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This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen

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How long ago did Tom end that dream analysing feature?

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Dr Demento?

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Dr Therapy...

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Brain?

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What was his name?

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Orgasmatron?

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Dr Mesmerific?

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There was something like that.

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But yeah, I never remember any of my dreams which is why I couldn't send anything.

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I finally did!

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Yay!

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It was a week before last, I wrote it down. That's how rare it was, I remember a dream.

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And it doesn't help, I don't remember any of the details leading up to it, but I dreamt some of my friends from comprehensive school.

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Whether we were comprehensive school age in the dream or adults now, I don't remember.

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But we were in a situation where at least one of them, my second cousin, I'm not going to name him, pulled out a gun.

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And I can't remember if it was carjacking someone or just holding them up at gunpoint, which was the first I was aware that...

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Oh, what's going on here?

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Well, I don't have a gun. I definitely remember that much from the dream.

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I don't remember if anyone else did either.

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But remembering, I don't want to be part of this.

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And the only thing I could think to disguise myself was to put my hoodie up and take my glasses off.

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Because that's not how I normally look.

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The reverse clock hand.

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Gunning disguise.

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And then there was one of those weird dream scene missing.

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Remember meeting a crime boss and saying, this isn't for me.

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And I wanted out. And being told, no.

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I was getting a bit angry and upset and shouting that I didn't want to do it.

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And that's what woke me up.

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No memory.

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What laid up to it.

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No memory why we're organised or disorganised criminals.

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What we were doing. What the goal was.

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Or why we were doing it. But Dr Mesmeration, if you can help me.

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Dr Phantasm.

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Was it Dr Phantasm?

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It kind of takes the fun out of it if we forget it right at the end.

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I think you're right.

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Damn. Maybe. Sorry. Ruin that.

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It just came to me like a lightning bolt.

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Doctor, doctor, give me the news.

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I'm not going to follow the rest of the lyrics.

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We're friends and all that.

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Well, from my highly educated dream perspective.

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I would say that you are feeling a lack of control in your life.

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Like crime life.

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Or your choices.

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And you feel like you need to be doing something.

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But there are barriers in the way stopping you.

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You can't get too into it.

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Stealing their feet.

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Actually no, they discontinued the...

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We were alright.

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We're doing occasional dream analysis now.

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Suck it.

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You dropped it. We picked it up.

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Welcome to Lightly Eased.

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It's episode 17.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Karen.

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We've got to start with corrections from last episode.

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As always.

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Bit of a self correction, the first one.

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Last episode you said you're not sure if you believe in ghosts.

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After your seance evening.

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I can't believe I didn't ask.

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Did you take a jam jar with you?

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After all the fuss I've made about this is how you're going to find out if there's a ghost.

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You might need to go back.

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I need to go back.

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Need to take a jam jar with you.

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I do need to take a jam jar.

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We need to find it.

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You can't write ghosts off entirely yet.

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You've got to go back to the seance with a jam jar.

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Do you want to come with me?

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No, no, no, it's alright.

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I think Jackson seemed to get more out of it.

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We did have a really good time in fairness.

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And also Jackson couldn't look out if the guy does have a button this time.

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True.

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I'll pay for you to go.

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That's no problem.

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Yeah, yeah, it'll be the mission for the show.

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Oh okay, if we're putting it on the show budget.

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You can go on my dime.

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It's investigative research.

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We need to know.

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I promise I will find a selection of jam jars in different sizes and I will take them with me.

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And we'll see if there's any level of success.

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And bring it back.

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Arthur's getting on the case with getting us a sponsor so...

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If Arthur gets a sponsorship that pays for me to go to seance, who's regularly for science,

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then maybe I'll relent and let us have a sponsor.

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Well my instruction to him was the sponsor has to be relevant to the show so...

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Good luck.

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You never know.

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I don't know what he gets up to in that room.

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Also we played crisscross quiz wrong.

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We did question it at the time.

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Yes.

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When I was putting photos on the blog for episode 16,

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I took a photo before we played the game of the rules inside the cover.

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We even read through them.

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Yeah, you did read through them.

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It was more of a skim.

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I thought a lot of it will be intuitive.

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No, we played it wrong.

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Our way was a lot quicker and a lot more efficient.

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I am adamant.

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Our way...

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You're adamant.

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Stand and deliver.

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I had an ex whose mum wasn't in the video for stand and deliver.

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No way!

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Could have been Prince Charming.

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One of the two videos.

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That's pretty cool.

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Rewarding incorrect answers to the other player?

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No marks should have been awarded.

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And also you spin the pointer after each game.

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You were absolutely right about that.

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But I think our way of playing was a lot more efficient instead of spinning the wheel and setting a different number each time.

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We definitely wouldn't have got through the number of questions that we did if we'd played it correctly.

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And always easier to keep track of which cards we're using.

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Instead of, oh, we have to take the card out because you spun a different number.

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We're just keeping them on the same one and...

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Barbwires Rotwiler was called Camille.

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But even bigger, I watched a behind the scenes video on YouTube a couple of days ago.

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I was trying to find out, is there the video on YouTube?

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I can just put a link in the blog.

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You have to pay for it.

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Oh, boo.

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Somebody hasn't bootlegged it.

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Maybe that could be why fish tailing quietly.

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But she did do certainly some shooting and fighting.

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And the scene at the start, the wet striptease that you were making fun of going, oh, it's very gratuitous.

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That was her idea.

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Apparently it was based on a nightmare she had where she was getting sprayed with champagne whilst doing a nasty dance.

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This kind of sex up and put more...

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Yeah, we'll throw out mine.

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We'll use yours.

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Well, he must have been onto a winner, surely.

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Because the film did so well.

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The box office and everything.

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They didn't have enough money to promote that and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 the movie.

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Also, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 the movie.

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Many people are going to be going to see that.

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Very niche.

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I'm not sure as well whether Camille the Rottweiler was called Camille after Red Dwarf did the Casablanca episode

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five years earlier.

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I couldn't find a definitive answer.

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Oh, did you have a correction to that?

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Not a correction, but my pipe.

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Royal Antediluvian Society of Buffalos or whatever they were.

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I did look up what antediluvian meant.

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It's either ancient or humorously archaic.

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So I looked up the meaning of the word antediluvian.

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I thought your thing was going to be about the pipe.

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And why the horns are the other way round.

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It's fine. It's so funny.

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That's what antediluvian means.

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Well, if this doesn't bode well because we've got no likely used news today, so I thought

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we'll take a breather between Johnny Turnip's story arcs.

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I might do another turnip tales between them just to sum it up.

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But to fill in the turnip shape hole that we're taking, return to Karen's factitious

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And I thought I'll look up some facts.

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I don't know how much overlap there's going to be then.

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Do you want to go first or second?

