WEBVTT 00:00:01.610 --> 00:00:12.750 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. Welcome 00:00:12.750 --> 00:00:18.129 to Lightly Used, episode 19, I think? Question 00:00:18.129 --> 00:00:22.609 mark? 20. Episode 20? Already. Episode 20? Yeah. 00:00:22.670 --> 00:00:29.370 Is it really? We'll be at a year soon. That's 00:00:29.370 --> 00:00:31.829 mad. All right, well, welcome to episode 20 of 00:00:31.829 --> 00:00:34.229 Likely Used with me, Karen, and your other lovely 00:00:34.229 --> 00:00:37.270 host over opposite me across the table. Hello, 00:00:37.350 --> 00:00:39.609 I'm Clapper. You have to listen to the last Who 00:00:39.609 --> 00:00:41.929 Takes the Socks Off episode to get that backstory. 00:00:42.329 --> 00:00:46.590 Otherwise known as Adam. Yes, thank you, Simon 00:00:46.590 --> 00:00:48.750 and Ross, for having me on episode 50 of Who 00:00:48.750 --> 00:00:52.850 Takes the Socks Off. And secondary... Thank you. 00:00:52.909 --> 00:00:56.049 We cryptically teased it. We did. Sorry, I thought 00:00:56.049 --> 00:00:58.390 Adam was going to say something completely unrelated. 00:00:58.509 --> 00:01:01.829 I was teasing into that. Yeah. So we mentioned 00:01:01.829 --> 00:01:07.299 briefly, cryptically. Not sure if we were supposed 00:01:07.299 --> 00:01:10.599 to last time that I was also going to be featured 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:14.620 on a different podcast. And I've been given the 00:01:14.620 --> 00:01:16.620 green light to tell you all that that is the 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:20.980 A Point of Cthulhu podcast. And I play a big 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:25.640 mean baddie that probably swears way more than 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:28.579 she should. I mean, I think I do anyway. It's 00:01:28.579 --> 00:01:31.879 made me a Saturday morning cartoon. Well, it's 00:01:31.879 --> 00:01:35.989 a very... grown -up, hellish, post -apocalyptic 00:01:35.989 --> 00:01:39.650 cartoon. But anyway, they're playing Blister 00:01:39.650 --> 00:01:42.569 Critters at the moment. It is good. I got to 00:01:42.569 --> 00:01:44.170 beat some people up, which I thoroughly enjoyed. 00:01:44.349 --> 00:01:46.370 And thank you to Matt and the rest of the team 00:01:46.370 --> 00:01:49.909 for having me on board. I think I am in episode 00:01:49.909 --> 00:01:54.030 17, 18 or 19. It's one of those three. Oh, check 00:01:54.030 --> 00:01:56.689 it out. A Pint of Cthulhu. That's available on 00:01:56.689 --> 00:02:00.090 all internets near you. Indeed it is. Also from 00:02:00.090 --> 00:02:06.599 last episode, Crystal Maze. You owe me £10, and 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:10.120 I owe you an apology. Oh, shall we call it even? 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:12.500 First of all, sorry for snatching the Maze Master 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:15.759 book. It was, you're looking at answers! And 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:19.180 I thought, hang on, I also realised, you're looking 00:02:19.180 --> 00:02:23.300 at answers on my behalf. Look at the book! Read 00:02:23.300 --> 00:02:26.139 all of it! And as you pointed out, it was a physical. 00:02:26.259 --> 00:02:28.419 The answer's not going to be in there. No, it's 00:02:28.419 --> 00:02:33.759 not. You absolute flute. Apology accepted. You're 00:02:33.759 --> 00:02:37.020 not getting a tenner. You did bet that I wouldn't 00:02:37.020 --> 00:02:39.219 choose a physical tenner. That is true. I'm just 00:02:39.219 --> 00:02:41.400 very glad that I got the roller dice and not 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.379 the jump stars because that would never have 00:02:43.379 --> 00:02:45.580 happened. And the bits that are fast forwarded, 00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:49.860 the audio that you missed, it was Jackson organising 00:02:49.860 --> 00:02:53.560 picture tiles and you were rolling a dice over 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:55.659 and over to get it. One, two, three, six. Just 00:02:55.659 --> 00:02:59.599 annoying noises. It was more visual. From last 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.280 episode, Bibliotet, I forgot to mention. You 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:04.500 can see it on the episode 19 blog post when I 00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:06.419 showed the page that I learned the phonetic alphabet 00:03:06.419 --> 00:03:09.419 from. The example of the crime that responding 00:03:09.419 --> 00:03:11.659 to, I just pointed out that bit in the bottom 00:03:11.659 --> 00:03:13.819 of the page, the phonetic alphabet. The top bit 00:03:13.819 --> 00:03:15.099 of the page, the crime that they're responding 00:03:15.099 --> 00:03:18.500 to. Remember this book came out in 1979. Oh. 00:03:19.039 --> 00:03:21.560 When the burglars break into the fur shop, an 00:03:21.560 --> 00:03:24.840 alarm sounds at the control room. Well, at least 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:27.139 they didn't specify the race of the burglars, 00:03:27.139 --> 00:03:29.639 just the fact that it was a fur shop. The version 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:32.560 I've linked to in the blogs from 2008, 2009, 00:03:32.819 --> 00:03:37.800 it says the alarm was from the watch shop. Coming 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:40.020 up on the show today, we've got lightly used 00:03:40.020 --> 00:03:43.319 news, chat in the box. I'm guessing first. You 00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:46.500 are. The final episode or final instalment of 00:03:46.500 --> 00:03:49.120 the Crystal Maze. We've made it. We've made it. 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:51.819 We're finally in that bloody Crystal Dome. It's 00:03:51.819 --> 00:03:56.539 taking us. In real time, how many months? Several. 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:59.819 Six months. And considering we're doing these 00:03:59.819 --> 00:04:04.340 fortnightly, that's been twice as long. Yeah. 00:04:04.699 --> 00:04:07.699 That's how maths work. And it's your choice of 00:04:07.699 --> 00:04:10.039 book to end the show in bibliotech. It is, and 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:15.099 don't get excited. Okay, I won't. Neither should 00:04:15.099 --> 00:04:20.180 you either then, listeners. Wait, whoops. Please 00:04:20.180 --> 00:04:22.920 stick around till the end still. Well, I get 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:33.579 excited about it, but you won't. For more lightly 00:04:33.579 --> 00:04:36.699 used reportage, we turn to the Abergavenny Chronicle 00:04:36.699 --> 00:04:39.920 from Tim Butters on Monday, the 1st of July, 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:45.180 2024. Abergavenny Man claims he's all that stands 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:49.819 between the world and eternal night. An epic 00:04:49.819 --> 00:04:52.180 of any man has made the fanciful claim that he 00:04:52.180 --> 00:04:54.759 is all that stands between this world and eternal 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:58.139 night. It's a bold statement, I know, but ask 00:04:58.139 --> 00:05:00.079 anyone. I've always been about the statement, 00:05:00.379 --> 00:05:02.879 explained semi -professional paranormal investigator 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:05.980 Johnny Turnip. It was Sir Lancelot who awakened 00:05:05.980 --> 00:05:08.199 me to my true destiny, Turnip told the Chronicle 00:05:08.199 --> 00:05:11.560 between mouthfuls of scotch egg. For years, I'd 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.639 sort of coaxed it along, no real ambition or 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:16.180 motivation, other than to have a good time all 00:05:16.180 --> 00:05:19.160 the time. But deep down, I sort of knew I was 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:21.620 born for something special, and my new mate Lance 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:24.860 confirmed it. After meeting a mysterious stranger 00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:28.540 in Llanfoyce Cemetery, Turnip said, The scales 00:05:28.540 --> 00:05:31.139 finally fell from my eyes. I saw things how they 00:05:31.139 --> 00:05:35.459 truly are. Infinite. After claiming to be the 00:05:35.459 --> 00:05:38.220 reincarnation of Sir Lancelot, The stranger explained 00:05:38.220 --> 00:05:40.180 that he'd been sent back to Earth to convince 00:05:40.180 --> 00:05:42.620 Turnip to find and dig up the body of King Arthur 00:05:42.620 --> 00:05:45.319 before resurrecting the once and future king 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:49.079 and restoring balance to the world. At first, 00:05:49.180 --> 00:05:51.199 it sounded crazier than a barrel of rattlesnakes 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:53.920 at a full moon party, explained Turnip. But then, 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:55.399 after listening to him ramble on like a head 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:59.240 kiss for a few minutes, it all made sense. Turnip 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:03.019 added, Lance said that only a soul pure in thought 00:06:03.019 --> 00:06:05.850 and deed could wield Excalibur. channel King 00:06:05.850 --> 00:06:08.509 Arthur's spirit, and heal the world and its people. 