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Do you want to start? Yeah. Question? Yes. So speaking of pink ladies, is it true that anything

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more than a handful is a waste? I don't think so. Is that a bloody good job? I mean unless you're

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like Lola Ferrari on Eurotrash in which case yeah that's a bit much. Yeah. Yeah. So you need sort

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of uh yeah dustbin lid hands. Like seven hands for each boob. Anyway. This is Lightly Used with Adam

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and Karen. Hello everyone and welcome to episode 15 of Lightly Used with your hosts. This one to my

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right. Hello. I'm to Karen's right. And his name is? Adam. And I'm to my centre I guess and to Adam's

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left and I'm Karen. Hey you're right there. Right where you are. I'm left here. Well left to you.

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Middle to you. Yeah middle to me. Exactly where you are. That's where you are. I am, I am where I am.

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Wherever you go that's where you are. I tell you where I'm really glad that I'm not

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in the lift in my building that got stuck with someone in it at the basement. Oh no I've been

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stuck in the lift once. Yeah not a fun experience. I don't know how long they were there. They were

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there long enough for me to ring maintenance and say one of the lifts is stuck and the other one's

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bouncing like it's on bungee cords and the woman was like yeah there's someone stuck in the lift.

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And why would you jump up and down if you're stuck in the lift? No the lift that was stuck was stuck

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at the basement. The other lift was bouncing up and down like it was on bungee cords because I was

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going to the laundry room and I genuinely nearly sh** myself. Oh the very bottom bit. Yeah. Oh

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right sorry see what you mean. It's like when it was coming to a stop it would like go past the

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floor then back up to the floor then back down to the floor. It did like like three or four little

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bounces before it settled. Sure though you're in the basement and just pry the doors open and use

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the stairs? I don't know I think this is going to sound really bad but I think it's going to be

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really bad. But I think the lifts are anti-disabled person because the only people that I know that

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have got stuck in that lift have been people that use wheelchairs and motability scooters.

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It can tell. It knows. I get away with it because I've just got a walking stick. Swagger stick.

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You know last episode you mentioned I bought a new sofa. Yes you did buy. We're sat on right now.

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A two seat recliner. £110 from Air Ambulance Wales. Thank you very much. Now the backs didn't

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seem to come off the sofa in the shop so we struggled to get it in the van. It was a big

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old faff so I've got my old sofa most the way down the stairs. My stairs has got two 90 degree

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turns in it so I got it stuck on the very last one. Pivot! I needed someone I thought yeah this

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needs to be pushed out and lifted up at the same time. I can't do it from up the top of the stairs

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and I'm definitely going to try it from the bottom of the stairs. God no! I'll wait till I have some

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help. So I got my dad in to help move that old sofa out the way and got the new sofa in from the van.

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People at the charity shop they didn't know it came apart and their method of moving it around

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the shop was terrible. I'd optimistically shown up there with a little hand trolley. I thought

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right I'll just take the backs off and it'll be the base soon it'll need it but we will drown.

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It would have been possible with somebody's help but the fact that we had to take it intact through

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the shop took three of us. Oh god! Well one was a spotter and bringing the trolley that I'd have to

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leave in the shop behind. Was that the nice lady from behind the tilt? No no two chaps I've never

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seen before. Yeah I don't know why the staff didn't know the backs came off but surely at some point

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you've got to have moved it through the shop to get here although having said that when I did get

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the backs off the amount of dust that was down there I don't think it came off for a while.

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Yeah so I've given that a good clean out. Any power coins? Fibres? No no treasures. That's a

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shame. It would have made the whole thing so much easier moving through the shop through the back

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through the loading bay getting in the back of the van and you see one of my forearms is like

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sorely 20 or 30 percent bruised now. Yeah I said a little. It almost loops around. Yeah I said a

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little while ago you looked like you'd been smacked with a cricket bat and you you genuinely do look

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like you've been smacked with a cricket bat. I'm shocked at the state of that bruise genuinely.

