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welcome to the deluxe studio oh my god oh my

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god oh you've done such a lovely job not finished

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and then it'll never be finished but it's ready

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to go i was so pleased oh and you put your sticker

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padlock and panel up as well remnants of the

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technobile oh i love it they love it you've worked

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really hard i genuinely love it oh yeah oh and

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i like this one it's an actual light Oh, my God.

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Yeah. It's so professional. Hopefully it doesn't

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sound too shit when we're back upstairs very,

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very shortly. This is Rightly Used with Adam

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and Karen. Hello and welcome to the lightly used

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deluxe studio. We're in, we're finally in. Hang

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on, I didn't put the fancy lights on. Oh no,

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what are you doing? That's the whole point of

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it. We're supposed to be being professional and

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all that. Let me press the button. There we go,

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it's on people. There we go, hopefully you can

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hear the difference. Yeah, the lights make so,

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so much difference. Hello, I'm Adam. And I'm

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Karen. And this is Likely Used, a podcast where

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we mostly celebrate what tat we've found in charity

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shops. And we do other stuff as well. Occasionally.

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Now, we've had Turnip Tales last episode. Yes,

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we did. So we had a bit of a break. Whilst we

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were off, we've been doing a bit of YouTube watching.

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We were both watching an actual gun advert. Oh,

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God, yeah. Saying they were legal in the UK.

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They showed an extended magazine and a week earlier

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had a taser advert. Again, saying it was UK legal.

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They are absolutely not. They're really, really

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not. Did you figure out how to report them? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Oh, excellent. It was for some dick

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pill salt that you put under your tongue that

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I reported. Lovely. I forgot to mention, after

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playing Crystal Maze Future Zone, we spent fucking

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ages. Trying to assemble that cube to put it

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back in the box to put it away. We really did.

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Karen's the only one that was successful. Each

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of us spent at least 15 minutes or so trying

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to put this cube back together. It was shameful.

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As far as I know, it's impossible to do it against

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that timer. We all had a fair go. We all had

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a go without the timer. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

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Karen, eventually after how many games? Oh God,

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I don't know. I mean, we were a couple of drinks

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in and... Yeah, it was a while. I think I sort

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of like time slipped for a little bit. I just

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vanished into cube zone. Drunk crystal maze.

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Get rid of the timer. Can you solve any of these

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problems? Maybe that's the trick. So what I need

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to do then is memorise all of the games that

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I don't want to do. No, I meant for us to watch

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on TV the actual crystal maze. Get people half

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cut in there. Like drunk history. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. Fucking cod. Goes there. Turn the wrong

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way, you twat. No. You can't go through the hole

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yourself and pull somebody back out by the legs.

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Not that we're advocating for very drunk people

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on television, but that could be kind of funny.

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Is this a one -off? Yeah, we could commission

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one episode. Maybe we should open a Ko -fi or

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a Patreon or something. charge a ridiculous amount

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of money so we can raise enough to do one episode

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of Drunk Crystal Maze. There was a Crystal Maze

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down in Pembrokeshire but that shut down years

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ago. Bloody Oakwood Park just shut down this

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month as well. I know. And I've never been. Really?

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No, I know. I've been in Wales for 23 years this

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year and I never went to Oakwood Park and now

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they're closed. None of the rides were thrilling

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like Alton Tower was thrilling but it was still

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fun. Yeah, I mean, you know, they were a bit

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like, you know. the flamingo land of wales they

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were everyone everyone who'd had nice rides and

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then sold them off because they wanted something

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a bit better you know oakwood was like the home

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of orphaned rides from other theme parks we'll

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have to try and keep an eye if they do one last

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hurrah opening before everything's shut down

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no it's gone they've already started dismantling

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the rides yeah they can waste any time i know

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they really haven't and i don't know the reason

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they've closed probably financial and that's

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completely understandable But I am kind of secretly

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happy that it's shut down. And I know that sounds...

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Sour grapes to me. I know that sounds cruel.

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But I really want to go somewhere exciting and

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do a bit of urbexing. And I just think a closed

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theme park that's been abandoned for a year.

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If they've started disassembling, it'll just

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be... I can't remember. 80 acres? It'll just

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be an empty plot of land. Well, you know, they

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might leave the buildings there and that could

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be somewhere to explore. But obviously most of

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the rides would be gone or just in pieces. But

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I just think it would be a really interesting

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photo opportunity. I think most of the rides,

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most of the buildings, there were just the shelter

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or the bit to get into the rides. Oh, really?

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Or there were just these little structures where

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like hot dog carts, shacks and stuff like that.

