, yeah. A combination of being 00:01:24.689 --> 00:01:28.530 too busy and then not being able to do anything 00:01:28.530 --> 00:01:31.930 in the office either. Yeah, weather -related 00:01:31.930 --> 00:01:34.189 incidents. Life has gotten in the way, well, 00:01:34.209 --> 00:01:36.450 and truly, the last two weeks. Sorry. Yeah, it 00:01:36.450 --> 00:01:38.950 has. So, yeah, we'll be having a break from Johnny 00:01:38.950 --> 00:01:42.849 Turnip and we're going to do reviews that amuse? 00:01:43.150 --> 00:01:46.400 Question mark? I am going to go through my Amazon 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.680 history and pull up some of my personal reviews 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:51.840 that I think are quite witty. And you can tell 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:54.640 me whether you think I'm funny and I'm not funny 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:56.480 or whether you think I'm funny and it's justified. 00:01:56.859 --> 00:02:01.000 We will also be playing a new game, Dumb Criminals. 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:03.739 Oh, yes. Part one. Yes, I think we did two rounds 00:02:03.739 --> 00:02:05.700 of that. Yeah, I think so. I think two. Yeah. 00:02:05.780 --> 00:02:10.000 So part one of that. Tat in the box. And it's 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.919 my turn for Bibliotat. Oh, we also have to say 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:16.500 thank you very, very much to Tom for the stylophone 00:02:16.500 --> 00:02:18.840 last episode. Let's see how much... Adam's been 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.419 practising. Yeah, I've no musical inclination 00:02:21.419 --> 00:02:23.340 at all, so it's just trying to remember a sequence 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:26.439 of numbers and how long I have to press the sequence 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:33.500 of numbers. Oh, okay. So, yeah. Not off to a 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:35.580 great start. Well, if it was guess the tune, 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:37.860 I've no idea. Even when I do do it, you'll still 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:59.250 be lucky. One more time. No. What was it? It 00:02:59.250 --> 00:03:19.500 was meant to be Call Me from Blondie. Oh. Yeah, 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:22.180 believe it or not, I'd been practising that. 00:03:22.379 --> 00:03:28.469 Well, I mean, I wouldn't. Believe it. That's 00:03:28.469 --> 00:03:31.250 understandable. Oh, dear. Before we move on, 00:03:31.310 --> 00:03:33.389 quickly, I would like to say thank you to Lexi 00:03:33.389 --> 00:03:36.250 for inviting me out on her birthday. Last Thursday, 00:03:36.289 --> 00:03:40.789 we went to the Elysium Gallery in Swansea to 00:03:40.789 --> 00:03:46.219 watch the Fess Hall. comedy live um fest hole 00:03:46.219 --> 00:03:48.639 is not something that i was aware of but lexi 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:51.280 knows of the guy from when he was doing beta 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:55.400 3 uh it's like reddit before reddit was reddit 00:03:55.400 --> 00:04:00.439 um and he gets anonymous quotes from people to 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.300 put online that are witty and funny and he had 00:04:03.300 --> 00:04:07.699 a whole section about people having weird fetishes 00:04:07.699 --> 00:04:11.580 over conservative politicians. And I found that 00:04:11.580 --> 00:04:15.039 equally disturbing and funny. But he is on Twitter 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:17.759 and Blue Sky and all those things as Fesshole, 00:04:17.819 --> 00:04:21.079 F -E -S -S -H -O -L -E. If you're interested 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:25.319 in random comedy, I've... followed him on both 00:04:25.319 --> 00:04:29.060 platforms from us anyway it was really funny 00:04:29.060 --> 00:04:32.579 and i had a great time and some rando dude sent 00:04:32.579 --> 00:04:36.279 me a message on facebook the other day so i took 00:04:36.279 --> 00:04:37.860 a screenshot of it sorry i'm just going to try 00:04:37.860 --> 00:04:40.100 and make sure i've not deleted the phone not 00:04:40.100 --> 00:04:44.879 deleted the photo here it is so random guy replies 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:49.319 to a post of mine from the 23rd of may 2016 his 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:53.519 name is john v mayor and he is dressed like the 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:55.980 most republican soldier you've ever seen in your 00:04:55.980 --> 00:04:59.939 life and john writes Pardon me for writing on 00:04:59.939 --> 00:05:02.620 your timeline, but I must tell you that you always 00:05:02.620 --> 00:05:05.459 share excellent posts. I've been checking your 00:05:05.459 --> 00:05:08.959 profile to see your lovely posts and fine pictures. 