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It's a massive awful bruise. I saw her defending myself against the blow but holding my arm

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inside out against the blow. That's asking for it. It really is. I do have a bit of a correction from

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last episode as well. The Esso Tiger tokens I said oh wonder when they ran out and you accused me

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of not doing my research which is fair enough I absolutely didn't. Now I have. An episode late.

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They ran from 1986 to 1996 in my catalogs from the penultimate year. Wow. And they ran and I

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mentioned in the participating stores bit as I figured that Tiger tokens were across Esso and

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you mentioned I know some franchisees may have opted in to do it. There was a huge legal battle

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in 2003. Really? About who'd foot the bill for the Tiger token gifts Esso or the franchise holders.

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The case was ruled in favour of Esso and the license holder's appeal was dismissed. What?

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A copy of the same catalog I've got £18 that sold for online. Fuck off. So I did quite a bit of

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research and episode too late for the thing I was showing off. I was going to say retrospective

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research doesn't count but you've got a genuine shock out of me so I appreciate you doing your

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hard work eventually. But it gave me a research that it'll look into this lawsuit between the Esso

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and the franchise holders. I can't believe they've ruled in favour of Esso. I mean who am I talking

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about? Of course I can believe they ruled in favour of Esso. Stupid Chesters. Unless they didn't do

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exactly what you said. Participating story. Do we have to participate? You participated.

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I don't know if that's legally what it boiled down to. Yeah yeah. I am not a lawyer. I don't

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play one on the internet either. You are a Reverend though. This is true. Yeah come back to me with

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you know ecumenical matters. I'll be fine. Alright Father Ted. Came in handy. Good reference actually.

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I love a bit of old school.

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Coming up of the show today we've got Johnny Turnip and Friends. They hunt the homo trotter

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in Lightly Used News. We try and guess what tat we've brought in in Tat in the Box. We've got a

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10 minute game break and it's Karen's choice to end the show in bibliothet. Lucky lucky people.

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It's time for this episode's lightly used news from the Abergavenny Chronicle on the 10th of June

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2024 from Tim Butters. An Abergavenny man wants people they seek eternal youth at their peril.

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An Abergavenny man has warned people not to chase rainbows or eternal life after he was persuaded

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by a psychic called Steve to do some pretty outlandish things and a foolhardy quest to live

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forever. In hindsight I can see we were blindsided by ambition and immortality to really question

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what we were doing at the time recalls semi-professional long distance runner

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Johnny Turnip. But when you're lost in the forest and your mind is fried from sleep deprivation and

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acid it's easy to think hunting pigs while naked is normal. Looking back I can see we'd been

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hoodwinked a little by psychic Steve. I feel his intentions were good but I think he'd been mixed

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up in necromancy for so long and spent so much time in the company of cult leaders like Earl

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Elderflower that he didn't know the difference between reality and fantasy anymore. And as it

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turns out his brand of crazy was quite contagious. What began as an innocent illegal wild boar hunt

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in the forest of Dean became a little more complicated for Turnip and his mates when they

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were spiked with acid by psychic Steve and his supposedly 500 year old sidekick Indiana Jenkins.

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Once the LSD had made their minds receptive to be moulded by those with dark intent

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psychic Steve told them the story of the homo trotter who was like a werewolf but a pig version

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that had haunted the forest of Dean for over a thousand years. He claimed the blood of immortality

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ran through the supernatural boar's veins like the river of the damned and all Turnip and his

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mates had to do was kill the homo trotter, drink its blood and they too would live forever.