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Well, we'll come to that in a second.

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I'll just say what we've got coming up.

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Take a breather then we'll argue between ourselves off there.

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Who goes first?

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Sounds good.

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We'll flip a coin or something.

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Thumb war.

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No, thumb war.

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That'll take too long.

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I'll go right handed.

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I'll use my off hand.

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We're also going to be trying to guess each other's mystery items by feel alone in Tat

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in the Box.

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We're picking up where we left off.

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We're finally finishing the crystal maze.

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Thank you Jackson.

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We're coming back.

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We love you Jackson.

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Thank you so much for putting up with us and finishing the game.

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Well for the link to his body modification studio Rose Cottage in the blog.

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Thank you for coming back and finishing after so much time.

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We are so grateful.

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It's going to be a double dose this episode because I forgot to set a timer and we played

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through a whole zone before we realised, oh, it should have been ten minutes on the clock.

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Yeah, but to be fair I am technically Games Master and I should have reminded you.

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I'm in charge of the timer.

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Tomato, tomato.

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There's plenty of blame to go around.

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Yeah, none of it is on Jackson.

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And it's your choice of book to end the show in Bibliotech this episode.

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Yes it is.

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So you're going to be so happy with it.

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Right, let's find out who goes first.

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Let's fight over it.

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Come here you.

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No, I chickened out of a fun war.

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I'm happy to admit that.

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I've got strong thumbs.

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My psychic hands would have crushed you.

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Because you've got KFC, Karen's fictitious corner, I thought I wanted to jump in on this.

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So I've got AFH, Adam's fact hall.

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So I've researched some St Valentine's Day facts.

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So see if there's any overlap.

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You can stop me at any time.

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The story of the brutal murder of seven men.

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I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

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Carry on.

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That's absolutely fine.

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That saved me trying to read names out.

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Go for it, you're fine.

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I don't know.

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I really was hoping you would stop me.

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I wrote it all up just in case.

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I was hoping I would get stopped very early on.

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That killed me.

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Yep, we don't need to know about the St Valentine's Day massacre.

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Yeah we do. Go for it.

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That's my one fact I've researched quite thoroughly.

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I have not researched this fact.

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Go for it.

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It's all from the Mob Museum website.

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Cool.

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It's in, I believe, Las Vegas, the National Museum of Law Enforcement and Crime.

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Nice.

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That's mobmuseum.com.

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The story of the brutal murder of seven men in Chicago Garage in 1929 goes back to 1920.

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Big Jim Colesimo and his, again, apologies for pronunciations.

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I really should have played the phonetic of these if I didn't have time.

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Big Jim Colesimo and his business partner Johnny Torrio ran over a hundred brothels in Chicago.

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Torrio wanted to bootleg during Prohibition.

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Big Jim didn't.

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Torrio reached out to Jim's allies, the Jenner brothers and Joe Aiello.

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He then called a friend and associate in New York, Frankie Yale, who just sent in one of his employees who was running from a New York murder charge, Al Capone.

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Torrio was also furious at Big Jim on a personal level.

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Jim had just divorced his wife, who was Torrio's aunt, and married an actress and singer.

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On May 11th, 1920, the Yale came to Chicago to visit.

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Jim was murdered.

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Torrio was now in charge of the gang with Al Capone as his second-in-command.

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And the main mob organisation in Chicago at that time was run by Dino Banyan of the Northsiders.

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He and Torrio owned a number of drinking and gambling establishments, but their business partnership eroded when Torrio forgave a $30,000 gambling debt incurred by one of the Jenner brothers.

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That's the same Jenners who were encroaching on O'Banyan's territory.

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O'Banyan, in turn, sold Torrio a brewery, which just happened to be raided on the day of the sale.

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Torrio was sentenced to nine months in jail.

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I've got to.

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But before serving a sentence, Torrio asked Frankie Yale to come back to Chicago to visit again.

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On the morning of November 10th, 1924, O'Banyan was murdered inside of his flower shop business.

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Jaime Weiss took over the Northside gang.

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Capone had been trying to control the Union Sicilica.

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I think I pronounced that right.

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Union?

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It's Italian.

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Oh, OK, sorry. My bad.

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His handpicked president was gunned down in 1925, and the subsequent president and his brother were also gunned down.

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Jesus.

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After a lot of violent retaliations back and forth between the gangs,

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Jaime Weiss was gunned down outside the same flower shop as O'Banyan in October 11th 1926.

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Karma.

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In November 1927, Joe Aiello felt pedon the presidency of the Union Sicilica.

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Capone had other ideas and made that perfectly clear when the Aiello brothers Robert and Frank were gunned down.

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On the 1st of July, 1928, Frankie Yale, who had formed an alliance with Aiello, was visited by several of Capone's men in New York.

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Yale didn't survive.

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A week later, Joe Aiello and Bugs Moran paid a visit to the Union Sicilica president, Antonio the Scourge Lombardo.

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A few shots later, the office of the president was again vacant.

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Oh.

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Which brings us to February 14th, 1929.

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Key members of the Northside gang were scheduled to meet at the SMC Carthage Company garage.

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There was a traitor in the ranks and Moran wanted to discuss strategies with his men, but Moran was running late due to a haircut.

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Which saved his life.

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Wow.

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While he was approaching the garage that morning, he saw a police car.

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Fake police car as it turns out.

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Parked outside and he scarpered.

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He had no way of knowing that inside, his men were being massacred by four gunmen, disguised as police.

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Going in there and the pretence of arresting them, lining up against the wall, gunning them all down.

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Holy hell.

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It's widely believed that Capone orchestrated the massacre, but still an unsolved crime.

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Bit from the Mob Museum, most of that story.

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That's really cool.

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It's a load of specific dates of retaliations between them telling a lot more of the story, but definitely it's worth checking out.

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Oh, I did not know that story.

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Thank you for the education.

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That's my one Valentine's Day fact.

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Any overlap?

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No overlap.

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You'll be pleased to know.

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I didn't need to stop you.

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I'm so glad I did at the start though, because that was fucking hilarious.

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I had to read the rest of it because you're joking.

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As we live in Wales, I did a little bit of Welsh Valentine's Day research.

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Wales does have their own patron saint of love and also animals.

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Not sure why she gets both.

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No sheep jokes, please.

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Meh.

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I said no.

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Bloody seistanks.

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However, in Wales, our specific Valentine's Day is not celebrated on the 14th of February.

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It is celebrated on the 25th of January.

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And the day...

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So late for both.

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Yeah, we are very late for both.

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Well, and we're recording on the 15th of February, so we probably should have done this last episode.

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But anyway, we like to be late for stuff.

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That's just how we are.

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Apologies in advance for any pronunciation butchery.

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English tongue, Welsh words.

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They're going to do a better job of me.

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They don't always mix.