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So, yeah. Maybe not then. Aw. I think, oh, there

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might have been an indoor play area, but that

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would have been, that would probably just be

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a big empty warehouse. There we are then. We've

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talked up and dismantled my dreams all in the

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space of two minutes. Thanks, Adam. Oh, we do

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have a pod nod. You're going to be on the upcoming

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Who Takes Socks Off for the 50th episode. I am.

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I really am. Half the time I forget that I did

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that recording and then I remember how stressed

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I was in the run -up to it because I'm, like,

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Miss Anxious. And now it's just like I had such

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a laugh with Simon and Ross doing that recording

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that I can't wait for it to come out. And I know

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it's not really, like, everyone's cup of tea

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because they're very open with their language.

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Great promotion for them. It's for everybody.

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Well, you know, it's for everyone. Especially

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children. No, definitely not children. You know,

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they're such a laugh. And they just use language

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how people use language when they're not normally

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being recorded. So I'll be interested to find

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out what my dad thinks of it. And my mum in particular.

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But, yeah. So, yeah, look out for me on Who Takes

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Her Socks Off, episode 50, coming to you soon.

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Channel84 .co .uk. There is a parental advisory

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sticker on the podcast, so you're fine. Oh, okay.

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There we are. Is it a shiny one? No, no, just

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one of the regular ones. It's just inside there.

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It's probably printed on it. They should have

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done a special shiny one for the 50th episode.

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Can we talk about where else you're going to

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be soon? Or is that shush until it's a little

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bit closer? Because you're recording that this

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weekend. I'm recording tomorrow. I am going to

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be on another podcast. Can we say any more of

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you? sorry to dump i know i'm trying to i'm trying

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to i'm trying to sort of word this because i

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don't know if i'm allowed to say let's err on

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the side of caution um so one person in particular

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who listens to this podcast and will know that

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i'm talking to them right now i will be on their

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podcast and hopefully i won't fuck it up You'll

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be fine. Yeah. You know, that's what editing's

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for, right? That's what you said to me. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. But I'm looking forward to it. It'll

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be really fun and it's a bit different. We'll

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be telling you more when we can. Yes. We promise.

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When I've been told I'm allowed to say. Because

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until then... We might have said too much already.

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Coming up on the show, moving swiftly on. We've

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got lightly used news. The next chapter in the

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saga of Johnny Turnip and Friends. We've got

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Tet in the Box on the way. The penultimate episode

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of The Crystal Maze. Nearly, nearly in that bloody

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crystal dome. And also it's my choice of bibliothèque

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to end the show. Which is really good because

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last week I thought it was mine and I had a little

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bit of a panic. Oh, we do have our first sponsor

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that very fast. Is that redheads and vampires?

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It doesn't say to repeat it. Okay. Oh, thank

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you. Thanks. So that tanning salon, home of the

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two -minute turbo tan. Fascinating. Does that

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own the tanning salon there? Sounds dubious.

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He did say he had properties. Isn't that like

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how you launder money? Tanning salon, launder

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it. If the next one is a laundrette, we need

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to worry. In lightly used news, we turn once

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again to the Abergavenny Chronicle and Tim Butters

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for further adventures of Johnny Turnip. Monday,

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24th June, 2024. Abergavenny Man claims he knows

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where King Arthur is buried. For centuries, historians

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have been debating if King Arthur was a real

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person, and if so, where the legendary British

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war leader's mortal remains can be found. However,

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according to semi -professional paranormal investigator

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Johnny Turnip, the case is now closed, after

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he and his friends have finally located the ancient

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burial site, and plan to dig it up in a bid to

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return the once and future king to his rightful

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throne. Turnip told Chronicle, It all began when

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we were rescued from our pig hunting adventure

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in the Forest of Dean by my mate Tom Cruise.

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We were looking forward to having a little kit

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before going on a three -day bender. However,

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the devil makes light work for idle hands, and

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soon it was me, Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul

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getting stuck into day two of our three -day

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well -deserved lager festival and arguing if

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David Bowie would have still been cool if he

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was fat when I got a call from Tyke. That's my

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pet name for Cruise on the blower. JT, he cried,

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all enthusiastic in that nauseating way some

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Americans have. I've got four backstage VIP passes

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for Taylor Swift's gig in Cardiff. Who's in?

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Turnabout it. Because Tyke was on speakerphone,

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Big Tony started putting his finger down his

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throat and making puking gestures. Meanwhile,

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Puerto Rico Paul gets up and starts doing this

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weird dance and singing Cruel Summer, but in

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a gruff and guttural voice like a northern bloke

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who eats a lot of pies and keeps pigeons wood.

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I simply replied. No offence, Tyke. I know you

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mean well, but there's no Swifties here, mate.

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Taylor may be talented, but she's got too much

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of an over -the -hill cheerleader with emotional

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issues vibe for artists. Well, Bonnie Tyler,

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then. Now there's a class act. A woman in white

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stilettos and a leather jacket who can out -drink

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us all before beating us at pool. Turnip ended.