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It all sounded so plausible the way he told it explained Turnip and when he said we had to hunt

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the crazy eternal pig creature naked by the light of the moon or it smelled civilization on us before

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we could get close it sounded like simple common sense. Turnip recalled once we discarded all our

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clothes it was a bit embarrassing because we didn't know where to look but as soon as Puerto Rico Paul

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picked up a shotgun and screamed "He who dares!" we felt like men again and it was time for the killing to

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commence. Turnip explained that with psychic Steve and Indiana Jenkins leading the way the rest of

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them brought up the rear. It was night time at this point so we'd forgotten we were all naked

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explained Turnip. We were just men in the wilderness bonding over a shared love of hunting unsuspecting

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animals. The only difference is this time we were in pursuit of immortality. Turnip added at one

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point we thought we'd closed in on the homo trotter and formed a circular and a suspicious looking

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bush where we detected movement. Puerto Rico Paul aimed and let the beast have both barrels.

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As the smoke cleared and we investigated further it turns out Paul had simply blown the head off a

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poor rabbit. "You idiot!" Snarled Big Tony. "You've just alerted the whole forest we're here!" Before

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Paul could stick up his two fingers in reply it's psychic Steve scream "He's coming run you fools!"

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As we turned we saw the biggest more imaginable bearing down on us. I kid you not he had red

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demonic eyes and sort of fangs that could cut through steel. There was no way we were taking

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this swine out of the game. Eternal life would have to wait for another day. We were trespassing

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in Lord Pig's kingdom and he wanted us gone. Turnip told the Chronicle thankfully psychic Steve was

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standing in King Pig's path and he suffered the full brunt of its savagery. Tossed him up in the

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air like a ragdoll and when he fell to earth you could tell by his screams he got a really

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nasty towards the end. If we thought we could have saved him we would but Paul was out of ammo and I

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don't think even Big Tony could have knocked out a wild pig with his blood up. As we ran and the

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pig's hellish grunts mixed with Steve's dying howls filled our ears we felt terrible mainly

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because we realized we were all still naked. Turnip explained that after five minutes of running they

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became aware of an almighty grunting noise made not by one but an army of pigs who'd emerged from

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the shadows and given chase.... 
K: As if they left psychic Steve to die. 
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K: Yeah it sounds like it. It happened so quickly. 
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know how terrifying and at the same time embarrassing it is. You can imagine what it felt like to have

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about 500 hungry porkers on your tail with a scent of human flesh in the nostrils.

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Our piggies were squealing with excitement and looked like Turnip was on the menu.

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Turnip added just when it all seemed lost Big Tony forced us to a standstill and bellowed

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"This ends here! I'm through running! If we die, we die - but I swear I've yet to eat my last bacon sandwich!"

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Turnip said as battle speeches go it lacked a certain something. It didn't inspire Indy for sure.

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He said "Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm out of here!" and disappeared into the trees. Yet by acting

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to the coward he'd drawn the pigs off our tail they headed after him and we were left with a

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little breathing space to make our play and get the hell out of the forest. Turnip recalls that

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naked and breathless of three friends just looked up at the night skies and the stars that sparkled

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there before erupting in laughter. What else could we do said Turnip. We were naked with no weapons

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booze or directions home but we were together - three chances on the make. The wilderness couldn't

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defeat us the acid couldn't break us and the pigs wouldn't eat us. We'd be getting away with it all

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our lives! And when my old mate Tom Cruise turned up in his chopper I knew for sure everything would

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be all right. To be continued. 
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It's time for my personal favorite
segment of the show and Adam's least favorite just because of the jingle. It's time for Tat in the Box

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Tat in the Box. Tat in the Box. Tat in the Box. Tat in the Box. Tat in the Box. Tat in the Box.

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Oh my god I think I finally got the claps right. I think I've finally done it all of that going

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through it in my head while I'm trying to go to sleep. I think I finally got the claps right.

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Should I just copy and paste this one every week every episode? 
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Yeah made my life so much easier. Right it's my turn to go first well to guess first. To guess

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first yes correct okay. Right eyes are closed hands are out. Okay I can confirm eyes are closed

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hands are out. Um yeah your hands are fine there. Really steady copper feel. Oh it's made of wood.

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Congratulations. It's a block of wood with some holes at one end. One

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two holes at one end and a little nubbing sticking out at the other. Oh really. It's a slightly...