00:05:09.339 --> 00:05:12.639 I'll be happy if you become my friend. I don't 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.600 want to be rude by sending you a friend request 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.339 without your permission, so I decided to leave 00:05:17.339 --> 00:05:20.259 a comment here. If you don't mind, can you kindly 00:05:20.259 --> 00:05:22.759 send me a friend request? I'll be grateful to 00:05:22.759 --> 00:05:27.670 be your friend. Thanks! Seems legit. Totally 00:05:27.670 --> 00:05:32.459 legit. Karen replies. hi john wow you really 00:05:32.459 --> 00:05:34.480 have stalked your way through my profile and 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:36.839 timeline to pick out a random post from 2016 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:39.759 to comment on that shows some serious commitment 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:42.379 to your cause of which i can only imagine is 00:05:42.379 --> 00:05:45.600 bot related spam if you wrote like a real human 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:48.980 i might you might get more takers but me and 00:05:48.980 --> 00:05:51.399 my excellent posts and fine pictures are quite 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:54.259 all right without you also if you're not a bot 00:05:54.259 --> 00:05:56.899 you're almost definitely a republican and i am 00:05:56.899 --> 00:05:59.800 not your target audience unless you're in a signal 00:05:59.949 --> 00:06:02.930 chat talking about bombing my house i'm not interested 00:06:02.930 --> 00:06:07.470 funnily enough i have not had a reply so yeah 00:06:07.470 --> 00:06:10.129 that's been my last two weeks not all eventful 00:06:10.129 --> 00:06:14.490 stuff shall we move on i was wondering how badly 00:06:14.490 --> 00:06:17.490 that reference will age but it'll probably carry 00:06:17.490 --> 00:06:19.790 on and be very very relevant still in years to 00:06:19.790 --> 00:06:34.139 come one can only hope sadly Right then, in place 00:06:34.139 --> 00:06:37.819 of Johnny Tenip and Lightly Used News, we have 00:06:37.819 --> 00:06:43.899 Reviews That Amuse? And this time, because it's 00:06:43.899 --> 00:06:49.579 a very short, thought -out idea, we're going 00:06:49.579 --> 00:06:53.639 through a couple of my Amazon reviews. I enjoy 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:56.079 writing reviews for things. I am one of these 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.829 people that... thinks that a funny review is 00:06:59.829 --> 00:07:02.829 always good to have for a product whether it's 00:07:02.829 --> 00:07:05.129 positive or negative if you can get a sense of 00:07:05.129 --> 00:07:08.089 humor across then it's worth it so the first 00:07:08.089 --> 00:07:10.230 review i'm going to read out is for cheeky panda 00:07:10.230 --> 00:07:13.310 bamboo toilet paper this is not an advert we 00:07:13.310 --> 00:07:16.290 are not sponsored this is reviews based on things 00:07:16.290 --> 00:07:19.930 that i buy regularly from that great big jungle 00:07:19.930 --> 00:07:22.790 that the guy who owns it doesn't pay taxes for 00:07:22.790 --> 00:07:25.480 but for toilet paper Does want to sponsor a podcast 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:27.560 called Lightly Used. You are more than welcome. 00:07:27.779 --> 00:07:30.199 Oh my God, yeah. Don't know how well it would 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:32.459 do for your image, but it would help us out a 00:07:32.459 --> 00:07:35.620 lot. If it's recycled paper, toilet paper, we'd 00:07:35.620 --> 00:07:39.839 be perfect. Pod at lightlyused .co .uk for any 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:42.259 business inquiries. Yeah, please. Not you, Art. 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:46.129 Yeah, God no. Please no more Art. Anyway. he 00:07:46.129 --> 00:07:48.009 did seem contrite i might give him another go 00:07:48.009 --> 00:07:51.370 not for a while though he needs to learn his 00:07:51.370 --> 00:07:55.290 lesson oh dear so i've given this toilet paper 00:07:55.290 --> 00:07:59.910 five stars and the title of my review is happy 00:07:59.910 --> 00:08:02.449 butt and i left this review on the 6th of february 00:08:02.449 --> 00:08:09.019 this year um I like butt stuff. I love big butts 00:08:09.019 --> 00:08:11.980 again. No, better not do that. This is now the 00:08:11.980 --> 00:08:15.040 only loo roll I'll buy. I love it so much that 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:17.860 I've learned to hate all others, especially scented 00:08:17.860 --> 00:08:23.019 ones. Yuck. Note for Adam. Do I buy scented toilet 00:08:23.019 --> 00:08:24.639 paper? Yeah, you do buy scented toilet paper. 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.019 Do I? Yeah, some of them. I don't know if you 00:08:27.019 --> 00:08:28.600 do it deliberately, but some of them have definitely 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.399 got a smell to them. Right, this seems quite 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:37.720 cheap. And there's lots in the pack. even though 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:40.019 the price changes regularly there's usually some 00:08:40.019 --> 00:08:42.440 sort of discount on them but i don't care if 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:45.220 i have to pay full price it's eco -friendly comes 00:08:45.220 --> 00:08:47.899 in fully recyclable packaging it's durable to 00:08:47.899 --> 00:08:50.620 the level you need not the level you hope for 00:08:50.620 --> 00:08:54.080 as a lady i've discovered five squares is the 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:56.679 perfect amount of sheets to get a nice dry clean 00:08:56.679 --> 00:08:59.720 feeling down below my gusset has never been so 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:04.450 happy i'm not gonna No, moving on. 11 people 00:09:04.450 --> 00:09:07.789 have found this review helpful. Thank you, those 00:09:07.789 --> 00:09:11.690 11 people. Did they test out the ratio or rationing 00:09:11.690 --> 00:09:16.450 of the squares? Oh, dear. Here's a one -star 00:09:16.450 --> 00:09:21.250 review. This is for a cat -donut -bed -donut 00:09:21.250 --> 00:09:25.210 -dog -bed -puppy -dot -dot -dot. What? I know. 00:09:25.409 --> 00:09:29.720 One star. Minuscule! Exclamation mark. Review 00:09:29.720 --> 00:09:32.299 left on the 27th of November 2024. Didn't say 00:09:32.299 --> 00:09:35.860 puppy in the Titans. Yeah, but, you know, give 00:09:35.860 --> 00:09:39.379 me a second. I have literally nothing else to 00:09:39.379 --> 00:09:41.919 say. This may be my error, but I assumed this 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:43.840 would be big enough for a standard -sized cat. 