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I once bumped into Tyler in the late 80s in Tredegar

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Snooker Hall. What a girl and a knight. She's

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got the sort of voice that can make rocks bleed.

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Turnip explained that after politely declining

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Tyke's generous offer, the Hollywood heartthrob

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said, Shoot yourself, guys. I'll just take Clooney

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and Pitt. Those who love freebies. Kind of undecided

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which voice I was doing with that. Should I do

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a Turnip voice or not? Ah, well. 30 -50. Turnip

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revealed, After Tyke had hung up, the form began

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ringing again, but this time it was number withheld,

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which meant it was probably Nanny and a Horror

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Show Turnip, the old witch loves to make prank

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calls. Hello, you old nappy -wearing, urine -soaked

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hag, I barked merrily. You're going to have to

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get up much earlier in the afternoon if you're

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going to catch this turnip out. Excuse me? said

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an otherworldly voice, sounding not so much posh,

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but ancient. There's no excuse for your sort,

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I joked as an icebreaker. There was an uncomfortable

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silence, and the voice goes, Am I speaking to

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Sir Turnip, the gallant knight who saved the

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fairy realm? An attempt to slay the legendary

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Grunterand? Who wants to know? I said in that

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guarded way I've adopted instinctively, after

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a lifetime of being hounded by bureaucratic jobsworths

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and debt collectors. My name is Mr. Allot. You

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can call me Lance. I'm king of the realm. What?

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Like Keir Starmer, Elton John and that lot? I

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said, playing along, thinking it was Fast Eddie,

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who's in with Horror Show and the prank. No,

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not like those scoundrels at all. I serve the

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round table that was, is, and will forever be,

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he said impatiently. What, that weird men's club

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that put on the fireworks in Bailey Park? If

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you're looking for some new members, it's not

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really my cup of tea. Appreciate all you do for

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the town, but thanks and no thanks. So end of

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explained. He got a bit huffy at this point and

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shouted, Dampen your eyes, you impotent root

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vegetable! I'm Sir Lancelot, raised in the realm

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of fairy by the Lady of the Lake, orphaned by

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heir of King Ben, unrivaled in swordplay and

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joust, pure of heart, undimmed of vision, and

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sworn companion and liege to the once future

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king. I will not tolerate your games. Turnip

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said, Well, then I was twiddling my finger next

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to my head and mouthing, Nutter alert! The boys,

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they were cracking up. However, that could have

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just been the side effects of copious amounts

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of sun and stellar. Turnip added, Anyhow, I'm

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not one to make sport of other people's delusions,

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and I have a lot of empathy for nutjobs, but

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before I could shout, Why do you sleep with Gwynevere,

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you slag? He stopped me in my tracks, and he

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said in a soft and soothing voice, Remember that

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recurring dream you had as a youngster, Sir Turnip?

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The one where you would pull the sword from the

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stone, and the world and its maidens fall at

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your feet? Yes. I said nervously before turning

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the phone off speaker as Big Tony and Paul sat

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at eyeing me with wolfish interest and smirking

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like evil gherkins. How do you know? I told you.

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I am no mere mortal. I am an eternal knight who

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lives in the hearts of men everywhere. I'm here

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to help you make that dream come true. You'll

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make me king of the world and all -powerful.

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I gasped before downing half a pint of lager

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in excitement. Not quite. He sighed. But you

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will have a significant part to play in the New

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World Order. Where do I sign up? And do I get

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hold Excalibur? I asked. As a combination of

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adrenaline and excessive alcohol intake nearly

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caused me to pass out. All will be revealed,

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my white knight upon a fiery steed. Yet there

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are secrets I can only divulge in person. Can

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you meet me at Llanfoy's Cemetery? An hour? He

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asked. I'm on it, I replied. Turn about it. If

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only I'd known then the lies and treachery Sir

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Lancelot was capable of. I would have saved us

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a lot of grief. And poor Dorigo Paulus still

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have both his hands. Oh, God. To be continued.

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It's time for... Tat in the box, tat in the box.

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Tat in the box, tat in the box, tat in the box,

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tat in the box, tat in the box, tat in the box.

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Right, so it's your turn to close your eyes first,

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my turn to get my thing out of my box for you

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to guess what it is with your eyes closed and

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try and work it out, which is going to be easy

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this week. And try real hard not to hit the mic,

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which is now in a new position. Now we've got

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all the table in front of you. We've got a whole

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table and I know that I'm... Yeah, I'm just going

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to end up hitting the mic, so apologies in advance.

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That's okay, you've got room to swoosh your hands

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underneath the microphone, yeah. Swooshy, swooshy.