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rectangular nubbin with feels a little bit like key teeth. There's some I don't know if they're

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fully drilled holes or just slight dimples on the top. A row of them. Okay.

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Yeah running the length one row. Oh two rows. It's very satisfying when you're watching you

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stroke my wood up and down. The whole length of the shaft. It's a good foot. Oh there's

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is that something that's stuck in one of the holes? Correct. All right so there's two lots

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of holes on either side. That's the label. Ah obviously it doesn't seem to be any feet

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or anything at the bottom so it's definitely a bottom. Is it something for incense? No but I

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mean you could use it for that. You get a hell of a lot of incense sticks in it. Oh hang on this

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broken one's starting to come out. Is it some sort of chess with matchsticks?

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Checkers or something? Well I mean it is for a game. Yeah I don't know many games.

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Okay open your eyes I'll tell you what it is. Oh it's a Buckley's Welsh Ales promo something.

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It looks oh is it meant to be dominoes? No it's a cribbage board. Oh I don't I've never seen

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cribbage being played. Not many people play it these days. Oh it's got holes on both sides I'm

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guessing. Is this to lock into another deck? The spinny round metal clasp? No so that wasn't the

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nubbied. It would have had a cover on either end and then the drilled holes on either end would

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have held the brass pins that would have come originally with it and then the little turny

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things would have just kept them safe so they're like little locker boxes for your cribbage.

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I've heard of a cribbage board. Yeah for those of you that don't know cribbage is a card game for

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two players. It's a pretty old school game like you know like bridge I guess but bridge got kind of

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fashionable like 20 years ago I think. It might have fallen out of fashion again now but yeah

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so it's a game of cards for two players. I can't remember what the end goal is it's been such a

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long time me and my mum usually just agree to a points a number of points and whoever gets like

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101 first wins. I'm not going to go into the rules of the game because it's really quite complicated.

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If you know how to play it brilliant I'll have a game with you anytime you like. If you don't know

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how to play it there'll be hundreds of YouTube videos if you're really interested. Do you only

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have to pay like your mum's room also if you're challenging someone? Well I mean is there another

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version you could play? Are they the official rules? Our family is notorious for having in inverted

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commas Chester's rules for many games. A previous partner of mine in particular took umbrage to how

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we played Scrabble. So you may not actually enjoy playing cribbage with someone if they play actual

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cribbage. I mean you could be playing a completely different game. I could be playing the wrong game

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but as far as I know the game that me and my mum play together and I'm the only one that mum has

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taught really how to play because I'm the only kid out of the four of us that liked playing card games

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I play it the way mum taught me. I think you play cribbish.

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Isn't that something with them um broomsticks and like balls or is that quidditch? Harry pot.

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Yeah so mum learned to play um from her dad so if the rules I play are incorrect it's because

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they've been whispered down the generations they may have been the correct rules to begin with. I

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cannot state the true nature of them now so yeah challenge me to a game we'll see if we play the

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same rules. So where does this block where where you put matchsticks or counters in come into a

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card game? So is for how many rounds you've won or you can scoreboard? Each hole represents one point

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or 10 points depending on where the peg is on the board. Now I can't give you more detail than that

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because I don't know how to use these boards properly. I like them and I appreciate them

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and mum has tried so many times to help me get my brain around how the pegs work and I can't do it

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so we always just added our scores up on paper but from what I can recall there's 10 holes in each

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like domino shape on the top so each of those is like one one point so that's 10 points but then

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when you get to 11 points you leave one peg in there and then move your odd number peg into the

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next one so say you get 13 points so you leave one there for 10. That entire block is for 10. Yeah

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yeah you'd be one there for 10 and then you'd move a peg up and you do your three points then

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when you get to 10 there you could then move the next peg up into the next I think. It's just like

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a less involved abacus. Yeah no moving parts no moving parts apart from the little the little

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turning stopper on the end. Is that where all the bits were kept in the end you said? Yeah you'd get

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like little metal pegs they look like they mean they're just a round thin peg with like a little

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skirt I guess like a peg with a washer on it very fine usually brass and they all live inside the

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board and they all live inside the board until you lose the ends. So this is as Adam said a

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Buckley's Welsh Ales Cribbage board I think it's from around the 1970s but it could be as early as

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the 1950s it is very well loved and a little bit battered it looks to have been owned by an A.