00:06:09.509 --> 00:06:11.750 Instinctively, I knew he was talking about me. 00:06:12.430 --> 00:06:15.550 In a giddy rush, I quoted Shakespeare. Some are 00:06:15.550 --> 00:06:18.629 born great, some achieve greatness, and some 00:06:18.629 --> 00:06:21.410 have greatness thrust upon them. But I take all 00:06:21.410 --> 00:06:25.470 those boxes, don't I? Yes, Johnny, you do, he 00:06:25.470 --> 00:06:30.720 said. You're a very special person. I thought 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:35.220 you were going to say very special boy. I stood 00:06:35.220 --> 00:06:37.939 up in triumph, shook my fists at the heavens 00:06:37.939 --> 00:06:40.319 and roared, Who's laughing now, you bastards? 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:43.060 And then a crow landed on the nearby gravestone 00:06:43.060 --> 00:06:45.319 and started shrieking at me, as if mocking my 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:47.600 finest moment, which ruined my triumphant mood 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:50.399 a bit. Sensing my disappointment, Lance grabbed 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:53.839 both my hands and urged, There are forces of 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:56.379 darkness gathering that seek to cast all that 00:06:56.379 --> 00:06:58.420 is good and pure in this world into a pit of 00:06:58.420 --> 00:07:01.360 no return. You're talking about the general election, 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:04.819 aren't you? I said. Lance just sighed impatiently 00:07:04.819 --> 00:07:07.959 and replied, You alone have been chosen to resurrect 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:12.220 King Arthur, wield Excalibur, and save humanity 00:07:12.220 --> 00:07:17.459 from itself. I am old, so old, and have not the 00:07:17.459 --> 00:07:21.420 strength or courage to do what needs doing. You 00:07:21.420 --> 00:07:24.019 are true to yourself, Turnip, and care not what 00:07:24.019 --> 00:07:27.240 the world thinks of you. That is power beyond 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:29.829 words. and the reason you have been chosen by 00:07:29.829 --> 00:07:32.250 the Knights of the Round Table to lead this quest. 00:07:32.930 --> 00:07:37.230 Do you accept your mission? I replied, Man, my 00:07:37.230 --> 00:07:38.810 mate Tom Cruise would love all this Cloak and 00:07:38.810 --> 00:07:41.949 Dagger mission stuff. He thrives on it. But yes, 00:07:42.050 --> 00:07:44.889 yes, I accept. Where's my horse? Or have you 00:07:44.889 --> 00:07:47.829 got me a Harley? Turnip explained that Sir Lancelot 00:07:47.829 --> 00:07:50.750 looked at him quizzically before saying, This 00:07:50.750 --> 00:07:54.389 is no joke, Turnip. Long is the way, and hard 00:07:54.389 --> 00:07:56.569 the journey that leads from darkness to light. 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:59.319 You will need fellow knights to aid you in your 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:03.199 quest. One will fall in battle, one will betray 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:06.319 your cause, and one will lose their mind to the 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:09.060 terror that lies in the darkness between the 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:12.920 stars. Pray tell, who will you name as your brothers 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:17.360 -in -arms? You can pick four, no more. That's 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:19.920 easy, I said. I'll take Big Tony, Puerto Rico 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:21.939 Paul, Fast Eddie, and if he doesn't have to sign 00:08:21.939 --> 00:08:24.699 on this week, JFK Jones. They'll be my knights. 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:29.819 Very well. said Lance. It is done. Summon your 00:08:29.819 --> 00:08:33.200 men and fill them with courage. Inspire them 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:36.639 with vision. Strengthen their resolve and take 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:40.700 the road to Llandevry in the morn. Hold on a 00:08:40.700 --> 00:08:43.559 minute. Repeat what you just said, I cried with 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:46.299 a growing sense of unease. Looking all perplexed 00:08:46.299 --> 00:08:49.279 and pained, Lance began. Summon your men. No, 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:51.580 no, no, no, no, I interrupted. The bit about 00:08:51.580 --> 00:08:54.139 taking the road to Llandevry. What's wrong with 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:57.529 Llandevry? He asked. What's right with it? I 00:08:57.529 --> 00:09:00.529 bellowed. Have you ever been to Mid Wales? Well, 00:09:00.549 --> 00:09:03.370 I have. I lived in a cave just outside Biltwells 00:09:03.370 --> 00:09:05.210 for four years during Covid and I nearly lost 00:09:05.210 --> 00:09:08.409 my mind. Llandaffery's worse. I used to be dragged 00:09:08.409 --> 00:09:10.230 there as a youngster for family camping holidays 00:09:10.230 --> 00:09:12.490 and I don't think I've ever quite recovered. 00:09:12.889 --> 00:09:16.049 The boredom and tedium and endless fields full 00:09:16.049 --> 00:09:18.990 of livestock and broken people. I can't go back. 00:09:19.210 --> 00:09:22.889 I can't. Turnip explained. Since then I was distraught. 00:09:23.370 --> 00:09:25.330 Lance grabbed my head between his two hands, 00:09:25.450 --> 00:09:28.509 enclosed in white satin gloves, and said, Sir 00:09:28.509 --> 00:09:31.809 Turnip, you must slay this phobia of Llandavery, 00:09:31.950 --> 00:09:35.730 or to become your Achilles' heel. I implore you, 00:09:35.809 --> 00:09:39.049 gather your knights, travel to Llandavery Castle, 00:09:39.330 --> 00:09:42.330 kneel at the statue of Llewellyn ap Groved, and 00:09:42.330 --> 00:09:45.070 summon the spirit of the great prince. He alone 00:09:45.070 --> 00:09:47.450 can guide you to King Arthur's final resting 00:09:47.450 --> 00:09:50.289 place. The forces of light are counting upon 00:09:50.289 --> 00:09:55.370 you. Now go forth. and save us all. Turnip said, 00:09:55.509 --> 00:09:57.789 I've always had a sense of the dramatic, and 00:09:57.789 --> 00:09:59.690 Lance's words banished all the lingering dread 00:09:59.690 --> 00:10:02.529 I had of returning to Landovery. When your job's 00:10:02.529 --> 00:10:04.210 saving the world, you've got to put personal 00:10:04.210 --> 00:10:06.750 prejudices aside. Not everyone is lucky enough 00:10:06.750 --> 00:10:09.250 to live in the Mahdi, and as an urban sophisticate. 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:11.200 I knew I could probably grow to tolerate people 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:13.679 from Mid Wales rather than actively despise them. 00:10:15.019 --> 00:10:17.820 I high -fived Lance, roared, I'll be in touch 00:10:17.820 --> 00:10:19.519 when the job's done to discuss payment terms, 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:21.720 and I ran like the wind to the pub to find the 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:25.820 boys and let them know the plan. Turnabout it. 00:10:26.379 --> 00:10:28.639 When I told Big Tony the news, he just looked 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:30.500 up from his game of online roulette, shrugged 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:32.220 his shoulders and said he'd drive as long as 00:10:32.220 --> 00:10:35.679 I paid for all the beer, which seemed fair. Fast 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:37.519 Eddie was a bit dubious at first, because his 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:39.320 only experience of Llandaffery had been the bad 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:40.879 one with the Duke of Edinburgh scheme the thick 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:43.700 kids at school used to do. But, when I said there's 00:10:43.700 --> 00:10:45.620 a bit of sword fighting involved, he jumped at 00:10:45.620 --> 00:10:49.019 the chance. He's always loved a scrap. JFK Jones 00:10:49.019 --> 00:10:51.059 was chomping at the bit, because, as his nickname 00:10:51.059 --> 00:10:53.419 suggests, he loves anything involving conspiracies. 