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Right, my eyes are closed. Right. Gimme, gimme.

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Am I still on mic? It's a bit low down, yes.

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Hard to tell when my eye's closed. You've got

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headphones on, though. I know. You shouldn't

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have your eyes open or closed. That's true. That's

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really true. I'm such a professional. Okay. Is

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it big? Average size. Feels cold. Oh, you're

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not touching. I know I'm not, but there's cold

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air between my hands. There we go. Are you putting

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it on the table? Yes. Okay. Oh, it does feel

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cold. Instantly guessed. Is this your Batmobile?

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I even turned the box the wrong way around to

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make it harder. It's your Batmobile, isn't it?

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Yeah, it is. That'll come out at some point.

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Well, yeah, now that we've moved down here, I

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can put it straight up on the shelf. That's true.

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It can go in this new posh place. That's pretty

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much the only reason I've brought this now, is

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just leave it in this room. Easy transfer. So,

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yeah, it's the Batmobile from the 1966 TV series

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with Adam West and Burt Ward. This is my favourite

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of the Batmobiles. Okay, why? I think it's the...

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Oh, look at the ones on the back. Oh, it's pretty

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cool. I like the orange piping. You've got the

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other ones on the back there, you can see, which...

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Oh, yeah. Oh, they're all a bit shit, really,

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aren't they? Yeah. I think it just looks the

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funkiest. It's the classiest, most classic -looking

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Batmobile. I like the orange piping. It's very

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attractive. It's the first Batmobile I saw as

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a kid, from when S4C showed the Batmobile, the

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Batmobile, the Batman TV series. And for all

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our non -Welsh habitational listeners. Oh, Channel

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4 Wales. Yeah. S4C, Sanalpedwar, Cymru. Is that

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what it means? Yeah. Oh, there we are. Based

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on the Lincoln Futura concept car, it was made

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for the 1954 car show and auto expo circuit in

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1955. The concept car was built entirely by hand

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in Turing by Coachbuilders Gear at a cost of

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$250 ,000, a quarter of a million. That's about

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$2 .9 million in 2025 money. Wow. And subsequently

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sold to famous car customiser George Barris for

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$1. and other valuable consideration. I'll put

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a copy of that letter on the blog. So Lincoln's

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Ford's luxury brand, like GM has Chevrolet for

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everyday cars and Cadillac as their luxury brand.

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So Lincoln is the upmarket Ford brand. I didn't

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know that. I learned a thing. Apparently the

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car was just stored at Barris' shop for years

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until he was contacted or contracted and he was

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given three weeks by the studio to make the Batmobile.

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It already had the bubble canopy and the little

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hoods. over the lights and tail fins. So it was

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a good starting point for the Batmobile. So Barris

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hired Bill Cushenberry to modify the metalwork,

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exaggerating the features, adding to the bits.

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Didn't put any spacers on the wheels, did they?

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It was before stance. So yeah, the beak on the

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nose there got rid of the big oval mouth that

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was on the bottom of the wheel. I'll put a photo

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of the before and after cars on the blog as well.

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Cool. Originally it was pearlescent white. It

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was repainted red to show up on Film Better in

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a 1959 film. It started with a kiss. Ended up

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black with fluorescent cerise stripes in 1966.

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The toy is made by Jada. Not entirely sure. J

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-A -D -A. On the back of the box, I was pointing

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at earlier, they've got the line of all the on

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-screen Batmobiles in the range. This is 1 .32

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scale. Doesn't say anywhere on the box. So I'm

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reliant online for that. Like where I got it,

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reliant online. I got it from Bernardo's eBay

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shop in March 2023. Oh, nice. I paid £22 for

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it. That's funny for you. Yeah, it was quite

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a bit cheaper when I first bid. I didn't have

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too much long to go. Before I got bid up a whole

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bunch, I decided, no, I'm not prepared to pay

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any more. That's my limit. Plus it's £4 .50.

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Yeah, 450 postage on it as well. So I'm not that

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into Batman to pay anymore. From seeming bit

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of a bargain, I ended up paying pretty much the

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going rate. I had a look this morning. eBay's

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asking around 25 to 30 -ish for the same version.

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All right, fair enough. So you didn't have a

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bargain, but you weren't, you know, you didn't

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overspend either. I paid what I was willing,

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what I decided mentally it was worth. Yeah, no,

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you set yourself a limit and you stuck to it.

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And that's important for many things in life,

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not just money. And I've got a funky thing for

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the shelf. True, true. Do you have a favourite

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Batmobile? I don't necessarily have a favourite.

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I will say there are eight Batmobiles on the

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back of this box. At least three of them look

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like they were modelled after dildos. No, very

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phallic. Where are we? Batman Forever Batmobile

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and the bottom corner. I don't know. This animated

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one, I think. That's for kids. Oh, I don't know.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, there's at least

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three on there that, you know, look like they

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would sell really well if they had batteries

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in them. Holy. Hold. Brilliant. It's my turn

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to close my eyes, guess and caress your item.