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Jones at some point because they've scratched their name into the back and there's a Rose plus Bill

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scratched into the front which is cute although it did make me think of Fred and Rose West don't

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know why I had to go through it in my brain that it wasn't Bill and Rose West it was Fred and Rose

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West. My brain went to Rosie and Jim. No well you're a bit more wholesome. I listen to too many murder podcasts

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so yeah so we've already gone through it's got it's a wooden board with 60 peg holes in it.

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There are some matchsticks jammed into some of the holes Adam did manage to extract one but I think

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he's diligently placed it back maybe or put it in the rubbish either way back in but when people lose

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their pegs they swap them out for matchsticks they're the right size and the right shape and

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you know if they cost nothing. Readily available in pots. Yes exactly back in the day this is very

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tobacco, tobacco stained. It even smells a bit like old pub. I'm not sniffing your shaft of wood.

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All right fine don't sniff my wood. I've sniffed your brick I won't sniff your plank. Oh god.

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Gotta draw the line somewhere. I was gonna give you some sensible history there but you totally

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put me off. Sorry. So Buckley's Brewery Limited was based in Lashley of all places. Very local.

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Very local indeed. They were founded in 1769 by Henry Child. They became Buckley brothers in 1877

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and they were tied to 120 public houses by 1894. I don't know if they were all in Wales or if

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somewhere in other other parts of the British Isles. I'm guessing mostly local. Yeah probably.

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They merged with Harp Lager in 1897 becoming Crown Buckley PLC and then Buckley regained its

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independence in 1993 only to be closed in 1997 following another merger with a big company

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Brain and Co. Limited. Oh they're based in Cardiff. Oh there we are then so you know. Next to the train

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station. Relatively relatively local and this it cost me an eye watering eight pounds from the YMCA

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but it is a bit of paraphernalia from a game that I enjoy playing and I've got fond memories of

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even though I don't actually know how to use the thing that I bought. Next time you see it mum. Take

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it with you. See if it can be explained. Yeah just double check. I ask. Well it could be as simple as

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you've told me it is just a cheap abacus. Yeah and the pegs are the beads. Right your turn to guess

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my teeth. Oh yeah I've got to close my eyes now. Right hang on a second take my glasses off

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because somehow that makes it easier to close my eyes. Get it out. Get it out of your box. The very front is damaged.

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So there you go. Oh it's longer than what I gave you to feel. I've given you quite a length in your hands. Oh you really have.

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It's a cardboard box with a very dusty clear thin plastic film on the front. Do you need to poke out the bits?

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No it's okay. I can work my psychic hands can work their magic don't you worry. Right to left yeah.

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Actually you can push this one. There we are. Okay so it's a slidey box so like I guess something

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you'd expect to find like a harry potter magic wand in or something. Is this got buttons on that I'm

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gonna make it make noises and give it away. No it's not battery operated at all. Or can you take the

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take slide it out for me I feel like I'm gonna break it. I did offer but no I've got psychic hands. I know

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and then my psychic hands told me that they were being over ambitious. What color is the cardboard?

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I was gonna go with like something spacey tardis like Dr Whoey background.

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Like a dog. Got dust on me. It's got slight moving parts. They come out if it'll help.

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Here hold your hand out. There's the one from the far right. Oh it's a vehicle. Don't squeeze it too

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hard the wheels will break. I have my Hulk hands. I know it's just very french. Okay so it's got four

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wheels. A flat back. A weird roof and like some sort of like hot rod open engine front end.