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:45.940 Turns out it would be better for a guinea pig. 00:09:47.179 --> 00:09:49.980 That's that one. Oh, how many people have found 00:09:49.980 --> 00:09:54.740 that helpful? No one. I think they put dimensions 00:09:54.740 --> 00:09:56.399 or something in the description for something. 00:09:57.179 --> 00:09:58.700 So people know, because, yeah, people have got 00:09:58.700 --> 00:10:01.700 different sized cats and dogs. Okay, so I'll 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:04.919 do one more. This is Jeff Dadd's Six Pieces Microphone 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:09.600 Covers Foam. Five -star review. Title, Great 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:14.179 Muff. Left on the 13th of September 2024. This 00:10:14.179 --> 00:10:16.480 is like my Amazon is just like a history of my 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:19.179 podcast related purchases now. It's quite funny. 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:23.159 That and cat stuff. Great price. Good size muffler. 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:26.500 Will fit a standard mic. Bit like putting a condom 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:30.639 on, but less slippery. Lol. They do exactly what 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:32.740 you need them to, blocking weird external noises 00:10:32.740 --> 00:10:35.120 you don't really want your mic to pick up. However, 00:10:35.299 --> 00:10:37.860 I would not really advise using these outside 00:10:37.860 --> 00:10:40.000 on a windy day. You need something a bit more 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:42.159 weather resistant. However, I record indoors 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:44.399 and these are great. Love the colours, love the 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:46.360 price, great performance. Would buy again if 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:50.840 needed. Don't even find it useful? No. No one's, 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:52.840 no, no one's... Clicked on that one. How many 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.720 people have found my things useful? Hang on. 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:59.139 Oh, there's a one -star review there. Oh, that's 00:10:59.139 --> 00:11:02.299 for that shitty microphone arm I bought. Oh, 00:11:02.299 --> 00:11:06.480 yeah. I mean, I'm not the most liked, reviewed 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:10.659 person on Amazon. But, you know. Oh, hang on. 00:11:10.860 --> 00:11:15.460 Not an influencer yet. What the fuck was this 00:11:15.460 --> 00:11:19.539 for? Sorry. It doesn't even say what it's for. 00:11:20.509 --> 00:11:23.669 There's a five -star review from me on the 22nd 00:11:23.669 --> 00:11:27.769 of April 2021. It says, comfort at last. Bye 00:11:27.769 --> 00:11:31.649 -bye hemorrhoids. Maybe you found a Yeeshlet 00:11:31.649 --> 00:11:35.350 donut pillow after all. I don't even know what 00:11:35.350 --> 00:11:43.690 that was for. I titled it Perfect Poops. Oh, 00:11:43.690 --> 00:11:46.649 my God. I'm useful. I'm so useful. Definitely 00:11:46.649 --> 00:11:49.940 an amusing review. Oh, it amused me. Anyway, 00:11:50.059 --> 00:11:52.120 that's enough of my bullshit. Let's move on. 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:59.759 It's time for... Can you guess what it is? Can 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:04.419 you guess what it is? No, it's time... It's time 00:12:04.419 --> 00:12:08.399 for... Tat in the box, tat in the box. Tat in 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:11.320 the box, tat in the box. Tat in the box, tat 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:15.629 in the box. Tat in the box. Tat in the box. And 00:12:15.629 --> 00:12:19.070 it's my turn to guess first. It is indeed. Close 00:12:19.070 --> 00:12:22.909 thine eyes. Okay, eyes are closed. Hold out thine 00:12:22.909 --> 00:12:27.850 paws. They're helded out. Are they helded firmly? 00:12:28.269 --> 00:12:32.149 Well, placed on the table. I will say this is 00:12:32.149 --> 00:12:35.789 a breakable object. However, unless you throw 00:12:35.789 --> 00:12:39.190 it, I think we'll be okay. I haven't done that 00:12:39.190 --> 00:12:41.950 yet to any objects. And it is wrapped in bubble 00:12:41.950 --> 00:12:44.960 wrap. Oh, okay. And I also think you'll know 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:47.080 what it is almost immediately once you've unwrapped 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:50.539 it. Okay. Enjoy. Oh, I've held my hands out roughly 00:12:50.539 --> 00:12:59.240 the right side. Yeah. Okay, there's a... You 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:01.220 can take the bubble wrap off of it. Or are you 00:13:01.220 --> 00:13:02.539 trying to figure it out before you... Yeah, yeah, 00:13:02.539 --> 00:13:07.899 I was trying to figure out the shape. Oh, this 00:13:07.899 --> 00:13:09.779 isn't going to be easy to unwrap with my eyes 00:13:09.779 --> 00:13:13.659 closed. Oh, actually, it might be. It's one long 00:13:13.659 --> 00:13:15.580 piece. Oh, yes, I've worked out exactly what 00:13:15.580 --> 00:13:19.179 it is. Already? Rob sent you the foot. He did. 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:25.620 I finally guessed an object. Ladies, gentlemen, 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:27.779 and everyone in between, he literally guessed 00:13:27.779 --> 00:13:31.419 it whilst touching the rim of the ankle. I just 00:13:31.419 --> 00:13:33.000 wanted to get the right way around and it made 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:36.419 sense. And the hollow sound. Do you want to tell 00:13:36.419 --> 00:13:39.519 everybody why this is funny? No, it's your story. 