00:10:54.580 --> 00:10:56.639 Puerto Rico Paul took a bit of persuading, because 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.500 he'd had a few bookings that week for his Simon 00:10:58.500 --> 00:11:00.960 Le Bon tribute act. But, when offered to buy 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:02.980 him VIP tickets the next time Duran Duran was 00:11:02.980 --> 00:11:06.019 on tour... He reluctantly agreed. The gang was 00:11:06.019 --> 00:11:08.500 united. The game was on. As we took the road 00:11:08.500 --> 00:11:10.860 in Big Tony's brand new Redfoot Rascal, singing 00:11:10.860 --> 00:11:12.879 the swords of a thousand men, it all seemed like 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:15.220 a bit of a landish caper. But as we passed a 00:11:15.220 --> 00:11:17.620 sign reading Llandavery, I knew instinctively 00:11:17.620 --> 00:11:21.179 that hell and all its hordes lay in wait. To 00:11:21.179 --> 00:11:24.759 be continued. Brilliant. I must have been one 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:26.299 of the thick kids at school because I did Duke 00:11:26.299 --> 00:11:29.320 of Edinburgh. That's why I laughed so hard at 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:37.509 that line. Do you want to play a game? Oh, is 00:11:37.509 --> 00:11:41.269 this like Saw? Is there an option? No. No, you're 00:11:41.269 --> 00:11:42.590 all right. You sure you don't want to play a 00:11:42.590 --> 00:11:44.669 game? Yeah, get off that tricycle as well. It's 00:11:44.669 --> 00:11:47.929 freaking me out. All right, all right. We'll 00:11:47.929 --> 00:11:51.649 just do this instead. It's time for Tat in the 00:11:51.649 --> 00:11:54.370 Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the 00:11:54.370 --> 00:11:56.950 Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the 00:11:56.950 --> 00:12:00.590 Box, Tat in the Box. It's time for Tighten the 00:12:00.590 --> 00:12:04.889 Box. Hey, and it's my turn to close my eyes and 00:12:04.889 --> 00:12:07.470 guess first. Yes, it is. So close your eyes and 00:12:07.470 --> 00:12:11.129 put your hands out. The hands are out. Bring 00:12:11.129 --> 00:12:15.230 your hands together. Oh, it's quite cold. It 00:12:15.230 --> 00:12:22.519 feels like it's a box, board game size box. I'm 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.379 not capable of guessing the rules or anything 00:12:24.379 --> 00:12:26.840 from this. No. I can't tell if there's anything 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:29.980 printed inside. It's a little bit glossy outside, 00:12:30.220 --> 00:12:34.940 matte inside the box lid. What have we got here? 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:41.879 I don't know if that's going to be... That's 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.200 the mic. This is, I think, a paper folder board. 00:12:46.100 --> 00:12:50.809 Yes, it's a playing surface. Okay. There's two 00:12:50.809 --> 00:12:55.090 of those. Okay. Oh. Has this been featured on 00:12:55.090 --> 00:12:58.409 the show? No. Okay. So I'm not going to get any 00:12:58.409 --> 00:13:01.210 little Nessie Hunt cellophane bits. You're absolutely 00:13:01.210 --> 00:13:02.990 not going to know what it is. I mean, you know, 00:13:02.990 --> 00:13:04.889 saying that it's a board game is about as close 00:13:04.889 --> 00:13:06.870 as you're probably going to get. Right. I've 00:13:06.870 --> 00:13:11.269 finally got down to some pieces. Yes. It just 00:13:11.269 --> 00:13:15.350 feels like the world's hardest jigsaw. Right. 00:13:15.370 --> 00:13:20.259 These are just rectangles and squares. Yes. Do 00:13:20.259 --> 00:13:23.320 you want to open your eyes? And the way you've 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:25.100 laid everything out gives you no further clue 00:13:25.100 --> 00:13:28.519 as to what the actual game is. No, hang on. I 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.659 can see a name. Constantine. I'm guessing this 00:13:31.659 --> 00:13:35.279 is some star. No, it's maybe not star. Let me 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:40.100 have a look at some more shapes and ships. Constantine. 00:13:42.100 --> 00:13:43.639 Iperanga. I could have picked an easier one. 00:13:44.399 --> 00:13:47.419 This one's just called Beta 3. And this one's 00:13:47.419 --> 00:13:50.570 called F2. No, I don't. I'm not going to guess 00:13:50.570 --> 00:13:52.950 the franchise or anything from it, but I'm guessing 00:13:52.950 --> 00:13:58.929 it's some sort of empire building board game. 00:13:58.970 --> 00:14:02.870 You sort of strategy sort of thing in space. 00:14:02.909 --> 00:14:07.730 You dominate an area of space. Yes. So this is 00:14:07.730 --> 00:14:11.629 the game that I bought on eBay last year and 00:14:11.629 --> 00:14:14.409 kept super secret, super safe and didn't unwrap 00:14:14.409 --> 00:14:17.919 it because I was wanting it to be the next. torturous 00:14:17.919 --> 00:14:20.860 board game that we had to play, like Nessie -level 00:14:20.860 --> 00:14:24.159 rules. But unfortunately, it is missing an essential 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:27.940 guidebook. Oh, is it online? I've not managed 00:14:27.940 --> 00:14:30.019 to locate it online yet, although I have been 00:14:30.019 --> 00:14:33.220 looking. There's lots of forums, but no one seems 00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:37.320 to have the actual rulebook that I need, which 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:40.779 is a bit of a shame. So this is Star Cruiser 00:14:40.779 --> 00:14:45.799 2300 by The Games Designer Workshop. It's from 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:49.500 the mid -1970s, I think. As I said, it was an 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:53.320 eBay purchase. It cost me £5 .98 and the postage 00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:56.820 was free. The aim of the game, it's a tabletop 00:14:56.820 --> 00:15:00.240 role -playing game. The two big black fold -out 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:02.779 paper bits that you said were a playing surface. 00:15:04.860 --> 00:15:07.100 It's a two -player game, so each player gets 00:15:07.100 --> 00:15:10.100 one of these fold -out surfaces and that is your 00:15:10.100 --> 00:15:13.700 area of space. And the idea is to construct your 00:15:13.700 --> 00:15:17.659 starship or star cruiser. and then test it out 00:15:17.659 --> 00:15:20.259 in action against the other player. So it's a 00:15:20.259 --> 00:15:22.080 bit like battleships in that regard, in that 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.840 we've got an individual playing field. Yes, that's 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:27.639 the one. Your opponent's job is to stay hidden 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:30.320 and force you to miss hitting them with any of 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:33.320 the weapons you so desire to choose. I think 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:36.299 there's like missiles and lasers and space mines 00:15:36.299 --> 00:15:37.580 or something like that. I haven't read it all. 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:42.279 This is classed as a hard sci -fi tabletop role 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:45.440 -playing game. The game's designer workshop ran 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:50.240 from... 1973 to 1996. Many of their games are 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:53.259 now carried by other publishers. Although I didn't 00:15:53.259 --> 00:15:55.100 write a list down because as we all know, I'm 00:15:55.100 --> 00:16:00.179 a lazy girl. The founders of GDW were Frank Chadwick, 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:03.399 Rick Banner, Mark Miller and Lauren Wiseman. 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:07.019 Now that's Lauren, L -O -R -E -N. So I don't 00:16:07.019 --> 00:16:10.279 know if that's a man or a woman. GDW published 00:16:10.279 --> 00:16:15.500 a new product on average. every 22 days for over 00:16:15.500 --> 00:16:20.539 20 years. So that is an extensive fat catalogue. 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:23.879 They published role -playing games with fantastical 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:26.779 settings, as well as games with realistic themes, 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.240 including rule sets for 15 and 20mm miniatures 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:33.299 during the American Civil War, World War I and 00:16:33.299 --> 00:16:35.700 World War II. And like I said, if I can find 00:16:35.700 --> 00:16:38.259 a copy of the book that I'm missing, download 00:16:38.259 --> 00:16:41.000 it and get it printed, then I want us to bring 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:44.320 this into the games section because... I actually 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:46.639 think it would be really fun. I'm getting into 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:50.779 my TTRPGs, you know, with my APOC friends and 00:16:50.779 --> 00:16:53.419 all that. And I started listening to a new podcast 00:16:53.419 --> 00:16:56.759 today. Shout out to them, Vintage RPG. New pod 00:16:56.759 --> 00:17:01.350 nod. Yeah. follow us on instagram now so thank 00:17:01.350 --> 00:17:04.190 you very much to them oh hello chaps and chaps 00:17:04.190 --> 00:17:07.630 indeed i'm not on instagram no you're not i i 00:17:07.630 --> 00:17:10.930 the reason social media is so lax is because 00:17:10.930 --> 00:17:14.450 it's my responsibility and i tend to forget about 00:17:14.450 --> 00:17:18.230 it about three days after an episode has been 00:17:18.230 --> 00:17:21.329 published well i can't be asked at all so i can't 00:17:21.329 --> 00:17:24.869 give you any grief for it But anyway, this is 00:17:24.869 --> 00:17:28.710 my tat. This is my game. And I really hope that 00:17:28.710 --> 00:17:31.289 I can find all the paperwork because I do think 00:17:31.289 --> 00:17:33.430 it will be good fun. That must be one of the 00:17:33.430 --> 00:17:36.329 only missing things. It's even got the game response 00:17:36.329 --> 00:17:40.069 card in here. Please stamp here so you can respond. 