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What I will say in advance is this is more than

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one piece. Okay. So if it falls apart, you haven't

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broken it. And it has moving parts also. Oh,

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yeah, yeah, right. Okay, it feels like it's made

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of wood and it's sanded it. Correct. It feels

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like there's a cog and gear mechanism here somehow.

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I can't believe this hasn't naturally fallen

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into your hand in the right place yet. Oh, right.

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Sorry, I was holding it by the barrel. It's some

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sort of gun. Is it an elastic band gun? It is

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indeed. Searching by the V in the barrel. It

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is an elastic band gun. Unfortunately, I've not

00:22:28.869 --> 00:22:31.690
been able to find any elastic bands. And it didn't

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come with any. Forward, forward. There we go.

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I'll put the whole thing back to you. I've got

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your pistol. Right. It's got a flat object in

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the front. It's got a wooden base, upright wooden

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piece with a dowel at the back. And what feels

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like hinged flaps on the front, like a scoreboard

00:23:03.039 --> 00:23:11.039
sort of thing. Yes. It's got to be for tallying

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some sort of score. Is it for some sort of hooplet?

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Oh, I know what you're doing now. Right. Oh,

00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:23.180
hit the mic again. Right, so you put these up

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this way. Yeah. And then you shoot the elastic

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band at the target. You do indeed. Shooting gallery.

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Yes, correct. Correctamundo. And happy it's not

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your birthday, it's a gift for your touch shelves.

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Oh, thank you. And there's points 10, 20, 30

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and 50. Yeah, not sure what happened to 40. So

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I've called this the Bang Bang Shooty Gun. It

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does fire elastic bands and there's a mountain

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backboard, as Adam has described, with drop -down

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hinge targets 10, 20, 30 and 50 for value. It

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cost me £2 .95 from the Greyhound Rescue in Swansea.

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There are no brand marks, no labels, nothing

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on it to sort of suggest who made it, where it

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came from, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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So I did the one thing that all people who are

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Gen X, almost millennials do, and that's turn

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to Google Lens. The closest match I could find

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was on Amazon. The Englehart wooden shooting

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game. However, it's not currently available to

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buy in the UK. I think that might be because

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it was a French store. Thanks, Brexit. And because

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it wasn't available to buy, I couldn't find out

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how much they were selling it for. Prior to it

00:24:39.269 --> 00:24:41.309
being unavailable, it just says unavailable.

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So what I did was translate one of the reviews

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from French to English. So Jen gives this five

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stars. Title of the review is consistent. Review

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says game for children. It is necessary to set

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to a maximum of one meter 50 for it to be effective.

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Brackets. The elastic band hits the targets.

00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:09.940
um and that is all i've been able to find but

00:25:09.940 --> 00:25:13.059
having read that review it did make me think

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of something that i want to bring in at some

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point that lots of other people do which is find

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random reviews for objects that either we already

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own or we randomly come across and see if we

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can find the funniest review either the funniest

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five star or the funniest one star I am a bad

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person and I buy a lot of things from Amazon

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and I review everything. And if you want me to

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bring some of my own personal reviews in to listen

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to, I absolutely will because I love making them

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as funny and fluffy as possible. Oh, yeah. Well,

00:25:45.460 --> 00:25:48.200
if we can compare yours to somebody else's. What

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we should do. A satisfied customer or dissatisfied

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customer compared to how you found the product.

00:25:52.539 --> 00:25:54.660
Yes. And then we should ask Ruth how she got

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on the super secret Amazon list because, like,

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my reviews are fucking awesome in my mind. We

00:26:01.460 --> 00:26:03.940
can't tell people that if you get on the super

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secret list. I know, it won't be super secret

00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:07.579
anymore. Yeah, I think it's going to be like

00:26:07.579 --> 00:26:09.400
rule one of the super secret list. Don't talk

00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:14.579
about the super secret list. And we're back at

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the Crystal Maze with Jackson, Adam and myself.

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The maze must... With an O. With an O. With an

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extended O. We're on the final zone, which is

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the medieval zone. And it is Jackson's turn to

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pick the game first. Oh, good. I am not. Oh,

00:26:33.210 --> 00:26:38.150
that means I'm. Yes, right. Anyway. I already

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know the plan. I'm going to go. Mental game.

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Complete the word chain using the toys. Place

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the first three cards of the word chain onto

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the first three spaces of the board game. When

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the time starts, the player will first need to

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establish the connections between the first three

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given cards, i .e. dollhouse, house brick, etc.