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So, Valentine's Day, 25th of January in Wales is cent...

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St. Dwynwen's Day? Dwynwen's Day?

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Dwynwen. D-W-Y-N-W-E-N. Dwynwen?

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I'm laying the side down, Panty dear.

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St. Dwynwen's Day? We're going with Dwynwen, right? St. Dwynwen's Day.

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She was a fourth century Welsh princess, one of 24 daughters, and believed to have been the most beautiful of all.

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She lived in Bannabryn Caenog, which is the Brecon Beacons National Park.

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And she was unlucky in love and eventually became a nun.

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She fell in love with a local lad called Maelon, but she was subject to an arranged marriage via her father to somebody else.

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Being told by her father that she had been betrothed to somebody and that Maelon was not going to be her husband,

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she fled to the woods and cried and prayed to God and asked to be... asked to forget about Maelon.

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Now, God took this and turned Maelon into a block of ice.

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I do... I do love mythical tales.

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God turned Maelon into a block of ice.

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This obviously upset Dwynwen, but God gave Dwynwen three wishes because she'd prayed so hard and was so devout.

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So for her three wishes, she asked for Maelon to be thawed, defrosted, to help true lovers,

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and then she wanted to never fall in love herself.

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In gratitude for having these wishes granted, Dwynwen became a nun and set up a convent on Anglesey.

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Her name means she who leads a blessed life, or blessed life, depending on how you put the enunciation on the word.

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And as I've said already, she's also the patron saint of animals.

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The one article I did read suggested maybe you could pray to Dwynwen before you took your pets to the vets,

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but they also suggested that there were no guarantees that the praying would do any better than taking your animal to the vets.

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There was a disclaimer there for safety reasons.

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And in Wales we celebrate our Valentine's Day very similarly to the way everybody else does.

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We exchange gifts and cards if we feel like it.

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We take time out for ourselves.

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We share meals with people that we love, or we cook ourselves our favourite meal,

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take long walks on the beach and be romantic with oneself,

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carving love spoons if you're so inclined,

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and of course lots and lots of cwtches.

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Which doesn't translate directly into English, but it's a very special kind of hug, but not a sexual one.

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Not a sexy hug. It's a deep and meaningful safe space hug.

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Also, kuch dance star covered under the stairs.

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Oh, cool.

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And I also looked up how romantic the Romans were,

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and how they celebrated Valentine's Day.

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So between 13th and 15th of February, Romans celebrated the feast of Lupercalia.

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Men sacrificed a goat and a dog, and then whipped women with the pelts.

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I don't know if they ate the goat and the dog, but it wasn't specified.

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Were the women willing to be part of this, or randomly chosen?

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50-50.

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The women would line up to be hit, believing that it made them fertile,

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and then there would be a matchmaking lottery, where everyone would put their car keys into a big bowl,

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and then the men would pick the car, or the women would pick the car keys out for the men,

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or however that kind of swinging thing worked.

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Chariot keys.

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And you would be coupled up for those three days.

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However...

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When were doctors invented?

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I don't know.

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However, I will say that potentially not all the ladies were happy with the matches that they were eventually forced to take,

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because you had to take whoever's car key you picked.

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That dems the rules.

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That's a society you're in.

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So there was a degree of forced arrangement, but I'm not going to go any further than that.

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So yeah, the Romans were pretty sick on Valentine's.

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Love sick, puppy sick, dog sick, dead goat and dog sick.

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They were gross.

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Happy Valentine's!

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Hooray!

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I'm so glad we personally don't bother celebrating.

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No.

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Jackson asked me what we were up to yesterday, and I was like, Adam is in his house, I'm in my house,

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and we're watching YouTube together but apart.

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And he was like, meh, that sounds alright.

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Yeah.

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Just like standard normal evening, really.

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No shit's given about the special day.

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No, it's just corporate fucking mongering for people's money, isn't it?

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Yeah, fuck the men.

421
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Fuck the big companies, fuck you card companies and Interflora and fucking Teddy Bear Build-A-Bear workshop wankers.

422
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Yeah, I can't answer your hallmark.

423
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Yeah, you money grabbing thieving toerags.

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Happy fucking Valentine's to you.

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It is time for Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box.

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Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box.

427
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Thanks Adam.

428
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You're like, you're clapped away from the microphone, so I'm like sat at this really stupid angle where my face is to the microphone,

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and my shoulders and everything else is literally twisted away, and you're like clapping right in the fucking mic.

430
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Like, what?

431
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I didn't know you were in the sense of false indistinctivity.

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It says me right for stopping you early.

433
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I was probably clapping a bit too loudly.

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Anyway, sorry, it's my turn to guess first.

435
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Yeah, it is. You get to touch up my stuff first. Hang on. Let me grab it for you. Your eyes closed.

436
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Yes, and my hens are out.

437
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Excellent. Let's see if I can pick it up. Oh, there's hot cross buns in my box.

438
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Oh!

439
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Right.

440
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Treat her later.

441
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It's going to be cold.

442
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Cold cross buns.

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Feel it.

444
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Oh! It's...

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Not a bowl. It's a cookie jar of some sort.

446
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And...

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I can't feel what the writing is on there.

448
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This is an embossed rectangle with writing in there.

449
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It's got a wooden lid with a rubber stop around it.

450
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It's a bit big to do.

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Do your Bane impression.

452
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Another one line.

453
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Oh!

454
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Fucking hell!

455
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There is the bun right here with my eyes closed.

456
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Are you OK?

457
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No. I have teeth on the fucking thing.

458
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I wonder who wears the mask.

459
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Safe and sound, Batman.

460
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Are you OK?

461
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Yeah.

462
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Are you sure?

463
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I think it's glass.

464
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Incorrect.

465
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It's going to be ceramic then.

466
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I've got no idea what's embossed on the front.

467
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Do you want to open your eyes?

468
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Oh, biscuits! I was trying to see if it said C for cookies.

469
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This is a bit long!

470
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I mean, I nearly said when you were like,

471
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oh, it feels like a cookie jar.

472
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I nearly stopped you straight away.

473
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Why did I stick my face in it anyway?

474
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I'm just like an idiot.

475
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They're asking me to be hurt.

476
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So...

477
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I'm an absolute cock.

478
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This is my Foster's Pottery of Cornwall.

479
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Biscuit...

480
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barrel?

481
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Yeah, yeah.

482
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Biscuit barrel?

483
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Do you think barrel's the right word?

484
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I think it deserves the word barrel.

485
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It's a bit girthy.

486
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It is quite sizeable.

487
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I mean...

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That's about, I'd say,

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six to eight inches across.

490
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It's a girthy girl.

491
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I might have a...

492
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Are you actually going to measure it?

493
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Measure from the arsehole!

494
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Watch the Socks Christmas Special on YouTube.