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Can we take give you the second one? Has it got a weird like fin on it? Yes please can I have the other one?

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This feels so delicate. Number two. Oh that feels suspiciously car like also.

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Oh there's the wing mirrors. That's got like an open engine bay type hot roddy feel to it as well

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but this feels like a short oil tanker. Like an all-in-one not a um an rtx. Not articulated.

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That's the one. And there's a third item. Oh my god there's a third one. I mean it could be

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like something fire engine related. Do you want me to hand you the third one? Yes please. I'll swap you that.

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This is fun I'm enjoying touching up your stuff. This is the one that has the missing wheel from being fragile.

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You'll feel at the very back. Oh yeah. Oh missing two two wheels. Three wheels. No it's got two wheels.

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This is the one your thumbs on is the missing. This one. Oh right okay.

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Hang on a minute. Oh there we are. I was like it's only got two wheels.

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That's because I was holding it on its side not its base.

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Oh my god. Ah typical girl car related nonsense. These all feel really dusty so that's got a weird

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fin on it as well. That's got covered engine. There's some sort of like truck hot roddy type.

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I will take them. Matchbox jobbies. Close enough. Yeah yeah you can open your eyes. Thank you.

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They are a collection of vintage. Oh cool. Trucks. I wasn't too far away when I said that one felt

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like an oil tanker. Yeah the ones you're pointing out there the hot roddy looking ones. They actually

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are based on the middle one. The oil tanker is a Ford model T.T truck and the two on the end

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Ford model AA which model A was a bit better than the model T came after.

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Weirdly it's a Days Gone made in England by Lledo London Limited. It sounds like a Welsh looking name.

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Lledo? Yeah. Weirdly two at the back. They're Unigate Dairies. The one at the front Huntly and

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Palmer's Biscuits. I'm pretty sure this should have been a matching set. Oh you think it's been

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swapped out? I think there was some mix up at the factory or something. Maybe you've got a secret set

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that no one else has got. Because yeah everyone I've looked online they've been doing a bit of

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research for this one. They all seem to be either one brand or one of different companies.

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It's odd that there's two of one. That's interesting. But my dad brought these around a few days before

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we recorded the last episode but I'd had the mess tins all wrapped for the Christmas one.

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Plus it was late at Christmas. I will use that one up first. But these were in the attic with

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another item that I'll use in another future episode. Now Lledo was, I'm saying it, pronouncing

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it Lledo...Welsh?. It could be Ledo. L-L-E-D-O. It was founded by Matchbox co-founder. That's why I give

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you the point that you've somehow got this on the head. Well close enough. Co-founder Jack Odell and

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Burt Russell in 1982 and the factory produced diecast vehicles in Enfield from 1983 to 1999.

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Later models were made in China. I'm not sure why all three aren't a matching set.

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While Huntly and Palmer's biscuits van, Huntly and Palmer's have been making biscuits since 1822.

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It's been over the years swapped hands. Nabisco is one of the bigger owners which I think

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Mondalez international in turn owns Nabisco but in 2006 it was re-established and based in Suffolk

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so productions returned back to the UK. Unigate was formed in 1959. United dairies merged with

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Cow and Gate. Unigate, the least imaginative corporate branding ever. Yeah that's a shame.

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It's now called Uniq or "Unique?". U-N-I-Q. Uniq?. It's owned by an Irish food conglomerate Greencore

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since 2011. Oh. But I do remember when I was a kid we did have a Unigate battery milk float

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delivering milk in the mornings and I've got a friend in school, Minty, he got hit by a milk

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float - I think twice! 
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of noisy they were that's when they were like a metro reversing. 
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yeah I don't know if like the one that was around mums when she was a kid was like in stealth mode

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but I'm sure I'm sure she's told me that she was hit by a milk float. 
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We're going to be doing a rematch of Urban Myth from a few episodes ago and hopefully

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I'll remember how to play it properly this time so we've just quickly gone through the rules

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between us just to make sure we know how to play it. So it's a card game on the back of each

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card is a letter so the object is to spell out either the word true or the word myth

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by answering the question on the back of the card. If you get it right you keep the card,

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yeah if you get it wrong I keep the card and vice versa. Yeah and then you can use that as a

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I can make that into myth or true. Yeah okay that sounds fair. Okay finger crossed I don't just have

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a pile of discards and answering twice as many as I need to. Have these been shuffled? Uh they're

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same shuffled from last time so yeah I've just put everything that we use on the bottom. Okay that's

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fine. Yeah unless you want to just take it half the deck and just split it wherever you fancy.