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However, if they struggle, then guide them towards

00:27:05.309 --> 00:27:08.670
the link. Once they have got the gist of what

00:27:08.670 --> 00:27:10.710
they are looking for, the player should study

00:27:10.710 --> 00:27:14.059
all the toy cards. They need to complete the

00:27:14.059 --> 00:27:16.799
word chain by filling in five blanks selecting

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from the 17 remaining toy cards. When they complete

00:27:20.460 --> 00:27:22.779
the chain of eight toys, they win the crystal.

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So you just need to find the five that correspond

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with the chain of... Do you understand? Okay,

00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:34.920
you ready? Start the timer. And you're out of

00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:42.289
time. I was going to go for Dalmatian from Fire.

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I didn't even see these. I put them all over

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there. It wasn't any of those. No, no. I was

00:27:46.710 --> 00:27:49.109
wrong. I didn't even see those. Okay, so the

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solution was... Mine's the final one, apparently.

00:27:51.809 --> 00:27:54.029
Fire Guard, which I didn't know was there. Was

00:27:54.029 --> 00:27:56.410
it Fire Guard? No, it's not. No, I didn't get

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it. So it's Apple Tree, Tree House, House Fire,

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Fire Door, Door Stop, Stop Watch, Watch Dog.

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I haven't said it out loud. You did. Well...

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No crystal this time, but you are like three

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up on Adam. I'm pretty sure that's not enough.

00:28:16.730 --> 00:28:22.029
Right, do you want to take a game, Adam? Let's

00:28:22.029 --> 00:28:25.170
put these away first. Okay, alright, Mr Organised.

00:28:26.049 --> 00:28:28.170
No, because I already know what I'm going to

00:28:28.170 --> 00:28:31.390
choose. Oh, I would bet you a tenner if not the

00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:35.329
physical. I will take that bet. Really? It's

00:28:35.329 --> 00:28:37.650
physical. And from the very first introduction,

00:28:37.890 --> 00:28:40.190
I'm playing my Karen card. But you get to do

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it. Oh, fuck. I'd forgotten about the Karen card.

00:28:43.069 --> 00:28:45.269
So had I in the first couple of games. I remembered

00:28:45.269 --> 00:28:48.190
for the rematch, though. Bollocks. What do you

00:28:48.190 --> 00:28:51.789
get to do? No, actually, no. I get the book,

00:28:51.809 --> 00:28:55.829
don't I? Yeah, that was really snatchy grabby.

00:28:55.849 --> 00:28:57.789
I didn't want you to read the instructions or

00:28:57.789 --> 00:29:00.430
the answers. It's a physical. It's not going

00:29:00.430 --> 00:29:04.049
to give me an answer, is it? Yeah, yeah. Roll

00:29:04.049 --> 00:29:06.490
the dice repeatedly over the finish line until

00:29:06.490 --> 00:29:08.769
you have rolled one, two, three, four, five,

00:29:08.789 --> 00:29:11.410
six, at least one each. Do you remember when

00:29:11.410 --> 00:29:13.349
we played this at Christmas and I literally got

00:29:13.349 --> 00:29:16.210
one, two, three, four, five, six in a row? That's

00:29:16.210 --> 00:29:19.190
never going to happen. No, it's not. It's never

00:29:19.190 --> 00:29:21.230
going to happen. You have to do it from afar,

00:29:21.509 --> 00:29:24.930
like two metres. What do you need? A dice, something

00:29:24.930 --> 00:29:28.250
to mark, start and finish lines, timer and the

00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:31.990
crystal. Create a start and a finish line in

00:29:31.990 --> 00:29:34.490
a room. Start line should be roughly two metres

00:29:34.490 --> 00:29:37.269
away from the start. Place the dice on the start

00:29:37.269 --> 00:29:39.930
line. I wish I'd remembered that one in the last

00:29:39.930 --> 00:29:43.609
round. I bet Jackson would have remembered it.

00:29:43.829 --> 00:29:47.660
No, Jackson. Oh, you do get a Karen card too,

00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:50.799
don't forget. Yeah, you both get one Karen card

00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:52.700
to swap. Oh, I don't have to play anymore. Come

00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:56.319
on, then. The object of the game is to roll a

00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:58.500
dice. They roll every possible number at least

00:29:58.500 --> 00:30:00.880
once. One, two, three, four, five, six. For clarification.

00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:04.500
Okay, thanks for specifying. That's what it says

00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:08.819
there. All right. If you move out of the way,

00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:12.660
I can go from here to the unit. so if you sort

00:30:12.660 --> 00:30:15.400
of stand here you can be dice collector all right

00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:26.420
we're ready ready okay time starts now i won

00:30:26.420 --> 00:30:29.599
you a crystal that's the only way you would get

00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:33.559
one wouldn't it that's why i played the car i've

00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:38.119
got about a minute left thank you maze master

00:30:38.119 --> 00:31:04.660
yeah Hooray! To end this episode, it's my choice

00:31:04.660 --> 00:31:07.940
of book in bibliotek. And once again, from the

00:31:07.940 --> 00:31:11.480
library of books. From Adam's Nana. Is it big?