495
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Channel84.co.uk for the link.

496
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Or to one of our previous blogs.

497
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Oh dear.

498
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Here we are.

499
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
He's got his...

500
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
It's between his legs.

501
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
He's got his tape measure out.

502
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Sorry, ruler.

503
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
It is six inches.

504
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Very nice.

505
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
That was a good guess.

506
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
So you can reverse park without any trouble then?

507
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Yes.

508
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
That's exactly the face I was looking for.

509
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:29,000
So I bought this, I think...

510
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I bought it in Barnardo's, internationally,

511
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
and it was about a tenner.

512
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:41,000
It is typical Foster's Brown Honeycomb glazing style.

513
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,000
So it is a, I suppose, a mahogany brown base

514
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000
with a white over the top

515
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000
that creates bubbles and gaps that looks like honeycomb,

516
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
hence why it's called honeycomb.

517
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
It is a nice, interesting finish.

518
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
It is.

519
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Now, the reason I bought this,

520
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
and the reason that I like it,

521
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
is because when we were little,

522
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
we used to eat soup a lot,

523
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000
and we had these Brown Foster soup bowls.

524
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Then through moving house a million times,

525
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
growing up, things getting broken,

526
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
just getting old, worn out, lost, or whatever,

527
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
these soup bowls have vanished.

528
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I don't know if any of us have got

529
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
any of the original soup bowls anymore.

530
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
They wore out.

531
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah, a couple of years ago,

532
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
my sister spotted one of the soup bowls in a charity shop

533
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
and bought it, and me and my mum were like,

534
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
oh my god, we need to find ourselves soup bowls.

535
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000
So since then, we've been collecting random bits of Foster's,

536
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
and I've managed to pick up two soup bowls,

537
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:45,000
but the only other bit of Foster's I own is the biscuit barrel.

538
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
The pottery itself, Foster's Pottery,

539
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
was founded by the Foster's brothers in the late 1950s,

540
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
and they were originally based in Redruth,

541
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
but apparently there's a petrol station now

542
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
on the grounds of the old factory,

543
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000
because they no longer produce anywheres.

544
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000
They were actually really difficult to find out any facts about,

545
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
so this is going to be a bit thin on the ground, I'm afraid.

546
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
At its height, the company employed around 50 people.

547
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
They were renowned for their distinctive brown honeycomb glaze,

548
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
which is what this one is,

549
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000
but they did venture out into other colours later on,

550
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
but using the same honeycomb style.

551
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
So the base colours tended to be different,

552
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
so blues and greens.

553
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,000
The types of things they made were kitchenwares and homewares,

554
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
so you see lots of these things in charity shops.

555
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
There's often coffee and tea sets with bits and pieces missing.

556
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,000
They made jugs, canisters and containers like the biscuit barrel,

557
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:45,000
randomly a selection of collectible seal ornaments.

558
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
There was the fish gurgle,

559
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
which is a fish that's kind of upside down,

560
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
so its tail is at the top,

561
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
and its body sweeps down to the base,

562
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
and then its head comes back up on itself,

563
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
and its mouth is open wide.

564
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Like a U-shape or an S-shape?

565
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Like an S.

566
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And then people would put posies and things in there,

567
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
like a little posy jar,

568
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
and they also made glug glug jugs,

569
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
but I don't actually know what those are.

570
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
So I'm going to have to find out, I think,

571
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
because they sound like fun.

572
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Maybe you wouldn't research that at work,

573
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
just be in the safe space from the sound of it.

574
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,000
No, to be fair, any research that I do do on my work laptop,

575
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
that I do do on my work laptop,

576
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
is done very much during break time,

577
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,000
and the search terms I choose to use are carefully selected

578
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
for that specific reason.

579
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:40,000
The biscuit barrel is classic 1970s fosters.

580
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Online they're selling between 15 and 35 pounds.

581
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:51,000
So even though I was kind of bitter about spending a tenner on that,

582
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,000
I didn't do too badly for my money, really, by comparison.

583
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
But just because someone says it's £35 online doesn't mean it's going to sell for it.

584
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
You've got a lot of pottery for the money as well.

585
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
That's true, and it does still have its original wooden lid

586
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
with the rubber bung as you said,

587
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
and that in itself is quite unusual.

588
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
The rubber tends to perish and snap,

589
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
or the lids just get lost.

590
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
That's going to be the first bit to get... yeah.

591
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
And whilst biscuits don't live in it,

592
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I have used it as a flower vase on more than one occasion.

593
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
It does look good.

594
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Yeah, cheers.

595
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Very striking piece.

596
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Thank you. That's my thing.

597
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
A hardy, hardy piece of houseware.

598
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Cheers, love.

599
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Right, put that safely away.

600
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Okie doke, are you ready?

601
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Hang on, sleeves rolled up.

602
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Eyes closed.

603
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Eyes are closed, hands are cold.

604
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
I'll probably put that the wrong way for you.

605
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000
It's got a strap on it that felt like you were putting a wiggly worm or something in my hand.

606
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
That freaked me out momentarily.

607
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Not like, not blobby freaked me out, but freaked me out.

608
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Oh right, ok.

609
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
You go instantly.

610
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Is it switched on?

611
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
No.

612
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Ah, well anyway.

613
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Just in case.

614
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Just in case I shouted down it.

615
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
It is a megaphone.

616
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
I can switch it on if you want.

617
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah, go on.

618
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
You can open your eyes.

619
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Oh right.

620
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
There you go.

621
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Hello, hello, hello.

622
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
What's going on here then?

623
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Lesby Avenue.

624
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
That's very cool.

625
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Right, where did this come from Adam?

626
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
I've got no idea.

627
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Oh really?

628
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
I cannot remember how long I've had it.

629
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I believe it was from...

630
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Tonight I tell you my

631
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
tonight I'm getting some

632
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
so sorry, but it's from you.

633
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
So you stole it?

634
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Yeah.

635
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
You tea leaf.

636
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Yeah, it's a plastic chrome megaphone.

637
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Yeah, it's more of a toy one than an actual one, isn't it?

638
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Well it works as a megaphone.

639
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Surprisingly good actually.

640
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Got two turntables and a microphone.

641
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I thought you were going to say where it's at then.

642
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
No, sorry.

643
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:11,000
There's a destination a little off the road from the habitations and the towns we know.

644
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,000
The place we saw the lights turn low, the jigsaw jams and the get fresh flow.

645
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Pulling out gys and jamboree handouts, two turntables and the microphone.

646
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
That was the only other one that comes to mind.

647
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
That was this defining feature.

648
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
That fella was in a crappy megaphone.

649
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Brilliant.

650
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Well I love it.

651
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I think it's great.

652
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Megaphone song suggestions on an email.

653
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
pod at lightlyused.co.uk

654
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
The subject line.