00:17:40.069 --> 00:17:42.710 Let us know what you thought of our game. Send 00:17:42.710 --> 00:17:45.890 this and it'll be on our mailing list. What made 00:17:45.890 --> 00:17:48.809 you decide to buy this game? I wanted to torture 00:17:48.809 --> 00:17:52.259 Adam. The only options they've got is Games Design 00:17:52.259 --> 00:17:55.019 Workshop, Flyer or Catalogue. I liked other games 00:17:55.019 --> 00:17:57.440 in the series. I like Game Design Workshop games 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:00.039 in general. I like the information on the back 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.559 of the box. Is there information on the back 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:04.660 of the box? Hopefully I've got all the pieces 00:18:04.660 --> 00:18:06.599 in there, so I'll have to... There is information 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:08.700 on the back of the box. Right, we'll be taking 00:18:08.700 --> 00:18:11.619 photos extensively of this. We will snap pics 00:18:11.619 --> 00:18:14.920 of all of this. We'll snap a few if we decide 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:18.049 to play it. then we will snap even more of them. 00:18:18.069 --> 00:18:22.230 Okay. I'll just read their top sentence on this. 00:18:22.329 --> 00:18:24.650 It says, The definitive source of information 00:18:24.650 --> 00:18:29.009 for the starships of the year 2300 has arrived. 00:18:29.309 --> 00:18:32.289 Star Cruiser is both a complete addition to the 00:18:32.289 --> 00:18:35.990 Traveller 2300 rules and an exciting board game 00:18:35.990 --> 00:18:39.150 of futuristic space combat. I was going to ask, 00:18:39.269 --> 00:18:42.369 when you were talking, is... Traveler, one of 00:18:42.369 --> 00:18:44.029 the foreign names of it. I'm guessing Traveler 00:18:44.029 --> 00:18:47.609 is the franchise and Star Cruiser is a subsection 00:18:47.609 --> 00:18:50.109 of that. Yeah, a bit like Star Trek and then 00:18:50.109 --> 00:18:53.170 Star Trek Next Generation, Star Trek DS9. But 00:18:53.170 --> 00:18:55.410 also you can put down you wanted to torture me. 00:18:55.690 --> 00:18:57.769 Oh really? Is there any other option? There is 00:18:57.769 --> 00:19:00.990 a box. Other reason explained below. And also 00:19:00.990 --> 00:19:03.150 check this box if it's your first game design 00:19:03.150 --> 00:19:06.230 workshop game. Awesome. It's a shame they don't 00:19:06.230 --> 00:19:07.710 exist anymore because otherwise I'd have filled 00:19:07.710 --> 00:19:09.230 that in and posted it to them in Bloomington. 00:19:09.769 --> 00:19:12.029 Which adds the value now. Yeah, that's true. 00:19:12.210 --> 00:19:17.230 Extra mintiness. Mint on paper. Okay, are you 00:19:17.230 --> 00:19:22.750 ready to guess? As I'll ever be. May the psychic 00:19:22.750 --> 00:19:31.730 hands forever know thy touchings. I don't know 00:19:31.730 --> 00:19:33.410 if that's covering up a noise I'm making there 00:19:33.410 --> 00:19:37.410 at all. Nearly ready. Nearly ready? Oh my God, 00:19:37.470 --> 00:19:40.460 were you putting an outfit on or something? Is 00:19:40.460 --> 00:19:42.559 it fancy dress? Have you come as Bob the Builder? 00:19:42.660 --> 00:19:51.619 The heels. Okay, it's a multi -part, but I will 00:19:51.619 --> 00:19:54.259 give you two out of the three parts. It's just 00:19:54.259 --> 00:19:56.660 a good idea. Put your hands forward a little 00:19:56.660 --> 00:20:00.839 bit. I will slide this between. Oh, hello. Slided 00:20:00.839 --> 00:20:05.720 between my hands. It's not too heavy. It's definitely 00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:10.079 plastic involved in this. Yep. Moving pieces. 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:13.279 Can I break any of this? No. Ooh, that opens. 00:20:16.079 --> 00:20:20.740 Where your hand was. I shouldn't be helping. 00:20:20.940 --> 00:20:23.619 No, don't help me. I'm being gentle as instructed. 00:20:25.099 --> 00:20:29.240 Is it on the correct bottom surface? Yes, it 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:33.880 is facing the right way up. Oh. I think I might 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:36.539 know what it is. For the sake of it, before you 00:20:36.539 --> 00:20:39.720 do anything. Before I do say what it is. This 00:20:39.720 --> 00:20:43.160 will confirm, I believe. What I wanted to say 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:47.059 initially is, you know the big Optimus Prime 00:20:47.059 --> 00:20:52.279 rigs? Like when he's a truck. Oh, I wish. I was 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:55.460 thinking, oh, that could be something like that, 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:58.079 but it's not the right shape. So I think this 00:20:58.079 --> 00:21:03.950 is your CD cassette deck. Combi player minus 00:21:03.950 --> 00:21:06.730 its speakers. Well, that was the second bit I 00:21:06.730 --> 00:21:08.710 was going to give you. Ah, right. Okay. Yeah, 00:21:08.769 --> 00:21:11.450 you can open your eyes. Okay. Oh, there it is. 00:21:11.529 --> 00:21:14.950 Oh, it's a Sharp. I think I had one of these, 00:21:15.029 --> 00:21:17.609 you know, but I think it had the clear top with 00:21:17.609 --> 00:21:20.630 the same green plastic on the front. Well, this 00:21:20.630 --> 00:21:27.099 is a Sharp XL30. Micro hi -fi system, which I 00:21:27.099 --> 00:21:31.200 found in the attic. Micro component system. Oh, 00:21:31.220 --> 00:21:34.559 same bloody thing. Yeah, I found this in the 00:21:34.559 --> 00:21:37.960 attic. It's a CD, radio and cassette player. 00:21:38.890 --> 00:21:41.190 I could barely find any information online, I'll 00:21:41.190 --> 00:21:43.430 be honest. Oh, what a shame. The only things 00:21:43.430 --> 00:21:46.150 I could really find online were links to, well, 00:21:46.170 --> 00:21:50.390 alleged links to manuals. Lots and lots of them 00:21:50.390 --> 00:21:52.950 with sites with lots and lots of cookies, and 00:21:52.950 --> 00:21:55.529 I wasn't going to allow any of them. You know, 00:21:55.549 --> 00:21:57.369 I just wanted to know what year it was made. 00:21:57.430 --> 00:22:02.509 I think 2005. Oh, really? As late as that? That's 00:22:02.509 --> 00:22:04.150 pretty much the most I could find out. It's from 00:22:04.150 --> 00:22:08.559 2005 from Sharp. I will say, the... Push eject 00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:11.859 on the cassette is very satisfying. It's also 00:22:11.859 --> 00:22:15.160 very slow. It is slow, but it's ultra smooth. 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:21.700 Accidental partridge. Very nice action. I was 00:22:21.700 --> 00:22:23.700 never a partridge fan. Sorry, that's gone straight 00:22:23.700 --> 00:22:27.019 over my head. You can't claim it. I had a quick 00:22:27.019 --> 00:22:31.500 look online. These are going for around £25 to 00:22:31.500 --> 00:22:33.839 £50. Which is probably what they were when they 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:37.700 came out in 2005. I've got no idea. Couldn't 00:22:37.700 --> 00:22:40.019 find even an advert for it originally. That's 00:22:40.019 --> 00:22:42.819 bonkers. Does it work? Yeah, separate speakers 00:22:42.819 --> 00:22:45.940 and it works. Oh, brilliant. I just need a power 00:22:45.940 --> 00:22:49.380 cable for the back of it and I saw one in RSPCA 00:22:49.380 --> 00:22:52.960 for 50p. Did you buy one? No, no, I didn't have 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:54.700 any coins on me and I felt kind of bad paying. 00:22:54.859 --> 00:22:57.660 Can I pay for 50p on here? Yeah, it's going to 00:22:57.660 --> 00:23:02.160 cost the charity shop. Yeah, I'm not paying that 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:04.240 for... Stupid cable. Yeah, well, you're just 00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:06.079 not as practical as me. I'd be like, I've only 00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:08.019 got my card. Just take a fiver off it and I'll 00:23:08.019 --> 00:23:10.240 take the cord. Put the rest in the donation tub. 00:23:10.500 --> 00:23:12.599 I'll try and remember when I go back unless somebody's 00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:18.740 lost the cord for the kettle. Welcome back to 00:23:18.740 --> 00:23:22.839 what I suspect and kind of hope will be the last 00:23:22.839 --> 00:23:26.420 section of the Crystal Maze. There are two games 00:23:26.420 --> 00:23:30.299 left to play in the Medieval Zone and they are... 00:23:31.069 --> 00:23:33.450 What? Skill and a mystery. Skill and mystery. 00:23:34.369 --> 00:23:37.869 Jackson, your choice. I mean, I had a mystery 00:23:37.869 --> 00:23:39.990 last time, but I really like mystery games. It's 00:23:39.990 --> 00:23:43.369 a mystery. Is that fair? I don't care. You can 00:23:43.369 --> 00:23:47.170 have a mystery game. It's Dean's choice. Mystery. 00:23:47.650 --> 00:23:50.029 Mystery game in the medieval zone. As Jackson 00:23:50.029 --> 00:23:52.430 said, solve two of the three riddles to win the 00:23:52.430 --> 00:23:55.829 crystal. Choose three riddles at random. Give 00:23:55.829 --> 00:23:58.569 the card game to the player so they know the 00:23:58.569 --> 00:24:02.230 instructions. Read the riddles. Team members 00:24:02.230 --> 00:24:05.289 are allowed to help in this one. Once a player 00:24:05.289 --> 00:24:07.849 gives their answer, confirm it is correct using 00:24:07.849 --> 00:24:13.009 the solutions opposite. Repeat the above steps. 