00:31:11.700 --> 00:31:17.259
No. Oh, look at this. It's the Detective's Handbook

00:31:17.259 --> 00:31:21.200
by Anne Savardy, Judy Henley and Angela Wilkes,

00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:24.059
illustrated by Colin King. It's a first edition,

00:31:24.259 --> 00:31:27.259
published 1979 by... Is that Inspector Gadget

00:31:27.259 --> 00:31:30.940
on the front? No, for legal reasons. It predates

00:31:30.940 --> 00:31:33.440
Inspector Gadget, I think. Oh, that's awesome.

00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:36.160
I think Inspector Gadget was in the 80s. I think

00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.839
it definitely predates Inspector Gadget. Yeah,

00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:41.720
this is more heavily used than likely used. It's

00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.940
definitely heavily used. I know, yeah. Yeah,

00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:47.339
I think that's great, though. I was looking back

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:49.259
through the book and thinking to myself, there's

00:31:49.259 --> 00:31:52.859
a lot of forgery stuff in here. And I only found

00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:54.759
out when I was looking through to see if this

00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:56.480
is on the Internet Archive to link in the blog.

00:31:57.039 --> 00:31:59.339
It's a compilation of three books. Oh, right.

00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.759
It's the Osborne Detective Guide series, each

00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:03.619
written by one of the authors and all of them

00:32:03.619 --> 00:32:07.079
illustrated by the same guy. Oh, cool. It's Catching

00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.740
Crooks. clues and suspects, and fakes and forgeries,

00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:13.099
which would explain why there seemed to be a

00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:15.900
lot of stuff about forgeries in particular. And

00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:17.319
that book was still being published until at

00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:20.900
least 2008, and that's the version on the Internet

00:32:20.900 --> 00:32:23.359
Archive that you'll see linked on the blog. It's

00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:25.480
got a new cover, typeface seems to be the only

00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:28.059
significant changes, and the new version did

00:32:28.059 --> 00:32:31.339
also correct the contents page. Aha! And my version

00:32:31.339 --> 00:32:34.180
doesn't list... several sections they're just

00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:36.660
missing from the contents entirely love it i

00:32:36.660 --> 00:32:39.339
think just to fit in the box they've put arbitrarily

00:32:39.339 --> 00:32:42.019
on the page the main characters it's detective

00:32:42.019 --> 00:32:44.500
dodd he's the one in the brown coat he thought

00:32:44.500 --> 00:32:47.140
was inspector gadget detective trapper who's

00:32:47.140 --> 00:32:50.099
more experienced in the blue coat there's a female

00:32:50.099 --> 00:32:52.720
detective who's a dog handler and as far as i

00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.920
know her name does not come up she's not given

00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:59.180
a name but the dog's called petal uh how very

00:32:59.180 --> 00:33:01.849
70s But it puts a couple of tabs on the pages.

00:33:01.890 --> 00:33:05.049
This one is, has your room been searched? Some

00:33:05.049 --> 00:33:07.950
tips and tricks for hiding things to find out

00:33:07.950 --> 00:33:09.430
if somebody's come in your room, like putting

00:33:09.430 --> 00:33:11.789
a paperclip in the door to find out if it's been

00:33:11.789 --> 00:33:15.710
opened, putting some hair across books to see

00:33:15.710 --> 00:33:18.130
if it's been opened. This one's about how photographs

00:33:18.130 --> 00:33:21.250
lie and people can manipulate negatives or using

00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:23.509
high -speed photography to fake a UFO photo.

00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:28.000
This one, Monster Bird Attacks Londoner, is putting

00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:31.359
sort of paper cutouts on the window. When I was

00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.140
a kid, I tried fooling my friends with that.

00:33:33.660 --> 00:33:36.480
They absolutely didn't believe me. Oh, what a

00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:38.660
shame. And finally, the last page I want to point

00:33:38.660 --> 00:33:40.680
out, that's where I learned the phonetic alphabet

00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:43.240
as a kid in this book, and it's still coming

00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:45.160
in handy now. If you want to read this yourself,

00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:49.059
it'll be on the blog, lightlyused .co .uk. Nice.

00:33:54.459 --> 00:34:02.299
Uh, right. Uh, bye then. See ya. No, we've made

00:34:02.299 --> 00:34:04.519
it to the outro. I know this will come out in

00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:06.019
a fortnight and it'll be two weeks too late,

00:34:06.099 --> 00:34:08.059
but I'm going to use this opportunity to very

00:34:08.059 --> 00:34:11.539
cheekily wish my lovely dad a happy 70th birthday.