655
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Errr.

656
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
How do you spell letters after you?

657
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I'd really like to see your handwriting versions of her.

658
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I'll get it.

659
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Yeah.

660
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Well ladies, gentlemen and all of those in between that identify with other letters.

661
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:38,000
After much anticipation we are returning to the Crystal Maze.

662
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
We said it would happen.

663
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
We did.

664
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
It's happening.

665
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
It's happening for a long time.

666
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Jackson is with us.

667
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Welcome back.

668
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yay.

669
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
We finally leave the town.

670
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Sorry, it's all my fault.

671
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I think it's pretty much equal parts.

672
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
We've all been busy.

673
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
We've all been busy.

674
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
We're all over 40.

675
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
We get knackered after 5pm.

676
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
What more can you expect?

677
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Right, so where did we get up to last time?

678
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Okay, so as a recap.

679
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
The story so far.

680
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Yeah.

681
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Previously on Lightly Used.

682
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
You're so professional.

683
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000
You two have played the Aztec and the Industrial Zone.

684
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Adam is team A.

685
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Jackson is team B.

686
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Adam gets to pick the next zone and play the first game.

687
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Jackson has two crystals from the first half of the game.

688
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
And Adam has one crystal from the first half of the game.

689
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Which two zones have we got remaining?

690
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,000
We have got Medieval and Futuristic.

691
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Green and blue.

692
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Futuristic is my favourite.

693
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Can I go Futuristic level please?

694
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Of course you can.

695
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Dun dun dun dun dun.

696
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Dun dun dun dun dun.

697
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Dun dun dun dun dun.

698
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Pick a game.

699
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Can I have a skill game please?

700
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I'm going to regret that.

701
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Do I read this right now?

702
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Yeah, you can read that out if you want.

703
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
You're going to hate this one.

704
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
I knew I was.

705
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Immediately.

706
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
I should have gone for mystery.

707
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
It's definitely going to have you leaving the room.

708
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Well, don't think we need to leave the room for this one.

709
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Not this one.

710
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah, we're going to take photos of this.

711
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Build the cube using all seven pieces.

712
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Ready for some clattering.

713
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I should have seen how it was arranged in the box.

714
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
You only have a timer with you.

715
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Yes, so what you will need.

716
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Futuristic skill game cube puzzle pieces.

717
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Timer and a crystal.

718
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Pick up the futuristic skill card game from the board.

719
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Place it in front of the player so they can see the game instructions.

720
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Then start the timer.

721
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,000
The player must make a perfect cube shape using all the pieces to win the crystal.

722
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
There are many different ways to make the cube into seven pieces.

723
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
No, out of seven pieces.

724
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I will not find any of them.

725
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
It does not hold much time.

726
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Also, if they said there's one way that would make me feel better.

727
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
There's many ways.

728
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
There's many ways.

729
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
You sons of bitches.

730
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000
It's going to be difficult not to be able to do this.

731
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Are we ready?

732
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
No, I'll never be ready.

733
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I'm going to turn the timer anyway.

734
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Humiliation cube.

735
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Three, two, one, go.

736
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
3D Tetris.

737
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
I'm optimistically getting the bag of crystals out.

738
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I wouldn't.

739
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
How big was the cube?

740
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
It's three by three.

741
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
How does this one fit in?

742
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
My spatial awareness is for shit.

743
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000
This is where we find out if you've got ADHD brain or autism brain.

744
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
No, I've got neither brain.

745
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
You're about 30 seconds in.

746
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
I'm like a scarecrow.

747
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
How big was the cube?

748
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
It's three by three.

749
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I need four.

750
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Can I make it bigger?

751
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
No, you can't make it flatter because then it's not a cube.

752
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Why not?

753
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Because it needs to be a cube.

754
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
No, it's not still.

755
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Can I put it in the box?

756
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
No.

757
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
It came in the box.

758
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Because then I can't see what it's doing.

759
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I'm happy with that rule.

760
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
It's going to be difficult.

761
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
No, my brain isn't the right type.

762
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
You've got about 50 seconds.

763
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,000
It's a two minute timer.

764
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Are there any more pieces?

765
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
No, and that's definitely three by three.

766
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000
It's three squares by three squares, not three pieces by three pieces.

767
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I can't do it.

768
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
My brain doesn't work that way.

769
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
It's only working two dimensions.

770
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000
That's not what I thought.

771
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Desperate to make that cube bigger than this.

772
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
It's the only way it'll work.

773
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
It's a rectangle, damn it.

774
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
The box is a TARDIS.

775
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
About 20 seconds.

776
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
If you were trying to build a house, you'd be perfect.

777
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
There we go.

778
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
It stands up.

779
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
You need to take a photo of that.

780
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Are you giving up at this point?

781
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
I'm not going to go any further along in 20 seconds.

782
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I definitely very optimistically took the crystals out of the box.

783
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Time is up.

784
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
That is a masterpiece.

785
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
It is beautiful.

786
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
A piece of modern art.

787
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000
It would definitely be worth £2.50.

788
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I don't have to do.

789
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
You should resin it.

790
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Can you show me how it should be done?

791
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I can try.

792
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Your time is up.

793
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Don't touch anything.

794
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Time starts now.

795
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Watch your bossy bitch.

796
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I had to do by the same rules.

797
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Cuteness aggression.

798
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
She saw it came out the box.

799
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I didn't.

800
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I tipped it upside down and didn't look.

801
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I'll do the bar.

802
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Two, three.

803
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Now I need to use...

804
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
That's about a third of the time gone.

805
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Thanks.

806
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Hmm.

807
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Let's try that bit.

808
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
One, two, three.

809
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
One, two, three.

810
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
This is going extremely well.

811
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
No, that's wrong.

812
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
That's incorrect.

813
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000
It's not going as well as you think it's going to.

814
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Compared to mine, yours is actually a square-ish shape.

815
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
How much time have I got left?

816
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
About half.

817
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Come on, game master.

818
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
It would help if the egg timer didn't have a covered bottom

819
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000
so I could see exactly how much time has gone.

820
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Just like a scale on the side.

821
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Come on, game master.

822
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Do that.

823
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I'm going to do the egg.

824
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Come on, game master.

825
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Guessing about 15 seconds.

826
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
I'm not going to do it.

827
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Many ways.

828
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
I know. It does say there are many ways.

829
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Is it lying?

830
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I hope there's a diagram.

831
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
How are we going to get this back in the box?

832
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
We got it in and out of the box before.

833
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
It's the time pressure.

834
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I'm going to do the egg timer.

835
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Oh, you're there.

836
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
No.

837
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
You've got a long piece left.

838
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Well, that was silly.

839
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
I've been up wrong, jeez.

840
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It's almost.

841
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Maybe 10 seconds.

842
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Turns out my 15 estimate was way off.