00:24:13.730 --> 00:24:16.190 Repeat the above steps for the remaining two 00:24:16.190 --> 00:24:19.170 riddles. Once a player has answered two correctly, 00:24:19.450 --> 00:24:22.250 they win a crystal. No need to ask the third 00:24:22.250 --> 00:24:24.529 riddle if they get the first two correct. Okay? 00:24:24.609 --> 00:24:29.339 Are we? Right. The average medieval diet consisted 00:24:29.339 --> 00:24:33.480 of 47 % grain -based produce, including beer, 00:24:33.740 --> 00:24:40.420 9 % dairy, 29 % meat, and 10 % vegetable -based. 00:24:41.059 --> 00:24:44.400 The rest was made up of herbs, wines, and spices. 00:24:44.980 --> 00:24:48.119 What percentage of their diet was made up of 00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:54.839 herbs, spices, and wine? Just a minute. I've 00:24:54.839 --> 00:25:04.269 lost all the numbers in my head. Five percent. 00:25:06.569 --> 00:25:10.589 That's a lot. You are correct. Five percent. 00:25:10.849 --> 00:25:16.890 Well done, Jackson. One correct. Okay, moving 00:25:16.890 --> 00:25:20.349 on to the second riddle. To celebrate her wedding 00:25:20.349 --> 00:25:24.259 anniversary, the Queen asked the cook... to bake 00:25:24.259 --> 00:25:29.259 75 loaves of bread to give out to the poor. The 00:25:29.259 --> 00:25:33.000 cook had to order flour for the baking. He got 00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:37.500 2 .5 loaves of bread from each bag of flour. 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:42.500 If he already had three bags of flour, how many 00:25:42.500 --> 00:25:54.730 bags did the cook need to order? Oh, of course, 00:25:54.730 --> 00:25:59.890 with Simon. Yeah. I wouldn't have got this. Really? 00:26:00.329 --> 00:26:03.670 I need, like, paper and pen, because I have to 00:26:03.670 --> 00:26:06.930 write my numbers down. So I'm taking... You've 00:26:06.930 --> 00:26:10.329 already got three bags, haven't you? Yeah. OK. 00:26:12.690 --> 00:26:23.480 That's for a reason. 30, right? Yeah. Well, 27. 00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:26.799 Yeah, I'll give it to you. Yeah, because I forgot 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:28.720 to take away the three brackets. It says 30 minus 00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:30.599 three in brackets, which is why I said yeah. 00:26:31.059 --> 00:26:33.140 Yeah, I forgot to take away the three. Good job. 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:36.819 Well done. You win another crystal. Okay, cool. 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:40.839 Thank you. What game are you playing, Adam? It's 00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:42.980 a medieval skill game. And what does your card 00:26:42.980 --> 00:26:47.180 say? Roll the ball over the words in the correct 00:26:47.180 --> 00:26:51.880 order to win the crystal. Roll over words to 00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:55.420 win crystal. Roll the ball over the words in 00:26:55.420 --> 00:26:57.579 the correct order to win the crystal. What you 00:26:57.579 --> 00:27:03.359 will need, the medieval skill game base, one 00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.420 ball, timer and a crystal. preparation place 00:27:07.420 --> 00:27:09.539 the game base in the players hand to give them 00:27:09.539 --> 00:27:12.660 the ball the player needs to pick up the base 00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:16.019 with both hands either side of it and roll the 00:27:16.019 --> 00:27:18.759 ball over all the words in the correct order 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:23.880 to win the crystal roll over words to win crystal 00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:28.059 if the player makes a mistake and rolls over 00:27:28.059 --> 00:27:30.299 a word out of sequence or the ball falls off 00:27:30.299 --> 00:27:32.480 the base, they must restart again from roll. 00:27:32.759 --> 00:27:34.960 Well, I'm not getting this, Crystal. If the ball 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.880 rolls off the board and cannot easily be found, 00:27:38.019 --> 00:27:39.940 then one of the other balls can be used to continue. 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:42.480 Is it against the clock as well? Yes, it is. 00:27:42.859 --> 00:27:45.259 I don't know if I'll be able to hold it on this 00:27:45.259 --> 00:27:47.720 board until you start the clock. You can just 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:49.460 hold on to it. Right, are you ready? I've got 00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:52.700 every faith in you, come on. So it is, the order 00:27:52.700 --> 00:27:58.440 is roll over words. to win crystal. Ready? I 00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:01.480 don't get to start with a ball on the wood roll 00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:03.880 either. No. Okay. Because otherwise you don't 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:08.380 have to roll to it. Ready? No, but where are 00:28:08.380 --> 00:28:11.900 you going? Turn the timer over now. That's roll. 00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:17.799 Balls on the floor. Oh, well, I'll forfeit. Just 00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:22.900 to save time editing. I'm there. I know I'm not 00:28:22.900 --> 00:28:24.880 going to get it. What are you going to put in 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:26.019 the place though? You've got to do something. 00:28:26.259 --> 00:28:31.099 No, no, we'll just skip to the end. Roll. No, 00:28:31.180 --> 00:28:33.460 that's crystal. That was crystal. Was it? Yeah. 00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:39.619 Alright, I started at crystal. Roll. Over. Word. 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:45.240 Two. Ah! Bollocks. Yeah. Skip ahead, right. We're 00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:48.440 going to the maze. Yay! Let's go to the Crystal 00:28:48.440 --> 00:29:00.279 Dome! Skip to the end. We are now outside of 00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.980 the Crystal Dome, ready to cross over the wet... 00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:07.119 bridge that one guy slipped on one time in the 00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.119 80s and made a complete tit of himself i missed 00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:13.200 that one did you oh it'll be on youtube i'm sure 00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:15.579 a good episode and it might be on youtube somewhere 00:29:15.579 --> 00:29:19.660 okay so for the crystal dome game you will need 00:29:19.660 --> 00:29:24.160 the game board 130 gold and silver tokens four 00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:27.460 maze master's hands crystals earned during the 00:29:27.460 --> 00:29:33.059 game by both teams and a timing device Only one 00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:36.160 Master's Maze hand can be used by each player. 00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:39.319 Count up the number of crystals won by Team A 00:29:39.319 --> 00:29:42.200 and by Team B. Make a note of their totals. Each 00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:45.000 crystal is worth five seconds of time playing 00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:49.019 in the Crystal Dome game. Turn over the board, 00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.539 shuffle the cards, chuck them on the board, give 00:29:51.539 --> 00:29:54.319 each player a hand. and then do a timer for each 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.460 of them in turn once the timer starts players 00:29:56.460 --> 00:29:58.359 must lift the tokens with their hands once the 00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:00.039 token has been lifted up the players should take 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:02.960 it off the plunger and put it in a pile of tokens 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:05.559 where they are sat players are allowed to check 00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:07.640 whether tokens they have collected are silver 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:11.869 or gold silver Cards can be discarded but have 00:30:11.869 --> 00:30:14.490 to be put back on the board face down. When the 00:30:14.490 --> 00:30:16.309 timer is up, the players should give all the 00:30:16.309 --> 00:30:18.890 tokens they retrieved from the board to the Maze 00:30:18.890 --> 00:30:20.930 Master who must count up the number of gold and 00:30:20.930 --> 00:30:23.289 silver tokens and make a note of the totals. 00:30:23.410 --> 00:30:25.890 Team B then takes their turn, doing exactly the 00:30:25.890 --> 00:30:29.130 same thing. Winning the game. Count up each team's 00:30:29.130 --> 00:30:31.670 total amount of gold tokens, then subtract the 00:30:31.670 --> 00:30:34.650 silver tokens collected from their totals. The 00:30:34.650 --> 00:30:37.130 team with the highest total wins the game. Okay? 00:30:38.220 --> 00:30:40.519 Well, he'll just be collecting tokens for me. 00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.759 I'm not going to have time to sort any. You have 00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:48.299 to slap him. And good luck getting at the stick. 