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Okay give me yeah I'll pull Daniel's shuffle. I will.

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Oh I just split mine in half because I can't do riffle shuffle. I'll pull Daniel's shuffle.

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And I'll just move the wild card that which is on the top down when what's happening there oh you

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get paper cut yeah I'll put it in the health and safety book. Yeah where's the accident book? Oh

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crap we have to make one. Oh actually no Tom Rob. Good point you you run the network where's the

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accident book I wish to report sepsis in my left forefinger. Maybe that's what Arthur does.

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I was wondering what he does here. Yeah it's a good question. Arthur call me art.

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We should ask. Yeah all right should we if we see him again. All right. Right 10 minutes on the clock.

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Youngest person gets to guess first I believe was the rule. Okay so you're asking first. I am asking

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you first. Okay 10 minutes start now. For a huh.

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What's the category? Oh life.

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Oh no I'm going to change the question. Worldwide more people are killed by donkeys than by air

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crashes. True. Correct. You're playing for a T. Okay. The category is nature. Okay.

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Cobras can't hear. In snake charming act they follow the movement of the pipe not the sound.

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I'm trying to think of nature programs now do they go by vibration

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and that's where they know where things are rather than hearing but then if you're using

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vibrate. I think that they can hear. It's oh sorry you're wrong it's true the cobras can't hear.

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Bastard. I get you're already halfway to a word. Cock. Right which one truth or myth which one.

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I'm not sure. It's true or myth. I've got the. I mean if you want to go for truth then you can.

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Okay celebrity category. Novelist Jilly Cooper was the niece of comedian Tommy Cooper.

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Myth or true. I will say true. It is a myth. I win an E. You're playing for a U. The category

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nature again. Okay didn't do so well on the last one.

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Spiders won't spin webs in structures made of chestnut wood. True or myth.

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True. It is true. I wonder if that's why they made so many wardrobes and things out of chestnuts.

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Keep the bugs out. I need to live in a chestnut house. Yeah I wonder if that's why people say

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if you put horse chestnuts around your house spiders won't come in. Jackson did that work

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for you that one time. How many conkers do I need to collect. I mean Jackson had a fuckload

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of conkers. Ask me a question. Oh yeah sorry yeah. Seven and a half minutes left. For an M.

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Crime category. I'm gonna get this wrong. Highwayman Dick Turpin once rode overnight

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from London to York in order to to establish an alibi.

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By horse overnight London to York. I'm gonna say that's a myth. Fuck it's a myth.

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You can do that in the car. Not on horse. He's winning again. You're playing for a letter T.

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Right okay. Health. During Ramadan in 2002 the US Air Force dropped empty food packets as part

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of the war effort in Afghanistan. That sounds so. How is that health specifically. Because it's

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to do with Ramadan and Ramadan is fasting for spiritual purposes. I mean. Again not health

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purposes. I want it I really want it to be a myth. But I don't know if I can put it past the Americans.

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Do I give them the benefit of the doubt. I'm gonna go myth. You win the letter T. Oh my god.

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Not even Americans are that stupid. Right okay. For an H. Spend that money on cans.

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It's the nature category.

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A blind chameleon will still change its colour when the environment changes. Is that a true

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or a myth. I will say true. Fucking hell it's true. Oh it's an H. I've got that letter already.

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Oh for the letter I need. A Y. Health.