00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:14.619
Many happy returns, Mr. Chesters. Yeah, indeed.

00:34:14.940 --> 00:34:17.460
Oh, does he, is he still around? I'm sorry, dad's

00:34:17.460 --> 00:34:20.599
role. Admiral Chester's, yeah. So he's been out

00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:22.500
on his motorbike with his friends today. So,

00:34:22.500 --> 00:34:24.900
yeah, happy birthday, Dad. See you in a few weeks

00:34:24.900 --> 00:34:28.760
for a big party. Oh, awesome. Have a good one.

00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:31.239
Yeah, well, you know, you are invited. Yeah,

00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:33.840
but I don't do social things. I know. It's all

00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:35.980
right. I've told them it's fine. You don't need

00:34:35.980 --> 00:34:38.539
to worry about it. I guess what we should say

00:34:38.539 --> 00:34:42.219
is where you can find us? If you were to find

00:34:42.219 --> 00:34:45.679
us, we're at lightlyused .co .uk. There's a blog

00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.739
post for every single episode. You can find photos

00:34:48.739 --> 00:34:50.619
of everything we've talked about, photos of our

00:34:50.619 --> 00:34:54.400
tat, links to articles and any things we've brought

00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:56.840
up. Most of the books, if we can find them on

00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:59.260
the Internet Archive, they'll be linked for you

00:34:59.260 --> 00:35:01.730
there as well. We're also part of the studio

00:35:01.730 --> 00:35:05.550
Channel 84 Network. Find us at channel84 .co

00:35:05.550 --> 00:35:07.650
.uk. The other shows you can check out is The

00:35:07.650 --> 00:35:09.869
Variety Show, The Untitled Sci -Fi Show, and

00:35:09.869 --> 00:35:11.909
Who Takes the Socks Off with this spin -off.

00:35:12.269 --> 00:35:15.150
Socks on or off. And Karen's going to be their

00:35:15.150 --> 00:35:18.130
guest on episode 50, the full fat Who Takes the

00:35:18.130 --> 00:35:21.710
Socks Off episode. Oh, you call him fat. You

00:35:21.710 --> 00:35:25.369
watch it, mate. And this episode is brought to

00:35:25.369 --> 00:35:29.849
you by Solart Tanning Salon. The solicitors have...

00:35:30.170 --> 00:35:32.570
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00:35:32.570 --> 00:35:35.769
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00:35:38.030 --> 00:35:41.530
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00:35:41.530 --> 00:35:47.289
is ongoing cheers Art thanks for sorting that

00:35:47.289 --> 00:35:52.610
fuck me Adam and Karen have been lightly used

00:35:53.569 --> 00:35:57.010
Visit lightlyused .co .uk for more. To get in

00:35:57.010 --> 00:36:06.929
touch, email pod at lightlyused .co .uk After

00:36:06.929 --> 00:36:08.929
Tyke had hung up, the phone began ringing again,

00:36:09.070 --> 00:36:11.489
but this time it was number withheld, which meant

00:36:11.489 --> 00:36:14.409
it was probably at... Fuck's sake, I knew I was

00:36:14.409 --> 00:36:18.489
going to fuck this up. After Tyke had hung up,

00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:20.309
the phone began ringing again, but this time

00:36:20.309 --> 00:36:23.949
it was number withheld, which meant... It was

00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:26.869
probably Nanny Anna Horror Show. Nanny Annie

00:36:26.869 --> 00:36:31.190
Horror Show. Which meant it was probably Nanny

00:36:31.190 --> 00:36:33.710
Anna Horror... You've got this. You can do it.

00:36:34.050 --> 00:36:37.489
Which meant it was probably... Probably... Oh,

00:36:37.590 --> 00:36:41.489
fuck's sake. Probably Nanny Anna Horror... Which

00:36:41.489 --> 00:36:47.949
meant it was probably... Which meant it was probably

00:36:47.949 --> 00:36:50.150
Nanny Anna Horror Show Turnip. The old witch

00:36:50.150 --> 00:36:53.750
loves to make prank calls. Hello, you nappies.

00:36:56.429 --> 00:36:58.530
You're doing it. You're doing it. You're all

00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:02.909
right. Hello, you old nappy -wearing... Hello,

00:37:04.530 --> 00:37:09.070
you old nappy -wearing... Fuck. Hello, you old

00:37:09.070 --> 00:37:14.590
nappy -wearing... Hello, you old nappy -wearing...

00:37:14.590 --> 00:37:27.380
Fucking hell. this was a studio channel 84 network

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show to find more head over to channel 84 .co

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