00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:52.480 Oh, right. It's not actually that one. Right, 00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:59.220 Adam. You get ten seconds in the Crystal Dome. 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:04.880 I mean, you could lick the sucker. Yeah, but 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:06.559 you just licked it without even thinking twice. 00:31:10.609 --> 00:31:12.450 I'll just breathe on the back of mine. Are we 00:31:12.450 --> 00:31:14.349 ready? They stick to the board, but they don't 00:31:14.349 --> 00:31:16.289 pick it up. You've probably made it really static 00:31:16.289 --> 00:31:21.849 now. Does it count if it lifts? If you pick it 00:31:21.849 --> 00:31:24.710 up on it, yes, it counts. Right, Adam, are you 00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:27.730 ready for your ten seconds? Yeah. Okay, counting 00:31:27.730 --> 00:31:31.789 you down. Good luck. Five. Cheers. Four. Three. 00:31:32.829 --> 00:31:42.119 Two. One. Go. Whoa. Oh, there you go. I'm grabbing 00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:43.680 those. One second, four seconds, three seconds, 00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:46.640 two seconds, one second. There you go, pass. 00:31:47.779 --> 00:31:52.740 And those are the ones I felt. It won't let me 00:31:52.740 --> 00:31:54.019 do it because I haven't got your fingerprint. 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.559 Why wasn't there a stop button there? I don't 00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:05.769 know. Right, how many did I get? You can have 00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:08.890 to wait until Jack's turn. Oh, sorry. I thought 00:32:08.890 --> 00:32:10.329 I'd put the silver ones back on the board to 00:32:10.329 --> 00:32:14.670 make it fair. Oh, yeah. One, two, three, four, 00:32:14.849 --> 00:32:19.990 five, six. I know what colour they are. I've 00:32:19.990 --> 00:32:23.690 got six of them. Right. Are you ready with a 00:32:23.690 --> 00:32:25.630 timer for 25 seconds? I'll let you be in charge 00:32:25.630 --> 00:32:27.569 of the button again. Oh, well, it's still set 00:32:27.569 --> 00:32:33.890 to 10 seconds. Oh, yeah. Okay. Ready. Steady. 00:32:35.529 --> 00:32:46.210 Go. He's not doing it. Where's my hand? Swap. 00:32:48.069 --> 00:32:50.089 Am I just not doing it hard enough? Don't know. 00:32:50.529 --> 00:32:54.289 Ten seconds left. He's not even picking them 00:32:54.289 --> 00:33:00.630 up. There you go. Five, four, three, two, one. 00:33:03.170 --> 00:33:11.039 Stupid. Thank you. Chuck me your cards. That 00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:23.319 wouldn't stick. Right. Would you like to know? 00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:26.940 Absolutely with bated breath. It looks like there's 00:33:26.940 --> 00:33:30.559 more than six cards there. Jackson picked up 00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:37.950 more than six cards. Yes. However, three of them 00:33:37.950 --> 00:33:40.569 were gold. Yeah, and the rest were silver. So 00:33:40.569 --> 00:33:44.009 that cancels me down to nothing. And six of them 00:33:44.009 --> 00:33:46.650 were silver. Minus three. Minus three. You can't 00:33:46.650 --> 00:33:49.630 get minus three. I might get it. I might have 00:33:49.630 --> 00:33:53.289 got one gold. Adam might be in for a minus six 00:33:53.289 --> 00:33:54.930 right now. We don't know that. God, how can you 00:33:54.930 --> 00:33:56.769 think of this domain as a minus? I only know 00:33:56.769 --> 00:33:58.849 one of those was gold because it flipped over. 00:33:59.809 --> 00:34:03.920 Would you like to know what you got? Yes. You 00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:09.539 got six gold cards. Really? So in ten seconds 00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:13.360 with six gold cards, you beat Jackson by nine 00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:15.960 points because he's minus three. Yay, I get the 00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:21.880 pony dragon holiday. Yay. He hated every minute, 00:34:21.900 --> 00:34:25.619 but he still won. How does he do that? I don't 00:34:25.619 --> 00:34:28.019 know. He wins everything. Every game. He hates 00:34:28.019 --> 00:34:30.360 them. I know. He hates playing games. He always 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:38.179 wins. That's so funny. Well done. Oh, that just 00:34:38.179 --> 00:34:41.360 stuck to each other. I blame the props. There 00:34:41.360 --> 00:34:45.940 we go. Excellent. That was great. Well done. 00:34:46.019 --> 00:34:48.179 Thank you for coming around and completing your 00:34:48.179 --> 00:35:12.260 game with us. still surprised they won that we 00:35:12.260 --> 00:35:15.380 recorded that months ago we did record it months 00:35:15.380 --> 00:35:18.019 ago and personally I think the only reason you 00:35:18.019 --> 00:35:20.039 won is because I got you that second crystal 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:23.360 oh yeah definitely and also that and Jackson 00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:26.619 was particularly unskilled with the spanky hands 00:35:29.369 --> 00:35:31.329 Let's see that there. What book have you got 00:35:31.329 --> 00:35:35.610 today? I have brought The Pebble Spotter's Guide 00:35:35.610 --> 00:35:39.449 by Clive Mitchell. And it was printed for the 00:35:39.449 --> 00:35:42.389 National Trust and was a gift from my mum a couple 00:35:42.389 --> 00:35:45.909 of years ago. So there's a long story behind 00:35:45.909 --> 00:35:49.380 why I have this book. but basically I'm a bit 00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:50.920 of a treasure hunter whenever I go to a beach 00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:54.099 and I've always liked pretty pebbles when I was 00:35:54.099 --> 00:35:57.039 a small child I was obsessed with fossils and 00:35:57.039 --> 00:35:59.099 so whenever we went to a beach where it was rocky 00:35:59.099 --> 00:36:01.679 or to a riverbed or whatever there's me like 00:36:02.030 --> 00:36:04.530 Knees deep in the water. Having rummage. Having 00:36:04.530 --> 00:36:06.449 a rummage, looking for interesting stones to 00:36:06.449 --> 00:36:09.769 take home, which, by the way, isn't great for 00:36:09.769 --> 00:36:13.949 erosion in general. So apologies to all the coastlines 00:36:13.949 --> 00:36:16.349 that I've affected during my adolescence and 00:36:16.349 --> 00:36:20.000 early childhood. I don't think it was on an industrial 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:23.739 scale no I don't think just the occasional pebble 00:36:23.739 --> 00:36:25.780 I don't think I could be accused of stealing 00:36:25.780 --> 00:36:28.420 pebbles from beaches on an industrial scale although 00:36:28.420 --> 00:36:32.019 there was a stone circle just outside the village 00:36:32.019 --> 00:36:34.219 where I lived in Milton Keynes up until about 00:36:34.219 --> 00:36:37.559 the age of 10 next to the canal and they're big 00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:40.760 fossilised limestone and you took them all? Well, 00:36:40.780 --> 00:36:43.559 I didn't take the whole stone circle, but every 00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:46.139 time I walked past, I would chip a fossil out 00:36:46.139 --> 00:36:48.539 and I would take it home. That's wrong. Yeah, 00:36:48.619 --> 00:36:51.059 those stones are definitely smaller than what 00:36:51.059 --> 00:36:54.360 they started. Yeah, I think you owe them an apology. 00:36:54.659 --> 00:36:57.079 And a few fossils. Well, I'm going down there 00:36:57.079 --> 00:36:59.219 this weekend, so if I see the stones, I will 00:36:59.219 --> 00:37:01.639 apologise to them and I'll try very hard not 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.480 to steal some sort of crustacean in stone form. 00:37:05.659 --> 00:37:07.840 You need to superglue those trilobites back. 00:37:08.099 --> 00:37:11.019 I don't know where they are. I lost them years 00:37:11.019 --> 00:37:13.920 ago for one of the many house moves that we went 00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:19.570 through. Sorry. I'm a horrible child. You need 00:37:19.570 --> 00:37:22.489 to do some voluntary archaeology. Do you know 00:37:22.489 --> 00:37:28.690 what? I did two years of archaeology in university 00:37:28.690 --> 00:37:31.630 and not once did I get to dig any fucking thing 00:37:31.630 --> 00:37:34.190 up. That's not community service. Two years. 00:37:34.369 --> 00:37:37.110 I did two years of archaeology. Two years of 00:37:37.110 --> 00:37:40.050 hard archaeology community service labour through 00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:43.440 Northampton University. That's why he resorted 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:45.300 to stealing the... They're out in the open here. 