00:13:39.899 --> 00:13:45.639 Okay, so last. winter um for the network uh for 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:48.700 the studio channel 84 network who takes the socks 00:13:48.700 --> 00:13:51.259 off organized a bit of a competition between 00:13:51.259 --> 00:13:55.500 all of our podcasts and we did a taskmaster style 00:13:55.500 --> 00:13:58.759 extended episode which is on youtube in video 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:01.639 and audio format and personally i think it's 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:05.159 hilarious and one of the challenges was like 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:07.679 The prize task challenge, so the first challenge 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:09.559 you get in Taskmaster, everybody has to bring 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:13.220 in an item related to a certain sort of thing, 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:16.139 like something that makes you sad, your earliest 00:14:16.139 --> 00:14:20.399 memory, the first place you had sex. Anyway, 00:14:20.500 --> 00:14:23.879 our challenge was to find something sock related 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:27.620 for who takes the socks off. I found a really 00:14:27.620 --> 00:14:31.480 scabby pop sock in the YMCA and then bought a 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:34.340 pair of Welly socks as a backup because I lost 00:14:34.340 --> 00:14:39.460 the pop sock. Adam brought a very high brow considered 00:14:39.460 --> 00:14:43.159 item with him, which was a corner of the Guinness 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.000 Book of Records. And who takes the socks off 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:49.720 used to have world record corner. So it. was 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:53.279 a very funny cerebral take on a sock -related 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:56.860 item. Tom brought a game. I'll be honest, I thought 00:14:56.860 --> 00:15:03.299 I was being lazy. And Rob brought his foot. It 00:15:03.299 --> 00:15:07.320 is a vase that is probably, what, a size 10? 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:11.899 Size 11? What size feet are you? 11. You reckon 00:15:11.899 --> 00:15:14.940 it's an 11? Oh, no, you asked what size feet 00:15:14.940 --> 00:15:18.419 I am. Oh, what size you are. Oh, I would say 00:15:18.419 --> 00:15:22.980 a 12, yeah. So it's a good size 12, flat -footed 00:15:22.980 --> 00:15:25.639 foot. Adam is now trying to slip it into his 00:15:25.639 --> 00:15:29.620 slipper. No, it doesn't quite, no. A bit too 00:15:29.620 --> 00:15:32.539 broad. Yeah, it's a bit too girthy for the slipper. 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:36.840 Also, why is it green? I don't know. Avocado 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:40.279 bathroom green from the 70s. The official colour 00:15:40.279 --> 00:15:42.279 is olive, and the reason I know this is because 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:47.220 I actually found them online. so this is the 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:53.200 aruba foot vase in olive by when i can find them 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:58.820 nordl yes nordl of denmark so nordl of denmark 00:15:58.820 --> 00:16:01.460 were established in 1995 they're a family -run 00:16:01.460 --> 00:16:04.759 business specializing in danish dinner danish 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:08.620 design inspired homewares Personally, I think 00:16:08.620 --> 00:16:10.039 they're quite pricey, but they've got a very 00:16:10.039 --> 00:16:13.259 good outlet section. And I found this vase in 00:16:13.259 --> 00:16:17.919 the outlet section. Now, Rob paid £4 .99 for 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:21.360 this from the Children's Society. And the vase 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:25.679 itself, when not in the outlet section, retails 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:27.820 for, would you like to guess in euros, how much 00:16:27.820 --> 00:16:34.220 you think this is? Ooh. Euros. Yeah. I'm trying 00:16:34.220 --> 00:16:39.220 to remember the conversion rate. 30? 42 euros 00:16:39.220 --> 00:16:44.639 and 42 cents. Yeah, no, it is an expensive foot. 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:46.620 I thought it was going to be a bit pricier than 00:16:46.620 --> 00:16:48.960 I expected. I thought I'll go for 30. I honestly 00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:52.000 was genuinely shocked. But as I say, it's in 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:53.799 the outlet section at the moment for the low, 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:59.039 low price of 8 euros, 48. So Rob paid just under 00:16:59.039 --> 00:17:01.159 the outlet price, I would say, upon conversion. 