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The average American dentist spends two years of his life waiting for patients to spit. True or myth.

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Oh it's got. I want it to be myth but dentists tend to do the job for a long time.

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How many years of our lives we spend in bed. It's about three isn't it.

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No it's more than that. What am I talking about. True. You win the card. That's disgusting.

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Okay. You pay for it then. For an E. Nature. Five minutes left. Wales sleep vertically. True or myth.

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True. Correct. You've got meth.

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Yes. Or meh. You're playing for a T. Crime.

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In the early days of 1970s TV sitcom Happy Days the Fonz was banned from wearing a black leather

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jacket because the garment was associated with criminality. True. You win the letter. Thank you.

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For another H of which you have two already. The category is health. Riffle shuffle didn't help me

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out there. Chewing gum takes seven years to make its way through the human digestive system.

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True or myth. I think that's an urban myth. It is an urban myth. Don't need the letter H.

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Get one. You're playing for an E. Which you've got one already. Crime.

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It is against the US Constitution for private citizen to communicate with an extraterrestrial.

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Against the US Constitution. It is against the United States Constitution

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for a private citizen to communicate with an extraterrestrial. Myth.

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For another H. Oh crap. Three minutes left. Category is life.

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Putting a pair of tights in the freezer will stop them from running. True or myth.

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True. It's a myth. I thought they'd stay where they are.

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Well I suppose yeah they won't ladder whilst they're in the freezer. You're playing for a Y.

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Celebrity. Oh fudge. Robbie Williams is the nephew of the former Labour Minister and founder of the

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SDP Shirley Williams. True. It's a myth. Oh I win. Myth. Why? Hooray. Fucking what? Two and a half

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minutes left. Oh my god. Do you want to go one more round? See how far we can get in two minutes.

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Quick fire. Yeah all right then let's just put these to one side so we don't get us.

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Right. For an R. I know. I was... Oh okay. Oh no. No you're right. You're asking me first.

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For an R. Life category. After the Battle of Hastings the corpse of King Harold was so

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mutilated that his mistress had to identify him by his tattoos. Myth. True.

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Playing for a T. Crime. In Singapore it is a criminal offence to fail to flush your toilet.

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Should be a criminal offence everywhere. True. You're doing much better than me so far. Okay for an R.

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World category. In Islamic tradition the forbidden fruit eaten in the Garden of Eden is not an apple

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but a fig. True. Correct. And letter. Also playing for an R. Celebrity. Bruce Forsythe

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started his showbiz career under the name Boy Bruce the Mighty Atom. Oh my god I want it to be true.

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Would he be the man we know today if that was true? I'm gonna go with...

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True. You're right. Yay! Even though you tried to put me on. Okay for a Y. Celebrity.

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Actress Jamie Lee Curtis should be addressed as Lady Hayden Guest since her husband inherited

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the title as Fifth Baron Hayden Guest. Myth. True. You're playing for an M. Need one of those. World.

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Thomas Edison invented the electric light bulb. Oh fuck. True. Oh it's a myth. I get an M.

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You've got a mister and I've got a try. For an R. Sorry. With like 20 seconds. Health. You'll catch

369
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a cold if you go outside with wet hair. False. Correct. Have an R. Oh another one. You're playing for an E.

370
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Celebrity. In the Peruvian capital Lima there is a large brass statue. Oh it's true. Bullocks!

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Bullocks! Oh there we are.

372
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Right there we go. Right so how many cards do you get? I've got four. One two three four.

373
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Ah I got one and then we've got four as well. I think based on the fact that you've actually won

374
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the two rounds that we've played all the way through that you're a bit better at the 50-50

375
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than I am. Hooray! Luck of the draw literally.

376
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Okay we've made it to Bibliotat. Aren't you all doing so well? I'm so proud of you for listening to us talk

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bollocks for so long. Not much more to go. I promise. It is quite a short Bibliotat to be fair. I deliberately picked a very small book.

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So I've brought more Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl. 
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