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:49.420 Yeah. Two years, I dug. Fuck all. You're taunting 00:37:49.420 --> 00:37:51.980 me here. You've got a pillar, a circle full of 00:37:51.980 --> 00:37:54.820 the fuckers. Right there in the open. I also 00:37:54.820 --> 00:37:56.659 quit that degree, so I don't actually... I'm 00:37:56.659 --> 00:37:59.219 not a qualified archaeologist at all. How many 00:37:59.219 --> 00:38:01.559 specimens did you take after you quit? On the 00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:04.579 way out? Well, I didn't take anything from the 00:38:04.579 --> 00:38:08.139 university, except maybe a bad attitude and a 00:38:08.139 --> 00:38:10.280 penchant for spending more money than I earn. 00:38:11.530 --> 00:38:16.010 as is the student's life. I think my stone and 00:38:16.010 --> 00:38:18.730 fossil collecting has reduced somewhat since 00:38:18.730 --> 00:38:22.489 my magpie childhood, but I do have a small collection 00:38:22.489 --> 00:38:25.809 of interesting finds that I've come across along 00:38:25.809 --> 00:38:28.349 Swansea Bay and Bracelet Bay over the last, I 00:38:28.349 --> 00:38:31.969 don't know, five or six years. And yeah, I've 00:38:31.969 --> 00:38:34.170 got a particularly nice hagstone that I like. 00:38:34.369 --> 00:38:36.889 And there is actually a bit in here about hagstones, 00:38:37.070 --> 00:38:41.489 but I'll spend... forever going through but um 00:38:41.489 --> 00:38:44.389 it's a lovely little slightly smaller than a 00:38:44.389 --> 00:38:48.650 size like pocket book every kind of pebble they 00:38:48.650 --> 00:38:51.550 talk about is illustrated so I'll send you some 00:38:51.550 --> 00:38:54.929 pictures of the inside for the blog it goes over 00:38:54.929 --> 00:38:56.750 lots of different types of stones and there's 00:38:56.750 --> 00:38:58.929 a nice little introduction by Clive Mitchell 00:38:58.929 --> 00:39:00.750 I think did I say it was Clive Mitchell yeah 00:39:00.750 --> 00:39:03.550 Clive Mitchell who wrote the book and he's a 00:39:03.550 --> 00:39:06.630 professional geologist Apparently most professional 00:39:06.630 --> 00:39:09.090 geologists like looking for pebbles as a hobby. 00:39:09.269 --> 00:39:12.230 So whenever he finds himself on a beach, he isn't 00:39:12.230 --> 00:39:13.889 really looking at the beach. He's looking at 00:39:13.889 --> 00:39:16.110 the topography and where the rocks are laying 00:39:16.110 --> 00:39:18.110 and what might be interesting and what isn't. 00:39:18.110 --> 00:39:21.190 I've only got Randy Marsh to go on from South 00:39:21.190 --> 00:39:24.190 Park. Randy Marsh? Stan's dead. Oh, there we 00:39:24.190 --> 00:39:26.210 are now. He's a geologist. Before he became a 00:39:26.210 --> 00:39:29.789 weed farmer. He does go on to before he became 00:39:29.789 --> 00:39:32.590 a weed farmer. The series went in some weird 00:39:32.590 --> 00:39:36.219 places. Okay, fair enough. give a really nice 00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:37.920 little introduction and says, you know, he's 00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.800 been working in geology for over 50 years now. 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:45.719 And basically, there's a bit of an argument over 00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:47.820 what the difference between a stone, a pebble 00:39:47.820 --> 00:39:52.619 and a rock is. And he says, a pebble is a smooth 00:39:52.619 --> 00:39:54.940 rock that fits neatly in the palm of your hand. 00:39:55.849 --> 00:39:58.949 So, a pebble can still be a very small stone 00:39:58.949 --> 00:40:01.949 to a large rock, depending on how large the holder's 00:40:01.949 --> 00:40:04.610 hands are. Yeah, so if somebody can have a rock, 00:40:04.610 --> 00:40:07.070 but you give it to your kid, and it's a boulder. 00:40:07.329 --> 00:40:11.210 It does specify that any rock between 4 and 64 00:40:11.210 --> 00:40:14.670 millimetres in diameter is pretty much a pebble. 00:40:14.769 --> 00:40:17.250 Anything smaller than that is whatever something 00:40:17.250 --> 00:40:19.269 is smaller than a pebble, and anything over that 00:40:19.269 --> 00:40:22.349 is, you know, a stone or a rock. Does it go down 00:40:22.349 --> 00:40:28.519 to gravel? Dust? Not in this. Not in this particular 00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.139 book. Sorry. It's not the gravel spotters guide. 00:40:31.380 --> 00:40:35.019 I wish I'd like put some little tabs in pages 00:40:35.019 --> 00:40:37.800 with pretty rocks on. Did you say how big the 00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:43.219 scale goes up to? No. I told you like to 64 millimetres 00:40:43.219 --> 00:40:46.440 is a pebble, but he doesn't specify what a stone 00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:50.920 is, what a rock is, and what's bigger than a 00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:54.900 rock. Boulder. Boulder is. It doesn't give particular 00:40:54.900 --> 00:40:57.440 scales on those, unfortunately. It might not 00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.739 be Boulder. That's what I wanted to know. Ah, 00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:03.360 I see. What does it go up to? This one goes up 00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:09.219 to Boulder. Boulder in Oregon? Is Boulder in 00:41:09.219 --> 00:41:14.119 Oregon? Colorado, certainly. There's probably 00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.860 a few. I think it's the place where the last 00:41:16.860 --> 00:41:22.119 blockbusters still exist. There's a Blockbusters. 00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:23.920 Well, there was a Blockbusters there back when 00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:25.400 Christian O 'Connell was doing The Breakfast 00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:27.840 Show on Absolute Radio a million years ago. I 00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:29.460 know there was one in Alaska as well. It must 00:41:29.460 --> 00:41:32.739 have closed because John Oliver donated a bunch 00:41:32.739 --> 00:41:35.239 of shit to them. Oh, really? So the one in Boulder, 00:41:35.500 --> 00:41:38.480 last I heard, was run by a mother and son. And 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:40.699 they've got a Blockbusters museum out the back. 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:43.679 And then they still rent VHS and DVD from the 00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:46.820 front of the store. Is it easy to know where 00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:49.460 the shop ends and the museum starts being a Blockbuster 00:41:49.460 --> 00:41:52.269 museum? I've never been. You can rent these videos, 00:41:52.329 --> 00:41:54.809 not these ones. No, these ones are for display 00:41:54.809 --> 00:41:58.329 purposes only. Notice the blue and yellow tape 00:41:58.329 --> 00:42:00.590 across the door. These videos are for looking 00:42:00.590 --> 00:42:03.610 at, not looking at. But aren't all videos for 00:42:03.610 --> 00:42:06.429 looking at? No, no, no, just looking at. Just 00:42:06.429 --> 00:42:08.289 looking at, not actually looking at. Not looking 00:42:08.289 --> 00:42:11.210 at. You can look at these ones. Just look at 00:42:11.210 --> 00:42:13.670 these ones. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, crystal 00:42:13.670 --> 00:42:16.590 clear. I was going to tell you about the Picts 00:42:16.590 --> 00:42:18.710 in Scotland and how they used pebbles between 00:42:18.710 --> 00:42:23.090 AD 200 and 800 as art and currency, but you keep 00:42:23.090 --> 00:42:24.769 distracting me with things about blockbusters 00:42:24.769 --> 00:42:26.070 and looking at looking things. I thought I was 00:42:26.070 --> 00:42:27.889 fiddling because you were rummaging. No, you 00:42:27.889 --> 00:42:30.469 were, you were. But to be honest, I'm done rummaging. 00:42:31.409 --> 00:42:33.289 I thought I was just fiddling for time. I know. 00:42:33.469 --> 00:42:35.769 I thought that, I genuinely thought that I said 00:42:35.769 --> 00:42:42.340 guacamole slice then. But it actually says gluconitic 00:42:42.340 --> 00:42:44.679 sandstone. You were close. Close for a glance. 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:48.900 This pebble's glory is its deep olive green colour. 00:42:49.179 --> 00:42:51.260 Try to ignore the fact that the colour comes 00:42:51.260 --> 00:42:55.260 from fossilised dung. I didn't know that. It's 00:42:55.260 --> 00:42:59.239 poo. Is it coprolite? Fossilised poops? Coprolite. 00:42:59.260 --> 00:43:04.610 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Let's see if he says. Okay. Guacamole 00:43:04.610 --> 00:43:09.809 sandstone, also known as green sand, is a sedimentary 00:43:09.809 --> 00:43:12.769 rock mostly made of pellets of the green clay 00:43:12.769 --> 00:43:16.949 mineral... gluconite with some quartz and clay 00:43:16.949 --> 00:43:20.690 gluconite is formed from the fossilized feces 00:43:20.690 --> 00:43:23.630 of trilobites and other animals that lived at 00:43:23.630 --> 00:43:27.250 the bottom of the sea it's been used as a green 00:43:27.250 --> 00:43:30.510 pigment in painting since roman times and also 00:43:30.510 --> 00:43:33.550 as a fertilizer because of its high potassium 00:43:33.550 --> 00:43:37.239 content Gluconitic sandstone is typically olive 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.219 green, but may also be red, brown or grey in 00:43:40.219 --> 00:43:43.219 colour. Its surface can be rough to the touch 00:43:43.219 --> 00:43:46.840 or smooth like clay, and it may have layers or 00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:50.199 fine laminations. So if you're looking to make 00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:52.320 any of that Dubai chocolate on a budget, that's 00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:54.000 a good starting point for green. Oh, it's green, 00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.760 yeah. It's been used as a colour since the Romans. 