00:17:02.019 --> 00:17:06.140 My other question about it, at Nordle, you think 00:17:06.140 --> 00:17:08.309 there would be sort of, No way, but I guess being 00:17:08.309 --> 00:17:12.109 Denmark, they couldn't call it danel. That might 00:17:12.109 --> 00:17:15.130 have sounded unpleasant. Or it could translate 00:17:15.130 --> 00:17:17.849 into something even more unpleasant. Might not 00:17:17.849 --> 00:17:21.799 attract the buyers they're after. If the right 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:23.480 person was here, they'd come up with a great 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:27.299 Danel joke, but I just can't. I was going to 00:17:27.299 --> 00:17:30.359 leave it at the name. That's as far as I thought 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:35.180 through. I'm not that funny. So I am hoping to 00:17:35.180 --> 00:17:38.180 get the motivation together to start an InstaFoot 00:17:38.180 --> 00:17:40.880 account for this vase, where it will be featured 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:46.519 wearing different types of sock, tight, legging, 00:17:46.740 --> 00:17:50.940 stocking. I might paint the nails if I feel like 00:17:50.940 --> 00:17:53.099 it. I might get a bit saucy and jazz it up a 00:17:53.099 --> 00:17:55.740 little bit. We'll see. Try test area first to 00:17:55.740 --> 00:17:57.299 make sure the nail varnish removal can be... 00:17:57.299 --> 00:17:59.180 That's true. I'll try it on the bottom, on the 00:17:59.180 --> 00:18:01.039 glaze surface on the bottom. Jazz it up a little 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:02.640 bit for variety. That's really clever thinking. 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:05.779 So yeah, I would like to say thank you very much 00:18:05.779 --> 00:18:08.740 to Rob for delivering this lovely foot to me 00:18:08.740 --> 00:18:13.079 when I saw you three weekends ago now. I tried 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:22.339 that. Does it make a good didgeridoo noise? It 00:18:22.339 --> 00:18:25.420 makes a good fart. I don't know how to play didgeridoo. 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:27.500 Neither do I. I should have said that before 00:18:27.500 --> 00:18:30.500 making that horrible noise into it. I assume 00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:31.980 that's how it's played. At least it was kind 00:18:31.980 --> 00:18:34.960 of off mic. Anyway, thank you Rob for the foot 00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:38.839 and thank you also very much for the cheap show 00:18:38.839 --> 00:18:42.740 coffee stain pin badge. Oh yes. That was randomly 00:18:42.740 --> 00:18:45.940 found in your Nana's sewing box. No one knows 00:18:45.940 --> 00:18:48.539 where this badge has come from. We don't know 00:18:48.539 --> 00:18:51.420 how long Rob's Nana had it for. So yeah, it's 00:18:51.420 --> 00:18:54.460 a mystery. I did say to Rob, I might have to 00:18:54.460 --> 00:18:56.160 give this to Adam because I could feel a bit 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:57.779 guilty if I keep hold of it. And Rob was like, 00:18:57.819 --> 00:19:00.380 don't you fucking dare. They're absolutely right 00:19:00.380 --> 00:19:02.640 to make you jealous of it. And it's a present 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:05.380 to you. Yeah. So it is pinned to my bag strap 00:19:05.380 --> 00:19:07.799 and goes with me wherever I take my bag. So thank 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:09.599 you, Rob. Even though you wouldn't know that 00:19:09.599 --> 00:19:14.920 cheap. But no, well, that's a really odd present. 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:17.339 Good find, though. Yeah, it's awesome. Bizarre. 00:19:17.420 --> 00:19:19.180 I think it's brilliant. I absolutely love it. 00:19:19.819 --> 00:19:21.140 I wonder how long it had been in the shop as 00:19:21.140 --> 00:19:23.119 well before Rob finally came along and went, 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:27.180 I'm the man for that. Yeah. I have a specific 00:19:27.180 --> 00:19:29.539 reason for that purchase. And as soon as Rob 00:19:29.539 --> 00:19:31.259 pulled his foot out on the show when we were 00:19:31.259 --> 00:19:33.420 recording, I was like, I need to win because 00:19:33.420 --> 00:19:36.259 I want that foot. But if Rob hadn't been the 00:19:36.259 --> 00:19:39.500 one to buy it, what would have been anybody else's 00:19:39.500 --> 00:19:42.299 reason? He specifically had this for who takes 00:19:42.299 --> 00:19:44.900 the socks off sock -related Christmas special 00:19:44.900 --> 00:19:48.000 item. I don't know, maybe someone who was redesigning 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:51.900 their home in Danish -inspired ways? Got a ceramic 00:19:51.900 --> 00:19:54.880 Hulk fetish? I mean, I don't... Or they've got 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:57.319 some ceramic green knees, they're just collecting 00:19:57.319 --> 00:20:00.440 the set. Maybe. Oh, it could be. Shins. Yeah, 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:03.420 similar to paint by numbers, but build by parts. 00:20:03.700 --> 00:20:05.839 Yeah, it's one of those files that you collect 00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:07.640 to your parts. Like the first magazine is £1 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.380 .99 and the next 7 ,000 magazines are a tenner 00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:13.930 each. Yeah, it's one of those. And I will say, 00:20:14.009 --> 00:20:16.150 before we move on to Adam's item, I'm not sure 00:20:16.150 --> 00:20:18.589 if this foot shape is a reflection on Danish 00:20:18.589 --> 00:20:25.869 feet, but very broad toed. Very broad. Yes. Anyway. 00:20:26.410 --> 00:20:30.150 Right, your turn. Get your shit out, love. Have 00:20:30.150 --> 00:20:33.509 you assumed the position? I am very assumed. 