843
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
There's more sand in there than you think.

844
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Maybe it's a three-minute timer.

845
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
The last bit's gone.

846
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
That went right.

847
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
I've dismantled it.

848
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
That last bit of sand went quick.

849
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Far beyond what I put it together.

850
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I think that's a fail on my part.

851
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
I forgot to take a photo of that.

852
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Jackson, do you want to go and put it in the box?

853
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
It's impossible.

854
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
It can't be.

855
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I don't know.

856
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I've got the wrong piece left.

857
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I know.

858
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
I've got a timer.

859
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
You might end up showing us all that.

860
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I don't.

861
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Although if you complete it, you don't get a crystal.

862
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
I say ready.

863
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
No one ever gets a crystal.

864
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
No one's ever ready.

865
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Is there a diagram on the back of the Yacht Card?

866
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
There's a couple of ways on here.

867
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
It shows you how to do it.

868
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Oh, there we do have one in the box.

869
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Oh!

870
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Go further along than I did.

871
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Within seconds.

872
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Very close then.

873
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Oh!

874
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Is Jackson going to smash it?

875
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Oh, no.

876
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I think it needs a couple of the longer L-shaped Tetris blocks.

877
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
There's a lot of the 2x1 bits.

878
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Then another bit that's sticking out the other side because it's three-dimensional.

879
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It is hard.

880
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I'm sure that when we played this at school, it was a bit of a struggle.

881
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I think it's a bit of a struggle.

882
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:26,000
It is hard. I'm sure that when we played this at Christmas, we made it look much simpler than this.

883
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
About half the time gone.

884
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Keep going through the same...

885
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Oh, those are even different colours in the manual.

886
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
The manual doesn't show you the right colours.

887
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Jess will be making you some extra, extra brain work.

888
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
About 45 seconds left.

889
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Left? Gone?

890
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
No, 45 seconds left.

891
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Better judge of this sand or sugar timer than me.

892
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I wonder if it is sand or sugar.

893
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
It doesn't say whether it's a sand timer.

894
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
It's definitely not egg.

895
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Maybe it's bicarbonate soda.

896
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
20 seconds.

897
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
It was looking really good right at the start.

898
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,000
I think you're getting to the same sort of place.

899
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
We're not doing anything.

900
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Oh, time's just gone.

901
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
We're shamed.

902
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
We all failed.

903
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
None of us get a crystal.

904
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I definitely don't want to do physical.

905
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
I've got no brain for a manual.

906
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
And the mysteries are quite manual.

907
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I'll go for mystery.

908
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Mystery? Okie dokie.

909
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
What does it say on your card?

910
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
It says...

911
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Solve two or the three riddles to win the crystal.

912
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
No conferring at all.

913
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Well, I've got no one in my team, so...

914
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
No one's shouting through the hole.

915
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Ok, what you will need.

916
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
The futuristic mystery game riddle cards, which are in my hand.

917
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
And the crystal.

918
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
There is no timer.

919
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Choose three riddle cards at random.

920
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Pick up the futuristic mystery game cards so the player can see in front of them with the instructions.

921
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Game.

922
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Read the first riddle out loud to the player, but do not place the card in front of them or let them see the riddle text.

923
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:36,000
There is no time limit on this one, but you can hurry the player up if they take too long.

924
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Once the player has given their answer, confirm whether they gave the correct answer before moving on to the next riddle.

925
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
The player must answer two of the three riddles correctly to win a crystal.

926
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000
The answers are given for the first two riddles. There is no need to play the third.

927
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
So...

928
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Riddle me this, Mr Jackson.

929
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Covered in numbers.

930
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'm a clever machine.

931
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I figure things out, if you know what I mean.

932
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
What am I?

933
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
That could be some things.

934
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It could be some things.

935
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
No, nothing.

936
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
There are specifics.

937
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
No, it's a riddle. Would you like to hear it again?

938
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
There's a specific thing there.

939
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah, please.

940
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Ok.

941
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Covered in numbers.

942
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I'm a clever machine.

943
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I figure things out, if you know what I mean.

944
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
What am I?

945
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
A calculator.

946
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Yes, correct.

947
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah, I guess a calculator or a till book.

948
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Yeah, to be fair, I probably would have given it to you for a till book.

949
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
It's just a calculator anyway.

950
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Ok.

951
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Riddle number two.

952
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I'm famous for force and I'm famous for motion.

953
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,000
What led me to think of my fabulous notion?

954
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:02,000
It was when an apple fell onto my head, though it helped that I was well educated.

955
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Who am I?

956
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Oh, so the name of the person.

957
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Isaac Newton.

958
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Yes, congratulations.

959
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
You won two of the three riddles.

960
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
My brain works.

961
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
That gets you a crystal.

962
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Thank you for being easy on me.

963
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
There's a lovely crystal for you.

964
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
It wasn't deliberately easy.

965
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Yeah, cool.

966
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Right, Adam, what would you like to play next?

967
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
A physical and a mental.

968
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Mental?

969
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:40,000
No way Adam was going to choose a physical.

970
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
If I could be bothered to say my boot off, I'd throw it.

971
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
It's the size of my legs.

972
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Who throws a shoe, honestly?

973
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, sorry.

974
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Oh, no, it's one of these ones.

975
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Complete all the colored circuits to win the crystal.

976
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
It is a good one.

977
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
That's fun.

978
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Right, there's your circuit board.

979
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Don't start flapping with it yet.

980
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
You turned it over the wrong way, didn't you?

981
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah, I think so.

982
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:22,000
OK, futuristic mental game, what you will need, the futuristic mental game base,

983
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
12 futuristic mental game circuit pieces, a timer and a crystal.

984
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I want a bloody timer one.

985
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:38,000
The player has to complete the puzzle so that all colored wires form unbroken circuits to win the crystal.

986
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
And then it says hints and tips.

987
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
I should decide whether to help the player or not.

988
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Oh, that's a no.

989
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,000
OK, are you ready?

990
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Can you read me through it once more?

991
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Oh, my God.

992
00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Put the tiles in the circuit so all of the colored lines form unbroken circuits.

993
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
So it's red there and red there.

994
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:10,000
And then a red line around there, blue, blue, yellow, green, up and down the garden.

995
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Man's playing to excellent.

996
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I was just checking there's nothing that said I can't turn all these cards over before.

997
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
So that's cool, right?

998
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Ready?

999
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Three, two, one, go.

1000
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:36,000
So.

1001
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Not a good start.

1002
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
He's picked up one piece, people.

1003
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
He's placed it on the board and it looks to be in the correct place.

1004
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
So I need a.

1005
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Come on, we need like 10 or four racing cards.

1006
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Eleven to go.

1007
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
I don't watch racing.

1008
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Yeah, yeah.