00:43:57.179 --> 00:43:59.960 Well, didn't Romans used to use spit and stuff 00:43:59.960 --> 00:44:02.510 to make their pigments liquid? It's going to 00:44:02.510 --> 00:44:05.090 go back in your mouth anyway. Chewing on fossilised 00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:06.349 trilobite. That's where the spit comes from. 00:44:06.570 --> 00:44:10.469 Anyway, each page has a description of the stone 00:44:10.469 --> 00:44:14.150 slash pebble. And underneath there's a little 00:44:14.150 --> 00:44:16.369 section where you can say when and where you 00:44:16.369 --> 00:44:18.690 found it and a little description. And on the 00:44:18.690 --> 00:44:22.030 page opposite is a nice watercolour depiction 00:44:22.030 --> 00:44:24.909 of what an average one of those particular pebbles 00:44:24.909 --> 00:44:27.449 would look like. Does he tell you to just make 00:44:27.449 --> 00:44:30.190 a note of it, not to take it home? Oh, he does. 00:44:30.699 --> 00:44:34.579 Say that. Take stone rubbing. The rule of thumb 00:44:34.579 --> 00:44:40.449 is stone rubbing. Hmm. Interesting. I have to 00:44:40.449 --> 00:44:42.769 think further on that. He does say that the rule 00:44:42.769 --> 00:44:45.369 of thumb is to leave nothing behind on a beach 00:44:45.369 --> 00:44:47.309 but your footprints, basically. So don't take 00:44:47.309 --> 00:44:49.010 anything with you. Don't leave anything behind 00:44:49.010 --> 00:44:51.070 except your footprints. So always take your rubbish 00:44:51.070 --> 00:44:53.489 home. So you're just looking for the stone. Yeah, 00:44:53.489 --> 00:44:57.010 and he does argue a good case for how you can 00:44:57.010 --> 00:44:59.210 make looking for stones not only more efficient 00:44:59.210 --> 00:45:03.550 but more interesting by using a one square metre 00:45:03.550 --> 00:45:07.670 grid and placing that over a section of rocks 00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:09.619 and stones. stones and pebbles that look interesting 00:45:09.619 --> 00:45:11.559 to you and then sorting through all of those. 00:45:11.739 --> 00:45:14.780 And he did say that the stones on beaches tend 00:45:14.780 --> 00:45:17.539 to be layered from the smallest size at the bottom 00:45:17.539 --> 00:45:22.150 to the largest size at the top. Which is the 00:45:22.150 --> 00:45:23.809 opposite to how you find... From sand to rock. 00:45:24.110 --> 00:45:26.210 Yeah, it's the opposite to how you find gold. 00:45:26.349 --> 00:45:28.650 The heavy stuff sinks and that's what you catch 00:45:28.650 --> 00:45:31.329 and the light stuff flows away. But stones settle 00:45:31.329 --> 00:45:33.829 down in the opposite direction, apparently. So, 00:45:33.849 --> 00:45:36.429 yeah, he understands that people like to, when 00:45:36.429 --> 00:45:38.050 they've found pretty things, take them home for 00:45:38.050 --> 00:45:40.130 a memory. And, you know, if it's just one or 00:45:40.130 --> 00:45:43.369 two small things and you're not hammering holes 00:45:43.369 --> 00:45:46.969 in the rock faces and putting yourself in danger... 00:45:46.969 --> 00:45:48.889 Stealing fossils out of monuments. ...or creating 00:45:48.889 --> 00:45:51.389 unnecessary erosion, like... like Karen did as 00:45:51.389 --> 00:45:54.230 an eight -year -old child, then it's okay. But, 00:45:54.250 --> 00:45:56.690 you know, don't go down with a rucksack and fill 00:45:56.690 --> 00:46:00.469 it full of cliff. So no stealing Stonehenge listeners, 00:46:00.710 --> 00:46:12.429 okay? Yeah, please don't. That was me. Did that 00:46:12.429 --> 00:46:14.630 get picked up on the mic? I don't think so. I 00:46:14.630 --> 00:46:16.170 don't know if I heard it even in my headphones 00:46:16.170 --> 00:46:19.369 or just... you'll have to you have to wait we 00:46:19.369 --> 00:46:23.329 have to wait for playback okay we've made it 00:46:23.329 --> 00:46:27.929 to the outro section thank you everyone for listening 00:46:27.929 --> 00:46:31.190 to us particularly me ramble on in the bibliotech 00:46:31.190 --> 00:46:35.070 section to be deft that's why they listen i mean 00:46:35.070 --> 00:46:38.369 if any of you have got an opinion on the things 00:46:38.369 --> 00:46:41.289 that we talk about the things that we say feel 00:46:41.289 --> 00:46:44.230 free to get in touch with us via many social 00:46:44.230 --> 00:46:48.119 media outlets we are on twitter at underscore 00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:51.599 lightly used although that is our least monitored 00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:54.940 account as adam has just said we are also on 00:46:54.940 --> 00:46:59.400 blue sky and we are on instagram at underscore 00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.500 lightly used and you can also find me personally 00:47:02.500 --> 00:47:06.219 on instagram at food moon if you want to send 00:47:06.219 --> 00:47:13.369 us an email and complain compliment um send abusive 00:47:13.369 --> 00:47:18.829 jokes to the email address is adam pod at likelyused 00:47:18.829 --> 00:47:23.210 .co .uk excellent um because i was looking away 00:47:23.210 --> 00:47:25.329 and you thought i wasn't listening no no it wasn't 00:47:25.329 --> 00:47:27.389 i was i was genuinely going to put you on the 00:47:27.389 --> 00:47:28.789 spot the whole time because i couldn't remember 00:47:28.789 --> 00:47:31.349 what it was um so that's why i asked you because 00:47:31.349 --> 00:47:34.050 i genuinely don't know the email address Once 00:47:34.050 --> 00:47:37.130 again, thank you to Who Takes the Socks Off for 00:47:37.130 --> 00:47:38.909 having me on as their special guest for episode 00:47:38.909 --> 00:47:42.869 50. And thank you also to A Pint of Cthulhu for 00:47:42.869 --> 00:47:46.010 having me on as one of their mean boss characters 00:47:46.010 --> 00:47:51.170 in their Blister Critters season four. Season 00:47:51.170 --> 00:47:53.130 four. I was going to come up with another word 00:47:53.130 --> 00:47:55.789 after season four, but it's gone. Season four. 00:47:56.389 --> 00:47:58.769 Not the finale. Not the finale. You're not the 00:47:58.769 --> 00:48:00.170 big boss, but a boss. I am not the big boss. 00:48:00.429 --> 00:48:03.409 I am not the big boss. I'm looking forward to 00:48:03.409 --> 00:48:05.570 this. I obviously don't have enough cool points 00:48:05.570 --> 00:48:07.670 to be the big boss yet, but maybe one day in 00:48:07.670 --> 00:48:09.730 the future. Who knows? But yes, thank you to 00:48:09.730 --> 00:48:11.949 all of you lovely people. Thank you to all of 00:48:11.949 --> 00:48:14.610 you lovely listeners. Adam, do you have anything 00:48:14.610 --> 00:48:17.369 you want to say? I was going to thank Pine Thulu 00:48:17.369 --> 00:48:19.510 and Who Takes the Socks Off. Thank you, collective 00:48:19.510 --> 00:48:22.130 guys and gals, for looking after you and making 00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:24.369 you feel so welcome. Yeah, they really did. All 00:48:24.369 --> 00:48:27.650 of them. Yeah. thank you for listening um tell 00:48:27.650 --> 00:48:31.369 a friend yes tell a friend and find us at lightlyused 00:48:31.369 --> 00:48:36.809 .co .uk all the blogs and photos for the show 00:48:36.809 --> 00:48:39.570 will be on there as well as an episode player 00:48:39.570 --> 00:48:43.210 adam does all those clever uploads i just look 00:48:43.210 --> 00:48:45.590 and admire and think oh isn't he a clever boy 00:48:45.590 --> 00:48:48.829 so yeah please thank him for his hard work because 00:48:48.829 --> 00:48:51.110 like i say all the time all i do is turn up and 00:48:51.110 --> 00:48:54.590 talk shit We're part of the Studio Channel 84 00:48:54.590 --> 00:48:57.789 network. Thank you very much to Tom and Rob for 00:48:57.789 --> 00:48:59.929 having us. You can check out The Variety Show, 00:49:00.150 --> 00:49:03.650 The Untitled Sci -Fi Show, and also Who Takes 00:49:03.650 --> 00:49:06.190 the Socks Off, plus their mini -series spin -off 00:49:06.190 --> 00:49:10.130 Socks On or Off with Ross and Simon. You can 00:49:10.130 --> 00:49:15.090 find them at channel84 .co .uk. Adam and Karen 00:49:15.090 --> 00:49:18.900 have been lightly used. Visit lightlyused .co 00:49:18.900 --> 00:49:23.599 .uk for more. To get in touch, email pod at lightlyused 00:49:23.599 --> 00:49:32.260 .co .uk. To be fair, I've never been into watches 00:49:32.260 --> 00:49:35.280 at all. No. So it doesn't specifically look for 00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:38.340 our watch shop. They seem like a waste of time 00:49:38.340 --> 00:49:55.059 to me. Sorry. This was a Studio Channel 84 network 00:49:55.059 --> 00:49:59.679 show. To find more, head over to channel84 .co 00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:01.039 .uk now.