00:20:33.789 --> 00:20:42.710 Eyes closed, hands out. That's the one. Oh. You 00:20:42.710 --> 00:20:47.210 made that sound really heavy. Oh. Another item 00:20:47.210 --> 00:20:49.210 for you to instantly guess. Oh, my goodness me. 00:20:49.289 --> 00:20:53.390 This just keeps going and going and going. Is 00:20:53.390 --> 00:20:59.390 it a windscreen wiper? No. Is it one of those 00:20:59.390 --> 00:21:01.049 strips you put on cars to stop you giving electric 00:21:01.049 --> 00:21:04.029 shocks? Yes. When you open doors? But I can only 00:21:04.029 --> 00:21:06.869 take your first answer, so. That's not fair. 00:21:07.690 --> 00:21:09.970 How many guesses do you get? Well, I can guess 00:21:09.970 --> 00:21:12.410 as many times as I like until I decide which 00:21:12.410 --> 00:21:15.170 one I want the answer to be. What, until you 00:21:15.170 --> 00:21:17.490 get to the right one? I was giving myself another 00:21:17.490 --> 00:21:20.069 50 -50 option in the hope that I would actually 00:21:20.069 --> 00:21:24.589 get a 50 -50 option right for a change. So, just 00:21:24.589 --> 00:21:27.450 because you're an arsehole, I'm going to say 00:21:27.450 --> 00:21:29.630 it's a windscreen wiper, even though I know it's 00:21:29.630 --> 00:21:31.470 one of those fucking grounding strips, you miserable 00:21:31.470 --> 00:21:34.519 tosser. Oh, you'd be wrong to say that. Really? 00:21:34.819 --> 00:21:36.900 Yes. Oh, well, it feels like a grounding strip 00:21:36.900 --> 00:21:38.440 or something like that. Anyway, I don't know 00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:41.660 what it is. Something car related? I told you 00:21:41.660 --> 00:21:43.200 you were right and you could open your eyes. 00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:44.920 Oh, right. Okay. You're absolutely right. It 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:47.720 was this. Oh, yeah. Anti -static strip. There 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:50.799 we are. This was... I was going to put this on 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:52.579 the car, but I'm trying to get rid of the car. 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:55.759 I've got a 20 -year -old old man Mercedes, and 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:58.180 this is the perfect old man accessory for it. 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:00.940 It really is. But sadly, I'm looking to get shot 00:22:00.940 --> 00:22:04.299 and replace it with Tapmobile 2. Yay! Come on, 00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:07.559 Tapmobile 2. Anyone selling a small -sized van 00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:11.579 like a Caddy? Preferably not older than 2020. 00:22:12.119 --> 00:22:14.960 Yeah. Have a limited budget. Give us a shout. 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:17.799 I mean, you never know. Someone might listen 00:22:17.799 --> 00:22:20.269 to this and go, ah! Now, I never know if someone 00:22:20.269 --> 00:22:23.250 might listen to this. Yeah, that's a good point. 00:22:28.170 --> 00:22:31.250 Hey, so this is Adam from a completely different 00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:36.170 point in time. I'm just editing the podcast and 00:22:36.170 --> 00:22:39.289 it turns out the dumb criminals game that we 00:22:39.289 --> 00:22:43.529 played. Yeah, we were picking characters to play 00:22:43.529 --> 00:22:46.650 it and the recording just completely cut out. 00:22:47.369 --> 00:22:49.910 And the part two makes no sense because it picks 00:22:49.910 --> 00:22:52.630 up from most of the way through the game. So, 00:22:52.670 --> 00:22:56.869 yeah, no Johnny Turnip for this episode. And 00:22:56.869 --> 00:23:01.289 no gameplay this episode. Bit of a shambles, 00:23:01.289 --> 00:23:08.630 really, isn't it? Sorry. Welcome to the Bibliotheque 00:23:08.630 --> 00:23:12.269 section of the podcast. Today is my turn to present 00:23:12.269 --> 00:23:16.930 a book. And I have brought 300 Tiny Tales by 00:23:16.930 --> 00:23:21.589 Pernell. I paid £5 for this in the YMCA in Lethley. 00:23:21.690 --> 00:23:26.529 The original price was £4 .95. Hmm. I think I 00:23:26.529 --> 00:23:29.549 may have been slightly ripped off. And it was 00:23:29.549 --> 00:23:33.569 printed in 1979. It is a... Oh, inflation. Yeah, 00:23:33.630 --> 00:23:36.569 inflation. It's a Karen classic. Very few words, 00:23:36.609 --> 00:23:40.190 lots of pictures. And I've just picked out three 00:23:40.190 --> 00:23:43.710 tales. I've put tabs in here. Let's see if I... 00:23:43.710 --> 00:23:46.769 That farty noise was my chair. Doesn't explain 00:23:46.769 --> 00:23:50.369 the smell, though. Shh! I just hit the mic, sorry. 00:23:51.490 --> 00:23:55.710 It's a big book. I've highlighted this one because 00:23:55.710 --> 00:23:58.730 I don't really get it. There's a lot of things 00:23:58.730 --> 00:24:01.250 in this book I don't really get. It may come 00:24:01.250 --> 00:24:05.490 back for the future because there's some odd... 00:24:05.769 --> 00:24:09.410 Odd stuff in here. So, Tommy's Tongue Twisters. 00:24:10.309 --> 00:24:13.869 Apple pie for tea today, said Tommy and Susie's 00:24:13.869 --> 00:24:17.470 mummy. Pick a peppermint pie for Percy Picton's 00:24:17.470 --> 00:24:20.630 papa, laughed Tommy, who loved tongue twisters. 00:24:21.009 --> 00:24:23.750 A sailor went to see what he could see with a 00:24:23.750 --> 00:24:28.480 tin of mixed biscuits. That's not a tongue twister. 00:24:28.839 --> 00:24:31.759 Chuckled his sister, who also liked tongue twisters. 00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:35.539 A mummy, who was not to be outdone, said, Mr 00:24:35.539 --> 00:24:40.859 Snips wife's knife wants a wipe. That one is 00:24:40.859 --> 00:24:44.900 a tongue twister. Try that again. Mr Snips wife's 00:24:44.900 --> 00:24:46.859 knife wants a wipe. There we go, that's better. 00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:50.660 Tommy took a deep breath. Great Grimes gets a 00:24:50.660 --> 00:24:55.119 great guilt. Gig whip. Sarah in a silk shawl 00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:59.519 shovels snow slowly. Mary, no, Mary, Mary married 00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:03.579 Morris Marks. The Leith police dismisseth us. 00:25:04.700 --> 00:25:07.740 That's not a tongue twister. Nine nimble noblemen 00:25:07.740 --> 00:25:11.920 nimbly nibbling nuts. That one is a tongue twister, 00:25:12.039 --> 00:25:15.539 he said swiftly. That's enough, Tommy, said Mummy. 