1009
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
You want what? You want me to be like, like.

1010
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Yeah, yeah.

1011
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
And then he's putting the second piece on the tile board and he's looking a little confused.

1012
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Now we just don't know what to do with ourselves and he's got another corner in place.

1013
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Well done, Adam. He's going for it.

1014
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
He's cracking on that's three, maybe three.

1015
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000
No, that's still just two in place and I need to breathe in because I breathe out too long.

1016
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Too long. I've run out of voice.

1017
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Oh, my God.

1018
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Peasery is in the correct place.

1019
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
He's picked up number four. He's going for number four.

1020
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I can't keep this up. I'm sorry.

1021
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I didn't realize I'm not.

1022
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Sorry.

1023
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
You didn't realize how annoying it would be.

1024
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
In my defense, I didn't realize how off putting it would be.

1025
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
You're halfway through.

1026
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Come on, you've got an easy one.

1027
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I haven't.

1028
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
This is the crystal maze equivalent of what in the shapes and yours.

1029
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Yeah, I'm going to look at which shape I've got.

1030
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000
About 30 seconds left.

1031
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Seven in place, five to go.

1032
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Need to speed up about 20 seconds.

1033
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Oh, he's getting close, folks.

1034
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
He's getting close.

1035
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Ten seconds.

1036
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

1037
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Fair play.

1038
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
You've got nine in place.

1039
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000
To me, without looking too hard, they look to be in the correct places.

1040
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
But dim crystal, I'm afraid.

1041
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
That's a long game again.

1042
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Sorry.

1043
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Right, okay.

1044
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Physical.

1045
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Physical.

1046
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Physical.

1047
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Physical.

1048
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Do you want to read your card?

1049
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Probably not.

1050
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Oh, God, it says jumps.

1051
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
That's all I saw when it said jumps.

1052
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I don't want any jumps.

1053
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
200 what?

1054
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Which one?

1055
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Recite the four times table up to 200 while continuously doing star jumps.

1056
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
What you will need.

1057
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
What time table?

1058
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
The four times table.

1059
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Four?

1060
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Yeah, recite the four times table.

1061
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Why the four?

1062
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Because it goes up to 200, presumably.

1063
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
So does ten.

1064
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Space, timer, crystal.

1065
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Preparation.

1066
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
You're going to do your star jumps.

1067
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
You've got the game card.

1068
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
In order to win the crystal.

1069
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
My card doesn't say four.

1070
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
What does it say?

1071
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Recite the times table up to 200.

1072
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I thought I could pick.

1073
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Oh, no, it literally says recite the four times table.

1074
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
And then it's got all the answers here.

1075
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
So I know if you're wrong.

1076
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Do I have a timer?

1077
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Yep.

1078
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
You've got to do it to a timer.

1079
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
I've got massive boots on.

1080
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
The neighbours are going to be.

1081
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Well, listen, Mr. Downstairs has been the noisiest bastard in the world since he moved in three weeks ago.

1082
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So he can ask for his own medicine.

1083
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Right.

1084
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:33,000
So in order to win the crystal, the player must recite the four times table from four to 200.

1085
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Whilst continuously doing star jumps.

1086
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Ready?

1087
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Three, two, one, go.

1088
00:52:41,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Four, eight, twelve, sixteen, twenty, twenty four, twenty eight, thirty two, thirty six, forty, forty four, forty eight, fifty two, fifty six, sixty.

1089
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Sixty.

1090
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Sixty four, sixty eight.

1091
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
It's very destructive doing that.

1092
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Seventy two, seventy six, eighty, eighty four, eighty eight, ninety two.

1093
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
My jewellery's fallen off and everything.

1094
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Oh no.

1095
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Found it.

1096
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Catch my jewellery.

1097
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Sorry, I have to intermittent.

1098
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Where do you have to?

1099
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Ninety two.

1100
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Ninety two, ninety six.

1101
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
One hundred and ninety, yeah, one hundred.

1102
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
One hundred and four.

1103
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
One hundred and eight.

1104
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
He's had star jumping.

1105
00:53:35,000 --> 00:54:00,000
One hundred and twelve, one hundred and sixteen, one hundred and twenty, one hundred and forty, one hundred and sixty, twenty eight, one hundred and seventy three, one hundred and forty, one hundred and forty, one hundred and forty, one hundred and twelve, one hundred and sixty, one hundred and fifteen, one hundred and sixty, one hundred and fifty two, one hundred and fifty six, one hundred and fifty five, oh, oh, yeah, one hundred and fifty six, one hundred and sixty six, 100 two, six hundred four, seven, two hundred, eight 10兩, five, invalid.

1106
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
God.

1107
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Ugh.

1108
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:15,640
172, 176, 180, 180, 184, 188, 192, 196, 200.

1109
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:21,720
Hey, with a good 30 seconds left, Jackson wins another crystal.

1110
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:22,360
Well done.

1111
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,120
I earned that one.

1112
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,920
That's a good day.

1113
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,280
Christ Almighty, I've never seen you do that much exercise.

1114
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:32,040
Yes, not that you're not an exercise.

1115
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,720
Then you just, if you do it, you do it privately.

1116
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,240
I'd rather exercise more than not.

1117
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:35,740
Right.

1118
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:36,240
What's that?

1119
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,120
I think that's it for this round again.

1120
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,000
Oh, yeah, we get to work.

1121
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
We probably should have cut this in half as it is.

1122
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,480
That's true.

1123
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,360
We probably should have.

1124
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,880
So should we just call it quits on that zone?

1125
00:54:47,880 --> 00:55:00,600
And then we will move on to medieval zone.

1126
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:06,360
It's the final segment of the show and it's your choice of book this episode in Bibliotat.

1127
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,520
Yes, it is my choice.

1128
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,840
And you'll be so pleased to know that it's valentine's related.

1129
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,120
That's an old book as well.

1130
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,280
Just just turned my head and looked.

1131
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:23,480
It is a very old book and it's wrapped in what is either acid free or grease proof paper.

1132
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,920
Oh, I was trying to work out what it was.

1133
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,880
And I've never actually taken it off to look at the cover,

1134
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,400
but the cover of the book itself is like a mole skin.

1135
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,760
Oh, that is nice.

1136
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:39,240
And I think it might be like a natural mole skin rather than a manufactured synthetic one.

1137
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:45,880
This book is called Poems of Passion and it is by Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

1138
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:51,080
And she was around between November 1850 and October 1919.

1139
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,600
She started writing poetry at the age of eight

1140
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,800
and her first poem was published when she was 13.

1141
00:55:59,080 --> 00:55:59,880
Those were the days.

1142
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,000
Nobody likes to show off.

1143
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,960
Yeah, isn't it?

1144
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:07,480
Poems of Passion is a collection of her works and was first published in May 1883.

1145
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,600
There's a note on the inside of the front cover of this book from 1915.

1146
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,360
It's written in pencil and I've been able to figure out what one line says

1147
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,400
and it says, I know of two bright eyes,

1148
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,720
but like I said, I can't figure out the rest.

1149
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,960
It's so minuscule, squeeze into a corner.

1150
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:31,800
So I think this may have been gifted from one person to another as a token of love.

1151
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,920
So I haven't read any of these poems before.

1152
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:37,880
Oh, can I see the...

1153
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:40,520
Yeah.

1154
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,320
So the outside of the book, like I said, is Moleskine.

1155
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,880
It's like, what sort of colour would you say that is?

1156
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,240
Like a mulberry?

1157
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,160
Like almost purple?

1158
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,200
Yeah, it could be a little bit sun damaged as well

1159
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,600
because it's slightly lighter on the spine.

1160
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,160
Yeah.

1161
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,440
On the inside it is quite a lot deeper.

1162
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:58,920
Yeah.

1163
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,960
But no, it's a lovely, it's a lovely, lovely thing.

1164
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:03,640
What does it say?

1165
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,600
Is it from...

1166
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:07,800
Tiny writing.

1167
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,640
Easter 1915.

1168
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,600
It's very neat handwriting.

1169
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,200
It is beautiful handwriting,

1170
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,480
back when people knew how to have good penmanship.

1171
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,560
I've always had a bit of a thing for old books

1172
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:28,200
and especially ones that have personalized inscriptions in them.

1173
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,680
But it doesn't really matter to me what the content of the book is.

1174
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,880
It's like feeling part of its history, you know?

1175
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,080
Shall I read a poem?

1176
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,720
Oh, yes.

1177
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,280
Okay.

1178
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,960
Do you want to tell me where to stop?

1179
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,100
Stop.

1180
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,600
Okay.

1181
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,400
We are reading Art and Heart.

1182
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,000
Arthur.

1183
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,780
Oh.

1184
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:55,080
With synchronicities.

1185
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,320
How old is he?

1186
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:00,360
God knows.

1187
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,240
He's eternal.

1188
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,000
He's omnipotent.

1189
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,240
Omnipotent.

1190
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:12,040
Though critics may bow to art, and I am its own true lover,

1191
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:16,200
it is not art but heart which wins the wide world over.

1192
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,800
Though smooth be the heartless prayer,

1193
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,440
no ear in heaven will mind it,

1194
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,640
and the finest phrase falls dead if there is no feeling behind it.

1195
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,000
Though perfect the player's touch,

1196
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,320
little if any he sways us,

1197
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,720
unless we feel his harp throb through the music that he plays us.

1198
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,680
Though the poet may spend his life in skillfully rounding a measure,

1199
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,880
unless he writes from full warm heart, he gives us little pleasure.

1200
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,240
So it is not the speech which tells,

1201
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,400
but the impulse which goes with the saying,

1202
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,200
and it is not the words of the prayer,

1203
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,760
but the yearning back for the praying.

1204
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:03,160
It is not the artist's skill which into our soul comes stealing,

1205
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,720
with a joy that is almost pain,

1206
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,280
but it is the player's feeling.

1207
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,000
And it is not the poet's song,

1208
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,480
though sweeter than sweet bells chiming,

1209
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,440
which thrills us through and through,

1210
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,800
but the heart which beats under the rhyming,

1211
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,120
and therefore I say again that it is not art but heart

1212
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,920
which wins the world wide over.

1213
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,720
So that is Ella Wheeler-Wilcox.

1214
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,240
How old was she when she wrote that?

1215
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,720
Erm, I don't know, the poem isn't dated.

1216
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,600
Erm, probably in her 50s maybe.

1217
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,440
Even if it was when she was 13, still better than I can remember.

1218
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,920
Well, it's better than anything I'll ever crack out as well.

1219
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,880
So yeah, there we are.

1220
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,960
Erm, Happy Valentine's poem related things.

1221
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,480
At once was a man from Nantucket.

1222
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:57,320
Thank you very much for listening.

1223
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,320
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to all four of you.

1224
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,320
Four? As many as that.

1225
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:07,320
Oh actually, our last episode got 40 views on YouTube.

1226
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,320
I think that's because I shared it with everyone at work.

1227
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,320
I forgot to say at the very start of the episode,

1228
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,320
hello to Karen's friends from work.

1229
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,320
Thank you for listening to the last episode.

1230
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,320
Thank you.

1231
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:23,320
Also at the start of the episode, I was going to mention this is our last episode from this room.

1232
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,320
Ah, right, I'm so glad you finished that sentence.

1233
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:38,360
Yes, we are moving vertically and slightly horizontally into a new dedicated, likely used space.

1234
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:42,360
The deluxe studio, which formerly known as my office.

1235
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:48,360
But in fairness, you've worked really hard to turn it into a studio and it is looking lovely.

1236
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:54,360
A couple of charity shops possibly noticed boards that finally got flat on the wall.

1237
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,360
Yeah, you know why that was so difficult to do.

1238
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:02,360
Only took 17,000 yards of sealant and a mop propped in the right direction.

1239
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,360
And two chairs wedged against the bottom for a couple of days.

1240
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,360
Yeah, I can't wait to record that. I've got to go.

1241
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,360
Hopefully it's not too echoey in there. I've done my best.

1242
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:16,360
On the money I'm willing to spend into doing it.

1243
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,360
I've got the big mouse mat for the table.

1244
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,360
And the rug.

1245
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,360
Yeah, that's true.

1246
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,360
My futon I've put down there.

1247
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,360
Yeah, and your new shelves.

1248
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,360
That's right, yes. Three shelves.

1249
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,360
It's been an investment. You've done really well. I'm proud of you.

1250
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,360
And that wasn't sarcasm.

1251
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:44,360
No, I'm just wondering if next episode will sound echoey as fuck and we have to come back up here.

1252
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,360
Yeah.

1253
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,360
So if next episode sounds distinctly different, you'll know why.

1254
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,360
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1255
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:56,360
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1256
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,360
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1257
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:02,360
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1258
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,360
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1259
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,360
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1260
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:14,360
Plus there's spin-off mini-sodes Socks On or Off where guests get to spin the wheel of Woody Rathers.

1261
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,360
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1262
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360
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1263
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,360
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1264
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,360
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1265
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,360
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1266
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,360
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1267
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,360
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1268
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,360
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1269
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,360
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1270
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,360
Yes.

1271
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,360
Oh I was expecting the catchphrase from you.

1272
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,360
My catchphrase then?

1273
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,360
Oh yeah, do the catchphrase.

1274
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,360
Do you want to do a catchphrase?

1275
01:02:50,360 --> 01:03:00,360
Please tell a friend.

1276
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:28,360
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1277
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:56,360
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