00:25:15.700 --> 00:25:18.680 Eat your apple pie now. But first, did you take 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:21.990 your bath this morning? No, Mummy, laughed Tommy. 00:25:22.210 --> 00:25:27.970 Why? Did you lose one? Hilarious. Ha, ha, ha, 00:25:27.970 --> 00:25:32.589 tumbleweed. This book, that's kind of a good 00:25:32.589 --> 00:25:36.390 example of the shit that's in this thing. Right. 00:25:36.549 --> 00:25:39.309 It's gentle humour. It's very gentle. It's for 00:25:39.309 --> 00:25:42.190 kids, what can we say? It's for kids from 1979. 00:25:43.369 --> 00:25:47.039 Was this one The Postman? Yeah, it was the postman. 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:50.579 A letter a day keeps the postman away. Brock 00:25:50.579 --> 00:25:53.460 Badger, the postman, said, Hey, there's a letter 00:25:53.460 --> 00:25:56.400 for you every day. Please write to your friend. 00:25:56.539 --> 00:25:59.779 Say this practice must end or I'm giving my job 00:25:59.779 --> 00:26:04.079 up in May. The letters continued. So one day 00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:07.720 in May, Brock Badger went home to play Ludo each 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:12.359 day. And we haven't seen him since. He could 00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:14.700 have just got a different route. Yeah. Also, 00:26:14.779 --> 00:26:17.359 a letter a day keeps posting away. No, he's bringing 00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:19.839 you letters every day. You're making him go every 00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:21.859 day. I guess he doesn't want to do as much work 00:26:21.859 --> 00:26:23.880 as he's being made to do. And where's he living 00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:28.839 again? Post on Sundays. This one I thought was 00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:33.960 a bit grim. So you can let me know. Two Ms? I 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:36.759 mean, it could be. It could easily have been 00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:37.660 taken from something like that. They did write 00:26:37.660 --> 00:26:40.759 most of them. They did. So this is Totty Toddler. 00:26:41.690 --> 00:26:45.009 Oh dear, Grandma is getting so forgetful these 00:26:45.009 --> 00:26:48.009 days. That is what Totty Toddler often heard 00:26:48.009 --> 00:26:50.890 her mother say. So when Grandma's birthday arrived, 00:26:51.150 --> 00:26:53.450 Totty thought she would make sure that her grandma 00:26:53.450 --> 00:26:57.190 did not forget. She put on her best hat and taking 00:26:57.190 --> 00:26:59.430 a box of chocolates and a basket of flowers, 00:26:59.609 --> 00:27:02.569 she set out with Twiddle Nose, her pet rabbit. 00:27:03.190 --> 00:27:07.509 Grandma was pleased. Thank you, Totty, she said. 00:27:07.630 --> 00:27:10.269 I'm sure if you hadn't reminded me, I would have 00:27:10.269 --> 00:27:13.150 forgotten it was my birthday. At least that is 00:27:13.150 --> 00:27:16.329 what she said. But perhaps she only said it to 00:27:16.329 --> 00:27:21.190 please Totty. What do you think? I think that's 00:27:21.190 --> 00:27:25.309 kind of macabre. Oh, I was expecting it to be 00:27:25.309 --> 00:27:27.589 boiling the rabbit or something. No, but it's 00:27:27.589 --> 00:27:31.170 like a very soft, weird way to introduce children 00:27:31.170 --> 00:27:35.789 to old people getting dementia. and forgetting 00:27:35.789 --> 00:27:38.410 their shit and saying things to please other 00:27:38.410 --> 00:27:40.589 people to show that they haven't forgotten the 00:27:40.589 --> 00:27:43.190 stuff they've forgotten. I just don't celebrate 00:27:43.190 --> 00:27:46.430 my birthday. Yeah, I'm the only one that remembers 00:27:46.430 --> 00:27:49.150 your birthday because I'm awkward to make a thing 00:27:49.150 --> 00:27:52.809 of it. It's just another day. I'm not a child. 00:27:53.910 --> 00:27:56.630 It's not important. This book, it's got to be 00:27:56.630 --> 00:27:59.450 100 pages long. If not more. Yeah, they're not. 00:27:59.490 --> 00:28:01.069 Oh, it's weird they're not numbered. The Black 00:28:01.069 --> 00:28:03.849 Princess Father. Oh, there are. Oh, 152. Ah, 00:28:04.029 --> 00:28:09.210 157 to the end of the index. Yeah, there we are. 00:28:09.529 --> 00:28:12.849 The Zoo Zebra. Zorina and the Hawk. Wish Upon 00:28:12.849 --> 00:28:18.390 a Star. Willy and the Wagtail. Anyway, that's 00:28:18.390 --> 00:28:23.990 my book. It is very tatty. The paper sleeve is 00:28:23.990 --> 00:28:27.009 still on the hardcover, but it has been ripped 00:28:27.009 --> 00:28:29.490 and folded up at the back. The colours are really 00:28:29.490 --> 00:28:31.930 nice. They're still vivid. Yeah, they are still 00:28:31.930 --> 00:28:34.670 really vivid. The colours are great. The illustrations 00:28:34.670 --> 00:28:37.130 are super weird and of the time. Someone who 00:28:37.130 --> 00:28:41.609 was probably on drugs designed them. I don't 00:28:41.609 --> 00:28:43.450 think I'm going to donate this to my youngest 00:28:43.450 --> 00:28:46.089 niece and nephew. I think I'll just keep this 00:28:46.089 --> 00:28:48.690 for... Cameron needs an emergency book. Let's 00:28:48.690 --> 00:28:50.950 find some more weird shit in the 300 Tiny Tales. 00:28:51.170 --> 00:28:59.380 Seems to be a safe one to dip into. oh thank 00:28:59.380 --> 00:29:02.339 you very very much for listening uh if there's 00:29:02.339 --> 00:29:05.440 a gap between now and episode 23 it's just that 00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:07.660 life has got in the way and i haven't had the 00:29:07.660 --> 00:29:10.200 chance to do a goddamn thing about getting anything 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:13.019 together for an episode so apologies very much 00:29:13.019 --> 00:29:15.900 in advance hopefully normal service will be resumed 00:29:15.900 --> 00:29:18.839 but it's just in case i've got to say that's 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.119 fine i don't know what shit's coming up i've 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:24.079 got to say thank you We have to say thank you 00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:27.700 to Who Takes the Socks Off. We do. I was happy 00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:29.660 to leave the show in your capable hands this 00:29:29.660 --> 00:29:33.559 episode. Because I've proven concept. Proven 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:35.720 your hosting chops. Well, I've proven my hosting 00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:38.339 chops for other people's podcasts, not my own. 00:29:38.539 --> 00:29:40.400 Oh, you know what you're doing here. So yes, 00:29:40.579 --> 00:29:44.559 thank you to Simon and Ross and Bon Allen and 00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:47.740 Nina Buckley. They were awesome. Bon, Nina and 00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:50.819 myself took over Who Takes the Socks Off episode 00:29:50.819 --> 00:29:54.839 51 to discuss why people think women aren't funny 00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:58.500 and funny women in comedy. And it was really 00:29:58.500 --> 00:30:02.420 good fun. We all had a laugh. The setup is great. 00:30:02.539 --> 00:30:04.960 There's a little bit of an acting section at 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:07.440 the beginning, which we all laughed heartily 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:10.250 at. Hopefully Ross has listened now because he 00:30:10.250 --> 00:30:11.970 jumped off the call whilst we were recording 00:30:11.970 --> 00:30:13.390 because he didn't want to have anything spoiled 00:30:13.390 --> 00:30:15.930 for him. So yeah, thank you so much for having 00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:18.730 me. It was great. I'll come back any time you 00:30:18.730 --> 00:30:22.250 want a female takeover. Just, you know, kick 00:30:22.250 --> 00:30:25.069 Jeebus up the bum and I'll replace him every 00:30:25.069 --> 00:30:27.089 now and then if you feel like it, Simon. But 00:30:27.089 --> 00:30:32.289 I do charge. The first one's free. We're part 00:30:32.289 --> 00:30:35.990 of the Studio Channel 84 network. Who takes the 00:30:35.990 --> 00:30:38.059 socks off? One of our fellow shows were their 00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:41.500 spin -off minisode series, Socks On or Off. Usually 00:30:41.500 --> 00:30:44.940 a panel show type episode, but more of a discussion 00:30:44.940 --> 00:30:47.079 this last time. And it was still a good listening 00:30:47.079 --> 00:30:48.960 with you and the ladies as well. Yeah, fair enough. 00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:51.519 Nino did laugh a little bit too hard at you at 00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:54.359 one point. Ah, yeah, but like I said, I think 00:30:54.359 --> 00:30:56.579 that was because we both have a deep understanding 00:30:56.579 --> 00:30:58.500 of what it's like to go through two marriages 00:30:58.500 --> 00:31:00.779 and two divorces and be on the other side of 00:31:00.779 --> 00:31:03.400 it in our 40s. Yeah, it was when the laugh came 00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:10.140 back. yeah she must have gone this is really 00:31:10.140 --> 00:31:12.279 funny and then died off a bit and gone oh my 00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:14.200 god I remember this this is really funny because 00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:16.420 it's related to that but anyway yes brilliant 00:31:16.420 --> 00:31:18.740 because you got married twice there's one laugh 00:31:18.740 --> 00:31:21.819 for each yeah yeah that's probably fair thank 00:31:21.819 --> 00:31:24.839 you very much to Tom as well for the present 00:31:24.839 --> 00:31:27.160 stylophone and the very fancy present hopefully 00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:28.759 we'll put it to use I don't know if I meant to 00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:30.779 be mentioning it but thank you very very much 00:31:30.779 --> 00:31:33.730 you can say whatever you want oh swanky a F. 00:31:33.809 --> 00:31:37.369 Let me just say that. They're very swanky. Thank 00:31:37.369 --> 00:31:39.450 you very much. And you can listen to the Variety 00:31:39.450 --> 00:31:42.289 Show. He does the Untitled Sci -Fi Show with 00:31:42.289 --> 00:31:45.329 Rob. And Rob does the Variety Show with Tom. 00:31:45.650 --> 00:31:49.670 Oh, that's channel84 .co .uk every other Monday. 00:31:49.789 --> 00:31:53.049 And Who Takes Socks Off is a monthly podcast. 00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:56.750 And we're at likelyused .co .uk. But all of us 00:31:56.750 --> 00:32:00.349 all together, channel84 .co .uk is where you 00:32:00.349 --> 00:32:03.519 can find us all. Thanks for listening. I'll try 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.799 and be more awake for the next episode. Ah, no 00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:08.180 one's going to hold it against you. And I'll 00:32:08.180 --> 00:32:10.039 try and make sure the next episode's on time. 00:32:10.180 --> 00:32:13.559 Thanks for listening to The Karen Show. Adam 00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:17.400 and Karen have been lightly used. 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